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Racing Without Limits: How Just Hands Is Redefining Motorsports for Drivers with Disabilities

“Motorsports is one of the only sports that makes everyone equal—no matter what appendages you use to drive.” That powerful statement from Torsten Gross, co-founder of the Just Hands Racing Foundation, sets the tone for a conversation that’s as technical as it is transformative.

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In this episode of Break/Fix, we’re joined by three remarkable racers: Torsten Gross, a C6 quadriplegic and passionate motorsports advocate; Matteo Fontana, a C6/C7 quadriplegic and longtime GTM member; and Tim Horrell, a GT4 BMW driver competing in the SRO GT America Series. Together, they share their journeys from life-altering injuries to life-affirming laps on the racetrack.

Each guest recounts the accident that changed their life – and the resilience that followed:

  • Tim Horrell was injured in a single-car accident at age 21. Despite an incomplete L1 spinal injury, he regained partial mobility and now races professionally.
  • Torsten Gross broke his neck in a shallow dive in The Bahamas, was clinically dead for two minutes, and came back with a mission: to live fully and race fiercely.
  • Matteo Fontana suffered a spinal injury after diving into a wave in Ocean City, Maryland. After years of therapy and determination, he returned to motorsports with a hand-controlled Audi TT.

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These racers didn’t just survive—they thrived. From marathons and scuba diving to skydiving and international travel, they’ve embraced adrenaline and adventure. But motorsports remained a shared passion, and each found their way back to the track:

  • Tim rediscovered his competitive edge through DEs and track days, eventually earning his racing license.
  • Torsten received a track day gift from his wife and never looked back—he now races an E92 M3 and founded Just Hands Racing.
  • Matteo was coaxed back into racing by GTM’s own Crew Chief Eric, reigniting a lifelong love of cars and competition.

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Synopsis

This Break/Fix episode features a discussion with Torsten Gross, a C6 quadriplegic and founder of the Just Hands Racing Foundation, along with fellow racers Matteo Fontana and Tim Horrell. These guests share their personal stories of becoming disabled through life-changing accidents and how they overcame these challenges to pursue their passion for motorsports. The episode highlights the unique modifications and hand control systems that make it possible for quadriplegic and paraplegic drivers to compete on equal footing with able-bodied drivers. The conversation also explores the mission and operations of the Just Hands Racing Foundation, aimed at providing opportunities for disabled individuals to experience performance driving. The speakers express gratitude for the support from various organizations and individuals and emphasize the importance of inclusion and understanding in motorsports.

  • Let’s talk about each of your accidents, and how it changed your lives. 
  • While these accidents changed your lives, it didn’t stop any of you from pursuing speed and physical activities. What kinds of hobbies have you both been able to maintain over the years?
  • What drove you to motorsports? What was your path like?
  • Let’s talk about the different kinds of hand controls and vehicle setups and the lack of standardization and all the modifications to consider (locking down legs, fire suppression, entry/exit, seats)
  • Motorsports with hand controls, the challenges (passing signals)
  • The Just Hands Racing Foundation, what is it about, services it provides, who qualifies to drive. How have drivers reacted to the experience? 
  • What does Just Hands Foundation look like in 1-5 years? 
  • How can we help? – Are there ways that the able bodied community can work with, contribute, share in the JHR experience?

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] BreakFix podcast is all about capturing the living history of people from all over the autosphere, from wrench turners and racers to artists, authors, designers, and everything in between. Our goal is to inspire a new generation of petrolheads that wonder How did they get that job or become that person?

The road to success is paved by all of us because everyone has a story.

Crew Chief Eric: Few, if any sports give people with disabilities, the opportunity to compete with the rest of the world. Yes, we’ve seen skiers, marathoners, basketball players, and a myriad of others. But unfortunately for these athletes, they are held to a small group that they can compete against.

And in our world of arrive and drive track days and racing schools, the overwhelming majority is just standard pedal cars. That being said, the Just Hands Racing Foundation was developed to give anyone who uses hand controls to drive, usually people in [00:01:00] wheelchairs, the opportunity to get on track with an instructor.

And joining us tonight is Torsten Gross, one of the founders of the Just Hands Racing Foundation, who is a C6 quadriplegic, along with GTM er Mateo Fontana, a C6 C7 quadriplegic, whom many of you have seen at the track racing his hand controlled Audi TT 3. 2 Quattro, as well as special guest Tim Horrell, GT4 BMW driver from Fast Track Racing, part of the SRO GT America series.

to discuss the world of racing from their unique seating positions. So welcome to break fix gentlemen. So let’s go around the horn and talk about how you all got into the situation you’re in. Let’s talk about your accidents and how it changed your lives.

Tim Horrell: Go ahead Tim. I was hurt in a car accident when I was 21.

Happened in my home like up near Pennsylvania where I’m originally from. Single car accident happened on the street. Long story short I guess where they were doing construction on the road. Weeks before they were [00:02:00] paving and all that and that night when I was coming home from I wanted to go out and visit my dad.

And then when I was coming back to go live with my mom, because I live, I was living with her at the time. So I was going back to my mom’s house. There were no more construction trucks or anything. And I had like this car that I love. It was my first car that I bought with my own money. It was like a 2010, um, Hyundai Genesis Coupe.

The track model was like for 30, 000. It was like 300 horsepower. It was like perfect. I had that car and I loved that car. And I was coming home from the store that night with it. Just wanted to be out and drive the car. It was a nice night. I saw no more construction workers or any things. I just wanted to have a little bit of fun with it.

And little did I know they weren’t completely finished there and there were no signs in a certain area. I ran over a spot in the road where they were still doing construction and they lost control of the car. Long story short, like this is where they put me in a wheelchair. What’s your injury level? My injury level is like an L1, like a lot lower than yours for sure.

I was, I guess, blessed in that sense, like, that it wasn’t a complete injury. It was incomplete, and it took me, like, a long while, like, I think it was six [00:03:00] months before, like, I could really start to regain, like, movement back, any kind of movement back. To get me to where I am today, primarily use a wheelchair, and then I also can use, like, a walker to walk, just for shorter distances.

Well, I’m beyond blessed that I was able to get back what I did get back.

Crew Chief Eric: So if we walk back in time, Torsten is the next one. And then Matteo, we’ll go after

Torsten Gross: July 11th, 1994. I went to the Bahamas Dover in the ocean where it was only three feet deep, but because the water was so crystal clear, the sun beat down on the ocean and magnified it looked about seven feet deep.

So I did a deep water dive instead of shallow water dive, broke my neck, 36 pieces drowned and was dead for clinically for two and a half minutes. Resuscitated under a semi circle of onlookers. And. I was brought back to life and I could see them pinching going up to my shoulders saying, do you feel this?

Do you feel this? And I smile and I go, I’m not getting up from this one. Am I? That was the minute I think everyone knew I would have a sense of humor about it. You asked Eric, you know, how does it change my life? I’ll say that, uh, it’s going to sound weird, but it’s the best thing that could have ever [00:04:00] happened to me.

I personally don’t feel the need to have to walk. I have a great wife, great life. I get to race cars. I get to do a lot of other sports. The only things I can’t do is walk up a curb. I get a lot of kind of the same faces when I talk about my accident. I’m like, well, it’s actually not that bad. Yeah. We all go through some struggles, but for me, it was, I know it’s a hurdle in the road.

Now I can’t do hurdles anymore, but yeah, it is what it is. And that, that was my accident.

Matteo Fontana: Mine happened in. 1981, right after high school graduation, I went to the beach, Ocean City, Maryland. It was early in the morning. Big wave was coming and I said, I’m going to dive through it. I dove through it. When I got under it was going to come out the other end.

Like you see a bunch of people do that at the beach. The timing was a little off and the wave hit me in the back of the head, snapped my neck, changed the angle of where I was diving. Then I hit the bottom and it snapped again. From then on, it was a C6, C7 injury and I was paralyzed [00:05:00] from the neck down, almost drowned.

A friend of mine pulled me out, but it was after a while I was getting kicked around by the waves and I couldn’t do anything. I mean, I was trying to tread water and the more I moved my arms, the less movement I got. I was losing all my arm movement. When I got on the beach, similar to you, Torsten. I couldn’t feel anything.

I could move my shoulders, but I felt like I had been run over by a Mack truck. I couldn’t breathe, I was spitting out water, all that. Fast forward, I got a experimental surgery done. Once they stabilized me for about three weeks, they moved me to Washington, D. C., to Georgetown, and I had a experimental surgery.

That actually kind of work didn’t work right away, but I started to get some feeling back. That was the first thing that was coming back gradually. And then after that, the first thing I moved six months later was my big toes. Everybody was jumping up and down for that because they were saying [00:06:00] that there was a connection from here all the way down to your feet, which is important.

I think it took me about two years before I came home and I did a lot of physical therapy. I was able to walk. a little bit by the time I got home, but I did the rest of it by myself. I was determined. I said, you know, I got this far. I think I can get more out of it. I gave up school for another two years, did eight hours of therapy a day, and then I ended up walking with one cane.

And that’s when the doors started opening up and ideas kept coming back into my head about things I used to do before, like racing and autocrossing and all those things. But then later in life, I guess age takes its toll on a spinal cord injury and it kind of comes back a little bit to haunt you. I used to use the wheelchair for long distance.

Now I use it More. I walk with crutches now, short distances, similar to Tim, and I use the wheelchair a lot more than I wanted [00:07:00] to, but it’s okay. It is what it is. I can still do a lot of things that I want to do. So life goes on. I think that’s what we’re here to talk about, that life goes on and you still get to do the things that we love to do if you really put your mind to it and make it happen.

Crew Chief Eric: And that’s. A perfect segue, Mateo. While these accidents did in fact change your lives, it didn’t stop any of you from pursuing speed or physical activities. So let’s talk about some of the other hobbies that you’ve been able to maintain over the years and things you’ve been able to do. So we’ll start with Torsten.

I think there’s some things that would shock people.

Torsten Gross: I’d always said I’m going to keep living life the way I would have if I didn’t have my accident. Being an athlete. So I’ve done things like 12 marathons in 12 months. I skydive, I ski, and I’m also the world’s only quadriplegic that is a rescue scuba diver.

Now I started tracking cars. To me, anything that tests my life insurance policy is something that I want to do. To my wife, Chagrin, [00:08:00] I definitely like adrenaline sports. No question about it.

Tim Horrell: I’ve learned from my accident that life is so fragile and life can change in a matter of a second. If you have anything that you want to do or pursue in life, then you really should take advantage of that and go for it.

Full steam ahead. I tried to go to the gym as much as I always could, like just before the accident because I live in the gym and that’s where I’m happy at. Also spending time with my dog, Mac, just living an active lifestyle as possible. I’m skydiving as well. I don’t feel like because you got hurt and because you got kind of humbled in a way and showing that you weren’t invincible because I guess that’s how I felt when I was younger when I got hurt.

I got hurt when I was 21. I kind of felt like I was invincible at the time, like nothing could hurt me, nothing, anything. And then I got like a really humbling experience that happened to me that taught me that life is fragile, but also at the same time, if you have something, a passion that you really love or something that you really want to do, you

Crew Chief Eric: should definitely

Tim Horrell: push to the limits to pursue it.

Crew Chief Eric: Mateo, if you say you did skydiving as well, I’m at a loss. I’m not brave enough to do that, to have somebody kick me out of the [00:09:00] side of a plane. So if we fall down and we break our

Torsten Gross: legs, it doesn’t really matter

Crew Chief Eric: to us.

Matteo Fontana: Well, actually, you know, after these two guys talked about their stuff, I don’t know. I didn’t skydive.

But it’s not too late, right? Maybe I’ll have you, Torsten, take me out. You don’t have to do much. You just have to scream on the way down. I may have to put on my plastic underwear too, but anyway.

Crew Chief Eric: But you did go autocrossing though. You did go into motorsport and you drove a manual transmission vehicle. I mean, that’s pretty surprising as well.

Matteo Fontana: I was told I would never drive again. You know, I remember getting in my car and it was a stick. I told my dad, don’t get rid of it, but in the garage, you know, I just kept getting in it. And trying and trying and trying. One day, my dad said, you know, we should take it out in a parking lot. You should just try and drive it.

I really thought I could. And I did. And then I went and took some tests also because I didn’t want to be a [00:10:00] danger out on the road, but I was able to drive again, stick and autocross. stick. Later in life, I moved to hand controls as well. Cause like I was saying, the aging process takes over. I always enjoyed swimming.

I didn’t get into any marathons. I always would swim laps. That was really good for my back, my upper body, as well as my lower body. I would be able to kick with my legs some, but they would get tired, but then my upper body would take over. I did scuba dive and I did learn how to do that in Hawaii. With my wife, I did a lot of traveling before having my daughter.

We just went everywhere and did a lot of stuff that I thought I’d never do, like climbing into a gondola, the seas moving and trying to get on this thing. And, and I did that. We went from a big boat onto a small boat in the middle of the ocean in the Island of Capri to go see the Blue Grotto. And I had a bunch of Italians look at me like, you’re crazy.

You’re barely walking and you’re going to go from one boat to the other in [00:11:00] the middle of the ocean. All they did was put them up side by side, but there was like a 12 inch to maybe two foot gap between the two boats with my two canes, trying to get across it and my wife was picturing me with one leg on one boat and one leg on the other, but it didn’t happen.

It, it all worked out. I just try to always enjoy life to its fullest. Not let this accident stop me. That’s for sure.

Crew Chief Eric: So now we’re going to talk a little bit more about everybody’s motorsports background. Mattel was heavily influenced by my father, who is a nationally recognized first solo, autocrosser, et cetera, and influenced by the family to get into motorsports.

I’ve spent countless hours talking to Mattel and he’s being modest tonight. He is a petrol head through and through. I mean, he has loved cars from an early age, so I’m just going to kind of leave it there, but I want to talk to Torsen and Tim about what got you guys into motorsports and what drove you pun intended into motorsports

Tim Horrell: definitely was like a couple of years after my accident, having to like learn [00:12:00] life all over again.

At the time I was a electrician. Working for my family business, I had hopes maybe of going to the Marines or something like that. Obviously when the accident happened, everything I knew about life had changed and I had to go about it and do things differently. My love for cars, like I said, was always there before that.

The Genesis Coupe that I got and it just was something that I didn’t know that I could incorporate more into my life. After accident, but I learned that I could get more out of it than just owning a car or something per se. And because I love the speed, obviously, and it got me in trouble some ways and a part of it may have got me, you know, it did.

I can be honest. It got me to where I am now today. A lot of like what got me into racing is. Cause it helped me find my competitive edge again, something I lost when I got hurt. Cause I played baseball, I used to run a lot. When I got hurt, like a lot of those things, I was like gone. I couldn’t do any of them anyway.

So I was just talking with people that would just help kind of put me in the right direction. And it was actually the therapist that was at McGee. It was, I went [00:13:00] down to the center of city, Philadelphia. That’s where I was for my rehab. She had said like, well, what, what drives you in life? What makes you happy?

And I love cars. Like, I love that. And she’s like, well, what can you do with cars? And I didn’t really know at the time but I looked more into it and joined like the Porsche Club and first just doing DE events, meeting different people within there and like the red or black students who I thought were like the best in the world when I was a green student.

Just to see like that I could still do this and enjoy it like just to see where I could go with it. And then from there, I went into the chin motorsports, like just track days. And I met the late Jim pace, who’s the real one who really, I can credit a lot of really got me into racing. I had a GT three at the time was driving that car on track days.

And he’s like the speed, this thing’s going, it’s just, it’s not safe. And the way you’re doing is that you need a proper race car. You should getting into racing and learning more about that. And that’s really what got me into racing that I could be as competitive as I wanted to be. Cause I was like, I said a very competitive person.

So it kind of helped me [00:14:00] find that again, the competitive edge when I’m out there and I’m racing other people, no one really knows I’m hurt or no one really knows anything like until they see me in victory lane.

Torsten Gross: I’m going to be the outlier of this group and say, I’m not a gearhead. I personally still think that there are a lot of mice and gerbils that run really fast in order to make my car go quickly.

Because if you were to ask me if there’s an engine in my car, I would shrug my shoulders and say, maybe, because I really don’t know what’s inside of a car. I just know that I know how to drive one. And I say that because having been pulled over 36 times before I was 30 years old, three of them going over 125 miles an hour and only getting two speeding tickets in my life.

One of them being 65 and one of them being like around 75. And that is you pour water on your lap and say you’re handicapped and couldn’t find a handicapped bathroom. That gets you out of a lot of tickets really quickly. I’d always loved driving fast and I was never really one though, to think that I could get into motor sports.

You know, having had an accident of 15, it [00:15:00] was just not something that was in my sphere of understanding when we moved up here, right outside of Lime Rock, my wife had given me for our anniversary, a track day gift. The funny opposite side to that is she handed me a track day gift. I handed her in return.

motorcycle lessons. So we’re kind of perfect match for each other that we didn’t know we were giving that to each other. And that’s what we got each other for our anniversaries. That’s how I got into motor sports. Tim, just like you for me, all these sports that I’ve done in my life and I get it that I can say I’m the first and only in the world of doing this or did 12 marathons in 12 months.

All these accolades are great, right? You know, that’s sure. I get the inspiration comment all the time, which I think is BS, but whatever it is, what it is. The thing that bothered me always is that I could never compete equally with anybody. And so if we were to go skiing together, we’d never be in the same division.

Not even everyone on the phone here, right. Or on this call would be in the same division. Cause we’re all different from an injury level, from a function [00:16:00] level and all that. We wouldn’t be marathoning in the same division. We wouldn’t, nothing would be the same. And most of my friends can walk. So I’d never be in the same division as them, except for exactly what Tim said.

No one knows that I’m in chair when I’m on the track and I leave my chair in the paddock. It stays there until I come back. And then it’s always that moment of, wait, that was you, you know, and it’s that smile of yes. And by the way, you paid way too much for your Ferrari. You might want to get some racing tires on there because I’m beating you, which is always very annoying, but luckily I’m in a chair.

So they will not punch me in the nose. When I make a comment like that, I’m still on my journey of understanding motor sports and understanding what’s in the car. But I’m doing everything, not just for myself now, but you know, we’ll talk about in a minute, just hands to me. A passion isn’t something that you find and then you have to do yourself, but you have an obligation to share with others.

And so I knew that this was a passion when I realized I don’t just want to buy a race car for myself. I need to buy another one to have other [00:17:00] people do it too. And that was the moment I realized I might not be a gear head, but I’m definitely into motor sports. And I think it’s okay to not be both. I think it’s very intimidating in the sport.

To have to know everything about everything inside of the car. And I don’t think that that’s necessary. I think you need to know a lot about the car, building the sport and growing the sport also has to be with people like me that are not just a gearhead and just want to tinker, but. Want to understand what great driving’s like.

That’s what Just Dance also teaches, but we’ll get into that in a minute.

Crew Chief Eric: Now, I know I put a pin in Mateo and I did that on purpose because there was a hiatus between when he was autocrossing and then now that he’s doing track events. And I think I’m partially to blame for bringing him to the track.

And I will say this, I took him for a ride in, I don’t remember which car it was, one of them. And I said to you, you’re either going to love this or you’re going to hate it. That was, I think that was all I said. And then we went out on track. You love it. Why? And what really brought you to the track?

Matteo Fontana: Let me drop back.[00:18:00]

I think what drove me to it is I left something out of my story at the beginning. Before the accident happened, I was always a car guy, a petrol head. On the weekend, I used to pull the engine from my car, rebuild it, put it back together. And have it back in their race and do all that fun stuff. What I remember is that yes, I was going to go to college, but my overall goal was always to have my own, an auto shop that would build race cars for people.

So the love of race cars was always in me from a young age. I used to live in Italy in a city called Modena. We lived very close to the Ferrari factory, so I used to hear it. While I was playing with my little Matchbox cars on the balcony, I could hear them testing the Ferraris on the racetrack. And then, later on, I would watch rally racing.

And go to the rally races. Got the juices flowing in me from a [00:19:00] young age. So then after my accident, once I got better, I was never completely better. I started working on my cars again, modifying them. A car was never mine until I put my own signature on it. And then together with Eric’s dad, we used to do that on the weekends all the time because we had to work on during the week.

But on the weekends, we’d get together and say, Oh, I Got a new set of shocks. Let’s put them in. I’ll come over, you know, whatever. He got me into autocrossing and then I don’t know. I think I let the work take over and life took over and I shouldn’t have been too busy, but I was too busy and just stopped racing and I never should have.

But Eric’s the one who got me into it. I sat in his car and he took me around the track. He kept bugging me. You need to come out to the track. You need to come back out to the track. I finally went one day and he was out there, went for a ride in his car. Of course, when I got back, you know, [00:20:00] my wife was waiting for me.

My smile was probably all the way up to my ears because, you know, the adrenaline Eric got me going. And and then I was like, I got to do this. I got to do this. After that, it was history. I got back into it and Eric got me going and then he kept saying, Are you going to come to this event? Are you going to come to this event?

I better see you out there. It’s only an hour from your house. You don’t have any excuses. Now I’m here. Now I’m in. I’ll probably stop when I’m 80. Maybe

Crew Chief Eric: I think the best part of that was he shows up at his first DE at a station wagon. And then the next one, the conversations between that event and the next one where I’m buying another car, we’re buying another car for the track.

I got to find a track car. And then he settles on the Audi TT, which is a great choice for you. It’s a great car altogether, but to make both of those cars viable for the track, they had to be modified. People may not know listening to this, that there are different kinds of hand controls and vehicle setups.

Each one of you probably have different variations on a theme. There’s a [00:21:00] lack of standardizations. There’s tons of other mods to consider. I want to kind of dive into that. I want people to understand how it works. They’re probably scratching their heads going, how are you guys driving on track with just your hands?

How does this work exactly?

Torsten Gross: Cause as we were putting together the foundation car, this was one of the biggest issues that there is no standardization. There are three main ways of driving. One is you steer with your left and you give throttle and break with your right. Another is you steer with your right, give throttle and brake with your left.

And then there is a version of what’s called the Guido Simplex, where it is all integrated onto the steering wheel itself, where you push a ring. You can pull a ring, but it’s all integrated into the steering wheel itself. Those are the three main versions. Now there are always offshoots onto all of those that are versions of each.

Those are kind of the three main ways of thinking about hand controls.

Crew Chief Eric: So I’ve seen Tim’s car and there’ll be pictures in the [00:22:00] follow on article of that. I’ve seen my tail’s car, which is a drive by left hand. And the Guido Simplex is what Alex Zanardi uses in the Le Mans car.

Torsten Gross: Tim, you drive with steering on the hand, on the wheel itself, right?

Tim Horrell: Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say like, so the, my throttle ring, it’s kind of like a Guido Simplex on the front of the wheel, but it’s like Kempf, it’s K E M P F. I control the car with my thumbs, kind of just pushing the thumbs where I can grab behind the wheel and shift with the paddles, which allows me like, I’d never done autocross.

I’ve seen, I’ve seen, it looks very fun, but the kind of racing I do, like the road racing, like you could be going around a corner at a hundred plus miles an hour and have the car like want to step out on you. So I wouldn’t feel comfortable doing it with not both hands on the wheel. Whereas, like, for autocrossing, I don’t, I’ve never done it, so I can’t say, but I would maybe feel comfortable driving, like I drive my truck, it’s like a push pull system.

So it’s like the ring around the inside of the wheel, I push towards the wheel, like, with my thumbs for gas, and then there’s a brake on the right hand side, that’s mechanical, that I push away from me. For the break. So the only [00:23:00] time I have my hands off the wheel in theory is only when I’m coming into a breaking zone.

Matteo Fontana: I’ll say mine’s called a rock throttle. It’s similar to a push pull. You push the brake and I have the hand controls on the left, hold the steering wheel with the right. It’s mounted so close because the throttle comes upward. And so I have my hand on the throttle that I pulled back to throttle and push in for the break.

The way it’s. Positioned I keep a thumb on the wheel. I can help myself hold the wheel. I make it work I didn’t realize there were versions like you all lyrics which are obviously nicer. I feel like I’m pretty safe I wouldn’t do it if I wasn’t safe the way I do it works fine for me the bad part I mean with hand controls, you can never flag somebody by by putting your hand through That doesn’t work.

You got to use your turn signal. That’s the only way.

Torsten Gross: No, true. Don’t say that. These are myths that bother me because these are the [00:24:00] reasons why people start saying that people in chairs can’t do HPDE, that it’s not safe. And we don’t want to do the blinker version. And Audi, by the way, love them because I do love the blinker version.

So I did Audi NEQ. I’m here in the Northeast, they’re absolutely fantastic. And every other sanctioning body that I’ve been with does point buys. Fine, I’ll do a point buy and we can talk about how I do that in a minute. But when I went to Audi and EQ, I was really happy to see that they did blinker version like everybody in Europe does.

It’s the right thing to do, but there’s so many myths to people driving in chairs that we can’t do certain things that I have had enough arguments to say that I can get on the track. Because I can be equal and I can do what you do and I can do it just as safely, so let me on

Matteo Fontana: by all means, Torson. I wasn’t saying that I couldn’t do it.

I am doing it with the turn signal, but they didn’t want the point by I have done as well. The problem is with the way my hand control works. [00:25:00] When I do a point by my hand controls on the left, and I do a point by I stick my hand out the window. That means I let go of the throttle. So I’m slowing down and the people behind me don’t like it because they don’t see me slowing down.

That’s the only thing. If I use the turn signal, it’s business as usual, and nobody knows anything different. But the point buys, right? Are a little bit harder with the way my hand control works

Torsten Gross: before we talk about point by though eric I think you’re well, you’re bringing up those a valid question about hand controls And I think europe does it way better than we do where?

They have the majority of their hand controls are right throttle and brake and left brake Drive. And here it’s 70 percent left throttle and brake and right steering. However, within the last three years to five years, I think it is, the majority of people are being taught, are taught now to drive with their right hand.

And steer with their left, which is a fundamentally better way of driving anyway, because of lack of fatigue and [00:26:00] how you’re positioned in the car and where your face is pointing when you’re looking in the car, driving with your left hand way more efficient and you can rest your hand more. Both of your arms more and the way it positions your body, it positions it into the car versus out of the car in this country.

Unfortunately, we don’t have the standardization. Now I’m wanting to say, if you find what you’re good at, stick with it. I never want to change anybody’s drive pattern before they get onto the track. Well, for our foundation, we actually have left and right hand controls because I didn’t want anybody showing up to the track and going, Oh, you’re left throttle.

Well, you know, you’re about to go 110 miles an hour, but can you do it with your right hand first? There’s no version of that story that turns out well for anybody. We worked with the manufacturer to actually put in both, so that somebody could be comfortable on the track. It was a very hard thing to do.

Now that’s not normal. You only usually have one or the other, whichever one you are most comfortable with. We thought to have kind of an arrive and drive system, [00:27:00] that would be the right thing to do.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s funny you mentioned steer with the left and do the functions with the right, because that’s the same dynamic as if you were driving a manual transmission car, right?

It’s the grip of death with the left arm as you’re changing gears and taking one arm off of the steering wheel. So to me, I think if I was in your guy’s position, that would seem more natural. You’re now in an automatic and my right arm needs to do something. Let me control the throttle and the brake that way.

And you know, it makes passing easier, all this stuff that we’re going to talk about, but I think we need to take this a step further and I’m going to look to Tim to the way his BMW is built. It’s not just hand controls, it’s the rest of the modifications. So in SRO, There’s some races that are longer, maybe you’re doing driver changes, you know, depending on the stint and depending on the series that you’re in and things like that, well, let’s talk about locking down your legs, about spire suppression, getting in and out of the car, especially if you have, you move up to something with a roll bar or a roll cage, how does all that work for you in the BMW?

Tim Horrell: Something that the serious definitely wants to see [00:28:00] before they let you out there and race their number one concern with anything is safety for any driver. They make sure you get out of the car. Like I said, I can walk with a walker. So I do have like limited use of my lower legs, my knee down. I really can’t feel or move anything, but I still have the ability to move my legs enough to, and then use my upper body, like to lift myself out of the car.

When you get out of the car, if it’s an emergency, like I could just get out of the car and throw myself on the ground and push away if I had to. I don’t know for HPDE, they never asked me to get out of the car like that.

Torsten Gross: I did it because I want to go racing and I’m doing skip bar racing school next week and all that kind of stuff and I got my SCCA license and I wanted to make sure because I’m chest down.

I wanted to make sure I could get out and so we put a mattress on the ground. And I’ve got a roll cage, I’ve got fire suppression, I’ve got a removable steering wheel, all that kind of fun stuff, six point harness, and I strap my legs down because, you know, when you’re hitting G forces going around turns one, you don’t want it to hit the steering wheel or break, but to like anybody, even able body, you want to be one with the car, right?

You want no [00:29:00] movement whatsoever. So I locked down my legs, but then the question becomes, well, if I want to egress. That just adds another layer. I’m actually able to get out in six seconds. So I’ve now practiced it. Tear my legs, like tear the Velcro off, snap the six point harness, pop open the door, and I’m literally throwing myself out of the car.

I mean, I’m on the ground outside of the car. But I’m out of the car that I can do in six seconds. If I were to have to push fire suppression, maybe add another second or two. But we also put in heat sensitive fire suppression versus having to pull the trigger because my thought was if I’m ever going to get to an accident, that is.

Bad enough that needs fire suppression. There’s a good chance I’m not going to be conscious for that. So we did it with heat sensitive fire suppression that just goes on it. I forgot what the temperature is, but it’ll just start itself. So we actually figured out the whole system because I thought if I can’t get out, why even try and go racing?

I’m going to get stopped at some point. So let me curb my own enthusiasm as to what heights I can [00:30:00] get. But once I got out in six seconds. I was like, I can do this, right? And I’m a quad. So if I can do it a lot better, anyone else can do it too.

Tim Horrell: For sure. I mean, like you said, being one with the car officer, like they, my team made me like a seat that’s like really like custom since I, we don’t have a lot of atrophy in my legs.

So I can’t really sit in a normal seat and be comfortable. So my team made me a seat. Where it kind of like goes in between my legs as well and kind of keeps my legs apart.

Torsten Gross: And we

Tim Horrell: still haven’t mastered keeping the feet still. It was like you said, the G forces, like the feet move around. I don’t want it to be dragging on the brakes or something, or I would never be able to tell a difference.

I wouldn’t be able to feel. And obviously with the way my hand controls work, it disables the gas pedal. My one foot kind of goes off to the right on the dead pedal. My other foot goes in the gas pedal. It works that way and we use like tape at the moment. If I need to get out of the car, I showed the marshals and like the safety officials.

I can just rip my legs out or grab my legs and rip the tape and I can get out safely.

Torsten Gross: Yeah. I’m happy to show you, Tim. If you want some help, I’ll show you what I do. It’s funny you say that. When I got my first [00:31:00] car, when I got my race car, it’s an E92 M3. It’s actually a Lime Rock edition. And I raced at Lime Rock, so go figure.

But I get the car. The first thing I do is autocross. And they said, Just so you know, race breaks are really hard. Like you just got to jam on those things. They’re going to jam really hard. They’re going to stop the car really fast, but kind of hit them hard. And I’m going, okay, I can do this. I can do this.

So I get in the car, I’m all strapped up. I’m I’m doing autocross. My legs are just flying around everywhere, but I’m jamming on the brakes and I get home and my wife says. Why is your right foot so swollen? And I was like, I don’t know what you’re talking about. And I looked down and we looked back at the video.

My right foot slid under the brake and the whole autocross, I am jamming down on the brake and the brake pedal is going directly into the arch of my foot. And I broke it in two places. And that is the only exciting story I get to tell about me and like autocross or anything track going wrong. And that’s a lesson you only learn once.

I have to learn once, but that was the moment where I realized, [00:32:00] look, I was still able to stop and that’s fine, but I don’t want to test that theory again. But here we’re going to now start locking down my feet. In some pictures you’ll see on my website, I have one black shoe on and one white shoe. And that’s because the black shoe was the, after you go to the hospital here.

Do this to immobilize your leg. And my only response was I did that 27 years ago. I don’t need to immobilize it anymore, but I decided to wear the boot anyway. That’s why we strapped down our legs. I’m more than happy to show you what I’m doing and what we’re doing for different people. And if you can take some tips from a great, if not, you know, no worries.

Matteo Fontana: Totally wanted to ask you for that. You know, as I am getting worse, my legs move around quite a bit. I don’t have the strength anymore to like hold them in place, even on the dead pedal. Sometimes my foot will pop off of there when you’re going around a turn. The last thing I want to do is reach down there to try to move it.

You know, you need your hands to do the stuff that you do. So yeah, I would love to know how and [00:33:00] where you get the stuff to kind of set that up. Cause that’ll make me feel better and race better. You know, knowing that my leg is

Torsten Gross: secure. Yeah. No problem, Tim, I’ll tell you, you’ve got a little easier. So, and this is for people listening to that might be in chairs, two things.

One’s kind of a mid level and then one’s a more expensive, harder level. Easy level is I bought racing shoes and I bought OMP. I think they’re called first and they’ve got a Velcro strap. That goes around the ankle. I don’t actually close that onto my ankle because I don’t really need it, but I have a piece of Velcro that is kind of screwed down on the diamond plate.

That’s on the bottom of the car. And that just touches my shoe. When I get in the car, the corner worker needs to yank me out. It’s only about two inches worth of Velcro, but it’s very strong, strong enough that the G forces won’t rip that off. But. Not strong enough so that when a corner worker tries to yank me out that it’ll stop anything So that’s kind of the mid level very easy way of doing it The next level up though tim for you is you’re wearing a fire suit.

I’m six [00:34:00] foot five So i’m either gonna have to find a freakishly tall fire suit or i’m gonna have to have one custom made I haven’t gone down that road yet, but i’m terrified of the cost of what it’s gonna cost to I want to put Velcro on the outside of my legs so that I can then Velcro them to different parts of the car where I know my legs are going to be, because if you wrap your legs, meaning wrap them and strap them down, then it’s harder for a corner worker to pull you out.

But if you have one side of fire suit and then the other side on the car, that’s easy enough to tear off. But it’s, it’s strong enough to keep you in while you’re doing the G forces. So you might want to consider that Tim as well. Yeah.

Tim Horrell: Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Anything like for both of you, I guess, just the comfort’s the main thing and becoming one with the car for sure.

So it’s definitely something that’s worth looking into. Thank you. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: So being the lay person here, I had some thoughts listening to you guys. Cause my MacGyver brain is always working to your point [00:35:00] about the Velcro Velcro seems to be the solution in a lot of cases here. Yeah. But maybe modifying a pair of shoes to have the soles have the hook part of the Velcro.

And think about this in a passenger vehicle, right? HPD, you’re required to take out your floor mats and all that kind of stuff so they don’t slide around. So let’s say the bottom of your shoes had the hook part. You could basically stand your foot, let’s say your, your right leg up. That would be square on the ground and maybe have some fuzzy side of the Velcro fix the dead pedal, and then you’re hooked to the car, basically putting yourself in there with these special shoes that you’ve modified, like something like that, to your point, maybe more of a lower budget idea, not strong enough that if somebody needs to rip you out a car, you need to rip yourself out.

That you could make those mods. So something to think about there, get creative. But I think Velcro is the answer at the end of the day.

Torsten Gross: It’s shoes and it’s knees as well. So your knees not moving that actually, because your knees are heavier than your feet, your knees will tend to, at least for a lot of the people I’ve seen drive will tend to move first, which then move your feet.

If you can [00:36:00] actually mobilize your knees first. It’s different for everybody. That’s the problem. So when we have people hop in the car, it’s a 20 minute to 30 minute conversation, kind of like when you go skiing or when you go biking, or when you quite frankly, even if you’re able bodied, when you get into a race car, you don’t just say, Hey, hop in this race car.

Good luck. You adjust all the straps. You make sure that the car is ready for you. You don’t just kind of say good luck with that. And that’s the same thing for us too, right? Tim’s going to be different than Matteo than me, but we’re all different

Crew Chief Eric: inside of a car. Two questions to add to this that people might be thinking as an example, when you’re in racing, especially, let’s say you’re a rookie, they put an X on your car.

So it denotes that you’re a rookie. Do they put anything special on your guys cars to denote that you do have a disability and to not mess and not to say not to mess with you, but it would be the worst thing in the world to door somebody or cause a shunt. And you’re like, Oh crap, I put them in a situation that was terrible.

They could have been easily avoided. Getting rid of the red Miss, do they make you guys mark your cars [00:37:00] appropriately or No?

Torsten Gross: I tell everybody that we are no different than anybody else on the track because if you think about, we’ve been driving on the street and we have the exact same license that anybody else does, so we get to drive just as well as anybody else does, or just as badly as anybody else does.

The fact that we use hand controls doesn’t make us any better or worse of a driver. It makes us a different driver, but I think why it scares people so much is because it is so foreign to them, to people that don’t do it. So because it’s different, it scares them. When in reality, I look at foot pedal driving and I go, that scares the living beep out of me because I wouldn’t know how to do that.

But hand control driving, it’s come so naturally to me because I’ve been doing it for so long that I’m a great driver just with my hands. I would feel weird if somebody were to say, well, use a disabled driver. To me, it’s um, we’re trying to normalize it. I 100 percent understand why you would ask that question.

And it makes sense. To me, what it is, is it’s not the disability. There needs to be a cutoff of [00:38:00] who can or cannot drive. Once you get to the point that you’re talking about where it’s, Oh, it’s a disabled driver, we should be a little more careful around that person. They shouldn’t be on the track because that means that they’re a quadriplegic that can’t use their triceps or they just don’t have certain function or their spasms are too bad and you know, it would be dangerous on the track.

They shouldn’t be on the track. So no matter what, it needs to be a safety conversation. First. Before anything, and I would say the same thing for somebody able body, if they have seizures or if they have any type of other issues that they can’t control, they shouldn’t be on the track either. No, they just put a big X behind me.

I mean, I don’t know, Tim or Matteo, they did differently for you, but I wouldn’t think they would have.

Tim Horrell: That’s when I started out in the amateur level racing, it’s just like HSR, SVRA, like pushup racing, things like that. I don’t remember anything on my car then, to be honest. Well, I think they put. Something on my car now at the professional level, it’s like a wheelchair picture and I didn’t really want it on the car.

They told me it [00:39:00] really wasn’t for the other drivers or anything like they say you’re safe enough, you’re good enough to race this level, but it’s more so so the corner workers know or something that this car has somebody. I wasn’t going to argue it is what it is at this point and or it’s just like when I pass people then at least they know they got passed by somebody that’s in a wheelchair.

It’s a point of pride. It’s a point of pride. That is perfect. That is perfect. I don’t really want it on the car. I don’t want people to know I’m in a wheelchair. But then if I’m going to be passing on the track anyway, then like, at least you’re going to know you got passed by someone in a wheelchair. So my

Crew Chief Eric: second question is for all of you guys and for all of you.

That I’ve also had experience driving a pedal car before your accidents. One of the questions that comes up a lot and came up even recently before we recorded this was what’s it like to break with your hands? Because your feet have a certain level of feeling and finesse, right? Especially if you’re running a clutch and, you know, heel, toe, downshifting, all this kind of stuff that you feel the pedals and you’re doing certain things and the pressure applied and how you trail break and threshold breaking and all that, what’s it like?

What’s it like braking with your hands? Do you have the [00:40:00] same sort of response or do you get the same sort of feedback from the brakes through your hands and went through your feet? I guess I should

Tim Horrell: mention too, like I also for training for racing, I’d also drive like carts, my coach William Pete’s his name.

He was hurt in a, um, carting accident in Brazil when he was like 18. Now he’s in his 50s, but he developed a whole hand control system on the wheel of a cart. So it’s kind of like a jet ski throttle on your left thumb and then like a crotch rocket or like a street bike master cylinder brake like on your right hand.

Keeping your legs in place for that compared to a car a lot easier. The sheer fact the more g forces, no seatbelts, nothing in a cart and just how more physically abusive it is to your body, it definitely is. It’s much harder than in the car, but it allows me to feel everything. So when, when I go to get in the car, everything’s slowed way down.

All my reaction times are quickened much, much quicker. The brakes are different and the car is the perfect part, but it’s still like the feeling aspects of it. Like I never really drove a car like at that limit, like with my feet. So it’s hard to, I [00:41:00] guess, answer that question fully, but in the car, like I have a lot of travel, I guess, with my brakes.

So I can get a lot of leverage on it as opposed to having just a little bit in a race car. As Torsten mentioned, it’s like a heavy break and I need to match my teammate’s break. He’s doing it with his feet. I’m having to put like 1200 PSI, 1100 PSI into all the heavy breaking zones on the track around the lap, but like the heavy breaking zones, I really have to like lay in a break and push hard, like 1100, 1200, 1300 PSI.

Like the biggest thing where. I struggle to, like, my teammate, Rafa Matos is my teammate, is just being able to not initially hit the brake, the initial threshold brake, but it’s just coming off the brake and carrying as much maximum speed to the apex as possible. That’s where I lose time to him still.

Like, I mean, within like a second of him, but still to carry, like, hit the brake, slow the car down immediately, like, enough just at first, but then trail off the brake while holding the hand with one wheel to carry the speed to get to the apex quicker, if that makes sense. Whereas like our apex speeds are the same.

We go back on power roughly at the same time. It’s just like, that’s the best part of me where I struggle. It’s just like [00:42:00] getting the car slowed down, I guess, efficiently enough. We’re still carrying enough speed to the apex. It’s something that I guess I’ve only learned with my hands. So I guess it’s hard to say what it would be like with my feet, but.

I mean, I drive also in sim racers. I, I don’t have any feeling in that break. I kind of raked it to where it’s kind of very similar to my car.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s okay. Nobody does it. You’re, you’re a good company.

Tim Horrell: I learned car like this way at the race BD, amateur racing, not professional, like to feel with my hand and to feel like when I get into the ABS.

I’ve made it work and still constantly trying to better myself.

Torsten Gross: For me, I play with where the hand controls attached to the brake stem. So depending on the track that I’m at and how hard I need to brake, I’ll either raise it and the higher up it goes, the faster it’s going to break in, right? Because then you only have to push down a little bit.

The further down it goes, the more travel I have in the break. There’s a guy that helps us out. He’s worked on a lot of cars. His name is Eric Harkrader. He’s been helping us transform the Just Hands car. As he should, he starts [00:43:00] using the hand controls just for fun. He comes back after about a week and he’s like, You have more control over the brake with your hands than I do with my feet.

And I was like, well, that’s interesting that you’re saying that somebody that knows a lot about cars because it is such a subtle move with your hand. It is easier than with your foot. And the third thing I’ll say is your hand eye coordination is faster than your hand foot coordination. So you have more sensitivity in your hands.

That you can use to kind of be delicate with your hand controls than you would with your feet. They’re very negligible changes or very minute changes between foot and hands. It took me a while to figure out trailbraking and how I can really trail break now I can do it. So my data is the same as anybody else’s data is like, you wouldn’t be able to see mine.

But I used to come off the brake way too fast, really fast. And then we lowered it down on the brake stem where it attaches. And now you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between me and somebody else. But it’s a very valid question. I mean, [00:44:00] very valid.

Tim Horrell: I have like a pedal box. That’s also mount on the floor.

So it’s not as opposed to like, I guess the hanging pedals like you might have Torsen,

Torsten Gross: right? Yes.

Tim Horrell: So I really can’t move where it’s mounted on the back of the brake pedal. I can’t move it at all. So it’s just that one. Since it’s a floor mounted pedal box.

Torsten Gross: Okay. You just gave me another problem to solve. So sweet.

Another weekend, not talking to my wife. That’s

Crew Chief Eric: great. Well, to your point, Torsten, if there was some sort of thing that you could add, that would work on either hanging pedals or floor pedals, where you could add it to the back of the pedal and say, bolt it on, and it would give you almost like an adjustable sway bar, you know, three or four points.

To mount your hand control, to change the leverage point, right? ’cause that’s what you’re doing is you’re changing that the angle to decrease or increase the leverage on the pedal, then that would work for either of these types of pedal boxes. Just that piece needs to be created.

Tim Horrell: It would have to be like strong enough to also withstand like 1300 PSI and and 1200 PSI press like lap after lap after that.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. Like a different story. But where actually hand [00:45:00] control brake on me down in like, um, Miami Homestead Speedway. Which was scary enough that break just like I guess there’s an aluminum part that’s to the pedal and that was like from four hanging pedals, but just wanted to go to the break and it felt like essentially like break was just hanging and dangling.

I feel like I lost my brakes and the pedal went to the floor. It doesn’t make sense. So it’s just something that even though my engineer, like I told him I wanted to race with this team and then basically they developed as quick as they could. And they made it as best as they could. It’s not the best for me, but I’m learning and still adapting to it.

For them, with the amount of time that they had to do it, it’s very good. Maybe my arm could be a little longer, I wish. Make it a little easier to push the brake pedal as hard as I push it, to maybe not fatigue as quick.

Torsten Gross: We’ll talk, because I’m actually chatting with BMW and with Weigel and like the people that do my hand controls.

And we have a conversation going where we can open that up for more. I’m not going to say R and D that gets a little too official to have some conversations where, what can we do? You and I have different functions. So I don’t have much finger function. You have full finger function. So you’re going to have a different control than me.[00:46:00]

Let me see how I can help. I would love to help you. Maybe it’ll help other people too. And that’s all I want to do.

Crew Chief Eric: See, it’s your guy’s version of pedal extenders. You know, we get the bigger ones to do heel toe. It’s, it’s the equivalent, right? But Matteo, do you want to chime in on what it’s like to break with your hands?

Matteo Fontana: Actually, I used hand controls later in life. I feel like for me, it’s a lot easier. It feels easier to break with my hands. I feel like I’m more accurate. Even my response time is faster than when I used to drive with my legs. I feel really comfortable with the hand controls. And now I’m inspired to go explore the system that Thorsten and Tim use, because I think it will definitely be a step up in what I’m doing.

And I think I could be even better.

Torsten Gross: Well, you should come up to the foundation. We’ll give you what you can, you can use our E92 and track our car and you can test them out.

Crew Chief Eric: That would be great. So Tim brought up something really important, 1300 pounds of pressure that he’s putting on that brake pedal to stop the car.

When you’re pushing with your [00:47:00] legs, is it the same amount of pressure? Is that the equivalent amount that you’re able to produce by stepping on the pedal? Or do you actually generate more force because more muscles are involved coming out of your shoulder, your lats, your tris, et cetera, by ramming down on that arm and pushing the brake pedal?

Is there really an equivalent same

Tim Horrell: brake pedal pushing? Like when my teammate pushes the brake pedal, the hand control moves, you can see it in our onboard video, just really only like how they mount on the pedal. And I guess it’s, it’s harder from my standpoint with the floor amount of pedals. It all depends on how long they make the bar coming towards me, how long I guess they make the horizontal bar and get me leverage, but I still have to push the pedal down as hard as him.

I guess you might say like, I have more. Feeling I may have quicker reaction time with my hand, because like Torsten was saying, your hand to eye coordination is quicker than your hand to feet. I’m doing it with less muscles than him. He has his whole glute muscle, his whole hamstring, his whole leg, which is one of the biggest muscles in your body.

I’m just doing with my shoulder and my tricep. That’s why I go to the gym a lot, like maybe five days a week, and it’s something that [00:48:00] To do at this level professional level where I’m trying to be as close as I can to an IndyCar driver is something that I have to like work on like day in and day in and day out like just not something I do for just a track weekend thing it’s something that like become my passion and I’m trying to push as far as I can and move as far as I can so if something requires me to get a little better on the brake it’s something that I still maybe have to learn or further myself into more time.

Crew Chief Eric: And I think to expand my question to clarify what I’m thinking is. Hopefully on the behalf of my listeners is, is it actually harder? Are you working more to break with your hands and your arms than you would be with your leg? Because when you drive a car to stop a car with your legs, it seems so simple, push the pedal car slows down, but I don’t know how much force I’m actually exerting on the pedal.

You guys are actually further back, right? There’s all the physics involved in this forces and distance and whatnot. So I’m wondering, are you actually working harder to produce the same amount of. Physical work

Tim Horrell: is on the hand control and how they’re mounted. [00:49:00]

Torsten Gross: That’s a hundred percent. Tim nailed it on the head.

Cause for me, the way my Vigil’s work, it’s kind of on a hinge. I’m breaking on a dime without really trying. I’m actually not even using my full arm. All I do is I lift my wrist. And that fully breaks it versus pushing full forward with my shoulder, my tricep. And so I readjusted my drive style from road driving to track driving in order to finesse it more, which I have a video on YouTube for those people who want to see that.

But I’ve changed my drive style because I wanted to get more detailed with my input and not have to exert energy because the biggest thing I was worried about was energy exertion. And Tim, I hear you loud and clear. When you go to the gym on the other side of this wall, you guys know what a tonal is, you know, that the workout machine that you put on the wall.

We got a tonal and I’m in there every single day. And I’m, I’m, you know, hand cycling all the time because from a fatigue perspective, walking or not driving is you exert a lot of [00:50:00] energy, you know, regardless of what appendages you use. I work out a ton as well, because Tim, to your point, weekend warriors is one thing I want to be more than that.

So I’m going to work out to the level that I want to be. Exactly.

Matteo Fontana: Torsten, for the gas, do you have a vacuum assist? Nope.

Torsten Gross: Have you ever heard of that? Yes, I have. No, mine, mine actually and Tim, we, we don’t bypass the gas. So there are two rods that attach to the brake and to the gas pedal. And when I turn gas, And push forward for brake.

And the reason for that was why I really like having it not bypass the pedal is one, I have a little more feedback. So the car is giving feedback into the gas pedal as well. So I’m feeling that in the gas when I’m turning. You don’t get that when you do drive by wire, when it just goes wired in. So that’s why I wanted that.

And number two, if something goes belly up on the track, I actually want a track worker to be able to drive my car and not have to think about flipping a switch. So if they pull me [00:51:00] out, what do they now do with the car? That is such an infinitesimal little example, right? Like, will that ever happen? Most likely never, ever, but it’s the one time where I’m not thinking about it or it happens.

That it will happen. We never plan for things we don’t plan for. So that’s why we left it there. Now, everybody can still drive my car. The foot pedals are active. Anyone can jump in and drive it and it wouldn’t be an issue for them. They actually wouldn’t know that it’s attached. But again, this is what fascinates me about this conversation.

In general about hand controls is that there are so many different types because of so many different disabilities, so many different people that have made it for different reasons for different cars, it makes it very difficult for a group like ours to get into this sport because we could have this conversation for the next eight hours, just the three of us talking about our hand controls going.

What do you do? Well, let me tell you what I do. Well, how can I help you? Well, you should help me doing this. That becomes very difficult. It’s fascinating to me. I

Matteo Fontana: kind of love it. I mean, my cars, both of my cars, they have two [00:52:00] different types of hand controls. And both of my cars can be driven normally with the feet because my wife drives my cars too.

Torsten Gross: Yep. You know, I wanted

Matteo Fontana: my hand controls to feel as natural as you would, if you were driving it with your feet. You know, I don’t want any delay or anything like that. That’s why I hesitated. I stuck it out as long as I could to drive with my legs. I wasn’t sure, but then, you know, I ran into this great hand control developer and he said, look, I’ll put you in a couple of my cars.

You can test them. I have different hand controls in each one and you see which one you like, but you’ll see the response time is no different than driving with your feet. He convinced me.

Crew Chief Eric: So I think we need to go back for a moment before we transition into our last segment and talk about maybe some of your guys pet peeves about being on track, especially with hand controls.

Like we briefly touched upon passing and how complicated that can be and turn signals and things like that. And, you know, there’s a few of us in GTM that have had the privilege of [00:53:00] coaching Matteo, myself included. To be honest, he’s so smooth that you can’t tell the difference. He’s a hundred percent, right.

He’s been doing it forever. And if you didn’t tell me and I just. You know, hopped in the right seat and be like, okay, let’s go. Let’s go. Obviously the challenge always occurs when you’re coming up on another car, offline passing, or giving somebody else a pass, I found it to be a similar and rewarding experience.

Like I had teaching a right hand drive car for the first time where I’m in the driver’s position and going, what do I do now? Which was awkwardly confusing. It’s like wearing your shoes on the wrong feet. You know, that kind of thing. I don’t want it to come across that way when you’re teaching, you know, somebody with hand controls.

It is exactly the same. The car feels the same. It reacts the same. It’s the drivers using different tools to get the car around the track. So that’s just a little bit of advice I’m passing on to any coaches that are listening to this. But I do want to go back and talk about some of your guys pet peeves, some of the challenges you’ve had coming up through the different programs and some advice for folks that want to get into this for the first time.[00:54:00]

Torsten Gross: Eric, can I just thank you first for putting it the way you just did?

Crew Chief Eric: And I say that

Torsten Gross: sincerely, because treating us as normal is kind of the MO here. I’ve seen way too many novices out there that what will they do right before they do a point by? They’ll jam on the brakes. Like, they’ll actually jam on the brakes hard, then do a point by because they’re like, well, I had to slow down in order to point them by because they needed to go around me.

Well, they’re not in a wheelchair yet. One of the worst things you can do, you’re on the line and there are people behind you and let’s just jam on the brakes. Well, I thought that’s what I was supposed to do. And you just put it right. That it might just be different, but only thing I can add to that, what you said, which I think was spot on is never, ever be scared to ask.

I think there’s such a stigma. about asking questions. Without asking creates assumption. I think the three of us now have all talked about how easy it is to break. I’m pretty sure that’s going to come to a surprise to most people that are [00:55:00] listening to this, that we have such finesse when we’re breaking how easy it is to use your hand controls.

If you’re in a wheelchair, that might come to a surprise to people because they’re not used to it. It’s because we’re making assumptions about other people. When we don’t actually know, I think it’s okay to say, I have no idea how you do this. Can you tell me, and guess what? I love to talk about it and I think it’s great.

And I want to show other people, and I want to hear about their experiences too, because just cause they use their feet doesn’t mean I can’t learn from them. Right. So I’m asking them about heel toe, because it means that I can learn how to hit the throttle while I’m braking at the same time, which is also why I chose my hand controls so I can rev it differently and hop into a different gear with a DCT.

So one of the biggest pet peeve is not asking questions, being too nervous to offend us. You’re not going to offend me. We’re not dainty little flowers. We’re not snowflakes that are going to melt, you know, when we get a drop of water on us. We’re there [00:56:00] that are going to race our cars and we’re going to try and beat you just like you’re going to try and beat us.

We’re going to gloat when we get off the track and we’re going to tell you how much better we are. It is the exact same. And so we’re not there to be treated any different. And I think that’s the biggest thing for me. When somebody wants to knock us down a peg and put a wheelchair symbol on the back of your car, I guarantee you that no track worker that is running toward a flaming car is going to look at the back of Tim’s car and go, well, guys, hold on a sec.

Because there’s a wheelchair symbol on the back there. So let’s open the door differently and let’s ask him how he’s feeling before we take them out. That’s not, you just pull somebody out. There is a woman named Kathy at SCCA who, she’s just really blunt with me. It’s great. And she’s like, no, here’s what we’re going to do.

And I’m like, okay, cool. There’s no difference. So I’d say my biggest pet peeve is not asking and making assumptions. And then the second thing is there’s a statement that works for a lot of minorities and that’s never for us without us. [00:57:00] So there are a lot of people that are creating things or trying to make rules for people in chairs.

Without people in chairs representing the conversation. And again, that is making assumptions for a group of people that they know nothing about. I haven’t been in a chair my whole life. I don’t expect anybody to know what it’s like to be in a chair. I can’t because I didn’t know what it was like to be in a chair.

As long as you have somebody sitting there and say, Tim, what do you think? And if Tim go, yeah, I agree. Or Mateo saying, no, I think that’s a little wrong. That, to me, is kind of where it should go.

Tim Horrell: I guess I understand what you’re saying with the stick in the back of the car. Like, it wasn’t something I asked for, and I just, like, kind of walked up to the car when they were putting them on, like, what are they going on there for?

And they’re like, oh, like, well, the Sirius wants it, and yadda yadda yadda, and I just, I was too busy, I guess, with other things and focusing on my driving in order to worry about it. It gives you five extra

Crew Chief Eric: horsepower with the sticker of the slalom. A

Tim Horrell: lot of competitors come up to me and like, they come up and they say, Oh wow, we, we think it’s great what you’re doing.

You’re still out there. You’re still loving, [00:58:00] still enjoying this passion. Like we’re enjoying it. You’re just doing it a different way. I don’t think anybody looks at it negatively or they definitely don’t like take it easy on me because it’s on there. They still bump into you or push you off the track because it’s professional racing, but it’s.

anything. I don’t really know if I have any per se, maybe because all the people I’ve been in the racing world and going up in the D world that just have just been so like equal minded on what we’re trying to do. This is the same thing we’re going to go fast on the track. So it’s, and everybody’s kind of embraced me with open arms.

So it’s, it hasn’t been really any negative towards me. It’s always been my happy, positive place.

Torsten Gross: You know, Eric, I feel like I’ve been, I’ve been a negative Nelly here. I do actually want to agree with Tim on this one. I would say if I’m looking at percentages, I’m talking right now about a small group of people that tend to be loud, you know, and HPD ease because they want to puff their chest.

Thinking that they are the best drivers in the world and that they know better. When Tim, to your point, especially in the pro ranks and, and all the way up there in those ranks, there has been nothing but [00:59:00] respect from people that are really good drivers that I know that have looked at me and been like, let’s just figure this stuff out.

And let’s make it work. If you’re gonna lose, you’re gonna lose. If you’re gonna win, you’re gonna win. I’d say more people that I respect are like that. It’s the people that I don’t respect that are weakened warriors that think they’re better than they are. They’re the ones who are trying to put the stiff arm up in the weirdest ways.

Tim Horrell: I guess that’s just normally that kind of mentality though. It’s just

Torsten Gross: It’s very fair.

Tim Horrell: And I mean, I thought they were the best out there too. And so I met some of the pro drivers that came in, like maybe to coach for the weekend. And they were like six seconds, five seconds quicker than them. When I saw that, I was like, well, that that’s what I want to do.

That’s what I want to be. I love

Torsten Gross: that.

Matteo Fontana: I gotta say that, you know, and I think the way I’ve been treated in life, I don’t feel like I’ve ever been treated any different than, than I was when I didn’t break my neck. But I also think a lot of times it’s on you. You got to make the people feel comfortable around you.

It’s also the way you act. makes people feel comfortable or uncomfortable around you, [01:00:00] or maybe I’ve just been fortunate as far as the car clubs with Eric and all the guys that are around him have always treated me equally and they’ve never made me feel uncomfortable. I probably would have nailed somebody with my wheelchair if they put a wheelchair sign on my car, you know, with the foot pegs or something, you know,

Torsten Gross: I

Matteo Fontana: don’t even think they ever thought of doing that.

Eric would probably say that would mess up the look of the car, you know, putting it just wouldn’t look right.

Crew Chief Eric: But that’s actually a great point. I bring that up because one of the things I want coaches to be mindful of, regardless of if you’re working with disabled people or other minorities or whatever, is never be patronizing.

That’s probably the bigger mistake you can make. Our jobs are to keep every driver safe. Hopefully they have fun. And at the end of the day, learn something. My guarantee has always been, I will make you faster and no ways ever asked for a refund before. And that’s the truth. I get in the right seat with you.

I’m working with you. It’s my goal to [01:01:00] adapt and overcome to whatever situation is presented with me. And as a coach, especially doing this for 10 years now as a DE coach and so on. You’ll learn a lot and you’ll learn it at a hundred miles an hour. Right? So for me, blue, purple Klingon in a wheelchair or not, it’s all the same.

We’re in a car, we’re learning something. We’re having fun. But I think that also segues us into how the Just Hands Racing Foundation is changing the way we look at folks in your situation. So I want to turn it over to Torsten to talk about the program, what you guys are doing, how you’re bringing out new drivers and things like that.

Torsten Gross: Yeah, I appreciate it. So our mission. started and still is by the way, it’s taken a little bit of a turn is giving anybody who uses hand controls as their daily driver the opportunity for performance driving. It’s that simple. People can say to me, yes, but you can bring your daily driver onto an HPD track.

Why can’t somebody in a wheelchair do the same thing? Well, my response is if something Does happen on a track for the one time that it does, we [01:02:00] can’t go to a friend and say, Hey, can I borrow your car for a week while mine’s being fixed? Right? No hand controls. It’s harder to go to Hertz or Avis and get a rental car.

So we tend to be a little bit more passive, I guess, or thoughtful about our everyday car in case something goes wrong. Cause again, we can’t get a replacement that easily. So we decided to buy an E92. And we decked it out so it’s fully stripped. It’s got roll cage, diamond plated floors for the straps to be able to go in.

Thanks to AMT, Mark over at AMT, we have fire suppression that he got us, which is amazing. HMS has given us almost all the safety stuff from seatbelts to helmet. And track comms, like they’ve been nothing but amazing to work with. I donated the seats to put in there. We have removable steering wheel. The removable steering wheel is one easier to get in and out for people who don’t know how to get in and out of a race car, but also we have a deep dish and a spacer, it brings it [01:03:00] closer to the driver, the steering wheel, because the closer you are to the steering wheel, the more you’re using your shoulders.

Versus using your arms if it’s straight out a bent arm always better than a straight arm. So the closer that the wheel is with a dish, the better you are as a driver. And also, if you think about it, you guys as able bodied drivers, if you have two hands on the wheel, you’re pulling into the turn, which means that you’re going in your back.

For us, we’re pushing into the turn. We’re pushing up into the wheel. So we’re using more shoulders and tries for a lot of the turn by making a deep dish steering will bring it closer to you. It removes a lot of fatigue. For that. So I very, very little fatigue at the end of a very long session, like an hour long session, the last thing for the car, we have dual hand controls, so we have left and right side hand controls.

So depending on what you are familiar with in your everyday driver, what you use, that is the hand controls that we will make active. Now, if you choose to use the other hand control, so if you’re left throttle, but you want to try right [01:04:00] first, we’re going to start you on autocross. I’m not putting you on a main track to learn how to do something that’s dangerous.

That’s like learning how to do stick shift for the first time ever, and then getting onto a track going 100 miles an hour. It’s inappropriate. So we get anybody out onto a track, and there are three different offerings that we have. One is HPDE, what we’ve talked about. So we join sanctioning bodies like Audi, any Q as CCA BMW car club, whomever, usually here at Lime Rock.

Cause this is where we started. Although we’re going to do East coast stuff very soon. And we get a novice slot. They are treated just like anybody else. They just happen to be in a car with a really cool livery on it. They’re treated just like anybody else would an instructor in novice group. That’s number one.

Number two is autocross. So those are people that might not be ready to go on to a track or somebody that wants to learn how to balance the car or somebody who just think autocross is more fun for them than HPDE is. Whatever their flavor, they then do autocross. And then the third [01:05:00] one is ride alongs. As a quad, I can tell you that there have been some sports where I just can’t participate in.

I didn’t want anyone ever to feel left out. So I thought, well, why don’t we throw somebody in the right seat that get them to experience it, even if they can’t do it. Because even sitting on the side seat gives you the thrill, not just if you’re driving, but also if you’re driving with somebody who will scare the crap out of you.

And so those are the three offerings that we have, which is really cool. And that is just hands.

Tim Horrell: Yeah, that’s awesome. I never really had that, or I never knew there was organizations like that, really, when I started to get into racing.

Torsten Gross: They don’t exist, which is the problem, Tim, and that’s why we started this.

Glad you said that, that you didn’t know it’s out there. It is for that reason that we started this, because it is so difficult to get in the sport. This is coming out of the mouth of somebody who, you know, races in SRO and has reached such high levels. You’ve had to go through more stuff to get into it, had more gumption to get into it.

You have the resolve to do that. It’s very difficult [01:06:00] for, you know, just everybody to go do that. So I give you credit for getting to where you are.

Tim Horrell: Oh, thank you. Thank you. But it’s something that I don’t want to take credit for because it’s something that so many people have helped me out along the way.

I’ve had great people, like, initially from my PCA, like, Reasons Outer Region, which is near Pennsylvania. I’ve had, like I said, the Leighton Pace help me get into racing, and then my karting coach, like, Willie Pete’s, like, like, I, I wouldn’t be where I am today without him. Because when I first got into a race car, it’s not like a street car.

It doesn’t talk to you, the tires don’t talk to you, the traction control, like, it says it’s on, but it’s not really on like a street car. The brakes are different. Everything feels different. And then like a card is the most close thing you can get like to getting all that feeling and really like improving your driving to the next level.

If you really want to be serious with racing and go to professional levels and, and like carding is like a great place to start and there’s options. Even for paraplegic people within carding as well. And just to get into the sport and if you just want a taste of it and just enjoy it, like a lot of people want to do, it’s good with [01:07:00] what you’re doing, I think, to really show people that that option’s out there for them.

Torsten Gross: If I may just tell a quick story, something that now has happened twice. I think it was you Matteo said you had a grin from ear to ear when you came off the track and I think that’s what everybody has and then I had a woman who came up to me and there’s actually now happened a couple times one very explicitly and one implicitly and she’s crying and she said you have to know two things.

One, he has not been mobile for too long, and now he’s on a racetrack. That means a lot to us, so thank you. But two, they had their 12 year old son there. And fathers to sons are heroes. They’re unbreakable, they’re unflappable, they’re unmovable. When he landed in a wheelchair, this 12 year old lost the hero status for his father.

They came to the track, it was the three of them. He gets off the track. The son kept saying, I want to be like daddy. I want to be a race car [01:08:00] driver. The wife had said, you brought back hero to my husband, something that my son had lost. It was that moment. I, first off, I was like, you got to walk away. I’m going to start crying.

But it was that moment that I realized seeing and experiencing this is just as impactful for the person that is in the wheelchair. As it is for those who are in the family and around the person in the wheelchair. And to have the son bring back a feeling that he hadn’t had before, because he saw him on track, meant so much to me.

We knew that after the second person who had told me that, two different experiences, we realized, We’re doing something that’s better than just getting somebody into a novice HPDE and experiencing a track. Although that is pretty awesome. I think we can all say that as well, but it’s bigger than that.

And it meant a lot to me. And so we realized we were on the right path. That’s awesome. Great story.

Matteo Fontana: I just wanted to know, do you need to have like track insurance for doing

Torsten Gross: what you do? So this is probably a bigger conversation than this [01:09:00] podcast, right? It’s a whole new podcast to talk about should you have it.

So we as a foundation have it. We have it both from a liability. We, we use Hagerty insurance for our track. Then the track has insurance and the sanctioning body has insurance. Then sign a waiver. So there is just like any sanctioning body that Audi would have to go through, you know, for liability and protection.

We do the exact same thing. Yeah. Not because people are in chairs, but because it’s the right thing to do. It protects them too. If something goes wrong with them, we have the ability to help them as well, which also the right thing to do. While I can talk about loss of property and say, that’s sad. I really don’t care about the car.

I care about the people inside the car, which is also why we went way overboard with safety equipment. We had said, let’s build a safe car and then make it go fast. Let’s not build a fast car and then add some safety to it, right? We started with the safety stuff. So the answer is yes, we, we definitely have insurance and I have it for my personal cars as well, track insurance.

Crew Chief Eric: So if Matteo wanted to [01:10:00] come up and drive the just hands BMW, how does he set that up? How does he make the arrangements? What does it cost?

Torsten Gross: So I’m going to change that to if he wants to and it’s going to be when he comes up and does the just hands experience. This podcast is going to remove any options.

So anybody listening, if you ask Matteo, has he done just hands? And he said, no, let’s give him some, uh, some flack for that. We work with the sanctioning bodies and we, I’ve looked at now the calendar, thanks to HPD junkie and, uh, looked at the calendar and said, what’s near us. Thompson, Lime Rock, Palmer. At some point, we’re going to be going a little more north, maybe down to Jersey 2.

Where can I get a novice slot? And so the way it works is, anybody who uses hand controls and has full triceps can drive the car, meaning they have to be able to transfer into the car. by themselves without a sliding board. So no aid. And that is because when you’re going through a turn, we all know you’ve got to be strong and you’ve got to be able to push through a turn.

There are quadriplegics who don’t have triceps. [01:11:00] That to me is proof that they don’t have enough triceps to go through a turn. And that stinks for me to say that they can’t do it. But it’s a safety conversation. It is not a pity conversation. The first thing we do is we have a conversation. I say, Mateo, tell me a little bit about your disability.

You know, what can you use? What kind of hand controls do you drive? What’s your experience? Once we get that down, what do you want to do? Do you want to do HPDE or do you want to do autocross or do you want to do a ride along? Once I figure that out, I then go and get a slot at what are the sanctioning bodies?

And a lot of them we already have. I then say, alright, on September X, come on up. It is 100% free. So you show up and we give you your Hans. device after Hans. I don’t care if it is mandated or not by the HPD. You have to wear a Hans. It’s just the right thing to do. We have a couple of helmets that you try on.

You then drive the car around the paddock for a little bit, just because every car is always a little different, kind of like you would do within the ride and drive car, see how the clutch works, you know, and [01:12:00] all that kind of stuff just for a little bit. And then you join the group, meaning you’re just like any other driver, you get your instructor, they come into the car with you and you are now ready to go.

So that is how he’s going to do it with just hands.

Crew Chief Eric: I heard it’s going to be at the October Emra event at Lime Rock there, Mateo.

Torsten Gross: Oh, that’s look, Corey, if you’re listening, we won a slot and that’s my birthday weekend. I think it’s October 16th. That

Crew Chief Eric: being said, what does the next one to five years look like for the just hands foundation?

I hear from a little birdie, some rumors that you guys might be going to spa.

Torsten Gross: So yeah, RSR, the big track to arrive and drive company that does Nuremberg ring and spa. And I contacted them and I showed them how easy it is to put hand controls in. And I connected them with the people that make my hand controls and how cheap it is to put that in.

And, you know, mathematically it takes two and a half rentals. For them to make their money back and you can actually [01:13:00] remove the hand control. So able bodied people would never actually know that they’re in there. So two and a half. So financially speaking, it works out perfectly for them. As long as they have two and a half people, which they will.

August 10th and 11th, I will be doing spa and Nuremberg ring. Which I am excited and terrified at the same time. I heard Tim wants to go with you. Yeah, that’d be pretty cool. They have a, a BMW M240 IR and they have a Golf R both, you know, massively track modified to be race cars to answer your second question, what’s the next one to five years, we’re most likely going to be working with a big racing school in this country to put in hand controls around the country.

We then also want to act as, I’m going to use the word consultants, and that is like we did for RSR. Here’s how easy it is to put them in. It takes five minutes to put them in or take them out. Here are the three things you need, and here’s how easy it’s going to be. And show different arrive and drive companies [01:14:00] around this country and maybe around the world.

I don’t want to get too big for our britches, but if we can create a just hands brand, that means that as we’ve proven here, there’s a lot of nerves about what type of hand controls are in a car and can I use them? And are they right? If you have a just hands kind of brand on it, you know what you’re getting when you go to different track.

When you have a just hands program, you’re getting either a right or left hand control or both. It gives people in chairs ease of saying, Oh, I’m not going to show up and it’s going to be something different. I’ve heard some war stories and I’m not going to say names or places where they’ve had really bad hand controls and people have left the school or the arrived drive because they didn’t feel comfortable.

And I think still having more cars that we can use in different places. So that’s kind of one to five.

Crew Chief Eric: So the big question for all of us able bodied folks is how can we help? Are there ways that we can contribute and share in the Just Hands experience? What is it you need from us? How can we be of service?

Torsten Gross: Oh, [01:15:00] I love that question because it’s so broad and big and, and we definitely need it. The first one’s money donations always help. And that’s whether it’s 20 or a thousand dollars or anything in between. It really doesn’t matter. A hundred bucks gives us gas for the weekend and whatnot. And so it’s a free, but that’s always number one, but I don’t count on that.

The other things they’re smaller, but they’re just as important. Are people going from the Northeast somewhere? So do they have an extra spot on their trailer where they can help trailer our car if we went to Watkins or if we went to New Jersey or VIR? Let us know if you have a spot. The second thing is, if you are part of a sanctioning body like an Audi or a BMW club or a PCA, give us a call and say we’ll give you a novice slot.

Whether it’s for autocross or for HPDE and come join in on the fun and just donate one of those. Those I think are the three biggest ones, money, trailing the car and giving us spots. We have so many reservations. We have [01:16:00] not done any publicity. We already have 70 signups within a month and a half. I don’t know how I’m going to fill those.

So anybody who says that there’s no demand, I’m more than happy to ask them to help and get me another car to do this. Okay.

Crew Chief Eric: So that brings up a really good point. Maybe there’s some folks out there that would be willing to, let’s say, use their spec Miata or some other car and have hand controls adapted to it to make it part of the just hands fleet.

Is that something you’ve considered? Hint, hint, wink, wink, nudge, nudge for folks out there that are thinking this right now?

Torsten Gross: I didn’t even go that far because I think that’s such a huge thing to ask, but you are 100 percent right because you can remove the hand controls and no one would know. That would be, wow, such a wonderful idea.

Crew Chief Eric: So folks, if you’re interested in doing that, maybe you got an older race car or one that you put not as many laps on these days, something to consider, you know, reach out to Torsten on how to do that, how easy it is to be able to make these cars available at different tracks around the country, you know, not just in the Northeast.

I would also ask. [01:17:00] Torsten, for us coaches, would it be useful for us to drive a hand control car with the hand controls to get a better understanding of what you guys are up against when you’re out there doing your laps?

Torsten Gross: Oh, yes. I love that question. I did that for a group of people and they were so thankful to do it.

And actually, funny enough, they came back saying how easy it was. They were shocked at how simple it was. But yes, I would be more than happy to sit side seat and tell them, stop moving your legs and we’ll tape down their legs so that they can’t use pedals. But that would be great. Even if they didn’t want to teach people in chairs, just to understand what it’s like to be in somebody else’s shoes, right?

And that’s not just disabled. That’s anything understanding what somebody else goes through in life is so important. So I think that’d be great.

Crew Chief Eric: So gentlemen, as we close out here, any shout outs, promotions, or any other items or things that you’d like to share that we didn’t cover thus far?

Tim Horrell: Well, I don’t have any sponsors yet.

So I need to ask for, give me a good car this year. [01:18:00] We’re still trying. We have a lot of work to do still to get a little more competitive. I guess it’s just my carding coach. I can’t thank him enough. Like William Pete’s my teammate this year, like Rafa Matos. He’s helped me a lot get quicker in the car.

Matteo Fontana: Well, I’d like to give a shout out first to Eric to get me back into it, but secondly, to drivingaids. com, which is the owner of that company, it’s the hand control company that put the hand controls in both of my cars, but more importantly, put the one in the TT that I’m able to race in. Lee Perry’s the owner and he did a great job and he he really customized it to the way I wanted it and position wise and everything so that I could do what I love doing

Torsten Gross: for me.

I’ll rattle through the mobility innovations and Feigl for doing the hand controls. I think Lime Rock Park has been nothing but I mean, first off, Beautiful track. Amazing track, but they’ve been so supportive of us by helping us at every single turn FCP euro HMS, which I mentioned Sharon auto sport, Hancock [01:19:00] tires.

Audi any Q is the first one that allowed us on the track. We did our event with them and Eric and Alex and that group have been nothing but. stellar and amazing and I can’t be more appreciative of them. We’re just so grateful in general and so thank you if I missed anybody. Thank you guys for being part of this journey with us.

It’s humbling and exciting at the same time.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s very important for all of us to remember that motorsports is one of the only sports that makes everyone equal, no matter what appendages you use to drive. So if you or someone in your life is disabled driving with hand controls and would love nothing more than to get on track, please be sure to reach out to Torsten and the Just Hands Racing Foundation at www.

justhandsfoundation. org or follow them on Instagram at justhandsracing. You can follow Tim’s progress as part of Fast Track Racing via the SRO Motorsports website. site, www. gtamerica. us. And for those of you that are GTMers [01:20:00] out there listening, you can always hang out with Mateo at any of the upcoming events that we’re going to be at.

And maybe we’ll see him at a just hands racing event in the near future. We want to thank everybody, Mateo, Tim and Torsten for coming on the show and sharing their unique experiences behind the wheel. So I cannot thank you guys enough for coming on break fix.

Torsten Gross: And thank you, Eric, for giving us the opportunity to talk about something that is pretty important and it’s people like you that allow us to kind of change the ratio.

And so we really appreciate that.

Tim Horrell: Yeah, thanks for thinking of me and coming up to me at the track and making me a part of this. Thank you. Thank you,

Crew Chief Eric: Eric.

Tim Horrell: My

Crew Chief Eric: pleasure, guys.

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out on www. gtmotorsports. org. You can also find us on Instagram at GrandTouringMotorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, You can call or text us at 202 630 1770, or [01:21:00] send us an email at crewchief at gtmotorsports.

org. We’d love to hear from you.

Crew Chief Eric: Hey everybody, Crew Chief Eric here. We really hope you enjoyed this episode of Break Fix, and we wanted to remind you that GTM remains a no annual fees organization. And our goal is to continue to bring you quality episodes like this one at no charge. As a loyal listener, please consider subscribing to our Patreon for bonus and behind the scenes content, extra goodies, and GTM swag.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction to Break/Fix Podcast
  • 00:27 Challenges Faced by Disabled Athletes
  • 00:52 Just Hands Racing Foundation
  • 01:03 Meet the Guests: Torsten, Mateo, and Tim
  • 01:47 Tim’s Accident and Recovery
  • 03:15 Torsten’s Accident and Recovery
  • 04:25 Mateo’s Accident and Recovery
  • 07:18 Pursuing Hobbies and Sports Post-Accident
  • 11:24 Getting into Motorsports
  • 20:50 Hand Controls and Vehicle Modifications
  • 41:54 Challenges of Hand Controls in Racing
  • 42:32 Adapting to Hand Controls
  • 42:58 Innovations and Assistance
  • 43:18 Comparing Hand and Foot Controls
  • 44:00 Training and Techniques
  • 52:41 Pet Peeves and Misconceptions
  • 01:01:17 Just Hands Racing Foundation
  • 01:12:27 Future Plans and How to Help
  • 01:17:48 Final Thoughts and Acknowledgements

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Please be sure to reach out to the Just Hands Racing Foundation at www.justhands.org or follow them on instagram @torstenfgross – You can follow Tim’s progress as part of Fast Track Racing via the SRO motorsports website www.gtamerica.us. And for GTM’ers you get to hang with Matteo at many upcoming events, and maybe we’ll see him at a JHR event in the near future. 

Driving with hand controls isn’t just possible—it’s precise. The trio breaks down the different systems:

Control TypeDescription
Left steer / Right throttleCommon in Europe; preferred for fatigue and body alignment.
Right steer / Left throttleMore common in the U.S.; often used in daily drivers.
Guido SimplexFully integrated into the steering wheel; used by pros like Alex Zanardi.
Rock ThrottlePull for gas, push for brake; mounted close to the wheel for control.
Kempf SystemThrottle ring with thumb control; allows paddle shifting and full wheel grip.

They also discuss safety modifications – Velcro straps, custom seats, fire suppression systems, and egress drills – all designed to ensure drivers can compete safely and confidently.

One of the most powerful takeaways? These drivers don’t want pity—they want parity. As Torsten puts it: “We’re not dainty little flowers. We’re going to race our cars and try to beat you – just like you’re going to try and beat us.”

They emphasize that hand control drivers are just as capable, competitive, and safe as anyone else on track. The real challenge is standardization and education – getting instructors, sanctioning bodies, and fellow racers to understand and embrace the technology.

Photo courtesy Just Hands Racing Foundation

Just Hands Racing: A Movement in Motion

The Just Hands Racing Foundation is more than a nonprofit—it’s a gateway. Their mission:

  • Provide arrive-and-drive opportunities for hand control users.
  • Offer HPDE, autocross, and ride-along experiences.
  • Build a fleet of dual-control cars for left- and right-hand drivers.
  • Act as consultants to racing schools and track day organizations.
  • Expand nationally and internationally, with events planned at Spa and Nürburgring.

And yes, it’s all free for participants. How You Can HelpTorsten and the team are calling on the motorsports community:

  • Donate: Every dollar helps fuel the mission.
  • Tow: Got trailer space? Help move the Just Hands car to events.
  • Host: Sanctioning bodies can offer novice slots for Just Hands drivers.
  • Share: Got a spec Miata or unused race car? Consider adapting it for hand controls.
  • Learn: Instructors can try driving with hand controls to better coach disabled drivers.

From sponsors like HMS, FCP Euro, and Audi NEQ to coaches, teammates, and family members, the gratitude runs deep. But the message is clear: motorsports is for everyone.

If you or someone in your life drives with hand controls and dreams of getting on track, reach out to Just Hands Racing Foundation at justhandsfoundation.org or follow them on instagram @justhandsracing.


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Behind the Gavel: How GAA Classic Car Auctions Is Changing the Collector Car Game

Classic car auctions have long been seen as the playground of the ultra-wealthy – glamorous events where six-figure bids fly and vintage Ferraris change hands like poker chips. But Johnny Ransom, General Manager of GAA Classic Car Auctions, is here to tell you that’s only part of the story. In a recent episode of the Break/Fix podcast, Johnny sat down with Crew Chief Eric and co-host Don Weberg of Garage Style Magazine to share how GAA is making the auction experience more accessible, more personal, and more exciting than ever.

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Johnny didn’t start in the car world. He began his career in North Carolina’s furniture industry, where he quickly earned a reputation as a people-first manager. A chance encounter with a retiring colleague led him to Greensboro Auto Auction, where he worked his way up through fleet operations, paint and body, and auction control. His hands-on experience with everything from carburetors to recon gave him the foundation to help launch GAA Classic Car Auctions in 2012.

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Unlike traveling auction companies that set up temporary events across the country, GAA keeps things local. Their facility – affectionately called “The Palace” – spans six and a half acres under one climate-controlled roof in Greensboro, NC. With seating for 600 and space for hundreds of cars, it’s more than an auction – it’s a destination.

What sets GAA apart is its flexibility. Sellers can ship their cars to the facility weeks in advance, knowing they’ll be stored securely. Johnny estimates that for their upcoming November sale, nearly 290 cars are already on-site.

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Synopsis

In this episode of the Break/Fix podcast, we delve into the world of classic and collector car auctions with Johnny Ransom, General Manager of GAA Classic Car Auctions. Johnny shares his journey from the furniture industry to becoming a key figure in the automotive auction scene. He discusses the unique aspects of GAA’s auctions, such as their climate-controlled facility and memorandum sales. The episode covers tips for first-time auction-goers, the process of buying and selling at auctions, and the expansion plans for GAA, including introducing a new memorabilia sale. Johnny also highlights the importance of car authenticity and how GAA ensures smooth title transfers. The podcast sheds light on the dynamics of the auction world, emphasizing the communal and exhilarating experience it offers both buyers and sellers.

  • One of the newest and hottest classic and collector car auctions on the market right now. How did GAA get started? Tell us about its history.
  • You have an all-indoor venue known as “The Palace.”   With 6-acres under one roof, how many cars can GAA accommodate? How many guests? Are there things to do for friends & Family that might be “dragged along” to an auction?
  • Is there a genre of vehicle GAA specializes in?  Muscle cars, exotics, classics, foreign/domestic? 
  • Any famous “auctioneers” on the GAA team?
  • What are things that the first-timer should know before attending an event? What are some do’s and don’t for a first time Auction goer? Expectations?
  • Walk us through the selling process? What is needed to list and sell an item with GAA?
  • One of the “drawbacks” we’ve heard that causes people to shy away from Auctions comes when the bidding gets out of control and then you have to pay a 5-10% auction house premium. With prices so high, why would someone go to an auction to get a car? What is the advantage of an auction over a private or brokered sale?
  • In recent years especially, we’ve seen a lot of new auction companies pop up online, selling cars via the internet.  What are the benefits of this format? What are the drawbacks?
  • What do you see as the hot trend right now in sales? Where do you think the market is going?  What do you see as the next big thing?

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] BreakFix podcast is all about capturing the living history of people from all over the autosphere, from wrench turners and racers to artists, authors, designers, and everything in between. Our goal is to inspire a new generation of petrolheads that wonder. How did they get that job or become that person?

The road to success is paved by all of us, because everyone has a story.

Crew Chief Eric: The following episode is brought to us in part by Garage Style Magazine. Since 2007, Garage Style Magazine has been the definitive source for car collectors, continually delivering information about automobilia, petroleana, and more.

To learn more about the annual publication and its new website, be sure to follow them on social media at Garage Style Magazine or log on to www. garagestylemagazine. com. Because after all, what doesn’t belong in your garage?

Classic car auctions are all [00:01:00] the rage these days. The collector car market has been booming for the past decade or so, and auctions have been growing accordingly, both in grandiosity and media coverage. You’ve probably seen auctions taking place on TV or online, with the biggest events being concours like affairs, fetching record prices which make headlines for weeks to follow.

Don Weberg: It’s a misconception that classic and collector car auctions are reserved for the ludicrously rich Buying cars for hundreds of thousands of dollars or more. Auctions offer enthusiasts the opportunity to network with like minded people and are a great way to learn about special interest vehicles you may not be familiar with, but find you have an interest in.

Crew Chief Eric: And the team at GAA Classic Car Auctions offers a spectacular experience for both the first time or the seasoned auction goer. Devoted to producing the best Classic and Collector Auction Experience, folks like Johnny Ransom, General Manager for GAA are hands on and willing to help you with whatever needs might arise.

And he’s [00:02:00] here tonight to explain to us how it all works. And co hosting with me tonight is Don Wieberg from Garage Style Magazine. So welcome to Break Fix, Johnny.

Johnny Ransom: Well, thank you. I appreciate the invitation.

Crew Chief Eric: Johnny, before we get started talking about GAA classic cars, tell us a little bit about your automotive past.

Have you always been in the car world? What got you into auctions?

Johnny Ransom: No, I was not always. And well, when I got out of school, everything in our area here in North Carolina was textiles. And also furniture. This is still the furniture capital of the world, High Point, North Carolina. And I’m many guys, they were so many furniture companies here that you can make really good money directly out of school benefits.

I mean, enough average guy could buy a whole, get married. Have a kid. Send it to college. Be able to have two vehicles. I mean, you weren’t gonna be a millionaire by no means, but you could live a good life. So I was working for Thomasville Furniture. Got out of college. The guy was a manager [00:03:00] over there, and I had this young lady that was retired under me.

Her name was Betty Jo Johnson, and her brother was the general manager of Greensboro Auto Auction. And she was retiring and she kissed me on the cheek one day on our way out after we gave her a retirement party. She said, I’m going to tell my brother about you. He said, you’re a really good manager. This is the best thing about you.

You know how to talk to people. People say stuff to you all the time. You never think nothing about it. I never thought one thing about it. Three months later, I got a phone call. It was him asking me to come into his office. He wanted to talk to me. So I had an interview with him. I did everything. I worked on a Chrysler account there, worked on a Ford account there, fleet operations manager there.

I was walking control over to auction. I actually, let me get it back. My dad was into farming and so forth earlier in his lifetime. And I was always messing around with him, but then he became a welder. We always had a little bit of land where we were at, and we always tinkered on tractors and cars and stuff.

I was always enthused with cars. It wasn’t like I didn’t know how to actually change the batteries, change spark plugs. In the day, you [00:04:00] know, you still ignored switches, your carburetors, your airflow. I mean, these are things that you’ve done in the sixties and seventies. You know, you really, that’s what kids stuff.

They hung out with their dads and they learned so much from them about being able to think with these cars. Well, these are the cars we sell now. They’re cooperator cars and they’re totally different than fuel injection cars. And there’s a whole lot of things that most people don’t know. It’s real simple to be able to figure out what makes that car go.

If there’s a problem, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist in order or plug up a computer to figure out and tell you what’s wrong. Most of you know what’s wrong. So this is stuff I got into, but worked about four years in the paint and body and got a lot of paint and body experience messing with cars.

That time we were doing 8, 000 cars a month, and that was going through paint and body. 8, 000 cars a month going through recon. I mean, we were really, really booming with that many cars. That’s how big this operation, everything was 24 hours a day there. So I got a lot of experience. And Mr. Green, fortunately, everything at his company.

He never really liked to go out and [00:05:00] bring a guy in when there was something opening up. He always liked to promote good in. Luckily, I was able to be able to go through a lot of different areas there and get a lot more experience. So when the GAA classic cars come about, I was the next guy in line, so to speak.

Crew Chief Eric: So let’s talk about one of the newest and hottest classic and collector car auctions on the market right now. Tell us about how GAA got started.

Johnny Ransom: 2010, we started talking. We had a regular dealer auction with the largest independent dealer auction, which is GAA Greensboro Auto Auction. We run 17 lanes every Wednesday.

And we started doing some survey. We had a lot of customers always wanting us to come over and start a classic car auction. And we found out real quick, we averaged between 2, 700 and 3, 500 people actually walking in the door on Wednesdays to buy late model cars. They had 70 percent of them had at least one.

Collector card. So, that really got our eyebrows really rose and we was like, well, we had a facility there that we did I line [00:06:00] cards in, and that’s called the Palace. We wasn’t using it at the time because 2007 8 is really when they started this cash for clunkers and the economy was really not doing that well.

All of our eggs was in one basket. That’s when we was trying to think outside the basket, so to speak. So, that’s when we came up with it. And so then we all jumped in a plane one day and rode down to Mecum and Kissimmee, and we were very impressed. This was like 2010 when we was down there looking around and said, Oh, we can do this.

This is no different than what we do week in and week out. So we started in 2012, we had our first auction, 350 cars, opened up Kissimets, and we had those Kissimets done within 60 days. We had 90 percent of the auction field within 60 days. It was like, this is ridiculous. You know, most people struggle to get cars.

From that day forward, every sale, it’s like everybody learned something and something to be able to make it better, you know, to be able to have our facility. [00:07:00] Almost six and a half acres on a one roof. All the cars is amazing climate control. And then, you know, the cool thing about it is you go to any other auction, you’re in there, you drop the car off and then you got 48 hours or so to get the car out.

Cause you got a rodeo or something coming in behind you. We don’t have a, we got a luxury. You call me up and say, Hey, I’m going to sign this car with you. Can I ship it today? Absolutely. It’s in a secure building. There’s nothing going to happen to it. We don’t have a bunch of people running around there messing with the cars.

I bet you we got 290 cars sitting in our building right now for the November 3rd sale. And our customers really like that. I mean, I have people from Texas to Detroit that actually buys cars on the East Coast and just ship them directly to us. And I mean, these are some major players also, and it’s worked out for them to be able to have another outlet to be able to have a different way of being able to buy cars to sell cars.

We have been able to generate from within our facility there a lot of good cars. [00:08:00] So it’s been a double whammy for us to be able to generate cars. We’re being very fortunate. We have a little bit of edge on most people at

Don Weberg: all. You were talking about auction companies that go around, you know, they go around the country, they set up events, some of them even go around the world.

And set up events and you guys keep it right there at home. You’ve got your six acres under one roof at the palace. How many guests can that accommodate?

Johnny Ransom: Oh, my, you can imagine six and a half acres under one roof. And there’s a lot of room. We have seating for almost 600 people in our arena. When you come to our auction, or if you ever looked at it online, you’ll see we’ve packed the 600.

Plus we have people standing up. There’s some people come in and they even bring their chairs with them and they just sit near their cars or whatever. It’s just like a car show. If you ever came to auction, you’re going to bring your car to auction. It ain’t that you’re going to put it on Friday 1 51 and go and sit up there.

You’re never going to sell your car, so you better go stand by side your car. Somebody’s going to want to know your [00:09:00] information. And that’s how you sell your car. By being next to your car to answer. It don’t matter. This guy that you think can’t rub two nickels together, probably one of the most wealthiest people you ever met in your life.

And it’s very important to be cordial with people.

Don Weberg: If I’m understanding correctly, Johnny, you actually encourage your sellers. To stand with their car and talk to potential buyers?

Johnny Ransom: Yeah, absolutely.

Don Weberg: Okay, is that different from other auction houses?

Johnny Ransom: Yeah, in some cases. But, you know, when I go to other auction houses, you can always see the serious sellers because most times they’re there.

You can tell the ones that’s really serious about selling their cars. You see the guys that stick around their cars to sell, that’s your better car. They’re the ones that take a lot more pride about selling the car, want you to know about the car than just going and putting the car on a number and hope it sells itself.

That’s just not how you sell the car. You know, you go and spend some time with your car. You got your car or with multiple cars, be by your cars, encourage, be able to talk to people. I’m telling you that one fuzzy feeling means a [00:10:00] lot to people when you’re purchasing a car. Everybody knows that you don’t feel good about when you walk into a new dealership or used car lot or whatever.

You don’t feel that. A real warm and fuzzy feeling about it. You’re going to go the other way. Or do you feel like somebody just don’t care? You know, a lot of times you’ll have 48 hours to sell your car, be in there a couple of days. So you need to take advantage of that time. Our crew all the time encouraged the guys when they were consigning cars.

Hey. Spend some time on your cars when you get here, just to make sure they look the best they can. Make sure you spend some time mirroring because people are going to come and ask questions. I think it helps tremendously. Our sales rate has been very high here for the last two years, and I know the pandemic had a lot to do with it, just like anything else with the car market right now.

Even our last sale we had in July, we still had really good numbers. We still sold a lot of 89 percent if I’m not mistaken, but still it shows the ones. By being with your car, being able to talk to people, the ones that’s going to take the time to come and [00:11:00] actually be there, it’s absolutely amazing.

Don Weberg: You can accommodate all those people.

Are there a lot of things to do for friends and family that might be, uh, you know, quote unquote, dragged along to the auction? You know, hey, dad’s going to the auction. Oh, God, here we go. Are there other diversions that they can join in? Or is it pretty much, no, we’re going to go look at cars with dad?

Johnny Ransom: Well, at this point, it’s.

We’re going to go look at cars with dad, but we just got done with the new expansion. Our goal is that the memorabilia aspect of the auction is so hot right now. I don’t know if you guys have been keeping up with that also, but memorabilia is just. route, in my opinion, it’s worse than any collector card has ever been on the market right now.

I mean, it’s insane. So we have built this facility. We got in the back and we’re installing it as we speak. A jumbotron, 50 foot wide, 18 foot tall. It’s mammoth, mammoth [00:12:00] jumbotron. And he’s taking those screens and going to put them in the back and that new building, hopefully in February, we’re going to start doing memorabilia.

Starting around 8. 30 every morning to about 11 o’clock, the same time as the regular auctions going on. So we’re going to try to double dip. We’re going to try to start selling several hundred pieces of memorabilia each sale.

Don Weberg: Are you saying you’re going to host a memorabilia sale at the same time, simultaneously with the cars?

Johnny Ransom: Absolutely.

Don Weberg: Wow. Okay. That’s kind of mind blowing.

Johnny Ransom: Absolutely. You know, the people that dabbles in the memorabilia is the same people that buys these cars and 90 percent of the people. This is the same scenario that we’ve done before. We done the auction part for the cars. We started doing a little bit of surveying and stuff for memorabilia and 70.

It was 71 percent of the people that actually come to auction. Have some kind of memorabilia in their house or they got a man cave or wherever they do with their cars, even in their regular garages, they all want this stuff around [00:13:00] their cars. So, I mean, it’s a win win for you. That’s our next big step.

We’re going toward the memorabilia. I would not be surprised within two years that we will have a memorabilia sale every month.

Don Weberg: That would be incredible.

Johnny Ransom: Yeah, that’s what we’re trying to do. The way he built this facility, we got a separate parking lot. We got a separate entrance to it. Be able to do that without even messing with the cards whatsoever.

So that will be the next big thing for us with the memorabilia.

Don Weberg: With all the cars you guys auction, and believe me, I’ve scoured your website. There are several cars coming up in November that I’m really champing at the bit for. I don’t see a specialty. You guys pretty much sell it all. Is there sort of a specialty that you like to say you gravitate to?

Johnny Ransom: I can honestly tell you if I’m sitting there and I’m looking at a Volkswagen, I got a Chevelle, and I got a 4×4 pickup truck, and it’s got decent miles on it, and it’s got a 2 inch lift on it, and it’s an automatic air conditioned power steering truck. That truck and that Chevelle is going over here in this stack to the [00:14:00] right, that Volkswagen is going to the left.

I’m going to take the truck and I’m going to take the Chevelle. Cause we really, really knock it out of the park with muscle cars and trucks. That’s what’s special. Everybody knows we get really good money. We’re in our muscle cars and we get really good money with our trucks. We do good with our foreign cars, you know, with our Ferraris and Porsches or stuff like that.

And the reason why a lot of people don’t realize that we don’t have a ton of them. We’ll have a little bit here on. Friday and a little bit here on Saturday. And we always sell them. We’ve been very fortunate. We always get good enough money to get it. So

Don Weberg: on your website, you’ve got a few Ferraris, you know, you don’t just take a Ferrari to somebody to sell.

If they don’t know what they’re doing.

Johnny Ransom: Well, I have a guy in Greensboro that’s a Ferrari dealer and he’s got to collect. And he’s a good friend of mine. He’s got several hundred cars in his collection and he always gets me for. Every sale, give me Ferraris, Porsches, he always sends me four or five cars, every sale.

And plus he takes some of the trade ins and sends them over there to me. They might have just a little bit more miles than he wants to put on his lot. We always [00:15:00] have them. That’s the beauty of what we do. We’ll have the 30s cars, the pre war cars, we’ll have a few of those. We have some European cars, I mean, we got the Ferraris, we have some Mercedes, we saw a G Wagon last sale, brand new 2021 G Wagon, it didn’t have a 2, 000 miles on it, I mean, we do a little bit of everything.

When

Don Weberg: it

Johnny Ransom: comes

Don Weberg: to selling, especially at an auction, the auctioneer’s personality, the auctioneer’s barking ability, if you will, has a lot to do with the audience reaction. Do you have any famous auctioneers that you guys work with?

Johnny Ransom: We don’t really have what you call famous auctioneers. We got a lot of people that’s played and dabbled with some of the big boys, so to speak, like the people that actually work for Barrett Jackson and so forth like that in the past, but you know, we’ve got 17 lanes on Wednesday and we got 17 lanes with auctioneers and ring guys.

We have a pick of the litter, so to speak, but still. It’s a lot different from going to your regular auction on Wednesday that you’ve got to buy that car because that’s how you make your living. You got to have inventory on [00:16:00] your lot to someone that comes over here to a classic car auction that don’t have to buy a thing.

I have people that come in from California. Their best friend lived in Pittsburgh and he’s got another friend that lived in Orlando and they just come to the auction when we have auctions so they can hang out. All three of them. But they all dabble in cars. They always get a couple of cars so they can flip them or whatever, but they come and hang out.

They have a great time. They love cars and they come spend a whole weekend in Greensboro, North Carolina. And the car guys are going to be around cars and the car guys love cars. They’re going to be there no matter

Crew Chief Eric: what. Amen to that, Johnny. And I gotta tell you something. I gotta confess something. I’ve never been to an auction before.

This episode is actually really important to me because I want to learn more about the experience as a first time auction goer. Why don’t you help educate me and our listeners as well as to what some of the expectations might be for attending an event like a GAA auction. What are some do’s and don’ts for first time auction goers?

Are there any fees? Do we have to pay to come? Just check it out and see what’s going on.

Johnny Ransom: [00:17:00] Most auctions, they have a gate fee to be able to get $20 a day, $30 a day, or in the sense of Baird, Jackson, Scottsdale, you’re paying a hundred dollars a day to get in. Ours is a little different. We don’t have a $20 day ticket or whatever.

Anybody could come to the auction, but we just want you to be a registered bidder. Now, we started that process right when the pandemic hit. We didn’t know how we was gonna do this thing. But we knew we couldn’t sell a 20 ticket. You got to remember, you go back and look, there was not that many options going on across the United States.

There was only a handful. It ain’t no telling where they might be. We were one of the few that owned our facility. That was the best thing we’ve ever done. We own our facility. We can monitor the people. We could take X amount of people. We didn’t let the public in. You could come in as long as you was a bidder.

And we was like, man, we might be home with something here. And even the dealers and the buyers and the sellers that come in love that. Then having just 10 or 12, 000 people in the room, just [00:18:00] slammed up, slamming your door, sitting on your cars, taking their drinks and. Putting them on your car while they’re checking their phone or whatever.

I mean, just all the crazy little things we’ve been very fortunate to be able to do that. And I think that was been one of the reasons our success was really, really so great. 95 percent sales for 2020 and 93 percent sales. I’m talking about every sale for 2021.

Don Weberg: That’s insane.

Johnny Ransom: It was just not, I mean, crazy, but it was people that had regular car dealerships that couldn’t get inventory.

They were buying classic cars. They had mouths to feed. They had people that was waiting on them. They was needing cars out there. They needed to sell something. Hey, they were coming to buy classic cars, putting them on their lot.

Crew Chief Eric: So are you implying that because of the chip shortage during COVID that dealerships turned to, let’s say, these carbureted cars?

Johnny Ransom: They did. I mean, Mr. Green’s got a Ford store down there for 50 years. He’s got a Lincoln store down there for 25 years. And every one of them had classic cars on them and we sold them all and they [00:19:00] kept them. And now even today, I got guys and they can maintain every sale there by three to four vehicles.

They got Chevrolet dealerships, Ford dealerships, buy some really nice Ford trucks or whatever, and put them in the showroom. And they had no problem selling them. It’s just like another day.

Crew Chief Eric: You talked about the gate fee. It could be 20 bucks, depending where you go. It could be a hundred bucks on the other end of the scale.

So I got this fantasy from watching TV and what an auction is like, right? You got this guy with a ping pong paddle on his hand with a number on it. Angry faces, everybody’s lifting it up, you know, trying to get in there and get their bids in. So is that really how it works? Oh, absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Johnny Ransom: You better be ready when your car, if you’re going to bid on one, you just better be ready. You need to pay attention and pay attention to your surroundings. Also, it will take you from zero to a hundred real quick if you’re not careful. I personally tell everybody, listen, if you’re interested in a car, if you don’t hear that car says the reserves off for a first [00:20:00] timer, don’t bid on it.

Don’t bid on it until you hear the reserves off. When the reserves off, jump right on in because that’s going to take it down to just a few people instead of 10 or 15 people playing in on it. And you don’t need to drive that price up any higher. They’re going to do it on their own. You hear the reserves off.

Jump right on in. If you don’t hit a reserve off and it says no sale, we got what we call the deal doctor and you can go over there and negotiate a deal. That’s how we have cars for sale after they roll off the block.

Crew Chief Eric: Becoming a registered bidder, is that the same as pre registration? I see it on some sites, register to buy, you know, things like that.

Does that get you on the list? Does that inform you that I’m interested in that particular vehicle? How does that whole system work?

Johnny Ransom: Well, you can be a pre registered. It’s 150 bucks up to the week of the sale. The week of the sale, it jumps to 200. So they encourage you to pre register early. So you can save a few bucks.

And also if you’re going to come, you want to come early and you want to come early enough that you can do your inspection yourself with the car. You know, you want to look [00:21:00] underneath the car. You want to check the car out. You want to see if there’s any documentation. They say they still had the window sticker.

You like to go and see the window sticker. Everything that you read on that car that says about the car and what the car comes with, you want to actually physically see it. If it says a window sticker, bill sheets, protecto play, you want to go look at it. You want to see it. You don’t want to just take their word for it.

Not to say that that ever happens, but I’m just saying you want to see if you want to be able to be educated yourself about what you fix in a purchase. Now let’s just say you’re going to be a online bidder. So you could go ahead and be an online bidder. You can get pre registered for that also. We do proxy bid.

But also, I suggest in all my girls, anybody calls and says they are interested in being an online bidder or a phone bidder, we have on site people that will do inspections for you. They’re independent, they don’t work for the auction, and they’ll work for you. They’re licensed and bonded. Everything they tell you will be the gospel about that car.

Most of the time, they will actually give you ranges about what those [00:22:00] parts go for before you see it. They will do all your legwork for you. So you know that you’re not overpaying for it. For about 300 bucks, you got someone that’s going to number one, check your car out. Number two, make sure that your car that you’re buying is a quality piece.

And number three, they’re going to encourage you where to be

Crew Chief Eric: at on the

Johnny Ransom: money.

Crew Chief Eric: So if I heard you right, what you’re telling me is. The guy with the ping pong paddles sitting in his chair. You got this dude with the phone up to his ear and a faceless voice on the other side of that and people online all bidding simultaneously on the same vehicle.

Johnny Ransom: Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Crew Chief Eric: A heck of a thing to experience. So let’s go back to the sale. You’re there the first time buyer. You go, man, I really wanted that Ferrari 308. That one Ferrari that was in the list and you bought it. Now is the expectation that I show up with a duffel bag full of cash? I mean, how do I buy this car?

Is it like buying from a dealership?

Don Weberg: Johnny, he’s watched a lot of Miami Vice. I could tell.

Crew Chief Eric: I could tell.

Don Weberg: Ferraris and bags of cash.

Johnny Ransom: It’s the 80s, [00:23:00] baby. Hey, you’ll be surprised at the amount of people that actually comes to the auction with cash. We have a little dark room with security people. Trust me, when you go in there, it happens.

Every sale, you just wouldn’t believe it. I had an old guy come in one time from Texas, and he bought, I bet you, seven or eight cars. He said, I need to pay for this thing. I said, well, you go up there and write a check. He said, I don’t write checks. I said, you don’t write checks? He said, no. He says, I pay cash.

I thought he was kidding. You know how people talk. You do this, they say stuff all the time. I pay cash. Okay. But he had a motorhome, went across the street. We got 17 motorhome hookups, full hookups across the street. And they’re free, by the way. He come back to the auction. He had two walmart plastic bags full of cash and he went in there and dumped them on my desk.

I said, oh my God, I said, get this out of here now. I was scared to death and he was laughing the whole time. He said, I told you, I think I said, yes, you did. Yes, you did. You did tell me you pay [00:24:00] cash, but no, the real way is you can bring a check or you go to the bank and get what they call guaranteed funds with a bank letter and you can wire the money.

We’ll give you a bill of sale. And you can contact your bank and we’ll give you wired instructions and wire money over on Mondays.

Crew Chief Eric: Now, do you guys do financing as well? Because I know there is classic car financing as well.

Johnny Ransom: Yes, we have JJ Best on site. They’re there the whole weekend, but they will do some financing for you also.

Don Weberg: When you purchase something, how did GAA ensure the title transfers paperwork? All the formalities are tended to.

Johnny Ransom: You got to remember too now, and I keep referring back to our regular auction across the street. So you got to remember we’re selling 2000, 3000 cards a week. So all those cards have titles that we deal with.

So all those people that work at Greensboro auto auction, when we have our regular sale, we call it pump and dump. We pumped people over, dump them in our auction. And every one of our people in that works for us, they work for the North Carolina DMV at one time. That’s how they [00:25:00] were hired. They used to work for the North Carolina DMV.

So they’re very highly experienced. When you sell your car, I’m going to ask you to send me some pictures of your car. I’m going to ask you to send us a copy. of your title front and back, a good clean copy. I’m going to also ask for you to give me a picture of the VIN on the car. We immediately, as soon as it hits, I got a person to start all day every day.

They take a title, they check that number, and they take a copy of the VIN, picture of the VIN, and they make sure the two matches. If there’s an issue before you ship the car, we’ve already contacted you and told you. Hey, there was an issue as a digit off on your title, blah, blah, blah. We ran a Carfax, we ran an auto check.

We ran a Navitas report. It says in 1970, this car was stolen. It’s in, it’s got a stolen history. 1972, this car was says it was issued a claim for total loss, damaged and got a damaged title here. It says it was a total loss [00:26:00] and now it’s got nothing on this title. So this car supposedly supposed to have a salvage history.

You know, all that stuff we check, we do all that stuff behind the scenes where nobody knows before we sell that car, there’s a lot of legwork. It goes into it. It ain’t just, Hey, I’m gonna take my car to the auction. I’m going to sell the car. We got to guarantee all this stuff.

Don Weberg: That was kind of where the question came from telling Eric the other day or the other week or something about a story.

It was an auction house and it was one of our subscribers. He bought a car at auction, enjoyed the car for a year, year and a half. Took it to an auction to sell it. He was tired of it. He wanted to get something else. The auction company tells him, you know, your paperwork’s all messed up on this car. We can’t sell this car the way it is.

Who sold you this car in the first place? And he says, well, you guys did. One of those situations of here we are dealing with professional big auction companies. You think everything’s going to be fine. Everything’s going to be golden. Then you hear stories like this. And believe me, there’s multitudes of them.

I’m sure you know about it working in the industry. Oh yeah.

Johnny Ransom: Oh yeah.

Don Weberg: So to hear you guys saying you’re in the background, you’re doing, you know, all this [00:27:00] due diligence, but are there any sort of guarantees that people can have? Like they know for sure?

Johnny Ransom: On our bill of sales, when you sign it, it says, we guarantee you a good time for any reason that you take that car and you get it and you take it to your DMV and you cannot get a title.

All you have to you already signed a contract and granted, we guarantee you a good title.

Don Weberg: Okay, so GAA is behind every sale all the

Johnny Ransom: way? All the way, all the way. We got to be able to give you a good, and we get, and it’s in writing on our bills and sales. We guarantee you a good title.

Crew Chief Eric: Going back to my duffel bag of cash scenario here, When someone inevitably buy something at the auction, or they’re the winner of the bidding, there’s got to be fees and other things that get compiled on top of that.

So I want to explore that a little bit for the listeners, so they understand the total cost of purchase when you buy something at auction in addition to. Auction house fees. I’m assuming people have to pay their state, federal sales taxes, all those kinds of [00:28:00] things. Not

Johnny Ransom: North Carolina. In some states you do.

I mean, like, I used to go to Auburn, Indiana. And if you weren’t a dealer, and you just average Joe, like you and I went up there and purchased your car, they would make you pay those state taxes right then. I know when the Mecham has that auction up there at Indy every year, a lot of those people don’t realize that either.

They got to pay taxes on that car right then. If you average Joe, if you’re a dealer, you don’t have to. But in North Carolina, we’ll hand you a title. We don’t have to do that. At all.

Crew Chief Eric: As the buyer, I’m responsible for doing all the paperwork with my local DMV, especially if I’m out of state. And then I would assume state inspections are the same thing, right?

Johnny Ransom: That’s correct. Now, every state don’t do state inspections. North Carolina does. When you buy one, if you’ve got to have a state title, when you go there, they will give you paperwork and they’ll actually give you your title DMV.

Crew Chief Eric: And the titles that are issued to the buyer, are the owner’s original titles or are the cars all retitled in [00:29:00] North Carolina?

Johnny Ransom: No, no. They’re the owner’s original title and they signed them over to you or I, if we purchase ’em, they are actually signed into your name. Right. Then

Crew Chief Eric: going back to those percentages, there’s different ways that auctions are handled.

I’m of the eBay generation, so I get it. There’s a fee for listing and there’s a fee for selling and all that kind of thing. There’s also the real estate model where the buyer and this. seller. Both percentages taken from the sale itself by the house. How do your percentages work when you’re buying a vehicle?

Johnny Ransom: Well, we do 8%. If you’re purchasing a vehicle, if it’s no salt across the block, that’s when you go to the deal doctor, your percentage will be much less. Because the negotiated percent then on how much you’re going to pay when you go up there and make the negotiation on the car, it could be 5%. It could be 6%, but it will be less than 8 percent

Crew Chief Eric: expect to pay somewhere between five and eight on top of whatever the final value of the car is as the fee for buying.

Johnny Ransom: Yeah, that’s correct.

Don Weberg: So we talked about the buying experience. What about the flip [00:30:00] side, Johnny? What about selling the car? You’ve told us that it’s a good idea to stand with the car and talk to people who are coming by and want to know more about it. Walk us through a selling process. What is needed to list and sell an item with GAA?

I want to sell my Mustang. What do I do?

Johnny Ransom: All right. So you immediately go online to daaclassiccars. com. There’s two ways that you could sign your car, click right there and it’s called a digital way. Step one, what’s your name? Step two, your address. Step three, what make, model, the car, and then it go on and on.

You can upload your pictures there and do everything digitally right there. You don’t have to print no paperwork off. You don’t have to do anything whatsoever. And the second way is there’s a printable form. There’s still people old school that likes a printable form. You take that form off, look at it, fill it out.

You can email it back in to info at GAAclassiccars. com along with the pictures, picture of the VIN, copy of the title, front and back. Very important. As soon as it lands on our desk, within 24 hours, you will get a [00:31:00] telephone call from us. Hey, we have received your information. We will let you know within a few days what we can do and get your numbers.

So then we will return your calls. Hey, you asked for Saturday number prime time. Well, We do everything at GAA from the lowest, cheapest car to the most expensive car as the day goes on. So if you wanted that spot, your car ain’t for 25, 000 and you wanted to be in a prime time spot on Saturday, that’s not going to happen.

We’re not going to sell a 25, 000 car in between the prime time of our show. We’re going to actually place you accordingly to what we have available at the time to send it in. And most of the time we come to a happy medium with all of our customers. And once we explain that to them, they understand thoroughly about how we place the cars.

Don Weberg: Now placing the cars, that probably has a direct correlation on the sell through rates, doesn’t it?

Johnny Ransom: Oh, absolutely. Let’s just say you send in that Volkswagen, really nice Volkswagen, but it’s a 1970 Volkswagen and you want 55, 000 for it. Well, you want to have a conversation [00:32:00] with me. Hey, uh, listen, can you explain to me about your car?

Tell me a little bit about your car. And then after you tell me about your car, and I’m going to say, how did you come up with that 55, 000? So I’m never sold one here for that amount of money. Can you explain to me? Well, it was my mama’s. I love my mama and she was worth a lot of money. Don’t you know my mama?

No, I don’t know your mom. Just crazy stuff like that. So then, I have to generally, without insulting them, be able to say, hey, in the last year, this is how much these cards have been going for. If you’re not willing to keep it within this range right here, I don’t want to waste your time or mine. I get to make money three times a year, and it’s based on what cards I take.

And that’s called grinding them at the beginning, instead of waiting to the end. You grind them before they get there. I say 55, 60 percent of the people get a phone call and we talk about pricing, but most auction houses don’t do that. I want to talk to them. I want to plant that seed in their mind about how much our car is really going to break.

If you [00:33:00] plan that before they get there, they know that. And so if it don’t meet their expectations, they’ve already been told. So then now you’ve got that chance to be able to, uh, grinder, be able to get them to lift that reserve even easier.

Don Weberg: Going into the pricing structure of Mama’s VW 55, 000. When somebody wants to set a reserve on a car, is that kind of what we’re talking about right there?

Do most people want to put a reserve on it?

Johnny Ransom: Yes, a lot of people want to put the reserve on it, but for the past five years, we have anything 15, 000 can blow. We’ve run no reserve, but we don’t take you far.

Don Weberg: Oh, okay. You’ve got a little bit of a standard on that. Yeah.

Johnny Ransom: Well, and what happened was when we got into the business, we had all these people sending all these cars in because we didn’t know no better and we were taking them.

We had all these people sitting there and he does get in there for 55, 000. We get it up there and he wouldn’t sell the car and the car didn’t bring but 14, 000 and he wouldn’t sell the car. It was crazy. Well, number one, we shouldn’t have touched that car. We should have tried to get a car that we could have sold.

There’s [00:34:00] no way you could have sold that car. He got one in 55, 000 knowing it wasn’t going to break with 15. And then, you know, it got to the point that four weeks out, that’s when people really got to thinking, man, I got this 1970 Mach 1 right here, and I want to sell it. Can I get in the sale? No, I don’t want no spots, man.

I just didn’t have no spots. And so now we’ve learned that. We had to slow it down. So in order to slow it down, we had to say 15, 000 a blow. From Monday to Monday, we put all the cars in a basket and we sit down and we get our computers and we look at every car and we go back and we try to put a price on every car before we even start.

Going in and say, we want the car, if this car is good enough for us, so to speak. And we have a price that we look at and like I said, 50 to 55 percent of them gets a phone call and we’re talking about price structuring before they get there. But I mean if it’s way out of kilter, we don’t even consider it.

But as long as we get them reeled in to where they need to be, I really think that’s part of our success of our [00:35:00] auction. Being able to communicate with the people, being able to talk to people, being able to plant that seed with the person. before the sale actually starts.

Crew Chief Eric: So that brought up a really interesting question in that does everything have to run and drive that goes to the auction?

Johnny Ransom: Yes, we do. Now there’s some auctions, you know, no big deal. We don’t want that. We want what we call frontline ready stuff. We don’t want that. It’s just too much stuff can happen when you get a car that don’t run, drive, no brakes and all this other stuff. It’s just not worth the time for us.

Don Weberg: Johnny, what if you got a whole collection of cars, would you handle a collection of cars?

Johnny Ransom: We do it all the time. I got one coming up next year, a really good customer. His name was Jerry Smith. He passed away three or four months ago, unfortunately. And we just got the contract signed. He’s got 250 cars. And a thousand pieces of memorabilia. So we’re going to have a special sale for him, March 30th, 31st and April 1st.

We’re going to have a February sale. And then four weeks later, we’re going to have this sale.

Don Weberg: Going back to the cars have to run and drive scenario in a collection like [00:36:00] that one, 200, 250 cars. If there’s a couple that are a little, uh, handicapped, so to say. Is that okay? Or do you just want to put those off to the side and not deal with them?

Johnny Ransom: Luckily it’s far enough in advance of the car. She’s got issues. We got time now to take care of those issues. We actually got people down there, but they got car handlers and they’re going through those cars right now to make sure all the cars run, drive, press fuel. There’s no issues. They’re taking care of that right now.

Don Weberg: So GAA actually services, they’ll send somebody to the collection. To make sure all the cars are up in Noah,

Johnny Ransom: most of the time, there’s a person that handles the cars to stat large of collection. They got a full time mechanic there. They got people that’s constantly messing with those cars. So we’re being in correspondence with them.

I have, and they’re down there right now, as we’re speaking, going through these cars and making sure they’re running, they’re driving, they’re everything, getting stuff in order as we speak.

Don Weberg: Now, for a collection like that, does it make sense to do an on site auction at the collection’s house, or is it better just to bring them back to [00:37:00] Greensboro?

Johnny Ransom: We’re going to actually bring everything back to Greensboro, and the reason why is the actual little town he lives in, they don’t have enough of motel rooms, they don’t have enough of parking or anything to be able to do it on site. We could do it on site if we needed to, but we’ve never had to, so we got 25 tractor and trailers for 25 rollbacks there.

For our regular auction. So we can go get the car.

Don Weberg: But I’m assuming there’s a good percentage of cars that just don’t sell. They can’t find new owners. I think you call that the still for sale category. What do y’all do with those?

Johnny Ransom: At the end of each sale, there’s anybody that is a registered bidder at the time.

And some people that ain’t registered bidder. So people just in our base of speed. We sent out a text at the end of the night that what the bid goes, what we’ll call bid goes all. So they know the cars are still for sale. When the sale was over, we had all from that Sunday, two weeks later, I think I sold 14 cars after the sale.

I was, I was the deal. Dr. Dan. So after everything closed, I turned into the deal.

Don Weberg: You’ve touched on this a little bit, the Volkswagen, et [00:38:00] cetera. Does GAA take basic consignments? In other words, the consignment process still for sale. In other words, let’s say I want to sell my cars. I don’t want to go to the auction, Johnny.

I don’t want to go through that. Can I just consign it with GAA and you can put it in the still for sale corral?

Johnny Ransom: No, we’ll run it and I’ll have you on the telephone. I’ll do it all the time.

Don Weberg: Okay.

Johnny Ransom: I’ve got people that sends me cars every sale. I’ve never walked in that building.

Don Weberg: Got it. Okay. So everything’s going to go through the auction.

Johnny Ransom: Yeah. We’ll go through the auction and I’ll have you on the telephone. And a lot of times they could be watching it on their iPad or laptop or regular desk monitor. And they can watch while I have them on the telephone. So they can witness everything that’s going on also.

Crew Chief Eric: So Don brings up a really good point.

If everything goes through auction, like we talked about before, there’s seller and buyer fees involved in that process. Depending on what you have, if you have something basic, it’s going to go for what it goes for. But if you got something quasi interesting, some of the bidding can get out of control. We see it all the time, even on the online auctions, like bring a trailer and places like that where you’re like, it went [00:39:00] for that much.

What are you crazy? So with prices being so high, why would somebody auction the car rather than do a private sale or go through a broker? Is there an advantage to going through the auction?

Johnny Ransom: I agree and that’s why I think that bring a trailer has done what they have done, their claw and tell their base, they have already proven their sale that you know, hey, we could sell these cars just like any other auction house in the United States and even better.

On some aspects, especially low mileage cars, they have gilded all of those mileage cars too. And so a lot of people like that, but there’s still that commodity band that people go and that excitement going to the auction and no offense. I mean, I love my auction. I think it’s fantastic and we still sell cars, but there’s a couple of options that going to Scottsdale every year in January is phenomenal for me.

I mean, There’s so many people and so many options going on every day. I started one side of Scottsdale and end up on the [00:40:00] other side. I try to get all the options every day. It’s like a marathon for me. Same thing when I go to Monterey. Oh my God. Sonny, it’s like, it’s breathtaking what goes on out there.

Amelia Island. Same way. I mean, these are events that goes on if you’re car lovers. I mean, it’s just like, you can’t get enough of it and how nice everything really is and be able to see some of the rare, so the rare cars, cars that you’ll never be able to see you lay your eyes on, but you got to bear it.

You got 21, 000 registered bidders every day in one room. One room. Now, I mean, you get a lot of people to go and bring a trailer, but you don’t have 21, 000 bidders of one room. I’m not taking away from Kissimmee either. I like going to Kissimmee also. I think what Dana Mecham done is absolutely extraordinary.

He is one of the pioneers of our business also, and they get some of the best numbers, matching, bill sheets. They get some of the best cars around. And I mean, they know how to do it. They do a [00:41:00] fantastic job on what they do.

Crew Chief Eric: I’ve often heard people say that part of the auction experience, as you described, it is, you know, that energy in the room and all those people and all that.

But I’ve also heard it’s a hassle free experience. So how have you guys streamlined the whole buyer seller interaction process?

Johnny Ransom: Most of the people that come to the auction, to be honest with you, are people that’s been in the auction world or been before. You only get that handful of people that’s never been.

And the ones that’s never been and he’s kind of lost, you darn sure make sure you put your arm around them and you take care of them and you don’t leave them hanging out there because you do not want them to have a bad experience just because you have an I don’t care attitude. You don’t want to do that.

You want them to have the best. And I’ll tell you what, we have made so many new family So to speak with these people that you go in, I got a lady, I got seven cars coming. Her husband died. Her husband came to Austin all the time. He’s got seven cars. She’s never walked in our building. You know what? I went out there.

I took all of her pictures. I did [00:42:00] all of her paperwork. I walked her through it. I’m picking up her cars for her. She’s coming to the auction. We have a style box up there. I’m gonna put her up there. We’re gonna take care of her. Everything’s gonna be fine. It’s just what you gotta do. It’s really a good thing too.

I mean, I really appreciate it too at the end of the day.

Don Weberg: There’s a lot of new formats coming around. You know, bring a trailer. Hemmings has gone online. I think people have finally realized, hey, Thanks to technology, this can be kind of easy. What are some of the benefits of selling online? Are there any, or does it all revolve around, Hey, let’s go be there.

What, what are your thoughts on that?

Johnny Ransom: Well, I talked to a guy today down in Florida. His name’s Jonathan from bullet motor sports, and we were talking about selling some cars and he’d been selling some cars and bring a trailer. Now he’s still coming to my auction. He comes and buys a truckload of cars, every sale.

And then he does his retail stuff. What he does now, he really, really market his cars. He really, really does a lot of stuff on all your social media stuff, videos of the cars. I mean, [00:43:00] he just takes it to a new level. But he still sells a lot of cars on bringing trailer right now, and so he is being really good for him.

So it’s another outlet. We have our dates and, and everybody that’s in the auction business know what our dates are. Let’s just say Mecu. Everybody knows what Mecu dates are and everybody knows what Barrett dates are. And r e m and Broad Arrow, these are the guys who, who try to not to step on their toes and be going up against these guys at the same time because it’s not healthy.

Cause you want to be able to draw all the buyers. You can,

Don Weberg: do you think those formats are the future or it’s just another outlet? But do you think there’s going to be more growth in that area? The, the online selling, buying experience?

Johnny Ransom: I think it’s another outlet for selling for dealers. Some collectors also using that outlet.

So different than like RK motors in Charlotte, where you can take your car and design it with them and they will sell you a car for you. Streetside classics. One of them, it’s not an auction house, but there’s another way to sell your car. But if you were individual, most dealers [00:44:00] don’t take their cars in or do stuff like that.

But for a dealer is another outlet to be able to flip cars, to be able to sell more cars, to be able to buy more cars. They only have X amount of money anyway to keep generating and keep selling where if this month’s running a little slow, you know, you’ve been selling 20 cars and you only got 12 down and you want to.

What am I going to do with these cars? How can I sell them? All right. So

Don Weberg: all that said, what’s the future at GAA? You’re building a new building and back for memorabilia. You’ve got three auctions a year that I know of you’re doing a specialty auction next year, so that takes it up to four.

Johnny Ransom: There’s always room for improvement.

We’ve always thrived to be on hands and a lot of personal one on one contact with people. Anyone having any kind of problem, we try to jump right in immediately, take care of any kind of problems they have, which I can’t say we have a whole lot of problems. At this point, you know, we’ve put on a lot of options since 2012.

And so we’re getting a lot better than what we normally have. And I mean, [00:45:00] the secrets to it all, and I tell anyone, and I didn’t know in 2012 compared to now, it’s all about the car. If you got the cars, they come. You can have 10, 000 cars, but if they’re not what someone wants, it’s enticed him enough to get on that plane from California to fly out here, buy that car, then you’re not doing your job.

Then again, it comes into marketing and so forth from that point to be able to get that out there to everybody. So, you know, we’ve been doing some stuff here with Mab television. I haven’t some stuff recording and been playing later. We are tentatively looking forward to going hopefully live in 2023.

That’s our next big step, taking it to the big stage, so to speak. Just like everybody else we’ve come in contact with, every other option I’ve come in contact with them. And I got some friends I’ve made with the Mecham group, with the Bear Jackal group, and been able to ask questions where most people couldn’t, you know, they never started out with the big NBC sports or [00:46:00] velocity or whatever, you know, or Motor Trend, excuse me.

They already started small, so hopefully that’s what we’re going to do, just like we’ve done it fast. One step at a time, but it’s coming. It’s coming really big. I think the memorabilia is going to be there right across the street right now. There’s another building they’ve done and graded. It’s going to be beside the new memorabilia building.

Hopefully, he says it’ll be done by July the 4th. I’m hoping that’s going to be what we call the event center where we can grow more sponsors and more vendors just like you were talking. Hey, bring your wife, bring your kids. There’s more stuff for you to be able to do. Hey, I might want to go over here and buy me a Rolex.

There might be a vendor over there doing that. Been able to sell jewelry or that they could go do a little shopping or so to speak, instead of just looking at cars. And then the husband can go look at the cars and buy a car, whatever they want to do to make it more well rounded, so to speak, so you can be more family atmosphere for a total package.

That’s the new future. Also, I’m hoping that this event center that we [00:47:00] could do more vendors and be able to hold more cars and display the cars a lot better than the way we display them, which is not the wrong way we do them, but it could be a little bit more dressy or flashier. That’d be terrific. Yeah, it will be.

Don Weberg: GAA, you’ve got an auction coming up November 3, 4, and 5. How many cars are we looking to expect at that sale? 750. That’s a lot of cars.

Johnny Ransom: Yes, sir.

Don Weberg: Now, is there a large selection of two wheel vehicles coming up? I saw some of those on the website. There was a whole bunch of motorcycles, minibikes, etc. Is that from a private collection or does GAA always have a lot of motorcycles and bikes for sale?

Johnny Ransom: We always, I got a group of guys that don’t do nothing but dabble in the motorbikes and stuff, and they always provide those for me. They do real well with them. And that’s another thing like I was telling you about the memorabilia stuff. Those Honda 70s and 90s and stuff. They’re insane right now.

They’re, they bring a lot of money. Yeah. They’ve gone crazy. Yeah. A lot of people [00:48:00] relate to those like, you know, I had one of those and I want one back, you know, I won’t buy them back.

Don Weberg: It’s funny when you bring that up, because I’ve got a buddy. We used to restore those. I knew nothing about motorcycles and he used to drag those things home from the junkyard and he’d get five or six of them.

He’d put one bike together and make one great bike. They were gorgeous. So yeah, you’re, you’re hitting the nail on the head with that one with me. I see their bikes and I think, Oh man, back in the olden days, you know.

Johnny Ransom: Oh yeah. And listen, it’s 3, 504 grand and being the rare color ones, you know, you can get up to 7, 500 to 10, 000.

Yeah. That’s new. That’s nice. It’s been redone to be able to have that and have that in your garage out there around your cars or whatever. Most of these guys are buying them up

Don Weberg: for the November sale, November three, four, and five, are there any truly significant cars coming up that you remember for that sale?

Johnny Ransom: Restomods right now, a lot of the new. Guys that’s buying these cars, you know, they’re not really into the carburetor cars. They’re all into these LS motor cars. So we got [00:49:00] quite a bit of Aristo mods. I got a couple of really nice Nomads and some Corvettes. It’s really, really super nice. It’s going to really rock the house, so to speak.

I got a Copo coming and I got a LS6 is coming. And both of those cars will be certified through Jeremy Nates. I got a little bit of everything. Like you said, I got some Ferraris. Got some Porsches all the way down to 35 DeSotos, air cooled, unbelievable, beautiful 30s cars. I got a little bit of everything for everybody.

Crew Chief Eric: Obviously, we’re talking about classic cars, muscle cars, and trucks. Those are the ones that really sell at auction. And you said the word restomod, and that got my attention. And there’s been a trend lately of taking these classic cars, these muscle cars, and these trucks, and turning them into EVs by retrofitting in Tesla power plants and others.

So I wanted to get your take on this. Evolution, as we like to call it around here, and how that might change the auction world.

Johnny Ransom: I got an electric truck. First time I ever sold one. Going to try to sell one. Maybe a Rivian. Whatever. I’m not [00:50:00] really up on them, but I got one. Okay? The guy called me, and when he called me, I immediately was typing in and watching them see what they were going online.

And then also, I told him, hold on a second, let me make a few phone calls. I called a couple of my buddies. There’s like, Johnny, you can’t get them. There’s a waiting list like you wouldn’t believe. Crazy not to take it. That’s all I needed here. Caught him back. I hooked him right on in. I said, yeah, I gotta have it.

So I got one. I want everybody to watch. Let’s see what it does. I want to see how much it brings. Well, you know, I’m kind of torn because, you know, the Lightning trucks, they’re over the top right now. I’m expecting that truck to do real well too, because they don’t have no time, no miles on it whatsoever, right?

I mean, I know everything is trying to go for green new deal. Everything’s trying to change. I just don’t know, man. I really, I don’t think in my world and most people I talked to, did I hang out with, and this email collector card, they got white hair, dude. And they’re not buying it. Okay? They’re just not buying it.

They love to [00:51:00] hear that rumble. They like that power. They’re not buying it whatsoever.

Don Weberg: Johnny, don’t worry. In another 20 years, we’ll be auctioning off that vintage Tesla Model S. You don’t see them like this anymore. They’ve still got the original battery pack. Check this thing out. Let’s plug it in, you know?

Crew Chief Eric: That’s right. I hear that,

Johnny, I gotta ask you, any shout outs, promotions, or anything else you’d like to share that we didn’t cover thus far?

Johnny Ransom: Yes, I’d like to have a shout out to our good friend Reliable Carriers. They’re one of our biggest sponsors. Really good friends of ours for the TAA team. Dale Wilson, really good. Work with you any kind of way.

He’ll haul your car anywhere in the United States and, uh, also liquid performance. They have all of our cleaning supplies and stuff and their technology on cleaning and auto detailing stuff is phenomenal. And also I want to thank Hagerty Insurance, they’re one of our sponsors also. They do a ton of stuff with us.

There’s another company out there called Navispak. They do all of our shipping, [00:52:00] all of our memorabilia and so forth. And I want to have a big shout out to them also. And JJ Best for the financing that they do for all of our financing needs. They really help us, really help us out a lot.

Don Weberg: Six acres under one roof in Greensboro, North Carolina.

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Crew Chief Eric: tell you, I can’t thank you enough for coming on and explaining to me, especially how the auction world works. And you know, now I know exactly what to do. You’re going to see me there at a GAA auction in a white suit, my collar pop, dark shades on a Jordache duffel bag.

And my ping pong pallet ready to bid on the next vehicle coming across that line. I love it. I can’t wait. I can’t wait. We’re going to put you up front. Well, again, thank you so much for coming on and telling us all about this.

Johnny Ransom: You guys are wonderful. I appreciate it so much. And thank you for having me on tonight.

It’s been an awesome time. I really enjoyed it.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction to Break/Fix Podcast
  • 00:25 Garage Style Magazine Sponsorship
  • 00:57 The Excitement of Classic Car Auctions
  • 01:59 Meet Johnny Ransom from GAA Classic Car Auctions
  • 02:10 Johnny’s Journey into the Automotive World
  • 05:13 The Birth of GAA Classic Car Auctions
  • 08:15 GAA’s Unique Auction Experience
  • 11:28 Memorabilia Sales at GAA Auctions
  • 13:27 Diverse Range of Vehicles at GAA
  • 15:17 Auctioneer Dynamics and Attendee Experience
  • 16:37 First-Time Auction Goer Tips
  • 19:36 Bidding and Payment Process
  • 24:27 Ensuring Title Transfers and Paperwork
  • 28:00 State Tax Regulations for Car Purchases
  • 28:29 Handling Titles and State Inspections
  • 29:08 Auction Fees and Buying Process
  • 29:56 Selling Your Car at GAA
  • 31:44 Placing and Pricing Cars for Auction
  • 35:08 Running and Driving Requirements
  • 35:29 Handling Large Car Collections
  • 37:21 Post-Auction Sales and Consignments
  • 39:02 Auction vs. Private Sale
  • 44:23 Future of GAA and Online Auctions
  • 47:13 Upcoming Auctions and Notable Cars
  • 49:36 Electric Vehicles in Auctions
  • 51:19 Shoutouts and Closing Remarks

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One of GAA’s most distinctive practices is encouraging sellers to stand beside their vehicles during the auction. “You’re never going to sell your car just by putting it on a number,” Johnny says. “You’ve got to be there to answer questions, to share the story.” That personal touch, he believes, makes all the difference – especially when buyers are looking for that “warm and fuzzy” feeling before making a purchase.

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While GAA auctions everything from pre-war classics to Ferraris, Johnny admits there’s a sweet spot: muscle cars and trucks. “We knock it out of the park with those,” he says. But don’t count out the exotics – thanks to relationships with local dealers, GAA consistently features high-end imports like Porsches and G-Wagons.


First-Time Auction Goer? Here’s What to Expect

If you’ve never attended a car auction, GAA makes it easy. There’s no gate fee – just register as a bidder. Pre-registration costs $150, and it jumps to $200 the week of the sale. Johnny recommends arriving early to inspect vehicles and verify documentation. For remote buyers, GAA offers proxy bidding and even independent inspectors who can evaluate cars on your behalf.

And yes, while wire transfers and certified checks are the norm, Johnny has seen his share of cash buyers – including one Texan who paid for eight cars with Walmart bags full of bills.

GAA’s title verification process is rigorous. Every car’s VIN is matched against its title, and background checks are run to catch any salvage or theft history. Their staff includes former DMV employees, ensuring that paperwork is handled with precision and care.

Photo courtesy GAA Auctions

GAA isn’t just about cars anymore. With the collector memorabilia market booming, Johnny and his team are adding a new twist: simultaneous memorabilia auctions. Starting in February, they’ll host morning sales of automobilia, petroleana, and vintage garage décor alongside the main event. A massive 50-foot jumbotron will anchor the new space, and Johnny predicts monthly memorabilia sales within two years.

At its heart, GAA is about connection. Whether you’re a seasoned dealer or a first-time buyer, Johnny and his team want you to feel welcome. “Car guys love cars,” he says. “They’re going to be there no matter what.”


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THE DELIVERATOR has been named EV of the year!

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SRO has revealed their 2023 schedule!

Mainstream Media Coverage of NASCAR

The Bubba Wallace vs Kyle Larson Battle

Le Mans 2023 Official Teaser!

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TRANSCRIPT

[00:00:00] Hello and welcome to the Gran Touring Motor Sports Podcast Break Fix, where we’re always fixing the break into something motorsports related. The Drive-Throughs GTMs monthly news episode, and is sponsored in part by organizations like H P D E junkie.com, hooked on driving American muscle.com, collector car guide.net, project Motoring Garage style magazine, and many others.

If you are interested in becoming a sponsor of the drive-through, look no further than www.gt motorsports.org. Click about and then advertising. Thank you again to everyone that supports Gran Touring Motorsports, our podcast Break Fix and all the other services we provide. Welcome to the drive-through episode number 27.

This is our monthly recap where we put together a menu of automotive motor. In random car. Jason News. Now let’s pull up to window number one for our showcase. Whoa. Is it that time of year already? [00:01:00] Is Tanya High? How’s that song gonna trigger, please? Not My feet and we’re like trunk or treat. Do you have your Halloween costume for your car ready yet?

You know, I wanted to go with my favorite two pieces of brown foam over the roof of the car. It’ll look like a toaster, but I’ve reused that so many times. I gotta come up with something better. What about you, Brad? What are you thinking? Halloween costume for your R 32. Paint it white and call it a marshmallow because it looks like a giant marshmallow.

No. You know what? Maybe make like a knitted white hat and put it on top so it looks like Papa Smurf. Mm, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So paint it white and then put that strip of seaweed around it so it’s a piece of sushi. I was gonna say, you’ve got the makings of a sonic. Hey. There you go. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just needed the red and white shoes. Mm-hmm. , that might work out pretty well. What about you, Tanya? How are you gonna decorate your car? I haven’t given it. No thought. Any suggestions? Probably a new paint job, right? Because you’re not happy with the color. So , which one? We’ll talk about that more later. W won.

I’m [00:02:00] fine with the color and, and it’s tdi. I, you should just little, little blue. You just nail the throttle and you just, this costume is fog. I’m just fog . Crop duster. Yes. I’m, I like it. I’m, I’m pollution . I’m making your children sick. Noxious gas . Well, she could masquerade as a clean diesel. I mean, think about that costume.

Ooh, I would, you know what I would do is I get a little license plate surround that says my other vehicle is a. Gasoline, , cause those exist, right? Well, , but in all seriousness, it is the season for trunk or treating and trick-or-treating. And if anyone’s interested in some tips or tricks or treats, cuz they haven’t quite planned out their Halloween FIV yet this year, you can hop on over to a girls guide to cars.com and find a number of articles featuring different Halloween tips and [00:03:00] tricks, how to decorate your car if you’re going to a trunk or treat how to decorate it if you’re just looking to be fun and decorate it.

But also some helpful reminders for Halloween safety as it is the time of year when lots of children can tend to get injured by other vehicles. So pedestrian safety, public safety announcement. Don’t go speeding through your neighborhood on Halloween night as you don’t know what ghouls and goblins are running around PSA in general.

Just don’t go speeding through your neighborhood like an idiot. At any time. Halloween is not exclusive. Yes, this is true. And especially that drive-through Halloween Park in Orlando, whatever the thing was we talked about like two years ago, I wanted to ask about that. Did we hear anything about all the number of casualties that happened last year?

Because I didn’t hear anything about it. I was severely disappointed. Did not hear about number of casualties, but spoiler alert is back this year. What It must have been successful then. It is all new this year. A new 30 minute thrill ride for $20. If you find [00:04:00] yourself in Orlando, if, if you drive your own car through, how is it a thrill ride?

Unless you’re going over 80? It’s not a thrill ride. It’s a slow, it’s a, the more like a bar crawl than a thrill ride. It is Florida. If you’re behind, we don’t stuff jumping out at you. That’s quite thrilling, even if you’re going two miles an hour. But if I do recall, you drive two locations and stop. So there is no moving and having people run out with chainsaws at you , cause that would be a recipe for disaster.

If our listeners out there have some awesome Halloween traditions that they do with cars, I think we should hear about it and we’ll probably be posting about it on the break Fix Facebook group. So if you wanna jump on there and give us your tips and tricks for this Halloween, I’d be sure interested to hear about it.

I’m sure my kids would be delighted to know too. So send us your pictures of your favorite car or your car dressed up or things that you do with your car, your best trunk, or treat pictures cuz I’m curious to see ’em. But you know what else also happens in October, the whole racing season is pretty much winding down.

Whoa, whoa, [00:05:00] whoa. Unless you live in a place where there is no change in the seasons. So for those of us here on the East Coast, things are really rapidly winding down is it’s getting colder and colder every day. But what else is wrapping up is the open wheel and formula one season. So why don’t we jump into that as our showcase for the first time in 27 episodes.

Let’s kick it. With Formula One, there’s only four races left. One coming up this weekend that will have happened before the drive through airs. We do not know the recap on that as of yet. Who will take first place? It’s Lewis Max for staff and wins. Favorite track, but he did not win there last year, for the first time in forever.

I heard that Mercedes was doing some changes to their front wing. Sounded like to help with turn in. So maybe he’ll stand a chance. Likely not. So can we just make predictions for this race that has already happened when this airs. I’m [00:06:00] going to say that Vertap and Wins, followed by La Cleric, followed by Vern’s teammate Sergio.

Sergio, yeah. Ccho followed by signs, followed by Hamilton. Signs is gonna crash out and end up in like last. But isn’t Coda just like Monaco? You end where you qualify unless you screw up. No, there’s plenty of passing opportunities at Coda for the back markers. Mercedes has been so far ahead of the pack, but this is a different year.

Maybe Hamilton didn’t do so well at Coda last year because just like this year he has to explain his latest jewelry investigation. Jewelry investigation. Tell us more. I think it has something to do with his nose stud and he had to leave it in place cause he was, had an infection of some sort. Hadn’t they already got on his case about wearing jewelry during the races, like earrings.

He already, you know, the nose ring and everything like that. Like they’re very much against it. I’m like, because it’s safety, we’ll use that excuse fine, whatever. I mean as long as it fits in your helmet, it doesn’t obscure your vision or whatever, it isn’t ripping into the flame [00:07:00] retardant material element.

Why do you care? But I mean, if he’s having. Take the damn thing out. I don’t know what to say. Is this like the women that go to an office environment and they’ve got a nose ring? So they got a, a piece of, uh, band-aid over it because they can’t take it out? Well, apparently he had it like soldered in, so it was like permanent stud, so he couldn’t take it out.

And so they gave him an exception and then he took it out because of the rules and then he got an infection, so he had to put it back in. And I guess that’s where like the newest debacle is. Well, he soldered it in, so he had to use a dremel to get it out. So of course he had an infection. . He had to have somebody on the team dremel it out because he couldn’t do it himself.

Can you imagine ? I don’t know like how you do that. Anyway, I, I gotta say these jewelry rules are stupid and they’re all over the place in sports. The Yankee. That has nothing to do with Formula One, obviously. But they have all kinds of weird dress code rules as well. I don’t know if they changed them recently cause I haven’t been keeping up, but they used to have one where nobody on the team could have a beard or any facial hair whatsoever.

I [00:08:00] think they allowed mustaches at some point. But yeah, and, and no jewelry, I mean, very few people were allowed to wear jewelry and stuff. It’s, I think those rules are stupid. That mustache rule is hilarious. Cause all the baseball players look like seventies porn stars and it’s, they’re terrible. Yeah. O okay.

My Piazza , I could, I can understand those rules in a sport that could have potential contact between people. Yeah. Yeah. Because that could be a source of injury. Like Yes, baseball is not a contact sport. However, players sliding into bases, there’s potential to contact somebody else. You could have an injury that way, a tear off of jewelry or scratch.

So I could get that rule the nose stud in your nose inside your helmet. If the crash is so bad that your helmet is compromised to such an extent that the nose ring becomes a problem, it doesn’t matter anymore. You’re dead. It’s a very high problem, I think. Am I missing something? Can your family recover the [00:09:00] nose stud and sell it for millions?

You know, I could understand like a rule that’s like, don’t wear rings because why would you honestly, because your hands can swell or do whatever when you’re doing physical boards like that, or a situation of, you know, I don’t know, something happening and, and your finger getting smashed in the ring, cutting off your finger or something like that.

Or same thing with a, a necklace chain, even though that should be tucked into your suit. Not a big deal, but heaven forbid it got snagged somehow on something and I don’t know, chokes you but your nose stud, I don’t know, earrings. If you had an earring, like again, if your helmet’s that far compromised, you are not giving a, an F1 about your nose ring in this picture.

He’s got his AirPods in. Does he wear them when he is racing too? Is he out there listening to like Jay-Z and Oz or wear whatever the hell lu listen to? Well, they all have an earpiece, right? Well, he is definitely not listening to the team. The, the joke is that he’s listening to music or something and not paying attention to them.

But you know, who never had to worry about any of this in his 60 plus years of racing? Mario [00:10:00] Formula One Champion 1978, Mario Andretti and he made some news in Formula One this month. He got back into the seat of a Formula one car, a modern. Formula one car, modernish. It was a pre four cylinder turbo McLaren thing.

It was, it sounded amazing. It sounded good. Yeah. What was it? A 2013? Yeah. Yeah, the 2013 McLaren. And he got to drive it around Laguna Seka. I don’t know how many laps he got from the video I watched. It’s only about five minutes. He did at least three and his first lap. That’s what I was saying. I was like, oh man, he is driving like he’s going to K-Mart or something.

And then he was, he was actually doing the right thing. He was hitting all his apexes. Mm-hmm. , he let it warm up. And by that third lap I was like, for an 82 year old, he is booking. I mean, you heard him going into the turns, downshifting, get right back on it. I was like, dude, he’s still got it. And you watched his lines and they were super clean and I was like, man, you go, that’s awesome.

We need another 80 year old driver out there competing against him. That’s called V [00:11:00] R G. You need like the League of Legends or something. International Race of Champions. Yeah, I, Iraq, . Yeah. Whoever’s still around, they need their own series. , the G series. Geriatric, I mean NASCAR got most of the senior citizen sponsors on their cars.

Anyway. Seattle, Viagra, A A R P. I mean, what’s the difference, right? The Silver Fox series. Uh, you know, we talked about this last month. You guys brought up the whole thing about Colton Herda and his super license and all that. And you know what, somebody followed up on exactly what you guys were talking about, that there were other drivers that would have been rejected under these F1 super license rules and they brought up eight of them.

The new super license rule, which this rule came into effect with Max for staffs move into super license in 2015. So he was the reason why they even instituted this rule, basically himself or a lot of people before him, not have qualified [00:12:00] for their super licenses into F1 and the eight drivers in reverse order.

Oh, it’s a Letterman list. Let’s go number eight, Alonzo real, number seven, Damon Hill. Whoa, number six, Alan Jones. Who the hell is he? Jensen button at number five. Number four, Nigel Mansel. Wow, that’s impressive. Can you imagine us missing the great Nigel Mansel number three. The Iceman Jimmy Reichen, really, because apparently he had like three days of racing or something ridiculous.

It wasn’t three, but he didn’t have very many races under his belt. Number two, this one surprises the hell outta me, Nikki. Louder really? Because essentially he bought his way through , F two, and into F1 the good old days. And then number one, Mr. Max for step and himself who brought this rule. That’s an interesting [00:13:00] list of folks.

The history books would be a lot different if this rule was in place. So that’s where I’m getting at. Why does this have to be so complicated? If you wanna buy your way in, you can afford to run on a Formula One team. No. Cause Maan is the reason why they don’t want that . He might spin, isn’t that what his, isn’t that how you pronounce it?

Maz ma Apin. I feel like this is just another barrier of entry. Exactly. Or people that don’t look like the rest of the people that are already on the F1 grid. Yeah. It’s just another barrier of entry and, and a long list of other barriers of entry to, to prevent people like women, people of color and things like that from getting access and be having an opportunity.

Americans in general. Yeah. Having an opportunity to race on, you know, open Wheels. Biggest stage. It’s kind of sad. They talk about, you know, Mario, the American F1 winner and all that, and I’m not discrediting any of his wins because they’re all legitimate, his championship and everything, but. He was a [00:14:00] naturalized American dual citizenship or whatever.

He, since what Scott Speed was the last one that really tried and that didn’t go anywhere Michael tried That didn’t go anywhere. There was always like something in the way to get an American F one driver out there and it’s like this Colton Herda thing is just, again, they’re playing these games. To your point, we don’t want the Americans here and I don’t understand why do we not have the talent?

It’s like they’re redlining. Just to circle back, to give credit to Mr. Allen Jones, in case anyone is wondering who he is. He was a one-time world champion from 1980. Australian drivers is why I don’t know him. . Okay. He’s like that guy who played one bond film, laser bean. He was awesome. And he was also from Australia.

It’s an Australia. He was a Williams driver in case anyone else wanted more fun facts. I don’t believe that a Williams car won . There used to be something back in the day. Yeah, they definitely were. Ways, oh, there still, now there’s something. . I hear that in [00:15:00] imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so Ferari.

Trying to be Ferrari now, whatever. Their car had a little flame incident in pit lane during, I think it was Singapore Grand pre next. At least they were in pit lane. I, everyone was right there and as we were about to roll him back outta pit lane and then Bosh , whoops. Anti-climatic. And the Singapore race was actually quite interesting.

Not really. Yes, no, it’s a city cor, it’s a city track, right? Mm-hmm. . So it’s a street course, very tight. Essentially it’s follow the leader. So the position you started in was basically the position you ended in. So Sergio took the early lead right off the line and that’s where the race ended with Sergio Teco Perez coming in first, followed by two three, Ferrari finish.

There was some interesting, whoops and almost misses throughout that race. Uncharacteristic lockup by Louis, which totally shunted his chance at [00:16:00] pressuring into third place. Baffin had terrible grid position. I forget, I don’t know what penalties he got that he ended up like eighth when he started, and then obviously didn’t break back into the top three.

Cuz it’s a really hard track to pass people on and you know, that was that race. . And then we had Suzuka, which was a cluster. I watched the first couple laps and then it stopped for two hours. . Yeah, exactly. It was, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? I had to go. I had, I had other things to do. I had grocery shopping and kid detail.

Yes. It was like a nine hour race and eight and a half of those hours was not doing anything. That’s an exaggeration. So it started, it was raining and under the glorious judgment of, I don’t know who, everyone started on inters, on intermediate tires. I was very confused by this. When I saw the lineup of the names and everyone had the inter tires next to their name, it is actively raining.

Why are you not going out on wets? And it’s not even like the radar was like, oh, well in the next five minutes it’s gonna [00:17:00] stop raining. So you know, I don’t wanna be on wets. No, no, no. It was like actively raining and going to be actively raining for like the next several hours and everybody went out on inters.

What happened partway through lock one Carlos rear end broke loose and he crashed. Then somebody else had like a, a failure and ended up red flagging the race basically on lap two. And then they sat there for like two hours, not doing anything, waiting for the rain to subside. And then when they finally decided to go back out, everybody put wets on.

It wasn’t raining. So then what happens two, three laps later, they’re all freaking coming in and switching back to enters because the whats are terrible cuz it’s not actively raining. , how many pit incidents were there? There were, there were a few, or people were like leaving the pit lane side by side and all this crazy stuff and somebody touched somebody else in the pit too.

I mean, it was, it was complete pandemonium. That’s butt slaps, right? I mean there’s, yeah, I mean there was a whole thing and, and like galey, it was whole kind of funny. See, he was so [00:18:00] pissed because when Carlos Rek, they red flagged, but they moved the recovery crane out onto the track. There was so much road spray, you could not see a single thing.

So people got very upset because the same thing happened on Suzuka a number of years ago. Jules Bianchi ended up dying because it was wet rain conditions. There was a crane out attending to another car. He ended up losing control right near the crane and he went at like however many million miles an hour into the crane and he ended up coma, blah, blah.

Months later he’s. Come to those injuries and died. They did the exact same thing. Zero visibility. There was a crane out on the track. These drivers didn’t even know. Gly was like super pissed when he came in cuz he drove right by it. However, later got like a huge penalty cuz he was speeding under red flag.

But there’s like a whole thing that like it hadn’t come through yet on like our little steering wheel that there was a red flag. So like he didn’t slow down. The whole race was a cluster. . Baffin one. LeClair came in second. Sergio came in third. La Clare ends up in third because he [00:19:00] bombed through the last corners, cutting them.

Biking line, ended up getting a five second penalty. Brilliant. Baffin was declared. Two, two-time world champion at this. . Yeah. So the, the rest of the season is kind of mod. It’s the rest of the season is now who’s gonna get second place? . So who is gonna get second place? Do we have any psychic? They’re still trying to figure out the constructor Championship as well.

Right. Comes down to Ferrari powered or not Ferrari powered. Right. I mean that’s how Formula One is right now. No, cuz Red Bulls pretty much gonna win. Who are their engines by Honda? It wasn’t, is it still Honda? Yeah. They don’t have their engines yet, right? They claim to have their, or they their own powertrain.

I can’t keep track of those people. It’s not a Ferrari or Mercedes powertrain. No, but they were No. Right. That’s where I’m all lost. No, they, they were Reno and then they switched to Honda and then I think Honda pulled out. Yeah, it’s still, it’s still Honda. Oh it is still Honda. There’s still Honda until the Motor Power Unit swap in 2026.

Oh. Which is when Audi is coming into [00:20:00] the playing field. Because unlike the whole Porsche thing, they’ve committed to build power units starting 2026 committed in so far as they’re like, we’re gonna start RA winning races within three years. They’re already throwing down the gauntlet. Something about how they’re working with the current Alpha male team.

So this goes back to the same question. Is it Audi’s chassis Alpha slash Ferrari power plant with some stickers, like what are we doing here? But you’re saying they’re gonna build their own motor so then it’s not the alpha male team, they’re just taking over. The Alpha Romeo, engineering and management and all that stuff.

They’re replacing the Alpha team. They have a 75% buyout deal with Saber, who owns Alpha. They’re supposed to be building power units now. The car that they unveiled in August already, which is ver and nice looking, very nice, is Audi. Audi rings all over it. Audi colors. It reminds me of the Decar tron thing that they made.

Yes. It’s like the same style. [00:21:00] It’s got those same Grays branding. Yeah, exactly. Branding smart. I mean, the Porsche one didn’t look like a Porsche, that’s for sure. It looked like something else with stickers on it. This, to your point, looks like what we expect from an Audi race car. Now I still harken back to the A L M S days of the R eight with the silver and the little color on their nose and all that kind of thing.

But this is their new thing for, you know, the 2020s is this, this multicolor grays and blacks and red and it definitely sticks out. It’s definitely pretty cool, but we gotta wait a couple more years. Right before they even hit the stage. They’re not gonna have cars until 24, is that right? They can’t do anything until 2026 because for now what they’ve been saying is they’re gonna supply the power unit and in.

thought there was something to the effect that they’ve got a unit that’ll be ready even later this year or next year for testing. So they’re definitely doing something with power units. I don’t think they can do anything earlier than 26 cuz they’re gonna have to be adhering to whatever the new rules are.

And then it’s T B [00:22:00] D in the future if they’re forced to share power units. So maybe there could be Williams running Audi power plants don’t know. So the bigger question is, what does this mean for Porsche? Because you know what happens wherever VW and Audi go, Porsche soon follows. So they’re gonna come and swoop in and say, that’s great, thanks for designing that car.

And then they’re gonna slap their stickers on it and claim that they made the engine and all this stuff. Uh, the way I see it is it’s a four cylinder power plant or whatever it is now. So they’re gonna go grab a two liter turbo out of an A four. Modify the hell out of it and uh, we’re gonna go to f1.

Well, the whole thing was they were gonna do their separate things, right? They wanted to have both teams out there. And then the whole Porsche Red Bull thing fizzled out. So now Porsche is basically screwed, sort of, but they’re still like, I wanna play at the party. Let me in. So they’re still dancing around in the background.

And the question now is do they still buy into another team partner with the Williams, Andrei, something happened there and they go with Andrei. I just don’t understand how Volkswagen can afford to run two [00:23:00] full teams. It doesn’t make sense. Like why wouldn’t they just do Porsche and V and Audi together, maybe run two cars on the same team instead of two Audis, just a Porsche and an Audi under the same management?

I mean, the cars aren’t gonna be that different at the end of the day. Cuz let’s face it, who’s building the chassis? Is it Audi’s chassis? Is it Delara somebody else? Right? You get into that game, which we talked about before, even when Porsche came to the table, it was whoever’s chassis with a Honda motor, with a Porsche badge on it.

And, and so it’s not, they’re not building these cars from scratch. So it’s sort of like, why field two teams of two cars? . They’re doubling down. More advertising for them I guess, but they’re competing against themselves. It’s, it’s silly. That’s what they always do. But it, I mean it’s, it’s supposed to be a team team though.

It’s shake and bake. It’s not just shake and shake . It’s not how it works. . It’s not twice bake. Shake it and then you bake it. No, it’s not. It’s not. Not bacon baked twice baked. [00:24:00] No it’s not. Bacon baked, triple baked. You know who’s sitting around going Team team. There’s no I in team, Danny, Rick, cuz he’s not on anybody’s team.

W Wall. W what A fall from, not even Grace. I don’t know what his, he had a huge misstep when he left Red Bull Rubble. Basically. Yeah, I mean, he’s your boy. Come on, it’s Danny Rick. Yeah, something’s going on. He’s just not the same driver he used to be. That kind of answers the question. Was it the car or was it him?

It’s obviously the car that cowboy hat that he’s been sporting over the last week. What is going on? Is he a rodeo dude now? Like what is he doing? That’s his shtick to be funny and lighthearted and humorous wherever he goes. And I think he just loves Texas, so he now got that cowboy handle on. He’s very much like Richard Hammond.

He is a closet American, drive’s a Mustang, goes to cars and coffee, runs over a bunch of people and yeah, that’s why he doesn’t drive enough one anymore. I thought you would be more heartbroken about this, Brad. I know there are [00:25:00] people out there that. Devastated that Danny Rick isn’t gonna be on the last

I, I, I am. I am disappointed because I think there are other drivers that deserve to go versus him. But for instance, I think Lance Stroll doesn’t deserve a place on the grid. I think Danny Rick does, but Danny Rick doesn’t have the deep pockets that Stroll does. Yeah. And his daddy doesn’t own the team. He is actually in a great spot right now that he won’t be tethered to Formula One if he turns his eyes the right way next year with G T P and LeMans and w e c do like Alonzo did, get yourself into an L M P car, get your crown somewhere else.

Right. And maybe he’s better suited to sports car and prototype racing. We shouldn’t really feel bad for Danny Re if he’s doing the right things. He’s looking for another seat in another discipline. He’s got a shit ton of money. I don’t feel bad for him. Yeah. I would totally go to Daytona and watch him race in the 24 hour at the Rolex.

A hundred percent. Yeah. Yes, I would do that. Or he could go to [00:26:00] WRC and nobody else would ever see him race again. the League of Legends. The other big news, the other person who’s leaving wishes gonna break many hearts and crush many souls. Is the one the only. Gofi Who? Gofi the goat. Hamilton’s out. No.

Latifi? No. Oh, . Gofi. Latifi. They kicked his ass out. He made a funny, oh, oh. This is what I get for not watching Drive to Survive. Yeah. He doesn’t pay attention to f1, so he doesn’t know that Latifi is called gif. He as a joke that he’s the goat at sucking

So finally Williams made a smart move and they’re kicking him to the curb. And I believe Nick DeVry, who had the most awesome job interview a couple races ago when he sat in for Alex Alban appendicitis emergency procedure and actually scored points for like first [00:27:00] time in a while for Williams. Um, I think he got the seat.

Yeah. Good job. . Good job. And he was the test driver, right? Is what you told me. Something like that. And then he was reserved, so they put him in the seat and uh, he did very well for first time actually out there competing. So he will be on a full-time seat. Awesome. Good friend. Congratulations. Meanwhile, I think there’s news from.

They have a new sponsor. What? Woo is it? Rich Energy again? Bang Energy is going

No, they’ve signed on with MoneyGram. They’re still around. Yeah. Oh, wow. I thought they went out of business like a decade ago. Like who? MoneyGram. Really? It’s a lot bigger in other countries. Like Rich Energy was, oh, because we gotta wire the money to the Nigerian print. So you still need MoneyGram. I understand because the banks won’t let you wire funds to people on the OAC list.

But MoneyGram May or Formula One teams, that’s how worth their for. No, no. You’re thinking of Force [00:28:00] India. . . Good for Haas. Good for Haas because since he might spin’s, dad pulled all his money out. They gotta get sponsorship from somewhere. Ma pin’s dad is involved in MoneyGram, and maybe it’s his backdoor.

We’re, we’re funneling money around somehow. You know, again, MoneyGram is still a thing. Seriously. MoneyGram is headquartered in Dallas, Texas. What? That’s unbelievable. But in a world of Venmo and PayPal and Insta Funds and Cash app and people still use MoneyGram, I mean, I’m, I’m hung up on this. I’m gonna be thinking about this the whole episode.

Wait, this is so MoneyGram. Okay, so this makes sense Now, MoneyGram does the, uh, money orders? No. The post office does the money orders? No, no, no. You can go into 7-Eleven and buy like a MoneyGram money order. I believe my mind is melted. There are a lot of people out there that don’t have checking accounts or can’t have checking accounts, so they do everything through money order.

And who do you get your money orders from? Money. Congratulations, TOAs. [00:29:00] They have us, but I I’ve got one more question though. When does the MoneyGram book come out? . So everybody’s picking up the the Rich Energy book. So when are we gonna get a MoneyGram book? I gotta email Elizabeth and find out. They got like a a three book deal, right?

The next three Hot sponsors. . Yeah. It’s gonna be Rich Energy, MoneyGram and aol. . There’s a trilogy. I still have an AOL CD on my desk. I’d use it as a coaster. My girls asked me the other day, what is that thing with the little yellow man on it? I’m like, it was a weird conversation. Let me tell you. These used to come in the mail, all the CD

So do the money grams come in the mail. There’s other news coming outta. And I love this quote. I guess they decided to cut Mick Schumacher finally because he cost them a fortune and he has wrecked a lot of cars that have cost us a lot of money. It was very profound. I mean, that’s a Yogi bearer quality quote right there.

Mick [00:30:00] costs a fortune. He wrecked a lot of cars that have cost us a lot of money. When you come to a fork in the road, take it . That’s exactly what makes Schumacher’s been doing. He comes to a fork in the road and he takes it and he wrecks the car, and now he costs Gene Haass a ton of money. I think the problem is he doesn’t take the fork in the road.

He’s taken straight down the middle of the fork where there’s no road straight, straight down the fork. That’s why Haass is using MoneyGram, because Gene Haass is paying his people with money orders. , , the check is in the mail. Literally it feels like the pot calling the kettle black. They have to blame somebody.

Now the Mazak has gone, felt like he was wrecking a car, not only in free practice, free practice, two qualifying, and in the race it was like every time he set foot in the car, it was either blowing up or wrecking or whatever. So it’s like really? I mean, fine. Again, you wanna find a way to cut him loose, but the question is now, Make Schumacher’s future.

And like I said last month, just like Danny, Rick, I think he should go somewhere else [00:31:00] and come back to Formula One. So at what point do we not blame the driver and start looking at the car? Mak, he bought his way in whatever, but Schumacher, he actually did really well in F two. Yeah. Didn’t he win the championship in F two before moving up to f1?

But the F two cars are totally different. They’re like Skippy cars, right? They’re all the same. They’re underpowered. I, I don’t think it’s, cuz he lacks skill though. I mean he probably drives better than most of us, but, well that’s not hard. , I mean they’re all super talented, right? Or they wouldn’t be there to some extent except for the guy that got beat by the test driver.

I mean come on. Seriously? Yeah, there’s always an exception to every rule, but for the most part like should be exceptional drivers because F1 is the pinnacle of racing, right? So it’s like you hired everybody who was number one in their school, in their class and then you put them all against each other.

Well someone’s not gonna be number one anymore. . So it’s weird cuz it’s like these are all top drivers, but then clearly there’s somebody who’s coming in for a second, third and someone who’s coming in [00:32:00] 18, 19, 20, right? Or not at all. again, I argue that there should be just like there is in wrc, F1 A and F1 B and there’s a champion and the lower half and whatever.

Because if you divide the top 10 from the bottom 10, it’s two totally different races. Okay. Put max for staffing in the host car. Can he still be number. because clearly he’s driving wise. Amazing. Right? Or the Red Bull is just so far out of the league. But if you put him in the hos car, if he can’t finish better than whatever position, then it’s like, okay, then it’s a car problem.

Right? And they don’t have the money to put into their car cuz they really didn’t this year. Like everyone else has exceeded their budget caps or just at their budget cap and like they haven’t hit it yet. So it’s like they’re intentionally not spending money. So they’re not making any improvements. And so if you ever got a shitty car, didn’t we already prove that with Hamilton?

Once they changed the Mercedes? He is, it’s like 10th place all the time. He doesn’t, can’t get outta his own way. So was it him or was it the car? So he went from goat to Gofi in one [00:33:00] season, right? Because Russell, up until the last few races was always top five finishing in a Mercedes. So how did they tune the cars different from each other?

The same team, same Mercedes cars, but one is doing worse than the other. That was a criticism that. Masin had, and his father had of the Haas team last year was that Mick was getting the better car. That’s like saying you’re getting the better go-kart at the go-kart track. I get that , I don’t know, but I feel like Formula One has always been this way since the days of Lotus where it’s like.

Cheat as much as you can until you get caught and then just kind of pull back. And so that’s why you see these huge discrepancies and they changes, but the cars are all the saved by regulation. Yeah, I think that’s bs. They can’t be, you can see that they’re not, because the Red Bulls pull away and they pull away sometimes at staggering gaps to everyone else.

And it’s like, how, how is that possible? And I mean, one could say that that was the case for the Mercedes for years and [00:34:00] years and years. Cuz it was like, you know, Hamilton’s in the lead and nobody can touch the Mercedes and now suddenly nobody can touch the Red Bulls. I mean it’s unfortunate for Mick, you hate to see it cuz of his father.

Not only is he out of the seat for ho but he is, he no longer has that Ferrari seat either. Haass has a new sponsor, but do they have any drivers for next year? So another thing that they’ve said is Gunther. It is either Gunther or Jean. I don’t know which one it was. But someone from Haas has basically, they said they’re done with rookies.

They do not want to seat drivers anymore that are rookies. They want somebody with experience in their seats. They’re, they don’t want train them. I believe Gunther said, we’re fucking down with these fucking rookies, . That sounds about right. That’s, that’s, that sounds about right. Gunther quote. That’ll be on drive to survive next season.

It’s true. So it’ll be interesting to see who they. There. Danny, Rick, Danny, Rick, , . Can I just say I’m tired of F1 and F1 fan, boys and girls saying F1 is the pinnacle of Motorsport. It’s the self-proclaimed pinnacle of motorsport. I don’t think it’s actually the pinnacle of [00:35:00] motor sport. It’s, it’s not the greatest motors sport in the history of the world.

I’m tired of people saying that. I keep saying it. Multi-class endurance racing is the pinnacle of motorsport. And to your point about they should have F1 A and F1 B, so the F1 grid is essentially multi-class racing. . That’s my point. They’re gold, silver, bronze level, right? Just like it is in sports, car racing.

Silver fox level. Just bring Mario Andretti back. They’ll be much better off for it. He can run for Haas. No problems sir. Go run for the Andretti team. For those of you that actually pay attention to Formula E. It is reportedly ditching their fan boost option for the next season. There’s Formula e . Are they replacing fan boost with checkpoints from like fours of Horizon?

No. Do it like Man, Nintendo. What was it? Rad racer. So like, yes, if you were missing the checkpoint, your car started to slowing down, but you could like still coast through that checkpoint and then like boom, the power’s back on . Do it like that. Yes. Have Elon Musk [00:36:00] get the button Turning people’s power off in one.

You know the other thing that’s going away, like I mentioned this month, is Formula W, the women’s version of Formula One is no longer gonna happen. Going back to what we were talking about, multi-class formula racing, I was always against the idea of having something separate. Why, to your point, Brad, from earlier about all these gates and the super licensing and everything we talked about, when are we gonna see the first female Formula One driver?

I didn’t think the series was ending. I thought the series was just ending early this year. Cause they ran outta money, but that’s it. They ran outta money. It’s over for the season, but it’s not necessarily that they’re not gonna get money yet for next season, right? W Series is ending their 2022 season early to focus on fundraising for the 2023 season.

So they’re trying to raise funds for next year. You know how they do that money Graham? When are we gonna start seeing Rich Energy at W Series cars? When are we gonna get our first Formula? One female driver. Apparently we’ve had one. Wait, we did, she’s from Italy [00:37:00] years ago. Really? Lela Lombardi, no woman, has raced in a world championship F1 race since Lela Lombardi’s 12th place.

Finish in the 1976 Austrian Grand Prix, which ended her brief. 17 Grand Pix spell across 1974 and 76. Still, by far the longest racing career in F1 for any female driver. You learn something new every day. Look at that. She did better than any host driver . Maybe they should look into her. Maybe Hosh should go the W series route.

Probably a good time for us to transition to more normal automotive news and get out of our showcase here and talk about Volkswagen, Audi and Porsche News really quick. And we’ve mentioned for several months now that Porsche is going public. You know they’re gonna be traded on the NASDAQ and things like that.

Their I P O is topping the tip top tip of the range. And financial advisors and investors are going crazy. 73. Billion dollar I p O. That’s huge for a car company, especially a Porsche size. So like we said before, if you’re looking to invest, you know, it might be time to jump [00:38:00] in on some of that Porsche stock, although then again, it might cost you as much as a brand new GT three.

So I, is the ticker gonna be poor ? Uh, that’s good. I like that. Meanwhile, in Lambo land, which most people recognize Lamborghini as one of the youngest hottest Italian auto manufacturers, except they got bought by the Germans like 15 years ago or so now, and most Lamborghini are just really old R eights underneath.

That being said, Lamborghini, as we’ve mentioned before, they’re opting for A G T P, that’s the former LMP one category of Lamont’s, W E C racing with their own entry. I’m excited to see what. L n p Lamborghini looks like, because traditionally they’ve run in GT classes with the Porsches and the ASINs and the Ferrari and everybody else, but we’re gonna have to wait until 2024.

I’m tired of waiting. Yeah, me too. It all seems like we gotta wait another four or five years. But what it signals to me is Lamborghini [00:39:00] is probably gonna get Porsche’s leftovers after this year because Porsche’s gotta come to the big stage first. Right. It’s all in the family. It will be a different power plant.

It’s gonna be a v. So you say to yourself, wait, didn’t Lamborghini say that they have this phased EV plan? Well, they’re saying gas V8 2024, so we’re gonna have to wait a couple more years to see what Lambo does. Meanwhile, I think somebody is a little burgundy with envy. Excuse me. Why? Because Pam block’s daughter has your cuatro with the crack paint color,

And they built it in no time flat. It must be nice to build a car in no time flat when you have a shit ton of money right in a squad of mechanics at your beck and call. I enjoyed this video. It’s in the show notes. It’s her taking her new old car, I guess you could say a not fully Hogan out Long body Audi Quattro Coop.

First generation out there. Again, I, I don’t know where they’re finding these cars cause there’s not that many of ’em to [00:40:00] begin with, but they happen to get another one. It is Tchen red, you know, they put the car together rather quickly. I’ve been following the videos and the other day they went out for a test drive for the first time.

She also went for her driver’s license and I found this video really, really entertaining. There were some pretty accurate depictions of what goes on when you drive one of these cars. . You don’t say, let’s start with the ye shall find second gear if you can’t find it. Grind it. Ye . He was just like, just skip to third.

And then you just hear the whole thing just bogged down completely. I’m like, yep. That’s what it’s like driving a five cylinder Audi. Yep. Pretty much . That’s fine. You, you just, you gotta take your time. You gotta take your time a little bit. Having owned these cars, I worked on these cars personally. You need to be as if you were driving a Bentley transition from one gear to the other.

The minute you speed shifted, everything binds up and it’s over. It’s not gonna happen because his car has one of those fancy antsy, pistol grip, super rally shifters, sequential [00:41:00] job or whatever he is got in there and it’s nothing like her street car. So I, I’m glad that they just didn’t build a replica and paint it red.

Well, I enjoyed when they turned the heat on or. Air condit something and all of a sudden, like, stuff puffed out of the ves, did you catch that ? It’s like, yeah, that happens all the time. The other one is where your, the bottom of your shoes get really, really hot when you drive in front. Yeah. I was like, oh, honey, she, what is she?

Whatever she said, she was like, oh yeah, I’m, and my like, feet got Really? It was getting really hot. I’m like, oh yeah, honey. Yeah. Your legs gonna start to burn after a while. . Yep. That tunnel gets real warm up there with it in those tunnel. Those you don’t got a problem in the wintertime in those cars. . Yeah.

I, I love how she’s like, oh, the dashboard’s all clunky and it wasn’t even bolted down. Well, it wasn’t even that one was like, it’s not even attached thought. I heard her say it like she put on the turn signal and nothing happened. I was like, well, that, no, she put the turn signal on and her lights started flashing or something.

and the headlights started blinking. That’s [00:42:00] normal . You don’t get used to that too. Are you sure it’s not? You turn the, the turn signal on and the battery voltage is, is, is fluttering and it’s causing the headlights to blink. Yeah. Yeah. This is why you use a 20 valve alternator and all sorts of other fun upgrades.

Yeah. I mean, the five cylinder world, for those that don’t know, it’s very peculiar. There’s a lot of things you gotta do. There’s a lot of things you gotta update and backdate. It’s perfectly fine. It, it is, it’s fun to see somebody spending time with these cars, with new eyes, but the things that she’s complaining about or, or really not complaining about, uh, we’re, I’m just like, yeah, that’s, that’s, you’ll get used to it.

It’s not a Subaru. It is what it. Well, it’s time that we move on to Lower Saxony. We actually have some news from both Mercedes and BMWs. So what’s up? What is up Indeed? So if anyone’s in the market for a new Mercedes-Benz, the new EV Mercedes on the E Q S platform, the 2023 suv, you can [00:43:00] hop on over to a girls guide to cars.com and get a very nice review from Sarah Lacey on this new Mercedes model.

I like it. , but I liked more when I got done reading the article where it said, Hey, check out this 2021 G L S 63. That is a nice S U v. I just don’t pay attention to those. And then when I started looking at it, this one had some wheels, some other stuff done too. It, I was like, that’s a handsome looking car.

I’d be okay with that. The new one, I’m not sure, it’s still that no grill. Grill. At least they give it a grill. I don’t really like the ones where they don’t give the cars the grills anymore. I don’t know. It must be from years of just seeing cars with grills, it’s, it’s weird. The Tesla look, I like it. Even if it’s the faux grill, the styling’s a little bit better than some of the more recent SUVs.

They’re very elongated looking and very squished. I don’t know, maybe this one is still like that, but it looks a little bit maybe rounder in the front and not so [00:44:00] much as like a squished hot dog roll. So, I don’t know. I’m not in the market for Mercedes, but if you’re in the market for an electric Mercedes, you might wanna try this one out.

The interior looks very posh, very nice. I mean, if somebody offered you a gold wing Mercedes, you wouldn’t take it. Yes, a hundred percent. You’re not in the market. You’re always in the market for an S SLS or a gtr. Come on. Now, if you’re saying that market is free, then yes, . Well, speaking of all these improvements that Mercedes is making, it’s been reported that some of the new interiors, as cool as they are, touch this, do that.

You know, we’ve heard B M W talking about you’re gonna have to pay for features, you know, and unlock them, like achievements and all this kind of thing in your car with a subscription plan, heated seats and all this. If you’ve used any of these infotainment systems that exists, everything’s integrated now, right?

It’s all into your, your dash and your radio and all that. And there’s actually sites out there that rank them. And for the longest time, like the Uconnect [00:45:00] system that Mopar and Chrysler were using was like one of the top ones cuz it was simple, it was durable, you know, this, that, and the other thing. And then you had like, you know, the Q and Volkswagen system and all this and B M W, where they didn’t want you to touch every anything, so you had to use a knob to make it all work.

That being said, Mercedes has said, you know what? You know that whole don’t make me think thing, you know, no more than two clicks. Five. Five click. To get to certain features. I don’t have time for that. Where are my physical buttons? To turn on my heated seat, to turn on my ac, to turn on my freaking radio.

And you know who agrees with me, Johnny, ive the designer of the iPod and the iPad from Apple, and he says, card manufacturers need to go back to physical buttons in the cars. And I say, amen. That’s a bold statement from somebody from Apple. Yes, because they got rid of the buttons on the iPhones, and I want mine back.

And you, and you alone . I I, I, I am alone. But I do agree with the [00:46:00] buttons in the car. So five buttons on an L C D screen, that’s about four too many. A physical button. You get that muscle memory, you can reach your arm out. You generally know where your arm is reaching to. You feel it. It’s tactile. You understand what it is.

You can move it. You don’t have to concentrate too much. I gotta be slipping through menu screens like I’m ordering at wherever, or I’m searching through Netflix on my tablet. That’s distracting while you’re driving down the road. Yeah, a hundred percent. What the heck is that? But you’re not supposed to be the one driving, the car’s supposed to be driving you, so you’re just supposed to be spending your time playing with the buttons and stuff and keeping yourself occupied.

While autopilot crashes into something. Yeah. While it crashes into something. You want to be in the utmost level of comfort when you total your car. . Well, where’s, where’s the voice activation technology? Right? I mean, if you’re gonna have five clicks to adjust your seat, because there’s no longer a button to adjust your seat.

First of all, there’s an [00:47:00] inherent problem with adjusting your seat from a menu system. Yeah. Give me a button on my seat. I reach down, I move it. Come on now. Audi figured this out in 1990. Okay. They figured out electronic moving seats with Little Joy. 1990, they had little joysticks. Yeah. Who is the car manufacturer that has the optional mandatory OnStar subscription?

Wait till you have to call OnStar. Hey OnStar. Can you move my seat back three clicks and turn up the heaters and some big person answers the phone. Excuse me, sir. It shows here that your subscription has not been renewed for that service. Would you like to enter your credit card number now? ? Yeah. Let me pull it out while I’m driving down the road at 90 miles an hour.

That would be great. Yeah. Would you like me to engage autopilot while you get your credit card out? See what happened was, the way my bank account’s set up is I need to transfer monies from my, my savings accounts to my check-ins accounts. . I’m sorry, sir. We do not accept money. Graham , if it’s good enough for host, it’s good enough for me.

Oh, what It [00:48:00] sounds like we all need to be riding around in night 2000, the night rider. So you just talk to it. Be like, kit, my butt’s cold. You’ll be like, okay. You get seats on. Michael, did you just say to open my butt hole? . . I feel like a snap comeback kit. My butt’s cold. Well, Michael, maybe you should be wearing pants.

Woo. What else is going on with Mercedes? So much to most Americans, nothing cuz they could have cared less. If anyone remembers the little smart car, the joint venture between Mercedes and Swatch, yes. The Watchman That’ss fine. That’s delightful. Who doesn’t love a nice swatch? Who doesn’t have a swatch? If you don’t have one, go get one.

You’ve been missing out. That’s the next F1 sponsor. Swatch , no Swatch is gonna sponsor Mercedes factory. Team Smart left our shores in 2019 and now they’re reinventing [00:49:00] themselves. Mercedes is joint venturing with Gilley Group. Isn’t that that movie with Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck? G , giggly . Glee.

Gilley. I don’t know how you pronounce it. Quite honestly, it’s the group in China that owns Volvo, Polestar, Lotus, ah, et cetera, et cetera. Ah, that one. Oh, those guys. Yeah. Yeah, those, those G’s Gilleys are partnering with Mercedes-Benz to offer a new improved all electric smart car, hashtag one.

Um, and much to the disappointment, it will not be coming to our shores. So the car is called the number one pronounced hashtag one. What? What? And they’ll have a hashtag two and a hashtag three. I don’t wanna live in this world anymore. I’m all done. You thought it was bad when it was with Swatch, but maybe that was a good thing.

I like the way it. It [00:50:00] looks better than the key to Soul. It looks better than the Mini Cooper. Yes, it looks better than the polo. It looks better than pretty much everything in this class, in this size. And no, it is not the goofy baby shoe of a smart car that we had before. This is a four door mini compact hatchback and it actually looks really good.

I’d be okay with this. It does. So I am a little disappointed that we’re not gonna see this, but I think just like a lot of other cars that probably should have never come to the United States, the first smart car has soured us all and the expectation is we’re gonna get this thing that looks like a P L P 50.

But no, it actually, it looks really neat. All jokes aside, I do actually like the way it looks. If you had just put this in front of somebody without the smart on the front of it, they wouldn’t know that it was a smart car. So unfortunate it’s only going to be sold for now in China and Europe. Who knows, maybe in the future cars this small really struggle in the US and they’re going full electric, so there’s not gonna be any other options for it.

And that’s [00:51:00] just another strike against it for this market, you know, where they could park that smart car inside the new grills of the B M W G T P V8 hybrid with the name that, you know, takes an hole encyclopedia to ride out. I mean, I, I could park myself in one of those grills. They look like those honeycomb hotels like they have in Asia.

Yes, in Japan. Seriously, this w is probably like the M eight. It’s gonna be bigger than every other G T P car on the road, and you’re gonna find parts of them inside of these grills. Can I just say though, all of these new hybrid air cars are fantastic. Yeah. They have me so ready for next year, and I’ve never been a big prototype guy.

I’ve always been more the, I guess the sports car side with the GTLM cars and the GTD cars. But these, I’m all in for these guys. I can’t wait to see ’em. You know what’s really cool about this? I don’t know if you guys noticed or not, but if you zoomed in on the pictures that we [00:52:00] posted with the show notes, they’ve talked about the BMW on the big stage, coming to Lamonts, Lamonts, Lamonts.

But if you look really, really closely, just over the nostril in the blue section, ia, there’s the IMSA stickers. Yeah. So there’s a high probability we’re gonna see this card next year on our shores, maybe even at Rolex. So I’m speculating there. But to have the IMSA badges on there, it’s not like us, where we collect ’em at the race and slap him on our cars.

That’s legit. Sir, are we going to Rolex? Might have to, uh, consider it to go see these bad boys. I guess they redesigned the new X five. Using who? Oh, sorry, hold on. Oh, sorry. Continue using the template of the GT Lamont’s car because, oh, I just, I don’t know what to say. It’s really bad. Who’s in charge at B M W?

Like what is this? This front is horrific, and it’s not even the grills that are bothering me. It’s what is going on with these lights? There’s like three tiers of lights or, or is that second tier even [00:53:00] lights? Is that an air duct? I can’t tell. This photo’s not great. It, it reminds me of the, the Jeep Cherokee that had the three headlights, right.

And the front, they were stacked. Mm-hmm. and mm-hmm. . I, I realized why they have to do this. It’s like trifocal, lense. Where you, you look out mm-hmm. over the top one. Mm-hmm. . And you look down because the damn thing is so tall. You need multi-tier of lights to be able to actually light up the road and not be, you know, spotting helicopters and stuff because this thing is mammoth, but you’re gonna need a step ladder to get inside of it.

It’s just so big. And that front end probably comes to my forehead. I don’t understand. They keep making these things just gigantic. So to have multiple headlights, you need something to illuminate the road. Otherwise, you’re a lighthouse. I don’t like it. I It’s ugly. It a hundred percent. It’s ugly. And this is the X eight, not the X five.

Does it really matter? Well, it does. They’re two completely different vehicles. I can tell you exactly what the X five is gonna look like. So we’re gonna put that in the Xerox machine and we’re gonna put it on shrink by [00:54:00] 25% and then you’re gonna get X five. It also says this is just a rendering based on what the Spy Photos show.

Do not ruin my hate . I hate it with you. The back end reminds me of like that Acura Z Dx or whatever. Oh yeah, yeah. Like you’re like straight but sloped kind of backend. It’s just, I don’t know, it’s, that’s like that new Volkswagen Tori Atlas thing that they chopped off the rear end. I don’t even know what they call that thing.

It’s the Atlas Cross Sport or some bullshit. I, I saw one on the road and I was like, that looks dumb. It looks like they cut the roof off. Like, why would you wanna buy that thing? And you, and then I. Can you see out of it? Can you put anything in it? Like what’s the point? Is it because it exceeds the clearance bar at the McDonald’s, so they had to chop the roof off so you could get under there?

Like, I don’t understand. Well, we should talk about Lanis. They’ve been awful quiet. And the news that’s coming out of that design house is. A new upcoming [00:55:00] biopic on Ferrari. Finally, I guess for all those Ferrari fans up there, it’s a movie or TV series about Enzo Ferrari starring the men who started House of Gucci.

None other then Adam Driver, is that Kylo Ren? Yes, that same person. Emo Doth Vader. Emo Doth Vader,

I mean, he did an OK job in House of Gucci. I was kind of surprised when they made this announcement. Obviously we hinted to this movie was coming out before, but they hadn’t said who was gonna be casted for the movie. Now they’re saying, Adam Driver is gonna play the role of Ator himself, Enzo, and I’m like, oh, I guess I could see it.

He probably wouldn’t have been my first choice, but maybe his weird Italian accent was so spot on in house Gucci then, I’m sorry. Excuse me. So, so, so let’s play. Who would you choose? Who would you choose over? Adam Driver. His name is [00:56:00] Danielo Ricardo . the Australian. Exactly. Yeah. True, true. That would be perfect.

That would be fantastic. He’s not doing anything . I’d have to think about it because Enzo, he looked old when he was young, so you need sort of like this. Kirk Douglas type to like, you know, get in there. He’s like a hundred years old. Literally. I, I’d have to think about that. Like, I don’t think there’s anybody in Hollywood that really kind of looks like Enzo, that is an, a player movie actor or whatever.

So I, I’m sure our fans are probably groaning, Steven Isk going, oh my God, I got like 10 people that I can recommend right now. Maybe we’ll post Nicholas Cage. We’ll post it in our Facebook group and see what people think. Why does it have to be somebody from Hollywood though? I’m so sick and tired. This, this is another, why can’t it be an Italian actor playing an Italian?

Oh, oh my God. Look at that idea. That is groundbreaking right there, Tanya. That that’s what that was gonna be my point. The, the barrier to entry in motor sports is nowhere [00:57:00] near the barrier of entry in Hollywood. I saw an article the other day about all these white people that play all these different kind of ethnicities and these other films and TV shows and stuff, and yeah, why not an Italian actor play an Italian?

How about that? It should be Mike, the situation. Totino. Oh my God. . Oh my God. I thought we were saying Italian actors . He’s about as Italian as you can get. David, you seen him , Jim Tan Ferrari. They could have used the guy for Ford versus Ferrari that played Zo, although he was older. Whatever. They should get Al Pacino to do it.

He plays a good Italian . Who? Sicilian. I’m sorry. . Ient of a woman, man. . But in all seriousness, there is some real news coming outta STIs this month. Yes. Very exciting. If you’re a Jeep fan out there, ducking around, make sure to duck on the new Avenger [00:58:00] Jeep that’s going to be coming out soon. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Lanis made a vehicle called the Avenger years ago. Lantis didn’t Dodge did . . Okay. Alright. Right, so we’re going back to that cause we know the Pedre. It comes with the Avenger. People have put that out of their mind. Oh, that is gone. I’m reminding them to go Google Dodge Avenger right now. 200 horsepower front wheel drive performance.

Just as fast as that Google Page loads. It will be swept through the memory banks as was in the history books. Okay. The Avenger Jeep is going to be a subcompact. The first all electric offering from Jeep is going to be smaller than a renegade. What? So you know what that means, folks? We’re not getting it here.

Piat Panda. Yep. It actually looks really freaking cool. It looks good and it, the pictures of it with like the wide body like. Trail edition or whatever it is. Yeah. In like the [00:59:00] gray look even better. I’m like, Ooh, I like that. I’m getting closer to a Fiat Panda . Yeah. I feel like the new Grand Cherokee should just be a bigger version of this, right?

Because the new one’s ugly. Yeah. Yeah. The new one’s ugly and so does the Wagoneers Hot take, oh God. The, the Craper, that Crowin forehead, that is the front end of the Wagoneers and the Grand Cherokee, and I took a picture, I posted it on social of my Grand Cherokee, wk two and a half next to the new one, and it’s like they couldn’t be any more different.

Like they should have, just like we said, when the Cherokee Nation was coming after STIs to change the name, they should have just changed the name because other than the fact that it wears a Jeep badge, it, it doesn’t work for me. But this new Avenger thing is pretty cool. It’s a sportier renegade. It looks bigger than the Renegade.

It kind of. It reminds me that it should be more like that compass that they came out with the reintroduction of that in that kind of lineage. But if you’re telling me it’s even smaller, then we’re talking like [01:00:00] Fiat 500 L size. It’s slightly smaller. You’re saying it’s a half a foot shorter than the Renegade.

Wow. That’s really small. Then it looks really proportion though. If I was a small European man, I would drive one of these. It looks great. The interior wise, they did a lot of cool things in the spirit of being an outdoorsy type of person in terms of all like the different cubbies and places you can store your gear and whatnot inside it looks pretty functional, looks pretty clean.

I like this metallic Dijon. That’s what I’m gonna call it. It’s cool. That’s a neat color. It, it kind of reminds me of like a, it’s a very eighties color, even almost like late seventies color. It’s kind of nice to see that. Yeah, it looks good on it too. Like you say all the time, Brad, there’s not enough browns and earth tones in cars anymore.

We’re getting the same old black, silver White Navy blue for a time though there was a lot of beige and gray . You could think can thank all the Teda Camrys for that. Well, we need to move on to domestic news, brought to us by american muscle.com, your source for performance, O e [01:01:00] em and replacement parts for your Chevy Ford or Mopar product.

Uh, we got our because Chips excuses again, because Blue Chips, can you believe this one? I, I actually laughed at this. Ford ran out of Blue Oval Badge. So they couldn’t ship cars. Can you imagine getting all the way through production? You don’t have any more Ford badges, so the cars are sitting around. Why aren’t they just putting a sticker up there anyway, , there’s no grill on the maee, right?

Just go on Amazon, buy yourself a $5 sticker. That’s somebody over and. Chenia is printing, and then slap it on the front of your forward f150. But seriously, there’s a lot of Fords that just say Ford like the Raptor. Why don’t, why don’t they just give all the trucks the Raptor grill? Then they don’t need a blue oval.

There’s no blue oval on a raptor on the front. At least any excuse to not sell these cars because nobody’s buying right now. Like economy’s in aos, right? Interest rates are all over the place. We’re on the brink of another recession, inflation, [01:02:00] all this stuff. I mean, I feel like they’re always making cars, hoping people will buy them.

And that goes back to something we talked about before, which is just make them when they’re ordered, especially if I get what I want, you know, if I want triple black and to your point, I want this badge, or I want this hood or that emblem, or whatever it. Bespoke is cool. I’ll wait for it. Maybe I’m in the minority.

People just, they gotta go get a car, they gotta go get a truck. Whatever’s on the lot, purple, pink, yellow or white, they’re gonna buy it. So I feel like Forge just needs to take all the badges off these recalled Broncos and put them on the forge that they can’t sell and maybe they’ll have a product that somebody actually wanna buy.

What’s wrong with the Bronco this time? Uh, the same thing that’s wrong with all of our Mark four Volkswagens, the drive shaft boots, . So the customer satisfaction program, as Ford is calling it, is recalling or asking people to bring in their Broncos purchased or built between September, 2020 and September, 2021 for the drive shaft boot because of poor materials.

By now [01:03:00] you think we would’ve come up with some sort of space age polymer that would keep CV boots from blowing up all the time, but you know, hey, whatever. We keep making ’em cheaper. So, but you know what isn’t cheap and I’m hoping that, you know, if you need one to replace one of these, you can buy this on american muscle.com because have you heard how much it costs to replace the taillights on the brand new Hummer Ev?

It’s not quite like a lotus lease where you gotta replace the entire MoCo. It’s totaled If you get a crack in the, in the claims show, right? Yeah. See it is $6,100 just in parts and probably 35 grand in labor. What ? $6,000 for a tail late. Yeah, that’s a rich people fang. Well the Humer EV is already a rich people fang.

It’s a six. So when you cheat on your wife and she comes after you with a golf club, it’s gonna cost you about 12 grand when she knocks out both your taillights. That said, do you guys remember when we talked about the towing test between the [01:04:00] Ford Lightning and the gas Silverados a couple months ago? A couple Drivethrough.

How could I forget ? It was riveting, you know, the explanation of the A T C trailers and all this kind of stuff. But the point of all that was they came to the same conclusion that we already said, which is towing is a lot more stressful on the vehicles, charging is a problem, unhitching, all that kind of stuff.

So here we go. Another test. Of the Ford Lightning against the Hummer Ev that we were just talking about, both towing toy haulers behind them, pull behind campers. What they were gonna do was leave from Boulder, Colorado and drive basically up to the top of Estes in that general area up into the mountains.

And the idea was, it’s like a s. 75 or 80 mile trip one way. And then if they got to the top and could turn around, they were gonna coast down back to the bottom because there’s an Electrify America station there. So they could recharge and then take the trailers back to their, their original starting point.

So they didn’t hit the checkpoint in [01:05:00] time. So they got a coast to the checkpoint. Red racer style Brad Racer style. Exactly. Exactly. They didn’t have enough fan boost points to it. Did the Hummer do the crab walk while towing? I would’ve liked to seen that though. Cause I think the trailer would’ve been none too happy.

It would’ve been pretty funny. Yeah. Can you imagine this crab walk feature? Like you’re sitting at a red light and the Hummer in front of you. Justin’s crab walk, . I mean, I’ve seen a lot of pickup trucks do the crab walk, but that’s because of Ben Frames, not . That’s the crab walking . I did see a video recently of the hum Ev doing the crab walk at speed now.

I think it cuts out at like 20 miles an hour or something like that. But it was kind of cool to watch it instead of doing the slowmo LeBron James with the animated crabs in the commercial, like somebody who’s actually doing it. I don’t get the 0.4 wheel steering’s been around for a while, so I’m sort of like, okay, I get that too, because that thing’s so big.

Maybe it helps the turning radius, but why crab walk? It’s like cou cabs because they can’t parallel park that thing and they live in the city. And they need a Hummer in the city. Okay. Let’s talk about crab walking because it’s [01:06:00] more interesting than this trailer thing. But the point is, if you want a parallel park, the wheels have to go completely for a particular Yes.

So you’re still moving forward at an angle. Yes. You start early, so you, you still start kind of in the same place you normally would and then you just kind of crab walk sort of back in the No, you don’t, you, you. And what would take you and I pedestrian non four Miller one drivers to, to parallel park in like two moves.

I guarantee there’s gonna be videos on social media, people trying to parallel park with crab walk on, and it’s gonna be like a thousand point back and forth trying to get nothing in there. Speaking of a thousand point back and forth, let’s tangent for a hot second right now because the other day through the neighborhood, swear to God and had I not been so flabbergasted, I should have pulled my phone out and video recorded it.

I had the unfortunate or good fortune to watch this person. I do not know how this pickup truck [01:07:00] got in this position. Okay? But it finished with literally like a 15 point turn to get back in the right direction. They were perpendicular in the road. Front was at the curb, the rear end was perpendicular with a parked car.

They literally did a 15 point turn to get the car pointed forward. And I just sat there and could do nothing. Cause my choice was to back up and do my own three point turn , do another ways. I was captivated and me mesmerized like a train wreck. And I didn’t have the wherewithal to get my phone out. They needed crab walk on this truck.

They could have scooted out from away from this other car. I don’t know how they didn’t hit the other, I think they were hitting it each time.

that’s $6,000 a taillight there. What, what I wanna know is will the Gen two Hummer EV come with a rear seat and steering wheel, like those big ladder firetrucks and you need a second driver to drive the rear [01:08:00] end of it? No, because you make a really good point because with electric motors now, what’s to say that you can’t just jump out and run around to what would be considered the back and then just start driving it forward?

What does the electric motor care, so let’s go. Honey, I need you to get in the back and drive the rear end. So you don’t even have to change directions. You just drive to one end and then you get in the other seat facing the other direction. Drive back home. Exactly. It’s like a, like a what? Like a train

Oh my god. What DHA has blast speeds trains. You know what would make it even better? You put it on a track and then you don’t have to drive it all. It just does it all for you. Then it has autopilot. Getting back to the punchline of this trailering story, there was a point, the point is the lightning got smoked again.

So I guess the point, the moral of the story is don’t plan the trailer with it. Cuz if you bought one, you probably weren’t planning a trailer with it. So it’s okay. But you can power your house. The real test that people aren’t [01:09:00] doing. How many bags of mulch fit in the back and how far can you go? That’s my girl.

That’s the real test. How much shit from Lowe’s or Home Depot can you bring home? Well, we’ve already decided with the Cadillac Black wing xt super turbo charged V8 pickup truck thing. You can’t get anything in the back of it. So that one’s out. That one’s a fail . Why aren’t they doing these tests with the equal eye hammer thrust?

I feel like that would beat the lightning too. Or me a bit more closer. Co comparison. Dude, everything beats the lightning. They camisa did the drag race. With the trailers. It got trashed. It got trashed by the gas Chevy. It gets trashed by the Hummer. Apparently it can charge itself with its own generator.

You know, all this stupid stuff. What is the point? They’re not doing themselves any favors. And what I don’t get and what I said at the beginning was with as much surface area in land mass as that F-150 Lightning. Why doesn’t it have 600 miles of range? Because then when you’re towing, if you get [01:10:00] 300, you’re doing better than the gas equivalent.

I don’t, I I don’t get it. I don’t understand. It’s massive. I saw it on the road. It’s huge. Yeah, I don’t understand. So they put like a nine volt battery in this thing to run it, but it’s still the same size as a regular F-150, I tell you. No, it’s, it’s six double a’s like a, like a Sega Gang gear. It’s a Ryobi.

You gotta take it out and charge it, put it back. This, yeah, you can buy the batteries at Home Depot. It uses the same 18 volts . I’m gonna wait for the 40 volt version of the lightning to come out, you know, and then we can talk about it again. But yeah. So speaking of electric pickup trucks, unfortunately if you’ve recently purchased a rivian, you are falling under, I guess it’s first recall, or I’m not sure if it’s his first recall or second recall.

At any rate, there is a recall due to a inappropriately torqued fastener on the control arm to the steering knuckle that could come loose. That’s not important. No. I mean, steer, I mean, it’s just [01:11:00] steering. It’s fine. There are a bunch of rivian running around down here. Uh, I, I’m finding out as I adventure out more, I saw at least four or five over the weekend.

Well, that’s like, you know, still in the 1% of the ones that they made because the number that they produce isn’t as much as I thought it was. Really? Yeah. It’s only 13,000 cars, but all of ’em are being recalled. Not a huge expense, but it’s still costly. Even if it’s a 50 cent part, multiply that out. Plus I, it’s not even, it’s not even a part.

They literally just need to torque it down. They’re saying it’s like minutes. Why do they even need to have you come in? Why don’t they just give people instructions here, climb under your car, go to this spot. Do a couple, did you just hear what you said? Yeah, I, I, I, I heard it as it was coming out of my mouth.

Okay, . At any rate, just drive through your local Rivian dealer and they, the technician will just reach under, torque it and you’re good to go. Don’t even get outta your truck . If you go back to the old days, the reusable chassis, the skateboard platform, as GM once tried to call it, you know, [01:12:00] there’s a bunch of different concepts now Volkswagen, you know, the MQ chassis and things like that.

Well, there’s an ED platform out there now that’s designed to help low volume manufacturers. I looked at this and I said, this is great. It’s the same idea as the Mercedes Sprinter concept where they will provide you the chassis. It’s ready to go drop in your battery of choice, Samsung, lg, Tesla, or otherwise, and build your car around it.

I think that’s cool, but I also think it perpetuates this entire era that we’re going through where it’s one boutique manufacturer. After the next, I think we need. Distributions of the same flavor and a car company to build the Model T of EVs and be done with this nonsense rich people things. It has to be, I mean, that’s who’s gonna buy these?

They talk about, oh, putting the body of a 3 56 on top of this EV skateboard platform. Okay, who’s gonna afford that? That build must, I don’t even wanna know how much that build costs. Yeah. Finding a 3 56 alone, if you’re starting with a real [01:13:00] one’s, gonna put you back a hundred grand. So, yeah. So I mean, these are gonna be one-off bespoke, rich people buying these.

But that goes back to the conversation of why not just take the actual car and then retrofit the EV power plant into it like they do with EV West and some of these other places. Why would you want to cut a car apart and then graft it to another chassis? To me, it seems like more work. I don’t know, because you gotta rip all that stuff out anyway.

Why not just come up with your own design? Since we’re talking about rest, Omans a scorpion has unveiled the best version of the electric AC cobra, and I would say it looks awesome, but I mean, it looks like a Cobra. Exactly. Like every other factory, five ac, Shelby, you name it, that’s out there, that’s building a COBRA kit car.

So I’m like, okay, so you put an EV in it. Great. It’s still a Cobra. It still has all the Cobra problems. I feel like it shouldn’t be called the Scorpion. That doesn’t have anything to do with snakes. It should probably be like the [01:14:00] puff adder or something like that. The asp, the Ask , it’s the garden snake.

They could have called it the Rattler. That would’ve been cool. The Rattler, the side winder Copperhead. The Anaconda, the python. The boa constrictor. Nope. Scorpion. Scorpion. Maybe There’s a snake called the Scorpion that we don’t know about. They should have called it the honey badger cuz the honey badger eat cobras.

Oh, guess what? There is a scorpion snake. What? This type of snake has a translucent skin that shows it’s red organs and interrupted by black lines. So now I want to see Scorpion’s logo and see if it incorporates the scorpion snake or if it’s a scorpion with the pink. No, that’s why the car looks the way it does.

It’s a silver with the red accents and the black. Now it makes sense. That is so deep. That’s such like an inside, inside joke. Like unless you’re a nerd like Tanya, you wouldn’t know. You go, that’s a cobra. The logo definitely is a scorpion. Scorpion bail at life. Didn’t even [01:15:00] know to look up that there’s a scorpion snake.

Let’s move on. Yeah, so never to disappoint. Speaking of people disappointing us, so Hondo would never disappoint us. And we talked a while back about the Sony vision. They were debuted it at electronics conventions for like the last two years. Well, it is finally getting a release date, so they’re partnering.

No shocker or surprise here. Sony and Honda partnering together to form a brand new company called Sony Honda Mobility. And they are saying that they will begin accepting orders for their joint venture in 2025 with deliveries taking place in 2026. They were gonna be building it stateside in a Honda factory, most likely up in Ohio.

Sony handles all the glitz and glam while Honda builds the car parts. , you lost me at mobility because when I hear that, I immediately think of. Dodge caravans that are modified for wheelchairs. Like what a terrible name for a company like. Like why [01:16:00] would you choose that? Because I don’t know why I immediately just word associate with that, but I don’t know why make another company, just sell it as a Honda by Sony or something like that or whatever, and just sell it at Honda Dealerships who’s gonna service a whole nother dealer network for a whole nother company.

And then that’s part of the thing they’re trying, I think, to say that they’re gonna do like online sales. So are they trying to go like the Tesla route where it’s like you really don’t have a place to go service it, but you’re gonna have to have a place to go service it. So are you bringing it to your local Honda dealer or is there some other special place buried in the woods to bring it?

That’s an interesting point you bring up. You’re also gonna see a shift now if dealer. Are downsizing and they’re going to this just as ordered inventory and online ordering and you see the caranas and all this kinda stuff. You know, making car buying easier and all that. This was not a paid promotion if there’s no dealer to go to.

Does this mean that there’s more opportunity for like your [01:17:00] local pet boys or a Meineke or places like that to step in and now service these vehicles as independent facilities? Or am I kind of off base? I could see where you’re going with that, but they definitely are going to need a lot of substantial training on the new technologies and everything.

I would see doing that and then having everybody go through like a certification process to work on these vehicles. And then as your shop owner, you can say, I’m certified to work on the Sony Honda, you know, whatever EV platform, bring your cars to us. Just like you see nowadays, where the European car specialist or the Italian car specialist, you could do that.

I don’t know if it would happen though, because they would charge for the classes. These mechanics, some of ’em might not be able to afford to go to the classes, so they couldn’t get certified. Johnny BG Good’s gonna be working in his garage working on somebody’s Sony or Honda and he is gonna blow it up.

Well, you know, we talked about that cobra a minute ago. You know who else is going electric? And we mentioned it before that they were hinting that they were not to be [01:18:00] outdone in the most lavish world of automobiles. Rolls Royce has introduced their new EV at the Goodwood Festival, the Specter. Ooh, any guesses how much this thing weighs?

15,000 pounds. Close. 6,559 pounds. That’s British pounds, not American, right? . That is more than my truck weighs. How many stone is that? It alleges 577 horsepower and 664 foot pounds of torque. And with all that power, zero to 60 in 4.4 seconds. It is the same color as the Jeep we just looked at. So now the metallic honey dejan that this Rolls Royce comes in, it’s the appropriate color for this.

This is gray Pon, , excuse me, gray Pon. It’s not bad looking, but it reminds me of the Bentley Continentals. , they’re bringing back the suicide doors. Lots of really interesting things going on here. But [01:19:00] who’s really gonna buy a two-door Rolls Royce Coupe that doesn’t play for the N F L or Manchester United?

The same people that bought the Ghost . The only person who’s gonna buy it is someone with $400,000 M S R P. I don’t think I like it that much. And those lights in the back that are from like a early two thousands Buick Riviera, they just don’t do it for me either. Did you notice the cool interior feature?

It has star lights. Yeah. The same feature that every Rolls Royce has. . Do they really? They’ve been doing that for a while. Yeah. I think it’s like, well, it continues the feature of stargazing through your moon nerve. So maybe it’s my eyes and I need to zoom in on the picture, but did you guys notice that it doesn’t have a brake pedal?

It only has one pedal. Oh no, you can’t see it. It’s there. You need adjust your monitor coloring , adjust your brightness full. So this is a late addition to the EV realm. Oh, but I’ve been seeing a lot of advertisements for the Cadillac Celeste. I did recently see that advertisement all over the [01:20:00] place. It’s the hand-built flagship EV from Cadillac.

What is. Bang spring on the flames. I think it looks really cool. Why? It’s, it’s like a C T S V with the back end of that old seventies Maserati. This looks like that Jaguar hearse from Harold and Maude. Like, this is heinous. What? I think it’s, are you talking about, I think it looks really cool. The freaking brake lights.

No, no, no. You know what, it’s to the D pillar, like all the way to the window. What is this? It’s a, it’s a Citroen. It’s a Citroen. It has to be, it looks so French. Like it it, yes. It’s so bizarre. Like if you told me this was a Citroen cx, I would’ve been Okay, fine. It’s weird. It’s the French blue dude. This.

ugly . I dunno what you’re talking about. It is, it is very, very French looking. Oh my goodness. It’s, it, yeah. It’s probably designed by the same person that designed whatever Citron you just described. Oh my God. [01:21:00] The blue interior. That’s like the seventies all over again, but it’s hand built in Detroit. Oh my God.

It’s built, it’s so terrible. And the back, oh my God. This side shot, like this three quarter side shot. It looks like a Jensen interceptor, like the one that was in Fast and the furious that, uh, what’s her face drove. It’s cool. No, Tanya, get in here, get in here. It it, it, it, she speechless. She loves it so much.

She speechless. It looks good. Head on from the front. What I, I don’t mind it. Head on from the front, from every angle for what Cadillac’s trying to do, but it is particularly bad from the back and the side. It really does look like a CI one cx. Oh wow. I like the look from the, the rear three quarter view.

What. Yes. Slap a V badge on it. Give it a supercharged 6.2 liter v8 and you got my attention full. It does do zero to 60 faster than that. Bentley though. [01:22:00] 3.8 guys talk about it all the time. There’s the crazy hot scale for women. I think there’s the ugly fast scale for cars. Look at it closely and tell me, this wasn’t designed by somebody from A M C.

Well, was it? Is it a m c or is it Citron? Both. They got together. A French American designed this car, . Terrible. Oh my God. Those lights alone. How? No, I’m going to sell everything I own and buy one. Yeah. For 300 grand. Ah-huh. . Yeah. And then I will live in the back of it. Thankfully. It is huge. . Important question is, does it crab luck?

It might be a feature you can add. It is bespoke. Now it’s time to turn to your favorite section. Brad lost and found where you tell us what the cheapest car sold on Briner trailer was this month. Oh, I thought I was doing the oldest brand new cars you can buy. But do we have any more of those? I mean, I thought we ran outta Dodge Darts.

That 1988 Cadillac Deville base is still for sale at Gray Chevrolet. Wow. Brand new 1988 Cadillac Deville. [01:23:00] I have another car for you. Two of them actually. This one is coming soon. A 1999 Nissan Centra. . Oh my God. You can’t make this shit up. I mean, I swear the it writes itself. Yes. Toyota of Hollywood, who has a 2.3 star rating, how much are they selling this?

1999 brand new Nissan Sentra. 13 for the cool price of 6,997. But I am skeptical of it being brand new given that it has door dings and scrapes and it looks like somebody drove it along. A pillar in a parking garage. , you all know what I’m talking about because you’ve seen that car in your neighborhood that does that.

It’s new to you and that’s why they have a 2.3 star rating. It’s new to you, but if that doesn’t tickle your fancy, I have a. Coming soon, [01:24:00] 2004 Toyota Camry XL E for $6,036 at Hanley’s Davis Nissan. That reminds me of that meme that was going around this month where, where it’s like Toyota recalls all 1990s era Camry’s because they’ve been on the road for too long.

owners need to buy something. You can get the 99 Nissan at the Toyota dealer or the 2004 Toyota at the Nissan dealer, . They might wanna do a dx, a dealer exchange. Yeah, they might wanna just go ahead and swap, but if you’ve got rich people doing rich people things, you can still buy a brand new 2005 four GT base for $450,000.

I swear that thing keeps coming down in price every month. So there’s your, uh, car buying news. We’ll just have to wait and see if Santa brings us. Nissan Centra or a T Camry, what would we be remiss if we didn’t talk about, I think Tesla LA News, right? Do we have some couple items? Ooh, I’m excited. They’ve been really [01:25:00] quiet, so Well, you know, they got that whole Twitter thing going on.

You know, I’m trying not to pay for satellites and space, all that kind of thing, but there’s some cyber truck news. Oh, Brad sold his allotment. Nope. Still got it. I’m still waiting for that bucket of chicken , Josh. I will sell it for one 100th of a Bitcoin . Oh, so there was an article saying that Elon Musk says that the cyber trucks can serve briefly as a boat , but how brief is briefly as they’re sinking, it’s considered a boat.

You remember that scene in Pirates of the Caribbean where Captain Jack Sparrow is coming into port and the boat is, it’s still a boat until it’s completely underwater. It’s a boat. So the cyber boat apparently trimbo. The cyber toy boda the cyber trout trout. Apparently Musk says the truck needs to be able to cross the channel between [01:26:00] SpaceX’s star base launch facility and South Padre Island over in southern Texas, which is a distance of about three-tenths of a mile at its shortest point.

So you’re telling me it stays a boat for a quarter mile because it’s taking on water and sinking so it, it sinks for a quarter mile and makes it to the other side and then pulls out? No, it’s apparently waterproof enough to briefly. Constantly in quotes, . Yeah. Always. Allegedly. If you’ve ever seen the door seals on like a Tesla three, you’re telling me that the saber truck is gonna go a quarter mile in the water?

You fill it with foam, you buy at Home Depot. Oh, to fill the gaps. That’s what the wood is for. So keep it afloat. Yes. I love that. It’s water. Enough. That’s not waterproof. That’s water resistant. Maybe making like your watches. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Waterproof means waterproof. I mean, yeah. So [01:27:00] these electric vehicles will get driven in the rain.

They’ll get wet. A lot of these off-road trucks and Jeeps and whatnot. Obviously you wanna be able to furn your rivers, but not really. But it’s like electricity and water. Not so good. Not so good. Like I don’t know that I wanna fully submerge it. This is how you thin the herd , the Darwin Awards. Yes, it should be the cyber truck Darwin edition.

But the truck’s not even out yet. We’re claiming, I don’t whatever T B D on this one. This is like the laser beam windshield wipers and the bulletproof glass. There’s none of it work. You can claim all this because the truck’s not out yet. It can be whatever you want. It can have wings Exactly. Fly. It can use a turbine engine.

They better be sure making claims like that before some person decide. So they’re gonna go test this theory in a lake and then bad things happen. So what have we learned from Tesla owners? Well, and you brought up a great question with the fully autonomous self-driving [01:28:00] Teslas, which they’re not. , if you GPS to some location, is it gonna just be like, oh, duck it, there’s a lake there.

I got this. You’ve put in, you said shortest, shortest route, gonna drive through this lake. So they, they’ve got the options on Google Maps. You can either walk it or you can do bike, or you can drive. Now you can boat it. No, it’s like that episode of the. Where Michael Scott blindly follows the gps and it tells him to turn right and he drives his PT Cruiser into a lake that is what is in store for cyber shark owners.

So in other Tesla news, apparently the support page on the Tesla website has saying that there is a update to Tesla vision and that they will be replacing their ultrasonic sensors with whatever this Tesla vision thing is called. So cameras. . You know what’s funny? You can’t buy or order or put a [01:29:00] deposit on a Tesla cyber truck.

Does that mean yours is not valid anymore? Oh, well, here it is. It’s, it’s buried. It’s five clicks away like a Mercedes. But what I also find is interesting is we have to visit the Tesla website. Like we’re going to a software website. We have to read the release notes to see what the software patch has brought us, whether they’re features, capabilities, or bugs.

I also understand that as they’re changing away from these ultrasonic sensors to cameras, let’s call that use quotations like they did in the Cyber boat article, the quote unquote cameras that the new cars will not have Parks assist. So Parks Assist was too complicated, but autopilot. Yeah, sure, it worked just fine.

But does that change their night vision? Uh, I hope so. I would hope that the vision updates improve its night site, which is. Very lacking and people’s judgments also very lacking. What happened this time? Well, apparently, and you know, maybe some people would be like, well, it’s [01:30:00] only three. Three people dying is still three too many, right?

I don’t know. The statistics on regular people driving at two o’clock in the morning and running over motorcyclists, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Really? Apparently there’s been three incidents in the last 51 days where a person driving Tesla in early morning hours with their autopilot activated have struck a motorcycle or motorcyclist.

They’re hard enough for us to see. That’s why motorcycles are loud. That’s why I’m also not a big fan of EV motorcycles because people don’t pay attention to motorcycles in general. That’s a bad combination there. That’s for. and I often wonder about those autopilot systems just like seeing a pedestrian.

Motorcycles aren’t that large, especially when they’re coming at you. They’re no bigger than a person. And at night we’ve seen what happens with the police cars and all that stuff still work to be done there, which is why I get annoyed when they keep claiming that they’re fully self-driving. Cuz if they’re fully self-driving, they wouldn’t be rear-ending a motorcyclist.

Yeah. No matter the time of day. [01:31:00] And the interesting thing is that some of those break tests and you’ve got these crazy people that have been like, oh, Tule is so great. They’re automatic breaking up. There’s people that have done this. I’m literally gonna like drive directly into my child. I’m gonna stand my child in the street.

Oh. I’m like drive my car at them. People have been doing this. And then I’m gonna like let the car stop. See, I didn’t hit my. it works. But then they’re like, but I wouldn’t drive the car above like a certain speed cuz you know, just in case , that’s not how something that works Fully automatedly, no. To go 60 miles an hour at your child and trust that the car is gonna stop.

I wouldn’t take that bet. You’re an idiot. And I think there’s been some tests where people have not used children, but use dummies and whatnot and then like the cameras have gotten confused where the car will be slowing down. But then it’s gotten so close to the object that it doesn’t see the object anymore and it thinks the object’s gone and it accelerates and it drives into the object because somehow it didn’t realize that it was still there.

There’s no camera on the earth that can replace [01:32:00] the human eye in terms of especially judging distance and speed and all that kind of stuff. I mean, cameras are getting smaller, they’re getting more sophisticated, but in reality it’s just way too complicated. People want the Johnny Cab, but it’s gonna take a long time before we get there, before we can really trust the technology.

And part of it is, I don’t think we can trust the technology that exists today. The technology that’s gonna make this work doesn’t exist. I don’t like it when the manufacturers are testing it on the public because then you’re stuck with a feature that doesn’t work. It sours the brand. Do it on a test card, do it on a test meal, do proper testing, but to release this to the public and then just, let’s see what happens.

You know, beta test it with in the wild? Nah, not so much. I mean that is a software. Design paradigm, if you will. Tesla, I’ve always said, is a software company, not a car manufacturer. So it doesn’t surprise me in the least that that’s the way they’re doing this. But I will say now that my expectations are fully lowered, lowered expectation, [01:33:00] we have lowered his expectations thoroughly and he’s ready to have them lowered even further.

So apparently California is going to make it harder to sell stolen, catalytic converters. How? That’s a great question. How indeed, probably by mandating the sale of electric vehicles, which don’t require catalytic converters, but don’t bump, they plan on passing legislation to prevent private individuals and recyclers from being able to purchase any used Cadillac converters from someone who is not authorized to do so.

So, uh, a repair dealer or unauthorized automobile, dismantler with proper paperwork, et cetera, et cetera. And if you aren’t authorized, then you would be fined. Okay. And then I think there’s another legislation that they’re trying to pass, which is all bookkeeping or recordkeeping, if you will, where they’re gonna try to keep tabs on your catalytic converter.

Good luck. I love how like the third or fourth paragraph in this thing says, [01:34:00] California has the highest number of catalytic converter thefts. No, they don’t. It’s people chopping ’em off and throwing ’em away and straight piping their cars. . I mean, the car culture in California is so all over the map. I mean, reading stuff like this just blows my mind sometimes.

This wouldn’t be that big of a deal if catalytic converters weren’t mandated for like that silly emissions testing. You know what? They’d also, it wouldn’t be a big deal if they were also effective. They’re very effective at making really bad smells when they go bad. I talked to somebody else in a previous episode and they reminded us that basically catalytic converters, for them to be effective, you need to be on the road for almost an hour.

So for our short little commutes of 5, 6, 12 miles, you’re not even getting the thing up to a proper operating temperature for the catalytic or inverter to be effective. So to your point, they’re spraying out all sorts of. Stuff, you know, sulfur and whatever out of there, and it’s just they don’t work. Okay.

It’s fine if you’re sitting in traffic for a [01:35:00] long time. Yes, they’re there to reduce smog and this, that, and the other thing. But again, they need to be hot. If you’re not moving the car’s, actually the exhaust gas temperatures are pretty low. So again, the catalytic converter is not effective in reality. I don’t wanna get into a whole science lesson about it.

People are probably groaning. Oh, you know what the hell you’re talking about. But the reality is there’s an effective operating temperature for everything, and a lot of these vehicles never reach it. You can steal mine. I’ll put a straight pipe in . That’s okay. But you know what else is going away? And this is a thank you moment.

Facebook doesn’t always do everything right. You know, we all have gripes, we have compliance. Yeah. We move away. We find the next best thing. I don’t know what’s replaced TikTok at this point. I’m sure there’s something else. But Facebook marketplace is going to begin banning. The sales of cars in 2023.

What? Cool. Good. I’m glad. Why? So they all going to Craigslist, . We all know what Craigslist is for. It’s not for selling cars. Facebook marketplace is a great place for a lot of [01:36:00] really good jokes. Facebook marketplace is hot trash. Like if you wanna legitimately sell a car, put it on Autotrader racing junk cars.com.

You can list and put up your pictures. I mean, when was the last time you listed a car? I never sell a cars. They just come here to die. . Okay, Daniel, didn’t you sell that Passat? How did you sell that Facebook marketplace? . Exactly. So let’s just, just scratch this entire story. . Yeah, but it was a tragic story.

Hypocrites, Ritz . I hate this tool I’ve used before. It was a terrible experience though, and I would never do it again. That’s selling a used card in general. Yeah, exactly. I I should have scrapped it rather than sell it. It’s freaking nightmare. Some cool news. You know, we talked this month to Johann Schwartz, who’s the Guinness World record holder for the longest drift in a bmw.

Eight hours over 200 miles, I believe with mid drift refueling to boot. Well, there’s another Guinness World Record. The fastest [01:37:00] lawnmower. How fast that lawnmower going? It does zero to 100 miles an hour. In 6.285 seconds. Verify, wait, wait. Hold, hold on, hold, hold, hold, hold on. Who is cutting their lawn at a hundred miles an hour?

Tim Taylor, Tim, the tool man cuts his lawn at a hundred miles an hour. I literally just watched that episode, right after she watched the Golden. Now, it didn’t say how long it takes for that thing to stop, but that’s how fast it goes. But I will say this, you watched the video. It is wicked. It sounds like Verin is driving this thing.

I mean, it sounds like a Honda Formula car. It’s epic. I gotta say that. Zero to a hundred time doesn’t mean shit. I want to see the Nurburg ring lap times. Yeah. At Pikes Peak it’s gotta do Pikes Peak and the Nurburg. . I wanna say there was a miss here because they were, I don’t know where they were. Some sort of drag [01:38:00] strip or something.

I don’t know. They should have been doing this in a field. I wanna see the lawnmower mowing the lawn? Yes. Practical test with blades hitting grass at a hundred miles an hour. Yes. What are you talking about? It has D O t slicks and launch control. This is the best lawnmower. It’s off-Roading capability is 10 out of 10.

The best lawnmower is a lawnmower that can mow the lawn. . This is not , but all jokes aside, big shout out to Jess Hawkins. She’s a stunt driver, car driver, car racer, all the above following Instagram. She was the driver of the lawnmower when they broke the record, so congratulations to her. We just put lawnmower and air quotes from now on.

Then it makes it okay, right? Tesla does it with the cyber boat, right? It’s got quote, autopilot and quote, build quality. How many quotes on the Tesla website? That’s what I [01:39:00] wanna know. It’s quote tesla unquote.com. . We talked about French cars earlier. We talked about CIS earlier, and you know, my love of certain cis, but they really do push the envelope on weird.

Like, you know, Reno does some weird stuff. Puero does some weird, weird stuff, but when you really wanna take it to the next level, you gotta go with the CI in because they’ve decided they’re gonna come out with an ev, which is made from recycled cardboard as a top speed of 68 miles an hour. Do you think this quote, briefly quote, Floats

Have you ever seen cardboard get wet? My point, . The other thing is the fire department wouldn’t have that long Wait, for the fire to like just consume It. Looks like that Cadillac we talked about earlier. No. You know what it looks like? It looks like a little Lego car. Yeah. Yeah. And I can’t hate it for that.

And now I [01:40:00] wish it was made out Legos. If this was a Lego, I would buy. Cardboard. I mean, it’s a concept car. They did something fun and quirky and completely unnecessary, but no fun and quirky. My left foot, this is ci and they did something very normal . His, the production line in 2025. I mean, I What mini did their whole quirk?

Uh, interior as well. There was the vegan Volvo. I mean, come on. They’re all, yeah, they’re all trying new stuff and that’s fine. I get it. But cardboard really, I mean maybe they’ll find a way to use the cardboard in a safe way that doesn’t disintegrate or combust very easily. Wait, did, did you say the cardboard came from Safeway?

Yeah. This is like in a safe way. Like is this like the part , what’s going on? Well, to round out just weird stuff altogether. Have you guys heard of the the deliver? No. Is that the Domino’s delivery car? It’s the yo, no, it sort of looks like a oid autotech [01:41:00] breakthrough.com uh, website I never heard of before announced that the deliver had been named Evie of the Year.

And when you look at this thing, you would think that that dude that was building the Reliant Robin DeLorean things and like Latvia made this thing. Cuz it is just, Bizarre. My interest is lost when I’ve scrolled for like five minutes here and I still don’t see a picture of it. So you have to watch the YouTube video.

I’ll screw that Click bait. What? That’s not what I was expecting. What the fuck? It’s uh, literally a delivery vehicle. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. If you go to their website, it’s literally de it’s, it looks like that, that other car, I used the term car loosely, but that other one, that’s a three wheel vehicle. Just like this that was trying to, yeah, the ope, the Italian one that’s been around since like, you know, the 19 hundreds.

So , which is a Vespa, like a cap on it? No, it was like Helio or something like that. Either way, it looks like a single seat helicopter without the prop. The best I can [01:42:00] describe it, but it’s got wheels. Again, I don’t know what this website is or whatever, but they named the deliver. The EV of the year, outdoing the Ion, EQ five and all these other vehicles that we talked about.

This year, it looks like we need to rejoin our friends from the Blue Oyster Cult. You know what? Not to disappoint, but there is not a purely floor demand. This time we’re gonna give them a little break. We’ve had some troubling past few weeks with the whole hurricane thing and being flooded out. So, you know, it’s been quiet.

We should have gotten cyber trucks to come as FEMA vehicles to help them out because we’ve realized they could be used as boats. Now, briefly, oh, if only there were any being produced, a hundred Doge. We’ll get you there. But you know, you can take the man out of Florida, but you can’t take the Florida out of the man.

So there’s still some interesting news out across the states. So back to our friends in California, maybe it’s a first, probably not, but the police over there in Whittier, California. [01:43:00] Maiden, R U I A. What? A riding under the influence arrest someone was. Riding their horse under the influence of Whippets alcohol and under California vehicle code, it states that people riding an animal on state roadways are subject to all of the duties applicable to the driver of a vehicle.

So wait, you’re telling me that a horse is a vehicle according to California Vehicle Code? Whenever we talk about California, I feel like I’m watching Portlandia. Oh my God. These people are just, we joke about people in Texas or in their own world. People in California are in their own world as well. This person was galloping through traffic.

They refuse to pull their horse over. So, I wanna know then, if a horse is considered a vehicle, are you allowed to lane split in traffic? While on a horse, you can always lane split if you don’t get caught. Lane splitting is legal in California. It’s the only state it is. [01:44:00] I think I’ve started to wonder if it’s legal in Maryland too, cuz I’ve been seeing more and more people do that and it’s freaking me out.

It is not. I didn’t think so. , it is not legal in Maryland, nor will it ever be. I don’t think. Good, but it shouldn’t be. It’s quite stupid. Jumping it. We’re gonna go back and forth across the coast. All right, now we’re going east coast, close to East Coast, Pennsylvania. She’s space coast. Coast to coast.

That’s her Halloween outfit. Where in the world is Carmens San Diego? Where in the world is Florida? Man? So Florida man popped up in a front of township in Pennsylvania around 2:30 PM as he was filling his car with the gas at the gas station. Got a little bit hot, decided to strip down naked while he was pumping, and then decided that the freezer box where they sell the bags of ice was an appropriate place to enter naked.

In the ice chest. He got in the ice chest, he was hot. You know when [01:45:00] guys in the wintertime, and we say this all the time, I’m freezing my balls off . He was actually doing it. He literally, I wonder if our friend of the show who is a judge now in Pennsylvania is going to try this case and if so, we’d like to get more details from said person.

Ah, no, cross back over. To Oregon, and I have a new respect for these Oregonians. And if you remember from last month, the Missouri guy, senator fella, he paddled his great pumpkin. That’s right. Guin us record. Possibly. Well little did I know that there is a giant pumpkin regatta race. No. That happens in Oregon.

And you have multiple people en carved out pumpkins. Haggling. In a race? No, in Oregon. Yeah. What is wrong? And these people dress up. It’s glorious. It’s a lemons race. It’s a pumpkins race. I’m kind of disappointed nobody had a Charlie Brown [01:46:00] costume on, but it’s fine. Little did you know Brad is here. Look for find Brad.

The pictures go, wait, wait, wait. What? I see. Oh, it’s right before Waldo in the unicorn pajamas. Yeah. too. Brad, why didn’t you film this for us? You could. You could’ve been live on site. I see that Andrew is there too, with his, uh, Randy Savage glasses. Sinking. Sinking. He must have had the same bill quality as the cyber truck.

True. He, he was briefly boating there in his pumpkin. It’s called sinking slowly. When did you go to Oregon? That’s brilliant. How do you know that? I didn’t. That was me there, but yes. So that’s fantastic. Way to go. I’d love to see that spectacle. First thing, . I would do it. I just don’t, I don’t wanna deal with the pumpkins.

Now I wanna watch. I don’t wanna be in the pumpkin. Yeah, I just wanna watch, we’ll round out these last two with a little bit of Halloween funds since it is Halloween. So New Jersey 1 0 1 0.5. Your source score. The creepiest Halloween car in New Jersey and it [01:47:00] belongs to a guy in Somerset. This thing is, so apparently there’s a dude wild running around in New Jersey.

Striking fear in eighties children’s. Nightmare land with Mike Myers and Chucky and Freddy and like all the baddies in the horror films from that era. He’s got those dummies in his Highlander rav4 or whatever that is at riding along his passengers. I guess he’s getting to the h o V lanes. He’s, he’s even dragging like a body underneath the car on the driver’s side.

He. Cicadas, cicadas. . I really like the nun in the trunk like that is, that’s, that’s sick. That’s really cool. That’s from the movie. The Conjuring the second movie. That’s creepy Af is what that is. Terrifies the hell. I I’m okay with all the other characters, but that none is freaking creepy. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta watch the Conjuring too.

[01:48:00] Yeah, I don’t, I don’t need to. I’m good. So the last one here in theme with the haunted drive-through Orlando experience, which I believe there’s even, there’s more of those have popped up. I didn’t realize that haunted car washes are a thing. . How does that even work? The video’s quite good. If you find yourself in Indiana, you can go to the Fisher’s car wash, prime car wash off I 69 at 13 8 0 1 Olivia Way.

And, uh, get possessed by some employees there as you, you know, drive through. It’s $20 per car. You get a car wash at the end. So you get haunted, but you do get your car cleaned and they’re donating 30% of those proceeds to the American Legion to support veterans. So it’s for a good cause. Basically they did like colors through the water to make it look.

I, I didn’t understand if like, so you’re, you’re wetting my car with dyed water. How’s that cleaning It . So that’s why, that’s why they have to wash it again. So what happens when you, somebody has like a code brown moment. Do they clean the inside too? They said that if it gets too scary for [01:49:00] you at any point in time you put your flashers on and everyone knows to leave you alone and you can just proceed through the car wash.

How big is this car wash? I don’t envision it being more than maybe one or two cars long. I don’t know. But I think they started it like out into the parking lot too, with some of the festivities. What I really didn’t like is in the video, and it might just have been promotional reasons, but they showed like the zombie person like banging on the glass of the car and No, you don’t touch my car.

She’s like, no, no, no. Just like you don’t touch me if I’m walking through a haunted house, you don’t touch my car as it’s driving through your haunted washer thing. It reminds me of this story. When I got kicked out of Six Flags, I was with a group of people and we went, it was the Halloween whatever Fright Fest.

We, yeah, it was Fright Fest and we were going through one of the many haunted houses that they had on site. One of the workers bumped into someone I was with, so I kind of threw ’em to the [01:50:00] ground and . I didn’t think anything of it until we got out of the exhibit. Security was waiting for us to throw me out.

Whoops. Yeah. Whoops here. So don’t touch my car and don’t touch my friends that you get the horns, you mess with the Viking, you get the horn. Well, it’s time we go behind the pit wall for our remaining motor sports news, and this month we actually have some NASCAR news. Yeah, so there was some interesting, you know, as the wheel turns drama on soap opera known as nascar, Kyle Larson pinched off Bubba Wallace.

Bubba Wallace ended up tapping the wall that tapped him into Kyle. Kyle went down toward the infield. Then all of a sudden you see Bubba’s car shooting like a missile heat seeking slams into Kyle’s car, causes like a ricochet, inadvertently hitting somebody else who had nothing to do with this whole kerfuffle thing who was basically like in points contention for something or other.

So they screwed him up and then Melba gets out of his car. They’re [01:51:00] both fine, everyone’s fine, nobody got hurt. They gets out of his car and then proceeds to calmly walk a long distance to Kyle and then begin shoving him in a very cat-like way . Kyle was having none of that. We didn’t really push back too much or anything like that.

Yeah, so Bubba was really pissed cuz he got hit. , which he didn’t get hit. He just got pinched off and, and hit the wall a little bit. Had he just kept going. He could have kept driving, but of course he claimed that, you know, hitting the wall, damaged the steering and he couldn’t steer. And so that’s why his car went like accelerated heat-seeking like Forza Yeah.

Down the track. Exactly. Mag magnets in, uh, activated and just boom into the back of Kyle and wrecked him out for good cause Kyle also could have kept going had he not been crashed out at the bottom of the infield. So that’s your NASCAR drama. Did they all forget over on w e I mean NASCAR that Robin is racing?

Well see that’s what I thought. Wasn’t a little bit, a little bit of ru rub that wall. Get some paint off, keep going. [01:52:00] Exactly right. We’re all about trade and paint. But also Bubba Wallace was handed a suspension for one race and that triggered me to go, wait, so now NASCAR’s sort of like world wrestling.

And the N F L I didn’t know drivers could get suspended. You know, obviously a couple videos and coverage from the event was covering it live, uh, as it was happening. But the first I saw, I hadn’t seen the car incident. I just seen them at the bottom of the track of him getting out. I literally thought I was watching like wwe.

I was like, wow, this is, I haven’t seen NASCAR in a while. This is different . Somebody’s gonna get a folding chair and they’re gonna start hitting each other, you know? That’s how it goes. Yeah. Brilliant. I, I hate to say NASCAR is really hard for me to watch on television. I don’t mind it live, like when you’re going with friends and you’d watch the race, it’s just the whole atmosphere.

But to watch it on tv, you, I, there’s other things I’d rather do, honestly, so I missed it all. But watching the recap, I’m like, what the heck is going on over there? I mean, that was un sportsman like, oh, a hundred percent. He deserved something. I mean, that’s not right. He, I mean, you could have [01:53:00] seriously injured somebody.

Well, you know, in the more, in the more refined in the great pon of racing. Yeah. In the more refined world of sports, car racing. We talked earlier about the BMW and its massive front grills, , allowing air into the radiators and capturing small children, animals and Porsches along the way. Cadillac isn’t waiting until 2024 or whatever.

They have already teased, shown us a release of their new Cadillac, L M D H car. They have announced they are targeting, not one, not two, but three. LM D h Cadillacs for the 2023 Lamont’s, 24 hours. I mean the field of cars is going to be massive. Three Cadillacs alone is awesome. They’ve also announced who the team members are going to be, the drivers, so they’re gonna have Sebastian Bordea, they’re gonna have Ringer, Vander, PIP Pippo, Dani Alexander [01:54:00] Sims.

They’ll all be majors on the team running those Cadillacs at 2023. I’m really excited to see them on the big stage. We just went through petite, where they sunset the D P I cars, so there is no more Cadillac prototype. This is the one that’s replacing it. They did reveal the Cadillac prototype at Petite Lamonts and that was cool to see even from afar.

I wish I was there to see it in person, but I’m really excited again for the hundredth anniversary of Lamonts. It’s gonna be awesome to see all these cars on the big stage. Cadillac needs to cancel production on the Sadique and the lyric or whatever other BS they’re making. Yeah. And sell this car. Yes.

This Cadillac looks stunning. I would drive stellar it amazing. It’s, it’s amazing. Meanwhile, in the other organization, SRO World Challenge has revealed their 2023 schedule early. There are still 14 races at seven locations in the 2023 calendar. There’s not gonna be a race at Watkins Glen next year. They put Nola and Circuit of Americas [01:55:00] in place of two other races.

The schedule plays out as Sonoma Nola, Koda, v I r, road America, Seabring and Indie Motor Speedway closing out the year. So they got rid of St. Petersburg, they got rid of Watkins Glen. Kind of changing things around. Fortunately, I don’t know that I’m gonna make V I R because I’ll be at Lamonts. So you know, if I had to pick between V I R and Lamonts and I don’t know, it’s gonna be a tough call, but there’s other exciting news coming out of SRO World Challenge and that.

That the C H R GT three is coming in 2024. They’re already testing it. They’re doing balance of power to bring the new Corvette into World Challenge to compete with the offerings from Porsche, Ferrari, BMW, and so on down the Line. S Rro World Challenge really shaping up to be a great series here in the next couple of years as they bring more cars online and we already know the new Hondas are here.

They’re bringing other vehicles and makes into touring car and things like that. There’s a really nice evolution happening. So if you’re not [01:56:00] into World Challenge, definitely check it out. And their coverage on YouTube even during the race and after is absolutely fantastic. I’m looking forward to it. I can’t wait.

And unlike Eric, I might be at the b I R race because I will not be going to LA mom that I know of as of right now. Well, we have some other racing news or as we know, there’s always our crazy Ozzy friends. They like to send it and then some. So there’s the annual Bathos 1000 and the Annual Best of Bathhurst Crash Videos comes along with that.

We have that linked in our show notes if you wanna check it out. One of our members sends it to us every year. It is a spectacle for sure. And again, the coverage of the race, V8 supercars, amazing stuff you can always go back and watch on YouTube. But the best of is a great way to get to the exciting bits of the Bath Firsts 1000.

Also coming out today on October 20th, if you’ve got H B O Max, there’s a new documentary called Fastest Woman on Earth and is telling the story of Jesse Combs, who unfortunately died in [01:57:00] 2019 trying to break the land speed record of like 512 miles an hour or something like that. This documentary was actually years in the making before her death, so, um, there’s probably gonna be a lot of interesting information on her journey and in her unfortunate passing that was sad, very sad.

I used to watch her on the extreme four by four during the, uh, the power block on Motor Trend. Well now we gotta switch to local news, upcoming local news and events brought to us by collector car guide.net, the ultimate reference for car enthusiasts. Brad, before you get into what’s coming up in November, I just wanted to do a quick recap and shout out of the Antique Auto Club of America’s Hershey National.

This was the first big get together since Covid. They did some other ones, uh, in the last couple of years, but this was my first time at the Hershey Nationals. They had to shut down the park, obviously to the public. They used every square inch of parking lots, overflow roads, grass areas for parking. It was insane.

Allegedly. I’m gonna use air quotes like from earlier [01:58:00] if you. Every row of every table, of every booth, of every corner, of every lot. It’s almost an entire marathon, 26 miles of walking. And that’s how many different vendors there are out there with all their parts. There was also an auction hosted by RM Sotheby’s and one of our, uh, friends of the show, Alan was actually selling off one of his Packards, which was pretty cool.

And we also had our sponsor appreciation and fan happy hour event. We had over 40 people turn out to that. We had some guests of the show that had been on and their episodes are still yet to air. They’re at the happy hour with us. It was a great event, it was a great time. Met a lot of new friends, old friends, and the food was awesome too.

So big shout out to the Tattered flag and Hershey for hosting us and we look forward to doing something like this again in the future. So if you’re ever interested in joining us, take a look at our calendar or give us a shout on our Facebook group to see where we’re gonna be at next. Speaking of calendar, so let’s see what’s coming up for November.

Race car swap meet at Carlisle on November the fifth. You’ll probably be seeing Mountain Man Dan there. And did you know [01:59:00] that W D C R S C A has been running a cart league race? Number four is at United Carting on November 6th, as well as the 14th annual Veterans Appreciation car and Truck. And we have the 32nd annual Hanover Street Rods toys for Todd’s Drive on November 13th.

And tons more events like this and all their details are available over@collectorcarguide.net. That’s right. And if you wanna get your event listed and promoted, be sure to hop over there as well. You can do that for free. There’s a self-service portal where you can set all that up and it’ll go on the calendar and we might read your event here on the drive-through.

It’s also a time for us to do the H P D E junkie Trackside report. Now in our area, the track season is winding down, but there are still tons, if not, I should say, hundreds of events across the country that you can still partake in, in the areas of the country where they just don’t have any seasons or change in the season.

But there is some big news. Coming to N J M P, New Jersey Motorsports Park in 2023, [02:00:00] Thunderbolt, my personal favorite, is undergoing a repaid and expansion. They’re adding what looks like four different optional configurations to Thunderbolt, some of which will cut out the famed octopus. Some add a SHA coming out of turn one in the turn one, two area of the track.

And again, they’re offering different combinations to kind of mix things up and make the racing on the Thunderbolt circuit more interesting. So I’m curious to run it the way it is. I like the configuration the way it is, but we all know that when a track is repaved, there’s a time of adjustment as it settles in, and then the lap times suddenly change.

So I guess we’re gonna have to update our leaderboard as to N J M P, PREPA and Post Repave. So looking forward to those new lap times and those new records. That said, the annual helmets off to heroes, better known to many of us around here as hath is happening again under the control of S E C A W D C R region.

And it’s gonna be held at Summit Point on November the [02:01:00] sixth. There is no fee for this event if you’re in time to register. If you are a veteran or active duty service member, this is a high performance driver’s clinic. The day is split up between exercises in the beginning and then instructed track time in the afternoon.

So the idea is to get you out there, get you comfortable, get you to wet your whistle a little bit and see if you’re interested in the world or high performance drivers’ education. So hth or helmets off to Heroes is a great way to kick that off, and it’s a great way to celebrate Veterans Day. Audi Club.

Potomac Chesapeake region returns to V I r November the fifth and sixth. As we all know here at the halls of G T M, this has been a fantastic event. Despite the variable weather at V I R. There are some of us from the club side of the house going to v I R in November. Not all of us can make it this year, but we hope to return and celebrate our fall finale with Yadi Club next year.

Yay, . So if you’re looking for something to do in early November that pretty much that event kind of closes the door on the DC area and the track season, [02:02:00] unless you continue to go south and if you are looking to go south, H O D’S Southeast region has added. Two more events to their schedule. They’re holding an event at Atlanta Motorsports Park on November the sixth, as well as a Turkey bowl reminiscent of what S E C A does at Summit Point.

They’re gonna be holding their version of the Turkey Bowl at Robling Road on November the 21st. Our guests of the show, NABI owner of Just track it down South, is going to be hosting a toys for to. Toy Drive, as well as H P D E event at Barber Motorsports Park on November the 19th and 20th. So if you’re looking for some warmer events, those are three that you should be adding to your calendar for sure.

In addition to that, I will be at the I M rrc, the International Motor Racing Research Center, up in Watkins Glen for their annual symposium. This is the first one since Covid. It will actually be held at the Watkins Glen and Media Center on November the fourth and fifth. Please stop by for a [02:03:00] chat or sign up to be on the show and will be live streaming this event on the Gran Touring Motorsports Twitch.

So that’s twitch.tv/Gran Touring motorsports. So if you wanna hear from Hall of Famers, NASCAR folks, other people in the industry, it’s a two day symposium and we’ll be live streaming All that for you guys to check out. If you can’t come up to the Glen, in case you missed out, check out the other podcast episodes that aired this month.

October was jam packed. We kicked off with a girl’s guide to cars featuring drive-through. Number 26. Guest hosts Sarah Lacey, who explains the unique perspective of car buying for ladies. Next. We devoted an entire week to late model racing with Mike Gallagher and Kobe Tims from Late Model Mafia, a guided tour of the Eastern Museum of Motor Racing with 10 time jerk track champion Lynn Paxton and E I L F M Crossover with Stephen Izzy, where we reviewed Mountain Man.

Dan’s new favorite movie Trading Paint, starring John Travolta and Shania Twain. We chatted with one of the hardest working teams in S R O World [02:04:00] Challenge, Todd Brown and Johann Schwartz from Rooster Hall Racing, and we also dove deep into Johann’s World records for longest drift and fastest laps. Along with other great paddock stories, Mark Green returns with the Boomerang crossover episode when he joins Brad and Eric to share the origin behind Cars.

Yeah, a five day a week podcast featuring inspiring automotive enthusiasts that topples over 2000 published episodes for you to catch up on. Both Brad and Eric’s interviews are also available for you to review courtesy of Mark making a three part miniseries. a bonus episode drops two days from this episode, rounding out October, where we chat with Johnny Ransom from GAA Classic Car Auctions and learn more about why you should not only attend the vehicle auction, but sell your car at one important details on their November event are also available in this episode.

If you want to learn more about pre-released and bonus episodes, be sure to check out our new Facebook group for Break Fix, where you can get exclusive early access to episodes and more as they drop. By the way, folks, this is the last [02:05:00] official drive-through for 2022. Next month will be the showcase of our holiday shopping guide, and December brings our best of episode.

We’ll catch up with all the interesting news starting again in January. Thank you to all the guests that came on the show this month. We have some really exciting episodes lined up for the rest of season three. And don’t forget, this season ends at the end of February right before the racing season kicks off.

We will be back for season four and lots more drive through news. Tons of episodes still to come. So stay tuned throughout those holiday months. Well, we don’t have any new Patreons for October. There’s some whispers, there’s some hints. There’s people saying, where can we send you money? How can we help you?

It’s always the same folks, patreon.com/gt motorsports. So if you’re getting into that season of giving, think about helping us out a little bit. You know, keeps the lights on, there are expenses to running these shows, running all the websites, all that kind of stuff. Every little bit goes a long way to help us continue to deliver quality content every week.

You know, we are on an aggressive schedule. We put [02:06:00] out what, 60 some odd episodes, uh, this year. So it’s, it’s just craziness and more great stuff to come. So we appreciate anything and everything, and thank you again to everyone that has supported us to this point. And even though we don’t have any Patreons, we do have some other shoutouts, some anniversaries.

Doug Turner and Ben Scherer are celebrating seven years with G T M while Chris Wake clocks in at four years. And Mike Ruber and Nate Burton from our Hot Hatch Volvo episode two years. And finally, Greg Bell celebrating his first anniversary as a GTM Club member. If you’d like to become a member of gtm, be sure to check out the new clubhouse website at club Do gt motorsports.org to learn more.

Special thanks to guest, host, no one. Thank you for coming on. And of course, our co-host and executive producer Tanya, thank you so much for putting together such a wonderful show. I love these drive-throughs. We are so well prepared, and it’s all thanks to you , because as Tanya. Never more prepared than when you’re not prepared.

That’s right. So remember folks, [02:07:00] for everything we talked about on this episode and more, be sure to check out the follow on article that a accompanies this on gt motorsports.org and to all the members, families and friends who support us week after week after week. As Brad likes to say, without you, none of this would be possible, but we’d still be doing it because we’re stubborn.

Yes. You could use the word We’re dumb. Yeah, we’re stubborn. Da da da.

Well, here we are in the drive through line, me and her in front of us cars, in back of us all just waiting to order. There’s a idiot, a Volvo with us. Bright son behind me. Hi Leanna. The window and scream. Hey, watch you Trying to do blind Me. My wife says Maybe we should park.

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Matchbox Dreams to Podcasting Legends: Mark Greene’s Journey Through the Automotive World

What happens when a five-year-old boy falls in love with a tiny red Jaguar XKE Matchbox car? If you’re Mark Greene, it sparks a lifelong obsession with automobiles that eventually blossoms into a career spanning design, racing, and podcasting. In this special crossover episode of Break/Fix, we sit down with the founder and host of the Cars Yeah! podcast to explore the winding road that led him from La Jolla beach days to becoming one of the most prolific voices in automotive storytelling.

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Mark’s automotive journey began in Southern California, where his architect father brought home a 1949 MG TC. For a young boy used to riding in a Pontiac “lemon,” the MG was a revelation – a toy-like, right-hand-drive sports car with a banjo steering wheel and Jaeger gauges. Mark would sit beside his dad with a spare wheel in hand, pretending to drive and delighting passersby.

That MG sparked a cascade of car-centric experiences: Matchbox collections, model building, go-karts, and eventually motorcycles and cars. A neighbor’s Porsche Speedster and a community filled with doctors and lawyers who owned Jaguars, Alfas, and Miuras only deepened his fascination. Even a junior high birthday party was derailed when Mark spent the entire time in the garage with the host’s father, prepping a Speedster for a concours event.

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Mark’s dual degrees in business and design laid the foundation for his early career in graphic design. A chance encounter with the first Griot’s Garage catalog led to a persistent campaign to redesign it. Eventually, Mark joined the company full-time, helping build the brand from the ground up. Over two decades, he wore countless hats – designing catalogs, sourcing products globally, and shaping the company’s identity.

He even helped design Griot’s corporate headquarters in a former Coca-Cola bottling plant, blending his design sensibilities with his passion for cars. Though he didn’t create the now-iconic Griot’s logo, he remains convinced it’s based on a Jaguar XK120 – despite founder Richard Griot’s insistence otherwise.

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This episode of the Break/Fix podcast features an in-depth interview with Mark Greene, the founder, producer, and host of the Cars Yeah! podcast. Mark discusses his extensive career in the automotive world, starting from his early passion for cars influenced by his father, detailing his significant role at Griot’s Garage, and eventually launching Cars Yeah!, a five-day-a-week podcast dedicated to inspiring automotive enthusiasts. Mark shares personal stories, including his racing experiences, his love for motorcycles, and a deep dive into his most cherished car, a Porsche 930 Turbo known as the ‘Orange Crush.’ He also offers insights into his life philosophy, such as the importance of helping others, the value of experiencing life over accumulating things, and words of wisdom for aspiring podcasters. The episode concludes with a heartfelt Q&A where Mark emphasizes the importance of time and pursuing one’s passion.

  • Let’s talk about the who/what/where/when and how of Mark Greene, the petrol-head. How did you get your start in the automotive world? Did you come from a car family? Racing family? What were some of the cars that influenced you as a child (aka “the poster on the wall car”)
  • You mentioned racing a few times, let’s talk about your racing and performance driving history?
  • The one that got away: The Porsche 930 “Orange Crush” story
  • You were the president of Griot’s Garage and part of the company for nearly 20 years. What was that like? What changed/inspired you to create CarsYeah!
  • If people aren’t aware of CarsYeah podcast, it’s one of the leading automotive podcasts out there, on the air for over 8 years and 2100+ episodes – so for those that are hearing about it for the first time, what is CarsYeah all about?
  • Before we wrap up, Let’s put you in the hot seat, how about some CarsYeah inspired PitStop questions?

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Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] BreakFix podcast is all about capturing the living history of people from all over the autosphere, from wrench turners and racers to artists, authors, designers, and everything in between. Our goal is to inspire a new generation of petrolheads that wonder How did they get that job or become that person?

The road to success is paved by all of us because everyone has a story.

Crew Chief Eric: Our guest calls himself an incurable automotive enthusiast, interviewing successful entrepreneurs who live a lifestyle around their passion for vehicles of all types. Be it cars, motorcycles, trucks, or something more. Guest interviews include industry leaders, celebrities, racers, artists, builders. If it’s related to the automotive world, you’ll more than likely find it in his huge catalog of episodes.

Crew Chief Brad: Our guest takes you on his journey, gets under the hood and aims to provide his listeners with inspiration with us [00:01:00] tonight on break fix is Mark green, the founder, producer, and host of cars. Yeah. Cars. Yeah. Is a five day a week podcast where Mark talks with inspiring automotive enthusiasts, people who have wrapped their passion for automobiles into their careers and lives, and we’re delighted to be sharing his story with all of you, so as he puts it, sit down, buckle up and enjoy the ride.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s right, Brad. And welcome to break fix mark for this boomerang crossover episode.

Mark Greene: Guys, Eric, Brad, thanks for having me break fix. Let’s see, what are we going to break and fix today? I’ve got some tools handy and I’m ready to go. So thanks for having me. This is awesome.

Crew Chief Eric: If there’s a claw hammer in your toolbox, you’re definitely ready to work with us in the pit crews.

Mark Greene: Wait a minute, a claw hammer?

Crew Chief Eric: The sign of a real mechanic.

Mark Greene: Okay, well I do have one of those too, so no worries.

Crew Chief Eric: Like every good story, there’s always an origin. So let’s talk about the who, what, where, When and how of Mark Green, the petrol head, how did you get your start in the automotive world? Did you [00:02:00] come from a car family or a racing family?

Mark Greene: Not a racing family and kind of a car family. My father grew up on a farm in Texas and was the only one of five kids that came West, went out West. He became an architect, met my mom in college. Actually in Oklahoma, and then they came out west and I grew up in La Jolla, California, which is in Southern California, just north of San Diego.

It’s kind of a beach community, grew up surfing at the beach every day, that whole lifestyle skateboarding, biking. But my father, when I was about. Five. I think it was, he bought a 1949

Crew Chief Eric: MGTC.

Mark Greene: And when you’re a little kid that age, you’re used to, I think we had a, he called it a Pontiac lemon. It was a Lamar, but it was a lemon.

It was the worst car. One of the worst cars we ever had. The other was an Audi long time ago though. And when he brought this little car home for me as a little boy, I just went. Is this for me? Because it was like a little toy compared to that car. And then the later car, we had the first gen of the Oldsmobile Vista [00:03:00] Cruiser.

I thought it was the coolest thing. Plus it had the steering wheel on the wrong side. It was on the right side. So when you got in the car, you set where the driver was. My dad had a spare steering wheel and those old cars had these Banjo steering wheels that were really unique, cool, super lightweight.

And he used to give me the spare one and we would drive, I would sit there and pretend like I was driving. And we pull up next to people and they’d look down and go, who’s that kid driving the car? And I’d hold the wheel up and laugh. And we had a great time. I really think that car is what put the bug into me for sports cars, especially European sports cars, which we’ll talk about today.

And I always remember and remembering five years old, it’s getting harder and harder at this point in my life. But I do remember one day we went to the hardware store and we went inside. My dad was an architect. He was always building things and designing things. And they had this little display on the counter called Matchbox pre Hot Wheels.

And I said, dad, look at the cars. And he said, well, I’ll buy you one. He bought me the first one, which was a red Jaguar XKE [00:04:00] coupe. And I still have it. And that was kind of the beginning of the collection of the Hot Wheels, which led to Matchbox, which led to building model cars and go karting and minibikes and motorcycles and cars.

And there we go. And that’s where it really all took off from.

Crew Chief Eric: You’re entrenched in the car world from a very early age. That’s awesome.

Mark Greene: Well, yeah. And it’s interesting, my mom was never into cars. My dad was into his car for a while. And then as I got older and his responsibilities grew, the idea of an MGTC to drive to work every day was a little bit ridiculous.

Car. Many mornings had to hand crank the thing. My mom didn’t like it because in the sixties, women were those big, what’s the name of the Simpsons? Wife? The beehive. Yeah. The women wore the teased hair and my mom would have to put a scarf on because otherwise the hair would fly all over the place. She didn’t really care for that car that much, but I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

I remember the big grill and the dashboard was. Supposed to be wood, but the guy he bought it from had taken that off and put an engine turned [00:05:00] aluminum dashboard. You know, back then I didn’t know how that was made, but all these little circles and these beautiful Jaeger gauges that were kind of green tinted old fashioned, and it was super cool.

And when my mom and dad would take my sister and I, there’s a little platform behind the seats. There’s no back seats in those cars, of course. There’s a little platform where you actually sit up above the driver and the passenger. My dad bought us these, he went into the surplus military store, these goggles and leather caps, like flight caps.

And there was a little bar across the back of the seats. And he used to say, If you’re a chicken, you’ll hang on to the bar. That’s the chicken bar. Now, of course, these days he would have been arrested for child endangerment because, you know, super dangerous. I mean, if we’d already been hit or something, we got flying out of that thing.

No seatbelts. It was like going on a rollercoaster ride. Every time we went for a ride, it was super fun. Good memories.

Crew Chief Brad: Looking, you know, in your background there, I see you’ve got the nine 11 on your wall. Were there any other cars that maybe your family hadn’t owned that influenced you as well as a child?

What were some of the posters on your wall?

Mark Greene: Posters were [00:06:00] Porsche racing cars primarily because I’ve just been a Porsche guy forever. That started with a neighbor up the street. He was kind of this cool dude because he was a bachelor. I would say he was probably in his mid twenties or something. I’m thinking he was some kind of a trust fund kid because we lived in La Jolla, which was a more affluent neighborhood.

He had his own house. He wasn’t married and he had cool cars. And one of them was a 58, 59 Porsche Carrera. Speedster, that car was cool. And I just say, take me for a ride. And he was a surfer. So he would take me down to the beach and we’d stick our surf boards. Believe it or not. Now, back then the boards were short, but we’d stick them behind the seats, nose down, and he’d put this strap around.

I mean, we drive down to the beach. We were just five, six blocks away and go surfing. And I think that influenced me along with many of my friends, parents, fathers had very nice, Sports cars. A lot of them were doctors and lawyers and business owners and finance guys. And so I would go to friends houses and the first thing I would do is what’s in your garage?

And I’m talking about things like Miras and Jaguar XKEs and [00:07:00] the first 450 SL Mercedes and old Alphas and these cars that these dads would have. And I’d go visit friends and I’d End up in the garage with their dads. In fact, junior high girl, I was very smitten with she invited me to her birthday party.

I thought, Oh man, this girl likes me. And I went over to her house and she said, you know, my dad has a Porsche Speedster and I know you like cars. So I went out in the garage. And the whole rest of the birthday party, I didn’t even attend. I was in the garage. She was very mad at me. Never invited me over again, but I spent the whole time out in the garage with her dad because he was getting it ready to take it to a Concord event.

And so I was helping him clean it. I remember Q tips in the tires and we put these wrappers on the tires. And next day I actually, my dad took me down to the car show where it was and he let me sit in it. Very fortunate to grow up in that community where there was lots of very cool cars. So you could see them Southern California.

There’s cool cars everywhere anyway. So, yeah, but on the wall for me, we’re either surfing pictures and posters at a surfer [00:08:00] magazine or posters of European sports, racing cars, mostly nine 11s, of course, nine 17s, five 50 spiders, three 56s, all those kinds of things. And the, the, on the wall here is a painting from a listener in Russia.

And he painted that for me and mailed it to me, got a picture of me in my Porsche 930 turbo. And I called my orange crush. We’re going to be talking about that car today, I think. And he sent that to me and that’s me in the car. If you look at it, look, actually it looks like me. And I thought, what a nice guy.

I invite him to be on the show, but his English is still, he’s working on it. We’ll get them on the show on these days. Yeah. And if you walk through my house, I have a wife who’s a saint. We’ve been married 38 years in about a week. And all the pictures and paintings in our house are all past guests, photographers, artists, painters, and so forth.

So the whole house is car stuff and a couple of guitars. Cause she’s played guitars a lot. The fender straddle in the back is a limited edition hot rod. Fender [00:09:00] Shadowcaster. So makes it kind of cool.

Crew Chief Eric: So Mark, I think it’s time for our first pit stop question of any in this episode.

Mark Greene: All

Crew Chief Eric: right. So what we like to do is throw in these just random off the cuff opinion questions.

And in this case, you’ve named dropped some serious cars. If our listeners were paying attention, things like three 56 speedster and Mira and Alfa Romales and all sorts of other things. So that begs the question in your opinion, what is the sexiest car of all time?

Mark Greene: Now this is very difficult because I have a saying, if it rolls on rubber, I probably love it or some aspect of it.

But boy, sexy is a specific word. So I’m going to stick to that. And I’m probably going to answer this in a way that a lot of my regular Cards Out listeners may go, what? But there’s a reason for this. One would be Lamborghini Miura. That car when it came out, and I remember there was a doctor in town in La Jolla that had one, it was orange, and I just couldn’t believe that thing when I saw him drive by.

And I wanted to go find that guy. I did end up finding him actually. To me that car [00:10:00] is sexy because it just got these curves and the eyelashes and the headlights. And the way it’s designed. I grew up with a dad who was an architect and a designer. He really influenced me from a design aesthetic. And I ended up going to school and getting a degree in both business administration, but also in design.

And I worked in design for 11 years. That would be one. Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale. Again, round, voluptuous, kind of the same as one of my favorite cars, 550 Spyder, although I guess I could call the 550 Spyder sexy, but the Stradale goes to a whole nother level. I mean, it’s just, it’s Italian. I mean, hey, the Italians know how to make sexy cars.

Now let’s go to England because the Aston Martin DBR2 has a lot of those same feelings. You see what’s going on here. 50, 60 sports cars, kind of my background. So that Aston Martin to me, and there was a local guy up here that is in the Pacific Northwest that had one of those cars, used to bring it to the historic races when I was racing.

And it’s just, That [00:11:00] car to me is just so, so cool. Of course, you can’t forget the Jaguar XKE, probably one of the sexiest cars ever made. The Series 1. Although I had a detailing business, I 14, and one of my clients had a 72 V12. I used to ride my bike down to South Mission Beach and drive it back home. And when I drove that car, I just, I still feel it, smell it.

That started to get a little clunky, those 72s, that third gen, I think it was, but the first gen Jaguars, I mean, it’s so delicate. It’s just little, wonderful little piece of automobile that I think everybody has to say it’s one of their favorites. So I could go on and on, but those, I pick those as kind of my first choices when you use that word.

Crew Chief Eric: And the best part about the last one that you selected, which does come up quite often. The E Type Jag is probably one of the best looking designs of all time, right up with the Miura and some of the other ones you mentioned. But the irony in the E Type is that as beautiful as the cars were that were coming out of Ferrari, Enzo always said that the E Type, [00:12:00] Was the best looking car.

Mark Greene: Some people are probably saying why there is, is there not a Ferrari in there? But to me, one of my favorite Ferraris is the 250 short wheelbase, but that’s not a sexy car. That’s a masculine car. I mean, it’s a little bulldog. Got that sense of feel. And I love that car. It’s spectacular. The GTO, I guess you could say sexy, but again, I think of that more as a masculine race car type thing.

The TRs, 250s, I mean, I don’t know, but I’ll just limit it to those. Cause we could talk on that question for a long

Crew Chief Brad: time. You hinted when we asked you that question that you could find something you like about pretty much anything that rolls on rubber. So we’re going to ask you what’s the ugliest car of all time and put that statement to the test.

Mark Greene: Yeah, I live by a motto that my mom taught me, and many people have heard this. If you don’t have anything nice to say. Don’t say anything at all. I’m not going to answer that question because there’s lots of them that I think were probably cars designed by committee and you just kind of look at them and go, what were [00:13:00] they thinking?

And even some of the new supercars, I kind of went. Okay. How many people got into this kitchen and threw some salt and spices into the pot? They kind of went a little bit the wrong way, but ugly, every car has something about it that has an element that’s interesting. And when you have a design background, you always look for that in everything, even if it’s something that’s not so great.

Take a great piece of art, for example, you go, that’s a really Weird painting. When you start looking at little elements of it, you’ll find something you kind of like, or you think is kind of interesting. So if you’ll allow me, I think I’m not going to answer that question, or at least I answered it the way I just did.

If you’ll let me get away with that.

Crew Chief Eric: I believe that’s the automotive equivalent to pleading the fifth mark, but we’ll take it. It’s okay.

Mark Greene: Yeah. I hate those guys to plea the fifth, but I’ve never been on, I’ve never been in court in front of a judge. I’d probably do the same thing. Yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: That was the wrong answer.

The correct answer is Pontiac Aztec.

Mark Greene: [00:14:00] Here’s something funny about that. My wife and I just started rewatching the breaking bad series. And I remember that car, of course, in that, and I chose that car. I’m sure for a reason, but yeah, that’s a tough one to like, I’m still trying to find the right angle on that thing. I shake my head and go, who, what, why?

I wasn’t in the room. And when you start getting into General Motors, and I’ve had a lot of designers, car designers on my show, and they talk about the difficulties of being in a big company and you think, Oh, this guy designed the car. It’s never that case. Now, maybe back in the day, Scaliette, Vittorini were designed the Bertone’s.

I mean, all those guys, DeGiario’s. The lure car, there’s just too many people in the room and it’s kind of like that scene out of Ferrari versus Ford and that great line where he’s in the office with Mr. Ford and he said, you know, I saw that red envelope get passed around among five or six hands. That’s not how you do things, not how you win races.

And I would assume it’s also not how you design cars. [00:15:00] We’ll leave it at that.

Crew Chief Eric: All right. So let’s jump back in the timeline a little bit here. And you foreshadowed a couple of things. You talked about working with your friends, three 56 and preparing it for a concord. Then you dropped a hint about starting a detailing business at 14 years old.

So a lot of people may know you now for cars. Yeah. But some of us remember Mark Green as the president of Griot’s garage. So take us on the journey of how you went from From this inspiring automotive enthusiast at the age of 10 or so to being the president of Griot’s garage.

Mark Greene: I studied graphic design at a state of business in college.

And my first job was actually in a design firm in San Diego. Part of our many client lists were catalogers back in the day. This is pre internet. So that’s how you, your mailbox was full of catalogs. And I received a catalog in the mail from a guy named Richard Griot, his first one. And in fact, I had a white 72S on the cover, which ended up being my car for a while.

[00:16:00] It’s back in his garage now. However, we were designing catalogs at Warner Design. I worked with another Richard, Richard Warner. So I called on Richard because I get this catalog. My wife said, I came home. She said, Hey, check this out. You guys should be designing this catalog. And I looked at it and I went, yeah, we should.

It needs some help. So I contacted him multiple times. He was very busy back then. There was just. He, another guy and a lady answering the phone. That was it. It was the very beginnings. And so I think I had to call him seven or eight times. And I finally, he just said, I have somebody, I don’t need you. Well, our firm was the first company in San Diego to use Mac computers.

Now it was the Mac SE, if anyone remembers those little goofy box, but you could design things on it using PageMaker. There might’ve been another software before that. I talked him into allowing me to come up by saying, I’m going to come up and buy a bunch of stuff from you. I’m not going to pitch you. I just want to buy some stuff.

And what’s he going to say? No. I was driving an 84 Porsche Cabriolet at the time. I drove up there in that car, parked right in front of his window. So he would [00:17:00] notice it. I figured this guy’s a car guy, has a Porsche on his first catalog. Long story short, got to know him, landed the account. We started designing the catalog for him and we became friends.

After a couple of years, he said, you know, I’d like you to come on board and help me build this brand. I still need somebody to do the marketing. And Wear a lot of other hats. I always say I wore so many hats at Griot’s. I wore all my hair off, which is pretty true. And so I decided to leave the firm I was with.

I’d been there for 10, 11 years. And now I worked with Griot’s for about two and a half years before I became a real employee. In fact, for about three, four months, I was working both jobs. I would do my job in the design firm. And then at night I would do stuff with him. And I did that for like three months.

It was not easy. Didn’t want to leave my old business partner in the lurch. He was trying to find somebody new. We built that business up. So we had a lot of clients and I joined Griot. So I was there for over 20 years, essentially. And initially I was, we all had titles, but we did everything. I did all the graphic design and advertising, [00:18:00] started traveling around the world, looking for products that we could brand.

We were trying to develop. The brand, part of it was pretty quick for me to see that the real value was the car care. There was only three or four car care products. When I started there, we were selling a lot of hard goods. The problem with hard goods is when somebody buys a tool, they break it and they expect a new one.

They never buy that tool again. But when you buy a bottle of wax, you use it up and you buy it again. We started steering down that path. Long story short, I was there for a long, long time, did a lot of things, eventually became the president of the company and ran the company. And as the company grew, we decided very quickly, he’d already had in his mind, we were going to move out of the state of California.

We were some of the earliest APs from California because it just wasn’t conducive to business taxes, name it. There was a lot of challenges, even 30 years ago, not as many as are now. So we came up here to the Northwest and I came up here kind of crying and screaming because I had this. Porsche Cabriolet that when it rained, it leaked because those old Porsches didn’t have [00:19:00] waterproof tops.

Believe it or not, they got saturated water, started dripping right through them. I remember in the owner’s manual, it said top is not conducive to inclement weather.

Crew Chief Eric: Very German explanation. I love it.

Mark Greene: Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, there’s no cup holder either. Shouldn’t be drinking while you’re driving. I sold that car.

I bought a, 911 coupe Carrera 2. We moved the business up here. Eventually we ended up buying a company that was making products for us so we can make our own car care products. We moved the manufacturing to the Midwest because of shipping. We had a warehouse that we built. Shipping was a lot less expensive from the Midwest than Pacific Northwest.

Most of our clients were California, Florida, that region. Learned a lot, traveled a lot, did a lot, did everything. And during that time started racing, which we may talk about vintage racing. It was a wonderful experience. I learned how to do so many things in business. We built brands, we built products. I traveled and met people.

We branded things. We find people in Germany that made screwdrivers and we’ll help them redesign them. In a way we thought was better and put our name on them. So I learned [00:20:00] a massive amount of information and knowledge in that time period. And it was really, really fun. We were fortunate because Richard had the means to expand the business whenever we needed to.

So he bought this old Coca Cola bottling building, and he tasked me with designing it into our new corporate headquarters. Kind of said, do whatever you want. And so I got to bring that old design aspect into my career, marketing, passion for cars, products, travel, racing, associating with clients. It was, it was really a really great time.

Crew Chief Eric: So since you have that design background and the vision, and you got started with Griots from the very early days, are you responsible then for the current logo? And if so, there’s a debate always about what the car actually is. Cause it’s kind of ambiguous. Sort of think it’s British, could be an AC, could be a JAG, could be an MG.

So what’s the answer? What’s the secret?

Mark Greene: Well, I’m not going to reveal the secret because I didn’t do the logo. The logo was already designed when I came on [00:21:00] board. They had printed the first catalog and mailed it to me. We started producing, I think it was the Third catalog. Now, keep in mind at that time, Grails was doing four catalogs a year.

And then there were three titles of each catalog. So at one point we were doing like 17 or 18 a year. However, that was already done. I wouldn’t say I was stuck with it because I think it’s a nice logo and it’s great. But I had an ongoing debate with Richard all the time that that was a Jaguar. No, it isn’t.

It’s no car. I go, yeah, some car it’s, you know, and I would even overlay some of the Profiles of one twenties with that car. And they almost were exactly the same to this day. I don’t even know who designed that logo. I’d like to talk to them and find out where they got the inspiration because you don’t typically design in a vacuum ideas come from your surroundings or places you go as a designer.

I know that. So I don’t, I wish I could reveal the secret, but, and if Richard knows that he never revealed it to me in all the years I was there, he vehemently said, no, it’s not a Jaguar. But in my world. [00:22:00] It’s a 120. So

Crew Chief Eric: see, so this is what makes it fun. And maybe one day we will find out and listeners, if you know the secret, we’d love to hear about it.

Mark Greene: Yeah. I don’t think anybody out there knows except Richard. And if he really doesn’t know, then whoever designed the logo. And again, I have no idea who that was. Yeah. Cause we were involved so early. I mean, I wrote. The copy from almost the first time I got involved there, we were taking the photographs, designing products, page layouts, and so forth.

In fact, the difficult thing for me, and it’s a funny thing, Richard originally wrote the copy first person. I came from a world where copy for selling products was problem solution based. His was I’m using it. Therefore, You should. When I started writing all the copy, I had to think like he thought, which not the way I think.

So I actually had a hat that had Richard on it and I would put it on and try to, okay, if I’m him, how would I think? You know, I traveled the world with him. We spent massive amount of time. I was at work 10, 11 hours a day. I mean, seven days a week sometimes. So I got to know him really well. So [00:23:00] I got the flow down.

The trap was that it kept me writing long into much Further past, I should have been spending my time on that, but I did a lot of that at night at home, but it was fun. I always wanted to keep that creative side going because that’s where I came from. And I still get to do that with cars. Yeah. I designed my own website with cars.

Yeah. All the photographs you see on my site. I shot all those. I write all the copy, the scripts for everything. I’m kind of a one man paper hanger here sometimes with one leg. So,

Crew Chief Brad: Well, the griot story is very fascinating to me, but I want to hear more about the racing. You know, you’ve mentioned, you mentioned the racing a few times.

Yeah. So let’s talk about your racing, dare I say, career and your performance driving history

Mark Greene: wasn’t a career. Well, I’ll tell you how it started. Uh, Richard Griot had some vintage race cars, but he wasn’t running them. He worked at Skip Barber way, way back before he started Griot. And one day he said, Hey, how’d you like to go racing?

And I go, well, yeah, but you know, it’s very expensive and I kind of work a lot. I don’t know when I’m going to have time. He goes, well, we’ll figure it out. So I [00:24:00] ended up getting a car that he actually had restored 1960 Lotus formula junior 18, but I’m going to back up from there because when you decide to go racing, it’s not a good idea to just buy a race car and go race because you may not like it, you may not like racing.

You may not like. Or be comfortable at speed. You may not like the race car you bought. You know, you hear these stories about a lot of guys get to the point in life where they can buy their high school dream car and they buy it and they get in it and they go, this thing sucks.

Crew Chief Eric: Never drive your heroes.

Mark Greene: There you go. Yeah, exactly. So I started in an E36 M3. Now I’ve had four M3s. I was always driving 911s and I had a lot of them. But I bought an M3 from a college student, a gal whose dad had bought her a car and then she hardly ever drove it and she had to go back to China, I think is where she was from.

So I ended up getting her car for really cheap. She had to unload it. I was at the right place at the right time and it was a really nice car and I went. These M3s are kind of cool. And at the time I was in part of many car clubs, member of many car clubs. One was BMW. And so I met [00:25:00] a guy and he said, why don’t you bring it to the track?

It was specifically Pacific Raceway. Say that five times, twice, 10 times fast. And so he said, why don’t you come up and try it? So I went up and I did a driving school where they took us all out for a day. We’re all novices. Taught us all these different skill sets and helped us learn if we wanted to be up speed.

Well, this is where it gets interesting. And they had all these instructors, one for each driver. At the end of the day, the instructor would take around the track in their car at speed because they’re much faster. And they said, this is what’s where you’re going to be going. When you do this more, you’ll get up to speed.

This guy had an M3 just like mine. I went, okay, cool. So we get in the car, we take off. And if you’ve ever been to Pacific Raceway, it’s a wonderful track elevation changes, kind of a Laguna Seca ish, but not as cool is smaller and tighter. And you’ve got to be really careful. There’s some very bad places to go off there.

So all day, they had told us through this one corner five, a five B that you had to be in this one location. So we went through it and he was in the lead of all the other, the master driver, master trainer, whatever they call him. [00:26:00] Chief instructor. There you go. And so, well, I’ll call him something else in a minute.

So we went through that corner and I went, that’s weird. This guy’s in the wrong location. He told us to be over there and he’s going in here. So we went around and we came out of that screeching and I’m like, whoa, this guy’s going fast. Went around again. He went through there and completely lost it. We spun the car 180 degrees.

And all I remember was coming around and seeing this train of cars coming. right at us, eyes as big as saucers. I grabbed the armrest. We didn’t get hit. We almost got hit by the guy behind us. Went off the track backwards, car flipped upside down and went down the hill upside down. Whoa. Yeah. And we stopped and the car’s running and I looked at him.

I said, does this part of the lesson? And he uttered some, uh, Uttered some words we can’t say here. And I said, you might want to turn the engine off. So he turns the engine off and the mirror had folded and shattered the window. And this is where I learned, if you ever go on a track and do a track day, even if it’s hot, keep your [00:27:00] visor down because when a window shatters, that glass goes everywhere.

And I had my visor up and it went in my face and ended up cutting my mouth and my lip a little bit, a glass in my mouth and stuff didn’t get hurt. Cause he had four point harness. So we were pretty good. pretty safe, but he messed his car up pretty good, crawled out of the car. So, uh, yeah, that was my first experience.

So I kind of came home and, you know, Jill, my wife, she said, so how was the day? And I said, Oh, good. Anybody crashed? None of the students.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.

Mark Greene: And she looked at me and like, and read me like a book. She goes, so what happened? And I told her, and so that was kind of the beginning, but I realized, okay, well this guy, for whatever reason, you made a mistake, pick one.

There’s a lot of reasons to crash on a racetrack. So I decided to buy some slicks and start taking my E36 to track. So I did racing here down in Oregon, not racing, but track days. High speed performance days where you could do passing and things. And after doing that for, I think about a year and a half, maybe two years, I bought another E36 M3 and I went, you know, I think it’s time to buy a car.

So ended up getting the Lotus and started [00:28:00] racing that. If you know a Lotus 18, it’s a small, tiny car. This was a junior. So it had a thousand CC motor drum brakes. I mean, It can’t go that fast, but it can bite you. I never felt safe in that car ever because you were so vulnerable. Colin Chapman was known for lightness, right?

He didn’t care about his drivers, I don’t think. So my shoulders were way above the sides of the car and never crashed that car. Went off a few times, but never crashed it. So yeah, we got to do that with Sovereign, Pier Pacific Raceway, interbracing that car at Sears Point, Thunder Hill, different places in California.

And then we ended up doing three day driving school, Skip Barber back at Road America and got to drive some cars back there. Richard has some real fast, cool race cars and ended up also getting, uh, actually it was Richard’s, but I got to drive it 67 Lola T290 sports racer. It was supposed to have a two liter, but it had a 1.

7, but still way faster giant slicks compared to my little Lotus, a whole nother experience. All of a sudden I was at the front of the pack versus. The back of the pack and the Lotus, they’d lumpy in with Formula Fords, which were 1600 CC cars. You couldn’t [00:29:00] keep up with them. So it was a little disappointing, but there were two other guys at Sovereign that had 18s.

John Shirley was one who has quite a car collection up here, including a GTO and is what I call garage mahal. He calls it spinner garage, but it’s the garage mahal. And there was another gentleman we’ve since lost him, but he had an 18 too. So yeah, the racing I did for 10 or 12 years, something like that.

Super fun, super expensive, but. It was a nice escape from work because when you’re racing, kind of like, and we may talk about motorcycles because I got into those a little bit. When you’re on a track, you can’t think of anything else. All of us know that when you drive to work in the morning, sometimes you get there and you don’t even remember what the drive was like because you’re thinking about work or whatever.

I can’t do that in a race car. So the focus factor there was really cool. I had some great instructors. Met a lot of cool people, got to do a lot of fun things. So yeah, if you have the means, I highly recommend it as far as Buehler said in the movie.

Crew Chief Brad: And then you just touched on motorcycles a little bit.

Tell us a little bit about your, your motorcycle, I guess, experiences.

Mark Greene: Well, I’ve always [00:30:00] loved motorcycles. When I was real little, my parents got us, uh, my sister and I each a Honda trail 70. Because we used to take a camper down to Mexico camp on the beach. And we’d ride those things up and down the beach.

And to this day, in fact, I saw one down at car week that was for sale. And I’m like, Oh, I’d love to buy one of those. And I think they’re like 5 grand now or 6 grand. And then I go, what the hell am I going to do with one of these things? Nothing great little track bikes. But I had a friend in junior high and high school, Bobby, who.

Raced motocross and he had a garage full of bikes, he and his brothers. So I’d go over there and he’d loan us bikes. We go, we could ride from our house out to Miramar neighbor layer station, because back then there wasn’t as much development San Diego, and you could ride, do canyons and get out there and ride all day long.

Or we take them out in his van and go riding. So bikes were always a big part of my life. But then when I grew up. They went away and life gets busy and then met my wife, we got married, had kids, and so I wasn’t into bikes, but then I kind of got back into bikes and I love Italian stuff, so I ended up getting a Ducati Monster, a [00:31:00] 750, and also an MV Agusta F4, which was probably one of the most stupid bikes I could have ever bought.

Just insane. I think they revved to 19, 000 RPM or something. Just wicked crazy bike. They were so beautiful and I wrote them for a little bit on the streets, but I realized after a couple of years, everybody’s out to kill you. There’s too many people not paying attention. Every time I went out was a close call and I tried to ride on roads that were out elsewhere.

And if it wasn’t a, somebody in a suburban trying to hit me, it was a deer jumping in front of me or a dog chasing me. Or every time I came back, I’d go, you know, I’ve got kids. I got to put through college and a wife and this is a little bit silly. So, uh, yeah, common sense took the better of me. So I sold my bike to a guy in my office who really wanted it.

And the MV ended up going to, uh, Butch Denison of Denison International. His wife, Nancy bought it for him as a gift. He has a collection of Italian bikes in his home and it ended up. living in his house. I think it’s still in his entry. Appropriate place. I should have kept it and put it in my office right here behind me.

I didn’t know I was going to be doing this back [00:32:00] then. So there you go. But I love bikes. Every time I see one, I, I like to have another one of those, but I don’t know, maybe that’s the best idea these days. I did take both bikes to the track once thinking maybe I’ll get out and do high speed. But the group I went with, they said it was a beginner’s group.

These guys were crazy hot shoes. After about an hour, I went, I’m in the wrong group of people because these guys are like, you know, knee drop sliding two corners. And I’m going to die out here. I’m going to wreck my bike. Uh, this was a bad idea. So, um, I came home. That takes time to ride a bike like that. A motocross, you know, fly around, fly in the dirt.

You’re fine. No big deal. But I loved motocross. You know, that’s another time I probably should have taken up instead. Was motocross pretty fun.

Crew Chief Eric: Your knees probably thank you for not doing it though.

Mark Greene: Yeah. At this point in my life, a lot of parts of me, thank me for not doing that. But you know, I had a couple of friends who got hurt really bad and actually a couple who died on bikes, not by their own fault, somebody hitting them.

And so you just kind of go, Oh, Uh, [00:33:00] yeah, I had this thing called mortality and like I said, I had children I needed to take care of and sent to college and a career and a job and a wife and family. And, uh, it seemed a little selfish, uh, kind of vintage racing was a lot selfish. I’ll put it that way. And that’s part of why I quit doing that.

Cause college was looming. I always say my sponsorship. Money changed to a couple of private colleges out of state. So I’m happy to do that though.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. And I totally agree with you. Like, I love the idea of bikes. I’ve had a couple of bikes in my past as well. The juice isn’t worth the squeeze. If you can get that similar feelings in a car,

Mark Greene: you’ve got a little baby now.

So you’ve got a, you’ve got a whole nother line of responsibility. You got to really think about because that little, little boy, right? He needs to have you around for a long time. So, uh, yeah, your priorities change, but you know, there’s other ways to get out there and have fun. Exactly.

Crew Chief Brad: And speaking of getting out there and having fun, are you still tracking and what’s your home track?

Mark Greene: No, I’m not. After I stopped racing, getting on your street car and attract just didn’t seem fun anymore. And that may sound a little silly, [00:34:00] but when you drive a purpose built race car on a track and you get in a street car, there’s so many differences. And I love my street cars, man, I enjoy driving them spirited, but you beat them up on a track.

And at that point I had started focusing more and more on work because I’d become the president of Griot’s. I had a lot more responsibility there. My children, like I said, college was coming and my wife had retired long ago to stay home and raise the kids. So I was the sole breadwinner, if you will. So I just thought, you know, I think I’m not going to do this anymore.

Every once in a while. Get out there and have a little fun if I got invited to something, but no, but my home track here would be the Pacific Raceway. There’s also one out in Shelton. They’re building a real track just north of me here. That’s going to be real racetrack. And, uh, I call Laguna Seca my home track because that’s where I got my racing license.

I love that track. And I got to race on it a few times. I’ve driven on it many times. That track to me is I feel at home when I’m there. And so, [00:35:00] yeah, I would say those two, but I’ve got to drive on a lot of different tracks, road America. I did a three day open world driving school. That track was awesome. I mean, so long and there’s so many technical aspects, but then now I can say that about Sears point.

Cause I raced there a bunch. So here’s point, that’s delicious too. So, yeah,

Crew Chief Brad: well, that brings us to our next pit stop question. Oh, okay. Any bucket list car and track combo. And I’m going to throw in bike as well. Are there, is there any bike car track combo on your bucket list? You’d want to drive or ride.

Mark Greene: Oh, sure. A nine 17 S bar. Um, now some may go, that’s kind of. That car is spa. Hmm. You know, not endurance car spa. I don’t know. You guess you could say spa endurance racing, but there’s other tracks, but the portion nine 17, because it’s a Porsche nine 11 heritage, I never been able to drive one. I’ve been able to sit in one, but that car to me would be pretty darn cool.

I’ve become friends with Bruce Kanepa, who’s credible driver, and he’s got one and is driven one. I’ve spent a fair amount [00:36:00] of time just talking to him about what that car’s like. Compared to the nine 11 and, you know, he’s an incredible driver and spa to me. I mean, so many great tracks, but spot to me is just one of those tracks that has some magic to it.

And it has that elevation change in the backside. And of course, coming down the front and up the Hill. Yeah. So I do that. I can’t say I would want to do any track on a bike at this point, maybe back when I was younger, but, uh, yeah, portion nine 17 is Bob would be. You throw me the keys. They haven’t have keys.

Maybe, uh, throw me the keys to that and say, take it around. I probably wouldn’t be very skilled at, at this point, but I certainly would have fun.

Crew Chief Eric: So that leads into a follow on pit stop question, which is, do you follow any motor sports disciplines? Do you watch any of the racing on TV or live?

Mark Greene: You know, I used to a lot.

This is an interesting question. I’m so busy with what I’m doing now. I just kind of try to steer as much away from television as I can, focus more on what I’m doing and [00:37:00] people. And I, I interview a lot of authors and books and things like that. So I don’t, you know, I say that to people, they go, what’s wrong with you?

Now I used to follow F1 religiously from when I was, before I was even married and all through that time period. Now here’s a funny thing. My daughter is the oldest of two. He’s 33. My son’s 28. And I try to get my daughter into cars. I took her to vintage races. I introduced her to Christie Edelbrock. I took her to car shows, took her to Monterey car week when it was only three days, when she was one carried on my back.

I mean, I tried so hard, never interested, just. Eh, yawn. Not interested, Dad. They came out with that series a couple years ago, where they did a documentary on Formula 1. She is now, and her husband, who has no interest in cars, they’re Formula 1 fans! So when I say, oh, Dad, did you see the race this weekend?

Could you believe he did that corner like that? I’m just, oh, I get, and I’m like, Who are you? That series I think has done more. And I’ve talked to Zach Brown. He’s been a guest on my show. I saw him down at car week [00:38:00] and talked to him about this very thing that has done more for formula one in the United States than anything ever.

And if you think about it, people love drama reality shows, and that turned formula one into a personal reality show about the people, not the cars. And that’s why I think it’s exploded. And now they’re talking about doing that for NASCAR, motor GP. I mean, all these other elements, because now when people see the people behind it, they’re interested.

Otherwise it’s just a car going around a track. You also talk about going to races. My wife’s never been into cars at all, but we lived in Delmar, California when we were first married and they used to have the IMSA races that the. Delmar racetrack. It was basically in a big parking lot, but still we could hear him from our house.

And I talked her into going with me one time and she was just, I want to do that again. So I’ve always said to people, if you’ve never been to a race, my dad used to take me to drag races in Orange County when I was a little kid. And I was like, In fact, I met Evel Knievel at one of them, which was pretty cool.[00:39:00]

He jumped a bunch of school buses at the end of the drag races, but Don Garlitsch was there. He ended up being a guest on my show. So it’s kind of cool. I remember you, you signed a picture for me when I was like eight years old. Going to races is cool, but yeah, I’ve just, I’ve kind of. Excuse the pun, steered away from it of late.

I guess I’m just so busy doing other stuff that I just haven’t gotten back into it. I kind of watch it from the outside a little bit, and sometimes I’ll go back and watch a race. But I probably just blew my whole career and the weeds. Thanks to that question, guys. Cause at all, he’s not a car guy. Stop listening to cars.

Yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: Geez, for anybody that’s listening, that may not know. I believe the TV show he’s talking about is on Netflix called drive to survive. Yeah. And that is a show that we are desperately trying to get Eric to watch, but he is very adamant that he will never watch it. I think I’m going to, the next time I see him, Eric, you can mark my words.

We’re going to have to pull a clockwork orange on you. Sit you down, hold your eyes open and you’re going to, you’re going to watch it.

Crew Chief Eric: I got disenfranchised from the beginning because the [00:40:00] title alone drive to survive. I thought it was about world rally championship, which is my discipline of choice, and then when I realized it was about formula one, I was like, I’m done with this noise.

Mark Greene: You know, give it a chance. Give it at least three episodes. Okay. Just give it three and I think you’ll find it interesting and perhaps it will broaden your world a little bit like it did mine. Get you energized about that discipline.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, don’t get me wrong. I’m a Senna and Schumacher fan

Mark Greene: from

Crew Chief Eric: way back.

That’s where it stops though. That’s the thing after Schumacher retired, I was like done.

Mark Greene: It’s gotten to be a bit of a circus, but I think this is why I got into it. And that is I’m about people. Karjaz about people. It really isn’t. I should have called it people. Yeah. But. You know, who would listen to that?

Cars, yeah, if you’re a car person, makes sense. And cars are the catalysts that bring people together. Car Week is a great example. You know, I spent six days down there. The friend [00:41:00] I go with every year, poor Bill, he just rolls his eyes and walks away because I can’t walk five feet. feet without meeting somebody that’s been on my show or has listened or I get to talk to about their car.

And he just, in fact, I went to one of the shows with him and I said, Bill, I’m going to walk the show the way you walk the show. I can 20 minutes. We were done. I’m like, you didn’t even talk to one person. He’s like, well, I don’t talk to people. That’s not what I do. Yeah. Just give it a chance.

Crew Chief Eric: All right.

Mark Greene: All right.

Okay. I like the clockwork orange reference. That’s good.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, speaking of giving chances and one of Brad’s favorite questions, we did a whole episode around this called Regrets in the Desert Island. I want to talk about the one that got away specifically.

Mark Greene: Ouch.

Crew Chief Eric: Your Porsche 930. And what’s unique about this car is first of all, if you don’t put Mark Green and the orange crush together, it’s all over the internet and social media and everything.

I don’t know that I’ve seen another 930 in that color. So let’s talk about. Is that a factory color? Was that a factory acquisition? [00:42:00] What led you to that car? And then the question that everybody’s been asking you now, why did you get rid of it?

Mark Greene: I know. Okay. Let’s go back to the beginning. That car was ordered by a guy in Ohio named Mr.

Four tens who owned. 410s Porsche Audi back in the 80s. He saw a car that was a Porsche press car in 86, a turbo that Porsche brought out. It has since vanished unless someone out there knows where it is in that color. It was not a stock factory color. Porsche painted. It’s a three stage metallic pearl orange.

And so he called Porsche and he said, I want to order a car in that color. And they said, nah, we’re not going to do that. It’s too complicated. We not going to do that. And so he said, well, please. And he kept bugging them. They finally said, if you can find three customers who will buy cars in that color, turbos, we will do three cars.

He had a little trick he used to play with Porsche back in the day. If you ordered, or your customers were ordering a lot of special cars, you got better allocations. You got more [00:43:00] cars. So he would tell Porsche that people were ordering these cars, but they weren’t. And then he would get them in and sell them.

And that gave him better allocations. So in the case of this car, he invented three people to buy the car. They were people that worked for him. He sent them to Germany. So they were European delivery. And I don’t know this for a fact, but I do know for a fact that back then, if you bought a European delivery car, it was cheaper.

Even if you just gave the keys back and they shipped it home, it was less money for us buyer. And so he bought these three cars. Well, he sent his employees over. One of them was a woman and her husband, her husband was the finance manager, and she pretended to pick up her new turbo. And then she handed the keys back and said, I don’t want to drive it, ship it back.

He did that with all three cars, my car, there’s a sister car to my car, exactly the same, but not as many option. My car was highly option. And then he ordered a slant nose, which was an expensive. addition to the options. So the story goes that he was trying to save [00:44:00] money and he called, I think it was Lufthansa, and he said, I can’t want to fly these cars back.

I don’t want to put them on a ship. And so there was a ability to be on a waiting list. So they shipped the cars over to the Lufthansa shipping center and they sat there for a while. Along many weeks and he goes, why are my cars not here? Well, because all our loads are full and you said you wanted discount load.

Well, he finally had to give up and ship them all home. They all came home. He brought them to his house. He didn’t want people to know he had three in the same color. So he put the first one in his showroom. which was not my car. I think it was a slant nose and he sold that car. Well, here’s where things start to get really crazy and bear with me because the story is much longer than we have time for today, but I’ll narrow it down.

The buyer of the slant nose ended up being a guy named Russell Flurry. Russell Flurry started a company called Road Scholars, which is now owned by the Ingrams. He was a Porsche guy. He bought that car and had it while his wife, and he had other Porsches, his wife ended up getting cancer. And so he had to sell all of his cars so he could stay home with her.

When she was essentially [00:45:00] dying. We lost Russell last year. Great guy. I became friends with him. He was a guest on my show. Awesome man. Sadly COVID got him, but his car ended up going to Richard Sloan, a Sloan cars. Now Richard’s another guy we lost to cancer several years ago, but his son, Brett runs Sloan cars.

And so he had that car when he had it, it only had like 14, 000 miles on it. He or his son, Brett, I don’t know which ended up selling the car and it’s vanished. It’s in a collection somewhere in a garage. Somebody that’s not on social media. The second car, not mine, but the second car, the twin to mine was then sold next.

And that went to a family in Texas. It’s still with that same family. The gentleman who bought it died and left it to his daughter. His daughter still has it. His daughter’s husband contacted me when I sold my car to talk about it because there’s. thinking of selling it. My phone just started ringing off the hook, but they’re not sure, but they’re not really car people, but there’s a sentimental value there.

But my car was sold last. Now, the reason I share the [00:46:00] story is I have since met Mr. Fortenza’s son, Marcus, who works at Penske Porsche. He was in high school at the time. He reached out shortly after I got my car. And when I left Griot’s, I had it for about A year and a half of grios and I left grios. I had it for 13 years and I started using it on social media, calling it my orange crush because I had a crush on it.

And he reached out to me and he goes, where did you get that car? My dad ordered a car like that. And I used to sit in it in our garage at home because it sat in our garage for four or five months before he sold it. And he used to dream about. owning that car. And I said, yeah, this is one of your dad’s original ordered car.

So I’ve met all these people around this car. As the story goes, you asked me, why did I sell it? We all know what the car market has done lately. It’s gone crazy. And I don’t buy cars to hope to make money. I buy cars because I like in the eighties. I wanted, well, in the seventies, I wanted a turbo because I was a kid.

I couldn’t afford one. And then in the eighties, I wanted one. And I was the so called adult with a new house and a. wife and a baby. I [00:47:00] couldn’t afford one. So I always wanted one. So that car fit the mold. But when I saw that car on eBay, which is where I bought it from, from a broker in Florida, and I won’t get into the story of how it got down there, but it basically was a one owner car.

But if you look at the car facts, it shows. Some woman who owned it, i. e. the lady whose husband worked there. Then the original owner who was in Indiana, who had it most of the time. And then he sent it to a broker to sell it. The broker sold it on eBay. And that’s how I got it. The car shows all these ownerships, but really when I got it, it only had one owner.

There was all these convoluted stories behind it. And this onion that I kept peeling away every year, as I learned a little bit more, a little bit more, just became kind of a blossom of this story. Which added to the, the wonderful story that are all cars have, but it had become too precious. I’ll put it that way.

I like to drive cars. It had become very valuable. It was all original, never damaged. It was an [00:48:00] incredible shape, although it had 41, 000 miles on it. I just couldn’t drive it without freaking out. So I was afraid somebody was going to hit it. I would never leave a park somewhere. Somebody might steal it or back into it or maliciously scratch this car just because, you know, and so it just sat in the garage way too much.

And I finally, at the beginning of this year, told my wife, I said, I think I like the idea of owning the car more than I like owning it. And she never really liked the car anyway. So she goes way too flashy for you. Thanks, dear. We decided to sell it. I got smart. I found a guy who was the past guest on my show, Rafi Manasian.

He handled the whole deal for me. He sells cars for people. He’s a car designer on bring a trailer. I know Randy, he’s been a guest on my show twice. And so we did this whole thing. I had Randy on my show the day the car went live. And to this day, that car still holds the record. I’m bringing a trailer for an 87 turbo for achieving the highest price point.

Now here’s where it gets even more fun. The car lives an hour north of me with a collector and it sits in a garage that I’d like to live in. [00:49:00] This guy’s house is insane. It lives amongst a whole bunch of its brethren and sister and other brightly colored Porsches. This guy likes to drive his cars and his curator.

He worked for me at Griot’s when I picked my car up originally, his name’s Tim. So now he is taking care of Orange Crush and it’s kind of like, I feel like I’ve loaned it to a museum and I’ve got visitation rights. And, um, probably if I go up there, I could even give it a drive. So it’s a wonderful rounded story.

And honestly, I don’t miss it because it’s in its new place. We all know cars are going to their new caretakers and they always will. We’ll be long dead and the cars we’ve had hopefully still be around and people will be enjoying them. Maybe they’ll all be in museums if they outlaw gasoline, but they’ll still be around.

So that’s a long winded and there’s a lot more to it, but I tried to be as brief as I could, but it’s a very complex story, but that’s what cars are so cool about.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s why we say everyone has a story, right?

Mark Greene: They do. [00:50:00] Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: So that begs the question, did you replace it with anything?

Mark Greene: Not yet. I will. I have an E46 M3 that I bought new.

It was my fourth M3. I bought new in 05. It’s just a wonderful car. And what I’ll be doing is selling that car, because it’s now worth probably what I paid for it. If you look at bring a trailer M3 prices and my car is pristine, highly option. It’s got the competition package option. It’s a really, really nice car.

Sunroof delete. I will sell that car when I get the next car and the next car will be a Porsche. It won’t be an old Porsche. It’ll be a newer Porsche that I will drive even when it’s raining, even when it might be snowing. I’ll put snow tires on it. I’ll enjoy it. I’ll park it and walk away. I’ll still look back, but I’ll walk away and not fret about it sitting in a curb somewhere.

Yeah, that’s what’s going to happen. So I’ve got a couple in mind. I know what you’re going to ask me, I think.

Crew Chief Eric: Do you? Will it be a petrol powered [00:51:00] Porsche or an electric Porsche?

Mark Greene: No, it won’t be electric. Nothing against electric cars, but no, it won’t be electric car. Now this could change because things change.

It’ll probably either be a 911 GTS or more likely because all my 911 diehard fanatics are steering me towards this car, a 718

Crew Chief Eric: Those are both solid choices.

Mark Greene: You know, I’m long done with the wing stuff. I’m not going to get a GT3. I’m not going to get a GT4. I want a car that’s comfortable, but fun. The challenge for me is color.

I want a crazy color. And I talked to Porsche about painting it orange crush orange. And they said, well, we can do anything for the right price. It’s a very complex problem. Very expensive. It’s way more than the 11, 000 they charge for paint to sample. I don’t think I like it that much when they started quoting me 25, 30 grand, if maybe.

And the process takes seven to nine months for them to even determine if they [00:52:00] can do that or not. Because the surfaces are all different now on cars and not just metal anymore. So that’s kind of where I’m leaning right now. I used to have lots of cars, bikes, and I’m trying to simplify my life. My focus is on cars yet.

And I’ve got a new grandson where a lot of focus is now. Hopefully we’ll have more grandchildren. I’m trying to simplify. I want a car I’ll get in and drive and enjoy the Porsche 930. I just wasn’t doing that. And it was just a shame. I know it sounds ridiculous to some people, but I’m very picky with my cars.

And yeah, I’ll be picky with a new one, but at least if something happens, it’s like, eh, okay, fix it, move on.

Crew Chief Eric: You’ve simplified and added lightness to your life. So yeah,

Mark Greene: yeah, yeah. I, I, I follow this guy on YouTube. I think his name is Joshua. Who talks about minimalism. We’ve always lived kind of a minimalistic life.

We have a contemporary home, but even minimal, minimalizing your life more. I’ve been a pack rat my whole life, and I’m trying really hard to change that, to lighten all those, what I call burdens, I’ll tell you, it’s freeing. And I’m trying to focus more [00:53:00] now on experiences instead of things, which Well, I don’t think I know it’s a lot healthier way to live a life.

My son has taught me that lesson. He’s very much an experienced guy versus a thing guy. I was always a thing guy and I was sacrificed experiences for things. And I realized now that was not the right thing to do.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, speaking of experiences, we got to jump back into your timeline a little bit. So reminding our listeners, you were the president of Griot’s garage for nearly 20 years.

Mark Greene: Well, let me correct that because I wasn’t president for 20 years, but for about the seven or eight years I was. But again, it was always a small company, so we wore lots and lots of different hats, but when I ended there, yeah, I was president. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: So that said, I never realized how much competition there was in the world of car care and detailing and all that.

And there’s all sorts of names. Yeah, exactly. The craziness that goes on there. So I would suspect that after 20 years, like you’ve been talking about, it was time to downsize, it was time to purge. It was time to change your latitude to use your terms. Right. What [00:54:00] inspired you to do that? To create cars.

Yeah. How did that all come about? And where did the name come from?

Mark Greene: Great question. We had kind of a three part catastrophe in our family. For one thing, agree is I’ve been there a long time and I was starting to go, you know, been here a long time. Maybe there’s something different to do. Richard was changing his focus and things.

And it was just like, you know, maybe it’s time to do something, but I’ve always done this. I don’t know. It’s fun. What do I do? Well, my father was 80 at the time he fell and broke his neck. His C2 vertebrae. That is the doctor said the Christopher Reeve break. My dad was always very active, very physical. He did yoga.

He ate well for an 80 year old. He exercised every day. He was always working on his home and he fell off a deck that he was building, smashed his head and broke his neck. Luckily he wasn’t paralyzed, but he was in a bad way. Then my wife’s mother. got cancer. And so we had these double whammy going on. And then my wife ended up having what’s called a large cell tumor in her leg.

And so that required a major [00:55:00] surgery and required her to be in bed for quite a while, months. I just felt like I need to stay home and focus on her. and take care of her. At the same time, we had just gotten through putting my daughter through college. So she was off in a career. My son was in his first year of college.

I went, okay, time for me to sell back my shares of Creoles were and come home, take care of her and find something different to do. And my son came home from college and I said, look, Blake, I’m trying to figure out what I can do from home so I can care for your mom. And also I need to make some money because your tuition is really expensive.

You know, so he was on the East coast and private school. And he said, dad, you’ve been taking me to car shows my whole life. My son’s been to pebble beach car week, 18 times. I’ve been 32 times. I’ve taken him to car show. Now he was a car guy. So I got to do all that with him versus my daughter. And he said, dad, I always tease you.

You can’t walk by somebody without stopping and asking them about their car and their career. Cause I’m in a business, entrepreneurship, how do businesses work and asking questions of people, which is what I do all day long. He said, how [00:56:00] about a podcast? And I, this was about nine years ago. And I literally said, what’s that?

I was dad, get with the times. Now I was not a tech guy. I had people at Grills doing that for me. I was running the business. I was trying to focus on brand building. And Product development, all this different stuff. And then remember this nine years ago, things have changed a lot in nine years in tech and in the world.

So I said, okay, well, let me look into that. So I started investigating what a podcast was, studying it, calling people who do podcasts. If they would talk to me about it, ran into a guy named John Lee Dumas, who does a wonderful podcast, very successful entrepreneur on fire, joined his group, learned how to do it.

And three months later, Launched cars. Yeah. One year from the day I left griots May 28th, 2013. You asked about the name, try to find a domain name. That’s not taken with the word cars in it. I’m a creative guy. I’m a writer, a designer. I’d come up with hundreds of names. And every time I go to go daddy or wherever you go, blue dot or whatever, and it’s taken, it’s taken.

Well, one night my wife and I were watching TV [00:57:00] commercial was for hotels. com I think. And we were sitting there and I was pretty like, well, I got to. Come over the name. I’m designing this whole concept of what I’m doing. And they said hotels. com hotels. Yeah. And Jill looked at me and she said, Cars. Yeah. I said, what?

She goes, cars. Yeah. That’s your name. Yeah. And I went, yeah. And she goes, yeah. So I ran in and I looked and it was not taken. I couldn’t believe it. So I bought up, you know, every version of it. I could. And I’m like, okay, that’s the name. It just makes sense. And it flows. So I designed the logo because I’ve designed hundreds of logos.

Maybe obviously the six gated shift gate with the microphone is, and it’s kind of cliche, but it works. And that’s where the name came from. And so it took about three months for me to figure out how to do it, how to learn, how to record. I mean, you guys know all the technical side of this. This is not easy.

And I’ve had lots of people call me and say, I want to be a podcaster. Go great. In fact, I’ve even been paid to help people get their podcast up. I did one for a guy who wanted. [00:58:00] Yeah. He mimicked what I did, but for golf and I said, okay, if I don’t mind call it golf. Yeah. But once we got into it, they all say the same thing.

And you guys know this, this is a lot of work. I mean, there’s a lot of moving parts to this thing. You don’t just these so called YouTube stars. Put a YouTube out, you’re rich. That doesn’t exist. Podcasting, it really doesn’t exist. So I had to learn all these components while Jill was back in the bedroom convalescing, I’d be up all night learning how to code, build a website.

I’d never done that before. How to record, use Adobe audition, how to move tracks around, and then Put it all together with this deadline. I set for myself. Cause I’m all about deadlines and business. I’m very methodical, set up how I was going to do it, practice with a few friends of mine and Rick Cole, who did the first auctions at Monterey car week was my first guest.

Thanks to a lady named Cindy. She was handling his PR and she called me and said, Hey, Mark. I knew her from before. She goes, you’re doing this cars. Yeah. Thing, but. Like who’s going to be on your [00:59:00] show? And I said, well, I’m trying to find people. But every time I call somebody, they go, what’s a podcast? I mean, nobody knew what a podcast was.

She said, well, I have a client. Would you like Rick Cole? And I said, yeah, I know Rick. And so he was the first guest. I decided to do five shows a week because nobody in the automotive sector was doing that. I don’t think they still are. And everybody said I was crazy. Just like they did to John Lee Dumas, he did seven a week.

But I said, I want to just get into this and I need to start to monetize as fast as I can. And within about four months, I had a first sponsor and it kind of went from there. So that’s how it all happened. And now it’s just like you guys know, tenacity and bulldog in this. Don’t quit. Sometimes I get up and go, this is crazy, but don’t quit.

And I’ll tell you, I’ve only missed one show and that was my dad died. It was rather sudden. I learned a lesson to have what we call shows in the can, because back then I would maybe record a show on Monday that would go up on a Wednesday. And I was always kind of trying to catch up. Now I’m two to three weeks ahead of myself.

So [01:00:00] that taught me. So I was really upset. I needed to go down to San Diego and I. Said to Jill, I don’t have a show for tomorrow. And she goes, Mark, your dad just died. People will understand. Your sponsors will understand. Just do a rerun. They do it on TV all the time. They do it on a radio. So I reran Jonathan Ward of Icon because I thought it was a cool show at the time.

While I was down there, I was able to edit another show. And then, but that was the only time I’ve missed a show. Thanks dad, but not thanks because you died. I don’t mean that. Just thanks dad for making me realize there’s an alternative way. He was such an awesome father and he taught me my work ethic because he grew up on a farm.

And as my grandpa said, the cows and horses don’t go on vacation. Yeah. That’s where that all came from. Here we sit. I just did this morning, Oh, 161st show. Yeah. Crazy. It’s fine.

Crew Chief Brad: For people that aren’t aware of the cars yet podcast is one of the leading automotive podcasts out there I mean you’ve been on the air for what eight years.

You just said a little over eight years over 2, 100 episodes

Mark Greene: Yeah,

Crew Chief Brad: so [01:01:00] for those that are hearing about it for the first time, what is cars? Yeah all about what’s your thing?

Mark Greene: What’s my thing? Well, there’s a couple things since I come from this marketing background and I overdo everything I built a whole business plan for this Podcast.

But the first thing I had to figure out was the why. And if you ever listened to Simon Sinek, great series, Ted Talks, he does YouTubes. He talks about the importance of your why. This relates to everything. Why are you doing that? Now we went through this at Griot’s and we were trying to come up with what our slogan was, which became have fun in your garage and understanding why people buy from us.

There’s a whole nother backstory to that. But for me, I decided that was going to come down to three words, inspiring automotive enthusiast. I was going to interview inspiring automotive enthusiasts so that together we could inspire automotive enthusiasts to help them realize they can work in a field that they’re passionate about.

And that came from many of my friends who were very successful neurosurgeons, real estate brokers, bank owners, finance [01:02:00] guys, business owners, but they loved cars and they weren’t working in that field. And they would always say to me, Mark, you’re having so much fun. You’re working around cars all day. I was at Griot’s.

It was all about cars. I want to do that. But I live for the weekends or I live for retirement. Well, if anything, COVID taught us is you may not get the weekend. You may not get retirement because we’re all mortal. Things can happen to us. And I think that COVID, if it did anything good, did a few things good.

And it didn’t do them good. But it taught us valuable lessons that you don’t have as much time most of the time as you think you might have. And we all do this. We think, oh, I’ll start it next year. I’ll go do that thing next week. I’ll do it when I retire. I wanted to show people by interviewing people who figured out the secret sauce to life, that there are a whole lot of people.

And I remember my mom, when I started this thing, aren’t you going to run out of people? And I said, never, never run that. There’s so many people in the automotive industry. And the great thing now is for the last few years, I don’t have to chase people. They come to me now because I’ve got all these relationships with PR firms, [01:03:00] publishers, racetracks, concourse events, celebrities, and they bring people to me.

So that cuts down one big hassle and that is trying to find, there’s still a few people I reach out to, but most of the time, my weeks are filled with people that are. coming to me. So yeah, that was the whole goal in that discovering your why is the idea of in your business. What is your mantra? You know, the proverbial 32nd elevator ride, you get an elevator with somebody, you can tell them everything about what you do by the time the doors open.

A lot of people can’t do that. And I worked a long time on this podcast of how to do that. So I say, I’m a podcaster cars. Yeah. Is a five day a week podcast for an interview, inspiring automotive enthusiasts, people who have figured out a way. To wrap their passion for cars, trucks, and motorcycles into their lives, their careers, and their businesses.

And I’ve interviewed over 2, 100 people. The door is going to open in another 15 seconds. Cause I’ve got it all out. What I just gave you took a long time to get squeezed down to that, but that’s what I think everybody needs [01:04:00] to do. We did it at Griot’s. Our goal there was to sell products so people could have fun in their garage.

That’s why our mantra was have fun in your garage. That’s why we sell products. So if you can do that with your career, and I’ve gotten pretty good at it now with people, even people haven’t figured it out to show them what theirs is all about. That’s what the whole thing is all about. And the best thing is I get to talk to people from all over the world.

This morning, I was up at five o’clock talking to a guy in Thailand, who’s building electric motorcycles, high performance electric motorcycles. Then I was in London. Talking to a broker. And then I was in New York talking to a guy who’s an investment banker, who’s getting into investing in electric cars.

And then I was in Florida and now I’m talking, where are you guys by the way? We’re

Crew Chief Eric: in the DC area.

Mark Greene: And while I’m back on the East coast, so you know, you just travel all over, but that’s the other thing COVID did. It taught us that we didn’t have to go places. I’d love to get my private jet and fly around and do all this, but the motors are always broken.

Every time I call the airport, they go, Mark, you don’t have a private jet. Quit calling us. So there you go

Crew Chief Brad: on that. [01:05:00] Do you have any favorite moments from your 100 plus shows favorite guests perhaps? Or is there anybody on your Mount Rushmore that you haven’t had yet that you’re you’re striving to get?

Mark Greene: We’ll start with the easy one. Yeah. I I’d love to have Jalen on the show. I’ve walked up to him four times in the line of Pebble. Very nice man, handed him my card, trying to get to him. I don’t know him personally. I, I can talk to his secretary about once a month and hello, Mark. How are you? Uh, he doesn’t need me to do anything.

So maybe one day he’ll have mercy. I’ve tried mailing him stuff and stuff. Jay, if you’re listening, throw me a ball in here. You know, I would love to have you on the show. Chip Foose is another one I really would like to have. I’ve just. I’ve had him booked several times. He’s had to cancel and just haven’t been able to get him back.

I ran into him at Car Week. We were at a private event that Radford Motors put on at the racetrack Tuesday night. He was there. Talked to him again. He’s always super nice. Yeah, no problem, Mark. Some of these guys are so well insulated, trying to get their phone number or email is a [01:06:00] bit of a challenge.

Those are probably two guys I can think of. There’s so many more. I’ve had a few that I had lined up. They were all scheduled and we lost them. Dan Gurney was one of them. Another one was Sir Sterling Moss. And so those are people that I wish I had had, I had them all scheduled, talked to them. They said, yes, we were all booked and agents or whoever called and said, I’m not feeling very good today.

And eventually they passed. Denise McCluggage. I had her on the show about a month before she passed. I didn’t know she was so sick. She didn’t mention at the beginning before we recorded that she’d not been doing well. I didn’t know she was that ill and we lost her. So I’m grateful for the people that And it’s sad because I’ve lost 10 past guests this year alone,

Crew Chief Brad: 10.

Mark Greene: The good thing about that is I record, this is in perpetuity. And a good example would be Nicole McGuire, Barry McGuire, Car Care King. His daughter was on my show. We lost her a few years ago. And Barry, I remember he called me on her birthday last year and said, Mark, I want to thank you because we realized the only recording we have in Nicole is your show.

So we can go listen to her on her birthday and we relisten to the [01:07:00] show and we get to enjoy that. So thank you for doing that. I tell you favorites is a tough one. It’s like your favorite kid or your favorite car. I’ll answer this without getting myself in trouble because when you have 2150, 60 people, why did you mention me, Mark?

You know, I like guests that go into a different path than I ever thought they would go because I have a script that I work with my show that I send people in advance for a very specific reason. Cause most people are very nervous being interviewed. In fact, I don’t even call it an interview. I call it a conversation.

But they’re very nervous. And if they don’t know what you’re going to ask them, and you guys know this with your show, they kind of freak out. And a lot of people are more likely to say no, but the scripts can go many places. And I’ve had guests where the scripts have gone, where I can’t even believe I’ll mention one, Tim Medvitz.

He was a guy that built choppers for movie stars. He dated Cher for four years. He was going to marry her. This guy was a hell’s angel. He was a pretty wild, crazy party dude. Dude building choppers for the Hollywood stars. He was in a terrible motorcycle accident, almost [01:08:00] lost his leg. And during recovery, he became addicted to pain pills and alcohol.

He was very depressed because he couldn’t walk. He needed to have care. He felt like his manhood was gone. And he really went down a black hole. Now I was interviewing him to talk about his motorcycle bill. And all of a sudden we went down this other path. And I just let him go. And you know this, when you interview people, sometimes if you just let them go, they’ll take you places.

Now, this is something that I wish I’d known in high school when I was dating, ask some great questions and shut up, right? So he took me down this path. We went where he’s doing the heroes project and he ended up going to the top of Mount Everest, climbing Mount Everest. He didn’t make it the first time he got within 300 yards, you could see it.

And they made him come back because they said, if you go to the top, you’re not going to come back. You’re going to be dead. Because you’re out of oxygen, you’re worn out, you’ll never make it back. And so he came back two years later, he went back and he made it. He has since started helping veterans who’ve lost limbs go hiking.

And in one case, he helped a [01:09:00] guy climb Mount Everest who had no legs. The best part of this story is Tim figured out And this is where I’m going to share the secret to life, the real secret to being happy in life. And this is what I’ve learned after all these interviews is Tim learned that life was not the Tim show.

Life was about helping other people. And when you figure that out, you make your life so much better. And that’s what I’ve learned because those serious talks I’ve had with guests that have gone through really serious things, had a guest on the show whose father killed her mother. He was a violent man and she learned that if she went out and helped other women get out of those relationships, she could save them another woman whose husband died and she started a car show so they could detect prostate cancer in men before they died like her husband did all of these people.

that figured out what really makes them happy, figured out how to do something to help other people. And so I try really hard with the concept of Kharjah that by sharing stories, I’m helping people find a better path in life [01:10:00] so that they don’t go to a dreary job every day. They don’t wake up going another day.

I wish it was Saturday. I mean, I see people that go, it’s Friday. Yay. And I’m going Friday to the weekends here. I still have too much to do. I mean, I don’t care if it’s Friday. That’s the real big secret I’ve learned. And when I’ve been hired to go do keynote talks at Concord events and people’s businesses, that’s what I talk about.

And I get into more in depth about the specific stories. They’re much more convoluted than what I’ve done here, but probably the wrong word to use, but that’s the secret. And I will tell everybody listening here. If you haven’t figured out how to help somebody in some way, go figure out a way to do it.

Because you will discover what you probably never knew is how good that makes you feel. It’s like we go back to, I talked about instead of things, experiences. And if you look at one of the three top ways to be happy in life, it’s helping other people. And a lot of people never figure it out. We know selfish people in our worlds, right?

That they never figured that out. It’s always take, take, take. But the ones who [01:11:00] figured out how to help, whether it’s just tithing at church or going and helping in a soup kitchen or whatever way you do it, pick one, there’s so many ways to help people, that’s it. So that’s the real secret to our discussion today, how to be happy.

That is how to be happy.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, in addition to teaching people how to be happy, do you have any words of wisdom for young aspiring podcasters specifically that you’d like to share? Maybe some do’s and don’ts.

Mark Greene: That’d be a long winded answer, but what I will say is you need to be realistic about it. Number one, it’s like starting any company, you need to have a runway in front of you.

If you think you’re going to start a podcast and within the next month or two, you’re going to be making money, probably not going to happen. You need to save up some money, maybe do a side hustle. First, keep your main job. Hopefully you’re doing a job you really like, but do that on the side and start to build, because you guys know this, you got to build an audience.

And unless you have a lot of money to go out and advertise, I did this all bootstrap. I’ve never spent any money on advertising. [01:12:00] I figured out creative ways to co brand, promote a magazine, get an ad in a magazine. Promote a company, get them on my show. Promote a concourse, get guests on the show, get free passes to the concourse, meet people at the concourse, invite them to be on your show, meet potential sponsors, get to know people face to face, go to SEMA, all those things.

I would say you’ve got to build that runway first. Financial runway is what I’m talking about, the term runway. Have some money out there. Secondly, Study people who’ve done it successfully. Entrepreneur on fire, John Lee Dumas, that guy is a rock star. He makes a ton of money. And so I followed him. I joined his group and I basically tried to mimic what he’s doing.

Still have not reached his high level of success, but I just look to him as, okay, what did he do? And how can I relate that to what I’m doing? When I was in advertising, Tony Robbins, we all know who Tony Robbins is. I landed him as a client in our advertising company. This is way back when he was just starting.

He did his personal power cassette [01:13:00] tapes. I met him one morning when I was coming out of the ocean. I’ve been surfing and he was running down the beach. You don’t miss Tony Robbins. He’s a giant and ended up doing his marketing for him. We came up with this whole new look for this packaging and he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I wanted to do this. I’m doing this stuff with Gunthy Ranker. This is what we do. And I said, well, that’s what everybody does. And he said, well, yeah, because it works. And I remember him saying, don’t reinvent the wheel. Look at what other people have done. Mimic them, but do it in your own style. That’s what Tony Robbins has built his entire career around that.

He just tells you that I read a hundred books. I picked the best things out of a hundred books and I did all those things and I repeated it and I shared the message. That’s all Tony did. And I say all he does, does a lot more, but that’s the simplified version. Now, if you ever get around Tony Robbins, Ooh, that guy’s an energy package.

Um, incredible person. And it’s done a lot for people. He’s learned if you listen to him. The secret to his life’s happiness is giving back. He’s feeding people, millions of people, because when he was young, they had no food. They didn’t have money. And [01:14:00] so he learned that I’m going to help people by feeding people.

And he has this whole program. So if you’re going to start anything, I think study the masters. Talk to as many people as you can. Maybe go work, offered to work for them for free. The first three months, I was a great as I worked for free. Cause I was doing my other job and show them that you have wherewithal.

They may be able to give you some insight and perspective and help steer you down the right path, but be realistic because this superficial world of social media, we see of all these successful people. I I’m a firm believer that if it looks fishy, if it smells fishy, it’s fishy. And most of this stuff is fishy, you know, it is.

I mean, cause now I know cause I’ve done it and how hard it is and it’s always hard. To this day, I’ll call people about being sponsors and they’ll go, what’s a podcast? Okay. Now I need to educate you on, but that’s part of learning your craft and learning how to do something for somebody. And again, when it comes to advertisers, you got to think about what do they need?

Not what you [01:15:00] need. What do they need? Can you do that for them? Realistically? Can you really do that for them? I learned that in advertising because that’s what we had to do all the time. When you work in advertising, you What are your needs? When you used to work in real estate clients, we need to rent this building to tenants so you learn about what tenants want, what do they want in an office space?

So you gotta be realistic, but follow experts, determine who the real experts are too, because there’s a lot of so called experts that really aren’t.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, Mark, we have a little bit of a surprise for you before we close out the episode. Oh, good.

Mark Greene: Okay.

Crew Chief Eric: I know that you’re accustomed to being on the air all the time, but you’re usually listening to people recounting their stories rather than being the interviewee.

So we figured we’d put you in the hot seat and ask you some Karzya inspired pit stop questions. Okay. Why don’t we get under the hood? with a challenge.

Mark Greene: All right. Here we go. Oh, he looks really serious. If you were a car, if you were a car, what kind of car would you be? [01:16:00] If you were a car, what would you be?

And more importantly, why? Where did you come up with this question?

Crew Chief Eric: Imitation is a sincere form of flattery, Mark. Well, thank you.

Mark Greene: I appreciate it. That question was quite interesting. If you’ll indulge me. That was not my original question. That question came from Harold Kleeworth, who’s an artist. When I asked him the original question, he said, I don’t like that question.

Why don’t you ask it this way? And he gave me that question, which is a much better question. It’s more about getting into the mind of somebody versus just what’s your favorite car. And so I’ve said, okay, Harold, I’ll ask it that way. And he had a very unique answer. You can go back and listen to his podcast on the car show website.

I actually interviewed him twice, very talented guy. So if I were a car. Not what I want to be, but who I am. And this is going to probably, people are going to go, Eh, you’re chinstapped. But no, I’m a 911. And a 911 is because a 911 is very purpose built. It’s not flashy. I’m not really a flashy person. Like I said, my wife looked at my orange crush and [01:17:00] said, Why are you driving a bright orange car?

That’s not you at all. Always driven silver cars. And I’ve always been very conservative and safe and, you know, done things the right way. I was the kid that sat in the front of the class and raised my hand every time and try to be a good kid and not get in trouble. And so the 9 11 to me is a purpose built car that has lasted through time.

Think about it. 65 66. That car came out. It’s still around. You can only name two other cars that kind of done that, I think. And that would be the Mustang, which I think they’re about to kill off. And why they named that E thing a Mustang, I have no idea. And that must’ve been a boardroom nightmare. And the Corvette, which I think Corvettes really come a long way, baby.

The new Corvettes to me are Ferraris and like, wow, that’s pretty cool. So for me, it would have to be a 911 purpose built, not flashy, gets the job done very well when it has to. It can be some different things. It can be a great street car. It can be a great race car. It can be a great track car. It’s always [01:18:00] been pretty much the same.

And my friends tell me that to this day that have known me since I was a little boy. You’re the same guy. You’ve always been the same guy. I mean, I started a paper route. Who does a paper route for five years? I’m an idiot. I mean, I had a reason four in the morning delivering papers so I could go to Don Patrol surf before school.

So there was kind of a reason behind that. My point is the Porsche just, it gets in, it starts. Bruce Canapa has become a friend. I was at his shop one day and there was a Kona SIG in his paint booth. And I said, Oh, somebody already wrecked their Kona SIG. He goes, no, these guys buy these cars and they think they’re going to be great driving cars, but they’re one hour cars.

I mean, they’re marvelous cars, but they drive them for an hour and they go, I can’t use this for anything. Park it in my garage and it’s a trophy. I’ll take it to a cars and coffee. That’s about it. But he said, I always tell people, if you really want to drive a car, buy a nine 11. And if anybody knows it’s Bruce, cause that guy can drive.

He can race. He builds and restores probably some of the best cars on the planet. The guy has a meticulous eye for design [01:19:00] impeccable taste and nine 11s. Porsches are the cars for him. So I’m definitely a nine 11. I’ve got some German heritage in me. So there’s kind of a little bit of that. Germans are known for doing things away, getting it done, being very orderly and focused.

I’m that way. Everything I do is that way. Just ask my wife about the sock drawer, or she plays games in the pantry and twist the labels after I straighten them all. You know, I think there was a movie about it. Killer that did that, but I’m not that guy. Um, yeah, I think it was called the stranger within, or I don’t know.

Anyway. Yeah. I’m very spit spot. That’s just the way I have to be. Maybe there’s the term for that OCD. Is that what that is? A little bit. Yeah. I get a little upset when things aren’t in the right place and Porsche’s have everything in the right place and they always have, and they probably always will, at least I hope they always will.

Crew Chief Eric: So one of your other questions you ask your guests all the time, because as you said, you’re an avid reader. What about some great reading? Share a great book or two that you’ve read [01:20:00] and you believe others would learn from as well.

Mark Greene: Boy, there’s so many and I’ve interviewed probably if you look on my category, my resource tab on my website, authors and journalists are the best.

Biggest category by far of people I’ve interviewed. I guess tomorrow, the day we’re recording is tomorrow is an author of a great new book about the 51st breakthrough wins of NASCAR drivers. Cool book. But there’s a couple, one of my favorites, Stephen Covey’s Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. I read that book a long time ago.

I still go back to that book. The best part is number five, which I paraphrase first, listen to understand, then speak to be understood. If only everybody would do that. And I’m guilty of not doing it. I try to do it. If you first really listen to people, and that’s something that podcast, when you guys are great at it, really listening to someone and not be formulating the next question or an answer or a comment before they’re done speaking so that you really understand what they’re saying.

And then when you do speak, speak eloquently and speak to be [01:21:00] understood, that would be one. Uh, the E myth by Michael Gerber is another. Game changer for me in business. It was, he’s written several books about business and about structuring your business and so forth. That’s an excellent book. Uh, Jordan Peterson’s, I think he’s written one since, but the 12 rules of life, I think is the title might be wrong.

My son gave me that book and I really enjoyed that book. And I know he’s become a bit of a controversial person and I. I kind of understand why, but the other part of me goes, no, this guy’s just telling you how to be a better person. And especially specifically a better man, a better husband, a better boyfriend, a better business leader, whatever it might be.

I really love that book. And when I first read the first chapter about lobsters, I had to stop and reread it. I’m like, what is this guy talking about? I think it’s marvelous. And I really enjoy watching him and reading him and watching YouTubes. His whole philosophy and focus and so forth, I think is really spot on, especially for the time.

So that’s a more modern, I guess, more modern book, but there’s so many, I [01:22:00] always tell people go to my resources tab on my website. I’ve, I’ve got an Amazon affiliate made it really easy for you to click and buy books. They send me a little stuff. Diapans every month, which is kind of nice net for coffee.

Maybe I’ve amassed such a massive library because of all my guests. My wife said, have you read all these books? I’m well, no, I have to be honest. I haven’t, but someday I’m going to be too old and decrepit to cruise around maybe, and I’m going to sit and read and enjoy all these books. I think it’s really important.

And I think a lot of people don’t read anymore. They get all their information from these little headlines and these snippets. And I always encourage people pick something you like and sit down and really get into it. You know, you think of Napoleon Hills, think you grow rich. I mean, I think that title is terrible for that book because it messes up what the real message is in that book.

Here’s a little secret, another secret. Ah, another scoop for you guys. My wife learned this. You can get books for free. You don’t have to go through Audible, nothing against them, but you can get free audio books from your library. She gets [01:23:00] three, four books a week. If they don’t have it, they’ll get it for you.

And they’re free and they come to your tablet. They come to your phone. All you have to do is go in and get her a library card. You do it all online. It’s incredible. I tell people that and they go, what was the last time you went to a library? Never. Well, why not? Well, cause it was kind of weird and stinky old books.

Well, no, they’ve come out of the dark ages. And some of them, if you can get into like the Phoenix library, Oh, that’s the good one. There’s a couple around the country that are even better than others. So read books, listen to books. You can do it while you’re driving or walking or exercising, which we should probably all do more of.

So, There you go.

Crew Chief Brad: So we’re going to close out the surprise section here with the ultimate drive. And if anybody who’s listened to the show knows what my ultimate drive is, it’s riding with Eric 13 hours to Kentucky. Neither one of us saying a word. That is like the pinnacle of the ultimate. [01:24:00] Well, I’m not sure what that says about him.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s a miracle because I never shut up.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s either absolute silence or we’re listening to NPR. That was the ultimate drive. But for you, if I could wave a magic wand and arrange for you to go on the ultimate drive, who would you be with? What vehicle would you be in? Who would be driving and what would you talk about with this person?

Mark Greene: Okay. This is going to be a little bit of a challenge to get through. Um, be my dad and it would be in a turbo S a brand new one. And we just talk about life, you know, what I’ve done and what he did for me. Yeah, that’s who

Crew Chief Brad: it’s a good answer. Would the Turbo S be a drop top or a coupe?

Mark Greene: No, I, you know, we’re both follicly challenged.

It doesn’t work very well. I got that from my dad. You know, I lost him about five years ago too soon. And he’s the one that [01:25:00] initially we started the whole talk with him. instilling that passion for not only cars, but for doing things right, having integrity, honesty, hard work, all those things he instilled.

And that’s why I was a paper boy for five years in detailed cars all through high school and college. And even into my first job, I did it on weekends. So we could save up for a house. I mean, I think back how many years I’ve worked a lot of years, I mean, just constantly, but he taught me all those things.

I love Porsche. So it’d be a brand because that’s a car that You can speak in it’s quiet. I could say, look, look at what I, cause he never, you know, I lost him as I was just kind of starting to make this podcast thing work. And he was always a champion of that. I think he’d be pretty proud of where it’s gone.

Also, he’d be able to meet his first great grandson. So that’d be kind of cool. Maybe throw Gunnar in the back seat. He’s not quite talking yet, but he could blab a little bit and throw some food around. Yeah, that would be it for sure. And as far as the drive, it doesn’t matter. I mean, there’s so many great places to drive in this country.

And the cliches are always, you know, up and down the coast, but I’ve done that thing so many times, even [01:26:00] did it on a bike once. So bicycle. Yeah. It’d just be with him. Yeah. Just talking about life. And yeah, he kind of choked me up there a little bit. I have a guest on my show named John Nikas. I ran into him again.

Claim to fame is the, is the only guest. It’s gotten me to cry on air and he wrapped me around an axle. And every time he introduces me, he goes, Hey, I’m the only guest in cars. Yeah. They got Mark to cry. So you guys got a little close. Today. Oh close. Okay. All right.

Crew Chief Eric: Mark, any shout outs, promotions, or anything else you’d like to share that we didn’t cover this far?

Mark Greene: Well, you guys, thank you for doing this with me. It really an honor to be on someone else’s show and get a different perspective. It helps me learn some things. I learn every time I’m on another podcast, how to be better. At talking with people and you’ve taught me some great things. Of course, Eric’s been a guest in the show.

Got to get Brad on next. Most definitely. So the invitation remains open to you as far as shout outs. I just, you’ve not heard of cars. Yeah. I’m easy to find cars yet. com. I have a website. [01:27:00] All my shows are there. You can listen to them all there. You can find Carja on virtually every mobile podcast app. I think I’m on 85 of them now or something like that.

You can find them on YouTube, although you’re going to go to YouTube and go, nobody listens to this show, not on YouTube, but you guys know it’s free to load it there. So I load it there and I’ll encourage everybody go to my website, click on the free book button so you can sign up to get my weekly emails.

I promise they’re very fun and easy and fast. The blog that I do also, I’ll send you my free ebook, which is called filler up. Which is an ebook I designed from photos. I’ve taken a very cool gas filler caps and I’ve surrounded the design. I know it sounds silly, but they’re really cool. I’ve designed it in a way that it’s multiple pages and it’s surrounded by some of the great inspirational quotes from guests who’ve been on my show.

So you can go there and sign up for that. I encourage you to do that. And, uh, yeah, just listen. Also, if there are people listening out there that work. Or have careers or lives in the automotive sector. I’m always looking for inspiring automotive enthusiasts. So reach out to me. I’m easy to find mark at cars yet.

com and [01:28:00] we’ll get you on the show and expose your life and inspire others with your story.

Crew Chief Brad: You can enjoy over 2000 interviews on cars. Yeah. Hosted by Mark green. He aims to bring you something new to think about each day. Answering the tough question. How do I link my life and my work into my passion through the stories of others?

You can tune in to Cars Yeah! today on all your favorite podcatchers or music apps. Log on to www. carsyeah. com to learn more. Follow Mark and his guests at Cars Yeah! on all your social media platforms.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, Mark, I cannot thank you enough for coming on and doing this boomerang crossover episode. So with us here on break fix, and I have to say, you know, you talk to inspiring people all day long, but you also have to realize that you’re one of these inspiring automotive enthusiasts in the community, folks like Brad and I have been looking up to you for years and what you’ve been doing.

And obviously we hope to imitate and if we get half as good, maybe that’s good enough, but truly seriously, what you’ve done for the greater [01:29:00] community over almost a decade now is just amazing. And we look forward to what comes in the future.

Mark Greene: Well, now you’re going to make me cry again. Well, thank you. That means the world to me, this world of podcasting.

You guys know, this can be lonely because you produce these shows. And typically even the best shows you listen to, how many have you ever reached out and said, great job? Most people just don’t. I mean, we just don’t do that. You can go to Apple podcast and click on the five stars and do that. And that’s kind of nice and fun, but most people you don’t get feedback from, but I really appreciate that because.

Every once in a while, I will, I’ll mention Ramsey Potts. He’s a guy who was listening to my show, hated his job. And one morning his wife said, why don’t you just do what Mark says, go work in the car industry, Ramsey. And that’s what he did. And he has built in a burgeoning career. Now he works for Broad Arrow Group.

He worked for RM. He came up to me on the lawn at Pebble again this year, gave me a big hug. Thank you, Mark. You changed my life. And you realize you can do that. And we talked about that, helping other people. [01:30:00] That’s what makes it all worth it. So your words are awesome. Make me feel really great. And I really, really appreciate it.

And mostly I tell everybody this, I appreciate your time. You gave me time today. That’s the other thing I’ve learned. Time is our most valuable asset. Don’t waste it. Do something you love every moment of every day. And you know what? It’s possible. It’s not a cliche. You can do that. You get to choose what you do from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to sleep, choose wisely.

Crew Chief Eric: With those words. Thank you again, Mark.

Mark Greene: Thank you guys. This has been awesome. Really appreciate it.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s right. Listeners. If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to check out our Patreon for a follow on pit stop, mini sowed. So check that out on www. patreon. com forward slash GT motorsports and get access to all sorts of behind the scenes content from this episode and more.

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve [01:31:00] heard and want to learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out on www.

gtmotorsports. org. You can also find us on Motorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, You can call or text us at 202 630 1770, or send us an email gtmotorsports. org. We’d love to hear from you.

Crew Chief Eric: Hey everybody, Crew Chief Eric here. We really hope you enjoyed this episode of Break Fix, and we wanted to remind you that GTM remains a no annual fees organization.

And our goal is to continue to bring you quality episodes like this one at no charge. As a loyal listener, please consider subscribing to our Patreon for bonus and behind the scenes content, extra goodies, and GTM swag. For as little as 2. 50 a month, you can keep our developers, writers, editors, casters, and other volunteers fed on their strict diet of Fig Newtons, Gummy Bears, and Monster.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction to Break/Fix Podcast
  • 00:27 Meet Mark Greene: The Incurable Automotive Enthusiast
  • 01:49 Mark Greene’s Early Automotive Influences
  • 09:20 The Sexiest Cars of All Time
  • 12:28 The Ugliest Car Debate
  • 15:19 Mark Greene’s Journey to Griot’s Garage
  • 23:34 Mark Greene’s Racing Adventures
  • 29:55 Motorcycle Memories and Mishaps
  • 33:07 Reflecting on Vintage Racing and Life Changes
  • 33:47 Transition from Racing to Work and Family
  • 35:20 Dream Car and Track Combos
  • 36:36 Following Motorsports and Family Influence
  • 41:30 The One That Got Away: Porsche 930 Story
  • 53:18 Starting the Cars Yeah Podcast
  • 01:01:31 Inspiring Automotive Enthusiasts
  • 01:02:14 Lessons from COVID
  • 01:02:38 Building Relationships in the Automotive Industry
  • 01:03:13 The Power of a Clear Mantra
  • 01:04:59 Favorite Guests and Moments
  • 01:09:01 The Secret to Happiness
  • 01:11:15 Advice for Aspiring Podcasters
  • 01:15:30 Rapid-Fire Questions
  • 01:23:41 The Ultimate Drive
  • 01:26:28 Closing Thoughts and Gratitude

Bonus Content

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And then Don & Eric return to Cars Yeah!

Learn More

You can enjoy over 2,000 interviews on CarsYeah hosted by Mark Greene, he aims to bring you something new to think about each day. Answering the tough question “how do i link my life and my work, into my passion” through the stories of others.  You can tune into CarsYeah today on all your favorite podcatchers or music apps, or logon to www.carsyeah.com to learn more, or follow Mark and his guests @carsyeah on all your social media platforms.

Mark’s foray into racing began with a BMW E36 M3, a car he picked up from a college student and took to Pacific Raceway for a driving school. After a hair-raising ride with an instructor who spun out in front of a train of cars, Mark was hooked. He eventually raced a 1960 Lotus Formula Junior 18, a car restored by Griot himself.

His advice? Don’t buy a race car until you’ve tried performance driving. You might not like it – or worse, you might realize your dream car isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

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Cars Yeah!: A Podcast for Passionate Petrolheads

Today, Mark hosts Cars Yeah!, a five-day-a-week podcast featuring interviews with automotive entrepreneurs, racers, artists, and enthusiasts. His goal is to inspire listeners to wrap their passion for vehicles into their careers and lives. With over 2,000 episodes, Mark’s catalog is a treasure trove of stories from across the autosphere.

His home reflects this passion: walls adorned with artwork from past guests, a Hot Rod Fender Stratocaster guitar, and a painting of his beloved Porsche 930 Turbo – nicknamed “Orange Crush” – sent by a listener in Russia.

When asked about the sexiest car of all time, Mark’s design sensibilities shine through. His top picks include:

  • Lamborghini Miura: “Curves, eyelashes, and pure Italian flair.”
  • Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale: “Voluptuous and otherworldly.”
  • Aston Martin DBR2: “Delicate and powerful.”
  • Jaguar XKE Series 1: “Even Enzo Ferrari called it the most beautiful car ever made.”

As for the ugliest? Mark pleads the fifth – though he concedes the Pontiac Aztek is a tough one to love, especially after rewatching Breaking Bad.

Photo courtesy Mark Greene, Cars Yeah!

Legacy in Motion

Mark Greene’s story is a testament to the power of passion, persistence, and design. From childhood rides in an MG to shaping one of the most beloved car care brands, and now hosting a podcast that celebrates the people behind the machines, Mark continues to inspire a new generation of petrolheads. As he says: “Sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.”


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Rooster Hall Racing: Johan Schwartz and Todd Brown’s Racing Journey

Walking through the paddock at VIR, one logo commands attention: a giant red rooster on the BMW M4 of Rooster Hall Racing. But behind that bold emblem lies a story of grit, family, and motorsports passion that spans continents and generations.

Team owner Todd Brown’s journey began with a childhood obsession – memorizing car models and collecting Hot Wheels. A screening of Le Mans with Steve McQueen sealed his fate. Though his mother didn’t attend a race until Todd was 53, his passion never wavered.

Years later, Todd stumbled upon a unique property: a 5,000-square-foot garage with an apartment above, built by a fellow car enthusiast who had passed away. The property’s name? Rooster Hall. Todd kept it as a tribute and later named his race team after it. “It was just wacky enough,” he said. “We’ve got the biggest rooster in the paddock.”

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Lead driver Johan Schwartz grew up in Denmark, rallying on farm fields and frozen ponds. With no motorsports background in his family, Johan carved his own path – starting with rally sprints and Formula Ford before moving to the U.S. in the early ’90s. A Danish lap timer led him to NASCAR, and eventually to SCCA, NASA, and endurance racing.

Johan Schwartz (left) and Todd Brown (right)

Johan joined Rooster Hall Racing in 2018, and together they’ve racked up wins and championships in SRO America. In 2019, they dominated the TC class, winning nine of fourteen races and earning top rankings among BMW drivers worldwide.

Synopsis

This Break/Fix episode features a live interview with Todd Brown and Johan Schwartz of Rooster Hall Racing. The podcast spans their origins in motorsports, significant experiences, and insights into their journey. Johan shares his entry from rallying in Denmark to racing in the U.S., and discusses his notable records including the longest drift and the fastest lap in a Tesla at VIR. Todd recounts his lifelong passion for cars, initiation into racing via the BMW club, and the eventual creation of Rooster Hall Racing. Together, they explore the team’s evolution, SRO racing, and future aspirations, including acquiring new BMW models and potential EV records. The episode highlights their partnerships, the importance of support systems, and the intricacies of competitive racing.

  • Origin Story – how did Johan Schwarz and Todd Brown get started in motorsports?
  • Rooster Hall Racing – what’s its history, how has it come together. What’s in a name? The Significance of “Rooster Hall” 
  • Guinness Book of World records for Longest Drift – 8hrs, 232.5 miles, with mid flight refueling in a BMW M5 
  • In a previous DT episode we actually talked about the Tesla Plaid Record at VIR (On Grand) against the new Porsche Taycan. And we came to find out that Johan was the driver of that Tesla – let’s expand on this. 
  • Jokingly you guys have a combined 114 years of racing between you, you might be the “oldest” in the SRO paddock, so let’s talk about your SRO experiences; and the series
  • Future of the RHR team
  • Thoughts on the reveal of the new BMW M4 GT4 – will you be upgrading/switching cars.

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] BreakFix podcast is all about capturing the living history of people from all over the autosphere, from wrench turners and racers to artists, authors, designers, and everything in between. Our goal is to inspire a new generation of petrolheads that wonder, how did they get that job or become that person?

The road to success is paved by all of us because everyone has a story.

Crew Chief Eric: The following episode is brought to you by SRO Motorsports America and their partners at AWS, CrowdStrike, Fanatec, Pirelli, and the Skip Barber Racing School. Be sure to follow all the racing action by visiting www. sro motorsports.

com or take a shortcut to gtamerica. us and be sure to follow them on social at gt underscore America on Twitter and Instagram at SRO GT America on Facebook. and catch live coverage of the races on their YouTube channel at GT World. [00:01:00]

Crew Chief Brad: Walking through the paddock at any motorsports event affords you the ability to see a lot of really cool things.

Everything is designed to capture your attention and draw your eyes and ears to it from the fast looking cars with their colorful liveries and ear pleasing exhaust notes to the giant flags denoting the team garages. But this weekend one logo really stands out among the crowd, and that’s the giant red rooster emblazoned on the BMW M4 of rooster hall racing.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s right, Brad. Rooster Hall Racing traces its roots to 2002 with the purchase of a highly modified E30 M3. And today the team campaigns cars in both BMW CCA Club Racing and SRO America. Team owner Todd Brown and lead driver Johan Schwartz join us live to talk about supporting cars in both series, the history of Rooster Hall Racing and some great paddock stories.

So let’s jump back into our session at VIR. So welcome to BrakeFix, [00:02:00] Johan and Todd. Thank you. Thank

Johan Schwarz: you.

Crew Chief Eric: So like all good BrakeFix stories, we want to start out with the origin. So how did you guys get started in motorsports?

Johan Schwarz: Well, uh, I, I, I guess I can go first. My, uh, my love for motorsports has been, I remember when I was like five or six years old and I could name all the cars and I kind of felt bad for when somebody was high revving their engine because, you know, to me they had soul, right?

So why would you mistreat somebody, uh, a car like that? And then I, I Started really getting into the motorsports end of it and being from Denmark, it was rallying, rally sprints, closed course, yeah. The Joakim Kunen’s and the Steve Blomqvist and all those guys, they were just finishing off their careers, but that’s kind of when I started catching up, watching.

Then I started racing on a local dirt road course, which was known as rally sprint, but with chump or champ like cars, you know, very low. But for everybody to go out there and race, there was a claimer rule. And [00:03:00] then, uh, it just went from there into Formula Ford. And then I started actually racing go karts for seat time.

So I went into the cars first before I went to the go karts because my parents didn’t really know anything about motorsports. So they had no idea where to support me and how to get me involved in it. So it was all driven by myself. And then I just drove whatever I could came to the States in the early nineties, back in Denmark.

I’d seen a little lap timing system when I was racing in Denmark. Formula Fords that would give an instant on board lap time, come to find out it was a Danish product, brought it here to the States and uh, had a, uh, a contact that had good contact with Hendrick Motorsports. I installed it in Ricky Rutz and Kenny Schrader’s car.

So all of a sudden I opened my eyes up to NASCAR and like, this is what I want to do. I had come to find out I had the wrong accent for that one, especially back then. But I had a blast, got to know a lot of people, slowly kind of got myself into the road racing part here in the States. Raced a lot of SCCA and NASA.

Then it grew from there, got together with some people doing [00:04:00] some longer endurance races, and then started racing SRO in 2013. Basically an SRO, there’s been a few years I was in transition from one class to another, and then been there in a sense and raced a little bit of IMSA too, and races a lot of, uh, endurance races and also race for a team out of Florida for the, uh, SCCA runoffs.

We’re trying to qualify for that. So I try to still race as I believe till this point here this year, there’s four weekends I’ve been off. All the other weekends I’ve been on a racetrack. So I enjoyed a lot with the support of my family, right? Did you mention a championship or two? Oh yeah, and then, you know, with Rooster Hole, I was going to let you do that, talking about the history of Rooster Hole, right?

Then we got together in 2018, started campaigning at 240, one of the factory built race cars in the TC class, placed third in the championship there, won, yeah, won three or four races, and then in 2019, again with West Virginia on the [00:05:00] carb. One of the most beautiful paint schemes I’ve seen out there. I loved it.

And, uh, we won, I think, uh, nine out of fourteen races, something like that, and championship. And we got second in the, um, standings amongst, at the rating of all BMW drivers in the world. And Rooster Haul is a team, I believe, got third, so we won the championship in 19, and I’d won a previous, uh, championship in 2015 in Touring Car as well.

That’s kind of my racing background. It’s been my blood and my mom is here from Denmark watching this weekend and she still doesn’t understand what’s going on and how this thing happens and you know, what are all those buttons for on the steering wheels and you know, all that. So it’s fun to explain that to her.

She’s just watching it and all, but it’s a lot of fun to have her. My sister is here from Spain as well. So we have a whole family get together. My two kids are here watching as well.

Crew Chief Brad: That’s great. And I, I, hearing your origin story, what we’re going to talk about later makes a lot of sense, you know, when we talk about your, your longest drift, [00:06:00] if you’ve got rally, uh, rally sprint and rally X experience in your, it all

Todd Brown: comes

Crew Chief Brad: Who hasn’t?

I did.

Johan Schwarz: I was born and raised on a farm, so that’s also how I kept practice, bought old beat up cars on the harvested fields in the summer, set up a rally course, obviously, and my friend and I were timing each other, had a little in competition, and then when the winter came in, the little two acre pond that we had, we did the same thing, put studded tires in the front, ball tires in the back, and we had a blast oversteering the whole time with a front wheel drive car.

Crew Chief Eric: So that’s a great segue to Todd to talk about his motor sports background and the creation of Rooster Hall Racing, its history, you know, what’s in the name, the significance of Rooster.

Todd Brown: So mine goes back to age five or six as well. I was born in 62 and I woke up to cars in 1968. I can tell you, when I moved from Cincinnati, Ohio, where I grew up, to Virginia, where I spent the rest of my life, I can tell you every car on my [00:07:00] street, even today, and what year it was.

I had every Hot Wheels car made from 1968 to 1970. My parents knew that I was just this car nut. Car, car, car, car, car. So in 1971, my mother, she takes me to see this movie called Le Mans, with Steve McQueen. Um, Oh, this would be great for Todd. I think it was rated R, maybe. She takes me to the movie, we walk out of that, and all I want to do is race cars.

You know, at this point I’m eight or nine years old. The last thing my mother ever wanted her son to do. was race cars because in the movie they all crash and burn up. My mother did not see me race until I was 53 years old.

Oh man.

Todd Brown: And the only reason she came out is because my son was in the same race.

Moved forward many years. It was, I was 32 years old. I started going to the track at Summit Point. They called Friday at the track and I went there for five years and I became an instructor for eight and during that whole [00:08:00] time I was racing go karts like y’all on here. And then I made the decision to make the plunge into BMW club racing.

And I’ve been doing that now for 18 years, I guess, formally won a couple of national championships there. Although my son is still faster than I am.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s how you want it to be, right?

Todd Brown: Exactly. But that’s not the way it all is. And in the meantime, talked about this a little bit off a microphone, but my son Sean is one.

Twice the world championship in soapbox derby racing, which is a lot more car control than you would ever think Because you follow the crown of the road and you follow the cones and inch off the cones the entire way down the track And the world championships are a little different and there’s crosswinds and all kind of things But that was really neat ESPN had a documentary on us through that.

I guess this was about 789 years ago I was looking for a place where I could maybe expand my car collection because we had kind of grown out of our garage. I have five cars in a three car garage. [00:09:00] I was at a restaurant, saw this free real estate publication, and this shop was for sale. Forty minutes from my house, but 15 minutes from my wife’s parents house.

Hmm,

Todd Brown: and it was just weird enough that no one would buy it except for me maybe. It was a 5, 000 square foot garage with a 1, 200 square foot nice apartment on it.

Johan Schwarz: That’s every guy’s dream, right? Yeah.

Todd Brown: So this guy built this, he was a single guy, his girlfriend lived next door in the property next door, who happened to be a realtor, and he built this for his car collection and for his RV.

Unfortunately, he got cancer and died, and so we bought it from the estate from his girlfriend, the realtor. And she said, well, the name of the place is Rooster Hall. You can keep it. You can do whatever you want. Just wanted to let you know that. And I said, you know what? We’ll keep that name. Tip of the cap to him.

Three years later, or seven years ago, we decided to start a real race team. We [00:10:00] said, here we go. And you know, what are we going to name the team? And sorry for all the guys that name it after themselves. I wasn’t into that. Didn’t want Todd Brown Racing or TBR or whatever it might be. One of the guys on my team said, why don’t you call it Rooster Hall Racing?

I said, you know, that’s just wacky enough. That’s cool enough. We’ll make it around the rooster. You know, we got the biggest rooster in the paddock. That’s for darn sure. And on the side of

Crew Chief Eric: P. G. version of that. The P. G., that’s

Todd Brown: correct. That’s right. Listeners,

Crew Chief Eric: you can put that together yourselves. Yes.

Todd Brown: That’s the basic story on how Rooster Haul got started and how our racing deal got started.

I was the owner of the trailer. Before Johan came aboard, we had Anthony Magagnoli as a driver. And Anthony, we won crew of the year that year. The next year, with Johan, we won rookie of the year.

Johan Schwarz: No, that was Anthony.

Todd Brown: Oh, it was Anthony. Anthony won rookie of the year. Then we won crew of the year, the first year with Johan.

Sorry about that. And then [00:11:00] we won the championship. And then this year, I’m going to turn 60 years old this year. And I said, You know, I don’t have a whole lot of years left of high quality driving. Let’s do it, Johan. Let’s go to Sprint X. Went out and bought a GT4, M4 GT4. Ended up buying yet another, I had an M2 CSR, bought another one, another one of those when Colin Garrett’s family and Colin came to me, I know his father, known his father for 35 years.

He’s an up and coming NASCAR driver, and they said we’re looking for him to get more road course stuff, good marriage, and we’re sitting here right after Colin’s win here at VIR. Congratulations to Colin, by the way. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, great

Johan Schwarz: race.

Todd Brown: He’s a consummate professional, and he could really go places.

He’s only 21. Yeah, he’s fast. He’s got the pull. And he listens. Yeah. He listens to Vijay Mehrzaran, his coach, and to Johan, his coach here. He really absorbs everything they say. And that’s a true student.

Crew Chief Eric: So you guys are campaigning two cars, an M2 and [00:12:00] TCX, which is now currently, if you’ll, as we talked to Jim Jordan in a previous episode, is comprised mostly of BMWs, hoping to change that.

Right now it’s all BMWs.

Todd Brown: Right. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: He always puts an asterisk there. Yeah, he does. It’s going to change in the future. Yeah. We’re going to see how that goes, so we won’t talk about futures. And the second car is in Sprint X, where both of you switch off and drive the car in a 60 minute race. All GT4

Johan Schwarz: cars.

Yeah, all GT4. Which I believe they have 40 of this weekend.

Todd Brown: Yeah,

Johan Schwarz: 40. Big

Todd Brown: field. Man, popular class. For example, this evening, 4. 05pm, I will drive the first half, hand it over to Johan. Tomorrow, he will drive the first half, and hand it over to me.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, we’re looking forward to seeing how that race turns out.

Todd Brown: Yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: If you’re driving the first half, are other teams, I’m assuming it’s split up with, you can correct me if I’m wrong, but is it a pro am kind of series?

Todd Brown: This is interesting, and I’ll start it, he can finish it. We’re am am because of [00:13:00] our age Okay at a certain age. I don’t know. It’s 50 or 55. What is it 50 50 you get knocked down One rating one rating if you’re a silver pro when you pass 50, you’re gonna become a bronze If you’re a gold or platinum, you get knocked down, one.

Just because your reflexes, they say, aren’t as quick as they once were. It’s probably true. My son’s, again, probably quicker than mine. We can benefit from that in the AM side, because he was a pro. But technically is, technically is not now because we’re both bronze drivers.

Johan Schwarz: So we’ll be competing in the AM AM.

Then there’s the Pro AM championship, right, where there is a silver rated or higher together with a bronze rated. That’s the pro, and then the silver class, which is both silver drivers. So, so there’s in a sense three races within that race, all racing GT4 cars, but also having their own little internal battles in

Crew Chief Brad: there.

Our listeners are about to find out that Johan, you have two [00:14:00] records under your belt that we know of. Yeah. Um, well let’s start with the, probably the most famous one, which is your longest drift record. It’s in the Guinness Book of World Records. We looked it up, it was 8 hours, 232. 5 miles. Correct. Tell us about that, what led to you wanting to do that, other than just being a drifter in your, in your entire experience.

Tell us about the refueling, how did that go? We saw the videos, we saw, from our perspective, it looked kind of interesting, but Yeah. How is it from your perspective? The

Johan Schwarz: start of it was, I used to teach down at the BMW school down in Spartanburg, right next to the BMW factory. I was leading a class, during lunch somebody asked me, because we go to the skid pad and learn skid control, and if people are good at that, we also let them drift, you know, see how they can keep the car sideways.

So as instructors, we demonstrate that, and then we go out of the drift, and then it’s the student’s turn. So during lunch, this guy, and I wish I knew who it was, I remember who it was, because he’s the one that started all this. Really, he deserves a lot of credit. So, [00:15:00] um, he asked me, how long do you take a class?

I could go without spinning out in the drift. I was like, well, I don’t know. I’ve never tried. And then I went home that night to look at Guinness and see if there was a record for the longest drift. And there was, and I’m like, and I sent a email to Guinness about the rules for that, you know, what parameters we had.

And it said nothing about that the skid pad could be wet. You know, so I didn’t want to ask them, can the skid pad be wet? Will it still count? I read between the lines, I submitted for it, and that was in 2013. So I did that basically on my own, using the facility there, in the F10 BMW M5 back then, and no refueling, just filled it up.

And then we had a sponsor. I put sponsorships together that all went to charity, the BMW charity, conjunction with a golf tournament down there, and then the M school that’s down there. So I tried to create [00:16:00] that triangle of partners that were involved and went 51 miles and the internet blew up. We made our own little video about it.

It got over a million views. I remember coming out of the movie theater after the event and we went in to check how many views there was and it went up by a hundred thousand by every 10, 15 minutes because Yahoo sports. taking it in and other and BMW actually took notice to that all the attention. It was great.

It was fun to do. Didn’t think I was going to do it again. Then the new M5 comes out, which now is an all wheel drive car and the purest M owner. M enthusiast and M car can only be rear wheel drive. So then BMW corporate now took the opportunity to say, well, if you turn this knob in the car, you can go from all wheel drive to two wheel drive.

And if you want to, you can drift it for a long time. So Guinness now because of this wet record that I set back then, they now established, okay, we have a dry record and we have a wet [00:17:00] record. You have a window of eight hours to see how long you can drift. And basically. The clock starts and then it stops.

And then you can stop and change tires or fuel and eat lunch, whatever you want to do. But we wanted to make it continuous, just like the first record. And to make it rival, in order for us to continue drifting for 8 hours or 6 hours, whatever, we had to refuel. We had to basically refuel every hour and a half, every 45, hour, 45 minutes.

And so that was the rival component of it. So I go out, obviously put it in two wheel drive start and BMW’s goal was to beat the old record. Now Toyota had it, you know, so there was back and forth fun rivalry and they just wanted to beat it and say, okay, but I was, I was internally set on, prepared myself physically with all the right things to be in the car for eight hours.

But not dehydrate myself, you get the idea. Physically

Crew Chief Eric: or in the car. Correct.

Johan Schwarz: I go [00:18:00] out and I start drifting and we had two tanks in the car. The main tank which BMW comes with and then the tank on top of it which was the one we were going to refuel into and then pump from that tank into the main tank.

So in order for us not to have any Anything happened with the V Fuel in the beginning, we wanted to beat the record. We had now three hours worth of fuel and that would allow us now to go for the hundred miles. I go there and it gets, it gets a little monotonous at the time. Still have to throttle and steer all the time, but you know, I mean the concentration level.

So I actually had my phone hooked up to Bluetooth and, uh, made some phone calls. Some of the BMW folks that were involved, right, and it was so funny to hear them pick up the phone. Are you supposed to be drifting right now? So, uh, and I called the people that were involved in the previous events as sponsors because, you know, they kind of started all this and helped it, thanked them for that.

So, and then after the three hours, then that’s when the [00:19:00] excitement obviously started, you know, because During that time, up till the event, we had connected with a guy hanging out the window in the old F 10, right? There’s now a guy, his name was Matt Butts, and a guy called Matt Mullins was driving that fuel car, hanging out the window to connect.

You have to turn it half a turn to lock it in, then the fuel pump has to go on to transfer the fuel into the, uh, to my accelerator tank and then have to disconnect. But we come to find out in our practice that when I am doing that, to connect, I And I have to then increase the RPMs to keep the angle that makes the engine because there’s no air coming in, right?

So it’s very hard on the whole drivetrain and engine. I had to look at it, keep my eye on the oil temp and I knew when it was going to go into lip mode. If that thing goes into lip mode being connected, it’s like taking your foot off the gas and it was going to straighten up and Met, but that’s hanging there.

Yeah. Crush, you know, I mean

Crew Chief Brad: crushed. Yeah.

Johan Schwarz: He had, I don’t know what waiver he signed or . What attorney [00:20:00] signed off on this project back then and BM BMW say, yeah, go ahead and do that. It’s not dangerous at all. No, for sure. So he was certainly the guy that was gonna be the meat and sandwich. Right. So I had the authority to override whenever there was enough fuel in the car and we had to disconnect.

We did that five times throughout the process. Where two times we were just about to connect and we were starting to increase the temperature. I figured we could only stay connected for maybe 10 seconds. It was not worth the risk. So then we would in a sense not hook up and I would kind of increase my speed again to cool down the engine to go for another refuel.

And then at one point I would say maybe six hours in and the guy from Guinness, you know, he’s there counting laps, you know, he’s like. This is not, you know, I’ve used a guy in five minutes or something like that or watermelons. And so he’s like, okay. So I get the radio call from the BMW person and said, you know, you can stop now if you want.

We got the record. I said, you know what? I’m [00:21:00] out here for all eight hours. Sorry. You know, because we don’t know if this has got to be another opportunity. So I want to put the test to somebody to go out and beat it. So we stayed for eight hours, did the record and it also blew up. Up and now corporate obviously took it in and, and really made a big deal out of it.

I went to a dealership not too long ago and they’re still playing the same video you probably watched in the dealership and everybody that gets recruited into BMW on the mechanical side, when they go into training and come in the first time they show that video to, for them to get excited about the brand.

So it’s kind of neat to be part of that. And again, it was started by that guy that raised his hand in that class and said, how long do you think you could

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, and according to the video, you didn’t just beat the record. You annihilated it. Yeah, we did.

Todd Brown: Yeah, we did. And that was my goal. So a lot of folks know us.

Through that in a rooster haul because of Johan question. I get is Johan How in the world did you have to go to [00:22:00] the bathroom?

Johan Schwarz: I know Yeah, I get that and I do I get that all the time That is you know, that’s the one that’s on top of mind of everybody Right? And, uh, so they’re a little, you know, when they raise their hand, and I just say, just like the astronauts do it.

And then they can look it up on the internet how the astronauts do it. And that’s how I did it. And I did that all on my own because my goal was to be out there for eight hours. And he’s eating cookies and crackers. Yeah, well, I wasn’t, so my diet was obviously water to stay hydrated. And then I was eating what, uh, the bicyclist, you know, that does, uh, the Tour de France.

So, it was not a non solid diet, because the other one, I wasn’t quite born.

Crew Chief Eric: But you have another record under your belt, and we talked about this on a previous drive through. through news episode. And it’s very fortunate that we’re here talking to you at VIR today because you hold the record for the fastest lap in an [00:23:00] EV in the Tesla plan.

And we actually, again, we talked about this on a previous episode, and this was to take away the record from Porsche in the take hand. We found out that you were the driver of that vehicle. And we want to talk to you about that experience. When you think about driving the EVs, you know, the evolution as we call it, or the EV revolution, the future of racing with EVs, stuff like that.

So let’s get your take. on that hot lap here at V. I. R.

Johan Schwarz: There was a super exciting project. Carmine, which is, um, the guy that had the car and he’s got a shop here in North Carolina. Him and I got to be friends when I was doing some shock development for Ohlins for their club racing. And we met each other.

He had the BMW. I was test driving for Ohlins. And then we just stayed connected. Next thing you know, they put on the event here for, to set the, the record. And that was for the Grand Course. Yeah. Yeah. So that is kind of like the, the Nordschleife, right? Uh, for, for the U S car and driver is the one that comes in and does it all the time.

So our goal was to go in and [00:24:00] beat the Porsche record that had carbon brakes, right? That had really cool suspension. I believe they have a two speed transmission as well, so they can really work in the right torque range. And it was kind of a last minute deal. We didn’t really have any, we had 300 tread wear tires, so not nothing, not even 200, not even 200.

You did modify the

Crew Chief Eric: brakes

Johan Schwarz: Pads. Oh, okay. No, no. The calipers too? Not the calipers, but the rotors. Rotors, okay. But that does come on, Tesla does offer a carbon option. But other than that, the vehicle was stock. Completely stock. Wow. Yeah, completely stock. Really the only electrical vehicle I had driven was somebody I had instructed that got a Tesla, the non plaid, this is maybe five years ago.

He’s like, I want you to drive it, I want you to feel the acceleration. And I remember I punched out, he put it in ludicrous mode. I punched it and I really, I was like, I was taken back. The acceleration was amazing, right? Have you

Todd Brown: all been in Ludacris? Yeah. I have not, no. It is, it is life changing. [00:25:00] Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, it’s like being in a top shelf dragster.

Almost, yeah. Yeah. And if

Todd Brown: you don’t put your head back, it’ll put it back

Johan Schwarz: for you. Oh, it’ll put it back. Right. I’m like, kind of excited about it, but also a little bit nervous. Am I gonna get that sensation out here at the track, especially with a thousand horsepower? on this plaid go out and run it kind of, you know, 5, 000 pounds.

I can feel it’s heavy. The brakes are working pretty good, but I am also feeling the pedal getting a little long because they’re generating some serious heat. And this is a dual motor

Crew Chief Eric: Tesla, right? So four wheel drive, basically.

Johan Schwarz: Yeah, I believe that has actually three motors. It has one for the front axle.

And two in the rear, one for each rear tire. Acting as a diff, basically. Correct. Yeah. And I mean, when I heard a thousand horsepower, right? I mean, it, it, that’s a, that’s a drag racer that sits there and lopes on the cam, right? Yeah. That has that kind of horsepower. Go out, kind of get used to it. I mean, I was amazed, 5, 000 pounds.

You know, it did very well. I got on the curbs, suspension absorbed that very well, too. You know, kind of [00:26:00] known, trying to see what ideal line, again, our goal was to beat the record. Kind of get an idea. The idea about fuel consumption, reading the display for when I have the power and when I’m overheating the battery, the conclusion was I basically had one lap with full power.

And then it starts going into where the battery heats up and all that. I still have amazing speed, but I will not be able to go faster. So it’s Everything you got on one lap. And then we had laid out logistically to go and charge the batteries in South Boston. There’s a supercharger there. So in between sessions, we boogied in there, sat there, you know, 40 minute, charge the thing up, go back again, set ourselves up, you know, slow lap out, get some heat in the tires, and then one hot lap and then cool it down and then back to the, so I basically had a total of five laps throughout that day, long

Crew Chief Eric: day for five laps,

Johan Schwarz: long day, but it was fun, right?

The whole logistic. The whole logistical component of it, of going to South Boston, being [00:27:00] back in time when we were up again and all that, was really fun. And if you see

Todd Brown: the video, I think it’s turn 9? No, it’s up to the S’s. Up to the S’s? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah. He gets sideways. And his steering wheel is almost at full lock, and he comes back, and this car doesn’t have any aero.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, and that’s the funny part about when we reviewed the article, when it came out and everything, my, uh, my sister, who’s one of the other hosts on the drive thru, she goes, Did you see the part of the video where he almost bins it?

Johan Schwarz: I know. And so, the cool thing about this whole thing is, the lap before I did the faster lap, I’d already beaten the record, so I had that.

So I’m like, you know what, I’m gonna try to send it up through the S Send it. Yeah. And see what happens. And I obviously said it a little too hard, and I’m remembering when I got locked to one side, I’m like, I’m not sure how this is. Could be interesting. This could either go really viral or I’m gonna try to obviously keep it on track.

And then it goes the other, you know, [00:28:00] basically creates a tank slapper. Right. So when we look at the data from the other lap, I did lose about six or seven tenths by that. But then I gained up elsewhere because I was still like determined when I caught it. I’m like, I still got it. Let’s see what we got.

And then beat it on a little bit further on that lap. So that’s why that lap made it right. And obviously the whole exciting part that everybody has been emailing and texting me about is when I’m sideways. Did you see I still hit my apexes even though I was sideways?

Crew Chief Eric: It comes from drifting the BMW. So that said, I’ve also coached some HPD folks with Teslas.

I’ve driven one as well. I came away from the car going, It handles like a 911. That’s what I kept thinking. So I’m wondering if your impression was the same and what your thoughts are of the handling of the Tesla’s and do they have a Future in let’s say even amateur motorsports.

Johan Schwarz: Yeah, you know, I think you know a lot of manufacturers I mean, I think the statement the big statement is the GM, right?

What’s [00:29:00] that, you know in two or three years they got their goal is to be all electrical So the commitment is obviously there from the manufacturers as a purist fortunate enough to drive that Ford 944 that I drive an SCCA in the STU class and you know, it sits there and I the KM and doesn’t get to life before 6, 000 RPMs, right?

So I think those days are slowly going away where the electrical is going to take over and you see it in Europe, they now have the TC cars that are basically all there with electrical motors and. Going extremely fast. Formula

Crew Chief Brad: E.

Johan Schwarz: Formula E, you know, it will take maybe some time. You see the the two person drive, you know, where I think Hamilton owns a team and, you know, they race out in the desert, right?

Dakar, right? Yeah.

Todd Brown: Yeah. No, it’s not Dakar. It’s a, it’s an EV off road series. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: I’m thinking about the Audi Dakar. Yeah.

Johan Schwarz: But I think that they also had a electrical vehicle that race in da car, right? Mm-Hmm. . So [00:30:00] it’s interesting that the ones that made the, uh, the name for the diesels, right. Which was Audi vw, and then they got a little trouble then, then they immediately went to the EV route.

Right. They had

Crew Chief Brad: a little bit of

Johan Schwarz: trouble. Yeah. Right. A little bit of trouble. As a matter of

Todd Brown: fact, there’s a great story behind that. Yeah. When, when you guys have a chance, so. Our car was sponsored by West Virginia University for two years. Dr. Scott Wayne is the head of the Formula SAE department. Each year, two students would come on to our team and be integrated, and we’d find them jobs in motorsports.

Integrated for the team throughout the season? Yeah. And it was a great program. It was awesome. Well, he was the one that found it out. Yeah. And I got the whole story directly from him. Yeah. That’s where Dieselgate

Crew Chief Eric: starts. That’s where it started. That’s where

Todd Brown: it started. And he started to prove how good clean diesel was.

And it kind of backfired.

Yeah, it’s a fun story. for another episode.

Johan Schwarz: It’s certainly a story, and maybe he even wants to tell [00:31:00] about this story. So,

Crew Chief Eric: let’s, let’s touch on one thing, Johan. So, the biggest drawback to the EVs right now is probably the weight, right? Weight and range, I mean. And I think the other thing I hear from a lot of people to your kind of underlying point about your 944, etc.,

is there’s no sound. You don’t get that loping, you don’t get that acceleration, that build up, it’s just power and plateau, right? That’s the thing. way right now. Are you sold yet? I mean,

Johan Schwarz: uh, you know, I, I would, and I’ve been thinking about this, especially if, so I go to Denmark once a year and racing the streets of Copenhagen and they had the electrical touring cars over there.

And I’m like, if there ever is an opportunity where that comes over here, I will try to see if I can’t get to drive one of those cars and be involved in that series. Because I think there’s such a push from the manufacturers to go that route. That you would have big support for that.

Todd Brown: You may have the hybrid version of racing, which is in a lot of forms now.

I mean, Formula 1 is in many respects hybrid. You look at Le Mans too, WEC, right? Yeah. So, you know, we’ll go [00:32:00] that route likely first before we’ll go all EV because you don’t want to see a car lightning fast at the beginning of the race and substantially slower You get into that conversation

Crew Chief Eric: about balance of power too, right?

How do you let that take hand against a Corvette, right? It just, it doesn’t work. It

Johan Schwarz: doesn’t. And what’s interesting is what I was impressed. I mean, the little whining and all that kind of was, it was pretty cool to be inside that whining and just hearing the air. But then I, uh, somebody took a video of the car coming by on the outside and all you hear is that wind moving and I thought that was actually a pretty cool sound because you don’t normally hear that because it’s overwhelmed by the engine.

Todd Brown: At the beginning of that video, he comes by, all you hear is this whoosh. It looks like the car’s in fast motion, like they sped up the film, but they didn’t. Yeah. It’s that blasted fast. We were

Johan Schwarz: going, I think, 155 or something like going into turn two, turn one, right? They can fly.

Crew Chief Brad: And then to that point, I think Tesla tried to start an electric series.

So they were looking for drivers a couple [00:33:00] of years ago to start an electric series. I don’t know about that. I know

Johan Schwarz: Jaguar made like a really sharp looking SUV that they were going to race as a high port series in conjunction with Formula E. Yeah. I don’t know how that was perceived or not. Yeah. Yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: But moving on a little bit, you guys earlier joked that you have a combined experience of 114 years racing between the two of you.

Todd Brown: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, 114 years of life, of life, of age, of

Crew Chief Brad: racing, 114 years of age between you two. Right, right, right. So outside of age. Todd

Todd Brown: is 85. Todd is 85. So what we think, we’re not sure, but.

Just kind of putting two and two together, we think we may have that label here at the track. So again, another record. Yes, right. The oldest two drivers combined in SRO, in the United States, right?

Crew Chief Brad: So let’s talk about SRO and your experiences here. What drew you [00:34:00] to race with SRO? Why should more people look to join the SRO series?

Todd Brown: First of all, it’s sprint racing. That’s what

Crew Chief Eric: the SR stands for?

Todd Brown: No. It’s Stephane Rattel. Well, first of all, that’s where I cut my teeth, without question, in BMW Club Racing. We’ve had hour and a half races, but they’re normally 25 to 40 minutes. Let me tell you that’s enough to wear you out. Okay, but I believe from a fan’s point of view, it’s much better to watch a 40 minute race or maybe an hour as opposed to a four hour race.

You lose your attention a bit. I know I’m a giant motor. I’m famous for falling asleep in the middle of a NASCAR race and waking up either right before or right after it ended. I think the sprint side of things is very attractive to me and to the watching audience or listening audience perhaps.

Johan Schwarz: You know, also because, you know, there are two professional sports car series in the U.

S., right? There’s SRO and [00:35:00] there’s IMSA. And if you want to go into pro racing, there is one of those two to pick from. And SRO is catering a little more to make it, you know, if you can call it more cost effective. There is obviously no such thing as cheap racing, right? But it is a little more cost effective than to run IMSA because there’s no fuel stops.

But they still have the component of the endurance, but making a shorter race. So that’s why Todd and I are racing on a team together. We are a two driver team, but we don’t have to have all the fuel rigs, the manpower to fuel, the manpower to change tires and all that. So the cost is obviously not there, but the excitement of being two drivers in a car is there playing at, in a field where all the cars are, by definition should be equal, right?

That’s what makes it appealing. You know, it’s hard to find that anywhere else. So if you want to go longer races, then MCEL And when we

Todd Brown: started it, we started in touring car. Yeah. In TC and the [00:36:00] BMW M235, which became the M240. IR, R stands for racing factory race car. There was a place for that here. And there wasn’t a place for it in many other places, and that, I thought that was the best car for the money in the world.

Because, you know, my club race car, I’ve got a lot more money in that than I would have in the TC car, and it’s a 20 year old car. You pile money into these things, that’s what, that’s what it is.

Johan Schwarz: And then also the professional component, which the coverage of it, so that obviously, Uh, gave us some leverage and the exposure for Miss Virginia and exposing the team to the pro side because, you know, you go here and look in the paddock, right?

I mean, people are up on scales, the wheels are off, you see the string on there. So it really becomes competitive, not just on the track, but also in the garage, right? And when we got that competitive DNA in us, Hey, can we play at this field? And let’s see how I don’t like to lose it. Putt, putt, [00:37:00] exactly. You know,

Crew Chief Eric: that’s exactly.

And to your point, I know jokingly around the paddock, IMSA is referred to as an air quotes, the other series, but you know, there’s a lot of fanfare and a lot of pomp and circumstance when you go over there and it’s, you know, they draw huge crowds, a lot of it’s backed by, let’s say NASCAR and other places.

It’s owned by NASCAR. Yeah. Based on the tracks they go to, et cetera. But you come here and you, you quickly remember.

Todd Brown: It’s a little bit more grassroots, but not grassroots. Right,

Crew Chief Eric: exactly. It’s a beautiful blend of the two. And it’s enjoyable to watch you guys out there running together. The multi class racing, for me, is fantastic.

I’ve always enjoyed it. That’s what draws me to WEC and IMSA and everything. So, again, congratulations. And I’m a big IMSA

Todd Brown: fan. Yeah. I am. And, you know, I was going to run this next January in an LMP3 car. I was given great advice. Todd, if you’re going to do this, stop your sports car racing six months before and just do the LMP3.

Because the downforce cars, it’s a [00:38:00] completely different mindset. To relearn,

Crew Chief Eric: yeah.

Todd Brown: The faster you go, the more stick you have. And I did two test sessions with the LMP3. I spun five times here and at Road Atlanta when I was going around slow turns. Because you think it would have stick, and it doesn’t. Now it’s

Johan Schwarz: mechanical grip.

Yeah. You know, now it’s back to where it was before, with a, with a normal car, whereas in the fast corners, now you have the aero grip, so it’s that transition back and forth.

Todd Brown: So we, we decided to do this, and we may, we’re talking about it, we may do the, the series just the day before the 24, down there in Daytona next year, with the car that we have here.

Johan Schwarz: Yeah, with the Michelin Tire Challenge. Is

Todd Brown: that the Roar before the

Crew Chief Eric: 24? No, it’s the

Todd Brown: Michelin Tire Challenge. And

Crew Chief Eric: actually, I think that’s a great segue into talking about the future of Rooster Hall Racing. So, what does the next couple of years look like for you guys?

Todd Brown: That’s a great question. I just retired from my real job, if you will.[00:39:00]

I own an investment firm for

Johan Schwarz: And Todd was very good at it, so he could retire early. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: At 85 years old. Yeah.

Todd Brown: That’s the only way we do that math. So, it’s, it is an expensive sport. At a certain point you’ve got to treat it as a business. And if you can’t make money, or, not lose a lot, you might have to hang it up.

There’s a whole lot of teams that have come and gone, but we had to take a year off during COVID because we didn’t have sponsorship. Now we got sponsorship with Colin and his team and some stuff that we’ve got because I mean it cost and I’ll say it pretty openly. It costs about a quarter of a million dollars to run that TC car a year.

I’ve done pretty well in life, but I just can’t afford to spend a quarter of a million dollars every year on letting somebody else drive my car. And it’s about that same amount in my car. There’s a half a million dollars. These teams that have these GT [00:40:00] three cars, there’s some deep pockets somewhere because you know, there’s a million dollars a pop a car or more in some cases.

So this is a very expensive sport and it’s gotta be. Treat it as a business. And I think my goal is to do this until I’m 70 for 10 more years. And then we’ll see where it goes from there. You have to have goals in life. And that’s what drives me. You know, again, I’m 60 in a few months starting my professional racing career now.

Holy crap. That’s, that’s late in life. Now I’ve had a personal trainer for 12 years just for racing. She comes to my house. I have a gym in my home. She comes to my house and I used to go to Gold’s gym. When I retired, I put a gym in my house and she works my tail off. Now, could I eat a little bit better?

We all could, but I’m in pretty darn good shape for my age. You have to to stay up with these 20 some year olds. Again, our reflexes get a little slower. Muscle reaction gets a little slower. [00:41:00] I want to race for at least five more years and I wouldn’t mind 10 years. And then we’ll see where it goes from there.

We had three cars by the way, in 2019, and then one of our drivers had a very bad accident in a club race and had to retire from racing. So we went down to two. We now have two. I see us with three cars in the future, maybe four, but I will tell you at a certain level, it’s managing people and you’re not racing anymore.

You’re managing people and you got to make a decision. Do you want to be a manager of people or do you want to go race? There’s that balance there too. And how much money am I willing to put into the business out of my pocket that sponsorship may not cover? That’s a tough one.

Johan Schwarz: It is on that side of things, you know, with, with Todd, with four cars, when we were three cars, Todd wasn’t racing, I was driving for Todd in the TC.

So I was here managing people. Now Todd obviously wants to race, right? And [00:42:00] you can’t be Thinking about managing people when you’re out there driving. Todd needs to have fun, right? Otherwise it’s not fun.

Todd Brown: So, think about this. We’ve got 30 or 40 people out here because Colin Garrett, our TC driver, TCS driver, lives 15 minutes away.

And he’s backed by this military community and he’s all involved with that. And there’s a bunch of military owned companies that are here, represented by several people. So we have 30 or 40 people out there. So you’re running a team, you’re entertaining, you’re entertaining. You’re trying to get enough liquids in you and you’re driving and one person can only do but so much.

My wife, and this is very important, my wife couldn’t make it this weekend. She had some health issues she’s dealing with. She technically owns the team and without her, there’s no way I could do it without Michelle. She’s integral and I will tell you. There’s no big secret that Karen, Johan’s wife, is a big secret to his success.

Johan Schwarz: Yep. That woman behind a man.

Todd Brown: Yeah. And you know, my wife is one of the [00:43:00] few that come to the track every race. Club race, pro race, whatever. When she’s not there, everybody says, where’s Michelle? So, I count my blessings. I’m incredibly blessed to have a wife that not only Accepts what I do, but helps be part of this and she owns Rooster Hull Racing.

Crew Chief Eric: Johan, any records

Johan Schwarz: in your future that you want to break? It’s funny you should ask because somebody contacted me about combining my drifting and the EV side of things, you know, because that’s also held by a Porsche. So it would be fun to do. So we are working a little bit on doing that and finding the facility for that, which we have.

Now it’s just putting it all together. So you might say, I see an EV drifting record here, not within, yeah, too, too long.

Crew Chief Brad: I would ask Johan what his opinion is of Porsche, but I think we know. Yeah, I think we know the answer to that. What

Johan Schwarz: is what? Your opinion is of Porsche, but I think we know. Well, actually I drive one.

I love Porsches, [00:44:00] but I also love to keep their records. I have a Porsche GT4. Yeah, so, so,

Crew Chief Eric: yeah. Well that said, let’s get your thoughts on the reveal of the new BMW. Are you guys going to be upgrading vehicles next year now that we’ve seen it for the first time at EIR?

Todd Brown: Likely. I’ve been given advice to get two or three of them, but a couple hundred thousand dollars a pop, you know, that is not probably in the cards for that.

Crew Chief Eric: What’s the biggest draw? Do you think switching to the new car early on the AC?

Todd Brown: Well, yeah, maybe. We talked about that at length, actually. We’re behind the curve this year because we just got the car and we just took it to track immediately. And it’s taken us the third race weekend to figure it out. So, obviously, when you get a car and you get it ahead of time, and you get a chance to you know, work out the bugs and figure out what it likes.

And that’s really the key. What is the car like? Does it like more camber? Does it like more tow? Does it like more [00:45:00] cross? You know what it brings set up, spring set up, shine, all that, you know, and the car is in my opinion, somewhere between this car that we have now, the M4 GT4 and the now M4 GT3. It’s somewhere in the middle there.

It’s more of a race car. It appears to be more safe, which is even better. Even has a hatch in the roof to extract somebody in case of emergency. I think that’s important. And there’s

Johan Schwarz: also some front shims now, which makes it a lot more efficient.

Todd Brown: For our type of racing, Johan’s substantially taller than me.

So we have to pull the seat. The seat stays stationary in the GT4. The pedal box moves forward and back. On the new one, they have stops that you can put at different areas. So we put it full to the stop on the front for Johan, and full to the back wherever I want my stop to be. So it’s boom, boom. And now, [00:46:00] we have to write, we have to take white chalk and write, put lines in there and I gotta kinda pull it back to that.

You know, so this would be a lot easier.

Crew Chief Eric: I smirked when I heard about that particular feature because I thought about it and I said, go karts have had that for as long as I can remember. I

Johan Schwarz: know. The adjustable

Crew Chief Eric: pedal box, right?

Johan Schwarz: Exactly. So that has the same, but it’s a little, uh, where you can just use some stops with it.

I think it’s a good looking car. I’m not a big fan of big grilles on BMWs, but I think they did a good job. They’re growing on me, by the way. Yeah, they do.

Todd Brown: I think it’s the

Crew Chief Eric: liveries that help. When you see them in just plain dress, you’re just like,

Todd Brown: wow. Well, let me tell you, I just ordered a 2022 M4 Competition X Drive last week.

So, in black. No, no, no, in Dravet Gray, which is the coolest color in the world.

But

Todd Brown: it’s got the big grill. It’s a darker car, which kind of, you know, so a little bit. But when I first saw that grill, I thought it looked hideous. Somehow, it’s growing on me. I think the [00:47:00] GT3 probably is better. No, it’s, it’s, I can’t say completely attractive, but it’s really growing on me.

Oh, and this car, this new race car, is an automatic transmission, whereas the race car we have now is a dual clutch. So they’re going backwards in some respects, but they say it shifts faster. And the dual clutch does, which is hard to imagine.

Johan Schwarz: Well, this also shows you how far automatic transmissions have come, right?

I mean, when they’re shifting that quick and the durability and there’s less, you know, uh, mechanical components in there. So it makes it extremely durable that the 240 was also an automatic transmission. They made into a paddle shift and remember how durable that is. This

Todd Brown: is a straight six, three liter with 550 horsepower.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. And I believe they said for tuning wise, uh, or making changes on the fly, it can all be done. You need no connecting laptops or any of that stuff. Right, you can do it in the pits, not while you’re driving, but yeah. Yeah, of course, but you do it right there from inside the car. Yeah,

Johan Schwarz: which is pretty important.

And traction, traction control too. So, Todd, he told me about the [00:48:00] new M4, uh, xDrive that you bought. And I’m super excited, I can’t wait to drive it. But when he makes the phone call to me and says, Hey, I just bought a new GT4 M4. We’re going to drive it next year. Then I’m going to be really excited.

Crew Chief Eric: So on that note, any shout outs, promotions, or anything else you’d like to share that we didn’t cover this far?

Todd Brown: Number one, my wife without her, I wouldn’t be here without her support. We wouldn’t be here. I’m sorry. She couldn’t make it this weekend, but daggone it. She’s a big part of this. And to all our supporters who follow us, my daughter, I haven’t talked about her too much. She’s out in San Diego. She’s getting into the sport now at age 29, looking very much forward to that.

My personal selfish goal is that I can be on the track with my son and my daughter at the same time. Unfortunately, I lost my oldest daughter 13 years ago and she’ll never be replaced. My daughter is a, she’s got 20, 000 followers on Instagram. [00:49:00] She’s a bodybuilder. She was nationally ranked and a great soccer player.

And I think because she’s so coordinated and she’s an athlete, she’ll fit really well into this racing. I’ll tell you, it’s true. You have to be an athlete and you have to be coordinated to do this. You don’t, See uncoordinated people do this.

Crew Chief Eric: We emphasize all the time that sport is a real thing in motor sports.

Yes, it is. Not just driving around.

Todd Brown: I played college soccer. I know what sport is at the highest level. My daughter played for West Virginia University. Top 10 in the country. Athletics are athletics. This is sport. It’s a workout. And at the end of the half an hour run, when you’re giving it 100%, you get out of that car exhausted.

Exhausted.

Johan Schwarz: Our cockpit, we saw, you know, it’s 132 degrees. We sit with a helmet and a suit on. It’s certainly some And a lot of pressure. Yeah. And the

Todd Brown: air conditioner only works when we put the brakes on. Yeah. And

Johan Schwarz: we try to use the brakes as little as possible, right? Yeah. Because what’s that for? To slow you down.

Yeah. For me, it’s kind of [00:50:00] what I wanted to say what Todd said. You know, I have the family Family support and obviously I’m here because of Todd and the partnership that we have established since 2018. And friendship. Yeah, absolutely. We have a great friendship. And while you were talking, I realized your background is kind of like the same how you got involved.

It was all self propelled, right? We didn’t have a parent that she took you to Le Mans, but you remember the cars that are parked in the street. I remember, I could recognize all the cars that we were driven by and throughout life for me and for Todd, it sounds like we It was always a priority that we saw as, you know, when I went to college, I think I may have gone to two parties because I was always trying to find out where’s the race, where can I go, where can I meet people and stuff like that.

So I’m very fortunate and I hope we will do it some more. You

Todd Brown: either have a car gene or you don’t. Yeah. You guys obviously do. Yeah. We do. And most of our close friends do because of this wonderful sport we’re involved with.

Crew Chief Brad: Owner Todd [00:51:00] Brown began Rooster Hall racing as a way to enhance his hobby. Today, Rooster Hall offers customer support, transportation, and car building from club level to pro level racing.

Rooster Hall has had multiple national championships in club racing and three successful pro seasons from 2017 through 2019 with driver Johan Schwartz bringing home the SRO championships.

Crew Chief Eric: And to learn more about rooster hall racing, be sure to log on to www. roosterhallracing. com or follow them on social at rooster hall racing on Facebook and at rooster hall on Instagram.

I cannot thank both of you enough for coming on the show, sharing your stories, getting people to know rooster hall racing a little bit more intimately and a little bit more internally. We look forward to seeing what happens this year and next year. If you guys get a new car and best of luck throughout the weekend and throughout the You’ve got a new follower, a new fan

Crew Chief Brad: in me.

I’m all on board for Rooster Crawl. Thank you.

Todd Brown: We’re hopefully going to be on the podium [00:52:00] in about an hour. Absolutely. Thank you guys. I enjoyed it a lot.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction to Break/Fix Podcast
  • 00:25 SRO Motorsports America Sponsorship
  • 01:01 Rooster Hall Racing Spotlight
  • 01:58 Interview with Johan Schwartz
  • 02:08 Johan’s Motorsport Journey
  • 06:34 Todd Brown’s Motorsport Background
  • 10:34 Rooster Hall Racing Achievements
  • 13:56 Johan’s Longest Drift Record
  • 22:53 Fastest Lap in a Tesla Plaid
  • 28:39 Handling Impressions of Tesla
  • 28:53 The Future of Electric Vehicles in Motorsports
  • 30:11 Dieselgate and Its Impact
  • 31:02 Challenges of Electric Vehicles
  • 33:54 The Appeal of SRO Racing
  • 38:54 Managing a Racing Team
  • 43:20 Future Plans and Personal Goals
  • 48:15 Conclusion and Acknowledgements

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Rooster Hall fields two cars in SRO: an M2 in the TCX class and a GT4 M4 in SprintX. Todd and Johan alternate stints in the 60-minute SprintX races. Both qualify as “bronze” drivers due to age, allowing them to compete in the AM-AM category – a clever way to stay competitive while embracing the realities of racing reflexes.

Guinness Glory: The Longest Drift Record

Johan holds the Guinness World Record for the longest drift: 232.5 miles over eight hours in a BMW M5. The feat required mid-drift refueling via a chase car, with a crew member hanging out the window to connect the fuel line. “I wanted to put the test to somebody to go out and beat it,” Johan said. The video went viral and became a staple of BMW’s brand storytelling.

Electrifying Speed: Fastest EV Lap at VIR

Johan also set the fastest EV lap at VIR’s Grand Course in a Tesla Model S Plaid. With minimal modifications – just upgraded brake pads and rotors – the car delivered a blistering lap that dethroned Porsche’s Taycan. The catch? The battery only allowed one hot lap per charge, requiring multiple trips to a nearby supercharger.

Despite the car’s 5,000-pound weight, Johan praised its handling and acceleration. “It’s life-changing,” he said of the Plaid’s ludicrous mode. Even when he got sideways through the S-curves, he kept hitting his apexes – thanks to years of drifting experience.

Mentorship and Forward Momentum

Rooster Hall Racing isn’t just about speed – it’s about mentorship. Rising NASCAR talent Colin Garrett joined the team to hone his road course skills, guided by Johan and coach Vijay Mehrzaran. Todd beams with pride at the team’s culture of listening, learning, and pushing boundaries.

Photo courtesy of: Andrew Benjack, SRO Motorsports, VIR 2022.

From soapbox derby to SprintX, from drifting records to EV lap times, Rooster Hall Racing proves that motorsports is as much about heart as horsepower. Whether it’s honoring a fallen car enthusiast with a team name or setting world records with a rooster on the hood, Todd and Johan embody the spirit of racing: bold, relentless, and always evolving.


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Inside the Eastern Museum of Motor Racing: A Century of Speed, Grit, and Innovation

Nestled in the wooded hills of Pennsylvania, overlooking the historic Latimer Valley Fairgrounds, lies a motorsports time capsule: the Eastern Museum of Motor Racing (EMMR). This living museum doesn’t just preserve racing history – it roars it back to life. And guiding us through its treasures is Dirt Track Hall of Famer and former curator Lynn Paxton, whose own racing career spans over two decades and whose passion for motorsports history is as powerful as the engines he once piloted.

Photo courtesy Eastern Museum of Motor Racing

Born just four miles from Williams Grove Speedway, Lynn’s childhood was steeped in the sounds and sights of early dirt track racing. His father’s garage was the last stop before the track, and Lynn’s curiosity led him to pedal over to the Grove, where he fell in love with the sport. By 1961, he was behind the wheel in a mechanics race at Silver Springs, and by 1983, he had capped off a 23-year career by winning the National Open at the Grove.

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But Lynn’s story didn’t end at the checkered flag. His love for racing history led him to restore legendary cars, including one driven by Tommy Hinnershitz – a hero of his youth. That restoration sparked a deeper mission: to preserve the legacy of dirt track racing for future generations.

Synopsis

This episode comprises a live tour of the Eastern Museum of Motor Racing (EMMR), given by Lynn Paxton, a Dirt Track Hall of Famer and former museum curator. Highlights include the museum’s history, its vast collections such as the Chris Enomaki Collection, and notable photographic archives. Lynn shares personal stories about his racing career which began in 1961, his passion for historic cars, and the restoration of notable vehicles like Tommy Henderschütz’s car. The museum showcases a variety of historic race cars, uniforms, engines, and memorabilia from various eras of motorsports, emphasizing the importance of storytelling through these exhibits. The tour covers different sections of the museum, including early sprint cars, IndyCars, stock cars, drag cars, and even solar-powered vehicles. The museum is open to donations and volunteers, aiming to educate visitors on the rich history of motor racing.

  • This episode is a recording of a live tour of the EMMR, sit back and enjoy the memories, stories and guided behind the scenes of the Museum and 100 years of Dirt Track racing!

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Grand Touring Motorsports started as a social group of car enthusiasts, but we’ve expanded into all sorts of motorsports disciplines, and we want to share our stories with you. Years of racing, wrenching, and motorsports experience brings together a top notch collection of knowledge and information through our podcast, Brake Fix.

Crew Chief Eric: The Eastern Museum of Motor Racing or EMMR for short, is built on a wooded hillside overlooking the historic Latimer Valley fairgrounds and racetrack. The 40 acre fairgrounds and track are restored to their original beauty, creating an atmosphere that makes the EMMR a living museum. Several times a year, the EMMR holds events where these historic cars can be seen on the track.

The Eastern Museum of Motor Racing is proud to be the home of the Chris Enomaki Collection, a noted motorsports journalist and editor of National Speed Sports News. The library contains the Central States Racing Association paperwork, [00:01:00] the racing columnist Bob Chirpening’s collection, the collection of noted historian Joe Heisler, while the Jerry Riegel Research Room contains the EMMR’s vast photographic collection.

There’s an estimated 20, 000 photographs in the collection, along with a vast variety of vehicles on display to include a great collection demonstrating the hundred years of Dirt Track racing. And with us for a special guided tour is Dirt Track Hall of Famer and former curator for the museum, Dr. J. J.

Lynn, tell us about your racing past. You were in the dirt overworld. Your car’s here on display. Yeah,

Lynn Paxton: I, I was born about four miles from Williams Grove, and my dad had the last garage and auto cart on the way to the Grove. As a boy growing up, I got to see a lot of the early racers from the early fifties coming through and stuff, so it interests me.

So I rode my bike over to Williams Grove to see what was going on, and I got hooked. What else can I say? I don’t know. My career started in [00:02:00] 1961. I got to run a mechanics race at Silver Springs. Once I drove one time I knew that’s what I wanted to do instead of just working on it. So we built an old car in 62 and then branched out in 63 a little bit and then moved up in 64 to the old Supers.

We just went with the flow up until Sprint cars came in in the late 60s. Pretty successful up until then. Last race I ran was 1983. I won the National Open at the Grove. So we had 23 years. Wow. A good career.

Crew Chief Eric: So what then changed? What inspired you to open this museum? I was

Lynn Paxton: always a history buff. Always loved it.

Even while I was racing, my fond memories were of Tommy Hend ships and the fifties when he was very dominant player. And then I got to be racing out in Ohio and all, all-star race or something. And I happened to run into an old Hillas car, which. I happened to recognize they were built in Allentown. And I went over and talked to the guy that had it out there.

He told me it was original to Tommy Henderschütz’s. Wow, [00:03:00] that would have been the car I watched. So I came home and called Henderschütz and asked him, Is it possible? He basically told me the same thing in reverse. And then he told me the one sure thing to look for was the horn steering. That he had bought out of the car, horn was killed in.

And if it was still in the car, it was the car. The next week we went out to Mansfield High to run an all star race. I went over and looked and sure enough it had no orange steering in it, so it was definitely the car. So I negotiated to buy the damn thing and restore it. I just like the old cars. Hillius was quite a mystery.

I have a pretty good register on a lot of the cars that were built in Allentown. He built roughly 200 cars in his career.

Crew Chief Eric: So here we stand amongst all these historic race cars. So why don’t you take us on a tour of the historic race

Lynn Paxton: cars, right, in this room right here, you talk about uniforms. You’ve got Ted Horn, national champion, Tommy Hendershits, Mario Andretti.

You’ve got some pretty dynamite uniforms hanging in here. [00:04:00] Johnny Thompson back there. These are all Hall of Famers. There’s Billy Pouch, Dave Blaney, Smokey Snellbaker. Here you’ve got Wolfgang Kinzer. You know, you can have quite a race by the people represented in this room. I get them to come in. I always try to hit them up for a uniform if we have them here.

Crew Chief Eric: So everything here is donated then?

Lynn Paxton: Yeah, yeah. Same way with the cars. Our signage is very good in our cars. The bottom row will tell you if it’s on loan from or donated by.

Crew Chief Eric: So here we are at the entryway, right? Kind of an eclectic blend of motorcycles.

Lynn Paxton: Our entry is in that kind of a jack of all trades out here.

I try to put something different in here every year. We have a sprint car, we have a midget motorcycle’s engine. The police motorcycle’s in there because Mike Worland was our police chief here and his son was killed with that bike. On a tour about 10 years ago, Mike just bought it from the police deal and [00:05:00] he asked if we could set it in here and I said, yeah, you know, that’s, that’s more of a little local flavor right here.

We do things like that. Like I said, we try to change things in this window tin entice people. ’cause this is always open. Yeah, you can always come in to here, we try to get you to sign in or what have you, and then go from here. Now, this area here, the Latimer Valley Fairgrounds, that preceded Williams Grove.

It was built in 1925 and actually went head to head with Williams Grove in 39. But these are all pictures as we restored the old fairgrounds. We did that first, before we built the museum. So the fairgrounds are restored back to the 20s and 30s. They’re going to be running cars tomorrow, down there, the ARDC reunion.

This area here, we honor somebody for the year. Stan Lovitz is a big supporter of ours from Hazleton. This was his car and his stuff. He raised a lot of money for us over the years. And in our Grand Marshal this year is Kenny Bren. Kenny’s 95 years old. And this was [00:06:00] one of his cars. He was in racing since 1953.

All phases, just a tremendous gentleman.

Crew Chief Eric: So this opening display here changes every year, you said? Do you have a plan?

Lynn Paxton: Yeah, this will change in December.

Crew Chief Eric: Do you have a plan on who’s going to be here next year? I

Lynn Paxton: do not know, I won’t know until I have an idea, but I don’t know until it goes in front of the board.

But we always change for our, uh, December, our Christmas deal. This is always changed for the next year. So this is our midget area. The first car we come on here is a three quarter midget. This was Mario Andretti’s very first open wheel ride. It’s a Hiligas car with a 603 Triumph motorcycle engine. Next car up, very early midget, 1937.

This has a Van Blerk single overhead cam boat motor. You gotta remember, the midgets use a smaller engine. And you’re gonna see about every different type of engine used at that cubic inch rate, okay? Now this next one’s the one I told you has this Alto outboard. And this was the 1941 [00:07:00] 3A Eastern Championship car.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s the Gordon Racing team.

Lynn Paxton: Yes, and the name Gordon Racing, they named it after the street that they were on in Allentown. Now this is a 1937 Midget with a little V8 60. Like Henry put in his Fords from 37 to 40 as a economical piece. They weren’t worth a hoot. But in the Midgets, they were, they weren’t good.

This one’s kind of neat. It’s got BMW, World War II BMW motorcycle cylinders, and they made a block and crank back in the 40s. So it’s made much like a Volkswagen, okay. Fritz Meyer and Joe Gertler built the chassis.

Crew Chief Eric: So it’s actually two BMW. Yeah, yeah,

Lynn Paxton: yeah. They just made a common block. Now this has got a Ford tractor engine, little Fergie, which had the right cubic inch.

Of course, the next two are Offey powered in the early thirties. They, they needed a small engine. So they went to Miller. Miller had a straight eight 183 and he whacked. That half and [00:08:00] just use the front half of it became a 97 and then they got larger. But of course they set the standard for years and years.

That’s what the, yeah, the constant hot car. Like I said, that was 1950 championship car. And then the 11 car, that’s the car that Mario Andretti won three races in one day in this car right here.

Crew Chief Eric: And you guys call that the three in one midget.

Lynn Paxton: They call it all their stuff after that three and one, the Mataka brothers, because Mario won three races in one day.

Crew Chief Eric: He’s not a very big guy, you look at him. Mario!

Lynn Paxton: No, he wasn’t.

Crew Chief Eric: So tell us about Tommy’s garage here behind us.

Lynn Paxton: Tommy was seven time Eastern champion. When we did our deal here, Mario called him a giant, Chris Economy called him a star, A. J. Foyt called him his idol. So when you get those caliber of guys talking about Tommy Hendershits, that’s pretty good.

Now, here’s a picture of 1955. of Henderschütz’s garage. What we actually did is went down and pulled all this stuff out of his garage. Everything [00:09:00] works, too. The lathe and everything is operable. And the car, that’s the car I think I told you about. This is the car that I restored. It has the horn steering and stuff in it.

Crew Chief Eric: So as we see it here is exactly how you would have seen it when Tommy was using it at the original location.

Lynn Paxton: There you go. Right there. Very cool. You’re seeing everything right there. So this

Crew Chief Eric: predates when you started racing though, this is still the fifties. Oh my, yes. Oh

Lynn Paxton: yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: I wonder how difficult they were to drive.

Lynn Paxton: Well, I’ve driven a few of them. They were a handful. No protection, skinny ass tires. Back then it took a set of gonads to drive a race car. How much horsepower do you think these made back then? Oh, two hundred. That’s about what these put out. But at the time that was, that was good. And

Crew Chief Eric: probably about a thousand pounds, right?

So power to weight ratio. Uh,

Lynn Paxton: this is probably Closer to 13, 1400.

Crew Chief Eric: Still, that’s a good, good ratio. Oh yeah, oh

Lynn Paxton: yeah, oh yeah, for sure. Yeah. Now this is all stuff that we got out of Tommy’s garage and this is all [00:10:00] information on Tommy. This is the guy that did a lot of the motorcycles and stuff. He built everything by hand.

He did a lot of things for us. Everybody likes to sit in that car. There’s Jack Hewitt. There’s Sammy. Doug Wolfgang. There’s Kinzer. Jeff Gordon, a young Jeff Gordon. You know, we’ve had a lot of people sitting in that car. Rico Abreu. And like I said, I had him in, he was sitting in it. This is the Chitwood car.

Actually it was Briggs Cunningham’s. Very first race car, the sports car guy. Money was no object with him, but he kind of fell in love with dirt track racing. And then later on, it was Chitwood car, actually his last sprint car, Chitwood ran until he kind of retired to run his thrill show, the trophies and all that stuff.

So all the horn stuff, Ted horn, I actually had the horn car here. And we rotate it out, but I left all the trophies and stuff. Horn was killed in 48. Up on top of that case is a tail off the car he was killed in. For all his trophies and stuff. We have the largest collection of Ted Horn stuff, the rest. And we [00:11:00] just got more in.

His National Championship shirt. Area right here is Ken Hickey. He was the offie man around here. That was a young Ken, and there he was, 87 years old, still working on him.

Crew Chief Eric: He’s a famed engine builder, he said. Yeah, yeah.

Lynn Paxton: He rebuilt the Oppie engines. He was from Ambler, and I don’t need to tell you where Ambler is.

You know where Ambler is. Matter of fact, this is one of the last engines he did. That’s a Ken Hickey fresh engine right there. We have this Edmunds midget. I like it because the last race it run, it got put away for 36 years. They just never ran it again, and then it’s lucky enough to buy the whole deal.

Yeah. And so it’s exactly the way it won this last race. And this is a

Crew Chief Eric: Volkswagen flat four powered midget car.

Lynn Paxton: Well, it has a Volkswagen in it, which is this is. And of course, this is the sesco flat four. Cesco’s usually were half a Chevy, but he wanted to make it lower. So this has got all Chevy parts in that Ron Hoddles built this out in Wisconsin.

And then [00:12:00] he had two left. So he brought one in and gave one to us.

Crew Chief Eric: So here on the left, it says Hershey stadium. Tell us about that. I don’t think a lot of people realize there was a racetrack at Hershey. Well,

Lynn Paxton: it was built where the Hershey stadium is would built for auto racing and sporting events. And these are all pictures, the first event there was an auto race, same week that Williams Grove opened, May of 1939.

So there’s a picture of them building it, and there it is finished. Of course now it’s concerts and football games and stuff. But at one time, the last race was held there I think in 1983. I got to run there and I won a few features there. Yep, a lot of people don’t know that. Here’s the horn tail, and here was the hub that the spindle broke in Horn’s car.

These goggles went with him on his last ride. Now, here we are at the very early sprint cars. This was called a Bobtail. In the twenties, this thing was unbeatable. John Gerber from down in Port Iowa. There’s John with his helmet, his goggles, and his bow tie. You notice he always wore a bow tie. [00:13:00] I wouldn’t call that much of a helmet.

I wouldn’t call that much of a race car, but it was light, apparently very quick. Yeah, he really went good with it. The car in here, that’s a dryer. It’s one of the first six dryers ever made. Pop started building cars in 1928. That car sat for 84 years in Davenport in the racing shop. Here’s pictures of it.

In October, we went out, and that’s the first time in 84 years it came out of the shop. Well, I have it all on video. Matter of fact, that’s his son. That’s John Gerber’s son, Jim. And he’s 87 years old right now.

Crew Chief Eric: So, is this one of the newest acquisitions in the museum then?

Lynn Paxton: Yes. Yes. This display just got put in, in the spring here.

And then all this stuff right here is stuff we brought home from out there, at the shop. That’s one of the first six built. He actually bought this car. He was running two of these. And he actually was running against this car. And then he ended up buying this because he wanted to make an Indy car. And this was going to be his [00:14:00] Indy car.

He lost Jimmy Snyder, who was supposed to be his driver. He was in the connecting rod business for the Model B Fords. And World War II came around and he got to working for the government stuff. So this thing just sat and sat and sat. So it’s kind of interesting that it stayed, but we were very thrilled to be able to go out and pick that up.

It’s a joint deal we did with the Sprint Car Hall of Fame in Knoxville. We did a display out there. And they have the car that won the opener to Grove, and we rotate displays. It’s better for us to work very well with them than we do. These are their early cars, 20s, okay? And then this car here would be from, actually, the 40s.

And it has a Ranger aircraft engine. It’s an 86, right? It’s an inline six. See the prop went over on here. That would top front

Crew Chief Eric: and

Lynn Paxton: you know, you got to flip it over

Crew Chief Eric: where the propeller is. Right,

Lynn Paxton: right. Thing looks heavy, but only weighed 375 pounds because it’s magnesium. It put out the same horsepower as [00:15:00] the 4, 000 Offenhauser.

But after World War II, they surplused these, you can buy them for 75 bucks. So if you were running IMCA or CSRA, there was no cubic inch limit. Shit, they were buying them and just running the crap out of them, you know? At that kind of money. Now, 3A, you couldn’t run them because of the cubic inch limit.

Crew Chief Eric: They were probably pretty high rev, being in a No,

Lynn Paxton: they were very low rev. Really? Yeah. They put their horsepower out at about 2800 RPMs. Now I asked a couple of the old guys that ran them, I said, how hard did you turn your engine? And the guy said, oh, I turned mine over 4, 000. Was it still, he said they were still strong, but he said, when I couldn’t see out of my goggles from the vibration, that it was too much.

That was the answer.

Crew Chief Eric: I love all the creative ways they did carburation on these motors. Nothing, nothing standard, it’s all very interesting. Well,

Lynn Paxton: it was all homemade, it was no, They finally started making aftermarket stuff for the bees because there was so much of it. But you’re right, this is a homemade for [00:16:00] three twos.

Actually in that one case, there was a set of hillborne injectors for one of these, which is very rare. This has got Solex carburetors on it. These are actually original to this car. The header and stuff, this thing ran a Ranger in it. You know, you looked at the Chitwood car back there with all the chrome and stuff on it.

Most of the cars of the 40s and stuff were just plain James. Painted like this, Ford wire wheels and stuff. Now the exotic cars were pretty like that. 80 percent of them were like this car here.

Crew Chief Eric: The number four car here from the 40s, kind of the tail end of that, we jump to the number 39. So have we moved from the 40s to the 50s?

Well,

Lynn Paxton: we’re actually going up to the 60s. The 50s, I had a car here, it had to leave. You’d have to put like the Miracle Power in here. Gotcha. Okay. In other words, 40s, early 50s. Yep. And then this would be 60s. But you do

Crew Chief Eric: see a radical jump in design from the Oh, absolutely. They got lower centers of gravity, Well,

Lynn Paxton: we’re gonna walk up here.

Now these cars [00:17:00] here would have won a wing or not. I didn’t put wings on them simply because you get to see a little bit better and my car They’re the Boots car. We let anybody who wants to get in and get in it.

Crew Chief Eric: Correct me if I’m wrong But when you kind of transition from these 40s Sprint cars to the 50s and 60s are more like the Indy cars of the time, if you kind of look at them in person, right?

Lynn Paxton: Well, you got to remember something. World War II. Most of the cars prior to World War II were kind of crude. There were some nice cars, but most of them were home built nothings, okay? All the racers went to World War II, and they learned how to work aluminum and use Zeus buttons. And thank God we’re still using surplus from World War II today.

And that’s what spawned racing. After World War II, all of a sudden, the cars, they started using the technology to build aircrafts. Zeus buttons, aluminum and stuff. And that’s when things

Crew Chief Eric: drastically changed.

Lynn Paxton: Absolutely. Why? Technology. Learning how to work aluminum.[00:18:00]

Well, yeah, but all I can tell you is there was a lot of experimentation around here on fuel. If you tell Hendershits, tell them the story about running a Model T, and they didn’t know anything about hopping the fuel up, and they heard that it used mothballs. So he said about, they bought a bunch of mothballs.

The problem was they were only going to put one in. One mechanic put one in, didn’t tell anybody. The other mechanic put one in, and he said, I put one in. He said, man, we took the lead, that thing was really hauling ass. And he said about halfway through the race it slowed down to a crawl. It burnt the thing up.

That experimentation went on for a long time. Talking about that, I could show you the horn pistons over here. He was the first one to experiment with magnesium pistons. They were so much lighter than aluminum that he could turn his engine 2, 000 RPMs more. And I have those, but he had to experiment with the fuel because he kept melting the tops of the pistons.

They weren’t as [00:19:00] strong as the aluminum. He entered into a lot of that too. Now, as far as World War II, you’re right. The Germans were far ahead of everybody as far as that technology. Let’s face it, that’s where the Volkswagen came from.

Crew Chief Eric: On a lot of these, you notice that there’s a lot of armature in the way of levers and things like that to move things around.

It’s all very crude and very simple because they’re race cars. How many of these are, let’s say, manual gearboxes? How many speed are they, and when did they transition to the more, like, power glide type

Lynn Paxton: transmission? There was a rule that they had to be able to back up and stuff, so they had old Ford transmissions in them.

But then finally it got to the point where they were just using them in and out. In other words, they’re just high gear. Got it. Like, if you come up to these, these all have quick changes, nothing but in and out direct drive.

Crew Chief Eric: So you took a couple laps to get up to speed then, to kind of set your pace, because you can’t just go at full power.

No, they would,

Lynn Paxton: they would, uh, no, they would push you off. And if you had heat in the motor Like my mechanic used to tell me, if you don’t have 140 degrees, I don’t care if the green flag’s out or what, you don’t [00:20:00] run the motor, you know, just to protect it. You know, Davey’s still a pretty sharp man, Davey Brown.

Crew Chief Eric: So you definitely see a drastic change in safety in this interior too.

Lynn Paxton: My first ride actually was in the car after this, the Cook car, and I think there’s a picture up front here of the start of the feature, and it’s right there. Here’s my very first sprint car ride. That’s the start of the feature at Allentown.

Wow. I’m in the 38 car. Clear out there.

Crew Chief Eric: Taking the high line.

Lynn Paxton: I didn’t want to, but that 24 car kind of came in and put me over the wall. That was the start. I was running super modifieds and stuff around here. But that was my first sprint car ride.

Crew Chief Eric: So what would you say after all your years of racing, what was your biggest oops moment?

Lynn Paxton: Oh,

Crew Chief Eric: I don’t know. There was

Lynn Paxton: plenty of them. I can’t relate. Pick an oops moment out, uh, other than waking up in the hospital one morning and, uh, not know how I got there. I’ll tell you the story. It, I didn’t realize it, but I apparently [00:21:00] got hurt pretty bad at Hagerstown till I came to. I was in kind of intensive care.

There was two of us in there and I woke up and I, my hand was banished and I had a schmock on it, said Washington County. Well, I was smart enough to know that Washington County was the Hagerstown area, I wasn’t in Pennsylvania. The guy that was in the room with me, he started having a problem. So I, they had a button pinned there.

So I pushed the button, it’s three o’clock in the morning. Nurse comes in and said, are you all right? I said, I’m all right, but this guy’s having a problem. So the next thing I knew. There was people in there working on him and he was gone. Now, I got more questions than answers. I didn’t say a word while that was going on.

And they were taking him out and the last nurse was just getting ready to walk out. I said, ma’am, can I talk to you? She said, sure. I said, what am I doing? She said, don’t you know? I said, no. I said, I just basically woke up. She says, well, I don’t know. My shift changed at one o’clock and you were here. That was it.

She left. Needless to say, I wasn’t [00:22:00] going back to sleep. I’m trying to figure it all out. The next morning, there was a guy coming around selling crap out of a cart. Newspapers and stuff. So I bought a newspaper, went to the racing deal, and there I found out exactly what had happened. I read it in the newspaper.

About a half hour later, the promoter and my wife and the doctor came walking in, and the doctor said, do you remember? I didn’t, but I told him exactly what the newspaper said, and that got me out of the hospital. Probably shouldn’t have because if I’d lean over I’d fall it screwed up my

Crew Chief Brad: Bell helmet

Lynn Paxton: at the time it was as good as it was The problem is once you get your bell wrong once the next ones you get knocked out a whole lot quicker It’s just like quarterbacks.

That’s why you had a lot of guys retired early because Blow to the head, be a headache to you. But a guy that’s had a lot of blows to the head, it can mean paralysis. It can mean every, I don’t know how we get off on that tangent, but

Crew Chief Eric: well, let’s go back to your timeline a little bit. So [00:23:00] you started in the early sixties and you ran all the way up through

Lynn Paxton: 1983.

Well, I won the national open. That’s the last race I ran. I actually won the national open in this car in 1982. It’s restored. This car here, sitting here, we left the wing off and I have the nerf bar off. Anybody who wants to sit in that car is welcome to get in it. So how many championships under your belt?

I don’t know exactly. 9, 10, 11, when I range somewhere.

Crew Chief Eric: So as we get to the early 80s car, this is more like what people are accustomed to seeing, like the World of Outlaws. Well,

Lynn Paxton: well, yes. This, of course, was Steve Kinzer was the multi time World of Outlaws champion. And I like this car. Cause it’s not restored.

It’s all original and it’s just the way he wants Syracuse in 88. So this is covered pretty neat. Then we have a Greg Hodnett’s car. Uh, Greg, of course got killed a few years ago and we did a special display of his cars. We have four of them here.

Crew Chief Eric: Coming up through the era of non aero cars to basically aero cars.

How [00:24:00] did the racing improve? Did you like it better? The more aero they got added, or did you like it in the good? I

Lynn Paxton: think the racing was better without the wings. So. Just by adding a wing and you can gain two seconds a lap just by putting the foil on. It just made it racing so much faster and it made it safer.

The wings would not let the car do anything radical after the wings gone. Yes, I’ve been upside down both ways and that big old thing right there is just like a cushion. I said, one time I hit, I could hear the air going out of the wing. Of course, the guy said, you still got a brain injury, you know, but it’s true.

You could,

Crew Chief Eric: you could hear that. Well, we all got brain injuries, right? We’re race car drivers. I think you’re right. We started with that from the beginning. I

Lynn Paxton: think you’re right.

Crew Chief Eric: So, as you kind of progress here, this takes us into another part of the museum.

Lynn Paxton: Yeah, this is Sprint Car 101, from the very early, boom, boom, boom.

You can get a very good idea of the changes. Now I’m not saying I have every change exactly, but I try to keep it.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s a good [00:25:00] summary of a hundred years of Sprint Cars.

Lynn Paxton: Yes, yes. This is car Freddie Raymer, won a lot of races in. Of course, young Freddie’s winning now, the boy. But this was the old man. This was actually the first car Hamill donated to us.

We have another one over in our storage unit. And this was Greg Hodnett’s car and Raymer. Actually, one in this car, too. Kenny Jacobs drove this. And this is the Hodnett car, the Apple Chevrolet car.

Crew Chief Eric: So did you ever run any late models or anything like that? Yeah. Yeah? What do you think of those compared to the Sprinters?

Lynn Paxton: I can’t speak on today’s late models. They’re such unbelievable. The stuff that we ran were just 55, 57 Chevys, you know, basically with a good motor in. It’s hard to say. I used to do double duty. Run both divisions. And it was at that point, it wasn’t hard, probably harder to do now.

Crew Chief Eric: Probably felt safer in a late model though.

Right? Overall, you’re in a bigger,

Lynn Paxton: if you worry about safety, then you better not get in one. I mean, you don’t want to climb in something that you think [00:26:00] you’re going to get hurt in, but if you think you’re going to get hurt, even goes through your mind, you better not get in one hurt is something that’s always going to happen to somebody else.

That is the mentality that you have to have. It’s part of the game sometimes.

Crew Chief Eric: I do notice that as you get further down in the transition of the sprint cars, a lot of things become more and more inboard. More center of gravity type of manipulation here. The brakes are inboard compared to being on the outside of the car, things like that.

Lynn Paxton: See the tether on the steering arm right there? And that’s all because a goldbrick radio strike came in and that’s what killed him. It wasn’t a bad accident, it’s just he got pierced. So, they started doing things like that, so the pieces didn’t fly.

Crew Chief Eric: The old cars, 200 horsepower or so, and then obviously horsepower increases.

Yeah. When we’re standing here with

Lynn Paxton: these. Come

Crew Chief Eric: on over here. How much are these making?

Lynn Paxton: 700, let’s say? Oh, more than that. This is our engine wall. That’s Henry Ford and the mass production of the Model T. Built 15 million of them between [00:27:00] 1908 1927. Now here’s 100 years. Here’s a small block Chevy, 8 900 horse power.

This is what your basic engine today is. So you’re looking at 100 years. 20 horse power, 8 900 horse power. So here, Model T, there’s the Model T rocker arm, Model T dual overhead cam. This is interesting. Frontenac was the one that built that for the forge, you know, Model T. That’s

Crew Chief Eric: a mechanical turbo?

Lynn Paxton: No, this is a magneto.

Crew Chief Eric: Ah.

Lynn Paxton: And a water pump.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, okay.

Lynn Paxton: Now you’re looking at crude here, don’t get, don’t, you know, you, you know, what you see is what you get here. But what a lot of people don’t know who Frontenac was. Frontenac was the Chevrolet brothers. They had already lost their name to Durant and General Motors. The best Ford speed equipment built for a Ford in the late 20s was built for the Chevrolet brothers.

A lot of people don’t know that, but that’s a fact. You were looking at the solar car. Well, this is the chassis, and of course there’s the body. It doesn’t look right sitting here amongst these old engines, but it’s the only place I had to put it. [00:28:00] I stuck it in here. The colleges, once a year, would race a solar car.

This one raced from St. Louis to LA, I think in 99. Tells you that on the back of it. But they built it and raced it.

Crew Chief Eric: How fast would it go?

Lynn Paxton: 60, 70 mile an hour. That’s quick for a solar powered car. If the sun was out bright. Now I know one thing, those are all solar panels. And we let that thing sit outside.

You go to pick it up, you got to watch. It gets hot. It’ll bite you. Yeah. But then you look at the bobtail, the Gerber, that’s that 490 Chevy that he patterned a single overhead cam for. His stuff was crude, but He put that stuff together and went out and ran with the Offenhausers, the big money stuff, you know, that was the Dave and Goliath.

And his stuff was that way. He just always did it that way. Then you have the Model A, and you do the same thing up to the dual overhead cam. Then the Flatheads, and the Hudsons, and the Buicks, and the Oldsmobiles. Flathead, the Arden Flathead, Ford, Marine Engine. [00:29:00] This is the very first Chevy V8 55. That’s what came in the Corvette, right?

No, they were in the Chevrolet. They did put them in the Corvettes, but not until later on. Actually, in 55, the first ones were all sixes. They actually built a V8 in the late teens. It wasn’t as successful as this one was, you know. And there’s 65 years of small block Chevy from here to that.

Crew Chief Eric: Very

Lynn Paxton: cool. This 1, the all aluminum big block, that’s what we ran in my car.

And then Yanko bought that from General Motors. Same motor, same part number. The only thing, Yanko put his name on the front of it. And then I ran his motors until, uh, he got killed in a, uh, plane crash. So that ended our association. That was 1983.

Crew Chief Eric: So the room we’re standing in here is, now we transition to drag cars.

Drag

Lynn Paxton: cars, yeah. Like this Chevelle right here, this is all fiberglass. Yeah. But you look at it, there’s no engine in the front, got a mid engine HEMI. It’s really a beautiful car. You know, it’s home built. Then we have Stiles [00:30:00] performance, the Hemi drag car, and there’s another Mopar over there. Then we have, of course, Bruce Larson’s match race car here.

They put a century car down in the Smithsonian. This case here is all on Bruce. Then we have the Linwood dragster. This is a Linwood chassis too, an altered, the little altered Bantam. It’s a Jersey Jimmy. It originally had a six cylinder Jimmy engine. Then they put the straight A Buick, and then the last they ran it with that Aston Martin.

Now you talk about light, 900 pounds, that thing is light.

Crew Chief Eric: I love the Aston Martin badge on the front on the grill, that’s great.

Lynn Paxton: Now do you want to walk upstairs? Sure. Okay, let’s go, we’ll go up the elevator.

Here’s the original building that we were just in. Okay, and there’s the road down and the racetrack is down below. Like I said, we’re going to be running the cars tomorrow.

Crew Chief Eric: Are you guys televising the races at all? No. Or is anybody recording them or anything?

Lynn Paxton: [00:31:00] Sometimes they do, sometimes they don’t. This is basically our stock car area.

We all started with the old coupes like that, with the flathead and then the overhead. And then they started cutting the cars up. They called them bugs. And then the bodies were getting hard to come by, so they called them super modifieds. And that’s what these two are. They didn’t need a body. You just wrapped aluminum around.

They had a 90 inch wheelbase, 30 inch roll cage. And that was it. And then from this, then you went sprint car race and our stock car race. That’s kind of how things went. Of course, here were two Redding stock cars, the Gerhardt number five and the Johnny Botts number two. Now, after Bazzi was killed, I did run this car, and I ran the second car for Gerhardt several times.

When our sprint car season would close, we’d get out and run Redding, run Heavies.

Crew Chief Eric: If I’m not incorrect, the back end of that is a Pinto, and this one looks like part of a Pacer?

Lynn Paxton: Yes.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.

Lynn Paxton: Gremlin. Pintos, Vegas, they were the three. They just used body panels and [00:32:00]

Crew Chief Eric: Nobody wanted them for

Lynn Paxton: anything else, right?

Well, now try to find them in a junkyard. We built this in 2000 and the reason that it’s two story is we got into bedrock back here. We didn’t go far, so we decided to raise and then build off the next level. So that’s why you see what you see. It just keeps going. Yeah, this just came in. This was Charlie Wehrman’s late model.

When I started running late models, I ran against Charlie and he won multi time championships down in Beltsville. He ran dirt and pavement both with this car. And Beltsville and Manassas, Virginia. He was track champion there. Now there he was with his 56. That’s when I ran against him, that’s what I ran against.

This is one of our Grand National cars. We have some more over in the other shed. This is a car that, yes, Elliot, there he was flipping it at Talladega. That is this car.

Crew Chief Eric: Looks like you have some bikes, too.

Lynn Paxton: Yeah, Bowling Green Speedway was around below York and this is the only car that ran Bowling Green still exists.

Let me show you what it [00:33:00] looked like. Yeah, it’s a pile of dirt. He went in, yeah, he went in the side of a building and it was laying in a dirt floor. Also, if you see the, Other Gary car over there. If you go look at that, both of these cars should never have been fixed. The time and effort they went to put them back together is unbelievable.

It’s dedication. This is Ray Tilley’s. Now that would be a good candidate down there right near the 39. Was down there, but we did a special tribute to the owner of the car here and we brought that one in Andretti car upstairs. But this was Ray Tilley. He was about unbeatable with Bud Grimm Ford. This we built in 2011.

That was the car Mario won his very first sprint car race in, out at Salem, Indiana in 1964.

Crew Chief Eric: Has Mario ever come down to the museum?

Lynn Paxton: He is scheduled to be here. He sent us money for a block and stuff, and we have a wall, but we honored him last year, but he has not made it yet. His neighbors all have, but [00:34:00] he has not.

Now this right here is our Bonneville stuff. That bike set records at Bonneville. Bonneville. That’s a tire blown at 400 mile an hour and it held air, thank God. Didn’t kill the guy.

Crew Chief Eric: Have you even got a snowmobile over there?

Lynn Paxton: Yeah, well, AMF, where they build Harleys, AMF owned it. A bunch of us in the wintertime, we signed on and raced snowmobiles in the wintertime all over the country.

Bruce Larson, me. Bob Scholle, Mitch Smith, and Smokey Snellbaker. We all raced motorcycles, er, snowmobiles too. Gettysburg Region, this is their home base too, so we let them have their car in there.

Crew Chief Eric: Looks like you guys have a library as well. Yes, yes.

Lynn Paxton: Steve Bubb’s our librarian. Steve just went in there, he’s always working in there.

That’s Steve in there. He’s our resident expert. When we can’t find anything, we talk to Steve. Do you guys

Crew Chief Eric: take donations for the library? Oh,

Lynn Paxton: sure. It’s stuff coming in all the time. You’ll see when we go over in the new place over here, there’s stuff that they just haven’t [00:35:00] been able to look through. Well, let’s keep

Crew Chief Eric: going.

Lynn Paxton: That’s on the Altoona board speedways. The board speedways were the super speedways back in the teens and the 20s. They were running 140 mile an hour on the boards, and they weren’t running 100 in India. So that’s similar to like the cyclodromes,

Crew Chief Eric: where they did the

Lynn Paxton: Cyclodromes were built just for bicycle racing, okay.

These were actually built for cars. autos and stuff. They were anywhere from a half mile to two miles. Wow.

Crew Chief Eric: All made out of wood.

Lynn Paxton: All made out of wood. Yeah. This is our IndyCar area. That was the start of the first race at Indy. You see it was mostly stripped down stock cars. The winner was Ray Heroon in that 32 back there.

It wasn’t until the 20s when Miller and Duesenberg started building. This is a Miller from the 20s. When they started going away from just the stock chassis to building special built cars. These are the original doors from Indy. They were taken down in 1985. And that’s the last dirt car to run at Indy, right there.

1956. And this [00:36:00] car was a Curtis. And I’m sorry to say it killed three drivers in four years. Killed Dick Linder, Van Johnson, and Hugh Randall. Here’s, uh, That’s Stick Linder, that was Gus’s brother that I raced with. He went over the wall at Trenton. The car wasn’t hurt bad, but it killed him. And there he was going over the wall.

Then they put Van in it. That was a Langhorn, he won that day. There he was at the Grove. The throttle stuck in bars of the car and he got killed. At the Williams Grove. Killed a driver, won a race, killed a driver. And then two years later, that’s Hugh Randall. He got killed at Langhorn in it. Now, this is kind of interesting.

Al Keller drove the car at Indy. Now, he got killed in 1960, not in this car. He had a young daughter. She grew up, moved out to Phoenix and married a Bush. His grandsons, Kyle and Kurt Bush. Now, this is kind of a racing shop. There’s all kind of stuff in there that tells a lot of stories. And also, we use the shop.

That was Mario’s pit board when he ran Langhorn [00:37:00] for the first time right there. Tommy gave us that. That’s Thompson right there in a Dr. Saborian car.

Crew Chief Eric: I love how original a lot of these pieces are. You go to some museums and everything’s fully restored and just beautiful and shiny.

Lynn Paxton: Now, if I had my choice, if we get it in and I don’t care if it’s shop worn, I’d rather see the original piece.

It’s just like that one motorcycle, that hill climber back there. 1936 National Champion, just, it’s so crude, it’s so neat. I think it’s really neat. Now this is one of Mario’s cars, C3 in 1. The Metaka owned it, and they carried that on. But here’s Mario when it was a Dean Van Lines car. Now this car, it was bought out of the Metaka estate.

That’s what it looked like. Now A. J. Watson built that car. That’s Champ’s dirt car. Here’s the baby Bose. This ran Indy. It also won the Indy race at DeGrove in 1950 with Troy Ruttman in it. In 49, Tommy drove. I think Tommy got a fifth with it at DeGrove. There’s Rutman, he ran it also. [00:38:00] There’s uh, Cosworth, actually Al Unser Jr.

That was a block he won Indy with. We got a little of everything. Here we’ll walk out here. That’s Maguire, Andretti, and Foyt’s around the other side.

More displays in this building. It just keeps going. You’re going to see. There’s stuff coming in that hasn’t been sorted yet. So this is the

Crew Chief Eric: prep area, yeah.

Lynn Paxton: Yeah, and we have cars and we have stuff back over there. And then we have another. 50 100 building over in the next property, and there’s about 16 cars over there, but I can’t take you over there because we don’t have an occupancy permit for that yet.

Crew Chief Eric: You’re still acquiring cars from all over the country, right? Or are most of these just east of the Mississippi?

Lynn Paxton: Our interest is east. We don’t want a car that has no history in this area. So we would probably turn something like that down. But, I don’t care where it’s from, if it did well here in the East, that’s, that’s our realm of responsibility.

Most of the [00:39:00] stuff is East.

Crew Chief Eric: So have any of the cars from here, as you said, they go on loan to other locations and back and forth? Yeah, well, Sprint

Lynn Paxton: Car Hall of Fame in Knoxville, Iowa, Speedy Bill’s Place.

Crew Chief Eric: Do you guys do anything with the, uh, IMRRC up in Watkins Glen? International Motor Research? Yes,

Lynn Paxton: that’s more of an informational thing with them.

They’re always interested in what we have. We share documents with them. No,

Crew Chief Eric: this is very cool. So this is pretty much where the tour stops, right? Pretty much. As a caretaker, as a docent for the museum, for those people that are interested in coming out, what are kind of the rules, the fees, the times you can be here, things like that?

Well, we’re

Lynn Paxton: free. There is no charge. We accept donation. We’re open Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays, 10 to four.

Crew Chief Brad: Do you have a lot of high schools that bring kids in to check this out? Not a

Lynn Paxton: lot. I’ve had more, but Bermuda Springs, my. Daughter’s. The teacher there, she usually wants a year, brings a class over and there’s times that we’ll take a car over there too and do just make

Crew Chief Brad: to go to [00:40:00] Gettysburg and to come here.

If you’ve got a book team,

Lynn Paxton: new Oxford, same thing. You know, we’re open to any organization that wants to come. I’ll tell you what we do get. We get a lot of special need people. They’ll bring a bus here. They enjoy walking around and they use this place quite a bit. Because they can go have a little lunch down here in the picnic tables and what have you.

We’re interested in kids. That’s why we have Pine Box Derby. We’ve got cars for them to sit in. You know, a lot of museums shun the kids. We don’t. We give them race cars and stuff. They’ll show up with their grandparents, with their neighbors, as they enjoyed. The kids are the key to the whole thing. You can’t run them off.

Yeah, every once in a while you get one that’s a little rowdy that you gotta pay attention to. You know, you try to explain it to whoever’s with them. Say, look, there’s certain things. It’s just like, we have cars on loan. What I have to do is, I have to protect that stuff. Yeah, that’s true. [00:41:00] Everybody here is a volunteer.

There’s nobody paid here. Most of the time you have volunteers like that. Their interests are such that they care, you know, and that’s the main thing.

Crew Chief Eric: And I saw the donation box up front. Obviously you guys take donations as part of the exhibits for the museum. But are there other fundraising ways that people can contribute to the museum?

Lynn Paxton: We have blocks that we sell on the wall where people want to memorialize certain people. As a matter of fact, I said Mario and his wife, before she passed away, bought a block on our walls. So, oh, there’s lots of ways. We do raffles and have sales too. Mike, the guy that was running around blowing up the tires, Mike has charge of our raffles and stuff.

And actually, Mike, as of right now, I’m not the curator anymore. Mike is. I resigned. Less past month, but I agreed to do this interview. So I said I would do it and explain that we

Crew Chief Eric: appreciate that. So in closing any like shout outs, promotions or anything else you’d like to share that people should know [00:42:00] about?

Lynn Paxton: Well, it’s just Our website lets you know we have a schedule for the year that we go to different racetracks and do different things here and uh, we’ll be operating right up. I know in December our open house is I think the first Sunday in, in December. And our subject matter is going to be, uh, Bobby Gerhart and Billy Gerhart.

I race with Bobbies. Of course, Bobby won Daytona seven or eight, maybe nine times. And Billy was his mechanic and brother and they got some great stories to tell. I’m going to try to get Davey Brown to come over too. He was a mechanic back then. So yeah, we’ve got something going on all the time through the winter, January through when we opened the beginning of April.

Thursday night we work, we have a work party. So anybody that wants to come out and have a good time, six to nine is our normal work party. It’s not all work, it’s a lot of fun too.

Crew Chief Eric: To learn more about the Eastern Museum of Motor Racing, be sure to look them up on Facebook at Eastern Museum of Motor Racing or visit their [00:43:00] website www.

emmr. org. The museum also needs your help and they are always looking for volunteers, so stop by when you have the chance. The museum is open to the public April through November on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. From 10 to 4 p. m. Well, Len, I can’t thank you enough for doing this for us, taking us on this tour, telling us this story.

And the importance of this is that museums are more than just a bunch of stuff sitting around and people come and look at cars, or especially race cars are more than just objects going around in a circle to your point in which you’ve been telling us this entire time is each one of these pieces from the smallest one to the biggest car yet has a story behind it.

And that’s super important to share. We

Lynn Paxton: don’t put things up to fill a hole. It has to tell a story. Because I get people that want to donate us something because it’s a beautiful race car. And my first question, what’s the history? Well, I don’t know, but it’s a pretty race car. I said, I have no interest.

But it’s pretty. I said, pretty has very little to do with it. Some of the neatest stuff we have is ugly as a sin. Some people think it [00:44:00] has to be pretty to be in a museum. We’re not that way. If it tells a story, then it’s a new museum piece.

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out on www. gtmotorsports. org. You can also find us on Instagram at GrandTouringMotorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, check us out You can call or text us at 202 630 1770 or send us an email at crewchief at gtmotorsports.

org. We’d love to hear from you.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction to Gran Touring Motorsports
  • 00:22 Exploring the Eastern Museum of Motor Racing
  • 01:24 A Conversation with Lynn Paxton
  • 03:44 Historic Race Cars and Memorabilia
  • 05:19 The Latimer Valley Fairgrounds and Annual Events
  • 06:25 Midget Cars and Their Engines
  • 08:31 Tommy Hinnershitz’s Legacy
  • 12:44 Early Sprint Cars and Racing Innovations
  • 20:08 Personal Racing Stories and Safety Evolution
  • 23:47 Greg Hodnett’s Legacy
  • 23:56 Evolution of Sprint Cars
  • 25:02 Freddie Raymer’s Car
  • 25:26 Late Model Racing Insights
  • 26:13 Advancements in Sprint Car Design
  • 26:50 Engine Wall: 100 Years of Progress
  • 27:50 Solar Car and Historical Engines
  • 29:42 Drag Cars and Racing History
  • 31:02 Stock Car Evolution
  • 35:27 IndyCar and Tragic Histories
  • 39:23 Museum Operations and Community Engagement
  • 42:52 Final Thoughts and Call to Action

Learn More

Located at 100 Baltimore Rd, York Springs, PA 17372

  • Museum Hours: April-November; Friday, Saturday & Sunday – 10am-4pm
  • December-March; Friday – 10am-4pm 
  • Admission Fee: FREE, donations welcomed.

Volunteers Needed at the Museum… The EMMR Needs Your Help! They are looking for volunteers to help staff the museum. Please email admin@emmr.org if you are interested in helping!

To learn more about the Eastern Museum of Motor Racing, be sure to look them up on FB at @EasternMuseumofMotorRacing or visit their website www.emmr.org – The museum also needs your help and are looking for volunteers so stop by when you have the chance! The museum is open to the public April-November on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays 10-4pm. 

The EMMR is more than a collection of cars; it’s a curated journey through a century of motorsports evolution. From the early bobtail sprint cars of the 1920s to the aerodynamic beasts of the 1980s, each exhibit tells a story of innovation, grit, and community. Highlights include:

  • Tommy Hinnershitz’s Garage: Recreated with original tools and the restored car featuring the iconic horn steering—a piece of racing lore tied to tragedy and triumph.
  • Mario Andretti’s First Ride: A three-quarter midget powered by a Triumph motorcycle engine, marking the humble beginnings of a racing legend.
  • Ted Horn’s Legacy: The largest collection of memorabilia from the national champion, including the tail section from the car he was killed in and his experimental magnesium pistons.
  • Rare Engines and Creative Builds: From Ford tractor engines to WWII BMW motorcycle cylinders, the museum showcases the ingenuity that defined early racing.

Racing Through the Decades

Lynn’s tour reveals how World War II transformed motorsports. Veterans returned with skills in aluminum fabrication and surplus aircraft parts, leading to a leap in car design and performance. The museum’s engine wall illustrates this evolution – from the 20-horsepower Model T to modern small-block Chevys pushing 900 horsepower.

Safety innovations are also on display, from inboard brakes to steering arm tethers – responses to tragic accidents that reshaped the sport. Lynn’s own stories, including a harrowing hospital wake-up after a crash at Hagerstown, underscore the risks drivers faced and the resilience they carried.

The museum doesn’t just preserve machines – it honors the people behind them. Uniforms from Hall of Famers like Billy Pauch, Dave Blaney, and Steve Kinzer hang alongside the cars they drove. Annual displays rotate to spotlight contributors like Stan Lobitz and Kenny Bren, ensuring the museum remains a dynamic tribute to the sport’s community.

Whether it’s the solar-powered college racer from 1999 or the 1940s sprint car with a Ranger aircraft engine, the EMMR bridges generations of motorsports innovation. Lynn’s philosophy is simple: “If you worry about safety, then you better not get in one.” It’s a sentiment that captures the spirit of racers past and present – driven by passion, not fear.

The Eastern Museum of Motor Racing isn’t just a place to look back. It’s a place to feel, hear, and even sit in the history of racing. And thanks to curators like Lynn Paxton, the stories behind the speed live on.

Be sure to check out our Motoring Podcast Network series “The Racers Roundtable” sponsored by the EMMR.


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Trading Paint: A Dirt Track Disaster Worth Laughing About

If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if Days of Thunder and Talladega Nights had a lovechild raised by The Fanatic and Death Race 2000, you’d get Trading Paint – a film so baffling, so monotone, and so unintentionally hilarious that it became the perfect target for our latest Break/Fix episode.

Trading Paint stars John Travolta as Sam “The Man” Monroe, a washed-up dirt track legend with a stiff neck, a stiff face, and a stiff script. His son Cam (short for Camshaft? Camouflage? Camembert?) decides to race for his dad’s nemesis, Bob “Leadfoot” Linsky, triggering a family feud that unfolds across 84 minutes of slow laps, awkward hugs, and questionable acting choices.

Filmed in Hueytown and Bessemer, Alabama – not Talladega, despite what the announcers claim – the movie tries to pay homage to the dirt track world but ends up spinning out in a cloud of clichés and confusion.

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Synopsis

The Break/Fix team takes viewers on an entertaining critique of the 2019 film ‘Trading Paint’ starring John Travolta and Shania Twain. The episode dives into the film’s portrayal of dirt track racing, character inconsistencies, and numerous cinematic tropes. Steve and Izzy from ‘Everything I Learned from Movies’ join the hosts to dissect the movie’s poor plot, lackluster acting, and illogical racing sequences. Despite its lack of substance, the film provides plenty of fodder for laughs and critique, including unrealistic storytelling, awkward relationships, and stereotypical character traits.

  • Veteran race car driver Sam Munroe and his son, a fellow driver from a small town overcome family and professional conflicts, balancing competition, ego, resentment and a racing nemesis to come out stronger on the other side.

Transcript

[00:00:00] Hello and welcome to the Gran Touring Motor Sports Podcast Break Fix, where we’re always fixing the break into something motor sports.

Dirt track racing is a discipline of motorsport held on clay or dirt surfaced oval. Race tracks often used for thoroughbred horse racing. Dirt track racing started in the United States before a World War I and became widespread during the 1920s and thirties using both automobiles and motorcycles. Two different types of race cars dominate the dirt track scene, open wheel racers in the northeast and the west, and stock cars in the Midwest and the south.

In tonight’s episode of Break Fix, we are rejoined by Steve and Izzy from everything I learned from movies to discuss. Hollywood’s attempt to tip their hat and pay homage to the dirt track world. When we review the 2019 film Trading Paint starring John Travolta and Shania, it’s Wayne. Veteran race car driver, Sam Monroe and his son, a fellow driver from a small [00:01:00] town overcome family and professional conflicts, balancing competition, ego resentment, and erasing nemesis to come out stronger on the other side.

This is Trading Paint. God, I wanna watch that movie, right? , where was that? So we’ll be following your guys format. I’m sure you guys have the play by play of every scene in the movie. So , honestly, I was surprised when I was then. I was like, this is about as much notes as I take for like a 25 minute episode of Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future.

Like it’s about the same plot, just, oh my God. Stretched out. . We’ll, we’ll get into it, but. Pacing. They needed a Pace car. , . I thought Tom Cruise was in Days of Thunder. Was this not Days of Thunder? Did I watch the wrong movie? No, this wasn’t even Talladega Nights, dude. This was horrendous. Wait, we’re talking about Broken Arrow, right?

I thought this was hard. Target. . Darn. [00:02:00] Oh my God, guys, let’s talk about hard target. Can we talk about hard target? That’s the one with, uh, v, right? With the, with the, with the guy who, who used to be a great soldier until he took an arrow to the knee. Why did they call him Chance? Because my mama

act like I haven’t seen that movie too many times. The most dangerous game. Wayne The Mummy. Okay, anyway, the Mummy team up to be bad guys. All right. Anyway, back to a less good movie, . This was the worst movie in the days of Thunder franchise I’ve ever seen. All right, well that about wraps it up everybody.

Thanks for coming. They were not all jacked up on Mountain Dew. Okay, so you got a car. That don’t impress me much.

Copy. Copyright laws. Copyright laws . It was under 15. We’re good before we get started because I wish I had done [00:03:00] this before. Mountain man Dan talked me into watching this movie with him. What are we drinking tonight? Because this is gonna be a ride . Well, on our end, uh, we have from you went to brewing here in Salt Lake City.

Ellipses, which is a barrel-aged oatmeal stout. I think it was one 11%. Oh, this one was, uh, I think 11.5. Nice. ? No. 11.9. 11.9. That’s right. . And uh, my top. Woo. Our tops. Nice. How about you guys? I mean, in keeping with tradition of our paddock, I’m drinking the finest Jaegermeister by Jagermeister . Yeah, he is getting their quote.

He’s the meister of Yager recycled municipal water. Ooh, ooh. Wait, when you say he recycled, uh, . That water was dinosaur once . Oh, okay. I’m drinking. It’s called, it’s the finest drink. I have to work tomorrow. Does that come in a bottle or on tap? . It comes in a bullet shot right into your mouth. So is that Diet Mountain Dew or [00:04:00] what?

Oh, that’s an Icelandic one that’s uh, colored with the neon plugged in or whatever. Oh yeah, yeah. Ice Mountain Dew in Iceland is weird cuz you can’t have unreal products in your beverages. They banned artificial flavors, colors, and preservatives. So they have to try and match that color they use. It’s not plankton.

It’s a seaweed. Yeah, it’s like that neo fluorescent seaweed or whatever . And so like the bottles of Mountain Dew like glow in the dark, it’s and they’re like opaque like you can’t see through ’em. Yeah. And they’re not caffeinated. That’s perfect. The seaweed’s like the new hot thing now. It’s like the super food.

Did it replace kale? Yeah. I will say though, the Icelandic Pepsi only had six ingredients. I don’t know what they were cause they were in Icelandic, but that was the best Pepsi I’ve ever had in my life. It was better than Mexican Coke. I believe one of ’em translates to yellow number five. All of these things are way more interesting than what we’re about to talk about

That’s exactly what I was going to say. Oh, Steve. Izzy, how did you talk us into [00:05:00] this movie, ? First off, we didn’t know this movie exist until you brought it up on your hundredth. You put this on us. Thank you. Know that pain and that hurt. Don’t you put that evil on me. Ricky Bobby 2019 Movie Trading Paint.

It’s on Netflix. I mean, you guys definitely wanna watch it. It’s only 84 minutes with credits or something. Like it was, it was like a special episode of something. It was pretty sweet. But it’s from Director Carn Cater caterer. Who’s he? Steve. Oh, I’m glad you asked. Did a bunch of shorts. The last four, uh, like Levi’s?

Yeah. Up and away, which I’m guessing is the sequel to up this and then coming soon, a true desert Rose. Sounds like Hallmark channel shit, right? ? Is that like Seal’s biography? What is that? It’s a, it’s a, a sting. It’s a desert. Rose

All right. We’re not gonna quit our singing jobs. [00:06:00] No, not at all. What are you talking about? He’s a goddamn songbird, but, but they, let’s not offend up as a movie. Cuz up and away is not the sequel . No. No, not at all. Not at all. But guys, okay. The writers of this movie though, , one of them, Craig r Welch, this is the only thing he’s done, so I’m guessing it’s mostly him, but the other writer is Gary Garran.

Babe. Does that name sound familiar? Who’s he? Steve? Well, he’s written three things. Mm-hmm. number. Pumpkin head. Oh, like the greatest What movie ever made? 1988 Pumpkin Head. All right. Have you guys ever seen Pumpkin Head? No. Lance Hendrickson, some dummies killed his boy and he calls upon the spirit of vengeance and a pumpkin patch with the help of an old witch and hijinks and Sue watch it.

Oh, good. It’s a real, if he like monster movies, it’s legitimately really good. Classic. It’s directed by Stan Winston. Who’s he? Steve. Oh, he’s the guy that did like all the Terminators and the aliens, like all the practical effects and stuff for that. And he Des Legend? Yeah, he designed the, uh, the Xenomorph.

Yeah. But it was written by, uh, Gary Guran. I [00:07:00] guess the only other two This. And 1996 is Van Perella. Oh my God. . Oh yeah. So, alright. So a 10, a three, and then a negative two . That’s called Range Van Perella. Did that Star Elvira no. Or no? A Disney thing? No. Oh, okay. No stripper was uh, Pamela Anderson there? Yeah.

Right. Or no, that was a comic or something. I don’t know. I haven’t seen va perella. I’m sure it’s great. I googled va perella. It looks like strip Pella, but with vampires. . Yeah. Even better. Hold on. How do you spell it? . Vampire. L l a. . Okay. So Vampire. It’s v a. No, . We are stalling. We really don’t wanna review this, do we?

Yeah. Guys. Starring in this movie. We of course have the other half of face off. John Travolta as Sam Monroe. Yeah. Not just Sam Monroe. Sam The Man Monroe. Oh yes, sorry. Sam the Man [00:08:00] Monroe. Oh my God. Mm-hmm. . We also have, I don’t know, multi Grammy award-winning artist, Shania Twain as Becca. We don’t learn that until about three quarters of the way through the movie.

I, I don’t think I had her name the whole time. I just had, I don’t know, Shania. They said it once. Girlfriend on the dock. . Yeah. So Lynch, Shania Twain walks into this movie and Mutt Lang must be pissed. . , by the way. Shania, you live rent free in my head. 24 hours a day, seven days a week. , who’s bed Have your boots been under for some reason has been stuck in my head since 2001.

Who bad? Have your boots been under?

Uh, but you also got Toby Sebastian as Cam. I don’t know the Sun. Monroe. But Steve, what did we decide Cam was short for?

Cam Cam. Yeah, cam, cam Cam Manifold, . His, [00:09:00] his name was Cam Monroe. We originally were like, oh yeah, it must be short for Camaro or something, cause you know, car guys or whatever. I’m like, no, no. It’s gotta be stupider than that. This movie. It’s like, cam, that’s a thing right? I thought it was Cato. . What they were trying to do was keep with Shania’s reputation of her Hallmark films and they couldn’t come out and say, cam the Shaft, Monroe.

I think we have another couple big hitters. We have Kevin Dunn as Stumpy out of nowhere. I was like, what is going on? ? Hey, you’ve seen Kevin Dunn and stuff? There’s the one that got me is the next one I think you’re about to say. Yeah. The, the other Vega brother Michael Madson as uh Yes. Yes. Bob Linsky.

What was his, Bob the, the machine or some shit, something like that. The antagonist. It was Bob Leadfoot. Linsky. Leadfoot, that’s right. Uh, not Bob VAs from VAs Refrige.

Was Phyllis in here? Did [00:10:00] anybody spotter, hi. Bob Bans from Vans from Refrigeration, but we also had an uncredited star in the film, which we’re gonna talk about more in a little bit. Did you guys pick up on Barry Corbin? No. Who’s he? Steve . His name’s Eric for it. . Who’s he? Eric. So Barry Corbin plays Sheriff Buck Taylor.

He’s been in like a million films over the years and what what’s sad is he was uncredited in the film and he had a great scene. That’s the radio talk show scene that we’ll talk about in a little bit between him and Travolta. Okay. I was wondering if that was like, I don’t know, like somebody, I was supposed to know who it is, like a stock car driver from the fifties or something like, oh yeah, everybody knows that, knows dirt racing, knows this guy.

You would know him most recently from Netflix’s the ranch with Ashton Kutcher as he is the veterinarian cowboy. Which is a terrible show. You mentioned the sheriff and now his role isn’t credited. Do you have to ask yourself, was that by choice ? You know, I don’t think I would wanna be associated with this film [00:11:00] either if they asked me to cameo in it at 85 years old or however old he is.

Yeah, I, I’m good. I’m good. You can keep your credits , no appearance fee. Well, you all didn’t mention, there’s another person in this that I caught on. She’s one of the sand snakes from Game of Thrones. Don’t know her real name, but she played tines sand in the Game of Thrones. She was Cindy the girlfriend?

Rella Loren Fellows. Oh, alright. Oh, is that who that was? Yep. Yep. The one who, uh, will get to it, but at the end of the film probably does the most dangerous stunt in the film. Yes. . , come on. That’s like a Saturday afternoon on TikTok. Yeah. But they also eat Tide pods on TikTok, so, yeah. I, I, I just had a thought, I, I’m sure citing on Travolta for this.

I was like, all right, we can pay you a million dollars or like 30% of the gross, and I’m sure Travolta’s like, what? Yeah. Let’s go to 30%. Any guesses what the worldwide gross of this movie was? $5. I’ve been thinking that the whole time. Please. $1 off. [00:12:00] 800. 800? No. 677,000. $6,898 . Whoa. . I was all by order.

Magnitude or two . 30 of seven grand outta curiosity. Uh, it was it like two grand, 2100, something like that. . Something like that. Yeah. He probably got that. I was like, shit, I don’t remember making this movie. . I think that was the same year I made that, uh, the Fanatic or whatever. Have you guys seen The Fanatic?

What was the other really shitty movie that Travolta was in? I mean, he, he’s he’s done all shitty movies. You want me to pull up his imdb or Battle for New York or whatever it was? Oh, battlefield Earth. Yeah, that fucking turd. What the fuck was that? This was Battlefield Turd. Guys, I’m gonna blow your mind.

Name me. Three. Good John Travolta movies. Be cool. Okay. That one’s actually all right, Michael. Somebody’s gonna say Grease Pulp Fiction. Get Shorty. That’s the same franchise, that’s like Name me 10 good Vin Diesel [00:13:00] movies. Fast and Furious. Okay Eric, you were saying Pulp Fiction sucked though when we were talking about this previously.

So, but you’re gonna use it as a good movie now. I never said Pulp Fiction sucks. Eric is not a fan of Paul Fishing. I am not. I am not. It’s a good movie. I will agree that it’s a good movie. No, not being a fan of it is different sword. Swordfish was a good movie. Swordfish. I’m gonna throw this out there.

And I said, this movie highlighted one thing that I didn’t have any awareness of prior to this. His team, Travolta’s? No, Travolta’s. Acting’s not that good. What the cast around him are, what make the movies what they are. In my opinion, I’m, I’m gonna say it true. His, his, he’s always got that same kind of, I’m super cool thing about him.

Yeah. When he’s really too cool for school. Yeah, yeah. Like cool’s literally in the title of the movie. I mean, even in Paul Fiction, he was kind of, he Urban Cowboy. That was nobody’s top movie. What? Hello? So he hasn’t made a good movie since 2004. So is what I’m hearing right. He was in Punisher in 2004. Oh yeah.

He was the bad guy in Punisher. Yeah, the Thomas. The Thomas. Yeah. I think that’s When Be Cool came out too. It was like oh 4, 0 5, something like that. Be [00:14:00] cool. Was a lot of fun. Don’t, don’t be dis No, he was in, he was in that Wild Hogs movie. He sure was. He, he was also in, look who’s talking now? It doesn’t matter.

uh, they had so much budget to work with. Apparently they wasted it all on the writer. , how much did they spend on this film? I couldn’t find it, but I’m just looking at it like, I mean, having Travolta and stuff involved, it’s gotta be like eight to 10 million at least. Right. The guy Shania what? Oh, Shania was like free.

She, it was probably filmed in Canada. Shania works for Fried Chicken . It was filmed in Shania’s Backyard. That’s why she’s in it. She’s like, y’all filming a movie here? Oh wait, Steve, I have a fun fact here with the Cooks. Do you wanna know what the US Gross was on this movie? What was that? $0. Zero? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, so it opened up in Ecuador, I guess, and made almost seven grand. I don’t know. Yeah. I wonder. My Netflix fees keep going up each month. I mean, they’re losing money hand over fist. . It is shockingly 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, 31% with the audience, which I found [00:15:00] shocking. I mean, one person gets it up to 31%, right?

There’s only three. Yeah. It’s probably because of the cameos. They’re like, oh my God, it’s that guy. Oh no, it’s her. Look at that. Is that Barry Corbet? Holy shit. That’s like Stan. Anyway, , had any of you guys on here heard of this movie prior to recently? Nope. I never heard of it prior to it being brought up.

I mean, the best part of Dan’s, you know, review of this, you know, he took issue with things that I would’ve never thought to take issue with. . He found inaccuracies never. And inaccuracies. I mean, he really studied this movie because remember he prepared, he watched it three entire times. . So where is he?

What? But here’s the best part. Not only did he watch it three times, One time with no sound. It wasn’t there, it a very minimal sound. What, why, what was it better? Because he just wanted to feel the emotion of the like, phenomenal cinema. That’s when he realized [00:16:00] Travolta’s face wasn’t moving. . You pick up the real details when it’s a silent film.

Oh my god, you guys, John Travolta has been replaced with an anime character. We have to go free him. Oh my God. All right, well, speaking of, uh, I don’t know.

Oh my God. I was gonna say, uh, this movie was filmed in Hueytown and Bessemer, Alabama. Not Talladega, but apparently, uh, Hueytown is the hometown of NASCAR’s, Alabama Gang. Guys, what the hell is that? Don’t look at me. Is that Alabama game? Like we got gang or, uh, gang like, uh, Oh gang. Yeah. Yeah. G a n g. Like a, like a group of individuals I guess.

Got it, got it. So real quick, Steve, your mission, where it was filmed we’re at in Alabama, did you say? Hueytown and Bessemer. But Hueytown is the Alabama gang thing. Anderson cuz the Talladega short track, which is an actual dirt track there in Alabama, is in [00:17:00] a place called Isa Boga. I’m probably pronouncing that wrong, but it’s E A S T A B O G A.

Yeah. That’s Isa Boga. This was one of two movies that Travolta filmed in the Greater Birmingham, Alabama metropolitan area during March of 2018. So apparently he did two movies in a month. The other was The Fanatic, which starts off with him saying, can we wrap this up? I got a Poo . That’s his first line in the mo.

Okay. If you guys haven’t seen the Fanatic, check it out. It is a horrible movie. It’s directed by Fred Durst. Yes. That Fred Durst from One Bizkit. What? Fred Durst. Is it about a fanatic? It is about a mentally handicapped individual played by John Travolta, who I guess meets someone. He idolizes, played by Devin Saa, like, like some sort of celebrity or whatever that he’s like kind of obsessed with.

Never Go full simple, Jack. And Yeah, yeah, yeah. pretty much it’s, [00:18:00] it’s a, it What if Simple Jack wanted to kidnap a celebrity and hygiene and zoo who watched Tropic Thunder and said, we gotta make that movie. We gotta make that, but cross it with that fan movie that had Wesley Snipes and, uh, Robert de Ni.

You remember that, right? Five people watched it. simple, Jack , . We gotta make simple Jack, it’s gonna sell. Trust me. You gotta tell that backstory. We gotta unpack that onion. Holy cow. So the way I looked at this was it came out in 2019 probably to nobody’s, you know, recollection, obviously. And then we somehow missed it during Tiger King and every other stupid film that we were watching on Netflix, it slipped through the cracks, and here we are three years later when Tanya brought it to our attention goes, have you seen this Travolta movie that’s in the ads on Netflix?

I mean, they’re pumping this thing hard. It pops up on my like Recomme. Films even [00:19:00] before I started watching it. I’m like, why I don’t watch that many racing films? This is weird. That just means you’re watching horrible movies on a regular basis. Oh, oh God, you’ve been bitching Travolta . That’s how we found so many Nicholas Cage movies on Netflix at one point.

It’s like, Hey, you watched Nicholas Cage movie? Here’s the other 25 that we got for free at a yard sale. Okay, guys, I have to mention this. I put in racing movies to like look up other ones like jog my memory of one. Thanks Google. Popular Racing movies, I’m assuming, based on my search, number one is Trading Paint followed By, or B Ferrari, followed by Speed Kills another John Travolta movie Made the year before about speedboats cars

Yeah. Yeah, they’re, they’re listening. For me. Where? Speed Racer Rad. Death Race. The Jason Statham won. Yeah. Days of Thunder. Days of Thunder. Herbie fully loaded. Ben. Her . Oh yeah, Ben her. But it’s not Cars Need for speed. Fast Company. [00:20:00] 1979. Yeah, that one. After a sponsor replaces him with his arch rival race car Driver decides to steal a car and race it himself.

Starring William Smith. Oh yeah. William Smith from Champaign and Bullets. And also Conan’s dad, the last Travolta movie I watched, everybody’s going, oh, Saturday Night Fever. No, I watched Killing Season with Robert De Niro because I thought the premise from the trailer, much like the trailer of this movie.

I was like, ah, maybe this could be interesting. This would be good. It was also horrendous. But you know what I took away from that? Travolta really grew. He really blossomed. He. A veteran actor, you know, pulp Fiction, Saturday Night Fever, all this kinda stuff. But he really transcended from killing season to this movie because what I noticed is that the hair implants that he was working on during that film have taken root and you know, he’s looking good now looking more natural.

Nice John Travolta’s, country accent. And his demeanor in this movie was like John [00:21:00] Travolta was playing Michael Scott playing a country guy, . Does he have dentures? Because, I mean, Dan and I were laughing about his terrible southern accent. His inflections were totally wrong. It just, I’ve never heard a monotone southern accent before.

Now I think he had fake teeth in like whether he has dentures or not. I definitely think he had fake teeth in for this for some reason. And what’s up with his beard? Could he manscape a little bit? Do you guys notice the splotchy patches in his cheeks? Like, is that like, The residual hair. Hey, not everybody can grow a beard.

Yeah, yeah. Say Dylan pointed out here in killing season. His beard was epic. It was sprayed out of a can. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m sure. Sure. They had the stencil, held it over his face . His Russian accent was terrible there too. I’m guessing he can’t grow a proper beard because his face is plastic because did you notice in this movie, his face does not move at all?

All of his facial acting expressions are in like little twitches in his eyes. That’s the only part [00:22:00] of his face that moves is his little eyes to eye movements. He was being a strong southern, serious man. , fine southern gentlemen. John Wayne was a strong, serious southern man, and his acting chops were way above this.

It drops you right in like a lot of dramatic films were right in the action, right where at Talladega. Dirt oval. Short course . Well, yeah. When they said, we’re here, here live at Talladega, I’m like, get the fuck outta here. That’s somebody’s backyard. You were writing a note when it popped up. Short course.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Short course. And then, uh, like Izzy was looking it up and it’s like, oh yeah, short courses are like a sixth of a mile. And they’re like 50 laps. And I’m like, so the race is what, six to eight minutes? An insanity? Yeah. Like ten second laps. Right. I mean, it’s just bonkers. They were Talladega.

Parking lot. . Here we’re at Talladega parking lot. Parking garage. Here we are at Talladega soap and says, let’s get your car washed in [00:23:00] 30 seconds. . Yeah. Oh my God. The announcers. The announcers. Eric, you and I could be dirt track announcers. I found after watching this. We could be dirt track announcers.

Hundred percent. I’m ready for the challenge, man. Oof, oof. Yeah, we, we were making jokes whenever the announcers were coming on. Like there were the announcers from over the top where it’s like, and by the way, this is a double elimination tournament. I really would hate to be the young son of that arm wrestler right there.

Yeah. The drama between him and his father, crew chief and his big rival, Bob Leadfoot. Linsky . I’m like, if I were listening to this at a, at a racetrack, I’d be like, Shut up. Just tell us who’s in the lead. . . It’s a Redwater, the blue one. . I immediately took issue with the audio of the cars and then Dan kept telling me, oh no, that’s what they sound like.

And I’m like, what a Honda with a fart can. I’m like, these things sound terrible. How dare you? How? How dare you say that about my Honda . I mean, it [00:24:00] was like even the choreography of the driving when they were in the cars looked like 1960s Batman, you know, where it’s like kind of mopping around in the background.

I was like, what is this? The out scenes were okay, like what they shot was probably of an actual race at whatever that, you know, backwards dirt track that they filmed it at was. So that was like legitimately Okay. The one where they were doing just 20 miles an hour. Well, yeah. So you noticed that too, right?

Yeah, yeah. , they couldn’t even like try to make, shoot it to look fast. So the first 15 minutes of this 84 minute film, I guess is supposed to set the stage. Yeah, we basically, we see him racing the final lap. We see a guy, we don’t know who this is, it’s like Cameron Monroe and I, her window, wait, did you just say Cameron Poe?

The, the, the, the star of Con Air? No, no, it’s Cam Monroe. But then, yeah, the engine blows Boo uh, fizzles out and the other guy wins. And we’re supposed to be like, okay, cool, we lost a race. They’re like, no. You know, his father’s his crew chief and he lost the biggest rival Bob Lip Olinsky, who owns all the car [00:25:00] dealerships in town apparently, cuz no one ever leaves Talladega and, and everything down the, the sun looks like a poor man’s Colin Farrell here at the beginning.

And then it’s suddenly like, all right, y’all, I gotta go to work. Yes. He was like, deuces, get my son’s car. I gotta go. Yeah. I was like, what? What the hell’s going on? I mean, he is not Robert Duval. It’s not like, Y’all, you can come on down here and get some ice cream. You know, it wasn’t any of that, which is what I was expecting, but nope, nope, nope.

So he had to go to work. Well, the best part of it is he says he has to go to work. Cops in the truck, you see him drive off. We then cut to the scene of an accident and I’m like, holy shit, did I just kill Travolta ? They should have, it would’ve been a more interesting movie if they had . Yeah. Apparently he’s a tow truck driver and he’s just, you know, going to work.

Okay. Are we talking about the accident accident or the, the flashback accident? Well, it’s the same scene. Yeah. Say it’s a real accident and he is sitting there watching like, you know, like, oh, we’re about ready for you. But then it’s like, then we flashback to another accident because we see [00:26:00] them load up a very alive old man onto a stretch, like into the back of an uh, E M T truck.

And then he has the flash. So the flashback, he’s riding in a car with a woman. They’re going down the road pretty fast, whatever, all this kind of thing. I immediately had that flashback to the scene with Brendan Frazier and Doom Patrol, where he, he takes out his wife and you know, that’s how he becomes a robot man when he goes under the semi.

I said, oh, I see where this is going. Right. The part that I took issue with, I don’t know if you guys noticed or not, they had a couple different cut shots of the accident, because I guess that’s Travolta’s dead wife is what we’re supposed to figure out from this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they’re kissing in the car, which was okay, whatever.

And then you see him swerve around that Jeep pulls into oncoming traffic and then swerves and he t-boned the car in front of him. Exactly. Yeah. That, yeah. You’re a dirt track driver knows how to drift, made no sense at all. Yeah. Luckily we go from there to, we see [00:27:00] a, a mysterious car under a cover in a garage somewhere that he’s looking at and I’m like, so did he take the wreckage home with him or, I know this is gonna be the fast and furious thing where it’s like his dad’s car or the car he killed his wife in or something.

But it’s not gonna tell us that till third act. Okay. Whatever. Checkoffs cars there, , then we cutoff’s car . That scene was taken completely out of Fast and Furious. A hundred percent. It was, yeah. There’s a lot of tropes in this movie for sure. And then we cut to, uh, fishing with Shania Twain. Okay, so you’re Brad Pitt.

That don’t impress me much.

And, and I’m like, so is this his new wife or what? Right. It’s especially weird when like, we don’t get her name until like the third act. What’s the way they were talking? It was like a first date. Um, it’s almost sounded like a first date. I literally turned to Mount Manan and I said, you’ve watched [00:28:00] this movie twice already without me.

What in the hell is going on? And he just does his little mountain lap. You’re gonna figure it out, right? And I’m like, dude, who is this chick? Like what is, why did we go from this death scene and that we’re fishing? I get that. She’s Shania Twain. Well, I don’t know her name. I don’t know why they’re there.

like I, but you know what we do find out? The name of the person. She divorced. She divorced is Steve. Big fucking mistakes. Steves are the best. Steves are the best. Steves are the worst. Jesus. Bring up one bad Steve. Uh, I can name like five that I’ve used to work for. Terrible. Steves terrible fucking people.

It’s, it’s probably their middle name. Then their last one, Winer alert. She isn’t actually real. This is some sixth sense and it’s the vision of his dead wife the whole time. We’re in the Matrix. . Anyone else ever talk to her during the movie? I see dead people. Cam talks to her though. Cam talks to her? Or was that just Sam Younger?

Since we went from the flashback to this, I thought [00:29:00] that for a second. , I’m not gonna lie. Like is he talking to his dead wife? Is that like just out fishing? Yeah. I, I didn’t know what was going on. Yeah, . That would’ve been a much more interesting movie. But then we go to Dan’s first favorite part of the film.

What happens next? Dan, do you remember when they’re in the red Dodge pickup truck? When he is there on the date by the pond talking to Shania cuz she speaks to something about teaching and he talks about getting in trouble for doing donuts at the school. And she’s like, well, what’s Donuts? And he takes her out in the truck and he is like, I’ve never done this before.

And it’s like you just said, you got in trouble for, and you’re gonna be doing it in a field and tell her you’ve never gone it before. And other than that, like who doesn’t know what donut a donut is? Yeah. That was two things wrong with this movie. It’s like, what are donuts Like Are you from Iceland or something?

I it. That’s the only Canada excuse. Canada. Canada. Okay. Oh, you know what, that does make sense now. Canada, what do they call donuts in Canada? Loonies. I don’t know. Tims Horton’s. It’s a croissant. Yeah, course. Can I get a Horton, a dozen Hortons [00:30:00] poutine? Who cares? I was kidding. Shout out to our Canadian listener, to the one Canadian listener that we have.

Gotta go down to the Tim Horton. But you know, I will say, Dan turns to me and he goes, you know, I’ll take issue with him driving a Dodge. I dog really . He’s a Ford man. Like I’m offended by him driving that. Their ram. This is a Ford movie. Yeah. Now that’s not what I said. I said it’s pretty sad that he’s supposedly a Ford guy, but his daily driver’s a Dodge.

That’s all I was saying. Uhhuh . Uhhuh . Well, cause he actually wants to tow the trucks instead of, you know, become part of the problem. . Oh, shit. Kidding. I, I’m just kidding. This movie is brought to you by Ford. That’s why I say that. Yeah, right. Sha Rock. Shania sets the record straight. Racing. Ain’t no hobby.

Did she say that or did he say that? . [00:31:00] Ok. It doesn’t matter. It was sad. Travolta said, I think racing’s like the, one of the most expensive hobbies. It’s like that and getting a boat. Oh, oh. It’s up there with simply tossing money into an inferno. That’s about the same thing. That whole dinner scene, the fishing scene, I mean, were they on a date?

I wasn’t sure they kept having these awkward, intimate hugs, like maybe Travolta’s whole body has been Botox. Cuz he’s so stiff. Like I don’t, yeah, . I don’t get it. He was definitely a robot through like the whole movie. And like Brad said earlier, the monotone of him, he had no emotion. And like at the very beginning open scene where Cam took the lead, his excitement was so minimal.

It’s like, no. If that was in real life, you’d be like jumping off the walls if your son took the lead on a championship break. Yeah. Go, go, go, go, go. Yeah. Did you guys also notice, because Dan and I were laughing pretty hard about this, he can’t move his neck. Yeah. He moves his shoulders and his head. So he really is like the robot [00:32:00] man.

Like I, I don’t know if he’s got something physically wrong. Yeah. He may have had neck surgery or something. I, I, I mentioned that John Travolta is in his seventies. Let’s, I mentioned that too, that I didn’t think he could move his neck. Yeah. Yeah, he did. Cause I was like, oh yeah, he is moving like that man.

Yeah. Guy guys. Time comes for us all . Yeah. Right. So after that, State of nothing. Yeah. The next part’s like we see, uh, cam the son and he is like talking with his wife outside of the trailer. And I guess she was like going to work and he was coming home from work to like watch the kid or something. I don’t know what, but he is basically like, man, if I’m gonna make something outta of this rating, I, I might have to go, uh, you know, drive for, uh, Bob Lansky’s team instead of my dad’s.

But, but that’s your biggest rival and family’s thicker than money or I, I don’t know, some stupid shit like that. Family. Family blood is thicker than cash? No, no. I can definitely plug a blood hole with some cash. I can definitely soak up some blood with some cash, but it’s [00:33:00] called. Yeah. So this kicks off the whole estrangement process.

Right? It’s the whole like, big chunk of the film, right? The rift between him and his dad, the whole schism, whatever, you know, fancy vocabulary words you want to use there. We needed a plot. Yeah, right. But it’s the only $10 word we can use for this movie. So we’ll just go with that. I just don’t understand, like, so, okay, so the next scene, they’re back at the track, right?

So now he’s driving for Linsky and that whole drama and, and everything. Well, no, you gotta have the blowout where he actually tells his dad too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he, he like goes to the tow company or whatever and he is like, Hey dad. So, um, uh, I think I’m gonna race for Bob Linsky and the dad.

Just like, what do you think a championship is worth more than family or loyalty? Oh, this is, oh, whatever. Get outta here. You’re fired. Oh, hold on. . He’s like, walk. He’s like, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. You’re fired . And that’s like the end of the scene. It was like that line . I thought I raised you better than this.

Yeah. You ain’t never gonna find work again in this one horse [00:34:00] town. No, I just told you I got a better job. . Yeah, right. With your worst enemy. Were you not listening ? So he’s fired or quit or whatever. Oh, and like his wife is there like in the parking lot too. I was like, wait, does she work there? Like, she was right there when it happened.

He is like, I was going to tell you first , but I didn’t. And she’s like, what happened? He came, no, no, no. Came in, he came into the restaurant and then she like left out the back and got in her truck and was like, I’m going home. Which I didn’t understand why, why did she leave her job? Like what now? We’re both unemployed.

this baby’s gonna be addicted to meth before you know it. So when did the high school bathroom scene happen? I, I had that written down high school. Oh, that, that, that was in like some like retirement party or something. That was like the award ceremony, right? Yeah. They had a whole fallen out there. Yeah.

And I’m just like, skip that. That was a, yeah, I think that was like the lifetime achievement award for the guy who was. Doing the speech in the background that they kept fading out. Yeah. Cam came out of the bathroom and he went to Cindy and he was like, I just got in a fight with my dad. We gotta go [00:35:00] like, oh God, you did that again.

I didn’t even see it as a fight. He was, they talked, maybe they raised their voices a little bit. Yeah, but he ca he was so dramatic. I just got in a fight with my dad. We gotta go. We gotta go now. By the way, when they were having the argument there in the shitter, I just wanted somebody in the background to be like, shut the fuck up.

Some of us are trying to drop logs here. I’m trying to poop. Fuck you. Shorey . It’s Canadian, right? Yeah. Michael Matson’s trying to pinch a loaf and he is like, will you pany? Shut the fuck up, . And then we get a wonderful scene of Sam, you know John Travolta at the bar drinking and his uh oh man, buddy Stumpy comes over and he is like, oh man.

So he had a rough day. Hey. We should go fishing. This character Jack comes over and is just a pure a hole. The, I done heard something about your boy leaving Go race for Linsky and blah, blah blah. By the way, [00:36:00] Jack apparently also races for Linsky. we find out later, but not in this particular scene. He’s the Cobra Kai of this particular movie.

He’s going, he’s gonna sweep the leg. Johnny put him in a potty bag. Yeah, he’s that guy. A hundred percent . So yeah. Triple to dexon. Fuck. That was the saddest. Spar Fight cliche Trop scene I have ever seen, if that was bottled, it would be weak sauce . It was. It was the weakest knockout punch I’ve ever seen.

It was like slow motion with his robot movement. I looked at it and I was like, man, that dude has such a glass jaw that week of a punch. Knocked him out. It was epicly terrible, but it was expected. Alright, we’re in a small southern town, we’re dirt track racing. We got the girlfriend, not girlfriend, we got the, the rift between the dad we’re driving tow trucks, all this stuff, yeehaw, and here we are in the bar scene getting smashed.

Which he really wasn’t on like, you know, Bartles and James or something. I dunno what the hell he was drinking, but that whole scene was like so forced in there, like it [00:37:00] had to be in there. You know what I mean? It’s like we gotta have the bar scene. It would’ve been nicer if Lansky had walked in, like the guy from Talladega Knight, you know, the uppity Formula One dude, like it had gone down like that.

He’ll do anything. Pancakes. Yeah, exactly. But it just, it lost all of the potential that it had almost immediately. I don’t know if it was immediately after or several hours later, that Stumpy offers to drive John Travolta home. As they’re walking to the car, I’m like, oh no. We’re gonna get another accident.

Blast be flashed back to later. They’re both drunk, right? ? I’m a little less drunk than you. It’s alright. . Yeah, right. I can stay between the lines at least. You just tell me when to turn the scene you’re talking about. Were stumpy’s walking tra bolts out to the truck to take ’em home. The worst thing about it, if you look at it, he’s walking perfectly fine.

No limp or anything. And you later. His name is Stumpy because he’s missing part of his leg. If you wanted to do this right, have a little bit of a limp or something [00:38:00] as you’re walking tra volts out. I said, but you’re walking perfectly normal on every other scene, except for when they’re talking about him having it.

It wasn’t until after that he actually has a little bit of a limp in a scene later on. No, they were trying to keep it as a surprise. You know that surprise reveal of surprise. It was a stump the whole time. It wasn’t just a clever nickname. Yeah, his nickname Stumpy was before he lost the leg. . Yes. . Uh oh.

How oddly Prophetic. We’ll get to that part later. All right, so my favorite scene comes next. There’s the favorite scene. Well, Dan and I enjoyed this scene because it is the only bit of levity throughout the whole film. It makes no sense, but it needs to be there because let’s face it, the rest of this film sucks.

So you get this call in radio show like a seven 80 am in the middle of Kansas or wherever the hell they are, and Sheriff Buck Taylor comes on the air. Racing is in our blood. With me today is Sam the man, Monroe, doing his whole thing. And that old lady that called in, I mean Dan, Dan and I were [00:39:00] cracking up cuz that was like the best thing ever, especially at the end of her little story.

And he goes, Well, maam, that gives you a free pass for speeding tickets, . I was just like right on brother. Wasn’t Cam listening to it at work for Bob Linsky? Yeah. Yeah, that’s right. So it was before the accident, but yeah, it was pretty damn good. . Oh yeah, because Cam and uh, like three other guys are working on a car there at Linsky shop listening to it.

and like I’m assuming she works in the office, like HR type person’s out there. Here’s a walks away and then Linsky comes out cuz all of ’em are kind of giggling about the lady that called in and Linsky comes over, picks the radio up and slams it to the ground and breaks it to a million pieces and then just like walks out.

Speaking of non-committal relationships and women who get no names. I was thinking that woman was like the trophy wife of Linsky. I thought that too, but then was like, oh, she works there. Is she just like a sidepiece or is she just a secretary? Because she doesn’t matter at all in this movie other than that one scene.

She’s the secretary. Come on. He could have thrown his trophy wife of bone to make her feel [00:40:00] good working in the shop. He kisses the one lady after he won the one race and I couldn’t tell if it was her or not. Right. So I’m not sure. Oh yeah, yeah. Maybe it was her. Well I guess we’ll just have to watch it for a fourth time.

Am I right ? No. Let us know. We go back to the track several times during this span of, I don’t know what the hell’s going on in the movie at this point. We’ll call it Act two, right? Yeah. We get a whole bunch of stuff about him. Like I, I don’t know. For some reason he goes to check out the wreckage at the racetrack, and I don’t know, whenever I see this pointless kind of a scene where like there’s nobody around, somebody kneels down and like puts their hand next to a piece of metal on the ground.

I just think of a, was it the fourth Fast and Furious when Dominic Totos like, Imagining what happened based on like a paint skit on the road. , like, I think you skipped something really big. If we’re talking about him kneeling with wreckage. . Oh yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. That’s what I was getting to. Which is Oh yeah, yeah.

Oh shit. He starts racing against his son, but the probably most important part of [00:41:00] that whole segment there, which seemed like it took a hundred years, but it was probably only five minutes due to the length of this film, is that when he is in testing, he’s like, oh, you got that old dog, that old, you know, Chevy, blah blah blah, this and that.

And it’s like all this stuff and the car’s a complete turd. We already know that It blew up at the beginning of the movie. Yeah. And he is like, you guys silly. I’m still gonna send it. I’m gonna show these suckers how fast I am, you know, and then he goes out. And he obliterates everybody. Yes. That bothered me too.

I’m like, your son left because your car’s a turd and can’t win. And then you take the car out and it’s like Grease lightning. . Literally . I what I was saying, like at this point I’m like screaming at the tv, like take a year off, build a better car. Let your son race for the competition. Then have your son leave the competition for you and then obliterate them like, come on, steal all their secrets, and then leave.

Take all that money and buy the new motor. Yes. That sounds like a much longer movie. Yeah, that I didn’t want to see. They gotta say something for the sequel. [00:42:00] Am I right? That’s true. Oh my god. Based on that four figure return. . All right, so he’s racing against his son, and then there’s a scene in another nighttime race.

Like all of them are in dirt track. He gets something that we know in our world as the red mist, which is you kind of get the blinders on, you get angry, you get super focused, and you’re just chasing the taillights in front of you. Right? So we have that whole scene, Johnny, to sweep the leg from the bar scene Takes his revenge.

Y’all are skipping so much. Yeah. Yeah. You’re skipping. Oh, what did, what did I miss? I must have slept through it. Well, he beats ly these guys first. Yeah, say there’s the whole race where Sam wins. Whoops. Everybody’s butt. Another chat with Shania talking about selling the like 70 Mustang that he has.

That’s the car. We get a little peak of the car under the cover and it’s a 70 Mustang that I guess he bought for his wife after his fifth championship. Don’t learn that till later. , the big thing before the point Eric’s [00:43:00] getting to is the fact that Linsky tries to get Cam to wreck his dad because Linsky didn’t make the final, the main event for that particular race.

And he’s like, look, your dad’s getting too far ahead of me in points. I need you to take him out. And of course Cam didn’t do it, which led up to what Eric was about to say. Sweep the leg Jon, sweep the leg. , I mean, God. Yeah. So that whole racing goes down and as expected bumps, the quarter panel spins ’em around, blah, blah, blah.

And then. Wait, wait a second though. Can we go back to that scene? Because that dude was like flying 20 miles an hour around the track like everybody else whatever speed they were doing and then dude like basically comes to a stop. Everyone else is still going the same speed. And then right at the point that Cam is like side by side, dudes are like warp drive and he’s like back up the speed and it’s like side by side and then can like tap him and spin him like f you

Look, it’s a lot easier to go to warp speed to a sudden stop when it’s [00:44:00] only 20 miles an hour. Like you can do it like 20 feet. That is very, very true. And then top back out like within three seconds. Where was the blue flagger out there? Where were the flagger? Do they have flags in dirt track? Dan? I don’t know.

Daniel. They do at the start and finish line. O. Okay. Red flag, green flag. We got it. and white flag. Or in checker flag? Well, it should have been a white flag for that guy. Slow moving vehicle. No white flag’s. One lap to go in. Dirt track racing. Come on. That’s the only time you use it. You, well, he should’ve got a meatball then.

Don’t be bringing that European sports car nonsense to this fine Talladega short track. They can only handle making left turns. Don’t throw anything more confusing in there if they can’t handle the right turn. I mean, I gotta say the racing, the movie, the Disney movie cars was more exciting than this says for sure.

Don’t you dare. Blast. Theme Cars is a wonderful or whatever. Jijiga. . I mean, that’s a great movie. Okay, because of Michael Keaton. Yes. Now [00:45:00] cars too. You can trash out all you want, but original cars. Watch a goddamn hell. So let’s get back to this wannabe days of thunder scene. Oh, when Cams on fire, save. I’m on fire.

Hey, cam is on fire. I’m on fire cruise. I mean, we knew it was coming, right? We knew the plan. We knew Johnny was gonna sweep the leg. The spin was coming. What I didn’t expect much to Tanya’s point from earlier about even the accident with the wife, you think Travolta’s reaction would’ve been not to T-bone his son in the middle of the track?

No. Instead, what does he do? I don’t know if he downshifted, but I mean he sped up and just rammed it full speed ahead. I was like, seriously? Did you even try? You’d think also, and I don’t speak from any experience, I haven’t even watched short track race in person, but the track is so short as its name says , that you would be Ha hey, be able to have seen him.

Mm-hmm. situational awareness. How [00:46:00] dare you. As you were coming around the turn, I know they made it as though the guy in front of him suddenly moved and then it was like boom, he was there. The other guy somehow was able to swerve at the last second. But , it’s not Travolta. Nope. Depending on placement on the track.

Cuz if you’re coming around a turn, you’re basically drifting around the turn. If you’re in that drift and the car’s there, you’re kind of set to where you either turn the wheel to the left and spin out to where your ass and your car hits him, or you just maintained your course and you’re gonna hit ’em.

He was already going straight. That’s true. He was going straight by them a little bit. The whole race. They looked like they were going straight. Yeah. I didn’t see any, any skidder cars out there at all. They were going straight the whole time. Did he hit ’em like a missile? 20 mile an hour missile? Well, when you’re only going 20 miles an hour, it’s hard to show ’em skidding cuz they’re not really skidding.

Right, exactly. The impact blew, like the car in half Cam’s, car was in half this. It was insane. To which the whole car is a freaking roll bar. He should have been dead. If that was a real impact, it would’ve killed him. But what? He would’ve been dead. But luckily [00:47:00] his dad was there to dive in and save him and poem him from the wreck.

Yeah, because that was medically safe. Yeah. Yeah. His dad definitely totally didn’t just break his back there. So in the whole scene when like the race is like shut down because they’re like saving him or whatever. There’s a scene where I, I think it was like stumping was like walking onto the track and we see like jack in the car and he is like looking down, blah, blah, blah.

I was expecting Stumpy to like walk up, snap his neck, roll credits. Guys, what do we think of this movie? . . Fuck with my friend. Clock . You know, like that’s my Ken, what he kept saying, that’s my, that’s my son. That’s my son. Like whatever a big baffling thing is. The only injuries that Cam gets outta this is some broken legs.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Were they really broken? He was walking on fracture. Right? Okay, come on because let’s go back to your timeline problem here. Cuz if he had broken his legs, he would’ve missed an entire other season. That kid would’ve been like eight years old by the end of this [00:48:00] movie if we follow any sort of logic.

The first race back, they said it’d been six months since he was in a car. So he’s very fast. He’s like Guy. Some of that X-Men regeneration type stuff. Wolverine, they’re athletes, guys. I mean, you see football players break a leg and be back by the playoffs. Called drugs zone shots. Oh yeah. There’s no drugs in NASCAR or dirt racing.

Yeah, they just don’t test for cocaine. . Yeah. Yeah. There’s definitely no drugs involved in going in a quarter mile circle a hundred times until you throw up. They don’t be testing for meth. That’s what Steve was saying about the short track. He’s like, I can Carson her for like the eighth laugh. That’s like the equivalent of like putting your head on the baseball bat and like trying to run around it like 50 times.

I mean, that’s a sport I guess he blew in a vehicle. There we go. But the thing with that accident baffle me is his legs were broken, but the impact was on the back of the car. You think the impact would’ve been to the front of the car? Don’t question the science. They already [00:49:00] did the math for you. It didn’t have, I think he had another injury too.

I thought there was something like ribs, honey. Ribs. Yeah. . It was his back cuz his dad pulled him out of a burning car. Right. Crushed his ribs on the way out. He, he was filled with rage, thought he was jack and. Oh no. That must have happened during the crash. Sorry, son. Eric is still dying. . . We broke. Eric.

Eric, Eric. Breathe buddy. You got this. He got this. Eric’s envisioning the baseball bats . He’s just picturing, he’s just picturing Travolta and his son doing all those races and then trying to run. I think we should redo this movie. And then each of the racing scenes should just be us doing that. Yes. Oh, here’s how you make NASCAR interesting.

You start every race with them outside of the car, doing 20 laps around the baseball bat, and then trying to get to the car instead of the Lamont star. It’s the Talladega star. Yeah. . [00:50:00] Yeah. The literal slugger start every pit stop, they take a hit off a beer bong or whatever and then it’s like, alright, I’ll see you in 30 now this is a race I wanna see.

I’d watched NASCAR if they did this shit. , NASCAR hit me up. I’ve got notes, , oh my god, they are hurting a rating. So would definitely benefit them. . Alright, so uh, one up Samir. Yeah. So we got like, so wait, wait, wait, wait. So Cam is in the hospital now, right? Yeah, yeah. From this traumatic baseball, bad injury or whatever.

Apparently you didn’t pay on time , so unfortunately this was another just classic. Trope, right? It was the Prodigal Sun Hospital scene confessional. I was like, oh, really? Like we’re gonna go there. Like this is how it’s gonna play out. Yeah, of course. You guys are so accepting of it. . Yeah, apparently they had seen Driven too in Days of Thunder and all the other, dare [00:51:00] I say, better racing movies, Laura.

I mean, at least Travolta wasn’t running a sweet and low packet up his son’s leg or whatever. I mean, you know, we , wouldn’t it have been Jello in a Halo Hospital pool? , yeah. Give me some ice cream. Lemme show you how. Take that turn. Then we pan back to Shania again, which I continue to ask Dan, what is her name?

Shania. Well, true, true. But in the movie, we have no clue still. So there’s that whole awkward hug scene, cams in the hospital, the whole thing, blah, blah, blah. And it’s just like, I literally asked him, I was like, , are they friends? Are they neighbors? Are they friends with benefits? Like what the F is going on?

Very immature relationship. That can’t be defined by boyfriend, girlfriend, basically. Eric wants to know if they’re fucking or not. That’s Oh, they’re definitely fucking, yeah. Right. Definitely. Is it that point or is it the, like he’s still holding in his farts around her. What? Where are we in this way? It can be both, Steve.

No, no. It really can’t. [00:52:00] Well, not, I started getting that motion going. Guess what? You might a little nitro.

No, see, see what you’ve missed this whole time is his arc of he is still grieving over his decade. Old dead white. Well that’s, that was so long ago. Yeah. Yeah. So that was So Steve, he could look, that was, that was back during, uh, phenomenon or something. That was some other. Steve, listen, he’s got a sad sob story.

Oh yeah. That’s how he gets it in. He’s got, he’s got a garage to park it in. Yeah. without having to pay rent. , . I’ll contend that maybe the woman that died in the opening scene isn’t the wife. She just might be the baby mama because he’s so non-committal with Shania. We don’t know if he was married or not.

No, Eric. Eric. What we’re saying is if you have the sad story, it’s like why buy the cow when you get the sex for free? . Sorry, I missed that point. I’m so, I’m still . I had this other vision of a baseball [00:53:00] bat and spinning. It’s just, it’s outta, whoa. I mean, I don’t know what Walter’s penis looks like. Uh, . All right.

We need to stop. Where? Where is this conversation going? This is, wait, this is rated E, right? We’re talking about, we’re talking about mature adult relationships. Come on. I mean, I mean, we’re on everything I learned from movies, right? I mean, this is everything I learned from porn, . Yeah. Sad story gets it in.

That’s definitely one of our major things. We’ve learned that, and the net is the ultimate weapon. The relationship was defined in the beginning. They’re donut friends.

Oh. So Eric’s gonna put on repeat at his house. You love it so much now. I mean, I was scribbling notes and literally falling asleep at the same time. So I had a hard time rereading them, trying to remember how this went down. Uh, yeah. We get a whole thing where Sam goes and talks to Cam in the hospital and he is like, I’m sorry, I feel like I pushed you away and you’re a good man, a [00:54:00] good father and a good husband if you can do that.

Well, that’s all it was going to be. Then, I don’t know, I just have written down, are you gonna join me again? And I’m like, seriously? Okay, whatever. It’s gonna be lots of work to get that car that you wrapped around a tree or whatever earlier in the movie. around this same time in the movie is a scene from one of the races that I think it might have been right before this.

The funny thing is Linsky wins or something and there’s this random guy that I guess is a fan or something, one of the commentators or something, and he grabs Linsky cowboy hat and like puts on on like, actually he is gonna walk away with it. And Eric’s reaction to that was hilarious. He’s like, What the hell’s that dude’s role?

didn’t fit anywhere in the movie, but it was just weird. His wings Houser here. That dude was the money. I think he was one of the sponsors or something like that. He was mellow yellow. He’s the guy that owns the car dealership and sponsors the race team and all that. Alinsky’s, just the figurehead? No, he’s holding the bank note.

He’s dang on the bank note in front of him, he’s the one that put 10 million into this movie only to get about seven grand back. He can have the damn hat if he wants it. Minus John [00:55:00] Travolta is 30% anyway. Oh yeah. So then we get the scene. Okay, so after having the teary hospital scene and all that, damn is going to talk to Bob and is basically like, Hey, uh, you made an offer to buy that uh, Mustang from me a while back.

Is that offer still standing? I’m. Well, how much was it for ? Like, are, are we talking like a hundred grand or like six grand? I, I don’t know. What, how long ago was that offer? The market has changed and, and he is basically like pay my son’s expenses and stuff in the hospital or you know, whatever the hell it’s for.

And he mentions he’s retiring too. And Bob’s like, well that’s too bad cuz uh, I wanted to win that championship and I wanna beat you. So I want you to keep racing and uh, then I’m going to beat you the old fashioned way. Having somebody else wreck you out? Yeah, pretty much . But Travolta had the exact same response I did and I was like, so are you buying the car or not?

Bob Vance. He did say the offer for was 50 grand. Oh, was it? 50 grand. Oh wow. Dan’s only watched a movie three times. He [00:56:00] hasn’t memorized, don’t forget. But we have to remind people the significance of this car. Yes. It was the one that he bought for his wife after he won his fifth championship. So what his wife died in, right.

It seemed like it, but no, it seemed like goes, oh my God, let’s go out for a drive. And that’s when the accident happened. But apparently it was like a week later in the runner car or something. But did anyone catch how, I thought they said the accident was in the rain and there was no rain in that flashback.

Yeah, it was. They didn’t mention it was in the rain. That was part of his sad story. So I assume he added that on and the years later, you know, to secure some Shania Twain. That don’t impress me much.

The movement got the church . That’s kinda like Stuy telling how he lost his leg with the length of the alligator. That was a, that was like eight foot. It is my leg at eight. I’m pretty sure it was 12 feet. It’s my story to tell. I’ll tell it as a 12 foot gator. You can tell it as an eight when you lose your leg.

The best part about the stumpy leg scene, [00:57:00] take that however you want to take it. is that it was the only exposition in the entire film. It was a complete yes. Thought it was a complete story and. Great. Now I know something about one character. I don’t know his real name. It’s just Stumpy , but I’ve got something to go on now I’m gonna assume that was the part written by the writer of Pumpkinhead

So are we saying Stumpy’s the most fleshed out character in this entire film? 1000%, yes. Excellent. Yeah, guys, we remember his name. It’s true. We had a struggle to think about camera or whatever, and uh, , I remember Cindy and Bob Linsky let put Bob Linsky, Bob Band, advance Refrigeration. So then we cut to, uh, Travolta jumping in the Mustang, doing some donuts at the school in front of, I guess where Shania teaches or something, because of course she’s an elementary school teacher.

Of course. All right. Did you guys catch the significance of the Mustang though as compared to previous episodes you’ve been on [00:58:00] with us? Was it a from another movie? Yeah. Well, similar. It was a Model up, but same Body Style as another movie. So now I’m testing your from God in 60 seconds. Yes, yes. Say that was.

Six. I thought it was a 60. Was it 67 Shelby or whatever. So not the Nicholas Cage one. The original gone in 60 seconds. Oh, it’s a, it’s a mock one version and his is a boss 3 0 2. So it’s just, you know, a package and it’s a horsepower, but it’s the same body style. Oh, okay. Okay. Sorry. I’ve seen the remake, let’s say conservatively a hundred times, but

But the original one I’ve seen like once . The Linsky one? Yeah. Just, just like the fast and ne furious. Yeah, yeah, exactly. The 1954 version and the, the one everybody’s familiar with. Oh. Oh, we’re not talking about Point break, which I’ve also seen a hundred times and it’s exact remake. Fast and Furious not Right.

That’s true. . And then, uh, the Bad Boys remake Fast and Furious too. Too fast. Too Furious. Remake of the gonna 60 sings. One of my favorite parts is when the, the swing and weight knocks [00:59:00] the Jeep Police vehicle through the wall. And he goes up and he’s like, are you okay? He’s like, yeah, I’m fine. He’s like, are you sure you just got knocked through a wall?

Timothy Aon, he’s fantastic. I mean, that bit of acting right there. Is 1000 times better than everything we witnessed for 84 minutes. Just that one little thing. I just have to say that, like, that trope of like, are you okay? Uh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just did something amazing. Is one of like my favorites.

And Death to Moochy has the best scene at the end. Are you all right? I don’t know. It’s kind of fucked up to begin with.

Well, I got a question to ask y’all. Do you have a pretty penny? Jesus Christ? Is that a pretty mouse? Are you talking about my hole? I’m confused. A good night everybody. Good night. No, that’s what he kept asking him. That’s what he kept asking him about the uh, a Mustang trade. Do you have a pretty penny? Do you have a pretty penny?

Like how many times are you gonna [01:00:00] say it? It’s gonna cost him a pretty penny. Okay, I get it. You got an arm and a leg. You got an arm and a leg. Stump didn’t . I don’t got an arm and a leg. Do you have stump? You stay outta this . Stuffy’s, like that is ableist as fuck. . I don’t got an arm and a leg, but I got a 1950 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, panhead blah, blah, blah.

No, I, I ain’t got an arm and a leg, but I got two pretty pennies. Then you just rubb. It’s pronounced penis. You rubbed those pennies together then, okay, Uhhuh, , Stumpy’s, a whole new meaning. Now, was the big reveal before or after he bought the car. Which big reveal? Well, okay, so he gets the Mustang, he does the donuts, he then takes it to the racetrack and then to drop it off at the dealership.

And I’m like, well you just knocked 10 grand off that easy . You need to wash it. You’re gonna need to get that washed. Yeah, you gonna need to wash it. And then he goes to see Shania because I assume she’s like, what the fuck were you doing in front of my classroom early today? Hold on, hold, hold on a second.

Did he like [01:01:00] Uber from there? He walked. Ah, okay. Yeah, that’s why it’s nighttime. When he is in Shania, he just got home. It’s, it’s only a five mile radius. What we’re talking about here, small town thing is within five miles he hitchhiked on a tractor or something. And the only reason it’s all a five miles is cuz the racetrack takes about a half a mile of it.

it’s like half the town. Where’s that baseball bat again? But then we get the wonderful romantic scene where Sam is talking to Shania. I don’t even think we’ve found out her name’s Becca yet. And he is like, I think I love you. I think I’m in love with you. Okay. So what do you think? Your Elvis or something?

Whatever. . Okay, cool. Let’s talk about it tomorrow. I safe. You don’t have to say I was blown away. She did not. Yeah, that would’ve been perfect had she done the shush and then put her finger on his mouth or something. Cause it was, I mean, her reaction was so flat. Yeah. . Like all the acting in this movie, , [01:02:00] it was, I don’t know if it was natural, like that scene was adlibbed and she didn’t know what to say, but it was like, who literally.

Shania do not react. . Yeah. I mean, I’m like, I didn’t, I did get it. Like it was so awkward. She can say something like, I’m sorry I wasn’t listening. What? Can you say that again? . And then Sam’s like, ah, fuck it. Nevermind. Roll credits, guys. No . There were so many times this movie could have just ended and saved us The grief.

Yeah. At the beginning. . See, then we get the scene where Sam has 80 grand in cash that he is gonna offer from the Mustang. Right? I from the Mustang and I guess. Other stuff. Cause if, if he’s mentioned 50 grand earlier than, I don’t know, maybe another 30 lying around from suing Bob Linsky over, uh, trying to kill his son.

I don’t know. Bob, did Stumpy give him money because there was something about that? No. Yeah, yeah. Because yeah, stumpy ba ba basically he’s haggling with this other guy who I assume gonna be like a stock car driver. Cause [01:03:00] he’s not that great of an actor. Basically. He has like this chassis and everything for the car that he wants to get.

But he is like, I, I, I can’t do it for less than 85 grand or something like that. And then that’s when stuffy’s like, Well, I got that 51 Panhead, blah blah . I’ll do it, throw it in for the other five. And I’m like, is that a good deal? Or I, I, I asked Dan the same question. Okay, . I was like, what’s that worth? Is that a good deal?

So Dan, let me ask you this. What would you have paid for that thing or this hot car or for the pan Heaven. He’d have found it on Facebook Marketplace for 2,500 bucks and he’d had talked ’em down to $20 cuz it’s got a busted starter. Yep. And he’s like, I can fix that. Most of those were Kickstarter, but I’ll go with that.

I mean, you’re, you’re the cheapest racer. I know, dude. Tell me, what would you have paid for that? What would you have done in trade for that? Frugal. He’s a frugal racer. No, he’s fucking cheap. . He’s a frugal. He’s just fucking cheap. . I am a cheap skate. I will not deny it, but I do [01:04:00] well for being a cheap scap.

I think the five grand for one of those motors, like in today’s not like definitely well worth it. What about for that late model that’s super late model that he was picking up? 80 grand. Do you think that’s a bargain? No, I don’t think that’s a bargain. Yeah. Say uh, that that’s where I was like, yeah, maybe there’s somebody else selling literally anything.

You know . Yeah. But this is the only guy in that five mile radius. I take my money and go back and buy that Mustang and he doesn’t have a car anymore, so, right. Yeah. Just Uber out there. You gotta give the old man credit for being able to read off his summit and Jag’s racing parts list. That was pretty good.

I mean, I give more acting than we saw in the whole movie. I got this Ro Ambulator and this turbo charger and this blah blah blah that. That was his one line he had, he practiced that for a week. Yeah. He didn’t need a cue card or anything. That’s why they hired him. How many car parts can you list in a row in one minute?

Camou, , Camou, . No, no, no. That’s the name of our lead. Oh, sorry. Sorry. I got confused. got that. Got that. S d Ignition. Yeah. [01:05:00] Flux capacitor. Is Sam Deman Monroe a a car part? . But let’s talk about the next best, greatest part of the film. Oh, stumpy story. That. But then, so we had the radio show, the stumpy story and the music montage.

Oh, Jesus. Yes. Wait, wait. Here was a music. Did I like fall asleep? There were two of them. There were two music montages. The first one I was wondering if Shania was singing. Yeah. Oh, the national anthem. That’s not a montage. No, no, no, no. Oh yeah. No, no. It, it was the father and son. They’re like building, putting the car together and all that stuff.

And yeah, I thought it was Shania singing too, and I was waiting for it to like pan back and, uh, Becker, whatever character is two guys working, take , you know, whatever. Like in the scene I’d be like, holy shit. Just got a star. What song was playing while they were working on the car? Some generic, yeah, that don’t impress me much.

Country twang bullshit. It was all [01:06:00] pancakes and sausage and pain, you know, all that kind of thing. But the second song was the big music montage. You know, when they’re, they’re turning them ratchets and putting them wheels on and getting that car ready for the track with that montage. I like how like in the middle of Montage it has something pop up, say one week until the new season opener, which was the championship race.

The montage is still going on by the way. So we get like another two minutes and then it pops up. Race day. Oh, hold on. I wanna know how to . I wanna . I wanna know how Tanya missed three minutes of an 84 minute movie. It’s a blackout. Were you abducted by aliens? Like it’s a bake to do. It’s the third thing. A scene in the movie.

Well, I remember they were putting the car again. Her brain turned off to try and save her. I remember they were putting, she got up and walked out to get a drink refill. Probably I, I, I, I remember them putting the car together and then I remember it being suddenly the first race of the season championship race, the most important [01:07:00] race of the year,

I think when I heard it was the first race of the season, which was also a championship race. I like stop. Well see. No, it was the Race of Champions. It wasn’t a championship race. Is that the distinction I missed? Yes. It’s the race of champion now I’m like almost wanna like rewatch this to pick up all the things.

How was Cam a champion? Cam wasn’t a champion. They did definitely say it was the most important race of the year and I was like, get the fuck outta here . There’s like 30 more of these most important basketball game of the year. That’s the way NASCAR does it though. I mean the Daytona 500 I believe kicks off the NASCAR season.

Yeah. And it’s arguably the most important race of the year. Well, yeah. Well that’s marketing. Well, exactly. So there you go. They gotta market the dirt track season. Did you not pay now full that stadium malls dirt track. Try to market game number 48 of 162, like a baseball season. . Oh, it’s su. Super important.

It’s against our rivals. The other team from three states away. Then we’ve played five other times. . We’re also gonna play at their place four [01:08:00] times next week. , can we just go back to the baseball bat part? I mean,

no guys, cuz it’s race day, so that’s time to trade some paint roll credits. How many times did they say trading paint? They said it like a hundred times. Like four times at least. Yeah. I think you could do a drinking game just on how many times they say trading paint. Oh, that’s why she blacked out. Well, I mean, look at it this way.

What are the things, what are the things they can’t say in a stock car, dirt track NASCAR movie anymore. They can’t say good movie. Robins Racing. . Robins Racing Shaken Bake. There’s like a million of ’em of it. So what did they come up? Work trade and paint a paint Pi at the Home Depot. Paint Don’t hurt.

Here, I’ll give you this can give that can.

Other than Talent Knight, what other movies have they ever used? Shaken Bacon there? It doesn’t matter. It can’t be reused by another movie. That’s the whole thing, right? The Julie, the Julia Child movie had shaken bacon. Come [01:09:00] with me. If you want to live. You can’t use that. Hey Steve, I’ve got some Valspar if you’ll trade me some bear.

All right. . . I got that. Sherwin Williams. Anybody wants to trade up? Is that interior or exterior paint? That’s that semigloss exterior. Oh shit. I’m in. But if I got some rustoleum rattle cans, you ain’t gotta, hold on. How did I know? How did I know you were gonna say that? Like get that weak sauce outta here.

They came in the back of the Mercury Sable that he’s got . Wait, what color is it? It’s rust Sea foam. Green rust color.

Dan’s the opposite of Henry Ford. He’s like, it comes in whatever color you want, as long as it’s rust . I got Rustoleum rust colored rust paint. Yeah, I just wanted all the match . All right, so it’s race day. Um, Every day is Dre’s day. Bob ends up like spinning out cam and a yellow flag is pulled out and he needs to start his [01:10:00] engine before they lap him.

Otherwise, he’s disqualified. They said he was gonna be disqualified a pay car, and all the other cars went by him. I’ve never known that to happen. You’re just a lap down, which means you’re a lap down. I’ve never seen somebody get LAPD and become disqualified. Why was that tool bag that wrecked cam not disqualified or whatever in that race when he took the son?

Because they traded paint, because plot, because plot, I dunno. Plot holes, plot holes. And of course he starts adjusting time, but he’s one lap behind with two laps left in ten second laps, . And I’m like, then he’s fucking done. This is math. He’s, but no, apparently he says, fuck your 20 mile an hour speed limit.

I’m punching it up to Fitty. And he goes around. The same thing happened in Days of Thunder. Didn’t he like get spun outta or wherever? He’s like, get me out in front of the Pace car. Get me out in front of the Pace car. Exactly right. God, I need to watch Days of Thunder. I thought the same thing happened in Death Race 2000 when they sped up the [01:11:00] camera speed.

And that’s how we ended up where we are. Yeah. , oh, oh, I, I, I have that. He got up to second place by editing . Is that how you do it? Okay, so he spun out. He’s got one lap left, two laps left, whatever the hell it was. Why the hell weren’t you driving that fast for the other 50 lap? And you could have been laughing everybody else.

It’s the same reason in Ford versus Ferrari. He wasn’t in the top gear. He was cruising it like one 50 or whatever. He is like, I got a little bit more in it and he just keeps going. It was his first race back then in around that baseball bat. I mean the track a couple times, getting a little dizzy, losing his focus.

Doesn’t wanna get another wreck. So yeah, he gets up to second place by editing. It’s the final stretch. There’s one lap left now, and he gets the inside line. Cue the music. Oh, he won, I guess. Okay. That’s cool. That was cut. Weird. Um, , I got lost, like, right. Oh, we’re coming around the final stretch and it’s over.

That’s, it’s like a quarter mile track or Michael Bay jumps in and edited that section. Yeah, dot we’re done [01:12:00] and yada yada yada birthday party. more lack of enthusiasm for a victory as well. I, I will admit, I fell asleep during this most exciting championship race of champion races that aren’t, Champions of the first race of the year and Dan kind of nudges me.

He is like, Hey, check out this birthday party. I’m like, what? Why is this important? . Oh yeah. Okay. So yeah, so he wins the race. We hit the, the music cue of the, I’m just a pole boy doing the best I can. And like Sam and Shania kiss and there’s bottles being pop. The mc of this event is just so fucking slow.

slow. I feel like it was like the last scene in the movies. Like, we need 80 minutes. We’re only at 76. I got this all rightful. Congratulations Cambri [01:13:00] Monroe for your victory. Oh yeah. I just thank my dad and uh, I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for you. And I’m like, yeah, he’s talking about a seed.

Yeah. Steve, this is when the Quaaludes began to take home . Yeah, pretty much. And then I’ve written down, wow, a dozen fans are there to share this moment, right? All 12. There was the one black guy in the back who looked really surprised to be there. I was just trying to go get some chicken. I stumbled into the wrong place.

I I, I have to ask, cause the dozen fans or whatever being in the stands, that’s about the most realistic thing in this movie, right? They’re all like, related to the drivers. They, it’s like a church basketball game where like, either they’re related to somebody playing in the game or they’re just waiting till their games up next.

I thought it was pretty realistic that nobody knew who Shania Twain was. . I mean, as far as like the real life racing. I mean, Dan goes to these actual races in real life. He doesn’t [01:14:00] compete in them, but he, he definitely watches them. And I mean, Dan, you’re always sending us video back. The stands are pretty.

Yeah. I mean, what did I say? There’s always that one guy who’s not related to anybody who’s jerking off on the ground. . Oh, . I think we found ’em. . Well, if you listen to Eddie and Dan’s stories, they always start with my cousin. Like he has like 500 cousins, right? I can never keep track. I’m sure when he’s at the dirt track.

Everybody’s a cousin . Good chance of it. Ok to all of them. There you go. Yes. That was a little bit skewed, but you know, you gotta look at their budget. I mean, look how much they were projected to yield. Maybe 10,000 is what the goal was. They couldn’t afford all the extras to fill this. Oh, no, no. They’re trying to get millions, not thousands of dollars.

Yeah babe. That was, nobody makes a movie for thousands of dollars. and, and, and yet this one is and gets John Travolta in it. Yeah. They wanted earn tens of dollars. . Yeah. Like was this a high school [01:15:00] or freshman college? Like movie Keystone project. I don’t, no, it’s more middle school level. It’s like one of Travolta’s grandkids or something and like, Hey, uh, uh, grandpa John, um, , can you you help me out world credits?

And like the wife or whatever is like hanging out of the window of the car, like waving a flag. Like yeah, yeah, we won. Suck a dick. Bitches. . . I think he’s paraphrasing. The big thing that I took issue with and I told Eric when we were watching, I was like, wait till the end because like, I don’t know why I got under my skin so bad at the scene where Cam and Cindy are outside of the trailer talking.

They wake the baby at the very end at the credits. It’s the baby’s first birthday. And I’m like, the math is not adding up here. You can wake a baby who’s almost a year old, they still sleep. No, what, what he’s leaving out of this is that if you paid really close attention to the racing sequences, as riveting as they were Yeah.

It’s more than a year. Yeah. Cause it goes through several seasons. Yeah, yeah, [01:16:00] yeah. Exactly. Every race was a championship race too. Most important race of the year. I’m like from a perspective, I guess. Well, they were doing S C A and then they were doing B M W club and then they were doing Porsche club. So they were doing EM two.

They had to win all the series, all the championships, double elimination tournament. You saw all those trophies. So this was like actually my fault, like at the party at the end, , it’s not super clear, it’s a baby’s birthday, especially when they blow candles and the baby’s not there. So I’m like, is this some dumb shit where they bought babies for his birthday stuff to celebrate his first major win because that’s some dumb shit I would do.

like just cross out. Congratulations on your first, and then the only thing they have is birthday. That makes so much more sense, doesn’t it? I think we know what we’re doing for Summer Bash next year. ? Yes. So wait a minute. It wasn’t a birthday party after all. Like my, my mind is blown now. Like, I gotta, this is my series.

I mean, we’re skipping to the end, but Who blows out the [01:17:00] candles? What do you mean skipping to the end? We’ve already talked about the plot. We finished the movie. This is the End . I mean others slightly more, but yeah, the, it’s, it’s the wife that actually blows out the candles, not the kids. So it’s like wow, wow, wow.

So the, the race that he won that time was, it wasn’t a champ, it was the one race that wasn’t a championship. That was the Race of Champions. Okay. So maybe it’s his first win at a Race of Champions. So maybe that comes in with that. So, I mean, they’re celebrating something. Hey, there’s always a reason for celebrating being alive, man.

That’s for sure. Celebrating the end of the movie. That’s a good celebration. That’s what it’s, amen. Amen. The credits came on and the party started. Literally No, but did you, did you watch through the credits cuz there was extended scenes? No. What you lie. I’m not lying. There was some more, this is nuts in the Marvel universe.

What the hell are you talking about? ? Yeah. Nick Fury showed up and wanted to know if, uh, John Travolta wanted to come back as, uh, we need you. The, the Punisher nemesis. I don’t, by the way, there is a Punisher logo on the wall during that birthday party thing at the end too. It was like, oh, you slide dog.

[01:18:00] Yeah. Friend of the podcast, Thomas Jane. Woo. I wanna say the baby showed up in the credits because I feel like there was a baby. But y’all are saying there was no baby. Did he just walk into the scene? Yeah. No. No. So the baby’s there when they walk in the door and they’re all like, yeah, yeah. Bouncing the baby.

They’re not shaking the baby. They bet they’re bouncing the baby. Shaking the hell. Yeah. They shake the baby. But then that’s a the candle, the candle cer blowing out. Scene and cake serving. Scene. No baby. Yeah, just adults. They put baby down for an app and then they, oh, baby was holding the camera. Baby was holding the camera.

make yourself useful here. Camera Raider Jr. , Sam Cam. The baby pops out like Mortal Combat. It’s like dusty, dusty, , . It’s birthday. Oh, that was the other thing too, the like, it’s a girl stuffing up there. I’m like, oh, is it like a gender reveal party? Like, oh no, it’s a first birthday party. Did we not know it was a girl bef for the last year?

Look, I’m telling you, you babe, this is because they won the big trophy and they just [01:19:00] pulled out all the decoration theory from the last, yeah, from the last party or whatever and yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause again, this is some dumb shit I would do . Why? Why is the end of this movie so complex? Now? You guys are telling me there was a gender repeal I didn’t pick up on.

No. No. Okay. That probably when N was like, no, no. They’re just celebrating his first win. It’s just, that’s the decorations they had and it. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. I would’ve assumed that the movie like this, all the stereotypes included, that it would’ve been the third generation dark track racer. It’s gonna be another son.

But now you’re telling me it’s a girl. Nobody wants one of them. No. Hasn’t. Wow. I only wanna be worried about one penis. Not all of them. I am. My mind is blown. Now, Dr. Bald did say earlier his mama would’ve raised if his daddy would’ve let her, so maybe the granddaughter will raise. You’re reading this much into the, why is there so much packed into the ending?

Y’all didn’t even wash the credits. All right. Well, what, what happens? What happens then? They’re setting up for trading paint too. Don’t remember. [01:20:00] I, I, I wasn’t brave enough to stick around to see if, you know, they get tied into the Fast and Furious franchise , like Vin Diesel shows up in a parking garage, like, We did good driving out there.

Family. I got, yeah, I thought about saving the world and change your name to Brian. We’re family. You guys are Gary. Gary Cole shows up and he is like, I’m gonna need you to work on Saturday . That’d be great. . I mean, the affect of everybody in this film is on par with office space. That is for sure. But wow, I didn’t know.

I’m now, now you’re gonna make me go back and re-watch this. I need to re-watch the ending apparently, because I have missed so much . Uh, so yeah. So guys, that’s, uh, trading paint. Would you recommend watching it at least three times to get its intricacies? I think you get them all by listening to this podcast.

Yeah. How many ways can I say no? Nine . Which would you rather watch again? Trading Paint or the Charlie Sheen Porsche movie. Charlie Sheen. Porsche movie. I would rather watch paint dry than trading [01:21:00] paint. is the prequel clock primer . There is, it’s pronounced primer and it’s a time travel movie that’s really confusing, but very interesting.

Sounds super confusing. Infinitely more interesting than this movie. So to take an offer him, Steve and Izzy. So the Charlie Sheen Porsche movie with DB Sweeney from the 1980s is known as No Man’s Land. We talked about that on the trivia episode. It was written by Dick Wolf from Law and Order.

Everybody does that when I say that. Well, that’s when is it? What isn’t it When, uh, Dick Wolf’s name comes up? It’s the

Like, that will sound cute. I think Brad, I would watch the No Man’s Land on repeat over watching this again. Oh, just watch. Cutting edge. Yeah. Topic . So Steven Izzy, is this the worst movie you’ve ever watched? No. Fuck no. Oh, no, no, [01:22:00] no, no. Come on. No, no. This is, have you ever heard our podcast? This is not like the worst movie we’ve seen this month.

This is the worst racing movie we’ve seen. Yeah, we watch Trash . But, uh, if, if you wanna a good version of this movie, I mean, I like the movie Driven, even though I know it’s pure trash. It’s directed by Renny Harlan. It’s got Sylvester Stallone Till Feiger. If you want the good version of this movie, you’ve watched Days of Thunderer, thousand percent.

Oh yeah. I mean, you mean Top Gun, top Gun in a Car. You know what? Top Gun doesn’t have that Days of Thunder. Robert Duval. That’s right. Tanya’s number one, Hollywood heartthrob. Robert Duval. I dunno if he’s number one. Yeah. Instead we got Val Kilmer. Tom Scar, uh, Goose momentarily. This movie was much better than any melatonin I’ve ever taken.

so much better. We’re getting a good night’s rest. I gotta tell you, if it wasn’t for the noise of the race scenes, [01:23:00] it’s like the same level. Level, the whole way through it. Cause it’s so monotone and the acting was just horrible. I think it could have been way better if they had better actors or better acting had been done.

Better writing didn’t exist. If it was a better movie, it would’ve been a better movie. This was a better movie. It would’ve been so much better on if there was at least one pair of boobs, should have had at least one pair of boobs. And we brought it down. It doesn’t 2000, there was no Hand grenade, which is Steve’s favorite part of that movie.

He forgets about it. Every time we watch it, it comes up and he giggles like a schoolgirl when it’s amazing. He giggles and goes, God damnit. That was in the movie. Which movie? A Death Race, 2000. David Harry. It’s a ham grenade . So another Stallone racing movie. . Yeah. Another Stallone racing movie. Speaking of movies that are way worse than this one, nobody ever watched Billy Jack.

What ? Who? God. Yeah. Billy Jack is the best Billy Jack movie and they made four of ’em. I know. And they’re all terrible. So we’re gonna have to put a [01:24:00] disclaimer on this episode and apologize to our audience for bringing this gem to their attention. How are we gonna reconcile with our touring fans and what, what are we gonna review the next time you guys think, Ooh, ooh, let’s see.

Racing movies. We got talk about, I mean, we could talk Ford v. Ferrari, cause uh, my mom’s boyfriend. Shelby’s nephew. Ooh, guess what? They’re all, all the Shelbys are assholes. Wait, spoiler.

I’m sure that shocks no one in the car community. Right? . We’ll have our adoring fans will have to wait and find out. We don’t wanna give ’em any spoilers as to what we’re gonna review next. Oh, Tanya’s got something. Do you see the Jackie Chan movie? Well, the Jackie Chan racing one, apparently he’s like in a driver’s suit and holding the helmet.

What? Oh, uh, wait, the Can Cannonball Run, wasn’t he in there? It’s called Thunderbolt May, 1995. Oh yeah. Thunderbolt. Oh yeah. See that mechanic? Jackie Chan has to be the [01:25:00] super criminal street racer and he’s like all suited up in the car. Yeah, I’m down for Thunderbolt or any of those shitty Herbie movies we can call.

I think that we have found our next movie, Thunderbolt. And if we’re gonna do Herbie, we definitely gotta do the one with the Chin, the Lost Herbie movie. You know I’m talking about right. The Bruce Campbell. Yeah. Yeah, the TV movie. I think that’s the same one that it has a friend of the podcast. Dana Gould in it?

Or was he in the Lindsay Lohan one? Never Go. I think he was Alon. I don’t, I don’t remember. He has a small part guys, are you sure you don’t wanna do Racing Stripes? Yep. What are we talking about? What? What kind of movie is that? Because it’s racing horses babe? No, it’s Racing A Zebra and Frankie Munez does the voice

That is definitely not what I was thinking. Car Racing, babe. Thunderball, Jackie Chan. Don’t mess this up, . Okay. Otherwise we’ll get another trading game. Something top Something. Apparently there’s another Travolta racing movie. What’s, there’s another Travolta racing movie. There’s [01:26:00] a it’s, it’s speedboats.

Yeah. Yeah. Speed Kills. Oh yes. It’s horrible. We’ve seen that. That’s a terrible movie. Don’t do it. It’s better than this movie though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There’s least action in it. Look, whenever you add water to racing, it’s better. . Sorry, car Racers. That’s right. You should only have races in the rain. Wait, that’s a movie about a dog.

Anyway, right? The book was better spoiler. Well, listeners, I think we have given you a proper taste of maybe what a normal, everything I learned from movies episode is like Stephen Izzy have really ramped it up this episode. Whew. Obviously we’re reviewing one of their all-time favorite films here, so if you’re interested in learning more about their show, how do they go about finding out more?

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There’s lots of levels. Come and join. Steve? Yes. Where can we find you? As mentioned at E I F movies this month we’re wrapping up Nick August Cage, which is the most wonderful time of the year when we talk about Nicholas Cage movies, and then we’re going into Super Sexy Sing in September. Woo. That’s right, baby.

You like musicals from the eighties. All right, but we’re gonna talk about ’em anyway. It’s gonna be great. . Taste the Apples. Taste the apples grease. Two Voy of the Rock Aliens. A whole bunch of shit coming out. It’s gonna be great. Hey, where can we find you [01:28:00] guys? We are always available online@gtmotorsports.org org G.

That’s GT as in Graham Touring Motorsports with an s.org. We’re on social at Gran Touring Motorsports most everywhere except for Twitter, where we’re GT Motorsports 14. We are also on Patreon, patreon.com/gt Motorsports, and you can search for the show either by Gran Touring or Break Fix on all your favorite pod catchers or music apps, whichever you prefer.

Oh, and on that note, well guys, thank you. Thank you as always. Well, thanks for having us. That was a riot because I think we pulled more value out of that movie than the movie Pulled Value.

I blame Mount Man, Dan for watching it three times and getting all those questions we had. He’s giving it all the views on it. , he is the 31% on Rotten Tomatoes,

But don’t impress me.[01:29:00]

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We’d love to hear from. Hey everybody, crew Chief Eric here. We really hope you enjoyed this episode of Break Fix, and we wanted to remind you that GTM remains a no annual fees organization, and our goal is to continue to bring you quality episodes like this one at no charge. As a loyal listener, please consider subscribing to our Patreon for bonus and behind the scenes content, extra goodies and GTM swag.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00:00 Introducing the Guests and the Movie
  • 00:01:14 Initial Impressions and Movie Setup
  • 00:01:39 Diving into the Movie Review
  • 00:05:11 Movie Production and Cast Discussion
  • 00:07:45 Plot Analysis and Critique
  • 00:22:21 Racing Scenes and Technical Details
  • 00:45:45 Analyzing the Crash Scene
  • 00:47:10 Hospital Drama and Confessions
  • 00:48:17 NASCAR and Drug Testing
  • 00:50:42 The Prodigal Son Hospital Scene
  • 00:51:14 Relationship Dynamics and Confusion
  • 00:54:09 The Final Race and Victory
  • 00:57:42 Post-Race Reflections and Critique
  • 01:20:38 Movie Comparisons and Recommendations
  • 01:26:35 Closing Remarks and Future Plans

Bonus Content

Learn More

Steve and Izzy watch bad movies, drink good beer, funny third thing. Cheers! Learn more about them by catching their podcast “Everything I Learned from Movies (EILFM)” on all your favorite podcast apps. Or follow them on social @eilfmovies. Look forward to more quarterly crossovers with this dynamic duo and the GTM team! 

The Cast: A Who’s Who of “Wait, What?”

  • John Travolta as Sam Monroe, whose southern accent sounds like Michael Scott doing a cowboy impression.
  • Shania Twain as Becca (we think?), a schoolteacher/fishing buddy/girlfriend who lives rent-free in our heads but barely registers in the plot.
  • Michael Madsen as Bob Linsky, the villain with a cowboy hat and a dealership empire.
  • Kevin Dunn as Stumpy, the only character with a backstory—and a missing leg.
  • Barry Corbin as Sheriff Buck Taylor, uncredited but unforgettable in a radio call-in scene that steals the show.

The Plot: If You Can Call It That

  • Cam switches teams. Sam gets mad. Cam’s wife quits her job. Sam punches a guy in a bar. Stumpy offers to drive him home.
  • There’s a flashback to a car accident that may or may not have killed Sam’s wife. Or girlfriend. Or someone.
  • Sam races again in a car that was previously a “turd” but now magically wins races.
  • Cam gets wrecked. Sam saves him. They reconcile in a hospital scene straight out of Driven.
  • Sam sells his Mustang (not Eleanor, but close) to pay for Cam’s recovery and build a new race car.
  • They race again. Cam wins. There’s a birthday party. Or maybe it’s a trophy party. Or a gender reveal. We’re still not sure.

The Commentary: More Entertaining Than the Movie

Steve and Izzy from Everything I Learned From Movies joined us to roast this cinematic tire fire with the kind of energy that only comes from watching it three times (thanks, Mountain Man Dan). Highlights include:

  • Debating whether Shania Twain is real or a grief-induced hallucination.
  • Comparing Travolta’s acting to a robot with Botox.
  • Reimagining NASCAR with baseball bats and beer bongs.
  • Spotting plot holes big enough to drive a dirt track hauler through.
  • Wondering why the baby’s birthday party happens after a year of racing that should’ve aged the kid into kindergarten.

🎬 Final Verdict: Watch the Podcast, Not the Movie

Would we recommend Trading Paint? Only if you’re looking for a sleep aid or a masterclass in how not to make a racing movie. But would we recommend our episode about it? Absolutely. It’s packed with laughs, trivia, and enough snark to fill a pit lane.

Good enough, Mountain Man Dan watched it 3x!

You can find Steve & Izzy at Everything I Learned From Movies and follow their podcast for more cinematic dumpster dives. And for all things motorsports, racing culture, and podcast chaos, visit us at gtmotorsports.org or support us on Patreon.

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Nothing Stock About It: Inside the World of Late Model Racing

Late model racing sits at the heart of American motorsports. Whether it’s dirt or asphalt, oval or road course, the drivers, crews, and fans form a tight-knit community built on grit, horsepower, and shared passion. In this episode of Break/Fix, we dive into the world of late models with Mike Gallagher and Koby Timms – founders of Late Model Mafia, a grassroots movement turned motorsports marketing powerhouse.

Photo courtesy Mike Gallagher & Koby Timms

Mike’s journey started with a midlife crisis and a beat-up 350Z. Koby’s began with a retired Kyle Busch Cup car and a Thunder Roadster. Their paths collided when Mike unknowingly bought Koby’s old chassis and reached out for advice. That phone call sparked a friendship, a racing partnership, and eventually, Late Model Mafia.

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What began as a joke – two guys getting black-flagged at Barber Motorsports Park – quickly evolved into a brand. Fueled by patriotism, camaraderie, and a shared love for high-horsepower chaos, they launched Late Model Mafia with the tagline “Make Racing Great Again.” The red, white, and blue branding reflects their backgrounds in military, law enforcement, and Harley-Davidson culture.

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Synopsis

This episode covers the evolution of ‘Late Model Mafia,’ co-founded by Mike Gallagher and Koby Timms, focusing on late model racing on both asphalt and dirt tracks across the U.S. Mike and Koby share their experiences and insights into the unique aspects of late model stock cars, highlighting their purpose-built chassis and custom components. They discuss the challenges and thrills of racing, including memorable moments of mechanical issues and even a serious fire incident. Additionally, future plans for ‘Late Model Mafia’ include the expansion to ‘Motorsports Mafia,’ new initiatives like pit lane marketing, and the introduction of a mobile simulator rig to engage with fans and racing enthusiasts. The script emphasizes the community and family atmosphere within the sport and the importance of safety in racing.

  • Let’s first start off defining and describing to our audience “what exactly is a late model?” – are those specifically GM products, or does the label apply to all domestic brands, or is it a period in time?
  • The Late Model Mafia origin story – how did all this get started?
  • Taking a “STOCK CAR” (won’t call them NASCAR) and converting it to Road Racing (TA2) what is that process like? What needed to be changed/upgraded/replaced? How different is the setup from oval to road?
  • More about the LMM community, what would a first timer expect to find when they visit latemodelmafia.com? How does one “join the club” so to speak? Are there fees? What services does LMM provide?
  • We noticed that you have something called “the pit lane” on the website, and we noted a previous guest on that list of racers: Annika Carter. Tell us more about the pitlane; what is that all about?
  • How is LMM changing? – evolution to “Motorsports Mafia” what does that mean for the future of LMM?

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Grand Touring Motorsports started as a social group of car enthusiasts, but we’ve expanded into all sorts of motorsports disciplines, and we want to share our stories with you. Years of racing, wrenching, and motorsports experience brings together a top notch collection of knowledge and information through our podcast, Brake Fix.

Crew Chief Eric: Late model racing is at the epicenter of American motorsports. Whether on dirt or asphalt, late model drivers, their crew, and their fans

Mountain Man Dan: are family. And it’s the essence of family that makes the world of late model racing one of the greatest of all time. Late model mafia. And their founders, Mike Gallagher and Koby Thames, join us tonight to share their experiences and help you understand the gathering place they’ve created for all the late model enthusiasts to interact, learn, and simply share their stories, good times with one another.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s right, folks. And joining me tonight is the one, the only Mountain Man band to talk about late models with the boys from Late Model Mafia. So let’s first [00:01:00] start off by defining and describing to our audience. Exactly is a late model. Are those specifically GM products or does that label apply to all domestic brands or is it a period of time?

What the heck is it?

Mike Gallagher: Late models, whether they’re on dirt or they’re on asphalt, whether it’s oval or road course racing, they’re, they’re really in one of a kind. They are purpose built from the chassis up from nose to the tail. Everything’s a tube frame. There’s nothing really that even resembles what a normal street car would look like.

And Kobe, if I’m wrong, they’re one step away from an Arca car or a NASCAR or anything that you would see on TV.

Koby Timms: Nothing’s production. It’s all custom built handmade chassis. They call them stock cars, but they’re so far from stock. It’s the best way to put it. There’s nothing stock about it.

Crew Chief Eric: Does it go back to a certain peer starting with the muscle cars forward, or is it just the way they’re built?

Mike Gallagher: Yeah, it really doesn’t. It’s all about chassis, right? So like on my car, I have a Townsend chassis and Kobe’s car has a Hampty chassis and their purpose built from these two companies and [00:02:00] our cars were designed to run asphalt oval. We took them and turn them into road course cars. Dirt cars that I’m, I’m a little less familiar with, but we have some people, you know, on the team that, that run dirt cars, same thing they have purpose built chassis all the way up the bodies that you see on these cars.

You know, just take NASCAR, for example, you know, you’re looking at the cars. It looks like a Camaro, but there’s nothing Camaro about it. My car is actually a body of a Monte Carlo. But it’s literally just sheet metal and fiberglass. Uh, it comes off in about 20 minutes door costs about 30 bucks. There are no doors.

Actually, you just climb through the window, like a, like a regular stock car and off you go. It depends on what series you’re on. Really? I mean, you can talk about dirt guys or run 602 604s or the super lates where they can pretty much run, run with your broom kind of thing. For Coby and I, we typically stay LS based motors, Chevy’s, which adds to the conundrum of Coby’s car, right?

The 13, which is a Dodge challenger body, Hamke chassis, and an LS based motor. So there you have it. There’s no telling what’s coming around the track until you actually get to the pits, you get to see, you know, under the hood and see what the guy’s actually running. So it’s kind of wild.

Mountain Man Dan: [00:03:00] So you mentioned two chassis builders in your description of them.

Are there other chassis builders out there?

Koby Timms: There’s probably in the southeast along as far as like, you know, asphalt chassis in the Carolinas is where they’re really big in production. There’s probably 25 plus companies out there right now that’s building cars. As far as dirt cars, there’s tons. I mean, it’s everybody’s got their own ideas.

Everybody’s got their own concept. And then there’s a lot of companies that’ll take a modern name brand chassis and they’ll find something they like about it and they’ll tweak it and kind of copy it and produce their own chassis. So there’s not like a one generic company everybody uses. If there’s 25 cars in the field, there may be 25 different chassis.

Crew Chief Eric: But only three really engine types, right? You’re talking about the Ford V8 LS and, uh, Mopar Hemi at that point, right?

Mike Gallagher: And most guys, you know, will run something LS based. They’re just super reliable. They’re dependable. You know, most guys that run late models, especially road courses and, you know, the regular late models on dirt and asphalt oval, they don’t have these million dollar budgets, right?

So they’re looking for the biggest bang for their bucks. So [00:04:00] they’ll go with the CT crate, 604 crate, something along those lines, plenty of horsepower for what we need. I mean, my car is actually getting a new CT 525 put in it right now. I think I weigh the new motor will be about 2,600 pounds and I’m gonna have about seven 50 horsepower.

So weight, the power ratio is gonna be nuts.

Mountain Man Dan: Well, a great thing that I’ve mentioned on numerous articles I’ve written as well as podcasts is I’m a GM guy, and with the GM engine itself, interchangeability is way better than your Ford or your MO power engine because if you go from small block to big block, a lot of stuff can be interchangeable.

Right. That’s a great aspect of GM motors going and stuff.

Koby Timms: The cool thing about GM too, is the 525 and the LS based stuff. It’s, and me and Michael’s had this scenario countless times. You break something stupid, more than likely advanced autos got it. Oh yeah, we’ve been at

Mike Gallagher: Roto Lana and we’ve had to make a dash for advanced auto for an alternator, or just some stupid part that just broke.

Koby Timms: Starters, serpentine belts, power steering belts. It’s hilarious when you get to the parts store, they’re like, [00:05:00] What make and model is it? Michael always has to tell them some stupid shit.

Mike Gallagher: Yeah. I don’t even know what I tell them half the time. I’m like, yeah, it’s uh, not really sure. I’m just kind of winging this here, but it’s a Chevy motor.

No chassis. You’re not, you’re not going to find it in your database, I promise. You know, it’s one of those things.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s a late model

Koby Timms: and they go, uh huh.

Crew Chief Eric: Yep. Got it. Yeah. Okay. What’s that?

Koby Timms: Part short, if you got like a 525 or something like that, a small block. Basically tell them you got something for a 72 Chevrolet truck, if it’s an LS space, about a 99 Corvette, and usually you’ll find something that’ll work.

Crew Chief Eric: So you could basically say that at the heart of late model is GM. And that’s, that’s pretty cool. So it’s neat to see that, I mean, despite the sheet metal on the outside, but we all know that, right? You see the new Camaro NASCAR, and you’re like that, that’s not a Camaro, right? It doesn’t share anything with

Koby Timms: you.

So generic is ridiculous. Literally they’re all now running Everybody, Toyota, Ford, Chevrolet, are all running the same chassis, just different metals. I may be wrong, I want to say the chassis is designed by [00:06:00] McLaren.

Mountain Man Dan: I don’t know if it changed, but there was a rule for a while where they were using the exact same template for the outline had to be the same for the aerodynamics to be the same.

My thing is the original stock car and NASCAR back in the day was off a manufacturer’s lot and you took to the track. It’s not like that.

Mike Gallagher: No, no. These are purpose built race cars. Now there’s nothing that came off any assembly line. These things were built from the ground up basically right there in the shops.

So just like ours.

Crew Chief Eric: And that’s what we’re going to explore here, right? Is there’s more than meets the eye because these things are way more complicated than people realize that there are a lot of fun to your point. I mean, looking at the weight alone, people go, I think weighs 2, 600 pounds. No way. So we’ll get into all that.

Kobe hit on something kind of interesting before he said about the asphalt chassis, all being built in the Carolinas. Are they coming out of Mooresville? Just like a lot of the trucks and the NASCARs and things are as well, or are they built somewhere else?

Koby Timms: There’s a lot up in NASCAR country. Carolina is kind of the epicenter of stock car racing.

Carolina has also come home. A lot of the indie teams, also some of the indie teams have moved operations up there. So I’ve got [00:07:00] buddies that live up around, you know, Charlotte area, Carolina, and that’s, you either work in NASCAR or, you know, somebody that works in the racing industry or something, that’s just, that’s what they do up there

Crew Chief Eric: before we get into the more intricate parts of how these late models work.

Let’s take a step back and talk about the origins of late model mafia, where that came from, how you guys met and everything that goes along with that particular origin story. So who wants to take their first shot?

Mike Gallagher: I’ll take a crack at it. I call Kobe first. I started road racing about three years ago. I had 40 and I was having a midlife crisis and I have a C7 Corvette, my daily street car.

And my wife’s looking at me, like, don’t even think about it. You are not taking that thing to the track. And I was like, all right. So I ended up buying a 350 Z for like three grand, beat the brakes off it, had a ball and just fell in Yeah, we both did. Yeah, I’ll get to that. We broke that car’s back, you know, but we had so much fun.

It was reliable. It was a good time. And then I started going to track days, you know, working around, you know, HP junkie and, you know, working with him and just having fun. And it progressed for me to where [00:08:00] I decided to go ahead and build my first purpose built race car. I found a Thunder Roadster chassis.

They were one of the classes within NASA that was kind of fizzling in fizzling out kind of thing. And I found a chassis with a blown motor, basically a roller needed a lot of work. I was going to do the upgrade, the high boost upgrade and all that. So I bought it for like three grand and I started to take decals off it.

And I noticed that I saw these logos and they said KTR. I’m like, wow, that must’ve been the last owner. You know, I bought it intermediary from another guy. So I started hunting down KTR racing next. I. Somehow got his phone number and I’m like, Hey, you don’t know me, but I think I have your race car.

Remember?

Koby Timms: Yes. I remember. I get this call. I can beat on him now. He’s like my best friends now. So I can, I kind of beat on him a little bit. I get this call from this Jersey boy asking me questions about a race car. And I was like, but he told me he had my old car and you know, was asking questions about it.

I kind of helped point him in the right direction as far as, you know, where he needed to go. As far as, you know, getting that car repaired and back on [00:09:00] track. And then God, I don’t remember. Where did it go from there?

Mike Gallagher: Honestly, man, I called you a couple of times and we just started talking more and more and the next thing you knew, man, we were talking about like, Hey, do you want to go here?

You had already had your comp license with NASA. So then you just started going to me to get my comp license. I ended up getting it in the Thunder Roadster. And then I think it was a barber motorsports park. Like is where late model mafia came to be. We, I brought number, I brought the Z up and we just beat the shit out of that car for like, Right three days straight, we got black flagged like 25 times for smoking and for just doing all kinds of ridiculous shit.

Man, it was bad. It was so fun there. We got video of it, like we’re going by the flag station and they black flag us with our number. It was 0 2 3 and they’re like, and CO was like, what the yelling out the window dude. It’s like a plume of smoke coming outta the back of the car. We had, I don’t even remember what was leaking.

We had something leaking. We had so much fun that weekend. We were sitting around after the Saturday track day and we were just drinking beer and having a good time. You know, Brittany, Kobe’s fiance and my wife, Debbie, we were just sitting around laughing and [00:10:00] goofing and we’re like, Hey, we need it. You know, and Kobe had been egging me on about buying a late model.

He was like, get rid of that Thunder roaster. It’s slow. It’s boring. Trust me. Once you get into a late model, you’ll never come back. And I ended up buying one. Turns out I was hooked and right there that day, we created a late model mafia. We started thinking about names and it was going to be like stock car mafia.

And then we changed the late model mafia. The logo came about within a week. And actually I knew we were LLC and we were up and running.

Koby Timms: Without getting political. That was during 2020.

Mike Gallagher: Oh, it’s a rebel flag and NASCAR.

Koby Timms: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We intentionally use the tagline, make racing great again. Yeah, I saw it on the website and the hats.

Oh yeah, oh yeah. We had a hat, like a throwback hat that actually was red hat like Donald wore and it said, make racing great again.

Mike Gallagher: There was a 45 on the side for my late model number, which, you know, just happens to be his presidency number. So that was kind of funny too.

Koby Timms: We’ve always tried to be really patriotic with everything.

As pro America as we can, because Mike is a vet, I’ve always been involved in it. And I grew up in a [00:11:00] house where you either rode a Harley Davidson or didn’t bring it to the house. So we’d go to the international motorcycle shows and stuff, and I’d see the Buell bikes, and they were American Buell street bikes.

My dad always would tell me, if you’re going to have one of those damn crotch rockets, it’s going to have to be a Buell. To continue on our patriotic theme of a business of our bloods in my house,

Mike Gallagher: military Coast Guard for five years, police officer for 10 years. Yeah. I mean, it’s, it’s red, white and blue.

You know what I mean? It’s, it’s kind of, we started out with, you know, American racing and then did the whole make race a great again thing and just kind of segwayed it back, you know, and just keeping the red, white and blue themes. Nothing’s more American in my eyes than a late model stock car. I mean, they’re just, it’s America, you know, it’s America’s race car in my book,

Koby Timms: growing up, it had to be a V eight or a V twin.

That’s the way I always looked at it.

Mike Gallagher: It’s American as hell, man. I mean, it gets no more American man, big high horsepower cars and just big boxes, you know what I mean? Ripping around track. You know, honestly, we started it as like, kind of like a joke, Hey, you know, like we’re late model mafia and we were teammates.

[00:12:00] We knew that we were going to run together and NASA, you know, we had a bunch of other teams out there like big dog racing and team Tracy motor sports and Anika’s racing and all these people that had pit crews, you know, or somewhat of a pit crew and teams, they have multiple cars on track at the same time and we’re better than a team up with another late model.

We get side by side on a road course, we’re 15 feet wide, good luck passing us. You know what I mean? So. Yeah, we ended up, it just started out as a joke, you know, and we were just laughing and clowning and kind of playing the whole NASCAR BS that was going on. And next thing you know, we’re doing business and we’re in business.

Koby Timms: My background, I got into road racing in 2018, well, actually about 16, I guess we bought an old retired cowbush cup car and we were taking it, running track days with it. And I think about every track day group that we went to, it asked us not to come back because it was just ridiculous. It turns out it had some issues.

We sold it off. I got a Thunder Roadster. I ran it for probably three quarters of a season. And the guy that’s over the Thunder Roadster program told me, he’s like, the motor you’re running is the old [00:13:00] Yamaha. It’s kind of previous make of engine they use. He said, you need to get the Habusa. I was on the line of deciding whether or not I wanted to invest in the Habusa because to upgrade one of these cars from Yamaha to Habusa was like 15 grand.

And I was like, how? Ask me how I know. I was like, Jesus, you could go buy a fricking brand new booster for that. I mean, why the hell is this much money I got on Facebook marketplace and actually found the late model that I, I have it. It was a guy actually down in Savannah and down around Michael’s area that had it.

And so we ended up wheeling and dealing and. I traded him a roller Thunder Roadster for a light model turnkey, which I still don’t know why he did it, but hey, that’s on him. The car got and Michael ends up finding out who KTR is and welcome to the shit show.

Crew Chief Eric: So as an organization, as a business, what are you guys selling?

What are your services? What are you providing?

Mike Gallagher: So the biggest thing that we just started and it’s actually really starting to gain traction is on our website. If you go to lightmodelmafia. [00:14:00] com and to the page pit lane, We’re actually doing marketing for race teams now for young up and coming race teams, where they get their own website under late model mafia.

They have their own webpage, their schedules out and they have merchandise that’s available to people that follow them, their fans, you know, video of them. If they have YouTube accounts and all that sort of stuff, we can kind of custom tailor, whatever their outfit is, you know, according to their race team, the size of the scope.

I think we’ve got seven or eight teams now and it’s only been up for a couple of months ago. Oh my God. Yeah. It’s a very nominal fee, you know, on their side and depending on what contract is signed with late model mafia, it depends is kind of dependent on profit proceeds that go back to the team. So basically, you know, they pay the upfront costs for the website development, marketing, and all that kind of stuff.

Any sale they make on late model mafia of all their merchandise goes straight to them. So the profits all go back to the team and eventually help fund their team.

Mountain Man Dan: For the teams that you help are most of those the road course guys, or do you guys have

Mike Gallagher: well, yeah, so right now I can kind of break them down real quick.

We’ve got, um, Kobe and I are up there obviously team Tracy Motorsport. [00:15:00] She’s, uh, running NASA. She’s a two time TT champion, and she just changed over to wheel to wheel. And she is one bad ass driver. I play hell keeping up with her. She’s Awesome driver, Anika Carter with Anika’s racing. She’s another great one.

She typically runs Spec Miata. She also has a ST car with NASA

Crew Chief Eric: and she’s been on the show before. So that was part of the cross. I

Mike Gallagher: thought you guys knew that. Yeah. Rita Marie racing. She’s an up and comer. She’s trying to work her way into the Arca series. God bless her. We hope she makes it. We know how tough that can be.

She’s pretty new and she’s developing a car right now to hopefully get her there. And then we’ve got some Oval guys, number 22, Joshua Batch. He’s actually out of Savannah, Georgia, runs a lot in Cordele and up in Dillon, short track Oval with a pure stock, my stepson, Zachary Christian racing, number 69, just made his debut up at Chris motorsports park.

He went out for his first outing and his brand new legend that we just put him in. So he’s having a hell of a time. And then we’ve got a champ team that’s being developed right now, which is FAFO motorsports. Cause why not? I mean. It’s kind of very fitting. [00:16:00] It’s more or less a bunch of late model drivers, and that’s kind of their mantra is basically if you don’t move, I’m just going to run you over kind of thing.

So, so they all decided let’s call it motorsports. So there we are. A couple others that are looking into it right now, and like I said, it’s a great product. I definitely urge anybody that’s looking to, you know, get merchandise out there and get their name out there a little more. It’s literally no must, no fuss.

You tell late model mafia what you want. We build it. We put it out there for you guys, share the heck out of it. Make your sales, make your profits, help fund your addiction of racing, you know, or even trapeze, whatever you’re into.

Mountain Man Dan: Most of the teams you’ve mentioned are all in the Southeast right now. Are you guys planning to expand to Northeast, even out West and everything?

Yeah, we are.

Mike Gallagher: Absolutely. We’re fully capable of handling the entire country. So it’s one of those things that if somebody comes on the website and they, they’re interested, there is a place where they can shoot me their information and I’ll get in contact with them and then hopefully 24 hours and see how it can help.

Crew Chief Eric: I like the fact that it’s not strictly locked into just late models. I mean, you got some spec me on us and other stuff in there as well. So do you see yourselves also supporting the folks that are doing e sports? Because [00:17:00] we know a lot of guys that are, you know, I racing became really, really popular a couple of years ago.

And there’s folks that are running virtual late models out there and they got teams and they got swag and they need sponsorship. Is that another avenue to pursue as well? Yeah.

Mike Gallagher: Absolutely. I actually ran ERA last year and had a ball with it. It’s a lot of fun and honestly, it’s great practice. You know, it’s one of those things where if I wreck my car, I just hit reset and keep going on like my real car that probably cost me 40 grand to fix.

iRacing is blowing up. We’ve got some big plans for that here in the near future. We’d love to come back on and tell you guys about more once we have a little more developed. Yeah, we’d be happy to take on iRacers. Is anybody looking for

Crew Chief Eric: Sponsorship and marketing basically, right?

Mike Gallagher: Yeah, anybody looking for sponsorship and marketing in the motorsports arena, drag racing, it doesn’t matter.

If it’s got a motor and four wheels, or even two, and you want to go fast and you need some marketing, we’re here to help you.

Crew Chief Eric: So how does one go about joining Late Model Mafia?

Mike Gallagher: Are there upfront fees? So it’s all contractual without getting too deep into it on here. Basically it’s how much you buy in is how much you get back, right?

So if you elect to do the, you know, to pay the full price upfront, which is very nominal, [00:18:00] it’s very small. Like I said, Kobe and I are here to make millions. This is part of our passion. This is what we love to do. And if we can help other people. Great. You know, it’s very small and it’s really just to help pay for the expenses of the website, putting marketing ads out there, if they pay in a hundred percent, they get a hundred percent of their profit back.

They already have a small fan base or even just family and friends that are buying stuff. Even if they purchase from their own website, they get their profits straight back. It’s kind of a win win. I’d kind of factored out the other day on the profit margins based, you know, around the merchandise sales.

And we don’t just do t shirts. We do hats, t shirts, mugs, banners, flags, you name it. We can do it. Hoodies. Pants, shoes. I mean, whatever you can dream, socks, we can get them. You want socks, we have bathing suits. I mean, whatever you want, you know, whatever your crowds into, we can make it happen. It doesn’t take much if you were to, you know, to throw in the full top dollar amount and you have a pretty popular base already, you’ll make that money back and probably the first month or two.

Like I said, we’re doing this so that we can help people get their names out there, hopefully help advance their careers in motor sports and just. Help them do what they [00:19:00] love, you know, because Kobe and I, we know the one thing about a late model, when you ask what the definition is, the first part of definition is goes fast, breaks a lot.

We know exactly how bad it sucks to blow a motor and be out 15, 000 to get this thing fixed, get it back on track to finish the season. It’s helped us. I mean, coming, I have both made sales just off our own website, you know, and it’s, it’s put one in our pockets and, you know, it’s cool to walk down the street or at a racetrack that you’re, you know, your hometown or whatever.

And there goes a guy, you know, walking down the street in your shirt and you’re like, yeah, that’s cool. You know what I mean? And you don’t have to be a NASCAR driver, you know, to get that kind of exposure.

Koby Timms: What I really like about this program is. This is my 20th year racing. I started in 2002 in dirt show carts.

I wish that we would have had this program back then. It would have helped a lot marketing and everything. But I mean, we got to figure 20 years ago, we didn’t know what social media was and social media is everything now. It seems like when it comes to motor sports and Michael has helped me a lot as far as the marketing and, you know, social media stuff, that’s, you know, if you don’t really know a lot about it, you can get [00:20:00] yourself in trouble with it.

If you don’t know how to properly use it.

Mike Gallagher: Social media is funny, right? It’s one of those things where it’s a blessing and a curse because everyone’s on social media. So how do you get yourself to the top? Thankfully, I have a brainiac of a wife who knows how to maximize SEOs and do all that sort of thing.

So the first thing you see when you type in Michael Gallagher, It’s going to pop up and it’s just a matter of how do you do that? How do you formulate that and get yourself to the top of that Google search? It’s invaluable. You know, some people would never even know that my team exists, but they happen to look up racing and somewhere in the Southeast.

And boom, one of the first to pop up.

Mountain Man Dan: So thus far, all of your, I guess, client base and people that have joined up, has it all been like word of mouth? I think you’ve been working out at this

Mike Gallagher: point, the SEO, we were getting quite a bit of traffic on the website. I just don’t think that we have quite the marketing strategy that we need yet.

We’re still developing it. Quite frankly, it’s interesting because we really expected more late models, especially dirt late models. Cause those guys are in desperate need of sponsorship that they would have popped up, but we’re seeing more road course cars outside of the late model scope. We’re seeing Corvettes.

We’re seeing Miatas. [00:21:00] We’re seeing legend oval cars. We’re seeing pure stocks.

Koby Timms: It’s went a lot further into motorsports than I thought it would as quickly as it has. I thought we would pick up, you know, late models, you road racing and stuff, but there’s a lot coming.

Crew Chief Eric: For those folks that are looking to work with late model mafia for their sponsorship and getting their brand out there and building their base and all that.

Are there any restrictions or obligations that they should be aware of, or is it pretty much open to anybody That’s currently racing right now.

Mike Gallagher: It’s open to anybody that’s currently racing right now. The more the merrier we want as many people to get that exposure as they possibly can. You know, the only thing that we ask is, you know, we try to keep it as PG as possible.

A lot of people will come to me. Hey, can you make this shirt? I’m like, yeah, that’s great. But that’s not what our brand’s all about. We’re not trying to stir the pot. Yeah. It’s funny. You know, we joke around, make racing great again and all that, but we’re not going to that level. Keep it professional, have fun with it.

That’s the biggest part. You know what I mean? If you want a goofy design, we can certainly do that. Or you want something wild, it’ll catch somebody’s eye. Sure. We really [00:22:00] don’t want to dive too deep in the politics or we won’t, you know, don’t want to get into any kind of offensive behavior and it’s racing.

And so bring people together to have fun.

Crew Chief Eric: You’re building a community. Absolutely.

Mike Gallagher: And I will say this too, that, you know, out of the teams that we have so far, and there’s multiple disciplines that between team Tracy and I, you know, it’s, it’s funny, Coby and I always, you know, we, we race against Tracy, I mean, and she’s probably one of the biggest threats on the racetrack to us.

And she always called herself, she’s the honorary mafia member because she said, I don’t ride, I don’t drive a light model, but I’m like, you’re in, don’t worry. You’re good. Everybody’s, you know what I mean? Like you’re part of the mafia, man. It’s that’s what it’s supposed to be. It’s a, it’s a big group of people that, you know, I mean, look, I’m 43 years old.

I’m not making it to NASCAR. Let’s just get one thing straight. I’m like. Only because everybody else crashed, but it is what it is, but I’m not here to have fun.

Crew Chief Eric: I’m going to blow your mind. Andy Pilgrim got his pro seat with GM when he was 40 years old. So think about that. There’s still time, right?

Mike Gallagher: I got three years.

I got three years on, but I’ll give it a shot. But I’m saying? It’s one of those things where it’s like, we just want people to come on here, [00:23:00] have fun. Even if they don’t want to really publicize themselves that much, it gives them an opportunity to build like t shirts they can wear to the track while they’re racing or even just track day people.

It doesn’t have, you don’t have to race. This could be if you’re a track day enthusiast and you’re all over, you know, the United States, or even if you just have one track that you call home, like roadbling for me and road Atlanta for Kobe, it’s cool just to have your t shirt and your number on your back.

You know what I mean? Walking around and kind of like, you know, matching your car and kind of getting that swagger going, you know, Kobe will tell you. I mean, we, I mean, there it is. Boom. MGR sit on top of my hat. Kobe’s got KTR gear. People identify you with your car and like, Oh shit, you’re the guy driving 45, right?

Yeah. How about rec field? Not so good. You know what I mean? But why are you laughing? Kobe?

Crew Chief Eric: I get it. It’s more of a lifestyle, right? And that’s part of the racing culture that sometimes is forgotten. People go to track days that they go maybe once or twice. They don’t find their niche and they go home and they never come back.

Right. And they’re like, well, racing really wasn’t for me. Like you guys. I grew up in racing long time ago. And so, you know, I ran around the paddock with other kids. We all grew up [00:24:00] together. It was always a family environment. You know, there were rivalries, there was this, there was that. But at the end of the day, you’re all laughing, goofing off, having a good time for the love of racing, right?

For the love of driving.

Mike Gallagher: Whether it’s a track day or a full blown race at NASA or SCC or whatever, you know, whatever league you’re affiliated with. I mean, end of the day, no matter if we wreck into each other, as long as everybody gets up and walks away, man, we’re cracking beers and having a good time.

Koby Timms: Absolutely. That’s what we’re here

Mike Gallagher: to do.

Koby Timms: I mean, I’ve had a rubber mallet beating dance out of Michael’s car, so it don’t matter.

Crew Chief Eric: You know, that’s probably a great segue for us to switch gears and talk about what it’s like to maintain, operate and run one of these late models on an asphalt course, right?

We did some previous dirt track and oval type of stuff on this show, but now we’re kind of bridging the gap and coming back to the track world with these cars. What’s it like taking a quote unquote stock car? We won’t call them NASCARs and converting them to racing for road racing, like TA2 cars. What’s that process like?

What’s involved?

Koby Timms: Well, it depends on how serious you want to be with it. Honestly, you’ll see a lot of guys [00:25:00] come to track days and stuff that’ll find the old cup car or something like that for sale up in Carolina, and they’ll throw a crate motor in it and bring it to the track. And then they’re like, Well this thing won’t turn right for shit.

I wonder why. I guess you’re talking about as far as converting an asphalt over car. You gotta get a hold of somebody that either knows what they’re doing or knows somebody knows what they’re doing. You’ve got to get that chassis straight up. Some of the problems that I’ve seen people that, you know, bring stock cars road racing, you’ve got to get it neutral.

You’ve got to get it straight up. You’ve got to get chassis geometry right and everything. When you’re going to turn one at road Atlanta at 120 plus miles an hour. You got to turn right uphill, not left, it can bite you.

Mountain Man Dan: And you mentioned geometry, that’s a huge thing because my familiar late models is all dirt track up this way.

I don’t think I’ve yet to see a late model on asphalt up here. With the dirt track though, they purposely have their rears set at an angle for when they’re going into turns so they can get out and slide around. And the way it’s set up, it would be a nightmare on a road course. I can imagine there’s a lot of math and everything goes into that.[00:26:00]

As well as just trying to figure out how it was set up previously for the other discipline.

Koby Timms: You’re talking about dirt racing. I actually come from dirt. So I’m familiar with dirt cars and, you know, that geometry and stuff. And you’re right, you know, you, you kind of preload a dirt car to where your rear end will offset in the corner.

Our cars are, you got to keep them straight up. And we have figured out, you know, depending on where you go, you might play with stagger. Let’s say you got a road, there’s what, more rights than there are lefts down there?

Mike Gallagher: Seven rights and two lefts, right?

Koby Timms: Yeah, you kind of, you know, make the car a little more to the right, give up a little bit on the lefts if you have to.

Just, you know, getting the car set up pretty neutral is the main part.

Crew Chief Eric: What are the suspension differences or even the brakes? Because like, if you’re on an oval track, you don’t Really use the brakes all that much. So how do you gear up a car for now, let’s say a road Atlanta, that is a very technical track where you have heavy breaking zones and loaded up corners and things like that.

So what components are you swapping out? If you buy, let’s say something off a racing junk tomorrow and think you’re going to go to the [00:27:00] track.

Koby Timms: We’re pretty much using standard light model brakes because we’re still 26, Short tracks, they do pound on the brakes pretty hard. Probably one of the biggest consumables in these cars is brake pads and using the correct brake pads.

The fluid helps. And fluid. Yes. We use Castro react, which I want to say in the COVID trap got up to like 120 a bottle or something.

Mike Gallagher: But let me tell you, I painted my brakes coming down at a 10 a road Atlanta last time about 155, 160 miles an hour, went to pump and brakes and downshift and do everything I could to stop that car that day.

I rolled out and got. Castrol react and never had that issue since,

Crew Chief Eric: yeah, for those of us that are familiar, we call it SRF in our

Koby Timms: paddock. So

Mike Gallagher: yeah,

Koby Timms: I’ve seen people do that before, you know, bottle stock cars and stuff. And they’ll just grab off the shelf, break fluid, DLT, throw in it, edible. You can forget it.

But like you were saying, as far as going from oval to road course, probably one of the main things is getting air to the brakes. You got to keep the brakes cool. You got to get the brake bias set up, right. Using [00:28:00] good pads, using good fluid. Well, most of them not using the brakes unless you have to.

Crew Chief Eric: So what about the suspension itself?

Like on an oval track, I would say, yes, there’s suspension, but it’s pretty static in a certain way, right? You’re going to set it up for the banking and the degrees and all that. But on a road course where you have all sorts of undulation and modulation, especially if you’re on a natural terrain track, like road Atlanta,

Mike Gallagher: you

Crew Chief Eric: are you using multi reservoir, you know, six way Ohlins and.

Coney’s like Bilstein’s. What are you using? Cause we’re used to that on production based vehicles. What do you go to from a stock car to then turn it into a road course car?

Koby Timms: We’re still using the same shocks that you typically use in a light model, just different spring rates and the way they’re set up and the weather.

Geometry

Mike Gallagher: is a big point.

Koby Timms: Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: You know, you’re talking about straightening the car up. Are you actually tweaking the two frame itself and straightening it up? Or is it just a matter of getting all of the components basically square?

Koby Timms: It’s basically, you know, just as far as geometry and setup and everything, getting it straight up.

I’m not going to go [00:29:00] blow a hundred thousand dollars on a new stock card for a track day, you know, NASA racing or something like that. If you had the money to go buy a new chassis, and you could buy a front clip that was straight up, you would be ahead of the game. Majority of people don’t have millions to blow.

The Hampty car we’ve got, we just straightened it up as much as we could. I got with Jimmy Garman, which is one of the biggest late model gurus in the Southeast. He’s worked with many of the guys that’s in the cup series field today. Yeah, I took the car to him. You know, he helped me get it straightened up, get everything right.

Mike Gallagher: Hey, if Hendrick wants to throw two cars at us, we’re here. Mafia dot com will take two time attack cars,

Koby Timms: two track attack cars, 16 in a seat. Those cars

Mike Gallagher: are undeniably amazing. You know what they produce for the money of any, you know, they’re expensive, but for what you’re getting for that money is unbelievable.

Koby Timms: Got a buddy that’s got one setting in his shop right now. I won’t name drop because I’m not supposed to. It is ridiculous, you know, the way those track attack cars are built and it’s literally one of his son’s cars. That’s all I’m going to say.

Crew Chief Eric: So if I read between the lines on this, it [00:30:00] sounds like with the setup, you could easily go, let’s say you’re a Pocono, you could be running the tricky triangle and then be running the double infield and go back and forth on setup.

Without really having to change any components. So the question is how long does that take? Or is it all, Hey, I’ve got a pre prescribed for this track, move it to this position, lock it in and go about your business.

Mike Gallagher: It’s all measurements, really fine tune

Koby Timms: everything and just adjusting everything out. If you had the right people in the right stuff, couple hours, you could be good to go.

I saw me, I’ve

Mike Gallagher: gone from Jericho four speeds in our car. That’s another big difference between short track oval versus what we do. We obviously need a little more gear than what those guys have got. Most of these cars are converted over at Jericho four speeds, winners, quick change, rears or tigers, you know, something along those lines where we can swap gears out quickly for whatever track we’re running.

Crew Chief Eric: Let’s talk about maybe some of the advantages of these cars on a road course and maybe some of the bigger drawbacks, right? They seem really appealing, like who doesn’t wanna go drive, quote, unquote, a stock car on a road course, but there’s gotta be pluses and minuses [00:31:00] to it. So what have you guys learned over the years?

You know, some of the things you just put up with and tolerate and other things that are just freaking awesome and that’s why you love ’em.

Koby Timms: You have to learn to tolerate stuff’s going to break. I don’t think we’ve ever had a perfect weekend. You’re going to rent on it. We don’t have a spec Miata or something like that.

There’s going to come some point between two cars that we’re going to have to turn wrenches on something. It’s mostly preparation. If you’re willing to spend the money and keep good break paths under the car and you know, just keep the fluids changed out and everything, you really shouldn’t have a lot of trouble.

To Kirby’s point, the biggest thing is like.

Mike Gallagher: I had a three to three stroker in my car. It was a built motor and it lasted me, you know, it was new to me that they had one season on it, what Cobes eight races. And I, it was a built motor tolerances are much closer. I had to run one 10 because you know, it was, everything was higher dollar, more of this, more of that.

So that motor finally went, I said, you know what, we’re not doing this again. I’m just going to go to a CT 525 GM performance crate motor. And I know it’s going to be reliable. Keep the oil in it and make sure it’s good. You know what I mean? Check fluids. [00:32:00] Motor run strong, maybe two seasons or so. I got to do a refresh and I’m good.

And Kobe’s right. I mean, whether it’s the transmission or the brakes or something, something’s going to go wrong on that car. Just have parts be ready, you know, or make sure there’s an advanced auto close by, because like Kobe said earlier, most of the parts we need are pretty generic. When you go to these LS based motors,

Koby Timms: I always try to keep, you know, a spare set of brake pads, hubs or something like that around, but there’s majority of the stuff can be purchased.

Like I said. We can make a repair at the track out of your local park store, typically, unless you’re in the wall and, you know, on rollback, typically we can repair trackside

Mike Gallagher: after running these things for a couple of years. You know, we’ve got who’s at Magnus, you know, they help us with all of our transmission issues.

If we ever greater transmission, we send it off to them. They totally rebuild it. The cost will be as crazy as you want it to be. Right. If you want 850 horsepower and some wound out motor, then yeah, you’re going to pay for it if you want some NASCAR style cup style motor, you’re going to pay and you’re going to rebuild it every two weekends or whatever it takes, honestly, reliability over a couple extra horsepower wins every day in my [00:33:00] book.

You know, I think Coby and I have both learned that very valuable lesson coming from built motors over to something more reliable. They’re just tricky cars. You know what I mean? They’re very basic cars. I mean, it’s really just. Horsepower meets ground and go. But when you’re asking a car to do that for as long as we do it, the speeds we do, shit’s going to break, you know, so you just gotta be ready for it.

Mountain Man Dan: You hinted on earlier, speaking like a spec Miata, people know spec Miata has regulations, what can and can’t be done to the car for late models. Is there anything like that? Or is it a free for all how you want to set your own car up? And run it like that. Cause you mentioned going from the three,

Koby Timms: uh, in NASA competition, we fall under super unlimited run.

What’s your brung? And like, hell you brought enough. We’ve actually ran into that situation a few times. We might unload and be the freaking fastest thing there. But then again, we had another buddy, Brian Tyler, that he’s a freaking sprint car legend from the Midwest. He showed up with a, uh, yeah, lightning crown sprint car and took it road racing.

Holy shit. How’s that going to work? But it is.

Mike Gallagher: [00:34:00] Yeah, he was flying and you know, the difference is there too, when you talk about road racing is we do a lot of interclass racing. So we’ll have super unlimited, super touring one through five. We’ll have Specky 46. There’s a bunch Thunder roasters, Thunder roaster extreme.

You know, you’ve got a bunch of different styles of cars out there. You have radicals out there. I mean, there’s some open wheelers out there from time to time, you know, formula style cars. I think the biggest allure to me with late models is just the horsepower sound. I mean, when you hit that throttle, your ass is gone.

See you later. You know what I mean? It’s, We’re hell coming down a straightaway or a big sweeper, but it’s a mechanical grip car, so when we start getting into those tighter turns, we’ve really got to focus and we’ve really got to drive the car where these other guys running radicals or, you know, these high downforce cars, they can’t keep up with them straightaways, but they’re going to equalize when it comes time for the tight turns because they’re just point shoot, right?

They’re not worried about, you know, horsepower blown off the back end. That downforce is holding the track and we’re gone. We got to make up our time where we can, and they’re going to make up the time where. Where they can, and hopefully we’re going to get to the finish line ahead of them, or they might [00:35:00] beat us right

Koby Timms: there.

That’s a point as far as bringing stock cars or late models into road race road racing, always kind of been looked at as the gentlemen’s sport, I guess you would say not much beating and banging going on there. We’ve knocked the hell out of each other. I’ve had my bumper on his bumper, straightaway at Roebling at 160 mile an hour.

It’s got to trust your buddies, whatever. But that’s one of the cool things about these cars is you can beat and bang on them and, you know, rough them up pretty good. And you’re not worried about wrecking your Corvette or your Ferrari or radical or whatever. Like you said earlier, a door panels, you know, anywhere from 30 to 50 bucks, you could put a whole new front bumper on for what a

Mike Gallagher: hundred maybe.

Kobe’s point, you know, you listen to like these radical drivers or Corvette drivers, they get so antsy when we’re around them because they know we just don’t care we’re in a race car. Neither do the Miata

Crew Chief Eric: guys. So just,

Mike Gallagher: yeah, exactly. Right. They’re like, they’re like the spec Miata were like the thunder version of the spec Miata’s and lightning for, for NASA.

Right. I mean, we just, it’s a giant piece of sheet metal and you can literally go to AR bodies or five [00:36:00] star bodies and buy another door panel for 50 bucks. You know what I mean? So

Koby Timms: as far as us going into road racing that we kind of had to chill out, I guess you would say maybe, cause we’re typical stock cars, we’re going to beat and bang on each other.

And then we had a lot of people in NASA that would get butthurt like, Oh my God, they leaned on me in the corner. Who cares? I mean, you give me a rubber mallet and a four before block, we’ll straighten the door back out. Didn’t Cole trickle say rubbing his race?

Mike Gallagher: That’s right. And now I know why he said it because he was driving a car similar to ours.

You know, other people may not, may not agree with us. Right. I mean, look, I ended a day, like Kobe said that the front bumper on my car for both pieces is like 200 bucks, you know, and if I rip it off, so be it. I’ve got friends local here at Southern Knights Racing. He bends his own sheet metal. I mean, he can build you a body for a dirt late model, my late, whatever you want.

He can have it to me like next day. That’s one very big advantage of a late model over a production car. That’s out there. Road racing is if you make a mistake, it’s not the end of the world. It’s just a piece of metal. You know, it’s not a 6, 000 door on your Corvette or, uh, you know, a whole [00:37:00] front bumper on a, God knows what, on a BMW.

You’re not as scared to maybe try that corner a little faster next time because you know, you’re in a really safe cage and your body is pretty expendable.

Mountain Man Dan: It’s really beneficial that a lot of the panels are fairly flat on those cars as well, compared to some of your production cars where it’s got all these weird curves bent to it.

That’s well, thanks to Kobe.

Mike Gallagher: My whole right side is no longer flat.

Mountain Man Dan: It’s more wavy.

Mike Gallagher: I lean on you lean on me like

Mountain Man Dan: it’s waiting in the wind.

Mike Gallagher: It kind of does this now as you look down the side of it because Kobe decided to lean on me and turn one at road.

Koby Timms: Okay, hang on. It’s his wife’s fault. Why is it her fault?

Because when she put the knee wrap on his car, she told me on the grill, she said, if you scratch his car, I’ll kill you. I forgot about

Mike Gallagher: that.

Koby Timms: And

Mike Gallagher: I came back in with a tire with a donut on the side of my car, right on my five. I was like, that’s great.

Crew Chief Eric: So, Mike, I wanna ask you this question. You said it earlier, and I, I know, I know that even though your wife said you couldn’t take the Corvette on track, I’m [00:38:00] sure you’ve turned a couple laps in it.

So when you compare your Corvette to your late model, what do you think about the differences? Right, because the Corvette’s fast, it’s light, it’s all very modern and computerized and all that. Yeah. But how do they differ and how do they compare? And obviously you love your late model, but if you had to do it all over again, was walking away from the Corvette, still the right choice.

Mike Gallagher: Yes, absolutely. It’s two totally different worlds. Best way to say it, I think, is a late model is just raw power that you have to control. There’s no assist. It’s not like you’re on iRacing, you turn on all the assists and you pray for the best at the turn, right? I mean, it’s you and the car. That’s it. You don’t have traction control.

You don’t have ABS. You got none of that crap. You mess up, it’s on you. With my Corvette, if I get a little wonky, the traction control kicks in and kind of straightens me up a little bit, keeps me out of trouble a little more. I’ve learned how to drive a car so much better, even with my Thunder Roadster, and now this late model, than I think I ever could in a car with all those assists.

It’s night and day difference. You’ll see us in there, you know, like on the cameras and we’re just saw on the wall, trying to keep that car straight [00:39:00] and stay in the throttle, coming through a turn where my Corvette’s more smooth. You know, I don’t have to worry about it. Cause I know that slip and that trash control is going to kick in.

If something goes wrong, you know what I mean? It’s like, all right, I got this. I got this. The car will tell me when it’s enough. The late model is going to tell you when you’re backwards staring at the rest of the field going.

Crew Chief Eric: Backwards in the woods at Roebling. Yeah.

Mike Gallagher: Backwards in the woods. And we’ve done, we’ve been there a couple of times.

Crew Chief Eric: So are there any tracks where you kind of regret having a late model and you wish you were in the Corvette instead?

Mike Gallagher: Um, no, honestly, to each their own, right. It’s what I love to drive the Corvette at each one of those tracks too, just for the experience. Absolutely. But I think I’d take my late model over the Corvette any day.

It’s the sound, the horsepower, like I can’t wait to get Daytona this year for hopefully, you know, I get the car back, I cannot wait to put that late model It’s like, you know, with the Corvette, it’s just very street feel with a late model stock car. If you’re in a race car and there is no getting around it, I think Anika did a thing on track shaker and where she drove my car.

And I think one of the things she said is, you know, it’s like a race car. She said, I’ve driven, I’ve driven a C7 Corvette on track [00:40:00] and I’ve never been in a late model. And she said, the one thing about race cars, they always feel like they kind of want to kill you. Hey, that’s true because the car is just a beast.

Just, it wants to go. You hit that skinny pedal and it’s gone. It’s up to you to maintain control of it. And it’s just, it’s a wild ride. You come out of turn nine at Roebling or coming down out of turn seven at Road Atlanta and you just drop the hammer on that thing, man. Just go ripping through the gears.

The next thing you know, you’re doing 165, 170, 175. You feel like you’re doing four miles an hour because the car is so big, but you’re just blasting past people on the straightaway. And you’re like, oh, you’re slow. And then you realize you got to turn And here come all those damn High downforce cars off your butt because you’re like, ah, you know, like trying to everything you can to make that turn.

And they’re just pointing and shooting. You just got to know where you can give up time and make it back up. No, I don’t, I don’t think I could ever say that I would take the Corvette over. I mean, I love the Corvette. Don’t get me wrong, but yeah, the late model is just a beast of its own.

Mountain Man Dan: You mentioned earlier, the fact that getting into the late model and they’ve dented the door or something like that, it’s not as bad as doing the Corvette.

Do you think that inflated confidence helps with [00:41:00] the want to be in the late model? Because Like I did a lot of motocross when I was younger. So going from motocross, you know, on a bike to being inside a car, my confidence is way higher than it would be.

Mike Gallagher: Yeah. So a funny story when I was still just doing track days, I went out with, it was either just tracking or max speed track days here at Roebling.

I was still in my Z. It’s a cool car. It’s fun, but it was such a shit box. And it still is, you know, we’re totally redeveloping the car for champ car. Like the motor’s got to come out. Everything’s getting redone. But I was out there and I had been out on the track probably for like six, eight months. And I, I know, remember like the back of my hand, I mean, it’s 10 minutes from my house and I’m out there beating the C7 Corvettes and these guys came in, two of these vets came in and I’m passing them left and right.

And then they’re like, they came over and they’re like, dude, what do you have in that thing? I’m like, what do you mean? They’re like, you’re passing this, like in the turns everywhere. And I’m like, dude, it’s stock. I popped the hood, dude. It’s a 200, 000 mile VQ35D. You know what I mean? There’s nothing special, dude, the suspension, every time you turn it, pop and crack, like.

It was a 3, 000 shit box, but I had so much [00:42:00] fun because I didn’t care about it. If I wrecked it, Oh, well, I didn’t have 85, 000 and insurance company to go to and say, I think I wrecked it on 95. You know what I mean? Like, cause I mean, that’s a huge concern. And then if you, if you want to play it safe with a super expensive car, you know, like Corvette or a Porsche or a McLaren, you’ve got to get track insurance.

And I don’t even want to know what that costs. You know, I’ve. I heard of some horror stories where these guys are spending thousands of dollars for a weekend and they only get like 40 percent of the value of the vehicle back. I’m like, what’s that? I mean, dude, just crashing into the wall. Who cares? So I think you’re right.

It does give you a kind of an inflated sense of what you can do because you’re not afraid to push it because guess what? It’s not my daily driver. If I do skirt the wall or I do, you know, clang it off of somebody or I hit it in the tire walls, um, dude, I’m going to take a pry bar and a welder or a torch and just bend it the frig back.

Unless something catastrophic happens. Then I just take it back to, you know, over to Southern Knights racing and they straighten it out for me and go, all right, here you go. I would probably [00:43:00] cry. I’d just walk back to the pits crying. Like sobbing, you know what I mean? Cause I just destroyed my baby. So it’s, it’s a whole different role.

Koby Timms: You know, I think it gives you more confidence being in a stock car because you know, all these late models and everything, they’re basically built off the idea of NASCAR roll cages. And as far as their job direction, any race we go to, there’s not a safer race car at the event than what we’re in. We’re pretty much bomb proof in there.

Mike Gallagher: I mean, I’ve seen a guy roll it over and turn one. He lost his brakes going to turn one at Roebling. If you know Roebling, that’s a super long straightaway followed by a right turn. And if you don’t make the right, you’re going into the dirt wall up over the trees. And that’s exactly what it did. There wasn’t anything left but the cage and he walked away.

And when you feel safe behind the wheel of something that’s got that much power, you’re more willing to try to push the envelope a little bit.

Koby Timms: You don’t have to worry about what it’s going to cost if you bang it up or if you tear a body panel up or if you get in the wall or if you go off track and tear a splitter off of it or something like that.

I guess I shouldn’t say this, but if you got a set and you don’t give a shit, you can haul ass in one of these cars, [00:44:00] as long as you got the car set up right, safety wise, which is something that we are very big fans of, don’t buy the cheap stuff, set the car up right, good seat, good belts, you know, you’ll be okay.

Mike Gallagher: Wearing an Alpine Stars hat for a purpose.

Crew Chief Eric: Mike and Kobe, let me ask you this for the folks that are looking to get into late models. Is there an opportunity out there either with late model mafia to come and try a car? Maybe somebody that’s in the group that’s got one or where would you recommend somebody going to get one of these cars on the cheap if they’re trying to get in for the first time?

Stop it right there.

Koby Timms: Do not go by a good deal.

Mike Gallagher: No, no.

Koby Timms: If you see a car on racing jump that, oh, it’s turnkey ready to go for eight grand, 10 grand. No, it’s not. It’s not. It’s a pile of junk. This is probably going to get you hurt or break your bank account.

Mike Gallagher: Most times those cars are people’s cars that have raced for three to four years.

They know the engine is spent and they’re just trying to get rid of it to get something new themselves. And it’s nothing against them. It’s just, that’s just the nature of the beast with most things on racing junk. You have to search for the good deals, you know, or buy the [00:45:00] right car.

Koby Timms: I mean, as far as somebody wanting to get seat time on one of these things.

No, unfortunately you, you kind of got to make the commitment and the investment to get into the program. The probably best thing you can do is come hang out, you know, with us or whoever. We’ve got a lot of friends in late model racing, get in with a good shop, a good house, something like that. They can point you in the right direction because you could give me 50, 000 and tell me to go buy you a turnkey race car.

And you’re not guaranteed to get anything good off racing junk or Facebook marketplace. You need to know somebody that knows somebody

Mike Gallagher: and get something good. You know, the other option, if it’s somebody that’s just looking to experience what it’s like to be in a late model, you know, most of these NASCAR tracks have those experiences, right?

The NASCAR experience, you’re not gonna really be able to like wide open the car, you know, and really let it, you know, send it in term one. But I mean, to get that experience and the sound and the horsepower, you know, and go through a class and get to see what these guys do and think people would really appreciate that.

’cause, you know, got, you know, these guys in NASCAR and, and you know, the Xfinity Cup at Xfinity and arca, I mean, look, they, they earn their money. You [00:46:00] know, I, I never thought it either when I was younger and before I ever drove a late model and I’ve quickly realized just how skilled those drivers are to be able to do what they do week in and week out.

Mountain Man Dan: So for an individual looking to get into late model, would you guys be open to them like reaching out to you guys on late bottom off and like, Hey, I found this deal. Do you think it’s worthwhile? Is it something I should look into farther or just walk away from and don’t think about it a second time? Is that something you guys openly give advice to people for?

Yeah, absolutely.

Koby Timms: That’s kind of the way I got into it. And as far as coming over to stock cars and road racing and stuff, I bought what I thought was a really cool, good deal, but it turns out it was a car that Kyle Busch backed into the wall at Daytona. They got straightened up, become a show car. And it was about as wonky as it came.

Mike Gallagher: Yeah. And the funny part is there’s no car facts for a late model, right? Like you can’t check it out. Like God only knows what’s my talents and chassis has been through in the past 18 years. I mean, God only knows it could be bent up three times, restraightened and kept right on rolling. You don’t know what you don’t know.

The biggest piece of advice I have is if you have a friend that’s [00:47:00] local, that has been in the late models or in any sort of racing, and you’re looking to buy a car, take them with you. Don’t go it alone because they’re going to see things that you’ll never think about. You’re looking at it. Oh, the tires look good.

And the brakes look good. And you know, the body’s in decent shape, but they’re looking at the chassis as straight as this is that, you know what I mean? Is the motor even in there straight? I mean, some of these guys just drop a motor and they don’t line them up. Nothing. I mean, it’s just boom. See, and they send it, you know, and next thing you know, you’re putting a huge load on your transmission and next thing you know, you got a torch transmission or rear lens.

Koby Timms: I’ve got a couple of really good friends up in the Atlanta area that are kind of doing that now. They’re big fans of light model racing as far as road racing and stuff and they’re buying cars that are, you know, nice, respectable cars. And you can get in touch with a guy like this and kind of tell him, you know, what the budget is, what you want to spend, and they’ll build you something legit and turnkey.

Ready to go to the track. It’s probably not as expensive as you would think. I’ve actually talked to some people that’s told me that they had more money in a spec Miata than we have in a stock car. That’s saying a lot,

Mike Gallagher: but just [00:48:00] realize, you know, you might be able to buy one, a decent one for between 15, 25, maybe 30 grand, but just know when that motor goes, you’re talking anywhere from eight to 15, 000 or a place that, you know, you’re not going to find a cheap motor unless you just go to the junkyard and try and find something that’ll suffice their investment for sure.

Crew Chief Eric: And I think you alluded to it earlier. They’re not for the faint of heart either. So I would recommend from a coach’s perspective, learn on something else first, something with the right seat. So you can at least get an idea of this, what it’s like being out on the track, because I mean, outside of your guys mentorship and tutelage, it’s going to be very difficult for somebody to jump into one of these turnkey race cars and a be safe, be, be fast.

And see, figure out where the hell they’re really going. So it’s a progression, right? You don’t start with a late model. You probably don’t end with a late model, but it’s going to be to your guy’s point, the most fun you’re going to have during your journey as a driver, if that’s on the resume that you’re building, but you just can’t start there.

Mike Gallagher: [00:49:00] Yeah. You know, it’s, it’s interesting. I jumped into them way too early. I went from a Thunder Roadster, 180 horsepower, you know, little tiny open wheel car, open top car, and just went head first into a late model and drove it. Like I was driving a Thunder Roadster, which was a huge mistake. I got in over my head.

I spot a bunch, Kobe’s laughing at me on the radio. I’m cussing him out. You know what I mean? Like I got you, I’m coming. I couldn’t catch him because I just didn’t have that wherewithal in me yet to understand what it took to drive in a car. Took me. You know, six, eight months to really start dialing it in and getting people ask, oh, how do I get one of these?

And what I do, I’m like, well, you know, have you driven a race car before? Have you been on a track? Oh, I’ve been on a track, but you know, it’s in a, you know, I was in, you know, a BMW Z four, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, not yet. Yeah. And there are guys out there. There are some of these chassis that are actually two seaters, you know, where they’ve converted them and they put a second seat.

We know one or two locally here, you know, in the Georgia area that have those. And, you know, and these guys are great. Like if you go to an open track day and you see one, it’s got two seats. You say, Hey man, can you take me for a ride? And 9. 9 times the guy that owns the late model, like, hell yeah, man, jump in.

Koby Timms: Actually [00:50:00] something we’ve discussed building as far as business wise for the late model mafia was building a two seater. So we could go to track days or HBDE and take our friends for a ride. I just got to figure out

Mike Gallagher: insurance of Kobe’s driving.

Koby Timms: Obviously scaring the hell out of Debbie Gallagher. I’ve always said that I wanted to get a two seater and get her in a shotgun and just make her scream. Like a little girl. Well,

Mountain Man Dan: Mike, you had to do it earlier regarding the fact that the late models don’t have any of the driver assist options on it is strictly a driver’s ability in the car.

And a lot of the people that do a lot of the HPD events have gotten so used to driver assist items. The late model from what I’m taking is definitely not your fresh, you know, novice driver to hop in and go get some experience under your belt. Work your way up to that and then get into it.

Mike Gallagher: Yeah. And if you decide that, yeah, you know what, hell with it.

I’m going to jump into a late model right away. You need to start in D1. And work your way up [00:51:00] and just realize that’s only going to go as fast as you let it. As far as you get that skinny pedals as fast as it’s going to go and just realize, know your limits, you know, and understand that it’s a whole different world.

You got to get those tires warmed up. You got to make sure that the suspension’s right. If you set up your suspension wrong for a certain track, you’re in serious trouble before you even roll out on the track. And you’re not going to realize it until it’s too late. You know, these guys have been doing this for a long time.

I’m relatively new to it. So when we go to the track, I listened to Kobe, you know, and these other guys that he’s mentioning and just try to absorb everything like a sponge so I can learn as much as possible. Could you violate my out of the gate? Absolutely. Should you just go out there and go full send like I did?

Oh, hell no. That’s just a bad idea.

Mountain Man Dan: I would recommend either a, uh, broader restrictor or a governor.

Mike Gallagher: Yeah, absolutely. But I will say this, you know, for the younger generation growing up, like my stepson, Zach, he just ran his first race in Oval, you know, and I was kind of like waffling as to what I should get him for his first car.

You know, I know that he’s going to eventually end up in late models. He loves Kobe’s car and my car to death. And, you know, he’s crewed for us for years since we’ve both been out there at [00:52:00] Vassa and even R& D. I was going to buy him something like a Z and I said, you know what? I’m going to buy him something that’s totally out there.

I’m going to buy him a us legends car and let him go run oval for a while. I don’t want him to learn on the assists. If he wants to make it to late models, he needs to drive something that needs to be driven and not assisted to drive. So, you know, he’s been out there already. You know, he had his first race and he loved it.

He was out there. He was a slow poke for practice and warmups and qualifying. He started picking it up, but he’s starting to realize now that. You know, it’s not just holding the steering wheel and cruising around, you know, you’re really letting this thing have it in order to keep it going where you want it to go.

And I think that’s going to be his biggest attribute when he moves up again. I think it helped me with the Thunder Roadster because there’s no assist in the Thunder Roadster. I mean, it’s balls in the wall the whole way that at least gave me some sort of a shot with a late model life or something.

Koby Timms: I grew up running dirt and for anything from go karts to late models, all that stuff.

And first off, there’s no assist whatsoever. I’ve never drove a race car in my life or anything that had assist on it. The assist was [00:53:00] what’s between your ears and hopefully used it smart enough. It’s one thing that’s really helped me is dirt experience on road course racing, because you let these cars skew out so much.

You let these cars rotate so much through the corner. People think that you’re just turning left. No, and Michael can tell you there’s, if you follow behind me, you’ll be like, yep, he’s gone. How the hell did he do that? There’s times I’ve, I’ve drove the car sideways and I look back at my dirt experience and it, it helps with that.

I reverted back when my late model went down

Mike Gallagher: middle of the C or middle of last season, I went back to the Z just to play around a little bit. The trash control came on at road one and like a couple of turns and I’m like, just piece of shit. You know what I mean? I was like, stupid track. I’m like reaching down trying to hit the trash control button is I hate it.

You know, I want to feel the car rotate. I want to know what it’s doing and not have it stop itself because it thinks it might lose control. You know what I mean? It’s just, it’s a whole nother level of driving that realizes streetcars.

Koby Timms: That’s like the weekend you had trouble with your light model and you unloaded the, uh, Thunder Roaster to back up.

That was miserable for him. That was, that was, it

Mike Gallagher: was so frustrating. [00:54:00]

Koby Timms: He went from 700 plus horsepower to fuck

Mike Gallagher: 80. Fuck 80. And I’m like literally getting passed by the light models and the bets. And I’m like trying to Fred Flintstone it like through the floorboard, like trying to get the car to go fast.

Come on, come on, come on, come on. But I caught him in the turns for a little bit and then it just left me again. So we’re going to get the same story

Crew Chief Eric: we hear from the auto owner. So, you know, whatever you’re in good company. Yeah.

Mike Gallagher: Yeah. Yeah. It’s, it’s fun. So

Crew Chief Eric: that brings up a really good question. I like to ask people.

So what’s your biggest oops moment or maybe code Brown moment on track with your late model? Yeah.

Mike Gallagher: My impales way in comparison to Kobe, you know, honestly, when I first got my late model, I really haven’t had any major oops. I’ve spawned at a bunch, you know, in the race and practice and whatever test in tune, you know, honestly, the biggest oops was just, I jumped in way too fast.

I went from my Thunder Roadster, which they’re fast. They’re faster than the turns. They aren’t straightaways. And I gotta be honest when I first went down the straightaway, my late model, I’m like, Holy, I would never go back. I mean that horsepower, that speed, that sound. I was like, I’m done. I’m [00:55:00] hooked.

That’s it. You know, when you come back, never nothing against those guys. Those are fantastic cars. Well, you don’t drive this thing. It just sounds like something off a TV, you know, and you’re just hooked on it immediately. I pushed it too hard. You know, I ended up spinning a bunch of times. I was like in like fifth place in the race.

My first race in LA model ended up spinning two or three times all the way to the back of the field, got all the way back to eighth place. And then me and a Mustang got into it and turned one at Robin on the white flag. You know, it is what it is. Both kind of entered the turn at the same time. I was on the inside.

He was on the outside. He ended up on my inside. I ended up outside backwards with a front up busted up clip that cost me a hundred bucks to fix. It didn’t fare so well, unfortunately, you know, we just kind of met, but yeah, no, that’s fine. It wasn’t much, but I’ve got plenty coming. I’m sure. Go ahead, Kobe.

Tell them your fantastic story.

Koby Timms: Well, rode Atlanta this past December. Did you have, you didn’t have a car there, did you?

Mike Gallagher: No, mine, mine was still down. Hey, were you at five? I think you were in the SS. Yeah, it was, uh, it was actually, let me, let me set this up. Cause he’s not going to give it to you the right way.

Cause there, [00:56:00] this is a crazy story and a scary story, but it was kind of funny as hell. Cause it’s just, you got to understand who Kobe Timms is. Like when you get on the radio and tell him that it looks like something’s wrong with his car, he goes, F that, let this bitch eat. And he just keeps right on going.

The dude has no fear. I’ve learned so much from his driving because he just doesn’t give a shit. Like he just goes, he wants to win. He wants to be up front. No matter what, I mean, I’ve seen him spin at Rhode Island or at a Roebling going to turn three, I’m coming around or I’m coming out of two and I see him over in the woods, I got a half a lap on him and the whole field does.

And here he comes a lap and a half later, here he comes like a bat out of hell. I mean, he’s just, he’s a, he’s a maniac, you know, he’s just, but it’s great. You know, he just, he knows what he’s doing. So yeah, so to set this up, hang on, dad, you wait, cause I know where you’re going. He calls me up and he’s like, Hey, come up to the track.

We’re going to road Atlanta. I need you to clear a spot. No problem. I’m on my way. So we go out there. We’re hanging out. We’re having a good time. It was what two races that weekend, Saturday went shittily because you ended up with carbon monoxide poisoning because you’re, you’re frigging exhaust pipe.[00:57:00]

Start there first. I’ll preface that. And then you can start.

Koby Timms: Okay, Saturday, we had a really fast car, we’re doing great. I started getting a little lightheaded, a little choked up in the car. I the hell’s wrong with this thing? I started getting sick in the car. Next thing I knew, I threw up in my helmet and I was like, oh shit, what’s going on?

I seen the flagman. I think he threw down three to go or something at us or something like that. And I was like, I’m gonna hang on to it. I’m gonna hang on to it. I finished the race and I noticed the car was louder for a reason. The collector pot after the headers that runs down the transmission tube come loose.

And It was dumping all the exhaust in there with me. It’s on the radio. He goes, get back here quick. I’m

Mike Gallagher: not feeling too hot. I was like, what?

Koby Timms: As soon as we got to the checkered flag, I dropped the window net was literally ripping my helmet off going around the track. I didn’t care what they said about it.

Come all the way around all the way back to the paddock. You know, that car is going slow. It’s not getting a lot of fresh air in it at all. So I was gagging to death. I got back to our pit box and his wife was there and I, I [00:58:00] call her mother goose because she takes care of me. I don’t know what I did. I looked at her.

I said something and I think she called Michael and said get medical up here.

Mike Gallagher: I can’t remember what, what was my oxygen levels? It was not good. I don’t remember what it was, but it was not a number. It was. Oh shit. Cause they put him in the ambulance, took him down to the medical facility there at Rhode Island and had him for two hours on oxygen transporting.

That’s how low he was. Like he did not look good when he got out of the car, let’s just put it that way.

Koby Timms: We come back in Saturday. Not, I think we had our awards banquet that night, didn’t we? I was sick as a dog. I had carbon dioxide poisoning. As long as weekend’s looking back, I shouldn’t have raced the next day.

But we did. Yes, he raced the next day.

Crew Chief Eric: He said, I’m still gonna send it.

Mike Gallagher: Well, he did. It’s full sends only with Kobe Tims. That should be his nickname. Kobe full send only Tims.

Koby Timms: So we get the car back. We have the NASA awards banquet and all that. We go to that. I mean, you stayed up and fix the car. We got it ready to go.

So we go out Sunday, we had a good day. We were running good. I thought that I

Mike Gallagher: was a qualifying one. Great.

Koby Timms: Yeah. [00:59:00] When great, we developed what about five, six laps in a little

Mike Gallagher: smoke. Now mind you, this is how competitive this guy is. This was a fun race. They erased the race on Sunday and then they had a fun race.

So he went out, no guts, no glory. Just, Hey, let’s go have fun. And

Koby Timms: went

Mike Gallagher: to the rear

Koby Timms: behind what? Like 3000 cars or something like

Mike Gallagher: that. You guys were stacked up in the like. Turn nine, when they took the green flag at the start finish, there were so many cars in there

Koby Timms: that I think they had the rollback out there racing too.

I mean, everybody was out there,

Mike Gallagher: so I told him I’m going to go spot for you and turn five. I’ll be on top of the golf cart. I got you. I can see pretty much the whole back of the track. I think Debbie and Brittany were up front. He comes around, I guess it was like, yeah, four or five laps in and he is moving.

I mean, just flying, like carving the field up, ripping it up, like truly showing what a late model can do. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Koby Timms: Eight to 12 cars a lap down the backstretch.

Mike Gallagher: He was just ripping them down the back straight. And then he was, he was just nailing all of his marks that wrote Atlanta. I mean, he knows the track really well, and he was really doing well.

And he comes up turn five and I see fire in the wheel. Well, behind [01:00:00] the tire, kind of like up by the firewall, like where the headers come down. And I, one thing about Kobe Tim’s and KTR number 13 is if he’s not smoking something wrong, like always, He comes up, he was smoking lightly the whole time. I figured he probably just put too much rear gear dope in it or something like that, it was blowing up the breather and it was hitting something hot.

Everything was fine. Power was good. Temps were good on the radio. I’m making sure. And, and he comes up, he’s on fire. I see a flash of flames come out of the wheel. Well, behind the tire by the headers and all that good stuff. And I’m like, you’re on fire. I’m like bringing in, he goes, let me see what it does.

And he goes in the six comes out of six comes out of seven. I see him getting on the back straight. He wasn’t on fire. He said, I’m going to let this bitch eat. I’m like, here we go. Before I can turn around, there’s three specky 46 is coming up. Turn five sideways. I think he dropped oil on the track or something, and it probably ignited, you know, on the headers.

And that’s probably what cooked his entire wiring harness and all that good stuff. And before I could turn back around, there’s a mushroom cloud or by turn [01:01:00] nine. And I’m like, well, I’m on the radio, Kobe, Kobe, Kobe, Kobe. I’m like, shit, I get on the golf cart. I fall ass over there. There he is on fire, fully engulfed.

I’m like,

Koby Timms: great. We come out of seven and Michael told me, you know, he’s seen flames smoking or whatever. And I was thinking it’s just something on the headers or whatever. It’ll burn off. When I went under the bridge and I went to pull the car back into fourth gear. When I went into fourth gear, the shifter boot just disintegrated.

And flame come up through it. So I’m what in the fourth, what about 140 mile an hour or so?

Mike Gallagher: Yeah, you’re, you were probably doing between one 30 and one 50 somewhere. Now you were flying because you came out of seven, like a bat out of hell.

Koby Timms: And I’m on fire and I’m trying to get this thing wowed up, get this thing stopped.

I didn’t know if it was fuel, if it was oil, if I mean, what was going on? We’re putting pretty big, pretty good bit of wind to the fire at 140 mile an hour. So I stopped the bridge and I say, the next corner worker is before you, I guess we’ll call it eight. Before you get where the club course would come back on the track, we get the nine to the corner worker there.

So I start gearing it [01:02:00] down and I’m already dropping when the net dropping seatbelts, you know, trying to get out, get ready to get out of the car. And I did what you’re not supposed to do. And I’ll admit it. I panicked when I got the car stopped me and Michael, or, you know, we’re bigger, taller guys. And I’m about six, one and a half, six.

Did you start

Crew Chief Eric: yelling, save me, Jesus, save me Tom Cruise.

Koby Timms: I was in the car. I think we got it to about 24 seconds with flame. Wow. I went to pull the fire handle and the fire handle had already melted to the dash, you know, it was getting a little creepy. At this point, we got oil burning. We’ve got the fiberglass body burning the legs and windshields burning, and I’m choking to death.

When I dumped the seatbelts, I got them hung in my Hans device and I couldn’t get loose and I’m sitting here trying to fight to get loose. And the smoke’s getting darker and it’s. It was what, like two o’clock in the afternoon. I couldn’t see right here. I mean, I was blind and I’m screaming at the corner worker.

Help me, help me, help me. I mean, cause he’s literally 20 yards from me. It was

Mike Gallagher: maybe,

Koby Timms: it wasn’t even that he was like

Mike Gallagher: 15 feet from you. I

Koby Timms: [01:03:00] could see his eyeballs and I’m screaming, help me. Come help me. You know, you got a damn fire extinguisher. Bring it over here. And he wouldn’t do anything for some reason.

I just kept fighting to live and I kept fighting with it, fighting with this. I went and I finally got loose out of the seatbelts. I got out of the car and I ran and got the fire extinguisher off the wall. And I probably should have called road Atlanta and shoot everybody out, but I didn’t. And this corner worker says the fire truck will be here in about 30 seconds.

I said, the damn thing will be burned up in 30 seconds. Give me the fire extinguisher. And I grabbed it off the wall, ran back, stuck it in the hood, man, dumped it. But I guess I was running on adrenaline man, because. After that, I collapsed to the ground.

Mike Gallagher: And that was the second time he went to the medical facility at road Atlanta on the same weekend.

The car was scorched and it was, it was bad. It scared the hell out of all of us. I mean, everybody that went by Tracy was on the, you know, on the track at that time, there were several drivers, you know, that were really close friends. Right. They didn’t know what to do, whether they needed to stop and help him or they were just throwing yellow.

No, I didn’t even double yellows. They were racing by him while they were on fire. It was, it was crazy. [01:04:00] Thankfully he got out and he was right on the edge of the track. And when he stepped out, he actually stepped. onto the track. And thankfully everybody was far enough left realizing what was going on, even with the yellow flags that they kept them safe.

But

Koby Timms: speaking negative about the situation would be bashing road Atlanta or bashing NASA. But F you, whatever. I don’t care. You could have threw a red flag. Wasn’t gonna hurt. I’m literally on fire. Tracy could do was the leader of the race. And she literally was going to stop on the track and help me get out of the car.

It was that bad. I was like, where’s the red flag? Why is there not a red flag? I was

Mike Gallagher: yelling at the corner worker, throw the red, throw the red. Cause he was just out there, you know, and thankfully fire got there pretty quick and they were still like just racing. I was like, this is a fun race, man. Shut this thing down.

Wasn’t cool. But

Koby Timms: we

Mike Gallagher: learned a lot

Koby Timms: that day,

Mike Gallagher: you know, it’s so it’s one of those things.

Koby Timms: The rescue crew got to me, you know, once I seen that, you know, they were putting fire out or whatever, I, I finally got in the ambulance. And we’re going down the backstretch and where we always park, we call it nausea hill, which is up at 10 a above the bleachers or whatever.

I told the [01:05:00] ambulance driver, I said, when you go by here, I said, my people’s up here on the hill. When you go by, throw a thumbs up out the window and let them know I’m okay. I’m alive. Apparently. Debbie misunderstood that is he’s dead or something. I don’t know. He thought he said, come on, bad. They nearly beat us to the infill care center.

It was a lot of change and experience. I’ll I’ll say that. And it’s really pushed me to help others in racing. Don’t buy the cheap fire suit, man. Don’t buy the cheap seat belts. Don’t buy the cheap gloves. Wear your underwear. Cause we all, you know, we all wear fire suits and we all think, Oh, it’s not going to happen to me.

Bullshit. It can happen. And it happened to me

Mike Gallagher: biggest fears, you know, in racing. I think for anybody that’s on track and is taking this stuff seriously with a car that really has some performance to it. It’s one thing to be out there in a mini Cooper, you know, or, you know, just a regular old street car.

But I mean, dude, if you hit the wall the right way, something might pop. You know, and next thing you know, you’re engulfed in flames, wishing to God you had all that gear. I had a nice Alpine star suit that was getting kind of old. I upgraded mine. You know, I just, nope, not taking that [01:06:00] chance. Malaclava, Nomex underwear, socks.

I mean, look, NASA does an excellent job. No fault to them. You know, it’s that they weren’t in control of the corner workers. I think that NASA does a great, great job with safety, just like the rest of the clubs do. But it’s because of them that they’ve ingrained into us to wear all that stuff. Right. Cause look, a lot of your dirt track guys, dude, they got suits that are 25 years old.

They don’t wear gloves. They don’t wear a balaclava.

Koby Timms: I never understood as far as dirt track racing. I got buddies that will not wear gloves. Why? Cause I can feel the steering wheel better and my long time saying that I’ve always used, and this may be too R rated, you’re not going to wear the gloves in the race car.

Who’s going to hold your pecker when you need to piss, when you’re burnt?

Mike Gallagher: It’s so true though, because you don’t think about it. You go to the racetrack, whether it’s a track day or a race, Ah, it ain’t going to happen to me, I’ll be fine. Next thing you know, you’re fully engulfed in flames going, Uh oh.

There’s a problem. That’s another detractor. You know, late models, they’re wild, man. I mean, you know, you got, Parts moving extremely fast for what they are, you know what I mean? And it’s shit [01:07:00] happens, dude. And you got to be ready for it. And thankfully, you know, the only thing Kobe really happened to him, a little bit of smoke inhalation and some more oxygen solved that problem for him.

And, you know, pretty much burned his nose a little bit. But thank God, I mean, he had to see how his visor down, the flames were still coming up, you know, under his helmet through his bottle of clava. But I mean, think about it. No bottle of clava on. Visor up. People don’t think about that. They just cruise around their visor up, man.

Koby Timms: That’s not enforced more in racing is, you know, keeping the shield down because it’s there for a reason. And that weekend was the first weekend I actually started using a helmet sock. So I had on the balaclava and, and the helmet sock. So it was kind of double protection, but even with the shield down, even with the sock, You know, the helmet socks, I still got flame in the helmet.

Mountain Man Dan: As someone who’s experienced being on fire before, not in a car or anything weird, because they always teach you as a kid, you catch fire, stop, drop, and roll. For me, I was working on a, and fuel got sprayed on me and it backfired. And I wound up being a ball of flame running through the field. I never thought to hit the ground.

It’s one of those things you [01:08:00] never think about. And it’s like, no, you were saying that you got hung up in your belts trying to get out. I can’t imagine how bad that would have freaked out because. I was freaking out running through the damn yard with just being like my whole face and chest on fire and my arms.

So I was like, I’d hate to imagine being stuck in a car, having trouble with my arms.

Koby Timms: I did freak out. I did get a little crazy there for a second, but I had to tell myself to calm down and get out of that car. I mean, I was hacking, coughing, wheezing, trying to get some fresh air and I was in it for over 20 seconds.

I say, I say 24, 25 seconds. My fire suits done. I will not wear it again. It’s hanging on the shop wall. You know, being

Mike Gallagher: bigger guys, you know, Kobe 6162. I’m 64, you know, getting a little, you know, they look like massive cars. But when you’re in the cockpit, it’s I mean, you got your helmet on your Hans device and all this gear, you know, you got radio wires everywhere and just being able to maintain that calm when you’re on a fire is just next level, man.

I mean, it’s, it’s scary.

Koby Timms: I admit it. I panicked when it happened, when I [01:09:00] got stopped and I was trying to get all the belts off the radio and hooked. I finally figured out afterwards, tearing the car down. The reason I didn’t hear Michael on the radio is because the radio harness had already burned up.

Mike Gallagher: I wasn’t going to hear him.

I mean, I looked. I looked at Kobe once we knew it was okay. He was back in the pits with us. You know, we all, we all hugged it out for a minute and try to make light of the situation. I looked at him and I said, you know, NASA’s big into safety, you know, and kudos for that. You know, everybody that that works for NASA, the owners of NASA are great.

We’ll be impounded for whatever after a race or qualifying. And, you know, they’ll say, all right. Exit drills and like, oh, you know, you have to get out of the car in 15 seconds. Yeah. Well, I looked at Coby and I said, I bet you’re glad we do those exit drills now. Aren’t you? And he just kind of shook his head and laughed.

It’s all there for a reason, you know, pay attention.

Koby Timms: And it makes you try to do the exit drills in the dark covered in smoke,

Mike Gallagher: because that’s where it’s going to be when it happens. Yeah, being on a nice sunny day, that’s for sure.

Koby Timms: Not going to happen where the safety director can go. All right, try it again.

Mike Gallagher: See, I told you my story suck.

Crew Chief Eric: This is actually a great segue into the future of things, right? So let’s first start off with what’s the future of [01:10:00] KTR number 13? Where are things now? You know, maybe now that we’re six months away from the fire, is there a new car? Are there more plans? What’s going on there?

And let’s also dive into the future of late model mafia and where things are going there as well.

Koby Timms: As far as the future of KTR, we plan on going back road racing soon. I’ve had a lot going on in my life in the past four months, six months, something like that, just a little bit of my story. The fire happened the first weekend of December and at Road Atlanta, two days after Christmas, my grandfather was diagnosed with stage four lung cancer.

Out of respect for him, I stepped away from racing for a little while because it made him nervous. He passed away back in April. So there was three or four months there. I was not behind the wheel. I actually had another car that I was in the process of purchasing, ready to go. That deal just didn’t work out.

And we’re looking at doing another car and I’m going to try something really crazy. And Michael and Debbie’s not too happy about it. Alpinestars saved me in a race car. So we’re going to take, we’re going to go two wheel racing. Oh, interesting.

Mike Gallagher: Yes, sir. I keep telling him he’s not 18 anymore and with [01:11:00] age comes cage, but he doesn’t want to listen.

He’s not as old as I am. So I guess he’s still got a little bit of a shot at it, but I came from there. So I know how bad it hurts to wreck and break seven bones at one time.

Koby Timms: I want to try. I may do it one time and say, No, forget this. And then again, I may, I may love it. I don’t know. It’s just something I want to try.

I’ve always been a fan of, you know, MotoGP and stuff like that. I want to try that, but my roots are in stock car racing and I’m not going to leave home. I know where I belong.

Crew Chief Eric: So Michael, what about the future of late model mafia? What’s what’s going on?

Mike Gallagher: Late model mafia is here to stay. To be honest, it’s grown to a point, especially with pit lane.

Where I think we’re going to step into a new venture to that’ll be more of the parent to late model mafia and it’ll be motor sports mafia. We’re really going to branch out. I think the late model mafia was a bit too niche for, you know, the general motor sports population. And I think that from the feedback that Toby and I are receiving, I think it’s, it’s wise for us to maybe expand it out a little bit.

Motor sports mafia is on the horizon. We’ll be transitioning anyone that’s not late model related [01:12:00] over to motor sports mafia. It’ll be two wheels. It’ll be four wheels. It’ll be road racing, asphalt, dirt, rally, whatever, you name it, bring it like we’re, we’re here to be one cohesive, you know, motor sports family and have fun and help people market their teams and, and just get out there, get the exposure they need.

You know, we’re hoping maybe one of these days, one of these teams makes it to the big time. We can say that we had a small part in helping them get there. Look forward to Motorsports Mafia. We have a one more exciting thing that I guess I’ll release right here for the first under Motorsports Mafia and subbed out by late model mafia.

We are actually in the process of building out our first mobile simulator rig. Basically we have a short bus, which is very fitting for late model mafia, as you can hear from the past hour or so, and we are putting into full blown simulator rigs in the back and we will be. Basically traveling to dirt tracks, asphalt, ovals, road course tracks, you name it.

And whoever wants to jump into the simulators, feel free to do so come on in. We’ll, you know, we’ll load up iRacing, we’ll get everything on and we’ll load the track that we’re at, or, you know, we’ll let people [01:13:00] run it out and have fun and see what these drivers experience out there, a lot of families out there, especially at the oval tracks, you know, on the dirt tracks, there’s a lot of spectators that maybe want to see what it’s like.

And we definitely think it’d be cool to bring something like that to the crowd. So. And then of course, you know, your club racing and all that at 5 PM, everybody shuts down, the beer drinking commences and what better place to go try to see if you can handle Roebling road than after a six pack in a simulator.

So who knows? I mean, it could be a lot of fun. So yeah, we’re excited. We’re excited to announce that the bus is about a, about a quarter of the way built. We just gutted it and painted the whole thing and we’re getting ready to build all the foundation on the inside power and all that good stuff. And we’re hoping to have it ready to rock and roll for 2023.

Crew Chief Eric: So Mike and Kobe, any shout outs, promotions, or anything else you’d like to share that we didn’t cover up until this point in the episode.

Mike Gallagher: First and foremost goes out to my crazy ass wife for putting up with all this stuff. I mean, I love her to death. Uh, my stepson, Zach, the rest of the family, you know, for being there by my side and just putting up with my shenanigans and, you know, help me succeed in this stuff, you know, and just go out and have [01:14:00] fun as a family.

A couple of sponsors, I can’t not mention Hurricane Tumblers, uh, Speedy Racewear, Trinity Motorsports, MFREX Designs, and Chicane, and Violent HD. Just a couple that kind of helped me get to where I’m at with MGR, with Michael Gallagher racing in the 45 late model,

Koby Timms: you know, looking back over the years racing, it started from my mom and dad helping me as far as, you know, getting started in dirt, go kart racing and stuff.

And my dad actually opened a cart shop and ran a cart shop the same time I was racing all those years. So my dad’s been a really big influence on me racing and he’s a big shout out. I owe him, I owe him one. He spent a lot of money when I was younger. I didn’t realize it, but looking back now on, and you know, on a race team, you go, damn, pop spent some money.

We traveled all over the place. We were going five, six, seven states a year on the road. And that’s, that’s some money. Past two years, I have to thank Michael and Debbie Gallagher. They’ve been a big part of my promotion. I I’m the wrench monkey. They handle the marketing and the brains of the business. You know, Zach, his stepson’s been a big help to me, means the world to me.

I give him hell, but that’s my buddy. My fiance, Brittany, has put up with a [01:15:00] lot of shit the last few years from wrecking and on fire and, you know, everything else. That’s a big one. As far as sponsors and stuff, I’ve got some really good connections in racing. Jimmy Garman’s one, you know, he’s a big supporter of mine.

Alan Thornton, Jack Stanford, those guys have been a big help to us in the late model program. They are wicked fast. Carlos Gann, he’s been a big help to me. Jim Barfield, if anybody knows old school NASCAR probably knows that name. He was very influential in Bill Elliott’s career and he’s helped me a lot.

It’s been a fun ride and you know, I look forward to what 22 brings and I think 23 is going to be a really big year for Motorsports Mafia, whether we’re doing it on four wheels or two, or I’m sitting on the pit box, drinking beer, screaming at Michael. I don’t know. We’ll, we’ll see where we go with it, but I’m looking forward to it.

Mountain Man Dan: If you’re a late model enthusiast or want to learn more about the community that Mike and Coby have created, be sure to stop over at www. latemodelmafia. com or follow them on social media at late model mafia or Instagram, Tik TOK as well at late [01:16:00] model mafia America on Facebook.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s right. And Mike and Kobe, I can’t thank you guys enough for coming on the show and giving us better insight into the world of late models, kind of giving us a better idea of what that really means and getting us excited to come check out some of the races and maybe even get behind the wheel of one of these monsters.

So thank you for everything that you’re doing in the motorsports community to continue to spread this. Type of enthusiasm and share this part of the motor sports world with the rest of our audience and everybody that’s out there that might be interested in learning about this for the first time. So thank you.

Mike Gallagher: Thanks for having us guys. We appreciate it.

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out on www. gtmotorsports. org. You can also find us on Motorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, you can call or text us at 202 630 1770. Or [01:17:00] send us an email at crewchief at gtmotorsports.

org. We’d love to hear from you.

Crew Chief Eric: Hey everybody, Crew Chief Eric here. We really hope you enjoyed this episode of Break Fix, and we wanted to remind you that GTM remains a no annual fees organization, and our goal is to continue to bring you quality episodes like this one at no charge. As a loyal listener, please consider subscribing to our Patreon for bonus and behind the scenes content, extra goodies, and GTM swag.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction to Gran Touring Motorsports
  • 00:59 Defining Late Model Racing
  • 02:59 Chassis and Engine Insights
  • 07:13 The Origins of Late Model Mafia
  • 13:48 Late Model Mafia’s Services and Expansion
  • 24:28 Maintaining and Operating Late Models
  • 40:20 High-Speed Thrills and Challenges
  • 40:41 Late Model vs. Corvette: Confidence and Performance
  • 41:10 Track Day Adventures and Lessons
  • 42:13 The Reality of Racing Costs and Safety
  • 44:12 Getting Started in Late Model Racing
  • 49:01 Racing Mishaps and Learning Curves
  • 01:04:43 The Importance of Safety Gear
  • 01:09:57 Future Plans and Shoutouts

Bonus Content

Learn More

If you’re a late model enthusiast or want to learn more about the community that Mike & Koby have created, be sure to hop over to www.latemodelmafia.com or follow them on social @latemodelmafia on IG and TikTok as well as @latemodelmafiaamerica on FB

Photo courtesy Mike Gallagher & Koby Timms

Forget everything you know about “stock” cars. Late models are purpose-built machines, crafted from the ground up with tube-frame chassis and custom fiberglass bodies. They might resemble Camaros or Monte Carlos on the outside, but under the skin, they’re pure race car. As Mike puts it, “They call them stock cars, but there’s nothing stock about it.”

***this video courtesy of Track Shaker & Annika Carter

Chassis builders like Townsend and Hamke dominate the scene, especially in the Carolinas, where asphalt racing culture thrives. Dirt racers have their own ecosystem, with dozens of builders tweaking and innovating. Engine-wise, LS-based GM motors reign supreme for their reliability and parts availability – perfect for racers on a budget who still want serious power.


 

Building a Racing Community

Late Model Mafia isn’t just a name—it’s a platform. Through their website, they offer marketing services to up-and-coming race teams, providing custom web pages, merchandise, and exposure. Teams like Team Tracy Motorsport, Anika’s Racing, and Rita Marie Racing have joined the fold, spanning disciplines from NASA road racing to short track oval and even legend cars.

The model is simple: teams pay a nominal fee for setup, and profits from merchandise go straight back to them. Whether you’re running a Miata, a dirt late model, or even competing in iRacing, Late Model Mafia wants to help you build your brand and fund your racing dreams.

Expanding the Empire

While most of their current roster hails from the Southeast, Mike and Koby are ready to go national. They’re open to all forms of motorsports—drag racing, eSports, two wheels or four—and they’re committed to keeping the vibe fun, professional, and inclusive. No politics, no drama, just racing.

As Mike says, “You don’t have to be a NASCAR driver to get that kind of exposure.” Whether you’re a seasoned racer or a weekend warrior, Late Model Mafia offers a way to turn your passion into something bigger.

Final Thoughts

Late Model Mafia is more than a brand—it’s a movement. It’s about honoring the roots of American racing while embracing the future. It’s about helping racers get noticed, get funded, and get back on track. And most of all, it’s about having fun, building community, and making racing great again.

To learn more or join the Mafia, visit and check out the Pit Lane section. Your car, your story, your swag—just waiting to hit the track.

 


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What happens when you combine a passion for storytelling, a love of cars, and a mission to empower women in the automotive world? You get A Girl’s Guide to Cars – a vibrant, inclusive platform that’s redefining how we talk about vehicles, driving, and the lives we live in motion.

Founded in 2013 by Scottie Reese, A Girl’s Guide to Cars began with a simple but powerful realization: 85% of car purchases are made by or influenced by women. Yet, the automotive industry wasn’t speaking their language. That statistic sparked a movement – one that would grow into a digital magazine, a community, and a voice for women who buy, drive, and care for cars.

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This episode of the Break/Fix features Sara Lacey, the Managing Editor of A Girl’s Guide to Cars. The podcast explores the origin story and mission of the platform, which aims to empower and inform women about car purchases, experiences, and maintenance from a female perspective. The discussion covers how A Girl’s Guide to Cars offers content through their digital magazine, YouTube, and social media, and touches on topics such as electric vehicles, driver safety features, and car care. Sarah also shares insights into how women think about cars differently than men and emphasizes the importance of community and inclusion in the automotive industry. The conversation includes the evolving landscape of automotive preferences, the role of women in motorsports, and ways to encourage more female participation in the field.

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  • Is AGGC a digital magazine? What services or features does it offer ?
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  • In the intro we mentioned women think about cars differently than men, what does that mean exactly? How so? What are some of the most important topics covered by AGGC that women are interested in?
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  • How to engage women (invite) them the Car and Motorsports world?
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Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] BreakFix podcast is all about capturing the living history of people from all over the autosphere, from wrench turners and racers to artists, authors, designers, and everything in between. Our goal is to inspire a new generation of petrolheads that wonder How did they get that job or become that person?

The road to success is paved by all of us because everyone has a story.

Crew Chief Eric: Born as a community of writers, influencers, friends, and women who buy, care for, and live their lives in and around their cars, Their own car, the family car, and often the cars of family members. A Girl’s Guide to Cars is dedicated to sharing car purchase information, experiences, and stories told from personal points of view and focusing on what is important in a fun, smart, advice from your best friend sort of way.

Executive Producer Tania: A Girl’s Guide to Cars brings [00:01:00] together the insights and views of writers and reviewers who share their unbiased, honest, and personal narratives about cars and their lives in cars. And with us to talk about this rapidly growing platform and share some great stories is Managing Editor, Sarah Lacey.

Sara Lacey: Thank you for having me.

It’s great to be here.

Crew Chief Eric: So like all good break fix stories, we always say everyone has a story. So let’s talk about the origin story behind A Girl’s Guide to Cars. How did it all get started? What’s the who, what, where, when, and why behind A Girl’s Guide to Cars?

Sara Lacey: The founder, Scottie Reese, was approached to develop this website back in 2013.

And at the time, you know, she liked cars and enjoyed cars, but didn’t really have an enthusiast perspective. And so she was invited to collaborate on this website. She wasn’t really certain that it was a thing that she wanted to do. And after kind of going away and thinking about it and doing some research, she was really struck by this statistic that 85 percent of car [00:02:00] purchases are made by or influenced by women.

And that got her really thinking about, wow, how do manufacturers, how do dealerships communicate with women, and how can I facilitate a more comfortable relationship with women in cars?

Crew Chief Eric: Then, is A Girl’s Guide to Cars a digital magazine? What services or features does it offer?

Sara Lacey: It is a magazine. And, you know, we have all of our articles that are posted there daily, usually update three times a day with either news or reviews or, you know, travel pieces.

So we have that, but then we’re also on YouTube at a girl’s guide to cars on YouTube, Pinterest, Instagram, you know, all of that. And we just started making our content available on Microsoft start. We also share our articles with peer wow and parents. com. So. We’re trying to kind of make our stuff available everywhere.

Crew Chief Eric: How is the content broken down? Are there different categories? What would I find there if I was going to a Girl’s Guide to Card for the first time?

Sara Lacey: If you went there, you would see just our main [00:03:00] page that’s got our most recent posts. And that might be a review. It might be travel tips. We do podcasts and playlist recommendations.

So it’s a little bit of everything. But then of course, we do have the searchable bars at the top where you can look for reviews. You can look for travel articles. So if there’s anything in particular you’re looking for, if you’re looking for a particular make or model, if you’re looking for a three row SUV, you can search that way too.

Executive Producer Tania: Do you have standing authors that are contributing to girls guide to cars? I know I’ve seen Anika Carter contributed and she was a previous guest on the show as well as Elizabeth Blackstock, who is a Jalopnik writer. You invite folks and they come in or out. Or do you have like a standing crew that are always there in the background with guests?

Writers.

Sara Lacey: Yeah, that’s a good question. You know, it’s mostly built of freelance writers. We welcome lots of different types of writers into our environment. We do have like some travel bloggers and we do really pride ourselves in this is [00:04:00] something that you want to break into. If you want to learn how to write about cars and talk about cars and learn about cars, we’re really happy to help you with that.

We do have writers such as myself, like you mentioned, she’s back at Jalopnik now, so we don’t have access to her writing. As much as we would like, but we do try to keep people coming back regularly. Some of our writers right now that we’re really excited about are Kristen Shaw and Jill Simonello. If those names don’t sound familiar to you, they will soon because they are embarking on a journey with the world.

The rebel rally, and they’ve been sponsored by Hyundai and they’re driving a Santa Cruz in the rebel rally, which is an off roading navigation type rallies. You’ll be seeing probably some pieces by them and about them after the rally wraps in the fall. So that’s pretty cool.

Executive Producer Tania: That is definitely very cool.

Look forward to checking out some of those articles. We had any listeners that their interest is being peaked right now and they wanted to contribute an article. Is there a process for that or how would [00:05:00] somebody do that?

Sara Lacey: Yeah, we do actually have a tab on the website that you can click on that it’s under the about us section and they can just click on that outlines how to become a contributor and kind of puts forth our expectations and basically fosters the conversation for us to bring new people on board.

That’s awesome. Yeah, thanks for asking that. We like contributors.

Crew Chief Eric: So I pulled a thread out of there, which was I heard you guys also cover motorsports.

Sara Lacey: We are getting better at covering motorsports. Like a lot of automotive related content, we’re working at finding people who Enjoy that subject, whether it’s NASCAR, hot riding, whatever, and really writing about it more in a way that brings people in and helps people understand why our writers are passionate about those types of races.

So it could be something informative, like one of our favorite posts recently was how to attend race that was fun. Like I said, we’re going to be covering Jill and Kristen coming [00:06:00] up and we want to expand, but we want to do it in a way that brings our audience in and doesn’t alienate them, not unlike all of the other types of articles that we post.

Crew Chief Eric: And we’ve talked about this before, especially on our drive thru episodes. Right now we’re on the precipice. Of an awesome revolution in the motor sports world. There’s more and more, not only just female drivers, but all female teams coming on the scene with the work that Beth Perretta is doing. And then just recently at Le Mans with the Iron Dames running their Ferrari.

I mean, that’s got to draw in the female motorsport enthusiasts as well.

Sara Lacey: Absolutely. And I think, you know, there are some pop culture moments with the formula one drive to survive program, bringing people into it. So I think that kind of lays a nice foundation. And if we can work with that and kind of create that language and.

bring that viewer in and talk about other types of racing formats. We would love to do so, but we also want to do it in a way where we have experts talking about it and helping people learn and understand what those different types of

Crew Chief Eric: races are about. Before we move on [00:07:00] into the next segment of our talk and get deeper down into the conversation around a girl’s guide to cars, I want to share something with you that I found really recently and it might not be the earliest girl’s guide for cars.

But it’s the earliest one I’ve ever seen, and she was a previous guest on our show, and I didn’t know this existed until I unearthed it just last weekend. And this is published in 1984. This is Lynn St. James’s car owner’s manual for women.

Sara Lacey: Oh my gosh. Oh, how cool. Wow. What a find.

Crew Chief Eric: I looked at this and I said, how apropos, this must be like the original girl’s guide to cars.

And it’s literally laid out just like a car manual that you would get in your glove box, all written by Lynn and all that. I thought this was just an absolutely incredible find. So I thought this was really

Sara Lacey: cool. What is she talking about in there?

Crew Chief Eric: Everything. How to change your tires, you know, the pattern of torquing your wheels, how to sell [00:08:00] a car, how to buy a car.

Oh my gosh. It’s a hundred and 60 pages long. We actually reached out to her cause obviously she was on the show and she said, if you send it to me, there’s not many of these left around. I will autograph it and send it back. Did you? Not yet. Cause I’m still, I’m still holding it.

Sara Lacey: Did you save it for me? You saved it for me.

How cool. You

Crew Chief Eric: know, if anybody’s interested, we’re going to post this in the show notes as well. Just some photographs of it. So you guys can see it again. This is a really, really rare book, but I thought this was really cool and right in line with what we were talking about.

Sara Lacey: Absolutely. Oh, what a fine, very cool.

Crew Chief Eric: So going back to the a girl’s guide to cards story in the introduction, we mentioned, and this is posted on the website as well. Women think differently about cars than men. So as a guy, I’m perplexed. What exactly does that mean? Can you explain it to me?

Sara Lacey: That is a question that I get so often. Like, consumer is a consumer.

You know, the thing that you should care about [00:09:00] is the thing that you should care about. Our mantra really is cars on your terms. So whatever it is that you find important about a car is important because it’s important to you. I think at times men tend to focus on statistics. They focus on the mechanics and the engineering and that is important to them.

And obviously that’s important in the function of a car. Women for a long time are much more consumed about life in the car. How is it going to function for me on a day to day basis? Yes, I know I’m going to get from point A to point B. I know that I’m going to be able to go out to my car and turn on the heater and have that happen.

And what’s important to me is, am I going to be comfortable? Am I going to be able to reach the pedals? Am I going to have a good cup holder? When I started writing about cars from a woman’s perspective back in 2005 and 2006, it was just not okay to talk about it. And it took a Very concerted effort to say no, it is [00:10:00] okay to talk about because I do have a beverage in my car.

I do have kids in my car, so it is important to me how the car seats fit. Those are things that aren’t necessarily front of mind for guys when they go car shopping.

Crew Chief Eric: I’ve heard it said before that a lot of us men and women, the first thing we do when we buy a car is we buy with our eyes. We’ll put a pin in that and talk about it a little bit more later.

Aesthetics is like, I think where we both branch from and go, do I like the way it looks or not? The rest of this stuff becomes a little bit auxiliary and to your point, it becomes a lifestyle choice, right? The guy wants the horsepower and the whatever, and you’re looking at other parts of it. You started writing at a time, you know, in the, in the early two thousands when a lot of things were changing in the world of car seats and ergonomics and things like that.

And just to bring up a factoid in the German car world. Cup holders were really rare, even to that point, because in Germany, there were laws that said you couldn’t have those sorts of things in the car, so adding them in for the U. S. market was awkward [00:11:00] and clumsy, and so they just did it to do it. We’ve evolved in the way we buy.

In the same way that the manufacturers have evolved to keep up with the way we buy. So it’s a, it’s a little bit of a tug of war there, right?

Sara Lacey: Absolutely. Absolutely. And whenever there’s an innovation that takes place, there is a push pull between the consumer and the manufacturer. You know, I say, I want. a nice cup holder, or I want a double stroller to fit in the trunk, or whatever.

I don’t think it’s a matter of the manufacturer not wanting to make it happen. It just tends to not get listened to, at least back in the day, it wasn’t listened to as much just because it wasn’t front of mind. So in a way, when women start writing about cars, it starts creating that change and the manufacturers go, Oh, to your earlier point, I didn’t know that was a thing, but now I know it’s a thing.

So let’s see what we can do to bring it to life. It’s a very symbiotic process. I think more than adversarial.

Executive Producer Tania: And it probably helps more as time progressed in the history of the automobile. [00:12:00] And now in modern day, there’s more women also that are in the room and the automotive manufacturers, right? So they can have a say, but 50 years ago or whatever, all the men in their suits at Ford, there were no other women there.

They weren’t. Giving opinions, right? They didn’t care. They only saw it from, you know, their perspective.

Sara Lacey: You’re so absolutely right. And women in the room has affected a lot more than just some basic creature comfort. You hit the nail on the head. When someone is in the room, who’s been taking her kids to practice and sitting in the parking lot for an hour and a half at a time, while the kid goes and does gymnastics or baseball or whatever, that’s a different way of being in a car.

And the person in the room can articulate that and help people understand Why it’s important to have some additional features that would make that way a little more

Crew Chief Eric: comfortable.

Sara Lacey: Definitely. For sure.

Crew Chief Eric: If we go back and look at the articles on a girl’s guide to cars, and I’ve read a few myself, and I think they’re quite refreshing because it is that different outlook on things.

I do get slightly tired of the standard [00:13:00] industry rags where it’s this shootout competition and drag race. And you know, what’s your lap time at the Nurburgring. I’m like, I don’t really care anymore. You know, They’re all getting beat by Tesla’s anyway, so it doesn’t matter. So when I read your guys articles, I do see that other perspective.

And then I start to wonder what are some of the most important topics that you guys are covering? You know, your audience isn’t me, it’s Tanya and other women out there. So what are those pillars that you’re trying to focus in on?

Sara Lacey: A massive interest is occurring with electric cars and electric vehicles.

And a lot of people are wondering things like, when are we going to see three row SUV EVs? So EVs are huge. Wanting to feel better about your car purchase from an environmental standpoint is key. A huge topic. I think another huge topic is driver safety features and systems, driver assist systems. How do those work?

Are they standard? And what is standard [00:14:00] even mean these days? A car with standard X, Y, Z features meant that that car just came with it and now we have all these different trim levels and what standard on this Nissan Leaf is going to be different than what standard on that Nissan Leaf SL. What am I getting?

When I buy a certain trim level of a car, am I getting those safety features?

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. Unfortunately it becomes a bunch of badge engineering and alphabet soup, right? When you get down to it sometimes.

Sara Lacey: Absolutely. And we work really hard and I think it makes our articles more understandable and more readable and more functional.

Because we take a lot of the capital letters out kind of normalize a lot of one manufacturer might use one acronym for say blind spot mitigation. So we just say it’s a blind spot management system. It kind of creates a normalized language. So when you’re reading the article about. This car and the article about that car.

You can compare terms and know that we’re talking [00:15:00] about the same thing.

Executive Producer Tania: I think you’ll have a lot of content in this subject area for a while. Cause if you’ve heard how BMW is piloting subscription features for like heated seats and, and adaptive headlights, high beam headlights. So now you’re going to have your audience confused of like, so what’s in my car?

There’s heated seats, but I can’t use them. I have to pay for

Sara Lacey: them. I had it last month. Why don’t I have it this month? And what is the thing? And I think that’s such a good point, Tanya. And I didn’t even think about going forward, kind of managing your features on a regular basis. I had this and now I don’t, or I want this.

And how do I keep it? That’s going to be an interesting experiment to keep track of. There’s a question about whether or not American consumers will tolerate that. We’ll have to see,

Crew Chief Eric: we already have 10, 000 subscriptions to everything else. Right. And we talked about this on our drive thru episode. And part of it has to do with the economics of building a car.

And to your point [00:16:00] about those trim levels, if you think about BMWs from a strategy perspective, it makes sense. They build one car with all the features and then you decide what you want rather than building 16 trim levels and you don’t know what you’re getting to your point. So you just go, I bought.

And M3 and it comes with everything and I turn on and off, a la carte, what I want today. I want heated seats for three months. I pay an extra two bucks when I don’t, I turn them off. I mean, it’s silly from a manufacturing perspective. I totally get it because unfortunately the bean counters are in charge, right?

Sara Lacey: And we’ve learned, we’ve learned that we are all a lot more trainable about that than we thought, right? A hundred percent. I hate to say it, I hate to say it, but I will.

Crew Chief Eric: This actually dovetails into a really great question on this show. We have a sub series called what should I buy? You know, we have shopping criteria.

Somebody comes to the table and says, I want to buy a station wagon and a panel of us get together and we kind of chew on the idea until we come up with suggestions that the person likes. We’ve done [00:17:00] collector cars. We’ve done Italian cars. We’ve done ugly cars, all sorts of things. I started thinking about it.

And if we were to set one up for a girl’s guide to cars, what would be the top five things that women look for when they’re buying a new or used vehicle that let’s say we could use in a, what should I buy episode?

Sara Lacey: That’s a great question. And I think it’s a little tough to answer because it’s like painting and broad strokes.

By and large women. Tend to like cars with light interiors. They tend to like large storage areas for their purse. Like in a center console, they want those safety systems. As I mentioned earlier, they want to not be shamed for liking a car because of its color. You know, we were talking about that a minute ago.

You know, you want to, you want to like what you see. You want to like what you look at. You want to come out to your car and you want to feel proud and excited to drive it. So those are some, some main features, but I do think that women more and more are really excited about some luxurious details and manufacturers that [00:18:00] haven’t always been paying attention to that before.

And I think EVs are giving some manufacturers an opportunity to integrate some of those things. You know, we’re seeing little crystal bezels and features that are just really luxurious to the touch and not feeling plasticky. I think those are some of the big pieces for the ladies out there. So pivoting

Executive Producer Tania: off that, are there brands that you’re seeing that cater more towards women?

Or which of those brands would you say are giving those extra features that women are really gravitating towards?

Sara Lacey: I want to call back what you said earlier. There are a lot more brands that have women in executive positions. Chief officer positions that just kind of bring the whole entire brand on board.

One of the interesting product launches we saw was infinity did a marketing campaign with their SUV, where they basically built this whole story around Claire and Claire live life like Claire, you know, and they really looked at the [00:19:00] life of a woman who wanted to drive a luxurious SUV. Car, where did she live?

Where did she go? What did she do? And you know, Kate Hudson was at the forefront of that marketing campaign. So infinity has been really dialed in. I would say Genesis is really an up and comer with that too. I’ve tested a few of their vehicles. Now I had the GV 70 and then I went on the launch for the electrified G 80 and I loved how adjustable everything in the car was.

I loved that they were Ford. Just making every surface feel great, not skimping on things. They have features like ambient noise that makes you just feel like you’re at the spa and very Zen. These are coming from brands that maybe haven’t focused on that before. Someone had mentioned Volvo. I think. Volvo has always been very attentive to women.

And part of that is because they’re so dialed into safety. So they want to make sure that anybody in the car is having a quality experience. And they’ve included women in that [00:20:00] historically. Everyone’s getting a lot more on board and are very excited to hear feedback from our reviews, from our test drives.

What did we like? What worked? what didn’t work. I love that. It’s making me very happy to say that there’s not just this brand or that brand, that it’s a more sweeping and inclusive feeling from just about everybody.

Executive Producer Tania: And I think the interior comments are even more important today as electric vehicles kind of removed a lot of things from the consoles and whatnot.

So there’s a lot more room now for the designers to do different things that haven’t been done in the past. And it’s funny because it’s Oh, man, 10, 15 years ago now, it was funny. There was a young lady I knew, and she actually said that when she went to go buy a car, she didn’t actually care what it looked like on the outside because she was spending all of her time looking at it from the inside.

So it was very important to her when she was testing different cars that the interior. Was aesthetically pleasing and like you’ve been saying has all [00:21:00] whatever comforts and adjustability that they need. And so now like full circle, it’s like she would probably still have that today, but even have even more choices for prettier interiors and things like that.

There’s, there’s market now for that

Sara Lacey: area. I love that you said that Tanya I’m in the midst. I’m having a moment right now of, and the market is too, of recognizing that people don’t necessarily want what I call the Jetsons car. They don’t. Necessarily want that minimal, spacey, weird looking. Ev and I went on the launch for the, as I mentioned, that Genesis, the electrified G 80, and one of the things that they were talking about is that it’s essentially, it is the G 80 and it’s just got the electric powertrain, right?

There’s no difference in the interior between the electrified G 80 and a regular one. And they were saying that they didn’t feel like they really had any competition in that department. at this time, most EVs in terms of their interior look and [00:22:00] feel, they all were kind of going in this EV direction. And Genesis was like, yeah, but what about people who don’t want that?

We’re going to talk to them.

Crew Chief Eric: So you’ve been reading my mind this whole time. Cause I was thinking that myself and I’ve commented more than once. My biggest issue with EVs is that that you sit inside them and they all feel like an Ikea showroom. They’re extremely utilitarian and very simple and they lack the creature comforts that we’ve gotten used to.

To your point, we’ve also said that it was going to take time for the major manufacturers, especially the luxury manufacturers to catch up. So Genesis being the luxury arm of Hyundai, but then you have. Audi and Mercedes coming to the table with, let’s call them more normal looking cars as well.

Sara Lacey: Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: What’s the difference between the e tron GT and let’s say the RS7. They’re very similar cars when you come down to it or, or, you know, the Taycan or anything like that. So you get inside the Audi and you feel like you’re in an Audi. You don’t feel like suddenly you stepped into, I hate to say it, like a Nissan LEAF, something that’s much simpler, you’re going to see [00:23:00] a lot more of that.

To your point, people are going to turn away from the simplicity factor and they don’t want cars that look funky. They want something that looks classy and refined.

Sara Lacey: Yeah, and I think that a major point there too is the fact that we now have battery power. And the range that’s extended that now we don’t necessarily have to lighten everything up kind of like, well, we have a little bit more power.

So now you can have some of these other things that we thought we had to take out. I mean, early on with EVs, it was absolutely a necessity to try to. Kind of eliminate all this stuff that was going to suck the battery power. And now, you know, you can go 280 miles on a charge. So maybe you can have some of those heavier weighted knobs that feel nice to turn and, and all this, and you don’t have to rely so much on just a touch screen.

Crew Chief Eric: And what we don’t want to end up though, is with a 9, 000 pound plus Hummer. That’s the scary part of that. It says you Eric,

Sara Lacey: it says you. Maybe [00:24:00] I totally want that.

Crew Chief Eric: Underlying here. We’ve mentioned some of these manufacturers. There’s two in particular that have stuck out to me over the years that not only do they have women in the boardroom, but they have all female design teams and those clock in at Volvo and at Hyundai.

Hyundai, again, being the parent company of Genesis. To Tanya’s point earlier about are there automotive brands that cater more to women. That adds some more of those features that you guys are looking for. I think those are two in my mind that really stick out.

Sara Lacey: Absolutely. Absolutely. And I’m excited. I’m so excited about that because I think automotive is really good at the rising tide lifts all boats.

And I also think it’s fair to say that what women want men want to, you just don’t always want to say it out loud in front of your friends, maybe, but I will say that our readership is 35 percent male. You know, the things that we think guys don’t want, turns out that maybe they do, or they will take that in addition to the [00:25:00] horsepower and the torque.

And the other things, I want a cup holder.

Executive Producer Tania: Also,

Sara Lacey: I want my big gulp too.

Executive Producer Tania: Are you seeing a trend with your audience? at all in terms of what type of car you’re talking about that. Is it convertible, coupes, sedans, SUVs? Are there anybody out there still want a wagon?

Sara Lacey: No.

Executive Producer Tania: To my

Sara Lacey: heartbreak. I know I love a wagon.

I was a wagon owner. I had a Saab nine five wagon that I just loved until she broke my heart. SUVs, SUVs. All day long are the vast majority of what our readers are looking for. And so I think because SUVs have kind of replaced the minivan as the family car.

Crew Chief Eric: Van life forever.

Sara Lacey: If

Crew Chief Eric: you don’t have a station wagon.

You should have a van.

Sara Lacey: You should, you should, but you’re not, you’re not gonna nobody’s doing that. You know, it was [00:26:00] funny. I just gone on vacation to Italy and I loved how many station wagons there were. This is station wagon heaven. I love it. All brands. Yep. Little ones, big ones. I was just like, for some reason, not meant to be here as smart as it is, as great as it is.

It just, they can’t get traction and keep it with the exception of the Outback.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s

Sara Lacey: true. You tell me, I don’t know. The last wagon standing.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s going to be their slogan at Subaru for the next 10 years. There’s always going to be a wagon.

Sara Lacey: We always have the wagon. We always have the wagon.

Executive Producer Tania: Are you differentiating at all between SUVs and this hot new trend that’s been the last couple of years of the.

Compact crossover SUVs. Have you seen a difference yet or are people gravitating when, or is it just too early to tell? Don’t have the data. It’s

Sara Lacey: too early to tell, you know, what I will say, I think people don’t always attach to those designations. You can be like, Ooh, that’s a compact crossover. [00:27:00] And they’re like, well, it’s just a small SUV.

I think, yes, people are liking those. To a certain degree, more than they’re going to buy a small sedan. Yeah, they’re going to buy that. I don’t know that people are consciously thinking, gosh, I really need something that’s smaller than my CRV, but bigger than my Corvette. You know, I mean, I don’t know. I don’t know.

I just feel like sometimes. Manufacturers do tend to throw something out there and see if it sticks. I have to say that when I first started writing, I came to automotive writing at the dawn of the crossover. So it was the Chrysler Pacifico is just coming out and The Ford Freestyle, if you remember that, it was kind of this weird time where people are like, is it a wagon?

Is it a truck? What is it? Is it a SUV? The language merges and people start shopping just for what it is that they need.

Executive Producer Tania: Definitely. And I think if you’ve been watching Eric’s facial expressions, you know his opinion of compact crossovers.

Sara Lacey: Tell

Crew Chief Eric: [00:28:00] me, tell me, Eric. We use all these fancy words to say hatchback with a six inch lift because that’s all it is.

You take a VW Golf. And put it on stilts. That’s it. I don’t get it.

Sara Lacey: But you know, if you call it an all road, then somehow it doesn’t do well. I don’t know. I hear you. I might even be on board.

Crew Chief Eric: I’ve got a pit stop question for you.

Sara Lacey: Okay.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s a derivative of other ones, but it’s really important in the context of this conversation.

There’s one vehicle on this planet that most people agree is probably like the worst car, ugliest car, whatever. And that’s. The Pontiac Aztec, some of us hold this vehicle in high regard. It was ahead of its time. There’s all these arguments that can be made back and forth. So whether you love it or you hate it, but I’ve been asking this question lately, which is if the Aztec, if you look at all the things that it came with.

As one of the early crossover SUVs, right, came out in 2000, even before you started writing, if it was introduced today, would it be [00:29:00] better accepted?

Sara Lacey: I’m going to think out loud about this and I might ask you a question back. I’m not entirely sure because I don’t see a whole lot of Honda elements still out there as glorious a fan following as they had people think they want a thing sometimes when they’re given that thing that will manifest all their camping, hiking dreams.

They might not actually wind up using it for that when push comes to shove and they’re thinking about buying a vehicle that will do those things, they don’t do it because they’re like, Oh, I maybe I’m not actually going to go hiking. Maybe I’m not gonna go skiing as much as I thought maybe. So that’s me thinking out loud about it.

Crew Chief Eric: So let me ask you this question since you said that, then why the SUV craze? Because if we’re talking about people space and cargo space and family space, the wagon and the van are smarter choices. If you don’t live in an area where it snows six feet a year or something like that, you need to charge through that.

What are you doing carrying around all that extra [00:30:00] drive train and the bulk and a lot of SUVs aren’t that roomy inside. There’s very few of them that offer third row that aren’t the size of a suburban or an expedition. You know, the Durango is an exception or now I guess the, the Wagoneer or whatever you want to call it.

So I guess the same question applies to those folks. Why are you buying that SUV? If what you’re looking for is people’s space.

Sara Lacey: I will say that I think that the SUV is popular because there’s the inclement weather fear that people buy into with the SUV. I think the SUV, you can get people in there. And if you are carrying kids around, you’re going to have stuff.

So your point is not lost on me that there are wagons, there are hatchbacks, there are cars that can do the same, but if you’re going to spur of the moment, not go camping, but maybe you’re going to invite your kids baseball team to pizza after the game. And some of those kids don’t have a ride or their parents are going to go do other things.

So can you blah, blah, blah. There’s more [00:31:00] of the people moving factor that I think plays into it. And again, the van. Hands down, right? You have the deep well in the cargo area of a minivan that you don’t have in an SUV that can bring all the gear and all that.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s not even that there’s one factor that finally got my wife to cross the bridge to van life.

And we should have done it years ago because she was a hatchback girl. Then she went to wagons. Then she got her first SUV and she really didn’t like it. And we finally got a van and what did it. The one thing that a van still has over every other vehicle, because it already has third row, it already has the deep well for luggage, all the creature comforts.

Some of them have vacuum cleaners in them, right? They got everything you can think of what they have over all other vehicles, especially people movers are sliding side doors and with kids getting them in and out. I don’t care what SUV you have and how cool it is, nothing beats those sliding doors. They are amazing.

Sara Lacey: It’s so funny you talk about that. Scotty and I were talking about that, like, especially at the dawn of the [00:32:00] crossover, like that was this big opportunity to just kind of normalize sliding doors. Why did that not happen? You know, you’re, you’re putting vacuums in the car. You can put refrigerators in the car.

You can certainly put a mechanism to slide the door open and closed for a little while. I think it was at the Mazda five that did that. It was kind of that little mini minivan. And I thought for sure, I’m like, Oh, They’re on to something. This is going to happen. This is going to be a thing. And I’m on board with you, Eric.

I agree. I think the sliding door is to God’s end. I don’t know why it’s just relegated to minivan life only.

Crew Chief Eric: Since we’re talking about that, we didn’t answer the Aztec question and that’s okay. We shouldn’t, we’re just going to leave it there.

Sara Lacey: No, I totally want to answer that. I totally want to answer that by the way, cause I was thinking out loud, right?

So I will say if the Aztec were invented or brought back to life today, given that there are a lot of people looking at van life and working [00:33:00] remotely, I’m going to go out on a limb and say it would be a hit. Is that edgy?

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, no. And edgy is the right word because we are back in a time in car design where angular You’re so right.

Executive Producer Tania: That’s what I was gonna, I was gonna go with a yes also because all those sharp, weird lines fit in today where they felt out of place back then.

Crew Chief Eric: Absolutely. Everything in the early 2000s was still a carryover from the 90s. Very marshmallowy, very round. The Aztec came at a time where it was like, what? I don’t get it.

By the way, a little bit of trivia. The same guy that designed the Aztec is the guy that designed the C7 Corvette. So just do the math on that. All right.

Executive Producer Tania: You know, one was during a fever dream, the other wasn’t.

Crew Chief Eric: You know, we’ve been skirting around this other, I don’t want to call it issue, but there’s this moniker that was bestowed upon certain cars over the last hundred years.

And that’s [00:34:00] The mom mobile, right? And maybe that’s the problem with minivans. That’s the stigma that’s attached to them is that they’re a mom mobile, right? Just like the Outback could be a mom mobile or whatever have you. Does that concept still exist today in 2022? Is there a new mom mobile out there? I know there’s probably a couple that Tanya could offer up as suggestions.

Sara Lacey: Tanya, are you going

Executive Producer Tania: there?

Crew Chief Eric: Do you

Executive Producer Tania: want me to go to the ID Buzz’s

Crew Chief Eric: momobile? I think so. I think that’s a number one candidate for the next generation of momobile.

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t know if I would have chosen that, but

Sara Lacey: I wouldn’t rule it out. I mean, it’s electric. It carries people, the thing about the ID buzz, and it’s something that we’re seeing with a lot of brands, right?

This kind of revival of their heritage models, right? Broncos, you can go on and on and on the ID buzz. The thing that makes it maybe more palatable and less mom mobile is the fact that it has this treasured past as the micro bus. You think surfers, you think road [00:35:00] tripping. It doesn’t really necessarily evoke this whole mom mobile stigma.

That being said, when we write now, when we write now,

Crew Chief Eric: when

Sara Lacey: we do, when we do that about cars that formerly would have been considered mom mobiles, typically just refer to them as family cars, because fundamentally it might be the mom’s car. During the week, but dad’s certainly you’re driving everybody around on the weekend or moms and moms and dads and dads and whatever.

So it’s a more utilitarian title and not quite as mom shaming mom mobile, but you’re absolutely right. I mean, there is. There’s certainly a point in time in which the mom mobile was kind of this very unsexy tag that really gave women pause about when they went to go and purchase a minivan. I think there might be less of that now, but it certainly would explain the popularity of the SUV because the [00:36:00] SUV seems a little more individualistic and rugged and not quite so mom ish.

Executive Producer Tania: I think you hit on something, Eric, that I never really thought about before until you just said it now, because I don’t. Think about minivans. I’ve never needed to think so in depth about them, the stigma. So the first minivan came out in the mid 80s, right?

Crew Chief Eric: The Dodge Caravan. It saved Chrysler.

Executive Producer Tania: Yes. Lovely square.

Classic Dodge Caravan. The 80s. I mean, that was an interesting time for women in the workforce and everything. And you were starting to see them want careers and climb the ladder and things like that. So to say, go buy this mom mobile, it would have been off putting because I did have a professor who would have been out of college.

First job in that timeframe had gotten married, was starting to have kids. Her husband had suggested back then. Oh, you should get a minivan, get rid of your BMW, whatever [00:37:00] she had. And her answer was basically, hell no, I will never have a minivan. Don’t put that on me. So I’m wondering, you know, maybe there was a bit of that, like the career woman didn’t want to be put down in that way with the minivan.

Yeah, that’s held the minivan back.

Sara Lacey: I want you to write that article for me. That is brilliant.

Crew Chief Eric: What she’s saying is we need to elevate the minivan now. It needs to have a resurgence, a rebirth, a renaissance.

Sara Lacey: You know, I think that that has been tried. Remember, Toyota had their whole swagger wagon campaign for the Sienna for a long time, and

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, but that’s, that’s so lame, though.

Sara Lacey: Yeah, I know!

Crew Chief Eric: They gotta take the top gear approach. Like they always said, the fastest car in Britain is a Ford Transit van. Boom! Done! And then you get everybody excited about it. Yeah!

Sara Lacey: I really, I’m Really enjoying that line of thinking, Tanya, that really the minivan showed that the career woman was doing something [00:38:00] other than just being the career woman or not being able to have the career woman car, but also have the minivan, which wasn’t.

As compelling and sexy and great and all those things,

Executive Producer Tania: this is what happened to the sliding doors. It all started had not been stigmatized with mom mobile. We all have sliding doors.

Sara Lacey: Now we know. Now we know. I mean, I’ll

Crew Chief Eric: say this. I have no shame in driving my wife’s van.

Sara Lacey: Okay. Stop right there though. You just said that you have no shame in driving your wife’s van.

Why isn’t it your van, Eric? Why isn’t it your van?

Executive Producer Tania: Our van. You should say our van.

Sara Lacey: Our van. Driving our

Executive Producer Tania: van.

Crew Chief Eric: So I’m going to put it this way. We have a lot of cars and there are definitely cars that are my cars and then she is territorial about her car. The van is hers and she refers to it as Her car. So I refer [00:39:00] to it as her car as well.

That being said, I have no shame in driving her minivan. And I tell you what, it’s a Pacifica hybrid. I will embarrass some people at traffic lights. I have fun with that thing because it puts all the power to the ground immediately. And then it’s got 330 horse to back it up. I mean, you get that breadbox move at it.

There’s no better way to put it. I love it. I love it. I love those kind of like those sleeper things. And for the guys that are listening, I mean, you got to try some other cars because there’s some fantastic stuff out there. I’m with you guys. I brought up the whole momobile concept because you know, there’s been other cars to like sports cars that have been set over the years that well, like the Camaro was really designed for women.

If you’re a guy and you want a muscle car, you buy a Mustang and you look at the statistics and more women bought Mustangs than men did. Oh, interesting. All that nonsense for me goes out the window. I think cars are asexual, but I think it goes back to that. thing we were talking about when we buy cars, [00:40:00] we buy with our eyes, right?

It’s all about the aesthetic. I’ve also heard it using the metaphor that cars are like women’s shoes because there aren’t a lot of diversity in men’s shoes. It’s like black shoe, brown shoe, lace up shoe, slip on shoe, right? It’s pretty basic. But when you look at women’s shoes, handcrafted, they evoke emotion.

They’re used for different purposes. Maybe you’re going to a wedding or graduation, or you’re going to work, or you’re going camping. You know, there’s like five things. 50 million different styles and the same is true of cars. It makes me wonder using one of our all time favorite pit stop questions, Sarah, is there a sexiest car of all time for women?

Does that even exist? Is that how cars are viewed? Like from your perspective?

Sara Lacey: You know, that’s a good question. And again, it’s, it’s kind of getting into that dangerous territory of painting and broad strokes. So I don’t know that there’s a, Fundamentally, hands down, all women think this car is sexy type of car.

I can tell you what I think is a sexy [00:41:00] car. I would say that the Mercedes SLS AMG.

Crew Chief Eric: We laugh because Tanya loves fences. So you guys are good. No,

Executive Producer Tania: I have, I have, I’ve said that car multiple times.

Sara Lacey: No way. I love it. It’s got everything. It’s all of the pieces. It’s exotic. There’s touches of color. There’s, Just a beast of an engine. There’s going doors. I mean, oh my God. That’s pretty much usually how I go through the spiel too.

Yeah. Maybe the ladies do have something in common. I will say I was thinking about this a sexy car guys. Is a clean car. Can I get an amen?

Executive Producer Tania: Yes.

Sara Lacey: Those

Executive Producer Tania: cars that look like someone’s been living in it for 30 years. Oh, [00:42:00]

Sara Lacey: out of the cup holder. Yeah. I’m not even going to get into details, but yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: So speaking of details and detailing, do you guys cover car care and detailing and maintenance and things like that as part of a girl’s guide to cars?

Sara Lacey: We do. We have quite a few posts. regularly about caring for your car. One of the things that we always advocate for is like on Mother’s Day, a great Mother’s Day gift is to go and get the mother of your child’s car washed and detailed. Cause it’s just such a nice feeling to come out to your car and have everything tidy.

And it wasn’t a chore that you had to put on your own plate to do. Some of our most read posts It’s our car care posts and how to buy tires, tire maintenance. When do you need new tires? Those posts are incredibly popular too. They consistently do really well for us. Our issue, like so many other outlets is always just, can we create more content more regularly for those types of posts, [00:43:00] but moving into each season, we do usually say how to get your car ready for like now, how to get it ready for fall and winter.

What do you need to take out? of your car that you may have had in there for the summer that you won’t need for the winter. And what do you need to put in there? Always fill up windshield wiper fluid. Always, always, always, always check your tire tread, that sort of thing. Season to season. We have different needs.

Crew Chief Eric: Your other recommendation for mother’s day, it’s like a spa day for the car. So you got to think about that or something.

Sara Lacey: Again, I think I’ve just found my two new writers.

I love it. So if we go

Crew Chief Eric: back to the question of aesthetics, and again, you can answer this personally, you don’t have to generalize for the larger female population, but is there that Birkenstock of cars, you know, that ugliest car of all time? And the Aztec doesn’t count. We’ve already talked about it.

Sara Lacey: Ah, well, you know, it’s funny because I think the car that I think is one of the ugliest is also such a [00:44:00] gateway car.

For modern vehicles, and I hate to name it because it’s kind of now maybe getting a little retro cool, but I’m going to say it the AMC Eagle sedan. It is not.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, for way back in the day.

Sara Lacey: Yeah, did you? Oh, sorry. Did you, did you mean like something? Oh, no,

Crew Chief Eric: no, no. All time. Okay. Of all time. Cause that, that’s a great call.

And a lot of people forget about that. That was one of the last AMCs before they were completely absorbed into Chrysler and Jeep. So it’s pretty cool. You bring that up.

Sara Lacey: In Colorado, they were really popular because they were four wheel drive and you know, they had the ground clearance. So you didn’t have to buy a Jeep or a Scout or a Wagoneer.

You could get this. Cute little sedan. And then it was like, but is it cute? I don’t, I don’t know. It’s kind of weird. And the dimensions are kind of strange and that

Executive Producer Tania: brown color. So nice. And that

Sara Lacey: brown color and my friend had one and it had plaid seats [00:45:00] and it was just a visual cornucopia of weirdness. I have to give it props for laying the foundation for Subaru.

I mean, I don’t know that, I don’t know that we can make a definitive connection that Subaru looked at that and said, we’re going to do that. But it blazed a trail and with consumers that, oh, you can have this kind of car and it actually would really work really well. It was yet another great idea that maybe just couldn’t last through the market doing what it was doing.

Crew Chief Eric: So here’s another pit stop question for you. Yeah. As we lead into our final segment, if there was one lady from the automotive world, whether it’s industry, whether it’s from the aftermarket or from the motor sports world, whatever, who would you like to sit down and have a glass of wine with and discuss cars?

Is there somebody on your list? Like one of your female heroes? Oh, just one. Oh, I mean, give me a list then.

Sara Lacey: Well, okay. So I grew up learning [00:46:00] about Michelle Mouton who drove Audi up the Pikes Peak Hill climb. I just really admire her. And I just think she was such a trailblazer, pardon the pun, but she had sass.

She had confidence. She was a hell of a driver. And of course to do it in that car. It’s just what a story. You know, there’s, there’s a woman who is still writing and very active and her name is Sue Mead. And she’s always written from an off roading perspective. She’s a wonderful human being and an incredible off roader.

She has been in the off roading hall of fame as a journalist, but she’s Yet another person who’s lifting everybody with her as she goes. And she recently participated in one of the first all woman rally races. Well, she didn’t participate, but she supported racers in an all woman rally race in Saudi Arabia called the rally [00:47:00] Jameel and she’s just incredible.

And she’s. Friendly and wonderful and so inspirational because she started her riding career. I think she said she was around 40 when she started. She’s very inspirational to me. Yeah, those are two. Those are two that I can think of off the top of my head.

Executive Producer Tania: Speaking of motorsports again. So how do we engage or invite more women into motorsport?

How do we do that through your articles? Or are you guys leaning in that direction at all? How do we put more women in the seats?

Sara Lacey: I feel a bit that that is a community mandate. It starts with people being willing to talk to us and bring us in and teach us. You know, we want to teach our readers. We want to pass that passion on.

So when we find a writer like Annika, for example, you know, she’s super excited and very enthusiastic and you can read that in her writing and we want to be able to answer the questions. And I [00:48:00] think oftentimes motor sports. Can feel so intimidating because I don’t know about horsepower. I don’t know about torque.

I don’t know displacement and gear ratios and all these things that you think you have to know in order to enjoy it. And fundamentally to bring more people to motor sports, it’s letting them know that you don’t have to have that technical knowledge. You have to be excited about a racer. You have to like, Maybe the smell of the track, when you get out there and you can smell the exhaust or the tires, it’s making people understand not unlike bringing women to cars.

It’s okay to like a red leather interior say, you know, it’s okay to like this for the driver. It’s okay to like this because you want to go and sit out. On a Saturday afternoon with your family and see what happens. You don’t have to know anything technical, anything specific other than that. Like a lot of things, it’s just kind of about making people feel welcome and that whatever it is that they like about that [00:49:00] particular motor sport, that that’s enough.

Executive Producer Tania: So the future of a girl’s guide to cars, is there ways people can help? You know, they’re hearing about this or getting excited. They want to, you know, help the cause. Or do you guys do anything to help promote charity events or fundraising or things like that on the flip side, both ways helping? Yeah,

Sara Lacey: you know, one of the things that Scotty is great at bringing people in.

She really embraces if you love cars, but maybe you don’t know how to write about cars, we can help you with that. We are happy to help you with that. So let’s talk about if this is something that interests you and that you can passionately engage in and write about for our readers. So in joining the cause of bringing motorsport, Go to a girl’s guide to cars and read the articles that are there.

We are always working to attend races and create more content about those particular events. Oftentimes we just don’t have the people. If you are [00:50:00] showing us that this is something that’s important to you by reading what’s there, asking questions. This is a great opportunity for me to know that there are people that want to read about it.

So, you know, just have me on here a lot more. Shameless self promotion, shameless self promotion. We’ve

Crew Chief Eric: got a, what should I buy episode with your name all over it.

Sara Lacey: Yeah, for sure. Well, and you know, I, you know, oftentimes people just don’t, even I, I don’t know how much people want to read about certain things.

So being here really is helpful for me to know that there is an audience out there who wants to read. To read from our perspective about different races and different rallies and different kinds of motorsport events.

Crew Chief Eric: Absolutely. And we’ve had the very good fortune of meeting a lot of women in motor sports from, you know, the McReynolds sisters who are in motocross to Lindsay James and everybody in between where we want to capture those stories.

We want to get people to understand and recognize that it’s not just a bunch of dudes in the paddock. Like [00:51:00] many people have said, when we talk about diversity in the paddock, which goes beyond gender, right. And race, religion. and color and everything else. If you don’t see yourself there, you know, that reflection as an example, you don’t feel like you belong there.

And so it’s difficult, I think for diversity in general, in motor sports to say, how do we break those walls down? How do we make it more inviting? And I think you guys are making the right steps in the right direction, wanting to be there, going there, having to be there. People like Anika and Elizabeth who writes motorsports articles for Jalopnik and things like that, being present, being there.

And one thing I want to remind the women listeners that are listening to this episode is everyone is welcome. That’s the one thing that we’re always championing here at GTM at Grand Touring Motorsports is that motorsports enthusiasm has no boundary. If you get excited about motorcycle racing or drag racing or go karting, or maybe it’s, you know, world challenge racing with SRO or whatever, have you go to those events.

Go

Sara Lacey: Absolutely.

Crew Chief Eric: Not [00:52:00] only are you satisfying your curiosity, you’re helping to perpetuate motorsport because as the fans have turned to, well, I could just watch it later on my DVR and on TV. That whole realness of racing has left when you look around the grandstands and they’re half empty. So being there as part of it and that, then again, you see yourself there and now other people see themselves there as well.

And that’s really, really important. So we always want to remind people of that and bestow that upon them.

Sara Lacey: We. We do have a series called What Drives Her on a Girl’s Guide to Cars, and we interview women who own their own garages. We interview women who run racetracks. We interview executives. So it is an opportunity if you’re interested to know and understand just how many people send that same message.

Just come, just come. You’re welcome. We want you here. That certainly solidifies. That message for us.

Executive Producer Tania: I think what you guys are doing is really important. And, you know, yes, we were talking about the motor sports and all that, because obviously we care about [00:53:00] getting just in general, the more people that are engaged in the sport, we’ll keep it alive for years to come.

But just even in everyday life. Cars have always been boys play with cars and girls play, you know what I mean? So like that, there’s been that ingrainment. And so as you get older and suddenly you have your first car and you need to go buy your first car, you’re treated a certain way when you walk into the dealership or into the mechanic shop to fix your car.

So, you know, by you all creating these articles that are helping to explain how to go do this and how to go to that and what to look for, you’re empowering women to feel more confident. To go to these traditionally male dominated, if you will, areas, right? Environments. Exactly. And so I think that’s really important, you motorsports, but just everyday life, what you guys are doing and these articles that you’re sharing.

Sara Lacey: Thank you. It’s so validating to hear that. And it’s validating all the time when we have the numbers that we see of people reading our articles. But the idea of [00:54:00] cars on your terms, it’s so true and it’s okay. You know, it is empowering to know that the things that are important to you are valid, whether or not they’re valid to the dealership or whatever other environment you’re in, in the car life.

Crew Chief Eric: I will say this. I’m very fortunate to be surrounded by strong women in my life. And hopefully my daughters will be that way as

Sara Lacey: well.

Crew Chief Eric: There is nothing more entertaining than watching either my mother, my sister, or my wife. Go to a dealership and buy a car. I don’t have to say a word and stand back and just watch the fireworks go because all three of them coming from, you know, either being in the car world, racing world, or exposed to it, they got their guns out when they go to go buy something.

And it is just hilarious. I mean, I’ve seen some sales reps be like, Oh my goodness. And I’m like, you don’t mess with these ladies.

Sara Lacey: I love it. I love it. I, I detect a podcast tips, tips and tricks. [00:55:00]

Crew Chief Eric: My mom’s favorite, her staple is she walks in the door and asks, does it come in a manual? And they say, excuse me, ma’am, did you say manual as in transmission?

She goes, yes. Does it come in a manual? And they inevitably say no. And she turns around and walks out the door and leaves. Her reasoning is I never learned how to drive an automatic. That’s a riot. So, I mean, it’s just like, they just lay it out there. She’s like, we’re not

Sara Lacey: going to waste time. I love

Crew Chief Eric: it. We focused a lot on a girl’s guide to cars and we didn’t talk about your journey as a journalist and coming into the automotive world.

So I want to wrap that up in a single question. So if a young lady came up to you, Sarah, and said, I want to do what you do, I want to write about cars. I want to do this kind of job. What would you tell them? What steps would you tell them to take? What lessons have you learned that you could pass on to these young ladies that might be interested in following your career path?

Sara Lacey: First I would say we can do it together. There are so many people in this [00:56:00] business who are willing to help other people. So fundamentally, always ask. Ask the question. Ask for help. Make it known what you want to do. That’s first second. And these seem like esoteric sort of things, but one of the most difficult things I think it is to learn in this business and, and in a lot of them.

In many ways, one thing that I am working with my writers with quite a bit is owning your expertise, whatever level that’s at. As women, we tend to say things like, well, I kind of think this, and it might be that. And so and so said, this is a great car. And I tend to agree, no, you have a knowledge base. You are an expert and people are coming to you for this information.

Own it. Talk confidently, be brave. We will help you do this. It’s a matter of learning how to know that, you know, enough kind of that classic [00:57:00] imposter syndrome thing that we all fight from time to time. But I think young women particularly can fall victim to it and. Not even want to start something because they feel like they don’t belong.

So the first thing they need to do is say that this is a thing that they want to do and find the people who are going to want to help them in that journey. Cause they’re everywhere.

Crew Chief Eric: Sarah, any shout outs, promotions, or anything else you’d like to share that we haven’t covered thus far.

Sara Lacey: Oh my gosh, this has been such a wonderful experience and I hope you’ll have me back.

And in the meantime, you can find me at our website, agirlsguidetocars. com. Again, we’re on Pinterest, we’re on Instagram, we’re on YouTube at agirlsguidetocars. com. We have lots of videos and articles everywhere just waiting for you to come read them and come see us.

Executive Producer Tania: A Girl’s Guide to Cars, their mission, to empower women to be smarter, happier car owners.

Women think about cars differently than men. So why should they talk about them, read about them, and evaluate them the [00:58:00] same way men do? A Girl’s Guide to Cars brings a natural and engaged conversation about cars to you, pairing it with empowering information, tactics, and strategies to ensure you make a smart and comfortable decision.

They also empower the auto industry to develop a closer, more meaningful relationship with their female customers.

Crew Chief Eric: To learn more about A Girl’s Guide to Cars, be sure to log on to www. agirlsguidetocars. com and that’s girls with an S or follow them on social at A Girl’s Guide to Cars on Facebook and Pinterest.

At a girl’s guide to the number two cars on Instagram at girls guide to cars on Twitter and their YouTube channel, Scotty. She buys cars, so we can’t thank you enough, Sarah, for coming on the show, sharing with our audience, the story behind a girl’s guide to cars and helping us. Get the message out there to this ever growing audience, males and females alike.

And we really do appreciate everything you’re doing to bring a whole new perspective, a whole [00:59:00] different set of eyes. Again, giving that unique perspective from behind your steering wheel.

Sara Lacey: Thank you so much for having me. I’ve loved every minute of it and I hope to be back soon. Definitely. We can’t wait to have you on another episode.

Thank you. It was a pleasure to meet you both too. And I hope you have a great rest of your night. This was such a blast. Thank you.

Executive Producer Tania: You too.

Sara Lacey: Bye.

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out on www.gt motorsports.org. You can also find us on Instagram at Grand Tour Motorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, you can call or text us at (202) 630-1770 or send us an email at Crew chief@gtmotorsports.org.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction to Break/Fix Podcast
  • 01:21 A Girl’s Guide to Cars: The Beginning
  • 02:14 Features and Services of A Girl’s Guide to Cars
  • 03:27 Contributing to A Girl’s Guide to Cars
  • 05:21 Motorsports Coverage and Female Representation
  • 06:58 Historical Finds and Women’s Perspective on Cars
  • 13:28 Key Topics and Trends in Automotive for Women
  • 18:19 Brands Catering to Women and EV Insights
  • 25:33 SUVs vs. Wagons: The Ongoing Debate
  • 31:21 The Evolution of Family Vehicles
  • 31:54 The Sliding Door Debate
  • 32:38 Revisiting the Pontiac Aztec
  • 33:49 The Stigma of the ‘Mom Mobile’
  • 34:35 The Future of Family Cars
  • 42:07 Car Care and Maintenance Tips
  • 49:01 Empowering Women in the Automotive World
  • 55:28 A Girl’s Guide to Cars: Mission and Vision
  • 58:55 Final Thoughts and Farewell

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THEIR MISSION: TO EMPOWER WOMEN TO BE SMARTER, HAPPIER CAR OWNERS

The platform thrives on diverse voices, welcoming freelance writers and newcomers alike. Contributors like Kristen Shaw and Jill Simonello are currently making waves as they tackle the Rebelle Rally in a Hyundai Santa Cruz—an off-road navigation challenge that’s as gritty as it is inspiring.

Sara Lacey emphasizes that women often approach car buying with lifestyle in mind. Comfort, accessibility, safety features, and interior design matter just as much – if not more – than horsepower stats. Features like cup holders, adjustable pedals, and spacious consoles aren’t trivial; they’re essential.

Motorsports coverage is growing, with a focus on storytelling that invites readers in. Whether it’s NASCAR, hot rodding, or endurance racing, the goal is to demystify the sport and celebrate the passion behind it. Recent highlights include guides on attending races and features on all-female teams like the Iron Dames at Le Mans.

EVs, Safety, and Subscription Features

Hot topics include:

  • The rise of electric vehicles (EVs), especially three-row SUVs
  • Understanding driver assist systems and safety tech
  • Navigating trim levels and feature availability
  • The controversial trend of subscription-based car features (hello, heated seats à la carte)

A Girl’s Guide to Cars helps decode the alphabet soup of acronyms and standardize terminology so readers can make informed decisions.

Manufacturers like Genesis, Infiniti, Volvo, and Hyundai are stepping up with thoughtful design, luxurious interiors, and women-led initiatives. Genesis, for example, offers spa-like ambient noise and tactile elegance in its EVs – proving that electric doesn’t have to mean austere.

While SUVs dominate the market, there’s still love for wagons and vans among the editorial team. Sara fondly recalls her Saab 9-5 wagon, and the crew laments the decline of stylish long-roofs in the U.S. (except for the ever-faithful Subaru Outback).

Be sure to check out the previous episode with guest Annika Carter, who writes and reviews for AGGC.

Inclusivity Drives Innovation

With 35% of their readership identifying as male, A Girl’s Guide to Cars proves that good design and thoughtful features appeal across the board. As more women enter the boardroom and design studio, the industry is evolving – and everyone benefits.

Whether you’re shopping for your next ride, curious about motorsports, or just love a good story, A Girl’s Guide to Cars is steering the conversation in a fresh, inclusive direction. Check them out, contribute your own story, and join the ride.


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THEIR GOAL: EMPOWER WOMEN TO BE SMARTER, HAPPIER CAR OWNERS
Women think about cars differently than men. Why should we talk about them, read about them and evaluate them the same way men do? A Girls Guide to Cars brings a natural and engaged conversation about cars to you, pairing it with empowering information, tactics and strategies to ensure you make a smart and comfortable decision. We also empower the auto industry to develop a closer, more meaningful relationship with their female customers.

B/F: The Drive Thru #26

In this episode of the Gran Touring Motorsports Podcast ‘The Drive Thru News’, hosts bring the latest monthly automotive and motorsports news segment. The show opens with sponsorship shout-outs and a special guest introduction: Sara Lacey, Managing Editor from ‘A Girl’s Guide to Cars,’ filling in for regular host Brad. Topics discussed include the Detroit Auto Show’s schedule change and its focus on domestic automakers, the popularity of unique vehicle trends like ‘ducking’ within the Jeep community, and a detailed showcase on the new Ford Mustang. The episode also touches on Queen Elizabeth II’s extensive automotive knowledge, new electric vehicle technology, and the impact of current lawsuits and recalls in the industry. In the motorsport section, the hosts talk about Formula 1 driver changes, IMSA and SRO World Challenge updates, and the upcoming NASA championships at Pittsburgh International Race Complex. They end with lively segments on humorous and strange automotive news, including runaway vehicles and odd custom cars, providing a thorough and entertaining recap of the latest happenings in the world of cars and motorsports.

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Showcase: A Girls Guide to the Automotive Industry

THE BELOVED DETROIT AUTO SHOW (AKA NORTH AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL AUTO SHOW) HAS A NEW LOOK

BUT WAIT, THE NORTH AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL AUTO SHOW (DETROIT AUTO SHOW) ALWAYS TAKES PLACE IN WINTER, RIGHT? ... [READ MORE]

THE 2023 TOYOTA GR COROLLA IS SO GOOD, I WANT ONE

HOW GOOD IS THE 2023 TOYOTA GR COROLLA? IT MADE ME BELIEVE IT HAS RACING DNA. ... [READ MORE]

THE 2022 TOYOTA HIGHLANDER: TOYOTA DOESN’T MESS WITH THE FORMULA

HOW DOES THE SAYING GO? IF IT AINT BROKE… ... [READ MORE]

IT’S JEEP 4XE DAY, AND THERE ARE SOME NEW ELECTRICS COMING OUR WAY!

JEEP HAS ANNOUNCED SOME NEW ALL-ELECTRIC AND HYBRID ELECTRIC MODELS, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY WANT ONE. ... [READ MORE]

WHY QUEEN ELIZABETH WAS THE CAR GIRL WE ALL WANT TO BE

HER MASTERY WAS INTIMIDATING–AND SHE DIDN’T MIND INTIMIDATING OTHERS, INCLUDING THE KING OF SAUDI ARABIA. ... [READ MORE]

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Automotive, EV & Car-Adjacent News

For a list of all the articles and events referenced on this episode check out the show notes below.

Domestics

GT3 Mustang has been revealed, will be competing in IMSA and SRO next season

2023 Cadillac Escalade EXT Pickup with Supercharged V8 Turbo Blackwing Engine

EVs & Concepts

Formula One

Japanese & JDM

Lost & Found

Lower Saxony

Lowered Expectations

Motorsports

Rich People Thangs!

Stellantis

Tesla

VAG & Porsche

Have you seen the Countach redesign by Magnus Walker?

TRANSCRIPT

[00:00:00] Hello and welcome to the Gran Touring Motor Sports Podcast Break Fix, where we’re always fixing the break into something motorsports related. The Drive-Throughs GTMs monthly news episode, and is sponsored in part by organizations like H P D E junkie.com, hooked on driving American muscle.com, collector car guide.net, project Motoring Garage style magazine, and many others.

If you are interested in becoming a sponsor of the drive-through, look no further than www.gt motorsports.org. Click about and then advertising. Thank you again to everyone that supports Gran Touring Motorsports, our podcast Break Fix and all the other services we provide. Welcome to drive through episode number 26.

This is our monthly recap where we’ve put together a menu of automotive motorsport and random car adjacent news. Now let’s pull up to the window number one for some automotive news. Aw, look at you doing the intro like Brad does. Wrong, no . [00:01:00] You know, he’s off this month as he’s in the middle of moving across the river, and we look forward to having him rejoin the conversation in October, but in his place, we’re excited to have a special guest, right, Tanya?

Yay. We have Sarah Lacey back. Yay. She is the managing editor from a Girl’s Guide to Cars filling in for Brad this month. And like Tanya said, we’re welcoming her back and you all are kind of scratching your heads going, wait. Hang in folks. You’ll find out there’s more coming. That said, let’s kick off this month’s showcase a proper showcase.

Unlike last month’s double down showcase, we’re gonna do a girls guide to the automotive industry. So what have you got for us, Sarah, in exciting news this month? The Detroit Auto Show showed up in September instead of its annual slot in January. Who made that decision? . Certain people who make those kinds of decisions decided.

It’s been really interesting actually, because, you know, we’ve all been trained to gear up for all the news coming out of [00:02:00] Detroit in January, and it came out just now in September. So there’s a lot of news hot off the presses, but I also imagine that the show goers will be excited because it won’t be in, in the middle of winter that they can go.

So there’ve been some outside booths and outside events for families and for show goers. It’ll be cool to see how that plays out. My destinations in the winter vacation months are definitely Detroit. You know, where it’s like negative 12, number one. . Yeah. Top choice. So you wrote. Earlier this week on a girl’s Guide to cars.

So tell us about this year’s North American International Auto Show in Detroit. What do we have to look forward to? It was a big three news event. There weren’t a whole lot of other pieces of information from any European automakers or Japanese or Koreans. So it was really exciting from the standpoint that Ford and STIs and Chevrolet had some interesting pieces of news to share, and it ran the gamut.

There was some [00:03:00] interesting information about internal combustion engine futures, which I think a lot of consumers are thinking about and wondering about because electrics seem to be so front of mind for everybody right now. But there was some big news about that. In more interesting family related news, there was a giant rubber duck out on the plaza for deep fans to experience, and that might have come up on everybody’s Instagram pages and whatnot.

But really fun, and again, part of the fun outdoor atmosphere that Detroit had going this year. The ducking move. Apparently in the juke world going on right now, and not, that’s not a play on words. I’m not trying to be like, oh, you know, duck this or anything like that, but it’s not an autocorrect parody.

Yeah, no. So I was like, what is 61 foot tall inflatable rubber ducky like you’d see in your bathtub? And apparently it’s like this whole thing that got started by one Jeep owner leaving a rubber ducky on someone else’s jeep with a note that says Nice Jeep . And I guess [00:04:00] that’s a thing with Jeep owners.

Yeah. And in fact, we have a writer who just recently published a post about why Jeep owners love their Jeep. She taught about that being a very compelling, exciting facet of Jeep ownership, which I thought. Awesome. And she has had it Jeeps her whole entire life and for the first time got ducked earlier this year and she was very excited about it.

So nice. It’s a thing. I don’t think it applies to Grand Cherokee owners. I’m just gonna leave it right there. I think that’s a smart, to clarify that maybe one day you’ll find a duck. There’s a duck in your future. Oh, thanks. I saw some articles though on the North American International Auto Show. A lot of them were saying how it was a ghost town and there were maybe vendors missing, and I don’t know if that meant it was specifically like vendors were missing or attendance was low.

I don’t know about attendance. I haven’t been looking at that, but I do know that attendance from manufacturers was really low. You know, usually it’s the show of [00:05:00] the year, and I guess probably for the last seven or eight years it started to wane as manufacturers start looking to LA and to the East Coast, you know, the New York Auto Show as venues for their reveals and everything.

But it’s unfortunate, you know, there are a lot of other smaller displays and kind of up and coming aftermarket companies that then had room to kind of showcase their products and everything. So I don’t know. It’ll be interesting because of the shift in its normal schedule. Like you said, it’s in the middle of winter usually, and we all aspire to go to that event, but it’s tough.

You’re like, oh, new York’s a couple months later, it’ll be warmer. We’ll do that in March or April some, or the show comes to dc, you know, things like that. But it also is at a weird time of year because it’s back to school time in September, but it also comes on the heels of a lot of concourse. So Car week there in the middle to the tail end of August at Pebble Beach, and then there’s a bunch of other concourses right behind that.

So, , the folks from the hobby are busy showing their cars and [00:06:00] probably not at the Detroit Auto Show because it’s not traditionally been at this time of the year. Right. You gear up for the winter when there’s nothing else going on. So I could see as they readjust, and maybe this becomes more normal, that tendon would rise.

Yeah. But you kind of have to view this as the first time event. And I think it’ll be interesting too, to see news is disseminated so differently. Now then when the auto shows were born and, and it was really a necessity to kind of put out all of this information all at once so people could write about it and get all that information at the same time.

And it, it’ll be interesting to see if this going forward is how automakers choose to present newsworthy information. There will always be a place for auto shows because dealerships want people to be able to shop the cars there. But as far as press events, it’s really gonna be interesting to see how this plays.

They’ve also changed a lot too. They used to be more like the world’s Fair compared to these dealer shows that they’ve become over the years. I mean, I remember going even 20 years ago to the New York [00:07:00] Auto Show, and it was a spectacle. The types of displays they created, cars that were suspended on air, that looked like they weren’t held by anything.

All this crazy stuff. And then they become more and more mundane and just kind of regular like, oh, I can see this Baltimore as I could see it in San Antonio or in Detroit, sort of all the same. So I think to bring back the appeal, there needs to be more concept cars. There needs to be more stuff that kind of like Geneva where it kicks off that season.

Yeah. Of those auto shows and really gets us excited about what the art of the possibility could be. That’s a really good point because I think, I wanna say it was Chrysler. They had a concept car that people were talking about, and it just felt like, gosh, it was so singular, you didn’t hear about a whole lot of other concepts.

And part of me was feeling like we are in a moment where past concepts now exist. Many years ago when I would attend auto shows, it was like, the future is electric and check out these crazy electric cars. And it was like, who knows if these will be made? And now all of a sudden, here they are. And it’s a lot to present a consumer [00:08:00] with.

So I wonder if manufacturers are hoping that some of that razzle dazzle kind of comes out in the products that they’re actually offering today versus a concept. I guess in other news, unfortunately, unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last week, I think it would be hard to miss the sad loss of a great lady, great woman in history.

Queen Elizabeth II finally passed away peacefully. Very sad news. Condolences are, are British compatriots, um, in the Commonwealth, but what’s cool about that? That people didn’t realize until maybe after she passed is that she was a heck of a car girl. She was amazing, and as a young woman, really fought against her parents to earn the right to go and join her military to learn how to work on trucks.

It was largely trucks and heavy machinery. She. Very hands on, and I think she was 18 when she joined the army. Their version of the Army, it was the auxiliary [00:09:00] territory service, I believe it’s called. In any case, she trained on not just how to change a tire, not just how to clean the windshield. She was in there.

She was taking engines apart and putting them back together. She also learned how to drive those vehicles in all kinds of terrain, and that was something that she did as a young woman, obviously. So she carried that with her throughout her life and it was really something that gave her a lot of freedom and she really embraced driving as her way of doing what she wanted in a life and in a role that she couldn’t always accomplish, that.

It was really fun to write this story and to remember that through her learning and her education, she found such independence. It’s something that we all get when we start to learn how to work on cars. It seems so simple, but it really is empowering. It really is something that makes us feel like we have some agency and control over our lives.

And [00:10:00] she drove her whole life. It was so cool. And I think you posted a video in there too, of her kind of driving different cars and it was funny to see her even, you know, in her later years she was, she’s there driving a JA and. Oh my gosh. And you can hardly even see her head over the steering wheel and the dash and it’s hysterical.

And yeah, she had a large collection of cars and had her favorites like that Jag, she drove that for ages and it was one of her favorite. One of her other favorites was a station wagon that she had outfitted with a gun rack and a little cage for the corgis and I think it was at Vox Hall. Cresta Estate is the name of the car and it looks so cool.

This cool station wagon out. See there’s some foreshadowing for the next episode here if it’s good enough for the queen to drive a station wagon. Everybody should drive a station wagon. Everyone should have one. Everyone should have one. I agree. Could not agree more. I know she was pictured a lot in her rovers and everything, and of [00:11:00] course those were some of her favorites as well, but her station wagons were the ones she drove the most.

I believe. If you can’t have a station wagon, you can always have a hot hatch. That is true, even though it’s sometimes seems like the number of hot hatches is declining, perhaps Toyota will help us and reinvigorate all of the different marks to create more hot hatches and then flood the market with more small, fast fun cars.

You’re not getting a yarus. It’s not gonna happen . It’s fine. Well, I will say though, the GR Corolla would be a fair compromise, wouldn’t it though? You know, especially if you got boiler Alert 50 grand to spend on the Mao Race Car Edition. . Well, I know that we’ve been talking about this car for quite some time and it’s your second favorite GR product next to the Yaris.

Probably third in line is the Supra after that. Annika Carter who writes for our girls guide to cars, got a chance to drive one outta track and review it. [00:12:00] So let’s get Tanya’s take on Annika’s review. Essentially, she said she wants one boom mic. Everyone should have one. pretty straightforward review. For people who don’t know her, she’s into pro racing now.

She made that transition from starting track days. You can catch her episode on a previous break fix podcast. You learn all about her story. Did start out track days, moved up into club racing, trying to go into the professional circuit. So she’s got a lot of experience. She gets to go on these new car rides and doing these car reviews.

So the slightest one was on the GR Corolla as it’s coming. Finally, right? We’re getting more and more information, I think daily and prices were finally listed. She goes into all this. She does a nice job of very clearly outlining the main points. She goes into her test drive and how she felt the car performed and all that.

And there’s essentially three trim levels. You can get your basic trim level, you can get a performance trim level, and then you can get the super trim level, which is [00:13:00] actually gonna be a super limited production. And even like in the first year, it’s gonna be a really small quantity, so you’ll be lucky to even get one.

We’ll probably. Hardly ever see these on the road, but that top tier one is literally a race carb. It’s the Toyota nine 11 GT three, right? They took the backseats out to save weight. They put a chassis bar for reinforcement and rigidity back there. The windows don’t roll down in the back. They took out speakers.

I mean, they stripped a whole bunch of stuff in there to save weight. Most of us aren’t getting that one, but you know, maybe you’d start out with the core model that’s, I think it was 36,000, almost 37,000 to start one could go. It’s a Corolla . But if you compare it to like the golf R and the W R X and some of the other cars at let’s say $35,000 for 300 horsepower and all-wheel drive according to Annika, it’s fun to drive.

It does everything it’s supposed to. Yeah. And with electronically biasing all-wheel drive system where you can actually make it more rear wheeled and front wheel, all these really intricate gizmos that you would expect from a much more expensive vehicle, that’s a lot to ask [00:14:00] for in that little package.

And even the MAO edition at 50 K, that GT three version, I mean, the joke there is. You’re getting less and paying more, but it pays off in dividends. The extra a hundred pounds that you lose, you get more boost, which you’re making more power. All this kind of stuff. If you wanna track day weapon that’ll blow the doors off of focus Rs or a golf R, I think this is your option.

I love what she said in her review about the fact that the Corolla feels like it was born and built as a track car, that it does not feel like anything that’s been modified in order to perform like it feels like from day one that this was the intent. It drives that way. It feels that way. She was so smitten with it.

I love it. Which the interesting thing about this car though, is it. Only being offered as a manual transmission. Yes, I’m fine with that. Save the manuals. That’s a very interesting business proposition. . Well, I think they’re catering to the enthusiast market. For sure. [00:15:00] For sure. Toyota’s gonna make these.

They’re gonna make them for the people that really want them. Yeah, and if you look at like the B R Z and the FRS crowd, they’re all manuals as well, right. If they’re looking to kind of fill the gap of people are like, well, I don’t really want the rear wheel drive B rz, or whatever the Corolla is. The next answer, especially if we’re not getting the yarus and the Supra, we keep going back and forth on this.

You want the manual, you get the smaller motor. If you want the horsepower, you’re stuck with the flappy paddles. I think they’re trying to appease that missing section of the enthusiast crowd and draw them away again from Subaru, from Volkswagen, and even from Hyundai, because the Veloster M is starting to be sunset as well.

So where do you take those people that went, man, I really wanted a veloster. Used car prices are too high. I can buy a new car for the same amount. What is that new car? It’s this car. You have to be an enthusiast, right? Because like this car is going to ride a little bit stiffer than a regular Corolla, right?

It’s not gonna have that kind of sofa feel to it that pedestrian [00:16:00] cars might have, right? Like as soon as you start doing performance modifications, the cars get stiffer, you start feeling the bumps in the road more, et cetera. And there’s people that don’t like that. And so if you don’t like that, you’re probably not gonna like this car.

But if you’re an enthusiast, then you like to feel more connected to the road, and you don’t mind feeling the cigarette butt when you hit it. Not saying that this car is so stiff, you’re feeling cigarette butts, but sounds like it’s gonna be just wild. The nail in the coffin here is a shootout. Like all those silly shootout videos that we see, well, that’s what we’re waiting for.

This versus civic type R versus the golf R. Yeah, and the Nissan 400 z. Cuz if it’s quicker around the track than a 400 z I’m sold. We’re getting a Corolla end of story . I mean, I don’t even care about the Civic anymore. Can you call that a hot hatch? It’s the size of like a town car and then it’s got that God awful wing on the back that looks so trashy, like I’m embarrassed.

Not in the car. I’m embarrassed for the other people in it. , we talked with James Naan from [00:17:00] Honda Performance when we were at V I R earlier this year. If you really want to go. In the new Civic, buy the race, ready Civic because it actually costs less than the streetcar. If you are thinking about buying a civic to go to the track, don’t build it yourself.

Just go buy it from H P D directly and you’re gonna have a better car. That being said, jokingly, I said to him when I walked up to the car, Hey, is this the new Accord? And he gave me this look like if looks could kill because the 11th generation civic is so big compared to its predecessors. But the same is true at Volkswagen, at Subaru, at Toyota, all the cars have gotten bigger as they’ve evolved, which is funny.

Yes and no. I feel like the Civic has bigger, even bigger than it needs to be. Like. Yes, the Gulfs have gotten bigger, but it’s like the Civic, I swear to God. Yes, it’s an accord. Stop calling it a Civic, but was in the car with someone the other day. Mark seven passed us Volkswagen and the response was, wait a second.

Oh, is that the new, I thought that was a [00:18:00] wagon. Wait, that’s a, that’s a golf like, well, not quite that big, but yeah, we’re getting there. . I mean the Jetta’s as big as a, the old Passat, that’s all I’m gonna say. Talking about big cars. A little bit more foreshadowing for the next episode. Sarah, you mentioned that the hot thing right now, especially for the ladies on a Girls guide to cars, is to talk about SUVs and trucks.

So let’s talk about the one you just most recently reviewed. Another product from Toyota. Yeah, I am a fan of the mid-size S U V, and I think I talk about this a bit in the review, but you know, you kind of have all the utility without all of the bulk. You can wind up carrying people, which is often the first thing that makes people look towards three row SUVs anyway, but don’t always wind up carrying all the cargo that you think you’re gonna carry and you kind of get a little more in the fuel efficiency department.

What I love about Highlander, Toyota in general and the Highlander, is that some people might accuse them of [00:19:00] underdoing things. They’re not gonna always have the biggest flashiest new features. They kind of take their updates slowly. They’re kind of thoughtful about what they choose to incorporate. And while it sometimes it can seem boring, it’s timeless, it’s effective, it makes it really an easy car to be in all the time because everything is very ergonomic and friendly.

All the buttons and switches are where they should be and it makes sense. Unlike a giant S U V, you can reach things like your purse if you happen to have one, you can put that on the passenger seat and still reach for it if you need to get something. So it’s a very practical car. So that’s the reason why I love those so much.

And you know, if you have two kids, And you want to carry some of their friends around from time to time. It’s really a nice size and I know that we’ve debated a little bit about, well, why don’t you just get a gosh darn minivan? Well, some people want the all-wheel drive. They [00:20:00] want some of the capability that you can get in something like the Highlander and, and in that case, the Highlander really delivers in that way.

So any consideration to doing, let’s call it a shootout between the four wheel drive, Sienna against the Highlander. You guys thought about maybe doing that? I would love that. We just haven’t had an opportunity to get a Sienna yet. Generally speaking, when we do our reviews, we don’t do shootouts, but. I wouldn’t rule that out because I also think that seldom do people go out taking their kids to school and to activities and whatever.

When there are these massive snowstorms where you have 12 inches of snow out there, that could really be problematic. That would require the clearance, the ground clearance that you would have in a crossover and U as opposed to minivan. So I’m down. I think it would be a neat comparison to rank Stack the features of the Highlander against the Sienna, like making things equal.

Right. The power plants are gonna be similar, especially if you buy V6 models. [00:21:00] All-wheel drive is an option on both. Granted, the Highlander’s not gonna have those awesome sliding doors, but there’s gonna be a lot of other creature comforts that either carry over or exist on one and not the other. And it’d be neat to, even if it was in a tabular form, see what that looks like because I don’t think people are doing those comparisons.

And it might be the difference of one or two things. And even price, is the minivan cheaper? Is it more expensive? How far is your dollar going? And what are you willing to live with and live without? As much as you try to rationalize a minivan to people, there’s just. They’re just not cool. Yeah, I get it.

your listeners will hear this on the episode that I’m on with you in as much as it makes zero sense in many cases to select an s u V over a minivan, there are always gonna be people who are not interested. And so on paper, I agree. I think it would be really fascinating because on paper they’re probably a lot closer to each other in [00:22:00] terms of how they price out, how they behave.

All of this and push came to shove if your heart wasn’t invested in it. If it was just a cerebral decision, people would pick the minivan every time. All right. You know, if it, uh, looks like. Drives like a Jeep or does that Looks like a duck then It’s a Jeep. Did you go ducking again? . So I really wanna know about the new four Xes.

These are the hybrid Jeeps. I actually ran into somebody that bought a hybrid Wrangler, and again, you reviewed one of these this month, so I wanted to get your take on that as well. We were writing about all the news that was coming out for Jeeps four by E Day. Jeep is really putting it out there that this is their four by E.

Their plug-in hybrids are some of the most popular hybrids that people can buy. And so they’re really doubling down on this. And it’s super exciting because owners of these cars are just smitten with them. They love them. They’re kind of getting the [00:23:00] best of both worlds. I don’t think that Jeep could look the other way in the face of that kind of success and that kind of popularity.

It’d be crazy for them not to create some more models. So what they wound up doing was they announced that they are going to do an all electric, their recon, which is probably the image that you’ve seen the most out there with the Jeep four by eDay News. The recon is going to be all electric. You’re gonna be able to take the doors off, you’re gonna be able to remove the roof.

So it’s gonna feel gp, it’s gonna look a little different. What Jeep is saying is that in true Jeep fashion, they’re tying it to the Rubicon Trail and they say that there will be. Charge in this vehicle that you can take it from start to finish on the Rubicon Trail. So that’s exciting. Some of our listeners might be wondering, why is it so important about this four xe?

Why is it so important that Jeep has this hybrid and all this kinda stuff? They’re a little late to the game on this, but also [00:24:00] sort of at the pointy end of the spear. Because if you think about it, plug in hybrids, all hybrids to this point have generally for packaging purposes, been designed around front wheel drive vehicles, right?

Transverse? Mm-hmm. , front wheel drive vehicles and the Jeeps, the Wranglers and the Grand Cherokees especially are all longitudinally oriented. And so from a engineering packaging perspective, the hybrid transmissions a little bit bigger. There’s more stuff. How do we move things around? Where do we put things in the place of the transfer case, you know, if we’re doing all-wheel drive, the standard transmission that’s there.

So they had to figure out how to fit all that without losing the already limited space that a Wrangler and even a Grand Cherokee have inside. So for them to be able to do this is monumental because it also goes into the playbooks of other vehicles to say, now we can do rear wheel drive hybrid. That’s what they’ve been trying to overcome for a while.

And then to do all electric, this has opened so many doors and I’m glad to see that STIs is the one that’s walking through this. Hearkening back to our [00:25:00] conversation we just had about what consumers want. There’s this hurdle that people have about electrics and how far you can go and range anxiety and all of this and, and while you know, hybrids certainly assuage a lot of that fear to really take the leap and create something and say, you can embrace your outdoor lifestyle.

You can go out in the woods somewhere and have an experience. You can go camping, you can do the things that you like to do and you can do it with an all electric vehicle. I mean, that’s the bold statement. If they can pull it off, it’s gonna be some bold technology for sure. What I think is interesting is I’ve actually seen a number of them on the road or in a parking lot more aptly put, you don’t notice them unless you’re paying attention because they just look like regular Jeeps and until you, your eye catches that blue, that’s their little electric blue color and it’s just accents here and there in the gray color that they did, which is kind of a new color.

You don’t really see the Jeeps in that color. And then you kind of look at it, go, wait, is this something [00:26:00] different or just a new color? I kind of like how they did that where it’s not like in your face like, oh, I’m so different. I’m electric. But it’s like, no, I. I’m ducking, you know? Yeah. . Hi. Just ducking around.

Ducking around. Well, and they did just announce, this was a couple days ago that there will be a Willie’s version and it’s actually gonna be the least expensive of those plug-in hybrid models. And they did say it’s gonna be the blue accents, blue toe hooks, and the Willy’s lettering in blue. But it’s going to be subtle.

I think a lot of people agree with you that you don’t need your car to look like it’s a U F O. Thank you very much. I’ll take just a regular looking car and if it happens to be electric or partially electric, then great too. Yeah, and that’s the upside to hybrids over EVs in the sense of making people transition to more carbon friendly cars.

Especially now with everybody having automatics. If all cars came as hybrids, and I’ve heard the Toyota is pushing for this to have a hybrid on every chassis that they [00:27:00] have, the drivers wouldn’t know the difference. We’re still pumping fuel. We’re going a lot longer between Phillips, but the hybrids do and its thing under the hood, and it’s just like driving every other car.

When you get into the all electrics, that’s when the anxiety rises. You know, can I really go where I need to go in an emergency situation? Is it gonna be there? Is it suddenly bricked because of a bad firmware update? None of that stuff really exists in the hybrid world. Yeah. So you’re starting to see the Japanese.

Embraces through Toyota and you’re starting to see even the Europeans sort of turn in that direction now too, saying maybe all electric isn’t the answer. I think we will be a little bit slower here because now we’ve invested so much to pivot right away. Back to where we, where we sort of started is gonna be a difficult switch.

The practical problem of all electric is that not everybody will have a home charger. Not everybody will be able to to charge their cars that way, which changes your behavior around any ev if you’re having to go and charge it. It may not take a [00:28:00] long time, but it’s still a little bit longer than a gas station.

And as of right now, those are harder to find. It’s still quite a bit of a hurdle and I think that hybrids are really a great bridge between internal combustion and all electric. You know, we can still self-inflicting idea on ourselves too with internal combustion engines. You know, like leaving for your morning commute with over 500 miles on your tank and then just noticing how the needles moving closer and closer to the east side.

But you know, duck it, it’s fine. Do we know someone like this? Does this does I don’t. I don’t know. I think, I think she made it this morning to the gas station. It was fine. She got fuel . Well, one last piece of girls’ Guide to industry, right Tanya? We have something from the motor sports world. Yeah. So it was recently announced that the FIA.

Is introducing a new role for the first time ever in their structure, they’re introducing a C e O role. And for those who don’t know what the F I A is, it’s the International Federation of Automobiles. They’re [00:29:00] the basically the overarching licensing sanctioning body of all the big motor sports events, formula One, rally, world endurance, yada yada, yada.

They do everything for those. So, okay, big deal. One c e o. Cool. Ooh, who? Big deal. A woman is stepping into that role. That’s the real big news here. Yes. So congratulations. And she’s American. Yes. Not a European or somebody else that they’re putting in there. Mm-hmm. . That’s great news. Icing on that cake. So Natalie Robin is gonna be taking that chief executive officer role.

She is not a stranger to the automotive industry. She comes from past experience with Volvo, Nissan, Daimler Chryslers should be hopefully a good fit and I hope to see her be successful and then obviously do good things with the F I A . Absolutely. That wraps up our showcase. So let’s move on to Porsche, Volkswagen and Audi News.

There’s only a couple things to talk about here. We mentioned in the past that Porsche has been teasing us all with a [00:30:00] potential American I P O. They’re already traded on European stock markets and other places around the world, but it’s taken them some time to get their act together and by way, a Volkswagen, the parent company, you know, there’s a lot of red tape that they gotta get through.

So right now, the I IPO demand has been valued at 85 billion. The article that we added to the show, States that the IPO should have been in September, and I marked that as should have been. I checked the NASDAQ for all the filings, redactions, and otherwise there is no mention of Porsche filing yet for their ipo O So you’re still in time.

Save your pennies to buy some of those early Porsche stock when it comes out. That said, I wanna ask you guys, you know, we know that the new Kuta has been pretty polarizing and the designer of the original Kuta said not no way not know how. I don’t wanna be affiliated with whatever this new thing is.

And then Magnus Walker steps into the picture and presents us with [00:31:00] just, I don’t even know how to describe it. I don’t even remember what that other one looked like other than the back was hideous and reminded me of like something out of the Transformer movies, not the cartoon, but the live action. And it was got awful, but this is quite nice.

This is what they should have done in the first place. This car is a kuta. Regardless of the fact that it’s an R eight or an inventor or whatever, underneath this plays the part. It fits the role. This is the right way to go. Lamborghini, if you’re listening, just take Magnus is design and go with it. This is quite nice.

The front end is nice. Oh yeah. It’s beautiful and it, you know, it really makes my childhood Kutas dreams reignite like, yes, that’s what it’s supposed to look like. Like I don’t mind an update. I don’t mind things being different, but this all makes sense. It feels right. It feels good. Yeah, this whole thing just screams perfection.

I’m not always a fan of the stuff that Magnus [00:32:00] puts out. He’s done some weird things like the van again, F 40 and like all this crazy stuff. Yeah. But this was a stroke of just pure magic here. Yeah. So, uh, you were just talking about Porsche before Lamborghini. So speaking of them, you know, there was a whole big hoorah thing about Porsche and F1 and Audi and F1 and, and Porsche suddenly was in talks with Red Bull.

Yeah. Took their label on the side of the car, I guess. Put your left foot in and hit your right, right foot out. You know, we’re doing the hokey pokey. Yeah, that’s where we left it. . That’s exactly where we are. The music stopped. Porsche fell out of the seat. Duck, duck goose. Didn’t work. Got the duck reference again.

Good. There it is. There’s no hope for a Porsche F1 team. Is that what you’re saying? They wanted to do, I think. 50 50 and that was 49. Too much I think for Red Bull,

whatever it was. It was like it was too much. Corner was not willing to give up that. So they kicked them to the curb essentially. So no deal. T B D, what [00:33:00] happens? Do they go after somebody else now? I don’t know. I haven’t heard, I haven’t looked. I know we’ll talk about it later, but I hear Al Alpha tars up for sale, so who knows?

Maybe those slap Porsche stickers on that card will be confused just as where we’re gonna be before Honda powered Formula One car by Porsche, whatever, . But more on that later, we wanna talk about Lower Saxony. The news for Mercedes and BMW has been really, really seldom lately it’s been, they’ve been pretty quiet, so I figured they’re probably tooling up for, you know, the hundredth different design for three people that wanna buy it.

But our friends over at Garage Style Magazine, Don Weiberg specifically sent me a note this month and he says, Hey, I got a great B M W for you to buy it. I said, oh really? And I opened it up. In my jaw, hit the floor. It is a BMW three 20 Group, five Jagermeister race car. And he had me at Jagermeister

That’s all I have to say, . But would anybody like to guess what this is going for during the RM Sotheby’s [00:34:00] auction? Do we have any numbers? 70,000 shots of Jagermeister. Ooh, $1 Bob. Yeah, $1. . What? I don’t know. What is this? Like 900,000? I don’t know, million. The price was listed as furnished upon request. So you know when it says that , you can’t afford it.

That’s rich people. Thanks. Can’t afford it. But it’s still super cool, super cool. All these jaegermeister cars have such great racing history. It’s such an iconic livery in the racing world too. I mean, they’re unmistakable and little known fact. Little bit of trivia. If you’re ever on, who Wants To Be a Millionaire?

The first Liveried Jaegermeister race car was a P nine 14. So there you go. But moving on to Lantis News, and I hope you all took your medication for this . Cause if you’ve got a case of Lantis, to your point, Sarah, from earlier about the Detroit Auto Show, there was a teaser that came out earlier cuz we have a Lantis products here.

And I got a thing in the in our newsletter and it was [00:35:00] like, we’re prepared to un unveil one of Chrysler’s most luxurious, powerful special edition of vehicles to date. Catch the big reveal, yada, yada, yada yada. Reserve one of your own for this extremely limited production. So I went and checked it out and it was the airflow, which we all already know about.

So I’m like, wa, wa, wa bud. The airflow is pretty cool. We’ve talked about it before. It’s a neat looking, I don’t know what size it is. Maybe it’s the size of a Highlander. Maybe it’s smaller, but I like the way it looks. But that’s all we have to go on. I guess with the big reveal, you go to chrysler.com, it’s there on their website now, alongside the 300, which you also mentioned in your article.

And I thought the 300 was dead. They’re talking about how the 300 is not. I’m not dead yet. No, I’m not dead yet. They’re doing a limited run of the 300 and it’s kind of giving it a proper sendoff. You know, they’re very clear that the [00:36:00] 300 as we know it is endings. It also begs the question of, okay, well will there be a future 300?

Will it be electric? What will it look like? What will it be like? But we have no other information. I enjoyed all the 300 rental cars I’ve had over the years. They’re great. Mercedes to that point. It’s a little long in the tooth. The 300 s had a 18 year run that’s really good for that car. I’m sad to see it go, but on the same token, I felt like they couldn’t take it anywhere either.

It was the same car for a very, very long time. Right? We get recalls and TSB in the mail all the time, and there’s this growing trend lately that upsets me, and I only want to talk about this because. It falls in line with something else that we’re gonna talk about later, which is all the, you know, the diesel gate stuff, everybody’s suing everybody and there’s all these scandals and don’t modify your car right to repair and it just ducks all the way down.

But we got one in the mail the other day came as a result [00:37:00] of us having that Pacifica, as our listeners have heard about before, there’s a now a class action lawsuit over a CAM position sensor, and I’m like, Send me the tsb, I’ll take it in. It’s a $25 part. Why does there have to be a class action lawsuit over something simple?

I get it. Maybe somebody blew up their motor, but really now we gotta be involved in all this and all these payouts. I mean, I feel like they’re capitalizing on the diesel gate thing, that now we can just turn around and sue the auto manufacturers for every little thing. It made me sad because getting these in the past and be like, okay, well I’ll find the time to take the car in, but do I really want to be part of this lawsuit?

Everybody’s shaking their head. I know. Like I, I can’t speak to that one in particular. You know, I know that it’s such a tricky thing, you know, manufacturers are sometimes reluctant to send out recalls for certain things. Like, you know that you can get a recall in the mail and it might be for your radio dial knob.

People are prone to ignoring them. I think [00:38:00] people are prone to putting off repair in general, and I’m curious to know about this class action lawsuit to know whether or not there was really something to it that, you know, obviously they must feel like they’ve got a a case there. Oftentimes, I think with car stuff, it’s just really on the onus of the owner to pay attention to what’s going on with your car and to read those recall notices and to act accordingly.

What I thought was really telling is, One of our neighbors actually has a regular gas Pacifica. It has the same three and a half liter pen star that the hybrid has. And he texted me and he goes, Hey, do you get this recall? Does this affect your hybrid? And at that moment I sort of realized, you know, we still have a lot of education to do with these hybrids.

We really do. . It’s true. It’s so true. . Well, as we move on, we need to retract a statement from last month. We said Siara to our friends at American Muscle, and at the last minute, they must have listened to our episode because they’re back. So we’re gonna talk about domestic news sponsored [00:39:00] by American muscle.com, your source for O E Em performance and replacement parts for your.

Ford or Mopar product. So first up, and I know how much you love these big fast trucks, Sarah, the 2023 Cadillac Escalade, E X T, supercharged, V8 Turbo Black Wing addition. If the title couldn’t get longer, we can add a couple more things to it. Don’t tempt them to make the name longer, cuz they’ll always take the bait , they’ll always take the bait.

I was so surprised to see this resurgence. I did not think this was gonna happen. And of course my brain immediately went to the Rivian and the Hummers. You know, the big electric trucks. Maybe they’re laying the foundation for that. I don’t really know where this came from, but I’m interested to see where it goes.

You know, we have a lot of interesting types of trucks happening right now. Not just the electrics, but you think of ones like the Hyundai Santa Cruz. You know, granted that’s [00:40:00] smaller. It’s a different animal than this, but people kind of have more of an appetite for something interesting and different.

Goodness knows, people like distinctive cars. So this is like a four bag mulch truck . Oh. Oh yeah, but you can move four bags of mulch with 800 horsepower very easily, really, and quickly. You wanna get that project done. You’re right. You know that’s important cuz you really needed like 16 bags, so you gotta go back and forth four times.

So you gotta do it quick. I have a friend who says if you have to go. To the home improvement store once, you’re gonna have to go four times. And it’s so true. So maybe Cadillac is like, look, we know you’re gonna have to go four times, so we’ll just make it a small bed. I’m trying to remember the last time I saw an Escalade pickup at my local Lowe’s or Home Depot.

Not every day. Never. No. But seriously, like they already had one of these, right? A while [00:41:00] back. Yes. A long time ago. Cause I like haven’t seen one of these on the road in forever. I don’t know. I’m not a fan of them. Not just cuz it’s a pickup truck, but I’m not a fan of ’em. But it’s just like weird shape.

Like do you put your groceries in that little slot and then get ’em wet? Or if it’s raining, I guess you put ’em in the backseat. around. Yeah. I can’t help you. I don’t know. I don’t know. Like my other problem with this is Cadillac in my mind. Is a certain type of vehicle. So this is the equivalent. Look, Cadillac, having a pickup truck is the equivalent, and we haven’t talked about it here, and we could, we didn’t cover it of the

The new S U V from Ferrari. Ferrari should not be making an S U v. Cadillac should not be making a pickup truck mic drop. I a hundred percent agree with you. It’s like when Lincoln did the Blackwood and some of the, it’s like, why? It just doesn’t make sense, but somebody’s gonna buy it. Trucks are popular.

We love our trucks. Yeah, maybe it’s just throw it at the wall and see if it sticks again, because [00:42:00] I do feel like car interiors are leaning more towards luxury. They’re leaning more towards posh. You know, whether or not this is your cup of tea, it might be somebody’s, and maybe they’re just looking at this to say, okay, what is the.

If the show ballers on HBO was still going to rock, the Rock would drive one of those. I mean, that’s all I’m saying for sure. ? What? What Is it not in the bed? ? ? No, you would? I don’t think you would. But what is interesting, and this goes back to the Detroit Auto show again, Sarah, let’s talk about the new seventh generation S six 50 Ford Mustang.

Yeah, it looks pretty. I did not see it in person. So all of my statements are about the photos and videos that I’ve seen. One thing I wanted to point out was that Ford really is embracing the internal combustion engine. And nothing says it [00:43:00] more than this model. It’s got a special va. Your audience probably knows a lot about that, but for a lot of people who come to a girls guide to cars, they may not know that, that that’s a special and unique engine.

So it’s really important for me to outline that. And I think the thing that’s really interesting is that there’s a lot of doubling down on special additions, on new versions of cars that we’ve seen before. And is this really the same kind of Mustang? Is it a different Mustang? What does make it different?

Two things stood out. The first one. what I thought was cool. I guess they’ve gone to a whole digital dash console display system. Mm-hmm. , like everybody’s doing that. Nah, I don’t know. Not super fan of like traditional gauges, whatever. The cool thing about this though is apparently you can like change what your display looks like.

So you can actually go like retro, late eighties, early nineties, Fox Body Mustang and have Yes, that be your [00:44:00] display gauges. Sadly, they didn’t go like super, you know, classic car, sixties, seventies era firmware update. Yeah, software update. Exactly. So maybe in the future. So I thought that was pretty neat and pretty cool.

I guess we could see that maybe with other auto manufacturers though Mustang is more iconic, so that’s probably more relevant. To go back to other dashboard displays, like I’m thinking like, would it be really cool to go back to like a 1990 Camry display in your 2024 Camrys? Probably not, but you know, there could be a couple different marks that this could work for.

But the other thing. It was a little disturbing was the mention of an electronic drift break. And what does that mean for cars and coffee ? Yeah. I think that’s gonna require a lot of mobile detailing services at the cars and coffee events. It has a new feature called Crowd Control. The button says crowd on it.

You just hit that and it clears the path for you [00:45:00] and makes sure you hit the curbs in the median at 60 miles per hour. Yeah, right. , I wanna talk to you guys too about this feature that it has and it’s a remote rev feature. Did you read about this? Oh, you’re right. I forgot about that. It’s available on the 10 speed.

Not the manual though, right? Yes, not the manual. Right. Uh, and do not like this feature. I might need a deeper understanding of when it would be applied. It’s going to be applied at 2:00 AM by some drunk idiot in the neighborhood when you’re trying to sleep, and he is just gonna sit there from inside his home.

Mustang Hold. Hold on. Well, okay. Do you remember the Fast and the Furious movie? I was. Where they pull up and they can like shoot the flames and the nitro and stuff. It’s the same thing. So I’m standing there. Yeah. Like a complete tool with my key fob and instead of doing remote start, which is what it is, it’s remote start and rev up.

Right. So it’s gonna go rah prop. But you know what somebody’s gonna do is they’re gonna reprogram it and then it’s not gonna be [00:46:00] just fired up and rev it a couple times. It’s gonna sit there and peg the rev limit and be like, ba, ba, ba. And they can do that, you know, from 50 feet away. It’s gonna be an absolute nuisance.

But it’ll be cool the first time it happens at a car’s coffee . Yeah, for sure. And I’m like, it’s like a clicky pin. It’s fun to, to click on it over and over if you’re the person doing it. And for everybody else. Totally annoying in, in my previous location, there was a guy a couple blocks away who had, I don’t even know what latest Mustang monstrosity, like it was a super nice car, but he got up in the morning, he was my alarm clock because when he turned the car on it like shook my house and he was literally like two blocks behind me.

And I found out one day like walking through the neighborhood who he was and where the car was. And it was like without fail, like at five something in the morning, he was getting in his car, going to work and then you’d hear him like come through the neighborhood. It was just, I don’t know what exhaust he had on it.

It was so loud. So I am not in favor of [00:47:00] this . Well, you know, and it’s, and it’s interesting, like the dark. Mustang reminds me of what might be an overarching theme of this episode, which is bloodlines, right? We were talking about the Queen. We’re talking about some of the Jeeps that are coming outta Willie’s that’s been around forever and ever, but yet it’s new.

I kind of go down this road of is it a Mustang? Is it not a Mustang? When does a a heritage model just become a full departure? Can we still call it a Mustang? Can we do something different? It’s yet to be determined. To me, I think being in the presence of one would definitely help me make the decision about how Mustang is this Mustang I, and there’s so many jokes we could make about the Machi, but I’m gonna leave that right where it is in terms of bloodlines.

I left it. I left it. I didn’t even bring it up. I didn’t even bring it up. . There is a bit of journalistic rubbish here that I need to just highlight and read this quote to the audience because it left me baffled because you’ve [00:48:00] mentioned bloodlines and the article says it reads The Dark Horse is an entirely new breed of Mustang one that shares no bloodlines with the historic models, while it’s based on the new seventh generation v8.

Ford Mustang gt, and now my brain is going Question mark. Question mark, question mark. The dark horse is more badass out of the box, and it’s bred for racing with numerous standard performance features and exclusive track focused options, which goes back to what Annika was talking about in terms of the hype around cars and how they’re built for the track.

And then you put ’em on the track and they’re just like, w, want want, but what isn’t? W. Is the new GT three version of the S six 50 Mustang, which is coming to both IMS A and SRO World Challenge next year. Those pictures were released before and it’s already been talked about well before the Detroit Auto Show, and that to me and to, I’m sure a lot of people, is gonna be exciting because it’s the return of [00:49:00] Ford Performance and Ford Motorsport back into world class racing.

So to see these cars on those stages means it’s only a couple more years. It’s a foregone conclusion when you’re gonna see Ford battling against Porsche. at Lamont’s. And that’s exciting. That’s cool. I wanna see that. I will see that for sure. . So our last bit of domestic news is around gm and I didn’t realize they had a slogan, quote, EVs for everyone, but apparently they’ve got some sort of campaign or plan to bring EVs to everyone.

So their latest news is a almost half a billion dollar investment in their Indiana assembly plant for specifically EV cars. So I guess they’re seeing the writing on the wall and they don’t wanna offer just the bolt and the Hummer, and they’ve got the Cadillac lyric coming too, but they’re gearing up.

We could be seeing the Blazer and the Silverado and the Equinox, and I think we’ve already heard tell of the Silverado already, but then some of these other SUVs or [00:50:00] other pickup trucks, they’re gonna get more serious. Now, remember what we talked about last month? They’re always late to the party, not like Mountain Manan.

You say it starts at seven, he shows up at nine. That’s That’s gm. It’s the GM way. . Well, and at Detroit, they reannounce the Silverado of course, but then there’s also an Equinox and a blazer that will be electric. Welcome. Welcome to the party. Yeah. Thanks for showing up, . Better late than never, right? That’s what they say.

That’s true. That’s true. You know, there’s the flip side of the coin where you wait for other people and see if they fail or not, and then you jump in . So maybe that’s their strategy. They’re just waiting for everybody. To stumble and fall and chip shortage. What we didn’t know they were doing is they’ve probably been hoarding chips this whole time.

That might be true, but you know who hasn’t been hoarding chips? Apparently Hyundai and Kia . Because apparently they haven’t been putting, IM mobilizers in their cars since like, like until very recently, [00:51:00] apparently. So if you didn’t hear this bizarre news that had come up, I don’t even weeks ago, it’s a Kia challenge on TikTok and it’s like, okay, what is this?

What are, what are people doing like putting their mouth on the tailpipe and, and huffing , you know, , you eat Tide pods while you’re driving a Kia and see if you can get to the next place and then, and, and then cook your chicken and NyQuil cuz that’s the latest TikTok challenge too. Please don’t do these things, people don’t do it.

So, okay, what is this Kia TikTok challenge? Apparently it’s go steal a Kia and record yourself doing it cuz that’s always brilliant. Poster felonies, to social media. Wait, really? Really? Mm-hmm . Apparently these Kias and even some of these Hyundai days, these like early two thousands models, I believe it is.

They didn’t have a mobilizer, so it’s like super easy to like hot wire and just like steal. Boom. Done. It’s like being in the seventies with any domestic product. Pull them wires down and the way you go. It’s insane. But it looks like we’ve stumbled backwards into our J D [00:52:00] M news section, so we need to also pull back something from last month we talked high praise about the new Hyundai N 74 vision concept.

We were literally drooling. Tanya stood up on her desk going, take my money. Just take my money. the best car that we have seen in years. What’s the truth, Tanya? We’ll probably never see the light of day . Oh wow. Wow. It is apparently based on an article the car and driver released earlier this month. It is.

Essentially they’ve, they said a, A rolling lab. So it’s literally just like a test car. It’s not even anything unique. They put this body, this beautiful body that needs to become a car on top of a Kia Stinger, . Oh my gosh. What? This is so disappointing. I know. We were so excited. I was like, where do I sign up?

Which Hyundai dealer do I need to contact to get one of these? Yeah, it’s like hydrogen powered and all this stuff. So it’s really just, [00:53:00] they made this beautiful car to just tool around and test out, I guess. You know, this new power plant and whatnot. And I, I really hope that they make this thing. I don’t care if it’s not hydrogen or if it runs on snowflakes or something like this.

Body needs to appear somewhere. And the interesting thing that came out of this, as you were reading the article, they talked about the history of like the concepts and all this stuff, and like where the name came from. Like what is N 74? Like, where did they come up with this? And apparently it’s like an homage to the 1974, the Hyundai Pony Coop.

Which then if you look at the history of that, because when we first saw this car, we were like, this is what the DeLorean. Should look like the new electric DeLorean. This is what it should be. And when you go back into the history that they said the 74 is an homage to the pony coop 74, that car was designed by Gito Giro who ended up designing the DeLorean D m c [00:54:00] 12 years after he designed the pony coop.

And when you look at the pony coop, you go, oh, I get it. Thankfully he fixed that one and made the DeLorean . Cause that was kinda weird looking. But yes, they are close cousins and you know, there’s a bunch of cars. When you look at Ju Jaros portfolio, you start to see the man gusta in there, you know, the BMW M one.

You start to see some of the other things that he’s designed and they all come together and it’s just, he has such an interesting story and there’s so many cars that he has penned that people just take for granted. They don’t realize that it’s the same guy that designed the lowly fiat panda to the VW Golf, to the DeLorean famous race cars and, and everything in between.

It’s just, it’s absolutely amazing. Again, this is just another like missing link in the whole story and it all starts to come together. So I’m with you. When I saw that, when we were doing the research as we were kind of climbing back from last month, I was like, wow, that’s really, really cool. So that’s the silver lining in that whole discussion for [00:55:00] me.

All right, so now onto some random ev. Bosch interestingly, who is like in everything in every car, right? Largest auto parts supplier. Essentially, they too are going to join the evolution and are going to transition to supporting EVs. So maybe they hope to be the number one supplier of EV electronics. So does that mean the e empg numbers that are on the sticker will not match what I get on the road and there’s gonna be an electric gate?

Is that like what, what comes next? Z . Yeah. So more to come as that story develops in the future. Now over to in car adjacent news, this next one is frightening, and I think we’ve heard things about this before about electric aircraft, but apparently we’re even closer. So close that Air Canada has actually ordered 30 electric planes.

And I’m like, I don’t [00:56:00] know how I feel about this. And they’re not like big, I think they’re, they’re those e RJ Bombardier type planes. Yeah, I mean these would probably be very like private planes, private taxi kind of things. But I don’t know how I feel about battery air powered airplane. Yeah, not so much.

I hope there’s a backup system, like some sort of small fuel tank that switches over a hybrid emergency. Yes, like a hybrid would be great. because like when the battery something fails or short circuits and the plane just falls outta the sky , I mean, it won’t fall outta the sky, but hopefully they can do a controlled landing.

But, ah, Then it got me thinking like, well, man, what if there was like a Boeing seven 40 something and we were like there, that we, it’d be impossible. You’d need a Boeing size of batteries, I think, to make it fly. But I don’t think I’d, I’d be uncomfortable. Okay. What does the inflight safety video look like on an electric airplane?

In the case of an emergency, when we lose all power, like , your oxygen mask cannot be deployed . It’s [00:57:00] not a flotation device, and it’s not a parachute either. Are they gonna give you parachutes, like is along with life vests? I mean, how is this gonna work? What happens? Like the plane crash lands, but not like in a, in a, in a bad way.

Like sometimes planes, they land the landing gear breaks or something, and they have a quote crash landing. It’s not catastrophic or anything. But like what hap like when a electric car crashes, sometimes there’s that whole issue, right? The firefighters can’t, like, God forbid you, you have a minor crash landing and a fire happens.

Do we have the fire suppression technology available and ready? , do you remember the show Lost? Oh yes. It ends like that. in Happier News, I’m proud to say I bought my first EV Lies. Wait, wait, wait. Is this the Power Wheels that you bonafide with a R? I got a super deal. You’re not gonna believe this. I bought a Lucid Air.

I got the best deal of the year. . It’s on his fall chance. Should they make a coloring book? [00:58:00] No, no, no, no. You know I found it at a local dealership. Uhhuh, Walmart, amongst a bunch of other cars. You’re right. I paid 94 cents for a brand new Lucid Air by Hot Wheels. Congratulations . Yay. It’s green and everything.

The packaging has this little battery on it and stuff. It’s very cool. Well done. Look at you . Well, our last bit of random EV news. So we reported previously about Hertz speaking of, uh, rental cars from earlier that Hertz had been going under contract to order like a hundred thousand Teslas, whatever. And not a lot.

It was random airports in California, basically seeing them. Not widespread, but apparently now, cuz Hertz wants to be like the leader, I guess, in rental. EVs is signing contract with gm. So, woo, look at you. Gm, I guess technically late cuz Tesla did it first. But nonetheless, not super late. They’re [00:59:00] getting 175,000 EVs from GM is their plan and to spread them out even more.

And they want something like, I think like a quarter of all of their rental fleet to be EVs, which is interesting. Good for them. We probably need that in this world. The other interesting thing I had thought of though was like, okay, 175,000 GMs, but you only asked for a hundred thousand Teslas. Is it because like when someone drives it, like they stole it and they wreck the Tesla, it takes like a hundred years to repair it.

like I was wondering, like wonder why there’s not more Teslas that they’re ordering if they’ve come across that as a problem or not. Or if it’s even a concern. Because I know some people that have had minor, minor incidents with art Teslas, and then they were out for like six. To get a new camera in the bumper installed because it’s Tanium and who do you take it to and whatnot.

And I was just thinking in general, it would probably be a better idea for Hertz to be going to someone like GM or Ford or whoever started making these EVs because they’ll actually have parts [01:00:00] available to replace in like dealer networks and mechanics and things like that. So I wonder if Tesla might just be like a niche little, it’s like a, what is it?

The gold executive star level when you go to the the Hertz rentals and they only got like one of the car, maybe that’ll be like what Tesla ends up being. Then I wonder about the sales of the cars after they’ve run their life through the rental. That’s a good question. Gauntlet and, and then they have to put ’em up for sale.

And maybe there’s something about the GM that would be easier to sell than the Teslas. That’s a good point as well. What happens, the batteries, the degraded and how do you turn around and sell that? I guess you replace the batteries. That’s a huge cost though. And we’ll talk about that a little bit later.

Yes we will. About how much that might actually cost you . So it’s time we move on to Brad’s favorite section, even though he isn’t here, which is lost and found where he spends the month scouring the internet, looking for the newest old car on dealer lots. And lately it’s been all sorts of fun stuff. It was Dodge [01:01:00] Darts and wipers for a very long time.

We found something that was truly lost and then found should almost be in Florida man category. So let me summarize this for you. new cars. Especially luxury cars have what we used to call the old days LoJack G P S tracking systems. A Bentley Mosan V8 was stolen from the UK and discovered 5,000 miles.

Later in Pakistan. Not that it wasn’t obvious on the back roads of Pakistan, that a Bentley didn’t belong there, but authorities not only confirmed it by G P s tracking, but also by all the VIN numbers that are all over the place on those Bentleys, because the Germans will stamp the VIN in all sorts of places.

So cars can be recognized later in these types of incidents. So pretty interesting story, and I will say if you’re the type of person that is paranoid about your precious vehicle, turn those systems on. You’re seeing more [01:02:00] commercials these days about OnStar. That’s what it’s for. It’s for tracking those vehicles though.

G p s systems, if you have a classic card, look into putting one of these G GPS trackers in the case that somebody were to take them, the owner of the Benley is getting his car back. It’s a little dirtier and dustier than when it left the uk, but it’s really cool to see that it didn’t just disappear and somebody wrote it off and then insurance had to pay out for it.

That’s the awesomeness of modern technology. So another lost and found, one of the Ford F-150 Arctic Expedition pickup trucks that was used for a first ever crossing of the continental shelf of Canada, and then going up into the, you know, high Arctic region areas on that trip. Unfortunately, when they were done, it fell through the ice.

Luckily no one was in it, but it fell through the ice and then San, and unfortunately they had to leave it, the lost part. And then the found part. They finally, after a long time, I don’t know how many months or whatever, were able to go back and [01:03:00] actually they pulled out of the frozen water. And I guess I’ve taken it to dry out.

I, I’m not sure it’ll run again, but you know, so what you’re telling me is this is what Lawrence Fishburn has really been talking about on History Channel, not Earnest Shackleton ship. It’s pulling this F-150 out of the Arctic. Yes. , speaking of pulling things out of nowhere, mountain man, Dan sent us a lost and found this month.

And you know how he gets about his square bodies? He can always do it cheaper. He can always do it better. You’ve heard it from him time and time again. So he sent me a listing from the Holy Gospel of all things, used cars bring a trailer, and his quote was, I can get one of these all day for five grand.

Well, at the time we talked, the auction wasn’t over yet. And Dan, I hate to tell you. You were wrong. That square body commercial truck sold for almost $12,000 before fee. So the value of square bodies is going up, and this thing is not pristine. It is not a [01:04:00] show car in any respect. It looks like something you would’ve picked up from an electrician or a plumber and threw up on bring a trailer again, goes back to what I’ve said.

It is the Wild West over there on B A t. I don’t understand the pricing at all. Isn’t that like a low price on ? That’s like super low. I mean, the only thing lo lower than that was that $6,000 Geome convertible. Remember that one? Yeah. May. Maybe that needs to be a new segment. What’s the cheapest car you can buy on?

Bring a trailer. Hundred percent. This wing , but I came across another one that I have been debating, right? It checks all the boxes. It’s Early American jdm. It’s very well put together. It’s a show worthy car and it’s a station wagon. It’s a Sweeten the pot. It was put together by Top Gear, America’s Rutledge Wood.

It’s his 1983 Honda Civic deluxe wagon that was up for sale. It’s been engine swap, highly modified, lowered gold basket B B s [01:05:00] wheels. I mean, just a brilliant looking car. And for less than $20,000. It had me going, man, you might just wanna pull the trigger on this one. I mean, that’s probably not a bad price for what it is for all the work that went into it.

I mean, it’s like the singer of Hondas, if you look at this thing, not that I just recently listened to, uh, you know, an episode about your first classic car purchase, but you know, that could almost be considered up up in there, right? That is a hundred percent true. It checks all the boxes in terms of rarity, peculiarity, and you know, that cult following.

You wanna stand out at a Carson Coffee. This one definitely does it. And it has that provenance, right? Coming from a celebrity like Rutledge Wood, no, it doesn’t have the same sort of, you know, pedigree that a Bugatti owned by Ralph Floren has. It’s still cool in its own right, as Don Weiberg says, we need to embrace more of these oddities, more of these weird cars and the people that like them, and you are passionate about it and it’s making you smile just talking about it.

So I, I think it’s worth considering , [01:06:00] it’s a wagon, super clean, and then there’s like a big ass dent on the front fender Defender , that’s pat. That’s Tina . Character. Character. Well, there’s something else that’s for sale. A car that we saw running here locally when we were a kid, right. Tanya? The 1984 Nissan 300 ZX race car that Tom Cruise graced LA track of Summit Point with in his very short tenure as a race car driver.

with Paul Newman, alongside of Paul Newman. And you can find his photo in Shea Summit if you’re ever there to visit. I believe along with photos of Paul Newman. Yes. His former race car is for sale. Did he keep it this whole time or is it like pass through multiple hands? I couldn’t figure that out from the auction listing, but the car did sell.

So do you want to take a guess what the planner’s Peanut 300 ZX sold for? No idea. 15 grand. No idea. Because nobody cares. What? No. Okay, fine. [01:07:00] 65, you’re still too low. Hundred 65. What? It’s sold for almost $103,000. What? For almost 40 year old Nissan. I mean, that’s pretty good again, okay. The numbers right now on used cars are insane.

Granted, race cars have always been higher, especially if they have some sort of pedigree. It wasn’t really the most winningest car. The biggest memorable part about it is it was Tom Cruise’s car when he ran with Paul Newman. I mean, I remember seeing this car as a kid. I remember seeing even the videos way later of it running at some point.

Stuff like that. It’s pretty cool. Would I pay a hundred grand for it? I don’t know. But for the right Nissan collector, absolutely. Would it be more valuable because is Tom Cruise’s car or because it’s Paul Newman adjacent? I think it’s probably both. And I wouldn’t be surprised if Adam Carlo was involved because he’s a big collector of Newman cars.

So you know, one of those kind of deals. Interesting. So the answer to that question, it says the car you see [01:08:00] here. Is the Nissan 300 ZX that Cruz was driving in 1987. It was lost to history before being rediscovered in a junkyard and restored with the racing delivery. It carried when it was driven by the up and coming movie star.

So it’s worth its weight at that point if it’s a full resto. And then it got the log books, the VIN numbers, if it’s all like they say in the American car’s numbers matching, they paid a lot of money to get that car back to where it is. And it looks really good. It looks super clean. If that was a junkyard car, Hmm, something’s odd about this photo cuz it looks like brand new.

So, okay. It’s not like he parked it and it had all the robins racing on it and now it’s for sale. This is like probably a really nice car . It probably got sold a couple times through S E C A and then somebody ditched it going This car isn’t worth anything and moved on with life. Maybe they crashed it, who knows?

Or he crashed it, didn’t he? . We won’t get into that. We would be remiss if we got into that. We would. And you know what, again, the Tesla news is pretty, uh, short this month, but I, I did wanna highlight an article [01:09:00] that I saw that was just mind boggling, I guess, and not a good omen. Hopefully, like, I, I hope this isn’t the trend, cuz I think this will be a problem for the longevity of EV cars.

But it said that, uh, a teslar was locked out of their car after the battery died, and then the replacement cost for that battery was $26,000. That is a big pill to swallow after you’ve paid, what did they go for? 40, 50 grand and you have to pay almost half the cost of that card to replace the battery because it died prematurely or whatever.

Or I don’t even know. I think this was one of those like 10 year old Teslas. So yeah, I would want my battery to go more than 10 years because internal combustion engines go longer than 10 years only unless you freaking blow ’em up. Right. Doing something stupid. Right. But if you’re driving normally every day, usually something catastrophically doesn’t happen and it then cost you isn’t necessarily gonna cost 26,000 to replace either

So I did [01:10:00] a little sleuthing on this story just because I’m curious A, because I don’t know how much it costs to replace the batteries and the EVs. So first thing is that it was Canadian dollars, which. Good catch doesn’t feel a whole lot better cuz it’s still around 19 to 20,000 American dollars depending on the day.

It sounds like the actual battery that died was the 12 volt battery, um, that this guy didn’t know about. Perhaps if I’m putting the pieces together right. It was the 12 volt battery that died in conjunction perhaps with the lithium ion battery pack, but the 12 volt battery died and that’s why he couldn’t unlock the doors because that battery power.

That makes sense. Like the screen and all of this. Yeah. So granite, it sounds like he was a very frustrated Tesla owner and had probably dealt with a lot of issues before now and this was the proverbial straw. That being said, it sounds like the person who purchased the car was able [01:11:00] to either access and replace the 12 volt battery right?

Or somehow recharge the 12 volt battery or swap it out. In any case, it was really the 12 volt battery. That might have been the problem. So did the 12 volt battery car vault. It’s a bigger battery somehow. I have no clue. I rhetorical question. That’s all I can find out. , let’s take this back to what I was talking about with Chrysler earlier.

Where’s the class action lawsuit here? A $50 part cam position sensor on a pentastar that’s been around for 20 years. It’s the same motor they’ve been making forever, but we got a class action lawsuit for that, but not for these Teslas, because this isn’t gonna be the first or the last in this particular case.

So I don’t know. Maybe that’s happening, but you don’t get the same kind of press, right? It’s. Tesla’s like this holy cow that you can’t touch and then everybody’s gonna go after Chrysler or Ford over something silly. And I’m, I just, I don’t understand. I wanna follow this story to see exactly what the situation is because yeah, it would [01:12:00] seem like it would merit that class action lawsuit if this was in fact like, oh my God, I just can’t even get into my car.

That’s a problem. That is a problem. So I’ll do a little homework and I’ll let you guys know What I find out, there was a video posted, engineering explained you follow them on like Facebook and stuff like that. And the guy was in his Tesla and he was kind of going on like a little rant about a recent service, I guess instant he was having, cuz he had ordered like the performance package tires or whatever, something or other as like extra on his, I think model S because he had wanted to go to the track.

But then some weird thing about the brakes on at Tesla, like. , you can’t order them separately. So you were supposed to have known that at the same time that you bought the tires, you needed to order the brake pads that were the track pads. And then he got this whole ring around the rosy with like the service centers.

He called like four or five times or something to get like things straightened out. He ended up not getting the pads, so he ended up not doing his track day that he wanted to do. But apparently like, it’s like this whole thing that’s like really [01:13:00] hard to order certain parts and then I’m like, are the brake pads really that specific that you can’t just throw on hawks or power stops or something on the Tesla?

Or people just being super special about it Cuz oh I want the Tesla ones cuz they say they’re the best. I don’t know. They look like Brembo Cas like everything else runs right now. So you could get ’em from Porterfield or Hawk or anybody. I, I don’t get What about, yeah, I didn’t understand. Cause then I Googled like Tesla brake pads really quick and then like the first thing that came up was like, yeah, power stop and whatever and all that typical name.

So I was like, I didn’t quite understand what the whole thing was unless you were just trying to be super particular and get the ones from Tesla. But I’m like, they didn’t make bespoke brakes on their cars. But I’m aware of, I’m not gonna throw shade at this because you know again, they’re a burgeoning car company.

They’re gonna have some growing pains, all the things that we’ve talked about before. But what I sort of take issue with is, and I’ve had the privilege of coaching in a Tesla. I wrote an article about it, all that stuff on track. I hate to say even if you do all that prep and you buy the race [01:14:00] tires, it’s not the unplugged.

Car that Randy Pops is running around in or, or the one that Johann Schwartz is driving. You know that kind of stuff. You’re not gonna have the same experience. The guys who go to the track with the Teslas are sitting around all day trying to keep that thing charged up cuz they can’t last 20 minutes at full speed in a regular H P D E run session, if you wanna put good money behind this, just rent a Miata for the day, it’s actually gonna cost you.

Than getting your Tesla prepared and all the heartache that comes with it and the track time that you’re missing. And let’s face it, track time can be expensive depending on what track you’re going to. Watkins Glen versus Rhode Atlanta versus Summit Point, they all cost a different amount. I hate for people to go and get all psyched up and then be super disappointed when they get there.

If you want the real track experience, go rent something from somebody. Or if you’re really getting into the hobby, I hate to say ice cars are still the way to go and there’s lots of really affordable ones out there that you can pick up cheap [01:15:00] on places like racing junk right now. Yeah. When we were at Road Atlanta, there was that guy with that tu and he literally do like three or four laps and then like he’d come in and then you’d come in from your session and then you’d see it there charging in the paddock.

So I’m like, okay, cool. I mean, spoiler alert, there’s an upcoming episode here in a couple of weeks with Johann Schwartz. He’s the record holder at V I R in a Tesla right now. And he talks to us about that entire experience. We actually talked about him on a previous drive through episodes setting the drift record and all this other kind of stuff, and setting the lap record at v i r.

And you know, he explains it was an all day affair to get that hot lap. And he’s like, yes, it was exciting. But he’s like, we’re driving into town to charge the car and then we have to run back and then we do three hot laps and we’ve depleted the battery cause they’re on grand course, which is even longer.

And then we gotta, it’s all this back and forth of yo-yoing. And he’s like, the experience you have in an ice car at the track, there’s still. Dollar to dollar. Apples to apples. Comparison with an ev, there’s still not an EV yet. They can [01:16:00] do what an ice car can do at a track day. Now, from a performance perspective, they’re hella fast, don’t get me wrong, but maybe drag racing.

I think that’s where I would take my Tesla. I’d have a great time. . There you go. Lots of waiting around. Now that you’ve thoroughly lowered my expectations, let’s lower ’em some more with some news from our friends at Toyota. Whoa. Whoa. Wait. You’re not gonna sing No cuz. Brad’s not here. . Oh, it’s a duet. It’s a moment of silence then moment of silence.

Lower expectation. That was my best Brad impression. . . Lowering our expectations this month is Toyota. It’s coming off the heels of the high expectations of GI Corolla. We swing the pendulum all the way over to tractor beams. What? Which honestly, in a futuristic sci-fi alternate reality universe, I love this idea because then I could tow my car to the track without having to purchase an S U V or pickup truck.

However, I [01:17:00] hate this idea because it’s never gonna work and it’s gonna be wildly unsafe. Yes. Tractor mean no physical connection between your tow vehicle and the object it is towing. How could this possibly go wrong or right? Right. like so many ways this can fail. , I have two questions. They’re safety related.

I like the idea too, the whole tractor beam thing. Yes. Because you could take a regular passenger car and Rosie the robot is actually doing all the work of towing your trailer, your camper, your car, whatever It is fine in an emergency situation and I have to do a quick evade lane, change maneuver. Does my trailer follow me or go straight into the object?

I was looking to miss. Does my trailer suddenly become a projectile and now I’m in court for the next 10 years because my tractor being failed. Is your trailer considered autonomous? Oh, whose fault is it then? . Oh, that’s a good one. I love that . [01:18:00] And do you have to have the appropriate vehicle and maintain the same range as your Rosie the robot that’s towing your trailer?

Because remember the adage is you know that you’ve bought the right tow vehicle when you’re no longer really paying attention that you’re towing something, like it’s just sort of back there and you’re used to it. So what happens when you’re driving along and suddenly you look back in the rear view mirror and your trailer’s not there anymore because the batteries died?

Furthermore because cyber stuff is getting so much more sophisticated, could we have like the equivalent of the great train robberies where the guys on the horses ran up alongside the train or whatever and took it over? Could you have someone drive up the side? Yes. And like feel your, your trailer out from under you or cause your trailer to run into you?

Right? I mean there’s all sorts of things that could go. That’s it. You have to make a panic break. They’re using the speed sensing radar or [01:19:00] whatever that adjusts automatically. So what is it gonna say? Three car lengths behind you and you slam on the brakes and then it slams into you. So if the gap is too big, as I witnessed today when there was like barely a car length of space and this dude started changing lanes in front of a tractor trailer, I literally got on the shoulder cause I was in the left lane and this guy was in front of me.

I drove onto the shoulder. We weren’t going too fast cuz there was a lot of traffic. But I maneuvered onto the shoulder in an anticipation of avoidance. Okay. But the tractor trailer was horns blazing and the guy did not complete his lane maneuver. But what happens if someone tries to lane maneuver between you and your little tractor beam

But if they complete it, say they cut off your trailer and they’re, do they take the trailer? Yes, because they’re doing the maneuver like they do in Virginia where they stay in the left lane until they off ramp. So they cut off your trailer and then your trailer starts following the other guy? No, and he wipes everybody out.

There is no good exit to [01:20:00] this scenario ever. . I like it. I like it. Again, this is probably one of those, we’re testing innovation, we’re trying cool things. It makes people talk about it, right? We’re talking about it, but is this ever really gonna happen? No. Maybe in a hundred years, I don’t know. Maybe I’m harsh.

You have shuttle craft. Yes. You know, maybe it’ll work on Mars with the moon. I don’t know. The battery that you spoke. Earlier, isn’t the only five figure battery replacement either? Did you guys hear about that $30,000 Chevy Bolt invoice that that had gone viral? No. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You guys gotta check this out.

Does a Chevy Bolt even cost $30,000? ? Well, th let’s start there. No. Okay. It was floating all around the internet. I mean, it, it even made it to our, in internal Slack chat within the club and things like people, have you seen this invoice? It’s from a Chevy dealership. Operation number, you know, N 0 1 11 0 battery, r and r, hybrid battery [01:21:00] replacement.

There’s a GM part number, and it says part price, $26,853 and 99 cents. And the second part. Cooling $16 and 99 cents and then it continues down battery fees and so on and so on. So in this Chevy Volt, the customer paid $29,842 to have their battery replaced. And to your point, Tanya, on this aging vault, that’s more than what it costs new.

So is it really worth it in the end? And originally people were like, this is bs. This is just a thing. Somebody doctored this up on their computer. Apparently it was verified that this invoice from a South Florida Chevy dealership was legitimate. Somebody was charged almost $30,000 to have the batteries replaced in the hole.

So I just googled that part number and then it brought me to gm parts giant.com. I don’t know the legitimacy of this cuz I don’t own a gm. Car lists this part as discontinued. Ah, hence the markup. Ah, maybe that could have [01:22:00] contributed to such a high cost. That’s. Terrifying. The first comment from the trolls was, uh, but that a V doesn’t look so affordable now.

Haha. Yeah, we get it. But it’s the cost of innovation. I mean, you look at the Chevy Volt, how long has it been out? So maybe it’s 10 years old, it’s 12 years old. A lot of people change their cars. I mean, Sarah, you guys talk about this all the time. What’s the life expectancy of a vehicle Nowadays, people are keeping them longer, but if you’re within that 10 to 15 year threshold, you’re probably looking for a new car.

Maybe this person really loves their bolt and it’s worth $30,000 for the next 15 years that they’re gonna get out of it. Hopefully the new batteries are better than they. They didn’t just put the same thing in there, but I, I think it’s the cost of doing business, right? Ah, the contributing factor was the discontinued battery high cost, and then it was coming from a third party, so it wasn’t even.

You know, directly from GM or anything, there are articles saying that they, it got fact checked and it is confirmed from the dealership service director that that was indeed the bill. [01:23:00] Holy moly. Wow. You’d hope in a case like that GM’s thing now allegedly is EVs for everyone. I would hope that they would do something about this, right?

Like, this isn’t transaction lawsuit. I mean, well, if, if, if this is happening to every volt, then hey, okay, something bigger needs to happen if that’s the case. But if this is like truly a one off kind of thing and it’s the one in however many thousands you have something go wrong, there’s always a small percentage of that manufacturing.

It’s like you’d hope EVs for everyone. Maybe they, they do a little something for this guy. Show some goodwill here, , because that, that’s steep social media campaign or something at least. Yeah. No, I do, I do wonder about that. Give him a discount on his next one. Yeah. Like was this person just really in love with their vault?

Were they looking at buying a new car right now? And that cost of whatever they wanted. So much more than whatever the price of replacing this would be. We all know [01:24:00] that new and used cars are super expensive right now, and if they really loved that car, then you know, I mean, I guess it’s on them to decide whether or not to pay that bill.

But who, I mean, also shame on the dealership because we’re very used to the German cars and the way they do their things. And when you go in and you request a part number like that, especially for something that doesn’t exist anymore, there’s usually a superseded part number and the system tells you that.

But to press forward and say, we’re gonna order you something that let’s say doesn’t even exist anymore and charge you the full value when there’s maybe a newer battery sitting to the side, that’s a fraction of the cost to me, that’s criminal. Now, I’m not saying that that happened here, but that’s sort of where my mind goes next.

And I could see it again talking about, you know, jokingly that class action lawsuit building around this to say, well, what’s this dealership doing? We’ve been hearing about price gouging, you know, all these kinds of crazy things that are going on in the automotive market right now in that last mile in those dealerships.

And this, I feel, just adds just another layer on top of that. I don’t know, it’s, it’s shameful. It really is. [01:25:00] But you mentioned social media, Sarah and I have to say, a lot of folks are probably familiar with Cletus McFarland, and this is gonna be motor sports related, but he’s gonna get somebody killed. And for those of you that don’t know who Cletus is, he’s a law school dropout.

He was an automotive YouTuber. Again, he’s rich people things, right? I, I don’t understand everybody’s making that much money on YouTube that they can do these extravagant things like buying a short track in Florida and renaming it, freedom Factory and hosting your own races there and all this kind of thing.

So let me cut to the chase. He hosted a race on Labor Day at Bristol, not at his home track of Freedom Factory a hundred laps. 30 cars, inexperienced drivers, and if you look at the screen grabs from the videos that they posted, these things are literal death traps. These are even lemons quality cages where you’re putting together with like tin cans and pvc.

You’ve seen some crazy stuff. These are cobbled together cages. I mean the window net being [01:26:00] screwed into the doorframe and into the door panel itself just did it for me. At that point, I was like, safety is no joke when it comes to motor sports, but to make fun of it in this way, to not take it seriously, be like, wow, I just screwed it to the door.

That’s not even just a slap into the face to all of us that do participate in motor sports. You are endangering yourself and 29 other people at this point and somebody needs to stop this. I mean, granted, if you’re on private property, do whatever you wanna do YOLO and all that stuff, but you’re at Bristol.

This is a major racing facility and I don’t know how they got away with doing this. It, it really just upsets me because it’s just, it’s. Beyond stupid. It’s dangerous. It’s reckless. Did anybody get hurt? Was were there any incidents? As far as we know, there is an incident that it looks akin to a demolition derby.

There was like five cars involved. Looks like one of ’em rolled over. Somebody had to crawl out of the window while the radiator of another car was spraying [01:27:00] hot cooling on them, like all sorts of stuff. So it didn’t end well. Now I get that these Crown Victorias are just tanks, but. . Is it ironic that a law school dropout doesn’t recognize the negligence here?

maybe there’s a reason he, he’s not a lawyer. That is a fair, it’s all becoming very clear now. It is a fair point. Well, you know what else is also unfair? You know, we talked about class action lawsuits and we’re talking about all sorts of things. In the last couple of drive-through episodes we mentioned that the EPA has been going after tuners, you know, names like Cobb and, and others in the industry.

You know, we have our slew of diesel gates, right? Whether it’s Volkswagen or b w or Mercedes or Jeep or whoever had a diesel over the last, you know, 10 years or so. Now the EPA is going after diesel tuners. We all know it’s not fun to choke on the rolled coal, but sometimes it’s maybe well-deserved for [01:28:00] misbehavior on the road.

It’s our only self-defense as diesel owners, sometimes blowing clouds of smoke, like you’re like a semi, it’s not great, and that’s what’s given. Diesel a bad name. You know, I go down the road with my diesel Jeep and you would never know that it’s a diesel. It doesn’t puff an ounce of smoke. Even if. Stand on it, you’d never know.

Right. It runs actually pretty clean. 10 million fines for defeat devices. I even heard a story, somebody told me the other day that the White House had some cars commissioned to have, you know, some things changed and they were fined by the E P A. So to me that said, like the right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing sort of thing.

It has gotten out of control and I think they’re making an example of diesels and when in reality it’s a smaller portion of the population, granted it’s the visible effect. You can see them rolling coal. It is nasty. It’s not just a visual effect. There’s a health effect. Right. That’s the whole point of trying to clean the diesels and trying to clean even gasoline engines where the same emissions aren’t [01:29:00] as visually obvious.

Right. But there’s plenty of diesels that make power that don’t blow smoke like some of these bro dozers that you see going to the mall or going to Lowe’s or wherever they’re going. Yes, I get it. It’s cool, it sounds neat, whatever. But you’re doing a lot of harm and you’re making it worse for the rest of us.

That Yes. Are diesel loyalists. Right. And diesel enthusiasts. And we would love to see this technology stick around. So my plea here is just leave it alone. Don’t ruin it for the rest of us. Exactly. Exactly. Don’t be that one kid that keeps us all inside from.

Uhhuh. We remember those days, right? Oh, there’s always that one kid. And then suddenly we all couldn’t go to recess. A hundred percent we’re all on Saturday detention together on some happier news I found as a potential stocking stuffer. As we’re getting now into the fall, start thinking ahead, right?

There’s only 90 some odd [01:30:00] days left until Christmas. Harbor Freight is now offering its version of the 10 millimeter Essential Socket Set made by Pittsburgh. It comes in at a great price of $16 and 99 cents, and has deep, short swivel wobble, and all sorts of different tens that you’re going to lose. So if you’d like, just burn the $17.

Don’t buy the sockets and move on with life . Buy two shots while you’re there. Hundred percent. So our last lowered expectation comes out of China. They are testing a magnet powered floating car that they were able to get up to 143 miles per hour. This was done over top of a conductor rail. So yes. You’re going hold a second.

Aren’t there trains that do that? The whole maglev thing? Yes. Yeah. Like maglev, essentially it’s maglev in cars. Wait, but it’s, it’s a car, not a train. So you’re just saying it’s a train [01:31:00] car and not the whole train, like I’m confused. No, it’s literally no. It is literally a car, not a train car. A car vehicle.

Four wheels, doors, windshield. Yeah, that kind of car. So how does it work with the tractor beam trailer set up from Toyota ? It’s all coming together now. I see what’s going on. I see what’s happening. I don’t doubt they can do this cuz obviously if you can do it on a fricking train, I mean you can’t be that hard on a car.

How do you practically execute this, right? Because if you have to put the rails in, you could just put a train in . Yes, yes. And move more people. Stop using logic. At any rate, Sarah, you brought up Queen Elizabeth earlier and I wanna bring up Princess Diana. All right. Do it because as we shift into rich people things, princess Diana’s much loved Ford Escort RS Turbo series one came [01:32:00] up for auction recently, and I guess everybody but me knew that Princess Diana basically drove a hot patch, a liftback.

This thing is sick. Like who knew she was a car gal? Like, this is super cool. It is. I liked it. Oh, she’s pretty. Look at that. I mean, she’s a mint condition. Oh yeah. Wow. Yeah. This is like the baby’s sister to the Sierra Cosworth and the escort Rs, the escort rally car that we’re used to seeing. It’s a two-door sedan, but it’s got all the same d n as the rally car did or what became the focus later.

Right. So this is like a super cool car. I don’t really know the back history on these, like how many they sold in Britain or anything like that, but I can tell you being an RS model Ford, there’s not a lot of them. Yeah. It only has apparently 22,000 miles on it. 22,961 mile. I love this picture of William in the back in the car seat.

Mm-hmm. , right? Mm-hmm. . Apparently she [01:33:00] also had a red escort Cabe. Oh. So apparently she’s like Ford girl, . She is a Ford girl. That’s awesome. Wow. Was a Ford girl. Very cool. Yeah. Always with us in her hearts. But do you want to venture a guess as to what her prized RS Turbo Series one sold for? Oh no. 125,000 pounds.

I know the number. Oh, all right. Audience, a earth shattering 722,500 British pounds for a car that probably costs 7,000 bucks. . Really? That’s how much. Oh, I didn’t know the number then. I’m really bad at this game. I’m care about it. We play it every month. We’re not good at it either.

Wow. But if that wasn’t enough, some millionaire bought a Bentley Arage and converted into a woody station wagon because apparently he wants to be the [01:34:00] British version of Clark Griswold. I don’t understand this girl at all. Oh, that thing is, uh, I didn’t even, I don’t wanna look at that ever again. . It’s idiots.

I mean, I like most station wagons, but this is hideous. Ugh. Not, not like a big Bentley person. Like they don’t speak to me. They don’t, their looks don’t really draw me in. I get it. If I was a rich person, I guess, and it was like my chauffeur, I’m sure it’s very luxurious, but like this does not improve the looks, that’s an impressive tongue in cheek move.

I can’t see it as anything other than that, but, . Oof. I can see buying a PT Cruiser and not this with the same faux wood paneling. I mean, that’s the only time I’ll probably ever utter those words because this is just so bad, . But if you find this car exciting, you could have it for the low, low price of $130,000.

Wow. Hot. Wait, what? Wow. No. Okay. No, you can keep that. Thank you . Yeah, [01:35:00] you it not Take my money. Have it. I’ll keep my money. Thank you very much. So the next one is Rich people, thingss. When I first saw this article, all you see is a picture of a plain Jane, silver, cayenne, eg. Tore, sorry, cayenne, eg . And you see it like straddling, it’s a mountainous terrain.

And all I could think of when I saw that, I didn’t even read the article. All I needed to see was that picture. And I’m like, that’s some rich people saying if you’re taking your Porsche Cayenne rock climbing, essentially like bouldering through. And apparently this person, this owner, took their bone stock cayenne through Moab for egg, through Moab Offroading, rock crawling.

It’s a testament to Volkswagen Engineering. That’s all I’m gonna say. And so, yeah. And so I guess the real moral of the story is the thing made it so, who knew that the Cayenne was an amazing off rotor? You know, who knew? It’s the people that wanted it to weigh [01:36:00] more than it does? Because you know what, it’s not heavy enough to be a tax writeoff.

And you’re probably saying to yourself, what in the world are you talking about? So did you know. Going back to our Cadillac Escalade, X T pickup truck, XYZ p dq, super turbocharge Blackhawk Supersonic Edition. If a vehicle weighs more than 6,000 pounds and is used 50% or more of the time for work purposes under Section 1 79, are we, hold on, are we doing like a math word problem here?

Yeah, I gotta, I gotta lay it out for you. Okay. So if you do all these things, if you check all these boxes under section 1 79 of the tax code, you can write off your Mercedes G Wagon, Cadillac Escalade, infinity QX 80, all because of this one tax loophole. I. Have no response to that. , what is business, exactly?

What is allowable under the business criteria? I mean, that is a loosely defined [01:37:00] term.

what is your business? If you spend all day recording podcasts, you could be driving around and that’s business, right? Because I don’t know. I’m just saying, I’m just saying maybe you really like this loophole and you just don’t know it yet. , figure out your podcast business. I air quotes, I use it for business.

And I mean, we’ve seen that in the past too. This is a marketing vehicle. You’re like, what does that mean? How does that even work? But apparently there is a tax write off for these types of extremely heavy vehicles. So if you’re in the market for the new 9,000 plus pound Hummer and you use it for work, you can write it off on your taxes under section 1 79.

So keep that in mind while you’re crab walking like LeBron, right, your yard. You know what? That’s a good commercial actually. I really enjoyed that commercial. So kudos to them. I don’t get it. You’ll have to explain it to me. It’s like those memes that people send me and I. Why is this funny? They’re like, ha ha, ha [01:38:00] ha.

I’m like, I don’t, I don’t get it. Like whatever. It’s like watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I don’t, I don’t understand . So anyway, speaking of things we don’t understand, did you know before we get into our fan favorite section of Florida? Man, that Blue Oyster Cult? Yes. The music super group from the seventies and eighties, they came out with the Epic Classic.

Don’t Fear The Reaper, put out a song in 2020 called Florida. Man. I did know that. I do not think I’ve listened to it though, or I can’t remember if I have. Oh, it is epic. I will have to read. Listen to it. Florida people . Oh yeah. As a Bard of Floridian News. Why don’t you sing us some tales of Floridians?

I’m just taking a moment to soe in these lyrics, you know? Should you settle down in the Sunshine State, you should know of its tangled fate. How the conquistadora came to Florida long before it had a name. Florida man. Florida man. Florida man. Florida man. I’m, [01:39:00] that’s the Refl.

Hi. On meth. There’s little best. The neighbor’s cat is on her breath. Florida man, these are great lyrics. Dad dreams, he’s got red Wings of Fire, speaking of red Wings and chickens. So there apparently have been a slew of truck spills across the greater United States, if you were not aware all in this month.

Yeah, all pretty much very late August into early this month, all the way from as far west as California to down south in Florida. We got everything from tomato sauce. Or fresh tomatoes, which is just horrific to behold as an Italian to see all those glorious tomatoes go to waste strewn across the highway.

Run over pulverized, you’re ketchup. Now, if that wasn’t bad enough, you had the Alfredo sauce carrying truck that overturned in Tennessee, to which [01:40:00] people first said how wonderful the highway smells for about the first 30 minutes, and then it smelled like garbage rotting in the hot pen. Then we even had, in, I think Georgia, we had more groceries.

Slewed across the highway, just random groceries as the public’s grocer truck equivalent. Giant Safeway, Kroger, whoever just spilled their contents. And then we get super awkward in Oklahoma. Okay, and S F W. Not safe for work. This truck was carrying some adult items. recreational use adult items, let’s just say.

And those apparently could have made the morning commute a little confusing for some people bringing their kids to school as the paraphernalia was strunger strewn across the highways. Oh my god. Mommy. What’s that? Sarah? How would you explain [01:41:00] that now? . Oh, and then. Down in Florida you had all the Pedialyte, so not, it wasn’t bad enough that we had like the baby formula shortage and all that stuff.

Now you had the Pedialyte shortage because the semi-truck in a train collided. It was carrying all the Pedialyte. Do you know how sl, how bisous that stuff is? If you hit that with your car, you might as well be on ice. Can you imagine hitting pedia light all over the road? I don’t know what is going on.

What is happening? What happens to the tractor beam trailer when it hits pedia light when it hits pedia light or Alfredo sauce? These are good questions. What if that sauce was on the maglev car? I don’t even know what would happen. Lastly, back in Georgia, cuz once in Georgia wasn’t enough. Back in Georgia, you had a truck crash that it was not only hauling.

But it was hauling chicken parts. And I just wanna know who rolled where was the truck with the barbecue grills that overturned? I’m bringing [01:42:00] the potato salad. Let’s have a tailgate right on Highway 60 ones. Can we just coordinate these catastrophes? Can we just put our heads together, put some of these trucks in the same proximity with the question is, what is going on?

Do we have Teslas that are coming at them, like missiles like we’ve seen in the past that are causing these semis to tip over? Or is this a conspiracy by the Teamsters Union to, you know, fight back the evolution? You know, you hear all these, all these things all the time, but it is pretty crazy to see.

Not one, but like seven of these incidents over the course of a month. And it’s just like, that seems like a lot. And I was wondering that myself too. I was like, do these always happen? And we just didn’t notice and suddenly we’re noticing because now normally they hit the bridges, right. And open like sardine camps.

Right. And yeah, so, you know, I think I’m gonna have to start like looking out for these now going forward. Yeah. Like is this a thing that’s happening all the time? What can we find next month? But this next one is [01:43:00] a little video, which it’s about four minutes long. It’s well worth a watch. It was posted by one of our members, and it’s a compilation of runaway vehicles from the looks of a no people were hurt even though many vehicles were harmed throughout the making of this compilation.

But some of these. Fuck, wild. Unreal. So basically there’s people that left their cars out of gear, out of park and they walk away and suddenly they just start going in reverse. And the ludicrous thing is the number of people, and I guess you know, they say if you’re following, you might as well try to fly, right?

Like your car’s rolling away. You might as well try to hold it like your Hercules are Superman and have any chance of stopping it. Like, I mean the, the smart people were the ones that just sat there looking, defeated and watched it like crash . Yeah. Yeah. The one woman that walked away as it went into the woods and it was like, yep, that’s it.

We’re good. . You know what? She was holding her child. So [01:44:00] kudos to her for not, not sacrificing her child for the thing, but they have like a little thing in the corner. These were all across the globe. A number of them in the us I mean one one year close to home with it, apparently. Don Johnson, duffle Ganger, Miami Vice Post pan.

Where is this guy? I wanna meet him. I’ve never seen anybody deliver mail in a Sears sucker suit. What is this? I don’t know. I have not seen the Miami Vice mailman, but I hope to one day cuz that’s hilarious. He’s in Baltimore. I guarantees that Baltimore’s gotta be. Oh. But at any rate worth the watch for a few chuckles.

There were a couple near misses from people, but uh, luckily I think most people were unharmed in this crazy, I have my own Florida man story. It happened right here, close to home, right near Summit Point, and it stars a G T M man, one of our members who as we were going through and cataloging an estate, found a grenade.

No. Yes, I was there for this. I was not the one that [01:45:00] discovered him. I’m gonna keep the innocent innocent, even though I, he knows who he is and he’s listening to this . We called the sheriff’s department immediately, and then you would’ve thought it was like a schwartzen anchor movie. There were cop cars coming out of everywhere and firetrucks and this and that, and everybody had to clear out and all the neighbors.

And you have to get 500 yards away. And if you’re in the house, stay in the house. Cause now it’s a bomb shelter. I mean, all this stuff, right? Wait, wait, stay in the house with the grenade? No, no. The grenade was found in boxes that we had been moving around from the basement to the garage to the other garage.

Like carelessly, like I just chucked that box over there. And there’s a, so you were fully involved in this? Oh, you were a participant. Oh, you’re a hundred percent witness to what went down . So we find this thing, actually my wife found it turns to our friend and says, what is this? And he goes, holy shit.

Grabs it runs out of the garage and chucks it under the trailer? No, he’s through it. Yeah, he threw it under the trailer and I’m [01:46:00] like, well, you probably, I guess, wouldn’t hopefully know if it was like the pin was out or however grenade works, I guess. . Meanwhile, I’m like, what did you guys find? Oh, we found a grenade.

I’m like, cool. And then I turned back to, to doing what I was doing. Like, you guys are messing with me. Like, you’re full of crap. No, for real. There’s a grenade. And he’s like, oh, I put it under the trailer. Here’s a picture that I just took of it. Like after he jumped it under the trailer, right. Sends it to his father.

His father’s like, you know, call the cops. Right? Whatever. Again, they show up all this stuff. It looks like just a, like a war scene is going on. They make us all push, back hours are wasted. They had to call in some guy. We’re like, where’s he? He’s Strausberg. Pennsylvania, like where is this guy coming from?

Like that’s hours away. Oh no, it took him forever. Some other part of Virginia, this guy gets there and all this commotion and he comes up afterwards with a shiting grin on his face and unscrews the grenade right in front of us. He goes, there’s nothing wrong with this thing. You should have seen the people’s faces just turn white.

Like we’re all about to blow up [01:47:00] as he’s opening this thing up. Right. At that point, I had already Googled. I had looked into it. I had done some research in the newspaper article that came out in the Clark County Gazette. I was really surprised where all this information came from. Cause there no reporters show up.

No, there wasn’t news trucks or anything like that. I’m like, how did they get all this information? But what they got wrong is that it was a fake grenade. No, no. . It was a real grenade. It was a training grenade that had been disassembled. It was enured. When the inspector guy came, he had already figured that out.

Part of the giveaway was that the grenade, you know, had the military stamping on it. It was legit. It wasn’t like whoever had it bought it at like ranger surplus or something like that. Like you can buy ’em for like 12 bucks. They’re like ornaments, you know, you can put on your desk. Normally they have the whole drill in the bottom to tell you that they’re empty.

This was legitimate. This was a leftover from a military veteran, but it was empty. The charges were taken out. And the reason, it’s not a fake grenade, it’s a training grenade. They’re actually designed, [01:48:00] you can change the element inside. And the way they work is you pull the pin, you throw it, and there’s some mercury concoction that goes pop and makes a bunch of smoke, and then that’s it.

If it had been a real grenade designed differently and all this kind of stuff. So all this commotion, all this back and forth, lots of really pissed off people because how many times do you get a call? We got a grenade, right? So , it was a bit of a, it was a bit of a mess, but So did they let, did they let the grenade stay?

No, no, they had to confiscate it, so, oh yeah, that was kind of a bummer. But it makes for a good story. But I think we might be giving out, you know, the fake ones for Christmas this year. Oh, ooh, ooh. All right. Don’t gimme one pass. No thank you. Just gimme a picture. That, that was fine. So our last one here, I saved this one for last because not only is it probably the best, but it’s also timely with Halloween coming up.

Oh, oh no, this [01:49:00] isn’t like the Orlando drive-through haunted house thing, is it? No. It depends what you think. But cinder fell. Out in Missouri, he decided to paddle in an 846 pound pumpkin that he had grown. He carved out this hollowed pumpkin and he paddled down the Missouri River . How epic is that? This is car adjacent people.

This is vehicle adjacent. This is boating. Okay. It’s transportation. It’s transportation. This counts. I’m gonna start a car company called Gord

So how far did he get? How did this end, what happened and why He is set to take over a 2016 Guinness World Record. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s a, there’s a, there’s a standing record for going down a river in a Gord. There is a record of a 25 mile trip in Grand Forks, North Dakota to Oslo, Minnesota.

So this guy, I guess, is [01:50:00] trying to beat that record. He paddled his pumpkin for 11 hours. How does this play out? You tell your buddy, the motor on the dinghies busted. Let’s just climb into the pumpkin . Let’s go fishing. We’ll take the pumpkin . How does this work? What a great bumper sticker. Gone fishing and you put a pumpkin

Oh, yes, yes. What we know what’s happening. Did he make it? Did he do it? I’m confused about the status of this endeavor. So apparently he did 38 miles down the Missouri River. and yes, he did complete it. And he’s quoted saying, I ain’t gonna do this again, , I’m done with this. So I think there’s a whole process to Guinness World Records validating something.

So I’m not sure how long that takes. So I guess we might need to, yeah, I think they have to have like a witness there or something, right? Yeah. Like I hope there did it. Yeah. Yeah, there’s gotta be whole bunch of evidence and stuff. So we’ll [01:51:00] see. We gotta check in on this in a couple months. See if he’s now Guinness World Record Holder.

All right, so I got a top tip for this guy when he does it again, so we can talk about it and soon No, no, no, no. I ain’t gonna do this again. He said , he ain’t going do it. He ain’t gonna do it. I’m done this. I’m not gonna do it. Not gonna do it. But if he was gonna do it again to keep it car adjacent, because it is a pumpkin and is such a big pumpkin, the walls of that pumpkin are pretty thick.

I think he should carve in the Honda badge and on the back he can write element in Sharpie, . And he’s good to go. . Oh my gosh. You’re welcome listeners. You’re welcome. There’s some bad dad jokes there. Well folks, it’s time that we go behind the pit wall and talk about motor sports news. So what’s going on in the open wheel Formula one community?

Tanya, I know without Brad here, this is all you. Oh man. Whole bunch of stuff like, you know, Ferrari being Ferrari, so they blew up and caught on fire. . No, but you know, looking great and [01:52:00] qualifying, getting pulled positions and then just going home on race. It’s disappointing, but it’s becoming quite comical.

The memes are getting good, so yeah, not much goodness to report on Ferrari, but a lot of just turnover and driver changes. And the most interesting thing of the last race, which is also quite comical, was album very last minute ended up out of the race with a appendicitis so he wasn’t feeling great and then ended up having to go get surgery last minute.

And it was like a whole thing. Like he, he like reacted badly coming outta the anesthesia too and like, but he’s okay. He’s o, he’s good. But they put the reserve driver in Mr. Nick DeVry, I think his name is, and like he got like a top 10. Finish his teammate. Yeah. He’s so much better than like, I don’t see Latifee having a seat because this guy just got the first points like how bad is it that you’re like 21 outta 20 drivers and points.

Cause your reserve driver came in . He had a resume, he did a job [01:53:00] interview and he passed that job interview. Like if he doesn’t get probably a seat, Having shown that based on his performance. I, I mean that’s, I don’t know who’s in charge. So is that why Herda lost his seat? Because now they gotta put this guy out there.

I don’t know the hor Well the whole Herda thing is all the drama around the, the super license and he doesn’t have enough points cuz he hasn’t done enough races and indie and this, that and the other. And you know, the whole scary thing. If they make an exception for him, then it opens the floodgates to all these other people.

But then I think I saw an article that was like, well then like Kimmy and even Verta should never have gotten their license or something. And I didn’t follow into that. So I don’t know the whole story behind it for what is right now. Her does not moving in yet cuz they’re sticking to their license rules.

But there are other movements with Ricardo getting kicked out. Yikes. And then they finally, that whole will he. He do, they don’t they with Pietri and that he was with Alpine and then he’s not, apparently he’s being signed now to [01:54:00] McLaren officially. So there’s a bunch of vehicle driver changes.

Unfortunately, Schumacher is no longer, I guess, on the Ferrari team anymore. So I guess they’re not pleased with his house performance, unfortunately. So he won’t no longer be part of the Ferrari driving team. Well, they can’t afford to replace cars after every race. Well, you know what, the last several races, he hasn’t really had any incidents.

He hasn’t put ’em in the wall or anything like that. So he is, he’s been finishing, so, you know, that’s good. He’s got big shoes to fill and that’s unfortunate carrying that last name and the heritage and thinking that he’s gonna jump into the Ferrari and suddenly he’s gonna be his dad. I mean, I hate to say it that way, but there’s only one Michael Schumacher.

Uh, it’s tough. Who knows? He needs more seat time like we all do. Right? And that’s, that’s the recipe for success is more seat time. The question is, where does he get his seat time? Does he walk away from Formula One for a while and go to m s A or go to w e c go run prototypes or, or indie [01:55:00] cars, come to the states, get some more experience.

I know that F1 is the top of the totem pole, but a lot of these guys. Have experienced from other places, and then they had ventured out afterwards. Look at Juan Papa Montoya, look at Alonzo, you know, trying to go for the Triple crown and, and all that kind of stuff. There’s other opportunities. There’s been plenty of people that left f1, take Olivier Penns, he ran for pros.

He was a basically a back marker, way back in the day. He went to touring car and he kicked butt. Like he found his discipline. Right. And maybe, uh, Schumacher needs to do the same thing. I don’t know. I was wondering, BES retired, they’re friends. Maybe he could become more of a coach or a mentor for time, world champion himself, Sebastian Bes.

So maybe there’s something he, I, I think he’s already probably to some extent been working with Schumacher, but maybe there’s something more there he could do if, if there is a path or, or anything for him to be as a sliver, as great as his father. Right. So that’s very true and I think the last bit of hokey pokey that’s been going on in the open wheel world [01:56:00] has to do with Alex plu, right?

There was a whole thing about he was leaving Indy car to go to McLaren. Same kind of thing as like Colin Hurda, and now we’re talking about he’s sticking with Chip assi after all of that stuff. So, okay, fine, whatever. It’s always like this, this time of the year, right? What does the next season look like?

You know, if it isn’t the new cars that are coming out, we all get excited about that. It’s the drama of the drivers changing teams. The bigger question is, and maybe for Sarah, is how’s it all gonna play out and drive to survive? I don’t know. I’m dying to watch this next season to see the other perspective of what I’m watching right now.

It’s crazy. I don’t know. I, when we were talking about Schumacher, I didn’t realize that he’d been let go, so I’m kind of processing that information as we speak. There’s gonna be a lot to catch up on. It’s gonna be all off track. Drama. Yeah. It’s not gonna be on track drama for this coming season. So much movement.

So much movement. All the on track drama will be making fun of Ferrari, unfortunately. , [01:57:00] right? I think so. I think so. Sorry guys. Sorry, and since we’re bringing that up and, and to talk a little bit about what we talked about on your episode, you became a Formula One fan as a result of Drive to Survive. No, you’re absolutely right and I will admit it freely all day long.

I love it. It’s been kind of a gateway for me to start watching and learning about other races too. So one of the women I work with, our associate editor, Shannon McBride, or Shannon Scott, sorry, she just got married. Shannon Scott, she’s a big indie car person. And so we published an article about watching an indie car race for your first time, and she provided her perspective along with one of our newbie writers.

And so, you know, we’re all kind of getting excited about that even though it’s the tail end of the season. But in any case, it’s like figuring out, okay, what am I gonna do? Am I gonna be maybe go see some races this coming year? Because it would be really fun to put all those pieces together in [01:58:00] person.

I’m really excited about that. I would say probably one of the best pro race weekends, if you want to get a taste of multiple disciplines at the same time was actually at the Music City Grand Prix in Nashville, where they had not only IndyCar, indie Lights, TransAm and SRO World Challenge there all in the same weekend.

So for one price of admission you got to see four different disciplines of racing, which was pretty cool. Oh, that’s really cool. I would love to do that. Okay. I’m putting that, I’m writing that down. writing that down and to do that next time, because I would love to have that comparison. Exactly. And Nashville’s an awesome city, great place to be.

Street courses are unique compared to anything else. I mean, going to Rhode Atlanta or Watkins Glen or High Plains or wherever, great. But a city course is always sort of different. They gotta make changes and how do we go around that building and they just blew that one up last year. You know, things like that.

So the city courses are a lot of fun and it was a great time being there. Live at the Music City Grand Prix, so I highly [01:59:00] recommended. There’s also other street tracks you can check out, like St. Petersburg, long Beach. There’s a few others, but those, those are the big three on most of the sports car and IndyCar calendars, you know, outside of when they add like, uh, bell Isle, like Troy and things like that.

So there’s some cool stuff out there. So if you’ve never been to a street race, definitely check it out. I’d love to. And speaking of that, there was an article that gives you no information that the Las Vegas Grand Prix is planning affordable zone of tickets. Whatever that means. Whatever that, what does that mean?

affordable for who? So if you’re interested in Formula One at Las Vegas, keep your eyes out for these affordable price seats. I wonder that myself, and I also wonder which high-rise casino is really the one to get a room at and just watch it from there with the TV on to get full coverage and then looking out over your balcony to see the race and hearing the race live.

I think that’s really the strategy. Forego buying the F1 tickets and sitting in [02:00:00] the grandstand. Get yourself a room at the Bellagio or at the Venetian. It’s the Las Vegas version of the yacht and the Monaco Harbor. Correct? Exactly. Yeah, I like that. Which you needed to reserve your ho, your hotel room then three years ago,

It’s okay. Lamont’s is way cooler. . So as we segue into sports, car racing a little bit, I wanna bring up something really important. The SRO World Challenge season is coming to a close. I will say that I wasn’t able to make it to Road America this year. We’re planning on going next year and shout out to guest and friend of the show, Andy Pilgrim, for an epic battle in GT three.

If you haven’t seen the replay race from GT America, front Road America, it was absolutely spectacular that Mercedes was all over ’em and he fought ’em to the very end. It was a very good race. I will also say there’s one more race left in the world challenge schedule, and that’s Indianapolis. That’s where they’re finishing their year, running the old F1 track.

So that’s gonna be a [02:01:00] lot of fun to see as well. But on the M side of the house, As you guys are listening to this episode, this coming weekend is the big one. It’s the end of the Emta season closing with the Petite Lamont at Road Atlanta. That’s the 12 hour Enduro at Road Atlanta, and it’s also the final bow for the Daytona prototype cars.

We’re closing the chapter on that book, and next year we move into the new rules and regulations as we get closer and closer to a combined W E C and IMSA rule book, where you’re gonna have, like we had in the A L M S days where the cars could cross over from one series to another next year. Also brings, like we talked about back in the summer on the Lamonds showcased episode of the Drive-through all the changes that are coming to Lamonds next year.

Next year is the big show. So I’m really looking forward to closing out this season. I’ve only got a couple track days myself left, but the Petite LeMans is [02:02:00] always a favorite and I was very fortunate to go last year in person. And if you have the opportunity to go to petite in person, it’s well worth going to.

All right, so local news and events brought to us by collector car guide.net, the ultimate reference for car enthusiasts. So what is coming up for October? Well, we’ve got GTM and Garage Style Magazine, hosting a happy hour in sponsor appreciation event during the A A C A Fall Nationals East in Hershey, Pennsylvania.

We’ll be at the Tattered Flag Distillery from five to 9:00 PM on Wednesday, October 5th. Food and drinks are on us. Lots of great giveaways. Come meet people and you can RSVP for this event on our members website. Go to club.gt motorsports.org. Click uh, events or jump over to CCG for those details as well.

And meanwhile, also in October. Packed full of events. We’ve got the third annual Audra Newport Concourses and Motor Week, presented [02:03:00] by the Audra Automobile Museum, and this kicks off in Newport, Rhode Island, September 29th through October 2nd. Also, world-class Bobby Nuon Jr. Petroliana and Soda Pop advertising collection will be the centerpiece at the Morpheus auction, September 30 through October 3rd.

This is a 32 year collection that you do not want to miss. The Corvette Club of America 40th annual car show is being held at Sport Chevrolet in Silver Spring, Maryland. We actually went to one of those a couple years ago. It was number 44. I don’t remember what number there. I drove by it last year. It’s almost 50 years of this car show being at the same place.

Pretty cool. Wow. The Anma Fall Grand Tourist. That’s off from Pismo Beach in California on October the sixth. Broad Arrow Auctions presents the No Reserve Jim Taylor, passion for the drive auction in Albany, New York, October 14th and 15th. Break fix sponsors american muscle.com are [02:04:00] holding the world’s largest charity car show to raise money for.

Make-A-Wish in Monton, Pennsylvania, October 15th. And don’t forget about the Black Forest Industry’s 11th annual Octoberfest event. And there are tons more of events just like this and all their details are available over at Collector Car Guide dot. Thanks Tanya. And now it’s time for the h hpd junkie.com Trackside report.

So let’s talk about what’s coming up in October for our area. I’m actually gonna be at the NJ MP event with Audi Club Northeast Region on October the third and fourth. That is a Monday Tuesday event. But the reason it’s so awesome is that it’s two days at Thunderbolt and a lot of people really want to do two days at Thunderbolt.

It’s hard to get, happens to be on a weekday, but I’m looking forward to being there. So if you’re coming out, give me a shout look for me and my mark one out, e t t ripping up the track sounding like a rally car. That being said, there’s a lot of other groups that are winding down their seasons. In October, you’re seeing a [02:05:00] lot of fall finale events, but the folks over at Chin Track days still have 10 more events on their schedule ranging from locations like Seabring Road, Atlanta, Daytona International Speedway.

Koda, the Circuit of the Americas, Eagles Canyon, and even National Corvette Museum. So more on that@chintrackdays.com. If you wanna try out something completely different and you live out West or Points West, check out the California 300 Offroad event that’s being brought to you by the same folks that put together the Mint 400.

And if you remember, I went to the Mint 400 last year out in the deserts of Nevada and it was an absolutely amazing experience. And you can catch a previous podcast episode with Matt Martelli. That’s all about the mints and the efforts that they’re doing. The California cleanup and everything that goes along with that and details for that event are also available over on Collector car guide.net.

Like I said earlier, most importantly, this weekend, if you’re listening to this episode on the date, it airs [02:06:00] September the 28th through October. The first is IMSA Petite LeMans at Road Atlanta, 12 Hour Enduro. It’s awesome. Put it on, watch it. If it’s your first sports car race. Ever. This is multi-class racing.

At its best. You’re gonna have full-blown prototypes. The gentleman drivers, Porsches and Corvette’s and BMWs that you recognize all racing at the same time. And the beauty and the magic of sports car racing is that it’s sometimes three to five races happening at the same time. It can be a little confusing to keep track of who’s on first, but that’s part of the game and that’s why these races are a lot longer too.

So you have plenty of time to get caught up. More importantly, next year, nasa, the National Auto Sport Association, the championships will take place for the first time at Pittsburgh International Race Complex. A track that a lot of us here at G T GTM know well, and we love making the trip out too. So look for those 2023 runoffs for NASA and the club racing time trials, et cetera, to be held at [02:07:00] Pittsburgh next year.

So we’re really looking forward to that as well. And in case you missed out, check out the other podcast episodes that aired this month. September was action packed as we went back to school with Mountain Man Dan, taking on questions from an eight year old panelist in an episode called, can You Explain It to a Third Grader?

All the records were broken when Lynn St. James came on Break Fix to share her incredible journey from Club Racer to IndyCar Rookie of the Year. Catch the behind the scenes on our Patreon. There’s so many reasons for why we shouldn’t do something, but open track, track day insurance gives you the confidence to put those fears aside and get out there with your car today.

Tune in to learn more about their coverage policies for your track day vehicle. Do you mentally sabotage your own performance and want to know how to stop? Do you want to learn how to reduce your anxiety in the race, environment and life in general? Do you want to know how to control your focus more effectively in the race, car, and beyond than tune into maximum performance and mental sabotage with Dr.

Del Air? What should I [02:08:00] buy? Classic and collector cars. Learn from our panel of Petrolhead Juggernauts Mark s Shank, our nineties car expert, Chris Bright from Collector, part exchange, Don Weiberg from Garage Style Magazine and Rob Parr from Collector Car Guide as they work through what cars a first time collector should invest in.

Thank you to all the guests that came on the show this month. We have some really exciting episodes lined up for the fall of 2022, so be sure to tune in to more episodes of the show. Check our behind the scenes and bonus content on Patreon. And don’t forget about our new Facebook group for the show where you can chat with guests, co-hosts and get questions answered.

That’s right, and I think we forgot about an episode. There’s a special extra September episode airing after this one, two days from now, and that’s Sarah’s episode on a Girl’s Guide to cars. So do you wanna give everybody a little teaser about what we talked about, what it’s all about? Oh well, it was a really fun episode where I just kind of introduced myself and we talked a little bit about the history of a girls’ guide to cars, kind of where we’re coming [02:09:00] from and who our audience is.

But also we talked a lot about how we want to talk a little bit more about Motorsport, and so it’s been really fun to get to know the audience here so that we can, you know, learn about you, you can learn about us, and we can just have more fun together in this Motorsport environment. So some other quick shout outs to our members, Brian Shaw is celebrating.

Seven years as a GTM member and Bobby Paul Shock and Jeremy Rinker are celebrating three years with gtm. So if you’re interested in learning more about Grant Touring Motorsport’s membership and Club hop on over to club.gt motorsports.org and we would be remiss to not give a special thanks to our guest host Sarah Lacey from a Girls’ Guide to Cars for filling in for Brad this month.

And we hope to have her on another break Picks episode sometime in the future. Anytime you want, you are always welcome. And for everyone else, if you’d like to be part of the conversation, hit us up. We’re always excited to have more people on the show. So, Sarah, like we close our [02:10:00] regular episodes, any shout outs, promotions, or anything else you’d like to add before we wrap up?

I just had such a great time with you guys and appreciate getting together with you and learning more about you guys and and talking about us. You can find us online at www.agirlsguidetocars.com. We’re on Instagram at a girls guide to number two cars and on Facebook as well. A girls’ guide to number two cars.

And of course we gotta thank our executive producer of the drive-through series. The person that keeps. Somewhat organized, sane, and on track. Pun intended, the illustrious Tanya, because you’re never more prepared than when you’re not prepared. That is the slogan of this show, isn’t it? ? And remember, folks, for everything we talked about on this episode and more, be sure to check out the following article and show notes available@gtmotorsports.org.

And as Brad likes to always say, without all the [02:11:00] members, families and friends that support gtm, without all of you, none of this would be possible. Outro, . I’m surprised that ducks didn’t come up again. I love the ducks. Oh, I bit my tongue a lot on the ducks cuz I don’t know if this is a family show. . . There are a lot of moments I thought about, uh, ducking, talking about ducking things and whatever.

Thanks guys. Oh, thank you. It was really nice. Well, and I hope I did a good job. I hope I made Brad proud. I hope I stood in. All right,

well here we are in the drive-through line. Me and her cars in front of us, cars in back of us all. Just waiting to order. There’s a idiot in a Volvo with us. Bright son behind me. Hi Lena. The window and scream. Hey, watch A to do blind me, my wife says maybe.[02:12:00]

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We’d love to hear from you. Hey, everybody, crew, chief Eric here. We really hope you enjoyed this episode of Break Fix, and we wanted to remind you that GTM remains a no annual fees organization, and our goal is to continue to bring you quality episodes like this one at no charge. As a loyal listener, please consider subscribing to our Patreon for bonus and behind the scenes content, extra goodies and G T M swag.

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