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Good Ideas – Bad Execution?

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Someone wise once said: “There are no bad ideas, only great ideas that go horribly wrong” — arguably this is the premise behind 90% of all Concept Cars we’ve seen at the larger International Auto Shows. But inquiring minds want to know “where are they now?” – Polling our audience, we compiled a list of Concepts to research, rolled up our sleeves and started investigating.

During our research we quickly came to the realization that some concepts were completely scuttled but others evolved into something else entirely. Let’s take a look at some of those evolutions from prototype to production.

The Audi Avus had a lot of things going for it… It was Audi’s first “mid-engined super car” boasting specifications like a Zero-60 time of 2.9 seconds with a top speed over 200 mph. Built on an aluminum space frame (first introduced on the Audi Spyder concept) with a turbo-charged W12 configuration. It was well ahead of its time, and gave inspiration to better known VAG products like the Nardo W12 and the W16 powered Veyron. Technology from the Avus continues to be used in mass produced VAG products today. #livelongandprosper 

We all know about the epic battles between Ford and Ferrari during the ’60s. LeMans gave way for the original Ford GT-40 to evolve and flourish; We all loved the GT-40 MK2 its a timeless design, one that Ford (until recently) wasn’t really able to recapture in the hearts of enthusiasts. 20 years after the GT-40s retirement the designers at Ford decided to release the radical GT-90 in 1995. Looking like something out of the movie Minority Report, the GT-90 never really caught on, especially against other modern supercars of the era. It would take Ford another 10 years before a worthy successor to the GT-40 would hit the market.


The sorted life of the Pontiac Banshee

Speaking of prototypes that never really caught on, The Banshee. Four iterations of this concept car emerged from the depths of GM between 1964-1988. Three of the 4 designs all morphed into something we recognized on the roads.

’64 Pontiac Banshee I > becomes the Opel GT

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’74 Pontiac Banshee III > becomes the late ’70s Firebird

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’88 Pontiac Banshee – IV > becomes the mid-’90s Camaro

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A design that inspired … that classic ’70s wedge.

In 1968, the engineers at Alfa Romeo developed a prototype that would unknowingly change the way we looked at sports cars through the late ’70s and ’80s. In contrast to the Lamborghini Miura which is considered an early wedge, the Miura still had swooping lines, curved hips and exposed lights. The Alfa Romeo 33 ‘Carabo’ brought us to the future with a true wedge shape, hidden headlights, and for the first time: scissor doors. Little did Alfa Romeo know, this design would go on to inspire Lamborghini to create the first generation Countach which would evolve into the Jalpa, Countach LP and Diablo. Other manufacturers like: DeTomaso, Lancia and Lotus would also take cues from the Carabo

Concepts are often just that, concepts. The daydreams of bored engineers looking to inspire them to “the thing that leads to the next thing” or sometimes its a corporate push to re-imagine a brand that has lost it’s way. The stories behind many concepts and prototypes are fascinating, the pressure to complete them for a major show or the “borrowed from the parts bin” approach to piece-meal the vehicles together are astounding. Did you know Porsche has an entire warehouse that has been converted into a museum that houses nothing but rejects, oddballs and concepts?


And others should never have been built…

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Touted as the “safest car in the word” we’re rather pleased that the 1957 Aurora Safety Car was never produced.  It would have claimed victor as “ugliest car ever”  (and it did in our Podcast Episode) but instead goes down as the ugliest concept car ever built – to this very day. 


Regrettably, a showcase of the ones that never made it.

And one’s we’re still waiting for… Promises, Promises (sigh).

**[editors note] – in 2020, these two cars finally became a reality! woot! **


Toyota Supra


Ford Bronco


All-in-all, concept cars are pretty awesome! In the automotive world, they are the purest form of imagination for both the designer and the consumer a-like. I can honestly say I had plenty of concept posters hanging on my bedroom wall as a kid: the Banshee IV,  Porsche Boxster (seen below), GT-90, Isdera Commendatore C112i, and the VW Concept R – just to name a few.

What concept car has most inspired you? What car poster was hanging on your wall as a kid Leave your comments below, we’d love to hear about your favorites. #neverstoplearning

Glossary of Racing Terms

Ever wonder what some of the terms that petrol heads constantly use mean? Avoid the confusion with our glossary of racing terms! Expanded information on these topics can be found on Paddock Pal.

What is AutoCross?

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Autocross (Auto-X) is a sport of trying to navigate your car through a defined course made up of pylons usually on a large parking lot, faster than your competition. Autocross courses are set up using soft orange traffic pylons (aka “cones”) which will not damage your car.

Events are run at speeds usually between 40-65 MPH, usually in 2nd gear. Autocross is a “performance driving event” and a safe way to learn how to drive your car at its limit. You not only learn how to handle your car at speeds that you drive daily, but you also:

  • Gain confidence in your driving ability.
  • Learn the limits of your car’s brakes
  • Learn correct seating, hand, and feet positions
  • Learn the limits of your car’s tire adhesion

Finally, Autocross is a social gathering of new and old friends and LOTS OF FUN!!!

Check the course map at the timing trailer and attend the driver's meeting where you will learn about the course:

  • Any recent changes to the course (unlikely, but happens)
  • Safety
  • Potential hazards (parked cars, drainage areas, etc.)
  • Tight Corners
  • Wet or Oil Spots
  • Uneven or Rough Pavement
  • Flagging and Corner Worker Instructions
  • Availability of Instructors

Otherwise known as "walking the line" - Walk the course with an experienced AutoCrosser. Check for surface bumps, Loose Gravel and Stones, Uneven Pavement, Joints, etc. You will be given between 10 and 20 minutes to walk the course (usually in the morning before competition starts).

To 'stay the course,' you must first stay on course

The first problem that confronts every AutoCrosser is staying on course. So the first step is to learn where it goes. Study the course map, and then walk the course. If no map is provided, make your own. Walk the course at every opportunity...and take your time. Avoid following a crowd that blocks your view. Walk the line you plan to drive as if you were sitting in the driver's seat.

Stop and study difficult or optional sections of the course to plan your line. Observe other drivers; note where they have difficulty -- hitting pylons or staying on course. Move around the course to observe problem areas from different locations.

Having completed this step, decide how to go. How to go calls for a plan. And remember, an imperfect plan is always better than no plan at all. The question AutoCrossers most often ask is, "How do I determine the best line or path around the course?"

To begin with, concentrating only on determining the best line in AutoCrossing may be compared to slalom skiing. In an autocross, we are concerned with three things: time, distance and speed.

The formula time = distance / speed expresses the relationship of these three factors. We must determine how to drive the course in the least possible time. In order to do this, the path chosen should offer the shortest distance and permit the greatest speed. As the formula illustrates, time can be made smaller by either decreasing the distance or increasing the speed...or better yet, both. Many times it becomes impossible to drive at the highest speed over the shortest distance. When this occurs, the best path is a compromise somewhere between the two extremes.

Stock - Cars must have been series produced with normal road touring equipment capable of being licensed for normal road use in the United States, and normally sold and delivered through manufacturer's retail sales outlets in the United States.

Some allowable modifications:

  • Accessories, gauges, indicators, lights and other appearance modifications which have no effect on performance and/or handling and do not materially reduce the weight of the car are permitted.
  • Alternate steering wheels are allowed provided the outside diameter is not changed by more than one inch from the standard size.
  • Any tire which is O.E.M. on a car eligible for Stock Category may be used. Non allowable tires are: any tire with a tread wear less than 200.
  • Any type of wheel may be used provided: It is the same width and diameter as stock and it does not have an offset more than +/- .25 inch from the standard wheel for the car. Wheel spacers are not allowed
  • Any shock absorber may be substituted provided the number, type, system of attachment points are not altered. Suspension geometry and range travel may not be altered.
  • Substitution, addition or removal of any front anti-roll bars is permitted
  • The make of spark plugs, points ignition, coil, and high tension wires is free.
  • Air filters may be removed, however, no other components of the air induction system may be removed, replaced, or modified.

Street Prepared

  • Equipment and/or modifications may be exchanged between different years and models of a vehicle if the item is standard on the year/model from which it was taken. The updated/backdated part of the part to which it is to be attached may not be altered, modified, machined or otherwise changed to facilitate the updating/backdating allowance. The updating/ backdating of engines, transmissions or trans-axles must be done as a unit, component parts of these units may not be interchanged.
  • Fenders and bumpers may be modified for tire clearance
  • Any fully padded and upholstered front seat may be used
  • Any steering wheel may be used
  • Aerodynamic devices are permitted, however, wings are not allowed.
  • Wheels of any diameter, width, or offset may be used.
  • Shock absorber bump stops may be altered or removed.
  • Any anti-sway bar is permitted.
  • Suspension bushings may be replaced with bushings of any material (except metal) as long as they fit in the original location.
  • Relocation of battery or batteries is permitted.
  • Carbs., fuel injection, intercoolers and intake manifolds are unrestricted. Turbos may not be changed or modified.
  • Limited Slip differentials are permitted.

Prepared

  • Removal of glass and/or headlight, front parking or front signal light assemblies, lenses and bulbs is not required. Operating tail/stop lights are required.
  • Mirrors are not required
  • Grills may be removed
  • Any fuel tank may be used
  • Passenger seats are not required
  • Driver and Passenger door glass may be removed
  • Floor covering and all interior trim may be removed
  • Component parts of the body may be lightened or replaced by ones of alternative materials.
  • Roll bars and roll cages may be added.

Modified

  • Interiors may be gutted
  • Suspension systems and wheels are free
  • Windscreen, side mirrors and tail/stop lights are not required.

  1. Adjust the driver's seat so that your elbows are slightly bent while your hands are on the steering wheel either at the 10 and 2 o'clock position or the 9 and 3 o'clock position. Now your leg position should be adjusted so that your legs stay slightly bent even when you operate the clutch and/or the brake pedal. You do not want to over-extend or straighten your legs when you operate the various pedals. The seat back (rake) should be adjusted so that you can put the bottom of your wrists on the top of the steering wheel without stretching to do so.  NOTE: Because of your body structure or that you are very tall, you may have to compromise your position to allow you to sit in the seat with your helmet on and not hit your head on the roof/headliner of your car. If anything adjust the rake of the seat more so than the leg position.
  2. If possible, obtain and use a four or five point harness. If using your standard shoulder/lap belt, try and adjust it tight enough so that you will not move around in your seat. This will enable you to concentrate more on your driving and less on trying to stay in your seat. Upgrading your standard belts with CGlocks are an excellent upgrade to help keep you planted in your seat.
  3. Adjust your left side view mirror and your rear view mirror so that you can see that traffic that may come up behind you. Your instructor should adjust the right side view mirror for his view so that he can also watch oncoming traffic. Note: some AutoCrosses can and/or will have multiple cars running in a staggered pattern (aka "Dual Timing").
  4. Try and keep your head as erect as possible, that is, in the same plane as the car is in. Leaning your head into the turn will not make the car handle any better. What will happen is that you will receive a distorted view and distorted inputs through your eyes to your brain, thus in turn affecting your driving skills.

  1. Keep both hands on the steering wheel at all times, except at the start and shifting.
  2. Position your hands on the steering wheel at either the 10 and 2 o'clock positions or 9 and 3 o'clock positions on the wheel.
  3. For most of your steering inputs, you will not have to adjust your hand positions. However on some courses that have very tight turns you may want to use is known as "Shuffle Steering." - This will enable you to feed the wheel from hand to hand without taking either hand off of the steering wheel. First imagine that there is a vertical line through the steering wheel at 12 and 6 o'clock. The left hand stays on the left side of the wheel and the right hand stays on the right side. To turn right, slide the right hand up to the top of the steering wheel at 12 o'clock then pull the wheel down to the 6 o'clock position, meeting the right hand with the left hand which has slid around the steering wheel to that position. To continue to turn the wheel, the left hand will now pull the wheel to the 12 o'clock position, and so on. To turn left, the left hand begins the process by starting to pull the wheel from the 12 o'clock position down the left side to the 6 o'clock position where the right hand will meet it and continue the arc to the left.
  4. Remember: you use this process to turn into a corner and to turn out of the corner, so you turn in and you turn out. Don't let the steering wheel loose in your hands when coming out of a turn then grab it when you think it is straight. You will only be playing a guessing game. Steer in, steer out. Also, most of the movement that you will do with this method will go beyond the 9 and 3 o'clock positions on the steering wheel. The more you practice this method, the easier it will work, eventually it will be an automatic process. As you exercise the procedure, you will appear to be moving the wheel slowly, but deliberately. Slow down and you will go faster!

This is what you need to use to make smooth shift changes when going from a higher gear to a lower gear and at the same time braking. The first question you may ask is, "There are three pedals, but I only have two feet?" With this technique, which you will use at the end of the brake zone, will enable you to continue your braking and to "blip" the accelerator (throttle) to get your engine's RPM's up for that SMOOTH shift when you let out the clutch and engage to accelerate through the apex and out of the turn.

There are three basic positions to accomplish this task:

  • Ball of the right foot on the brake, heel on the bottom or middle
    of the accelerator
  • Ball of the right foot on the accelerator, heel on the brake.
  • The left side of the right foot on the brake, and the right side
    of the same foot on the accelerator -- rolling the foot to the
    right side to blip the accelerator.

There is no set position that is most correct, which one works is the one that works the easiest and the best for you. And also depends upon your pedal cluster and how you can angle your feet.

Lets work through the process: You are accelerating down a long straight on the course and will be approaching a turn. To proceed through the turn properly, you will need to be in a lower gear. As you approach the turn, you brake. As you near the end of the brake zone, while still maintaining the braking of the car, you push in the clutch with your left foot, then move your right foot to blip the accelerator while you are still continuing the braking procedure. Now with the clutch still in, you shift from the higher gear to the lower gear, then let out the clutch, at the same time, bliping the throttle several times to maintain the higher engine RPM. As the clutch is engaged and the engine's RPM's meet the transmission RPM's this shift procedure will be smooth. This will eliminate the jolts you may have felt in the past when the clutch was engaged. It keeps the attitude of the vehicle stable, the suspension stable, and your driving line SMOOTH.

Remember, this is a technique that should be practiced at slow speeds, in a parking lot, etc., until you have the routine down smoothly and you do not have to concentrate on working it. It is an important technique which you will use whether you are driving on the road course, AutoCrossing or just everyday street driving.

Watch other drivers:
What line are they driving?
Where are the breaking points?
Where are the shifting points? -- (Up and Down)

Now it's your turn:

  1. Bring your car to staging area
  2. Proceed to start line
    • Check your seat belt
    • Make sure all loose objects are out of the car
    • Turn the rear view mirror away from view
    • Focus your thoughts on how you want to drive & the course
  3. Starter gives the OK!
    • Start sharp, but don't spin tires
    • Look ahead at gates & know where you want to be
    • Remember when to brake and shift
  4. If you should spin
    • BOTH FEET IN!
    • Hands at 3 & 9 on steering wheel
    • Look for corner workers to re-start you
    • Finish the course
  5. If you see a Red Flag or hear a loud horn:
    • Quickly come to a Complete Stop
    • Look for corner workers to re-start you
  6. Drive the First Run at Reduced Throttle
    • Learn to stay on course
    • Drive a good line
    • Drive S M O O T H L Y
    • HAVE A GOOD TIME !!!!

General Rules

  • A car is most stable under acceleration
  • Never brake in a corner!
  • Enter slow, exit fast
  • Use a consistent, comfortable braking point
  • Maximize exit speed by getting on the power sooner,
    before increasing entry speed into the corner.

The Line

  • The line is the route around a course and through its corners which will enable the car to go fastest.
  • In a corner, it's the broadest arc that maximizes speed, given "g" as a constant in V(2) = 15 gr
  • The "line" and the goemetry of the edges of the pavement are usually different.
  • There is only one "line"
  • Different cars require different approaches to stay on the "line"
  • The most important corners are those leading to the longest straights.
  • Concept of Apex: The Geometric Apex is at the point where the bisection of the angle of the tangent lines drawn from the turn entry and turn exit crosses the inside edge of the track. The Driven Apex is the point on the inside of the track that the driver chooses (hopefully intentionally) to divide the turn. If before the Geometric Apex, it is termed an Early Apex. If after the Geometric Apex, it is termed a Late Apex. In general: "Late Apex = Safe Apex."

Vision

  • Eyes up -- don't drive off the nose of the car.
  • Where you're looking is where you're going
  • Look through a corner and beyond, expand your field of vision.
  • When exiting a corner look ahead for:
    1. Flag Station and Corner Workers
    2. Traffic - all around
    3. Mirrors, gauges, etc.
  • Do not follow blindly
  • Do not fix in on the cones

Vision is the most important element of High Performance Driving

Consider "Chalking Your Tires" - Chalking tires is an AutoCross technique designed to give you base level information about the over/under and just right inflation of your tires without spending a lot of money on expensive tire monitors and pyrometers. The goal of chalking tires is to find the right tire pressure to maximize tire grip.

Over inflated tires lead to sliding and loss of traction while cornering. Under inflation leads to poor handling qualities. During a typical AutoCross run, tire temperatures increase much more than street driving. The increase in temperature leads to an increase in air pressure in the tires. Recommended tire pressures are posted on a placard visible when the driver’s door is open. For a beginner, the placard recommended pressures are a good starting point. If your Student has their tires inflated to the recommended pressure at the beginning of the session, the tires will heat and be in an overpressure situation during the session. Typical pressure increases can range between 2 to 12 psi depending on the type of tire, outside air temperature and other factors.

You can use sidewalk chalk purchased from the toy department of grocery stores or department stores or white shoe polish (preferable water soluble).

The mark should start from the sidewall and continue around the shoulder toward the center of the tire to where the tread flattens out (see Example below). The front tires will experience more heating than the rear tires, so chalk at least one front and one rear tire. For consistency, chalk each tire with three marks separated by 120 degrees (or at the 12, 4  and 8 o’clock positions on the clock face).

Example: Chalking the tire across the shoulder/sidewall of the tire

Determining the proper amount of rollover… try and use this technique with your tires to aid your driving and also rule out any possible handling issues due to poorly or improperly inflated tires.

Note: In the rain add about 2 pounds more pressure to each tire

Start Gate

  • Line up on start line as directed
  • Start when ready after starter's signal
  • Break timing beam at highest attainable speed.

Box

  • Boxes are usually driven through at least twice.
  • The course line crosses within the box.

Decision Gate

  • Locate decision gates and memorize sequence of direction changes when passing through gate, ie: 1st time, turn left, 2nd time right, etc.
  • Decision gate sequence can be in any order or combination of that shown above.

Offset Gates

  • Smooth control inputs
  • Maintain flowing line without abrupt changes.

Even Slaloms

Constant speed, smooth steering inputs. Entry and Exit on the opposite side.

Odd Slaloms

Constant speed, smooth steering inputs. Entry and Exit on the same side.

Expanding Slaloms

Increase speed, smooth steering and acceleration.

Decreasing Slaloms

Decrease speed, smooth steering and braking.

Optional Slaloms

Enter on either side

Mandatory Slaloms

Enter side opposite the arrow

Stop Garage

  • Come to a complete stop in the stop garage
  • Hitting large center (end) cone disqualifies run.

Suspension ComponentCauses OversteerCauses Understeer
Front Spring RateLighter (smaller dia.) torsion bars
or spring wire dia.
Heavier (larger dia.) torsion bars
or spring wire dia.
Rear Spring RateHeavier (larger dia.) torsion bars
or spring wire dia.
Lighter (smaller dia.) torsion bars
or spring wire dia.
Front sway barLighter or adjust to lengthen armThicker or adjust to shorten arm
Rear sway barHeavier or adjust to shorten armThinner or adjust to lengthen arm
Weight distributionMore rearwardMore forward
Front Shock Absorbersofterharder
Rear Shock Absorberhardersofter
Front cambermore negativemore positive
Rear cambermore positivemore negative
Front tire widthlargersmaller
Rear tire widthsmallerlarger
Front tire pressurelowerhigher
Rear tire pressurelowerhigher
Front trackwidernarrower
Rear tracknarrowerwider
Front spoilerlargersmaller
Rear Spoilersmaller or less anglelarger or more angle

To help clarify the information you’ve just read please be sure to check out our Glossary of Racing Terms.

The Red Clay Rally (RCR) 2018 – Coal Country Scramble

Requirements to participate in the rally are very specific, and the information provided ahead of time is very limited. Vehicles are required to be “dependable” and equipped with at least a 31” tire, a full sized spare, and extra fuel. The vehicle also has to be lifted and fitted with “true 4 wheel drive.” Note: In the previous year’s rally, AWD Subarus were allowed. However, due to problems with multiple Subaru teams blocking the trail …the 2018 rules were amended to not allow them to compete.

Very little location information is released to competitors prior to the start of the rally. Competitors do not have access to the complete mapped route, or final rules until 1 week before the start of the rally. This prohibits teams from running the route ahead of time. The only information provided is the starting and ending Locations for the RCR.

In addition to surviving the route, teams have to collect as few penalty points as possible, stay together as a team, and finish as a team. Believe it or not, there are a many ways to earn penalties, for example:

  • If a team hits their checkpoint too early, they are penalized 5 points for each minute they are early.
  • If a team checks in late, they are penalized 1 point for each minute they are late.
  • If any team blocks the trail for more than 15 consecutive minutes, they are disqualified.
  • If a team shows up to all checkpoints cumulatively 20 minutes early, the team is disqualified.

Moreover, Competitors are not to talk about Red Clay Rally… not to the locals, not to law enforcement, not to anyone in any area the rally travels through. Teams are not allowed to put any Rally identifying marks on their vehicles, nor team numbers. Teams were also made aware to not trust any other team because they might purposely be deceptive, give wrong information, or directions.

Competitors are provided the final GPS “track” a week before the start so they could download their maps. Each stage has an amount of time it should take for the track to be completed associated with it. We did not know the location of each checkpoint, so it was impossible to cut corners or skip any part of the GPS track. Additionally we did not know what the terrain would be like, so trying to speed up or slow down could hurt our team. There were several sections of trail that teams could get extra credit points to reduce their overall score, however it was risky because those sections would take more time and the condition of the extra credit trail was unknown. This could potentially result in recoveries that could take even more time and add points to the end score for the day.


 Rally Preparations

Our two teams registered to run the rally in August of 2017, so we had 10 months to prepare. We had a total of five vehicles: Team 99 consisted of myself driving my 2013 Toyota 4Runner SR5, and my good friend Tom driving his 2016 Toyota 4Runner Trail Edition. Team 98 was made up of our friend Mark with his 2006 Toyota Tacoma (with 201k on the odometer!), Steve driving a 2015 Toyota Tacoma, and lastly Pete driving a 2016 Toyota 4Runner SR5.

Preparing for the rally was a daunting task because we did not know what types of terrain we would be getting into, nor the areas we would be driving. None of our vehicles were set up the same, but all had suspension lifts with at least a 33” tire. Most of us had been running our current suspension setup for a while and the thought was to get out, wheel the trucks in the preceding ten months’ time, gain more experience, and tighten up any loose ends. We all agreed making any large last minute changes could have an effect on how we were able to run the rally. The organizers had warned us that the biggest failure the year before had been brakes. We all made a point to change out our brake pads, as close as we could to the start of the rally.

Loving to tinker with our machines, a few of us did decide to add new solid plate steel bumpers on the front, rear, or both to increase our departure angles over obstacles and to give us better recovery points in the event that we got stuck and recovery was required. We reviewed safety procedures for winching to verify that we were well versed in proper winching. We put together a collection of tools, fluids, and spare parts that might fail, ensuring that if we did have a problem that we would be well prepared to fix them. After all, we still had to drive the trucks home after the rally was over.

Recovery gear was one of the most important items needed, and we compiled our own list of gear that we would have on board. Items such as: snatch straps, tree savers, soft shackles, kinetic ropes and snatch blocks. Three of the five trucks had an on board winch, and those owners were responsible for making sure the winch line was properly cleaned, tensioned, and the winch was in good working order.

Finally, we all made sure that we completed any maintenance items and went over our vehicles with a fine tooth comb. We changed fluids, checked wheel bearings, tie rods and lubricated suspension parts to make sure we would not have a catastrophic failure that would knock our team out of the finish.


The Big Moment: Running the Rally

All competitors were to arrive at Borla International in Johnson City, Tennessee by Friday morning at 6am. Our team opted to check in on Thursday night and get as much information as we could, instead of waiting until Friday morning. We met Thursday evening, checked in at Borla then headed out for a team dinner and drinks to build some comradery and discuss our vehicles and driving order/position.

On Friday morning we returned to Borla and the organizers took a roll call. A total of 52 teams consisting of 133 vehicles checked in to begin the Rally on day 1.

After some strategizing, we felt it was necessary to be one of the first to leave Borla to avoid getting caught in “Rally traffic” and potentially not be able to get fuel after 100+ trucks had fueled up in some of the smaller towns. Once roll call concluded we quietly positioned our vehicles near the starting point – effectively cutting off another team attempting to do the same thing.

Teams were released in two minute increments to allow for them to get down the road before encountering traffic. Releasing the teams would take the organizers the better part of two hours. We felt starting early and getting to camp early would benefit our team as we would be done for the day and have time to discuss tomorrows track. According to the GPS, we would spend roughly 7-8 hours in the trucks, with little time for breaks.

Our team set off just after 0700, and the majority of the day was a combination of freeway and skinny winding paved roads through small coal towns. We pushed the vehicles to their limits, trying to keep on route and on time. We missed several turns and had to turn around to get back on route. We quickly learned that having a dedicated navigator – in at least the lead truck – was absolutely necessary. Looking on the map it was impossible to tell which sections were paved and which were dirt. So we tried to keep as close to the GPS times as possible.

We rolled into camp in West Virginia at the end of the day, after completing an incredibly steep hill climb with very loose terrain.

That’s one helluva view. Member Doug T, standing next to his wife Corey’s 4runner.

On the top of the mountain was one of the best views we’d ever had camping. We had made it  through day one, mostly unscathed. One driver on our team reported having some ABS activation issues, so he chose to go home and not continue to the end. Our team of five was knocked down to four. At the end of the day after everyone had checked in, we were pleased to find out that our two teams were in 12th place for the day. We had several late check-ins, so we were penalized for those. Our goal was to leave at the beginning of the pack, for day two.

Some confusion at the beginning of day two had all teams leaving “on their honor.” In retrospect this was a disaster, as we all tried to check in at the organizer’s camp site and were told to just leave at our specified time. We ended up leaving 10 minutes late, felt a bit slighted,  and we would now need to make less stops. The team that left in front of us had a Jeep bringing up the rear with a clearly visible broken shock mount, that would slow us down. The day started with us driving through dirt packed mountain roads, and evolved into many different types of terrain including several miles next to railroad tracks.


Day 2 – brought us less pavement and extra credit challenges. We watched as a land cruiser attempted to drive up one of the extra credit sections. It was a longer steeper hill with loose terrain. The truck did not have enough power to make it to the top sliding back down the hill, nearly toppling over sideways. We wisely chose to skip that section and continue on. At the end of the day, we were one of the first teams to finish, and when we came upon the last checkpoint we were told that he (the checkpoint official) was in the wrong location due to a communication error. We were a bit annoyed that we (and about 30 other trucks) had to turn around. We chose to not camp with the big group and found a great secluded campsite in the Kentucky Mountains up on a ridge a couple miles from the rest of the competitors.

Corey & Doug’s mobile campsite.

There were wild horses that wandered past our campsite and later in the evening a couple of old guys rolled up on their RZR to invite us back to their area for more exploring. We dragged a huge dead tree to our site and set up a large fire. After dark, some friends recognized our vehicles and rolled into our camp. They looked defeated and exhausted. They had suffered a vehicle failure due to an idler pulley seizing earlier in the day, resulting in a 45 minute drive out of their way to get the part at a Toyota dealer and then repair the truck. They continued on to the last checkpoint and were disqualified due to their late arrival time. Our team had finished day 2, in 11th place.


Much like the day before, Day 3 began with us not knowing what time we were to depart, so we made sure we were up early to pack up camp. We sent one teammate to the organizer to pick up our time sheet and identify our departure time. Due to several teams arriving late they had shifted departures to 0800 instead of 0700. This afforded us some extra time to take photos and discuss the route. Since we had a few early arrivals at checkpoints throughout day 2 (taking on additional penalties) we departed camp a few minutes later than our designated departure time at 0825.

Day three terrain started out on some of the tightest trails in terms of brash and trees. The constant scraping for the first mile or two unnerved some of our teammates.

As we continued, there was a lot of thick heavy mud and much of the route took us through heavily wooded areas. There was also more traffic on the trails as vehicles were getting stuck, breaking down, and not having the appropriate tools to get through the woods. We ended up with two trucks on our team that started to overheat due to the thick layer of mud that caked on the radiators. Fortunately we caught it early and we were able to use our pressurized water tank to rinse them off until we could find a car wash along our route. Two of us got stuck and required recovery. We were able to pull both vehicles individually in less than ten minutes each, so as not to be penalized or disqualified for blocking the trail. Later in the day, another team was limping along with a broken vehicle and were effectively blocking the route. Getting around them was a challenge but we eventually we forced our way around got past. The route eventually doubled back on itself, and we found ourselves held up for over an hour because an FJ Cruiser had overturned when the ABS locked up on a gravel curve and sent it into a ravine. Fortunately it had been stopped by a large tree, but the truck was more or less totaled. Eventually they were able to winch themselves out and the driver was unharmed. We saw several other vehicles with broken windows and heard of a few with snapped axles.

We made it to the last checkpoint on day 3 with what we felt was a good end time and all team members in fairly good shape. Continuing on some more fun and challenging trails before hitting the pavement to the finale at a brewery in Lexington to celebrate and find out our final score.

At the brewery we were finally able to relax and get some real food and much needed drinks. We waited patiently for the rest of the teams to show up so the officials could announce the winners. After traveling through 32 counties, 4 states, traversing over 500 miles, and putting our trucks through the stress of a fast paced three days, only 22 teams finished the Rally. Our two teams came in 7th place! We were incredibly proud of our finish and had a blast doing it. We look forward to running Red Clay Rally again next year and can’t wait to see what the organizers have in store for a new route.

If you’re interested in learning more about the RCR, or joining us next year, here are some useful links:

Whatever happened to automotive styling?

Gone are the days of styling when the make and/or model of a car could be easily identified across a crowded parking lot. Take for instance, one of the most cherished designs in the heyday of automobiles, the 1957 Chevrolet Bel-Air Convertible, aka “the ‘57 chevy.”

1957 Chevrolet Bel-Air Convertible

The ‘57 Chevy outside of being an icon, is one of those all-inclusive designs. From the appropriately placed chrome accents, swooping headlights, two-tone paint, and moderately sized rear fenders – this car had it all. Back then cars were distinctive inside as well as out.

It was attractive, plush, came in different variations, and it was highly sought after then (and still is today).

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Even the Europeans – well, mostly the Italians – had a real flair for design, with some absolutely gorgeous cars.

Take for instance, one of the most beautiful works of art – at least in my opinion – to come out of Europe, the 1967 Lamborghini Miura. It’s one of those cars that doesn’t need to be explained, it has a universal gut reaction of “wow.”

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1967 Lamborghini Miura

The Germans were never known for being overly flamboyant

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But some of their designs did set the bar in various design vertices. Outside of the constantly evolving 911, one such design: the Audi Quattro when it debuted at Geneva in 1980 changed the way we looked at complex mechanics in a small package. Not to mention, it started the whole boxy car + knife-edge flare craze that many manufacturers copied throughout the late ‘80s and ‘90s.

1983 Audi Quattro Coupe

In Japan however, designers were never much for creating something new, but they were excellent at taking an existing design and improving on it.

Cars like the 1967 Toyota 2000 GT derived its inspiration from the Jaguar E-Type. The Datsun 510 and the original Nissan GT-R were loose copies of a FIAT. And one of my favorites, Mazda – who was taken to court by Porsche for too closely mimicking the design of the 944 turbo when the 2nd Generation RX-7 debuted. I digress, but I will give them credit – Japanese designers really loved those fender mounted side mirrors! Do a quick search on “iconic Japanese vehicles” and you’ll note many of them include this design feature. (Even if they are a carry over from british roadsters).

1967 Toyota 2000 GT – with fender mounted side mirrors!

But why can’t we have cars that “look” like the ‘57 Chevy, the Miura, and others from the past?

Why do they all have to look like mobius blobs of metal? By comparison, todays cars all look like something that would have only been imagined for Blade Runner or Total Recall but in a nutshell, automotive styling has been overshadowed by a need for fuel efficiency. Since only one shape cheats the wind, automotive style has started leaning towards “that shape” which can be easily described as teardrop or pill shaped. This doesn’t mean that styling is completely dead, just much more muted than before. But how did we get from the swooping fenders, poodle skirts and the “new for the 19xx model year” designs to today?

The ‘70s gas crisis changed everything

It was the first step in the wrong direction. Instead of lightening the vehicles and making the engines more efficient, engineers opted to scrap their Mustangs, Challengers and Firebirds for something smaller. For decades, the American Big-3 were notorious for “badge engineering” a concept that spanned from their sub-compacts all the way to their full-sized luxo-barges.

General Motors “Model J” line-up, from left-to-right: the Pontiac Sunbird, Chevrolet Cavalier, Buick Skyhawk, Oldsmobile Firenza and Cadillac Cimarron.

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Perhaps the worst example of badge engineering comes from the General Motors “Model J” series (seen above) in 4-door sedan trim, these were all the EXACT SAME CAR with different branding bits. Because these were all based on the same chassis, the visible differences between the cars were minimal with only slight differences being such styling cues as front clip (headlamps, grille and bumper) and tail lamps. Despite these cars being total rubbish, there was something important going on, the idea of “Platform Sharing” had started to emerge, a concept that is being touted today as “new and innovative cost saving measures” on the part of automobile manufacturers.

As mentioned in a previous article, a lot of the cars from this period were heinous, terrible places to live. Not many people recount the glory days of driving around in their Skyhawk (despite the name sounding really cool). And as a note, compared to the rest, the Cimarron (being a Cadillac) wasn’t much of a step up, using low-grade leather to cover the seats at a time when only “luxury” cars had this offering. But more importantly, devolving from these trend setters came all the econo-boxes of the late ‘70s and early ‘80s.

One of my favorite econo-boxes, the Geo Metro (aka: Suzuki Swift).

“Cab-forward” and how the ‘90s ruined cars forever.  

Chrysler’s marketing department coined the term “cab-forward,” and it has been used by journalists to describe the styling of ‘90s-era cars ever since. The idea was to take the entire interior cabin of a vehicle and move it forward — extending the windshield over the front wheels. The result is an interior that can be “stretched” to provide more space. At the same time, the rear wheels move closer to the rear of the vehicle. This reduces body overhang and provides a longer wheelbase for better ride and handling, as well as a more stable vehicle platform, all within the same, or even shorter overall length. Do you remember the Pontiac ads from the ‘90s? Many ads read: “wider is better.”

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1993 Chrysler/Dodge Intrepid, the first “cab-forward” design.

Once the design engineers had figured out how to make more “people space” in a modern vehicle the safety engineers got involved developing a new concept called “crumple zones” along with “airbags.” All of this new safety gear required space, space that a cab-forward design could now afford the engineers.

By now, we take for granted what airbags are and what they are for, but many might not know that crumple zones are areas of a vehicle that are designed to deform and crumple (crush) in a collision. These areas are engineered to absorb some of the energy of the impact, preventing it from being transmitted to the occupants. It all makes perfectly good sense: more people space = more people protection needed. With ‘90s prototypes completed, the Sales and Marketing teams got involved. These ideas of cab-forward and crumple zones now became key differentiators for this new era of car. “Safe” and “Space” were now buzzwords. First to market is always important. Ever wonder why so many people still categorize Volvo as “the safest car on the road”? — it’s because marketing did their job.

As a technical aside: Audi was one of the last European manufacturers to employ airbags in their cars, mainly due to the high reliability and cost-effectiveness of the technology they trademarked as “procon-ten”. The procon-ten system used thick winch-like cables linked to the rear of the engine, and in-turn connected to the steering column and seat-belt mounts. In the event of a frontal impact, the force and momentum would shift the engine rearwards, tensioning and therefore “pulling” the cables. When the cables were taught they would pull the steering wheel towards the front of the car, clear of the driver, and also remove any slack in the seat belts, holding the occupants more firmly in their seats until the accident had finished. Since no other manufacturer adopted Procon-ten it was eventually discontinued in the middle part of the ‘90s.

Meanwhile… as American consumers grew more sophisticated, their tastes became increasingly less enamored with badge engineering, which ultimately lead to the demise of Pontiac, Oldsmobile, Mercury, and Plymouth – to name a few. While this has created fewer offerings, this has also created some new and interesting partnerships between previously rival automakers.  All the while, the continued need for greater fuel efficiency thanks to new government regulations loomed overhead.

The Japanese approached all of this quite differently, knowing that the American market wouldn’t support premium products from an established value line. (Two examples of such failures were the Subaru SVX and the Volkswagen Phaeton – both were premium models that were often double the cost of the cheapest models). Customers interested in premium cars simply didn’t visit those dealerships and customers who were interested in inexpensive cars weren’t willing to pay twice as much for a car that they weren’t interested in purchasing. And to the point, this is why Acura, Lexus and Infiniti exist.


But how did all of this affect today’s styling?

Quite significantly. Manufacturers scrambled to provide their customers with a premium look and feel all the while packaging the latest safety equipment and technology into their vehicles while focusing on creating a corporate appearance. This had happened in the past but with fewer models in their portfolios, the focus was more concentrated. This styling approach allows the compact model to look very similar to the mid or full-sized model (and often share parts, molds, etc) so that a buyer of the least expensive model wasn’t as easily identified. An obvious example is evident in the current Ford product line with the Fiesta and Focus being very similarly styled and while the Fiesta is smaller, it isn’t appreciably smaller, making it difficult to spot.

Example of “The Corporate Appearance” with the 2014 Ford lineup.

Throughout product lines, the distinction between Economy and Luxury has been blurred as well. Car models used to be a Base model and a Deluxe model but in the modern market, there may be 2 or 3 models (packages) in between.  Look at the venerable Ford F-150 that offers the XL as a Base model and the Platinum as the Deluxe model. In the past, Ford offered a Base (no designation), an XL, an XLT and the Ranger. Granted, trucks are a bit different from automobiles but the Base was the contractor-grade with zero options, the XL and XLT had a few more creature comforts and the Ranger was equipped like a base automobile.  In today’s market, the XL is fairly bare-bones with a washable interior while the Platinum rivals today’s luxury cars.

Another factor that has hurt automotive styling is the willingness of manufacturers to copy each other’s designs to capture sales.  Two examples of this are the original Hyundai Azera and the Lexus LS.  Both of these cars were directly aimed at the class-leader: the Honda Accord and the Mercedes E-Class, respectively.  From a distance, the cars looked virtually identical from the body shape to the grill and light designs, down to the shape and placement of the various badges as well as being offered in nearly the same color schemes. This provided a tremendous value benefit to Hyundai and Lexus because their owners no longer were seen as driving a bargain replacement because the appearance was so similar that most motorists were unable to tell the difference.

Fortunately though, not every manufacturer has fallen into the generic automotive design trap.  Fiat/Chrysler (FCA) has maintained some bit of individualism with it’s gigantic muscle cars and SUVs, Ford with their Performance Line (Mustang, GT and ST/RS) and Chevrolet with the Corvette and Camaro. Unfortunately, the European and Asian automakers are producing blobs that all look frighteningly similar.

1970 Dodge Challenger T/A (left) and 2017 Dodge Challenger T/A (right)

In the end, much of the “lack of design” in automobiles in today’s era is summarized by the need for better aerodynamics, safety and fuel efficiency.  However there are also fewer unique cars on today’s roads due to the cost benefit of technology and platform sharing. But if we can learn anything from Chrysler – who as we’ve seen – has been on both sides of this design pendulum, maybe the engineers can find a way to bring back popular designs and update them to today’s standards. But for now, we’ll call it a study in aerodynamics… #whatsoldisnewagain.

Until next time, thanks for reading.

– Matthew –

I wanna go fast!

Hello there fellow car enthusiast! I see you just bought your dream car and you are ready to live out your Cole Trickle fantasies on a real race track! Ready to put that Ricky Bobby motto to the test and “shake and bake” your way right into the winner’s circle! Good for you! Or maybe not, maybe you just want to become a better driver and and see what you are made of personally.

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Whether you think you are ready to go out and win Daytona or you just want to run your fastest laps and beat your personal best, you have to actually drive on a race track first. That’s why I’m here… this article is going to highlight the things I wish I knew before going to my first track day/weekend.

What to do before the event

Registration – Before you can get out there and “let a rip, tater chip” you need to find an event that works for you and your schedule. The best resource for this is MotorSports Reg (MSR). Many (not all) of the clubs use this site to list their events throughout the year and most will let you register for the event right from the site.

Some clubs are a bit special in the registration department and require you to go to their individual site to register but their events are still listed on MSR. And then there are some very special snowflakes that don’t even list their events at all on MSR and rely solely on their own website for schedules and registration completely. My suggestion to you is to first pick a date, or a couple alternatives, for when you have time in your schedule to go, then pick a track you want to run (in this area the closest tracks are Dominion Raceway in VA and Summit Point Raceway in WV).

You can check the track’s website first and see if they are running events that day and which club is running it, OR you can go to MSR and find a club that is running on that track. For the special snowflakes, they are a bit harder to find. Thankfully you have me to point you in the right direction. Hooked On Driving and Chin Motorsports are two examples.


Track Insurance

So, you have found your track day and you are registered. Way to go! But the decisions are not done yet, now you need to decide on track insurance. Most, if not all, auto insurance companies DO NOT cover any types of claims as the result of you driving on a race track. They may have clauses in your existing policy that prohibit you from even driving on track. It is wise to check your policy documents very carefully to make sure you aren’t in breach. My car is not registered for the street so I do not have this problem, but you should be aware of the risks you could face.

Anyway, back to track insurance. Because your insurance company will most likely not cover you in the event of an incident, there are options out there for you to insure the car on track. We wrote an article not to long ago about one such company, Lockton Insurance. A few of our members use this company and have had great experiences. If insurance is something that would give you piece of mind while on track, then please look into getting a policy for the event.


Pre-Track Day Tech Inspection

Now that you have registered and decided whether or not you need track insurance, it’s time to focus on the car. Some (but not all) clubs require a tech inspection of your car with a form that needs to be completed by a licensed mechanic. Clubs that require this are Audi Club (ACNA), Porsche Club (PCA), and Sports Car Club of America (SCCA) as an example. Please note SCCA allows for a “self tech” option where you can sign off on the inspection for yourself.

The inspection goes over the basics of your car and just touches on whether the car is operating properly and is in good working order for a track day. Some of the things the mechanic will check: tires, brake pads and rotors, brake fluid, check for any leaks, proper safety gear (seat belts are operating properly), no play in the steering and suspension, brake lights and turn signals all work etc. Pro Tip: Whether the club requires an inspection or not, it is important to inspect your car before any type of performance driving whether it be a track day or autocross, whatever. This can save you a lot of headaches in the future if you can catch something wrong before getting to the track. Once your car has been given a clean bill of health, you are ready to go!


What To Bring With You

Well, not so fast. You are registered and your car is good to go, but now you need to prep. Below is a list of items that I feel are important to bring with you to any track day:

  1. Proper clothing – jeans are great or any pants that are known for being less flammable than other materials. A long sleeve shirt is still required for some clubs. Socks and comfortable thin soled shoes are a must. (Adidas Sambas or Converse All-Stars are good cheap cheap alternatives to driving shoes). You want to be comfortable and you want to be able to drive the car without any issues. Also bring a jacket or sweatshirt for temperature changes or rain.

  2. A Helmet – some clubs will provide a helmet to you for a small fee if you don’t have one. Also OG Racing in VA rents them out. A motorcycle helmet is not allowed.

  3. Gloves – these aren’t required but they are useful since you will be sticking your hand/arm out the window for point bys. Something bright colored and easy to see are best.

  4. Food and Drinks – water, sports drinks, anything to keep you hydrated. Driving a car is hard work and you will exert a lot of energy. It’s best to stay well hydrated and fed. Make sure you eat a good breakfast and bring food for lunch. Some tracks have food and some clubs even provide food for you for lunch and dinner (ie: Hooked on Driving).

  5. Tools – You are going to want to bring some basic tools with you, jack, jack stands (2 should suffice), torque wrench, sockets and wrenches needed to change your wheels, tools needed to change your brake pads/rotors, tire gauge: these are the basics.

  6. Extra Parts – extra brake pads, brake rotors, oil and engine coolant, etc. Might not be terribly necessary for your first time out but hey, track days are expensive and you don’t want to miss time because you ran out of brake pads.

  7. Miscellaneous – bring blue painters tape in case you need to put numbers on your car. And bring a liquid paint pen, white shoe polish or chalk to mark your tires. Your instructor can explain why this is important. You don’t need to worry about fuel as most tracks have fuel tanks there (for example: Dominion has a gas station right across the street from the main entrance). However you might want to bring an air compressor in case you need to fill your tires. Not all tracks have air.

  8. A Great Attitude – One thing you should leave at home is your ego. No one is Michael Schumacher or Lewis Hamilton, especially at their first track day. Come happy and positive with a desire to learn and be taught, because you will learn something about yourself and about your car. DO NOT come with a bad attitude or a chip on your shoulder. “I know how to drive, because I play Forza” … A good instructor can sniff that out a mile away and you will be sent home, sometimes without a refund. If you are nervous or timid, that’s OK! It’s scary going to your first event, especially by yourself, but everyone there will be friendly and willing to help the new guy/gal. We want you to have a good time and we want you to want to come back!

  9. Friends – Lastly, you don’t have to be alone, bring your friends, preferably to drive their own cars even (the more the merrier). Bring your families! Instructors can usually take people out for a few laps without totally disrupting their day and most clubs allow parade laps during lunch time (time on track without a helmet at safe slower speeds). Take advantage of this to get other people enthused about your hobby!


The Day Of The Event

Your schedule – It’s time, the day of the event is here. You got a good night’s rest and had a healthy and filling breakfast. You are ready to go! The first thing you will do is arrive at the track and complete the registration process. Just get in line, head up to the table and let them know you are there. They will give you numbers if your car doesn’t already have them (if not, use blue painters tape to make easy numbers that won’t damage your paint). They will also give you a schedule. This schedule is your bible for the day/weekend. Please be on time for everything, especially the driver’s meeting (usually starts at 8:00am) and your classroom sessions. If you are not on time, you are only hurting yourself. Now for some important things, your day will be broken into classroom sessions and on-track sessions.

Classroom – The classroom sessions are meant to teach you about the safety concerns of being on track as well as to teach you what each of the different flags mean and proper driver etiquette for point-bys and pitting. The classroom sessions are very important. DO NOT MISS THEM. After your classroom you will go out on track with your instructor. After your track sessions you will have more classroom sessions meant to teach you a little more and debrief about your experiences during your on-track session.

Instructors – Your instructor is the brave soul willing to get in the car with you, a complete stranger, in a high stress and dangerous situation and try to teach you while at the same time keeping you, and them, safe. Your instructor is a volunteer, they are not getting paid to be there (not monetarily anyway) and they are taking time out of their day to help you. Be nice to your instructor and listen to them. They have the experience that you lack at this point. Their goals are to make sure you are safe and to make sure you have fun and learn something. However, if you have an instructor that you don’t click with personality wise, don’t be afraid, kindly ask if you can have a different instructor. Not everyone will get along with each other, that’s human nature. But you don’t want to have a ruined weekend because you didn’t like your instructor and you felt stuck. Trust me, I made this mistake and almost gave up entirely.


On-Track Sessions

FINALLY! The fun part! You get to show off your Ricky Bobby skills and run circles around all the other noobs out there. Well, not so fast there Dale Jr. You gotta learn the basics. The on-track sessions are where you and your instructor will go over what you learned in the classroom and you will apply those skills and teachings in a real world environment.

Yes you can drive as fast as you can (safely!!! Do not over-drive the car and listen to your instructor!) but remember to apply what you learned in the classroom and be willing to learn the proper line, situational awareness, correct passing maneuvers, where the flag stations are, what the flags mean, proper braking techniques, proper throttle application, proper shifting, keep your head and eyes up, be courteous and PREDICTABLE to the other drivers on track, etc. Does that sound like a lot? That’s because it is a lot.

There is a lot going on when you are driving and you need to be mindful and aware of all of it. However, go at your own pace. You and the other novices are all out there to have fun. If you are super fast compared to your group, just be patient and pass where it’s designated and pull into the pits if necessary. If you are the slow one out there, THAT’S OK! Take your time and work on your line. If you have traffic behind you, acknowledge them and let them by when you can, if you are causing too much traffic, pull into the pits and let them go by. Your instructor will notice all of these things and have you act accordingly. Don’t worry, you will have fun and so will everyone else!

In-Between Sessions – There will still be some down time between your classroom sessions and on-track sessions. Take this time to rest, speak with your instructor, hang out, refuel your car and your body, and check over the car (tire pressures, treadwear, brake pad wear, oil and coolant levels, etc.).

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction to Gran Touring Motorsports
  • 00:22 Meet the Hosts and Special Guest
  • 00:37 Things We Wish We Knew When Starting Track Days
  • 02:13 Finding the Right Organization and Event
  • 03:28 Do You Need a Dedicated Track Car?
  • 10:26 Understanding Track Insurance
  • 16:34 Preparing Your Car for the Track
  • 21:56 Essential Gear and Clothing
  • 34:49 Tools and Spare Parts to Bring
  • 39:12 Miscellaneous Tips and Final Preparations
  • 40:50 Fuel Tips for the Racetrack
  • 41:14 Transporting Fuel Safely
  • 41:37 Navigating Fuel Laws in Different States
  • 42:41 Preparing for the Track: Essential Gear
  • 54:08 Classroom Sessions: What to Expect
  • 59:17 Meeting Your Instructor
  • 01:06:40 On-Track Experience: First Time Out
  • 01:12:50 Post-Session Tips and Maintenance
  • 01:14:04 Final Thoughts and Community Shoutouts

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Grand touring motorsports started as a social group of car enthusiasts, but we’ve expanded into all sorts of motorsports disciplines. And we want to share our stories with you. Years of racing, wrenching and motorsports experience brings together a top notch collection of knowledge and information through our podcast break fix.

Hey, what’s going on everybody. This is Brad, your host of the grand touring motorsports podcast break fix with me as always is Eric. Uh, we have a special guest tonight. It’s, uh, Mike Crutchfield. You’ve heard him on a couple other, uh, podcasts with us. He’s gonna lend us some expertise. Tonight’s topic is things we wish we knew when we were new first, getting into this, uh, the track day sport, uh, HPDE, which stands for High Performance Driver Education.

Now, I’m sure. Some of you out there have come to track days before. Some of you may not have when we first started out, we all started somewhere. When I know when I first started out, [00:01:00] there were lots of things that I wish that I knew and having a podcast like this, we hope is insightful to the rest of you and hope it gets you off the ledge to come out and dip your toe into the sport and see if you like it or not, we’re going to talk about.

Things you should do before the event. Things you should know and understand. We’re going to dabble a little bit on track insurance, which is something that you should know before the event. We’re going to talk about the pre track inspection. A lot of these events all require an inspection of your vehicle and of you before you come out.

We’re going to talk about things you should bring with you to the track.

Crew Chief Eric: Come on, man. I just want to go fast. I want to go fast.

Crew Chief Brad: Don’t just come out in your jorts and your Crocs and expect to go out there like Ricky Bobby. and be the fastest person on the track. That’s cold trickle. Thank you very much.

Excuse me. I’m on fire. And then we’re also going to talk about things that you are going to do on the day of the event. And that’s where we’re hoping Mike can, you know, give us some insight as he’s been a [00:02:00] classroom instructor for a lot of these a students or beginner students at these events. So Eric, what are some things that people need to know before they come to the event?

So what are some things that you wish that you knew of going into this?

Crew Chief Eric: Before you get out there and let it rip tater chip style, you really need to find an organization that suits your personality, your schedule. And I will say I wish I had known, but I found out through some other people about a resource that we use very often now, which is Motorsport Reg.

Now, not every organization uses Motorsports Reg, and that’s motorsportsreg. com. You can check it out now while we’re talking. And inside of there, it’s basically a large scheduling tool database where you can search based on your geographical area, you know, what track days, what autocross, carding event, et cetera.

Is near your location. So that’s kind of cool within, you know, X amount of miles. I usually search 300 mile radius or so. There are other websites similar to that, like club [00:03:00] registration. net hooked on driving, uses their own chin. Motorsports uses theirs. A lot of them do cross pollinate and advertise on motorsports reg.

So that is kind of the gold standard to go to, to find events. So if you’re really kind of looking to see what’s out there, I would say going to a website like that is, is the first thing. Because otherwise. Unless you have friends that are already in the sport and are kind of driving you towards a location.

You’re really unsure where to look to begin

Crew Chief Brad: with. And do people need to have a dedicated track car to come out and have a good time?

Crew Chief Eric: No. And we talked about this a lot in a previous episode. So if you’re just tuning in for the first time, go back and revisit the first, what should I buy starter cars episode.

And we talk about, you know, if you don’t have. A let’s say track car. That doesn’t necessarily mean you need to run out and buy one. We have some that we recommend because if you’re driving around in a 1980 Chevette, probably not the best option to go to the track with, [00:04:00] but you know, if you’re like a lot of us that have commuter cars, maybe you bought a Ford Fiesta or you have a VW GTI or, you know, a Nissan Sentra or something like that.

Those are actually perfect starter cars to go to an event.

Mike Crutchfield: That for you novices out there, their first time out at the track, you’re probably not going to hit the limits of your vehicle because I’ve had students who had an absolute blast and a just Honda Accord. So it doesn’t have to be anything fancy.

It doesn’t even have to be anything fast because odds are your first event, you’re not going to be driving beyond the capabilities of your car and you’re still going to have a good time.

Crew Chief Eric: I’m sure there’s a lot of you out there listening right now that drive in some maybe more sporty cars or what we call Boulevard Grand Tours or something more luxury or maybe you bought a McLaren.

I don’t know. Either way, what you have is usually good enough and in some cases if you drive a, you know, 570S McLaren, it’s better than what everybody has and there’s really nothing wrong with that. [00:05:00] Don’t let that be a stopping point. Don’t sit back and say, Oh, I have to have a fully caged, you know, 944 cup car to be able to go to the track, or I have to have a Miata, spec Miata race car or something like that.

You really don’t get, you need to get over that. I think another barrier to entry is a lot of people, because of the way the registration systems are built, you don’t get to see the price of the event until you’re further into the registration process. It’s not up front in your face to say, Hey, look at the bargain.

I’m getting for the amount of track time I’m receiving. So if you do the math. And you compare it to other disciplines and I’m and this is not to downplay other disciplines in any respect and they all have their Their purpose and their place and their value If you look at rally cross or you look at autocross where it’s, you know One lap timed and you wait around for a while and then it’s one lap time you wait around some more, you know Bs check your torques, you know that kind of stuff you pay let’s say maybe 50 60 bucks and you get Four runs, six runs, eight runs at maximum.

They’re really not good value [00:06:00] for money. If you think about, okay, it’s a 45 second quote unquote lap for 50 or 60 bucks versus track time. If you add in classroom, which Mike’s going to talk about here in a little bit and you add in. The social aspect of it, you add in the, your actual sessions on track, which can vary anywhere from on the short side, 22 minutes on the long side to 35 minutes at a time.

And part of that is for your safety. And part of that is for the vehicle to, to get a break because unless you’re driving a dedicated track car, there’s a lot of stress there. But with all that in mind, $300, which a lot of clubs vary, let’s say 300 to 400 is, is a good average price for a weekend. You’re averaging anywhere and gentlemen, correct me if I’m wrong, you’ll average anywhere on the low end, four hours of track time to the higher end to closer to maybe six and a half hours of track time in a weekend.

Mike Crutchfield: And one thing Eric forgot to mention, you get the classroom instruction, but in many cases, you’re also getting instruction from [00:07:00] someone who’s watching your driving either in your vehicle or following another vehicle. That can give you feedback on what you’re actually doing on track. It’s not just, well, your lap time was five seconds faster.

This time is well, when you enter turn one, you were in a different position and thus that made it actually the car handle better and those skills translate driving on the road because you start to learn good behaviors while you’re driving on the road. That might actually save you from accidents down the line too.

Crew Chief Brad: And we want to emphasize that we’re specifically talking about HPD or high performance driver education. We’re not talking about club racing or time trials or anything like that. Those are things you can do after you’ve gotten the HPD bug. But the main purpose of HPD other than Getting out there and having a good time is to learn and Mike is exactly right.

Things you learn on the racetrack are going to help you throughout the rest of your driving career on the street or in races or whatever, whatever you decide to do.

Crew Chief Eric: Just for everybody that’s listening, you know, Mike, Brad and [00:08:00] I are also coaches for various organizations, or it also helps you in accident avoidance.

And I don’t want to put a guarantee on that, but what I’m getting at here, and we’ll talk about this more a little bit later is getting your eyes up. Being situationally aware, watching things unfold on the road. I mean, my wife gets on me all the time. She’s like, I don’t know how you spot cars across a divided highway, four lanes away, and you’re going, Hey, look, that’s a 57 Bel Air because I’m constantly scanning and I’m looking way out in the distance and I’m trying to watch, you know, traffic patterns and things like that.

And I learned that by going to the track, you’re not going to get that experience really anywhere else. And I’m sure there’s plenty of people that will disagree. Well, I’ve been driving for 40 years. What do you know? Well, it’s a lot different at, you know, triple digits than being on the highway. We do run very close to each other.

It’s not, we’re not out there doing parade laps, keeping social distance. The cars are up against each other. Now, Rubbin is not racing in HPDE, you know, full disclaimer there.

Mike Crutchfield: Well, and, and to Eric’s point of, [00:09:00] I’ve been driving for 40 years. I had an 85 year old student that I taught new things about driving.

He had been driving all his life. He learned new things from driving on track for the first time.

Crew Chief Brad: So what we’re trying to get across is these events are fun. It’s great to come out and have a good time. You know, get your Ricky Bobby on, but also come out and learn a few things that you can take with you, not just at the track, but back on the street.

Step one is to find an event. As Eric explained, go on motorsportreg. com or Hooked on Driving or Chin Motorsports or some of the other clubs. Find an event that fits your schedule. Don’t worry about which club it’s with. Uh, that doesn’t really matter. They all operate fairly the same, uh, with a couple of little nuances.

Uh, pick a day on your schedule, pick a weekend on your schedule that works, pick a racetrack that’s near you in the DMV. We’ve got a plethora of racetracks that are within five to six hours of us. And we’re very lucky in that respect. If you’re in the DMV and you’ve [00:10:00] got two facilities you can go to within an hour, hour and a half, you can go to Summit Point in West Virginia.

They’ve got three racetracks there. And you can go to Dominion Raceway, which is right down 95 on the way to Richmond. So there’s, there’s tracks that are in the area. Once you pick a day, once you pick your track, you pick your organization, you sign up, you think you’re good to go. You’re not good to go.

There’s plenty of other things to do in preparation for your event. So the next thing we’re going to talk about is track insurance. I don’t know if you all know this, but most insurance companies, if not all insurance companies that handle your, your regular automobile insurance will not cover anything that happens at a racetrack.

Some insurance policies, you got to be very careful and make sure you read your policy and all the disclaimers. They may even cancel you for even going to a racetrack. So you got to be very careful. With your car insurance. There’s a lot of people that play games with hiding their license plates and things like that We’re not here to advocate for that.

You mean rolling the car outside [00:11:00] the gates of the

Crew Chief Eric: track is not a good thing After you’ve broken down

Crew Chief Brad: we are not advocating for that at all. We do not wish for you to do anything That’s illegal. Please make sure you consult your insurance agent and your insurance policy For anything regarding this sport or any type of thing on a track, even drag racing, you should probably check your insurance policy, even if you’re going for a test and autocross to autocross.

Even if you’re doing a road rally, if they find out that you’ve been participating in a road rally, who knows what the insurance companies will do.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. And, and to your point, even road rally, because you’re on a public road and by the time this airs, you guys have probably heard another. where I actually speak to a gentleman who is involved in a lot of road rally touring and Gymkhana.

The real asterisk here when it comes to insurance is Competitive events, right? And HPDE because the E in HPDE stands for education. It is not a competitive event. And that’s very important to, to [00:12:00] denote there. Now, what Brad’s saying is very true. You need to check and make sure. That a your insurance company is okay with it and when they say no hang up really quick because they didn’t hear what you just said But but in reality a lot of the other disciplines be it autocross drag racing road rally, etc Where there might be a competitive component to it You have to be very careful with that.

And especially something like road rally, where it is done on public roads.

Mike Crutchfield: We’re not saying all of these things to scare you away from HPT and track events. We’re, we want to make sure that everyone enters this sport with eyes wide open, because we’ve known people who have had very unpleasant surprises when they’ve thought they’ve been covered, including, uh, one student whose car had an electrical fault and caught fire on track.

I was, was helping with recovery of that vehicle at some point. And he called his insurance company. from the track and goes, I was just driving on the track and my car caught fire because there was an electrical fire under the hood. And they immediately canceled his policy. If you’re wanting to get [00:13:00] things covered for things that happen on track, look into track insurance.

Do not expect your actual insurance company, unless you’ve read that thing cover to cover to, to be there for you. If something happens on track.

Crew Chief Eric: So let’s explain what track insurance is and how it works.

Crew Chief Brad: So track insurance is specific to events. Just on a racetrack. There’s a specialty companies out there.

1 that we’re familiar with because a few of our members have used it. It’s called locked in insurance. It’s a specialty track insurance company. You buy policies either by event, or you can buy a block of events for a season. I believe you go through their process of selecting your events, and then you also get to choose the value of your vehicle and how much that they will pay out.

Now there’s gonna be a deductible. It’s a fairly high deductible, I believe. But all said and done, they will cover you. We’ve had a couple club members that have had accidents with Locked in insurance minimizes the out of pocket expense to get the vehicle back on the road. They [00:14:00] swear by it. We did an article not too long ago that we’ll put a link for describes and kind of gives a review of track insurance and locked in insurance specifically.

Don’t be scared off by, Oh my God, my insurance company’s not going to cover me. We’ve got something for you. We got you. We got something to cover you.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, and there’s now some organizations that are including track insurance as part of the registration. I know hooked on driving is doing this. They use open track insurance.

I believe it’s called. It’s a competitor to locked in affinity. And some of those groups that are out there track insurance is really designed to cover you when you’re on campus. Right? And that could be. Another car hits you in the paddock, your car fell off the trailer. You hit a wall while on track, you know, whatever it might be, it’s a completely different policy.

And in the unfortunate event that something does happen, you file your claim through locked in or whoever you’re using instead of your normal car insurance. So then that way. It’s you’re not really hiding it from your insurance company, but it’s being taken [00:15:00] care of by a third party. And in the case of you totaled your car because you have a declared value policy, they write you a check.

No questions asked. It happened at the track. Now, just like the insurance company doesn’t. Cover you when you’re at the track. Track. Insurance doesn’t cover you when you’re on the road. However, there are transport exceptions. You will pay extra for that. So if you have a car carrier or a large trailer, a value, some sort of enclosed trailer you’ve invested in, you can actually get specialty policies to cover you while transporting the vehicle from your, your home or, or wherever the car is kept.

To the facility and storage policies as well

Mike Crutchfield: Because if you do end up later down the road having a dedicated track car, you might want theft protection But you can’t get theft protection through your regular insurance company because it’s not a registered vehicle So you can actually also get the theft prevention policies from locked in as well

Crew Chief Eric: For anybody that’s listening, that’s part of a different discipline.

Track insurance counts at an autocross, say for you have an unforeseen [00:16:00] incident where you slid and hit a telephone pole in the middle of the parking lot, or drag racing, you know, the car’s out of control, hit the jersey wall, you know, whatever the barrier between the lanes, whatever it might be. So again, do your research because it applies to more than just going to circuit racing and to road racing.

Crew Chief Brad: So we’ve picked our track day. We we’ve got our event organizer. We’re signed up. We’re registered with them. You know, we’ve got our track insurance to cover our Audi s4 or our Chevy Corvette that we just went to the dealership and bought and we’re ready to rip and roar with the C8 that we got. What do we do now?

Crew Chief Eric: Well, now you have to do the basics, right? You have to make sure that your maintenance is on par with the guidelines set out by the organization. And in most cases, they’re really looking for you to make sure that your seat belts are in good shape. There’s no rips and tears, things like that. They want to make sure that all your fluids have been changed pretty recently.

They want to make sure that, you know, you got new wiper blades in case it rains or stuff like that’s condition of your tires to really a [00:17:00] safety concern. Right. If you haven’t done any maintenance on your car in the last 10 years, and you think you’re going to go to the track with it, I got some news for you.

The things you really do need to invest in. Don’t worry about tires. If you got fresh tread, deep tread, that’s good enough. You don’t need to go buy racing slicks and things like that. But what you do need to invest in upfront, new brake fluid and new brake pads, because you will destroy what you have left.

But you have an option. If you’re a wrench turner, bring a set of pads and change them. That way you don’t kill your street pads. Maybe buy something a little bit better. If you’re not a wrench turner, get somebody to help you. They can put fresh pads on there.

Mike Crutchfield: Yeah. For those of us, we’re all instructors here.

If you’ve had your student have break fail, say, I. I and a brake failure is most common, especially when the brake fluid looks like Coca Cola rather than seven up. If you are having to get a brake flush and you think you might do this regularly, look into a better quality brake [00:18:00] fluid. that has a higher temperature.

And as Eric mentioned, you might want to look at a better brake pad. There are many pads that are a little bit better for the track than street pads. They have pads that are a compromise between street and track. They won’t be the best at, at track, but they will stand the heat of it better and they’re good for a novice.

As you start to progress, you’ll find you need better brake pads because you’re, you’re being harder on your equipment, you’re running longer and stuff like that. Really? You just want to look for high quality parts for your first event.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s funny. You mentioned that I was working on an X5M today and I went part of the list of things that needed to be done was a brake fluid flush and I showed the owner what came out versus what we put in, which was DOT 4 ATE gold for having anybody actually cared.

What came out was. It’s Ecto Cooler from the 1990s and this car only had 55, 000 miles on it and it was a 2013. It didn’t get driven very much, but I was shocked by the color of the brake fluid that came out. And I know that’s not a standard BMW brake fluid color. [00:19:00] It should be gold. It looked like what we would put as power steering fluid in a Volkswagen.

So pretty bad. Again, if you’re not doing regular maintenance, you need to get it done. Now I will say this for the States. Like Virginia, Pennsylvania and others, New Jersey that require annual inspections of their vehicles, especially mechanical inspections of their vehicles. You’re probably at a better position or a more of an advantage than a state like ours were in Maryland, DC and some others where you get it inspected when you bought it.

And after that, they don’t really care. Now I’m not advocating for annual inspections in Maryland. If anybody’s listening, I prefer it the way it is, but I will say for those folks that are out there. They are at an advantage because their maintenance is probably more up to up to speed.

Crew Chief Brad: So we’re talking about the track day tech inspection now Not every club requires it as some clubs do like audi club of north america porsche club Scca requires [00:20:00] one but they allow you to do it yourselves for audi club and porsche club and maybe some others Usually the the marquee brands like bmw as well.

You need to go to a tech I mean you need to go to a certified mechanic Or have a certified mechanic sign off on that so you don’t have to fret. You don’t have to worry about it. You’ll get the form from the club when you register, you take it with you to your mechanic. You schedule the tech inspection.

They’ll go over the car with you. They’ll give you a clean bill of health, or they’ll tell you what needs to be changed before the track event based on the information on that tech sheet. But again, use the guidelines on the tech sheet. And as Eric was saying, break pads, break fluid. You may not have to run out and get brand new brake pads before you go to the track, but yes, make sure you have them with you because you are going to burn through them going 100 miles and going from 100 miles an hour to 40 to enter the turn.

You do that a couple times. You’re gonna run out of brake pads. Another part of the tech inspection. They’re also going to check, like you said. They’re going to make sure you’ve got good safety gear, your seatbelts [00:21:00] work properly. There’s no leaks. You don’t have any, uh, power steering leaks or transmission leaks or any type of fluid leaks at all.

They check to make sure your brake lights and your turn signals are working. Coincidentally enough, some of the clubs actually require Uh, turn signals for passing. Traditionally, if you stick your arm out the window in various, you know, configurations to let somebody know that they can pass, but some of the clubs are using the more European style of using your turn signal, primarily Audi club is one that we’ve run with a couple of times, uh, that requires the turn signal.

So you’ve got to make sure that those things work if you’re bringing a street car. Yeah. My, my

Crew Chief Eric: blinker fluid is always fresh. I change it every year.

Crew Chief Brad: All right. So you’ve signed up. You’ve got your track insurance, you’ve done your due diligence and you’ve got your track day tech inspection done. It’s a week before the event.

You’re starting to think about, well, what do I need to take with me? Do I just show up in my Birkenstocks and my, my, uh, my flannel shirt or what do, what do I need to bring?

Crew Chief Eric: I’d say first and foremost, proper clothing. And what does that [00:22:00] exactly mean? Jeans are a great anywhere. Anything. pants for the track because they’re known for being less flammable than any other material.

You know, they’re cotton based long sleeve shirts for a lot of organizations are mandatory. Some clubs have relaxed that, especially on days where, you know, we’re at Barbara motor sports park and the average temperature is 147. You know, being in long clothing is not always the best thing in the world.

There’s a very high probability you will not be wearing shorts. ever. You also want to wear, uh, you know, socks. You want to wear some thin sold shoes because if you’re starting to learn how to heel toe, some of maybe more of the advanced techniques, you don’t want to be wearing steel toed Doc Martens while you’re out driving the track.

Although I have done that. And I will say pressing the accelerator down is much, much easier that way. Or six

Mike Crutchfield: inch platforms.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. I had

Mike Crutchfield: a student do that too.

Crew Chief Eric: I recommend, because a lot of people may have these in their closet, a good driving shoe, you know, you don’t need to run [00:23:00] out and buy OMPs and Sparkos and Pilates and there’s a bunch of brands out there.

I recommend Adidas Sambas, which are the old school, you know, indoor soccer shoes. Or Converse Chucks All Stars, because again, they’re a thin, flat shoe, they’re very comfortable when you’re in the car, they’re very comparable to a proper driving shoe, and they’re cheap alternatives. You can pick up a set of Chucks for like 40 bucks at Target, I mean, why not?

You want to be comfortable. But you will also want to be able to drive the car without any issues. So as Mike said, six inch platforms and pink feather Boas and stuff like that. Just, just leave that at home, bring appropriate clothing for weather changes, because we have been to some events where we will go, let’s say in April to the Glen and it will be beautiful at 72 degrees and.

Very low humidity, and on Saturday morning, it’s raining, and by Saturday afternoon, it’s snowing somehow, and that is not an exaggeration, that actually happened to us one year, and they closed the track on the last [00:24:00] day, it was because of snow and fog, we couldn’t see anything, so again, you need to be prepared and bring appropriate clothing, but be comfortable, be safe, no artificial fabrics, that’s a big one, because if something were to happen, in the case of a fire, God forbid, artificial fabrics, Are more flammable than, than cotton and remember instructors, if you’re listening, the volunteer fire department is you

Crew Chief Brad: on top of that list after clothing, after the appropriate clothing, you need a helmet.

Now, if you do not have a helmet already, don’t worry about it. So a lot of the clubs will let you rent a helmet. If you’re in the DMV region, uh, some of the safety companies like OG racing, it’s a great resource. They will let you rent helmets organizations like hooked driving. And I think Audi club may have a couple.

Spares. If not, you can borrow a helmet from a friend. Now be mindful, you cannot use a motorcycle helmet. You can’t use a dirt bike helmet or motocross or anything like that. A car helmet is very [00:25:00] specific for this sport because it’s got fire retardant materials inside and they’re designed differently to handle different types of stresses than those other helmets.

So you want to have one of those.

Mike Crutchfield: Read very carefully the requirements for the event. Because in addition to different clubs having different rules, sometimes different states have different rules. For instance, New Jersey, if you do not have a factory airbag, they require a closed face helmet. Since New Jersey tracks are actually policed by the New Jersey State Police, they are very strict about that because they might get randomly audited by the State Police to make sure that everyone’s following the regulations.

So it’s not just club regulations, it is also Facility and state regulations as well.

Crew Chief Eric: Just so you know, if you do go full bore and decide, Hey, I’m going to buy a helmet And it ends up being a centerpiece on your coffee table or on the shelf in your office. That’s fine, too. Bear in mind Your helmet is good for 11 years from the date [00:26:00] stamped inside of its production.

So as an example, right now, the 2020 helmets probably have not released yet. Most of us are running 2015 helmets, which are going to be good until 2026. So you get 11 years because there’s a there’s a crossover year there, where a 2020 dated helmet, as an example, really doesn’t become available almost until the fall going into the next year.

So let’s say those 2020s will be readily available for everybody to, to purchase closer to 2021. So they give you that extra year, that grace period, their helmets. You don’t have to go crazy. You don’t have to have the IMSA. Microphone ports and the water jack and the cooling thing and the air condition port.

I mean, helmets are crazy. They range from like 120 bucks on Amazon to like five grand. I mean, and that’s on the low end of the high end, because I mean, you could have a fully painted and airbrushed and God knows you could probably buy Ayrton Senna’s helmet if you wanted to. But you don’t [00:27:00] need to be that extreme.

Just get something that’s comfortable, go to somewhere like OG racing and get fitted for one. Because just because you think, you know, your head size doesn’t mean a helmet will be comfortable. And in an XL in a bell is not the same as an XL Cause everything Italian is cut smaller for God knows what reason, but it’s a true fact, just like the Ferraris.

Moving on.

Crew Chief Brad: Amen to that.

Crew Chief Eric: There are convertible helmets I’ve seen. I know that those are usually verboten at most places where it can become an open face helmet and a closed face helmet. I

Crew Chief Brad: think those are usually motorcycle helmets. I’ve got one sitting on my mantel right now that does that. Helmets are a

Crew Chief Eric: good thing if you can’t get a loaner.

Buy a cheap one first. It’s going to last you a long time It might not be the fanciest thing in the world put some stickers on it We’ll send you some

Mike Crutchfield: and consider getting a head sock to put on before you put on the helmet So the helmet doesn’t smell like the louisiana swamp after two weekends.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, I will say helmet maintenance We could probably do a whole episode on that [00:28:00] Put it in a dry place when you’re done, leave it open to air out.

I actually use a little portable fan so that mine doesn’t, doesn’t smell like a gym bag after a while. I leave it in the, in the truck when I’m driving home to air out. I don’t, I don’t ever put it back in my bag after a long weekend, but yeah, a head sock is really good. I would avoid a balaclava until you’re doing something a little bit more club racing related where you’re going to be in the car for longer stint at a time.

Balaclava tends to get in your face and make you really, really hot versus the head sock just covers your hair and keeps you from really sweating into the material. Let’s talk about gloves. They are not a requirement, but they are extremely useful and they’re really not that expensive. If you are going to get a helmet driving gloves, you can pick up a set of sparkos for, or whatever brand you like.

If you like, uh, Alpine star or OMP or whatever it might be, you’re looking. 50 bucks on the low end, 40 bucks. And you probably find something cheap on Amazon. You can use G force, the carding gloves. If you want, you can use cutoffs. Basically the idea of the glove [00:29:00] is if your hands perspire and they probably will, especially if you’re nervous, the idea is to keep your hands dry because the last thing you want is the steering wheel to get slippery when you’re out there, especially if you’re on, let’s say a more complex track, like Shenandoah.

Where your hands are never really at rest. You’re constantly moving or even something like an autocross. I mean, the gloves are just helpful in general and they’re not a status thing. Like in the 1920s, you know, it’s not Catherine Hepburn putting on her long white gloves. This is really about your safety and your driving experience.

Crew Chief Brad: That’s how I do it. What are you talking about?

Mike Crutchfield: Well, and they help in one other thing when you’re at that April event, it keeps your hand from freezing when you put it out the window for point buys,

Crew Chief Eric: especially if you drive a Miata. And realistically, the glove is also protection because if you are doing point buys, which is very common in a beginner run group, there’s a very good chance maybe some tire slag could come up and hit you or maybe a rock or something like that.

Or in the case of if you’re chasing a certain red Miata and it. A portion of his body flies off the car and hits you as you’re trying to fit in. You know, you could [00:30:00] bruise your hand. Luckily, the glove saved me from losing a digit. So we were, we were all good there, but you know, true story, no experience.

Crew Chief Brad: And one thing we recommend with the gloves, I don’t know if Eric said this or not, is we recommend something bright colored. Black is nice and everything. And if you want to have a black glove, go ahead and have a black glove. But if you’re driving a Miata and you’re going to stick your hand out the window, the car behind you wants to get that point by they’re five, six, 700 feet away from you.

They can’t really see this little teeny thing going out the window, get something bright blue or red or whatever. It makes it easily identifiable that, Hey, this guy just gave me a point by I saw his glove.

Mike Crutchfield: And it also works especially well if you’re giving any, Hey, I see you back there, signal inside the car.

Because outside the car, your hand can be fairly visible. And your hand inside the car saying, I see you behind me. That bright colored glove, especially, you know, nice safety orange or safety yellow will really stand out, make it easier to see.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, I wear black, so you can’t see me flipping you off, Mike.

I mean, just letting you know, full [00:31:00] disclosure. Yeah, but everything you do is in black. That’s very true. I mean, there’s only one color in my wardrobe. It’s black, 100%.

Crew Chief Brad: Next, obviously, you want to be able to feed and satisfy your thirst at the track. You want to make sure you’ve got food and drink with you.

So bring a cooler, make sure you’ve got plenty of water. Most tracks have water fountains and water there. But if you’ve got something specific that you want to drink, I know Mike. He has a problem with drinking regular water. So he’s got a special, the, uh, Propel Gatorade water that he’s always bringing with him.

You guys are laughing, but it’s true. He doesn’t drink regular water.

Mike Crutchfield: It makes me feel sick. I know.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. See, and he’s not the only one I’ve talked to other people where regular water, they, for some reason, they just can’t stomach it. It’s, it’s just, it’s a thing. Trust me, read about it. But anyway, make sure you’ve got plenty of water, sports drinks, sports drinks are good because they’ve got electrolytes so they help replenish your, your body and give you a little bit of energy and the carbohydrates.

And then you also want to make sure that you’ve got plenty of food, you want to have some energy bars with you. [00:32:00] Surprisingly, going around a racetrack takes a lot out of you. This uses a lot of energy, just steering the wheel and all the, the mental things that you are doing while you’re out there to make sure that you bring plenty of food.

Some clubs will provide lunch like HOD. It’s one of their things about them is they provide lunch and dinner. SCCA provides dinner after the first day. It’s usually like a barbecue. It’s a nice little party to say thank you. Some of the tracks have food. I know that Summit Point has food facilities at both their Shenandoah circuit and their main circuit.

But you don’t want to rely on that. So you want to make sure that you can eat and drink throughout the day, because you are going to need to.

Mike Crutchfield: You want to be mindful of what you’re bringing. And there is an article on GTM’s website about track nutrition, because you want to make sure that you don’t suffer that carb crash later in the day, because you’re going to need to be able to be focused now, granted, if you stop by GCM village at any track day, it’s covered in doughnuts and candy.

But that’s beside the point. Be mindful of what you’re eating [00:33:00] because you can lose focus easily if you get a little out of whack with, uh, especially with sugar, but with other things too. So, be very careful about that.

Crew Chief Eric: A slight correction there, Mike. The GTM diet is White Monster, Haribo Gummy Bears, and Fig Newtons.

That is a staple.

Crew Chief Brad: And these are all provided by the biggest health nuts in the club.

Crew Chief Eric: It never makes any sense to me whatsoever. Great. So we’re going to have Andrew and Sam on. a follow on episode to talk about nutrition, to talk about the track, hangover, hydration, all that. And I will say this. I have a big issue, especially in the summertime.

I mentioned this on a previous episode. I don’t like eating when it’s super hot. It actually makes me nauseous. It makes me nauseous in the car. It’s something that goes back to my carting days where all of a sudden the G’s starts to just react with my stomach and I get kind of herpy for lack of a better term.

but also stay away from carbonated things because that will give you the same effect and it will tend on a, especially on a track like Shenandoah where it’s super busy and you don’t get a break and the car is always kind of shifting [00:34:00] from side to side. It tends to shift your stomach as well. So be mindful of what you’re eating.

And also to Mike’s point, you don’t want to have that car crash and also save the Jaeger. For after the event, right?

Crew Chief Brad: And we’re giving you some tips and things that we live by, but you can always consult with your doctor, or if you’ve got a nutritionist or some, uh, someone that you know, that is very knowledgeable about these things, because everybody’s got different kinds of health conditions to make sure you talk to a professional.

Actually, we recommend it’s not on our list here that we’re going to talk about. But if you’re just getting into the sport, you might want to get a physical from your doctor before you come to the track, just to make sure that you’re okay. All right, so we’ve got food, we’re ready to eat. We’re always ready to eat.

I’m going to defer the next section to Eric and Mike. Eric is my mechanic, he’s fantastic. So tools, what type of tools should a novice person bring to the track? Uh, a complete snap on set,

Crew Chief Eric: you know, rollback on your trailer. That’s really what you need. I thought it was gear wrench [00:35:00] now. Oh yeah. A hundred percent gear.

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Crew Chief Eric: So you don’t need that. You don’t even need really the starter set from Sears where the Sears doesn’t exist anymore. You know, the 900 piece craftsman set is too much. You really just need some basic stuff. You, I recommend bringing a low profile jack. A couple of jack stands, a torque wrench, basic set of sockets.

If your car’s domestic, obviously SAE sockets. If your car’s a European metric, if you have a Honda, you only need an 11 and a 13 and a 17 throw the rest away. Just stuff you need to take your wheels off. Check your brakes, change your pad, change some rotors, tire gauge, you know, stuff like that. The basics.

If you’re in deep trouble, you break an axle like Brad does on the regular. The rest of us are going to have the tools that you need. You’re going to be able to go around the paddock and find that, you know, your trunk space is probably going to be limited and you don’t want to be carrying 500 pounds of tools around.

There’s going to be a lot of seasoned and veteran track [00:36:00] rats there that are going to be able to help you out.

Crew Chief Brad: And on multiple occasions. We will hear over the paddock loudspeakers. Does anybody have a 10 millimeter socket? If you need something, you can go to the event organizer and they’ll make an announcement and you’ll have a hundred different people.

Come into your aid because they’re all very friendly and they all want to help. By the way, if you

Crew Chief Eric: found my 10 millimeter socket, please call 202 630 1770 I am in desperate need of that socket.

Mike Crutchfield: I would say number one thing to have in your bag is an air pressure gauge. Because for a novice, you’re only going to set your tire pressures to factory recommended, unless your instructor suggests something else.

You want to actually make sure that you’re at that pressure, because those four pieces of rubber are the only things keeping you in contact with the track. So that is number one. And then number two is just go to Harbor Freight, buy a cheap torque wrench and the socket that fits your wheels. Because loose wheel Has happened to [00:37:00] me and happened to many other people and is scary and loud and could be very expensive.

I thought the

Crew Chief Brad: loose nut was the one behind the wheel.

Mike Crutchfield: Well, yeah. Well, at that time I was still using lug bolts. So the loose nut was behind the wheel. The loose bolt was in the wheel. There you go. So tire pressure gauge, torque wrench and socket are really for your first event. I’d recommend those because that will solve most of your problems that you’re going to have as a novice.

Crew Chief Eric: So extra parts, we talked about this on the starter car episode, which is episode three of the podcast, extra parts is not necessarily a bad thing as Brad mentioned in that episode, call around, if you’ve never searched for parts, if you know what you’re doing, by all means, you know, bring the brake pads, you know, where to get it, you know, if you got to order them from Bimmer world or ECS tuning, or, you know, let’s say you’re in the European market, or maybe you’re just getting them from rock auto, that’s fine.

But if you’re a newbie and you’re just bringing your Nissan Sentra out, make sure that the local advanced auto or AutoZone or Pep Boys or Napa or whoever’s in the area [00:38:00] has some stuff in stock. And the reason I say that is you don’t want to be in the middle of nowhere, which is where most tracks are.

Most people think, Oh, the track is near. It’s in the middle of nothing. Usually farmland side of a mountain top of a mountain. We’ve. We’ve seen them. I mean, they’re just, they’re not in places that are, are close to civilization. Usually civilization is, you know, a 10, 20 minute drive away. So having that stuff there with people that are willing to help you right away, if you have the parts is essential.

So picking up an extra set of brake pads, a lot of cars, you’re talking 40 bucks, you know, in some cars, a rotor is like 7. I mean, You’ve spent more on a case of beer than the extra parts that you need to bring with you to the track. In addition to that, a quart of the oil that’s specific to your engine.

Maybe you run the new Oh, w 20, which a lot of us don’t, you know, we have all sorts of different motors. I always have extra oil on hand. A little bit of engine coolant isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but in a pinch, you can always use a bottle of water that you have in your cooler that you brought with you as part of your food and drink list, so that’s fine.[00:39:00]

And somebody else may have coolant there if you need it or you happen to have a problem. Again, you don’t need to bring a lot of stuff. We’re harping on the same things. Tires and brakes are really the most important once you get past that safety inspection. So any miscellaneous things, Brad, that people may not have thought of that they want to bring?

Crew Chief Brad: Many of you may not know, but to go around the racetrack at these events, you need to have numbers on your car so that the flaggers can identify you as you’re going around the racetrack. A lot of times. Some clubs like HOD and I think Chin, uh, will provide numbers for you if you tell them ahead of time the number that you want.

Uh, if not, don’t fret. I mean, you get a a a a spool or a roll of the blue painter’s tape. It’s, it stays on the car during the event. It’s very easy to come off. It doesn’t harm your paint. It’s a good, good in a pinch, uh, for things like that also, and your instructor will talk to you about this. You want to mark your tires.

With either chalk or shoe polish or a liquid paint pen, and that’s so you can kind of tell [00:40:00] where the tires are wearing when you’re going out on track, and that’ll help you identify if you’re at the right tire pressure. If you need to increase it or decrease it or whatever, that’s something good to have with you.

Not a necessity, but if you have it around the house, if you’ve got some white shoe polish, you might as well use it. What about gasoline? You know, we’re burning it at a very fast rate. So most racetracks have fuel and if they don’t, uh, it’s a minion. For example, the, there’s a gas station literally right across the street from the main entrance.

A lot of the tracks that we go to in the northeast here, they’re, they hold major events. Uh, like EMSA or even NASCAR or whatever. So they all have fuel stations there at the track. If you want to, or if you’re money conscious, you might want to get a couple cans to bring with you. A couple, we’ve got a couple five gallon jugs that we bring with us.

We also have pickup trucks and tow vehicles and stuff to haul that thing. But gas is usually. What 30 to 40 percent more expensive at the [00:41:00] racetrack. They

Mike Crutchfield: usually have the lowest grade they usually have is 93. And you can guarantee that you can almost guarantee it’s a dollar more per gallon than off track.

It’s almost always exactly a dollar more per gallon than off track.

Crew Chief Eric: The other thing to bear in mind, uh, listeners is do not transport. Full fuel containers from let’s say your house or something like that. Try to get gas closer to the track. Uh, you don’t want to have containers that may potentially spill in the car.

You know, you don’t want to get fumes and breathe that in. And in a lot of States, you can’t transport fuel like that because it’s considered hazmat. So you have to be very careful. A lot of States like New Jersey also becomes extremely difficult because they don’t allow you to pump your own fuel.

Mike Crutchfield: So New Jersey’s law is really confusing.

They are required to pump gasoline if it’s going into a car. They are not required to pump diesel or gasoline into gas tanks. So I had a hilarious [00:42:00] experience where he had to put the nozzle in my car, but then I was also filling up gas tanks. So he goes, okay, you got this and walked away. So nozzle in my car for me to then fill up my tanks.

Crew Chief Eric: Luckily, this is only a problem in New Jersey and in Oregon. Otherwise, the rest of the normal people out there, Pump their own fuel,

Mike Crutchfield: but fill up right before you go to the track so that hopefully you can make it at least two on track sessions before you need to refill and watch that fuel gauge like a hawk.

Crew Chief Eric: And if you have a Miata, you will fill up after your third track weekend. So don’t worry about it. You’re okay.

Crew Chief Brad: Now you may be sitting there thinking, fuel, why do I need to fill up? My car gets 30, 35 miles to the gallon. Not on a racetrack, you’re getting closer to 10. To 10? 10? I’d be lucky if I get 3. These are A, these are A students we’re talking about here.

Oh,

Crew Chief Eric: okay, never mind. Yeah, when you’re really burning that gas off your [00:43:00] chest, yeah, you’re in the single digits. If you, there’s a Top Gear episode where they do the one gallon challenge. If anybody’s hasn’t seen it, I recommend it. Go search for it on YouTube and they show how quickly a gallon of gas is burned in a supercar at wide open throttle.

It’s incredible.

Mike Crutchfield: What is, what is that? A Bugatti burn at top speed? How many gallons per minute? It’s, it’s insane.

Crew Chief Eric: The gas, the gas gauge is a flow meter at that point.

Crew Chief Brad: But anyway, you don’t have to really worry about fuel. Most of the racetracks, I think all the racetracks we’ve been to have fuel on site. So if you get there and you’re, you’re a little low or you come off track and you need to fill up, they’ve got you.

Now you may want to consider bringing an air compressor or befriending somebody who has one that’s coming to the track because not all the tracks that we’ve been to have air, or at least they don’t have it readily available. So if you’re going to be filling up your tires after a track session, you got to be able to, and.

If the track doesn’t have air, you need to have it with you.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. And I want to make a recommendation there too. [00:44:00] And if you search the website and look at the GTM holiday shopping guide, I think it was 2018. We first featured the Ryobi cordless 18 volt air compressor, which is actually smaller than a drill.

Cause in the old days, we were all caught carrying around these large air tanks, which, you know, they’re a little sketch when you think about it, you’re like, man, or something. And it’s not, I mean, they’re very thick walled metal and all that, but something portable, something small, something battery powered.

I don’t really recommend cigarette light powered ones anymore because they have a tendency to pop fuses, especially when you run them too long. And it’s just as easy, you know, if you’re a Milwaukee fan or if you’re a, you know, a Bosch or a Ryobi, somebody is going to have cordless power tools. Cause that’s kind of the new standard.

Ryobi was pretty much the first one to market with their cordless air compressor. It’s really, really nice. So if you already have a bunch of yellow power tools in your garage, just get the air compressor on Amazon or look on our website for the link. And it’s like kind of less than 30 bucks and it’ll [00:45:00] save you even at home or on the road or on a long trip.

You just pack it in the car and go. So what’s

Crew Chief Brad: next? What should people bring with them?

Mike Crutchfield: You’re bringing all this stuff with you, even if the weather forecast doesn’t say it, with some of these areas, you need to account for it anyway. So have something you can put all of your things that are sensitive to getting wet in a Rubbermaid container, or at least have a tarp.

Although a tarp is not always the best option when you happen to accidentally park exactly where the river forms in the paddock at some point.

Crew Chief Eric: It makes a really good slip and slide though, so I would definitely bring one.

Crew Chief Brad: That’s one thing we didn’t actually really mention. When you go to the track, you’ve got to empty out your car.

You’ve got to take everything out of your car. So Mike’s suggestion is perfect. You need a Rubbermaid container or something to protect your things from rain. Even if you’ve got a canopy or something like that. Don’t want a container that you can keep your, your things water free.

Mike Crutchfield: If you have a canopy, make sure you have something to attach that canopy down to.

Because we’ve [00:46:00] also had cars get damaged from canopies flying across the paddock.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s like, it looked like a scene from the Wizard of Oz. But, uh, the next thing you really need to bring to the track is a great attitude. You’ve got to check your ego at the door. Let’s be honest. Most of us that get into this sport.

We didn’t start out as a kid cart racing on a private race track in our backyard or whatever it might be. Those folks are already professionals, right? So let’s be a little humble. No one Schumacher or Lewis Hamilton on the first day. And just because you played Forza doesn’t mean you know how to drive at the track.

I’m sorry. It’s probably offensive, but it’s the honest to God truth. And we’ve seen between Mike and I, especially, I mean, we’ve. Seen a lot of different scenarios and a lot of different people. And, and our job as coaches is to make sure a, you’re safe B, you have a good time. And thirdly, that you learn something at the end of the day.

And I guarantee you will learn something, something that you didn’t know before. And coaches still learn. So, Oh yeah, we learned from each other. I mean, it goes, it goes [00:47:00] without saying so come with a happy and positive attitude, a desire to learn a desire to be taught. You know, we’re trained to. To ease you into the criticism.

And I know that, and I’m, I’m, I’m being very careful here because we don’t want to offend anybody, right? And it’s not our job to put anybody down. If you’ve got a coach that is just, just being mean to you, then talk to somebody higher up in the food chain and say, Hey, I need. Somebody different. But our job is to make sure that, like I said, you’re having a good time, but you’re learning something and you will make mistakes in order to learn.

But again, we’re here to catch you. You’re not out there by yourself. You have somebody talking in your ear. And there’s a process we go through. And here at GTM, the coaches have a very particular process that we developed that we use with students in the car. And we’ll go into that in another episode.

But again, Coming with a bad attitude or having a chip on your shoulder makes it difficult, even for the coaches, because it means you’re not receptive to learning. And so it just, the day is just kind of meh at the end of it. So [00:48:00] again, be happy.

Mike Crutchfield: So there’s two things that, that Eric just made me think of.

One, you all seem to show up at the track, knowing how to drive. I had a student who really didn’t know how to drive. Two, if you show up at the track in something with a stick shift, you better know how to drive stick shift. I’ve also had that problem. Those seem like minor oversights, but they’ve happened to me in just the span of like five years.

So just something to keep in mind.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. And, and, and if you’re a younger driver, make sure you look into the organization’s policy on minimum age. Some of them are as low as 16. Most of them are 18, 19 years old. There are some disciplines that allow you to drive at 15 with a parent’s consent, which is really weird when you’re on autocross and your mom’s sitting next to you and you’re trying to compete for points.

I mean, whatever, I’ve seen it. But again, consult the organization’s handbook and their guidelines. It’ll usually be on their website just to kind of get a feel for what that means. So Brad, what’s the last thing you need to bring?

Crew Chief Brad: Bring [00:49:00] your friends. You don’t have to be alone. Bring your friends, preferably to drive their own cars, even.

I mean, the more, the merrier, uh, also bring your family. If you are one of those younger drivers, if you’re 16 and you really want to get out there with your 1991 Honda Civic and talk your dad into bringing his, uh. Chevelle or something like that. I don’t know, bring your friends, bring your family. Even if your family don’t want to go out, they don’t want to go out on track.

There’s usually designated times throughout the day where you can take parade laps around the track. It’s low speed, no helmets, no safety stuff required. It’s a fun time to kind of just show people and give them a little taste of what it’s all about. Also, if you want to have somebody go out for a ride, many of the instructors are friendly and nice and they’ll.

Take somebody out for a joy ride for a lap or two. Uh, it usually doesn’t disrupt their day too much unless they’re extremely busy. So yeah, bring people out and show them and share your, you know, passion and enthusiasm with other people.

Crew Chief Eric: I [00:50:00] charge a whopping free 99 for all thrill rides in my vehicles.

Mike Crutchfield: Uh, you said all instructors are friendly and nice.

Have you met Eric?

Crew Chief Eric: It’s like riding with Darth Vader.

Crew Chief Brad: We mentioned the all black before.

Crew Chief Eric: Thank you. Next up is the Cylon red sweeping LEDs. It’s coming. All right. So the day of the event, Brad, let’s kind of walk us through what happens.

Crew Chief Brad: First thing is to find out about the schedule, but you have to get there first.

So you show up to the track, you go through the Usually at the sign of disclaimer at the gate. That’s for the track itself. Meet up at the track registration tent. Many organizations will have it easily identifiable. Um, you go through registration, you, you give them your name. You get the. Whatever their welcome package is, uh, some companies or some of the organizers will give you a free t shirt.

Uh, some of them will just give you your track numbers, whatever, they’ll give you your, your wristband. [00:51:00] Uh, that’s very important. The wristband identifies what run group you’re going to be in. For most of you, you’ll probably have a green wristband for novice.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, I usually come to the track post rave, you know, with my glow sticks, uh, hopped up on monster and Jaeger.

I mean, is that a good plan for everybody?

Crew Chief Brad: If you come like that, you’re going to have a bad time. I’m joking. I don’t do that. But my point

Crew Chief Eric: is he’s not joking. He’s serious. My point is come to the track. Well rested. You are going to be nervous. You probably will not sleep well the night before. Come rested, have a good breakfast, try to clear your mind.

We all go through it. Even I, after many, many years of doing this, I get the jitters the night before, because I’m, I’m actually overly anxious. I’m overly excited and I have to calm myself down because I’m really looking forward to the weekend. I’m looking forward to the event.

Mike Crutchfield: He’s saying come well rested, but also.

Don’t differ too much from your routine. If you’re someone who normally needs two cups of coffee to wake [00:52:00] up in the morning, and you don’t take that coffee, you’re probably not going to be with it. But if you’re someone who normally doesn’t drink coffee, and you show up to the track with a cup or two in, you’re also probably going to not be in the right state of mind.

So, so be mindful of what your normal routine is to be a generally awake alert state. Because It’s, it’s easy to think, Oh, this is, this is nothing. I’ll be fine. But it really, you want to be you when you first show up. Cause I’ve had a student show up who was just in the wrong state of mind. And that was actually the last event he ever did.

Because he just was not in the right state of mind, got very frustrated, got very angry, and just said, I’m done. And really the only thing that happened there is he didn’t get a good night of sleep, according to his friend. So, you just, you need to be, you need to be ready for that.

Crew Chief Brad: And if your normal routine is to be up and eating breakfast at 9 a.

m. That’s not going to work for you folks. Most of the track events, the driver meeting mean, meaning you’ve got to be registered [00:53:00] and everything else before this and ready to, you’ve got to be at the driver meeting at 8 a. m. So you’ve got to get to the track at least an hour before. I think most of us get to the track hour and a half before two hours before, so come early.

If you show up at eight o’clock, you’re, you’re too late. You’ve already missed it.

Crew Chief Eric: If your, if your session is at the crack of, you know, 10 30 in the morning, don’t show up at 10 20. You’ve missed everything you need to, including your first classroom session, a lot of other things. So to, you know, to Brad’s point, be punctual.

Uh, you know, we, we pride ourselves on. Staying on a schedule. We only have the track for a certain window during the day where it can be active and we don’t wait for anybody. So once the green flag drops, we are active all day long until the final checker, you know, so we’re running from, let’s say eight to six every day.

So it’s very important that you’re there. I know it can be extremely boring. That’s why it’s good to have your friends and your family and something to distract yourself with. But the schedule. Is your go [00:54:00] to that whole weekend and it doesn’t usually deviate unless something catastrophic happens. So if you missed a session that’s on you Nobody’s waiting for you.

Crew Chief Brad: So As a students you’re gonna get both track sessions And classroom sessions. So we’re going to go into now the differences between those two. Both are educational and, and both can be fun depending on who you have for your classroom instructor. But we’ve got Mike now, uh, who has been a classroom instructor many times with Hooked on Driving.

I don’t know if he may have even done it for SCCA once.

Mike Crutchfield: And it varies by organization. Some organizations actually. We’ll cover the essentials only in the morning meeting. And then a student, novice students might be out first and then go to classroom. But most of the organizations I’ve run with, there’ll be the morning meeting where they’ll go over the basics, things like what flags mean when you’re out on track and, you know, basic flow of the event, but then they’ll take all the novice students and put them in a classroom and they will go over that exact same [00:55:00] information again, because your first time at track, it’s complete information overload.

We’ll throw 100 facts at you, and 10 will stick. And then the second classroom session, we’ll throw another 100 facts at you, and 15 will stick. It will feel repetitive, but it’s for a reason. But dammit, I wanna go fast!

Crew Chief Eric: Nothin you have said makes me fast!

Mike Crutchfield: So, so your first classroom session, while you’re still probably half asleep, just because, uh, that’s how it always works, uh, they’re gonna go over things like How to tell someone you want them to pass you, which is usually with a point by or without a club, it’ll be turn signals, pass me on the right hand side by putting your hand out the window and up and over the roof.

So they’ll go over those basics and might even role play how you give a point by they’ll talk about what the different flag stations, where the different flag stations are on the track and what the flags that they will display mean. because as you’re going around the racetrack, you’ll notice that there’s usually all these little gazebos all over the [00:56:00] place.

There’s actually people in those and their job is to keep you safe and to keep everyone else safe. They have different flags that have different meanings and the classroom will go over that. Once they get all the, the, the administrative stuff out of the way and, and the, the basic safety stuff out of the way, various clubs will start going into.

Theory about driving on, on the track and how you need to approach driving on the track. It might be something as basic as where you want to position your car to, to have the best movement across the track. You know, you want to start on the outside of the corner and then you turn in, you’ll learn the terminology like apex and track out.

And as the day progresses, they might start going into more advanced topics such as threshold breaking or, you know, car control for rotation.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s where you start to go fast.

Mike Crutchfield: Your classroom sessions through the day at times might feel very dry. It really is informative. Try to pay as much attention as possible.

Try to get to all your classroom sessions. Some, some [00:57:00] organizations even enforce it, where if you haven’t been at the classroom session, you can’t get back out on track. But don’t be afraid to approach your classroom instructor, classroom instructor, after the fact, if you have questions or concerns, because they are there to teach you, they are there to keep you safe.

They’re there to make sure you learn and make sure you have a good time. So don’t be afraid to ask them. And if you have questions about maybe what your coach said versus what the instructor said, have those conversations, you know, every, everyone who teaches the class and all the organizations I’ve worked with.

They, they’ve all been very receptive to talking to students, clarifying things, and if you ever come across a classroom instructor that is not willing to do those things, Then personally, I would actually suggest going to a different club because that is their job. They’re there to, to keep you safe, to teach you, to, to let you have fun.

And they’re there as you know, you’re their customer at that point when you’re in that classroom,

Crew Chief Eric: it’s what you paid for. It’s what you signed up for at the beginning of this [00:58:00] on motorsport reg, your, your, the whole package, the track experience, the classroom experience, the white glove with the instructor in the right seat with you, you know, everything is part of that.

And, and you hit the nail on the head. It’s Safety is paramount. And I joke about going fast, but at the end of the day, fast will come. There’s so many other things going on that, as Mike said, you’re going to be overloaded. You have to process it. These are not parade laps. These are not, you know, 65 miles an hour down 95 or route one or whatever highway, you know, you’re at.

These are. At speed and we’re going to try to go as quickly as we can within your physical limits and the car’s limits And you’re going to have a good time. So the speed is going to be there It’s going to be like it’s going to be unlike anything you’ve ever done before taking a corner safely at you know, 75 80 miles an hour That’s not something you do on the street.

I mean, do it. Go. You could have tried once, but I’m sure you have a really good story to tell me. It’s, it is about safety. It’s about learning and the speed will [00:59:00] come. That is, that is a guarantee. And every, every driving organization says the same thing. Speed is always the last part of the equation. And for very good reason.

And when you do your first track day, you’ll see.

Crew Chief Brad: So after your first classroom session, It’s time to go out on track with your instructor. Now, before your first classroom session, usually at the all hands meeting at 8 AM, you know, sometimes 7 40 AM, if you’re dealing with certain people at certain clubs, just cause they like me waking people up extra early at the end of the meeting, they’re going to.

Break everybody away. The other, you know, more intermediate people and the advanced are going to go their own way. You’re going to be left there with the instructors. The chief instructor is going to introduce each of the a drivers or each of the novice drivers to their instructor. You’re going to have about 510 minutes or whatever to Go through introductions, talk about your car, be honest with the instructor about your experience and about your car, things you know, things you want to learn, they’re there to help you learn.

[01:00:00] Make sure that they understand kind of what you want to get out of the weekend. But after your classroom session, we’re fast forwarding there. You’re going to meet with your instructor. Again, your instructor is the brave soul willing to get in the car with you, but it’s a high stress and very dangerous situation where they try and teach you all at the same time, keeping you safe.

Uh, as well as themselves, the instructors don’t get paid. They are volunteers. They don’t get paid monetarily. They do at some clubs get free track time. It’s one of the benefits of being an instructor, but I would say 90 percent of the instructors that go to these events do it because they want to. They want to teach.

They want to grow the sport. They’re not doing it just for the free track time. Those guys are usually weeded out within the first year or two of them being instructors. So they’re there. They’re volunteers. They’re there to help you. They want to make sure that you’re safe because if you’re safe, then they’re safe.

Crew Chief Eric: So the other thing I’ll

Crew Chief Brad: say

Crew Chief Eric: about teaching on the track, you know, and you talked about that introduction and being honest with your, your student, being honest with you [01:01:00] as a coach, one of the things that’s really important to understand is you may have watched all the really cool track videos and I’m not going to name any groups of, you know, Oh, this Corvette goes around VIR at this lap time and blah, blah, blah, and all this kind of thing, or maybe you played.

Like me and Brad, we’ve done 10, 000 laps of Roto Lana. Well, guess what? When you get there, it’s a completely different reality. What you don’t get in those videos is the G forces, the speeds, or the elevation. Everything looks flat. And even in a video game that tries to show you Watkins Glenn, if you’ve played Forza seven, just as an example, or iRacing, the true elevation of the boot.

You’re talking 160 foot rise in less than a quarter mile. No video game can, can present that to you. So again, be honest about your experiences and be prepared for something that you’ve never experienced before.

Mike Crutchfield: So I will say worse than Watkins Len is that first time you cross under the bridge at Rhode Atlanta.

Crew Chief Eric: A hundred percent. It was on [01:02:00] your phone off

Mike Crutchfield: a building.

Crew Chief Eric: Again, I’m not joking. I’ve probably done 5, 000 laps at Rhode Atlanta in a simulator, but until I drove it for real, I heard you in the back of my head, look at the paint markers and be prepared. And when you came down the hill the first time, you’re, you felt like you were on a roller coaster.

You had no idea what was on the other side of that hill. I love that track. It was bonkers. I love it. And when are we going back?

Mike Crutchfield: I want to go back. It’s been too long since I’ve been down there. But I do want to add one other thing. The experience of meeting your instructor beforehand and all that is, is not consistent across all clubs.

Some clubs do a round robin style instructor. I’ve instructed many times for summit point at Friday at the track, where their official stance is you just walk down the grid and find a car at that point, just hop in with whoever’s there. The instructors who care the most will walk around the paddock early in the morning and find a student before they even start talking about instructor [01:03:00] assignments, introduce themselves, talk to the student, learn about what the student wants to do, and offer to be their coach for that day, because good coaches want to have a consistent.

Student instructor relationship because you want to grow the experience through the day, and they also want to establish a good working rapport by by putting themselves out there first. So even if you’re at a club with a round robin style instructing method, you know, you might be approached by an instructor.

And if you if you are. Consider that instructor someone you probably want to consider having get in your car with you because they actually care the most.

Crew Chief Brad: In talking about instructors, during the introductory period, you may find that for some reason your personalities clash or you don’t get along or whatever.

Don’t worry about it. You know, it happens. Not everybody’s going to like everybody else. If this happens and you find that you just don’t mesh with your instructor for the betterment of your time and theirs, tell your instructors, like, Hey, I, [01:04:00] I, I think that I, I would be better off with somebody else. They won’t take it to heart.

You know, it’s nothing personal. It’s just, maybe your learning style doesn’t mesh with their teaching style, whatever. They’ll go to the chief instructor. They’ll get somebody else. They’ll shuffle the deck a little bit and we’ll find somebody. That is better suited to your needs because ultimately you’re the customer where the employees were there to, to help you.

So if you don’t click with your instructor, don’t worry about it. It happens. I wish that I had done this before when I was first coming up, I had a couple instructors that were just terrible for me. They weren’t terrible instructors. They were just terrible for me. Uh, and I wish that I had asked for somebody else.

So if, if you feel that you need to ask for somebody else, do it, you’ll both have a better time and it’ll be better in the long run. To add a

Crew Chief Eric: personal story to that as well, I mean, as I was coming up through the system, I had a different background than a lot of people, being in carding, being in autocross, all of the stuff we talked about the very first episode.

I went to an event. I had an instructor [01:05:00] who, as I, as I am now a coach and instructor, I look back and go, you know, that guy was really good with a, what we would call an A student, novice, beginner, green student, you know, all these different colors and acronyms we use for these groups. It wasn’t for me and his teaching style didn’t work for me and I was having a really hard time and I just kind of just swallowed it.

And I was just like, you know, I’m just going to put up with this. I’m going to participate and graduate and move on from this event. And it was just, I had a terrible weekend. And my group leader at that event came to me and said, Hey, you don’t look like you’re having a good time. What’s wrong? He jumped in the car with me and said, show me what you’ve been learning.

And so I showed him what I was being taught. And he’s like, man, this doesn’t work for you. your car, your driving style, anything. And granted, he knew me immediately. He was like, yeah, we had a meeting and he’s like, this really isn’t working out for him, you know, this and that. And they paired me with somebody else.

And that changed my whole perception. And it was, it’s actually kind of funny because it had left. such a [01:06:00] terrible taste in my mouth for a very particular track, and I’m not going to call it out that I almost thought I would never go back to it. And now it’s actually one of the ones I make a pilgrimage there multiple times a year.

So having the right instructor changed my whole attitude with respect to the organization. The event, the track, all of it. So don’t, don’t write it off. There’s always options. You know, there’s, there’s a lot of different instructors out there. Finally, the fun part. We’re going to go fast. We’re going to go fast.

I’m so hold,

Crew Chief Brad: hold on there. Ricky Bobby, hold on. You, you are not Dale jr.

Crew Chief Eric: Yes, you gotta learn the basics, right? And those basics aren’t going to come by you just going out by yourself. Your instructor is in the right seat telling you what to do your first session out. If it’s not an orientation session, which is generally.

Without helmets at lower speed at highway speeds, which is still relatively quick around the track. I mean, let you say you’re averaging 60 miles an hour around the track. When you really get out there the first [01:07:00] time you’re going to have a parrot in your ear. Break here. Turn here. Accelerate now. This and that.

It’s going to be a little bit more wordy than that. We try to keep it concise because on a very busy track, let’s say like summit point Shenandoah. It’s extremely difficult for us to teach. It’s probably one of the most challenging tracks to teach on. And it’s a track they use actually to certify a lot of instructors because 17 turns in two miles.

So it’s busy for everybody, but you go to somewhere like Watkins Glen. I’ve got 11 turns in three and a half miles. I can read war and peace. Between turn two and turn four. I mean, you just got all this straight away to deal with. So it’s a little less stressful. So taking a look at the complexity of the track, if you’re nervous, try to find a track that maybe it’s a little less intimidating right up front summit point.

Main circuit is great. 10 turns, two miles, much more relaxed than Shenandoah. That being said, we got to walk you through it. You’ve got to walk before you run, before you go fast. But the speed will come and it [01:08:00] will come in the sense that you’ll become familiar with the track, you’ll have memorized it, you’ll become consistent.

And once you’ve mastered those three things, those are really the basics, then you can apply speed, then you can go faster. And then also you’ve built a relationship with your instructor at that point. And you can say, Hey, let’s, can we, you know, can we pick up the pace or he’ll push you or whatever it might be to get you to that point where you are moving at a very brisk pace.

You are now no longer giving those point buys. You’re getting those 5s and

Crew Chief Brad: but don’t feel obligated to advance too quickly. If you’re uncomfortable with something, talk to your instructor. Go at your own pace. You’re not out there racing anybody. You may be in a C8 Corvette. You may be getting passed by somebody in a Miata.

That person may have a little bit more experience than you. It’s fine. It doesn’t matter. And you’re not racing for money. There’s no prize at the end of the day. There’s no trophy. None of us, except for Eric or HPDE champions out there. Uh, so I mean, the

Crew Chief Eric: prize, the prize at the end of the day is taking your car home in [01:09:00] one piece and having had a good time and having a lasting memory.

That’s your trophy in HPDE.

Mike Crutchfield: Going back to the 85 year old student I had, I actually instructed both the father, who was 85, and the son. They were doing it kind of as a bucket list thing. And they were both in Mini Cooper S, and we were at Summit Point, Maine. And the son was having a blast, driving really hard, driving as hard as he could.

He quickly ramped up and was The father was more timid. Because the father was doing it as, as just a bucket list thing. Like, you know, someone might want to jump out of an airplane just once in their life. You might show up and find it’s not for you, but I still strongly encourage you to try and make it through the day because he never went above highway speeds on the front stretch, but he still had fun and he still learned things.

So don’t, don’t feel bad if you aren’t comfortable going at, at flat out speed, keeping your foot all the way down to the gas pedal at the last second. Try and, at that point, transform it into something that [01:10:00] is useful and still is fun. You know, let yourself be slowed down to just be able to enjoy it and learn some things.

If you feel like your coach is pushing you too fast and you aren’t comfortable, Just say something, he’ll let you slow down. We always act as the voice of reason when we feel like you’re going too fast. And so we might even tell you to go faster. Cause we, we, we know we’re comfortable with you going faster, but if you weren’t comfortable with going that speed, say something, it’s perfectly fine to back off a bit and drive slower, especially as a novice, especially your first time out, because ultimately you’re there for your enjoyment.

And

Crew Chief Eric: instructors get this really cool tool over the years. A lot of people call it a sphinctometer. It’s used to, it’s used as a butt dyno. It’s also used to feel the car. We do some sensory exercises sometimes where it’s like you’re in the right seat with another instructor. Close your eyes to really develop, you know, to really refine that tool.

And we sense a lot of [01:11:00] things. We know things. Things are coming before even the driver realizes a half the time. So again, we’re there as your safety net. We’re there to help you. We’ve been through a lot. I mean, if you listen to episode number two of the podcast, not only have we broken stuff, but we’ve been in some, some interesting situations as coaches, you know, in the right seat with other students that they’re, they’re life lessons for us as well, and we want to.

You know, we’ve compiled that and we want to share that with you guys to make sure that you have a good time and that you’re safe and that you come back again. And with that, there is a natural progression to this sport. And that’s the other thing I want to point out. This isn’t just driving, right? So don’t approach it as I’m just going for a drive around a piece of asphalt on the side of a mountain.

This is a sport. It’s motor sport, right? And DE is the entry, the gateway into other disciplines and other variants of circuit racing, be it club racing, be it time trials, whatever your aspirations might be. Maybe it’s formula one or group B like me. Some

Crew Chief Brad: people stop at DE.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh yeah, some people stop at Dean, that’s true.

Crew Chief Brad: But at the end of the day, don’t worry about what other people on track are [01:12:00] doing. Yes, you’re going to learn a lot of situational awareness. Um, you’re going to learn to recognize the cars coming up behind you, uh, and your instructors should be paying attention and helping you. Manage traffic. If you aren’t having that, if you aren’t doing that well of it yourself, if you’re not doing that well at any of this stuff, don’t worry about it.

It’s your first time out. You’re going to learn the skills and the experience will come. Just stick with it more times than not. A lot of people come for some reason they have a bad experience. They don’t come back. That’s not what we want. We want to grow the sport. We want more people to come because the more people that are there, the more fun we have.

I mean, that’s that’s why G. T. M. Is The way it is because everybody likes going to the track with their friends and with other people. It just makes things that much better. So don’t worry about it. If you’re, if you’re not Ricky Bobby the first time out, you’ll, you’ll get there. You’ll get there eventually.

And then the last thing in between your sessions. I mean, just because you’ve gone out on track a couple of times, you’ve got your classroom sessions and everything. You want to take some time to rest. You want to speak with your [01:13:00] instructor, debrief about everything that you’ve learned. If you’ve got questions for them, ask them, just have a conversation with your instructor, talk about the car and make sure the car’s got plenty of fuel in it.

After your sessions, some of our coaches even have gone out and. Ran out of fuel on track. It’s very embarrassing, but it happens. It happens to the best of us. If it happens to you, it’s not the end of the day. You’ll get ribbed a little bit for it, but whatever, who cares? Make sure that you’re fueled up, drink plenty and plenty of water and make sure that you’re eating throughout the day.

If you’re not going to the bathroom every hour, then you’re. You’re not drinking enough water. You’ve got to make sure that you’re drinking. It’s usually all these events are usually during the summer when it’s hot out, you are going to be dehydrated very quickly. If you’re not taking care of yourself and then check on the car and make sure that it’s higher pressure is good to make sure that your brake pad, your brake wear is good.

Check your oil levels and your coolant levels. When the car is cool, don’t touch your, your wheels when they’re hot. When you first get off track, you can touch the tires, check the tire pressure, but don’t torque your wheels or anything, or you may [01:14:00] break a stud. But check on your car, check on yourself, uh, and just make sure that you’re, you’re good to go.

Crew Chief Eric: So that’s it. Those are our tips. That’s really a summary of how your first track day would go. Obviously there’s a corresponding article with this. So you don’t have to try to remember. Everything that we said, you know, go to our website, www. gtmotorsparks. org. And you can do a quick search for the word noob, N O O B.

And this article will come up. It corresponds directly with the podcast and you can revisit everything that we talked about here, but just bear in mind, obviously there’s going to be some subtle differences. between clubs, between driving organizations that you run with, but don’t fret. Most of them operate the same way, but the most important thing to remember is to have fun and be safe and try to make some new friends because the longer you’re in this, you’re going to see a lot of the same people.

It is a small community. We do want it to grow, you know, when it comes down to it. And before we sign off this week, a couple of shout outs. This one in particular goes to the Chivalry family. We’re sorry to hear that Chris, son of [01:15:00] member Nick, is in the hospital after a motorcycle accident. And Chris, if you’re out there listening, we really appreciate you tuning in every week.

And we hope that we’re helping with your speedy recovery. And we look forward to seeing you again out in an event sometime soon. So get well. In addition to that, a quick shout out to the Novak family for becoming a Patreon member this month, as well as Racer Ron, also known as Uncle Sparky. Thank you again for contributing and continuing to support GTM and everything we do.

Hey listeners, did you enjoy this particular episode? Did you know you can learn more about what we just talked about by visiting the GTM website? If you want to learn more or just review the materials from this episode, be sure to log on to www. gtmotorsports. org today and search for this particular episode.

From all of us at GTM. Never stop learning.

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you heard and want to [01:16:00] learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out at www. gtmotorsports. org. You can also find us on Instagram at GrandTouringMotorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, you can call or text us at 202 630 1770 or send us an email at crewchief at gtmotorsports.

org. We’d love to hear from you.

Crew Chief Eric: Hey, listeners, crew, chief Eric here. Do you like what you’ve seen, heard, and read from GTM? Great. So do we, and we have a lot of fun doing it, but please remember, we’re fueled by volunteers and remain a no annual fee organization, but we still need help to keep the momentum going so that we can continue to record.

Write, edit, and broadcast all of your favorite content. So be sure to visit www. patreon. com forward slash GT motor sports, or visit our website and click in the top right corner on the support and donate to learn how you can [01:17:00] help.

So that’s it, those are my tips and a summary of how your first track day should go. Obviously, some things may be different depending on the club you run with and the track, but don’t fret, most clubs all operate about the same. The most important things to remember are to have fun and be safe. Be willing to make some new friends because you are going to gain a ton!

Happy Motoring and Never Stop Learning!

The battle against Brake Dust

Laugh if you must, but last season I decided to purchase yet another set of Team Dynamics wheels, this time in Alpine White. In retrospect, this might not have been the *smartest* of decisions, but they do look “hellagood” on my vehicles.

Folks have been teasing me about the maintenance of these wheels – relentlessly – and normally my reaction (and i’ll bet that of others) to cleaning wheels, especially those on my track toy is…

But having white wheels has definitely changed my opinion about the appearance of my Track car. #becauseracecar #becauselazy

At the end of one 30 minute session, the wheels end up looking like this. We’ll call them “off-white”

But a larger, unnoticed problem with my wheels surfaced while I was prepping for the start of this season. After the long winter hibernation, I pulled out my other set of wheels, my black set of Team Dynamics… and they were showing signs of corrosion.

Corrosion? On a forged & coated wheel? What the heck is going on?

This perplexing discovery led me to send an email to our GTM sponsor at Radial Tire Co, who is a dealer for Team Dynamics Wheels (now owned by Forgeline). The friendly folks at Radial contacted their Forgeline representative to see if there was a defect with the coating on these wheels, as they too had never seen this type of issue before. #warrantyclaim

Forgeline responded with confidence that this was no defect, but the result of improper cleaning. Something they see often with track cars.

Thinking back over the later part of the season, I pled guilty to having had the car at a few events where it rained (Shenandoah, VIR … for those that remember); the thought never crossed my mind to tend to the wheels after those events. Higher end brake pads like Hawk DTC-60s and Porterfield R4s are amazing pads, but they don’t leave much in the way of “cleanliness” and the dust they give off is sticky, fine and rather costic – especially compared to Street Pads. It turns out my problem was “caked on brake-dust that was neglected” …. So, just add water, and watch it… RUST.

Now for the good news, this “rust” isn’t embedded or eating into the finish of the wheel, but rather “glued” there. Forgeline recommended a special cleaner/soap for their wheels (more on that later). After looking into the rather expensive product, it got me thinking: “is there a better or cheaper alternative to the cleaner that was suggested?” — And now for the bad news, it was time for some spring cleaning!

Time for a bake-off! After some careful research and late night shopping, I narrowed my contenders down to FOUR.  The main criteria was that each product needed to be “safe” for painted, powder-coated or clear-coated wheels – and designed to “dissolve brake dust.”

From left-to-right our contenders: Car Guys Premium Wheel Cleaner, Armor-All Extreme Wheel & Tire Cleaner, Black Magic Intense Wheel Cleaner and Adams’s Polishers Wheel Cleaner.

To keep our science project fair, I took two wheels (one white & one black) to test each product, and also sampled one “clear coated” wheel per product from my Jeep.

Additionally, I followed the manufacturer directions for “best use.” Lastly, to make sure I removed the cleaning solution throughly from the wheels, I used a new tool that I acquired that makes wheel cleaning much easier: The Brush Hero, Professional Wheel Cleaner.

The Brush Hero Pro-Wheel Cleaner in action, think… Water Powered Rotary Tool.You’ll never clean wheels by hand again.

Live Demonstration!


Round 1: Car Guys Premium Wheel Cleaner

Admittedly, I’ve been using Car Guys Premium Wheel Cleaner for some time, it’s great for my daily drivers, but I’ve never put it up against track wheels. Car Guys products are highly rated by detailers and waxers alike. Since I use it often, I happen to have the 1 gallon refill jug and my own sprayer (as pictured earlier). Car Guys Wheel Cleaner is a deep raspberry red color, and has a thickness similar to room temperature Maple Syrup.

Car Guys Wheel Cleaner with the right spray bottle foams up easily despite its viscosity and turns pink as it’s working.

The Car Guys Wheel Cleaner makes quick work of day-to-day road grime and brake dust. It was quite good at cutting “grease” left over from the lug holes and tire slag. Unfortunately, it wasn’t able to penetrate the track pad residue. FWIW, The Car Guys formula, was the best at cleaning the inside of the wheel, which looked awesome, but that’s the part we rarely look at.


Round 2: Adam’s Polishes Wheel Cleaner

Adam’s Polishes Wheel Cleaner was the product recommended by Forgeline for use with Team Dynamics wheels. For the same size bottle as Car Guys, it’s only a few cents cheaper. The cleaner itself is a teal color, and when applied to the wheels turns purple as it’s working. I was taken aback by the smell of the cleaner, which was oddly reminiscent of a freshly opened package of Haribo Gummy Bears. The Adam’s product seemed to really work well in the “tough to reach areas” making quick work of the “team dynamics motorsport” font on the outer lip of the wheels and other tight areas. I did note that in order to get a “proper foam” it took nearly half of the bottle for two wheels. Quick math brings us to an entire bottle for four wheels making it the most expensive option in the line up. Adam’s is strong soap, but it did leave behind some spots and gunk that should have easily come up. It took away about 25+% of the track residue which edged it above Car Guys in terms of cleaning power.

On the black wheel you really couldn’t tell what was happening, but the color change was very evident on the white wheel.

Round 3: Black Magic Intense Wheel Cleaner

Having used Black Magic products in the past it was a brand I was familiar with, and having seen how their other potions work, like “Back-to-Black,” they make some great products. Of the four products we tested, the Black Magic Intense Wheel Cleaner is by far the cheapest.

Black Magic Wheel Cleaner has a very thin consistency – watery – but foams up surprisingly thick, neon pink and quickly. It has has a distinct “snap-crackle-pop” of a heavy detergent. As Black Magic is working you’ll note a smell in the air like Strawberry Jam. I found the cleaning power of the Black Magic to be very close to that of the Car Guys product. It was great for lifting the normal dust, grime and gunk, but wasn’t able to really penetrate the track residue.


Round 4: Armor-All Extreme Wheel Cleaner

Armor-All is one of those brands we all know, right up there with Turtle-Wax, as having “been around forever.” During my research I noted that this was the only product that outright recommended you wear skin + eye protection during use… it had to be on the list! The Armor-All Extreme Wheel Cleaner solution has the same consistency as the Armor-All you would use on your interior, the spray bottle makes a light white foam that smells heavily of bleach.

The Armor-All Extreme Wheel Cleaner only needs about 30-seconds to start working versus its much slower competitors and was the only product where you could visibly see the grime melting off the wheels. This product comes in as the 3rd cheapest in our test, and by far the strongest. The packaging is littered with warnings and even boasts needing very little, if any scrubbing. The Armor-All Cleaner was able to penetrate and loosen the track residue, not 100%, but it did make it easy to scrape off even through the nitrile gloves I was wearing.


From a distance when you pile all the white wheels up together it’s hard to tell which wheel was cleaned by which product. That’s a good thing!

The black wheels on the other hand, were more obvious which product worked and which one didn’t, in the end, I can’t blame any of the products for not being able to fully penetrate the track residue that has accumulated on my wheels, but I think i have come up with a solution…

A soft plastic bristle brush attached to a Dremel Rotary should help break up the build up on these wheels without damaging the finish and then we can continue our final cleaning.  #dremeltime


Quick Comparison

Car Guys

Adams

Black Magic

Armor-All

Cleans Dirt, Dust, Grime

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Cleans Track Residue

No

25%

No

100% with persuasion

Base Color

Deep Red

Teal

Red

Clear

Changes State

No

Purple

Neon Pink

White

Needs Scrubbing

Yes

Yes

Yes

Almost None

Scent

Soap

Candy

Strawberry

Bleach

Requires Gloves

No

No

No

Yes

Price

$16.97 / 18 oz

$16.99 / 16 oz

$6.79 / 23 oz

$7.99 / 32 oz

Availability

Online Only

Online Only

Amazon, Advanced Auto

Amazon, Advanced Auto, AutoZone, Walmart, etc.


Verdict?

My favorite “wheel cleaner” by far (above)… but in all seriousness, if we were talking about hyper-polished wheels on a daily driver, any of the four products we tested will work wonders. For the post track-day clean up, we think there is one cleaner (in this test) that stood out above the rest in terms of Price + raw Cleaning Power…

There are so many products available in stores today. We hope this narrowed the field a bit, but by all means, please don’t take this as a hard-and-fast recommendation. Find a product you like and works well for your application. But above all, please remember to take care of your track wheels before they are too far gone. Try and make a habit of cleaning them after an event, off the car, and once they have cooled.

Keep the shiny side up!

Coming to America

Greetings from the Lone Star state! The weather is already warming up – wait… ::scratches head:: … did it ever actually cool off? – which means you gotta take advantage of the three beautiful spring days you get each season! And what better way to do that than getting a ride in an American muscle car. A 2014 Ford Shelby GT500 to be exact. “because, ‘Murica!”

> let’s circle back to the joy ride in a second <

So, the tale of the Mighty Mustang starts only a few months ago when said GT500 owner moved to the US from merry old England. Keeping the innocent, innocent, let’s call the owner Nigel, who moved to the US for a rotational work assignment. Amusingly, many Brits like to buy a Mustang while here in the States, so this car choice was not entirely shocking. So picture Nigel, Jason Statham-esque, but with a lighter accent. Car choice making sense? His description of the GT500: “This car is obscene. It’s also the worst car I’ve ever owned. But it IS fun.” To add some perspective, an AWD Porsche 911 sits back home waiting for his return. Not to mention various previously owned BMWs, as well as motorcycles. Did I mention he’s tracked motorcycles at Brands Hatch? It’s okay, that feeling is jealousy. It will pass.

“…picture Nigel, Jason Statham-esque but with a lighter accent.”

As we progress this tale, here’s some food for thought – how well do you ever really know the used car you just bought?

After arriving from the UK, he got the GT500 shipped to Texas from an independent dealer in North Carolina. In England, vehicle records are a super big deal. So before purchasing the car he looked into the Carfax report, which signaled “all clear,” and also asked the dealer what maintenance had been done – to which the reply was: “brake pads and an oil change.” The GT500 was listed as having ~11k miles.

Barely into his assignment in the States, Nigel was already contemplating bringing the car back to the UK after the completion of his work. Knowing that the Carfax report would be important for the UK version of the DOT, the day after purchasing the car he returned to Carfax to print the results. Logging back into the system, Nigel discovered that the Carfax had been updated.


Well that can’t be good…

The new log included information pertaining to “Engine Replacement.” Digging deeper, Nigel discovered that the previous owner had an aftermarket tune added to the car’s ECU, which for reasons unknown resulted in catastrophic engine failure. How catastrophic? Eh.. just ended up melting cylinders 7 & 8, minor stuff really, there’s 6 other cylinders right? The car was brought back to Ford, who basically said, “Yep.. that’s gonna be a new motor.” Presumably that was not a favorable outcome for the pocket book, so the previous owner opted to trade the car back into Ford for something else, and the car was subsequently flipped to an Auction House, where the Independent dealer in NC bought it.

So the clock reads 11k… but what is the true mileage and origin of the motor in Nigel’s GT500? Did it come from a wreck? A recall? Or is it just someone else’s abused and ragged out 5.8L V8 with swapped peripherals, and who knows how many miles?

Attempting due diligence, Nigel immediately contacted the NC dealer to file his various complaints. The most obvious question to ask: “when I asked you what was done to the car why didn’t you mention this?!?!” To which the answer was “you asked about maintenance, this was repair.” At this point in the recounting of these twisted events, I mentally slam my head into a wall.

At the end of the day, Nigel is stuck with the car. No refunds, no returns. All sales are final. #5mile5minuteWarranty. And speaking of warranties, the car was still under the factory 5 year warranty – but oh wait.. a motor replacement voids that… (sigh). A truly heart wrenching and stressful experience. So what is next for our motorsports enthusiast, Nigel? In a recent review of his situation he said to me, “I’ve been here only a few months, but I am already embracing American culture, I’m suing them.”

As if the cake needed any icing, upon delivery, a quick once-over of the car revealed the rear tires were worn. Innocent enough, and comes with the territory.  Nigel diligently went online and ordered a new rear set of Goodyear F1s, which is what the car came with from the factory, and had them mounted/installed at a Goodyear Tire shop. Unfortunately, or fortunately, as the case may be, it was raining pretty much daily around the time the new tires were mounted. I remember Nigel telling me “the car is absolutely undriveable.” So undriveable, that at every turn and every on/off ramp the car was an absolute mess, fish-tailing constantly. Upon further inspection of the rear, he comes to realize that the directional tires that should be left and right, were both lefts! An easy thing to neglect to double check for after the “pros” have allegedly done their job. Needless to say, left + left does not equal right, especially when you add in high horsepower and precipitation.

Circling back to the food for thought… How well do you ever really know the used car you are buying? Carfax only gets you so far… as far as the someone who filed a report on an incident. If the car was wrapped around a tree and fixed outside of an insurance company and no police reports were filed, then did it really happen? The old.. “If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it..” conundrum. When buying a used car, you check for the usuals… rust, dampness, soft suspension, squishy brakes… but no one can be ripping interiors out to see if there are signs of repaired body damage, or locating engine stamps and trying to find out if its the original motor or not. You just have to do the best due diligence you can, and hope for the best.


>> Now, back in the passenger seat!

My impression of the GT500 from the passenger seat – Despite the stunning appearance and its allure, it’s an absolute handful! Making a simple turn from a stop and adding the tiniest amount of throttle, puts the car completely sideways. One could argue that’s fun, until you see a curb coming at you and you remember you just put groceries in the trunk… The GT500 does seem “easy” to bring back into control. Granted, it’s one thing to correct oversteer at 20mph, completely different to control the inevitable powerslide out of a turn at 50mph, 60mph or beyond. Even in a straight line, it’s not necessary to stomp on the gas to start breaking the backend loose.

The car sounds nice, but was surprisingly subdued and muted. I would have expected a lot more howl, as the hounds were released from their fiery depths. Also, as is the case with most modern cars… it barely feels like it’s moving even when it is. Modern cars are just so smooth, there is a disconnect from feeling truly engaged with the car. Not to mention, with the number of ponies under the hood, I was disappointed to not feel like I was really getting to know the beautiful Recaro seats under acceleration.

Like Nigel said, it’s not a bad car, but it’s not great either. I can only assume that the lower models like the GT350, 5.0 GT or the Eco-Boost are more composed and controlled, making them much more pleasurable to drive. I would still be curious to see how it handles with slicks, on a racetrack. Is the mustang tamed or is it still a wiId bronco?

In summary – ‘Murica. I wouldn’t want to drive it in the rain. ‘Murica. Not a grocery getter. ‘Murica. Maybe the GT500 has 660-too-many horsepowers for everyday use.

The Demise of the BMW ///M Badge

The X3 is about as far away from the concept behind the ///M badge as possible, becoming nothing more than a marketing gimmick that appeals to the car buyer who wants to look sporty but has no clue about performance.

The BMW ///M badge was originally the moniker for BMW’s skunkworks, a group of rouge engineers whose focus was on racing and development.  Their crowning jewel from the late ‘70s was the ///M1, a supercar in the early days of supercars when the only other players were Italians who produced beautiful and woefully unreliable cars that were incredibly impractical but sleek and sexy.  Ironically, the M1, unlike the other supercars, was normally aspirated and only powered by 6 cylinders instead of the accepted 8 or 12 cylinders of the Italians – yes, Lotus offered a 4-cylinder turbo in the Esprit but that was so unreliable that it even made a Lamborghini look like an endurance champion.

1978-1981 BMW M1 Procar (left) & Homologation Street Edition (right)

///M was also associated with the E28-based ///M535 and E24-based ///M635 – European variants of the 5-series sedan and 6-series coupe for America.  These used the M1 engine albeit with a more common and tame fuel injection system (Bosch Motronic) which was significantly less troublesome than the Weber-Marelli system on the M1.  Aside from the drivetrain, these Euro-only cars were the epitome of sleepers – slightly larger wheels and black-out chrome, and dual tipped exhaust were the only external cues aside from a small badge on the boot.  Inside, the leather trim was upgraded but it wasn’t visually much different from the base models.

1988 BMW M3

The E30-based ///M3 was a completely different story.  Unlike the M535 and M635, the M3 was created to compete in the DTM (German Touring Car series).  To meet the homologation requirements, BMW was required to offer these cars to the general public, in limited quantities.  The motor was a 2.3 litre 4-cylinder, effectively the S38 (M1 motor) with 2 fewer cylinders.  Fender flares were added as was a taller rear deck lid to improve aerodynamics.  Unlike the bigger cars, the M3 was noticeably different from it’s more mundane cousins.

1987 BMW M5 (left) and M6 (right)

By the mid-’80s, BMW’s sales were starting to sag as their product line aged.  Corporate marketing decided to throw their American fanatics a bone – offering an Americanized version of both the M535 and M635 as the ///M5 and ///M6 stateside.  The promise was that the M5 in particular would be a limited edition with no more than 1200 examples produced.  Like the European versions, these cars were the art of subtlety, looking virtually identical to the “base” model.  For the US market, the M6 was available with more color options than the M5. And as a nod to enthusiasts, both cars were only available in a manual transmission.  In the US, the M5 was only available in black with a tan interior – the Canadians received black cars but with black interiors.

Performance of the American M5 and M6 didn’t disappoint – granted the cars lost 30hp in the Federalization process (256 hp) but compared to the 171hp of the base 3.5 litre, the ///M cars were relative rockets.  Add to that “gigantic brakes” that hauled the M5 down to zero ALMOST as fast as a VW Beetle, err 911 – the M5 had the distinction of being the 2nd fastest stopping car in America for 1988!  Not bad for a 3500# barge with self-leveling rear suspension and seating for you and 4 of your closest friends.

Sadly, BMW’s focus changed in the early ‘90s.  The E34-based ///M5 was still quite understated although it used wheels that were visually quite different from the pedestrian version, which made the car much more recognizable.  Unfortunately, the ///M3 started transitioning away from a Skunkworks car and into a styling and marketing exercise in the E36.  Compared to the base model, the E36-based ///M3 was certainly a step forward but now it used special ///M colors and ///M specific wing, ///M specific bumper covers and an ///M specific interior that was more than just nicer leather.  While performance was better the the basic E36, the M3 started using more mainstream parts including a change to a single throttle body instead of individuals that were used on the E28 and E24 variants.  The running joke at the time that upset many M3 owners was that “real” ///M cars had individual throttle bodies.

1995-99 E36 M3

As the M3 aged, BMW further diluted it’s motorsports ties by adding slush-o-matic transmissions, 4-doors or a cabriolet option to the M3 – a car that had been conceived as a coupe.  This certainly increased the car’s appeal as it now made the car available to families who needed a sedan AND so-called performance drivers who were unable to master the art of 3-pedals and only 2 feet.  Performance was still better than the base models but the exclusivity of ///M cars was on the decline – appealing to the badge lovers rather than performance enthusiasts.

As the ///M brand has aged, BMW has put quite a bit of effort into producing performance cars that set the ///M cars well above the base models.  However, they’ve lost the art of subtlety – newer ///M cars have super-aggressive and flashy bumper covers, chrome exhaust tips and sadly, ///M badged engine plastics that do nothing for performance BUT give young boys a certain tightness in their Underoos.  It’s not that the new ///M cars are slugs, just that they’re now tools for tools – a precious few owners understand or are able to understand and use their ///M cars to their limits.

Back to this morning – the ///M badge, like the Audi R-Line or the Mercedes-Benz AMG badges are now more of a styling exercise.  Even General Motors recognized this when they created an “SS” model of every vehicle in their line-up including the valued and performance oriented Malibu Maxx SS (look it up – fugly is a kind description).  Granted the ///M badge has been available on the open market and applied to every car on the planet – perhaps my favorite being the uber-rare: 1988 BMW E30 ///M325es – a badge engineered car created by a poor teenager who couldn’t afford the M3 so he stole an ///M badge instead.

What makes the X3 ///M40i so special?  A “huge” 4.0l V8**, big tyres, big brakes, an ///M bumper cover and the obligatory quad-tip chrome exhaust.  Most likely it has ///M badges on the seats as well as the steering wheel to remind the owner why they paid a gigantic premium for “nothing special.”  All that is well and good though because it allows BMW to sell more cars to suckers, er, well-heeled “prestige” customers.  It’s just too bad that BMW’s ///M division sold out to the badge engineering crowd – I miss my days of driving a sleeper and being nothing more than an aged Asian man driving an equally aged black BMW sedan…

** [ Editors Note: after some fact checking, the M40i has a 3.0L turbo 6; and probably more M badges than horsepower 😉 ]

The Neverending ‘80s, Part 2: Judgement Day

Matt Y: Picking up where last weeks ‘80s retrospective article left off … while it’s a great look back at the ‘80s cars, I don’t think we gave the American’s their fair share. I’m not nearly as well versed on the Italian cars as some – I know the German junk and some of the Japanese stuff because that was what I grew up driving / racing against, and I happened to own one of those german-built Ford Capris (‘76 Capri II Ghia with the 2.8 V6).

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By current standards, cars of the ‘80s are terrible BUT compared to their predecessors, these cars were a tremendous step forward. The oil crisis of the mid-’70s started a significant change in focus for auto manufacturers, even the American “Big Three” (GM, Ford and Chrysler). Gone was the continual development of 1950s technology – body-on-frame, RWD, gigantic but gutless V8s, replaced by lighter unibody vehicles with FWD and smaller but more powerful V6 and 4-cylinders engines.

1985 Chevy Celebrity (left) and Citation (right)

From General Motors, the lovely A-Body (Celebrity, Century, Cutlass, 6000) and the X-platform (Citation, Skylark, Omega, Phoenix) started to eclipse venerable “full sized” models.  As mundane as it may be, Ford introduced the all-new Taurus, a FWD sedan that ultimately replaced the entire full and mid-sized Ford product line. Not to be out done (and to save themselves from bankruptcy), Chrysler introduced the K-Car and it’s variants that ran from basic (Reliant to LeBaron to minivan).

1983 Plymouth Aries “K-car”

Even the imported cars were improved from the ‘70s. Volkswagen started the trend of bringing virtually the same vehicle as sold in Europe to the American shores – previously and throughout the ‘80s, many of the “imports” were American-market only for fear that Americans wouldn’t purchase small cars with tiny 4-cylinder engines.  In other cases, the cars were branded under American nameplates again to reduce the “import factor.”  Notable are cars like the Chrysler Conquest T—S—I aka the Mitsubishi Starion or anything called a Geo *cough* Suzuki.

As an aside, I was actually looking for cars when the Toyota AE86 was still available in RWD – I can’t remember if I drove one or not.  This was during the time of the “Additional Dealer Markup” and Toyota dealers couldn’t be bothered by some 20-year old kid whose parents were buying him a car.  I had also attempted to drive the brand-new Acura Integra but was told to bring my parents – funny, my parents didn’t care what I bought so long as it was in a dollar range AND I liked it.  My quest included the Mustang GT because I was in school in North Carolina where the Pony Car was king – that and my friend’s GF had a new GT but in an auto-tragic. And, I rather liked the LOOK of the Fiat 131 – my friend’s parents had a sedan and I remember it being a nice looking car but I don’t ever remember riding in it.  His parents’ other car was a full-sized Buick station wagon though.

The big eye opener for the American market was first that these imports were TINY – the Plymouth Champ is smaller than the current MINI (aka “the Maxi” in some circles).  With the available turbo, the Champ/Colt was surprisingly quick and nimble compared to anything “built in America.”  I vividly remember driving a ‘74 Grand Am with a fire-breathing 400CID and getting absolutely waxed by a Colt Turbo from a red light – the Grand Am’s owner was devastated by the loss which was perhaps one of the best examples of America’s finest being a bit tarnished.

The Plymouth Champ

Even the best of the ‘80s are quite crude compared to even today’s cheapest economy cars.  However the cars were light and overboosted, power assists hadn’t been introduced – that would have to wait until the mid-’90s.  Unlike today’s cars, the ‘80s cars took to modifications with great aplomb, mainly because in stock trim, the ‘80s cars were soft and floppy.

For anyone considering an ‘80s car as a toy – first remember the the old adage of “Don’t Drive Your Heros” which pertains rather vividly to these cars.  That said, many of the cars from the ‘80s are “worn” rather than “driven”.  Case in point would be the ‘79 VW Scirocco that was so tiny that I had to practice erotic contortionism to enter/exit the car BUT when driving it, the car felt like an extension of my body.  Compared to the gigantic, heavy modern cars, these cars of the ‘80s were infinitely tossable and fun combined with simple engine management systems. The downside to the simple engine management was and is that they’re not nearly as tuneable as modern systems.

1976-1981 VW Scirocco Mk1

I ultimately ended up with an GTI because the dealer treated me like an adult.  I liked the German styling and the features that the Japanese cars didn’t offer.  Add to that it was one of the first cars with aerodynamic headlights and that became the big winner.

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Brad N: Hold up!, so far my co-author Matt Y paints a grim picture of ‘80s in America – the citation? the chevette? the aires? the champ? UGH! YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. Are you going to sit there and tell me that there aren’t ANY good “square body” cars from the US in the 80s?

Um… I think the Camaro IROC-Z, Firebird Trans-Am, Monte Carlo, Grand National, GNX, and Ford Thunderbird (because NASCAR BRAH!) would like to have a word with you.

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Matt Y: Those American cars specifically noted were certainly a step above the mundane but even compared to European offerings, these cars were horrible.

1986 Chevy Camaro IROC-Z

Camaro IROC-Z (or Z28) and Firebird Trans Am – The cheap plastic dash on these cars screams “budget” – the earliest 82 Camaros had a strange 2-arrow speedometer that showed MPH on one arrow and KPH on the other.  This was on-par with the ’83 Porsche 944 that had the “backwards” tachometer.  Back to the Camaro/Firebird – the interior as a whole was cheap – like as in: Chevy Vega cheap – the plastics were on the verge of falling apart even when the cars were new.  The passenger seat was HOT and offered no leg room – why? Because the catalytic converter needed a home … therfore, directly under the passenger’s legs was the “perfect” solution.  Add to that a pair of leaky t-tops and virtually NO STORAGE SPACE (especially with the t-tops stored in their slots at the rear of the car).  Power came from a very anemic 5.0 (302) or 5.7 (350) V8. The 5.0 produced approximately 150hp! FWIW, my anemic, uber-slow 4.0L Land Rover with it’s Buick-based drivetrain produces 150hp!

1986 Chevy Monte Carlo SS

The Monte Carlo SS was perhaps one of the BEST marketed cars on the planet along with the Ford Thunderbird.  Both cars were “racing” in NASCAR but the NASCAR versions were nothing like the production models.  The V8 that was available in the Monte Carlo SS was the same anemic 5.0 as the Camaro BUT in a heavier, softer chassis with brakes that could stop the Queen Mary (in a few miles).  Otherwise, the Monte Carlo was a very nice, large “personal coupe” that looked sporty – while the “Aero Coupe” version was a bit more special because of the rear window which increased aerodynamics and turned the cavernous trunk opening into a postal slot!

1988 Ford Thunderbird Turbo Coupe

The Thunderbird (sometimes jokingly referred to as “the Thunderchicken”) had the performance oriented Turbo Coupe which was certainly a lot more amusing.  Unlike the Monte Carlo, the interior was aimed towards performance and even included a *gasp* manual transmission and fancy, multi-adjustable seats that were stolen from the Mustang GT.  The downside to the T-Bird was that it was a heavy car and given the engine management of that time period, unless the engine was on full boil, driving a Turbo Coupe was more like driving a 4-cylinder Ford Ranger – the vehicle that donated it’s 2.3L for the base of the turbo motor (and in later years the EcoBoost Mustangs and Focus RS).

1986 Buick Grand National

Lastly are the Grand National and GNX – the Grand National, unlike the Monte Carlo, offered a drivetrain that was anything but mundane.  Even the interior was more fanciful than the basic Regal which was the Country Club variant of the Monte Carlo.  The suspension was tweaked a bit on the Grand National to make it less boat-like but the car is still a unibody luxo-cruiser.  The GNX is the same thing but with more power and more suspension tweaks which made it actually drive reasonably well for the time period.  Don’t confuse the Grand National and the GNX though – they look similar and have the same parentage but the Grand National is the car you could take home to Mother while the GNX was the dirty little secret you enjoyed around the corner.

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Brad N: Okay guys, I see your points, but I still think you are generalizing all US made cars into one totally shitty bucket compared to the rest. Even though the 5.0L and 5.7L engines of those eras were anemic in stock trim, you can’t argue with their tunability and reputation at the dragstrip. There is a reason that people are still swapping Ford 5.0L and Chevy 5.7L motors into everything, from luxury Jaguars and Land Rovers to your beloved german sports cars like Porsches and BMWs. Matt Y himself had a “Jag that runs” with a swapped 5.7L. #lsswapallthethings.

As referenced above, there was an oil crisis in the ‘70’s that essentially drove the American automakers to make drastic changes to their cars. If the U.S. government would have allowed them to make 500HP fire-breathing V8s that went 0-100mph in 5 seconds and got 5 mpg, they certainly would have. But instead, they neutered their offerings but allowed for a substantial aftermarket industry to essentially make up the difference and give the cars “muscle” again. And regarding the Grand National and GNX, with a turbo 3.8L V6, it may have only produced 200-245 HP (depending on year), that was just a knob turn away from doubling that output (albeit, probably not reliably).

As was stated earlier, by today’s standards, cars of the ‘80’s are terrible… All of them, zero exceptions, they are horrible examples compared to any of today’s offerings.

However, nostalgia is very real in car culture and we love these “pieces of crap” unconditionally. I would love to have an old square body Silverado and box Chevy Caprice Classic sitting in my driveway for no other reason than the fact that my family had them when I was growing up. I spent my childhood riding in the back seat (without a seat belt or car seat) jumping around wrestling with my brother on the way to the beach… 🙂 #goodtimes.

We can only hope that the next generation will look back on the cars of this era with the same affection. #reflections.