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From Pit Lane to Purpose: How VETMotorsports is Rewiring the Veteran Experience Through Racing

At the intersection of horsepower and healing, there’s a story that deserves the checkered flag. It’s the story of VETMotorsports – a nonprofit that’s not just wrenching on machines, but rebuilding lives. On this episode of the Break/Fix podcast, we sat down with Peter Cline, founder and executive director of VETMotorsports, to explore how a personal passion for racing evolved into a transformative mission for veterans across the country.

Pete’s journey into motorsports began like many others: with a love for muscle cars, a deep Ford allegiance, and a thirst for speed. After a serious motorcycle crash during a track day in 2004, most would have hung up their leathers. Peter doubled down. He went racing.

From vintage motorcycle events with ARMA to national podiums in Formula 2 and stints officiating MotoGP events, Peter built a resume that spanned the spectrum of two-wheeled competition. But it wasn’t until a Top Gear segment about UK soldiers training for the Dakar Rally that the idea for VETMotorsports sparked to life. “If they can do it,” Pete thought, “why can’t I create something similar here?”

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In 2013, Pete entered the Harley-Davidson XR1200 series under the AMA Pro Racing banner. But this wasn’t just about lap times. He invited a group of veterans to join his team as pit crew members – many of whom had never been to a racetrack before. The result? A weekend of camaraderie, adrenaline, and purpose that left everyone changed.

From there, VETMotorsports was born – not as a vanity project, but as a nonprofit built to last. “I could’ve kept racing until the money ran out,” Pete said. “Or I could build something bigger than myself.” He chose the latter.

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Notes

  • The VETMotorsports Origin Story
  • What are the parallels between Military Culture and the Motorsports World?
  • What is “the Language of Trust”?
  • PitCrew Outreach Program
  • Behind the Wheel Program
  • How does someone become part of the VETMotorsports team?
  • Details and Information about VETMotorsports, VETM Events and more!
  • Peter’s TEDx Talk on “The Language of Trust”

and much, much more!

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Break fix podcast is all about capturing the living history of people from all over the auto sphere, from wrench turners and racers to artists, authors, designers, and everything in between. Our goal is to inspire a new generation of petrol heads that wonder. How did they get that job or become that person?

The road to success is paved by all of us because everyone has a story. For years now, GTM has participated in community charity and philanthropic events like SCCA’s Helmholtz Off to Heroes. And last season we were introduced to the team from Vet Motorsports. An organization that, since 2013, takes veterans with service connected injuries and places them in the motorsports teams as a non clinical therapy program.

Crew Chief Eric: With us tonight is Peter Klein, Executive Director and Founder of Vet Motorsports, to explain how all this works.

Crew Chief Brad: And as always, I’m your host Brad. And I’m Eric. So let’s roll. So welcome to Break

Crew Chief Eric: Fix, Peter.

Peter Cline: Hey, thanks for having [00:01:00] me. And I want to thank everybody for tuning in to the show. Greatly appreciated.

And thanks for having us on.

Crew Chief Eric: Absolutely. So tell us about Vette Motorsports. Where did you guys come from? What’s the backstory? What’s the secret origin story here? How did this all get started?

Peter Cline: So the origin story for me is I used to race motorcycles. I guess you would call pro am or semi pro. Um, I’ve always been a gearhead though.

Like when I was growing up in Cleveland, Ohio, love muscle cars, um, was a big, am still a big Ford guy. That’s how I got into it. Just, I loved vehicles and cars and I started doing track days in 2004 and got seriously injured. I had a closed head injury, but at that point I figured, what’s the worst that can happen?

I’ve already screwed myself up and wrecked my motorcycle. I’m going to go racing. Right. So now we’re just going to go racing and go from track day to racing. So it’s probably like the guy who went out to a track day for HPDE program and hit the wall with his car and said, Oh, at this point, I might as well just go racing at this point.

And this is back in [00:02:00] 04 and it was a little bit different back then than it is nowadays. You know, the internet had just started getting involved in motor sports was really a word of mouth thing. So maybe you knew somebody that had gone racing, or if you were. In the motor sports social club, you know, or new people that had cars or motorcycles, that’s how you kind of got involved.

And so that’s what happened to me. I started out with vintage motorcycling with Arma, and then I went to Wira, which is a sanctioned, both are sanctioning organizations. And just kind of progressed from there.

Crew Chief Eric: But I did notice, uh, I reviewed your TEDx talk and you were featured on a Ohio based TEDx, and you talked about this story about a veteran friend of yours who texted you and it kind of inspired you and shot you off in a new direction where we are today with VET Motorsports.

So do you want to elaborate on that story a little bit?

Peter Cline: How we got involved with veterans is I had the opportunity to go and race in AMA Pro, which is now Moto America. For most amateur or pro am races is really kind of the pinnacle, right? That’s the, the creme de [00:03:00] la creme, the, the top of the pile. And they had a Harley Davidson spec series at that time.

And so I had some sponsorship money and I was also at that time watching top gear, the original top gear, not the new top gear, but the original top gear. And they had a segment on top gear about some UK soldiers that had come back from Iraq, Afghanistan.

Crew Chief Eric: I remember that

Peter Cline: and they were trying to qualify for the Paris to Dakar rally.

So they were, I think at the time racing or competing in a modified Volvo SUV or something along those lines.

Crew Chief Eric: And that was the first time we got to see the Stig without his helmet on, the same episode.

Peter Cline: You know, it’s a 20 minute blurb within Top Gear. And I kind of thought to myself, why can’t I do that with my racing team, as it were, you know, I’ll call you parentheses team, you know, hand quotes, air quotes around team.

Why can’t I create this thing, this [00:04:00] event, this experience that kind of takes everything that I’ve accumulated since 04 and kind of bring it together. And a little more background between 04 in 2013, when I went and did this Harley Davidson spec series, I had. Experiences with MotoGP with a wildcard team at Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

I had been a race official with USAC and FIM for MotoGP for a couple of years doing tire control. I had been a race official with Wira for a couple of years. I had gotten third in the country in Formula 2 on an underpowered Super Motard in Formula 2. Nationally, I think that was 08. And had been doing track day coaching for the super bike KTM school at mid Ohio.

So I had all these accumulative experiences that I felt that I could share, not in like a, Hey, kids get off my lawn kind of vibe, or, Hey, let me tell you how it was done a back in my day vibe, but more of, I think I have something to share. Because I felt that if we [00:05:00] could create this experience as a pit crew, for those that never would have been given the opportunity, it could be transformative.

So I reached out to some veteran organizations, nonprofits, who really thought I was off my rocker and ended up selecting a nonprofit. And, uh, we had a phone conversation and they came over to the house and we talked and they figured out it was legit. And we went off and running. And so my first professional race with AMA pro and the Harley Davidson series.

We did a fundraiser for that nonprofit, raised a bunch of money. I qualified for my race. I finished, I didn’t end up in the hospital and, uh, it was a success. The guys had a great time that were with the team. Um, I brought some people over to manage my team so I could race that I, you know, it’s trying to race and do a fundraiser and manage the vets and all that, it could have been completely distracting, but I had some great people.

I brought over to help manage the program when I was doing it for [00:06:00] the weekend. We knew we had something special. Cause everybody that was involved really had a great time and really love the opportunity. So that was really kind of, you know, the framework of how we got to where we were in the beginning.

And then we just carried it forward. We got more money to go race at Indianapolis motor speedway. The Harley Davidson series was brought over during the MotoGP weekend as kind of a, I wouldn’t say a sideshow, but it was a support race. And I got the race at Indy on the old F1 track that MotoGP was using.

I qualified 20th, but unfortunately in the last five minutes of qualifying, I ended up in the sand trap and broke my collarbone. And that was it. I was done at that point. And we had brought in veterans to be within our team to crew for me. And what was great is all the other teams took him in and basically treated him like they were one of their crew members.

And then. Um, Yeah. From that point forward, I couldn’t race anymore, at least for that year because of my [00:07:00] injuries, and we went to the next race in New Jersey at NJMP and did the same thing, except now we were providing crew members for other teams in the Harley Davidson series, and we kind of walked away from that.

And I mean, we, I refer to myself in a third person crazy sense that I knew that we had something at that point, but how are we going to harness that? Right? How are we going to use that this momentum that we had gained? And we got more sponsorship money to race the next year. The reality was, is I was not in any physical condition to, to race a motorcycle.

The injuries that I had sustained were much larger than what I previously had. I ended up destroying my knee. So I’d have ACL surgery. I’d suffered a concussion, you know, I’d broken a collarbone. Broken a rib behind my scapula. So, I mean, I was still healing up from that event.

Crew Chief Eric: You know, we joke a lot that, you know, motorcycle riders are on a whole nother level of, of the send it philosophy compared to us four wheel folks.

Peter Cline: Yeah. And really I had [00:08:00] to make a decision about racing. And I think we all come to that decision at some point in our life. Mine just was accelerated. Uh, at that point, what I came to was this is I could still do the pit crew thing. With this limited amount of money that we were given to go and race and be known for this guy that had this really cool project until the money ran out and be done with it, or I could take that money and create a nonprofit.

And from that point, it could be something greater than the sum of the individual parts. And so what I did is we formed a nonprofit. I got a whole bunch of people on board that were much smarter than me. And we went forward and that’s, that was in 2013. And we really haven’t looked back since then. And so the, really the concept of it was how can we create a transformational experience to the military community that allows them to be exposed to motor sports as.

A possible vocation as a possible social circle as [00:09:00] a, uh, a way for them to understand that adrenaline anxiety, all that’s normal, especially when you put it in a motor sports environment. Right. And I think as racers or people that are involved in motor sports that are listening, they’ll understand that, but how can you reduce that barrier?

And create a point of entry for people that want to understand what motorsports is about, but just don’t know where to start. And that kind of taps into the beginning of the conversation about when I first started, I didn’t know where to go and how to turn to. And so even with the internet, even with, uh, all the things out there that you can go to on Facebook and social media about trying to get involved in the racing, it can be an abyss for a lot of people.

And especially for those in the military that want to figure out how to get involved. That was how we started. And this is kind of where we end up at, at this point.

Crew Chief Eric: So it’s really interesting to hear your whole story and how you got from where you are to where, where we are today. So is vent motor or sports?

Awesome. Yes, it is.

Peter Cline: Thank you for asking. And I’m glad I can share that

Crew Chief Eric: with you. Let me back this up.

Peter Cline: [00:10:00] So we had this opportunity in 2014 to go to Pike’s Peak with Ducati. And this was lined up through a mutual friend of ours. You know, I’m a gearhead, but I’d never been to Pike’s Peak. I didn’t know much about Pike’s Peak as the hill climb, but I did know that asking to be involved with a team that was sponsored or working with directly with Ducati at the time wasn’t a pretty amazing thing.

So I would have consider that event like a tier one event for our participants. Meaning we had to handpick people that we know that we could send out there. Or be involved that we’re going to be reliable. And so I went out, we had a Marine from the wounded warrior regiment that still lives in the Denver, Colorado area.

Come out with us. We had two Marines come out from Ohio, both are purple heart recipients. We put them on the mountain for, I think like 10 days, you know, we were up at, well, I think we were out of the hotel at two or three in the morning in a van, driving to whatever designated point we had to unload the motorcycles.

And then we were testing, you know, For [00:11:00] a two or three hour, maybe two or three hours at best. And it was cold as hell. And then as soon as the sunlight was coming up, you were rolling the wheels and then you were done and you were back off the mountain. By like 10 a. m. And then working on the bikes or making dinner or doing laundry or whatever.

I mean, you were done by that point. So what did come out of that was a shared experience between everybody, between the Marines that I was with myself and the team, and it was extremely transformational. For me, because I got to see over a longer period of time than just a race weekend of two or three days, a 10 day experience or seven day experience and very adverse conditions with some people that really did some amazing things.

And I think one of the things that. I saw and that I struggle with and not necessarily struggle with, but that I see other veterans deal with is that if you’re coming out of the service and let’s, you know, just because you have that label of specialist or corporal [00:12:00] doesn’t mean that that label that you had in the military is going to define you.

I think, and I call myself an optimist in this case is that you’ve got to shed that, even though that’s what you were in your previous life in the military, you can shed that and really reach your potential to do something else. If you take a risk. And that’s what really came out of that weekend became real close with both Marines, you know, I’ve lost touch with one and then I’ve recently kind of lost touch with another, but, you know, they felt comfortable in their experiences that they came to me, you know, in time of need to talk or, or to make sure that everything was okay.

I mean, they are really good guys and we kind of have that shared bond from that experience, even though we don’t talk right now. So, and I think we’ll always be connected by that experience. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: So Pete, are you a former serviceman yourself or what’s the connection back to veterans?

Peter Cline: Uh, no, I never served.

My stepdad was second ID. He was in Korea at the [00:13:00] DMZ during the Vietnam era, which some people call the second Korean war. It was a pretty tense over there at that time. My grandfather, I was in the army air corps during world war two doing pilot training. He never went overseas or was never deployed overseas, but did pilot training, I think in California.

Uh, my other grandfather served during the occupational forces during world war two in Japan. So there is this small connected service history, part of my family, but never served. But I wanted to do something within the military space. Cause I felt not only. I felt this connection for some reason, and I, and I can’t really put my finger on it.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s very noble. I mean, I’ve been, I’ve personally been supporting the military for over 20 years now and I haven’t served either, but you know, I tip my hat to everyone that has, and I, I thank everyone for their service. And that’s why we’re engaged with events like helmets off to heroes. We engage with organizations like yours for philanthropic reasons because we do want to give back and we have that long [00:14:00] lasting connection to the DOD as a whole.

So. How do you connect motorsports to veterans? How did, how did you bridge that gap? Let’s go back to that question.

Peter Cline: Let me just say that when we first started out the nonprofit, there was a lot of miscues and missteps, like with trying to interact with veterans. And I think veterans or military can be extremely distrustful of the media.

They’re very loyal. Loyalty and service are very high up there. And so when working with the military, a lot of it is about trust and it’s about building that trust and building that repertoire or that conversation with somebody that you’re going to work on a weekend. And there’s clearly questions that you don’t ask.

For those listening, you know, you know, how many people did you kill? Or, you know, there’s some really asinine questions that you can throw out there that really can alienate, not only you and make you look like a complete idiot, but those people don’t really want anything to do with you at that point.

You know, my approach has always been, someone’s here to have a great time in motor [00:15:00] sports. We’re going to show them a great time. We’re going to provide them a quality event. And you know what, if they want to talk about their service history, Great. If they want to commensurate with another veteran that’s participating in our program or maybe they’re with the club or whatever, that’s really what it’s about.

But it’s about creating that kind of social environment where they’re acclimating themselves to civilians and understanding that their adrenaline can be controlled. But back to the original question, working with veterans has, it’s been difficult because again, I don’t know, have that vernacular, that vocabulary, that shared experiences that a lot of veterans have.

And it’s not. A shared experience from the deployment perspective, although that really does come into it, especially if they’ve been a combat deployment, but I mean, there’s even on the most basic level from boot camp to advanced training. They all have that kind of shared experience, even if they were never put in a, in a combat situation.

So it’s trying to understand the language. And [00:16:00] the talk and the presence of that, and that just takes time. That’s something that you’re never going to pick up right away.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. And you refer to that in your Ted talk as the language of trust. So were you able to find overlap between the motor sports world, especially coming from the motorcycle world with veterans, where you could build that connection and build a bridge between them and start to, I guess, you know, In some ways you do mention in your Ted talk, it’s all about the team.

It’s about being part of something, about building something. So you want to elaborate on that a little bit.

Peter Cline: Again, we’re talking to very general things here. So I don’t want somebody that’s listening to this to think that I’ve got it all figured out, right. How to speak a language to veterans or whatever, but there are some common things that I’ve observed in working as a civilian in the veteran space, this language, as you know, most.

Veterans want to have a purpose. Most people want to have a purpose. They want to have a mission. They want to be able [00:17:00] to trust the people that they’re around. They want to have a camaraderie. And I think when people that are in the service come out of the service, they miss those things, right? And there’s a huge gap between the civilian world and the military world, right?

In the military world, everything’s black and white. And there’s, As far as orders and missions and commands. And there’s this, uh, you know, sense of purpose and that really kind of gets eluded or lost when they come out. And so what we found when we integrated the military and veteran community into motorsports is that for those that have you or that are listening, that are.

Race, whether it’s a car or motorcycle or tractor or whatever, right? You have all that. You have a race schedule. You’ve got a tech sheet. You’ve got more than one person working on the car. You’ve got anxiety. You’ve got adrenaline. You’ve got all these things that really kind of were in the military shoved into this one, two or three or even 10 day event.

In motorsports, right? And so that [00:18:00] was the connection for us. You have in a very simplistic term, you have a population of people that are looking to fill this void that they had in the military, which was camaraderie trust. Adrenaline mission, sense of purpose, and Motorsport does that. Now, to be pretty clear, it’s not for every person that comes to our program, right?

Not every person that comes to us is gonna walk away from a Motorsports event and say, you know what? I really want this. This is what I want to do. I mean, they’re. There are some people leave our events. Some people walk out, they’ll participate, and they walk away and they’re like, you know, that’s not for me.

And that’s fine, but at least they came out and they tried it. They were able to get out of the house. work through whatever anxiety they may have had for the event, participate with civilians and other veterans, and then have a great time and then decide, you know what, this wasn’t for me. And maybe out of that, what comes out of this participation is, you know what, I did this, so I can definitely do this now.

Or, you know [00:19:00] what, I did this, I didn’t like it, but maybe I want to go do that. Hopefully the program’s a catalyst for those that come out to try something different if they didn’t like this. Ideally, we want them to be involved in motor sports. That’s at the best at the worst. They came out of the house and they were able to go in and experience something that they didn’t have prior.

That is the kind of the big dichotomy shift right now is the aging demographic. And can some of the traditional brands stay on top? And much like it is in motor sports and car racing, you’re seeing this Exodus of talent because they were Vietnam or Korean era guys that had money that were spending them on cars and going car racing.

So how do you infuse, and that’s kind of what motorsports does is how do you infuse this younger generation, this younger talent to get involved in the motorsports, whether it’s motorcycling or car racing or whatever. Right. And so that’s an opportunity for [00:20:00] people, right? It’s this crisis of. This vacuum is happening with the, these people leaving the sport, uh, they’re aging out, but it’s also an opportunity for people to create pathways for people to get involved.

And that’s kind of what we’re trying to do at the same time.

Crew Chief Eric: Absolutely. And we talk about it a lot within our organization, you know, this whole concept of fellowship, right. And, and we’re, we’re not a small organization. We’re not huge either, but we do house a lot of former DOD and actually, currently enlisted folk as well.

And so, you know, when we’re in an event together and we travel in large numbers and something goes royally pear shaped, it’s amazing to see the vets and the DoD guys step up right away. They go into action. There’s not a lot of talking. Everybody’s got their, their role and responsibility and things get done quickly.

And, you know, oftentimes people submit. They look like a pit crew, right? And we’ve had some things break and things go wrong and people crash and whatnot. But it’s always very calming to know that you have these [00:21:00] everybody’s there to support each other. And I think to your point, a lot of people miss that.

And so I think you’re doing a great thing. And it resonates 100 percent with what we’re doing. But I also want to expand upon What that motor sports offers. So you have like two different kinds of programs from what I can tell and correct me if I’m wrong. There’s a pit crew outreach program, and then a behind the wheel program.

So do you want to explain what those two are and how people get involved and what the expectations should be?

Peter Cline: Yeah. So for us, we started in motorcycles and I, and you know, that’s how I cut my teeth as a racer and that’s how the program started. You know, we actually started working with Triumph North America and we were able to get a Marine hired into their team as a full time mechanic, uh, when Triumph was racing motorcycles between 2014 and 2015.

So for us, You know, for the listeners out there, the population that we service is any veteran from any era with a service connected injury, any active, Guard or [00:22:00] reserve military member or any gold star family member. And so, you know, we expanded the program to encompass the majority of people in the military, plus a guest.

You think that you want to be involved and you fit into that population that we’re serving. Or even if you don’t, but you know, somebody that is in that service population and you want to get involved. We can probably accommodate you. All I have to do is reach out and we can let you know if you can participate or not.

Our pit crew experiences, they’re across the board. So right now, we’ve done stuff in Formula 2, Formula 3 with SCCA. We’ve done stuff at the Baja 1000 with MAG 7 and Warfighter Made. We’ve done stuff with NASA and some late model teams. We’ve done land speed racing with The Garage Shop based in North Carolina.

They’ve been with us for forever. And we’ve actually, some of our veterans have land speed race. Records with them and we just got it involved into vintage drag racing [00:23:00] which into itself is this completely different I mean for those that drag race drag racing is a culture into itself, but especially vintage drag racing So those are our pit crew experiences and they can range from one day to three days And what we’ll do is we’ll solicit for participants.

We have a registration page that people can go to. We have all of our events from pit crew to behind the wheel, and they can see if they want to participate and they can go and we’ll do some verification of service history. If they’ve never been with us before, connect them to the team and they get to be with that team for whatever period of day or days.

Working on the vehicle or being with a vehicle and hanging with them and doing whatever duties that the team assigns to them. And they don’t necessarily need to have mechanical background or aptitude, although that’s nice, but they just need to be willing to show up and be on time and be there for the team and just kind of experienced the whole event.

Crew Chief Eric: So how do you go [00:24:00] from the guy that’s checking tire pressures and moving the tires around the paddock to the guy behind the wheel?

Peter Cline: So the behind the wheel program. We’ve had a couple opportunities recently. We had a land speed opportunity and the driver of that card, actually, the car was lent to him by one of the members of the East coast timing association.

So thanks Andy, for that. He was able to set a land speed record, but he was a pit crew guy for the garage shop, and so this Marine. Came to us. We gave him a pit crew opportunity. He was looking for a career opportunity. He’s got one now with this team. And then that transferred into getting behind the wheel of this car to do a land speed run and actually hold a land speed record.

It’s not that complicated for somebody that just wants to come to us. So we typically. Do autocross events with the sports car club of America. We’re actually, one of our biggest supporters is the SCCA foundation. They provide us funding to get people involved in autocross and other SCC activities, such as road [00:25:00] rally track night in America, that type of thing.

What we try to do as an organization is again, lower that barrier for those that want to get involved. So if someone comes to us and says, I want to get behind the wheel, We have, I think at least nine national programs right now for autocross across the U S it’s typically more, but with COVID right now in the current situation, it’s a lot of that’s been cut back just due to social gatherings and all that stuff related to COVID we’ll provide a car we’ll provide in car instruction, helmets, pay for the entry fees, and we’ll put them in an autocross.

Event with other veterans and with our program managers. And we’ll, for a day, we’ll get them behind the wheel and just do autocross. Um, we’ve done stuff down at MSR Houston with James Rogerson. We’re actually doing a hand control car now, or he’s doing a hand control car. And if somebody wants to get their race license and they need a hand control car due to their, uh, [00:26:00] catastrophic injuries, or if they can’t use their hand, uh, hands or feet.

There’s a way that the car is set up now where they can go and get behind the wheel and do wheel to wheel racing or wheel to wheel and get their race license. It’s not a stretch to go from pit crew to behind the wheel. There are two different paths because we understand, at least we as the non profit, as Vet Motorsports, understand that not everybody Wants to race a car or has the ability to race a car.

Some people just want to work on a car, right? These people, these veterans, these military personnel that come out have great mechanical aptitude. And so they want to work on vehicles and being part of that team. Others want to get that adrenaline rush, but by beginning behind the wheel. So we offer these two different paths, you know, the behind the wheel one.

And the pit crew one, we have some motorcycle stuff as well for riding in North Carolina. That’s what we have.

Crew Chief Brad: So there’s a lot of opportunities for vets to get involved and you go participate in these programs and everything. Do you have any ways for non [00:27:00] vets to get involved if people just want to help move through donations or if they just want to donate their time or there any type of resources that they may have to help you all out to help you help the vets?

Do you have things for that? That’s

Peter Cline: a great question. And we are for the listener out there, a 100 percent volunteer based organization. So even myself as the CEO, I don’t get paid. Our executive board doesn’t get paid. Our voting board doesn’t get paid. Even our program managers nationwide don’t get paid.

So if somebody is listening to this. Civilian or military and they want to get involved. We are fueled by one donations and they can donate on our page to Volunteers that want to help manage programming or be involved in the veteran community and that’s what makes it happen So we have what’s called a street team.

We use that phrase, uh back from the 70s In 80s, uh, the indie music scene had people that would go out and promote bands and that [00:28:00] kind of thing. I don’t know if I got off topic there for a second, but so we have people that’s called a street team and they’re our program managers. Those are the people that just want to run stickers on their car to promote what we do.

Those are our donors. Those are the people that have gone to the well and drank it and believe in it. And they think that this is as transformational to the military community as we think it is, and we know it is. And they just go out there and spread the gospel as it were.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s awesome. And if you’re looking for coaches, you can always call us because there’s a ton of us.

They were always willing to help out. So let us know, especially if you’re, you know, in the DMV area or we run on a ton of different tracks. So it sounds like it’s pretty easy to become part of the VET Motorsports team. Go to the website, fill out a form, you know, some verification checks and whatnot. The bigger question for a lot of people that might be new to this and they might be wondering is, Are there fees?

Are there costs? Who should they reach out to for more information? You know, some of those other details that may help lower the bar a little bit more, lower that barrier to entry. [00:29:00]

Peter Cline: If somebody wants to get involved with Vet Motorsports, we would ask them to go to VetMotorsports. org, O R G, and we have a contact us form.

Page there or forum and they can send us a message about getting involved from that point. The ball just gets rolling and we, you know, asking where they live. And we don’t really ask for anybody’s service history up front until we actually confirm them into an event. So, if somebody just wants to have a casual conversation about getting involved or volunteering or donating, or whatever the case may be, that’s where you’re going to do it at.

We also have. On our social media couple of forums, you know, we’re on instagram so you can send us a message on instagram We’re at that motorsports there. We’re on facebook At Vet Motorsports, and you can contact us there as well. So we try to have these different social media platforms to not only share our stories, but for people to reach out to us and to get involved.

From there, they can just ask all the questions they want. Try to make it pretty clear on the webpage, but understandably, some people want to have that personal interaction as well. [00:30:00] And then from there, we just try to figure out where to route them to the best opportunity.

Crew Chief Eric: And then costs or fees or anything like that?

How is that managed? No,

Peter Cline: no, there’s no, there’s no annual fee. There’s no, you know, cost as far as we’re going to charge them for anything. We try to cover all the costs for the event upfront. And, uh, from entry fees to food to water, it just depends on the nature of the event. I mean, right now to be pretty upfront money’s pretty tight strictly because of COVID and donations and, and whatnot.

Um, but we’re going to try to try to cover as much of that cost as possible.

Crew Chief Eric: Wow. That’s awesome. Is Vet Motorsports regional, a little more local, or are you guys reaching out nationwide to set up these different types of events and people get connected? How does that network work?

Peter Cline: With us setting up events?

That’s a great question. We work on a lot of different levels. So, you know, you mentioned earlier about how can people get involved if they’re not in the military or if they are in the military as a donor or as a volunteer. For us to set up events nationally, we have a [00:31:00] volunteer base for the autocross program with the SCCA foundation where they manage three to four events a year and we allocate them a budget and they just host the events and so that’s I think in currently in nine states.

When it comes to the pit crew experiences teams come to us, With some opportunities, or we have an established relationship with some people. We know their schedule and we’ll go and put it out there. And sometimes opportunities just come to us out of the blue. Like we talked earlier, I don’t know if it’ll be on this pod in this segment, but we talked about, you know, going to Laguna Seca and being involved with Mazda.

I mean, they just called us right. And so we were able to go out there and facilitate that or with Ducati at Pike’s Peak, or. You know, fill in the blank. Some of the other opportunities that we’ve had, we have had some amazing opportunities from a national perspective. We have a set base of people that we interact with and then people, some organizations [00:32:00] or some clubs or some teams will come to us.

The one off, you know, our first thing with drag racing this year with, uh, the great lakes nostalgic drag racing association was an amazing opportunity for races working on vintage funny cars. Right. And then with the mag seven thing at Baja, they’ll come to us and say, we have an opportunity for some vets in California if they want to go to Baja.

and work in a neutral pit environment that will work on any vehicle. So we set up a schedule for those that we work with on a regular basis. And then if we’re presented a quality opportunity that puts the veteran or military member in the best position to succeed, we We’re going to take that opportunity as well.

Crew Chief Eric: Excellent. I just wanted to make sure that people understood that they could call you from Hawaii or Georgia or New York or whatever, and say, Hey, Pete, I want to do something with veterans, or I want to be part of a team. I am a veteran, et cetera, and know that it’s just not at mid Ohio or wherever. Right.

So that’s really good to know. And that’s great information for everybody that’s out there that may be interested.

Peter Cline: Well, I want to add to that too. I also want to make it pretty clear. [00:33:00] I don’t want to leave people to stray that are listening to this, right? Vet Motorsports can’t be an end all be all for all veterans, for everything, right?

So, If someone comes to us in a location that we don’t have a program in, we may turn them on to a different nonprofit that maybe can give them what they’re looking for. We are constricted as a nonprofit by like any business, any other nonprofit by a monetary constraint, by a time constraint, by volunteer constraint.

So if you come to us, And we can’t do something for you. We probably can turn you on to somebody that can help you out. And so I just want to be pretty clear on that. So if people are beating down our door to get in and have an event and we can’t do it, I don’t want them to be disappointed because we’re not there, but we’ll do our best to maybe put you with somebody that can help you out or provide an experience for you.

Crew Chief Eric: So if I want to find. events specifically, where would I go to find that? Would I go on the website? Would I look on [00:34:00] motorsports reg? What’s the best way to see a list or a schedule of what’s upcoming for the year?

Peter Cline: So the best way to find out what we do is we actually just staple flyers to telephone poles, like bands did in the eighties.

And then no, I’m just kidding. I’m going to do anything like that. You want my mixtape, my hot rock and mixtape. We have an, uh, what’s called an event. Right. So there’s this platform called Eventbrite where people can post up events and they can register and whatnot. And so if you go to Eventbrite and type in Vet Motorsports, our stuff’s going to come up and we’re going to list all of our events nationally there.

So Vet Motorsports on Eventbrite, you go there, all the events will be posted. And we do have a capacity limit for certain events. In some events we don’t necessarily Post because we do have I guess what you would call tier one events where we’re going to hand select Past participants for a unique opportunity based on their reliability.

If you go to our webpage or if you go to Eventbrite, we’ll [00:35:00] have opportunities posted there and just sign up if you’re interested in attending. I’m throwing it out there. Cause I, I guess I’m looking for input, which we’re going to do an iRace fundraiser over Armed Forces Week. So we’re going to do, the concept is we’re going to run it through the SCCA.

There’s a guy that’s doing the unofficial SCCA iRacing. So we’re going to do, I think the concept is going to be a qualification and race using one of the free tracks and cars that’s offered on the platform. So you don’t have to buy anything, but the entry fee will be a donation. And then you get to represent a branch of the armed services.

And so we’ll have all fires. And then there’ll be winners for the race, and then based on a cumulative scoring, like a manufacturer’s points kind of thing that you do for nascar, but for the military. So whoever the top runners are combined, out of all the field of people that we run, that’ll be the top rant of the [00:36:00] military represented that weekend.

Okay. So we’re going to just

Crew Chief Eric: doing one, one race, not a series of races.

Peter Cline: We’re going to do qualifiers and then a race. So we’re going to have, I think capacity at some of these tracks is 60. So what we want to do is like three qualifiers. And then we’re going to take the top, whatever, and then they will be in the main event.

And then we may have an LCQ or something like that. We’re going to sort it out.

Crew Chief Eric: Got it. Okay.

Peter Cline: I want to keep it simple, but I want to make it complicated. I’m not sure. So it’s

Crew Chief Eric: just like our virtual racing league, super complicated.

Peter Cline: I don’t want to make it complicated. I want to get people involved and donate to the cause, but I want to make it fun.

It’d be like a golf outing, but worse. Um, do you have questions after you go to eventbrite? Motorsports, you can send us a message as well. The one thing I do want to talk about for those that listen is, you know, we get a lot of people that come to us and veterans and military community and, Hey, I want to get involved in motorsports.

I want to have a career in motorsports. [00:37:00] And there are some programs out there. I think, you know, the Andretti family has a motorsports program, and there’s some other programs as well. But what I would tell those that are listening that want to get involved in the motorsports as a vocation is, um, there’s a couple of things.

First off, you have to kind of put yourself out there and have the kind of personality to go and meet and talk to people about. Hey, can I do this? Or can I do that? You have to understand that even if somebody says no to you, the next thing you should really ask them is, uh, you know, Hey, I know you’re saying no, but you know, somebody that, may be interested in helping me out.

I think some of the frustration from the veteran and military community, you know, I have this skillset that I developed, you know, while I was serving, you know, working on tanks or combat vehicles or trucks or whatever it can, it does cross over. I do think that for those wanting to get involved, in a crew perspective, there needs to be a better pathway for them to get involved.

[00:38:00] And I’m not saying, I mean, we’ve done direct hire for triumph and we’ve done some hiring and some other teams as well, but it’s like a secondary after effect for lack of a better term. It just happened by chance, right? Or the opportunity was created more importantly, the opportunity was created because the veteran was really willing to kind of put themselves out there And take a risk by showing up to our events or even putting themselves in that position and.

It’s hard for those listening to understand how important that is, that you do need to take a chance, but also to, to understand the reality of being involved in a team, I think a slight misconception by some that it’s romantic and that it’s glamorous. I mean, and it does have that kind of a lure to it, right?

You’re on the road and you’re traveling and around fast cars. And occasionally probably a pretty good looking woman is your umbrella girl or whatever the case may be. Right. But it’s also a lot of work. I mean, you’re at the track eight to 10 hours, you’re [00:39:00] possibly rebuilding a car. And again, that replicates the whole military.

Background of dedication and teamwork, but there is a serious amount of time commitment in being involved in a professional team from a, not only at the track, but in the shop when you’re not at the track and travel. And I really. Want to convey that during this, this interview to those that really want to make motor sports a vocation, you know, I want to summarize that too, but you need to create opportunities.

Now you can come to us and create opportunities and which we can try to put you in the right direction. I think the best thing that people can do is just go out and experience it. Either through, if not our program, other programs and see if it’s something they want to get involved in and then go from there.

Um, but that’s something I really wanted to talk about because we’ve had these conversations with race teams, I’ve had conversations with veterans and military people, you know, there’s really no program right now that really provides a straight path. [00:40:00] And it goes back to the early part of the interview too, where there’s this huge vacuum of people leaving motor sports.

Not because it’s not profitable, but because they’ve aged out, right? There’s a lot of talent that kind of came in after Vietnam that is now leaving. And so there’s always going to be a need. For people to be mechanics, to be involved in IndyCar, to be involved in NASCAR, but you’ve got to find that there’s got to be a pathway that is a little more clear cut than just kind of throwing darts in the basement with no light on trying to hopefully hit the mark.

The one thing that I do want to stress in working with the military community, and especially for those listening right now, is that everybody has the ability to do amazing things. And I can tell you right now through personal experience and working with other people that suicide is not the answer. And for those that have contemplated it or considered it, who [00:41:00] think that they have no value or that problems are not worth working through, I can tell you right now that I would ask those that need help to seek it through their family or through their church or through fellow veterans.

The conversations may be difficult, or you may think they’re difficult. The release that you will get through talking through your problems and talking to people that you can trust or earning people’s trust will go a long way to helping resolve those issues. Maybe some of the pain you’re going through and maybe some of the issues that you’re going through.

I’m not going to sit here at the end of this podcast and tell you that I’ve been there. I haven’t been there, but what I can tell you is that those thoughts and those actions, you can work through them. You’ve just got to be patient and that people understand that people do care that you stay here. And I want to make that pretty clear at the end of this, uh, of, of this interview.[00:42:00]

Crew Chief Eric: Absolutely. I agree with that. And you know, it’s kind of interesting. I think there’s an extra or in there. You mentioned church and this and that. I think the extra war in there is motor sports because I’ve often found, and it’s been demonstrated without provocation that motor sports is cathartic, right?

Even though you’re in the paddock and maybe you’re changing tires or you’re, you know, changing an axle for the hundredth time, there’s these conversations that just start and feelings get expressed and emotions, whatever. And guys just You know, we have a hard time opening up to each other and not saying it isn’t just guys alone, guys and guys.

He is, but there’s something about working on a car, working on a vehicle, being part of that team, that the barriers drop, it just invites conversation and invites, like you said at the beginning, that camaraderie, that fellowship, as we describe it, where you get closer with your teammates. And so you learn more and you’re able to kind of just let go of things.

And then there’s always the, the extremely. Therapeutic part of just cursing at the car until you’ve run [00:43:00] out of expletives, because that is extremely relaxing, at least on my part. So there’s something to be said. There’s something for everybody in motorsport. Right.

Peter Cline: Right. I mean, that’s, what is that? Uh, it’s called a mechanics Tourette’s

Crew Chief Eric: a hundred percent,

Peter Cline: a hundred percent.

Um, so yeah, I, I wanted to say that cause I think it’s, you know, you, you nailed it motorsports does provide that, but I do think that, you know, we provide that Other organizations can provide that. But I think when the rubber hits the road, no pun intended, if you are seriously considering harming yourself or others, I do think there are definitely resources that you can tap into that can get you through that.

Although you may not think. They’re going to help. They do. Right. So I guess you had some other questions, things you want to wrap up with.

Crew Chief Eric: Is there anybody you want to thank or shout outs or anything you want to do? Other sponsors, et cetera.

Peter Cline: Yeah. So there are some people that I definitely want to thank and they’re numerous.

So I’m going to do my best here to recite this. List of [00:44:00] people. And if I forget anybody, I apologize. Certainly that is not the intent. So here it goes. So I definitely want to thank the SCCA foundation and the SCCA incorporated sports car club of America for supporting our programming over the past couple of years and committing themselves to us for 2021.

Um, we could not ask for a better partner. I want to thank the garage shop and everybody over there, especially Aaron Brown for. Uh, bringing on Mike, the Marine, and providing him a land speed opportunity. I want to thank Black Flag Motorsports for logoing up their car, doing grid life with our logos on their car, and also, uh, Champ Car.

I want to thank Sean Clifton, Special Forces, a part recipient for being our brand ambassador along with auto interests. For providing us novice bootcamp opportunities for new drivers to get on track with HVDE programming. I want to thank, Oh my God. There’s so many people that [00:45:00] like logo up their car. I want to thank Steven, Don in Atlanta for logoing up his late model.

I mean, that thing looks super boss with our logo on the hood. I want to thank everybody at one lap of America that raced with our logos on their car. Um, I want to thank everybody that’s donated, especially to our programming. 80 percent of what they give to us as a donation goes directly towards what we do, you know, our average event per event cost is about 550 bucks, not accommodates for veterans and for guests.

And, uh, you know, it’s a life changing experience for them. So all the teams. All the donors, all the volunteers, anybody that’s running our sticker on their car, even their daily beater. If it’s a, you go to the get, you know, to the grocery store running a, uh, a decal, which is free by the way, if you email us, thank you.

Crew Chief Eric: So Peter, I want to thank you. And I can’t thank you enough for coming on our show, spreading the word. The message, you know, this is something that really resonates with us at GTM. You know, we’ve been volunteering with window warriors, helmets, [00:46:00] up to heroes, et cetera, for many, many years now. Again, we have a lot of people in our organization that are currently enlisted, you know, former DOD veterans, et cetera.

So this hits really close to home for us. Really cool that an organization like that motor sports exists in the first place. So this is really awesome. So I want to thank you for coming on, and I wanna remind everybody that Vet Motorsports is an award-winning nonclinical outreach program that honors and empowers the military community through their active participation in Motorsport.

So to learn more about Vet Motorsports, visit their website, VET motorsports.org or search them on Facebook, and you can also email Vet motorsports@gmail.com. So again, Pete, thank you so much for coming on the show.

Peter Cline: I want to thank everybody for listening and super appreciative for the opportunity to speak.

Hopefully we can get back on, uh, at a later time. We could talk, uh, heavy metal. I rock Camaros in Cleveland.

Crew Chief Eric: Absolutely. Cause Cleveland rocks.

Peter Cline: Cleveland rocks.[00:47:00]

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out on www. gtmotorsports. org. You can also find us on Instagram Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, You can call or text us at 202 630 1770, or send us an email at crewchief at gtmotorsports.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction to Break/Fix Podcast
  • 00:47 Meet Peter Cline and Vet Motorsports
  • 01:13 Peter’s Racing Journey and Injuries
  • 02:30 Inspiration Behind Vet Motorsports
  • 05:27 First Professional Race and Fundraising
  • 06:55 Challenges and Growth of Vet Motorsports
  • 09:58 Pike’s Peak Experience with Ducati
  • 14:03 Connecting Veterans with Motorsports
  • 21:13 Programs Offered by Vet Motorsports
  • 24:10 Land Speed Record and Pit Crew Opportunities
  • 24:46 Autocross Events and SCCA Foundation Support
  • 25:50 Hand Control Car and Racing Licenses
  • 26:16 Paths for Veterans: Pit Crew and Behind the Wheel
  • 27:13 Volunteer Opportunities and Street Team
  • 28:39 Getting Involved with Vet Motorsports
  • 30:33 National Events and Partnerships
  • 36:47 Motorsports as a Vocation for Veterans
  • 40:33 Mental Health and Support Resources
  • 43:46 Thank You and Acknowledgements
  • 46:29 Conclusion and Contact Information

Learn More

VETMotorsports isn’t about therapy in the clinical sense. It’s about immersion. Veterans with service-connected injuries are placed directly into motorsports teams – no fanfare, no pity, just purpose. Whether it’s crewing for a land speed car at Bonneville or changing tires at an SCCA autocross, participants are treated as teammates, not charity cases.

Pete is quick to point out that trust is the currency here. “Veterans can be skeptical,” he said. “They’ve been through a lot. You don’t ask about their service unless they offer. You just show up, work hard, and earn their respect.”

And it works. From Pike’s Peak to the Baja 1000, VETMotorsports has embedded veterans into some of the most demanding motorsports environments in the world. The results aren’t just measured in lap times – they’re measured in confidence, connection, and sometimes even careers.


Two Paths, One Mission

VETMotorsports offers two primary programs:

  • Pit Crew Outreach: Veterans are placed with racing teams across disciplines – road racing, drag racing, land speed, and more. No prior mechanical experience is required, just a willingness to learn and be part of a team.
  • Behind the Wheel: For those ready to drive, VETMotorsports partners with SCCA and other organizations to provide cars, helmets, instruction, and entry fees for autocross and track events. Some participants even go on to earn racing licenses or set land speed records.

Both paths are designed to lower the barrier to entry and provide a safe, structured environment where veterans can rediscover adrenaline, teamwork, and trust.

Peter, a civilian himself, admits that bridging the military-civilian divide hasn’t always been easy. But motorsports, he says, is a universal language. “Racing has structure, adrenaline, mission, and camaraderie—all the things veterans miss when they leave the service.”

And when things go sideways – as they often do in racing – it’s the veterans who shine. “They don’t panic,” Peter said. “They step up. They go into action. It’s like watching a pit crew form out of thin air.”


How You Can Help

VETMotorsports is 100% volunteer-run. No salaries. No fluff. Just passion and purpose. If you’re a civilian looking to get involved, there are plenty of ways to help:

  • Donate to support travel, equipment, and event costs
  • Volunteer as a program manager or event coordinator
  • Spread the word by joining their “street team” and running VETMotorsports decals on your car

VETmotorsports

And if you’re a veteran – or know one – who might benefit from the program, reach out. Whether you want to turn a wrench or turn a wheel, there’s a place for you on the team.


There’s more to this story…

Some stories are just too good for the main episode… Check out this Behind the Scenes Pit Stop Minisode! Available exclusively on our Patreon.

Peter Cline didn’t set out to start a nonprofit. He set out to share what he loved. But in doing so, he created something far more powerful: a launchpad for veterans to rediscover their strength, their community, and their sense of purpose. As Pete puts it, “We’re not just building race teams. We’re building bridges.”


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Formula One

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Lost & Found

Lower Saxony

Lowered Expectations

GEO Metro Convertible – Star of the Superbowl!

Most Insane Barbie Jeep Racing – EVER!

Hellcat on Horse & Buggy Wheels

Cardboard Classic 2020 – Preston & Steve’s Daily Rush

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Stellantis

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Jeep’s “Middle of America” SuperBowl commercial w/ Bruce Springsteen

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TRANSCRIPT

Executive Producer Tania: [00:00:00] The Drive Thru is GTM’s monthly news episode and is sponsored in part by organizations like HPTEjunkie. com, Hooked on Driving, AmericanMuscle. com, CollectorCarGuide. net, Project Motoring, Garage Style Magazine, and many others. If you are interested in becoming a sponsor of the Drive Thru, look no further than www.

gtmotorsports. org. Click about and then advertising. Thank you again to everyone that supports Grand Touring Motorsports, our podcast, Brake Fix, and all the other services we provide.

Crew Chief Brad: Hello, and welcome to The Drive Thru. This is your host, Brad, speaking. With me, as always, is Eric and Tanya. Hello! This is the Winter Edition, and as you all know, The Drive Thru is our monthly recap, where we put together a menu of local, racing, and random car adjacent news. And now we’re going to pull up window number one for some industry news.

Crew Chief Eric: But before we do that, Brad, I just want to remind everybody that this is the last drive [00:01:00] through episode of season one. So season two of break fix kicks off here at the beginning of March. We’re excited to see what season two brings us. A lot of surprises, probably a lot of changes, lots of great guests and episodes that are.

Coming out here over the next year. I just want to remind people that, you know, it’s been a minute since we’ve done a proper drive thru episode. Hopefully you caught the last couple that came out. We had a really great remastered, would you like fries with that last month? And then some other things that we did in the previous months leading up until now.

So our goal for this. Last drive through episode of season one is to capture some things that happened over the winter. You know, the motorsports world is pretty quiet. The, even the car sales world is pretty quiet. There’s not a lot of debuts, but we found some, I think some good news out there. And we just, you know, want to talk about those things as we get prepped and we get excited for season two, the start of the next racing season, and we go from there and we see where things lead.

So on that note, let’s send it.

Crew Chief Brad: So the first thing I want to talk about. Is Volkswagen 2022 Golf R based on the Mark 8 chassis. [00:02:00] Yeah. I bet you all didn’t know it was coming because they announced on the same day as the election. I don’t know who the marketing guru was that decided we’ve got to announce on this day.

Maybe it’s because they’re over in Germany and like the election is a non factor over there. I don’t know. The 2022 Volkswagen Golf R, I think it looks terrible. Yeah, I’m just going to go ahead and throw that out there, but that’s not what we’re talking about today. We’re talking about the power output, which is 315 horsepower up from apparently 287, 290, something like that in the previous model.

Still the same two liter turbo. It’s still going to have all wheel drive, but it’s updated for motion system. It’s going to work in conjunction with the electronic differentials and the dampening systems. They call it vehicle dynamics manager, torque vectoring and you know, all that funny stuff. Basically in layman’s terms, press the go pedal, spin the wheels, magic happens, and the car just moves no matter what.

Crew Chief Eric: I thought you were going to say in layman’s terms, it’s an Audi A3 or an Audi S3 with different [00:03:00] skin on top of it. You

Crew Chief Brad: Well, it actually looks more like a Q3 than an A3 to me. If you look at it, it looks like a mini minivan. It looks like it’s lifted a little bit. It is.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s right up there with the BMW M8, right?

I mean, it’s gargantuan. I’m not a fan of the eighth series. I mean, I’ve always been a big proponent of the even number series. Volkswagen’s are where they get it, right? Well, I’m with you. I think this one was a bit of a misstep. I mean, a lot of people like it. It’s got a good aftermarket following already, just hasn’t grown on me.

And I haven’t seen too many in person yet. And I think that’s part of the problem. Maybe when I see one in person, it’ll change my mind. But I do have a hard time with that front end, where it shares the look and feel of like the new Tiguan and the Touareg, or I guess it’s not the Touareg anymore. It’s the Atlas.

I just, I don’t get it. But I will say this, hats off to Volkswagen for finally putting out a Golf from the factory with over 300 horsepower. Sadly, I want to know how much this thing weighs, because if it’s, [00:04:00] 3600 pounds. The power to weight ratio is actually probably worse than some of the older R spec cars at this point.

So what have we really gained at the end of the day?

Crew Chief Brad: Well, I can tell you what Volkswagen is doing that is right. And they’re releasing this car with a manual transmission option. Excuse

Crew Chief Eric: me. Excuse

Crew Chief Brad: me. What? Yes. And you’re gonna love this figure. The reason they’re releasing it with a manual in the U. S. Is because Ford 40 percent for 0 percent of all ours and GTI sold in the U.

S. are sold with three pedals. 60 percent of those cars are sold with DSG. That’s mind boggling. In a market where the manual transmission is dying, you know, and all across the board, no matter what, 40 percent of these cars. So V Dub Kids, Dub Kids are keeping the manual alive. Manual Preservation Society is strong in the VAG community.

Crew Chief Eric: I like that. The other side of that is the fact that they’ve gotten rid of the golf. The base level golf now is [00:05:00] gone. You can only get a GTI and then you can get the R package, obviously, on top of that. I think that’s interesting. And obviously, if you haven’t heard the news, there’s no longer a two door golf or GTI anymore, either.

That was a big move they made last year or the year before to do away the two doors. So I look at this as maybe an olive branch to the Volkswagen community to say, Hey, you’re giving us a manual transmission. Thank you for that. Still not a big fan of the four door move, but I get it. They’re trying to maximize the platform.

They’re trying to, you know, minimize the amount of retooling that they’re doing because the A3, the S3, the Golf, all those cars are all the same. It is sad though, to see the Beetle go away as we know that happened not too long ago. But on top of that, I think what pains me even more is there was always that glimmer of hope that we might get the Scirocco and now that along with the TT.

Is done. There is no more of any of those types of cars and it’s heartbreaking, but whatever, we’ve got to make progress or we’re going to make room for other models to come in.

Executive Producer Tania: They got rid of the beetle [00:06:00] and now they’re moving towards EVs. It’s like the beetle is the perfect home for an EV, put the batteries in the back, like the original beetles had the engine.

I mean, it’s a perfect candidate and there’s actually some, uh, you know, renderings of what a beetle could look like in Eevee and pretty much looks like a beetle, but it’s got that futuristic y look. It’s, they’re pretty cool. Reconsider their, their lineup in the future. It would be nice to see the beetle back, but

Crew Chief Eric: I agree with you there.

And honestly. keeping the beetle design. If you kept the previous one and put the motor in the back, as you’re suggesting, and even maybe did all wheel drive, the frunk would be larger by cubic volume than the current hatchback availability that the beetle has. So moving things around actually makes sense and you don’t lose any people space.

You probably gain some at the end of the day. So I’m with you. I mean, They’re doing the, the bus, the ID one or whatever they called that thing or the ID buzz. Right. I mean, that’s a cool idea. The beetle should be right there [00:07:00] with it. And even maybe a Carmen Gia wink, wink, nudge, nudge, but I guess we’ll see what the future holds, but

Crew Chief Brad: with a beetle, I mean, they could do a dual motor version with a motor in the back and a motor in the front called an RSI.

And have four, 500 equivalent horsepower would be ridiculous. All wheel drive beetle.

Crew Chief Eric: No, no, the new, the new mantra is that we all aspire to own rental cars. So, you know, Hey, it’s okay.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, and the other thing is the beetle aesthetically is like designed to be electric because it has no fricking front grill, basically.

Yeah, I agree with that

Crew Chief Eric: too.

Executive Producer Tania: In terms of all these new electrics that look kind of odd sometimes because you lose all that grill for the airflow that you don’t need to an engine. It’s like the beetle isn’t going to look It’s going to look right

Crew Chief Eric: and the Fiat 500 right behind it, right? That’s another one, another icon.

And then I could see the mini going in that direction as well. I mean, again, those were three cars that had been competing with each other for such a long time. It just makes sense. Speaking [00:08:00] of changing the automotive landscape, I don’t know if everybody was paying attention over the last couple of months, we talked about it on several drive thru episodes, the whole Stellantis merger, which is Fiat Chrysler.

Peugeot, Citroen, and all the other sub companies are now under one large conglomeration called Stellantis. It went official and they went IPO on the 19th of January, and they are now the fourth largest automaker in the world. There’s a lot of stuff packed into that. If you’re just kind of going to blow it off and be like, ah, it’s just Chrysler.

And we’re just going to get more challengers making 9, 000 horsepower. That’s not true either. I’ve heard rumors around the mill that. Because of the influence from the French, they’re talking about scuttling the SRT division of Dodge.

Executive Producer Tania: Yes, technically, the division that is known as the SRT engineering team is disbanded.

However, the engineers were just moved into, uh, A new division of the global [00:09:00] engineering team. So they all still exist. It’s just they reorganized the structure and they’re still going to develop cars bad with SRT and all the performance models. It’s just that SRT is a standalone engineering group within the company.

It’s no longer that they’re just rolled up into a larger engineering division.

Crew Chief Eric: To your point. A lot of people don’t know if you look back over the history. SRT was actually started by Iacocca and Shelby as a skunk works to get the Viper off the ground. So it’s been in existence for quite a long time, even though cars didn’t start carrying the badge until way later, but the Viper was the Genesis for that.

So again, I guess there’s a lot of confusion, a lot of clickbait out there to your point. Again, thank you for clarifying that we get excited about this. I don’t think we want to see a thousand horsepower challengers go away because it gives us something to talk about.

Crew Chief Brad: Uh, well, if. SRT was to disappear. I mean, I would be devastated.

I mean, they’re the last like holdout of making all these muscle cars, essentially what they are. I mean, in [00:10:00] the traditional sense, like barbaric, you know, muscle cars, like Mercedes makes muscle cars and BMW. I mean, Mercedes definitely makes muscle cars with the big giant V8 up front and the rear wheel drive and everything, but they’re overly complicated, you know, as the Germans like to do.

Dodge, Chrysler, Stellantis. They still make. 700 horsepower cars for the everyman, which I would be very sad if it disappeared

Crew Chief Eric: and I was really excited about the SRT Pacifica. I mean, who doesn’t want an 800 horsepower minivan?

Crew Chief Brad: I mean, as Tanya was saying, if they’re, they’ve been dispersed throughout the whole company and they’re working in different divisions.

Now, we’re going to have the SRT Patriot. We’re going to have the SRT front wheel drive though. It’ll be perfect. Motor in the back in the, in the hatchback, it’s going to be an 800 horsepower hatchback, all wheel drive,

Crew Chief Eric: like a, like an R5 turbo for the modern age, and we’re going to talk about that car in a little bit.

So there’s a lot of movement going on there. I see Jeep really taking off. I’m just really [00:11:00] not sure about Dodge. I would love to see some French cars over. Maybe we can finally buy a Peugeot, you know, get some hot hatchbacks, stuff like that. I’m being optimistic here, but I still think it’s very cool. Cool.

One other thing I will add from a historical perspective, this has really been in the works since the early 1980s. When Lee Iacocca took over Chrysler the first time, it was his goal and his ambition to build a global car company. And I think Stellantis is a move in realizing that dream that he had. And for those that don’t know, he originally tried to do this with Volkswagen and it didn’t work out.

So this is really cool to see all these. Companies coming together and now in the top five. So Brad, you’re a big Jeep guy. Why don’t you talk about the new Jeep that is coming? And

Crew Chief Brad: well, we were talking about the Volkswagen Golf R and I didn’t get to say the price, the price is about 40, 000 give or take, but for that same money, you can get the new Jeep grand [00:12:00] Cherokee L, which is coming out.

Which if anybody’s been paying attention to Jeep and Chrysler and Dodge, the sister relationship between the Grand Cherokee and the Durango, you will realize that this is really just a Durango because the Durango has always had since 2013, 14 or whatever, seven seats, you know, it’s a three row. Uh, so this is basically going to do the same thing.

It’s going to be a stretched Grand Cherokee. It’s about 6. 9 inches

Crew Chief Eric: longer. Is that 6. 9 liters as well? Or is it just a small motor?

Crew Chief Brad: Nope, nope, nope. It’s just a small motor. It’s just going to come with the 5. 7 liter V8 if you opt for the Overland or the Summit editions. If you go lower, it’s going to be the Pentastar and no diesel option for the Grand Cherokee L.

Yep, not going to happen in the Grand Cherokee L, at least to start. New interior. It’s going to have 10. 1 inch gauge cluster dash 8. 4 engine votainment system. It’s going to have, they’re all going to have the eight speed automatic transmission, new air ride suspension, you know, all this [00:13:00] fun stuff. Regular Grand Cherokee is going to be coming out a little later in the year.

And that’s going to have a hybrid option. So again, no talk of a diesel.

Crew Chief Eric: Interesting. A hybrid option. That’s really cool to know. So I wonder though, is the Grand Cherokee L just the entry level Wagoneer with slightly different sheet metal?

Crew Chief Brad: I would liken it to the same thing as the Range Rover Sport that came out a few years ago.

It was built on the, or the LR3 chassis, but it had the Range Rover bodywork. I think this is going to be kind of like a similar deal.

Crew Chief Eric: And I think it’s good because that helps us deal with that initial sticker shock, like we talked about in the previous drive through episodes about the grand Wagoneer and how expensive it was and who’s going to pay 110 grand or whatever it was for a Jeep, you know, so if they’re giving us an option that’s similar, giving us that third row seat and getting people in at a more affordable price, like you said, in maybe that 40 or 50, 000 range, although even that is a lot of money.

Yeah. That’s not affordable. It’s a better option than double that, you know, [00:14:00] for the Wagoneer. Agreed, agreed. So what else is going on, Tanya?

Executive Producer Tania: So we can recircle back to October, where we had reported on the new

Crew Chief Eric: You can’t pronounce it either.

Executive Producer Tania: No, I can pronounce it. It’s Tuatara. The high performance hyper car, whatever you want to call it, you know, back in October, it said it broke the speed record at over 300 miles an hour, 316.

11 miles to be quite exact for average speed. And then shortly after that was released, suddenly everyone, well, that can’t be right. Fact checking, something’s wrong. Lag on the play. And so since then, they have redone their high speed test runs and have now with verified by whatever sources were there and double checking and triple checking, blah, blah.

They have verified that they have indeed now taken the record for single run and average speed, fastest speed. Test [00:15:00] run. So they averaged 282. 9 miles per hour, which beats the previous record of 277. 87, which was the Konaseg, I believe in 2017. And their single speed run, cause they did a run up and down wherever they were, I think in Florida this time.

They did 286. 1 miles per hour in one drag, and that beat the previous record of 285 miles per hour. So they do indeed now retain the title of. Fastest car,

Crew Chief Eric: but it is a much narrower margin than originally stated,

Executive Producer Tania: much narrower

Crew Chief Eric: margin,

Executive Producer Tania: unclear whether, you know, they were also saying, well, you know, we were still down on power during these runs and this, that, and the other.

I don’t know what all that means. I didn’t research it much further. But for now they hold it and who knows, maybe there’s still more in the motor that they can get out. I guess we’ll see. Maybe it’ll be future test runs.

Crew Chief Brad: I think that it’s a little disappointing that they didn’t get over 300 miles per hour.

I mean, all the, the hype machine was strong with this one. [00:16:00] And when the video came out and all that other nonsense, amazing 300 miles an hour in a, in a street car on a road. Yeah, not, not true. Not the case. This is false news.

Crew Chief Eric: You know where I’m putting my money though? And they’ve been really, really quiet.

Salantas. I’m putting my money on Bugatti with that new car that they’re building. They keep showing us like pictures of it and videos and it looks like the Batmobile. It pays homage to nothing. And it’s really a step away for Volkswagen, the parent company from the, you know, R8 Avis, you know, going all the way back that they, they’ve been reusing that chassis forever that the Veyron and the Chiron, they were all built on basically the same car, this new Bugatti.

Is a step in a different direction, you know, obviously it looks more like a Ferrari Enzo or a Lambo or something like that. And I think this is going to be the car that’s going to go and try to break this record. I mean, the Veyron and the Chiron have always been up at the top, much like the [00:17:00] Koenigsegg and whatnot.

So I’m excited to see what comes next because again, they’ve been very hush hush about the specs and the numbers and that car. And there’s just been a lot of wind tunnel work. So bum, bum,

Crew Chief Brad: bum.

Crew Chief Eric: As we know, during the winter, not a lot of cars debut, it’s just kind of quiet time, you know, especially with, you know, the conditions that we’re still in, you know, with COVID and whatnot, there hasn’t been a lot of buzz in the car world in the spring when people can get out more and in the summer, you’re going to start to see a lot more things pop.

But the Super Bowl, which happened here in February, is one of those bastions of car ads. We’re always looking for the hot new, you know, commercial proposing the new car that nobody’s seen or, you know, the next Jason Statham movie that’s going to feature, you know, an Audi or a BMW or, you know, whatever it might be.

We won’t talk about the game too much, but I wanted to Really kind of hone in on who’s saying what and who’s showing off what’s new. And I was really surprised that right off the bat, GM came out swinging. I saw

Crew Chief Brad: Will Ferrell was [00:18:00] doing some weird stuff and a weird accent with looking all scraggly and stuff.

I don’t know. That was

Crew Chief Eric: the GM commercial.

Crew Chief Brad: That was, okay. Well, I didn’t pay attention then. I don’t know.

Crew Chief Eric: So that’s okay. But in that commercial, there were, it was a two parter and basically it’s Will Ferrell versus Norway, you know, GM for everyone, you know, also showcasing their new logo, which is very EV focused and whatnot.

But you got the first shots, real shots of the Hummer. And the Cadillac Lyric, which we talked about on a previous episode that Tanya went into detail of both of those cars, but you got to see them kind of running and driving and whatever, and they were both showcased, uh, in those videos. So I thought that was pretty cool.

Curious to see where that goes. As we’ve mentioned before, both of those are a hundred thousand dollar car. I thought it was a little off to kind of throw them out there and you go, Ooh, ah, and then if you start to do the research on them, people are gonna be like, Oh my God, you know, these are, These are upper echelon vehicles.

You know, how do we get into that market?

Crew Chief Brad: Why are automakers gearing all these electric, building all these [00:19:00] electric luxury cars, these a hundred thousand plus is I guess they’ve done their market research and there’s a demand in that segment, there’s more of a demand in that segment than in the 20 to 30, 000 mile range,

Crew Chief Eric: like anything else.

The early adopters are always more affluent people, and then they figure out a way to scale those down into the economy where then you end up with the econo boxes, right? So let’s just say the technology that comes out in the Ferraris, they’re gonna put it out there, it’s gonna be expensive, and then it’s gonna find its way into the base model.

You know, Fiat 1 26 or 500 or something, like over time,

Executive Producer Tania: I think it’s a lot more challenging for people that are less affluent to enter the EV market because. If you got a lot of money to burn, then you can be like, Oh, I’m going to trade in my car. I just bought two years ago that barely has any miles. And I’m going to upgrade to EV hotness that’s out right now.

Whereas if you don’t have a lot of money and you’ve still been running your Corolla for the last 10 years, chances are, you’re going to keep running your Corolla till forever for a good many [00:20:00] number of years before you, you upgrade to something else, definitely not going to be able to upgrade to some. 80, 000 Tesla, because not at just the cost of the car, but if you have to put the charging infrastructure in your dwelling, and if you don’t have a home, like what if you live in an apartment where you park on the street or you park in the garage or a lot somewhere?

I mean, it’s a long extension cable. I’m not really sure how, yeah, exactly. A long extension cable. I’m not sure how, how you do that. So it is. geared at the moment towards people that kind of have extra income that they can spend, they’re going to market towards them. I mean, I guess it makes sense as it becomes more commonplace as sales go up, then slowly things level out.

They bring in the entry level vehicles, lower tiers that are more affordable. For everybody,

Crew Chief Eric: the litmus test here is Tesla. So Tesla selling the model S at 90, 000 or a hundred thousand or whatever it is. And if you’re trying to enter that market and be competitive, you’re trying to be competitive with that car, right?

Cause that is the flagship. So I think everybody’s going to come out the [00:21:00] gate and a lot of people have adopted Tesla’s and bought them. If you’re willing to pay that kind of money, then the Cadillac is going to be priced like that. You know, the next thing that comes out is going to be priced the same way.

So I think that’s where they’re at. And then, you know, Obviously Tesla’s has made motions to try to make them more affordable with the model three and the model Y and stuff like that. But they’re at a technological advantage because they’ve already pioneered it and they’re scaling it down and everybody’s trying to catch up.

So we’re going to see it happen, but I don’t want it to be, you know, that there’s the lyric and then we’re back to the bolt again, right? Because that is just. Too much of a disparity between the upper and lower. Yeah, exactly. Something in the mid range. Exactly.

Executive Producer Tania: There’s already been news reported within the last week that, and it’s not a lot, but still Tesla feeling pressure from the other manufacturers coming out with competition and lower priced cars, even if they’re still, you know, way expensive.

They’re actually lowering the price on the model Y and the model three to, um, compete. So, I mean, it’s not like, Oh, it dropped [00:22:00] 10, 000 or anything. I mean, it’s a thousand here, a couple thousand there because they’re seeing that the other manufacturers coming out or have slightly more affordable.

Crew Chief Eric: Is that due to an increase in home Depot parts?

So it’s gotten cheaper to manufacture them.

Crew Chief Brad: I don’t know. Have you been shopping in a home Depot lately? Ever since COVID everybody’s shopping parts. That’s true. Price applies because the demand is high.

Crew Chief Eric: Exactly. So let’s talk about some of the other ads that were during the Super Bowl. I actually thought for once that the car ads were very sparse.

The ones that were there were just kind of like, almost felt like the general ads you would see on, you know, watching like Rolex or something that we’ll talk about later. Like the typical weather tech ads. There was a Paralympics ad with Toyota, which had nothing to do with Toyota’s other than their sponsorship.

There was a car shield ad, which I’m, I’m still confused on how car shield works, but it, it involved, you know, um, It involved Ric Flair and iced tea, and it’s all this,

you know, is there like,

Crew Chief Brad: is that that [00:23:00] undercarriage protection that they sell you at the dealership?

Crew Chief Eric: No, no, that’s something else. CarShield is like this.

It’s like an insurance policy for repairs. Like you pay into this thing. things so that you don’t have to pay, like, if your transmission blows out, you’re paying a, a premium or whatever it might be, whatever the difference is. And then they take care of the rest. I mean, I don’t know, it doesn’t work for me, but it probably works for a lot of people.

But that commercial was interesting. Cause it was like a zoom call and, you know, you got all these celebrities on there and then at the end, you’re like, what did I just watch? But that’s typical of most Superbowl ads. The other ones that were in there were the, you know, Hyundai Tucson ad, which just felt like a regular little dealership ad.

It must’ve been like a local one or whatever. And I, I was not compelled in any way, but then there were three more that were actually interesting. Another Cadillac Lyric ad, but it was a riff on Edward Scissorhands, the movie with Johnny Depp from back in the late eighties, early nineties. And it was Edgar Scissorhands and it was all about like hands free driving and like how he finally gets to drive a car because the Cadillac will [00:24:00] drive itself.

And I got to the end of that and I was like, well, I get it. I don’t know if everybody else did, but it was cute, but it really, I don’t know. I don’t know that it sold me on the Cadillac because that whole autonomous driving thing, as we’ve talked about a million times, it works. It doesn’t work. It’s

Crew Chief Brad: false advertising.

It’s totally autonomous.

Crew Chief Eric: Exactly. And you know, guys falling asleep on the Tesla in Canada doing 180 kilometers or whatever it was, you know, all that kind of thing.

Executive Producer Tania: I was left like, yeah, okay. But I didn’t get it because then there was all this big deal about like, oh, the big deal of this commercial with The actor and I’m like, I don’t understand at first.

I didn’t know who the actor was. I mean, Winona Ryder was in the passenger seat. I got that.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.

Executive Producer Tania: I didn’t understand the specialty of Edgar and it’s like, okay, so

Crew Chief Brad: now, now I gotta go watch this. Now I gotta find it. I

Executive Producer Tania: get it. I mean, okay. Was this Edward Scissorhands song? I don’t understand. I

Crew Chief Eric: believe it was.

I don’t know. I mean, for me, I thought it would have been more entertained with [00:25:00] Johnny Depp, you know, surfing the roof of the lyric, like Pirates of the Caribbean and then crashing into a dock. I think that would have probably been more interesting, but whatever, you know.

Executive Producer Tania: Maybe they couldn’t get Johnny to, to, uh, reprise his role.

Crew Chief Eric: I think that was part of the problem.

Executive Producer Tania: Probably would have made more sense to just have the older Edward Scissorhands as it progresses with the time world, you know? Exactly.

Crew Chief Eric: The next one that had me confused, but was very like pulling at the heartstrings was the Middle of Nowhere commercial with Bruce Springsteen and the Jeep Wranglers.

It’s a very strange commercial because you’re not sure if it’s politically charged or if it’s or what the message is. It all surrounds the 80th anniversary of Jeep and they’re highlighting the Wrangler obviously because you know that style of Jeep is what really set it all off.

Crew Chief Brad: Did they have footage of a Jeep atop a mountain biking trail in northern California?

Did they have that footage?

Crew Chief Eric: Negative. But it was very slow. It was just very off, [00:26:00] but in the same token, you were very drawn into it and very engaged. And then when you got to the end, there was just this slow fade, kind of American flag, you know, Jeep logo thing. And you’re like, okay, well, well, that’s cool.

All right. I guess I’ll learn something new today.

Executive Producer Tania: And then three days later, the ad is completely scrapped because Bruce Springsteen. was charged with a DWI or they found out that he was charged with a DWI like a couple weeks before this ad came out. Yeah, that commercial is gone. Find it on YouTube. Well,

Crew Chief Brad: that’s a shame.

That’s not the first time that Chrysler has done something like this either. I don’t know if you remember back when the Chrysler 200 came out. It was imported from Detroit, I think was the whole thing. And they had Clint Eastwood and, and all that good stuff. I mean, that, that, I mean, they, they try to tug at the American heartstrings quite a bit in their advertising campaigns, especially with Jeep.

I mean, I figured the

Crew Chief Eric: next commercial will be set in Paris and it’ll have a, it’ll have subtitles because it’ll all be in French. So [00:27:00]

Crew Chief Brad: it’s going to be directed by Woody Allen.

Crew Chief Eric: There’ll be a Citroen DS. That’s like the beginning of the commercial and you’re like, what are we watching here? But anyway, speaking of cars and speaking of drinking the last one, the one that really got me, the one I thought was the best Superbowl commercial of all, I was wondering

Crew Chief Brad: if you were going to bring this up.

Oh

Crew Chief Eric: heck yeah, dude. Yeah. for two reasons. One, I think it’s going to be a disgusting flavor, which is the new watermelon Mountain Dew, right? That is just two things that don’t go together, and I have a hard time even getting it out. But that Geo Metro convertible driven by John Cena had me on the floor.

floor just cracking up. I literally, I saw it roll out and I was immediate like,

yeah,

the geo has achieved celebrity status. Finally. Now it’s a God awful paint job, you know, with it’s watermelon colored on the outside and on the inside, but I just thought that was epic.

Executive Producer Tania: Yeah, that was, I knew you’d like that commercial.

Crew Chief Brad: When that [00:28:00] car is sold at auction, how much are we willing to pay to get it? For the club,

Crew Chief Eric: 50 bucks. I’m in it for 50 bucks and has Matt, if you’re listening, that is the ultimate Geo Metro convertible. It’s got your name written all over it.

Crew Chief Brad: God, that is disgusting looking. And yeah. Oh my God. It looks like Pepto.

Crew Chief Eric: Pretty much.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s going to be pep Pepto Bismol do,

Crew Chief Eric: but with effervescence, right? With effervescence. So let’s get away from the super bowl commercials. I think we nailed that. There was another bit of news. That we need to follow up on. So Tanya,

Executive Producer Tania: well, it was, uh, I think originally a clickbait article, but what the article is, is the headline is a Toyota GR Yaris.

Yay. Laps faster than Nissan R35 GTR Nismo. Asterix only by four tenths of a second on a short flat track under wet conditions.

Crew Chief Brad: Yes, in the rain. I was waiting for the in the [00:29:00] rain. I knew it was coming.

Executive Producer Tania: It was backwards on this track at night in the rain. And

Crew Chief Brad: Michael Schumacher was driving the Yaris and an amateur was driving the Nismo.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: Never, never.

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t know. Apparently that’s some track in South Wales.

That no one’s ever heard of.

Executive Producer Tania: Nothing’s ever heard of. If you’ve heard of Landau circuit. Oh, that’s in

Crew Chief Eric: project cars three. So I have heard of that. Yes.

Executive Producer Tania: So there you go. You can get on project cars and a test driver for yourself.

Maybe they have a Yaris in project cars. Eric,

Crew Chief Brad: I’m seeing a, a virtual rematch of this. Which one do you want? You want the GR Yaris or do you want the

Crew Chief Eric: Nismo? Can I detune the Nismo? So it actually makes sense. I think that’s part of the problem. You put that thing on a short track. It can’t get out of its own way.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, interestingly, the track map is an oval, basically. Like, I mean, it looked like it had two pretty long, well, quote, [00:30:00] long straights. I don’t know what the, how many miles.

Crew Chief Eric: The whole track is an eighth mile.

Executive Producer Tania: Maybe, but, uh, I mean, it had some like really low speed, um, corner kinks and things like that. But. You would’ve thought, I guess, that any straight would be enough for the 600 plus horsepower or whatever the, the GTR is to outperform the little 300 horse, somehow Odd horsepower.

Yaris. I mean, the Yaris does way less, but nimbler, I I, they’re both four wheel drive. I mean, you could

Crew Chief Eric: run that Yaris flat out on that track. I mean, that’s the advantage comes out the average. Speed, right? When you’re trying to do something like that.

Yeah.

I’m not going to say I’m impressed. Let’s redo this on a big track, you know, a VIR or a Watkins Glen or Laguna Seca or something.

And I, I unfortunately hate to say that I think the Yaris is going to get crushed.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh, it will no doubt. I mean, a hundred percent and it can’t, the GTR has twice the horsepower and twice the torque or whatever. I mean, there’s, there’s no way it’s going to compete, but I mean, even there’s hot hatch [00:31:00] fights.

With the Yaris and, you know, the most recent John Cooper works mini and the mini beats it. There’s no way the GTR is ever gonna win.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, in the case of the new Golf R, the Yaris wouldn’t get around it because it’s so big. There’s no space to pass it on the

Crew Chief Brad: track. You could fit the Yaris in the back of it.

Maybe just bump draft it to make the Golf faster. But here’s the real question. Here’s the 87 question. Which would you rather have? The The Yaris or the Nismo GTR? Yaris. Exactly. There you go.

Crew Chief Eric: I would run the hell out of that thing. So let’s, let’s switch gears. Let’s talk about some retro cars like we always do.

Crew Chief Brad: So first of all, I don’t know why you’re calling this car retro. I guess the fact that it’s not made anymore, even though it was only a couple of years ago, makes it retro. But that’s like turning on the classic rock station and hearing Nirvana. It’s, it’s ridiculous. So, yes. 2020 sale [00:32:00] numbers have come out from Chrysler, and they sold a whopping four brand new 2017 Dodge Vipers in 2020.

So let that sink in a little bit. The car was discontinued in 2017. Last one rolled off the the factory line. These four cars, four of them have been sitting around dealer lots. For three years, I guess someone saw it come out in 2017. They were like, you know what? I’m going to save up for that. Three years later, they were able to buy it.

Crew Chief Eric: It begs the question. How many vipers are still sitting on dealership?

Crew Chief Brad: That is a fantastic question. I would love to find that out. But just so you know, year prior, they sold five. I know. Right. If you go around and see a brand new Dodge Viper at a dealership, buy it. Increase their numbers. Maybe they’ll bring it back.

What’s even better is it sold more, Chrysler did, or Stellantis now, sold more Vipers than the Ram van, the Ram cargo van or [00:33:00] whatever, which sold one. That’s hilarious. So if you think about how many cars are sold in the United States on a yearly basis, how many cars are produced, The Ram Van sold one. I want to know what I want to do for GTM for BrakeFix is I want to find that Ram Van owner and I want to interview him 100 percent out of all the choices.

Did you buy a

Executive Producer Tania: Ram

Crew Chief Brad: band?

Executive Producer Tania: Cause it toes.

Crew Chief Brad: Because it toes. Cause it may, it may toe. It was probably Brett. Brett bought it

Crew Chief Eric: because there weren’t any more Ford transits available at the dealership next door.

Crew Chief Brad: But also it gets even better. The Viper also outsold. The Jeep Patriot, which sold three. The

best part about that is the Jeep Patriot was discontinued a year before the Viper. So out there sitting on brand new Jeep Patriots.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s like the scrap metal guy sitting on the metal going, it’s going to go up in [00:34:00] value soon.

Crew Chief Brad: So what I want to know what I’m going to do some investigative journalism.

And for the next drive thru, I’m going to find out how many brand new HHRs

I’m going to find out how many brand new Chevrolet HHRs you can go out and buy on dealership lots right now. I’ll have that researched for you by the next drive thru.

I bet there are some out there. Oh my goodness. Meanwhile, speaking of

Crew Chief Eric: vipers, speaking of vipers, apparently, what do you do with that new viper that you buy?

Well, you got to mod it, right? And if you’re familiar with some of the more famous Japanese tuners and modders out there, I mean, we’ve all seen the RWB 911s and wide body cars that are out there and stuff like that. There’s a gentleman in Japan that took it to a whole new level. He took one of those remaining vipers and turned it into a wide body dually.

And then, to make things even more interesting, gave it a patriotic U. S. [00:35:00] Army Jeep livery. Needless to say, I mean, I love the Viper. This is a little bit sacrilegious, in my opinion. And it does kind of look like a funky Miata build, after it was all said and done, like it was done in somebody’s backyard. It is just, I don’t know what to think.

But, you know, hey, go Army, beat Navy.

Crew Chief Brad: I usually hate stuff like this, but I have to say, I think it actually looks kind of cool. I would never do it. I would never drive it, but the fact that it exists, I think it’s kind of cool. I think the guy thought he was buying a Jeep and, and the Viper just showed up in his driveway.

Crew Chief Eric: They just look so similar. I mean, just from the, you know, they’re built on the same platform.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s

Crew Chief Eric: all the same

Crew Chief Brad: stuff.

Crew Chief Eric: You heard the motors were the same.

Crew Chief Brad: Oh, would you rather have this or an HHR?

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, that’s

a hard, that’s a hard choice. Can I go back to the Yaris? Cause I was okay with that.

Crew Chief Brad: The answer, the answer is no longer Miata.

The [00:36:00] answer is Gazoo Racing Yaris. 100%. Well, what is time to think?

Executive Producer Tania: Oh, of that hideous abomination?

Crew Chief Brad: Yes, of the Viper.

Executive Producer Tania: You know, I, In terms of, you know, engineering and just the fact that he pulled it off. I mean, it’s interesting, but I like how the article says you could have done this for half the price, just starting with the Miata,

we could have spared the Viper and killed the Miata.

Crew Chief Brad: I don’t know how well engineered it is. Cause it looks like they used Pep boy parts. And in Home Depot, there’s probably some duct tape in there. There’s copper piping somewhere, I’m sure.

Crew Chief Eric: Hey, so the build quality is right there with Tesla though. So we’re good.

We’re good. Right?

Crew Chief Brad: Exactly. Exactly.

Executive Producer Tania: Hey, there’s no words. I mean,

Crew Chief Brad: why, why not

Crew Chief Eric: exactly because send it. So speaking of sending it,

Crew Chief Brad: Porsche, you all know, they make cars for the longest [00:37:00] time, tried replacing the nine 11 with a front engine rear wheel drive car called the nine 28. You all remember that car came out in 1977, you know, big VA, decent power, grand tour.

They were trying to replace the nine 11, nine 11 purists. Poo pooed that idea, said, no way, Jose. So they were going to try and turn the 928 into something else. In 1987, they created a prototype with the help of American Sunroof Company to create a four door 928, which, you know, as we all know, eventually came out as the Panamera like 20 years later, but.

Back in the eighties, they tried this idea. They gave it 330 horsepower, five liter V8. They handed it off to American center of company to stretch it and give it, you know, two little coach doors. That company had done work with Porsche before for the convertible nine four fours and things of that nature.

And they were going to try and make a nine 28 line. Well, they only made one. Because by the time it was done, Porsche had some change at the leadership. Uh, the [00:38:00] CEO at the time was ousted. They brought a new CEO in. Instead, they scrapped the car. They scrapped a whole bunch of other projects and everything to become leaner and meaner.

And eventually they, you know, started making Porsche profitable or whatever, but they created this one off 928 four door, which looks okay.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, for a four door Pacer, sure. It’s fantastic. Thanks. Yeah.

Executive Producer Tania: Terrible .

Crew Chief Eric: Well, it’s rumored that the gentleman that designed the 9 28 back in the seventies took his inspiration from the Pacer.

So I make that joke with some actual truth behind it.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, you know, because they, they had that guy on top gear and he, he did. His little interview or whatever, they were looking at the lines on the 928. They had one in studio and he actually pointed that out. It was like, we looked at the face of for our inspiration.

Crew Chief Eric: That is dead is something to be inspired by, you know,

Crew Chief Brad: but so they made the one it was given to the CEO or the owner of American sunroof company. And it’s sold at [00:39:00] auction for a whopping, are you, are you sitting down? Are you ready for this? 44 Thousand dollars.

Crew Chief Eric: I You thoughts? Terrible. I was

Crew Chief Brad: gonna say million dollars. Nope. You would be incorrect. $44,000. You can buy a golf R or you can buy a four door. 9 28,

Executive Producer Tania: somebody paid $43,999. Too much ,

Crew Chief Brad: $43,950. Too much.

Crew Chief Eric: Exactly. I would’ve still given them 50 bucks for it. One, Bob, at the end of the day, one Bob, one

Crew Chief Brad: 50 bucks. But in the meantime, the, the project was scrapped.

They made the one, Porsche directed their attention. To working with Mercedes on the, what is now revered 500 E, which is a four door sedan based on the E class. It’s a, actually a really cool car. Very rare and power. It’s a Mercedes E class with a Porsche drivetrain, supposed to be really cool.

Crew Chief Eric: But even today, Porsche should just tip their [00:40:00] hat to Mercedes and say, you guys know how to build a sedan and we’re going to stop doing that because the Panamera.

Oh, nevermind.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, It looks definitely the grandchild or the son of son or daughter of the 928 prototype single production 928 wagon. I mean, it looks better. It still looks like hot trash and Porsche and Ferrari and all those kinds of people should never have a four door model car in their lineup personally, but that’s a different.

But clearly somebody at Porsche has had the picture probably of that wagon 928 on their office wall this whole time. And finally was like, now’s our moment, Panamera.

And they’re like, yes, we finally get to release it.

Crew Chief Eric: Boo. Boo. Boo. Let’s circle back to another retro car that you might be able to get your hands on.

Executive Producer Tania: Yeah, so if you are into Raleigh and into Ford or into one of them or neither of them, I don’t know.

Crew Chief Brad: What’s Raleigh?

Executive Producer Tania: What’s wrong?

Crew Chief Brad: Stop [00:41:00] it. Stop it.

Executive Producer Tania: A UK company called Motorsport tools is building new street legal version of the legendary Mark II Escort that won WRC. What’s WRC?

Crew Chief Eric: Don’t get me started. Don’t get me started.

The

Executive Producer Tania: WRC championship back in 1981 and I mean, I like squarish bodied small cars and square with round lights is also particularly attractive and this checks all those boxes. So how much fun would it be to tool around in this car?

Crew Chief Eric: This also goes back to the EU gets all the cool stuff followed by when is.

The Capri coming back. Sign me up.

Executive Producer Tania: And this can be yours for a mere 90, 000. Oh, dang. Would you rather spend 44, 000?

No, [00:42:00] no, I would not.

Executive Producer Tania: HHR or 90, 000 Mark II Ford Escort.

Crew Chief Eric: GR Yaris. I’m going back. Yet again, I’ll spend 40 grand on the Toyota before I do that. Well, I guess we’ve wrapped up our industry news and now it’s time to jump in to our, our cutting edge EV section known as Jolt Cola.

So Tanya, take us away.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, at long last, the Audi e tron GT has finally arrived.

Crew Chief Eric: I’m salivating. It’s like, it’s like a Pavlovian thing. You said Audi and GT. That was it.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, you had me at Audi GT since I have one.

Crew Chief Brad: The problem is there’s e tron in the middle there. That’s the part you didn’t hear.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, there’s that.

And [00:43:00] there’s the fact that the standard E tron starts at 99, 900, which is quite a bit far above my, uh, price range. I’m just cutting to the chase here. You can get the Prestige Edition for 107, 100, or the RS will set you back a mere 139, 900. All this could be yours and more stay tuned.

Crew Chief Eric: I take issue with this car, not because it’s ugly or anything like that.

It’s a, it’s a fantastic looking car. The proportions are right. It’s a cool Evie. I’m down with it. The price isn’t even the problem. The bigger issue I take with it is it doesn’t pay any sort of homage. To the cars that bore the GT badge. And that comes from the original Quattro lineage, right? The type 80 cars, the 4, 000 series, all those, they were, let’s face it, fat Chiracos, you know, in some respects, Giugiaro designed, you know, all that kind of stuff.

It doesn’t carry the badge. Well, I could see it as the new a seven. I could see it as the new [00:44:00] Audi 100 from back in the day, like the 100 four door and the 100 coupe and stuff like that. It’s a weird sticking point for me, I guess, as an Audi purist, I still want to see the real coupe GT or the UR quattro come back, they’ve been teasing that for a while, they called it the S one a couple of times, which is also kind of a weird misnomer because of the rally car and things like that.

I think it’s cool. I would just love to see something a little bit more affordable and, you know, whatever name, names are one thing, but it is, it is a gorgeous car. I can’t deny that.

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t know if I a hundred percent agree with you and I’d have to see it in person because photos are always misleading.

Unfortunately to pay homage to those cars and they’re never going to do it. They have to be far more square than this one is. And I don’t see them really doing that in these modern times. Only

Crew Chief Eric: Chrysler can do that. Only Chrysler can make square cars go fast.

Executive Producer Tania: But if it’s not, and I haven’t looked into how long the car is, if it’s not, Long like an A8 or an A7 [00:45:00] or something like that, then I’m feeling a little bit more comfortable because if it’s something that’s short, then to me, that is paying a little bit more tribute to the original Quattro and GT coupes and cars of that nature, because the back, that slope of the rear glass and the trunk looks very short.

It doesn’t have some wide rear end sticking out from the back tires. So that is a little more 90 coupe quattro GT coupe or, or the URQ styling. The pictures are deceiving. So this thing is like 157 feet long or something.

It’s an A6, right? It’s like a yacht.

Executive Producer Tania: Then it’s kind of like, all right, it’s just every other Audi in their line.

If this is kind of like a very compact short car, then it makes me feel good. And it is very stunning looking. I wish it was more affordable. So not to leave out the details, apparently, I think it’s the, I guess this is the standard version. Mated two speed transmission setup is capable of delivering [00:46:00] 469 horsepower, 464 foot pounds of torque.

Apparently there’s an overboost feature that you can engage, which jumps those numbers to 522 and 472. And that gives it the ability to zoom from zero to 60 in just 3. 9 seconds. And it tops out apparently at 152 miles an hour.

Crew Chief Eric: You know what that reminds me of? And it’s for the IT nerds out there of a certain age.

It reminds me of the, the PCs in the old days that had the turbo button, they would like, they would overclock, right? It’s like the equivalent, like you just hit that button and you’re super boost. You know?

Executive Producer Tania: Is that, is that like the, uh, what is it? The, uh, ludicrous? Mode button or something equivalent. So, so the RS package adds 121 horsepower.

So it’s outputting 612 foot pounds of torques before over boost, which brings it up to a 637 horsepower, but still 612 foot pounds of torque,

Crew Chief Brad: leaving out an important fact. It weighs like. [00:47:00] 5, 100 pounds, right? Whoa. The

Executive Producer Tania: RS, yes, weighs between 5, 060 to 5, 139 pounds. Good

Crew Chief Eric: God.

Executive Producer Tania: I

Crew Chief Eric: think that weighs more than your Jeep, Eric.

It does. As a matter of fact, my Jeep is sub 5, 000 pounds. So yes.

Executive Producer Tania: It’s two of my GT coupes.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. Those cars weighed 2, 400 pounds when they were new.

Crew Chief Brad: So that’s why it costs so much because you’re getting a lot of car.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s some road hugging weight right there as Ford used to say, good night.

Crew Chief Brad: So you all know there was a new C8 that came out last year.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, I don’t, we don’t talk about that car at all.

Crew Chief Brad: No, no. Apparently if you, if you missed it, you know, there was a new C8, mid engine, rear wheel drive V8, you know, all that good stuff. They’re releasing some new, some different versions, you know, to come in the coming years. There’s a Z06 in development.

Sadly, there is not a grand sport.

Crew Chief Eric: Really?

Crew Chief Brad: Good. There’s going to be a hybrid C8 called the E Ray. The

Executive Producer Tania: [00:48:00] E Ray. Oh, I like it. Like the E Ray. Okay. I get it. The electric

Crew Chief Brad: eel.

Executive Producer Tania: Yeah, I see. I see what they did there. I’m

Crew Chief Brad: not sure if

Executive Producer Tania: I like it, but I get it.

Crew Chief Brad: Don’t have a lot of specs on it, but it’s allegedly going to have all wheel drive.

The hybrid system is going to mate to the stock 6. 2 liter V8. So, you know, fun times to be had in the C8 hybrid. It’s probably going to be just like the Tahoe hybrid, just the big honking V8 with like a little itty bitty like tornado sized, you know, electric motor, just to say it’s a hybrid.

Crew Chief Eric: Can I rename it?

I want to call it the ESX. Is that okay? Because I mean, it looks exactly like the NSX. So why, why not? Right?

Crew Chief Brad: Because Acura already has. hybrid NSX. It’s called the NSX.

Crew Chief Eric: And speaking of that, if you guys haven’t seen, and we’re going to post the link to it, Chip Foose recently did a redesign of the C8 and love it or hate it in terms of his design style and whatnot, it’s [00:49:00] worth watching.

It’s sponsored by Hagerty and you’re It’s a time lapse recording of him redesigning the C8 right there in front of you in his studio. And I thought it was fascinating on multiple levels, but I would say go check it out. Leave your comments if you want on Instagram for us or on the show notes or whatever, because I’m really curious to see what people think about Chip’s interpretation of the C8 and trying to make it.

Pull some of the lineage of the previous Corvettes and get it to look a little less like an NSX or a Ferrari or some of the other cars he talks about, uh, in his monologue. So just want to throw that in there for something else to do after, you know, reviewing this episode.

Crew Chief Brad: So what you’re saying is Chevrolet did not reach out and consult with a world class automotive designer like Chip Foose to design their new Corvette?

Crew Chief Eric: Negative, Ghost Rider.

Crew Chief Brad: Not surprised.

Crew Chief Eric: I will say, I think we need to switch gears back to Tanya a little bit here and talk about one of the slowest drag races I’ve ever seen.

Crew Chief Brad: But there’s no gears to shift in an electric car. [00:50:00]

Executive Producer Tania: So there is a video out there and it’s in Italian, but there’s English subtitles for those that do not speak the Italian language.

It’s a, I think like a eight or 10 minute video, something like it takes that

Crew Chief Eric: long to do the quarter mile. But yeah,

Executive Producer Tania: so it’s a drag race of Fiat 500s through the various decades. So there’s four Fiat 500s that are pitted up against each other. There’s the original Fiat 500. There’s the 1995 500 Sporting.

There’s the 2015 Fiat 500, which, it’s the European version, so it’s the 1. 2 liter and not the 1. 4 liter that came to the U. S. And then there’s the new Fiat 500e. And so they put all four of these together in a couple of drag races and knowing that they were drag racing all these cars together, I already knew the outcome of the race, right?

Crew Chief Brad: The original one, right?

Executive Producer Tania: Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. While the 500E was [00:51:00] pushing it. Yeah.

Executive Producer Tania: It was opposite day. So who finished the drag race last? So you’re absolutely right. Actually, there were two knowns going into this. One, that the original 500 was going to lose, and that the electric 500 was going to win. Those two were quite obvious.

So, the video, you know, confirms all this. However, what I found far more fascinating, I mean, the whole thing was fascinating, but far more fascinating was the race going on between the 1995 Cinquecento Sporting, the 500 Sporting, and the 2015 Fiat 500. I mean, the Fiat 500, spoiler alert, it still won, but it was a close fricking race.

And the 1. 2 liter only has 68 horsepower and it weighs 1, 900 pounds. The 500 Sporting has 54 horsepower. It does weigh less. It weighs 1, 620, so it’s got about 300 pounds on it. But, I mean, it kept up.

Crew Chief Eric: So [00:52:00] the best part of that is if you’ve never seen those early nineties Chin Santos, it’s a shopping cart with a roof on it.

Okay. That’s exactly the design. There’s nothing to it. It is a box with four wheels. I have had the displeasure of driving my grandfather’s base version of that, which was an alto Bianchi y 10. It’s an, it’s an a thousand cc version of that car. Brad would take up the entirety of the interior, right? Versus two of us would be shoulder to shoulder and we’d be squeezed in this little shopping cart.

It’s a car that you can’t drive it not at 9, 000 RPM. And then you’re still rowing the gears to make it move because it’s like a lawnmower engine and that thing. So when I saw that race, I mean, I was cheering on that little car off the line. I mean, he, he jumped. I was like, Dang, this is going to be really cool.

And then it was like, by the time he hit fifth gear, it was over that, that time he was going slower.

Executive Producer Tania: It had to [00:53:00] launch on the 20, it

Crew Chief Eric: was close.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, all I’ve got to say is the lack of a barth in this article.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, I would have liked to have seen the MultiAir in there just to mix it up and see what it would do.

I bet it’s a lot closer to the 500E in terms of performance, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It is more powerful. It’s making closer to like 200 horse or whatever that thing makes, so.

Crew Chief Brad: So, 500 Abarth or Gazoo Racing Yaris?

Crew Chief Eric: I

Crew Chief Brad: don’t know. Cause Tanya’s kind of would be an Italian purist, I would think. So I w I would have picked her to choose the Fiat.

Executive Producer Tania: Yeah, that’s, that’s tough. I think, I don’t know. I really want to do that. Yours.

Crew Chief Eric: I, if I have to, okay. If I have to make a compromise, I would take the Punto SS, which is slightly bigger, it’s a proper hatchback and everything, and it makes more power than the 500, So that would be more in line with the GR yards if I had to go Fiat, but that’s not a card that they sell here.

So,

Executive Producer Tania: well, [00:54:00] it’s also funny in the video was after they were done doing their, the couple of drag pulls that they did. And then he talked about how the, the finishing. Was like opposite to the sound.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.

Executive Producer Tania: The sound, uh, performance was like the opposite order. And so then they played like the in car like pull sounds and it was like the worst sounding of course was the EV because it sounds like nothing.

Whistling nothing. They did. They didn’t pump

Crew Chief Brad: in any artificial exhaust.

Executive Producer Tania: No, they didn’t. But then, I mean, they ranked it as like the loudest was the original 500 decibels. I don’t think it was the best sounding. Actually. I think the sporting was the best sounding as it was railing through the gears. It’s

Crew Chief Eric: very throat, very throaty for a 1200, but that’s, but then again, it’s also doing like 8, 500 RPM to get it to move.

I mean, it’s not,

Crew Chief Brad: they didn’t do any emissions testing either. No.

Executive Producer Tania: That’s a fun little video. If you’re interested in [00:55:00] those, those type of cars, check it out.

Crew Chief Eric: Let’s talk Blue Oval.

Executive Producer Tania: So then, of course, there’s all the buzz lately, and there’s more news coming out, and they’re finally here, and some of them, you know, a small amount are in dealerships already, and I’m sure there’s people, you know, like, very excited to get the ones they pre ordered.

What are we talking about? The Mustang Mach E. So Ford,

Crew Chief Eric: strike that. We don’t call it the Mustang anymore. This is thee.

Executive Producer Tania: Yes. Well that was for different reasons. That’s pretty smart. And but we won’t, we won’t get into that. But yes, it is still technically, I believe the Mustang Mach E but for all intents and purposes, people just refer to it as, as the Mki ’cause it is.

It’s aesthetically very different than what people are accustomed to with the historical, iconic pony card.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s very similar to what SRT4 owners are doing with their neons. Yeah, I will start T4 is not the neon SRT for two. [00:56:00] Neon SRT4 purists. It’s just the SRT4. They don’t want to be linked to the Neon.

Where this, people don’t want to link whatever this thing is to the Mustang.

Crew Chief Eric: So, and I will make a suggestion. So Ford, if you’re listening, brilliant campaign to try to go get that Jeep off the side of that cliff in California. Let’s use that person to rename this car, the Puma. Let’s carry that name over.

From Europe or maybe the Cougar or something else, differentiate it from the Mustang.

Crew Chief Brad: I think it should be the Eagle High, the Eagle Eye Hammer Thrust.

Crew Chief Eric: Uh, just let’s not call it the CA because that would not work in New Jersey, New York, or Massachusetts. I

Executive Producer Tania: mean, they can go, if they want to keep with horses, they can just go with stallions.

Crew Chief Eric: We can’t call it the Pinto because we know how that’s going to end. Well, it’s, it’s more like a Clydesdale.

Executive Producer Tania: So at any rate, as. This thing is actually real now, you know, um, and with all EVs, the whole range [00:57:00] saga is a big thing and people, you know, everything’s always compared against Tesla because they were basically the first, so they’re kind of the benchmark, how does it compare, da da da, and the range figures are out for now.

I don’t think they’re, not all the variants of the Mach E, I think, are out. Fully published because the California trim and there’s one other trim. I can’t remember what it is right now. They, I don’t think they finalize what the range numbers are. And I think the California should have the highest mileage range, but the standard range all wheel drive is clocking in right now at 211 miles.

The standard range are real will drive. 230, the extended range, all wheel drive 270, and the extended range rear wheel drive is 300 miles. So those are EPA ratings. If you take the extended range, our wheel drive, the 300 miles is short of what the Tesla model Y can do by, I think like 26 miles or something like that, but that’s not even fair because [00:58:00] the Tesla model Y is all wheel drive.

And now we’re comparing real world drive with all wheel drive. If you compare the all wheel drive model, it’s 270 versus a 326, so it’s falling short.

Crew Chief Brad: What I want to know is how does this, how do they change in the frozen tundra of Texas right now?

Executive Producer Tania: Some things you see when you’re reading about the battery life and all that is, it’s not necessarily The cold itself that is detrimental to the battery, which I don’t know that I fully agree with some of those arguments because I think there’s been proof that batteries are impacted by the cold weather, but I don’t know the significance of that impact.

A lot of what happens in the cold weather is because of people are cold. And so they turn the heat on. And unfortunately in an electric car, some of the battery power has to be diverted to heat the inside of the car in a gasoline or an ice. Vehicle, the heat’s a by product of the combustion of the engine.

And so it’s free, basically, in a way it’s kind of free energy, right? Like the, the fact that your car is running, it’s [00:59:00] creating heat. That heat is pushed into the cabin and whatnot, very simplistically, right? And that’s what gives you the warmth. But in an electric car, you have to use precious battery resources, if you will.

So in the meantime, you’re driving at night, it’s cold. You got the heat on, you got your headlights on, you got the radio blasting, the wipers. You probably got your seat warmers on, and the steering wheel warmer, and you got the infotainment system going, and you know, God knows what else, that all is battery, right?

Whereas at least in an ICE car, the heat component is separate, it’s not draining the battery like all the other things.

Crew Chief Brad: Batteries put off heat, they overheat. I mean, they can overheat and everything. Isn’t there a way, there’s no way to harness that somehow.

Crew Chief Eric: There is some facet of liquid cooling going on.

I just don’t know what those radiators and that heat exchange level is like. I think at best, even if you put a blower across it, like a standard heater core, it’s going to be tepid. It’s not going to be hot. Because the water in an ice engine, whether it [01:00:00] be gas or diesel, it’s close to boiling. So it’s very easy to produce heat at any level, right?

And do all that kind of stuff.

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t think the batteries are probably generating enough heat at all to do anything.

Crew Chief Brad: They generate enough heat to catch fire.

Executive Producer Tania: Because if it did produce that much heat, I think bad things would be happening. You’d definitely be warm at that point. So back to the Mach E range numbers.

So, yes. They don’t look horrible. They’re not, you know, a hundred mile range or anything crazy like that. But the more interesting thing is there’s a separate article that’s recently come out that’s saying that these EPA rating numbers are understated. So the Mach E performs better than what the EPA is saying.

So apparently Edmunds did their own and they do their own independent. Studies and surveys and whatnot, and what they found when they tested the all wheel drive extended range version is that it didn’t get 270 miles. It got 304 miles on a single battery charge. So now the all wheel drive is knocking on the door of its true competitor, the [01:01:00] model Y.

But kind of with that logic, if the rear wheel drive extended range is also understated, then could it see closer to 330 miles? It could, at the very least, meet But then even possibly slightly beat what the model Y is doing. So that’s pretty exciting. And another note in the article to quote them directly is that interestingly Edmonds notes that every Tesla model it tested failed to deliver the numbers estimated by the EPA.

So there’s a big, a history there where. And I think I’ve seen this in different articles to where Tesla numbers are overstated, and they don’t actually perform to what the number is versus even the TACAN is another good example where everyone was in outrage over like the abysmal miles that it gave.

And then when it was actually tested in the real world by somebody else, not the EPA. Did like twice as good twice as well and twice as far or whatever, right? That’s a

Crew Chief Eric: long standing VAG card that they play. They did that a lot in the early 2000s with like the S4s where they understated the [01:02:00] horsepower.

And then when people actually tested them, they were making 30 more horsepower than what was on paper. I think from the VAG family, it’s one of these like cautious. Moves to say, well, we’re guaranteed. If we build it, we’re always going to be able to attain this number, but if you’re able to get 20 percent over good for you, but we’re guaranteeing this number.

Right. And they can hold to that. And then they’re not liable to say, well, you know, you said it was two 40 and it’s really two 20. They’d rather be like, it’s two 40. And in real life, it does two 80, you know, or whatever. And then they just use a

Crew Chief Brad: cheat device by Bosch. If they’re not getting the numbers.

Sick

Executive Producer Tania: burn. And that’s fine. I get there’s, there’s reasons for doing that or whatnot. I think the importance or significance of this is that people shouldn’t get too excited yet over the range numbers until these cars are out there and people are, they’re being tested more and whatnot. And then let, let’s see really how it chips fall.

Right. Because everything is always Well. The Tesla. The Tesla, the Tesla, the Tesla. Well give these guys a chance [01:03:00] here to breathe and get out on the road and show us what we can really do. And, and you know what? If they’re matching the Tesla numbers Ah

Crew Chief Eric: yeah. And the price point is right. And it’s price point

Executive Producer Tania: is right.

And quite honestly, I’m not the price point biggest Ford fan, but. The Mach E, I mean, hands down, is more attractive than the Teslas in my opinion, but that’s, you know, to each their own.

Crew Chief Eric: I saw it at the DC Auto Show last year. I think it’s a gorgeous car. I think Ford’s going in the right direction. I think they might struggle with the Blue Oval loyals, right, that are used to their Mustangs and all the trucks and everything, but I think there’s going to be a contingent of those that are going to sign up and say, Hey, I’m not interested in leaving Ford.

I want to stay with you. Now you have something that’s comparable to the Tesla. And then once you start seeing them on the road, that’s usually the cascade effect. You just see more and more and more of them. They made the right move with the Bronco. I’m now starting to see them on the road and that was very popular.

It was very well received. And I think the Mach E, if they position it correctly and they market it right, it’s going to take off. And I’m, I’m, I’m applauding Ford for that. [01:04:00]

Executive Producer Tania: Ford at the moment. The opportunity for more marketing gold is just like fire hose down their face. I think right now, because if you look at the recent events that have happened across the state of Texas with the winter storm that came through in February of 2021, if you’re listening to this later and you don’t know what, what month that happened, Ford called up a bunch of dealers, apparently down throughout Texas and said, Hey, your F 150 hybrids electrics that you’ve got sitting on the lot.

Send them out to people so they can use them as generators to power their home. Ford built tough Ford, America, Ford, helping for getting, yeah. And we, and

Crew Chief Eric: we talked about that. We’re like, who’s ever going to use that? Why would they ever use that? And now we have this application for it, which makes total sense.

So

Executive Producer Tania: people, there’s a real world application and circumstance that happened where people might, people that were against Ford EVs. That are the diehard, I want my gas, diesel, guzzling, [01:05:00] whatever. They might go, oh wait, wait a second, maybe electric planning ain’t all that bad. I don’t know. We’ll see what happens.

Maybe this will cause an uptick in sales for Ford.

Crew Chief Eric: On the other side of the pond, while Stellantis is being born out of, you know, like Lord of the Rings. Hahaha. Hahaha. The other large French contingent that owns several Japanese companies and many other, you know, corporations down the line known to many of us as Renault has put out a rendering of what a potential R5 EV would look like.

Now there’s really no specs on this car. It’s really an artist rendering of the classic R5 turbo two rally car. And I will say when you Yeah, it’s fantastic. So when you guys see the pictures on the follow on article to this episode, you can take a look at it for yourselves. If you haven’t already seen it, it’s done in the elf livery, right?

Which is the French petroleum company from way back in the eighties. It’s [01:06:00] a black, yellow, and white combination. I think the car looks fantastic. I like the squareness of it. I think the R5 really lends itself to an EV and I’m excited to see this come out. And I think good on Renault, right? We got the new Nissan 400 coming out.

We got all these other cars. I think this is right up their alley and they could make a move to kind of come against the mega muscle machine. That’s going to be Stellantis with, with SRT and all these other things. So I think this is really cool to take them on head on, but also take it from an EV perspective.

Meanwhile, Hyundai. Has decided to put out something known as the Ionic version five or Ionic five. It’s just another EV kind of hot hatch looking thing. I guess we’re expected to see this on the shores. The Ionic was here for a while in a previous version, but it, but it, it wasn’t very popular. You don’t see too many on the roads.

Every once in a while I see one and at afar, you’re like, is that a, like a Elantra or something? Yeah. Prius. You’re like, what is that? And then you, you see the badge and you’re like, [01:07:00] Huh? It’s kind of like the Scion IQ that came out, you know, all those cars, you’re like, what, what are we talking about here?

But they came out with a new version. Again, they’re trying to break into that smaller compact space with EVs, the hot hatch EV friendly, you know, things of that nature. So I’m curious to see where that goes and what it finally looks like outside of the, you know, the spy photos and things that they’ve put into the marketing photos that they’ve put out of the car.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, the renderings are very different than what I would expect from a Hyundai to look

Crew Chief Eric: correct. that have come out right Sonata and the Elantra an know about you guys. I’m those weird headlights th like reverse check marks and there’s a lot of led I thought this car you co In comparison to what they’re putting out right now.

But I think it’s more in line with the E Golf and the ID4 and the Renault and all these things that are being positioned right now. So I think it’s better looking than some of the stuff that they’re, they’re currently pushing.

Executive Producer Tania: If the [01:08:00] photo of its front is going to be anything true to how it actually looks, it, it kind of looks like a BMW because the way they have the headlights.

They’ve got essentially two on each side that are, they’re not full circles, but they’re, they’re half squares actually.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. Reminiscent of like the old E30s and stuff. Yeah, exactly.

Executive Producer Tania: So interesting.

Crew Chief Eric: And then we won’t talk about BMW, but I will say this because it’s not EV related. Those new Star Trek looking front ends that the BMWs have, we could have an entire episode on those by themselves.

So I’m just going to leave them there. Love it or hate it. Okay. I have heard though that it is on purpose to get people’s knee jerk reaction to really pay attention to BMW, these new, just gaping open fish mouths that they’re putting on the front of the cars.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s not the first time they’ve done that either.

They did that back in, I guess, 2004 or five with the seven series. Yeah. The

Crew Chief Eric: bagel BMWs. Yeah. Yeah. So Brad, I see that another luxury brand is coming to the EV market.

Crew Chief Brad: [01:09:00] Yep. Rolls Royce, Rolls Royce has come to the EV market with the Vision Next 100 concept. And it looks to me like something out of the thirties, the old gangsta cars.

Fenders that aren’t part of the car, but are part of the car and luggage storage system right behind the, the wheel. And

Crew Chief Eric: it looks like something out of Batman, the animated series, like when they would exaggerate those old gangster cars. Then when I saw the video for it and stuff, I was just like, how does this thing even turn?

Like, it doesn’t make a lot of sense. It definitely gets your attention. There’s no metrics on it that I could find, but it’s definitely a stunner if you’re into that super high end luxury vehicle. So kind of cool to see, you know, a brand like Rolls Royce jumping in there and not doing what they did in the eighties and nineties.

Where they just pretty much cranked out the same stuff they had been making forever. So it’s good to see them taking a step into this world and kind of joining the ranks with everybody else. This was foretold, right? We saw this, we talked about this on several other episodes at this [01:10:00] part, this segment of the show, where it’s like, it’s only going to be a matter of time before the euros and everybody else kind of get into this scene and start to take on, you know, Tesla and everybody else in this Evie world.

So again, curious to see what happens.

Crew Chief Brad: It looks to me like it’s the next logical progression for this car would be the wheels mechanically fold in under the car and it takes flight

Crew Chief Eric: like the

Crew Chief Brad: DeLorean. It’s already got a Rolls Royce motor, you know, Rolls Royce is known for their aviation motors. Here we go.

This is the next logical step for flying vehicles.

Crew Chief Eric: So I guess we would be remiss as Tanya likes to say if we didn’t talk about the Tesla one more time.

Crew Chief Brad: Well,

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t think this is the last time, but it’s literally

Crew Chief Brad: not the last time.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, I don’t want to belabor this point too much. I mean, it’s just, you know, a report out of essentially, you know, consumer reports, reliability survey to do the reliability surveys all the [01:11:00] time.

That’s a gold standard for. Reporting on that kind of information. And you know, not shockingly, the Teslas don’t do well in consumer reports for liability. So pretty much overall, they sit at second from the bottom of a 26 brand ranking. That’s not so great

Crew Chief Brad: is GM underneath them.

Executive Producer Tania: You know what? I can’t find the list.

I don’t remember who was at the bottom now, who’s at the very, very bottom, but nonetheless, I mean, we all have heard the stories, whether it be the, the home depot parts and all that, but, uh, the misaligned body panels and suspension issues and, you know, the in car electronic issues and all that. And then to a minor scale, which is considered, I think, in the reliability Ports is like things like the finish of the paint being pretty abhorrent and things like that.

I believe all these different categories are weighted. So I don’t think the paint category is, you know, putting too much on the liability, but still it’s measured in there. So,

Crew Chief Eric: [01:12:00] But we’ve seen over the last winter months here, Tesla stock continues to climb.

Executive Producer Tania: Yeah. And, you know, Oh, we’re making so much money and all this.

stuff and I was really confused back in when the years just melt together now

in the before times

Executive Producer Tania: in 2020 with all the COVID not that we’re out of COVID when we were deeper in the COVID last year in 2020 you know there were reports that the earnings were You know, the best ever, even though the factory in California was shut down and all this stuff, and they didn’t sell any cars.

And I’m like, how the hell are you making money if you’re not selling cars and the factory’s closed? I’m not the best with, you know, those kind of finance things, but, um, something didn’t add up for me. So I found it interesting when there was an article. Yeah, it’s a little bit of a grabber title, if you will, you know, Tesla’s dirty little secret.

It’s net profit doesn’t come from selling cars. But needless to say, I [01:13:00] mean, the grabbing this work because I wanted to read what they were talking about. I hadn’t put it together before that they are selling carbon credits. So they’re making all their money, not from selling their vehicles, but from the fact that they have an abundance of carbon credit and they’re selling that to other people.

So apparently they brought in 3. 3 billion over the last five years, which apparently 1. 6 of which Was just in 2020 alone. Whereas apparently the, I think their car sales was something like seven or 21 million. So without all that carbon credit selling that they’re doing, they would actually would add a income loss for people don’t know what that is.

Essentially, you know, the whole admissions and carbon and all that. There’s, there’s a whole cap and trade system. So basically different areas, different regions, different companies, businesses, whatever. You’re capped on how much you can, you know, invest. Emits and pollutes, and then you either obviously need to, if you’re going to exceed your [01:14:00] threshold, you either need to invest and get green, essentially lower your carbon emissions in whatever form that can be, or you can buy carbon credit because it’s this kind of whole market exchange that you can do.

And so you can buy credits from somebody else in lieu of, so, so essentially you can. You can over emit your threshold, but you bought the carbon credits to do a whole offset thing. It’s a whole thing that exists. And so apparently they’re making a ton of money being able to do that because they’re a fully trick based company and they’ve got a ton.

They’re sitting on a ton of carbon credits apparently. So there you go. Fun fact. It ain’t because they’re selling a million Teslas.

Crew Chief Eric: They might not be selling a million Tesla threes either because there’s a shortage On chips globally. So those are all the silicon microchips and everything to go into these new cars and computers and everything.

As we move further and further into the EV world, we’ve become more and more reliant on all these computers and boards and chips and all these stuff. [01:15:00] And apparently there is a global shortage. This has also extended the production lines and production timelines of a bunch of different auto manufacturers.

One of those specifically GM. So again, you know, they’re teasing us with the Super Bowl ads and the lyric and the Hummer and all this stuff. Stuff and they can’t even build the cars yet because there are just aren’t enough chips out there to make it all happen. So, you know, that is a major drawback. I mean, outside of places like Texas that weren’t prepared for the snow and you won’t be able to charge your EV, they can’t even build them right now.

So, you know, we’ll see how that changes. You know, obviously companies are going to have to tool up quickly to be able to, to produce more and more chips as we become more and more dependent on computerized systems in the future.

Executive Producer Tania: Here’s another issue that cropped up also. So there’s two main battery manufacturers for the lithium ion batteries that are in Korea.

There’s SK and there’s LG, basically. And, uh, SK apparently they’re having some sort of legal issue. So there’s some sort of misappropriation of trade secrets on battery [01:16:00] technology. So, so there’s some big thing between SK and LG. what’s happened now is that SK, they had contracts with Ford and Volkswagen for sending over lithium ion batteries.

They’re allowed to continue that for the next four years, but basically they can’t export out the lithium ion batteries to anybody else at the moment. So. There is another issue because now if somebody like LG can’t take up all that slack or another company doesn’t come along, where the battery is coming from then.

So if they can get their act together and resolve whatever their issues are and prove this, that, and the other, then you know, they can go back to doing business, but we’ll see how, how this impacts anything.

Crew Chief Brad: And much like Tesla is selling credits, who’s to say. That, uh, SK can’t sell them to Ford or Volkswagen and then Ford or Volkswagen turn around and resell them once they’re out of Korea.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, that’s a whole logistics supply chain thing that right. Well above our pay grades, but yeah, you’re right. I mean, there’s all sorts of things involved there from the business perspective, but even those batteries. For a lot of [01:17:00] people that don’t know, I’ve done some research myself on like the anti gravity batteries and stuff for the race cars, there’s boards and chips inside those batteries to do like automatic tending and jump starting and a lot of other stuff.

So even those battery manufacturers are kind of being held to what’s the supply chain like for those chips. I think it’s really cool that those, you know, batteries are becoming that sophisticated, super light. Obviously they weigh almost next to nothing. Uh, when you’re doing, you know, a replacement. Again, we’ll see what happens this year.

And maybe it’s going to be like the Viper. How many EVs are sold for, you know, we are a car enthusiast and motor sport podcast. I guess it’s time for us to talk about motor sports. And so let’s transition and go behind the wall. For some motor sports news. So right up front, you know, at the top of the segment here, most people in our community are interested in circuit racing, club racing, HPDEs and things of that nature.

At the end of the year, obviously month by month, we could tell you what was left on the calendar, which tracks [01:18:00] were, you know, popular, you know, looking at the big ones like, you know, the Glenn and VIR and stuff like that. Now that we’re at the top of the season, which pretty much kicks off in our area in the mid Atlantic, right around the March timeframe, obviously places that are Well, not Texas, but places like Florida have already started early in January, you know, returning to the track, I’m not going to list any events.

I just want to give a big shout out to Dave Peters and the crew over at HPDE Junkie, because they have what seems to be like well over a thousand events already in the system that you can go and search by each track, To figure out who’s there. And those events aren’t just for the next couple of months.

They’re for the entire track season. So if you’re looking for something to do, once the weather breaks, you know, check out HPD junkie. com for all the latest information on, you know, who’s where and when, and why one of the biggest things that happens in the winter every year, and it’s been a tradition for all of us here.

Here at GTM is to get together and watch Rolex like we do in the summertime with Le Mans. So this year was a little different, you know, we [01:19:00] didn’t have the typical viewing party, Brad’s house or somebody else’s house. We did it virtually this year. So we had a 24 hour session going where people could jump in and jump out, comment on the race, get together and all that.

And it worked out really, really well. It was a lot of fun. In the end, it was probably more fun than the race itself. Wouldn’t you say Brad?

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, the race was pretty boring. It was like the year when we went to the actual race. I don’t know. I don’t have much to say about the race. It

Crew Chief Eric: just, there just wasn’t much luster to it at all.

And it was weird because there were people there and we had some guys on the ground who jumped in on our session and were telling us, you know, we could hear the PA system in the background and the cars going by, which made it super exciting, but it just seemed a little bit. Meh, like that’s the best way I can describe it.

I think it’s also on the precipice of a lot of changes that are coming to IMSA, that are coming to WEC, that are coming to the Daytona prototype, you know, series and things like that. They’re changing the rules. They’re changing the classing for the next [01:20:00] couple of years. You know, by the time we hit 2023, Le Mans, you’re going to see a lot of crossover and blending of these classes.

And it started to surface a lot of articles about the future of GT racing. At Lamont’s and at IMSA.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, I don’t know. I personally love GT racing. There’s nothing more exciting to me than seeing cars that you see on the street. Slap a bunch of stickers on them. Now, I know they’re not the exact same cars, but you get the point they’re out there on track.

It gives the every man the sense that, hey, I can go do that with my car, which leads into HBD and autocross all that other fun stuff. I’m not a fan of open wheel too much. I mean, I watch it, but I would much prefer GT racing to see it go away would be a huge disappointment for. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: And I think that the restructuring is going to make things interesting, right?

They’re talking about bringing TCR and GT4 up into a new kind of homologated GT3 class, but then that also means they’re [01:21:00] going to do away with GTAM. So all those gentlemen drivers we talked about early on in season one, in that episode, that might not be a thing anymore, but then you’re also seeing the manufacturers pulling out of GTLM.

I mean, I thought GTLM this year was. I hate to say kind of pathetic. It was Corvettes race to lose. They really didn’t have any competition. Even the privateer Porsches and stuff. It was like, eh, I really would like to see that bolstered back up. I’d like to see more production sports cars in there. I, you know, Rolex was the sunset of the 488 Ferrari.

So what’s Ferrari going to come to the table with, if at all, you know, there was, yeah, there was a couple of Lambos in there, so, you know, Volkswagen’s doing their thing or Audi or whatever. What I don’t want to see though, is. And we know that DPI is a weird in between of LMP1 and P2. I didn’t like the whole LMP3 thing.

I didn’t understand why they even needed to do that. But what I don’t want to see is Rolex and some of the other races and Sebring, etc. Or this entire series just become LMP2 cars [01:22:00] because it’s just NASCAR. With prototypes at that point, because they’re all the same, you know, basically the same chassis, same engine.

Does anybody really watch the LMP2 race? Like I couldn’t tell you who to root for the end of the day. So that’s not exciting. And LMP1 is kind of a bust right now. To your point, the excitement is in the GT class because that’s where I can get excited as an enthusiast about cars that I might see at an auto show, or I might see Or I might, you know, or something like that.

It’s closer to reality for me than a lot of the other stuff. And don’t get me wrong. I love my LMP one cars, but there’s just nobody there right now. So let’s talk about other things that happened during the winter, outside of Rolex. In our world, we did some virtual racing. So as this airs, it’s actually airing on the last day on the championship round of our virtual racing league for lupus.

So if you haven’t been catching up on that, we’ve been doing that for the last eight weeks. It was a DTM inspired series. We went back and kind of looked at the classic DTM days. We allowed cars from Audi, [01:23:00] Benz, Alfa Romeo, BMW, Ford, and Opel, because those were the brands that ran in that series. Mixed class racing, just like IMSA.

And we raised almost 1, 500 for lupus in the name of one of our members. If you guys haven’t caught up on that, you can go back and watch the replays of the live streams on Patreon. You can go back and see the scoreboard on our website. Good showing on the part of both teams from Garage Ride and GTM. It was a well thought series.

It was a lot of fun. And I’m really curious to see how the championship race turns out at Road Atlanta, which is a petite, petite Le Mans. 30 laps, two mandatory stops, mixed GTLM and LMP cars. So that should be an exciting finale. If you haven’t tuned in yet, you should tune in for that race. It’s going to be a lot of fun.

So we look forward to that. And, uh, again, thanks for everybody that has contributed. If you haven’t. So far, and you’re still in time to donate to the cause. You can go to our website and search VRL for charity. That’s VRL virtual racing [01:24:00] league for charity, uh, on the website. And there’s links to bring you to those spots where you can donate and do all that kind of stuff.

Outside of that, there were some other things that happened during the winter. We saw a robo race car immediately crash into a wall. Uh, they tried to simulate, you know, what Audi did and a few others with, you know, quote unquote, autonomous driving on track. But this time they did it with an LMP car and it made it straight out of the pits, hooked a Louie and went right into the wall.

Crew Chief Brad: Auto drive technology.

Crew Chief Eric: Somebody has to touch the steering wheel to make it work. So that didn’t end very well, but outside of that, there were a couple other cool things that happened. You guys know, I’m a WRC fan, so this might only hit close to home for two other people in the world that are listening to this, but Yari Mati Latvala, the madman of WRC, one of the remaining kind of veterans of the sport, unlike a lot of the new guys that are in there, decided to throw down and kind of park his GR Yaris.

WRC car to the side [01:25:00] and jump into Carlos Sanz, 1991 Celica GT winning WRC Toyota.

Executive Producer Tania: They took the car out of a museum.

Crew Chief Eric: They take this 1991 Celica out of the museum and Yari throws down the gauntlet and says, I can guarantee you this car is as competitive as the new cars are. And everybody’s like, ah, what are you talking about?

And I’ve said this myself. I wonder if the old group B cars or even the later cars could compete with the new WRC cars. And I tell you what, I don’t want to give it away, but you got to watch the video. You got to check it out. I mean, he throws down in this thing and it is an awesome run. And I mean, he earned the title madman.

WRC for multiple reasons, but he does a hell of a showing. And I will say some of those old rally cars can still really send it at the end of the day. So that was a lot of fun. So check that out. Meanwhile, as we know, Ken Block has kind of pulled out of the gym, kind of world he’s kind of pulled back from the things he’s doing.

Obviously he’s big and still into [01:26:00] Hoonigan stuff and building crazy cars and all that, but Travis Pastrana has picked up the torch from Ken. And has now decided to get into that Jim Connor world and try to create some of those videos and him being from DMV area, specifically from Maryland and whatnot.

As some of you might recall, we talked about him trying to start up a track on the Eastern shore, specifically for rally and things like that. He decided as a publicity stunt, as now he’s engaging in this and involved with Subaru and things like that to jump. His Subaru WRC car across gasoline alley it basically there in the harbor in Annapolis.

And there’s a tons of videos of that. That was really cool to see. There’s some guys that I work with that happened to be there in person. And, you know, they were sending the videos around. Obviously it’s all very practiced and staged and timed, but it’s still kind of cool to see a rally car flying through the air.

In the middle of, you know, Annapolis

Crew Chief Brad: F1 driver, Lewis Hamilton, you know, you may have heard of him. He drives for the Petronas [01:27:00] F1 team from Mercedes, but he won his seventh lucky number seven F1 championship. And that’s all I have to say about that because it’s old hat now. Nobody gives a crap. The

Crew Chief Eric: question is, is he going to go for eight?

Right? I think that’s the question on everybody’s mind. He does

Crew Chief Brad: sign the contract with Mercedes for more time. So yes, he is going for eight.

Crew Chief Eric: So what we’re, what you’re telling me is it’s yet another boring season of F1 to come for 2021.

Crew Chief Brad: My prediction is Daniel Ricciardo is going to destroy in the McLaren and win his first championship.

That’s my prediction. That’s my hot take right now.

Crew Chief Eric: And we know from listening to the International Man of Mystery episode, folks like Judd are getting super excited because Alonzo is coming back this year as well. So true, true. It’d be interesting to dice up, you know, can Alonzo come back and be as competitive as he once was?

You know, I mean, obviously his hopes and dreams of getting that triple crown being the next, you know, Jim Clark, Mario Andretti to win Le [01:28:00] Mans Indy and F1 have Let’s say been shattered a little bit. So I’m excited to see him come back to F1 and dice it up. What I’m worried though, is as Tanya mentioned on the last official drive thru episode we did, you know, maybe he’s more of a Valentino Rossi.

He’s going to give those guys a run for their money, but is he going to push to take that championship away from Hamilton in this 2021 season? That’s what I’m thinking. Personally,

Crew Chief Brad: cause he, he’s going to Renault.

Crew Chief Eric: Correct.

Crew Chief Brad: I don’t think the Renault is. Competitive. So I don’t think he’s going to do well, but one person I’m anxious to see or excited to see is Sebastian hair loss.

Vettel in the Aston Martin. So he lost it. He lost more hair. So he’s lighter now, but in that Aston Martin, you’ll, if you recall, that is the, uh, the former of the racing point car, which was actually very competitive and won a couple of races last year. It’s got a Mercedes drive train. So it’s. It’s actually a really good car.

And I think with [01:29:00] Vettel driving, you know, I I’m excited to see the kind of year he has after such a disappointing year with Ferrari last year. So what I heard was it’s not an Aston Martin. It’s an Aston Martin chassis. I believe.

Crew Chief Eric: But it’s like a Tata power plant and

Crew Chief Brad: a Mercedes drivetrain. So the only thing that can beat a Mercedes apparently is another Mercedes.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. We’ll take that with a grain of salt and I guess we’ll see what happens. It wouldn’t be a drive through episode if we didn’t finally get to our fan favorite section, known as. Would you like some fries with that?

So take it away, Tanya.

Executive Producer Tania: Of course you have to click when the title says, Florida Man Builds Very Florida Jeep. You can’t not click and see what that says. Apparently this guy, I don’t know why, he, he does have a 2020 Jeep Gladiator that he cut in half. That seems like a good use. Of, uh, of a Jeep Gladiator.

Anyway, cutting, cut it in half to create this [01:30:00] custom Jeep that looks like it could have been part of Mad Max films. I don’t know. And it’s got two extra wheels in the back. Um, so it’s a six wheel Jeep Gladiator now. Um, I assume for the intents of the photo, the doors are off just to be off. I assume you can put them back on, but maybe you can’t, maybe you just ride open to the wind all the time.

I mean, it’s just. Looks like something preparing for end of days, maybe. And you got like six of the other Florida buddies on the back with guns. I don’t know.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, is this an attempt to build a cheap six by six G wagon like Mercedes had because

Executive Producer Tania: apparently he put an LS three, 500 horsepower engine in it also.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, okay. Hold on. Why would you buy a new car? Could you just go buy an old like YJ and do the same thing?

Crew Chief Brad: That question is as old as time. That’s what Jeep people do. When I was on the Jeep forums, because I used to be a Jeep person, you would find people [01:31:00] spending 45, 000 for a brand new JK Unlimited Rubicon, taking all the Rubicon out of it and putting another 50 grand into upgraded axles and wheels and tires and suspension and all kinds of the crap.

You’re right. Why not just start with an ax or a sport. you know, something base model or something older and just do that. It, this just baffles my mind. I’m going to spend 60 grand on a Jeep gladiator truck and then spend 250 grand to make it whatever the hell this thing is.

Crew Chief Eric: But it wouldn’t be a Florida man story if it didn’t involve catching on fire, a scented candle, dumpster water, uh, Gators.

I mean, there’s gotta be something, you know, did he print a check? and bought it from Walmart. I mean, there’s got to be more to this, right?

Executive Producer Tania: Apparently, I mean, it’s for sale. So there’s an ad other than the fact that they have poor spellings and grammar and apparently it tows 12, 000 foot pounds.

Crew Chief Brad: What does that mean?

Executive Producer Tania: According to the ad,

Crew Chief Brad: 12, 000 pounds of food. [01:32:00] Feet, it

Executive Producer Tania: that has 12,000 foot pounds of towing capacity. So the hat that for whatever that possibly means,

Oh my God.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, I don’t know. And, and according to the ad, the listing, it, it can take on and off road challenges and double quote the article in, in that listing effortlessly hits 90 miles an hour on the highway and not be all over three lanes.

Crew Chief Brad: Not me. That is marketing gold right there. I’ll be all over it. So wait, can it mountain bike trail? That’s what I want to know. No, it cannot.

Executive Producer Tania: It can take off road challenges. So I

Crew Chief Eric: mean, if a soccer field is an off road challenge for this thing, I mean, I. Okay, hands down. I get it, but

Crew Chief Brad: I will tell you this thing looks killer parked outside the local Starbucks

Crew Chief Eric: Does it fit in the parking spot?

Crew Chief Brad: It fits in three of them

It does long ones like a cracker barrel [01:33:00] fits it,

Crew Chief Brad: but it’s not all up all over four lanes

Tesla gonna Tesla

Executive Producer Tania: I feel like there’s been more than just this time that it’s happened, or maybe this is the same article I’m just misremembering, or it happened again. Another Tesla model exploding in a garage in China.

Are they being used as bombs? Like, I mean, I’m not trying to make a joke of it, but it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.

Crew Chief Brad: This, this is a covert ops mission on the US to destroy China by blowing them up with Tesla batteries.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, there’s never really too much information about these articles. It’s just kind of like, Oh, this happened. And I’m like, I know, I’m pretty sure I’ve heard of it happening before. It’s unclear. I mean, could it be someone deliberately doing this?

Crew Chief Eric: You have a serial Tesla exploder. I don’t know.

Executive Producer Tania: Not trying to start a new rumor. No,

his perfume line, his perfume line is [01:34:00] called Musk by Elon. Well, you know this. That’s the scented

Crew Chief Brad: candle, Musk by Elon. This solves the problem of not being able to heat your Tesla with, you know, so you just start a fire.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh god.

All right, so I’m going to set the stage for you. Okay. Somewhere in This

Executive Producer Tania: is fantastic, and I’ve only watched like two

seconds. Somewhere in Appalachia, there is a race that none

Crew Chief Eric: of us have ever seen before, and it is considered the most insane Barbie racing ever. We posted this on the show notes, so you definitely need to check it out.

Executive Producer Tania: This is, this is 15 minutes, so I’m just going to All

you need is the first 10 seconds.

Crew Chief Eric: It is like a 15 minute video, but to Tanya’s point, you only need about 10 seconds to get the gist of where this is going.

Executive Producer Tania: This is [01:35:00] adults riding power wheels down rough dirt hill. It is

the funniest thing I have seen a long

Executive Producer Tania: time.

Oh, MG the, the, the crazy dangerous things people do and they’re like crashing. They’re like flipping off these things.

Crew Chief Eric: One guy makes it, one guy makes and the crowd goes. And it’s kind of funny because it’s like a J shaped ski slope almost, but it’s super rough to your point. And there’s people lining. I mean, I’m surprised they’re not out there with air horns and like cowbells and stuff like you’d see, but the wrecks are spectacular.

Executive Producer Tania: Is the guy who won, cause I’ve just been randomly fast forwarding through this thing is the guy who won the dude in the, in the United States flag onesie.

Crew Chief Eric: I think he’s the only one that makes it all the way down without the thing, blowing up, flipping over or crashing into the people. But it’s fantastic.

Crew Chief Brad: The guy I just saw, he made it all the way. He had to pick it up and carry it the rest of the way. Oh yeah,

it happens too because like it’s half busted, but it still [01:36:00] counts if they carry it across the line. It is outrageous. I’ve never

Executive Producer Tania: seen anything like this. He did make it down. He did make it down on like a, what looked like maybe a hummer.

Yes, yes, that’s the one.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.

Executive Producer Tania: And then he, and then he stands there in his United States flag, onesie, chugging a beer.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, again, motor sports fans, all sorts of different disciplines. And this one I’d never seen before. So apparently downhill power wheel, Super G is where it’s at right now.

Crew Chief Brad: I will tell you that this is not, I mean, there’s something very similar to this in the motorcycle world where they do it with big wheels on roads like tail of the dragon.

Crew Chief Eric: All I know is the rule book for this is non existent. It’s a paperback. And there are no safety regulations whatsoever.

Executive Producer Tania: This guy like went down. I think it was. Get a little G power. He like flipped over and like barrel rolled and all in three of the wheels like blew off its power wheels. That’s the man that takes

Crew Chief Brad: it [01:37:00] up and then carries it across the line.

Crew Chief Eric: It is amazing. This is definitely hashtag hold my beer. Well, I will say this, it’s right up there with some videos that we saw, and we may attach this to the show notes, which is the guys that are building the cardboard sleds and running them down the tube slides. This is right there with it, but this is more of the Shiner approach to that style of racing.

So, both worth watching, both absolutely hilarious. So, if you guys recall from a previous drive thru episode. I clued you in on one piece of would you like fries with that, where a gentleman wanted to figure out how good and show the world how good square bodies really are. So if you remember this clown, you know, it’s 20 minutes of your life you’ll never get back.

Well he created another video where he decided that he needed to put a Hellcat, brand new, on a set of horse and buggy wheels and see how far he could get. So I’m like, all right. Same idiot as before. [01:38:00] Let me clue in on this. Let me watch it. And I’m just baffled. He’s, you know, talking about a sponsor built these hubs for him so he could put these, you know, Conestoga wagon wheels on this thing and he makes it work.

I see the car in the garage. And my next question is, how does this thing turn? Are these hubs big enough? How does this change the geometry of the car? All this kind of stuff. So he pulls it out the garage and, you know, normal stupidity ensues and he’s doing burnouts and like all this kind of stuff and whatnot.

But he drives it into town, drives it through a McDonald’s drive through, like all these kinds of people are looking at him. He gets screwed up. spooked by the cops a little bit because he’s, you know, he’s driving, basically he’s driving around illegally on these horse and buggy wheels. They let him go by.

Then he, you know, tries to do some burnouts and whatnot. And by the end of this thing, you’re just appalled because you feel bad for the car because you notice the amount of damage he’s doing to it. The hubs aren’t big enough. The wagon wheels bashing into the fenders, they’re pinching the body panels and whatnot.

I mean, this brand new Hellcat is basically ruined. And then when he does this kind of final [01:39:00] burnout, the wagon wheel, the tire just like is obliterated. And then because of the way those tires are built, it ends up whipping the side of the car. And it just, it just beats the fenders in and it ruins the pain.

And, you know, they’re having, they’re laughing and having a good time. And I’m just like, this is just more internet brain rot. If you want to see what these guys are up to, check it out. We posted the video, but I just beside myself.

Crew Chief Brad: I’ve only got one question

Executive Producer Tania: for all the Quakers. Oh yeah. Yeah. The Amish rather.

Cause why does he have to dress up like that?

Crew Chief Eric: I don’t know. He didn’t do that in the square body video. So

Crew Chief Brad: I want to know when, at what point in the video does he die of dysentery? We’re gonna call that car the Oregon Trail.

Executive Producer Tania: But you never actually see, there’s never actually video of him turning. All the video is always ever of the steering wheel straight.

Trying to like skip through to see because I don’t understand. The turning radius would be a bit.

Crew Chief Eric: Horrendous, horrendous. I

Executive Producer Tania: mean a Volkswagen would [01:40:00] have a better turning radius. Than this thing.

Absolutely.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, cause you’re right. The, the little bicycle tire would just hit the fender after a minimal amount of steering wheel input.

That’s just, wow. Somebody who’s got too much money.

Crew Chief Brad: I just feel sad for that. Okay.

Crew Chief Eric: I guess that pretty much wraps up. Would you like fries with that? So let’s just touch on a couple quick pieces of news and some thank yous and whatnot. As we wrap up this final episode of the drive through for season one.

Something to note on our end. You know, we’re really planning to have a really cool year this year. You know, obviously last year was a bit of a bust. Um, we were able to launch the podcast and still do some, some events throughout 2020. We’re hoping 2021 will be a lot better for the GTN members and our fans and everybody else.

So we’ve got some exciting things planned. Obviously we have still not now nailed down. We’re still When and where summer bash is going to be. That’s always the big question. That’s our big anniversary party. So as soon as we know that we’ll let you guys know, we are still projecting on going to some big name events, uh, some [01:41:00] races and whatnot.

We’re going to, we’re going to maybe do some drag racing this year, some off roading this year. We’re going to go to tail the dragon. There’s a lot of really cool stuff 2021 schedule. So it’s not all. Just about going to the track and making some left and right turns and sometimes going straight, you know, look out for that.

Watch the club schedule on the, on our website and just stay tuned for more. I also want to do a quick shout out, you know, to all our sponsors. You know, we picked up some new relationships over the winter. You know, obviously a big thank you to Garage Riot for helping us out with the VRL. Big thank you again to Dave Peters and the guys at HPD Junkie for always supplying us with up to date information there.

You know, the boys at Chazz’s, you know, and so on down the line and all of our sponsors, we did pick up a new one Harper home services of Michigan. So if you’re in our new middle and west region, and you’re looking for somebody to help you out there with home remodeling and things like that, reach out to HHS.

Their website is Harper homes of michigan. com and you can see what’s going on there. But we do have a bunch of [01:42:00] new patrons to thank throughout these winter months. So we’re going to go through that list and make sure we do a quick shout out to all those folks that have been supporting us, you know, and funding us and things of that nature.

Crew Chief Brad: Big shout out to Christine and Amr, Jim and Sue Miller, Rebecca Griffith,

Crew Chief Eric: Harry Brill,

Crew Chief Brad: Michael Sonderby, John and Carolyn Wade.

Crew Chief Eric: And BJ, the better Harrington.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, I would, I would argue that Bruiser is the better Harrington. Well,

Crew Chief Eric: that’s true.

Crew Chief Brad: But we, we, we would be remiss if we did not give a shout out to the, the show’s, you know, creator and, uh, organizer and manager and all around great person.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, that’s true. Thank you for a great season one. We look forward to what’s coming in season two. And again, to everybody that’s out there, everything that we’re doing, the podcast, the Instagram, the website, the live streaming, the VRLs, the charity events, everything that we’ve done. We’ve got going on. We are super busy here at HQ.

[01:43:00] None of this stuff would be possible without your guys support as fans, as members, as contributors, as authors, you know, et cetera. And we want to thank all of our guests that have come on the show in season one. I mean, we could sit here and rattle off all their names and go back over the episodes, but you know what?

You can do that by visiting our podcast. You’re already listening to it, so go back and look at all those guests that we’ve had. We’ve put out almost 50 episodes in less than a year. So we are geared up to do about the same next year with all new content, all new guests, really big names, really awesome stuff.

So look forward to great and new content coming into this new year. 2021 season. So again, thank you all. You know, none of this would be possible without you. So we tip our hats and we say, here’s the next season. Goodbye. Bus

cars in back of us all just waiting to order. There’s some [01:44:00] idiot and a Volvo lights on behind me. Highly not going to scream. Hey, what you’re trying to do? Blind me. My wife says maybe we should

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out on www. gtmotorsports. org. You can also find us on Motorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, You can call or text us at 202 630 1770, or send us an email at crewchief at gtmotorsports.

org. We’d love to hear from you.

Crew Chief Eric: Hey everybody, Crew Chief Eric here. We really hope you enjoyed this episode of Break Fix, and we wanted to remind you that GTM remains a no annual fees organization. And our goal is to continue to bring you quality episodes like this one at no charge. As a loyal listener, please consider subscribing to our Patreon for [01:45:00] bonus and behind the scenes content, extra goodies, and GTM swag.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction and Sponsorships
  • 00:54 Season One Finale and Upcoming Season Two
  • 01:52 Volkswagen 2022 Golf R Review
  • 04:12 Volkswagen’s Manual Transmission and Model Changes
  • 07:59 Stellantis Merger and SRT Division Changes
  • 11:48 New Jeep Grand Cherokee L
  • 14:03 SSC Tuatara Speed Record Controversy
  • 17:27 Super Bowl Car Commercials
  • 28:35 Toyota GR Yaris vs. Nissan GTR Nismo
  • 31:39 Retro Car Sales: Dodge Viper
  • 33:29 Viper vs. Jeep Patriot: A Surprising Sales Comparison
  • 34:26 Modding the Viper: A Japanese Tuner’s Unique Take
  • 36:56 Porsche’s Attempt to Replace the 911: The 928 Prototype
  • 40:46 Reviving the Mark II Escort: A UK Company’s Ambitious Project
  • 42:16 Audi e-tron GT: A New Era of Electric Performance
  • 47:30 The C8 Corvette: New Versions and a Hybrid Twist
  • 49:57 Fiat 500 Drag Race: A Battle Across Decades
  • 55:02 Ford Mustang Mach-E: A Controversial EV
  • 01:05:19 Renault R5 EV: A Retro Revival
  • 01:06:31 Hyundai Ioniq 5: Entering the EV Hot Hatch Market
  • 01:08:17 BMW’s Bold Design Choices
  • 01:08:55 Rolls Royce Enters the EV Market
  • 01:10:36 Tesla’s Reliability and Financial Secrets
  • 01:14:39 Global Chip Shortage Impact on EVs
  • 01:17:38 Motor Sports News and Updates
  • 01:22:38 Virtual Racing League for Charity
  • 01:24:06 Winter Highlights and Fun Stories
  • 01:40:15 Wrapping Up Season One

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Rust Valley – Returns!

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According to the great and powerful Instagram, our favorite band of Canadian RUSToration experts returns for a 4th Season, starting Feb 18th, 2021 on Stack TV and Amazon Prime. The show is still produced by History Channel Canada, but moved it’s distribution contract from Netflix to Amazon. And in case you missed out on the previous 3 seasons, here’s a quick Bingers-Notes Recap! 


Season 1

Rust Valley Restorers (RVR) Season 1 sets the stage by following Rust Bros owner Mike Hall’s attempt to restore and sell the over 400 cars he’s amassed over his lifetime. The show takes place on-site at Mike’s property along the Trans-Canada highway in what’s known as “rust valley” nestled in the Rocky Mountains region of central British Columbia. At 62 years old, Mike (above:center) with the help of his son Connor (above:right) and best friend Avery (above:left) has decided he needs to thin the herd of his “metallic hallucinations” – a task that is nearly at a point of costing him more than its worth. This show is a diamond in the rough to say the least, but that’s part of it’s charm. >> Check out the full review


Season 2

On May 8th 2020, Netflix in partnership with History Channel Canada released Season-2 for our enjoyment! Season-2 pickups up right where we left off last year, but with a slight change. The mantra of “saving the business at all costs” isn’t as ever-present as it was in Season-1. It is now replaced with the idea of “restoring cars that the average person can afford” and the 42-minute documentary/reality TV format starts to take on a “personal build”  (for a customer) along with a “shop build” (which will be flipped to pay the bills) rhythm. One other change comes in the re-organization of the business, Avery has been brought on full-time and promoted to shop manager (over Connor); in charge of projects, parts and purchasing. >> Check out the full review!


Season 3 

If you have been following along with our previous seasons of Rust Valley Restorers you’ll remember that we were left somewhat… unfulfilled, earlier this year. And what I mean by that is Season 2 was only 6 episodes long and ends on a twist. Leaving Avery Shoaf, Mike’s best friend and shop manager, throwing down his gauntlet proclaiming his independence from RUST BROS. WHOA!  You could call it a cliff-hanger… but does a RUSToration show really need that? It’s been about 6 months and we were legitimately surprised to see Netflix release another 6 episodes on 8/21/2020 labeled “Season 3”  for us to enjoy and maybe-just-maybe get some closure. >> Check out the full review!


Season 4

We don’t know much… but we know we love youuuuu! And we’re super excited for the return of RVR with it’s 4th Season. Even with the content distribution change, we’re still going to cherish every minute of the show and be sure to bring you a binge-worthy review! Stay tuned for more updates. And look forward to RVR on it’s new home on Stack TV and Amazon Prime starting Feb 18th, 2021.

The Seven Deadly Sounds: What Your Car Is Trying to Tell You

At Gran Touring Motorsports, we believe every car has a story – and sometimes, it’s told through sound. Whether you’re carving corners on track days or commuting in your daily driver, your vehicle is constantly communicating. In this episode of Break/Fix podcast, hosts Brad and Eric decode the “seven deadly sounds” that signal trouble under the hood, behind the wheels, and everywhere in between.

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1. 🪙 Coins in the Dryer

If your car sounds like a pocketful of change tumbling in a dryer, check your wheels – specifically the lug nuts. This metallic rattle often means they’re loose or improperly torqued. Pull over immediately, reduce speed, and inspect. Never tighten lugs while hot, as it risks stripping the studs.

2. 🛞 Tire Moans, Groans, and Cupping

Tire noise is more than an annoyance – it’s a diagnostic clue. Diagonally siped tires tend to hum more than block-pattern ones. Uneven wear, especially cupping, can cause rhythmic “whoa whoa” sounds. Regular rotation helps, but once cupping sets in, it’s hard to reverse. Also, don’t rely solely on TPMS alerts – check pressures manually, especially during seasonal temperature swings.

3. 🔊 Thumping and Flat Spots

A rhythmic thump after your car’s been sitting? You might have flat-spotted tires. This can happen from long-term parking or aggressive braking. If the tire’s internal belts are damaged, replacement is the only fix. Ignoring this can lead to unsafe driving and poor handling.

4. 🛑 Squealing, Grinding, and Growling Brakes

Brake sounds range from high-pitched squeals to deep growls. Squealing often means your pads are nearing the end of their life. Grinding? You’re likely down to metal-on-metal contact. On track, pad compound, rotor buildup, and heat cycles all play a role. If you hear a loud “pang” or “clang,” your rotor may have cracked – stop driving immediately.

5. 🔁 Popping and Clicking While Turning

That finger-snapping sound during tight turns? It’s likely a failing CV joint, especially in front-wheel or all-wheel drive cars. If it snaps completely, you’ll lose drive power. Replace axles in pairs – they age together. Rear-wheel drive cars have different failure modes, often felt more than heard.

6. 🔩 Rhythmic Squeaks from the Drivetrain

A meat-grinder-like squeak from underneath could be worn universal joints or center bearings, especially in trucks and rear-wheel drive vehicles. These parts transfer power from the engine to the wheels. Left unchecked, they can fail catastrophically, leaving you stranded.

7. 🎶 Howling, Whining, and Singing Bearings

If your cabin sounds like an airplane, your wheel bearings may be shot. The noise persists and worsens with speed. CV joint failure can also take out bearings due to shared load paths. Rear differential issues can mimic this sound – inspect for leaks and avoid driving if the noise escalates.

Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Understanding the Language of Your Car
  • 00:56 The Seven Deadly Sounds
  • 01:30 Coins in the Dryer: Wheel and Tire Issues
  • 02:21 Tire Noise and Maintenance
  • 08:20 Brake Sounds: Squealing, Grinding, and Growling
  • 11:32 CV Joints and Axle Sounds
  • 15:48 Exhaust System and Drivetrain Noises
  • 17:42 Transmission and Bearing Sounds
  • 22:54 Suspension Knocking and Street Car Differences
  • 23:19 Under Hood Squealing: Belts and Bearings
  • 25:16 Fuel Pump and Alternator Sounds
  • 27:55 Power Steering and Other Engine Noises
  • 28:34 Rod Knock and Engine Misfires
  • 33:29 Diesel Engine Sounds
  • 35:32 Electric and Interior Car Noises
  • 37:07 Exhaust Issues and Carbon Monoxide Risks
  • 40:29 Brake Safety and Roadside Assistance
  • 43:19 Conclusion and Additional Resources

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Grand Touring Motorsports started as a social group of car enthusiasts, but we’ve expanded into all sorts of motorsports disciplines, and we want to share our stories with you. Years of racing, wrenching, and motorsports experience brings together a top notch collection of knowledge and information through our podcast, Brake Fix.

What’s going on everybody? It’s me, back again, your host, Brad, the triple six. With me, as always, is my co host Eric. Hello! For today’s episode, we’re going to talk about the language of your car. High performance driving requires intense concentration and focus. Often leading to ignoring important signals your vehicle may be sharing with you.

Your car is always talking to you.

Crew Chief Eric: There’s a lot of sounds going on in a car. I mean, most people, you know, go down the road not worrying about it.

Crew Chief Brad: You better listen to the sounds that it makes. We say high performance driving, but also this applies to just street driving as well. But there are Seven deadly sounds much like the seven deadly [00:01:00] sins that you should listen out for from your car because they tell you something they tell you about the health of your vehicle and what’s going on.

So, without further ado, we’re going to get into a quick guide about the 7 deadly sound.

Crew Chief Eric: So we’re going to dive into the technical again. This does apply to both your street car and your track car. And remember, we use the term track loosely. It applies to all sorts of different things. Disciplines. And again, this is going to be a quick guide to get you familiar with that.

We’re going to play audio clips of the sounds themselves. That way you can become more familiar with them and then give you a, an explanation of what they mean. So we’re going to start off with coins in the dryer.

So if you can identify a sound that’s reminiscent of coins in the dryer, they’re usually coming from your wheels. And it’s a strong possibility that your lug nuts or bolts might be improperly torqued. So what we recommend is you pull off as soon as possible, reduce your speed, stay offline or stay on the shoulder, turn on your flashers [00:02:00] and limp to safety.

If you feel that a wheel is beginning to wobble, you should reduce your speed immediately and pull off as there is a chance you might have lost the lug or the wheel is now completely loose. Remember, never tighten your lugs while they’re hot. You may run the risk of stripping or breaking a lug bolt or a stud.

There’s one other sound that most people don’t diagnose very well. Tire noise. That’s an annoyance. I used to drive my dad nuts. Like, he would buy a tire and if it made noise on his drive home, he’d return them. Cause he’s like, I can’t, these are just going to get worse as they get older. Yes,

Crew Chief Brad: I’ve got friends that do that too.

Crew Chief Eric: And some of it has to do with the tire design. You know, those diagonally siped tires. Tires tend to have a different harmonic than a block tire. Block tire is a lot quieter than some of those high performance tires. So they tend to moan and they tend to get worse the older they get. Now, this isn’t true of race tires because they’re so soft, tend to not make really any noise at all, unless you’re going through a corner too fast and they start squealing at you.

But that’s a whole nother conversation for another day. Let’s say you’re on an all season [00:03:00] tire. A lot of people probably drive SUVs. It’s just kind of like a really low whisper, almost like wind noise, which some cars also depends on how they’re put together. There’s just that road noise and there’s an acceptable amount of road noise in every car.

So if that’s something that’s just often overlooked, I’m actually not a fan of cars that are completely quiet. That’s why the first time I got into a Tesla, I was really freaked out because electric cars. Make no noise. So it starts making a noise. It’s indicative of a problem, right? There’s something going on.

There’s something wrong

Crew Chief Brad: going back to tires. If you’ve got a truck and you, or you’ve got the either mud terrains or some of the knobby or all terrains, or even some off road tires. Yeah, they make that. Whoa, whoa, It’s you, your tires aren’t rotated properly. They’re not wearing evenly. It’s a cupping of the tire tread.

So be mindful of your tire rotations, uh, that it can help prevent that. I don’t know if there’s a way to actually. Fix it once you’ve you’ve got it I think if you rotate the tires more often there may be a way to get it to [00:04:00] to finally wear evenly again But that’s where that comes from.

Crew Chief Eric: How do you know if you have enough air?

How do you know if you have too much, you know things like

Crew Chief Brad: that? So the manufacturer posts their recommendations for stock equipment inside the door Does that also hold true if you have different aftermarket wheels and tires? Is the tire pressures still the same or where do you get the information on that?

Crew Chief Eric: The tried and true method is the autocross method of chalking, chalking

Crew Chief Brad: your tires

Crew Chief Eric: under pressure, under pressure, meaning under driving pressure to figure out how they’re reacting to the air you have in them and all that kind of stuff. But outside of that, there used to be this late eighties, early nineties was like 10 pounds of air per.

Thousand pounds of car. And I’m like, yeah, that doesn’t really compute anymore. I have a 2000 pound car, so I’m going to run 20 pounds of air. I mean, yeah, I guess. But every tire compound is different. Every sidewall construction is different. We have tires with reinforced sidewalls, even for the street that, and I’m not talking just about run flats.

There are some [00:05:00] high performance summer tires that you wouldn’t be able to tell that they have five pounds of air in them when they’re sitting on the ground. So you really have to check them. And I was going to mention your TPMSs, which is your tire pressure monitor system, especially on modern cars, just.

Because your TPMS is not going off, doesn’t mean you don’t have the right amount of air for your vehicle because there’s a threshold before they kick on and start alarming you that, Hey, it’s time to go put air in these tires. So again, you have to judge that you have to look at the specs. You have to look at the tire you’re getting.

I have now load rated tires on the Jeep for towing and they tend to shake. Because the sidewall is so much stiffer and I’ve been playing with air pressure and you know, a couple of pounds here, a couple of pounds there. I’ve, I’ve kind of found a sweet spot where they don’t cup anymore and I get a better ride out of them.

And I’m, you know, I’m not shaking at 60 miles an hour, you know, when I’m not towing the vehicle. So again, a lot of that is trial and error. A lot of it is playing a lot of is talking to other people. We do the same thing for high performance tires where, Hey, what’s the recommended. Pressure for a Hoosier [00:06:00] 36.

If you weigh X amount, plus your Brett and you weigh 9, 000 pounds and drive.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, he runs Pirelli’s anyway.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. Yeah. So it totally doesn’t work for him. Again, there’s some tried and true methods. The other thing is every time the weather changes, especially in the spring and the fall, where you get the, you know, what they call the Indian summer, where in September it’s 80 degrees and then it’s.

30 at night, and then it’ll be 70 the next day. And it’s very back and forth. You need to check your tire pressures. If you’re not running nitrogen to check those tire pressures, because they fluctuate a lot because the ground heats up, the tire heats up with it. And then at night, when everything cools off and that heat dissipates and radiates off, your tires are cooling down too.

Which means that the air molecules inside of there are expanding, attracting, and your tire pressures will fluctuate because tires don’t. Exactly. Seal as well as people think they do. And if you drive your car hard and we’ve tested this, a wheel will rotate on a tire without breaking the bead and you can lose some [00:07:00] air while that’s happening.

Crew Chief Brad: Uh, correction. A tire will rotate on a wheel.

Crew Chief Eric: Yes. Well,

Crew Chief Brad: we don’t, we don’t want to get called out in the comment section.

So if you’re in your car and you hear, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. But you’re listening to strong, bad, welcome to 2001.

Crew Chief Eric: I will say, since we are talking about tires, if you hear a thumping and the car has been sitting for a long time, there’s a good chance of those tires are flat spotted and a flat spot can come two ways.

One from sitting too long and not having enough air and the tire literally becomes flat and kind of square. And so it has to round itself back out. So you’ll get this kind of thumping until the tires round themselves out. Now, in the case of. Putting a flat spot in a tire where you’ve ground away rubber, you can’t add it back.

So they become very square and they tend to have the same [00:08:00] thumping rhythmic thumping sound. And the only way to fix that is to get rid of the tires. Now, if you’ve had a, if you’ve had a car that sat for a long time and say it broke one of the belts in the tire, there’s a good chance of that tire is trash.

So you’re never going to get rid of the thumping. And it’s not necessarily a good thing to have a broken belt inside of a tire because that tire will collapse. Next up, squealing, grinding, or growling noises coming from your car. Squealing So what you have there is both a high pitched and low pitched version of the grinding sound or the squealing sound.

And this is usually coming from the brakes, but more specifically the brake pads. In everyday conditions, squealing brakes are usually an indicator that your pads are getting close to the end of their effective use. And the recommendation is to replace them very soon. On the track, brakes squeal for a plethora of different reasons.

It could be the pad compound, it could be buildup on the rotor, it could be the difference in heat between the rotor and the pad. If you have a race pad, they tend to heat up and cool down very quickly. But that’s not the end. [00:09:00] In both cases, If you hear a heavy grinding or growling, a more

low pitch instead of high pitch sound that’s coming from your brakes, this is an indication that you’ve exceeded the usefulness of those brake pads and you could be running on bare metal or even just the backing planes. If you have a thudding, thumping, or vibration in the steering only while you’re braking, it’s usually a good sign of brake material deposit, also known as pad material transfer or buildup, and some people mislabel this as warping, which will eventually lead to a possible rotor crack.

So you need to pull off as soon as you can, let the vehicle cool down, Before you start inspecting the brake system, brakes run at a very high operating temperature. Even when you’re just driving on the street, you’d be amazed how hot those rotors get. Look at the edge of the pad to see if there’s any sort of bubbling, because that’s an indicator that the pads are actually overheating and beginning to break down.

Look [00:10:00] for fissures. Micro fissures are pretty common on a rotor because as they age, the metals start to break down and they start to separate. But if you’re seeing something that you can dig your fingernail into, into that rotor, there’s a very good chance that that thing’s going to crack. And you’ll hear it by a loud kind of pang or clang sound as that rotor snaps.

The effectiveness of the, of the brakes is then is basically zero. And it’s advisable that you do not operate the vehicle with a cracked rotor. Again, a Creek bang or a Creek pop coming from the brakes during a cool down period is a sign that the rotor might have just cracked.

Crew Chief Brad: And with, uh, with our track cars, I mean, I’m.

I think I change my rotors every year, whether they’re, they need to be changed or not. I keep one of the used ones just as a spare backup, just in case.

Crew Chief Eric: They’re one of our members and some of our listeners will recall this. We were at Watkins Glen and he put the piston through the back of the backing plate and it went right into the rotor.

I mean, it damaged everything. Had to get a new brake caliper. Like all sorts of stuff and so you don’t want to get to that point with your brakes I mean granted it was stopping because [00:11:00] it was still metal on metal But it’s all the wrong compounds talking to each other and the sound was was absolutely horrendous.

Crew Chief Brad: Was that a honda?

Crew Chief Eric: It was

Crew Chief Brad: it was a honda.

Crew Chief Eric: It was one of those big block hondas, too

Crew Chief Brad: Ah, right. I know exactly who we’re talking about

Crew Chief Eric: next up We’re going to talk about a finger snapping popping or clicking sound you might hear from the car

Now this sound is really more common in a front wheel drive or all wheel drive vehicle, especially during turning. Usually the sound will disappear when the wheels are straight, and the sound is indicative that a front CV, also known as a constant velocity joint, is beginning to fail. Prolonged use of the vehicle going down the highway, you know, trying to get it home or to the repair shop probably won’t leave you stranded, but generally a turn into a parking spot because the steering is under full lock and the [00:12:00] CV is completely extended will usually cause the CV to finally give up and snap with a kind of very distinguishable.

Pop or snap sound. And then all of a sudden the car will just accelerate and go nowhere.

Crew Chief Brad: I know a loud pop cruising at 70 miles an hour under a wide open throttle means that you’re just broke an axle because you go from 70 to 30 or

Crew Chief Eric: you’ve just burned the clutch out and it’s revving for no reason because the clutch isn’t engaging.

So that’s a whole nother one.

Crew Chief Brad: That’s true. That’s true. That’s true.

Crew Chief Eric: The solution to that problem is generally an axle replacement. Our recommendation is if you feel that your CV joints are suspect, both the inners or outers, generally it’s the outers that cause this noise. It’s, it’s important that you replace both axles so that you know that they’re aging together because there’s a very good chance if one of the axles in the vehicle is going bad, the one on the opposite side is equally as old and probably ready to give up as well.

[00:13:00] So replace them as a pair. They’re generally not that expensive, especially if you’re using, you know, Cheaper aftermarket parts instead of OEM. We’re used to paying, you know, anywhere from 60 to less than a hundred dollars per axle and on the street, they’ll go for years and years and years at the track, they could go one or two events.

It all really depends. Obviously, if you’re stressing the car out at the track, it’s a good idea to look into some higher quality parts, maybe some drag axles or things designed specifically for racing, but for the street. It doesn’t really matter the type of axle you get

Crew Chief Brad: before we move on to the next one eric I want to go ahead and jump in here now for The cv joints and the axles and the sounds that that makes you mentioned front wheel drive or all wheel drive Now, can you explain to the layman?

Why? These types of sounds are prone to those cars. And also is there a rear wheel drive equivalent sound that people should listen for?

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. The reason on a front wheel drive, it’s more prevalent is because as we’ve mentioned on a previous episode, front wheel [00:14:00] drive vehicles. Are doing a lot more work.

It’s doing accelerating, braking and turning all on those front two wheels. The rear wheels are really along for the ride. We’ll talk about wheel bearings here in a minute. The rear wheels are just on, on a spindle on, on a wheel bearing. And they’re just, they’re just there to keep the car from. dragging metal on the ground in a rear wheel drive car.

It’s basically the opposite. The front wheels are held on by a spindle with a wheel bearing and they’re just rolling around and you’re only using those front two wheels for steering. So there is no CV joint there. You have a spindle with ball joints that are turning and those will tend to go and begin to wobble, but they don’t make a lot of sound.

It’s very difficult to diagnose. A ball joint problem or a control arm problem because they don’t really make a lot of sound But you’ll feel it in the steering There’ll be a wobbling sensation or shimmy in the steering that will indicate maybe you need to look into that Also with the rear wheel drive car It’s very difficult to diagnose a cv problem in the rear because again the rear wheels are now being driven By the differential which has axles [00:15:00] associated with it, which will have inner and outer cv joints They’re under different load than a front wheel drive because they’re just Used to propel the car.

Obviously there’s G forces against the suspension that will change the camber, but it’s not a constant velocity joint. Like like on a front wheel drive car where they’re constantly moving in every which direction. They’re really only moving the car forward and spinning in that forward forward in reverse motion too.

So it’s a lot more difficult to diagnose it. So really you have to get under the car periodically and check the axle for play. See if it starts making noise or is knocking around there. You may hear them knock into the differential or hear some grinding noise or something like that, but it’s going to be very extreme cases that you’re going to hear that.

So much more difficult to diagnose. You’re probably not going to hear it from the outside of the car, like you do in a front wheel drive. A sound that you may hear that’s similar to this when the car is sitting still after you’ve driven it for a long period of time, or maybe you’ve just come off track, you’ll hear the same kind of popping, pinging, or clanking [00:16:00] sound coming from underneath the car.

This is generally the sound associated with the exhaust system cooling down. And that’s because exhaust systems are usually made of dissimilar metals, especially the catalytic converters, which are full of all sorts of precious metals that heat and expand and contract at different rates. And so the sounds of them cooling down, you’ll hear them popping and clanging and banging from underneath the car.

It really isn’t anything to be concerned about. It’s just kind of the normal behavior of those metals as they react to temperature change. Other parts of the drive train to be concerned with, you’ll hear this kind of rhythmic squeaking.

So it almost sounds like a meat grinder. It’s like a real just rhythmic squeaking, like creak, creak, creak, creak, creak. That’s generally going to be found on rear wheel drive vehicles, a lot of trucks where they use universal joints. center bearings for the differential on the long shaft that connects the front or transmission or transfer case to the back.

These components send power front to [00:17:00] the back of the vehicle. You’ll also maybe hear sounds like this on an all wheel drive vehicle that’ll have multiple differentials and all sorts of, you know, different bearings along the drive train. You can generally continue to drive the vehicle and just kind of put up with the noise.

For a while, however, prolonged abuse will result in a bearing failure, which will lead to more serious issues. It could also lead to universal joint completely collapsing and the drive shaft will just separate. And then you’re left stranded because now you can no longer deliver power from, you know, the engine.

To the driving wheels of the vehicle. So it’s something you want to get look into. It’s a little bit more difficult task because there’s more components that need to be removed than there is in the case of, you know, changing an axle or changing a wheel bearing or something like that. But one of the other things that we didn’t really mention is transmission sounds.

It’s not a deadly sound. So transmissions will make noises. They’ll shift funky. They’re actually very deceptive. Because they don’t tend to make a lot of noise. They’re all, everything inside the transmission is encased in [00:18:00] fluid. And so it’s difficult to identify sounds. And when transmissions do make sounds, yeah, they’re pretty much toast.

Now in a race car, it really depends on the kinds of gears you have, because I had a trans that had cut gears. And I mean, it’s screams like an airplane, but that’s pretty normal because they’re just noisy. Right. But it’s, it’s really nothing to worry about. The transmission is going to, especially in a manual is going to give you different feedback from the synchros being bad, but you know, you’re going to get that grinding force feedback from the shifter where it doesn’t want to go in gear.

And when a gear grinds, it’s kind of like a, you know, but you feel it in your hand. There’s a vibration there. Right. In the shifter, you’re not going to get that in an automatic and automatic. You’re just going to kind of feel it shifting hard. And then the motor will rev weird. And when the clutch is going bad or the clutch is burned out, the car will accelerate and all of a sudden it’ll just rev up and not go anywhere, which is similar to what happens when an axle breaks, except that when the clutch is burnt out, you still have forward motion.

And when the [00:19:00] axle breaks, unless you have a really good differential, the car isn’t going anywhere. So next up on the list, we’re actually going to talk about howling whining or singing coming from your vehicle

Most of the time it’s bearings and the reason you know, it’s a wheel bearing Especially is because inside the cabin just like you heard in the audio clip It will sound like you’re inside of an airplane and the sound is pretty constant. As long as the car is rolling, it actually tends to get worse. The faster you go.

So you’re not going to defeat the sound. You’re not going to find a speed where the sound is going to go away. Once that wheel bearing is shot, it’s just going to drive you crazy. Bearings are metal components designed to help connected parts, usually parts that are pressed together, rotate more smoothly.

There’s different types of wheel bearings, ball bearings, sleeve bearing, et cetera. And on most front wheel drive and all wheel drive vehicles, when a CV joint fails, a It [00:20:00] tends to have a cascading effect and take the wheel bearing with it because a lot of wheel bearings are what they call also a split bearing.

So it’s a multi piece bearing. And when the, when the CVs start to go, everything starts to loosen, it starts to pull the bearing apart. And then the bearing will, will fail at the same time. CV joint noise can also be confused with wheel bearing noise. Because the noise conditions are similar, they’re coming from the same space, but the sounds change while you’re turning.

And that’s the key differentiator between a CV joint that’s going bad and a wheel bearing. A wheel bearing makes noise all the time. You can continue to drive with worn bearings, but be prepared to replace the hubs and spindles very soon. If you have a rear wheel drive vehicle and the sound seems to come from the rear of the vehicle while accelerating, and you hear this similar sound, there’s a good chance it’s a problem with the differential and not necessarily the wheel bearing.

Pull everything apart, inspect the differential for signs of leaking. If the sound is getting progressively worse, Do not continue to operate the vehicle. There is always a chance that the bearing [00:21:00] wheel sees, and it will lock up a wheel. Know your wheel is not going to fall off your car. There’s, there’s big bolts in there kind of keeping everything together.

It’s just not advised to go for long periods of time on bad bearings because it does lead to progressively worse issues. And again, it’s a cascading effect. The sage advice here is if the sound results in a vibration of some sort. It’s indicative of another component failing. Remember I mentioned it’s very difficult to pinpoint like a ball joint that’s failing or a control arm.

Even with spherical hind joint, tubular control arms, even those hind joints fail and they knock and it sounds like somebody’s knocking on your front door. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. Every time you hit a bump, you’re like, knock, knock, knock. What the hell is that? You know, the control arms hopping up and down inside there.

The same is true of a standard controller, not even a race one. When the bushing goes, you’ll feel this weird kind of hopping in the suspension, but you also hear a knocking sound coming from that. There’s other clangs and pangs that race cars will make because coilovers. [00:22:00] Tend to just kind of sit there until they have pressure on them.

Unlike a normal, you know, McPherson progressive spring setup, where there’s always tension, some coilovers are loose and so you’ll hear them rattle and clang, especially when you’re turning and it almost sounds like an old box spring where it’d be like, and you’re like, well, what the heck was that? And it’s usually when you’re tight, turn like out of the paddock or whatever.

And then as you straighten it back out, you hear this. And it goes back the other way and you’re like, Oh, it’s just the helper springs doing their thing. You don’t really worry about it.

Crew Chief Brad: I can’t say I’ve ever actually heard that on track, but driving around the paddock, I definitely have heard.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s low speeds.

Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: Exactly. Because once the car has pressure, be it aerodynamic pressure, load from driving, etc. The coils are, let’s call them activated at that point. And so there’s, there’s the adequate amount of pressure to keep everything together, but for whatever reason, at low speed, when the car settles, everything just tends to sag a little bit.

And those they’re just free floating, but just a little bit. And this is also true if you have camber plates. Because [00:23:00] they tend to just kind of knock a little bit until they settle back into place. And then you go about your business. None of this is true on a street car, because for instance, if you have a strut bearing go, it’s going to be a similar knocking to if you had a control arm go bad.

So again, anything that’s knocking from the front. Is usually suspension related. So next up is what we call under hood squealing. And there’s a couple of different things to listen to there.

So you’ve probably heard that sound before it’s indicative of a belt. You hear it during startup and then maybe it goes away after the engine warms up, or you hear it under acceleration, especially in the rain, or maybe you just turned on the air conditioner and you just get this squealing sound. You really need to look at the pulleys.

You need to look at any accessory belts if you’re in a multi belt system, and you need to check on the serpentine belt and its tensioners. Sometimes, It’s a [00:24:00] bearing like let’s say in the power steering pump or one of the other pulleys and a quick shot of you know White lightning or some lube or wd 40 will make it go away, but that’s not the end solution There’s a there’s a lubrication problem with those bearings there But if it’s a belt problem where a belt is slipping on a pulley again that same sound you’re going to hear that As the system is operating.

And in some cases when it does warm up, maybe the belt gets a little bit more flexible. It tends to lose the rigidity when it has, when it’s cold. And that’s also indicative that your belt is getting too old and it might be time to replace it. You know, new belts are going to be a lot softer. They’re not going to have these types of squealing issues.

Now, if you did just put a brand new belt on and it does start to squeal, there’s a good chance you’ve over tightened the belt tensioner. So maybe relieve a little bit of pressure on there. Check the specifications by your manufacturer of how tight that belt should be. There are some easy tests about, you know, twisting the belt and squeezing the belt to see what kind of give it has it, you know, if there’s not a lot [00:25:00] of resistance coming from the belt, it’s too loose.

If there’s a ton of resistance and it doesn’t want to budge, it’s too tight. You have to find that sweet spot where a, it doesn’t squeal and B it’s being effective and you’re not prematurely wearing out that belt. If you don’t think it’s the belt is the culprit. There’s another sound you may want to listen for, and it’s going to be more of a hum.

And alternators are prone to do this.

And it kind of sounds like you have a pump under the hood that’s running. I mean, you get that, that real. Low kind of a buzzing sound that could be it’s the fuel pump when the car first starts up. I mean, if you don’t hear the fuel pump priming, that’s a good sign that maybe the car won’t start or it could already be primed.

Maybe you just turned the car off, turn it back on, whatever. But that same kind of sound. Is the windshield washer pump when it’s running, let’s say you’re cleaning your glass here that you’re like, okay, cool. In the race cars, I listen to my fuel pump all the time. You can actually hear it when it’s [00:26:00] running.

It’s just kind of just that low and you know, it’s working. A lot of EFI systems will run the fuel pump for anywhere from five to eight seconds when you unlock the door. So you’re still walking up to the car. It’s already primed the fuel injection system. So you may not hear it, but it’s working. But there’s maybe that one time you’re like, you walked up the car and you open the door and you’re like, what is that sound buzzing from underneath?

It’s just the fuel pump. Now, if the sound of the fuel pump changes, it gets higher pitch. It means it’s stressing out and it’s, there’s a blockage and it’s trying to deliver fuel. You’re also going to notice that because the motor’s not going to run right. If it starts to sound like it’s slowing down. The fuel pump is actually aged out and it’s pretty much ready to die at that point.

In the case of an alternator, you just get this electric whirring, and usually that’s indicative of a bigger problem with that particular pulley driven device. In this case, we’re talking about our alternator. Air conditioning compressors will also make noise. The water pumps tend to make noise. They also tend to squeak a lot of older German cars, [00:27:00] BMW E36s, Porsche 944s, even the VW Corrados when they started up and they were cold, the water pumps would make a ton of noise.

And once they warmed up and fluids got up to temperature, the noise would go away. In those days, you kind of knew it was running right when it made those noises. And when it, when you didn’t hear it. You almost knew it was time to do a water pump at that point. So again, it’s hard to pinpoint some of these issues.

There’s some tricks to doing that. There’s some guys that almost use like stethoscopes or, you know, a screwdriver as a set stethoscope to be able to pinpoint, you know, which one of the devices is making that, that vibration, you know, is making that squeal, et cetera, to try to. pinpoint where the problem is.

Again, you can squirt some WD 40 in there or some other sort of liquid grease to try to dissipate the sound. But again, you’re just really putting a band aid on the problem and you need to investigate and make sure that it isn’t a bigger issue with that particular peripheral. Because let’s say it is alternator and the alternator fails, now your battery is not charging and you might be stranded on the side of the road.

The other thing to check Is there might be a possibility that this sound is also [00:28:00] coming from the power steering. And so you may want to get a friend to help you check a couple of things. For instance, if you get in the car and turn the wheels lock to lock left to right, and you hear a moaning sound, it’s kind of like, Ooh, and I’ve heard that on a lot of cars where people are, you know, kind of turning into the, you know, Target parking spaces and whatnot.

It is a sign that there’s an issue with the power steering, either with the rack itself, the pump, or maybe it’s just low on fluid. First check to make sure that you do have fluid and that it is topped off. Please follow your manufacturer recommendations that are in your. owner’s manual or in your handbook, etc.

Next up is clunking, banging, rhythmic tapping, pinging, anything that doesn’t sound normal coming from underneath the hood of your car. And one of the most common things we joke about is rod knock. And so here’s what that sounds like.

So realistically, your car shouldn’t sound like a [00:29:00] tractor, shouldn’t sound like a lawnmower. I mean, unless it’s powered by a Briggs and Stratton or a Kubota diesel of some sort. Sounds like that are metal on metal sounds, you know, piston hitting a valve, bearings are loose and the rods hitting inside the crankcase, you know, things like that.

Things are hopping around the way they’re not supposed to. Engines are supposed to be relatively smooth, especially at idle. And in that sound clip, you heard the car start up and idle and you hear this. Almost hammering sound. And that was a rod knock and we’ve heard plenty of cars have that. That’s really indicative of that engine being on its last leg.

Unfortunately, sounds like that mean there’s a serious problem with the motor. Look for any mill lights or check engine lights that are on your dashboard and pull off immediately. If you hear sounds like that, especially while you’re driving very good chance, you turn that motor off. It’s not going to start back up.

And that thing is toast. I mean, there’s, there’s really no go great to put that, but that’s, that’s. Again, it could be a multitude of things. It could be valve train, it could be connecting rods, it could be pistons. It’s not a problem that’s often [00:30:00] diagnosed easily, but again, do not continue to operate the vehicle unless you’re driving directly to your mechanic.

And that’s the last time it’s going to drive you there, but there’s a good chance that that motor is going to have to be replaced, or you may have to make some other considerations with respect to the vehicle itself. Most people think when a motor dies, you know, that we played that rod knock sound and cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, you know, that’s I mean, there was that Chevy S 10 at some point that he must’ve driven that thing for 15 years, if not longer with a rod knock and it just can’t run him.

It’s like, whatever, Testament to that thing. But I’ve blown up a couple of motors and I will tell you, it is completely. Anticlimactic when a motor goes, it just basically shuts off. Like you think you ran out of gas and those sounds that they play, like in a movie, like an old, you know, Buick. And it’s like the guy like turned off the motor and it’s still running.

That’s not what happens when a motor dies. It just basically shuts down and it locks up. So, you know, you’re driving along and You’re like, uh, excuse me. [00:31:00] And I’ve blown up a diesel and a blown up a gas motor and they sound identical. So there’s no difference there whatsoever.

Crew Chief Brad: So what about the people that claim that they shot a rod out of the side of the block, this stuff like that actually happened and what can cause something like this?

Crew Chief Eric: So I actually had that experience with the student. We talked about it in a, in a episode two, as a matter of fact, where we talked about the TT that RS that caught on fire and he blew a hole in his. And, and blew a rod and the oil that shot out of the motor caught on fire. The same thing we’re, we’re humming along and he goes from third to fourth gear, just like any, you know, and then it just died.

And that was it. And you get out and the car’s on fire. And I mean, I completely anti climactic. It’s not like, uh, you know, it’s not like the, the expendables movie where stuff’s blowing up. You’re like, Oh my God, it’s going to be amazing. No, it’s not. It’s It’s actually really sad. I would say one that we didn’t cover that we probably should have mentioned is what a [00:32:00] misfire sounds like.

So let’s say a coil pack or a spark plug goes bad or a coil wire or part of your ignition system. So basically let’s just say, and I’m going to try to do my best impression here. Let’s just say your motor tends to hum. It’s just like, right. If you have a miss, it’s going to be like, and you’re like, Why all of a sudden is it idling like a lawnmower?

And the reason, and I use that analogy a lot. The reason is one or more of the spark plugs is no longer firing. So you don’t get that nice purr anymore. You’re getting these odd firing patterns where you’re just dumping raw fuel out the exhaust. And that’s one indicator also that the ignition system isn’t working.

Cause all of a sudden you’re going to smell raw fuel. Coming out of the exhaust or the vehicle may start to backfire. And I know we used to get that a lot in the old carbureted days. It’s still a thing, even with programmable fuel injection, just because you lost spark, the computer doesn’t shut off the injector and say, well, you got an eight cylinder and now it’s only going to run on six.

Cause you’re, you know, you don’t [00:33:00] want to go buy spark plugs for it. You’re going to notice the misfire and on more advanced computers, it’s going to tell you right away, misfire on cylinder X, and you just need to replace that spark plug or that coil.

Crew Chief Brad: Now, if you have a Harley, those sounds just mean that it’s operating, you know, properly.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s completely intentional. The piston slap, the loping sound, etc.

Crew Chief Brad: So, I’ve got a question I want to throw out at you. All of our track cars are gasoline, but some of the tow vehicles are diesel. Are there any particular sounds that would be specific to a diesel? Because I know they’re engineered a little differently.

There are some things inside the motor that are completely different than a gasser. Is there anything specific to them?

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, so the diesel’s not to get in the goddamn dirty rabbit hole there. Clean, clean diesel, right? But blue energy, blue energy, pure energy. I hear Leonard Nimoy’s voice in my head now.

So with a diesel, a lot of times it doesn’t have an ignition system, right? Everything’s [00:34:00] completely based on compression in the old days. You know, if you ever heard an old Mercedes diesel from like the late seventies, eighties, it sounds like a marble crunching factory. Like it’s just there. It’s just a rhythmic and that’s the sound that they make.

If your gas motor sounds like a diesel, you got big problems. And obviously, you know, we’re talking about that in the Rodnock section there.

Crew Chief Brad: But again, if your Harley sounds like that, it’s operating properly.

Crew Chief Eric: A hundred percent. So if you have a turbo diesel and you don’t hear turbo whistling or blow off, it’s indicative of the, maybe the turbos failed and all of a sudden you feel like it’s under power and it’s not really moving.

And that turbo whistling is that, you know, that. And then, you know, that you get, I mean, I’m, I’m, I’m doing my best. I can hear,

Crew Chief Brad: I hear lots of Subaru’s do

Crew Chief Eric: that duck calls too, but, uh, if you don’t hear that turbo failure, that’s true on a gas motor as well, the diesel. The other thing is if it starts to rev up.

And sound more like a gas motor, you’ve got some bad fuel in there. And I’ve, I’ve messed around with some [00:35:00] of the VW diesels where you’re trying to clear out the intake and stuff. And if you’ve ever shot any gum out in a diesel intake, all of a sudden completely change your sound because the combustion is so much faster because diesel has a different burn than gasoline, all this kind of thing, not to get into all those details.

So the sound of the motor will completely change. It’s almost the opposite. Of when you have a misfire and a gas motor, diesel starts to smooth out. All of a sudden you’re like, wait, that’s not right. And a gas motor starts to sound like a diesel. So I know that doesn’t sound right, but the best description I can come up with.

Crew Chief Brad: So changing gears just a little bit.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh,

Crew Chief Brad: you see what I did there? Well, electric can make some noises.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. Fizzing popping, you know, I don’t know. I mean, if you hear a sizzle pop. Or smell smoke that just

Crew Chief Brad: means your steak is done.

Crew Chief Eric: Bing fries are done, but But yeah, that’s gonna be fuses I’ve heard stuff go off in my fuse panel before where I’ve had cascading fuses go off and it sounds like fourth of july.

They just start popping and freaking out It’s, you know, across the wire or two, somewhere along the line, it’s more common on [00:36:00] British cars, but, but they,

Crew Chief Brad: wait, wait, wait, they have fuse boxes,

Crew Chief Eric: two fuses around the whole car. And I think the Prince of darkness

Crew Chief Brad: stuff there, left side, right side.

Crew Chief Eric: Pretty much.

Yeah. If you hear anything that sounds like popcorn, it’s usually electric. And it’s from the interior of the car. Another sound that people may hear coming from the interior of the car sounds like what they would say, carts, you know, baseball cart in a, in a bicycle spoke, or like you’re fanning out a deck of cards.

That’s usually the, uh, the blower motor for the HVAC system. Because they will make a clicking, like there’s a card in a wheel, that little hamster wheel that’s constantly turning because nobody opens their windows anymore, running AC, you know, automatic AC and heat, the bearings in that start to go bad.

They just start to click. It’s, it’s pretty, pretty normal.

Crew Chief Brad: But talking about the seven deadly sounds, is there anything else that the listeners need to know about opening the floor to discussion at this point?

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, I’ve had some people tell me that they couldn’t identify that they’re windshield wipers.

And if you’ve ever heard nails [00:37:00] on chalkboard, your windshield wipers are toast. I mean, if you hear that it’s raining, they’re done. They’re there’s metal scraping on the glass at that point. So I think one of the other things, you know, we talked about exhaust. If your exhaust suddenly breaks, you’ll hear a huge sound difference coming from the engine where the car gets.

It’s astronomically louder. Some of us actually prefer the way it sounds after the exhaust is broken or the muffler fell off, you know, by softball or magic. I mean,

Crew Chief Brad: unless you’re running at Lime Rock,

Crew Chief Eric: I’ve heard plenty of cars with broken exhaust out there. And one of the reasons I bring it up is that it’s not good for you and it’s not good for everybody else.

A, the decibel levels are way too high for all of us. Your car’s muffled for a reason unless you’re in a race car. And even there, we’re actually limited on the amount of decibels. We can’t go over like 110 at the, at the most, on some tracks, and I think it’s 1 0 3 is like really the minimum at, at most places.

The other thing is carbon monoxide poisoning. It is the deadliest of, of all the things that you could get from a car. And [00:38:00] so with a broken catalytic where it’s like right under your feet. And you’re breathing that in. You have to remember your floor pan and a lot of the stuff in the car is not airtight.

If you’re driving in the summer, maybe with, or in the spring with the windows down, you all of a sudden you’re breathing this in, you get a headache. You’re like, I don’t understand why I get so tired behind the wheel. Maybe it’s carbon monoxide. I actually run a carbon monoxide detector. In my time attack car, because I’m always worried with the turbo having so many different exhaust components that there’s a leak.

And so I don’t want to get carbon monoxide poisoning. I’ve actually gotten it before. It makes you really, really sick.

Crew Chief Brad: So I’ve got a question for you regarding carbon monoxide poisoning. It’s just a little scenario I’m going to throw out there. Say I’m in a racetrack and I don’t have proper tools, but I’ve got an exhaust leak, can a Budweiser can repair that exhaust leak?

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, you remember BIR 2014. No, it cannot, you know, visit your local parts store and try to find some sort of metal to sleeve things together, some clamps and whatnot. We did fix it the next day, but [00:39:00] yes, in a pinch, a couple of Budweiser cans do not work, but you know, Hey, we got to try, right?

Crew Chief Brad: Does the exhaust tape work?

Crew Chief Eric: It does in conjunction with the appropriate components. So again, if you could find. A piece of metal sleeve over the broken section. And then a couple of clamps, the tape helps seal the gases so that they continue to flow rather than have an opening where they can gap out, even though let’s your muffler fell off.

And it’s further behind you. It’s not an excuse to say, Oh, well, I’m not getting carbon monoxide. Because what most people don’t realize is there’s a, I want to call it a Venturi effect underneath the vehicle. And that’s probably the improper aerodynamic term for it. But basically there’s There’s cavitation that occurs underneath the vehicle where there’s a good chance that that air, because it needs to exhaust out the back of the car, if it doesn’t make the entire length of travel that it needs to, it will, it will swell from underneath the vehicle and you’re still breathing in that carbon monoxide.

So having a broken exhaust [00:40:00] is bad on multiple levels for your ears and for your respiratory health as well.

Crew Chief Brad: Are there any of the sounds that we’ve talked about or haven’t talked about yet that are more dangerous than others as far as driver safety? I guess obviously the ones in the, in the drive train where a wheel can be affected because that can affect your steering and stuff like that.

Obviously the motor stuff, it can affect your wallet, but as far as like driver safety, unless something catches fire, you tend to be okay.

Crew Chief Eric: I would say the biggest one is the brakes. If the brakes are growling and you’re, you’re, and if you’re in a newer car and it has brake sensors and the brake lights been on for a while, you really need to not ignore that because what they’ve done is they actually add a metal hook in there that grinds along the rotor.

And it’s telling you the pad is gone. You have nothing left. And so the dangerous part there is you got to go stop, make an emergency stop on the beltway or in traffic or something. And now you’re brushing your teeth in the rear view mirror, the guy in front of [00:41:00] you. I mean, that’s, that’s the worst. The rest of the stuff’s pretty much going to leave you stranded on the side of the road, minor repair, a couple hundred bucks in parts, you know, stuff like that.

Again, I encourage people to do both sides for aging purposes, not just the left. And then all three months later, I had to do the right. Just, you’re already in there. They’re already doing the labor. Just, just get it done. So let’s talk about getting help.

Crew Chief Brad: Do you mean roadside assistance? Because I’ve used that a few times.

So admittedly, not everybody is a mechanic or has a fantastic mechanic. And it’s really hard to tell what, what some of these sounds are and what they mean. And it can be very tricky or deceiving, but if you’re ever in doubt, just pull over, either pull off the road on the shoulder, a safe distance from, from traffic, or if you’re on the track, pull off of the track, if you can, and ask around for help, a little trackside tip for you.

There are plenty of folks in the paddock with past experience and willingness to lend a hand. Some folks might urge you to run it until it breaks. Then, you know, what’s broken. I [00:42:00] know I’ve heard this several times, even from my, my cohort over there on the, in the other mic on the other microphone, uh, and that’s totally within your right.

Personally, I don’t like to subscribe to that dogma, but you know, you do you buddy, it’s your money, it’s your wallet, but without getting into track etiquette or an ethics discussion here, remember to do what makes sense, but don’t go back out. If you feel it may cause problems for other drivers, remember safety is your number one concern.

Secondary to that is to not. Impede anybody else’s good time. Uh, and lastly if you’re ever stranded on the side of the road Having a good emergency roadside assistance can help you get to home or back track or to safety in general very quickly Check with your auto insurance company A lot of them have little disclosures or options that allow you to do this AAA is probably one of the biggest ones out there.

I know I have it, uh, my wife has it. Our parents have it, our parents parents had it, our parents parents parents I mean, AAA’s been around since, I think, the car was invented, so they’ve [00:43:00] got you covered.

Crew Chief Eric: I think you could get AAA for the Conestoga wagons, you know, back when they were going west, so yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: Plans often cost pennies a day. I think AAA is like a hundred and Or not even that. I think it was like 70, 70 to a hundred dollars a year. I mean, that’s nothing you pay more for that and cell phone service. So yeah, make sure you do that. And as always, I’m your host, Brad,

Crew Chief Eric: and I’m Eric. Don’t hesitate to reach out.

If you have a question, good luck and remember to keep your ears tuned for all of these sounds while you’re driving. And I think we covered just about everything at this point.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, I think so. Be safe out there.

Crew Chief Eric: Hey, listeners, did you enjoy this particular episode? Did you know you can learn more about what we just talked about by visiting the GTM website? If you want to learn more or just review the materials from this episode, be sure to log on to www.gt motorsports.org today and search for this particular episode from all of us at GTM.[00:44:00]

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Bonus: Under-Hood Squeals and Hums

Startup squeals often point to worn belts or misaligned pulleys. A humming sound could be your fuel pump, alternator, or even the windshield washer motor. If the pitch changes or gets louder, it’s a sign of stress or blockage.

Remember: Your car speaks in clicks, clunks, squeals, and hums. Learning its language can save you time, money, and maybe even your life. Whether you’re wrenching in the garage or pushing limits on the track, stay tuned in to the sounds that matter.

Want to hear the actual audio clips and dive deeper into each sound? Catch the full episode of Brake/Fix above!

Good luck, and remember to keep your ears tuned for these sounds while you’re driving.


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From Scalpel to Steering Wheel: Dr. Lora Melman’s Journey from OR to HPDE

What do high-performance driving and robotic surgery have in common? Precision, preparation, and a relentless pursuit of excellence. In this episode of the Break/Fix Podcast, we sit down with Dr. Lora Melman – fellowship-trained, board-certified surgeon and motorsports enthusiast – to explore the fascinating overlap between surgical science and trackside skill.

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Dr. Melman’s Instagram moniker, @FastTrackSurgeon, isn’t just a nod to her love of motorsports. It’s a reference to a cutting-edge medical protocol known as “fast track surgery” or ERAS (Enhanced Recovery After Surgery). This approach emphasizes prehabilitation, efficient surgical technique, and proactive recovery – all designed to minimize complications and get patients back on their feet faster.

She treats obesity, hernia disease, and reflux – conditions that affect millions. And she’s on a mission to dispel myths, especially around obesity. “Obesity is a disease,” she explains, “not a moral failing.” Surgical options aren’t shortcuts; they’re tools to help patients regain control of their health.

Spotlight

Notes

  • The relationship between Surgery and High Performance Driving
  • “Details are important, but even moreso it is the decisions about what to do with those details that constitutes excellence”
  • “You’re either on the brakes or modulating the throttle, not coasting. Coasting leads to an unstable platform”
  • Smooth is Fast: “The most efficient path is the one with the least amount of “noise” – Smooth transitions facilitate precision and minimize wasted movement”
  • “The ability to perform well under challenging conditions is not acquired accidentally, nor is it a natural “gift” but rather the result of years of dedicated study and perfection of technique. It takes 10k hours of deliberate practice to attain mastery”
  • “‘Driving’ the camera requires a trained eye, experience, and steady hands that can also be quick.”
  • What it’s like being a female surgeon as well as a woman in Motorsports
  • What’s her biggest OOPS moment?
  • Advice for folks starting out in HPDE … along with some fun questions and more!

and much, much more!

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Break fix podcast is all about capturing the living history of people from all over the auto sphere, from wrench turners and racers to artists, authors, designers, and everything in between. Our goal is to inspire a new generation of petrol heads that wonder. How did they get that job or become that person?

The road to success is paved by all of us because everyone has a story.

Some of you may know her as Dr. Laura Melman, a fellowship trained board certified and DaVinci robot specialist offering patients the latest in cutting edge surgical techniques. But we know her as, at Fast Track Surgeon, one of our heroes under the helmet.

Crew Chief Eric: If you’ve followed her online, you know she’s got a flair for bringing surgical lessons from the racetrack.

A series of musings on the intersection of safety, precision, and skill, explained as a crossover between the art of surgery and the science of high performance driving. And with us tonight to explain how that [00:01:00] all works is Dr. Melman.

Crew Chief Brad: And as always, I’m your host Brad. And I’m Eric. So let’s roll.

Crew Chief Eric: Welcome to the show.

Crew Chief Brad: Thanks for having me.

Crew Chief Eric: Great to be here. So, Dr. Melman, before we jump right into motor sports, it’s important for people to understand what you do as a doctor and how it relates to motor sports. So let’s spend a moment describing your specialty.

Dr. Lora Melman: Yeah, thanks. I think it’s really important to take a little bit of time here to describe the things that I do because what I do as a surgeon affects many people.

I treat obesity, I treat hernia disease, and I treat reflux disease. Chances are you know somebody that has one or all three of these things. So, being that these are very common, I want to dispel some myths about obesity in general, so let’s start off with that. Obesity is a disease, and it’s actually the disease of the body’s inability to regulate the body weight.

So, basically what we have is everybody’s body weight is set up at a certain set point. Just like your body temperature remains at a [00:02:00] relatively stable set point, that’s your normal body temperature. That’s a parameter that’s regulated by your body. Your body weight is also regulated by your body as well, by various factors that are so numerous and complex that we don’t have a simple way of understanding.

The people that suffer from obesity have an inability to maintain a normal body weight. So they’re actually stuck at the weight that they’re at because of this disease. And there’s a lot of stigma attached to obesity and shaming and blaming. And I think we really need to start to move beyond that and see this as the disease that it really is.

We don’t blame people for having hypertension or diabetes or cancer or anything like that. So we really need to start seeing obesity as a treatable disease. Obesity happens to be a surgical disease, which means that there are surgical options to help people rein in that body weight regulation factor so that they can regulate a more normal body weight.

The surgeries that we offer are just [00:03:00] tools to help people be successful with their weight loss. There is no operation or any magic surgery or anything like that that just makes weight loss happen. Obesity is also a lifestyle modification disease similar to other diseases like vascular disease and hypertension and diabetes.

Eating right and exercising are important to be successful in treating those other diseases as well as obesity, but it’s not the only factors. And when we help patients by GI tract, It helps them to achieve their success with weight loss. So it’s important for people to understand that these operations are not cheating.

They’re not the easy way out. It’s not a crutch. It’s none of those things. They are treatment options. to help people be successful.

Crew Chief Eric: So Dr. Melman, we’ve come to find out that your Instagram handle is a bit of a play on words where fast track is actually related to the type of surgery you perform. So how about we unpack that a little bit?

Dr. Lora Melman: You know, actually, if you don’t [00:04:00] mind, I’d like to describe Reflux surgery and hernia surgery, because these are very important areas of surgery and they’re very common. I think there are also maybe some misconceptions about those, those with surgery. People come in with sort of preconceived notions.

There’s always the sort of, you know, don’t confuse your Google search with my medical degree. That’s kind of a meme between, you know, surgeons and doctors and such. But people often come in with sort of a preconceived notion of what they want or what they don’t want based on what they’ve read on Google, which is not always a good source of information.

So with that, reflux surgery. is a very effective way to help treat reflux disease. Reflux is very common. A lot of people have it and a lot of people are on acid blockers. But if you think about it, the stomach is supposed to have hydrochloric acid in there. It’s part of your immune system. You think about if you eat like a piece of dirt or something like that, it gets into your system and it gets sterilized in this bath of acid in the stomach and helps protect you against pathogens and such that are out there in the [00:05:00] environment.

If you’re on acid blocking medications, there’s potential that you could become sick by things that get into your system that aren’t adequately killed off by the stomach acid. So antacid medications aren’t always the answer and they’re not always the long term answer in terms of what’s best for patients.

Oftentimes reflux disease is a structural problem. So the anti reflux barrier or what keeps acid in the stomach where it belongs and out of the esophagus where it doesn’t belong is so called lower esophageal sphincter and the diaphragm. So the diaphragm has two pillars of muscles that are on the outside, sort of between where the stomach and the esophagus connect.

And when those are not lined up properly, you have a disruption of the antireflux barrier and you get acid reflux, which means acid is going up into the esophagus. It’s burning the esophagus, and you get the so called heartburn. It also causes cellular changes to happen over long periods of [00:06:00] time, where the lining of the esophagus, if overexposed to acid, can become cancerous.

So that’s the origin of esophageal cancer, is many, many years of exposure to acid, where it’s not supposed to be. So treating this disease. is a surgical correction in many cases. It’s not just a chemical correction with medications, but they need that sphincter restored to its natural anatomic position.

The gap in the diaphragm has become a little too large, allowing the sphincter to go up too high. And that’s called a parasophageal or a hiatal hernia. So to restore that anatomy and repair the hernia and ensure that the valve stays in its proper place is a surgical fix. And a lot of people don’t understand.

That aspect of treating reflux disease. So I think that’s very important to understand that. Similarly with hernias, hernias are very common. They can happen in various parts of the body through the belly button. In the groins, they can happen at the diaphragm. That’s the hidal hernia that we just talked about.

But in terms of fixing hernias, [00:07:00] people often think that, oh, it’s just a hernia. It’s just something simple, and sometimes it is. but sometimes it’s not. So we get a range of patients that come to our practice with very simple, straightforward, first time occurrence hernias. that can be fixed in a simple manner, but we also get people that have had multiple failed repairs.

So that goes back to the pre optimization and success with surgery, especially with hernia surgery. Optimizing that patient for their particular hernia surgery will prevent them, or hopefully prevent them to the least amount possible from having a recurrence or reoccurrence of the hernia in the future.

Anytime a hernia occurs or recurs again, it’s more complicated to fix. So we want to get the best chance at a best repair the first time around. Patients that have undergone different types of repairs with various materials that are mismatched with the abdominal wall or not enough overlap or different material, you know, could have been chosen that would have matched them better, that would have gotten them a better result.[00:08:00]

We see the results of these over time where hernias have occurred or reoccurred or perhaps the patient didn’t know that they needed to stop their nicotine use and they have failed the hernia repair and the hernia has come back again just from the matter of fact that they’re a smoker. Um, so these are all things that need to be made aware of and the patient needs to be aware of and they need to optimize, you know, on the preoperative side of things in order to help them get the best repair possible.

There’s a lot of, I would say, bad press out there now about hernia meshes. And this goes back to the crossover between technology and materials, just like cars have been developed over time and they’re safer now than they were 25 years ago because of all these safety devices and better technology that we have in current models.

hernia meshes have gone through a similar evolution. So modern hernia materials, the meshes that we have are much better than we had 15, 20 years ago. So sort of the older generation materials, some of have undergone [00:09:00] recalls and various problems because of various construction issues been pulled off the market.

Those are sort of pervasive in the general public’s sort of opinion of what mesh is or what mesh should be. So, it’s a little bit outdated, and that’s another sort of misconception about hernia surgery and how to best achieve a hernia repair. Oftentimes, it does require a mesh to be placed. The best success with hernia repair is choosing the correct material.

putting in, in the correct plane in the anatomy and then matching it with that area of the anatomy so that the physio mechanical properties of that area of the anatomy match with the device that, or the material that’s put in. So that is sort of the art and science of of hernia repair.

Crew Chief Eric: Now you have me thinking that if I ever needed surgery like that, that I would at least like my mesh to be made out of carbon fiber.

Dr. Lora Melman: Fast track surgery is actually a concept in modern medicine. It’s actually one of the latest innovations in surgical care. It started with [00:10:00] the colorectal realm. And what we found is that when we got people back to eating normally and up and walking around as soon as possible, back to all their baseline functions as soon as possible.

They actually recovered from surgery faster and there were less complications. This has now been translated to all areas of surgery. It is still pretty cutting edge in that not every surgeon group or practice does this routinely, but in order to best help our patients to get better after surgery and return to work with minimal downtime, less pain, less complications, and minimize all the things that nobody wants.

Basically, we’ve developed a specific protocol to help people get better after surgery. One of the terms for it is actually fast track surgery. The other term for it is enhanced recovery after surgery, or so called ERAS or ERAS. So the two are basically the same thing, but it revolves around sort of three phases of surgical care.

The first is the pre operative phase, and this is called pre optimization or [00:11:00] pre habilitation. Everyone’s heard of rehabilitation, that happens after the fact. This is pre habilitation, so it gets you ready for surgery. For the event, which is surgery, things that we do to prehabilitate patients, we help them get into an exercise routine, fitness routine to get themselves strong and ready for surgery, nutritionally optimize them.

That’s a large part of the bariatric surgery program. Stop smoking, smoking impairs the ability to heal after surgery. One cigarette will decrease the oxygen delivery to the tissues by about 40 percent by just one cigarette. So in helping people to attain and maintain nicotine cessation, we are therefore increasing their success with surgery and decreasing their risk of complications with wound healing failure.

Weight loss is also part of some surgeries prehabilitation. This is where the bariatric surgery program and the hernia surgery program sort of cross over, in that in patients that have hernias and certain complex hernias, it’s an imperative to [00:12:00] help them get their body weight down in order to then undergo a successful hernia surgery.

Obesity and overweight is one of the greatest risk factors for a hernia repair to fail. So that’s also part of the prehabilitation for the hernia surgery program. There are other things like controlling other diseases, like making sure that blood sugar and diabetics is relatively well controlled.

That’s another thing that impairs the body’s ability to heal after surgery and puts somebody at risk for infections after surgery. So all of these things in terms of getting people ready for surgery are very important. Then we have the day of the surgery, and that’s sort of thought of as the perioperative period.

So they come in for their surgery, they get prepped, they get ready for their surgery, they undergo the surgery, they’re under various types of anesthesia, medications are administered. So optimizing that part of the process is also very important, and optimizing the efficiency which that operation gets done is also very important in helping that patient recovery.

Minimizing time under anesthesia is also important in [00:13:00] helping somebody recover. from the surgery. So if you can do a very smooth, efficient operation, it’s going to be much better than unneeded time under anesthesia. Postoperatively, we get people up and walking right away. We start them on a normal diet or as close to normal diet as possible.

There are variations with that, of course, with bariatric surgery and changing the GI tract that require different changes to the diet postoperatively, but getting people back to their baseline function, normal activities, walking around. Going up and down stairs right away, the day of surgery is very important in helping people recover from the surgery.

I tell my patients all the time, recovery is a proactive process. It’s not a passive process. And in fact, if you are recovering from surgery and just laying around on the couch all day or just sleeping all day, you’re actually going to take a lot longer. To recover from that operation. Whereas if you get yourself ready for the operation, you choose a practice that does a very efficient, streamlined, um, operation for you.

And then you get up and walk [00:14:00] around right away, get yourself rehydrated orally, get yourself back on nutrition and everything that you’re used to right away. Your recovery will be shortened. Most patients in our practice take extra strength Tylenol, they do some ice packs, and that’s it. So the other benefit of fast track surgery is narcotic reduction.

And there’s been a recent epidemic of narcotic addiction and all the downsides that come with that, including early death. So reducing the number of people that are exposed to narcotics and therefore then can become addicted to narcotics is also very important in general, in terms of global health. For more information visit www.

FEMA. gov We’ve managed to decrease our narcotic use for patients to the point where they hardly get any narcotics in the hospital at all. And they really don’t take any narcotics to recover after surgery. There are also bad side effects of narcotics, including constipation and rashes, vomiting, and that sort of thing.

Not something you want to be dealing with right after you’ve had an abdominal surgery. So these are all [00:15:00] benefits of fast track surgery. And we’ve managed to incorporate that into all the surgeries that we do. for weight loss surgery, for reflux surgery, and for hernia surgery.

Crew Chief Eric: You keep mentioning pre operative, and I wonder if that translates to, let’s call it pre track day or pre weekend.

Is there some sort of steps that you go through to get ready for a track weekend?

Dr. Lora Melman: That’s a really good question. Yeah. And in matter of fact, I have my little maps and my notes that I’ve made from prior track days at the same time. You know, location. So I review that. I make sure that the car obviously is ready and the tires and the brake pads are okay.

And the brake fluid is currently flushed and, um, you know, ready for a track day. And then I go through my mental visualization. If you, if you call it that of, you know, what do I remember from the last time I was there? And what was I thinking about at each part of the track? Like I’m thinking I’m doing this here and then I’m going to do that there.

And then I set my goals. What am I going to try to do this time? Am I going to try to [00:16:00] carry more, you know, mid corner speed here? Am I going to try to, you know, break harder and then accelerate harder here? You know, so what am I trying to, Achieve that’s kind of where my thoughts for the series come out of in terms of, you know, things like the little things that I learned, you know, at the track days, but I do go through a process of sort of getting sort of like the physical ready, like the car and myself and packing my hydration and packing my snacks and sort of prioritizing, you know, what I’m wearing that day and making sure I have everything appropriately handled before I even leave the house to go to the racetrack.

Crew Chief Eric: But I do want to lead us down more into your path and into your background of motorsports. I think this was really good, super informative. But let’s talk a little bit more about how you got started in motorsports.

Dr. Lora Melman: Okay. So I got into motorsports basically through autocross. And this goes back to when I was in my surgical residency, where I trained at Wash U in St.

Louis. Typically, the residents will do one or two clinical years. And then you go into the lab and you [00:17:00] do some research here, it’s like two or three years of publishing papers and doing, you know, lots of important research work. And during the quote unquote lab years residents typically have a little more time to do some things.

So I was at lunch, right, so surgical residents never eat lunch, for one thing. So as a lab resident, we were out to lunch, I was out to lunch with one of my co lab residents. He had a book on autocross, and I said, what’s autocross? So that’s how I got started. We went out. I had a 1997 Nissan Sentra at the time that I took to the autocross and we just had a blast.

My husband was there and this is, you know, a car like weighed a ton and it had like 110 horsepower or whatever it had. And I was like flat out going 40 miles an hour trying to navigate these turns. I had no idea what I was doing and we just had the best time. And so did a little bit more and that car actually broke down in the middle of the street on my way to one of my rotations where I had to be there at like 530 in the morning.

And here I am without a car. And so I just kind of let it roll back into a [00:18:00] parking lot that was near my house, ran home, woke up my husband, I said, honey, you got, you got to take me to work. I have to get to work. My car just broke down. So I need a new car. My husband at the time had a Mini Cooper S Clubman, thick shift, manual, right?

So he said, okay, well, you know, why don’t we think about getting you a Mini? And he convinced me to get a standard transmission car. That was my first manual car. And I remember going out just a few, you know, lessons in the parking lot, okay, here’s the clutch and here’s the, you know, how you shift. And I thought, okay, I’m, I’m good.

I think I can figure this out. I tried to drive my new Mini Cooper S hardtop. Home from the dealership. And I got onto this hill that I’d driven up in my other Nissan Sentra millions of times. It’s about maybe 20 degree incline. It’s, it’s, it’s a little bit of a hill and I got stuck. I did not have the skillset to overcome this hill.

To be honest with you, the first several months that I had that car. I was terrified. Every time I got in the car, I’d stall out in the middle of the intersection at stoplights. It just was [00:19:00] horrible. And every time I drove that car to work, it was like a cardiac stress test. By the time I got to work, I was, I was so stressed just by driving the car that I thought I got to do something.

I have to, I have to get better. I have to learn. Some way of just being a better driver in general. And it wasn’t until I finished residency and got into fellowship that I found a book called Fast Girl. And I was looking up ways to help my, you know, residents that I was teaching as a fellow get better, faster, smoother, more efficient with laparoscopically.

And I came across this book by Ingrid Stephenson, and she had a red and white mini Cooper and learned to drive high performance driving on the racetrack. And it’s, it’s a fascinating book. I recommend it to everyone, but it really kind of details her journey through going into and participating and being part of HPDE and the things that she learned and sort of the lessons she took away from the racetrack.

And I thought, okay, well, I have a car that just looks [00:20:00] exactly like that. I think I’m going to try this. And so we bought helmets and we went out to Hallett. Racing circuit in Oklahoma. I was doing my fellowship in Kansas city, Missouri, and we just had the best time ever shared the car, you know, alternated different sessions, et cetera.

And we thought, okay, this is it. This is our new thing. Um, and so, as you know, I drove that car on the racetrack for, for many years. That was the car that I came up in. And so that was sort of my foray into motor sports. And that’s how I got started.

Crew Chief Eric: So it’s funny you mentioned autocross it’s touted as one of the more precise disciplines, but also one of the most Because you only have three or four attempts to get it right, much like surgery, right?

Well, you really got only one attempt to get it right. You can see the draw there. It makes a lot of sense, especially when you dive into the technical side of autocross. I mean, doing laps at the track. You blow a lap, you got another lap to figure it out, right? You’re really running against time at that point.

So, okay. [00:21:00] So we kind of understand what got you, what drew you into it. We heard some of the challenges, especially starting out with your first manual transmission car, but have you run up against any other challenges coming up through motorsport, even maybe with the education system? I mean, did it, did it work for you?

Dr. Lora Melman: Um, it worked pretty well for me. I found that, you know, for the most part, everyone was there to learn and to improve and to get better. So I liked that aspect of it. That was very refreshing, you know, honestly, you know, as a surgeon, I have so much information, you know, coming at me all the time. That the stress or whatever you want to call it, it being on track was actually pretty relaxing.

I’m used to a lot of information, a lot of input and, you know, sort of sorting out and prioritizing bits of information, but that was just a completely different thing away from the OR away from anything. Medical surgical, you know, that I had to deal with. Um, and you can sort of get into this mindset or zone if you want to call it where that’s all you’re thinking about, that’s all you’re doing.

And [00:22:00] so that was sort of my release.

Crew Chief Eric: So do you find yourself as a doctor, maybe overanalyzing the track a little bit? Does it seem to get in your way and take away from where sometimes it’s not an exact science, or do you kind of give and take, and it’s a bit of compromise When you put your helmet on, you’re just having fun, and you let it all let loose, as you kind of alluded to.

Dr. Lora Melman: I think it’s a little bit of both. You know, sometimes I get too much into, you know, did I do that turn as best as I could, or, you know, should I have had a little bit more steering angle, or should I have carried more speed, or should I have You know, done a harder breaking on this point, or, I mean, you, you can get sort of crazy with overanalyzing, you know, your laps or your session, but then you have to kind of remember, what are you there for?

Are you really there to make yourself nuts? Are you there to have a good time? But then are you also there just to have a good time and not learn anything? It’s not that either. Um, so I think there’s sort of a good mix and I try not to get too over analytical or, you know, too down on myself and [00:23:00] try to remember to have a good time.

But you know, this, I think there’s sort of a mix of both.

Crew Chief Eric: So do you rely on data to help either confirm what you know about the lap or to maybe calm your nerves a little bit? Cause I find running data, I try not to over focus on it when I’m driving, but it’s like, Oh, that felt like a good lap. And you look over and you’re like.

Yeah, it was a good lap and you keep going or you download and you look at it afterwards. I mean, telemetry is really important because saying to yourself, did I, did I mess up that corner? Could I have done that corner better without any sort of data there to back it up? How do you make that decision?

Dr. Lora Melman: That’s a really good question. I actually have not worked with data. I have not worked with telemetry on the racetrack. So everything that I’ve learned, which is sort of like how I remember that felt. So I would like to work with data that would, that would really help me, I think maybe have somebody. that knows more than me in that area to help me look at the data.

Surgery is a very data driven field. And medicine is as well. And we always look at the data, you know, what does the data show about doing this, this way, or, you know, [00:24:00] why should we do it this way versus that way, or what mesh should we use in this hernia and why, you know, what, what is the, what is the support, what is the data for that?

So I feel like that is something that I would like to get into, and I think I would learn a lot from it.

Crew Chief Eric: Let’s talk about how fast track surgery is linked to motorsport and how you came up with the surgical lessons from the racetrack series, what inspired you? And why?

Dr. Lora Melman: Well, I’ve been doing high performance driving for five, going on six years now.

And every time I would go out and do a track day, I’d be out there, you know, doing the session and afterwards I would kind of reflect on, you know, what happened? What did I do? What could I do better? You know, what were the conditions on this lap that, you know, made me feel good or, or not so good and how could I improve?

And I started to see that there were so many overlaps between what I do and what As a hobby and what I do as a profession. And when I started back in the OR and doing cases, I thought, you know, this is sort of like, you know, seeing the line in the, on the [00:25:00] racetrack or seeing the wet line or seeing the dry line.

And this is kind of related to how we’re doing this surgery. And so there are similar things that came up in both disciplines that were so similar that I had to write about it. And so I started to, you know, capture images in the OR and on the racetrack Start to come up with little summary statements and try to match all of those images up with the thoughts that I have.

And that’s how the series was formed.

Crew Chief Eric: So I picked up on a couple of things during your description of, of your practice and, and getting to this point in the conversation. There was a couple of key words that I picked up on smooth recovery, efficient, deliberate hydration, nutrition. These are all things that we use repetitively in the motor sport world and are different.

Circumstances in a different context, those words are right there. They’re prevalent. They’re right up front. And I think we’re going to unpack some of that and we’ve chosen some of, let’s call it the top SLFTR quotes from your Instagram, as we went back through, cause this goes over several seasons [00:26:00] and let’s unpack why some of these are your favorites as well as some of the ones that we chose.

So one of the ones first up is The details are important, but even more so, it is the decisions about what you do with those details that constitutes excellence.

Dr. Lora Melman: Yeah. So I think of this as the difference between being a trivia genius versus being an expert in something. Details are everywhere, right?

Information is everywhere and you can get. You know, overloaded with information. So in order to help yourself in whatever discipline that you are trying to do or learning to do, you have to filter that information and with each piece, figure out what is the priority? Is this important? Is it not important?

Am I going to use it to help myself get better at something? So as you go along and as you get better at things, you start to pick up on little details, and then you start to chunk those details together in larger pieces. sleeve surgery, for example. It’s one of the most common surgeries that [00:27:00] we do. There are a bunch of details going on.

There’s a bunch of things going on in the room, but with each load of the stapler that you’re loading and firing, I personally pay attention to exactly how the tissue is responding to the stapler, to the load, to the dissection, and to how I’m retracting on the tissue. In order to get the best result possible.

So bunch of little details that have gone into that result, just like a bunch of little details. If you’re on a circuit, certain circuit or certain track that day, you have to kind of know what you’re doing and where you’re going, but then also you’re taking in a bunch of new details and a bunch of new markers or reference points on the racetrack or things that you’re learning on that day or on that specific session that you’re using to help.

yourself get better.

Crew Chief Eric: So another one from the list, quote, you’re either on the brakes or modulating the throttle, not coasting, coasting leads to an unstable platform

Crew Chief Brad: because they, before she jumps in, [00:28:00] I believe this is also part of the Sir Jackie Stewart quote as well. It’s either you’re on the brakes or the throttle.

There’s no in between.

Dr. Lora Melman: Right. I thought this one was kind of interesting because I was always taught, and you probably, uh, hopefully agree with this, that you’re never just lifting totally off the power, because actually, physically, that’s pretty unstable in terms of your goal as somebody driving on the racetrack is to keep the platform of the car as stable as possible with your inputs.

So if you’re just, It’s totally not underpowered, not under braking, just kind of floating there. If you think about the physical forces at play there, so, you know, you don’t have to be flat out all the time. Obviously you can’t do that. You don’t have to be under, you know, threshold braking all the time either, but just a little bit of in between.

And that’s where that sort of gray area, and that’s where the fun is right of driving. But also with regards to building a practice and being, you know, an expert in certain areas, especially in surgery. Surgery is a very, very competitive field in general, especially in this [00:29:00] area of the country. If you’re not getting better and showing that you’re better and your patients aren’t happy with their results and, you know, talking to their friends about it, somebody else will take over and take your business.

So it’s worth it to us to really look at how we’re doing every piece of every surgery every day and how we can continually get better. So I liken that to be sort of just on the sort of like maintenance throttle all the time. And sometimes you’ve got to speed up and really kind of push ahead and push through.

And sometimes you have to, You know, really slow down and take a look at things and what you’re doing, or just take a break altogether. But there is that sort of range of power versus breaking that you have to do in everyday life. And if you just start to just coast, completely take your foot off the power, then forces outside of yourself are going to start to take over.

Crew Chief Eric: So one of my favorite words in motorsport is the word smooth. And. There’s different schools of thought when it comes to smooth, but we’re going to go with your quote [00:30:00] and smooth is fast. The most efficient path is the one with the least amount of noise. Smooth transitions facilitate precision and minimize wasted movement.

Dr. Lora Melman: Right. So this is my favorite movie line of all time. It’s from the movie shooter. I don’t know if you saw that movie. The main character is trying to teach someone, I believe in the scene how to load a gun and how to do so smoothly and efficiently. And he says, Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast. You can’t just be fast, right?

So nobody is just fast out of the box. It’s a process by which you build that speed. And how do you build speed? You take away the excess noise. Nobody can be fast going in multiple different directions at any one time. So you have to figure out what is the smoothest path to where you’re going and how do you take away all the excess noise?

Unnecessary movements. I call it noise. Um, so that you can attain that smoothest trajectory, but this translates to surgery as well. If you’re doing a [00:31:00] lot of perky jerky movements, you’re, you’re actually just wasting time and that’s keeping your patient under anesthesia for longer than they need to be.

And therefore they’re going to have a longer recovery after surgery. So it behooves you as a surgeon to be very smooth and deliberate and have no transitions that are not beneficial to the patient. This translates directly, you know, to the surgical world. All my teachers have told me, just, Practice it slow, because you can’t practice something fast and expect to be smooth.

If you practice something slow to begin with, it then becomes fast, and that actually goes back to the biologic basis of learning. I don’t know if you guys have read The Talent Code by Daniel Coyle. This is a fascinating book, and it actually goes through how expertise is created. It’s not just born into existence, it actually is facilitated along the way.

What happens when somebody learns a new task, a new technique, a new sport, plug in your word there, is that [00:32:00] there are pathways between the brain and the muscles that are becoming myelinated. So nerves have myelin, some nerves do, and nerves that control motor movements have various degrees of myelination.

As somebody is learning a new technique, Or a new skill, there’s a circuit that’s built in the brain and in the skeletal muscle. And as that person becomes better at that skill over time, those pathways in the brain and in the nerves of the muscles become better myelinated. That myelination process takes about six to eight weeks.

So you can’t just have that to begin with. You can’t just make that happen instantly. It has to build and you have to build it over time. Some might say that bad habits are hard to break. Well, bad habits or any habit is actually impossible to break. You just have to build a new habit. You can’t actually break a circuit that’s already built in your brain.

You have to just kind of pave over that with the new circuit. To that end, if you’re trying to learn something new, [00:33:00] actually the best, most efficient way to learn that is by going as slow as possible at first, then as those pathways become more myelinated. You will be able to do that task more efficiently and more smoothly because you’ve myelinated that connection.

Crew Chief Eric: So that’s a really interesting parallel and I want to stay on this topic for a moment. And the reason I brought up smooth is a bit of a trigger word, at least in motorsports, mostly for coaches, because I think there’s a couple different schools of thought in how you approach smooth. I came up with an understanding that realistically all motor sports students pretty much start at the same point, you know, zero, zero on the X, Y axis.

And we all ramp up and we all have a learning curve, but there comes a point where that arc, and I’m sorry, we don’t have any graphs where, you know, this is audio only that it diverges. What I’m trying to explain here is that we all start kind of rough and tumble, and we have to learn these new habits and replacing maybe former ways of driving.

And so a lot of coaches will stress. that they want to [00:34:00] feel this concept of smooth and it really revolves around the vehicle and the vehicle dynamics and how smooth the vehicle is going around a corner. But you hit a point though where you can only go so fast by being smooth. And so what I’ve found though is As you mature as a driver, it’s a transition from you making erratic motions behind the wheel to getting the car to be complacent and to be neutral, but to go fast, the car actually becomes extremely erratic.

And then you are in this position of like full Zen, and you are completely calm when the car is. out of sorts, sideways, what would seem by the outsider, completely out of control. And so that’s where I say that the arc, the learning curve diverges from what is being said to what happens in reality. And so I wonder if that plays in to surgery and to medicine as well.

Dr. Lora Melman: That’s really fascinating. So I think it all has to do with skill sets [00:35:00] and learning skills and your performance of doing those skills actually requires you to have a higher set of skill beyond that in order to cope with something that can happen sort of suddenly and suddenly you’re out of control. So definitely translates to surgery.

We train in all kinds of situations, traumas. And during my residency, I dealt with somebody that was shot with a bullet through the aorta. And that’s a serious injury. And, you know, you have to know how to deal with that people that come in with these, you know, horrific injuries, you have to know how to gain control when things are completely out of control without being out of control yourself.

Exactly. That’s the skill set. Is it, can you maintain your calm? And can you maintain in control while everything else is out of control? And so that requires a skillset beyond just the basics. And that may be where the divergence happens is that are some people able to achieve that next set of higher skills so that they can [00:36:00] not freak out if they suddenly are sideways.

They already have that programming or they’ve developed that programming somehow to then regain control.

Crew Chief Eric: Exactly. And that’s where I’ve always stressed that there’s two forms of smooth and motorsport. There’s the vehicle being smooth and the driver being smooth. And I think we all need to get to the stage where we as a driver are smooth and we can make that car do anything we want.

And that does lead us into a conversation about driving by feel and things like that, which is completely out of the realm of. What we’re really driving towards here, pun intended, but I just wanted to bring that up as, as a notion there that a lot of people don’t kind of split the two, you know, smooth is smooth, but in the context of motorsport, there’s, it’s really multifaceted, but you did allude to the next quote that we pulled out, which is the ability to perform well under challenging conditions is not acquired accidentally, nor is it a natural gift, but rather the result of years of dedicated study.

And perfection of technique. It takes 10, 000 [00:37:00] hours of deliberate practice to attain mastery.

Dr. Lora Melman: Right. So this comes out of that book, the talent code also studying experts around the world. Musicians. Professional athletes, et cetera, in terms of how do they learn and how do they become the best in their field?

It does take about 10, 000 hours. That’s what it’s been studied to be in terms of dedicated practice, which means that somebody is deliberately practicing the sort of micro skills that are required to then have that skill set. So multiple different skills and a certain, you know, discipline, obviously there are just, you know, infinite number of, of things we could talk about here.

But how does someone become concert violinists? You know, how, how does that happen? It happens over a long period of time. There are circuits that become myelinated over time and they have to be practiced in the right way in order to then. allow that person to have the next level of skill, and then they can attain the [00:38:00] next level of skill.

So similarly in surgery, we start out as trainees, just sort of observing and watching the surgery, seeing how everything is sort of coordinated within the room, and then maybe doing a very small part of the surgery under supervision of our attending surgeons. And once we perform adequately on that level, Then we’re allowed to do more and more of the case.

And as you graduate and you become a fully trained practicing surgeon, then you are the one doing the whole surgery and then training other surgeons. So that’s how it comes 360. Of course, there are skills labs and training and such that everyone does that everyone should do. Even surgeons after, you know, they’re done with their formal training because surgery and medicine in general are such a rapidly changing fields.

There’s new technologies, there’s new devices, there’s new materials coming out all the time. We have to be able to incorporate that in the best way possible in the safest way possible for our patients in order to help them the best way we know how. [00:39:00] So that ongoing skills acquisition never stops, which is why it’s kind of fun, but it does take a long time to develop that basic skill set.

The 10, 000 hours is deemed to be your achievement of expertise. It does take a long time. It’s not something that really anyone is Born with, or it can just do instantly, it’s a process that’s built over time.

Crew Chief Eric: I often joke, I have that amount of time on a Shenandoah circuit. So it feels like 10, 000 hours, but what a lot of people don’t realize about motorsport, especially the discipline of high performance driver’s education is that it is a structured system.

There is always room for improvement. There’s obviously room to practice, but it’s a continuing education program. When you jump in, you’re not going to be Michael Schumacher or Ayrton Senna. You start as a beginner and you work your way up through the system. And every rank that you move up gets more difficult and more challenging, more techniques get brought on.

And a lot of people think that the coaches. Just know it all because they wear the title [00:40:00] of coach. And I hate to tell you guys, we’re not infallible and we do continuing education too. There’s plenty of coaching summits out there. There’s plenty of documents and books and, you know, webinars by like Ross Bentley, his speed secret series.

There’s safety programs that we’re involved in. We’re always researching the latest nannies. We have to stay up to date on the latest cars that are coming out because you never know if you’re going to be in the right seat of them. C9 Corvette, which hasn’t come out yet, but as an exaggeration, you get the point.

We need to know what we’re stepping into. And I had one of those moments recently with a Tesla on track, which is a very rare vehicle to have on track. I wrote an article about it. You guys can check it out on our website, gtmotorsports. org. But again, it was a learning moment and there’s tons of those in motorsport where you can continue to grow.

You shouldn’t feel like you’ve hit a plateau. And I think this is a really important point that mastery and motorsports. Is difficult to attain because there’s so many different disciplines to motorsport. We talk a lot on this show about how they carry over in certain techniques, like learning [00:41:00] a track very quickly.

And to negate corners that comes from autocross racecraft comes from carting, the ability to handle very odd situations could be carried over from maybe rally corners. So trying different disciplines, exposing yourself to different parts of motorsport will eventually get you to that true master petrol head level that I think people would like to get to, but there’s nothing wrong with mastering your particular discipline.

If what you like is just club racing or, or rally or whatever it might be. So all good, but I do like this next one, which is driving. The camera requires a trained eye experience and steady hands that can also be quick.

Dr. Lora Melman: That goes to laparoscopy. So when we’re doing a laparoscopic case, we’re using small incisions and through one of the small incisions is a scope camera.

And at the end of that is a beveled angle so that we can sort of look around corners. So we call it driving the camera. Typically, the surgeon will be operating with two [00:42:00] hands and then the assistant will be Assisting with one hand, providing retraction, and then driving the camera with the other hand.

And so the right angle or the certain angle that you need to actually see what you need to see is provided by your, your wing person, your wingman, so to speak. As a surgeon, you’re actually not providing the view, it’s actually your assistant. In order to have the best, most efficient surgery, the assistant needs to understand what the surgeon needs to see.

So that’s called driving the camera. So you have to know what the surgeon is looking for, what exact angle they need to be looking at the tissue at, and what they’re trying to accomplish. And ideally, the assistant is going to drive the camera in a way that is completely transparent. They don’t even have to think about it.

They don’t even have to tell you, you know, move in, move out, you know, go to this angle, go to that angle. The assistant should be able to achieve a seamless interaction with the surgeon so that they’re showing them exactly what they need [00:43:00] to see, exactly at the time that they need to see it, so that that surgeon can complete the surgery in the most efficient manner.

There’s a little bit of trained vision that you need to have in order to drive a laparoscopic camera. Also experience on both sides of the table, so to speak. So you have to be able to drive the camera, but you also have to have some experience doing the surgery in order to sort of know the other side of the coin.

There, it’s just sort of a, it’s a learned skill. And like, I go back to the, the idea that first you learn sort of the basic skills and then you learn a little bit more advanced skills and then you sort of chunk those all together and then you have your skill set and I started learning to drive the camera.

I actually couldn’t see. The different directions that the lens was pointing. It took me a long time for my brain to incorporate that and see that the angle was actually different. It’s actually pretty subtle if you ever look at a laparoscopic angled camera. It’s not really that obvious, but once you get used to it.

You can anticipate which angle the lens needs to be at to [00:44:00] provide the most perfect view for the surgeon. It’s not something that’s actually that intuitive. You have to kind of learn it. I sort of just was thrown into it and I just kind of learned along the way, but there’s a lot of things because we’re working with straight stick instruments in laparoscopy.

If the angle of the eye of the camera is looking down parallel to the shaft of the instrument, it’s actually very hard to see what you need to see. So it has to be sort of at a. angle that’s a little bit more away from sort of looking at what the instruments are operating on, not looking down the length of the instrument.

Crew Chief Eric: It sounds a lot like the relationship between a coach and their student. So do you turn to your assistant and say early and late when they apex the camera the wrong way?

Dr. Lora Melman: Not really. It’s, it’s not, it’s not like that kind of.

Crew Chief Brad: Uh, well, there’s one that I want to touch on this one. One of my personal favorites that I’d like to hear you talk about.

It’s don’t blame the mirror if you don’t like what you see.

Dr. Lora Melman: Okay, good. Yeah, that’s a good one that I was just sort of more thinking of more like a personal reflection [00:45:00] mirror doesn’t lie. And so if you’re looking in the mirror and it’s you and you don’t like it. It’s not the mirror, but it also goes to, you know, paying attention to your mirrors and kind of knowing what’s going on all around you having that 360 degree awareness.

And if you have put yourself in a spot in the group that you don’t like, and you should have pitted instead and just let everybody go by or give yourself more room and whose, whose fault is that sort of in a way. So multiple things can be sort of taken away from that. My first thought with making that little episode was if you’re just upset with everything going on in the world.

Some of that is actually you.

Crew Chief Eric: So motorsport, we’ve said many times on this show, is unfortunately a male dominated sport. And I’m not saying that it’s totally devoid of women, because it’s not, but they are fewer and far between when you walk around the paddock and you look at all the other drivers that are there at an event.

So I wonder, how did you find yourself? at these HPD events as a woman? Was it inviting? Did you [00:46:00] find it to be a good experience? Were there some challenges there? Do you mind unpacking that for our listeners?

Dr. Lora Melman: Good question. It’s really not that different from surgery. If you take a look at how many surgeons are women versus men, that basically goes back to implicit bias within the training system that did not allow women to have the opportunity to train to be surgeons.

So that’s the reason why there aren’t many women surgeons. But can women be excellent surgeons? Of course they can. There’s a study in the British Journal of Surgery showing that all other factors combined, women are actually better surgeons and their patients do better than, than male surgeons. So there’s that, but you know, going into the motorsports world and going to the paddock and being like the only girl in the group or like the only, you know, one or two girls in the, in the whole entire event that day, you know, I have to admit, it didn’t really bother me because I’m kind of used to it already being, you know, from Surgical background.

I also have done Aikido, which is a martial art, mainly dominated by men. Um, not very many women in Aikido as a martial art in [00:47:00] general. So I’m kind of used to it. So it didn’t really bother me. Did I perceive that people underestimated me or didn’t want me to be there? I don’t know. I don’t really care. You know, I just try to do my best.

And if I’m, you know, somebody that’s slowing down the whole group or something like that, then I don’t belong there. I need to be in a different group and I’m, I’m fine with that. I don’t have an ego with regards to showing that I’m better than anyone else. I’m just trying to be the best person and best driver and develop my driving skills as best as I can.

I’m not competing with anyone or under the pretense that I’m, you know, racing people into corners or anything like that. And so I think that the HPDE community. Since that’s not what it’s about, what’s a good place for me to grow. And so I found a good place there. And I found some groups that are very welcoming to female drivers and very encouraging.

All my coaches have always been very, very encouraging and very helpful to me. You know, the breakout sessions in terms of just [00:48:00] drivers talking to each other. I always find that very helpful. I think that the role of mentorship and teachers. is very important in general. In surgery, we wouldn’t be surgeons without our mentors and teachers that taught us how to do surgery.

So in the driving world, you wouldn’t be where you are if you didn’t have your teachers before you, and if they didn’t have their teachers before them. So there’s a tradition passing on that, that skill set and passing on the information, even in little bits, you learn something new and something valuable from every teacher that you have.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. And one of our senior members always says that you are the byproduct of all of your coaches because the driving skills that you have today, you took something the best, or maybe even you learned from the worst of all those different coaches. And now that has become your driving style. So it’s interesting.

You bring that up, but I also wanted to ask if maybe let’s just say you were a queen for the day and you could change some things about HPDE to make it more inviting, maybe break down some barriers and bring in more women. What. Changes would [00:49:00] you make to kind of revolutionize the sport?

Dr. Lora Melman: That’s a really good question.

I think that just sort of raising awareness of the sport would be a place to start And representing it in a way that this is a sport that men and women do and men and women are good at So to have that representation, I think it would start with that a lot of times Maybe the images that we’re seeing, um, in advertisements and such are, um, you know, buy this for your, you know, boyfriend, buy this for your husband, buy a track day or so that just sort of potentially very male oriented advertising.

So maybe to sort of open that up. And be, you know, a Mother’s Day gift or something like that, just to kind of broaden the interest of various people that might get into the sport.

Crew Chief Eric: With every learning experience, there are trials, there are errors, there are achievements, and there are failures. So what would you say is your biggest oops moment?

In motorsport. We won’t talk about surgery.[00:50:00]

Dr. Lora Melman: Biggest oops moment. That would go back to when I had my first BRZ. I run my cars pretty much completely stock. So I had the original tires on there. And, um, I was at the North course of Pocono. So if you know the North course, turn one kind of turns off of the infield and then goes back onto the Tri Oval.

And it was getting dark and getting a little cool, track temperatures dropping a bit. And I just didn’t think about things, obviously, before they happened too fast for me to control. Going in turn one, got a little into the marbles, got a little bit off, couldn’t control the car, could not turn in. Boom, hit the wall about 60 miles an hour.

Pulled the car and airbags went off and stuff. I was a little bruised. I was okay. I didn’t lose consciousness or anything like that. But that by far was my biggest oops moment. I think it’s important to take away from that when you have a moment like that, or even just little [00:51:00] other, you know, non damaging, you know, to your car moments.

Is it, what do you learn from that? My thing in life is that we make mistakes, everybody makes mistakes, but you should always try to make new mistakes. If you make the same mistakes over and over again, you’re actually not getting better, you’re not learning. So, there’s something to be learned there. So, mistakes are going to happen if they happen and when they happen.

Figure out why it happened and what you can do next time to avoid that. What I learned from that experience is to prioritize areas of the track where I was going to push myself and where I was going to not. And that is an area of the track where you don’t push yourself, or at least I know, because that can happen.

After that happened, and I came back to the paddock and, you know, the car was, you know, put on a flatbed and taken off the track and everything. A lot of people came up to me and said, yeah, I’ve seen that happen before at that turn. You know, obviously it happens or has happened at that point on the track before.

And so on certain circuits, there are [00:52:00] places where there is no room for error. And you have to be aware of that before you get in too deep. Just like in certain parts of a surgery, there are certain areas where there’s no room for error. You don’t want to be slightly off or too close to one vessel or the other, or because you can just wreak havoc.

So you have to be aware of that. So that’s what I learned is to. Think about the racetrack beforehand and where is it okay if I go off and not a big deal and where is it not okay and where I really want to just hone it down and really make sure I’m totally in control and if I get a little out of control, can I save it on those areas?

Crew Chief Eric: So what would you say is probably the best tool when learning a new track for you?

Dr. Lora Melman: I’ve sort of gone back and forth with making little notes on a sort of like a hand drawn map or pre printed map versus the role of simulation. I don’t have a Sim racing, you know, set up or anything like that. I’ve looked into that and I’m still thinking of getting one, but I [00:53:00] think there probably is a good role for simulation, helping you learn the visual cues, learn what the racetrack looks like from on the racetrack.

Cause it obviously is different if you look at a video of somebody else’s in car video versus if you’re the one sort of controlling, you know, sort of the inputs and the outputs. So I think that there’s a great benefit to be had and you can shorten your learning curve. By sort of practicing a track in a completely safe environment of simulated computer environment, I think you can start to learn some basics.

Of course, you don’t have the physical feedback, you know, the seat feel, so to speak, if you have on a real racetrack. But I think that is a valuable tool that people can take advantage of. And I think it actually can help you be safer on the racetrack.

Crew Chief Eric: So do you have a favorite racetrack of all the ones you’ve been to?

Dr. Lora Melman: That’s a really good question. Um, I do like Lime Rock. That’s kind of my first, you know, home track, because I used to live in Connecticut, and I had a Mini Cooper, and it was very good on [00:54:00] Lime Rock, and so I like Lime Rock a lot. I like the, uh, the Pocono infield tracks, different configurations, etc. I like, uh, Lightning.

Crew Chief Eric: All the short ones, huh?

Dr. Lora Melman: I tend to have lower powered cars, so I went from a Mini Cooper to a BRZ. And then I have an M2, which is, you know, relatively speaking to other cars, like the Ferraris and McLarens that are out there now on the racetracks, pretty low powered car still. So I tend to gravitate towards the faster tracks.

Crew Chief Eric: So is there a bucket list track?

Dr. Lora Melman: VIR.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s a good one to pick. It’s a, that’s an IMSA track. It’s a big one. It’s a lot of fun. We were just there not too long ago, wrapping up our season. So I highly recommend it if you haven’t done it. I know you’ve been to the Glen and a lot of other places, but what advice would you give someone starting out in high performance driving?

Dr. Lora Melman: Starting out, I think that it’s important to understand hydration. This is something I address to my patients all the time because after bariatric surgery, it’s actually very hard to stay hydrated. But as a performance athlete, your [00:55:00] performance is going to decrease if your hydration is not as best as it can be.

A lot of people don’t understand what early dehydration feels like. You start to lose focus, you might get a little bit of a headache, feel tired. Those are all symptoms of dehydration. And so, what do you hydrate with is the other thing. Plain water is okay. I would say the sports drinks are a little bit overloaded with sugar.

So if you dilute them a little bit, it’ll actually be absorbed better into your system. Recently, there are some products that have come out that are hydration supplements, either in powder form and you reconstitute them in water. The classic example is actually Pedialyte. Pedialyte is marketed for babies because babies have a very narrow window where if they get dehydrated, you can still save them with oral hydration.

Okay. And so it’s marketed for the, for the small humans. Um, it actually works for, for any human being. If you are dehydrated, one of the best things to do, go to the pharmacy, grab a bottle of Pedialyte, open it up and drink it. It’s actually proven that a [00:56:00] little bit of natural sugar and electrolytes in the right amount in water.

It’s going to absorb and be absorbed by your system about three times more than plain water. So that’s the way to best get yourself rehydrated. This knowledge and technology and development came out of the cholera epidemic when people were infected with the cholera bacteria and had diarrheal illness and were getting dehydrated and were dying from dehydration.

What happened then, an invention was invented, and this was called oral rehydration solution. It’s a powder packet of glucose, and sodium, potassium, magnesium, calcium, some of the electrolytes, that when reconstituted in water, absorbs more readily through the gut epithelium, and helps people rehydrate better.

They couldn’t go around and put IV fluids into these millions of people, but millions of people were saved by oral rehydration solution. So it’s a, it’s a real thing. Sports drinks are a little bit overloaded on sugar because athletes need that extra sugar so they don’t deplete their glycogen stores during a game.

So that’s why there’s more [00:57:00] sugar in those sports drinks. Zero calorie sweeteners do not do the same function as real sugar. So all of the zero, you know, this, you know, non sugar, that, that is not actually hydration solution. That’s marketing. Understanding hydration and how to best help yourself with hydration will in turn help you perform your best.

So that’s really important because you’re learning, putting yourself sort of maybe a little bit outside your comfort zone. You’re trying to, you know, learn new things, new, new sets of, of things, trying to put things together. If you’re dehydrated, you’re just not going to be able to do that as well.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s sage advice.

And we do talk about nutrition and hydration at the track often. And there’s a phenomenon we call the track hangover. And it’s directly as a result of being dehydrated. And two of our members, one is a personal trainer as well as a nutritionist. And the other gentleman is also a weightlifter and former military.

And so they bring different aspects. But to the same conclusion that you brought us to, [00:58:00] which is make sure you drink, drink, drink when you’re at the track, probably more important than eating when you’re at the track is to stay hydrated or any motor sport, really. Because let’s face it, there isn’t a whole lot of shade unless you’ve rented a garage.

That’s also another mitigating factor. There isn’t the fact that you’re out in the sun being beat on all day long. So staying hydrated is super important. Let’s look at some lighter hearted questions. We have some fun ones that we usually ask our guests as we kind of wrap up our segment. We ask questions like a million dollar lady in this case, or, you know, what’s in your free car garage and things like that.

So let’s start with what are your top three favorite cars of all time? And these don’t have to be ones you own. These are just ever been built from, you know, the model T to today.

Dr. Lora Melman: I’m going to say my top three favorites. These are the Ferrari 458 Italia, the naturally aspirated engine, because I think it just sounds beautiful.

I don’t think anything sounds as good as that. That’s just my favorite engine of all time. And I happened to drive [00:59:00] one, uh, maybe a year ago now, um, my husband bought me a birthday gift and it was a driving experience. So I got to drive the 458 Italia, they were all convertibles, the Alfa Romeo 4C, the Bentley Continental.

That was also great. And that’s actually one of my other favorites because I thought it was going to be sort of a stodgy stuffy. Car. And it was like a spaceship. It was awesome. So that’d be my second one. Third favorite car of all time. I’m going to say is the Mazda Miata. I think dollar per pound. That is the funnest car I’ve ever driven.

Like it just does whatever it’s happy to go. It’s got enough power for the street and it’s totally fun. It can be going 20 miles an hour. And having a blast

Crew Chief Eric: switching to the million dollar lady question. If you could spend any amount of money, right. On a car and let’s say that’s the car you would have forevermore.

What would it be?

Dr. Lora Melman: Wow. That’s a really good question. Probably the 458 Italia.

Crew Chief Eric: If you had to buy a new car, a [01:00:00] 2021 model, is there anything that gets your attention that’s coming out this year, next year?

Dr. Lora Melman: Yeah, not really. I’d probably buy another Miata. A

Crew Chief Eric: 2021 Miata?

Dr. Lora Melman: Okay, I can do that.

Crew Chief Brad: I’ve got a question for you.

You keep going. I just popped in my head that how, how do you feel about the electric revolution? And if you had to buy an electric car right now, what would it be?

Dr. Lora Melman: Question. I think it’s very interesting in terms of the technology and battery technology. So I only think that’s going to get better with time.

Um, I had the fortunate experience to drive the take on. So that was really cool. It was a little understeery. It’s just that immediate power. That was awesome. So, uh, if I had to buy an electric vehicle, it’d probably be the Taycan.

Crew Chief Eric: In your opinion, the most attractive car ever penned?

Dr. Lora Melman: Mm hmm. Most

Crew Chief Eric: attractive.

Usually we say sexiest car of all time, but I wanted it [01:01:00] to sound more professional than that. You could have said beautiful. Yeah, that’s true.

Dr. Lora Melman: I think the most beautiful car ever built. Is the F12 Berlinetta by Ferrari. The lines I just think are perfect. The proportions. The way that the air goes sort of through and around the car and helps with the downforce.

I just think that’s just, it’s a work of art.

Crew Chief Eric: So if we turn that on its head, the ugliest car of all time,

Dr. Lora Melman: ugliest car of all time, the Nissan Juke.

Crew Chief Brad: You are not alone.

Crew Chief Eric: You could sit down and have a glass of, Oh, I don’t know, wine or whiskey or maybe a beer. With Clarkson, Hammond, or May, who would it be?

Dr. Lora Melman: Richard Hammond.

Crew Chief Eric: Really? Why?

Dr. Lora Melman: I just like his sort of quirky personality. He’s a little twitchy. I think that’s fun and entertaining and funny. He’d be a hoot to have a beer with.

Crew Chief Eric: I was planning on asking you what your favorite car color was, but we followed you on Instagram long enough. The answer is obviously white.

Dr. Lora Melman: That’s a little bit of an inside [01:02:00] joke, actually, the white paint thing. So when I got the M2, I got it in 2017. So I got it new. It’s a 2018 model year. And I was planning to get the white cause it’s basic white and I was going to wrap it in yellow. And so when I got it. I thought, man, it’s actually kind of nice.

You know, I don’t mind the white. And then I learned about self healing, pain protection film. Right. And as a surgeon, I just thought that was so cool that the, you can get these little nicks and scratches and they heal. So I had to get that. And then I decided, okay, I don’t want to wrap it and put the paint.

So I’m just going to do the paint though. So I just ended up with a white car. Then my husband wanted to get a different car. And so we looked at an Audi TT. He was doing long road trips at the time and, you know, sleet and snow, and he wanted the Quattro all wheel drive. And the place that we go to is a specialist dealer in S and RS cars.

And they had a white TT. So we ended up with two white cars. So that was kind of funny to us. And then after that, he wanted to sort of upgrade and get the [01:03:00] TT RS. So we’re looking around and looking at that same dealer and they had a white TTRS. So he got a white TTRS. So then after that, we decided to get a Mazda Miata and we said, okay, what color are we going to get?

So we just, we stayed with the white. And then it’s just kind of funny between me and my husband and everything that we have. And if we trade paint with the cars, it doesn’t matter cause it’s all white. So that’s just our little joke.

Crew Chief Eric: So room, desk or car, which do you clean first?

That’s awesome.

Dr. Lora Melman: I haven’t cleaned my desk for like eight months and it’s messy. I have just enough room to do my work and that’s fine. I don’t care. But if my car is messy or if there’s like dirt on the floor mat or dust somewhere that I can see on my, my smear on the windshield, I can’t stand it. I have to clean it.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, Dr. Mellman, I cannot thank you enough for coming on the show. This has been a really interesting juxtaposition between surgery, the world of medicine, and motorsport.

Crew Chief Brad: I love [01:04:00] hearing about, uh, just all the, the surgical lessons and everything like that. Uh, I’ve been following you on Instagram for a long time.

So yeah, it’s, it’s, it’s good to, to, you know, to, to put a voice in everything to the stories and get a little more detail and background.

Crew Chief Eric: As we look back over the plethora of quotes from SLFTR, I wonder, I guess you don’t have a plan for where it’s going to go. They’re all reflections upon all your weekends at the track and things like that.

So we don’t know what to expect for next season, but I am looking forward to what you’re going to say next. I think you’ve really helped to clarify. The overlap between the precision and the surgery, the precision and motorsport, really tying things together in such a way that I don’t think many of our listeners really took a moment to think about before we had this conversation.

And I just find it fascinating. And I hope that most of our listeners did too. So with that being said, if you want to learn more about Dr. Melman and her practice.

Dr. Lora Melman: So anybody that wants to learn more can go to our website. If you type in bariatric surgery, New [01:05:00] Jersey as all full words, altogether. com, that’s our website.

We are advanced surgical and bariatrics of New Jersey. We’re a six surgeon practice, very high volume with regards to bariatric surgery, reflux surgery. and hernia surgery. And we’re one of the expertise centers in the area,

Crew Chief Eric: but also be sure to follow her on Instagram at fast track surgeon, as she continues to update her surgical lessons from the racetrack.

So again, Dr. Melman, thank you so much for coming on the show. We’ve really, really appreciate it.

Dr. Lora Melman: Thank you so

Crew Chief Brad: much. If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out on www. gtmotorsports. org. You can also find us on Instagram at grandtorymotorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, You can call or text us at 202 630 1770, or send us an email [01:06:00] gtmotorsports.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Meet Dr. Lora Melman: The Fast Track Surgeon
  • 01:20 Understanding Obesity and Its Surgical Treatments
  • 03:58 Reflux and Hernia Surgeries Explained
  • 09:51 The Concept of Fast Track Surgery
  • 10:55 Preoperative Preparation and Recovery
  • 16:32 Dr. Melman’s Motorsport Journey Begins
  • 21:02 Challenges and Learning in Motorsports
  • 24:11 Connecting Surgery and Motorsports
  • 36:12 The Importance of Smooth Driving
  • 36:58 Mastery Through Deliberate Practice
  • 38:01 Surgical Training and Continuous Learning
  • 39:25 The Structured System of Motorsport Education
  • 41:33 Driving the Camera in Laparoscopic Surgery
  • 45:35 Women in Motorsport and Overcoming Bias
  • 49:56 Learning from Mistakes in Motorsport
  • 54:46 Hydration and Performance in Motorsport
  • 58:35 Favorite Cars and Dream Vehicles
  • 01:03:53 Conclusion and Final Thoughts

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Dr. Melman’s motorsports journey began during her surgical residency at Wash U in St. Louis. A lunchtime conversation about autocross led her to her first event in a humble Nissan Sentra. From there, she graduated to a manual Mini Cooper S – a car that initially terrified her but ultimately became her gateway to high-performance driving.

Her track prep mirrors her surgical prep: reviewing notes, visualizing performance, setting goals. “Recovery is a proactive process,” she says, whether it’s healing from surgery or improving lap times. She packs hydration, nutrition, and mental focus – just like she advises her patients.

Precision, Planning, and Performance

Whether in the OR or on the track, Dr. Melman emphasizes the importance of preparation. In surgery, that means optimizing patients beforehand – controlling diabetes, quitting smoking, losing weight – to ensure the best outcomes. On track, it’s about knowing your car, your lines, and your limits.

She draws parallels between surgical decision-making and motorsports analysis. “Details are everywhere,” she says, “but it’s what you do with those details that defines excellence.” It’s not just about collecting trivia – it’s about applying knowledge with purpose.

Interestingly, while surgery is deeply data-driven, Dr. Melman hasn’t yet incorporated telemetry into her track days. But she’s intrigued. “I’d love to work with data,” she admits. “It would help me learn and improve.” Her surgical practice relies on evidence-based decisions — from mesh selection in hernia repair to minimizing narcotic use post-op – and she sees potential in applying that same rigor to driving.

  • If you're wondering if I wear the exact same pair of shoes in the OR that I wear at the racetrack, those are actually totally separate pairs of shoes. I do wear Puma Ferrari driving shoes for my robotic cases, though, because the robot has multiple different pedals and you actually drive it with both feet - Dr. Melman
  • Shout-out to Mike Woeller who has captured the images of me on track over the years and has even done some personal photo shoots for me in the past.
  • I started in Motorsports... AutoCrossing a 1997 Nissan Sentra

Stitching Together Two Worlds

Her Instagram series, “Surgical Lessons from the Racetrack,” captures the philosophical and practical overlaps between her two passions. She pairs images from the OR and the track with insights about safety, efficiency, and skill. It’s a celebration of the human body and machine – and the mindset required to master both. Dr. Melman’s story is one of resilience, curiosity, and the drive to connect disciplines in meaningful ways.


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Getting into Cars

It took a big life change to get me going on cars; I certainly wasn’t expecting to find myself, one day, trying to drive around some silly looking SUV – just to get a better look at an early 80’s Mercedes. But change is good, cars are great, and now I want a 1973 BMW 2002tii Touring.

My dad has a Jeep Wrangler, in the early to mid 2000’s he decided to rebuild the engine. My brother has a Willy’s, him and my dad built it together.

red jeep yellow willys

I had no awesome car, never worked on a car, never showed much interest in it, never got a thrill out of driving (but I do like driving stick). So imagine me, getting excited about a long road trip just for a car show. Well I did, eventually.

My boyfriend, at the time of only 2 months, wanted to take me on a road trip to a car show. It was kinda crazy at the time, being so new in our relationship, to make plans well into the new year for a long trip to another state. But plans were made and we kept telling each other how crazy we were.

Because The Vintage is about vintage BMW’s, we would be driving the e30 convertible down. Gorgeous weather, sunshine, and amazing views the whole way. We started planning our route and realized it would be quite a bit of driving. It might be a good idea if I practiced driving the e30, on the off chance he needed a break for an hour or two. Plus, it had been a long time since I had driven a stick.

Apparently, no one, I mean no one, except my boyfriend had ever gotten to drive his e30. I did not find this out until after we came back from my practice drive. The e30 is his baby, his precious delicate snowflake. You can imagine he was quite tense as I rolled out of the driveway onto the road. He talked me through the specifics of shifting in the BMW, how sensitive it all was, don’t force the gear change, easy on the clutch. I learned a lot in five minutes, even more in the next ten. I learned how much I missed driving stick, how much I loved driving, how much I enjoyed the feel of a German car, and how much fun I had figuring out the technique to make it purr. I was really looking forward to our trip.

Now, the bf (now husband) had been eyeballing a Strömung exhaust upgrade on the e30, so when a group buy came up on a BMW forum he jumped on it. The exhaust arrived and of course it MUST be installed before the trip to The Vintage. This became my first car project.

e30 in field of poppies

That was such a fun project. I’m trying to remember the most fun thing about installing the new exhaust and honestly, it was shimmying under the car and dry fitting the exhaust. That does not sound exciting – but it was, at least for me. While I was under the BMW holding the exhaust in place, the bf was aligning and marking and checking measurements. I enjoyed it. The exhaust was installed about two weeks before our trip. When it came time for the trip, we hit the road, top down and enjoying the gorgeous weather. I made my first rookie convertible mistake and lost my hat; never lean to the side in a convertible. A stop to Walmart later hooked me up with a new one.

We took half of Skyline drive down. I noticed him rev matching while he shifted through turns and asked about it. I had no idea that was a thing. It made sense. Not only was I loving the breeze and views but learning about engine mechanics and more about shifting. We talked about the engine, the clutch, shifting, engine braking, and other things. It felt good.

e30 on skyline overlook

Riding alongside him talking about cars up in the mountains with views for miles is a great memory for me. I’m sure he has the better one though; driving a great car, talking about cars with a girl who is listening and actually interested (not just in him but in cars too), with the sun shining down and a fantastic view. While I envy him driving, I don’t think he was quite ready to hand over the wheel. Besides, he was enjoying himself, can’t really blame him.

We made our way into Hot Springs late at night after about 10 hours on and off the road. The Vintage started the next day and I couldn’t wait. Seeing rows and rows of beautiful cars, lovingly restored, modified, and maintained was riveting. The paint jobs, the engines, the stories, the people. I saw my favorite. Why is it women always like hard to get things? 1973 BMW 2002tii Touring. Never sold in the US, if you see them in the states it was shipped over. Drool.

I got to paint on the Isetta – an art car to commemorate the Vintage. If you see an Isetta with a red fox on the side of it, that’s mine. I spent a lot of time painting it. But it was fun. And it looks good. I met the guys from Garage Riot and downloaded the app! Tried to convince them to offload their giveaways to me, didn’t work. 🙂

fox painting

Eventually The Vintage came to an end and we began our journey back north. For our return trip, since it was drizzly and dreary, we decided to take the upper half of Skyline drive back home. He pulled over before we entered and asked if I wanted to drive. Hell yeah! Even if only for a bit, I really wanted to.

driving stick again

Let me tell you about that drive. It got dark real fast, the weather was still dreary, and a thick dense fog rolled in. Deer were out and about. Probably one of the scariest drives I’ve ever done. Super high elevation and nearly no visibility 5 feet in front of the e30. Deer popping out like whack-a-moles. At one point I had to stop and calm down, my nerves were too high, I couldn’t see anything, and I was driving my bf’s baby. No way was I going to wreck or ruin his car. Stopping helped a lot. I reset and journeyed on. The weather began to clear and what was that ahead? A tunnel.

fog bank

Anybody that has an amazing exhaust knows the joy of a tunnel, and if you don’t, I suggest you go get learned. We drove through that tunnel and relished the purr. So much so we turned around drove through it again, recorded it, and drove back for a third time, recording that too. The video doesn’t do the sound justice. I got to drive the e30, with the new exhaust, in a tunnel! Was it amazing? Heck yeah it was!

So that is how it started. Installing the exhaust, hearing the fruit of your labor in a tunnel and getting a rush of excitement from it. Who knew I’d become a car girl?


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B/F: The Drive Thru #6 – Would You like fries with that?

The script is a comedic and detailed discussion from GTM’s monthly news episode, ‘The Drive Thru,’ hosted by Brad, Eric, and Tania. The episode features a series of bizarre and amusing car-related stories and public service announcements, mostly involving eccentric behaviors and accidents, primarily starring ‘Florida Man’ and a few other interesting individuals from different states. Topics range from a man setting his car on fire with a scented candle, another attempting to recycle a metal power pole using his Toyota Camry, to drivers sleeping behind the wheel of semi-autonomous vehicles. The hosts delve into amusing anecdotes, including the misuse of government funds for luxury cars during the pandemic, a man flipping a combine harvester while drunk, and a woman setting her boyfriend’s Jeep on fire. The episode is filled with humorous commentary, safety warnings, and light-hearted banter on the absurdity of these car-related stories.

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Executive Producer Tania: [00:00:00] The Drive Thru is GTM’s monthly news episode and is sponsored in part by organizations like HPTEjunkie. com, Hooked on Driving, AmericanMuscle. com, CollectorCarGuide. net, Project Motoring, Garage Style Magazine, and many others. If you are interested in becoming a sponsor of the Drive Thru, look no further than www.

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Crew Chief Brad: Hello, and welcome to another installment of the drive thru. This is Brad, your host. With me as always is Eric. Hello! And we’ve got Tanya as well.

Executive Producer Tania: Hi!

Crew Chief Brad: As you may know, the drive thru is our monthly recap where we’ve put together a menu of local, racing, and random car jason news.

Crew Chief Eric: So now, I think it’s time to switch to our fan favorite section of the drive thru. A section we call…

Executive Producer Tania: Would you like some [00:01:00] fries with that?

Crew Chief Eric: Well, we’ve scoured the world looking for the best in car adjacent news.

So what’s first? Probably

Executive Producer Tania: the best, but it’s always interesting.

Crew Chief Brad: I think it should be called Florida Man. That’s what we originally called it. I think it should stay, the next section is Florida Man.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, there’s a quote that goes with it. That’s what the next line is. So I’m going to use Tanya’s thing and then go ahead.

Executive Producer Tania: Because every, every good story seems to start with a Florida Man.

So I’m going to start with a Florida Man. Sets his car on fire, driving with a candle. I really like this story. Now, before I break it down, I wanted to say nobody was hurt, thankfully. Um, I think the only injury was obviously to this man’s vehicle, and his pride and ego, and whatever else goes along with that, but.

Crew Chief Eric: Can I ask you a question before you dive into this? It’s a Chevy [00:02:00] Malibu,

Crew Chief Brad: so who really cares? It’s not much of a loss.

Crew Chief Eric: No, no, no. I wonder, because he’s driving with a candle. And you guys are going to hear about this on a later episode. Was he trying to recreate the ambiance of the night scene in Gone in 60 Seconds?

Executive Producer Tania: I think he,

Crew Chief Brad: I think he was on a date.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, let’s break it down here and let’s see what we think when we get to the end of this. Okay. Who

Crew Chief Brad: is this Florida man?

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t, I don’t remember. I’m going to leave the nameless nameless. Okay. See if I can get this with a straight face. So a man was driving with a scented candle in his car.

At this point, okay, I’m more interested in why it’s a scented candle than just a candle.

Crew Chief Brad: What is the scent? What’s the flavor? What flavor candle is that? Black ice, like you get at Track Auto.

Executive Producer Tania: See, I wanna know how bad does this guy’s car smell that a pine cone air [00:03:00] freshener from the corner gas station wasn’t enough, okay?

He needed a scented candle, okay? Candle tips over, ignites some paperwork.

Crew Chief Brad: Probably divorce papers.

Executive Producer Tania: Who manufactured this candle that it tipped over, didn’t snuff itself out, and then ignited paperwork?

Crew Chief Brad: Yankee Candle.

Executive Producer Tania: Probably, it makes some good candles. Also, where was this candle that you didn’t see it fall over?

Subsequently, ignite paperwork that you couldn’t put the fire out very quickly.

Crew Chief Brad: It was in the back seat for safety.

Executive Producer Tania: Also, was there accelerant on this paper? Because, I don’t know how it lit this quickly. We read Fahrenheit 451, the temperature at which a book burns. Now, the man pulls over, grabs a trash can, goes in search of water.

At the risk of minor burns, [00:04:00] why would you not grab the paperwork? Chuck it out the car, or I don’t know, grab the floor mat, start beating the flames to put it out? Like, at what point? Do you decide that? There’s a trash can, now let me go find water.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, that’s what you need the candle for, because you keep putting trash water in your car.

Executive Producer Tania: So, he presumably returns, I don’t know with water or not, in this trash can, but the car is engulfed in flames. He

Crew Chief Brad: returned with marshmallows.

Executive Producer Tania: Maybe. Again, the car isn’t, I want to know. Where was this candle? But more importantly, who made this extraordinary candle that lit this car on fire? That’s basically the article.

But even further, I’m left with, what do you say when you call up the insurance company? I’ll just leave it there.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, the candle excuse has been used for every meth lab [00:05:00] explosion on the East Coast that I know of. So, maybe this was like the scene from Breaking Bad. It’s, you know, it’s an RV and, I don’t know.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, from the picture, the candle was in the front.

Crew Chief Eric: Okay.

Executive Producer Tania: It looked like it was in the front passenger seat. So, I don’t, I just can’t even imagine. Only in Florida.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, yeah, only in Florida. And, and scientists have, uh, I, I, no, I have to say it this way. Statistics have shown that people flatulate up to 14 times a day, so maybe this guy spent a lot of time in his car and therefore the candle was a necessary evil in order to survive.

Crew Chief Brad: I don’t think he has to say anything to the insurance company. I think when they look up his record and see Florida man, I don’t think, I think they’re just going to write it off. I think they’ve got a whole special department for Florida residents. 100%.

Executive Producer Tania: The public service announcement, listeners, please, you know, do not drive with candles lit.

Crew Chief Eric: Buy, buy that black ice. I imagine seeing that on the digital board going [00:06:00] down, uh, 695

Executive Producer Tania: next week. All right. So, and you know, bless this man’s heart because he had the best intentions. It just weren’t really advisable, safe, legal, I don’t know. But a Florida man. Steals, and that’s a strong word, maybe, but steals a downed power pole, puts it on his, like, 1990s vintage Camry, somehow straps a downed power pole to the top of his Camry, and tries to go to a recycling center to recycle it.

But they got, but got turned away, and then Excuse me? Yeah, so that’s why I said he had the best of intentions here. Wait,

Crew Chief Eric: wait, wait, wait. Before we get to the recycling center, is this like that meme that’s been on the internet since, since Al Gore created it, or sorry, since the internet was created where it’s the Jetta at Home Depot and it’s weighed down by like six feet of plywood?

Is [00:07:00] this the scene I am picturing in my head with this Camry and a telephone poles dropped to it?

Executive Producer Tania: He was driving around town, so clearly it wasn’t too heavy for the Camry. It definitely you can see that Camry’s slightly weighted down nowhere near as bad as, as that Home Depot Jetta.

Crew Chief Brad: So do, do telephone poles bring in a lot of money at the recycling center?

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, maybe it was a metal recycling center. They weigh by the pound.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, wait, wait, it’s a metal.

Executive Producer Tania: telephone pole?

Crew Chief Eric: It’s not a wooden one?

Executive Producer Tania: Oh, it’s metal.

Crew Chief Eric: Because my next question was going to be, how are we recycling wood?

Executive Producer Tania: No, it’s a metal one, which apparently it’s a light pole. Yes, it’s like a light pole. Oh,

Crew Chief Eric: okay.

Okay.

Executive Producer Tania: A tall fricking light pole, which is, I don’t know how he got it. onto the Camry.

Crew Chief Brad: He hit it and it fell on.

Executive Producer Tania: Maybe that’s what happened. And then he just got some straps and just, yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: So he was already laying on the car, gets in the trunk and pulls out a ratchet strap and tries to [00:08:00] recycle

Executive Producer Tania: center. Not even ratchet straps.

I don’t even know. This is like wire.

Crew Chief Brad: String. It’s gotta be that, that like Ikea

Crew Chief Eric: twine.

Crew Chief Brad: Crafting string from Michael.

Executive Producer Tania: Bless the 71 year old man’s heart. Wait, what? I mean, the story, there’s so many layers to this onion.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, please continue.

Executive Producer Tania: We’re gonna deep fry this

Crew Chief Eric: bloomin onion in a minute.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, there’s so many questions.

How did a seven year old man get the pole on top of his head? Is he

Crew Chief Eric: Hercules?

Crew Chief Brad: He’s like that guy from Seinfeld. The one guy’s dad who kept getting in a competition, a lifting competition.

Crew Chief Eric: Which flea market… What’s this at

Crew Chief Brad: Daytona Beach?

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t know. Okay, look, just after 11 a. m. whenever this was early, broad daylight, broad daylight, 11 a.

m. on a Monday, the authority spotted the 1997 Toyota Camry.

Crew Chief Brad: I’m glad they got the year right.

Executive Producer Tania: And the state troopers [00:09:00] arrested seven year one year old man, and they recovered the utility pole. It was a light pole, whatever. I don’t know. He tried to do the right thing. He tried to

Crew Chief Brad: recycle it. I think he hid it on his way to the NASCAR race and he instead of, instead of just leaving it on the side of the road, he tried to return it to the only public facility he knew of, the recycling center.

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t know. There’s a lot going on here. I just, I just have a grand theft. So it’s like,

Crew Chief Brad: wait, is there a lot of copper wire in those poles?

Crew Chief Eric: I just have this vision of a Camry going down the highway with a, now a metal. telephone pole, not a, not a wooden one on the roof. And as he’s making the off ramp, it hits the guardrail and it’s scraping the whole way down the ramp, right?

Cause I mean, a light pole is really tall, right? I’m

Executive Producer Tania: like, how does this work?

Crew Chief Brad: And then he goes back to get the guardrail.

Executive Producer Tania: There’s a link. You can see a still shot of the light pole on [00:10:00] the Camry. It was a tow truck right in front because I don’t know how it would fit. Like they’re gonna like tow this guy away.

Like I don’t know how that’s all fitting together on this tow truck. But hey, I mean it’s sticking out like probably probably 20 feet off the back of the Camry.

Crew Chief Eric: This is ridiculous. I mean, too much eggnog. All right. That’s all I know. That’s all I know is the

Executive Producer Tania: season.

Crew Chief Brad: So Tonya, tell us about the next Florida man.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh, so he had another Florida man and this is very annoying. Okay. Gets 4 million in COVID PPP and buys a Lambo. Now I, this whole time have misunderstood what the paycheck protection program was for, because it’s apparently for buying a Lamborghini Huracan and not for paying your employees during the time of COVID.

Like this jackass. Just gonna say it. I mean it’s utterly disgraceful in a time like now where [00:11:00] people are under real crisis, they’re without jobs, small business owners are struggling to make ends meet to pay their employees. You’ve got this guy defrauding the Paycheck Protection Program for four million dollars and he was shooting for way higher than that four million, okay, to support his alleged four businesses.

And I’m wondering, again, if the missing link, what we don’t know, is that one of his businesses was to drive around the Lamborghini Huracan. Maybe.

Crew Chief Brad: But that still only falls under marketing expense, in that, I don’t, the way the 75%.

On your payroll costs, which included health insurance and taxes and stuff like that

Crew Chief Eric: leaves you with a million bucks if it’s 75 percent right? That’s good enough to buy a Lamborghini or

Crew Chief Brad: correct. Correct. But that means he doesn’t get to write all or you can’t get that million dollars forgiven for that hurricane.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, apparently it was a 318, [00:12:00] 000 Huracan, so I don’t know what they actually go for, but…

Crew Chief Eric: Slap some vinyls on the side of that thing. It’s marketing, baby!

Crew Chief Brad: And I will say that it was dirt simple to get approved for the PPP loans. I’m an accountant, and I’ve had to do this for a couple clients. And they don’t ask for…

I mean, they ask for some information, but you basically fill it out yourself. You go through your bank, and if you’ve got a good relationship with your bank, they don’t look. They don’t ask questions. They just say, oh, you’re approved. Here you go.

Executive Producer Tania: That’s unfortunate. I mean, it wasn’t just a Lamborghini either.

I mean, he was buying lots of other, like, high end luxury items. He had a million

Crew Chief Eric: bucks to spend, of course. But what I want to know is… What type of candle did he buy for his name? What scent do you think it came in?

Crew Chief Brad: See that’s gonna be the that’s gonna be the next article. Florida man burns Lamborghini to get rid of evidence.

Crew Chief Eric: Like donkey. Yeah, I was gonna say does it come in shit bag?

Crew Chief Brad: It smells like jackass.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, he was caught. [00:13:00] He’s facing serious criminal charges as you should think. Bank fraud, falsifying, you know, statements to a lending institution, engaging in transactions with unlawful proceeds. It’s, it’s, it’s serious.

It’s a million dollar fine and 30 years in prison. So, I mean, hope that was worth it.

Crew Chief Brad: This reminds me of that story a few years ago where another Florida man bought that Bugatti Veyron and tried to sink it in the, I guess in the intercoastal because he didn’t have the money to cover the loan or whatever.

So he tried to do insurance fraud.

Executive Producer Tania: So we’re back, back to Florida and not, you know, there’s a lot of nice fine people in Florida. We’re not trying to, you know, poke fun at Floridians. Um, there’s, there’s crazy people in every state and every part of the world that do some very crazy things. And, you know, this just happens that, again, it’s another Florida man.

And, you know, he wanted a Porsche. He wanted a 911 Turbo. And, you [00:14:00] know, perhaps he didn’t have the 140, 000 for it, but he had the 75 for a home printer. So, you know, what do you do? I mean, you just. Print a cashier’s check for 140 grand and you walk into the dealer and you buy yourself a 9 11 jervo. Makes total sense.

And then you try to buy three Rolexes with more printed checks. And then of course, because you bought a 75 printer. And I don’t know if you bought a 75 printer. Um, you get caught. Then you get arrested. And you very likely go to jail for fraudulent activities. check forging and all sorts of good stuff. So needless to say he was caught short lived.

I hope he enjoyed the two days he had to 9 11.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, there is all sorts of wrong with this equation, from not just the printing of the check, but the people that accepted it, [00:15:00] the dealership, and everything else. I mean, it’s just mind boggling. And again, not trying to single out Florida, because… But the stuff that goes on down there, you can’t, you can’t make this up.

I

Executive Producer Tania: mean, it was a really good printer, I don’t know. I mean, usually the cashier’s checks and things like that, I mean, checks in general, I mean, have certain marks, watermarks.

Crew Chief Brad: They, they use, they use a special magnetic ink.

Crew Chief Eric: So you, so again, it all comes full circle. You take apart the Etch A Sketch to use the parts to repair your Cybertruck, use the magnet aluminum magnetic powder inside the Etch A Sketch to make your Your check that you bought the printer from Best Buy so you can go buy your Sony Vision S.

You see it all, it’s all full circle. It’s turtles all the way down from here.

Executive Producer Tania: And then with your Best Buy rewards points you can turn around on the PlayStation 5 put in your Sony Vision S.

Crew Chief Eric: There you go. We have connected all the dots now. So, what else is [00:16:00] going on in Florida? Anything?

Executive Producer Tania: So, this one is quite good and it’s worth a look at the image.

So, it’s a very short article and our southern friends at Wink News, Southwest Florida’s leading news, posted this article about a Florida man seen on video. riding on the hood of a truck down a busy highway and I would like to point out that it’s not just a truck like ain’t no ford f 150 or chevy this is a freaking semi truck okay he and according to the picture he’s only wearing underwear

Crew Chief Eric: he’s sunbathing I noticed that too I was like wow

Executive Producer Tania: at least I hope it’s underwear and not blurred out but at any rate It’s probably, it’s hopefully gray underwear.

So, a Florida man went, and I’m going to read this article, Florida man went for a nine mile busy highway, [00:17:00] but in a highly unusual fashion, on the hood of a tractor trailer. The South Florida Sun Sentinel reported that the unidentified man climbed onto the hood Saturday after stopping his vehicle along Florida’s Turnpike and walking out onto the highway.

The Florida Highway Patrol says the tractor trailer driver continued on down the road as the man clung to the hood and began pounding on the windshield with his fists and his forehead. Eventually, a trooper stopped the tractor trailer and took the man into custody. He was committed for a 72 hour mental health evaluation under the state’s Baker Act.

No serious injuries were reported. Maybe he would like to say… If he has a mental health issue, that’s nothing to make fun of, and I hope he gets the help that he needs, because that’s very serious. That aside, what the hell was the tractor trailer driver doing? Like, why did you keep going for nine miles?

Crew Chief Brad: That guy, that guy was standing [00:18:00] his ground. Maybe. Gordon’s got that stand your ground law. I bet that’s what he was doing.

Crew Chief Eric: Maybe they were reenacting the scene from Indiana Jones. Where he crawls up from underneath of the Nazi, you know, military truck and then ends up on the windshield. Maybe it’s the sequel to Lost Bullet 2.

Or maybe it’s a rebirth of Gone in 60 Seconds. I, and I know the listeners haven’t heard these episodes yet, but they are coming. And believe me, they’re amazing. So, who knows?

Executive Producer Tania: There’s crazy people all over the world. And this next one brings us across the pond to a London woman who fell out of a car onto a busy highway while filming a Snapchat video.

I agree with the police. It truly is lucky that she wasn’t seriously injured or killed, or let alone somebody else be traumatized by hitting her on the highway.

Crew Chief Brad: But think of [00:19:00] the views.

Executive Producer Tania: But the best, the best part of the article. Quote, and I assume this is in response to a Twitter post from the London police.

Asked by a user if officers explain the dangers of the attempts to the woman, the police replied. Every chance they worked it out before, we spoke to them about it. This wasn’t the first time this woman dangled out of a car on the highway trying to do Snapchat videos. Dumb AF. Was it the first

Crew Chief Brad: time she fell out?

Crew Chief Eric: Those are all on TikTok instead. So, you know,

Crew Chief Brad: she was doing some stupid, you know, happy hands dance. Like, she’s doing the

Crew Chief Eric: floss, like out the window of the car.

Crew Chief Brad: Kiki, do you love me? Are you [00:20:00] riding? Let me fall out on the freeway.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, that’s good. That’s rich. Wow. I mean, we know no bounds when it comes to this sort of stuff.

Executive Producer Tania: Whew. Thank you to the world for, for, for giving us this.

Crew Chief Eric: Man, what’s the equivalent of the Darwin Awards in the automotive world? That’s what we got going on here. How did this Florida woman make it to the UK?

I mean, uh, maybe she could have taken a ride on the front of a tractor trailer like the guy from last month. I mean, you know, it all comes full circle. There’s so many ways that this dramatic dramatization could end. God, I, I can’t explain this one at all.

Executive Producer Tania: I will say there was some other crazy stuff that happened in Florida this past month and involved inebriation.

Golf carts [00:21:00] and riding lawnmowers in the riding lawnmower was going down the highway.

So public service announcement. Please do not operate any sort of motorized vehicle under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Crew Chief Eric: Full stop. But with that being said, I can’t explain our next story, which is. A square body hauls 32, 000 pounds of logs. What’s a square body? Shimmy! Yeah! And I tell you what, I started watching this video and I got about 30 seconds in and my brain started to melt.

Right? And then I realized, man, Mountain Man Dan is going to be so proud of this. So I got to watch this video because it involves square bodies. And I’m like, all right, I’m in it. And then I realized it’s 20 minutes long. [00:22:00] And I’m like, I’m like, holy cow, where are we going? So the moral to the story is, if you want to understand the phrase more money than brains, this video pretty much summarizes that sentiment.

Crew Chief Brad: He can’t have that much money. He’s got a square body.

Crew Chief Eric: All right, hold up. He bought a retired fire truck, bright red, all the decals on the side, paid 15 grand. For a square body and it’s mint lifted. I mean, they showed pictures of it underneath. All the parts have been replaced, manual transmission, rebuilt 350, all this stuff.

I mean, this truck was ready to go.

Yeah,

Crew Chief Eric: ain’t nothing to look at. It’s a square body. I mean, if you’re a fan of them, if you’re a fan of a brick with wheels, fine. It is what it is. But I’m looking at this thing for, for what it is, being as, as old as this, it’s a great truck. 15 grand, maybe a little bit much to spend on it.

And then this guy, younger gentleman, he [00:23:00] decides. Well, we did a test on another episode where we wanted to see how much a Ford F 150 diesel or whatever it was could tow to its absolute limit. And apparently this gentleman is not a fan of the square body. And he tells you that pretty much within the first minute of the video.

And he says, I want to prove or disprove whether or not these trucks are really all that they’re cracked up to be. Because square body owners are religious. As we know, Mount Mandan is. Those trucks can do anything. They can go anywhere. There will be one in space next to the Tesla Roadster, you know, in, in several years, I’m sure it’ll be, it’ll be flying rust though, but you know, hey, whatever.

Executive Producer Tania: So another, um, interesting little piece of news for three people that probably care. Tesla Roadster that’s out there in orbit somewhere, uh, is close to Mars. And moving on. No, just kidding. Uh, I don’t know who really cares about this. I guess it’s a fun fact. [00:24:00] Um, to throw some fun facts, it’s traveled 1. 3 billion miles since it was launched.

And it’s approximately 37 million miles away from the planet earth. So it’s going to be a very long time before it’s ever back. Sort of, sort of close to earth. And even then you won’t be able to see it. Um, with, you know, high power telescope or anything like that. So at least not one, not, not a personal one, at least.

Crew Chief Brad: And it did this on a single charge.

Executive Producer Tania: Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. I still don’t understand the point of the whole thing, but Hey, it’s out there being space junk. So moving on

Crew Chief Brad: and speaking of just because you can’t fall off

Crew Chief Eric: when it collects moisture in space. Is there moisture in space?

So with that being said, he [00:25:00] decides, okay, I’m going to make sides for the bed and I’m going to fill it with firewood. Cool. I was like, well, to me, that doesn’t seem like, that does not seem like 16 tons of wood. Nope. That was to level the bed with the roof so that he could then proceed to put logs, telephone poles, and all sorts of trees on top of the truck, and then strap it down with chains to the body and see how far he could drive.

Once they realized they had forward motion in the truck, then it was time to destroy the truck. And do all sorts of crazy things. So I’m not going to spoiler alert, but you need to watch the video and watch it through the end because there’s even stuff in the outtakes of the video, uh, that are just mind bogglingly stupid.

But I will say it has left me with a new impression of the square body. Those trucks are amazing. [00:26:00] I would say they’re right up there with the Toyota Hilux. Cannot kill one, uh, as hard as these guys try, uh, but you will lose brain cells by the end of that 20 minute period. It is absolutely bonkers. But it did, it did, it did lead me into another question though, because I, as I was thinking about it.

I wanted to know, Squarebody, you know, was famous, was made famous by Lee Majors, the Fall guy, right? Two tone, Squarebody flying through the air every episode, right? Because he was like the Magnum PI with the pickup truck. And it got me thinking, because we were talking about it the other day, Mr. T and trailer and vans and this and that, you know, you had the A Team van.

John Voight drove a LeBaron, and there’s other celebrities that drive all sorts of weird cars. And it got me thinking, what does Mr. T drive as a street car? So in a quick round of what should I buy, what do you guys think? What does Mr. T drive as his daily driver? Buick [00:27:00] Roadmaster.

Executive Producer Tania: So I just found a picture of him in ZR1, if it’s true. So there you go. Maybe he has a Corvette.

Crew Chief Brad: Boom. Is it a C4 ZR1?

Executive Producer Tania: Him in the door.

Crew Chief Eric: There you go. That is true. Mr. T drives a Corvette. So how do you like that? Right? I am. I want to know what body style as well because he’s a big dude. So, maybe you can put a big man in a little car, right Brad?

Crew Chief Brad: You can wedge anybody into anything. Apparently Matt keeps telling me you can fit me into a Miata. I don’t believe it, but, Stranger things have happened.

Crew Chief Eric: Do we want to talk about Sturgis, or do we want to just leave it where it sits?

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, uh, I don’t know. All I was, so, I mean, We might be remiss without a little bit of COVID car adjacent news, I suppose.

I think we’re all aware, because it was in the news, uh, quite a bit leading up to the event, during the event, [00:28:00] after the event, the Sturgis, uh, the yearly Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, um, a lot of people were very concerned prior to this event taking place that it was going to be bringing, you know, Thousands of people that weren’t going to be socially distant and using masks, et cetera, et cetera.

Lo and behold, that’s exactly what happened at the event. Um, and then, you know, the bigger headlines were 250, 000 cases of, you know, the coronavirus because of the surges rally. And, you know, that, that got people excited. And then there was. some, you know, back checking, well, you know, really probably wasn’t 250, 000.

That was really a number that was just kind of generated from predictions of what, you know, the worst case could be. At the end of the day, I, none of us really know what the true numbers are and I haven’t been following it that closely. I, I think it’s, It’s probably accurate to say that, you know, COVID was [00:29:00] probably brought to this small town of South Dakota if it wasn’t already there as a result of this, um, event.

Um, I’m sure that, you know, it wasn’t zero cases, probably wasn’t 250, 000. Who knows, but nonetheless, you know, we’re still in this thing, whether you want to believe it exists or not, we all got to do our part, um, so we can get through it, so just, just be mindful of that. All right. All right, so, I’ve got a question.

So we’re still in an age of remakes, sequels, and all that, right? Yeah, of course. We’re still living in this age. So who thinks it’s time for a Ben Hur redo? What? Brought into modern times. Fast and the Furious Ben Hur edition?

Crew Chief Brad: I think you mean Ben Harley.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh, I like it. So I know this sounds ludicrous, and what am I talking about?

And nobody wants to see horse chariot racing, because if no one’s familiar with Ben Hur, [00:30:00] that was the, what the movie was about. Roman times and chariot races and all that. But what if in this modern remake of Ben Hur, it was motorcycle chariot racing?

Crew Chief Brad: So they’re riding motorcycles being pulled by horses?

I don’t get it.

Executive Producer Tania: No, they’re riding a chariot wagon thing being pulled by motorcycles.

Crew Chief Eric: Wait a minute, how does that work?

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t know, honestly, how this could possibly work. Is this

Crew Chief Eric: legit?

Executive Producer Tania: This is legit. Apparently, this was a popular form of motorsport in the 1920s and 30s, kind of around the world, and… This is the first I’ve heard of it, so you can look this up, there’s an article, there’s lots of vintage pictures in there of these people, literally in, in the, in the chariot wagon, and, and they’ve got straps attached to the throttles on these [00:31:00] motorcycles.

And apparently that’s how they’re controlling, I guess that’s how they’re in steering, I imagine, because I, I don’t think they were just going in a straight line. And, you know, they talked about, you know, the really adventurous guys would have more than one motorcycle. And I’m like, there was a picture of like a dude with like three motorcycles in front of his little chariot wagon.

In. I mean, on a scale of what to dumb as fuck, I mean, this is pretty far on the dumb AF side. I

Crew Chief Brad: think you’re, I think you’re wrong. This is clearly from The Onion. This can’t be real. I mean,

Crew Chief Eric: this just reinforces that motorcycle riders are on a completely different planet than the rest of us.

Executive Producer Tania: I, you know, I didn’t do, you know, in fairness, I didn’t do a lot of fact checking around this, but, you know.

It

Crew Chief Brad: originated in Florida. Oh, geez.

Executive Producer Tania: It might have. I mean, these look like legit photos. Unbelievable [00:32:00] facts. com has this article on motorcycle chariot racing was a real sport in the 1920s and 1930s. Not well known. And then they have, I think at the end of the article, they’ve got some more modern age. Uh, photos.

People, people still doing this apparently. They got, these guys got a West Coast Chopper style motorcycle pulling their little chariot wagon thing.

Crew Chief Brad: Oh.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean. Uh, whatever. Let’s move on from that, because as if that Wait,

Crew Chief Brad: there’s a video.

Executive Producer Tania: There is, you know, I didn’t watch the video.

Crew Chief Brad: I’m watching it now, there’s a video, and it works.

Executive Producer Tania: I will watch the video after this, I did not, I was too To beside myself to own this by watching this is priceless. Based on Brad’s face, this is going to be the greatest thing you watch all month.

Crew Chief Eric: I’m going to snap that out. That’s the cover photo of this month’s episode. She’s Bradley. [00:33:00]

Executive Producer Tania: So it’s a

Crew Chief Brad: 30 second video.

Wow.

Executive Producer Tania: All we need. We think that’s crazy. Well, we can go to a crazier town. Cause. There is, what could possibly go wrong speeding around well in excess of 100 miles an hour on public highways in an 1100 horsepower DIY Audi RS3? What could go wrong? Nothing.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s legit.

Executive Producer Tania: I think absolutely nothing could possibly go on.

Go wrong. Street racing on a highway with your 1100 horsepower.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s all bolt ons. They’re under warranty.

Crew Chief Brad: It says home built.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, we got to do something now that Garrett’s declared bankruptcy, right? You build your own turbo.

Executive Producer Tania: So I’m gonna cut right to the chase on this one. A brake line breaks on this car that’s doing almost 150 miles an hour. Brake [00:34:00] fluid obviously spews out onto the hot brakes, which then ignite. Okay. Um, and essentially by the time they get the car stopped, because they didn’t have any brakes, the whole frickin thing goes up in flames because a fuel line melted and then the frickin everything catches on fire basically at this point.

I, I, I, I, I mean, I, I, like, there’s a video because these guys were GoPro ing this whole thing, and they were, they were street racing, they, there was other people in um, McLaren, and, and, and the GTR, this, that, and the other, and they were doing hot pulls on the highway, and all those shenanigans that you shouldn’t be doing, um.

And so there’s footage of the in car and the dialogue between the driver and the passenger and then there’s some later GoPro footage of the other people that saw the car sparks and smoke coming out of it. But I do imagine that it must have been pretty terrifying to be [00:35:00] going that fast, have smoke start coming into the car, and then realize that you don’t have any brakes.

But these people were

buffoons. Oh, man. Okay. And also, I want to know, did something else happen besides the brake failure? Because at one point, the passenger asks, can you turn the motor on and downshift? Presumably, you know, engine, slow down the car, engine brake, right? To which the driver answers, no, it’s dead. So if initially the brake line broke, the super hot brakes because you keep doing these hot pulls and you’re slowing down from 150 and you ignite your brakes, why the hell can’t the car start?

Like why is the car stall? The ECU. Got it.

Crew Chief Brad: It burned a ground wire somewhere.

Executive Producer Tania: Who knows? I mean, or something else happened. I don’t know. What was claimed was that the brake line was the [00:36:00] initiating factor. So, they have that conversation about turning the car on. They can’t turn the car on. Shortly after, in the GoPro in car footage, you see the passenger door has opened.

And they’re still going. They’re going quick. Okay. And you hear this scraping noise in the video. Yes, we’re trying to Fred Flintstone this thing. And at least the response was accurate. My foot, not gonna do shit. You’re damn right it’s not at like 60 miles an hour or how fast you still were going at this point.

You’re gonna break your foot. My goodness.

Crew Chief Brad: He needs a Mike Crutchfield 14 triple E or whatever to stop that car.

Executive Producer Tania: Alright, then the next thing we hear. I don’t want to put you into the wall. To which I’m assuming it’s the driver talking to his car. And not concerned about, like, you know, the passenger side, the [00:37:00] passenger going into the wall.

Um, but honestly, I think at this point, that’s probably what I would have done in this situation. Well, I would have been in this situation to begin with, but. If I found myself in a situation where I couldn’t stop my car, and this is nighttime, there’s not a lot of people around, I mean, pull up gently next to the jersey wall and scrub some paint, and then fucking jump out of the car.

At any rate. Or, I would have been doing some slalom down the road too to try to scrub speed off with, with a turning motion. From the video, they just kept going perfectly in the lane as if… You know, whatever. So I don’t, you know, does that

Crew Chief Brad: car, does that car have a handle e brake or is it a, like a push button e brake?

It’s

Executive Producer Tania: electric. They talked about the e brake and he said it wasn’t working. They also apparently had a parachute that they couldn’t deploy for some reason or another. Oh,

Crew Chief Eric: you buy all this stuff on eBay. I mean, what do you expect?

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t, I don’t know. I mean, I imagine there’s, there’s a, there’s a lot of panic that was probably going on.

So I’m [00:38:00] sure they’re not thinking clearly about all their options. I mean, there was a lot of, Oh my God, we got to get out. We got to get out. How do we get out going on? Nonetheless, eventually, they, they creeped the car to a stop and then some of the other street racers, they were there, they, you know, they came rushing up, they had these little baby fire extinguishers and they were trying to, you know, extinguish the flames that were now coming out of the hood.

Crew Chief Brad: Oh, they were in V. I. R.

Executive Producer Tania: I will say at least a very intelligent thing happened at this point when someone said, don’t open the hood. I mean, despite the fact that you probably couldn’t touch the hood for how hot it was with, you know, flame shooting out from under it, but, you know, it would have been catastrophic to, to lift the hood and introduce all that oxygen and feed that fire.

So thank goodness they didn’t do that. Um, the second intelligent thing was One of the guys saying, well, I’m not going to go back and get my GoPro. He damn right. You shouldn’t go back. The fricking car is on fire and golden flames at this point.

Crew Chief Brad: [00:39:00] But the footage, that’s some pretty awesome footage.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, he did later, like you see him, he’s holding the GoPro.

So I guess it didn’t. So kudos to a GoPro. It didn’t melt. It did look like it had a little bit of. damage, but it didn’t, it didn’t melt. So, and they had all this footage. So clearly the GoPro survived. So kudos to GoPro. But I mean, the video goes on for a while. You see what maybe was they’re saying, Oh, the tire just exploded.

Like, and you see these big pops and stuff, which is probably possible with all the heat and flames coming out right there against the rubber, but total loss.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, I got one thing to say about that. Good luck on that insurance claim, bro.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, the, it was always the, the passenger talking the, I think the driver was shying away from incriminating himself on any of the video footage.

Crew Chief Brad: It doesn’t matter that that car is, it’s, uh, what it’s gone viral now. It’s in the public domain.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh,

Crew Chief Brad: it’s on the interwebs. Someone put it into the Microsoft.

Executive Producer Tania: I’m sure the police had something to say when they showed up. At any rate, you know, there was a [00:40:00] good message. Well, I, I don’t, you know, perhaps the lesson here is not the street race.

You’re damn right it is. Take your 1100 horsepower to your local track folks and do it safely.

Crew Chief Brad: And don’t overnight parts from Indonesia. So moving on, just be sticking with the theme just because you can doesn’t mean you should. We’ve got a public service announcement for you and anyone that goes to a car festival or a car show or a hot rod weekend at the beach, you know, like H2O and Ocean City.

Don’t be like this Dumfries, Virginia driver and shut down the Bay Bridge so you can do burnouts and donuts and all kinds of illegal activity in the middle of the day, you know, for for the gram. Don’t do that crap because you will get caught. You will get in trouble and you could get seriously hurt if you do it.

Um, so please don’t be like this fool and do burnouts or anything illegal on the road. It’s just not worth it.

Crew Chief Eric: So you remember last month when we talked about the DIY turbo kit on the Audi RS3? [00:41:00] Do we remember how that ended? I especially remember the, my feet ain’t gonna do shit quote.

Executive Producer Tania: I think Johnny Cash wrote a song about it, right?

Yeah. Burning blaze of fire.

Crew Chief Eric: Exactly. So speaking of burning blazes of fire in car shows, we had a yet another entry come across our desk where you get to watch a twin turbo diesel pickup truck explode on the dino as it’s making 3000 horsepower. It is epic. And it’s one of those things that is It’s extremely interesting because diesel, I don’t know, I don’t want to go there.

I’m going to leave that alone. It is something to behold again, another DIY and example of another perfect DIY scenario that ends in a huge flaming dumpster fire.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, it’s been a while since I watched that video, but I mean, that was Could have been catastrophic. I [00:42:00] mean, parts were flying. If I recall, like people could have lied.

I mean, that was insane.

Crew Chief Eric: It is epic. So if you are a diesel owner, always remember to watch your EGTs, uh, especially when you’re making that kind of horsepower.

Executive Producer Tania: Another person in Florida and a person in California who thinks it’s a good idea to steal a police car and drive away in it.

Crew Chief Brad: Somebody’s played too much Grand Theft Auto.

Executive Producer Tania: The guy in California sure did. He was, he impersonated himself as a police officer and went into like a stop at a gas station, something crazy. And then tried to, um, actually I don’t think he stole a police car. He just is impersonating a police officer, went into like a gas station, rest stop, tried to like search somebody or something, but they wouldn’t let him.

And then there happened to be other cops there that showed up and were like, what’s going on? Show us your badge and all this stuff. Obviously didn’t have one. So he jumps in his Ford Edge and goes on like a. Blazes down the road and he’s in a hot pursuit, or the [00:43:00] cops are in a hot pursuit of him. Is he chasing

Crew Chief Brad: himself because he’s impersonating him?

Executive Producer Tania: Right, exactly. Except he, he, he, like, he almost gets away. So they lose him, and then the only reason… Wait, wait, wait,

Crew Chief Eric: wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we gotta stop for a second here because… Again, my imagination is still pretty good. So I’m envisioning certain things here. First of all, you said it’s white,

Crew Chief Brad: it’s a white Ford edge, right?

Crew Chief Eric: Because that is, it was a great one either way. That is like the uniform security guards car of choice. Right? So he already kind of had the look going for him. So it probably says like Eagle eyes security on the side of the thing or whatever. And then you tell me, okay, he’s in a Ford Edge. We’re talking maybe, maybe the 2.

3 liter, maybe the 2. 5 liter normally aspirated four cylinder, or smaller, could be the two liter out of the focus, right? And you, you want to tell me he almost lost? The Mighty Crown Vix?

Executive Producer Tania: Well, I don’t know if they were Crown Vix or they [00:44:00] were… Explorers? It’s this stock photo of one of those Dodge Charger type.

Oh, okay.

Crew Chief Eric: Even

Executive Producer Tania: better. What

Crew Chief Eric: the heck?

Executive Producer Tania: So, so, you know, he… So it’s

Crew Chief Brad: Bullet all over again.

Executive Producer Tania: So he drives away, and like, they throw out the spikes to get him. They didn’t get him and he gets away. And so then the only Was he got

Crew Chief Brad: go go gadget like wheels or something? run flats.

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t know because the only reason they caught back up to him was because somebody called in a gray Ford Edge that was going 80 or 90 miles an hour past a high school.

And so then the cops began the pursuit again. They tried the spikes a second time, still got away from the spikes. Okay.

Crew Chief Eric: If only he had turned on the yellow lights on the roof, they wouldn’t have stopped him, right? Mall security. It’s like, what’s it, Paul Blart?

Executive Producer Tania: So then they deploy the spikes a third time. What is this, Need [00:45:00] for Speed?

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, we graduated from Grand Theft Auto, Need for Speed.

Executive Producer Tania: Either he got slowed down by the third set of spikes, or I don’t know, because he was able to continue driving, and then finally, they like, rammed him, and then like, flipped him over.

He wasn’t hurt, neither were the police officers.

Crew Chief Brad: Oh, well that’s important.

Crew Chief Eric: That is epic. Like, I am so confused. Like, all of this makes no sense. They always say, like, you can’t outrun Motorola. Except if you’re in a Ford Edge.

Crew Chief Brad: No, but he didn’t outrun him because the Karen caught him.

Executive Producer Tania: The Karen and the school pickup line.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. Oh my God!

Crew Chief Eric: Wait, I’m so confused. Isn’t everybody home from school right now? Why were they in the school parking lot? Again, this is a mystery wrapped in an [00:46:00] enigma inside of a puzzle. It’s like Westworld. Okay,

Executive Producer Tania: testing. I don’t know who was near the high school to see him drive by the high school.

Crew Chief Brad: We maybe, I mean, the high school is probably in a neighborhood,

Executive Producer Tania: so

Crew Chief Brad: it was the Karen next door.

Executive Producer Tania: A lot of there’s, that’s how it is down here. Actually, you drive through neighborhoods. Suddenly there’s a school there, so it’s plausible. Someone was out walking their dog and this Ford Edge goes by. You’re like, Whoa, what was that?

Crew Chief Brad: It’s 30 miles an hour. I

Executive Producer Tania: was going to say more like

Crew Chief Brad: 40. What was that gray blob?

Crew Chief Eric: And it’s terrible.

Executive Producer Tania: That’s what’s going on in California this month. So, you know, I’m going to read this headline because, and I thank my local radio for giving me these nuggets periodically when I wake up in the morning. Combine crash. Man arrested for DUI after flipping farm equipment. So for anybody who doesn’t know what a combine is, it’s a [00:47:00] gigantic harvester, essentially, okay?

It’s a gigantic piece of farm equipment. And this is a North Dakota man. Okay, and I don’t know much about farm equipment, but based on the picture of the flipped over combine, I could tell that it is John Deere, and I could see the model number, so I looked it up. So it’s an S670 John Deere combine, because I was curious, like, how do you flip farm equipment, because I imagine they’re pretty heavy.

And so I want, I looked it up, so I want to know how much one weighs. So any guesses on how much you think? A farm harvester? I’m

Crew Chief Brad: gonna go

Crew Chief Eric: 50

Crew Chief Brad: tons. I’m gonna say 50

Crew Chief Eric: and a half.

And a half. One dollar, Bob. One dollar.

Executive Producer Tania: So, so that’s high. That’s very high. Okay.

Crew Chief Brad: Was it like 27?

Executive Producer Tania: You’re getting closer. So my research indicates that with attachment, [00:48:00] um, so with the actual harvesting attachment on, on the, on the cab or the tractor piece, I guess it weighs 41, 178 pounds. So 20 tons. And I believe, um, Sorry, that is with the attachment.

So it’s 20 tons with the attachment. If you take the attachment off, which based on the photo either was never on to begin with or it came off in the flipping, um, you drop two tons. So, this person managed to flip 18 to 20 tons of metal. In a field.

Crew Chief Brad: In a field.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, presumably. I wish I could tell where exactly he was.

Crew Chief Eric: I got one, I got one answer for this. How? I got one answer. One answer. Aliens.

Executive Producer Tania: I would love, I wish there was a GoPro with this one.

Crew Chief Brad: See he, he hit the nitrous button and he didn’t have the, uh, the anti, uh, pull up bars. He didn’t have wheelie

Crew Chief Eric: bars on [00:49:00] his tractor, yeah, yeah.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, this reminded me of, of cars where they go tractor tipping.

You know, .

Crew Chief Brad: I love the fact that he was driving the combine because they revoked his driver’s license from an earlier DUI,

Crew Chief Eric: I mean,

Executive Producer Tania: don’t drink and drive people.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, maybe, maybe he ran over, they attach him in part with the tractor and then he flipped it over. I mean, that’s still, I mean, you’re in the middle of a field.

What the hell else sat there? So he, so he was pulling

Crew Chief Brad: a grave digger.

Crew Chief Eric: Or, or he discovered a landmine left over from World War

Executive Producer Tania: II. The tractor looked pretty, or the combine looked pretty intact.

Crew Chief Eric: I’m giving you possibilities for an unexplainable scenario here, okay?

Executive Producer Tania: Your alien scenario sounds the best so far.

I can

Crew Chief Brad: see Giorgio Tsoukalos

Crew Chief Eric: now.

Executive Producer Tania: It’s aliens. So,

Crew Chief Brad: we’re Mulder and Scully there.[00:50:00]

Was he making crop circles?

Executive Producer Tania: They couldn’t tell us if they were there, so we’ll just go with it. How

Crew Chief Eric: many G’s does one of those things can sustain at Volter?

Executive Producer Tania: How many G’s?

Crew Chief Brad: Probably more than an 84 Camaro.

Executive Producer Tania: How many G’s? How many G’s does this sustain flipping over? Oh my god. Goodness gracious. Did it

Crew Chief Brad: win the 84 handling contest?

Ha ha ha

Crew Chief Eric: ha. Solid

Crew Chief Brad: axle.

Executive Producer Tania: Let’s go a little further north. And kind of show that it’s not just our friends in Florida or North Dakota or Michigan. That do crazy things, but. You know, I’m disappointed by this next one because I, I, I tend to hold our northern neighbors in pretty high regard. There’s some, there’s some top notch folk that I’ve met coming out of Canada, but such is life.

There’s always one that ruins it for the rest of us. And in this case… They’re giving self driving cars a really bad rap. So a Canadian driver of a Tesla was found to [00:51:00] sleep at the wheel doing 150 kilometers an hour. So for us south of the border, that’s more or less 90 miles an hour. They were on a Canadian highway where most speed limits are 110 kilometers an hour or 70 miles an hour.

So obviously This is incredibly reckless, and not at all how Tesla Autopilot is intended to be used. So, soapbox time. Wake up, fools of the world. Alright, this stuff isn’t fully autonomous, okay? You cannot go to sleep and not expect to rear end a slow moving tractor trailer and die, okay? Stop it.

Crew Chief Eric: Ooh, brutal.

Executive Producer Tania: Stop. Alright, off the soapbox. So, the best part… The driver had the seat fully reclined. And not just the driver, but there was a passenger as well. So there are two fools in this story. Were the tray tables down also?

Crew Chief Eric: You need to be in your upright and locked position at all times.

Crew Chief Brad: I want to know what Candle scent he was using a [00:52:00] hundred percent.

It’s called Moose

Crew Chief Eric: tracks.

Crew Chief Brad: And I have to say, I’ve got an argument or I’ve got an issue with the self-driving car part. There’s no such thing as a self-driving car. There are cars with self-driving capabilities, but there’s no such thing as a self-driving car.

Executive Producer Tania: No. And it’s, and it’s, and it, and it Erics me ’cause it’s really not even, it shouldn’t even be called self-driving.

We should be calling it driver assistance because until these things become fully autonomous. Then they will be self driving.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, for this one, this one is called Sleep Aids.

Executive Producer Tania: Now, there’s a confusing part to the article, and I want to see what you guys think, so I’m going to read it verbatim, okay? The car appeared to be self driving, traveling over 140 kilometers an hour, with both front seats completely reclined, and both occupants appearing to be asleep.

After the police flashed their lights, The Tesla electric vehicle reportedly sped up to exactly 150 kilometers an hour, according to the [00:53:00] Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I’m really confused about what the, why did it accelerate? I don’t understand.

Crew Chief Brad: So it turned into a getaway car?

Executive Producer Tania: But it…

Crew Chief Brad: Is 90 miles an hour a high speed chase in Alberta?

Executive Producer Tania: I have no idea. Like I literally had to read that several times. I don’t understand. I don’t know why they even mention it, but at any rate, apparently, maybe it is a self driving Tesla. He wanted to get away.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s fully autonomous. I’m going to go with

Crew Chief Eric: aliens, Alex, for the win.

Executive Producer Tania: So did the

Crew Chief Brad: combine flip over trying to avoid a driverless car coming down the highway?

Executive Producer Tania: Maybe he got scared. Seeing nobody in the car, in the car going down the road.

Crew Chief Brad: Was it a self driving combine?

Executive Producer Tania: Oh, hmm. So, nonetheless, this driver was charged for speeding, given a 24 hour license [00:54:00] suspension, um, for driving while fatigued, and further was slapped with dangerous driving charges for which they have to appear in court.

So all, uh, deserved. Fail at life.

Crew Chief Brad: I’m sorry, honey, I can’t drive tonight, I’m too fatigued.

Crew Chief Eric: When are, so, real quick, when are we breaking this up for the bike trail one? I saw Brad’s name next to it.

Executive Producer Tania: Sorry. Yeah, go ahead. You’ll, you’ll, you can put it back in whatever order.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, I, I just didn’t know because it looked like you skipped over it, so I just, I didn’t know if you wanted to break up the conversation.

Executive Producer Tania: Sorry. Yeah, go ahead. I, I moved it there, but then I was looking at my other notes where I didn’t have it in there.

Crew Chief Brad: So we talked earlier about off roaders. We talked about the Bronco. We talked about the Jeeps. We talked a little bit about the new Range Rover Defender that’s coming out that I don’t know anything about, but let’s talk about off roading in general and something that you’re not supposed to do when you go off roading.

And one thing you’re not supposed to do is drive down a hiking or bike trail. And in California, one driver figured that out the hard way. There’s an article on The Drive about a California man, not a [00:55:00] Florida man, or a Michigan man, or a South Dakota or Alberta man, that took his Jeep Wrangler, that looks fairly stock, you know, looking at it, looks like he’s got big tires, and that’s, you know, pretty much it, not too much else going on here.

And he drove up a bike trail, uh, near Loma Linda on the, it looks like the West Ridge Trail. And there’s a part of the trail where it gets super narrow and on either side of this what looks to be like it may be three or four foot trail, maybe five foot trail. It’s just drop on either side. And this guy or girl, you know, there’s off roading women as well.

Got this car stuck. Freaked the F out and just rolled. Now there’s a Jeep just parked on top of this bike trail on top of a mountain. Uh, and it’s just there. Uh, so there’s talk. How are we going to get it out? People have suggested use a helicopter. You know, and go in and lift it out. That’s really the only way they could get a couple other G people to drive illegally to get to it and then try and haul it out.

[00:56:00] Anything like that is probably going to upset the balance and it’s probably going to end up falling down. And if any winches attached, it’s probably going to end up taking the recovery vehicle with it. So. If you’re looking for a jeep and you’re up for a challenge, please go to Loma Linda to the West Ridge bike trail and hiking trail and see if you can get one.

As far as we know, it’s still there.

Crew Chief Eric: I can’t wait when that guy gets the bill from the police having to helicopter that car out of there. That’s going to be bonkers.

Crew Chief Brad: I can’t wait to see all the. Like stomping boot prints and everything from all the hikers that are mad that it’s in their way because he’s blocking the box.

Executive Producer Tania: What are you talking about? The selfie potential here?

Crew Chief Brad: True, true. I mean, who wants to take a trip with me to California?

Moving on to a follow up update from the story we had last month about the stranded Jeep in California. Ford, you know, someone really [00:57:00] intelligent at Ford decided to reach out to this Jeep owner and ask if he needed some help. Someone at Ford, you know, reached out, sent the guy an email and the guy confirmed that he was contacted by Ford and they were going to rescue the Jeep for him.

He did not take them up on their offer and instead his Jeep was recovered by a huge group of Jeepers and people would pick up trucks and even in helicopter. Came out to get in on the fun. So Ford tried, it was a great publicity stunt. Had they been able to do it, but unfortunately the owner of the Jeep did not take them up on it.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, I heard they, he turned them down because they offered to pull them out with a Bronco and he would have been too embarrassed.

Crew Chief Brad: That allegedly they, they were talking about. Pulling them out with a Bronco, but I’m, I’m sure Ford probably would have sent some big tractor or something to go out there and get them or whatever.

It would have been great for a photo op. It would have been excellent advertising had they been able to do it, but I guess they just, it wasn’t in the cards.

Executive Producer Tania: Regardless, someone give that man or woman at Ford a raise.

Crew Chief Eric: Yes.

Executive Producer Tania: Brilliant.

Crew Chief Eric: Was it good? Hey, but was it going to [00:58:00] be the Sasquatch edition? That’s what I want to know,

Executive Producer Tania: man.

If they were really bold, they would have pulled out their test EB. F 150.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s right.

Executive Producer Tania: Sent it.

Crew Chief Eric: So speaking of cars falling off of things.

Executive Producer Tania: Yes, so a Michigan man.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh God.

Executive Producer Tania: Back to the great state of Michigan, a 26 year old Michigan man pulled what reporters called a Dukes of Hazzard over the 4th Street drawbridge in Detroit.

Reports say the bridge began to rise, the man gunned it in his Dodge sedan, it’s unclear how wide the opening was at this point, but he nonetheless made it to the other side. Despite what one may have seen in the Dukes of Hazzard show. The man did not keep speeding away. He blew out all four tires on landing and then smashed into the safety gate on the other side.

Crew Chief Eric: And his Dodge Stratus.[00:59:00]

Oh God.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, that’s why he blew everything out. He did it with the wrong car. He needed a charger.

Crew Chief Eric: A hundred percent.

Crew Chief Brad: Was it, or was it Stratus Orange?

Executive Producer Tania: I was hoping there was more information on the car, but they just left it at Dodge Sedan.

Crew Chief Eric: AKA Neon.

Crew Chief Brad: Wait, do combines float?

Crew Chief Eric: Oh my god.

Executive Producer Tania: Next month, combine tried to be taken across Detroit drawbridge.

Crew Chief Eric: The combine was used to pull the jeep off of the bike trail. So, I mean, it’s again, it’s all

Executive Producer Tania: clipped. Oh wait, it wasn’t California though. Dang.

Crew Chief Eric: Alien abductions. It’s, it’s always aliens.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, probably very little known.

Nissan 300 ZX turbo commercial that unless you were watching the Super Bowl back in 1990, you probably missed this little gem because that was the first and the last time that [01:00:00] that, uh, commercial was ever shown. And, and it’s not because it was, you know, a terrible commercial. I mean, it’s very bizarre, um, and maybe fit in with 1990.

I don’t know. I mean, it’s, it’s. It’s this guy in his 300 ZX turbo, and he’s dreaming. And for some unknown reason, he’s on some random deserted desert road and he’s being chased by a motorcycle and then some bizarre looking prototype and then a plane. And then, and then the plane is trying to catch him.

But as he says. Just as they’re about to catch me, the twin turbos kick in and he like skyrockets off some ramp or some crap like this, like off the hill in the road. I mean, it’s bizarre. It makes zero sense. It’s very dystopian, Mad Max ish. The reason why it was never, ever [01:01:00] showed again is apparently the insurance Institute.

got very upset, uh, because apparently it was, it was just glorifying speeding. And it’s like, really, have you seen a car movie or any other car commercial?

Crew Chief Eric: No, it just exemplified everything that Ridley Scott put his hands on. So if you’ve watched Aliens, if you’ve watched Um, Oh, why can’t I think of the name of any new

Crew Chief Brad: blade runner

Crew Chief Eric: blade runner?

Yes. If you’ve watched aliens, if you’ve watched blade runner, you, what you described dystopian makes no sense. The whole thing that is you’ve summarized everything he’s ever put his hands on. So to me, when I saw this. I wasn’t shocked, but I was. I was in awe of what I had seen though. So I recommend people definitely check it out.

Crew Chief Brad: What they didn’t show at the end of that video is after the twin turbos kick in, the motor blows up and [01:02:00] at a crawl.

Crew Chief Eric: It did remind me of the gentleman that jumped the bridge in Detroit last month as he came off of that ramp. I think all four tires were blown out and that motor was on the ground. Send it! I wonder how

Executive Producer Tania: many 300ZX were destroyed in the making of that commercial, but anyway.

Crew Chief Brad: Not enough. So last month we

Executive Producer Tania: talked about our crazy northern neighbor who…

Thought it was alright to, you know, recline the seat in your Tesla, stick that sucker in autopilot and just cruise on down the road. Well, there was a, the headline about watching a clip of a Tesla Model 3 failing an automatic emergency brake test that is hilarious. And so it caught my attention, of course, um, from our friends at Jalopnik.

And so I clicked into it and it’s really, I mean, it’s, it’s a little bit of clickbait, if you will, cause The whole self driving automatic braking is not a Tesla unique thing. Um, it’s, [01:03:00] it’s across a lot of different manufacturers are trying to roll out this technology. Tesla really likes to beat their drum on it and claim a little bit falsely about how autonomous their quote self driving is when the, the fact of the matter is nobody has.

100 percent autonomous self driving vehicles right now. The technology is not robust enough yet. And so obviously all these manufacturers have to do tests and whatnot. And, and, um, speaking of robots, they use dummies, um, that kind of. They got rails in the ground and they got a little dummy that like shoots across and there’s a car coming and the car with these automatic brake features is supposed to stop.

Right. But no, I mean, it’s funny, poor dummy, you know, um, I mean, it obliterates the dummy. I mean, it looked

Crew Chief Eric: like 10 pin bowling. I mean, it was like everywhere.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, and, and not to beat on Tesla because there was another. Clip or, or screenshot of a Honda, um, and it obliterated the dummy as well. So, I mean, it’s not, again, it’s not a [01:04:00] Tesla only problem.

It’s a technology ready problem. I mean, it’s not ready, but the article also interestingly had another video embedded in it. That is from the European new car assessment program, where they were doing a series of automatic break tests with Volkswagen, Mercedes, Volvo and Ford sedans. And they, and it was really, it was really interesting in video.

Um, it makes you think. It makes your heart skip a beat sometimes, um, but they kind of did two tests, um, with each set of the cars. One was they had an adult mannequin, um, with an unobstructed view for the, for the car that crosses out in front of the path of the car and they tested, you know, whether the car stopped or not.

In that scenario, none of the mannequins were struck. All the cars did stop. Um, however, if I had been in the car in that same situation, I would have stopped way earlier than what the automatic braking system did. Because I have eyes and a [01:05:00] brain, or, you know, I don’t know, maybe they’re just programmed with a smaller tolerance.

I personally wouldn’t stop within inches of a human being, especially if I can see them. Like I would have already been slowing down and stop. So, I mean, there were. What I would have considered close calls all the cars basically panic stopped and I don’t think if you know, if you’re paying attention while driving and that’s what you should be doing, you know, there’s no reason to panic stop when you see a pedestrian crossing in front of you.

Okay. Then they did the child. Test so they had a smaller mannequin and they had an obstructed view. So basically they parked a series of cars kind of as if you were going down a street and there were cars parked along along the curbing. And then, and then the child kind of came out from in front of those cars and cross the path of the test vehicle.

Unfortunately, for the child mannequin, um, 1 of the multiple runs, they did with the Mercedes. The Mercedes struck the mannequin a little bit, didn’t obliterate it. The leg just kind of fell off, [01:06:00] which, I mean, in the real world, none of this is okay. Um, we’re just kind of making light of it here, but, um,

Crew Chief Eric: We just

Crew Chief Brad: hit him a

Crew Chief Eric: little bit.

But you know what, but you know what is okay? playing it in slow motion while listening to chariots of fire. And then it becomes extremely entertaining. Um,

Executive Producer Tania: so they didn’t show any other impacts. So presumably the other test runs, um, were fine. The, none of the, the, the Volvo, um, the, the VW, they didn’t hit any of the mannequins.

I will say. From the footage, the VW appeared to stop with the largest gap in front of the mannequins versus the Volvo and the Mercedes. And I don’t know why, for whatever reason, there was a Ford Fusion that was shown on the child obstructed view. Maybe it never stopped. And that’s the reason. Hashtag cars and coffee.

I don’t know.

Crew Chief Brad: So I’ve got a philosophical question for you. What do you think is easier, an easier problem to solve? [01:07:00] Teaching these cars to stop for these obstructions using the LIDAR and the radar and whatever, or teaching these morons not to walk out into the street in front of a moving car. Which one do you think is easier?

Crew Chief Eric: That

Executive Producer Tania: is a very difficult question.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, it goes back to the whole joke about astronauts in space and writing instruments, right? We spent a gajillion dollars to design a pen that worked in zero gravity. And the Russians took pencils, right? It’s the same simplicity principle. So yeah, I agree. We need to spend more time teaching people a, how to drive better and be to be more aware and get off of their phones and whatever, as they’re walking around and kids are kids, right?

Kids are hard being a parent. They’re, they’re, they’re rambunctious. They are not aware. They, they think they’re alone in their own little world in their own little bubble. So you have to be extra vigilant and extra careful, but as adults. If you don’t know to look both ways, I don’t know, [01:08:00] there’s a lot to be said there, right?

You

Crew Chief Brad: shouldn’t be driving.

Crew Chief Eric: You should be walking, you mean.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah,

Crew Chief Eric: you shouldn’t

Crew Chief Brad: be driving or walking. You should be home in your bubble.

Crew Chief Eric: But speaking of people that don’t look ahead while they’re driving.

Crew Chief Brad: In Kentucky, Kentucky man or woman, we don’t really know, decides to try and run over a nine foot tall snowman during a recent snowstorm.

And what do you think happened? Who won? Frosty or the driver? I’m going to tell you Frosty won because Frosty had a secret weapon. He had wood. He was built over a tree stump in the middle of this guy’s yard. And I don’t know what happened. No, they never caught the, uh, the person affected by the instant karma.

Um, but apparently this guy did not like this snowman, this nine foot tall snowman, and decided to try to take it out with a pick em up truck. And he lost.

Executive Producer Tania: Dang. So, like, did he leave the truck there, [01:09:00] damage the truck? Do we know? No, the

Crew Chief Brad: owner of the property built the snowman in the morning, I guess, or the night before, and then went back after work, you know, the next night, and there was, the tree trunk was exposed.

Frosty was still standing there, and there were truck marks or tire marks leading up to Frosty.

Crew Chief Eric: Wow.

Crew Chief Brad: Frosty won, though.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, I think the big question is… What compels a person, you know, but I think we’ll leave that open ended for our listeners to answer for themselves. But you know, if you, if you’ve taken part in, in running over snowmen, I would be really curious to know why.

So right, right in, you know, send me a DM on that one.

Executive Producer Tania: So we would be remiss again, not having a Florida man to comment on.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh boy.

Executive Producer Tania: And of course, a headline like Florida man makes scooter with mop bucket and leaf blower. You[01:10:00]

have to click on that. I mean, it very well might be clickbait, but you have to click on it, right? Um, and so I did.

Crew Chief Brad: Harley, take note.

Crew Chief Eric: And okay, so first of all, I want to say. That leaf blower is forced induction. All right. That is some turbo charged action right there. Is it a

Crew Chief Brad: Ryobi? Is it a Ryobi 18 volt?

Executive Producer Tania: No, no, this, this is, this is horrible.

Like video, there’s a video to watch and I mean, definitely watch the video. Um, but this whole thing is absurd and it’s. Fake. I mean, 100%, what a publicity stunt. Let’s be real. There’s so many things wrong. Why this isn’t going to work. Um, I mean, the still images are freaking ridiculous. If you look at them and again, the video, I definitely recommend it, but let’s walk through it.

First of all, The video starts [01:11:00] the man in it. We’re talking like the yellow janitorial mop bucket, right? We’ve all seen them on castor wheels. Okay. The video starts the man takes his mop bucket and he dumps the water out from it. Then suddenly, though, the mop bucket. The caster wheels are gone. It’s sitting on a skateboard.

Okay. Next,

Crew Chief Brad: the magic of Hollywood,

Executive Producer Tania: magic of Hollywood. This is why this is all fake, but it gets better because next he’s holding the leaf blower, which appears to me.

To be in a plu to be a plug in electric type blower, okay? Okay, wasn’t gas Wasn’t battery, was no Ryobi, okay? No fucking DeWalt. He pull starts it and you have sound effects as if there’s a gas engine running. Okay, n n nothing started when he, whenever he pulled, okay? Now, the umbrella. [01:12:00] He’s holding an umbrella out in front of him.

Unless this is a NASA developed umbrella. Okay, have y’all ever used an umbrella in the wind? It takes approximately 2. 0 seconds for it to flip the other way when there’s, um, a little bit of wind. So how the hell is he, uh, if the leaf blower was even running, how is the umbrella even stable? Okay, I call bullshit.

All right. I

Crew Chief Brad: think we found a new form of racing here.

Executive Producer Tania: And then, and then maybe, but, and then, this just cheap, like, Wal Mart brand looking electric plug in blower that’s operating off magic right now, because it’s not plugged into anything. How the hell do you expect it to, to propel a 200 pound some odd man or something across the road when you can barely sometimes push leaf clippings or grass clippings in your yard with the leaf [01:13:00] blower, but yet he propelled himself with the leaf blower that’s not plugged in with the umbrella.

I mean, Florida, you don’t need to make the stuff up. It already comes naturally. But thank you. Nonetheless, I mean, it was, it’s amusing. I mean, watch it. I mean,

Crew Chief Eric: Every time I look at this, it just gets worse and worse and worse.

Crew Chief Brad: Stop poking holes.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, the still pictures, you’re like, okay. And then you watch the little, the video and you’re like, yeah, okay.

I mean, great job. Fun video. Oh, I’m sure people were staring at you.

Crew Chief Brad: Florida man does Florida man things.

Executive Producer Tania: Exactly.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, let’s talk about Michigan men. Because they’re a special breed too. I’ve got to say, move over Toyota Hilux because the terrorists of the world have a new preferred vehicle. It is the PT Cruiser.

There’s a video out there posted on Jalopnik on October 19th of a group of terrorists in [01:14:00] Michigan. They’re called the Wolverine Watchmen and they were developing a plan to kidnap the governor of Michigan. I guess they have, you know, differing political views and they thought the best way to handle it was to instead of getting out there and vote, they would get out there and kidnap and their vehicle of choice.

Was a PT cruiser. The video is actually quite interesting. These men are getting out. I guess they’re doing some sort of military drill where they drive up and they stop the BT cruiser. They get out of all four doors and they just start shooting into somewhere. I don’t know where they’re just wasting ammo for the sake of wasting ammo.

But yeah, so Toyota Hilux is no longer the preferred vehicle of terrorists. It’s the PT cruiser.

Crew Chief Eric: Did you get rid of the dude filming himself shooting? Oh, cause that would have gone so well with this.

Executive Producer Tania: I wonder if that Kentucky man had a differing political view with snowmen.

Crew Chief Brad: Maybe. Global warming.[01:15:00]

Crew Chief Eric: Oh my god.

Executive Producer Tania: Alright, back, let’s go back down south to Florida for a hot second. So, Florida man and woman, quote, obviously racing. So it was reported that two people were traveling at high rates of speed in and out of traffic and trying to pass each other. Now I’m going to ask, gentlemen, let’s have some guesses here.

Now we don’t know what the woman was driving or the man was driving, but what two cars do you think were involved in this? Obviously, racing scenario.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, one of them has to be a 1999 Dodge Caravan.

Crew Chief Brad: I am thinking a Pontiac Sunfire with one headlight and a dent in the passenger door and then A Dodge Intrepid

Crew Chief Eric: with the other headlight out.

It’s gonna be, it’s gonna be a, it’s gonna be a [01:16:00] late 90s, early 2000s Corolla Automatic and a, I’m thinking they’re, they’re obviously racing on the highway and an HHR just because I want it to be an HHR.

Crew Chief Brad: I actually think it’s a Cadillac Cimarron. And a Cadillac Cimarron. Ha ha ha ha! You found the last two in

Crew Chief Eric: existence!

Crew Chief Brad: Beck Racer Cimarron.

Executive Producer Tania: Now, do you think that Cimarron can get over 100 miles an hour?

Doubtful.

Crew Chief Brad: 100 kilometers per hour. Ha ha!

Executive Producer Tania: So, they were traveling in speeds of excess of 100 miles an hour, apparently. I think you will be surprised with the two cars, based on your guesses, that were dead wrong. It was, in fact…

Crew Chief Eric: A Yugo.

Executive Producer Tania: A 1991 Eagle Talon at 108 miles an hour [01:17:00] and a 2013 Subaru Impreza at 117 miles an hour.

Crew Chief Eric: I, I, you know what? You know what? Mad props to the Eagle Talent. That’s all I’m going to say.

Crew Chief Brad: For still running.

Crew Chief Eric: Right? That’s the true gem of this story, was the Eagle Talent. 100%. Because the 117 is not impressive with the Subaru.

That’s actually pretty sad. But that Eagle, that’s good stuff right there. Especially for early 90s.

Crew Chief Brad: Which person was driving which?

Executive Producer Tania: We don’t know. They didn’t say.

Crew Chief Brad: I think the woman was driving the Talon.

Executive Producer Tania: I’m with you on that. I don’t know why, but I am.

Crew Chief Eric: And on that.

Executive Producer Tania: So, um, so we’ll round out the last two with a little bit lighter, um, less, less serious and fun things.

So I learned very recently that apparently Shaq, Mr. Shaquille O’Neal, is going to be executive producer and star [01:18:00] in an animated comedy for kids called Shaq’s Garage. So I really didn’t know that apparently Shaq must be a bit of a car enthusiast, so, so interesting to him. Um, the show follows the secret adventures of the NBA legends collection of animated cars and trucks, all of which have unique abilities from super spying to language to music.

Shaq. The lead vehicle is named Big Diesel and will be voiced by Shaq. Through comedy and adventure, the show will showcase strong and diverse characters as positive role models with purposeful storytelling. This is going to be a special show that touches every button, music, adventure, humor, and positive, prideful messaging for kids.

That’s kind of nice. So hopefully, and from the animation, it actually looks a lot, um, very much like cars, the, the cartoon movie. Um, so I mean, it’s nice to, to see something that it’s, it’s fun and positive messaging in the world, especially for little kids. I hope he’s successful [01:19:00] with that endeavor. Um, and did you want,

Crew Chief Eric: I was going to say, no, go continue your thought.

Executive Producer Tania: No, go ahead.

Crew Chief Eric: So to Shaq’s credit, I actually wrote about him in an article right after, uh, season two of car masters came out the rust to riches, uh, series there, which was Eric, sorry, season two of car masters, which is known as the upgrade and trade season. And they talked about a kit car known as the Vader.

Which is built on a G35 infinity shack happens to own one of those. So, and I actually have a picture of him in his Vader in that article. So I think he is a bit of a car guy. Um, obviously that’s a specialty car. It’s obviously a kit car, but I would be very curious to know what else is in Shaq’s garage.

So kind of cool to know that he is a bit of a petrol head.

Crew Chief Brad: Did they say where this. Show is going to be, I guess, broadcast. I didn’t see it.

Executive Producer Tania: I didn’t, I don’t think I saw a

Crew Chief Eric: car to network [01:20:00] with a K

Executive Producer Tania: cartoon channel, cartoon with a K. So I do not know where that is. What, what service that is, or,

Crew Chief Brad: I mean, I’d check it out.

It sounds fun to me.

Executive Producer Tania: It does,

Crew Chief Eric: but let’s talk about real fun because we are getting. dangerously close to Halloween.

Executive Producer Tania: Yes, we are. We are at time of this recording, fast approaching the witching hour, otherwise known as Halloween, and 2020 has been quite the year so far and unfortunately I think threatens typical Halloween trick or treating and other activities all across the country.

Um, and if you recall a few months ago, we reported on a drive through Halloween experience that was coming to Florida.

Crew Chief Eric: And we have one more piece of random news before we close out the…

Crew Chief Brad: It’s a future Florida Man story.

Executive Producer Tania: Yes, this is. Folks, we are going back to Florida on this one. I could not pass [01:21:00] up this article when I saw the headline. It’s new drive thru Halloween experience coming to Orlando this fall. And I’m just going to go and quote directly the Orlando Weekly.

At a time when most Halloween events are cancelling on 2020 completely, a group of Central Florida creatives is hosting a drive thru experience to scare the crap out of you in the safety of your own car. The, quote, Haunted Road bills itself as Orlando’s first immersive, completely contactless drive thru Halloween experience.

They plan to tell an original theatrical story through twisted creatures and, quote, unexpected scares in every drive thru scene. I love this. And I am extremely worried about the execution of this.

Crew Chief Brad: If there’s one thing that I loved, or that I love, it’s being scared while behind the wheels of an automobile.

I just love that. It’s just amazing. I can’t wait [01:22:00] for the Florida Man stories to come out of this. I mean, how many, what’s the over under on how many people are going to get killed in crowd control?

Crew Chief Eric: It’s going to look like that groupie rally documentary that I watched. And then, some genius, because you’re probably going to do this with your headlights off, is going to have a candle in their car, because they can’t see where the hell they’re going.

So it’s a win across the board.

Crew Chief Brad: Stay tuned, folks, for more, more on this story.

Executive Producer Tania: I can’t even imagine. All I know is that when I, I like Haunted Houses and Haunted Forests and all those things. Sign me up. I won’t watch a scary movie, but I will walk through a Haunted Forest. It makes complete sense. But I will say that I instinctually take off running at the sound of chainsaws.

So I do not know what would happen if I’m in my car and I hear a bunch of chainsaws going. And it’s just. Oh, I

Crew Chief Eric: know what would happen. It would look like, you ever see those Florida flea markets, where the guy, like, drives right in there? I mean, I’m sorry. It’s not funny, [01:23:00] but it is.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, I, I sincerely hope that it goes off safely and it’s a great production.

It could be a lot of fun.

Crew Chief Eric: I’m waiting for the YouTube videos on this one. I am ecstatic.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, I, I don’t think this is something that I can go to. Being somebody that has been thrown out of a Six Flags. for pushing somebody at one of these Halloween events. Uh, I probably will not be going to this

Executive Producer Tania: Oh, yeah, folks, it is here and it’s still running through November 7th. So if you find yourself in or are from Orlando area, the Orlando area. You know, go check this out. It seems like it’s probably going to be a pretty cool thing. Um, there’s no bad things to report here. Just reporting on this, you know, um, this activity.

So just want to give a shout out to what seems like a really cool idea. Wish I could go on something like this. Um, I [01:24:00] love haunted houses and Halloween and all that. Um, it looks pretty cool. That’s it.

Crew Chief Eric: I will say looking back, we did make fun of it a little bit, but. Putting on our COVID goggles, this drive through trick or treat Halloween experience makes a lot of sense.

Crew Chief Brad: And I will say, tune in to our November drive through for Florida Man Runs Over Vampire and Werewolf.

Executive Producer Tania: I was curious. I did go on their website, thehauntedroad. com, and you can, and they list kind of out all their safety features and this, that, and the other. And so basically, Um, they’ve, I think they’ve thought of that.

So they said that as you’re driving the car through this attraction, um, nobody is going to be interacting with you. So it’s kind of like a point A to B to C to D kind of thing. And then you kind of drive up to the, the scene or the scenario or whatever. And then that’s where the interaction happens in your car to put your car in park and this, that, and the other.

And, and while you’re moving from one, um, checkpoint or [01:25:00] scene to the next, you, you, the speed limit is five miles an hour and all this stuff. And all the performers are, are wearing masks and complying with, you know, um, COVID recommendations and same thing. If you’re in your car and your windows are up.

You’re fine. If you have your windows down, they ask that you do also please wear masks, etc, etc. So apparently there’s also a, like, super scary experience for. Um, like certain age group or whatever that costs like way extra. So I’m not sure what you’re getting out of that, but it’s, it’s,

Crew Chief Eric: it’s called carjacking.

That’s what

I know. It’s like an extra 80 bucks or something to go on like the ultimate experience or something. I’m like, Whoa,

Crew Chief Eric: it’s to pay the tow truck driver. So you can get it at a Hawk later.

Yeah. I don’t know.

Crew Chief Brad: I want to throw out a challenge to any of our listeners who may be in that area who decide to go to this.

Please put a GoPro on the top of your car. We would love to see footage from it.

Crew Chief Eric: A hundred percent. A hundred percent. Well, folks, it’s time to wrap things up.

Executive Producer Tania: Our last Florida man [01:26:00] on here actually isn’t a Florida man, but a Michigan woman who sets her boyfriend’s Jeep on fire.

Crew Chief Brad: I’d say Ex-boyfriend.

Executive Producer Tania: Yes. At this point, uh, I, I do believe that would be accurate.

I also think, um, you know that this one could be retitled. Michigan woman reenacts waiting to exhale an apartment parking lot. I’m gonna go out on a limb here. Angela Bassett fan has the waiting to exhale DVD extended cut. And she’s not too big on science. Uh, you know, thankfully no one was seriously injured.

The boyfriend was not, or the ex boyfriend, was not in the car, was not in the jeep. Um, I mean, the arsonist no doubt bumps and bruises and some burns, um, but nothing that was reported as life threatening.

Crew Chief Eric: Did they use a candle?

Executive Producer Tania: There’s a comments team here. I mean, if you haven’t seen the video, because somebody in, like, the, [01:27:00] uh, another apartment building just videoed the whole thing on their phone, so it’s, it’s, it’s spectacular.

It’s definitely a what did I just watch moment. It’s out there, go look at it. I mean, she doused the interior of the Jeep with gasoline and then she sticks a stick lighter Inside to light it, presumably thinking that it’s just going to gently light, maybe like the candle.

Crew Chief Brad: That’s what the movies show us.

The movies show us the gasoline lights nice and slow and just takes a trail.

Executive Producer Tania: Yeah, no, except in reality what happens is all those, the vapors ignite first. They create a blast that sends you. Rocketing into the parked, uh, car that’s right next to the Jeep as is what happened. She slammed into it like WWE.

I mean, it was incredible. I mean, she quickly picked up all our things and scampered off as the video showed. Um, craziness in Michigan. [01:28:00]

Crew Chief Brad: Florida man, Michigan woman. There you go.

Crew Chief Eric: So speaking of craziness, I think now it’s time for us to order up a side of Golden Nuggets. What do you guys think?

Executive Producer Tania: Anyway, so that was that was fun

Crew Chief Eric: the hits keep on coming

Executive Producer Tania: the hits keep on coming

Crew Chief Eric: Anyway, oh that is just wow so much florida so much florida action there

Crew Chief Brad: The more

Crew Chief Eric: you

Crew Chief Brad: know

Crew Chief Eric: You

There’s some idiot in a Volvo, with his bright sun behind me. I lean out the window and scream, Hey, whatcha tryna do, blind me? My wife says maybe we should

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction and Sponsors
  • 00:33 Meet the Hosts
  • 00:50 Would You Like Some Fries With That?
  • 01:19 Florida Man Chronicles
  • 21:25 Square Body Adventures
  • 26:47 Mr. T’s Ride
  • 27:46 Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and COVID
  • 29:34 Ben Hur Reimagined
  • 33:13 DIY Audi RS3 Disaster
  • 40:17 Public Service Announcement: Car Show Etiquette
  • 45:05 High-Speed Chase and School Parking Lot Mystery
  • 46:41 North Dakota Combine Crash
  • 50:28 Canadian Tesla Autopilot Incident
  • 54:32 Jeep Stuck on California Bike Trail
  • 58:12 Michigan Drawbridge Jump
  • 59:43 Nissan 300ZX Turbo Commercial Controversy
  • 01:02:27 Tesla Model 3 Fails Emergency Brake Test
  • 01:08:12 Kentucky Snowman vs. Pickup Truck
  • 01:09:42 Florida Man’s Mop Bucket Scooter
  • 01:13:40 Michigan Terrorists and the PT Cruiser
  • 01:15:04 Florida Man and Woman Racing Incident
  • 01:17:49 Shaq’s Animated Comedy for Kids
  • 01:20:16 Drive-Thru Halloween Experience in Orlando
  • 01:25:58 Michigan Woman Sets Boyfriend’s Jeep on Fire
  • 01:28:03 Closing Remarks and Contact Information


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The Cars of Downton Abbey

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It probably goes without saying that many of us have taken our new found extra time to “catch up” on shows and movies we just didn’t have the extra cycles to spend on in the past. And if you’ve been following my previous articles or know me personally, you know I have a soft spot for period or historical pieces.

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That said, I was convinced to check out – of all things – Downton AbbeyIt was a popular PBS / Masterpiece Theatre drama from 2010-2015 (with a follow-on movie in 2019) about the lives of English aristocrats and their servants taking place from the sinking of the Titanic in 1912, through World War I, all the way into 1925-ish. The show is best known for it’s intricate plot lines, period appropriate costumes and overt “politeness” – but it’s also chock full of running/driving Classic Cars!


What does Lord Grantham drive?

Early in the show, we’re introduced to “Tom the Chauffer” – one of my favorite rabble rousers – who spends most of his time trying to seduce the youngest of Lord Grantham’s (played by Hugh Bonneville) daughters, Sybil (Jessica Brown Findlay) and the rest of his time wrenching or driving the family to/from the village or the train station. This meant many shots of the garage and scenes with Classic Cars on the move; and playing many rounds of “Eye-Spy.” …including some early Fiats, Austins and more! 

  • 1911 Renault Type CB12/16hp Landaulette
  • 1924 Sunbeam 20/60hp
  • 1924 Sunbeeam 20/60hp
  • 1924 Cadillac V63
  • 1924 Cadillac
  • Sunbeam with both Cadillacs

I was immediately taken aback by the presence of a French car (the 1911 Renault) in a British household. And I’d identified it first by the distinct nose which I’d seen before in other early Renaults (like those we saw at the Simeone Foundation) and also the color scheme. Maybe that’s not a big deal, but it just seems off for some reason. Following the Downton time-line, this “brass-era” Renault was in service for about 7 years before the family acquired the 1924 Sunbeam 20/60hp during the early part of 1920*.

I took issue with some inconsistencies with the show, you’d see 1920-1922 Ford Model T’s (like above) being used in town or on the farms, well before their time (including pre-war). And the same is true of the Sunbeam, but it is by far my favorite daily driver. It was low to the ground and had a bit more grunt to it than other cars used in the Grantham fleet. The Sunbeam was the most used car during the course of the show, even though they tried to quietly replace it mid-way through Season 3 with a 1924 Cadillac V63 in a similar color scheme.


The heir apparent

What we do come to find out during some of the behind the scenes vignettes of Downton Abbey is that many of the actors, including Hugh Bonneville (Lord Grantham), Allen Leech (Tom Branson), Matthew Goode (Henry Talbot) actually learned to drive and drove many of these classic cars during the filming of the show. And some of you might recall that Hugh Bonneville was also on Top Gear as a “star in a reasonably priced car” let’s check out this behind the scenes of that recording (below) and see how he did! 

Meanwhile, Matthew Crawley (Dan Stevens) the heir to Downton and his new bride Lady Mary (Michelle Dockery), on their return trip from their honeymoon took delivery of this beautiful light-green 1927 AC Six (below) – *yet another incorrect vehicle for the shows actual time line since it would have been built after the final episode. Nevertheless, this 2-seat roadster made many appearances before the story took a dramatic turn at the end of the Season 3.

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btw… this is the same AC brand that would later turn out the famous “Cobra” (above).


Brooklands

As we’ve talked about in previous articles, formal racing started in the early 20th century and by 1925 it wasn’t a new concept – but was purposed on the series as something foreign and exotic, to everyone except for Tom… the *former* Chauffer. The introduction of “yet another suitor” for Lady Mary – does make one’s eyes roll, but by Season 6, Henry Talbot was a candidate I could support. A handsome, stylish, English racing driver – woot!  Apparently not related to the Talbot, Talbot-Sunbeam, or Talbot-Darracq car builder from what we can surmise. Henry is seen sporting around in a flat-black Bentley roadster (below) and repeatedly invites the Crawley family to come see him test the new car and finally race at Brooklands.

And for those that aren’t familiar … the Brooklands Race Track (in 1925 Downton-Time) is a 2.75-mile racing circuit and aerodrome built near Weybridge in Surrey, England. It opened in 1907 and was the world’s first purpose-built motor racing circuit as well as one of Britain’s first airfields, which also became Britain’s largest aircraft manufacturing center by 1918.

Since most of the hour long Season 6, Episode 7 was spent and focused on Brooklands – It meant we spent a lot of time focusing on cars, the track and racing! Hoorah! and when asked “I don’t understand the attraction to racing“… Tom replies “It’s all about THE SPEED!” – I might have blurted out an obligatory – Amen! … (even if was only 60 mph).

Now if you’re a connoisseur of European racing circuits, you will quickly identify from various camera angles that this episode was actually filmed at Goodwood Circuit (home of the Goodwood Festival of Speed) and not Brooklands. Brooklands hosted its last race in 1939, and today part of it forms the Brooklands Museum, a major aviation and motoring museum, as well as a venue for vintage car, motorcycle and other transport-related events. Many parts of Brooklands are in disrepair and other parts don’t exist, however Brooklands was recently featured in a James May special called “Toy Stories” (Season 1, Episode 4) – where he recreated the circuit (on location) using Scalextric slot cars and setting a world record!

But I’ll save you 1000 more words, because this behind the scenes look (below) of the Downton Brooklands episode is a great summary of why the cars from this era are still amazing today!  

#spoileralert – because of the way the show was written, you have a premonition that “something bad”  is inevitably going to happen at Brooklands. Therefore, as Henry Talbot and best-friend Charles Rogers are entered in the race, with most of the Crawley family, Bertie Pelham and Laura Edmunds as spectators, Charlie Rogers is killed in an accident during the race. At this point, my wife turns to me and says “You’re going to write about this, eh?” – YES m’LADY! 


Initially, I figured… meh!  Downton Abbey is going to be some stuffy pre-war British soap/drama, it’ll be just OK, I’ll give it an episode or two. But I found myself rather enamored by all aspects of it. The show has its moments of exaggerated drama and bits of upstairs/downstairs… but each episode is packed and feels like a separate movie and not a serial/episodic story. And much to my surprise – withstanding the urge to spoil the show for anyone that hasn’t seen it yet – it’s more complex than anything I’ve foretold here. The performances by the Dowager Countess (Maggie Smith) and Isobel Crawley (Penelope Wilton) in my opinion are main reasons to watch the show, oh yea… and the cars, don’t forget about the cars!

Editors Note: to Jess… “He’s nice. He likes cars, and he’s mad about you. I rest my case.— Tom Branson to Lady Mary about Henry Talbot. Thank You! #neverstoplearning.

 

British Cars: Brilliantly Bonkers or Just Bonkers?

What happens when you gather a panel of seasoned petrol heads and ask them to recommend a car that’ll make your friends say, “Where’d you get that?” or “What the hell is wrong with you?” at the next Cars & Coffee… You get a raucous, laugh-out-loud debate that spirals into a love letter to British cars – quirks, leaks, rust, and all.

This particular What Should I Buy? dives headfirst into the peculiar world of British motoring. With panelists Steve Wade, Porsche Al, Matt, Mountain Man Dan, and Steve’s brother John Wade. The conversation quickly veers from shopping advice to a full-blown roast (and celebration) of British automotive eccentricity.

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We kick things off with a cheeky comparison: German cars are precise but sterile, Japanese cars perfect other people’s ideas, Italians chase drama over durability – and the British? They just send it. Whether built in a shed or a proper factory, British cars are charmingly chaotic. The panel agrees: British convertibles in a perpetually rainy country make no sense. But that’s tradition. If it doesn’t leak, poke a hole in it. If it rusts, it’s just part of the cycle. As Steve puts it, “Every British car I’ve ever owned is soluble.”

Notes

Cars mentioned on this Episode

  • Bentley Brooklands
  • Ford Capri
  • Jaguar MK-10
  • 2018+ MINI Cooper JCW
  • Noble M400
  • 1964-68 Ginetta G4R
  • Ford Sierra Cosworth
  • Morgan 3-Wheeler
  • Jaguar XJ-220
  • Elva Courier
  • Rover SD-1
  • Super Marine Spitfire
  • Bentley Turbo R
  • Triumph TR-6
  • Jaguar E-Type
  • Jaguar F-Type
  • MINI Pickup
  • MINI Van
  • Jaguar XK-140
  • Lotus Elite
  • 1929 Bentley Brooklands
  • Austin Healey "Frog-Eye" Sprite
  • Aston Martin Rapide

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and much, much more!

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Our panel of brake fix petrol heads are back for another rousing. What should I buy debate using unique shopping criteria? They are challenged to find our first time collector, the best vehicle that will make their friends go. Where’d you get that? Or what the hell is wrong with you at the next cars and coffee?

Good day chaps. I’m your host, Nigel. And on this episode of fish and chips, we’ll be discussing British motors. Tonight we have with us a panel of lads who have gobs of experience with small quirky, poorly wired cars, where convertibles run rampant and the weather is quite contrary gracing the stage with us tonight.

We’ve got Steve Wade. We’ve got Al Benton, Alcina has Matt mountain man, Dan, and Steve’s brother, John, welcome everybody.

Please mind the gap between the train and the platform. This is a Piccadilly line service.

Crew Chief Eric: Now, before we go on about who built who, I have to say, when you look at German [00:01:00] cars, they are precise, albeit sterile and utilitarian.

The Japanese are perfectionists of other people’s ideas, and the Italians have a flair for the dramatic and prefer form over function. But our British friends, they always seem to embrace the send it ideology. The cars don’t have to be perfect. They don’t have to be good. Heck, they don’t even have to be built in the factory.

Most of them being built in an allotment shed, but they are amazing things, aren’t they? So how about we get into it? Why British cars?

John Wade: Well, I used to live there. It’s kind of no bloody choice. It

Matthew Yip: was always odd to see British cars that were convertibles. Considering it rains so much in the UK.

John Wade: Well, not only that, you reckon, right, in a country where it pisses down to rain three days a week, yeah?

And they’re making a lot of convertibles, and they have been since these things were horseless carriages, that they could make a top [00:02:00] today, in the 21st century, that does not actually leak. Apparently that is not in the British, uh, skill set.

Matthew Yip: Well, no, I think they’re trying to uphold tradition. We’re fairly convinced that they would build the cars, Water test them, and if they didn’t leak, they had to poke holes.

John Wade: The point, of course, is if it’s leaking, you’ve now got an excuse for the bugger rusting underneath you.

Steve Wade: Well, that’s the other point, is every British car I’ve ever owned is soluble. So, you know, it’s a recycle job, that’s what it is. And what happens is, people that own them just stop that recycle thing going on, because we fix them, and we drive them, and we complain about them.

But what’s supposed to happen, is you make it, It’s crap, it leaks, it fills the water, it rusts, you go buy another one. The whole idea of the economy.

Crew Chief Brad: What you’re saying is people buy British cars just for the jokes.

John Wade: Oh yeah. Not if I’m for the wonderful electrics, mate.

Steve Wade: The Prince of Darkness.

John Wade: Yeah, they buy them because of the superb electronic skills of the British, who [00:03:00] invented a connector, which is an amazing piece of technology.

A tiny connector, where two pieces of metal touch, and still do not pass any current. It’s an incredible piece of work.

Matthew Yip: Well, what was it, the Jensen Healey that had the main chassis ground in the trunk at the bottom of the spare tire

Crew Chief Eric: well?

John Wade: It’s a submarine thing, yeah, that’s him.

Crew Chief Eric: Is it because everything’s an afterthought?

Like, they go into it saying, You guys silly? I’m still gonna send it. I’m gonna build a car, but they forgot about half of the things they really need to take care of?

John Wade: No, you see, Eric, you’re assuming that there was thought to begin with.

Mountain Man Dan: Yes, because when I lived there, it was a common thing. As soon as everybody got off work, they went to the pub. So I’m assuming that that’s where most of the design ideas came, and it got jotted down on the map.

Steve Wade: Not so much design, just hobbled together with a lot of alcohol, you know, that kind of stuff.

You know, well, let’s see [00:04:00] if this works. Weld that piece of crap over there to over here. If that works, fine, we’ll make 50 of them. If not, we’ll just break it and make another one.

John Wade: It’s not, Steve, it’s Hey, look, if that works, fine, we’ll make 50 of them. If it doesn’t work, fine, we’ll make 200, 000 of the buggers.

Crew Chief Eric: You guys are onto something and Matt turned me on many years ago to, you know, the, the backstory of a lot of car builders, especially Colin Chapman. And I’ve read his biography and one of the things he was famous for because they considered him a madman is he would jot down designs on a napkin and then go into the shed and tell the boys from Cosworth, go build this.

And that was the end of the story. There wasn’t, there really wasn’t a whole lot of thought in it. And I guess that, that theme is throughout all the different manufacturers. Yeah, what’s your point again? Yes, I don’t have one!

John Wade: I’ve yet to see a problem with this. Other than we completely and utterly cocked it up for two hundred [00:05:00] and twelve years.

Other than that, it’s great!

Steve Wade: If you look at the original sketches of Insignosis of the mini, they are literally on a napkin. I mean, literally, you know, he put a few ideas down, he goes,

Yeah, that

Steve Wade: looks alright. Go out in the factory, bang, bang, a few sheets of metal, weld it together, put an engine in it. Well, eventually.

And away you go. I mean, a lot of the ideas were on the fly, right? But that’s also true of a lot of custom cars, right? So

John Wade: Engine is probably a bit flaky.

Steve Wade: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s why I stopped at that bit. Because that’s a bit, you know, engine as opposed to complete waste of aluminum. And, you know, petrol. Yeah, that’s more like it.

John Wade: We, yeah, it’d be a good door stop, but it doesn’t produce enough power to keep the door open, you see.

Steve Wade: The original menu was 35 horsepower, mate. That, that was lethal at that time.

John Wade: And they went to the 1275, the big block, baby!

Steve Wade: Yeah, 65 horsepower.

John Wade: God help us, I’ve got kids and a

Crew Chief Eric: wife! Somebody stop me. Is there [00:06:00] such thing in the vintage era of British cars?

Is there really such thing as a reliable British car? What a stupid bloody question. Of course not. So does the same reign true for the higher end vehicles? Let’s say if we start with the Jags. Higher end, okay. Moving to the Astons, moving to the Bentleys, moving to the old Rolls Royces, when they were still owned.

And built in the UK. Is that still true even back then where they were just kind of cobbled together or was there a level of excellence that they were trying to achieve? There was a cut above, let’s say, it was world

John Wade: class cobblers, that stuff. World class cobblers. Yeah. I mean, we’re not talking second rate.

We are talking upper crust rubbish. If you’re gonna go, go big, go expensive, and we still go cobblers. No, they were just as bad, surprisingly. Uh, our brother, our older brother, owns a Rolls Royce. [00:07:00] Uh, yeah. No, it’s not a good thing. It’s the reason only rich people own them.

Steve Wade: Because they can afford the mechanic.

John Wade: That’s right.

Matthew Yip: You know, maintenance? Oh my god, I hate, you know, I hate to think because the production numbers are so small, and depending on what the part is, It might be a standard off the shelf part for General Motors or something like that because it used a turbo 400 transmission with an iron case. So apparently the transmission was quite a hefty piece.

But the same holds true for German cars that for years and years and years people said, I love my Mercedes, you know, it’ll run forever as long as you spend 1, 000 a year to maintain it. And you know, I can’t imagine Rolls Royce is any different except that they use things like mineral oil brake system.

There was a mineral oil for the suspension. They did a bunch of things that were very British. Because They didn’t follow anybody else’s standard for whatever reason, and [00:08:00] therefore, it made acquiring the part to keep running more difficult.

Crew Chief Eric: I just love the fact that we could use the term British as an adjective.

Steve Wade: You know, instead of words like stupid, or ill conceived, or inoperable, you know, those kinds of words you could use as

Crew Chief Eric: well, just as easy, right? I was gonna say, outside of having been born there like you and Steve, Dan was stationed in the UK, Al is new to the British car world, and we’ll get to that in a minute.

And then there’s Matt, who, as I mentioned earlier, before we started the episode, I tried to think back of all the British cars that Matt has owned over the years, at least since I’ve known him. And, you know, he always told me, I’m not really into British cars. And I think I tallied up somewhere in the neighborhood of 15 of them.

Matthew Yip: No, no, no, not British

Crew Chief Eric: cars. But I mean, if you go back to the MGA and the B and the multiple Land Rovers and the Jag with the 350 and the Lotus, I mean, it adds up pretty quick. There’s a lot [00:09:00] of them in there. So I’m wondering between Matt and Al, how did you guys get into British cars?

Al Alsina: Mine was easy, right?

So, you guys know that I got rid of the Porsche. And I really needed something to drive, right? I had gas in my chest. And part of this came out in a previous podcast. When I started looking at cars, I looked at three or four, right? I looked at the Audi, uh, RS5. I looked at the, um, the new 2020 Corvette. And I was looking at, of course the Jag is where I ended up, but I was also looking at the, uh, the LC500, uh, Lexus.

Matthew Yip: Was it a couple of years ago when the F Type was at the DC Auto Show? And, uh, Jaguar has been very fortunate that their designers seem to come up with some really, really good looking cars. And unlike the stuff that you see in most car parks today, It actually looks different.

Al Alsina: You know? Can, can I, can I say, uh, something about that?

When I first looked at that, uh, [00:10:00] JAG F type, it was reminiscent to me of the 1975 ish Z car. Right? That front end style. When I looked at it, I didn’t look at the rear, I’m just talking about the front end. And from the side view, it was Z car all day. So that was part of the lure for me, right? Because it looked reminiscent to something that I had before.

At the end of it, when I looked at styling, the Corvette just was disappointing. Only because it wasn’t out. I got tired of all the hype looking at stuff on video. I really want to touch, right? I want to get in the car drive it and even though I bought the Jag online I went to the dealership and test drove it.

Now, what is it? So I’ve got a Jaguar f type 2017.

Steve Wade: Oh Okay, you got you a proper one. Okay,

Al Alsina: that’s not one of those old ones. Yeah. No, no, no This thing is and it’s It’s gorgeous, right? It’s sexy. [00:11:00] Yeah,

Steve Wade: it’s Indian too, just so we know, you know. Yeah, we agree.

Al Alsina: Right. How do you like that tata? And I say the car is sexy.

It’s got a, it’s got a rear like a woman with great hips. So when I saw

the

Al Alsina: car and I looked at price, now I’ve always heard all the stories about British cars, right? How they are infamous for dying. You have all kinds of electrical, you know, transmission, all kinds of issues. And to date, I haven’t had any right now.

I would say I’ve only had the car since January, but the car has been perfect. There, there are some wonky things about it, but it runs. It’s a marble. It’s got a eight speed transmission paddles on a [00:12:00] fly. And I tell you that it flies at some point, Eric, I said this. That you can go out and you’re gonna you can do a proper test drive and story on the car I’ll let you take it and do your thing and see what you think of it But the car itself leaving Porsche, I just made a turn and that’s where I ended up.

I’m not unhappy with it I would tell you that from a fit I’m not a big guy, but the car is meant to me. I could be a little bit shorter And fit perfectly, right? I find that it’s a little tight. That’s good for what I use the car for. But again, there’s no extra space. Right. I would say that I don’t know how far I would drive the car from a distance perspective.

You know, maybe I drive nine hours, right? I’d have to really have a lot of coffee and be in a different face. But again, I will say that I love the car.

Mountain Man Dan: So out with The new Corvette’s getting such a [00:13:00] bad rap thus far. Do you think buying the Jag was dodging a bullet?

Al Alsina: You know what, I would probably prefer to do that assessment myself versus allowing somebody else to, right?

Because each car that you have is going to have a different, depending on where it comes in off the line, it may be different for you. What is normal for everyone the vast majority people may have a bad rap, but you may enjoy the hell out of it Right from 0 to 60 And taking the twisties it might be perfect right and for what I’m going to drive the car for look I’m not going to take it to the track I’m just going to cruise around town.

It might be perfect, but you know, there’s some of the things that I, I have not heard all the issues, so that’s a little bit too presumptuous for me to say that it would be okay, but without knowing, again, I would though say that I would take that sort of, Criticism that people have any consideration when buying but I would still prefer to take it out Take it for a test drive [00:14:00] and really kind of kick the tires.

Gotcha.

Steve Wade: Can I tell a story about excess?

Crew Chief Eric: Absolutely.

Steve Wade: Okay Yeah, we never tell stories. So John and I some years ago at the invite of Jaguar actually went to Laguna Seca in California. Can you say that? Can you say

Crew Chief Eric: that again Steve? I just like the way you guys say that

Steve Wade: Jaguar. Yeah. Yeah. Jag. So anyway, so they invited us because they thought we had money to spend with those guys, which turned out not to be true, but that’s neither here nor there.

So we go to Laguna Seca and they let us drive every type of Jag they had there. And they, they were some fabulous car. So our, I had driven the S Series at Laguna Seca and I can tell you, it kicks fricking ass. It is a really cool car. You should take it to the track. Don’t let Eric drive it because, you know, I get that point, but certainly take it around.

It’s great. It handles fantastic. You’ll love what the right pedal does. It’s, it is a really, and it looks really cool. Okay, end of story. [00:15:00]

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John Wade: I’m gonna add to it, though. We drove all three of the F types, by the way. The low power six, the mid power six, and the eight. And the mid power six was by far the best of the three by far. Now I’ve got a claim to fame on that. So I’m probably the only one in this group I would think who has passed Roberto Guerrero on a racetrack.

So Roberto Guerrero was one of the instructors in the Jag school that we were in and, uh, got to monkey back with him a little bit. And, um, as you guys well know, a lot of people who go on a track really don’t want to go fast. They want to go back to some liquid cooler deal and be able to tell their friends that they went on the track.

[00:16:00] Well, that’s not in the nature of the people on this conversation, is it? So, Roberto went out with a, um, with a young lady in one of the Jags, who really didn’t think that a track was an appropriate place to flaunt speed limits. So, she was pooling around at about 60 miles an hour, which I was not, and I’d spoken to Roberto Guerrero several times that day, and he said, And I went roaring past him, and just looked over at him, and this expression of pure, utter horror is on his face.

Like, why am I on a track doing si HELP ME! HELP ME! So our claim to fame is that we were taught On a track, Laguna Seca, in a Jaguar, F Type, Barraboa

Crew Chief Eric: Guerrero. Apparently, it must be Lucas laptops over at the Wade household. That’s a pass, I think, for the day. Isn’t that how it works?

Al Alsina: Yeah, right? What engine’s in your Juano?

[00:17:00] So, I, I, I went with the Balance, so I got the V6 Supercharged. Yeah, that’s the best one I have,

John Wade: mate.

Al Alsina: Definitely.

Steve Wade: That was the fastest. That V8’s too much for that car.

Al Alsina: And so all the reports that I, I heard prior to saying that, yeah, you can have it, but it was like, why, right? You want to have kind of a balance between motor performance and handling.

John Wade: The weight distribution is so much better. So when we drove the eights going onto the straight at Laguna Seca at turn 11, every time, and I couldn’t stop it, I’d come onto that straight sideways. Every single time with the eight cylinder. With the six, it would go round that corner like it was on a rail, and shoot straight down the track.

It was a fantastic car. Agreed. Well done. Good choice. Sorry.

Crew Chief Eric: Interrupted again, didn’t I? So going back, and we’ll circle back to Mount Mandan here in a minute, so what’s Matt’s excuse? Thanks.

Matthew Yip: Well, growing up, I had a good friend who is the father of [00:18:00] one of my high school friends, who had Jags. He had a XJ12L with a small block, and then he bought a 78 XJS with the V12, hated the V12, and put a small block in it.

And his brother had a, uh, Coupe with a small block. And I really liked the cars, I mean they, compared to German cars, you’re right, German cars are very sterile. Japanese cars are bland. They’re very sterile, but they’re very functional. British cars are very, are like a club. You know, you walk inside, it’s got a lot of wood, it’s got a lot of leather.

It just, it’s a very clubby feel. So I ended up with the XJ6L because it had a small block Chevy in it. And, uh, I went to take something out of it. And the number of tiny, tiny screws holding the dashboard together were phenomenal. And it reminded me that whoever built this car was probably a cabinet maker before they were a coach builder.

I had another good friend, Dan.

Crew Chief Eric: Dan Rao, yeah. He was on Truck Night in America.

Matthew Yip: And he’s had Land Rovers for [00:19:00] decades. Found a 72 Series II. And it was cheap enough, I figured I’d bring it to this side of the country, and if it was junk, I’d sell it. As it was, uh, it ran. The idiots who had it couldn’t figure out how to start a car with a carburetor, or points.

And, you know, the beauty to that car, the beauty to the MG, MGs, plural, is the simplicity. The Land Rover showed up, it had a, an adjustable wrench in the tool chest. And I laughed, I said, hey, here’s half the tool kit, because between an adjustable spanner and a screwdriver, you can’t take a Land Rover apart, you should just give up.

Idiot. Well, and the neatest thing about the Land Rovers was, even into the 70s, it had a manual priming fuel pump and a crank to start it. It was one of the best party tricks ever. You know, watch this shit and crank it and start right up.

Crew Chief Eric: That was pretty cool. Now, I will say, it was disconcerting riding in that Landy because you sat on top of the gas tank.

So, you know, [00:20:00] but I understand why they built it that way.

Matthew Yip: Well, but you want to talk about Stupid Simple. Yeah,

Crew Chief Eric: absolutely. Yeah, absolutely.

Matthew Yip: You know, I mean, stupid simple, and, and tough as nails. I mean, you know, you, you see them, you see them on the, on the TV shows, you know, and Born Free and whatnot, and they beat the hell out of them, and they don’t care.

You know, now I’ve got that 2000 Disco, and, you know, there, there are all the horror stories about Land Rovers being unreliable and whatnot. I mean, the, the, the Disco is a very comfortable, very competent off road vehicle. The new ones are as well, but the problem I have with all the new ones is they’ve become so glitzy that You don’t want to take them off road.

Not like, not like the old series, you know, the old series you get it You get it muddy. You just take the roof off and take the garden hose to it I had an original mini for a very short period of time a buddy of mine had it had a new remember He didn’t

Crew Chief Eric: have any british. He doesn’t have hasn’t had that many british cars.

Steve Wade: No, no british cars. No, not at

Matthew Yip: all And a buddy of mine has a modern mini and [00:21:00] we were at an autocross The Mercedes Benz Club at the time used the three foot tall cones, and in a real MINI, they look like a forest, but I don’t think people who own new MINIs realize how small a MINI really is. I think the only

Crew Chief Eric: car smaller than the MINI is the Fiat 500.

Matthew Yip: Well, and as I always used to say, if you cut the roof off of a new MINI and took the guts out, you put the new MINI inside, put the roof back on, never know what was there.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh yeah, put the old MINI inside, yeah, absolutely.

John Wade: There’s two reasons to dry clean a MINI. One is, if you wet wash it, it rots away. And the other is, it can’t shrink anymore.

Mountain Man Dan: That’s awesome. For the classic many, I can still say that I own half of one. And that doesn’t, that doesn’t mean that I’m a co owner. I actually own a physical half of a mini because when, uh, I was over there as a civilian, I got to where I was buying, rebuilding, you know, buying ones that were wrecked and things like that.

And one that I bought that had been rolled [00:22:00] had really good chassis to it. So I took that out of one that the chassis was messed up with and with the military to bring things back, I was able to cut the back half of it because I intended to eventually make it into a trailer to pull behind them when I was planning to ship here.

Because, as you know, there’s not much luggage space on them. So I was gonna make a little pull behind trailer of the back half of a Mini, for behind the other Mini. And unfortunately things I screwed up on one didn’t get shipped, but I did manage to put the back half of the Mini in with my household goods and it got shipped over here, so I still do have that.

That’s

Steve Wade: a good story, I like

John Wade: that. If you ever want the experience of driving a Mini sized car that will out handle and out accelerate a Mini very well, go get a Lotus Elan from the 1960s. Those things are devastating little cars. The car that the Miata is based on. To the point where they were almost scary.

They were unbelievably fast. Very few cars keep up with those.

Matthew Yip: They’re way more complicated than the 7, but at the same [00:23:00] time they’re not. Because there’s nothing to be complicated.

John Wade: They’re actually not very much more complicated

Crew Chief Eric: than the 7 at all. Bigger tubes. Bigger tubes.

Matthew Yip: And my Lotus is the definition of simplistic.

I mean, it’s one of the last factory built 7s. But that’s another car that, you know, an adjustable wrench and a screwdriver, and you can take that thing apart and have it in pieces. And, you know, the real irony is, you’re talking about, uh, what was it, 35 horsepower in the original Mini. My Lotus has the Austin Healey Sprite motor with a Weber, and I don’t know the actual power figure, but in stock trim with the SUs, it was a whopping 43 horsepower.

The car weighs 986 pounds and I had it out on the road the other day for the first time and It’ll go 60 miles an hour, which is, as I said, 43 horsepower, never felt so furious in your life. I mean, they’re interesting cars, you know, they’re weird, you know, if you think about it, so are German cars. [00:24:00] Germans tend to over engineer the hell out of them, and as a result, they over complicate it, where the Brits tended to not over complicate, but they tended to engineer really bad things and then stick with them

Crew Chief Eric: forever.

Maybe the adjective we should use is, Charming, is that a good one to summarize British cars

Steve Wade: and British people? I might add I

just I just

Crew Chief Brad: love the fact that I mean the way to fix a British car and Matt’s You know list of cars there is just put a small black chevy in it and then they’re all good

Crew Chief Eric: There is a website jags that run.

com and that is the solution. It’s ls swap the world, right? So dan, why don’t you tell us about how you fell into british cars and what you had while you were stationed overseas? You

Mountain Man Dan: All right. So my endeavor into British cars happened by, uh, I would say by force because the military decided to ship me over to England, which it was a good time I spent in total about five years over there, three years of it in the military and went back for [00:25:00] close to two as a civilian.

And for many Americans, the classic minis are a cult thing. And, uh, there’s a huge cult following of the cars, and some of my British friends out over there would get offended when I told them that I didn’t see anything special about them. In my eyes, they were the British Volkswagen Bug, because they were so simplistically made.

Made for everybody to use. Blasphemer!

So, that was my initial view of them, and I, like, I’d never owned one or anything. And then, by chance, I bought my first one because a guy had overheated the engine and had fried the rings. I bought it. It already had a lot of nice work done to the body. It had the body kit on it, you know, upgraded interior stuff, had 12 inch wheels on it.

And I got a first feel. I bought it, replaced the engine, upgraded it from 275 in it, and Big blood.

Steve Wade: Let me tell you, Dan, if you had a 12 inch [00:26:00] wheels, you were the man. That was a car. Right? So that, that was, that’s a screamer. That is a good mini. If it, particularly if it’s got a Cooper upgrade to it, yeah, you were, you were seen as the bee’s knees, mate.

Mountain Man Dan: It was funny because one of the guys that, uh, I was stationed with owned one and he was like one of the diehard mini guys and he was telling me, he’s like, Oh, you can’t do over like 80 mile an hour. And I’m like, really? I was like, I’ve had mine up to a hundred and I was vibrating like crazy and the engine was screaming, but I’ve had it up to a hundred and I’m sure the A plus engine will

Steve Wade: go forever.

Yeah. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. Was that kilometers or miles an hour, Dan? Miles an hour.

Crew Chief Brad: That was downhill off a cliff.

Mountain Man Dan: And you definitely don’t want a big bug to come out in front of you because, uh, it’ll destroy the windshield real quick. After driving it, then I started to understand the allure behind the Mini. And I really loved driving it because it was basically like driving a go kart on the road.

[00:27:00] And I wound up owning like six or seven of them over the years. I really loved them. But then while I was there, I mentioned in a previous conversation, we’d had like the Hillman super amp that a buddy of mine had, I would have loved to have bought, I don’t know why it was not a very attractive car, but something about it, I don’t know why it was a car that not many people liked, but something about it, I really liked.

I just thought it was a really cool car and unfortunately I didn’t buy it, although I probably should have, ’cause I would’ve brought it back to the states with me. But I was around a lot of the other British cars like the Jaguars and I, as has been already mentioned, putting a three 50 in, it’s the best solution to a lot of the problems with the older.

And if I recall correctly, I think when I first met Matt, Eric, you were trying to talk me into buying the Jag off of him that already had the three 50 in it, but I chose not to. So that was my endeavor into British cars. And the Lucas electronics are a nightmare. That’s, that’s one thing [00:28:00] that’s across the board.

Matthew Yip: I remember the pictures of Patty Hopkirk jumping those things. In rallies, you know, those cars were awesome to me

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, and there’s a really good video that came out not long ago from I think it was last year’s goodwood and i’ll probably post it in the show notes to go with this episode where there’s a Mini, I forget who the driver is But he’s chasing a fully prepared mini and he’s chasing an alpha gta And it’s probably some of the best racing you’ve ever seen.

It’s the best nine minutes You’ll spend in front of the computer. So i’ll make sure to post that along with this episode, but steve You said you had a story And, uh, but continue.

Steve Wade: Yeah. Yeah. It’s just about a minute. Um, because, uh, I don’t know if you listened to the last podcast, but

anyway,

Steve Wade: uh, the first cars I ever owned in England were actually Ford.

So I had a Ford Capri 1. 6 liter 2. 0 liter, which were company lease cars, right? So I didn’t pay for them. So I don’t care. Right. So when I left the company, I didn’t have a car. So the first car I ever bought for myself. I love that car. [00:29:00] That car was just, it was phenomenal, except one day it stopped working.

And for the life of me, I could not figure out what was wrong. I took the carburetors off, put them back on, and eventually for two weeks I was working on this thing. So I go and get this buddy of mine and I said, look, can you come and look at this car? And I said, can you come and see what’s wrong with the car?

So he says, sure, you know, he’d been, he’d worked on cars a bit. So we get it out the garage, put it in, and he looks at it, Phil farts around with it, and he says, Steve’s got no petrol in it.

LAUGHS

Steve Wade: I didn’t know you had to put petrol in, they never run out of petrol. I mean, you know, they just, but anyway, that was what the problem was, had no petrol.

You

Crew Chief Eric: know, it’s funny that Dan mentions the SuperM. I’m a fan of the Fiat 850, the 850 Coupe especially. So they’re all kind of the same to me, I guess, at the end of the day. And they’re all equally quirky because none of the, you know, Magnetti Morelli stuff worked either, just much like the Lucas electronics didn’t work back then either.

[00:30:00] But, you know, Steve, you’re very invested in the British car world, especially with your classic Mini, and you were the head of one of the Mini clubs here at the DMV. What’s that like? What’s that community like that people may not be familiar with?

Steve Wade: Well, first off, every British club I’ve ever been associated with has had a support group.

So we had, you know, like, Psychiatrists on, on call, you know, for those days when you couldn’t fix the friggin things or whatever. And, uh, it’s just like this group. I mean, this is a very typical You love the car, but you hate the car. You know, there’s a masochistic love affair going on with this thing the whole time.

You, you know that it, if it runs, that was, you know, you just made the lottery, right? Because if it doesn’t run, that’s what’s supposed to happen. So, if you get it to start, you can drive it about a bit, you feel proud of it. Because you’re getting this mechanical beef to do whatever you want with it. Um, so there’s just a It is the quirkiness.

It is the charm. We use that it is the participant you [00:31:00] cannot just you know It’s not a max car, right? You’ve got to be vested in the car if you own a british car no matter what it is Either you’ve got a very good mechanic who will take all your money and fix it for you Every now and again, or you, and you know, the car, it’s part of your family.

It’s part of you. It’s part of your character. And everybody that owns British cars has that trait about them. Some a little bit, some to obsession. I would say the one thing that I’ve seen for everybody that has a similar problem to me in British cars.

Mountain Man Dan: So I have to ask Steve, with your classic mini, do you carry a wire brush around in the boot because with mine I did, because like clockwork, every like month and a half, two months, I’d have to pull the ground cable off, wire brush it, and then bolt it back on for it to start, because if not it would act like the starter was going bad.

Steve Wade: Yeah, because the connectors that went on the battery are made of lead. So, lead expands and contracts. So, what happens over time is it expands and contracts and creates corrosion. So, it doesn’t make a connection anymore. [00:32:00] So, you have to take it off and do the wire brushy thing and then put it back on again, hit it with a hammer, curse at it a few times and then it’ll start.

Of course, if you haven’t flattened a bleeding battery, which happens fairly often too. So Yeah, and that Mini Ed does exactly that. I have to keep a charger on the battery, not on the terminals. If I keep the charger on the terminals, it keeps the lights on in the car. It doesn’t charge the battery at all because it’s not connected to the damn battery.

Crew Chief Eric: You have to put it

Steve Wade: on the

Crew Chief Eric: battery terminal. And yet his beer is still warm after all that, you know?

Matthew Yip: Yes, but his driveway will never rust.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s coated in a thin, thin layer of oil all the way down. I mean, you know why

Matthew Yip: the British drink warm

Crew Chief Eric: beer, right?

Matthew Yip: No, yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: Lucas refrigerators, yes.

Matthew Yip: My aunt and uncle came up this weekend to visit for the first time.

She’s in her 80s and he’s in his 90s. My aunt walked into my garage and went, Oh my God, what is that on the floor? I said, [00:33:00] oil, huge patch. I said, I have British cars. Nice.

Steve Wade: Yeah, yeah. I think we told this joke before, Matt, but you know, if a British car isn’t leaking, there’s one reason or one reason only for it.

It’s empty.

Crew Chief Eric: Love that. Well, Matt’s the one that always told me, never buy a Jag with low mileage because it means it never ran. But on that, Steve, I think you touched on something really important with the UK, Britain, Scotland, Ireland, etc. Being island nations, being very small, there is an exorbitant amount of petrolheads.

Like you said, there’s an obsession with cars. There’s an obsession with motor racing. And when you look at the geography of the UK, it’s not very big. And it’s just amazing. Where does that come from?

Steve Wade: The whole country is cheap. That’s what it is. They won’t go and hire a mechanic, right? So why go and give somebody else, you know, a few pounds, a few quid to do their job where you can [00:34:00] spend twice as much on tools and parts and do it yourself?

But to be honest with you, it is a matter of necessity to some degree, right? Because Stan will live in the United Kingdom at least back, you know, some time ago as much as he’s here. So there’s definitely an affordability thing about it. But the other point is that, you know, that the type of cars, because they were small and Matt hit it on the head, they’re simple.

They really are simple. I mean I can take the motor out of that, you know, 1984 Mini I just showed you, in two hours. Easy. Drop it out, put it on the hoist, easy. So they are made to be worked on. They’re not necessarily easy to work on because the other thing is everything’s packed in so tight because it’s so small and it gives you a good self satisfaction, right?

I mean, when you fix the thing and you turn the key and the thing starts and you drive it, you’re really proud of yourself. You know, it’s absolutely great and you get a kick from it. So there’s that element to it. But they are really, particularly the older ones, not so much the newer ones anymore, of course, but the older ones definitely lend themselves to [00:35:00] the owner being a good part of the mechanic.

Right. Once they started putting, you know, more complicated computers in them and you needed more expensive electronic tooling To tune them and yeah, that takes it out of the hands of your average Joe So, you know, that’s not so much anymore, but they are simple to work on. There’s no two ways about it

John Wade: It’s much simpler than that We’re from a little island, surrounded by a border, completely isolated from Europe.

We just didn’t know any better.

Mountain Man Dan: And it doesn’t help that the UK is taxed to death. It doesn’t matter what it is, you get taxed on it to horrendous amounts. And I think a lot of that, especially import stuff, I noticed while I was there, like anything that’s imported, is it abundantly more expensive than something locally?

So I think a lot of those guys building things in their sheds and stuff, a lot of those designs, they’re taking into mind the fact that, okay, I can’t just go down to the shop and get something that, you know, from some other country. So they build the stuff based off what they know they have access to.[00:36:00]

And unfortunately, some of the stuff isn’t the greatest availability to build with. So those hodgepodge designs get built off of what’s available and it’s rather Ingenuitive when you think about it

Matthew Yip: The book that Eric was alluding to is Colin Chapman the man and his machines You know, one of the things they talk about is when Colin Chapman started building cars He built the frames for I can’t was it the seven or I can’t remember what it was He would build the frames and his frame jig was a box spring for a bed and they said they went when he laid out all the tubes, he said he had to be extra careful because as soon as he welded one set of tubes together, It was already stronger than that bed frame.

That’s what he had for a jig. That’s how he made his cars, you know, and literally, I mean, Eric knows the history a little better than I do, but literally it started in a, in, in somebody’s tool shed by the time my Lotus was built, I think they had a warehouse. And immediately thereafter, they moved [00:37:00] into a factory.

Yeah,

Crew Chief Eric: so your 7 was built in kind of that middle period in what they called the chestnut factory, which was several sheds next to each other. Instead of the original. No, no, no, no, no. It’s a town called Chesnut. Oh, is it? Oh, sorry. It’s not Chestnut.

Steve Wade: Chesnut.

Crew Chief Eric: Chesnut. It’s the name of the town. My apologies. I do not wish to offend.

But yes, it’s pretty cool because when you look at Matt’s car, you realize it is one of the Probably last cars to come out of that facility. The nameplate and the VIN is all hand etched. It’s his is actually number 888 off the assembly line, you know, stuff like that. It’s pretty cool to have a piece of history like that.

And then obviously when they moved to the airport, I can’t remember the name of the town right now where the, where Lotus has been forever now, you know, it’s all very different than it was back then when the cars were still hand built.

Matthew Yip: Well, and, you know, and what’s really interesting about them is that [00:38:00] they were hand built, you know, you don’t realize how it’s a go kart.

Mm hmm. I have to explain to people who, you know, I meet people and tell them I have a Lotus, they say, Well, what do you mean? I say, you see this desk? The desk is a little bigger.

Crew Chief Eric: And honestly, and I’ve seen this with some other cars. I’ve seen it with some, some MGs and some other British cars that I’ve gotten close to where you kind of look at it and go, man, what were they thinking?

But also, I mean, the seven, especially you’re like, is this safe? It’s almost a kit car in comparison to a lot of the other British cars that are out there. Oh, it is a kit car. But

yeah,

Matthew Yip: remember what I said about that car. You don’t ever have to worry about being injured in a crash You’re going to simply die.

Crew Chief Eric: Uh, yeah, that is that is a true statement if there ever was one But since we’re talking about motorsport and we’re talking about the british isles Several of you have been over there before have you had the opportunity to go to any of the racetracks?

Steve Wade: I actually went to [00:39:00] the, uh, let me think, 50th anniversary celebration of the many at Silverstar, but I never drove the track.

I just visited and looked at thousands of, uh, Many things like that, but I’ve never driven on track in England myself or in Europe for that matter

Crew Chief Eric: Now you guys had plans to go over there, correct? This year, but I think COVID messed that up

Steve Wade: Yeah, you know, yes, but they didn’t solidify. Maybe next year, maybe the year after.

We’ve got to get over there You know, drive Goodwood perhaps or Silverstone would be cool, you know, you just got to do that before we die. I think that’s gonna be a treat track for us

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, brad and I have this fantasy about driving a brand’s hatch. It’s got to happen. I got to find a way to make it happen

Matthew Yip: I I just i’d love to attend goodwood.

I love watching it. Absolutely

Mountain Man Dan: So I never made it on track while I was over there But I did actually make it I can’t remember the name of it It was a smaller track a little bit north of base that I used to go to because on the weekends they would have Motorcycle races there so I would go up [00:40:00] there And watch the guys because Races are it’s a lot more chaotic than the car races So I go watch that and then other it was they’d use a small section of the track at other times Where they would actually race RC cars on it.

It’s a small section they would use for RC cars, which was interesting. But the only tracks I made on over there were motocross tracks. Oh,

wow.

Mountain Man Dan: Where were you stationed, Dan? I was at, uh, RAF Mildenhall. Yeah, Snedderton. Snedderton. For two years.

Steve Wade: Yep. Snedderton.

Crew Chief Eric: Even from about 30 miles from there. Very cool.

Small world. Exactly, right? Well, it’s a small island. You

Matthew Yip: know, it’s funny though, because Steve was talking about the Ford Capri’s, which while being somewhat German, and I, uh, I actually had a 76. 2. 8 Ghia.

Crew Chief Eric: My dad had a 75 and shit brown. I mean, there’s no other way to explain it.

Matthew Yip: Mine was a really early one because it was white.

The [00:41:00] headlight and windshield wiper switches were incorporated at the bottom of the dash. Most cars, you know, they have a stalk to operate the wipers and whatnot. Mine were actually buttons on the bottom of the dash. Those were fun little cars. The, uh, the biggest problem with the 2. 8 was they didn’t know how to federalize the darn things.

They had this stupid emissions plate underneath the carburetor. Accelerator cable came out of the firewall, went down the length of the motor, and made a 180 degree turn and pulled the throttle linkage from the front of the car. And as a result, because the cable would bind with age, it was literally like an on off switch.

We figured that out towards the end of my ownership, and I could finally drive it in the parking lot without stalling it or smoking the tires.

Crew Chief Eric: So a couple of funny things about the Capri since you brought it up. And I know Steve did in the last episode that he was on. So my dad used to tell me first, first things first, it was Brown and he did like he always does with everything repainted it black, which is I think kind of cool.

And I think the Capri looks [00:42:00] good in black. The other thing he told me all the time, the reason he got rid of that car was that he spent more time going backwards than forward because they were extremely tail happy cars and it just couldn’t get the weight down, rear wheel drive, all that kind of stuff.

But

Matthew Yip: it was, it was the, the British equivalent to the five liter to a Mustang. I mean, if you look at it, Long nose, very similar, uh, face, then you have a very short, uh, overhang, of course it was a hatch, or, well let me rephrase that. Liftback. The later ones were hatches, the early ones were notchbacks. They were fun little cars.

Crew Chief Eric: So on top of that, I recently reviewed Rust Valley Restorers, which is on Netflix, their third season. The last car they do in their build, so big spoiler alert here. They take a Sunbeam Alpine convertible out of their yard and decide they’re going to, you know, do it up and hot rod it and all this kind of thing.

And the owner, Mike Hall, he decides That the four cylinder engine that’s in the Sunbeam just isn’t enough. And he swaps [00:43:00] in a V6 2. 8 Capri motor that they pulled out of the yard as well. And I thought that was an interesting mashup between two British cars, you know, and, and ones that people don’t even really think of, but I never thought like, Oh, a hot rod motor for an, a Sunbeam would be a Capri engine, right?

So there’s things like that, that, that I think often get overlooked in this, you know, British car world. I’m

Steve Wade: shocked there’s any Sunbeams left. Seriously, I mean, there can’t be many. Talking about a soluble car.

Matthew Yip: Eric and I have a friend who, uh, passed away in the 90s. But he worked for Chrysler for 40 plus years.

His company car was a first gen Tiger. Beautiful car. He used to autocross an Alpine. The green car was a four cylinder. You know, I drove that Tiger, and You know, they say it’s the poor man’s Cobra and it’s, it is. It, it makes all the right noises. It has all the very mechanical feel to it. And, uh, and yeah, I could see those cars going [00:44:00] backwards a lot.

John Wade: Remember though, the Tiger had an American VA. Yeah, so that made it reliable, right? It made it Absolutely dangerous It made it

Steve Wade: spin faster

John Wade: gave it a bit of pendulum effect. I can tell you a little story about how treacherous I can be Sure, so i’ve owned a few of these things One of which was an Austin Healey Frog Eye Sprite.

Oh, God. At 59. So, Steve and I actually drove it a little bit. Well, the car had LucasElectrics, or what passed for an electrical system, which was essentially a bundle of wires wrapped in a bit of flammable cloth with resistors in the middle. Yeah? So what you’ve essentially got is an electric fire that powers your gauges On wheels.

Yeah. So the car routinely would just quit working and then it would start working again. And if it rained, it would stop. [00:45:00] And if it got dry, it would go. So I got a little bit tired of this, you know? And of course, this is a car that has a piece of clothesline for a door handle. You know what I mean? High tech.

So to get the dash out with four screws, it fell in your lap and there were 12 wires. It’s not a big challenge. So I’m going to have a go at this, so I go down the old local radio shack and I buy bundles of wire and little connectors And a little crimp on connectors and a little crimping tool that you buy were infinitely better than the pieces that were on the car from the factory.

And I could take away the flammable coating. So I’m all about this. I’ve got non flammable coated wire. This is going to be an improvement. So I start working on the car and start replacing wires. And so I got a couple of three of them done and it’s time to drive. So make sure everything’s all right. So I lived in Frederick, Maryland at the time, not, not too far from where you guys are now, and we were in an apartment.

So I drive through the apartment [00:46:00] complex. And as I’m driving, it was very cold, and I’ve got the top up. And of course, to get the top off on Austin Healey’s, it’s probably about a two day job for a single man. And you know, somebody told me, he said, I’m never gonna drive a car where you have to get the windows out of the trunk.

Oh! Which is very true, but there wasn’t a trunk either, so they slid down the back of the car, and they were made of metal frames, where they shorted out all the wires that you were working with, yeah? So I’ve got the roof on, windows up, and I’m driving this little bitty car, and I’m like, and there is this smell, you know?

And I’m thinking, oh no! I’ve got a wire going, you know, well within seconds this car completely fills with smoke to the point I can’t see out and it’s this acrid, nasty, acidic smoke and I’m starting to cough and barf and snot and tear and cry and I’m [00:47:00] trying to drive this little car so I’m like I’ve had enough of this So, before I get gassed, I reach over, grab my bit of, uh, clothesline, pull it down in order to open the door, to get the smoke out.

Well, I lean over, and typically, the seatbelts in cars of that vintage are, well, absent, really. And so, I’ve tumbled out of the motor. Alright, so the car’s doing about 30 miles an hour, and I’m on the road. Yeah, the car’s on the road. We’re just not coincident. So, the car is going down the road completely on its own, smoke pouring out the windows, I’m rolling and writhing in the middle of the road, snot ass and camel fur and I’m like, aah!

And I finally get to cough and clear my eyes enough to watch my Austin Healy steadily work its way up the street. And it’s, it’s driving superbly. Probably the best it ever ran, [00:48:00] without me in it. Eventually, the car sort of goes through a hall, and it hits the curb and bounces up on the curb. So I’m like, all right, I got this.

So I get back up on my feet, and by this time, the acrid stench and the tearing has begun to subside. And so I’m like, okay, no problem. So I nonchalantly walk up the street to catch my car up. Meanwhile, there’s two teenage girls coming the other way who are absolutely in freaking tears watching this English guy roll around on the ground, watching his pilotless car drive its way.

That was the last bloody time. And what happened was indeed, I got a short and it set fire to the cloth covering for the wiring bundle. Now, I get to the car, the smoke is dissipated, the car is stopped, it’s stalled on the side of the road. I get in it, pull the [00:49:00] starter, starts right up

Crew Chief Eric: on the drive down.

And there you have it. I have a question before we go into our next segment. Is there a best British brand? The best one is somebody else’s. We’ll forget about the 80s to 90s because that’s just a period of British car history we don’t want to talk about. But let’s say previous to that, you know, in the vintage era, is there a best and a worst?

John Wade: Believe it or not, the worst ones that I’ve experienced certainly were British Fords. The Ford Dagenham, we used to call them, they’re made in Dagenham. Dagenham Dustbins. And they were called, as Steve just said, Dagenham Dustbins. Which you would call a Detroit Trash Can. Some of the worst made, electrically challenged, stylistic,

In fact, if you were here right now, I could show you one. So, Brett, a guy who works on my Focus sometimes, has a 1959 Ford Anglia in the back of his shop at the moment. Whoa,

Matthew Yip: Gregory’s car. [00:50:00]

John Wade: There are people trying to destroy that guy. Uh, it’s just, it’s an abomination, they were terrible. They were, they rusted, they, they had all of the power of a ruptured rabbit.

They were diabolical things.

Mountain Man Dan: So, I would say that for here in the U. S., for most Americans that have never been to the U. K., Rolls Royce is definitely up there, especially if you go back to the commercials of the Great Poupon. You know, and that was like, Rolls Royce has always had that name synonymous with elegance, you know, classic.

I’m not saying it’s the best, but I know for name wise, it’s one of the top for renown. The

Matthew Yip: car I worked for had a Bentley Turbo R, and, you know, from a plush and posh standpoint, you’re damn right, that car was amazing. You know, four people in it, and it still smoked the tires, not that I would know.

Steve Wade: But, I do wanna, I do wanna vote, not necessarily the best brand, but the best car, by far, is a British car, and it’s the best car in the world, is an E Type J.

I think there’s no competition, that car is the [00:51:00] sexiest, most wonderful car, You can get

John Wade: except Matt’s thousand dollars a year becomes $10,000 a month. But the

Matthew Yip: E type even today, that and the Lamborghini Mu have not aged a a second from the day they were penned.

Crew Chief Eric: Absolutely. I agree to

John Wade: that.

Matthew Yip: Yeah.

John Wade: There’s a wonderful example actually.

Of a British car that combines coachwork, it combines upholstery, a super smooth engine, one of the best English gearboxes ever built, with styling and comfort. And that’s a Jaguar Mk10. That’s one of the pinnacles of British car manufacturing right there.

Matthew Yip: And those are big cars too, if I recall, relatively heavy by British standards, yeah.

And I think most people in the U. S. have no idea what those cars are. And

Crew Chief Eric: I

Matthew Yip: will post a picture of one

Crew Chief Eric: with

Matthew Yip: the show notes. But most people don’t. They think Jaguar, they think E Type. And then they take the XJ, you know, the XJ6, whatever that body was, the XJ sedans that were, [00:52:00] they produced basically the same sedan for 20 years.

Yeah.

John Wade: No, the, uh, the Mark II, Mark X, Mark VIII series, you won’t see many Mark VIII’s anymore, but these were the epitome of the British businessman’s car. Yeah. Yeah. I think I would still say the, you know, on the rough end was the Dagenham dustbins, on the good end. As long as you paid attention, Jaguar still is, probably, within affordability ranges, the best of the British cars.

See, Al? That’s a good sign. But you know what the ideal British car is, though, right? What’s that? Okay, not a super version. But the Hillman Imp, and I’ll tell you why. That one will absolutely save your life, right? Now think about it, gentlemen. There’s not a woman in the world who’s gonna be impressed by that thing, so you ain’t got to worry about being accused of a womanizer, have you?

No, your wife’s happy. It will cost you a bloody fortune to maintain it, which means you can’t spend money on wine, women, and song. You’re in there. [00:53:00] And it’s physically impossible, unless you’re in a mall parking lot, to exceed the speed limit. No way are you gonna get a ticket. And if you break down on the side of the road, you’ll have 50 people go alongside you, stop, get out, and go, Oh, can I help you with that cute little car?

You’re in, Mike Flynn, mate. That is

Crew Chief Eric: the best British car ever built. Well, on that note, I think Brad’s gonna kick off our second segment here, so go ahead, Brad.

Crew Chief Brad: Now that we’ve all shared some stories, it’s time to play a few rounds of Break Fix Snooker in the form of What Should I Buy, British Cars Edition.

Now fair warning, if this broadcast stops short, it’s 100 percent the fault of Lucas Electronics. But by all means, keep calm and carry on.

John Wade: Wait, let’s get the language straight. It’s Snooker, Chessington,

Crew Chief Eric: and

John Wade: Jaguar.

Crew Chief Eric: All right,

John Wade: let’s

start. All

Crew Chief Eric: right, folks, the rules are simple. It is a bucket list item for any true petrolhead, [00:54:00] myself included, to have owned a British car.

Therefore, in keeping with our mythical three car garage system, which you might recall from previous episodes, I challenge all of you to fill my garage With a vintage, a modern, being that of the 2000s and newer, and your personal favorite British car. Who wants to go first? Who wants to fill my garage?

Crew Chief Brad: Uh, I’ll go first, if nobody else wants to.

Crew Chief Eric: Alright, set the stage, Brad.

Crew Chief Brad: Alright, so Since I am the British car aficionado of the group here, having never owned one, I’ve still got those boyhood dreams. I don’t get, you know, bogged down by reality of actually owning a British car. So for the vintage one, I’m going to go with the Jensen Interceptor, specifically the one from the most recent Fast and Furious movie, whatever that one was.

Of course,

Crew Chief Eric: because it’s powered by a Chevy V8. So yeah, of course. Yeah,

Crew Chief Brad: it’s powered by a Chevy V8. No, [00:55:00] the McChrysalis. The next one for the 2000s plus, which is also one of my personal favorites. Is the Bentley Brooklins like a 2010. I love a huge giant grand touring coupe and that car is Just amazing. And then for my all time favorite british car the

Crew Chief Eric: 1973 aston martin lagonda.

Crew Chief Brad: No No, no, no the tbr tuscan speed six.

Crew Chief Eric: Uh, very nice choice

Crew Chief Brad: ever since the movie swordfish. That’s been my My favorite British car.

Crew Chief Eric: I thought you said that’d be new than 2000.

Crew Chief Brad: The Brooklyns is 2008.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. So your three, your three criteria are vintage, modern being anything new, and then your personal favorite British car, doesn’t matter what year it is.

Alright, we can do that. So those are your three. So who’s up next?

Steve Wade: Alright, so you all know my favorite British car, right? So we can start there regardless of years. Definitely an E type, right? So we start with the E type. We’ll put that out there. Vintage, see I’m a mini guy and there’s lots of really cool [00:56:00] vintage minis, but if I’m going vintage I’d probably go like You know james bond car, right?

It’s got to be the db9 thing just because of the image of it and modern day honestly now I am going to stick with my affinity a souped up jcw 2018 2019 is one hell of a car. So You I’d put that in there too.

Mountain Man Dan: Nice. Alright, so, I’d say for modern, I couldn’t tell because I don’t know particular models of various ones, but a couple of the newer Aston Martins, I really like the body lines to them.

I think they’re really smooth looking cars, so I’d say for the modern car, I’d hook you up with an Aston Martin. As for classic, I’m gonna throw the, the Hellman because I really like it, and I’d like, I think you’d enjoy riding around in it. And then, as for my favorite, I would say one of [00:57:00] the older Mini pickups, because there’s not many around.

Um, And it’ll just be an eye turner as you’re going down the street, whether it be Say it again, Dan, what was it? One of the old mini pickups. Oh, mini pickup!

John Wade: Nice! Yeah! That’s our new one. I got a story.

Steve Wade: I got a story there if you We’ll let everybody finish and then if we’ve got some time, I’ll tell you a story about minivans.

Anyway, go ahead. You guys go ahead.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s like the handy van and the moke. But anyway, moving on. They had anything else, any runners up in there? Well, those are the three that I was throwing out there, so

Crew Chief Brad: I’ve got two runners up. My first runner’s up is the McLaren F1, because, you know, why the hell not? My next one is not a four wheel, but a two wheel, a Triumph Speed Triple.

Crew Chief Eric: Nice choice. I don’t know that that fits in the mini van though, but Steve will let us know if it does Maybe in pieces I’m gonna add in a little cherry

Mountain Man Dan: on top only because you know me out being a motorcycle guy I gotta throw [00:58:00] in a motorcycle as well since brad did i’m gonna throw in one of the old like 70s model triumphs You know set up there are cool bikes to get around on but i’m gonna tell you if it breaks I will not help you work on it.

They’re a nightmare Oh, like a Bonneville or one of those? Yeah, yeah, those are good bikes. But, I will say, that’s a little, uh, carry on top for you to ride around.

John Wade: Now they’ve

Mountain Man Dan: thrown

John Wade: down the gauntlet, right? So, they’re dumb bikes. I’m not a bike man, but I am an airplane man. And a Supermarine Spitfire is the sexiest thing I’ve ever bought.

Crew Chief Eric: Uh, how about Matt? What do you think? What are your three? You’re spending my money, what would you buy? For a classic,

Matthew Yip: you know What is

Crew Chief Brad: seven?

Matthew Yip: I kind of like the, uh, I kind of like the XK 140. That’s good, yeah. The E Type is beautiful, but the XK 140, well the 120 really Is the one that started all that craze and, um, you know, it’s still a hell of an elegant car.

Modern, and I don’t know what year they stopped, but the Brooklins is the one that’s turbocharged or not, I don’t recall. Cause I, I, [00:59:00] I like those cars. I like the, you know, the, the Bentley Turbo R or whatever the most modern version of that was.

Crew Chief Brad: No, the, the Brooklins is a naturally aspirated. It’s like six and three quarter.

Matthew Yip: 6. 75 liter with, uh, Yeah. The horsepower rating was listed as adequate.

Crew Chief Brad: 550?

Matthew Yip: Yeah, yeah. The turbo’s engine was rated as more than adequate.

Crew Chief Eric: Gotta love the advertising. And the

Matthew Yip: pinnacle car for you, Matt? My all time favorite is the Lotus Elite. And I’m not talking about a new one, I’m talking about a 60 or 61, the car that won Le Mans for its class and the fuel efficiency because it got 30 miles to the gallon racing for 24 hours.

And they’re just cool cars that they almost make the seven look big.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, we got to see one at the Barber Motorsport Museum last year while we were there. So that was pretty cool to see an Elite in person, along with a lot of other Lotus’s. So for our [01:00:00] listeners that are into British cars, if you happen to be down in Birmingham, Stop by barber to check out a lot of british cars that they have on display there and along with a ton of motorcycles But over to porsche al or should I say z man what she got for me?

Al Alsina: So I think my vintage will be an austin hilley. So when I was younger, my uncle had one. He wasn’t a handy guy He should have never got that car I know you you buy a car with aspirations of Of doing and having all this work done. You’re really not that guy And so my class will be probably be the triumph tr6.

I know someone i’m not going to mention his name on this Just for namesake, but he took that triumph motor out took the front end transmission and dropped it into a juice coupe He put it into a model t Right? Huh. Made a true juice coupe. Got em.

Huh.

Al Alsina: You know, I’m just gonna stick with the Jag F Type. I’m lovin that car.

It reminds me [01:01:00] of

Crew Chief Eric: Baby Aston.

Al Alsina: Yes, it does.

Crew Chief Eric: Absolutely. Well then that’s good because John, that means you’re up. So what cars would you put in my garage? Well, but it’s sold all in your garage, right? Well, you already got too many in yours, so come on.

John Wade: So, if you said, John, here’s a load of dosh, go buy your favorite cars and give them to me.

Which is difficult. So, vintage is, without doubt, a 1929 four and a half liter blown Bentley. That’s one of just end to end the most gorgeous pieces of wheeled machinery ever built. Modern car. I would go, and for a variety of reasons, with an Aston Martin Rapide. of all cars, uh, of which very few were ever built and very few are in America, but the majority of them are here.

It is the only four door Aston Martin, and it looks like a Vantage and goes like a bat out of hell, and you can seat [01:02:00] four people.

Crew Chief Eric: See, see, he’s erased the Luganda from his memory banks, that is

Crew Chief Brad: You mean, the predecessor? The grandfather repeat? That car behind you Repeat that, John? every

John Wade: junkyard in the world.

Is what that thing is. Diabolical. Don’t make fun of my four door DeLorean. Ha ha! It is four door, you’re right. Um, so, favorite car. One that stole my heart many years ago. E Type’s a very close second, however. Is a brand spankin new, with a big BMW engine. Morgan plus eight classic body. I think that is absolutely the archetypical still hand built, still bit built solely in Britain, except for the engine and gearbox British car to beat all British cars.

Crew Chief Brad: But you mean the, the important bits that actually make it a car that aren’t built in Britain?

Matthew Yip: Well, the first thing you do, you know the first [01:03:00] thing you do when you buy a Morgan, right? You take it apart and you shellac the entire frame so that it doesn’t rust and attract termites.

John Wade: Yeah, actually my one is, um, cupronol dipped to stop the termites.

That’s exactly why they did that. So yeah, you’re right. The first thing you do is find a good woodworker. They’re phenomenal cars and amazing things to drive. You rarely see yourself coming the other way down the interstate and there is many, many times that the person who’s got to fight to get to your car the most is you to move all the people out of the way looking at it.

Brilliant, Lola. Still hand built. In fact, on mine, the turn signal lights on top of the fenders are mismatched. One on right and each further back than the one on the left because they were made by two different people. And the offenders were made by guys with hammers on

Matthew Yip: a wooden buck. If you want to talk about a lost art and talk about coach built, nothing on that [01:04:00] car comes out of a press per se.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, I guess it’s time for me to reveal my picks. My list of cars to consider may surprise you, so I’m going to read off a few names here. Some real cherished British gems of the automotive world. Things like the Austin Metro, the Morris Marina, the Rover P6, the Triumph Stag, The Ford Mondeo. Shoes! Shoes!

Stop! Stop! I mean, these are amazing vehicles. And then, so, I had to further my research and say, Well, maybe I could have an Elva Courier. Or I could have a Lotus Eclat. Or something like that. But, yeah, that’s really not my style. So. The only car ever named after a venereal disease. I love it. So I think for vintage, it would not surprise you that you cannot take the boys very far from the racetrack.

And I would have [01:05:00] a 64 to 68 Gennetta G4R.

John Wade: Yeah, nice.

Crew Chief Eric: For modern car, I would have a Noble M400. Now, it’s a draw here for the quintessential British car that I would own, and it’s a hard tie between two diametrically opposed vehicles. One being the Jaguar, or, I can’t even say it. Come on! Come on! Jaguar XJ220 and the other car that would be my most reasonable choice would be a Ford Sierra Cosworth.

Yeah, which you call here a Mercurix R40i. Yeah, terrible name. It’s like bringing over the Accord and calling it a Sterling. But yeah, those would be my choices in my garage. Leave it to Ford to sell a car like that through dealerships

Matthew Yip: where the average age was like 90. Yeah, right. Who the hell, who the hell went to a mercury dealer to buy a sports car?

They went to buy the car for the frickin funeral home.

Crew Chief Brad: [01:06:00] While you guys were talking, I’m sitting here trying to figure out the differences between the X4TI and the Sierra Cosworth.

Crew Chief Eric: Uh, it’s badges, that’s it.

John Wade: There was a turbo Cosy Sierra in the UK.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, the ones over there were twin injected, twin spark too.

They had a really interesting setup. They run brilliantly well for about 80 miles. That’s all I need. Now, I will say there was one other car that I’ve always kind of been fascinated with, but I have a feeling it is terrible, and it really is only because I sort of secretly like the Ferrari Daytona. And that’s the Rover SD1.

It has a very similar shape to it, although it is a coupe, but I have a feeling that I would be utterly disappointed with that car. And so it did not make my list in any shape or form. Now Eric,

John Wade: I’ll tell you a car that’s going to be very peculiar that you would not be disappointed with, that you would get out going, I’m glad I’ve driven that, but I’m never doing that again.

And that is a modern Morgan three wheeler with the S& S 115 [01:07:00] horsepower engine in it. That car is completely and utterly ridiculous. It’s only got one wheel and it’s got the contact patch of your thumb and 110 horsepower direct drive. That car, you can turn the steering wheel, put your foot on the gas and it will just spin around its front wheels all day long.

It is a ridiculous car. And the other thing is, while it’s extremely fast and there are a few cars That will keep up with it. It will never miss a bump ’cause it’s got a wheel in every lane. .

Matthew Yip: Well, there was a, there was a fellow who showed up at a car show. They brought a 1929 Morgan and a brand new 2016 Morgan.

And the only way you could tell the difference is if you look closely at the gauges. I mean, it’s the same car

Crew Chief Eric: now. I thought it was interesting. The same guy. So I thought it was interesting that Al brought up Triumph, and you specifically said it’s TR6, which [01:08:00] is a way better car than any of the other Triumphs, probably, of that era.

But you know, we all fell victim to the TR7 here, which is a very weirdly shaped car. We’ll just call it a wedge, to be nice. They winked too, remember, because when you turned one light on, the other one went off. But I will say, I did get a chance, even if it was for a short distance, to drive a car that was built in Blackpool.

I got a chance to drive a TVR Tasman 280i, with the, you know, the Cortina motor and all that fun stuff. I won’t say it was anything to write home about, but it was kind of interesting to see how, as, you know, John always says, it was cobbled together, because, you know, the rear lights were from a Mercedes, and some parts were from a Ford, and it was all this mismatch of things, but at the end of the day, it Eh, at least I checked the box and said I drove a British sports car.

John Wade: Do you know there are three things that killed the British car industry? Because there is only one car solely built in Britain, that’s a Morgan. So, there’s a lot of political answers to this, to this little question. But the three [01:09:00] things, essentially, that killed the British car industry Are the Jaguar XJS, the MG Midget, and the Triumph TR7.

Mountain Man Dan: Oh God.

John Wade: The three biggest buckets of bolts ever built on this planet. Now then, having said that, I earned my way through college as a British car mechanic.

Crew Chief Eric: But Steve, you had a story you wanted to share. We got a couple of minutes left if people want to hang out.

Steve Wade: Yeah, it was, it was remind me of the, uh, mini pickup. So when I, when I first was an apprentice in England, um, going back was learning my trade as a, Electrician and in electronics. We used to, you know, get lunch hours and stuff and a mate of mine used to have a car and he would take me home so I could get something to eat and take me back again.

And it was a minivan. Not a minipickup, but a minivan. A minivan is the same size of a regular mini, except it’s straight back. There’s two windows at the back that look like portholes from the bottom of a A beer bottle and it was [01:10:00] a mini. We call those

Crew Chief Eric: opera windows here.

Steve Wade: We

Crew Chief Eric: don’t even call them opera bowl windows.

Steve Wade: Yeah. Yeah. So, and it leaked. So, you know, as all British cars do and particularly exhaust. So, uh, the story is that one day, you know, I, I go home, so I get somebody to eat and I’m rushing because there’s only an hour. So I get back in the, in this van and he starts the van and the van goes down the road and I get a whiff of the exhaust and throw up.

Straight from one side of this van to the other for about five minutes before he stopped, pulled over, threw me out, drove off. Ah! That was the story, that’s all there was to it. We’re all involved in

John Wade: this story, it’s all fun.

Steve Wade: Oh my god.

John Wade: So, our dad, normal British car story, Yeah, I had something called a Riley Elf.

Yeah. Oh,

John Wade: right. It’s like a Reliant Robin. No, no, no. It’s all four wheel. Yeah, the [01:11:00] Reliant Robin story is completely different. This one had a wheel on every corner. Um, well, sort of. So, this particular, if you’ve ever seen an Austin 1100, which is the large family sedan version of the Mini, Because it’s almost nine feet long.

So that motor dad went out and bought for 25 quid and I remember it well. It’s a little like an Austin 1100 but it’s got a Wolseley front grille, which is kind of kidney shaped. So dad was very proud of it. This was the upscale car. Yeah. So he brought it home, set it outside our house in Warliup. They sit there for a couple of weeks.

He’s gonna go out, tax it, and, you know, get it all registered and everything. Gets in his car, turns the key, puts it in the gear. Now remember what kind of car this is. Front wheel drive, front subframe. Puts it in gear, lets his foot off the clutch, him, the engine, gearbox go that way, and the rest of the car goes Bang!

And sits in the middle of the street. He’s driving up the street, scraping, without a word of a lie, [01:12:00] scraping sparks, holding the steering wheel with an engine, two wheels, and the A pillars. The rest of the car’s sitting on the driveway behind him. So, you know, we now buy stickers, you know, parts falling off this car of the finest British manufacturer, you know, it’s absolutely a terrible thing.

Crew Chief Eric: And on that note, Brad, what do you think? Is it time to end? Yeah. Yeah, I

Crew Chief Brad: think we’re good.

Crew Chief Eric: Cheers! I think it’s time to end. I cannot thank you all enough for coming on. I think this was fun. And so with that, Brad?

Crew Chief Brad: See y’all later. Cheerio.

Crew Chief Eric: Cheers, mates!

Crew Chief Brad: Cheers! Bye! Catch y’all! Alright, governor! Oh, jeez!

Let me tell you all the story of a patron of the arts. His name was Joseph Lucas and he made electric carts. He put them into Jaguars and TRs and golfing carts. But his parts don’t work no more. Glory, [01:13:00] glory, whence the darkness. Glory, glory, whence the light. For those of you who think we’re speaking sacrilegiously, Remember that we’re victims of the Lucas Company.

The title plants of darkness come from piss poor quality, Cause his parts don’t work no more.

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out on www. gtmotorsports. org. You can also find us on Instagram at GrandTouringMotorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for [01:14:00] future shows, You can call or text us at 202 630 1770, or send us an email at crewchief at gtmotorsports.

org. We’d love to hear from you.

Crew Chief Eric: Hey listeners, Crew Chief Eric here. Do you like what you’ve seen, heard, and read from GTM? Great, so do we, and we have a lot of fun doing it. But please remember, we’re fueled by volunteers and remain a no annual fee organization, but we still need help to keep the momentum going.

So that we can continue to record, write, edit, and broadcast all of your favorite content. So be sure to visit www. patreon. com forward slash gtmotorsports or visit our website and click in the top right corner on the support and donate to learn how you can help.

Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction to the Panel and Topic
  • 00:54 The Quirks of British Cars
  • 02:44 Personal Experiences with British Cars
  • 09:01 The Jaguar F-Type Discussion
  • 14:03 The Love-Hate Relationship with British Cars
  • 17:51 The British Car Community
  • 24:44 The Ingenious Simplicity of British Cars
  • 37:38 Hand-Built Lotus and British Car Quirks
  • 38:44 Racing in the British Isles
  • 40:37 Ford Capri Memories
  • 42:33 Sunbeam and Other British Car Stories
  • 49:05 The Best and Worst British Cars
  • 53:28 British Car Garage Picks
  • 01:09:22 Hilarious British Car Stories
  • 01:12:26 Closing Remarks and Farewell

Learn More

What else should you buy? Check out other What Should I Buy? Podcast episodes for more car buying “advice” 😉 And remember: the debate never ends – it just shifts gears.

The Prince of Darkness and Other Electrical Nightmares

Lucas Electronics gets its due as the butt of every joke. From connectors that don’t connect to grounding points in the trunk, British electrical systems are legendary – for all the wrong reasons. “A tiny connector where two pieces of metal touch and still do not pass any current,” quips one panelist. “It’s an incredible piece of work.”

The design philosophy? More pub than precision. Colin Chapman famously sketched ideas on napkins and handed them off to Cosworth. The Mini’s original design? Also a napkin. “If it works, make 50. If it doesn’t, make 200,000,” jokes Steve.

Even Rolls-Royce isn’t spared. “World-class cobblers,” says John. “Upper crust rubbish.” The consensus? They’re just as unreliable – only rich people can afford the mechanics. Mineral oil brake systems, bespoke parts, and tiny production runs make maintenance a nightmare.

  • John W's Morgan +8
  • John W's Morgan +8
  • John W's Ford Racing V8 powered "Wildcat" E-Type Replica
  • Mountain Man Dan's "Super Mini" 1275cc + 12" wheels
  • Mountain Man Dan's Mini + Club Man Nose
  • Mountain Man Dan
  • Mountain Man Dan
  • Steve W's 25th Anniversary Edition MINI Cooper
  • Steve W's 25th Anniversary Edition MINI Cooper
  • GTM recruit, Neil B's recently restored MG Midget
  • Andrew B's Lotus Elise 72D
  • Matt Y's 1960 Lotus 7
  • Matt Y's 1960 Lotus 7
  • HazMatt at an AutoCross with his MINI back in the early 2000s
  • Steve W's "Cursed MINI" Cooper S
  • Mike S's Lotus Elise Cup

Al’s Modern Take: The Jaguar F-Type

Al shares his journey from a Porsche to a 2017 Jaguar F-Type. Drawn by its styling and reminiscent curves of a classic Z car, he praises its balance, performance, and sex appeal. “It’s got a rear like a woman with great hips,” he says. Despite British car horror stories, his experience has been flawless – so far.

Steve and John recount their own F-Type experience at Laguna Seca, where they drove every variant and even passed Roberto Guerrero on track. The mid-power V6? “Best of the bunch,” they agree.


Matt’s Not-So-Secret British Car Addiction

Despite claiming he’s “not into British cars,” Matt’s owned at least 15 – from MGAs and Bs to Land Rovers and a Lotus Seven. He fell for the clubby interiors, wood dashboards, and simplicity. “Between an adjustable spanner and a screwdriver, you can take a Land Rover apart,” he says.

His Lotus Seven, weighing just 986 pounds, delivers 43 horsepower of pure fury. “Never felt so fast going 60 in my life.”


Dan’s Mini Obsession

Stationed in the UK, Dan initially dismissed the Mini as Britain’s VW Bug. Then he drove one. With a 1275cc engine and 12-inch wheels, he hit 100 mph (vibrating all the way). He ended up owning six or seven. “Driving a Mini is like driving a go-kart on the road,” he says. He even shipped half a Mini back to the States, intending to turn it into a trailer.

The Verdict: Charming, Chaotic, and Utterly Irresistible and A series of regrettable decisions

British cars may be unreliable, leaky, and electrically cursed, but they’re also charming, characterful, and deeply loved. Whether it’s a classic Mini, a Lotus Elan, or a modern Jag, they inspire devotion – and a fair bit of therapy.

As Steve sums it up: “Every British club I’ve ever been associated with has had a support group. You love the car, but you hate the car. It’s a masochistic love affair.”

  • Triumph TR7
  • Austin Metro
  • Morris Marina
  • Rover P6
  • Triumph Stag
  • Ford Mondeo
  • Lotus Eclat
  • Austin 1100
  • Hillmap Super Imp
  • TVR Tasmin 280i
  • Aston Martin Lagonda

**All photos used for demonstration purposes only. GTM makes no claims to this material and is not responsible for any claims made by the original photographers or their sponsoring organizations. All rights to original content remain with authors/publishers/photographers.


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The Dark Art of Forza Tuning

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Not trying to date myself or boast, but I’ve been playing racing games near religiously since Pole Position on the Atari. Todays games aren’t the same bump & run with your friends that they once were. They have very sophisticated physics and AI engines making them “more realistic” with every new title being released. And for those wanting even more realism, there’s always been more sophisticated titles that required you to tinker with the games internals in order to get the most out of the experience.

For me, trying to squeeze the most out of the system started with Papyrus’ Indy Car and the original F1 Grand Prix games (pre-Codemasters) along with games like Sim Bin’s GTR-2 and ISI’s rFactor. In Project Cars 2, using the race engineer was mandatory and in iRacing “sets” seem to be the winning formula. Plenty of titles are turn key and inviting for players of all types. But Forza Motorsports is this double edged sword often classified as a “sim-cade” where “shake & bake” is very much at the forefront but… “I wanna go fast!” requires a bit of suspension of disbelief, placebos and black magic known to many of us simply as: TUNING and it’s essential to getting the most out of your vehicle.


The Tri-force of Power 

Before we jump into what to tweak and why, we need a basic understanding of 3 major components of Forza’s system: Upgrades, Tuning and Telemetry and how they work together.

  • General Vehicle Data, consider this your digital dash!
  • Real time tire and suspension data; showing you temps, camber changes, independent wheel speeds, etc.
  • G-Force Data
  • Tire Data, more specifically information on the Contact Patch and Friction Circle
  • Suspension data; mostly bound/rebound and bump information
  • Tire temperature readouts
  • Damage Information
  • Telemetry: Yes! Believe it or not, Forza has telemetry and few people have probably used it unless they’ve hit the DOWN D-PAD on their controller by accident while racing (above). There are 7 panels providing real-time information about performance, suspension, tires, and more that you can scroll through while driving.
  • Tuning: is a multi-tabbed menu system that allows you to change the parameters of each vehicle. We’ll step into the details later in this post, but for now, know that you can tune everything from the tire pressures to the individual gears, suspension, brakes and more!
  • Upgrades: are the ability for the driver to use in-game currency to purchase upgraded parts for their vehicle. Parts range from aesthetics (wheel and wings packages) to adjustable suspension and drivetrain components, and even engine swaps.

But… tuning is so easy! – said no one, ever. 

“I just buy the stickiest, widest tires and crank the downforce to MAX – the car is perfect!”  The most important thing to understand about how the aforementioned 3 systems function, is that they actually work together. And often times the most important of the three is actually the upgrades you choose; they have a huge impact on the handling (not just the speed) of the car. Let’s say you decide to pursue weight reduction for your vehicle and leave your suspension untouched, we all know Power:Weight makes you faster, right? 

The answer is Maybe! – in Forza-physics terms the changes we just suggested will cause you to go slower – at first – because your suspension is still calibrated for your previous weight. In short, your entire alignment and spring/shock setup don’t match the car anymore; and will cause it to handle worse ergo producing slower lap times. So what does it all really mean? and How do you we fix? 

When building a car to a spec like B-600 (or R-835) its important to work backwards in the upgrades menu. Take the Lotus approach “add lightness, then power” – meaning, work from the right side of the tuning menu to the left. Add stickier/wider tires, then aero, then weight reduction, suspension, etc. When choosing suspension, drivetrain and brake components, purchase anything/everything that’s labeled “adjustable.” Whatever wiggle room is left, use that for power mods that get you closest to your desired PI (Performance Index).

Top Tips for Upgrades

  • Sport vs Race: Many times you can save valuable PI by selecting “Sport” instead of “Race”  like transmissions, clutches, etc; then tune. In the case of transmissions, tune the final-drive instead of all the gears. Race transmissions will actually act like a swap and will automatically convert some cars from 5spd to 6spd, so keep that in mind during your build.
  • Long Blocks: Don’t waste your PI or money on “Race Engine Blocks” or “Race Pistons” and even “Cooling Mods” because in most cases you’re probably not running “Full Sim Damage” and won’t run the risk of blowing up your engine on a 10 lap race. These mods add power, but they also add unneeded weight and come at a significant PI cost.
  • Exhaust and Intake mods are bunk… and neither change the sound of the engine. They offer big PI increases for low HP gains. Focus your attention on the parts that matter: Valve Train, Cams, Ignition. Cylinder-head mods play really well into the Tuning system and see drastic changes to the HP and Torque graphs.
  • Supercharging is your friend! Adding a low-end supercharger from the Aspiration Conversion menu is great for cars with slow revving engines or that have low torque numbers. You get big gains (sometimes +50hp) and not as much of a PI burden as you would with a Turbo or other engine upgrades. Superchargers are also easier to tune and offer more linear power graphs.
  • Drivetrain Conversions: If you read enough blogs about Forza Tuning, a common thread will be the importance of the “AWD conversion” mostly because RWD and the TCS systems really don’t function the way they should; and the AWD algorithms are much better allowing you to turn off those nannies; have better off the line and corner exit speeds even if it means sacrificing some weight savings.

Tuning Guide

Before you run off and start working on your own builds, I’ve put together a video demonstrating our stock E46 M3 and its capabilities, tuning the car by hand, then using a tool like ForzaTune. Enter our test subject… a base BMW E46 M3, boasting a modest PI of B507 which we will tune for B600. Let’s see how it turned out (below).

Top Tip for Tuning: Before you make any adjustments to the car, save your existing numbers as a baseline tune, then if things go royally pear-shaped, you can quickly revert back to a last-known-good-state! And don’t buy 25 Honda S2000s, just have 25 well labeled tunes, mkay?


Reading is Fundamental

In addition to, or in case you didn’t watch the video (above), I want to spend a little bit more of your time talking about the more important parts that were covered. The table and graph (below) are more than just eye candy, they provide essential data as we get further along in our tuning process.

Not all of us are automotive engineers, nor are we software developers and we don’t have to understand Forza at that level. Forza does provide a lot of useable data if you take the time to read and understand the descriptions in each of the tuning menus. For those that TL:DR, remember these blobs (below) also outline the negative ramifications of tuning different components which most people tend to ignore.

  • Tires
  • Gearing
  • Alignment
  • Anti-Sway Bars
  • Springs
  • Damping (aka Shocks)
  • Aerodynamics
  • Brakes
  • Differentials

Let’s step through the 9 panel tuning system and dig deeper into what’s going on. There are lots of tips if you swipe through the carrousel below.

  • TIRES: This is probably one of the less realistic options. In the real world a change of a couple of pounds makes a big difference on track; esp. offsetting front/rear pressures. But in Forza the optimal setting is usually somewhere between 14 and 26 PSI depending on the car. Every car starts with 30/30 and I recommend starting your base tunes at 27.5 F/R and work down from there. Please note that the lower you go, the more likely your temps will climb and grip will be lost. Find a balance that's right for the car, and confirm with the telemetry. Overall, the type of tire doesn't seem to matter much.
  • GEARS: Using the Sport Trans will allow you to change the Final Drive, and a Race Trans will often add an additional gear (5spd becomes 6spd) but affords the ability to tune each gear. The final-drive ratio is an extent by which the rotating speed of the driveshaft (output) from the gearbox reduces before it reaches the driven wheels. ie: 4.10:1 means 4.10 rotations of the output shaft per 1 rotation of the wheels. The smaller the number the taller (longer) the FD and bigger numbers mean shorter gearing. Shorter gears help you accelerate quicker at a loss of top speed. Changing this number effects the length of each gear, and vice-versa. Guess work is not a great option. If you're unsure, stick to just changing the FD. Use real-life numbers, like: 3.83, 3.94, 4.11, 4.24, etc.
  • ALIGNMENT: This your digital alignment machine. These numbers apply only when the vehicle is static. Check your telemetry at apex. Your camber should be as close to 0 without going over as possible. Adjust your camber numbers for 0 while cornering and not for stance, bro! Adding a touch of negative rear toe (-0.2 to -0.4) helps keep high horsepower RWD cars under control at higher speeds; and an added bit of rotation for quicker turn in.
  • ANTI-SWAY BARS: Are designed to put pressure on the opposing wheel during cornering. In Forza the sway bar calculation is based on the diameter of the bar. Each 1mm increase/decrease in size amounts to about 15% change in spring rate. Weight of the car also effects the sway bars effectiveness. Lighten your car, lower your sway bar rates.
  • SPRINGS: At first these settings seem like guess work, but it's actually really simple. Use the damper telemetry overlay, and adjust the front/rear springs to maintain a "level" (50) position mid-corner. This is also a dual-axial setting; which means check your spring pressures under heavy braking as well!
  • DAMPERS (aka SHOCKS): Bump (how fast the shock compresses) and re-Bound (how fast the shock returns) can be very confusing. Use the Dampers telemetry overlay to monitor the reaction time of the shocks/springs and make small adjustments accordingly. While testing drive from the nose/hood of the car to get an idea of the amount of body roll. Changing damper settings effects this visual cue.
  • AERO: One of the other settings that doesn't seem to have a huge effect outside of simulated top speed. There is really 3 settings here, all left (full speed), all right (full cornering) and centered (compromise) - leave this centered if you're unsure of what you're changing. More importantly, adding aero (wings/spoilers) from the upgrade menu DOES change the cars handling versus not having them.
  • BRAKES: This is only available with the racing brake packages. What you're effectively changing is the braking bias front to rear, and the amount of pressure relative to your controller/pedals. This number skews differently if you're using ABS or NOT. General rule of thumb: no vehicle should be 50/50 brake bias, the front should be doing more work than the rear to keep the car stable under braking. Slide this number to 55%, 60%, but no more than 70% forward, based on the weight of the car. You should notice the vehicle "bite" differently under hard braking. If using ABS increase the brake pressure by 20% for better feel, not using ABS lower the pressure until lock-up is removed.
  • DIFFENTIALS: Increasing the acceleration number results in quicker lock up. Want to stop unnecessary tire spin or drifting, lower the acceleration number. Want additional engine braking? Increase the deceleration number, if the car starts to step out or wiggle under hard braking your decel number is too high. You should be work with changes of 2% at a time on both of these scales.

I can’t stress enough how important your camber setting is to the overall handling of the vehicle. As mentioned in the slideshow above, Camber is one of the largest sources of confusion in tuning. The important take away here: confirm your settings using telemetry before making additional changes. Using your telemetry overlay you’ll realize the numbers you set are relative only when the vehicle is static. But someone told me to just run -2.5 camber… ask yourself WHY?!? – the reason becomes clear when you watch the vehicle mid turn – note the picture below – we’re not even at apex and the front right (and rear) tire is starting to go positive, which means grip is diminishing and understeer is next. Use your telemetry data at apex and adjust your camber so that its as close to 0 without going over as possible. Remember: too much camber shreds tires! 

As I mentioned earlier, upgrades make a huge impact on the handling of the car. With respect to suspension, weight changes make the most difference. In real life there’s all sorts of complex calculations to determine the effective torsional spring rate of a sway bar, but in Forza the calculation is based solely on the diameter of the bar itself. So with some fuzzy math, each 1mm increase/decrease in size amounts to about 15% change in added spring rate. Determining what that base torsional rate is – fuhgetaboutit! – that isn’t available which makes it hard to determine if that sway bar is worth 20 or 200 lbs. Just remember that the weight of the car also effects the sway bars effectiveness: Lighten your car, lower your sway bar rates; the same is also true of your spring rates. Be sure to pay attention to the weight distribution numbers as the vehicle changes; moving +/- of 50% will require changing your spring rates to keep the car balanced. Using the Dampers telemetry overlay lets you see how the suspension is reacting to your changes.


Tools of the trade 

For those of us that don’t want to waste time looking at telemetry, doing long division by hand and completing differential equations homework, there are a handful of apps available that can help you through the process of tuning. ForzaTune and QuickTune are the front runners in this category. I personally own a copy of ForzaTune Pro ($3.99), instead of the freemium version because of some of the extended features, including the Gearing Calculator, which is quite helpful. If you want to know more about ForzaTune Pro and how it works check out the Tuning Guide video I posted earlier. For now, swipe through the settings for our E46 test car (below).

  • Enter the basic information about your vehicle here.
  • These values will require you to access the tuning telemetry and upgrade shops dyno information

The proof… is in the lap times. 

One of the most important things about testing your changes is already having established yourself to be a consistent driver. You don’t have to be a gaming savant or a Formula 1 prodigy. You just have to be consistent. And remember… tuning isn’t going to make YOU better, it’s about making the car reach it’s potential.

Selecting the right track for tuning is also crucial. Test/Tune a car on your favorite track… sure!, but that might not be the right choice to build a vehicle that can perform consistently on 80% of the tracks in the game. I recommend tracks like Brands Hatch, Road Atlanta and VIR for testing because of the mix of technical, speed, off camber turns and elevation changes. If you can tune for any (or all) of these 3 tracks; you’ll be set elsewhere.


Tuning isn’t for everyone.

Many people will see it as a waste of time with no gains. After reviewing all the data in this article you’re probably saying to yourself, why bother?  With the E46 in particular, this became a demonstration of different ways to achieve the same goal. Use the homologation option and #sendit, tune the car yourself using best judgement, telemetry and intuition, or fork out for an app like ForzaTunePro. At the end of the day, you’re going to end up in nearly the same spot… a car that’s marginally better than stock!

Keep in mind that if you’re bringing up a lower-class car say from C, D, or E-class to come compete with the B-600 folks, it’s going to be critical to properly tune that vehicle to be competitive. And lets face it, everything you might learn or take away from this article, is still 100% subject to your driving style, but it’s important to really grasp the basics of how Forza is trying to simulate real life vehicle dynamics. Where you should focus your time and how. Does aero and tires matter more than transmission? It depends.

Overall, I would tell you not to stress and fuss over tuning if its not your thing. ALT+F4, close your browser, declare that you’ve completely given up and download some leaderboard tunes. All kidding aside, if you’re not into tuning… the most important of all the top-tips, the thing that’s really going to make you faster – just like in real life, is: SEAT TIME.

#practicemakesperfect. Good luck out there! Don’t hesitate to email me questions about your build or comment below!