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Driving with Friends: Inside Hooked on Driving with Mike Arrigo

What happens when a Corvette Club petrolhead loses a bet and ends up transforming the Northeast’s performance driving scene? You get Mike Arrigo, Director of Hooked on Driving (HOD) Northeast – a man whose journey from autocross weekends to orchestrating high-performance driving experiences across the East Coast is as entertaining as it is inspiring.

Mike’s motorsports story began with the National Council of Corvette Clubs, autocrossing and attending the annual “Spooktacular” high-speed event at Summit Point. But it wasn’t until a friend nudged him toward a new group – Hooked on Driving – that things really shifted gears. “It was different,” Mike recalls. “No car brand affiliation, no competition—just people treated like guests, not numbers.”

  • Back in the early days... Mike was part of the CCA going to HOD track events with his 'vette
  • Chris Lou and Mike Arrigo; Year 1 of the new HOD NE region at Pocono
  • Instructing!
  • Mike loves Corvettes! C7 Z51 Stingray

That ethos stuck. After years of coaching with various organizations, Mike joined HOD Northeast under the leadership of Dr. Fred Edelman, a foot surgeon with a passion for track days. With help from motorsports legends like Jay Tepper and Chris Lou, Mike helped grow the region into one of the largest in the country, stretching from New Hampshire to Virginia.

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Hooked on Driving isn’t just another HPDE (High Performance Driver Education) group. It’s a community. “We treat people like adults,” Mike says. “They’re guests, not students. They’re professionals – CEOs, doctors, lawyers – who want to enjoy their cars safely.”

That philosophy extends to every aspect of the event. Coaches aren’t instructors barking orders – they’re mentors guiding guests toward their personal goals, whether that’s learning the limits of a new sports car or preparing for a future in racing. And the vibe? Think “driving with friends,” not “track day boot camp.”

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Notes

  • The history and evolution of Hooked On Driving (Northeast Region). How has the program changed.
  • What is your DE program like? What expectations should a new student have coming into the classroom for the first time? What’s your student Progression model?
  • If someone wanted to come and coach for HOD how does that process work?
  • How do you find, and where do you register for HOD events? What is the average session length? What is the average weekend/day cost? 
  • Thoughts on Track Insurance; is this included as part of registration?
  • Track Day prep – Tech – Does HOD tech if so, how?
  • What other services does HOD offer that people might not be aware of? What are some changes for the next few upcoming seasons you’d like to share. 

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Break Fix podcast is all about capturing the living history of people from all over the autos sphere, from wrench, turners, and racers to artists, authors, designers, and everything in between. Our goal is to inspire a new generation of Petrolhead that wonder. How did they get that job or become that person?

The road to success is paved by all of us because everyone has a story.

Crew Chief Eric: You and your car on America’s best racetracks, that’s the hooked on driving motto. GTM has been very fortunate to have partnered and worked with HOD for many years, as well as watching their program evolve and expand. For those that know hooked on driving, not much of an introduction is probably needed, but for those that might be new to the brand, with us tonight is Mike Ar Rigo, director of Hooked On Driving Northeast to explain why HOD is America’s number one [00:01:00] non-competitive performance driving program.

So welcome to Break Fix, Mike. Thanks for having me on. I’m glad I finally got on here. It’s a long wait sometimes and I apologize. Yeah, you guys should have been on here a lot sooner. With that being said, let’s talk about how you, Corvette Club Petrolhead got involved with Hooked on Driving and how you’ve grown the Northeast Program over the years and how you’ve made changes.

Mike Arrigo: You know, you, my usual joke when people ask me that, Mona told me not to say it, but I’m gonna say it anyway, is uh, I lost a bet. Now I’ve run hooked on driving. Truth is, you know, I started with a Corvette and I was, uh, with NCC National Council of Corvette Clubs. You know, most of their stuff was autocross and one high speed event we do at Jefferson every year.

At the Spooktacular it was called, I mean, I was doing stuff with NASA mostly because PDA and NASA just become merged back then into one unit. Audi, Ferrari, the Corvette Club, you know, the usual track junkie stuff where you jump wherever there’s a track day, you know, you’re kind of running up to, I’m good friends with the regional [00:02:00] competition director for Corvette.

And Brian’s like, you gotta try this. HOD it was brand new. It had just come here and it was actually considered the Pennsylvania region when it first started, believe it or not. Interesting. I think David started it 2004, so this was like maybe 2007 ish. We went out there. It, it was pretty awesome. I’d say the first time I did an HOD event, it was really.

Different from what I was used to. Most of the stuff was, it’s that very club mentality, you know? Or you went to like someplace that raced. So this was like kinda the first time there was something that was completely non-competitive and had no car brand affiliation. I saw the way Joe Mills ran his operation at the time.

He was the original franchisor here. And, uh, Joe Mills is a great guy and he still comes to all our events. It’s like, I can never not have him around. We just saw him

Crew Chief Eric: at Watkins Glen here at the finale of 2021. Yeah, we, yeah,

Mike Arrigo: all the time. I just saw the way he looked at people and treated people. It was different.

Like, you know, people, they, they were drivers. They were. Customers, they were [00:03:00] guests, you know, they were real people. They weren’t just like numbers on a balance sheet, so to say. And you know, that’s what really stuck out in my head at the time. ’cause I drove to the track, you know, this was pre trailering, so I had a hundred mile radius, but that was it.

AAA was gonna tell me home, I was good. And then, then it went to the 200 mile range. So unless I was going with somebody who was, had a trailer and a car that they could drive in the street, like that was my little bubble. I mean, it was so great when I got the 200 mile trip because you know, that opened the door for Watkins Glen and Summit and all the other place I always wanted to go to.

But yeah, that was it, that that really started me there. So after that, you know, I was still coaching for everywhere else. Five years down the road, Dr. Edelman basically took over. I love Fred, he’s great, but he’s a foot surgeon with multiple practices. Think about the time it takes. I mean, how much time does it take just to get yourself ready?

To go to an HPDE or any kind of driving event, think about trying to run the operation. So it, it was a lot for him. I’m not really sure what Fred was thinking of buying, hooked on driving as a surgeon. You think about it like, you know, here you are, you know, in an [00:04:00] operating room and then the next day you’re gonna be out there.

Just, you know, kind of handing out schedules and, you know, putting on a track event. Definitely, uh, a different vibe for somebody and it, it’s a lot of work. His, his wife Bridget was really involved and I think the first year the legendary Jay Tepper pretty much took the reins and, and ran it for him. Year two with Fred, I think it was Jay was kind of out the picture and then Chris Lou took over and I had met Chris Lou at HOD.

I think the first time I met Chris was up at New Hampshire Motor Speedway. We used to do the BMW event for, um, south Shore BMW. Chris took over about half the season in, brought me on, and then the two of us kind of ran it for Fred for another year and a half or so.

Crew Chief Eric: And that’s when a lot of us here at GTM started to come on board, which is when you and Chris were running the show.

Mike Arrigo: We had a lot of good momentum because being a national brand makes things a little bit different. You know, we, we try to keep it somewhat standard even though every region has their own little flavor to it. My region, which, you know, think about the area I have to encompass. I go from New Hampshire down to Virginia, think I’m probably the largest region, TrackWise probably in the [00:05:00] country.

If I look at them, I’m not the busiest. ’cause I mean, you look at California, they, they’re season’s 11 months outta the year and you know, if I can get six good months. Two, cross my fingers. I hope nothing goes bad months with weather, you know, I’m lucky. So we uh, we got approached by, uh, Corvette, by Chevrolet for the what, the launch of the Stingray ’cause they were bringing back the Stingray.

They were worried. So that put us out there a lot more. We had two stingrays for people just to play with at every event. And I think we did six national meets where we had Pratt Miller there. I dunno, 90 some odd Corvettes come in there and they, you know, brought people in. You specialized. So if you owned a Porsche or you owned a GTR or you owned any of these kind of competitor cars, they brought you in to try and, and do this.

And it definitely worked fantastic. So fantastic that, you know, our year two option, we weren’t even needed. So we kind of just put ourselves up, which kind of sucked for me. ’cause you know, my Z oh six never appeared after that. But, um, it, it’s a funny story. We were at New Jersey Motorsports Park. A guy comes out there and he’s got his Porsche, his nine 11.

He takes the [00:06:00] Stingray for a ride. He loves it. Saturday, he goes right over to Kerbeck, puts his nine 11 on his trailer, takes a Z 51 car right off there, and that’s what he drove on Sunday. Nice

Crew Chief Brad: like that,

Mike Arrigo: like so I know that type of stuff works. Wish we could get back to doing that stuff and actually have live cars there for people to play with.

I mean, not every company wants to do that type of stuff anymore. It seems uh, companies have gone their way to let me pay a marketing agency to do everything.

Crew Chief Eric: Let’s unpack a couple things here. So HOD as a brand hooked on driving started in California by David Ray and that’s where the parent company comes from.

And you mentioned briefly there’s been franchises of HOD over the years now. When we came on the scene 2012 ish through people like the Crutchfields and others, there were more regions to HOD. There’s HOD Southeast, there was HOD Great Lakes. You know, nowadays it’s. It’s changed a couple times. There’s HOD, Texas, there’s like HOD Southeast again in Florida and things like that.

So it kind of ebbs and flows, and as you mentioned, it changes ownership, but you’ve been around a long time now. [00:07:00] You came on the scene, you know, in the early days and then took over in the 2012 ish timeframe if I got my calendars right. Yeah. You’ve been growing steadily ever since. What has changed over your tenure at HOD?

What have you really tried to improve from the early days? We tried to make

Mike Arrigo: things. I don’t wanna say the same, but we really try to make sure we cater to every track and every demographic because how you operate in real south is very different than how you operate, say, up in Boston and Massachusetts.

Just completely different genre of people. In the beginning there was the Pennsylvania region, which now became the northeast. Southeast, there was a Florida region, there was the California region, and there was the Great Lakes region. What had happened when, uh, the southeast region, we, I kind of absorbed Virginia ’cause that was, I really wanted Virginia.

I think the two, two of the best tracks on the eastern half of the United States gotta be Watkins Leonard, VIR. There’s a reason that magazines use them to do their tests and stuff. Absolutely. So I got [00:08:00] Virginia and then Florida actually took over from basically the Carolinas down. So instead of having three regions on the east coast, kind of muddled down to two because there’s a big gap of where tracks were.

But in the meantime, we’ve been moving more and more west. So we’ve been doing stuff at NCM the last two years with COVID. It happened, it didn’t happen, but, uh, we run Camaro Fest every year. The David would fly it in, run Camaro Fest for them. And it was so, uh, you know, we started doing pit race. I’m trying to put together a Mid-Ohio type of back-to-back event with.

Pit race, but track scheduling is just, it’s an unbelievable juggling act. 2022 is definitely increased for us as far as track days. We added a ton of track days, but I know I, I kind of went off there, but at California had its region. There was a Pacific Northwest and then California was two regions, Northern and southern Twain Dobson.

The race car driver took over the southern region, but I know his racing career kind of took off more. So David RA put California back into one region. Now we have Texas, Arizona, so David [00:09:00] added a couple regions. The person that actually. Came out there and took him over. Real interesting guy. His name is David Zubik.

If you look him up, he’s got some history. Olympic skier, I mean, does a lot of, uh, exotic car experience. He’s been around a long time and I think everyone that’s in hooked on driving family nationally all started somewhere, you know, in some kind of car enthusiast type of guy. I don’t think anyone actually came into this because they just saw, uh, they’re gonna be the next Warren Buffet by running an HPD organization.

I think it’s all a labor of love for everybody,

Crew Chief Eric: and if I remember correctly. One of our members who was stationed down in Texas happened to go to A HOD Texas event and I believe, uh, Zubik you mentioned he actually owns the track, the home track that HOD Texas is based out of, which is Grand Sport Speedway grounded in Motorsport there.

So that’s really pretty cool. So would you say that’s maybe one of the key differentiators between Hooked on Driving and other providers that are out there, be it Chin or SCCA or just track it and other folks that have been on break Fix over the last, you know, year and a half [00:10:00] or so, what would you say really stands out and makes HOD different?

Mike Arrigo: I think how we look at people. How we treat people. We try to treat everyone as their, as an adult. I don’t want anyone spoken down to, I don’t want anyone feeling like inferior. I mean, the people that come to our events are, are pretty far along in life. You know, they’re, they’re CEOs, they’re doctors, dentists, lawyers.

I mean, they’re professional people. They’re usually top in their field. They’re kind of decision maker type of guys, mostly wanna treat them the right way. There’s a balance to keeping people in order and, and kind of bringing them along and to treating them right. So, uh, I don’t consider them, you know, just.

Some random driver, you know, uh, I don’t tell our coaches are instructing you and you’re just some student out there. No, no. You’re our guest. You’ve chosen to come to us and we’re gonna treat you as such the same way if you had a guest at your house, you know you are gonna treat ’em a certain way and they’re gonna treat you a certain way also because, you know they’re a guest of yours.

So we wanna make sure everyone’s an adult. We treat ’em as such. We expect them to act like adults. And I think it’s been balanced out really, really well the way, um, things have become, uh, kind [00:11:00] of people that don’t fit that HOD family mentality. I think they kind of uninvite themselves. They realize it’s not for them.

We look at it, we, we treat people as friends, driving with friends, you know, they’re gentlemen drivers out there. I mean, granted, I mean, we have TransAm and IMSA teams and pro racers that come and practice with us on their pseudo name a lot of times that you don’t see. But, but they’re still, they’re drivers driving with drivers, you know, that’s, uh, there.

One day he came to us and he said to us, he goes, you know, he comes up to, and he grabs moan and he says, I gotta tell you something about what goes on here. He goes, this is the first organization where the helmets come off. I know who drives that car now. It’s not just that car and that car and that car.

It’s Joe and John and Larry and people become friendly and they talk. You know, at lunchtime, you know you’re sitting at the table and you know the guy that’s driving that $6,000, you know, Miata is having lunch. Yap. And, and they’re all having a great time with the guy who just showed up in a center, GTR.

It’s people, you know, we like to bring people together. We consider this the HOD family and everyone that comes to an event, we try to treat [00:12:00] ’em that way. Uh, I think that’s a big part of it. Well, I’ll never

Crew Chief Eric: forget one of the first instructor meetings that I went to where Chris Lou was, and he always had a certain way of presenting things, especially the hierarchy, I guess you could say.

And the way, as coaches, you know, we don’t call ourselves instructors in nature. Do we call ourselves coaches the way we would treat the guests? And I always thought it was hilarious. You know, you’d tell us right up front, you know, you’re adults, be professional, do your job, but also remember that they’re here to have fun, be safe, and if they learn something as a, as a result.

So be it. Yeah, so he always put the impetus on customer service, and I will say that is something that definitely has always stood out about HOD versus anywhere else that I’ve been, no slight against anybody else. You know, there’s a ton of fantastic groups out there, but you guys really make it a point to be forward about it, to be very upfront.

Like you said, Joe Mills set that precedent by making customer service the number one priority. It’s really important, and I, and I do feel that is a key differentiator, but let’s move on a little bit and talk a little bit more about [00:13:00] HOD. So as the Pennsylvania region originally, and now Northeast, does HOD Northeast have a quote unquote home track or home base?

That’s

Mike Arrigo: kind of hard to say. When you have an area. That stems from New Hampshire down to Virginia. It’s hard to say. What’s gonna be your home base? You know, I live 11 miles from Pocono, give or take. Can I say that’s my home base? No, not really. You know, we do a lot of events in New Jersey. I think we’re doing seven different dates in New Jersey.

We have eight days at Watkins Glen in 2022 now. So it, it’s kind of hard to pick a track that say that’s my home base, you know? ’cause we’re national, you know, want any, anyone who comes, you know, becomes part of that team. HOD you know, it’s like, what’s your home track? Well, anyone you want to be at, so to say.

So I, I, I don’t want to just pick, I couldn’t really say home track.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s fair.

Mike Arrigo: That’s fair. Guacs Gun’s probably one of my favorite ’cause of the area. ’cause you know, we have some good friends up there also, you know, overall a good time up there, you know, it just, it’s just such a fantastic [00:14:00] facility. If I live closer to VIR, I might say VIR.

It’s tough to pick one track just in case any of the track operation guys are out there listening. You’re all, we love you all.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, right. Let’s give us better

Mike Arrigo: dates.

Crew Chief Eric: So let’s switch gears a little bit because obviously we’re talking about HPDE, high performance driver’s education, there’s always an emphasis on the e part of this, which is education.

So let’s talk about H HODs DE program. What is it like, what are expectations for somebody that’s new and never been to an HOD program? Or maybe there’s some things that veterans have forgotten that you would like to remind them of. What’s it like at an HOD event? You know, for the first time,

Mike Arrigo: there’s basically two things I I look at, uh, that are major for me.

You know, one is safety. Safety’s already paramount for me. You, you gotta have a safe day. People are get comfortable and they realize that this is actually gonna be safe for them. Their anxiety level goes, drops down a little bit. You know, I try to explain to people, you know, say, Hey, you know, you’re doing 70, 80 miles on a highway.

You have no idea. The girl next to you is crying, texting her boyfriend who just broke up the truck driver’s been in out there [00:15:00] for 17 hours, you know, in, you know, about to fall asleep and you’re three inches away from them. You’re gonna come here, you have a closed racetrack, no cross traffic, no this, no that, no one’s gonna pass you without you knowing about it.

You’re gonna be in complete control of everything that goes on around you. It’s a lot safer. So we try to explain that to them and bring their anxiety down as, as far as someone new goes. It’s very structured as, as you see, but it’s also very fluid at the same time. So we, we have to make sure to balance that structure with the fluidity of what people want.

So after that, I look at, I said, Doug, the next part of it, like you mentioned before, is my motto. You have safe. Have a good time. ’cause if we make this enjoyable for you, like anything else, you know, you can’t help but learn something about you, about your car, about the person next to you, whatever it is.

But you’re gonna come away with some bit of knowledge. This is for me, I love this, I can do this. This is not, whatever the case may be. Then the other part of it is like, what does that individual want out of this? There’s some people out there that they want to be the next Emerson fitter Aldi, or you know, Mario Andretti or, you know, they might want have real aspirations.

They want to, you know, go to [00:16:00] Formula one one day. Who, who knows out there? We gotta figure out what that one person is looking for. What’s their goal? We have people out there, their only goal, like, listen, I got this great car. You know, I do 50 miles an hour on the highway ’cause I don’t wanna get a ticket or get hit by a deer or something like that.

I wanna see what it can do, but I wanna make sure I’m safe doing it. So that coach’s job for that day is to help that guy achieve that goal. He wants to just see what this car’s like, he wants to learn, he wants to get more comfortable with it. The next weekend that coach might be with someone and he’s like, listen, I think I wanna race one day.

I love it. I, you know, I, I don’t wanna street race anymore. I want to, I wanna do this. And, and so we really customize it for what that person wants. But under that complete structure of like, these are the guidelines that you have to follow right before every event, you know, kind of three, four days before the event you get them.

I, you know, I send out like a two page email, which make sure you, you know, follow up, check your car, give that that flag, talk the ancient flag video from, uh, you know, David, do. I want people to really understand so when they come out there, they’re already prepared. And I think if you give people a little bit more information about that and [00:17:00] what to expect and what to do, they’ll have a better time and it’ll flow easier.

Crew Chief Eric: So to your point, I think one of the things that’s often overlooked or maybe misunderstood about. HPDE. It is a discipline within Motorsport, right? It’s educationally focused, but a lot of people that I’ve talked to that I’m like, Hey, you should really come to the track. You should check it out. They’re apprehensive.

I’ve discovered there’s this fear that they’re going out there alone. Yeah, they’re gonna take their car and they’re out on a track by themselves with 50 other people. Like you said. In reality, it’s not like that. You have somebody in the right seat. You have a classroom scenario that you’re going through.

You’re being educated on how to improve your driving and grow yourself as a driver and learn your machine, et cetera. That’s the focus behind the de part of HBDE. So let’s talk a little bit more about how HOD does it differently. What does, Jay, as we all know, Jay, is classroom instructor emeritus. What does he do?

What does he talk about? What type of knowledge does he try to transfer to these newbies?

Mike Arrigo: Well, usually our [00:18:00] structure kind of is based on, you know, we get ’em in the classroom. So the new guys are gonna go out there, they’re gonna be with their coaches, you know, we have a small drivers meeting. They meet their coaches if they haven’t already communicated.

’cause we send out an email and I gotta say, we get about a 90% response that the coaches and our guests have actually contacted each other. They gotten the talk, they got a little bit of that out of the way. So when they meet each other for the first time, they, you know, they’ve already had some sort of conversation or dialogue.

Then they’ll go out on track. There’s a, an orientation and inspection lab. So you’re gonna drive under highway speeds, helmet’s not required. There’s a PACE card out there and there’s no passing. So you’re just gonna go out there, single file and you’ve been part of it, you’ve seen it. And that’s just kind of to alleviate so people can get a little bit of vision of what’s going on out there.

Where things are for like 15 minutes or so before they get into that classroom, that angst that go out out there. We got, we’re gonna be out on track, we’re gonna be on track. Probably builds up for, you know, that two hours while they’re in that classroom before they really get out there. So I think by doing that orientation inspection lap out there that goes out there, they get to see the track and it’s [00:19:00] multifold, you know, and you can inspect the track, you can see what’s going on and you kind of get that little bit outta your system.

You’ve been out there even though it’s slow and you realize the residual effect is like all those flaggers are holding out a yellow flag. So now you understand what a flag is. You’ve seen the video if, if you hopefully read the email that we send out and watch and that guy’s standing out there with that flag out there and he’s like, oh, okay, so flags.

So now when he gets in that classroom, they talk about flags. They’ve already seen it out there. There’s a guy holding that flag. There’s a guy waving that checkered, so they get a little bit out of their system right then and there. The head of the classroom where Jay takes over and starts to go over the basics, what high performance driving really is, what’s involved in it, a little bit of the physics behind it, and a lot of the communication that you require to use.

So that way when you get in the car with that coach, you have already kind of somewhat built up that skillset so that communication’s much, much easier and fluid. We try to make sure that there’s a relationship built. Ken does this, you know, and I’ll, I’ll talk about Ken after tour too. ’cause he’s just a fabulous part of the organization.

He goes out there and he really looks, he says, you know, part of being [00:20:00] personal with everyone, I said, okay, I know that he’s six foot four. I’m not putting him in that Miata. I know that he’s, you know, tiny, but you know, he’s, he just drives all front wheel drive cars. So if I put him with that cobalt, those guys are gonna meld well.

You know, so there’s a lot of background work to really try and make sure that people are paired up personality wise, also along with the cars that they’re used to. Just be realistic out there. You know, a guy who drives a Cobra probably is like, oh my God, I got a Corvette guy in the car with me now, you know, and a guy in a vet.

He goes, so I don’t want that Mustang guy teaching me anything. You know? So we try to really break that apart like that because, you know, the Corvette and the Viper guy and the Mustang guy, they’re all having lunch together later on. So we, we really. Break the clicks. There’s really no hierarchy of this group of coaches and that group of coaches and, and these guys over here, you know, we, uh, we try to make, really make everyone feel like they’re at home.

Like there’s no one’s inferior. Mm-hmm. Or better than anyone else. At the end of the day, same blood runs through all of our veins. And no matter how good or bad we are, you know, no matter how [00:21:00] good we become, you know, one point in our lives, we got in that car for the first time. Like, what the hell? What’s that third pedal for?

My mom never told me that third pedal. What the hell’s that? You know, we all started somewhere and really had no clue and someone brought us along and no one was born being a Louis Hamilton or, uh, you know, or an Antron set up. I try to kind of remember, remind people that. You were there one day, remember what it was like that, so that way you can better help this person that’s there.

Now. I think we do a decent job. We’re always, we, we always try to do a little bit better. We send out surveys and uh, we really listen to what people try to have to say about things that go on there. For 2022, we’re definitely making some changes based on the surveys we’ve got from people on how they like runs, how the run groups are structured, how the timeframes are structured, you know, they’re adaptive.

I don’t run 20 minute sessions at every track, like some other places will do that. He goes, Nope, it’s 20 minutes on the twenties, on the forties, and on the zeros and that’s it. And I’m like, well, I can’t do that, you know? 20 minutes at a, at a three and a half mile track is like, okay, I [00:22:00] just did seven laps.

I’m back in there. You know, take your three laps to warm up. You don’t wanna do a half hour session at a one and a half mile track either. You know? Yeah. Sometimes that might be too much. So it’s hard to find a balance with the hours that go on there. And I think that’s one of our strengths that we really try to focus and customize every track experience based on that track and based on the people we have coming, the run group sessions that were, the way we run them, we’re A, B, C, D, you know, A is our novice group and wristbands are colored and everything else that goes on there.

So you always know what run group you’re in. You do it a couple times, fourth, fifth, sixth times, you know, depending, whatever it is, you know. But now that classroom kind of gets stale at the same time. Right. You don’t need to hear Jay’s classroom for a fourth time. I mean, it gets repetitive after a while and each track is kind of customized a little bit to it, but maybe you’ve been to Thunderbolt three times already.

Guess what? You don’t need to seat that same classroom for the fourth time for 2022. One of the things we’re planning is once you’ve been to a track, yeah, you’ve done this a couple times, you’ve, you’ve know the classroom stuff you have that. Basics and the bad habits have already been broken. [00:23:00] You’re going out there, you know, maybe you’re not ready to go out there on your own yet, but we’re gonna start to say, okay, once you get that first class, remember where we’re gonna remind you because you know, you can never say it enough.

The flag talk, the safety talk and the safety speech, they’re gonna start going out with some of the more, the advanced tutoring that’s going on there and instructing that’s going on. You know, with our classrooms, we’re gonna teach something more dynamic, say from each corner. So now you’re gonna go out there and we’re gonna be doing stuff from the track side, so maybe we’ll be picking a corner at that corner.

There might be really good examples of. How the apex is taken, how the track out is used. And the way we formatted our schedule is right after the A group C-D-B-A-C goes out, which are more we our more advanced drivers, you know, those are our solo advanced drivers passing us out anywhere and they could say, see what that car’s done, you know, and then start to explain, say he’s a little off and the next car.

So that coach that’s going out there with them, one of our group leaders is really gonna focus with them and people could ask questions and do things and make it a little bit more interactive on there. Eventually you get good enough, you don’t [00:24:00] need a coach in the car anymore, or you don’t need it every time anymore.

Prior you’d go from A to B. I start to look at this, I’m like, so. Group B, intermediate drivers, you know the biggest variety of talent? My favorites. My favorites are the bees that continue B and and the cars, right? Because you got low horsepower cars and then you got ZR ones and everything in between. You have guys that just became solo and guys that should have been advanced long time ago, but eh, I don’t wanna play with the big boys.

Most of my friends are in B still. So I’m gonna register there. So you got this extreme vast talent separation and car separation and it become overwhelming ’cause the pace is much faster. When you get into B, I mean I, you know, depending where you go and which B drivers are there, I’m like, holy shit, these guys are just like killing it when half the team is, you know, running 2 0 6 to two tens at Watkins Glen in the B group.

You’re like, wow, you know, so what are we doing? So when you’re done with a, you’re actually gonna run in with a solo. Now you’re gonna be out there on your own, but at the pace you’re already used to the [00:25:00] size limitations have changed also. So, Watkins done is 3.4 miles long. I think we’re only gonna take 12, a 17, a solos, 35 Bs.

If you look at it there, you know, that’s. Not even 10 cars per mile, basically on, on most of the, like that if you are looking at the A group, it’s pretty small. We’re really gonna try and stick to that now, and it, it gives me a little bit of a buffer for the people that might exaggerate their talent for the first time.

Or, you know, they might be a C level driver at a track like. Pocono, but you know, they get to walk and spend where it’s very different. They’re like, okay, I’m not ready for that. Right. So we’re very adaptive, very fluid. After the first session, we’ve kind of know the newer people that have never been with us, if they’re in the right group, so they might need to be moved up or moved down.

Um, I know a lot of places they’re first time running with them. Like, you gotta start at the beginning. Do I need a guy who’s here for the first time is won? WRL, California and Lucky Dog? Does he really belong in the novice group? Because he’s never run with us. No. We [00:26:00] treat him like adults. We let ’em register where they want, but we also do our homework.

We look at their experience and if something looks outta whack, they’re getting a phone call. Our group leaders have notes on every driver that comes in there This year, for the most part, we’ve had the same group leaders almost at every event. Or they’re there doing something so they get to know the drivers.

You know, you get to see the drivers. Drivers start to become, you know, used to each others. But I think that’s one of the bigger changes we’re doing for next year, limiting the run group sizes tremendously.

Crew Chief Eric: So listeners, as you can probably ascertain by this point, you think, I talk a lot on this show. If I.

Mike go. He takes all of the runway. And I mean that in the most loving way. By the way, I mean you, you are definitely a talker. But we have to unpack a little bit of all this stuff you said in here ’cause you covered a lot of ground. So I wanna refresh our listeners minds here for a minute. Especially if they’re learning about hooked they driving for the first time.

So what did we just cover in your talk here? We talked about expectations, we talked about what to expect in the classroom, what J covers. We talked about progression models, we talked about number of [00:27:00] cars on track, the run groups, right? I do think we need to expand a little bit more on the progression model, but I also wanna remind folks that when you come to HOD, when you’re signing up in the A group, the beginner and novice group, you are assigned a coach.

It’s a one-to-one student to instructor ratio, which is awesome as a coach. Myself, a veteran coach of HOD. I, you know, I love the fact that I can come in and work with you, the student for the entire weekend, right? Be it a two day event, three day event at Walk-Ins, Glen, things like that. I can really focus my attention on your car, your needs, what needs to get done, and my job is to augment everything that’s going on in the classroom.

The Jay and also the ci. Kenny are covering, so they don’t cover all of it in the textbook sessions. We have the rest of the work to do out in the field, but we’re working together. We’re working in concert with a material that’s there. It’s a really great thing and it, I hate this term, but it’s a symbiotic relationship between the coaches in the field and what’s going on in the classroom.

Just want everybody to understand that you’re covered [00:28:00] on all ends. You’re not alone. And if you do feel as though you’re off by yourself, raise your hand. Come say something to somebody because that’s not the HOD way, that’s for sure. But let’s unpack the progression model a little bit more. Mike A is our beginner, novice B is our intermediates, and then we have C and D group.

So you kind of hinted that C group is advanced, and then there’s this mysterious, also quite alluring D group, which we’ll talk about. But how does one get from A to B2C to D? How does that exactly work?

Mike Arrigo: A group is our, our novice group, like you’ve never done this before. You wanna try it? Sign up. We try to get you acclimated.

What you’re gonna do is you’re going to have a dedicated one-to-one coach, right? You’re gonna sit there when you’re, whenever you’re on track, that coach is gonna be there. Helmet to helmet communicators are absolutely mandated by us, so you’re never gonna be screaming over someone or figuring like that, and he’s gonna be with you and he’s gonna guide you through that.

Everything that has to go on there, you know, you could say, I don’t want to say. Concierge, but you know, he’s there for you. You know, we’ve weeded [00:29:00] out people that have just come kind of just, oh, I just want some free track time and I’m outta here. I gotta say, everyone I see come to our events almost entirely are doing that just because they just, they just love to give back to the sport.

It’s amazing how many people just show up. So, yeah, you know what, my car broke last weekend, but they’re still there. Coaching. You know, they’re not just saying, oh, well my car broke, I’m not coming anymore. You know, it’s few and far between when that happened, and it’s very understandable. I don’t expect someone who lives in upstate New York to drive down to VIR just, you know, to coach with us.

It’s like they’re there for them. They’ll hold that person’s hand as much as needed. You’re gonna have classroom time that’s really gonna go over and get you ready for what goes on on track. You know, it’s a racetrack. Oh my God. But, you know, you start to realize that you’re probably doing faster speed sometimes on that off ramp than you are in some of these situations till you really get used to it.

So you do this, you’re out there, you’ve got your track time in, you’re at the point where coach is like, you’re, you’re hitting, you’re doing everything right. You know, you’re, everything you do is very consistent. If you’re consistent. You’re good, because even if you’re doing the wrong thing, consistently means [00:30:00] you have the ability to learn something at that point.

You’re not just random and that’s what it is. You, you know, you’re, you’ve become predictable at some point. You’re doing yourself a disservice if someone’s always pushing yourself, because part of what we try to do is we want to teach people how to self-learn. Can you know I can give you a fish or I can teach you how to fish, right?

If I could teach you the habits of the basics that are out there, because listen, there’s a million different ways to do something, right? There’s always things that are absolutely wrong, and there are things that are absolutely right. We try to make sure that you have those proper habits. You know, don’t drive with one hand, don’t lean your seed back.

Don’t put your arm over the, you know, over the steering wheel like you’re, you know, you’re cruising on a net round. You know, get those, break those bad habits of making sure that you have the proper tools in your toolbox now to learn. Comes a time where now you become soloed off. Right? You know, they go through progression, they check you out.

We have a sheet that every coach, when they want to check someone off, right, they go through it, make sure this student does this, this, this, this, this, and this. I’m not gonna go through the two pages of what they’re looking at and say, you know what? I think this person’s ready. You know? I [00:31:00] think your time to really be out there in your own.

At that point, the group leader will go out there and he’ll, he’ll get someone and they’ll do a checkout ride. Before that checkout ride though, that coaches and one of the other coaches or group leaders has probably been watching you on track now because he knows that you’re gonna go solo soon and to see what’s going on from the outside.

You go through all that, you find that boom, you’re now a solo driver out there, but that’s not the end. You know, you’re still gonna be with someone. So, uh, once you get soloed, that coach is staying with you. So whether, you know, you decide that we’re gonna do some lead follow exercises, driving my tracks, pretend there was snow out there, type of scenarios.

And you know, we have a lot of tools in our toolbox. You know, all of you guys are just. Fantastic. We couldn’t do this without all of you coaches out there. You know, I haven’t coached in quite a few years and believe me, I, I will never forget how difficult it is sometimes out there. You know, you’re never alone.

Like, so once you’re soloed, you know that group leader now when you move to the next group is always gonna be, there is kind of that person to go to, you know, he’s gonna be there for you, you know, whether you have a problem with a turn or you know you’re [00:32:00] having an issue or you know you wanna work on something, they’re always gonna be there with you as, as well as the coaches.

And I mean, you could attest how many times you say, listen, you wanna jump in this car with this guy? ’cause he really has, he’s having issues at turn seven over there and you know, just, you know, he might be a C driver, but you know, he’s just trying to get a little bit better at this, you know, so always there for you.

So guys get soloed, they’ll go out and the passing rules in A and B are pretty much straightaways and in B, they’re a little more looser. Maybe an extra area here or there where the wheels are perceived straight. Generally, you know, there’s no passing in the corners in that B Bravo group because we’re, you know, we’re still getting you used to that higher pace now.

Once you get to that, you know, you have group leader meetings afterwards and some classroom time in our group B, you come to the point where it’s like, you know what? I want to go to group C. And uh, a couple times a year we do, uh, a passing exercise very similar to what is done in race school, where we do drills where people are three wide at a very reduced speed.

Kind of gets you very used to and comfortable being right next to a mirror to mirror with a car, you know, and we’re doing this at 25, [00:33:00] 30 miles an hour for a session, just so you can get used to, you force people to be in the corners next to each other. We also, you know, kind of set the pace where people get used to.

Flowing around each other, almost like a dance, and, and you’ve done the exercise. So it’s kind of hard to describe on a, on a podcast, but you know, if you have three cars wide, you know the car all the way to your right. So to say if you were going in that direction, sets the time when people are gonna move around by dropping back, going over and getting on the outside.

You know, the car in the middle sets, the speed you’re going at and the guy on the outside kind of just blips along. So you’ll be in one of those spots at every time. So whether you have the car all the way on the inside of an apex, taking your turn, but not being able to track out all the way because someone’s next to you at a very reduced speed.

That feeling of what it feels like to be next to each other in a corner, or get past multiple times. Most guys love the exercise. You know, if we get a group where every B driver in there says, yeah, we, we’ve all done this like three times already like that. So, you know, we might. Bypass that, but, ’cause you know, we want guys, people to be happy.

They realize the [00:34:00] value in that. And, and there’s a reason that that’s even taught in race school because, you know, no matter what, you’re not used to being, I mean, unless you’re, you know, a little out there, nobody wants to be mirror to mirror with anyone on the highway all the time. You kinda wanna be staggered.

You want some space, you want some comfort zone, some emergency. Where am I getting out of this situation if something happens? So we want people to get used to that. So once they’ve at least done a more a b group exercise with us, or, or we know that driver, we’ve, you know, taken steps to promote him. That point, he’s out there, he’s consistent, he’s at the top of the group.

And it’s not about being fast, right? Because no matter what I mean, I mean, you look at the cars that are out there today, a mediocre driver in a Z oh six or a ZR one or a GTR is gonna look a lot better with all those trunks there in there to help you than say. Someone with a maybe, maybe an older slower, E 36, E 30 Miata, that has none of those things to kind of help ’em out there.

So you really can’t just judge on speed, you know? So that’s what we do. We want, we really look at consistency, the flow, the courteousness and the situation and dimensional awareness of what you have [00:35:00] around you. You have all those things. You know how to pass and the turns out, ’cause you got it, you’re provisionally moved up into sea at that point.

Does it take three days on track? Does it take two years on track? Everyone’s different, you know? Right. I don’t tell people you have to do 10 days at this. Once you do this, then you can go to there. No, everyone’s a little bit different. We have kids that have come out carting champions. I’m like, does that kid need an exercise?

And you know, dimensional awareness. No, he just needs to get used to how we do our things. You know, he’s already got that skill set. Passing is allowed anywhere, still with a point by which I didn’t really get into for people that don’t do this. Basically, when you are, uh, when you’re in these run groups, in order for someone to pass you or for you to pass ’em, there has to be a point by.

So if, if, if you want to let someone around you, you’re gonna point them in the direction that you want them to go around you either by sticking your arm straight out, very courteously, and I know I’m, I’m sticking my arm out on a podcast right there. Or you’re gonna kind of point up and like just kind of give a big swing over the, so people, when, when you watch the extras, you’ll see me acting like a monkey, like now, like from scratching my head [00:36:00] here.

So you’re very much in control and that’s why I say it’s a very safe. Environment where it’s not like what, you know, you see on TV where people are just trying to get around each other. It’s nothing like, it’s not Days of

Crew Chief Eric: Thunder. No. No, not

Mike Arrigo: absolutely not as much as I, I know I put that movie on where Watkins Glen all the time in, in the background up there is no, it’s a, it’s very controlled.

So the passing is always done controlled and someone is always telling you Yes. So if you’re behind somebody and you know, you just can’t just pass them. There’s corner workers that are out there that are watching everything along with coaches and group leaders that are out there and kind of in the background.

And when something goes on like that, you know, you’re gonna get black flagged and come in. You know, flags are flags, but for people that, no, no, if you get a black flag rolled up and pointed at you, it means you gotta come and you’re gonna be spoken to about something. So nobody wants to lose track time.

So there, uh, we don’t get a lot of rule offenders. People realize that. Your safety is involved here and everyone out there, and that’s why he said we’re adults. So that’s passing us anywhere. You guys want to go three wide at turn one to high banking at Pocono. Go at it. You’ve got the skillset, you wanna do it.

Go. I gotta say, you know, we have a very safe [00:37:00] operation. Couple years ago, the uh, Lockton Affinity does our insurance for us and they came to us and they told us, I said, you know, you did a million and a half miles on track last year. You have no incidents, you know, to report, you know, listen, people get mechanical failures.

Things happen. But uh, you know, when they came to us a couple years ago, they said, you know, you think about it, a million and a half miles. I guess that’s what bean counters do for a living, right? They figure out how many cars are on there, how big the cars are, how much time you’ve had on there, how long does it take?

And they figured out that we did about a million and a half miles on track in the Northeast and we’ve never had a claim, ever. We are. Considered by the insurance agencies out there, the, the safest HPD organization in the country. So, uh, congratulations. Luck on wood. Thank God our, our rates reflect that helps me out a lot.

So our drivers are doing the right thing.

Crew Chief Eric: We missed a run group. We keep avoiding D group, Delta group. How, how do, how does the, somebody qualify for this mysterious Delta group, which doesn’t exist at every event? No,

Mike Arrigo: it doesn’t. The D group is basically, I’m not gonna say it’s one step up from C, it’s different from C.

The driving [00:38:00] skillset and speed and pace is, you know, is on par with C most of the times. It’s not like any cards are that much faster, but the difference is pointwise are not required out there. So it’s an invitational group. It’s the group that we have the least amount of incidences. Ever at any run group out there, because we’re really careful who goes on out there.

And that’s where you’ll see a lot of these IMSA teams come into practice. Or, you know, the TransAm teams and these, you know, pro drivers. They’ll be out there in that Delta group. It’s invitational. So basically, if you want to get into D, you have to be a C-level driver. Our D group leader’s going to really go through everything with you and vet you to make sure you’re there.

It’s dimensional awareness, situational awareness, predictability. There’s no point buys required. But even though people do give point bys and D sometimes, you know, just to open the door. If I’m in an E 36 doing 120 and I see that 0 1 1 turned behind me, I’m just gonna be like, yeah, just go right there. Uh, the door’s open for you.

I’m not gonna do it, but have a nice

Crew Chief Eric: day. Yeah,

Mike Arrigo: yeah. It’s, you know, it’s uh, and there’s two rules in D. You know, there’s two major, major rules. I know I have one. The only rule I have in D [00:39:00] is there’s no contesting corners. Two friends are going at it back and forth. That’s fine. But you in that car don’t have some arrangements, some radio, some whatever, some history.

You don’t contest a corner. That is it. There’s zero tolerance for contesting a corner. You either give it or you don’t give it. It’s not a race. It’s not race practice on how to block somebody. It’s friends, driving with friends and having a good time out there. Yep. I know this was the Chris Lu rule, and Ken says it too.

Rule number two. Go out there, drive, don’t be a dick. That’s it. I’ve heard that so

Crew Chief Eric: many

Mike Arrigo: times. It’s true. And that’s all. And that’s it. You know, so I have, you know, my one rule is don’t contest a corner. And the group leader has his own rules. We don’t really allow driver switching of a car out there in D because now you’re out there, right?

And you and Mark and the Mustang, you see ’em, you know. How he drives the predictability. You’ve learned it right away. Well, you get another driver in that car, suddenly he drives very differently. Now the predictability is gone. So that’s one of the, the limits we set. We don’t really want people, drivers switching cars that aren’t there, which leads us into our group leader meetings [00:40:00] after.

The run group about 10 minutes after you come off track. In the lower groups, there’s more of them, the upper groups, you know, there’s usually now one or two after the first session of every event. That way, you know, we can actually talk about what goes on and they’re really important because that’s where we’re gonna go out and we’re let, that’s a forum for the drivers.

We’re all gonna talk to each other about what’s going on out there, you know, what we’ve seen, what we’re experiencing. Um, you’re gonna find out there’s a guy with hand controls. You know what, he’s not gonna be able to give you a a point by somewhere. You know, we’re gonna find out that there’s a person, you know, who’s in, you know, a radical that’s gonna be out there that morning with you.

’cause you don’t know all the drivers. So at that meeting, and when you have a, or your first morning group leader meeting, and then your meetings afterwards, you’re gonna find out what’s going on in your group. It’s gonna make you safer for the day, and you’re gonna find out what’s happening out there.

Even though you may not have experienced, other drivers could say something, you know, you could have pitted and then something happened out there. Say, you know what, Hey, we’re seeing this at turn seven. You know, who’s driving that blue Corvette out there? Man? Great job out there. You know, it’s like, listen.

I saw how you took that turn and tracked out and it creates a dialogue of [00:41:00] drivers getting to know each other. I think when people get to know each other, they’re also more courteous and respectful around each other too than not just some random car. It’s a person. I think they’re really valuable. It’s hard to balance that of like, you know, being overbearing and trying to give people too much, you know, and guidelines on how to do this and how to do that.

And being off in the wild, wild west. Absolutely. It’s, it’s a balancing act. It definitely is. But I, I feel that those group leader meetings really help people that come out to it. And, uh, and it’s a place to, uh, to share their grievances. Uh, you know, you’ve seen my morning meeting is about five to 10 minutes long in the morning.

I tell you where the bathrooms are, where lunch is gonna be happening. I tell you the, you know, the couple safety options. And one of the things I always tell people is, uh, you know, don’t suffer in silent. Shooting me an email next week and telling me what happened and how we could do better is fantastic.

And I want that. If I could fix something for you today, right here at the track to make it better, that’s my goal. Come see me. Mona, any of the coaches that are out there, your group leaders, you know anyone, our grid staff is out there. You see something that goes on track that’s weird. Pull through the [00:42:00] pits.

Car 37. Listen, I, I, I don’t think he’s got a gas cap on there. You know, we’re gonna take care of that right then and there. Yeah. Throughout the day. You know, we, you know, we try to make sure there’s bottled water, you know, hopefully next year COVID restrictions are lifted. We can get back to having, you know, snacks and our drinks and our coffee and our, you know, all the stuff that I shouldn’t be eating every morning at.

But you never know what’s going through someone. You know, they didn’t drink enough. You know, you see a driver you’ve been driving with all day out there, it’s a little bit different. You go out there and you pull through the pits and say, Hey, you know, that car is really erratic out there. Pull him in. He might just need a wake up call ’cause he’s dehydrated.

You know, we’re always looking out for each other. I don’t want people to suffer. I want to know whatever I can do to fix your day right then and there. I want to do. Yeah. And that’s, uh, and I think that’s one of the things we try really hard. You know, we don’t always succeed, you know,

Crew Chief Eric: but we’re always looking to get better.

We definitely appreciate it. And I gotta say, I take this as a joke, one of the biggest changes I’ve seen over the years is your morning meeting has gotten shorter, and I thank you for it every time. Yeah. But let’s kind of switch up the conversation a little bit and talk a little bit more about coaching, because that’s, you [00:43:00] know, the other side of the audience, right?

You have the people that are really interested in trying HPD for the first time. You’ve got folks that are from other organizations that want to check out HOD for the first time. But there’s also a glut of coaches out there that wanna know what the HOD Coaching program is like. Do you accept certifications from other groups?

How do you become a coach with HOD? How do you get promoted to a coach within HOD? Do you recognize certifications from S-C-C-A-P-C-A-M-S-F? Is there reciprocity there? Let’s talk about that a little bit and try to invite some other coaches from other organizations to come and check out HOD as well.

Mike Arrigo: We don’t necessarily say like if you’re a coach at any of the other organizations, you, it means you’re automatically okay to coach or, Hey, I did my MSF level one and two, I want come coach with you.

It really doesn’t work that way. You know it. You need to have a certain skillset. If someone wants to come in there and they’ve been coaching and they’re coaching with X, Y, Z organization, I don’t wanna single anyone out like that. They would come up and say, Hey, I coach here and this is what I do and I’d like to, you know, come coach you here.

You know? [00:44:00] So they come to me, you know, or moan or anyone else. We’re gonna put him right in touch with Ken, you know, who’s our lead coach? He’s our head of coaches. I let him handle everything. I try to stay his hands off so I don’t get in his way. My mentality has always been to manage from the bottom up, not the top down.

I build a structure. This is the, uh, the structure we have to keep, you know, refining there. These are some basic guidelines of what is yes and what’s no. And from there, I feel, as you know, uh, in a tiered, managerial type of position, my job is to give the people who, for lack of better term, below me, the tools they need to do what they need to do.

If I’ve instilled you as a group leader or a head coach or classroom or whatever, that job that you have there is because I trust you enough. At that job. If I had to, uh, babysit you and just watch you at every moment, then you know, I’m not, I don’t need to have you there. So you’re an adult. I vetted you through a process and you belong there.

So my job now is to make sure that you have what you need. So with that said, I put them onto Ken and, and Ken will go through their resume and, you know, it’s a small, tight [00:45:00] circle, the HPD world, so we all know each other. I have no problems when someone say from, uh, you know, when the guys are on Summit or.

Frat called me and say, Hey, you know who this person is. He wants to drive in this run group. This person says he coached with, he wants to come here. And I’ll give ’em their resume and their history and you know, some customer evaluations and different things like that. And, uh, other organizations will do the same.

They go through that whole process, you know, they give us their resume. They say this, we check out their head. Coach loves ’em. The, you know, uh, person who owns the organization says, yep, they’re fantastic. They do great. Usually Ken will give you, you know, it’s a couple page document. It tells you the HOD philosophy, you know, like what we explain, you know, these people are our guests, you know, we are co we’re not coaching them a certain way.

If a person’s there, I’m not gonna try to beat their head that you need to know how to take this apex. Perfect. That person’s goal is what that person’s goal is. All you have to do is get him safely through the day, make sure he has a good time, and just break any bad habits as it goes on there. So the coach has to understand that philosophy.

So depending where they came from, that’s a hard thing to break sometimes, you know, because [00:46:00] certain organizations are very geared towards, we’re teaching race car drivers, we’re teaching a certain way, and they have to learn something. So once they’ve realized that, they’ll figure out, is this for me or not?

We’ll take ’em in provisionally and then Ken. Or some of the other guys that have been around the group leaders, we’ll work with that person to make sure that they understand what their expectations are set at and how to handle that. If all works well, you know, they do it a couple times. You’re an HOD coach, forget right, that we started this past year and so far we’re doing it yearly and we’re gonna try and start to do it, you know, and coming soon, at least twice a year, we have a coach workshop.

So every year at Pocono right now, and we’re gonna try and do it more than once a year. It’s just very hard to get track time in tandem with an event. The Saturday before our big mega course where we, you know, do the entire facility. We rent a small part of the track, so we have season coaches that are coming out to refreshers.

We have coaches that are just going out there to be mentors, and we have people that want to come in there. And basically do this, you, I mean, there’s some qualifications, you know, that, you know, they basically, they have a chat with Ken [00:47:00] first, and we only take, you know, about 10 people through this. And most of the people just wanna do it as refresher.

But we’re doing, we’re starting that program now to kind of get people, we want our coaches to continuously improve. And like, if you stop learning, then you, you, you kind of, you, you probably shouldn’t be doing something. ’cause you know, the moment you start looking at things, I have nothing else to learn.

You probably have more to learn you than you can imagine. And the first thing you need to learn is that I’ll always learn something. So we really try to make sure that our coaches are up to date with different programs that are going out there, different technologies that are going out there. And whatever we can do, we try to share that information.

We don’t try to keep it all to ourselves and worry that, oh, other places might, it might take this somewhere else. You know, anything we could do to make this sport safer across the board is better for everybody. You know? So if I teach a coach how to do something, he becomes better at it and takes it to another organization.

Well, you know, I know that. Someone’s safer out there because of it. And those places, you know, hopefully they, you know, the reciprocity is there on how they do things. So, but we are trying because there, there are a lot of places that have that and they, they definitely teach a certain way and get some skill sets in there.

But we are, uh, we’ve tried this now and every [00:48:00] year we’re gonna have at least one and we’re gonna try and mo make more of them where it’s that coach clinic, we’re not teaching you to be an instructor. We’re teaching you how to do this, how to do this better, is this for you? And we’re only gonna take like a handful of new people and promote them.

But most of our teaching has been one-on-one throughout the year where we take you under our wing and really give you a personalized experience on how to coach. And it qualifies as an MSF certification too for people that want that, which I think is a very good starting point. It’s a really good starting point to learn is this for me, type of stuff.

It’s definitely not a program where it’s say, I’ve done MSF, now I’m a, now I’m a certified coach. No way. You know, there’s a lot more to it than that. At least. At least for us it is and we wanna make sure, like I said, that customer’s getting what they deserve. You brought up

Crew Chief Eric: a really good point, and it’s something that I learned early on when I was becoming a coach.

I actually, I got this from John Meyer who’s also a veteran HOD coach from the Northeast and because in his real world job, he was a ski instructor, he says. Coaching, high performance driving is very [00:49:00] much like coaching, skiing because you’re taking children and adults that, you know, you’re trying to work on the basics, the balance, and you know, standing up on their skis and working the poles and all this.

And it’s a different type of mechanism than making large assumptions that everybody knows everything. And so, you know, that really resonated when he explained that, you know, how, what his philosophy was and his approach to coaching. And I see a lot of that. Actually amongst the HOD coaches, and you see it amongst the good coaches do approach it that way.

It’s like you’re kind of clay and we’re gonna mold you or work from zero. And if you do have some natural talent, we can build upon that. You know, we can go from there. But yeah, it’s not very, you must take this apex at 80 miles an hour, da da da, da. You know, all like a race school would be. It’s, it’s very much more low key.

So I wanna make sure that people understand that it’s not a stressful situation. We’re there to work within your limits. We understand some people can be more timid, some people can be more aggressive. We work with that and the coaches are super adaptable to all these different personalities and cars and all that kind of thing.

So the idea is to ingratiate [00:50:00] you into this world of high performance driving, you know, work with what we’ve got for that weekend in a very quick manner. But make very good forward progress for you, the driver. But also we learn something every weekend, every student. I’m well into the triple digits of students now that I’ve had.

I learn something from each one of them and I learn something from other coaches. I mean, it’s just one of these very wealth of knowledge sharing type of environment. So I, I just wanna remind people that that is what it’s really about. Again, that stress on that e part of HBDE. But I do wanna move on to some of the more, you know, kind of bits and bytes part of this that somebody might be listening for the first time or is already comfortable with HBD wants to know more about, you know, HOD, which is, what are those average session lengths?

What is the weekend cost on average? Let’s talk about, you know, dollars per mile dollars per session. What does that boil down to for somebody that’s looking to come to HOD for the first time?

Mike Arrigo: That’s a tough question to how we do that. My goal has always been to provide. Quality track time over quantity, track [00:51:00] time, so to say.

So, uh, we were at Watkins Glen last two weeks ago. I, I felt like we were so overcrowded with 40 some odd cars in the run group, but I break it down to what goes on. I’m like, okay, that’s probably not that much. The guy that was running Grid out there, he goes, oh man, you, he goes, I don’t wanna say the name of the club, but they had 80 some odd cars in every run group.

And he told me, I said, are you for real? He goes, I wouldn’t lie to you. And I’m like, how can you have quality track time by putting 70 or 80 cars on there? Like, you get what you pay for. And I’m hoping that we’re providing value and quality track time from the responses we get and we ask people. And I, and I hope people are honest about it, but they say they get more quality track time.

And that’s what they’re really looking for over quantity. So yeah, you know, I could run three run groups charge XY and you had, you know, more track time, but if you get two good laps every session as opposed to two or three bad laps every day for the whole day, I mean, I think, you know, we, we try to not price people out, but at the [00:52:00] same time, I want to try and get less cars on track.

And that’s something we’re gonna stick to next year because as a softie, I’m not taking these calls anymore for people, but he goes, oh, you know, I didn’t register. I want to try and get in. And I’m like, okay. You know, our car counts are always a little bit lower to begin with. So, um, starting for 2022, we’re gonna really strict car count numbers.

And that is it. It’s sold out. It’s sold out. And like I said, I leave myself like a 10 to 15% buffer. Like I said, if you register for B and you don’t belong there, we’re gonna move you into C. And if you register for C and I find out when you get there that you’re. Experiences Forza, you’re going into a, you know, right.

I, I’ll tell you about later, but I’ve had that twice in my life already. Yes, grand Tomo the name of choice. But so we are trying to do that. So when you get a track like Limerock, that’s one and a half miles long. It’s in there. There’s the most expensive track you could probably rent per mile. The couple tracks that are more expensive to rent out there, you know, you look at Coda is pretty long track there, you know, such a huge facility.

You get Watkins Glen, you know, huge [00:53:00] facility, three and a half miles, and then you get. Limerock, which is actually more expensive to rent because we’re one of the few people that our weekend in June, the second week in June is, uh, is become like a, a thing for us and we don’t have sound restrictions. So if you have a loud car or you need to practice with your race car, I mean there’s, there’s very limited opportunities to do that on a weekend there.

So we have that and we’re usually, I think the week before the SCCA regionals, which kind of helps a lot of those guys that really need that last minute test and tune or to bring a driver in and stuff like that. So, I guess aimless pitch right there where there, right before the SCCA races. How do you price that out By giving people and you have a, you know, a decently short day.

It, this is an expensive hobby. And if you think of it in the long run, like the cheapest part of that weekend might actually be the, the entry fee. Once you consider fuel getting there, the cost of tires, the cost of breaks and everything else you do. That might be the cheapest part of it sometimes, besides maybe the hotel room at Limerock, maybe not the hotel room, but well look, we’re there in June at the perfect springtime, it’s prime season at a hotel up there and, and there’s some nice [00:54:00] resorts there.

It’s kind of hard to, uh, balance that. ’cause at the end of the day, you know, this is, it’s a business and we have to keep things flowing. But I do this more because I just, I just love the sport. I love doing it. I love giving back and I like to see the people that are having a good time. But like I said, you know, we gotta keep the lights on at the same time.

There’s no McLaren center in, in my future because of HOD right now. Both McLaren wants to send me one, but I try to make it fair. Now we look at it. We come up with a number and I figure out how many cars I can put per mile, what it costs to operate per minute there, the prices went up substantially, but I think this is what I’m going through all now to make it next year’s price schedule.

It was running me $58 a minute to run it line rock. Wow. So that’s my cost per minute. I’m paying the track. So, you know, do the math there, how many cars do you need at X amount of dollars is to do that. I found that that most drivers would rather spend, you know, 25 or $50 more to know that they’re on a track with a couple less cars, with a different quality of [00:55:00] drivers that they’re used to.

And I think that’s what we’re really catering to. We’re not the budget track day where you know, you’re coming in there maximum time go on and off all day. You know, that’s definitely not us. I’ve done a couple events where we did less run groups, midweek events, guys were getting like three, three and a half hours of track time.

Midweek I, I got complaints that there was too much track time. Like, I literally got survey complaints that we did. It goes too much track time in there and there wasn’t enough time between sessions. And I’m looking at myself and I’m like, I thought that people just wanted more and more. So I started to realize that, you know what, most guys want a little bit of downtime in there.

They wanna be able to do things. There are a lot of drives that are coming out there just because, you know, this is their relaxation time. There’re there with their friends, you know, they’re not out there to get maximum track time. So, uh, we try to balance that. So you could say on an average two hours of track time, give or take, you know, depending on the track, say at Watkins Glen is a very, very short day.

They’re very strict. From eight 30 to four 30, that’s your entire day with an hour lunch on there. We’re Pocono, we’re on there for, you know, a 10 or [00:56:00] 11 hour day. We can have, depending on what it is, we try to do that accordingly. So, but you can figure on the two hour mark, give or take at Limerock. Like, we’ll run 20 minute sessions because, you know, when.

Pace car probably running, you know, a minute and 10 a minute and 20 seconds fast. Guys are running under a minute. You know, you’re gonna get, you know, 15, 20 laps depending on what you’re doing out there, depending where you’re putting out there. You know, if I gave you a 20 minute session of Watkins Glen by the time you got your first lap done and you warmed up, you know, you’d, you’d get almost no time.

So we’re billing the schedules ahead of time. We’re gonna put them up on all the event pages and uh, and really try to adjust them to maximize the efficient time of you having a good time having a break. Depending where things are, I don’t want you to have a three hour break because lunch fell in the middle of it all there.

So it’s a juggling act to try and make everyone happy. We’re definitely not the cheapest game in town. We’re not the most expensive. We’re just trying to make sure we’re the most fun, where you get the most quality track time. That’s the goal here for me.

Crew Chief Eric: For people that are excited to come learn more about HOD and, and sign up for an event, where do they find out where HOD events are and how [00:57:00] do they register for them?

Mike Arrigo: That’s the easiest part. You, they just go to hooked on driving.com and then you’ll see all the regions listed right across the board there. There’s a membership fee that goes to our parent company, PDP, out in California. And what that does get you, there’s, you know, there’s quite a few discounts that come up with that, depending on what you’re doing.

You know, wine countries, one of our national sponsors that come out there, so you’ll get discounts, you’ll get free shipping at certain times. Bell is, is one of our major sponsors out there for the coaches out there. I dunno if they, you know, a lot of people may not realize that every era, like the 2020 helmets came out there.

So once every error you’re gonna get a any bell helmet other than their. I think 88, 60 line, you know, those 4,000 helmets, you know, any one of those helmets are gonna be 25% off for you. So, you know, all the catches there. There’s a lot of others like that. We, we have break partners, we have regional partners like that will be announcing, uh, certain deals for 2022.

I don’t wanna shock anyone out there, but, uh, you know, we have a, Rachel and David Eaton from Eaton Motorsport are out there. They’re at all our events. You know, if you need something delivered to the track, they’re bringing it with you out there. They’re giving the HOD [00:58:00] coaches a very nice discount. On brake pads and a lot of the consumables that we, uh, we go through, you know, those are the big ones.

You know, the consumables, people don’t realize how that adds up. As you know, John, he’s got PMX Motorsports coming out there. You know, he’s got some nice deals for communicators, for all the coaches that wanna upgrade from the old chatter boxes and stuff that would basically, you know, point to point helmet stuff for motorcycle guys in tandem, you know, but we’ve adapted.

And so they give a lot of benefits out there that go through things. You know, uh, apex Wheels buy Apex Wheels. You, you know, they double the warranty if you’re team HOD members. There’s a lot of programs and what I, I try to remind people, I see this all the time and I, uh, we actually go on our way to make sure people get refunded.

Sometimes it’s like, wait, you and your wife and your son are coming? Why’d you buy three memberships? It’s one family membership and you can register any driver you want on there. Yeah. But that’s something that helps keep that going on there for our sponsors and everything else. So there, there’s a good amount of discounts that come out there that I, uh.

I hope people take advantage of out there because it adds up. You know, you once, you know, you get the money off on one set of brake pads, right? There is more than that. Uh, that yearly [00:59:00] fee,

Crew Chief Eric: your events are listed on, hooked on driving.com. Every once in a while they pop up on places like Motorsport Reg and things like that.

Yep. Depending on where you are in the country. But you register through HODs proprietary system on hooked on driving.com and then obviously it walks you through, you pick your event, you know, there’s a whole shopping cart mechanism, all that kind of thing. And in the recent years, there’s been something that’s been added to the shopping cart.

There’s some options that you can get. And so normally I’ll ask people like, you know, do you recommend that a student get track insurance before coming to an event? But HOD actually recommends it right there at checkout and you can sign up for track insurance through one of ho’s national partners. So I didn’t know if you wanted to expand on that a little bit and get people to understand what that’s all about.

Mike Arrigo: You’re flowing right in the direction I was gonna go right into. So, uh, so yeah, so when you’re, you’re on there and you, you order your stuff, one of the options out there, like after you fill out all your information and your, your driver information, your emergency contact, and you ordered what you want, you know, there’s that box there said, do you wanna purchase track insurance?

And, uh, we don’t provide track insurance. It’s done through open track. Just [01:00:00] try to do is provide a, an easier pathway so you don’t have to go outside. You can get everything done at once. So basically you go through that, you decide whether you want to buy track insurance, and one of the questions you asked was like, do you suggest it?

And I’m like, it’s kinda like a personal type of thing. Like as more insurance companies are looking at this, you know, check your policy. Like there’s certain. Companies out there that because we are strictly non-competitive as an education department, you know, you would be covered. And there are a lot of insurance companies now that have changed and said anything that goes on at a race facility is not covered.

So the best thing to do is to check your policy. But after that, you know, you say you want to get track insurance, so you know, track insurance, you know, with liability might be 350 bucks for the weekend. Right. Think about what in, in reference to what is value to you. You know, this is your my daily driver.

This is a dedicated track car. It’s really depends on the person. And when you look at it and you say, okay, I’m spending a thousand dollars this weekend on a hotel room and [01:01:00] an entry fee and this and that, and then, you know, plus my fuel costs, plus my travel. 350 bucks make a difference. To some people, it might to that person that that’s their daily driver, they come up with a value and you know, and that’s what it’s geared towards.

So it’s not like, okay, we’re gonna go find you another, you know, 2006 this, you’re gonna have an agreed upon value. When you do track insurance, which is very different from what most people are used to, you’re gonna know exactly what your deductible is. You’d know exactly what the value of your car is. So you’re gonna, you know, you may have a car that’s, I value this car at $47,000.

You know what you’ve put into that car. That’s gonna be the value of that car on that track. Regardless if they can find you 16 other cars for $4,000, they don’t realize that you have $15,000 shocks in that car and you have, you know, $10,000 worth of motor work in their car. These motorsports, HPD insurance companies, they’re familiar with what we do, which is very different from like, you try to explain HPD guy to your local insurance agent and he’s gonna be like.

What are you talking about? Yeah, exactly. And it’s, it is relatively, you know, cheap [01:02:00] insurance, right? Against what can happen out there. We don’t see a lot of instances, and I know a lot of people do get the track insurance out there, so I’d never wanna discourage anyone from getting it because it’s peace of mind.

Insurance is peace of mind is what it is for everybody. I suggest it. Yeah. It’s out there, you know, it’s not in everyone’s budget all the time, but at the same time, you know, you, you gotta look, it’s. Things, you know, what’s, uh, what’s the cost of a windshield on your, on your pizza.

Crew Chief Brad: Exactly. It’s

Mike Arrigo: $5,000 windshield, you know?

So, you know, it all depends on what goes on out there, you know, as opposed to a car that does that. So, I like it, but, you know, we don’t actually make any money off of that. That is just a separate pass through that goes right to them. And in fact, you know, even though you, you’re putting your card and your information out there, you’ll see it come out as two separate bills.

One goes right to, you know, what we did, what we hear, team, HOD fee goes where it has to go. And then that open track insurance goes where it has to go. So you’ll see that separately out there. So we don’t actually make any money on that. We are just trying to provide a service to our customers. One stop shopping.

So there, it makes it easier. You know, I’ve heard stories of people, [01:03:00] he goes, I want to get track insurance. And I called and I didn’t do this. I do that and I wish I would’ve gotten it. Well, now we put it right there on our website. So you can do it very, very easily. I will say, you know, the guys at Open Track are fantastically easy to deal with.

They’re responsive. The emails, the phone calls, or I mean like you’re talking, if you need to, you can talk to a human being, you know, right away. They work with us, so anytime people have had to make a claim or anything else, it’s been very seamless. I just tell ’em like, yep, this car was here at this event.

I certified, it was there. There’s an incident report, and that’s it, and they’re done. You know, it’s 1, 2, 3. They’ve made it very, very simple and easy because the turnaround rate is so small. Chances of something happened to you. At a racetrack during a, an education program like ours, you’re more likely to have something happen to you on the way to the track and home than either track.

I mean, really it’s, and I know that because, you know, we’ve been told that from, you know, the insurance agencies and the bean counters have told us that. I’m very proud of that. And I, and I trust that because of, uh, of you guys that are out there that coach for us, you are our eyes and ears out [01:04:00] there in the other run groups.

So I gotta give all you guys out there that, that, and anyone who’s a coach with us or coaches anywhere, I mean, you’re the eyes and ears of everything in these operations. So, you know, my hat’s off to you right there out there. Great spot up there. Well, thank you. You know, because, uh, you’re, you’re the guys that make this, uh, this sport what it is.

And safe, you know, we couldn’t do this. We’ve got new drivers.

Crew Chief Eric: Now you did mention something that is truth that we all understand, but often ignore, which is a mechanical failure. Right. We are stressing. Machines to their utmost limit when they’re at the track, especially when you’re in the higher run groups.

’cause you’re, you know, we’re not timing, but we’re all reaching for this golden lap in our head, right? Let’s call it what it is. A lot of organizations, they have a pre-inspection, they’ll call it, or they’ll have a tech inspection or something you have to fill out, and that’s part of the registration process as well.

So does HOD have that? If they do, how does it work? If they don’t, how does that work? You know, explain that to the audience.

Mike Arrigo: When you register for an HOD event, you come on there, you’re on our [01:05:00] website, you’ve gone to hooked on driving.com, you’re gonna get what’s called an E waiver. So we’ve gone to an electronic waiver system and electronic tech system.

So basically you’re signing the same waiver that you would sign at the racetrack. Instead of signing at every single event, you’re signing a yearly waiver, then you’re also gonna sign a tech inspection form. That says that, and like I said, it goes back to treating you like an adult. You’re getting out there, you’re getting on a racetrack, you’re getting into a car that you’re gonna push to, you know, a, a limit higher than what you would normally be driving.

And it says that, you’re saying that say, I’m gonna make sure that all of these things at the most basic level have been checked out. You’re gonna do that before. Every event. So I don’t need you to bring me a tech form. You’ve already told me you’ve signed a document and said, Hey, I’m gonna be responsible enough to do all these things out there.

Come the day of the event. I’m not gonna go over your car and look at it and make your weight in a, in a 20 minute line to so we, someone could check your wheel nuts and take a peek under your hood or anything like that. One. No one at any of these events [01:06:00] is, is really gonna catch any of these major mechanical problems that usually happen.

Two, it’s time consuming. I, I’m asking you to fill out a waiver and sign that you did this and then I’m gonna check up on you as if you are lying to me. That’s the case. Do I won’t even want you on track with me. With all that said, you know, our group leaders go over this and our coaches are out there and, and you do this also, you know, when you, when you meet that student and you go over it, you’re kind of going to the conversation about the car.

I mean, we’re all car people ’cause we’re out there at the racetrack and you know, we’re gonna look at it. Hey, check your torque system and check your tire pressures this morning. You know, like, just give their memory because they, they got a lot of things going on in their mind. They’re there for the first time that coach nine at a 10 times is gonna give ’em a hand with that and say, oh, no, no, no.

Say no you, you don’t wanna be at 38 pounds right now. I said, you know, that’s, we’re gonna do this and we’re gonna build up. And, you know, they’re gonna give them, because, you know, they’re a, a wealth of knowledge out there. They’re gonna notice if that car is, you know, looking out there and say, well. That tire doesn’t look, it belongs on track.

You know, we are walking the paddock, we are looking at things, we are making announcements. We are telling [01:07:00] people in our group leader meetings, these are all the things, you know, Hey guys, make sure you know, you went over your checklist on there and you know you got it here, but before you go out and you know, make sure your wheels are torqued, you know, take a peek that nothing happened from the last track day.

You know, Hey guys, I know you were here Thursday and Friday, but you know, it doesn’t mean that you know you’re good today, Saturday and Sunday. You know, because a lot of times events go back to back and if it’s a destination track, you know, we do get a lot of people that will come say, you know what, it’s a 12 hour ride.

I’m not going there for one day or two days, but if I can do a four day weekend there, I’m gonna do it. I will say mechanical videos that we’ve had, usually. Nothing that we would’ve caught ahead of time. You know, no one’s pulling up their, a very small percentage and we usually catch ’em at the grid line, you know, that’s leaking.

Something like that. If something happens, it’s usually something that’s been just catastrophic right out there, out in the open. And like you saw at Watkins, you know, a motor blows, you know,

Crew Chief Eric: I broke a wheel hub going into turn one. I was like, all right, whatever. It happens, right? It is what it is.

Mike Arrigo: I heard about a guy who broke an axle [01:08:00] on a skid pad at Watkins Glen.

Hey, hey, you know, that’s, that’s a story for another day. A rainstorm and then some maniac. Went out there and did the skid pad in the pickup truck. Uh, I still have that video. It’s so funny. We’re all, we would knee deep, we would pretty much knee deep in water pushing that car outta there, weren’t we? But, uh, we had good time.

So, I mean, that’s the, the process with the tech inspection, you know, and it, in all seriousness, it’s. Really, really important. I mean, you’re putting your life on the line out there. I mean, would you, would you go out and drive with ball tires and a snowstorm out, you know, in, on the road, you know, with your family and your kids in the car?

Probably not think of, you know, what goes on, you know? And if you’re not capable of doing it, we’re asking you and you’re asserting that you are gonna have someone take this. And I gotta say, a huge amount of people are out there and they’re going out there and they’re getting their stuff checked out.

And uh, you know, we have certain, you know, partners that are out there and being such a big region, it’s hard to say, okay, go to this one spot or that one spot there, you know, we just wanna make sure you’re safe out there. And that’s what it boils down to. And Yep. In the [01:09:00] lower run groups, when you’re first starting out there, if your car’s roadworthy and in good shape.

You can probably do this in there. You know, you, you can’t take your minivan, you can’t take your big SUV or your pickup truck out there. Most road cars are out there. And like I said, you know, it’s funny when you see out there and you see, you know, a brand new perfor out there and there’s a, a Honda Accord bucket list, I’ve stuff, and they’re out there together.

It’s crazy, right? If your car’s capable of being out there, we ask you still. I, I don’t care if it just came off the lot three weeks ago. Go over it, make sure things break. And being in the service industry, like a lot of people are there. We know we do a lot of service stuff, you know, if things didn’t break people, a lot of people wouldn’t have jobs out there, so, yep.

I stopped questioning why things break, but we do what we can to pick. Beforehand, find the wear and tear items. Don’t come to the track when you only have a quarter of your brake pads left, you know, don’t come to the track. That never happens. That never

Crew Chief Eric: ever happens.

Mike Arrigo: I, I won’t mention any names, but he, he answer Now

Crew Chief Eric: it all is pretty much par for the course, right?

I mean, these are things that people [01:10:00] oftentimes forget to consider, and, and I think you’ve done a good job. Explaining all that, but you know, as we’re kind of wrapping up here and, and kind of bringing everything to a head, you know, HRD has a lot of great things to offer. It’s a great program. It’s been around for a long time.

It’s progressive, right? It’s been changing, it’s been a, it’s adopting. You guys have been at the front end of a lot of programs, you know, like MSF and its early days and things like that. So I wanted to take a moment to talk about if there were any other services that HOD offers that people might not be aware of, even if they’ve been around for a long time.

You mentioned some changes that are coming in the 22 and 23 season. Things that you guys have had to change because of COVID, you know, anything else that you wanted to address? The services we offer a

Mike Arrigo: lot, what a lot of people realize is we do a lot of event management services and private event caterings.

There are people that, you know, want to go out there and do. A private event. They want to, instead of doing an a hundred thousand dollars Atlantic City bachelor party crazy weekend, you know, let’s get a bunch of guys, let’s go to the racetrack and rent a racetrack and stuff. You know, [01:11:00] I just threw a fictitious number out there.

You know, it’s like, you know, I, if anyone’s having a bachelor party where they’re throwing a hundred grand out there, please invite me. I’m, yeah, yeah. I wanna

Crew Chief Eric: be on that list

Mike Arrigo: too, right? Me and Eric will be there right away. In fact, I’ll put a cap on and drive. We’re both professional drivers here. No, but we do a lot of event management and private event services.

Whether you are, you know, a small club of enthusiasts, you know, you got your local exotic car club or anything, or you know, the Shelby guys or the vintage lotuses or anything like that. It’s very hard to rent a racetrack. One date availability is so hard to get out there. And two, it’s ridiculous, expensive.

If you can have someone else put together a turnkey operation for you where you just have to arrive there. You’re done. We do that for you. One of our partners right now is Track Car Solutions, you know, and Mike is fantastic. You know, if you saw some of the, his setup over there, you know, with the, uh, couple brand new C eights, you know, the one elite, the Z 20 eights, the SS Camaros, and you know, and it’s quite a few cars are out there.

So for guys that want to do [01:12:00] something and maybe do like, you know, a team building exercise or do something together, I mean, there’s solutions there where we can actually provide cars. Now, it’s not like it was years ago where if you wanted rent, you were renting kind of like a semi prepped race car and who doesn’t know how to drive stick and oh my God, I’m getting into this.

You know, what am I getting into over here and I can’t fit into these spells? Might get track. Our solutions is in a lot of places and he has an arrive and drive program, whether, you know, one of our members wants to said, know I always wanted to drive Coda, but I don’t wanna ship my car out there. And I don’t do that.

Guess what? Simple phone call. You fly in there, you’re picked up, you’re there at the track, everything is taken care of, and you fly home and, and you’ve driven the shit outta someone else’s car basically. Um, so we do that for people where, you know, I say, Hey, you know what? I want to do a little corporate outing on a Wednesday, you know?

Upstate New York, or whether it’s in New Jersey or Pocono, you know, we deal with the track operations, we get everything set together and we do that for you. Um, some car clubs, they want to do, they, you know, 15, 20 guys, you know, they just want to be together and that’s it. And they wanna do all these, [01:13:00] you know, famous race tracks and do stuff like that.

So, you know, they’ll. Pool their money together and kick in there and they have 15, 20 dates in California. We’re doing that between Laguna and a couple other tracks that are out there and it’s just them and that’s it. So we do that and we, we do that, you know, pretty much everywhere. And you consider the caliber of racetracks we have out there, you know, it’s a lot of opportunity.

I don’t think a lot of people realize that we do that for them. Hopefully we can get some more guys out there to do some of these nice private days, because I can tell they’re easygoing. People have a great time, you know, they’ve. It’s a, it’s a white glove service type of operation. We really, we really try to treat them nice and have, uh, have some fun out there.

The other part of, uh, you know, what we’re planning to change, like I said, is we’re really gonna try and look over and just get away from what everyone else is doing. You know, everyone else does this, this, and this. And taking some of the data we’ve have, I’ve collected over the last two years of what works.

Some of the surveys, what people like, what people don’t like, and obviously you can’t make everybody happy all the time. And I’m gonna start to put together, like I said, I mentioned some of the numbers for Watkins Glen, and I’m like, you, you know how big [01:14:00] that facility is. You know how big that track is? 27 cars out there.

I mean, you should never see a train of cars out there. And it is like that. You do 35 cars, you know, or in the higher run groups, it kinda gets boring when you don’t have someone to play with, so to say. So, you know, if you take 15 cars per mile and multiply that by 3.4, when I put 45 cars out there, I’m well under that.

My goal has always been between 12 and 15 cars per mile. Next year we’re actually gonna kind of work on that, where it’s. A lot less in our lower groups. I think people with less cars, you know, even though it might be a little bit more money kind of hurts the profit line a little bit later on. But I want them to have a good time and I want them when they get somewhere else to be like, you know what, I’m going back.

I really want them to be hooked on driving with us. I think that’s one of the major changes we’re gonna be doing next year, along with keeping a very adaptable schedule. It’s one of the things we do differently. Um, mishaps happen. You know, someone blows a motor and spins oil on the, at the end of his run group who suffers.

They had two lefts left. Next group lost 10 minutes. I [01:15:00] don’t tell people like, you know, well sorry, you know, you lost that run session ’cause someone blew oil before you. What happens if that happens three times in a row? You know, I don’t want someone leaving there getting 15 minutes of track time for the day.

Have you seen like, uh, you know, I will go up there and I, you know, I’ll work with the, uh, race control. People and really figure out, how do I maneuver this? At the end of the day, you’ve had cars break down. You have guys that are tired, you know, you lose some drivers through attrition. They’re just like, nah, I’m not going out.

The last session, you know, kind of the end of the day, we’ll try to manufacture where people fit in with each other. Like the c and d group drivers, for the most part, are on the same level and most of the, that’s where most of the coaches drive. Also, we have a lightly attended event and we’re already running those lower numbers to begin with.

It becomes a lot easier to kind of combine maybe one group to get back a half hour. Makes sense. Yeah. And then, you know, give the C group an extra 15 minutes here and give the B group the 20 minutes they lost here. So I try to adapt to that. I know you guys, uh, provide a great online tool, c scheduling and stuff.

So we’re gonna try and work forward to have something electronic displayed at all [01:16:00] our sites for, for next year. And, uh, we’re working on that. Hopefully I’ll get it done by March where people will see any schedule changes. I know people tell me, you know, I get on that microphone, you know, at all advance and I try to make announcements and, you know, like I said, our our run group leader meetings, you know, when we’re gonna make changes and we try to adapt.

As a driver, you know, if I lost track time, it’s upsetting. You know, it happens when it happens this time and this time and this time, you know, we go through events where we have four or five events where like not one thing has ever gone wrong. And then you’ll have an event where there’s like literally five breakdowns who blew a radiator hose, an oil line broke, you know, or just like, just mishaps or control arm just snapped.

You know, things that just happen, you know, it’s, it’s nature. It’s, we’re stressing cars out tremendously. You know, you have, it doesn’t have to be driver error all the time, right. You know, even though there is, I wanna make sure that I try to make it right for those people as, as best I can. Something happens, you know, near lunchtime, okay, you know what, guess what, we’re gonna start lunch now and move the whole schedule by half hour.

We try to work with the tracks to adapt that. Um, people say share the wealth, I guess. Uh, share the pain of losing a little [01:17:00] track time so you haven’t lost 30 minutes of track time. Maybe every group is lost. Four or five minutes. Yeah. It all just

Crew Chief Eric: blurs into gray at that point. Yeah, exactly.

Mike Arrigo: So, you know, we try our best to really do that, and we’re gonna really work harder at that for next year to keep that number lower so we can adapt a little bit better.

So hopefully, you know, knock on wood, you know, we won’t need it, but it’ll, it’ll be another tool in our toolbox. Right

Crew Chief Eric: now, the one looming thing out there, COVID is still a very real thing. And obviously we’re gonna. Foremost follow state locality and then track guidelines, right? Every track has different things, and even at Watkins Glen, there was posts all over the place.

You know, still social distancing and all this kind of stuff, and this and that. I mean, there’s a lot of open space at the Glen, which is nice. Like a lot of tracks like you’re not indoors at really at any point. I’m not trying to make any exceptions there, but any special COVID related rules that HOD has instituted, whether between students and coaches or amongst the, the guests, whatever it might be that you [01:18:00] wanna share with folks so that they know coming into next season what to expect?

Mike Arrigo: We’re following old guidelines given to us by every track. Being that we cover so many states, it’s a lot to follow. But behind the scenes, basically I get there the day before, you know, we do an inspection, we make sure things have actually been cleaned and sanitized, and if they’re not, we get on the phone with someone, whoever’s gotta do that.

There’s masks at our classroom. There’s masks at the gate. There’s masks at our registration table, and we tell people, listen, they’re here. Anyone wants one. You don’t feel comfortable with something, say something. We’re gonna do what we can. Like at Watkins Gun, we no longer use that little room for any kind of meetings.

As far as the group leader meetings, we went and we use the media center now, which is, if you’ve been in those two rooms, is huge. People can be really spaced out, you know, a little bit better between whether it’s the press room or the other room. The other thing that goes on, like say for our coaches and all our novice guests or anyone who’s gonna be coached at an event, we also provide professional coaching for much higher level with data acquisition.

It’s in-car and out of [01:19:00] car. That’s another thing that we do. We have a lot of pro coaches that will actually come to us, whether it’s, you know, they’re flying in from California or you know, wherever they are. You know, we had some fun with Billy Johnson, uh, last week. That’s a whole nother story. That could be a whole podcast on its own.

Yeah, so we, we, right, so we send out over an email and we said, listen. Do you want to be with someone, you know, whether they, you will not work with someone who’s vaccinated. What, what’s your preference as far as what you want? Do you want to be in a lead follow situation, which for, you know, people that don’t know what this is, it’s like we’re gonna teach you from outside the car, you know, we’re gonna do our best and depending on the cars, and we try to pair people up because technology’s here, there’s a lot of great technology out there.

We can Bluetooth car to car pretty much, right? There’s a lot of options to use technology to help us. So we can guide someone behind them, walk them through as if they were in the car. That is a great tool to use. I feel in-car coaching still has a very important place because someone who’s never done this probably has bad [01:20:00] habits.

Whether it’s they keep taking their hand off the wheel to hold the stick or whether it’s, you know, their, their hand position Being in the car as a coach and I, I said there are certain risks and I’ll, I’ll get into that too. You can see certain things, you know, you can see his body language, you can see how tightly he’s gripping, whether he’s holding in the right spot.

So a lot of habits. Break that, go on like that. So that part is a really important aspect of being in there. But we have COVID now. So how do you social distance in there? Well, we tell people if you’re gonna be in a car together, listen, you have two wide open windows with a hundred mile an hour wind coming through you and you’re wearing a face mask.

So we, we insist if you’re gonna be in a car together, obviously, you know, a father’s coaching, his son lives at home with them and stuff like that. You know, am I gonna enforce that? It’s like, no, you live together, you drove in the same car there and you’re sleeping in the same hotel room together. Let’s use some common sense in here like that.

But we send out an email, we survey and we match people over what they’re looking for. But if people are on the car together, we’re asking, and certain states, it’s mandated that you wear a mask at all times and the windows [01:21:00] have to be down. We usually don’t have a window rule. We’re okay. Our insurance company’s fine with it.

Windows have to be either all the way up or all the way down. But like I said, you know how you gonna give a point by with a closed window? So

Crew Chief Eric: yeah, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Right? Yeah. But, but

Mike Arrigo: for the coach, when it’s raining, it’s a great thing. Windows are open and you have to wear a face covering in there.

Most of the people will wear a face mask, and then we will give them an HOD bva, you know, a head sock to put over there. So you have kind of an extra layer out there. Yep. The communicators that we give out are sanitized. We have new phone pieces at every event. Basically, your students, you’re gonna get a headset of communicators that you’re gonna slide into your helmet.

I know we’re on a podcast. I’m making hand motions here. Okay. And you’re gonna put it in there. So that’s been sanitized, it’s been cleaned, bring bottles of alcohol and stuff to every event with cleaning wipes and sanitizing wipes. After that, mic’s been sanitized, A new foam mic cover goes on that, and you keep that with you.

So that’s yours. You’re using it. And then when you give it back to the coach, when you’re done with it. He’s gonna clean and sanitize it, and then we provide, you know, new, uh, foam pieces for ’em. And at the coaches’ [01:22:00] meeting when Ken goes, I have foam mic feeds if you need new ones. You know, you know, a lot of guys I’ve noticed have been going to Amazon just buying them for themselves, you know, because they just wanna make sure they always have ’em.

But, and there are people that never go out and follow the strictest guidelines and they suddenly get it outta nowhere. So we do the best we can to protect ourselves, but we treat you like an adult. You’re outside, how much time are you really spending alone in a closed quarters with someone? It’s really minimal.

Yeah. But we still insist that you have there and we ask, you know, you to choose your vaccination requests. If you do not want to be with someone who’s unvaccinated, we are not gonna pair you with someone who’s unvaccinated. You know it. It’s your choice. We’re all adults and we are never gonna try and force anyone to a situation that they’re not happy with.

Crew Chief Eric: And on the flip side of that, now’s a great opportunity to start thinking about maybe refreshing your helmet and getting one with comms already built into it. I will say I made the switch last season ’cause I was due for a new helmet and I will never buy another helmet that doesn’t have integrated comms ever again.

’cause it is a godsend, that’s for sure. But at any rate. [01:23:00] So, Mike, as we’re closing out here, any shout outs you want to give to sponsors, friends, people, while you still have the microphone at your disposal? Some you, you know, anything you wanna say to, to fans out there of HOD, uh, as a thank you or otherwise?

Mike Arrigo: I gotta thank all the coaches that are out there. I mean, they do a fantastic job of really showing the people that are out there, what we’re about the staff people that I work with. You know, I gotta say we have the most amazing group leaders and out there, you know, um, our group C leader, Steve Ferman.

You know, it’s funny, you hear me at the driver’s meeting, the jeweler of the drivers, you know, he’s, uh, have you seen like, I, you know, you guys have those HOD watches. Steve made them for everybody, you know, added. He just created that stuff. So he’s, uh, he’s great. He’s fantastic out there and, and he really, really is passionate about what he does.

He cares about those people. Like, they’re like his kids, even if they’re older than him, you know, that’s the way he looks at it. He goes, uh, Ken has been Indisposable. I mean, he’s just fantastic. He’s been the Group D leader, which kind of just fit great for him for a while [01:24:00] because it’s, uh, you know, he’s got a lot of coaches who are running in there.

He really has his hands on right on there of what we actually do and what we mean, and, and the amount of. Time and effort he puts into things. It shows, it shows completely on, on how operations run. He’s been fantastic. Ken out there and we have Dave Du Bois has come on and people know Dave has been around for a very long time doing this.

You know, chief instructor for Ferrari comes out there and they know, and then he helps us with our intermediate drivers. The hardest run group I think there is out there. And then, you know, you have Jay who’s been around and you know, sorry Jay, but you’ve, I mean, I think, uh, you’ve been around before, dirt, you know, doing this, you know, I mean, there are tracks that have opened, closed, opened and closed and no longer exist that you’ve been to that I’ll never get to see now.

And uh, and all these guys bring all these years of experience and. Their only goal is to really pass on this information so this can continue and, and be out there. And it’s, uh, so I gotta thank all those guys out there that really make this happen. I, I gotta thank the coaches that are always out there, just looking out for people and just, [01:25:00] you know, just really on top of everything to make sure we have a great event.

And then we have the people that come out there and, and make our drivers and our, our people that are out here. Fantastic. Like I mentioned, you know, Dave and Rachel from Eat Motorsport, they do an absolutely fantastic job of out there. And if, and if it’s funny too because we go to their website. You’d think they were only a, a Subaru type of guy, but they, uh, they do everything.

Um, I had a problem with some shock shocks on my rv. They actually got me NY shocks from my rv. I mean, so they’re a one-stop operation out there. Uh, a lot of guys know Greg Bristow from his, uh, Camaro days and uh, you know, even though we haven’t seen ’em in a while, but he provides all those numbers, those awesome stickers that everyone looks forward to.

You know, we have fast automotive, you know, Adrian and his Trans Am team, you know, they come out with us. They do so much track site support for everyone. It’s just, it’s great. This year, uh, we’ve had Bright come on. And if people don’t know what Bright is, they’re uh, an internet solution security company.

What she said re really hit home is like, you’re out here, you know, enjoying your time with the track. You don’t have to worry about what’s going on with your [01:26:00] website and especially with internet commerce. And, you know, so much is based on the websites out there. And that’s what they do. And they’ve come on there and they’ve had a great time.

And like I said, I mentioned Mike already from Track Car Solutions. I mean, he, there’s lots of times when guys just, they don’t want to bring their four, five, $600,000 car out to a racetrack. You know, one windshield is more expensive on their car than, uh, than renting a track car for the day. So Track Car Solutions provides a, a great chance for people to drive some really nice cars without having to take their cars out.

Or the flip side is that they can actually go to tracks around the country without, without have to ship their car. So these are guys that are making our drivers days a lot easier. And these are our local regional guys and, uh, and we try to, you know, have a part. For everywhere. Uh, next year, um, one of our drivers, Chris Coronado, I mean, he’s got a, a tremendous realty group out of Jersey and he does a tremendous amount of rental properties.

You could say almost like an Airbnb up at Watkins Glen area. You don’t wanna stay in a hotel room. And, uh, we try, like I said, you’ve seen our operation. We’re very family friendly. We ask people. [01:27:00] Bring your wives, bring your girlfriends, bring your kids out there. And there’s things to do, especially at a place like Watkins Glen.

Uh, it’s uh, it’s how I first got Mo to come out to the track. You know, I got them to come out to go camping and they would go to Corning Glass Museum and see the waterfalls and we’d go camping and stuff like that. So it’s a really awesome, like, family type of weekend out there where, you know, you get to go out and play and they can do a couple things and then, you know, our day ends at four 30, so you are plenty of time to go out and do stuff with the family and have dinner and everything else.

Chris is a, is a, is a great guy. He’s super fast out there and you know, he is got a bunch of properties out there, up at, up in Watkins Gun that he does rentals for, you know, for guys that, you know, wanna do a, a bed and breakfast near the track side. And as a track guy, it’s great to have someone like that on board.

Try to figure out what helps people and like I, and, and I say this in my meetings and stuff like that, so we’re the core of America, you know, all these small business out there, and we should always really be trying to help each other out, out there. Jeff Bezos does not need another jet. I don’t think he does.

I mean, maybe he does. You know, can you [01:28:00] get those same brake pads on Amazon? Maybe a little cheaper. Maybe, probably not, not with the service that these people are gonna provide. And you know, when you get some, say, say from Dave and Rachel Eaton out there, you know, it’s gonna be a real part and you don’t have to worry about it, whether it’s been fake or anything else like that.

Yeah, yeah. Uh, you know, so when you’re dealing with these people, they’re, they’re really topnotch guys. They’re track people. They come to the track and that’s what they’re all about. So they understand what people need, what they want, and what they expect. I love our continued relationship with them, you know, locally and then on national tires, you know, we, we have Toyo, which is, uh, another, you know, thing like.

Which is unheard of in the HPD industry. You know, all our coaches I know, you know, and you’ve, you get them right. You, you see them when they come in there. So when you coach every event you coach for us, you’re gonna get Toyo bucks sent to you, which you redeem. And then, you know, at event you’re out there, you know, you do a couple events, next thing you know, you have four or $500 towards, you know, getting a Toyo tire, you know?

Well, if you’re in a mi, that’s, that’s more than half a cent right there, you know, if you’re in a. New Camaro, that’s almost one back tire. Yeah. Right. So, [01:29:00] uh, those little perks that we try to really are hardest to provide for our coaches. ’cause those are the guys out there and, and our members that are coming out there.

You know, everyone works hard for what they have out there. And I, and I, uh, and I appreciate that they choose hooked on driving and I’m gonna do my best to give ’em the, uh, the, the best day that they can. And that’s, uh, that’s what we do out there. So, you know, thank you to all those people out there. Thanks Bell.

Thanks Lockton Affinity. Thanks. You know, open track and wine country and, uh, the corner workers. People don’t realize they’re the unsung heroes, those corner workers and ambulance workers and our track first responders. I mean, you have no idea what’s happening in that next turn. And when you’re doing 160 in the back street at Watkins Glen, that flagger is the only person that’s gonna tell you what’s up there ahead of you.

And those people, I think, don’t get the recognition they deserve. So every time I chance, I get, I thank them out there. Those, the people that are keeping us safe, they’re the guys that are giving us communication of what’s gonna happen in front of us. If any of those guys ever listen to any of this like that, listen, thank you so much for what you do.

And, uh, you know, it’s a labor of love for those guys. I know that, you know, [01:30:00] they’re out there and whether it’s raining, whether it’s hot, whether no matter what it is, keeping us safe. So I want to thank them out there too.

Crew Chief Eric: I think there’s two people we forgot and I’m gonna shout out to them. First and foremost, Jay’s better half Ginny for always being at every event, you know, putting up with all the shenanigans and the chaos that goes on.

But there’s one other person, and I know she’s in the room with you, and she deserves a massive amount of applause for keeping everything running so smoothly. And that’s a big, can you need my word? No. No. It’s a big thank you to Mona. Thank you, sweetheart. She abandoned me for this call, for this podcast. I don’t think, I don’t think this ship would stay afloat without Mona.

No. And, and, and she doesn’t ask for a lot of praise, but she deserves every ounce of it. Yeah. So, thank you, thank you, thank you. I’ll say I

Mike Arrigo: am, I’m very blessed to have Mona in my life with this, you know, she is the voice of hooked on driving when you call. She’s the one who, uh, who picks up the phone. She tells me everything I’m doing wrong.

Um, and once in a while, you know, very rare tells what I do right [01:31:00] now. You’re out there.

Mona Arrigo: Thank you, Billy. Thank you.

Mike Arrigo: Thank you. And I can’t tell you how many people have met at the track or now, like family friends, go on vacations together. It’s a really great feeling to see that, you know, we can provide that field and that environment where people are so comfortable that, you know what?

You gotta come over, bring your wife over to my house for dinner and stuff like that. You know, where, you know, I, I never really saw that before. HOD you know, I didn’t see a lot of that. And I, I think we kind of moved in that direction. There’s a lot of organizations out there and you know, I think we’ve scratched the surface on like, you know, a single digit percentage of what’s out there car-wise.

I mean, this is the golden age of performance in cars. It really is right now. So, I mean, you think about the amount of cars that are out there that can do this and the amount of cars that are doing this. You know, there’s a, there’s a lot of people out there. So there’s, uh, I think there’s something for everyone.

You know, like I said, not everyone wants to be a race car driver and you know, we treat people as that friends, driving with friends, drivers driving with drivers, you know,

Crew Chief Eric: so with that, Mike, you know, I have to say it [01:32:00] has been an honor and a privilege to grow with. And be able to work with HOD all these years, obviously, you know, we’ve had a strong relationship, you know, many of us from GTM come from HOD and vice versa, and it’s been a, a mutually beneficial family relationship as, as you call it.

So it, it’s been an honor to be able to be part of this and see this story expand and be able to, you know, stand here and. What does the next five, 10 years look like with HOD? And so we’re really excited to see what happens and what comes of all this. And so for those of you that don’t know the story, you’re hearing this for the first time and you wanna learn more about hod, now is your opportunity to jump on www.hookondriving.com and then click on Northeast and check out all the things that Mike was talking about.

Or maybe you live in a different part of the country. Check out the other events that hooked on driving has nationally that are available to you. Also check for UpToDate schedules on h HP D Junkie, another, you know, HOD partner, [01:33:00] but also remember to follow HOD on Instagram at. Hooked on driving and at hooked on driving NE for Northeast or join the HOD Northeast Facebook group.

So if you’re into that and you wanna chat with some people, reconnect with folks that you met at the track, that’s a great opportunity to do that. So Mike and Mona, who I know is in the background, I can’t thank you both enough for all the many years of us working together, but also for coming on break fix.

Getting this opportunity to get your story out there and tell people and get them closer to HOD and hopefully we’ll see them out there next season.

Mike Arrigo: No, listen, thank you for having us on here and thanks for all, you know, over the years you guys have definitely have put a tremendous amount of support in us.

And you know, me, me and Mona, we, we appreciate that. We, we love that. You know, you’d have your yearly bash at the events. You know, we’ve had a, a couple anniversaries out there, which are always fun. Shenandoah is back on the schedule for this year.

Crew Chief Eric: Alright.

Mike Arrigo: Yes. So, uh, I did not put it up. It’ll be putting up tonight.

Silly fact, I, [01:34:00] uh, we wrote the dates down, scribbled ’em down when I was with the track on the bill and we couldn’t find them. And we will be the, um, third weekend of June at Shenandoah. So that’s a

Crew Chief Eric: great weekend. So looking forward to that.

Mike Arrigo: Let us know if we are, uh, plan around

Crew Chief Eric: that. Yeah, that’ll work.

Mike Arrigo: And then we, uh, we have the summit main back later on, but I think June is more fun, especially with the skid pad like that.

So, we’ll, uh, I’ll bring extra

Crew Chief Eric: axles. How about that? Is that a deal? And we,

Mike Arrigo: we definitely plan on bringing back our Saturday night barbecues if COVID allows it. That’s one of the things we’ve missed the most, that family type of everyone getting together and just, you know, everything just has such a good time.

I mi that’s what I think I miss the most about this past season. Mm-hmm. With COVID taking over. Barbecues are legendary.

Crew Chief Eric: Absolutely.

Mike Arrigo: Absolutely. Yeah. Just get a couple of us, mix a little Pat Sullivan in there and woo,

Crew Chief Eric: it’s all a good time.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00:00 Meet Mike Arrigo from Hooked On Driving
  • 00:01:12 Mike’s Journey with Hooked On Driving
  • 00:03:35 Growth and Evolution of HOD
  • 00:06:23 HOD’s Unique Approach to Customer Service
  • 00:07:19 HOD’s Regional Structure and Expansion
  • 00:14:10 Safety and Education at HOD Events
  • 00:27:02 Progression and Coaching at HOD
  • 00:33:47 The Importance of Group Exercises
  • 00:34:30 Consistency Over Speed; The Role of Point By in Passing
  • 00:37:44 Introduction to the D-Group; Rules and Etiquette
  • 00:40:00 Group Leader Meetings and Their Importance
  • 00:42:55 HOD Coaching Program and Certifications
  • 00:50:53 Balancing Track Time and Quality
  • 00:59:23 Track Insurance and Its Benefits
  • 01:04:56 HOD’s Electronic Waiver and Tech System
  • 01:10:40 Event Management and Private Services
  • 01:17:24 Adapting to COVID-19 Guidelines
  • 01:22:59 Shoutouts and Acknowledgements
  • 01:31:48 Closing Remarks and Future Plans

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One of HOD Northeast’s standout moments came during the launch of the C7 Stingray. Chevrolet partnered with HOD to offer demo rides at national meets, including one unforgettable weekend at New Jersey Motorsports Park. A Porsche 911 owner took a Stingray for a spin, loved it, and showed up the next day with a brand-new Z51 Corvette. “That kind of experience works,” Mike says. “It’s real. It’s visceral.”

The Classroom, Reimagined

Education is central to HOD’s mission, but it’s not one-size-fits-all. Jay Tepper’s classroom sessions cover the physics of driving, communication between coach and guest, and the fundamentals of track safety. But for 2022 and beyond, Mike’s team is evolving the format. Repeat guests will get dynamic, corner-by-corner instruction from trackside leaders, while new drivers still benefit from structured classroom time and orientation laps.

HOD Northeast doesn’t just run events – it curates them. From pairing coaches based on personality and car type to tailoring run group lengths to each track’s layout, Mike’s team ensures every detail enhances the guest experience. “We’re not rigid,” he explains. “We adapt to the track, the people, the cars.”

Cheers! to the hardest working couple in HPDE!

And while there’s no official “home track,” Watkins Glen holds a special place in Mike’s heart. “It’s just a fantastic facility,” he says. “If I lived closer to VIR, maybe I’d say that. But really, any track can be your home when you’re part of the HOD family.”

With expanded track days, new classroom formats, and a growing national footprint, Hooked on Driving continues to evolve. But at its core, it remains a labor of love. “Nobody gets into this thinking they’ll be the next Warren Buffett,” Mike laughs. “We’re all car guys. We’re all enthusiasts. And we’re all here to drive – with friends.”


Special thanks to Mike & Mona Arrigo for always being there and supporting GTM over the years. They are Break/Fix super fans too!


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This month’s episode of ‘The Drive Thru,’ GTM’s automotive news recap, features a variety of topics. It opens with a message of appreciation for sponsors and a special announcement about the end of Season 2, wrapping up with 56 episodes. The hosts dive into discussions on the continuing availability of manual transmission cars in 2022, surprising models that still offer it, and how brands like BMW and Ford are catering to car enthusiasts. There’s also a lively debate on boring vehicle designs and various manufacturer news, including the phasing out of the Chevy Spark and Volkswagen Passat, the revealing of the latest Mustang GT3 for upcoming IMSA races, and Ford’s Maverick pickup. The episode also covers electric vehicles, with a focus on the Hyundai Ioniq 5 and a notable Defender EV conversion. The segment shares insights into Formula One and Rolex 24 updates, the continued debate on balance of power in motorsports, and GTM’s memorable events and collaborations in Season 2. This episode ends season two on a high, setting the stage for the upcoming Season 3.

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That crazy Math Lesson (re: Hyundai Ioniq5)

If you were following along with this months episode, here’s the logic (“maths”) we used to come to our MPG vs eMPG/Range conclusion. If you think it’s off, or have a better way of approaching it… then please comment below. #notoffended #notascientist #notamathematician.

One gallon of gasoline has 100% of the energy of 33.70 kWh. Ioniq-5 comes equipped with a 77.4 kWh battery which equates to roughly 2.3 gallons of “fuel”. It also boasts a 303 mile range… 303/2.3 = ~132 “mpg”.  The single-motor Ioniq-5 manages 225 horsepower and 258 pound-feet, and weighs 3979 lbs; It’s PWR ration is 92.96 W/kg. Comparables: V6 Jeep Grand Cherokee (WK2) 107; Audi 2.0T Q5 Quattro is 112. The average residential electricity rate in the U.S. is 14.19 cents per kilowatt-hour (kWh) — 77.4 * 0.1419 = $11 to fill up (from empty). 


Automotive, EV & Car-Adjacent News

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Formula One

Japanese & JDM

Lost & Found

Lower Saxony

Lowered Expectations

Motorsports

News

Rich People Thangs!

Tesla

VAG & Porsche

TRANSCRIPT

Executive Producer Tania: [00:00:00] The Drive Thru is GTM’s monthly news episode and is sponsored in part by organizations like HPTEjunkie. com, Hooked on Driving, AmericanMuscle. com, CollectorCarGuide. net, Project Motoring, Garage Style Magazine, and many others. If you are interested in becoming a sponsor of the Drive Thru, look no further than www.

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Crew Chief Brad: Welcome to drive through episode number 19. This is our monthly recap where we put together a menu of automotive, motorsport, and random car adjacent news.

Now let’s pull up to window number one for some automotive news.

Crew Chief Eric: Before we head into automotive news, I want to make a special announcement. Guess what folks? This is the last episode Of season two, not the last episode of the show, but the last episode of season two, [00:01:00] 56 episodes into this season, we are wrapping it up with drive through episode number 19.

And as always, we aimed please. So it’s going to be a fun one. And we’ll talk more about what season two look like in case you’re tuning in maybe for the first time and don’t know, or maybe miss some episodes along the way. I think we got to start off this month, following up. With last month. And so, you know, we talked a lot about cars that were becoming zombie cars and disappearing and in a number of station wagons that aren’t being produced this year and next year and things like that.

And we missed something really, really important vehicles that are still available in 2022 with manual transmissions.

Crew Chief Brad: My one question is, can you still get a 2016 Dodge Dart with a manual transmission with a warranty that your local Dodge dealer I’m surprised by the M3 and the M4 because the previous generation, a lot of the reviews that came out about them said that the car was better.

[00:02:00] With the dual clutch, I guess the, the auto transmission setup compared to the manual. It said it was just a better driving experience. So I’m actually surprised that they are still catering to the enthusiast by putting the manual in these two cars.

Executive Producer Tania: So clearly. Brad hasn’t scrolled through the entire list if he’s being shocked off the bat, shocked off the bat with that one, because I didn’t know the Chevy spark came as a manual.

Crew Chief Brad: Wait, isn’t the Chevy sparky an electric only car? Is it a hybrid either way? That’s weird.

Crew Chief Eric: No, it’s an econo box, right? It’s the, it’s the generation of the geo metro. You know that, that heritage, that, that

Executive Producer Tania: there, the vault. The vault is the, is the little electric one.

Crew Chief Eric: So you brought up the spark, the Camaro’s on this list, the Challenger is on this list.

But aren’t all these cars headed to the graveyard? Didn’t they stop production of the Camaro? So what, these are the ones that are, to your point about the Dodge Dart, the ones that are left over on the lot. In the article, there’s an entire list of all these cars. There’s actually 34 [00:03:00] vehicles in 2022. I think that’s pretty impressive.

That still come with a manual transmission from the factory. I agree with you on the BMW, but there were rumors, not really rumors so much as complaints a couple of years ago by BMW owners saying, why did you get rid of the manual? You know, then you heard the other side of the coin BMW say, we’re going to be the last ones with the manual.

We’re going to be the last ones, you know, with a petrol engine and all this kind of stuff. So. I don’t know what’s truth and what’s not. I’m glad to see BMW sticking to offering a manual transmission. I will say it’s better for the track, especially with the gyros and safety software. I’ve coached some of these M4s and stuff and tracks like Shenandoah.

You know, you get up on an embankment and the car freaks out. It thinks it’s flipping over shuts down at least, you know, with a manual, you can pop it in neutral, keep going. And it’s not just dead in the middle of the track. Like I experienced with one of my students, I’d say things that did surprise me on this list were the two Cadillacs.

Executive Producer Tania: See, y’all are boring with your things surprising you. [00:04:00] I’m surprised to see that there are Mitsubishis! Are still being made here? Or, not made here, but being sold here?

Crew Chief Brad: What’s a Mitsubishi? I don’t know what that is.

Executive Producer Tania: Exactly! Y’all are getting hung up on Cadillac and Meredith Sennett. There is a Mitsub two Mitsubishis!

And you can get a manual folks.

Crew Chief Brad: What really surprises me is the Ford Bronco. I didn’t realize I didn’t know a manual like you, I knew the Jeeps. I mean, I had a couple of manual Jeeps, but I had no idea you could get the Bronco with the EcoBoost motor and the manual transmission.

Crew Chief Eric: That is pretty surprising.

I didn’t, I didn’t think that was the thing. Now, all the rest of these, the Hondas, the Hyundais, the GTIs and the Subarus, there’s no surprise there. There’s always going to be some car with a manual transmission, same with the Porsches, right? The 911 seems to always, you know, despite the PDK being better, there’s always going to be a manual option for the enthusiasts, the car I’m most excited about on this list, because I want to go test drive one as soon as they come out is the Z.

The [00:05:00] spark. No, the Z 400, right? The Nissan. I think that’s really cool. And at the dollar value that the Z is coming in at, that’s going to be a driver’s car. That’s going to be an enthusiast car. And I’m really excited about that. I think the only other one that got my attention that was a little out of left field, and still in the realm of the Bronco and the Jeeps, was that you can get a Tacoma in 2022 with a manual transmission.

Crew Chief Brad: Always, I think like the Wrangler, you’ll always be able to get a manual Tacoma. As long as they make the Tacoma, I will say that there, there is a car that’s not on this list that is sad panda. It’s the, uh, the Corvette. It’s a shame that they don’t offer the Corvette or the manual transmission. We knew that the C8 we knew, but I mean, I wonder what cars were on this list before like the previous year, the year before that, that are no longer on the list and which, which ones of those are disappointing.

You’re right. And you know, we,

Crew Chief Eric: we would need to do that comparison or maybe some of our listeners already know that information, but you know what? You’re right about the Corvette. I didn’t even [00:06:00] dawn on me. I kept thinking maybe there was a manual C8 out there, but I guess there isn’t. So again, some of this is.

No surprise, like the Miatas and the Mini Coopers and stuff. And there are a few shockers on here to include the Mitsubishi that Tanya pointed out. Something else that we missed during the whole shuffle of last month in the Winter Recap, Road Track announced the 2022 Performance Car of the Year.

Executive Producer Tania: At what point do they say what it is?

There’s like 15 cars listed.

Crew Chief Eric: Let me break it down for you. This is classic TLDR too long. Didn’t read. Even I got bored about a third of the way through this article and I was like, just get to the point. I found

Executive Producer Tania: it.

Crew Chief Eric: I’ll get to the point. The winner was the 9 11. Woo ha, whatever. But if you look at this list of cars, it is such a just menagerie, just [00:07:00] potpourri of different vehicles.

It didn’t make sense. How can you declare a winner? When on one end of the spectrum, you have the Volkswagen GTI and on the other side, you have the latest Lamborghini. And then all these cars in between like the Merc and the Cadillac and the Bentley, like whatever.

Executive Producer Tania: Because this was no ordinary Porsche. As it says, it’s God’s own Porsche.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh my God. Yeah, whatever. Much like the Consumer Reports stuff that comes out every year, when you enter the same car twice, aka the Burrs and the Furs, right? The 86, Subaru, and the Toyota as two separate entries in a contest like this, I’m like, yeah, you don’t know what the hell you’re doing. The same car, end of story.

I

Crew Chief Brad: think they put this list together. These were the only cars where manufacturers had microchips for them. So they were, these are the only cars they were able to deliver at the time. And I love how the Subaru BRZ weighs more than the Toyota GR 86. And it weighs more and [00:08:00] costs less. So it’s a better value.

Crew Chief Eric: You get more for less money.

Oh, what a mess. So which one’s

Crew Chief Brad: the winner? Which one’s the winner? She said the nine 11.

Crew Chief Eric: It was the Porsche. Yeah. And if you look at it from the hyper cars on one side or the super luxury cars, like the Bentley, you know, continental GT and all that stuff. And then the econo boxes basically on the other side, the Porsche sits in the middle, almost by itself.

It’s going to win. In almost every category between speed handling styling, all that kind of stuff. And it’s like, was this really a fair fight? And the other thing I thought that wasn’t fair about this article is we’ve got 2 entries that are the same car and we’re talking about performance vehicles.

Let’s let’s call it what it is sports cars. There’s not a single mention of a Miata on this list

Crew Chief Brad: or the C8 Corvette.

Crew Chief Eric: Exactly. And I’m like, what? So

Crew Chief Brad: you replace one of the Burrs Furs with a Miata. [00:09:00] You replace the GTI with a Corvette because it’s the only hatchback hot hatch in this. It’s a hot hatch. It’s not a sports car.

If they’re trying to do sports cars. The GTI, I love the GTI. I have one. You have one. That will everybody we know has one. It’s not a sports car though.

Crew Chief Eric: No, it’s a compact hatchback. It’s cool. They’re fun, but it’s not, it doesn’t fight in this fight. Right. Everything else on here is rear wheel drive. It’s the only front wheel drive car.

I’m like, I don’t know, whatever.

Crew Chief Brad: Oh, I would think the Bentley is all wheel drive. True. And the Lambo too.

Crew Chief Eric: Rear wheel bias, right? So yeah,

Crew Chief Brad: I agree with you though. The GTI doesn’t fit for me. And the double burrs. Separated should be combined and then add the C8.

Crew Chief Eric: In other news, we got to now talk about our showcase this month.

And for the first time ever in the drive through, we have Ferrari as our showcase brand. So Tanya, let’s talk about what’s going on over our favorite manufacturer from Maranello.

Executive Producer Tania: Apparently our friends at Ferrari, uh, you know, trying to [00:10:00] keep up with the Joneses, even though they shouldn’t. And I think they had alluded to this a while ago, but unfortunately.

What could have just been a rumor and a concept is apparently coming to fruition. Say it

Crew Chief Eric: ain’t so, say it ain’t so,

Executive Producer Tania: but the Ferrari, SUV on its way.

Yes, I did say the word SUV. And Ferrari in the same sentence. I have blasphemed.

Crew Chief Brad: Didn’t Ferrari’s CEO over the last, like, decade say that they will never make an SUV? Never

Executive Producer Tania: say never.

Crew Chief Eric: This is the automotive equivalent. of when the roof on Notre Dame fell in. Like, we’re, this is sacrilege. Ferrari’s building an SUV.

You’re lying to me.

Executive Producer Tania: I will say, based on the picture, its stance makes it look less SUV and more [00:11:00] slightly smaller compact crossover.

Crew Chief Eric: No, that’s

Executive Producer Tania: even worse! That’s

Crew Chief Eric: even what that means.

Executive Producer Tania: It’s

Crew Chief Eric: a Fiat Multipla with a freaking Ferrari badge on it. At least if it was the Maserati rebranded or an Estelvio or something, I could get over it.

But no. Compact crossover, Frank, get out of here.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, it’s very much camouflaged to the point of they didn’t put Vinyl camouflage on it. They literally have like car cover on it is all you can really see is the windshield. So the true body lines are hard to discern. However, it doesn’t look like, you know, a Ford Explorer or something.

Crew Chief Eric: Terrible. What are they calling this turd?

Executive Producer Tania: The pure blood as it’s translated. The Puro Sangue.

Crew Chief Eric: Yes. Yes. The pure blood. Can you believe that? Can really, really. Real. That is,

Crew Chief Brad: that’s a terrible name for a Ferrari

Crew Chief Eric: idea. This is Amos. [00:12:00] This is, this is

Crew Chief Brad: a bunch

Crew Chief Eric: of the eye.

Crew Chief Brad: This is like that company that we thought died.

That’s still around Mitsubishi naming their SUV. The eclipse.

Executive Producer Tania: Anyone want to wager how much it’s going to cost?

Crew Chief Brad: 100, 000. How much does a Lamborghini cost? And then add like a 50, 000 to it.

Executive Producer Tania: So apparently this thing is going to be north of, well, it could start as high as 350, 000.

Crew Chief Eric: What? Come on.

Crew Chief Brad: So I can expect to see these in my kids schools parking lot.

Executive Producer Tania: They make a lot of bespoke Ferraris, if there’s truly this demand, which I’m curious to know, is there demand for like, are people clamoring to have an SUV? If not, they should have just made some bespoke ones. Like I could have lived with like, Oh, there’s only three in the world, but not something worth.

Crew Chief Eric: Ferrari owners are tired of driving their Porsche McCanns. That’s that’s what it is. And bed Yagas and [00:13:00] whatever. All right. So they’ve lost their minds and it seems like there are a list of other things that they’re trying.

Executive Producer Tania: Ferrari is also busy reinventing the wheel, if you will, not the literal wheel, but the windshield wiper.

So Tesla, look out, you got some competition to your laser beams.

Crew Chief Brad: Are they partnering with Tesla?

Executive Producer Tania: No, their idea is using compressed air across the windshield, which I like better than the laser beam because at least I’m not going to have like my retinas burned. Yes. The laser is not going to be that strong.

They actually still plan to have a wiper blade. So it’s this weird, like. Compressed air plus wiper blakes. They want a smaller blade. That’s lower profile. That’s not affecting their aerodynamics, which most of the days, the windshield wipers tucked down underneath, you know, the top of the hood kind of tucked in under the cowl anyway.

So what, [00:14:00] how is it really impacting your dynamics? I mean, if you’re using them and you’re going that fast, it doesn’t matter. Anyway, you’re losing speed.

Crew Chief Eric: The last time, if your car is slippery enough, just like we talked about the Cybertruck. You don’t need the windshield wipers put a little rain X on there and the uncompressed air as you’re driving will dissipate the water off of your windshield.

Here’s the problem with this. This is literally cutting your nose off despite your face. We’re going to develop this highly intricate compressed air miniature wiper blade system. to save on something totally idiotic and add 150 pounds of gizmos that’ll break when I can go to Walmart and buy a regular wiper blade for 11 bucks.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean this like anything else is just Then having an idea and what do you do when you have an idea you patent it so somebody else can’t take it doesn’t mean they’re actually ever going to use it in this application but it [00:15:00] precludes anybody else from doing it so I mean yes this is they’re doing exactly what they should do now in 10 years if they actually do this we can criticize them more.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean like I said before the patent trade office is full of bad ideas what I’m wondering though is You guys know what it sounds like when your wiper blades are like worn out. So what does it sound like when you’re driving in the rain and your micro wiper blade is worn out and you’ve run out of compressed air?

Is it like,

Executive Producer Tania: it’s nothing. Cause you creamed off the road. Cause you couldn’t see

Crew Chief Brad: what we’re not discussing is how 99. 999 percent of Ferrari drivers, their cars never see rain street. Or the rain or anything and never see the outside of a garage. So who is this wiper for?

Executive Producer Tania: This is not the only thing they’re patenting.

Crew Chief Brad: Oh,

Executive Producer Tania: really? So they’re on a patent from me, a frenzy, a role, [00:16:00] whatever

Crew Chief Brad: forefront of innovation.

Executive Producer Tania: And they will not be left behind just like they will not be left behind with this whole SUV thing. That’s decades old, even though they’re last, they’re not going to be last on EVs. They are patenting. a battery layout for mid ship mounted batteries.

Whenever they do unveil whatever EV they’re working on, they want to retain the weight balance of their Ferraris today that are all mid engine, etc, etc. So they, some, I don’t know enough about The battery placement and how it warrants the patents, but they’re patenting the location, uh, or I guess the setup, the assembly of these batteries to be quote mid engine in their, in their cars.

Crew Chief Eric: This is something I can get behind. This is something that makes sense outside of these other, just things that are complete lunacy, because if they can make the battery pack. Dimensionally fit in that space and way about the same as the [00:17:00] petrol motor that they’re pulling out with some sort of transaxle direct power to the rear wheels and all that.

I think it makes sense because they’re going to have a performance. EV something that can actually handle unlike a lot of these, you know, I get it. They do it low center of gravity and they try to disperse the weight across the car. But if they can make a one for one, what is Ferrari care about range?

Because to Brad’s point, these people are either maybe they’re using them at the track. Driving to somewhere or they sit in the garage a lot of the time. So why not make something as close to the OE as possible?

Executive Producer Tania: And lastly, in case you were now getting that little itch for all things, Ferrari, it was announced very recently director Michael Mann, if anyone’s familiar with.

His work. I’m not. He and I think the person who wrote script on the Italian job are collaborating for this director’s passion project, which is a movie about Ferrari, the [00:18:00] man. So this movie apparently is going to take place back in the fifties and be focused on Mr. Enzo himself.

Crew Chief Eric: I like this idea. I looked at the cast photo and I thought this was an article for that new House of Gucci movie, because isn’t it like the same people?

Is this a sequel to that movie? Like, what is this? It’s

Executive Producer Tania: not the same people. It is the same main male character. So Adam Driver is again, Playing an Italian gentleman. He was playing Mr. Gucci and house of Gucci. Now he’s going to play Enzo in this movie, but instead of Lady Gaga, we have Penelope Cruz playing, I guess his wife or

Crew Chief Brad: whatever.

The name I haven’t heard in about 20 years.

Executive Producer Tania: Yeah. She hasn’t really done much, has she?

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. She, what was the last movie she was in? I can’t, I can’t remember vanilla sky.

Crew Chief Eric: No, no. That pirates of the Caribbean movie. Oh, good

Crew Chief Brad: one. Caribbean, the Caribbean, Caribbeanos. [00:19:00]

Executive Producer Tania: Well, before this turns into a, you know, Steve and Izzy show, shout out, we’ll have to catch this one with them in the future.

Whenever this eventually comes out. Not much to report on this, but it is a movie that’s coming. They got to get it all lined up. So it’s not in production yet.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s like rush or Ford versus Ferrari, something like that. It could be fun. You know, it’s one of those sort of mockumentary almost types of films.

So there’s no bad guy here. I mean, who are they going to, who’s, who’s going to play the villain, right? I mean, whatever, we’ll see. It could be, it could be fun. It could be entertaining. I guess we got to move on and we got to talk about Porsche, Audi and VW news. So what’s hot right now? Or maybe what’s not right now?

Executive Producer Tania: Well, a little bit of sad news to start off, I guess, depends on your point of view. Some people probably care less. Some people might be happy. And then there’ll be some that are sad to see the, I don’t know that it’s iconic, but it’s been around for quite a long time. The Volkswagen Passat is finally taking its [00:20:00] last cruise as a Finally discontinued that model and the last vehicles have rolled off the assembly line down in Chattanooga, and they’ve been fitted as Chattanooga anniversary edition.

So there’s, I know we talked about this some time ago that they said they were going to do this. So there’s a bunch of Tennessee touches and inside and things like that for the last model, but essentially the facade. Even though it was not the Passat when it first came over has been in the US at least since the early 70s, when it was known as the Dasher.

Crew Chief Eric: And then it became the Quantum.

Executive Producer Tania: And then it became the Passat. So it’s had a long history here. It’s taken a couple body shapes to get to the most recent rendition, which has always kind of been the larger sedan It was always class larger than the Jetta in terms of size, but, and now the Jetta, I guess, is the new Passat because they’re the same size, but we digress.

Crew Chief Eric: There’s an interesting video in this [00:21:00] article where they, they found like the original clip from like 79 or something like that of when the Passat came to the United States, because it came here later than when it was introduced in Europe, obviously. And if you watch it, it’s like this. Yuppie guy in California, this man, and you’re the guy that he breaks the fourth wall.

And the narrator asked him, well, why are you buying a Dasher? And he’s like, well, it’s better than buying a Buick. And I immediately, I thought to myself how that was foreshadowing at that time, because Passat just basically became a big old marshmallow Buick in its last runs. I mean, it’s, it’s the rental car of rental cars.

It’s the German Camry. I mean, it’s just like, Blah. And what I think they failed to do with the Passat, they should have gone in the direction of Cadillac with like the V cars. Like they never had a sport version of the Passat that was worth anything. They had a few trim packages and the W8 and every once in a while they’d throw us a bone, but in [00:22:00] general, as Tanya would say, it was vanilla.

It drove like vanilla. The Passat was just boring. It was always boring. And even as a VW, diehard VW guy, I’m not sad to see it go. And then unfortunately to make matters worse, the best and last Passat, in my opinion, was the B5. 5. But even that was an Audi and not really a Passat. So it’s like, eh, whatever.

Executive Producer Tania: Those are the ones that came four motion, the first four motions.

Crew Chief Brad: Correct. That was also the one that came with the W8 motor.

Executive Producer Tania: Those were nice.

Crew Chief Eric: They were a good size. They were good looking. They were the equivalent of the eighties Volvo. I mean, they were that, you know, kind of exciting. But when you, they were,

Crew Chief Brad: they were Volkswagen’s version of the E 39 BMW.

Exactly. Exactly. It was just like a nice, handsome midsize sedan sports sedan.

Crew Chief Eric: Like I said, there’s sort of other cool possessed, like the one with no grill. As long as it had the VR six. Right. ’cause it was one of the early VR six cars. That was cool. [00:23:00] But like some of the other stuff, you’re just like, eh, whatev, whatever.

Like nobody cares. And that’s why it’s not sticking around. I hate to say it because nobody cares.

Crew Chief Brad: They, they kind of replaced it with the Aron or the a, whatever the hell that car’s called. The The Aton. The Aton.

Crew Chief Eric: No,

Executive Producer Tania: I was behind one of those. I was behind one of those. I was like, oh, look at you.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. The Arton, is that what it’s called?

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, the, the, the, the Una. Yeah. .

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, that one. I mean, so is it, is the Passat really dead? Who, who knows? But even then it got weird with the Fon and all this other stuff and it’s like, is it an A eight? Is it 86? Like, I don’t know. It’s like who cares?

Crew Chief Brad: I think the Fayton was more Bentley than anything else.

The Fayton was actually a really cool for features and everything. I think it was far past an a eight of its time. Because whoever commissioned that car to be built, I can’t remember the names of anybody that worked at VW at that time, but they wanted that car to be the best car on the road that [00:24:00] all

Crew Chief Eric: that was Ferdinand PX, like mission is to make the smooth, you know, to beat Lexus, to have the smoothest, most luxurious, all steel construction vehicle, the fate and Wade, like a semi truck and it’s basically an aid underneath.

And the sheet metal on the outside, it was like a bloated B5 Passat. It still had the same styling cues. So that was what was hard to swallow of that car was like, I’m going to be

Crew Chief Brad: bland looking.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. You’re going to pay 90 grand for a fat Passat. I’m like, yeah, whatever. Get out of here. You

Crew Chief Brad: waited a year.

You could pay 10 grand.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. And then all the maintenance on the W12 would have cost you 80 grand. Yeah. Nine,

Crew Chief Brad: nine, nine. Yeah. 80, 90 ran on maintenance. For the

Crew Chief Eric: other things that confuse me and disappoint me just like the Passat is this next article, yet another Pikes Peak Porsche e tron records like I tried to read this article I read it three times and I’m confused.

Hopefully our audience will get it because I sure don’t

Crew Chief Brad: do the Porsche won the record for the largest elevation change in [00:25:00] one. Is that what I’m understanding? Is that

Crew Chief Eric: a record we were looking to beat?

Crew Chief Brad: It’s like a baseball record. You know, the greatest, most hits wearing two left shoes or most of the strikeouts wearing tennis shoes with red laces.

I don’t know. It’s, it’s all bullshit.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, I didn’t understand that one picture of them. It looks like they’re in a, like a coal mine or something. Yeah, that’s, I think

Executive Producer Tania: that’s, I think that’s the point in order to hit that altitude record that actually started down in this mine and they drove out of the mine.

Okay. So it had to do a little bit of very light off roading if you will.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s a record Porsche now owns. It’s also a record that Porsche is the only one who’s attempted,

Crew Chief Eric: right?

Crew Chief Brad: The Guinness book

of world records is full of that shit. But speaking of records being broken,

Executive Producer Tania: apparently Lamborghini, somebody aftermarket tuning people, they took a twin turbo Lamborghini Huracan to the drag strip and they took it to [00:26:00] Bradenton Motorsports Park in Florida to do a quarter mile run.

And they, as it says, cross the finish line clocked at 7. 54 seconds with 186. 41 miles an hour top speed understood to be quote, A new best. And that that time is enough to humiliate the fastest stock production cars out there, including the current king, which is the Rimac Nivera.

Crew Chief Brad: This is not a production car.

First of all, it’s on Mickey Thompson slicks.

Executive Producer Tania: Thank you.

Crew Chief Brad: Yes. If you put a RIMAC on Mickey Thompson slicks and you slap however much money was spent on this kit into one of those cars, I’m sure you would beat it. I don’t

Executive Producer Tania: even think you’d have to do that because the RIMAC on summer Michelin pilot sport tires did an 8.

58. In the quarter mile. So put drags on that and let’s see what it does.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. All right. Put drag slicks. And yeah, none of this is

Crew Chief Eric: important because an [00:27:00] eight second car is slow as dirt. I don’t give a crap if it’s a twin turbo Lamborghini or the rim back seven and a half to eight and a half seconds. Just like, you know, Toretto, you owe me a 10 second car.

That’s slow. I mean, there’s Teslas that are faster than this. There’s other cars that are faster than this

Executive Producer Tania: caveat with this was it’s street legal car.

Crew Chief Eric: There’s plenty. No, that’s BS. And there’s plenty of pro stock cars out there and plenty of American muscle, big block cars that will blow the doors off of both of these that are street legal, quote unquote.

So this is, this is a bunch of hype and that that twin turbo kit. Okay. That’s what the same twin TUR kit that’s available for the R eight ’cause it’s basically the same motor and all that stuff. Who cares? This is old news. Speaking of old news, we ask a lot of times on the pit stop. If you were the last person in the boardroom to cast a vote and the vote is between the 9 59 and the F 40, which would you choose?

So far, all of our guests have answered. [00:28:00] F 40, but have given a justification for why the 9 59 is quote unquote, technologically superior. And so I found it interesting that our friends over at the Porsche Club of America, who by the way, have kicked off their own podcast recently, they put together an article talking about nine interesting facts that you might not know about the 9 59.

And what’s really important about this article and the research that went into it is that when you stand back. and look at what is being shown, you have to put it into the context of the time period. So you look at, Oh, twin turbo, big deal, four wheel drive, whatever, manual transmission and all these different kinds of things, you know, off road capability.

You’re like, whatever, there’s tons of cars that have that now. But when you bring this back to late 1980s technology, built on top of 70s 911 chassis. This was a supercar. This was Porsche’s first real production supercar. [00:29:00] These things are record setting. These are real records being broken by Porsche.

These are pushing the boundaries of what could be done at that time in the automotive and really in the motor sports world as well. And so, When you compare the 959 to the F40, the 959 is hands down technologically superior. The F40 was primitive. It was still based on, you know, like the 288 GTOs and things like that.

It had some Formula One technology in it, but not in the same way that the 959 did. So I think this is a really solid read. And my good friend, Manny Alban, who I’ve known for many, many years, put this together. And I gotta give him a shout out. So when you have the chance, be sure to check out Porsche Club of America’s new podcast.

It’s called the PCA Insider. And Manny is also one of the hosts on that show. And I wish them all the best of luck as they’re building out their platform. So I think that wraps up our Porsche, Audi, and VW news for the month. Let’s transition now to the rest of Lower Saxony and talk about what’s going on over at Mercedes and [00:30:00] BMW.

Executive Producer Tania: Somebody woke up, woke up and realized those ugly kidney, not kidney grill things, beaver teeth, not a good look.

No,

Executive Producer Tania: bucktooth beaver BMW might be sun setting lies. Newer models have smaller sized proportionate grills.

Crew Chief Brad: Those two giant grills, at least on the car, we’re only on the M three and the M four. I don’t think I saw them on any of the other regular.

The Xs and the sevens. Not really. I don’t remember seeing those giant. But the trucks

Crew Chief Eric: have those huge grills. Remember they compared them, the grills on the front of an X five are bigger than the whole front end of an E30. Like they’re just ginormous. Maybe this goes in line with them returning the manual transmission to the M3 and the M4.

Maybe they’re starting to listen to their customer base. You know, the enthusiast saying, Hey. BMW, what the hell are you doing? They thought the bangle period was bad. This stuff is just insane. And I know we’ve had guests on that sing the [00:31:00] praises of the new BMWs, early adopters, all that kind of thing. And I have to agree with some other folks that have been on the show.

People buy with their eyes. And if it’s ugly, it’s ugly. They ain’t gonna buy it.

Executive Producer Tania: People buy with it. Well, I don’t have to see it when I’m sitting on the inside.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s very true too, but I would be embarrassed all kidding aside. I mean, I’m glad that they’re changing back to something that is more iconic BMW.

I don’t want to call it pleasant to the eyes or more appealing. I want to label it as iconic BMW. I looked at that car and went, it looks like a BMW. Like every good concept prototype. Spy photo, what is there and what is reality? They might slap those huge grills back on it again. So, you

Executive Producer Tania: know, I’ve seen some other, they’re going to do it with the eight.

They’re going to do it with the four. They’re going to do with a bunch of other models. They’re already showing the new models coming out and they have the smaller girls, not these big monstrosity things.

Crew Chief Brad: That’s going to make those giant grilled [00:32:00] cars, collector’s cars. It’s a very limited run.

Executive Producer Tania: Maybe that was their plan this whole time.

Crew Chief Brad: Mm-Hmm. . Mm-Hmm. .

Executive Producer Tania: If you’re in the, uh, market for a touring wagon, BMW will Sure to delight you with the upcoming 20 23 3 series wagon. Just as long as you don’t live in the United States and you live in Europe, ,

Crew Chief Brad: they’re even making an M three version as well.

Crew Chief Eric: I’m okay with all of this. You had me at Wagon and I will say previous.

Generation three series and even five series station wagons are good looking wagons. They lend themselves well to the BMW physique, to the design. I like them. I’ve never not liked them. I haven’t seen an ugly wagon yet. And thankfully, I think the wagons missed the whole weird front end phase. So I’m okay with this.

Now I will say this. It looks a little big. The belt line looks a little high, kind of reminds me of the Volvos where they’re just sort of. stretched [00:33:00] up, you know, maybe with a set of nice wheels, like an M2 has or M3 or some sort of M sport package or whatever. I’m excited for this. And I don’t say that very often about BMW, but I am excited about this.

We can now finally say that there is no Stellantis news this month. So we’re going to take a moment of quick silence in honor. There being no Stellantis news. Well,

Executive Producer Tania: none that we’re

Crew Chief Brad: apparently aware of. I mean, we already talked about Stellantis news. The challenger comes with a manual again.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, okay. All right.

All right. So yes. All right. The record is still in place. There is always Mopar news. To talk about, but we do have to switch to our other domestic news sponsored in part by American muscle. com. Your number one source for OE performance and replacement parts for your Chevy Ford or Chrysler product

Crew Chief Brad: Ford and GM worn their dealership network to stop overcharging for brand new cars.

Crew Chief Eric: Somebody posted the other day and I was [00:34:00] completely flabbergasted by this. One of the sticker ads for a brand new Ford pickup truck. Now I know the prices of vehicles have been going through the roof, but to see a 52, 000 dealer markup, I get the 1997, you know, dealer, what was that? The destination charge?

We talked about the last time, but 52 grand for what?

Executive Producer Tania: I’ll buy another car with that money. What the hell?

Crew Chief Brad: I get angry at the 595. Pen striping charge. Who the hell is going to pay 52, 000 over sticker? Well, the best part is the

Crew Chief Eric: pin striping charge is for the pinstripe. You didn’t want on the car to begin with.

It’s already there. Exactly. You got to pay money to get it off. The pickup truck that was posted about it, put it like well into like 130, 000. I’m like, why, who, how, how? I mean, I get that Ford trucks and trucks in general and high demand and things like that, but to 52, 000 markup, I [00:35:00] mean, that’s bring a trailer crazy levels of asking price in mind at

Crew Chief Brad: your local dealer,

Crew Chief Eric: hopefully something course corrects, or the factories can push back on the dealers and say, Hey, you can’t, you can make a profit, but you can’t make this much profit.

Or I think it’s going to have to take government legislation to step in and say, you’re gouging people, you’re ripping people off, or People buy with their eyes, like we said, but they also buy with their wallets and their hearts. And if you walk in and you see that you got to walk away,

Crew Chief Brad: you should walk away, but you won’t walk away because the dealer will slap on 15 year auto loan for a mere six and a half percent.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s like a mortgage.

Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: No, thanks. Flipping that coin a little bit and talking about the motor sports world. I’m a little bit excited because as I’m diving more into the new changes that are coming for the classing, especially for 2023 Le Mans, we’re seeing a lot more GT3 and GT4 entries, right? And there’s whole [00:36:00] series like SRO that are devoted to GT3 and GT4 and Ford has now officially announced their GT3 plans.

for IMSA. And I’m like, awesome. This is great. But we have to wait another two years. I feel like this is a carrot that’s being dangled out. I don’t think that the Mustang’s ever going to go away like the Camaro’s gone away. But then again, I’m like, what’s going on here? How’s this going to work in two years?

Is that Mustang going to be a hybrid? Is it still going to be a V8? Is a V8 going to be a thing? How does this work with the Corvette? With the whole balance of power thing? The Mustang’s at a disadvantage right now against other cars that are in its class. And so I’m really curious to see how this all plays out.

I’m really excited that Ford is coming back. I just wish they were coming back in 23 to compete with everybody else that’s going to be on the big stage. We don’t know if they’re going to be an LMDH, you know, with some sort of prototype. I mean, the Cadillac was. Re revealed [00:37:00] again with some new videos and things like that.

And it looks super cool. I’m really excited about that. I mean, go GM. That’s awesome. I think coming to the stage in 23 without something big from Ford is, I feel like it’s a mistake.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. Maybe they did the latest iteration of the Ford GT. A little too soon and they should have timed it from a marketing standpoint, a little differently to coincide with the a hundred years of the, and all that.

I’m excited for a GT3 Mustang, mainly because in 30 years, when they’re all on racing junk for 15 grand, I had to pick one up.

Crew Chief Eric: Nice. I like that. That that’s forward thinking. That’s that’s solid strategy there. I like that. You know, I don’t generally commute a lot, especially into the city, but I did this month many, many times and, you know, gave me an opportunity to see what’s hot on the road, just kind of scanning traffic.

And you know what? I spotted, I spotted a Taurus X. Can you believe it?

Crew Chief Brad: What is

Crew Chief Eric: a Taurus X? [00:38:00] Exactly. It’s not a new car. It’s a quite an old car. And it’s like this Taurus that’s not an SUV, is a station wagon, but it’s sort of like the original Pacifica when they reintroduced it. Remember that thing that like up on stilts, but it’s a wagon, but it’s an SUV.

And I looked at it and I said, yeah, somebody actually bought one of those. I was really, I was actually really proud of that guy. And I was also proud of the fact that it’s still on the road after like 20 years. It was been produced, but again, I didn’t know

Crew Chief Brad: you, you, you mean the Ford freestyle? Is

Crew Chief Eric: that what it

Crew Chief Brad: is?

This is exactly what it is. Yeah. It looks like a flex too. It’s

Crew Chief Eric: weird.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. It was the Ford freestyle. And then I guess they rebadged it as the Taurus axe to give it, you know, some clout because, you know, the Taurus name carries with it some pedigree, but it replaced the freestyle.

Crew Chief Eric: Yes. We’re just going to leave it right there.

It was, yes, it was. Yes. So that being said, all kidding aside, I actually saw. [00:39:00] Two Mavericks this month on the road, brand new. Here’s my first impression. Explorer sport track. Look at that. And then I went, Oh, no way. It’s Maverick. It looks like a sport track at first glance, you know, that weird SUV in the front, mini pickup truck in the back size wise, it’s like a step up from the previous Ford Ranger.

Like when they stopped making the ranger. So it’s actually a decent size. It’s not F one 50 big and it’s not as big as the ranger. So I think as a, as a small pickup, it’s good. It’s bigger even than the sport track was, but it’s got that shape. The front is reminiscent of the last generation ranger, the pre EcoBoost ranger and all that kind of stuff.

I’m not sure what to think of it, but one thing did get my attention. The Maverick on the back is huge. I mean, it reminds me of like a square body Chevy. I mean, it just takes up the whole tailgate. And then it kind of dawned on me. I was like, well, where does the license plate go? And then I spotted it.

It’s off to the [00:40:00] right side of the receiver where the trailer, you know, where the trailer hitch goes. It just looks so awkward. Everything’s out of proportion because the license plate sits off to the side. Really low too. It’s, it’s kind of bizarre. That’s the one kind of styling cue that I was just weirded out about.

Crew Chief Brad: I don’t know that I’ve ever seen one on the road, but I don’t know why they needed to make this if they have the Ranger, like when I’ve heard people talking about this, I thought they were just, it was a trim level of the Ranger. Maybe I didn’t realize that it was its own standalone truck. Because looking at it, it, I mean, it looks like it’s not body on frame.

It looks like it’s unibody. So, so I guess the Rangers body on frame, this is unibody.

Crew Chief Eric: For all we know, it could be a sport track just, you know, with new sheet metal.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. Cause the sport track was based on the Explorer.

Crew Chief Eric: Overall, I liked it. I will say the first one I saw. I wasn’t a fan of the color was this weird blue, the ones you kind of see in the press pictures, it doesn’t look as good in real life as it doesn’t picture.

And the other one was like a, [00:41:00] I gotta say it this way. It was like a diarrhea Brown, but it wasn’t, it wasn’t bad. I mean, I was actually a kid. That’s like a paper bag color. That wouldn’t be the first color I selected, but you know, whatever. So I was, that was cool. I thought that was neat to see a Maverick on the road.

This soon after us talking about it coming, I was like, that’s cool. Curious to see what else comes out here in the next year or so.

Crew Chief Brad: So when does the Raptor version of the Maverick come out? How soon till we start seeing them in a, in an HPDE event?

Crew Chief Eric: Hey man, send it. We got to talk about our friends over at GM.

Executive Producer Tania: So they’re doing some investment. Obviously they’ve gotten into the electric car race as well. And they’ve got a facility in New York locked in components that makes a lot of parts specifically for GM radiators, condensers, HVAC, oil coolers, things like that, and so this facility is actually going to get a big upgrade.

Thanks to GM dumping some money into it to build a bunch of. Electric motor [00:42:00] components there. So expanding kind of their component train and in us based and bringing jobs and investing in their EV future.

Crew Chief Brad: We talked about it on a previous drive through where GM was using 3d printing technology to make race parts.

Will they be incorporating some of this technology into these EV parts?

Crew Chief Eric: That’s a very good question.

Executive Producer Tania: Time will tell. I guess.

Crew Chief Eric: I also feel like GM is spending a lot of money. Every time we turn around, I hear the word GM and investment in the same sentence. Remember they invested a ton of money in Nicola.

They invested a ton of money in the Lorton factory. They, and they invested a lot of money in all of these things. What’s coming of it? I mean, I get that it takes like a decade for this stuff to come around full circle. They’re

Crew Chief Brad: not paying taxes.

Crew Chief Eric: There’s that, right? They’re taking a loss on this, but I feel like.

Even Ferrari’s going to come to the table with this EV, CUV, monstrosity, pure blood thing before GM gets their first legitimate EV out [00:43:00] there that isn’t the Volt. So there was the Volt? And the Bolt. No, because

Executive Producer Tania: they, they’re coming up with the lyric. So Cadillacs is supposed to be coming out within the year,

Crew Chief Brad: late this year,

Executive Producer Tania: next year.

Crew Chief Brad: And the Hummer is still GM, right? Nobody else bought it. I don’t believe so. I think it’s GMC, which is GM. It’s, it’s all the same.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, Brad, you know, I’m glad that you’re back because we haven’t had a lot of Corvette news since you’ve been absent from the drive thru and suddenly you come back and now there’s all this Corvette stuff in the news.

What’s going on now?

Crew Chief Brad: I’m not saying I inspire all this Corvette stuff, but. GM kind of does it for me only. So the Chevy Corvette is celebrating 70 years and how are they doing that with an anniversary package, which I haven’t read this article yet, but I’m guessing it’s just a, a bunch of badges and colors and bullshit like they did for the 50th year.

Oh, so let’s see. Including as unique badging, special colors, and lots of red trim. Yeah. So it’s a, it’s an appearance package. GM is all about the appearance package. They [00:44:00] did the same thing with the Camaro for the Camaro’s 25th anniversary. The Corvette 50th anniversary was a special maroon color. I think with the magnesium wheels and whatever bullshit, I just said it.

It’s bullshit. It’s 52, 000 markup at the for a base. Stingray. If you can get one.

Crew Chief Eric: Now, I will say I like it. I think it looks good. Those wheels are really nice. And the little red trim, especially because it’s coming in black and white, I think it kind of reminds me. In a weird way of like the GTI trim package, right?

Where it’s like the, just that little thin red line makes all the difference. And it just, it looks, it actually looks pretty cool. That’s a lot. Cause I’m not, I’m not the biggest fan yet of the C8, especially the back, those profile shots, I think it looks pretty slick.

Crew Chief Brad: Good on them. No, no, I mean, they definitely do a good job with them.

I don’t see anything about the price for this package when it comes out, but I can tell you that it’s not going to be worth the price. It’s a good looking car, but it’s not [00:45:00] going to be worth the price.

Crew Chief Eric: One last sad bit of Chevrolet news, which we kind of

Crew Chief Brad: tying it in all together with our first story.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s right. We are.

Executive Producer Tania: We mentioned how surprising for that Chevy spark to be offered in a manual, but folks, you better jump on it after August of 2022, there will no longer be. Chevy Sparks available off the line. They are being discontinued.

Crew Chief Brad: Collector car alerts.

Executive Producer Tania: Funnily enough, the picture in the article even shows the manual version.

Crew Chief Brad: If there was an automotive investment opportunity. This is it. I gotta

Crew Chief Eric: ask. Would you

Executive Producer Tania: drive one? Like as a rental? No, not at all. Why? Why would I be buying this? I would totally get the Corolla hatchback.

Crew Chief Eric: I agree. I saw one of those driving around this month too. They’re pretty cool looking. It was in a weird blue color, like this, like Robin’s egg electric color.

It was [00:46:00] striking. I was like, man, that’s the new Corolla, like sport hatchback.

Executive Producer Tania: You can get the midnight murder packages on it too.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.

Executive Producer Tania: I was just going

Crew Chief Eric: to say no, because I do not fit. I would drive a spark under one condition. If it was a fully prepped B spec race car, I would drive a Chevy spark thousand percent, because it would be a lot of fun.

Crew Chief Brad: This wouldn’t even be B spec. This would be D spec.

Crew Chief Eric: He’s using the Forza class. You

Crew Chief Brad: buy one, the base model is F spec. And then you, you drop 150 grand into it to get it up to D.

Crew Chief Eric: I didn’t say I was building the race car. I said I would drive it and this over stuff like the Honda fit.

Crew Chief Brad: I do love. Okay. So all jokes aside, you can pick up a brand new one of these cars for 15 grand.

Yep.

Crew Chief Brad: Yes. Okay. So I, yes, I would buy this if I was in the market for a new car and I was not six foot four, then I would totally consider one of these for just a putting around [00:47:00] town, normal commuter car at 15 grand. When the average base. You know, average cost of a car right now is close to 50.

Crew Chief Eric: Let’s take that back.

That Maverick is something like in the 20s. So would you rather have the Maverick or the Spark at that point?

Executive Producer Tania: Well, the Corolla Hatchback’s 20.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, I think I’d still go with that. It’s as close as I can get to a Yaris, right? Without.

Crew Chief Brad: So we basically just explained why the Spark is going away because of the Corolla Hatchback.

Crew Chief Eric: Wasn’t there a Spark Turbo? Wasn’t there like some Goofy add on thing for the factory, like special version or something like that.

Crew Chief Brad: I, yeah, I think it came with the tornado that you used to see on infomercials that would help the fuel economy.

Crew Chief Eric: You hit a slap chop on the dashboard and it spins up the turbo.

Crew Chief Brad: It came with a tube that came from the engine compartment in New York, in the cockpit and you blew into it. And it forced induction into the motor.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s awesome. Oh man, lean as me and keep blowing that air in

Crew Chief Brad: [00:48:00] there. Is GM or Chevy going to release it with a special appearance package?

Executive Producer Tania: They should, they should sunset it with some special trim packages.

Yeah, it’s black and white with little red lines.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s the what, what year anniversary does anybody

Crew Chief Brad: even care they could call it 10 years, 10 years, 10

Executive Producer Tania: years, decade,

Crew Chief Brad: the 10 year anniversary of the spark, the car existed. Let’s take what he was leaving.

Crew Chief Eric: Let’s take this back. Let’s take this back just one more time by a facade or spark.

Crew Chief Brad: I mean, the sparks got more style. So I would totally buy a Corolla hatchback.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s awesome.

Crew Chief Brad: No, the answer is Toyota

Crew Chief Eric: GRRs. It always will be. That’s for sure. Yes. So this has actually been a great month for news. We’ve had Corvette stuff come up. We’re talking about manual transmissions. People are breaking records. Appearance packages, all this fun stuff. We don’t have any Stellantis news to [00:49:00] really talk about, but you know what we do have instead?

We’ve got JDM news. This is awesome. So let’s, let’s dive into this. And the one that got me right off the beginning of the month, Toyota, the gazoo racing team has unveiled their GT three concept car. And just like the title of the article says it left me with questions.

Executive Producer Tania: It Batmobile.

Crew Chief Eric: My first question was, is this a Toyota powered Mercedes?

Cause it looks like the SLS, right? I was like, what is this? Is this

Crew Chief Brad: like, and because of that, just to save them money.

Executive Producer Tania: And because of that, I like it looking like that. Mercedes is not a bad thing.

Crew Chief Eric: No, it’s good looking. I’m really shocked that something like this would come out of the Toyota design studio and I’m just like, wow, this is cool.

Who knows to Brad’s point, maybe this is some cooperation like they did with on the Zupra right between hopefully [00:50:00] it isn’t a BMW and they’re not going back to that well yet again, he’s right on point when he says that because all of their sports cars, whether it’s the 86. Or it’s the Supra or whatever it’s in combination with somebody else, right?

It’s a cooperative effort. So I’m really curious to see where this comes from. Doesn’t look or read like it’s a Lexus with different sheet metal, like they’ve tried to do in the past, like the RCF and things like that, which we’ll talk about more when we cover Rolex. And this is cool. I’m curious to see where this goes.

Crew Chief Brad: I think it’s just going to go as a race car in the GP3 class, much like that Mustang. I would love to see something like this eventually end up into production. I don’t see that ever happening, but it may have to, if this is going to be a real race car, but

Crew Chief Eric: or it ends up in Gran Turismo before it ends up on the street.

You know what I mean? That kind of thing. Kind of like the Mazda Ferrari, which was super cool looking, same kind of thing, like just blows you away. Even if you look at it today, you know, 10 years later, you’re like, Oh, the Ferrari is awesome. Just never came to fruition. It never happened. So I want to spend a little bit of [00:51:00] time talking about the next car on our list.

And it’s, it’s a car that’s come up before and Tanya talked about it when we talked about new EVs and concepts, you know, before we devoted more time to the Japanese market, it was the Hyundai Ioniq 5. And it’s now being titled as one of the best affordable electric cars yet. I have to take a pause here because I’m going to say something I didn’t think I was going to say.

I like this.

Executive Producer Tania: It looks good.

Crew Chief Eric: I like it a lot. And the more I read about it, the more I like it. It would be a hard, hard decision to make between this and the Mach E because I’d like the Mach E as well, like the way it looks, especially in certain colors and things like that, again, buying with my eyes. But I started to dive into the numbers a little bit because I will be honest, you know, I’m not a dinosaur.

I do love my petrol. I wanted to do a little bit of homework because if this is one of quote unquote, the best. What’s so good about it. So I wanted to dive into the numbers. I wanted to do some comparisons between the driving I’ve been [00:52:00] doing this month with, you know, an older petrol car against something like this ionic five.

And you can read all about the ionic five in our show notes and figure out how wonderful it is, but I want to get. to a deeper conversation here. And so one of the things that I think has eluded us for a while when we talk about range anxiety and things like that is that there is no simple way to convert and compare a gallon of gas to unicorn farts, right?

And so I actually found there were some Equations that were put out by Stanford about like EMPG and like how it converts all this kind of thing. So I kind of boiled it back and I got down to a single, very important number. One gallon of gasoline has a hundred percent of the energy of 33. 7 kilowatt hours.

And I went, whoa, wait a minute. Okay. That’s something tangible. I can work with this. So starting to break it down a little bit further, not trying to go into a whole math lesson. So I’ll kind of tell you what I discovered here, why this is, this is important to the larger [00:53:00] discussion and the future of EVs and how we grasp this as car enthusiasts, right?

So 33.7 to one is the ratio. The ionic five has a 77.4 kilowatt hour battery, so you kind of look at that with 77. That’s a low number. A hundred is good. Triple digits like we think like horsepower, right? Bigger numbers are better, but in reality, 77.4 kilowatt hours is roughly equivalent to 2.3 gallons of fuel.

So it has a 303 mile range. People start flipping out about that number. A lot of gas cars have about 300 miles of range. So they’re trying to give you this equivalency. That’s 2. 3 gallons into 303 miles is an average of 132 miles per gallon. There is no gas motor or diesel motor on the planet right now that can achieve those numbers.

I’m sorry. I finally have come to this realization. Okay, fine. Here’s the downside. And it dawned on me in a conversation that I had with one of our previous guests, Crutch, who’s been on the show a bunch of times, he [00:54:00] has a Volkswagen ID4. He mentioned that his ID4 has the equivalent horsepower to about 225 gas horsepower and I said, okay, wait, hold on a second.

I took that back to the Hyundai again, and I said, okay. The Hyundai’s single motor model manages 225 horsepower, just like the ID4, and 258 pound feet of torque. Roughly the same as a 2 liter Volkswagen TDI. Now, I know what that feels like, I know what that drives like, so whatever. The IONIQ weighs almost 4, 000 pounds.

So that got me thinking, like a racer, power to weight ratio. So the power, so power, weight ratio of the ionic is 92. 96 because it gets all converted to Watts per kilogram. Right. And all this kind of thing. I wanted to know without going to drive one of these, what does it drive? Like, what’s it going to feel like?

Because it’s a heavy car at the end of the day with, let’s think about it as a small motor, not really about the battery or the range. So when I started to kind of back calculate and figure out what cars that were equivalent [00:55:00] to this, I couldn’t find something that was like right on the money. I could find things that were close.

And in my mind, then I could wrap my head around the whole idea because I’ve driven these vehicles before. So let me put it in perspective for the listeners. A Pentastar 3. 6 liter Jeep Grand Cherokee is roughly faster than this Hyundai. Also in that same category, The 2. 0 turbo Audi Quattro Q5. So if you’ve ever driven one of those, you know, kind of CUV SUV, then you have an idea of what this is roughly going to feel like, obviously power delivery is different because the electric power plant, all this kind of stuff.

Cool. So we kind of put that all in perspective. It’s just like any other midsize SUV V6 or high strung turbo four cylinder. So then it got me thinking, well, how much would it cost to operate? In general, so to fill it from 0 is 11 bucks because the average in the U. S. Is 14. 19 cents per kilowatt hour, right?

So I just took the number and just [00:56:00] multiplied it out. It’s 11 bucks to fill from 0 and the driving that I’ve been doing this month, rough mileage and kind of figured it all out. It would basically cost me. 18 a week to operate the vehicle running the mileage that I ran just basically charging the car every time I got home and I ended up spending close to what the current price of gas right now.

I was up in the neighborhood of 100 in fuel. So the cost savings overall better. The upfront cost of the vehicle. Obviously there’s that. There’s a lot of things to weigh in here, but if you’re considering an EV or you’re digging your heels in about how petrol’s better, I kind of encourage you to sit back and do the math and I’ll, and I’ll share my math in the, in the follow on article if you want to take a look at it.

Just kind of how roughly I got. You can tell me I’m wrong too. I’m totally okay with it. I am not a scientist or a mathematician, just an average Joe. Like you try to figure out how this makes sense and what the future does look like. Okay. Thanks for joining my TED talk.

Crew Chief Brad: My only thoughts on all that is yes, [00:57:00] you save savings came to 82 a week in your test case, 82 a week.

So that’s what, 240 a month. How much is a car payment going to be on a 40, 000 car?

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, that’s,

Crew Chief Brad: that’s the part I didn’t want to look at as opposed to a vehicle you already own. Correct. Well,

Executive Producer Tania: that’s the thing with any car purchase though, right? Like if you already have a car, it really makes no sense to ever Change your car.

You can never recoup it,

Crew Chief Brad: right? So unless you’re in the market, you’re in the market for a new car.

Crew Chief Eric: If you are in the market for a new car, go electric. But if you really want a WRX station wagon,

Crew Chief Brad: move to Australia.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s right. Because we’re not going to get one. Sorry, folks. That’s okay.

Executive Producer Tania: This thing’s ugly.

Crew Chief Brad: I was just thinking it looks, it looks just like the Buick.

Executive Producer Tania: That’s what I, yes. Although I think the Buick looks better.

Crew Chief Brad: So Subaru is selling a Buick wagon in Australia with a CVT transmission. This thing is a waste of time. Why are we talking about it?

Crew Chief Eric: I [00:58:00] don’t know, but you know what else is a waste of time? How about spending 111, 000 and bring a trailer for a 2000 Acura Integra?

Crew Chief Brad: I’m going to defend this a little bit.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, please do.

Crew Chief Brad: No, I’m not defending 112, 000, but this Integra, the engineering that went into this car when Honda created it is very similar to the amount of engineering and over engineering that Toyota put into the Mark 4 Supra, as far as over building the motor and everything like that.

This. Particular Integra type R model is actually a very special car. Still only had like 200 some odd horsepower or whatever it was, but Honda overbuilt, you know, the car and use special materials and engineering when they created the car. So I, I say they are collector’s items and they are worth something.

000, but I’m also not in the market.

Crew Chief Eric: I don’t know what to [00:59:00] say because I am a fan of front wheel drive cars. But I could never see spending this kind of money on the equivalent of basically a shit box. I mean, as good as it is or was or whatever, it’s your point. It’s still a 200 horsepower front wheel drive car that any other car in the year 2000 obliterated this thing.

I can name 12 of them right now to include the E46 M3 and any 911 and just about anything. Is better than this and you could buy one of those used right now for less money or the same, but especially the BMWs, you 46 and threes, you know, they’re starting to gain some traction on the used car market, but you can still buy a reasonably priced BMW from the 2000s and have a way better car.

Crew Chief Brad: Don’t know if it’s necessarily a way better car, maybe a way better driving car.

Executive Producer Tania: Hold on a second. Can’t you buy a brand new Corvette for like 60 grand?

Crew Chief Brad: Yes.

Executive Producer Tania: No. So you could almost, you could buy two almost. Dealer markup. [01:00:00] Dealer markup. Oh, you’re right. You’re right. 60,

Crew Chief Brad: 000 dealer market.

Executive Producer Tania: Right. So you could buy one Corvette for the price of this.

Integra.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. I mean,

Executive Producer Tania: someone’s buying this as a collector piece at 6, 600 miles on it. That’s the only reason it’s clean.

Crew Chief Brad: Otherwise this thing

Executive Producer Tania: is worth move the decimal point a couple of places over.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.

Executive Producer Tania: Yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: 30, 35 grand when they were, which was actually a lot of money in 2000,

Crew Chief Eric: I wouldn’t have paid that then.

I mean, it, I don’t know. I I’m wrong. I know. I know I’m wrong, but I don’t know, but you know, speaking of, you know, of wrong. Toyota builds autonomous self driving Supra.

Executive Producer Tania: Why? They built it to test their autonomous driving capability, which is pretty cool actually when you consider what they’ve done, is they are autonomously drifting a car around a course.

So it does know where the barriers are. But it doesn’t know how to navigate the barrier. So it navigates them drifting. So it’s still [01:01:00] able to negotiate the changing speeds and the changing traction by itself. So in terms of their technology capability, that’s pretty cool.

Crew Chief Brad: How many pedestrians did they avoid?

Executive Producer Tania: Well, they didn’t hit the barriers. But

Crew Chief Eric: I love that. We’re excited about this. But isn’t this the same thing Audi did like five years ago with the TT where they made it run on track at full speed with nobody driving it?

Crew Chief Brad: But driving under control was different than driving. Yeah. I mean,

Executive Producer Tania: they just, they just did a thing at the consumer electronics show too, where college kids or whoever they were, they took the indie cars basically, and they made himself driving around the oval or whatever that they had set up.

In Nevada. So it’s like, okay, but they had a fixed course. They weren’t trying to drift. They weren’t trying to be on the edge of traction and control. Right.

Crew Chief Brad: I would rather be on a racetrack with this than Andrew Bank and four is a seven any day, [01:02:00] just going to I

Executive Producer Tania: mean, they’re not saying this isn’t about like, Oh, the new super is going to be autonomous and you’ll be able to like drift.

No, that’s not the point. It’s just, yes, they use the supra to do this. It’s a testing apparatus for them to test autonomous driving and not just beta test it with people driving through San Francisco.

Crew Chief Brad: Have they done this with a Camry? We wouldn’t be talking about it.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, I’d still like to see a Camry drift.

I think that would be pretty exciting.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, if you read through the article, apparently someone’s already done this with a DeLorean.

Crew Chief Eric: I did see that. I mean, that’s pretty, that’s pretty cool. Come on. The fact that a number, because you know why it’s cool? The fact that it was capable of drifting. There you go.

Because a DeLorean weighs like 9, 000 pounds and makes like a hundred horsepower. Those things are like terribly underpowered. I know that’s an exaggeration, but if you look at the power to weight numbers, not to go back into that math lesson around the DeLorean, it is terrible. Like, it was not a joke in that movie.

It struggles to get to 88 miles an hour. The top speed on a DeLorean is like [01:03:00] 106. And I think it has to be going downhill with a semi truck pushing it because it just, it’s so pathetic. Granted. I love those cars. I think they’re fantastic. I’m not, I’m not hating on them. I am still waiting for my EV version to come out, but you know, it’s all good.

But speaking of flux capacitors.

Executive Producer Tania: Apparently there’s a recall on Hyundai’s and Kia’s anything from 2016 to 2018, the Santa Fe’s, the face sports, the Tucson’s, the Kia’s in the same year range, even a little bit older, 24 to 2016, their sportages are all being recalled because apparently there’s a defect in the, uh, anti lock brake system and something short circuits.

And essentially they can turn into flaming balls of fire. And so it’s being and so it’s being suggested strongly recommended that you not park your vehicle inside a garage or anywhere that could light your house on fire, as that is a potential. However, it is still perfectly safe to drive these down the [01:04:00] road.

This

Crew Chief Eric: is becoming more common. Have you guys realized almost every month, even over the last course of Season 2, we’ve talked about Chevys that could spontaneously combust. There were Toyotas, there was the Chryslers, the Hyundais. It’s all a plot.

Executive Producer Tania: It’s all a plot. It’s all a plot about the dangers of gasoline cars.

All they do is spontaneously explode all the time.

Crew Chief Eric: In the combustion chambers. You’re right. They spontaneously, yeah, nevermind. You know, I mentioned earlier about spotting cars in the wild, the Ford Taurus X and the Maverick were not the only things I saw on the road. I did see some interesting JDM cars.

As I mentioned, I did see the Corolla sport hatchback. I thought it was really cool. Got to see that several times. That guy was easy to spot in traffic every day. And then. I actually noticed something out of the corner of my eye and I sped up to take a look at it because I’d never seen one before and I thought it was another Toyota Corolla hatchback, but actually it was the Hyundai [01:05:00] Elantra Sport.

And if you haven’t seen this car, it’s like Better than the Veloster, not maybe performance wise, but it’s more of like a GTI. I thought it was a good looking car. I was like, man, Hyundai’s really putting out some neat stuff. We’re not hearing about it. Or maybe we’re just not in that, that circle, you know, of Korean cars and whatnot.

But I kept looking, I kept looking, I was like, man, that’s the coolest, GTI that Hyundai’s built yet. So anyway, yeah, the Hyundai Elantra GT sport,

Crew Chief Brad: there’s an inline version as well. Like, like an, in a GT, that’d be kind of cool.

Crew Chief Eric: That would be kind of cool. And the Veloster N is a neat car. I mean, uh, the looks you got to get used to, but performance wise, I’ve said it before.

It’s a really good performing car. It’s surprisingly good. I think it would be a hard toss up for me between that and the Elantra. And the Civic Turbo, the Civic Turbo is a much bigger car, but the Veloster N is actually a really capable vehicle. But you know what else I did see on the road? I saw the newest Prius.

Very angular. [01:06:00] I don’t understand it because the previous Priuses, they weren’t beauty queens by any stretch of the imagination. But what I don’t get is the back, like they took the previous Prius and it’s like they just grabbed it and squeezed it and yanked it and stretched it. And it’s just like, you know, when you watch a kid with a marshmallow and it begs the question, why do they have to continue making it look so strange?

Why can’t the Prius just be? The Corolla sedan with an EV power plant in it, like with maybe some, I don’t know, different wheels or something. Like, why does it have to look so weird? It stands out. Maybe that’s the point is people get people to go. Ooh. Ah, now there was another what I’d like to call Asian car on the road that I saw that I don’t understand.

And I say it’s Asian because it’s made by Tata and Tata is an Indian company. And it was the Jaguar. I pace EV 400. I honestly felt like I could drive. underneath of it. It was the back end was so tall. [01:07:00] The rear glass was so short and so angled in that sort of like, uh, what do they call it now? The Atlas or whatever sport back thing where I don’t even know why I had rear glass.

It was, it’s bizarre. Glad somebody bought one good for Jaguar that does things out there.

Executive Producer Tania: That

Crew Chief Eric: back is

Executive Producer Tania: like a nice bench.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, you could definitely sit up there, but it’s also flat like a wall. You can

Executive Producer Tania: eat your lunch on the back of it. Real nicely.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh yeah. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. The birds will perch up there and poop down the side of it.

It’ll be perfect. So that wraps up our JDM news. So now we need to move into Brad’s favorite section, lost and found. So what do we got this month?

Crew Chief Brad: I wanted to go ahead and go back to cars. com and see what the oldest. They have categorized brand new vehicle you can buy is right now on the market. And as of today, you can purchase a brand new, again, it’s categorized as brand new, 1988 Cadillac DeVille base [01:08:00] for a whopping 18, 000.

Crew Chief Eric: What?

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. There’s no picture. You know, we should send John to VC to this dealership because it’s in his. Tome town. Oh, gray Chevrolet and Stroudsburg PA. Uh, another quote unquote, brand new car that they’ve listed is a 2005 Ford GT. If anybody remembers, that’s when they brought back the GT the first time it’s got the, uh, the 5.

4 liter motor from the Ford lightning, obviously souped up with a supercharger and all that good stuff, uh, with a bigger supercharger and all that 450 grand, it’s a steel.

Crew Chief Eric: And it’s low mileage because it. Never ran.

Crew Chief Brad: Oh yeah. This is Jeremy Clarkson’s own. So it never ran. So no, it’s got 13, 000 miles. So that’s actually probably high mileage for one of these cars.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s like, uh, some guys used to say, you know, you never buy a Jag that doesn’t have high mileage because you know, it didn’t run.

Crew Chief Brad: We’ve got, put it in the bank. I tried convincing Andrew to buy this car. [01:09:00] He was not interested, sadly. I think he really should. He could use it. There is the cheapest Dodge Viper GTS on the internet right now.

It’s in Albuquerque, New Mexico for 16, 000. It’s a 2002 Dodge Viper GTS, basically back end. It starts at the windshield and goes back, but there’s no motor. There’s no anything with this car. I mean, there’s an exhaust. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. There’s like a bumper or. Something this

Crew Chief Brad: is like a, what, what were those model kits that the Tiesto model kits or whatever they were,

Crew Chief Eric: it’s going to need a windshield though.

That’s a 100%.

Crew Chief Brad: I love that. You’re looking at this and you say it definitely needs a windshield. I love that you focused well, I want to leave. I want to leave

Crew Chief Eric: something to the audience’s imagination because you definitely need to check this out in our show notes because, yeah, I definitely would not put this in the bank.

That’s for sure. I would save my pennies. I [01:10:00] might almost buy that Chevy Spark instead of this Viper.

Crew Chief Brad: But if any of our listeners are on Instagram, please DM to the bank and make sure you DM this ad and let him know that it is still for sale and he should buy this because he does not have enough Dodge Vipers as it is right now.

Crew Chief Eric: Thousand percent. And if you want to learn more about that, check out this month’s episode with Havoc Performance, all about Vipers and Andrew and his Vipers.

Crew Chief Brad: Oh, yes. There is a geo Metro. Oh, our favorite car. Yeah. This is a fan favorite here at GTM. This one’s kind of special because it takes two fan favorites.

It takes the geo Metro and it takes the LS conversion and it puts them together. So yes, there is an LS swapped geo Metro. Sadly, it’s not the convertible that would have been too perfect. I was going to say Jalopnik has the Volvo wagon. We’ve got the LS swap, geometric and readable.

Crew Chief Eric: I want to know, is it still a [01:11:00] geo with the Chevy badge or is it the Aveo?

Is this that weird period? But none of that’s important because it

Crew Chief Brad: is a geo with the Chevy badge,

Crew Chief Eric: but what is important is when I scrolled down to about the third picture and you see the view from the trunk, I, I just, I’m speechless. I don’t even know how this works. Let me describe it for the folks that are going to be like, you know what?

I’m not going to waste time looking at the article. Think of it this way. The motors in the trunk. And it’s in their transverse and it’s still an LS. I, I don’t understand any of this.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. I don’t think they ever mounted an LS motor transverse in any vehicle.

Crew Chief Eric: I’m trying to think what transmission this, I mean, I I’m spending way too much.

Mental effort on this that is necessary.

Crew Chief Brad: It does have an automatic transmission though. It comes with the 40 ADE from a Cadillac. So I don’t know, I don’t know how they made it. That maybe a custom bellhousing, Andrew bank, please buy this car to park it on top of your Viper.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, this is the best part. This car [01:12:00] is listed for sale for a 7, 000 firm.

Price. I know what

Crew Chief Brad: I have. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. All things considered, I would almost say that this car is worth buying it for the motor itself. Except it’s just a 5. 3 liter. It’s not the, not the six liter.

Crew Chief Eric: Okay, let’s back it up for one second before we move on. I want to know the conversation or the bet.

Or what that started this. Like, who literally said, I got an idea, pour LS and that geo up in the backyard. To waste the time, and the resources, and the effort, and all the custom fabrication. I mean, unless this guy was bored. I don’t understand.

Crew Chief Brad: Daniel, are you listening?

Crew Chief Eric: I can build it myself. I can build it better.

Crew Chief Brad: Daniel, you need a motor for that BMW you bought.

Crew Chief Eric: With all that said, I think it’s time we move on to random new EVs and concepts. And first up this month is an Alpha Wagon, but this is an Alpha. A L F a as an alpha remail. This is [01:13:00] alpha as an a L P H a, a brand, none of us had ever heard of before. So continuing on this whole thing that’s been going on for the last couple of years in boutique brands, here’s yet another one to the list, the clickbait got me at the wagon part, and then when I opened it, I.

I didn’t read it and clicked the close tab as fast as I could. This thing is terrible. I think it’s

Crew Chief Brad: awesome. What? Looks wise. It looks like a wagon Scirocco.

Crew Chief Eric: It looks like I took it and bent it over my knee. I mean, what is

Crew Chief Brad: this thing? I love the fender flares. I love the back end. I love the profile of the whole thing.

Sign me up. Oh, I love the off road version down below. The stubby tires.

Executive Producer Tania: There’s worse things than this. I think it could be cleaned up. A couple of lines could be cleaned up on it. The side profile reminds me of like something from decades ago of Volvo, maybe, I don’t know. Something.

Crew Chief Brad: For the corners, it does remind me of something [01:14:00] old school, but it looks really cool.

Yes. It looks like, yes, I see. It’s curved

Executive Producer Tania: the surfboard on the top. That’s curved. It follows a curvature. You can tell it bent.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s just coupe.

Executive Producer Tania: They need to pull the nose forward. So it doesn’t triangulate back. That’s what’s drawing the line weird because that’s not even a very steep hood compared to

Crew Chief Eric: no, it’s not.

I mean, the back is reminiscent of some older Aston’s in my opinion, from the side, from the straight. Straight on view of the back. It’s just kind of blah. I mean, it has those four round lights, like an old Ferrari. It has inspiration from different vehicles, but I don’t know that we needed to marry an Outback with the Ferrari station wagon and whatever that front end is off of, uh, you know, off of a Dasher, it’s never going to get built.

Let’s be serious. Who the hell is Alpha that isn’t Alpha or a male?

Crew Chief Brad: Well, before we move on, I will say Alpha is taking [01:15:00] reservations for this car. What dealer network? The same dealer network is tesla www. alpha. com probably.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, if you’re interested in, in other EVs that aren’t cars, but trucks and other workhorses, if you will, there’s a car and driver article that goes through a long list of other EVs that we didn’t even know were coming.

So there’s a bunch of different. Buses or vans, things of that nature. Apparently, Amazon has a deal with Rivian delivery trucks.

They’re so cute.

Executive Producer Tania: And they’re very futuristic. They’re very cute looking. There’s even Honda has a work vehicle. That’s it looks like they look like the things that run around the airports.

I don’t know what you call those, but the little guys, the guys drive them, pull in the luggage and all that kind of stuff. The interesting one on here too, is the John Deere autonomous tractor.

Crew Chief Eric: That looks like a Pokemon. Like, I was like, what is this?

Executive Producer Tania: Looks so weird. It’s got like alien thing coming out the front.

I don’t know. It’s

bizarre.

Executive Producer Tania: There’s some [01:16:00] off road snowmobiles, the Polaris. It’s got an Eevee, which just sounds frightening. It looks like they’re out in the Arctic. Hate to have that battery die.

Crew Chief Eric: The Polaris, they didn’t do a whole lot. They put an EV in an existing Polaris and it’s like, all right, no, yeah,

Executive Producer Tania: it looks like any other one.

And then the, the last one is interesting is the freight liner tractor trailer. It looks like it’s out of Tron. That

Crew Chief Eric: thing is awesome. I know it’s an appearance package, but I’m in love with that tractor trailer for the Tron livery. That’s on it. I think it’s cool. I will say I was delighted to see a brand returning to the list.

We talked about them last month and that’s our friends over it. Canoe. Yeah, they have it. MPDV, whatever that stands for. This is a vehicle that I built when I was five years old outta Legos. . It

Executive Producer Tania: does

Crew Chief Eric: one brick and four wheels.

Executive Producer Tania: It does. It’s a very, it’s very utilitarian. I like delivery truck, I guess is what you would use it for.

I mean, it could be a lifestyle vehicle, it could be a [01:17:00] minivan or, or light duty. So

Crew Chief Brad: it, yeah. MPDV is multi-purpose delivery vehicle. Give it some, some knobby tires, lift it a little bit. And

Executive Producer Tania: there you go. Take it off road, hashtag, you know, van life, take a camping. Speaking of utilitarian vehicles. So we’ve talked about before Bollinger, another, you know, off brand that nobody’s ever heard of.

And they were coming out with the B1 and the B2. And basically it looks like really utilitarian Hummer. The pickup truck’s not any better. Well, apparently they’ve pulled the plug on this. And they won’t be bringing these to production as they said they would. Instead, I guess they’re kind of shifting their focus to the platform that they develop.

It’s not clear who they might be partnering with, I guess, whatever this platform they’ve developed is at least good enough to have that keep going and partner with other people. So they’re going to focus on that side of the business versus. You know, designing this horrifically ugly SUV and pickup [01:18:00] truck.

Crew Chief Brad: And this is what I used to always say that Tesla should have done is they should have designed and perfected an electric vehicle platform and then sold it to all the other manufacturers to put their own body on top of

Crew Chief Eric: that’s the same model that Mercedes did with the sprinter vans and why they sold them to everybody under the sun and why there’s a freight liner and a Dodge that.

That’s the model. And I think that makes sense. We just talked about these vehicles last month, you know, hot to trot on the EV list of EVs to get, and now it’s already dead. I became completely disenfranchised and I went straight to the comments looking for some levity in all of this, and I found that my favorite troll post thus far, which is don’t feel bad about the loss of the B one and the B two.

If you really want one, just check out your local Lego store. For 39. 99 plus tax.

I very much enjoyed that. So that made the article that much more worth it. But

Executive Producer Tania: sadly, Bollinger B2 pickup or Cybertruck? [01:19:00] I’m leaning towards this Lego truck.

Crew Chief Eric: You know, I have to agree with you on that, but there’s something else I would lean completely towards and I think that’s the new Rivian

Executive Producer Tania: that is a handsome and you know, me, I’m not a fan of pickup

Crew Chief Brad: trucks question for you, which one are we going to see first, this that we already know is suspended or.

The Cybertruck, which one has production first?

Crew Chief Eric: Ooh, it’s hard. That’s hard to say. The Bollinger has regular windshield wipers. So, you know, it might come out first. It has three of them. It’s got an extra one. That was

Executive Producer Tania: their mistake. That’s why they’ve had to pull the plug on this. One extra windshield wiper.

Crew Chief Eric: We want to talk about the Rivian other than the way it looks.

Executive Producer Tania: I think it’s a handsome little pickup truck. I mean, I think it does a good, it looks like a pickup truck and that’s what I kind of want to see with these electric pickup trucks. I want them to remind me that it’s a pickup truck, [01:20:00] not an N64 game, but then it changes the style enough with the front and the lights that it has that futuristic, EV vibe to it.

Crew Chief Eric: I like it, but I like it in the same way. I like my Jeep in that it looks like a little hippopotamus and that’s okay because it does right with this big, those big nostrils in the front. It looks like a hippo, but that’s okay. It’s proportioned. Well, what I think is deceiving about the pictures. is that this is probably the same size as the maverick.

I could be wrong. I don’t think it’s a 1500. I think it’s slightly smaller. And if GM is involved with Rivian, this might be like a Jimmy might be that smaller, the S10 or the resurgence of the S10 or something like that. I’m okay with all of that. But to your point, I like it as well. What bugs me though, Is this latest ad campaign on the Rivian site?

Because it feels like we are [01:21:00] following in the Broncos footsteps talking about the goat modes and all this stuff and the eight modes and the trains and this and that. And I’m like, let’s just sell a truck.

Executive Producer Tania: I didn’t take it that way. I thought it was an interesting video because I think, okay, Bronco Ford, they’re doing it for their goat mode, but I, Think to some extent, someone making electric pickup truck has to come out with a video like this because everyone who is a pickup truck enthusiast is gonna be like, what a piece of crap.

You’re not going to take that off the road with electric motor, blah, blah, blah. And they have to demonstrate. Right. And they’re not doing anything really. Wild from a lay person’s perspective, you know, Brad, you’re can correct me because you’re more off road. I think it’s showcase. Well, that it’s going to be competent in different types of terrain.

And I think they need to do that. I think they need to show that to people.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, it shows that it’s as good off road as any other standard pickup truck. Major altercations or any one kind of impressive thing is when it does a little bit of rock crawling, just because of the, I guess the [01:22:00] approach angles are that of, you know, very similar to a Bronco or a Jeep, at least on the front, the back end departure angle is not very good because the bumper hangs off so far.

I agree with Tanya. It’s to put the naysayers to rest before they can.

Crew Chief Eric: I’m going to put it this way. When Tanya decides to go test for drive one, I will go with her and it will be a pleasant experience, but you know what, it’s not going to hold a candle to the next car on our list that we want to talk about.

That, Hey, that’s a little mountain goat. It’s big, bad granddaddy is this Land Rover defender that has been converted to an EV. And I know there’s a lot of people that are against doing that. This is a classic, you know, kind of old school defender. This thing is bad ass. This is. The off roader of off roaders right here, right?

You can still fix with a spoon and a dull knife. This is cool. You got to check this article out, guys. I mean, it just looks awesome. It is awesome. I mean, if you’re a fan of Landy’s, this is the way to go right here. I don’t see any fault with this.

Crew Chief Brad: [01:23:00] You, you aren’t totally wrong being able to fix it with a sharp spoon and a dull knife because you can fix the Tesla power plant at Home Depot with some copper wire and And, you know, a classic tub and some, some wood bits.

Crew Chief Eric: Now this is a Tesla conversion. So you can pull up to any Tesla charging station and all that kind of thing. But this is really cool. You know, if you ask me, I would rather spend the kind of money that people are spending on converting old Aston’s and stuff like that, you know, to Evie on something like this and the interior, this thing is beautiful.

Executive Producer Tania: This is 300, 000.

Crew Chief Eric: Again, for the money that is being spent. You could

Executive Producer Tania: get a Ferrari SUV in two years

Crew Chief Eric: and a Corvette, even with the mark of church, but it’s not a Landy and this thing’s pretty bad ass. You

Crew Chief Brad: could

Crew Chief Eric: buy

Crew Chief Brad: 20 Chevy Sparks. All right. Well, we would be remiss.

Executive Producer Tania: Dun dun dun.

Crew Chief Brad: This is a great segue into we would be [01:24:00] remiss, I would say.

Yes.

Executive Producer Tania: So speaking of Tesla Motors. And we alluded to this, I think, last month when we mentioned how suddenly you couldn’t put place orders anymore on the Cybertruck and whatnot, but it has now been officially confirmed that there will be no production in 2022 of the Cybertruck, the Roadster, or the Semi.

They are going to apparently be focusing all their attention on full self driving that’s going to be quote, better than a human.

Crew Chief Eric: Asterix and Elon’s new rocket so he can go into space.

Executive Producer Tania: Which is ironic when the news this week has been showing footage, I guess it was finally released of a Tesla crash from I think like a year ago where it got confused by the police blinking lights and it just sideswipe a cruiser that was parked on the side of the road, nearly taking out the two officers that were standing next to it on the side of the road.

Mind you, a lot of damage,

Crew Chief Brad: anybody out there that’s looking for a cyber truck. I have for sale a day one [01:25:00] reservation reached to me with the, your best offer. No 1, what I have 1, 1. No, it has to be at least a hundred of those.

Executive Producer Tania: So on your, uh, pre order that you placed on your cyber truck, let’s pretend one day you actually get it.

Are you going to try and see if you can get a little add on feature to it? A little bit of, uh, A little bit of mood setting in your Cybertruck as you’re cruising down the road.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. Yeah. Brad, are you gonna, are you gonna play with your butthole? I think you mean tickle and no.

Executive Producer Tania: So you would not be interested in, in the turn on butthole.

I mean, sorry, turn on Tesla mic feature. That, uh, can be offered with your Tesla and turn your car into a karaoke machine.

Crew Chief Brad: Have you all heard my voice? I do not have a voice for singing or karaoke. So no, I know you’ve got that deep

Executive Producer Tania: baritone.

Crew Chief Brad: Yes, yes, but not quite.

Executive Producer Tania: He could have a barbershop

Crew Chief Eric: quartet in his Tesla.

So that’s, that’s perfectly perfect. [01:26:00] Yes. He’d be back there. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I

Executive Producer Tania: mean, apparently like we’re just. Play to the party here. It’s not offered in the U S this is something offered in China. Software update feature or something, something, something like that. And you can order special microphone with Tesla written on it.

And then, yeah, apparently you can karaoke in your car. I have nothing against karaoke. It’s very fun. I. Don’t know why you would be driving down the road and karaoke because that implies a lot of times you’re reading the lyrics to songs that you’re less familiar with because you can karaoke already in your car without a microphone.

This is

Crew Chief Brad: needed because Tesla owners. Realize that the last thing they want to actually do is drive a Tesla. So they try to do everything else under the sun. So they don’t have

Crew Chief Eric: Tesla’s also celebrating an anniversary, right?

Executive Producer Tania: Yes, it is. And not being under the sun, but sort of around the sun.

Crew Chief Brad: Around

Executive Producer Tania: hundreds of millions of miles away, I [01:27:00] guess, but closer, the roadster was launched this week, four years ago, so the roadster and spaceman are still out there orbiting waiting

Crew Chief Brad: for service at their

Executive Producer Tania: waiting to be crash landed back, I guess, eventually, I don’t know, there’s nothing useful.

No useful information to gain by like, I think positioning any telescopes or anything, like check what this thing is doing. So nobody has so, but they are speculating that it’s probably been like wrecked a few times in the sense that like asteroids or other meteors or objects have like hit it.

Crew Chief Eric: I don’t want to see that.

Executive Producer Tania: I know. So now I’m like, can we please turn a telescope in his direction or something? Can we see if there’s like door panels missing or the spaceman is what if the spaceman

Crew Chief Eric: has like no head? He’s just, oh my

Crew Chief Brad: gosh. So I can’t tell you what it looks like right now, but I can tell you where it is. [01:28:00] And it is 234, 675, 760 miles from earth.

Moving away from earth at a speed of 2, 455 miles an hour. And it is 197, 769, 713 miles from Mars.

Executive Producer Tania: Technically, I guess it has a record of most miles traveled. Cause it’s traveled like 2 billion miles.

Crew Chief Brad: I’m sorry, Porsche, but it also has the elevation, the longest elevation change. So you lose again to Tesla.

Oh, but I will say this car is no longer. Within it’s 36, 000 mile factory warranty. So if you have to replace the battery, you might as well just blow it up.

Crew Chief Eric: Did they shoot it into space with the hazard lights on? Cause that would have been so awesome. Just like blinking

Crew Chief Brad: away. No, but the radio was playing, you know, David Bowie.

So

Executive Producer Tania: pretty sure that cut out. Couple of years ago,

Crew Chief Brad: I was going to say cut out when it left the [01:29:00] atmosphere.

Executive Producer Tania: Exactly.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, my expectations have been thoroughly lowered. What else is in the news?

Crew Chief Brad: I do have one expectation that I want to explain. It’s a more of a PSA about the Jeep grand Cherokee. I think last month I panned the way that new Jeep Grand Cherokees look saying that they were too long and they look stupid and I didn’t like them or whatever.

I will say that I have seen more of them on the road and the more that I see the new Grand Cherokee granted, I’m not talking about the Wagoneer. I think I’ve only seen one Wagoneer on the road. But I have seen several of the grand Cherokees and I’m coming around on their design. I’m starting to like them more.

I’ve seen them in different trim packages, a little bit bigger wheels, some knobbier tires. They definitely look, I’m starting to come around on design. So yeah, you’re, you’re right. I

Crew Chief Eric: mean, After a while of seeing so many Geico caveman commercials, decided that he was charming and cute. You know, it’s the same thing with the Grand Cherokee.

It’s got this [01:30:00] weird, it’s the grill because it bends back in on itself. It’s, I don’t know, it’s odd. Like, it hasn’t grown on me yet, but then again, I’ve seen a bunch of them in the wild. I mentioned it last month when we talked about it. I almost wish that the Cherokee nation had come through and said, do not call this Cherokee because I don’t feel it should wear the badge.

Right. It feels like it’s a step away, especially with the three rows. It should just be the Wagoneer. Like, I don’t know. It’s my personal opinion,

Crew Chief Brad: but they should just bring back the commander name. That seems to be what a lot of people are doing when they move from Native American.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, exactly. Now, the other thing I did see.

To your point about the Grand Cherokee, I also happen to see the new Cherokee on the road, kind of the smaller version. They’ve made it bigger. It’s more like the old Grand Cherokee, not nearly as big. It’s not bad. It’s proportioned well. They got rid of the, you know, the three headlights and all this crazy stuff that was going on.

They continue to refine it. They’re playing a [01:31:00] little badge engineering, I feel like, but we’ll see what happens. Who knows, right?

Executive Producer Tania: You ever get tired of driving in traffic, just wish you could, you know, have a helicopter, just zoom to where you need to be, avoid all the congestion? Well, look out, another disruptor on the way, thinking EVs are the future.

Well, what about The air car. No. What about a car that transforms into a small aircraft? So you can take off, take flight, get to your destination, land back down, convert back into a car, and drive that final distance.

Crew Chief Eric: How many times is this idea Going to come up in the history of the automotive world and never get off the ground, like what they’ve been trying to since the sixties,

Executive Producer Tania: it’s been successful because it has passed the Slovak transport authorities flight testing in Slovakia.

Oh, that testing is equivalent, just for [01:32:00] anybody who’s in doubt, equivalent, sorry, compatible with. The European Aviation Safety Agency standards. So we’re on to something here.

Crew Chief Eric: How big is the no fly zone in Slovakia?

Executive Producer Tania: Also, this thing is powered by a BW engine. Does that change your mind?

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. Cause then it will fall out of the sky halfway through your flight.

Well, we know it’s an inline motor, so we’re good there.

Executive Producer Tania: Sad enough, driving and having to worry about the person next to you, the person behind you, the person in front of you, the deer that could run out. And now you have to worry about. The person above you, I mean, this is great reason to have a moon roof so that you can be constantly checking above you to see if an air car is going to fall on your head.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, when we get a little further into this episode, we’re going to hear more about you having to work people above you anyway, but I’m looking at this and I’m wondering how does it convert? Where are the wings? I

don’t get

Crew Chief Brad: it. It’s a helicopter. It’s called a helicopter. And I see a picture of it without [01:33:00] wings, but I don’t see.

You get

Executive Producer Tania: out and

Crew Chief Brad: you pull the

Executive Producer Tania: panel off and then it has a track that you slide it in the back in the trunk.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. I trust an aviation device that I’ve. Put together. Yes, that’s exactly

Crew Chief Eric: what I want. It’s just like those guys in Japan, where you see them walking away from the train station with their 11 by 17 briefcase and it suddenly turns into a mountain bike.

There’s nothing else in the briefcase. I don’t know where the wheels were stored or anything else, but it’s just like that.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s just like that, except it’s nothing like that. A hundred percent.

Crew Chief Eric: But here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to retire this thought. We’re going to put a pin in it and we’re going to invite our guests to jump on a special Patreon minisode, where we continue this conversation completely unfiltered for your enjoyment to not suck up the entirety of the drive thru.

We implore you to jump over to patreon. com forward slash GT Motorsports to continue that conversation. Well, I think it’s time [01:34:00] that we move on to rich people thangs.

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t know if this is really. Rich people fangs, but we’ve lumped it under this category for anyone who is a fan of Lego, which, okay, I mean, some Lego sets are definitely a rich people thing, but they have a speed champions line in the Lego brand, and they’ve come out with a new lineup in 2022.

So if you’re looking to add to your collection, this year will be releasing the Lotus Evija. The Lamborghini Kunta in 1970. Ferrari five 12 M. The Mercedes A MG F1 W 12 E performance alongside the Mercedes a MG Project. One, I think that’s two in one set. And then the Aston Martin Valkyrie a MR Pro, along with the Aston Martin Vantage, GT three in one set together.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s a heck of a lineup.

Executive Producer Tania: These range about 20 for the single, but the, when they’re in the two pack, it’s 30 or

Crew Chief Eric: 40. I forget the scale. Like [01:35:00] they’re almost like one 24th. So they’re about six, seven inches long, not as big as a one 18 scale car. So it’s actually a good size model. If you’re not interested in, you know, die cast or anything like that.

And if you want to play Legos or whatever, it’s, it’s pretty cool. I have a couple of myself. I haven’t unboxed them yet. They are pretty neat. I’m glad to see that Lego is putting some more attention and effort into supporting the motorsports community with Legos. I think that’s pretty neat.

Executive Producer Tania: So the other rich people thing, which I definitely opinion rich people thing or not, I think it is cyber quad for kids, cyber.

What? Huh? Tesla. Yes.

Crew Chief Brad: Cyber wad

Executive Producer Tania: quad four wheel ATV. And it’s. Cyber. So it’s got the look of the cyber truck. So it’s the cyber quad and obviously it’s battery powered electric. It’s got the lithium ion battery, has 15 miles of range, top speed of 10 miles an hour. It’s suitable for eight years old and up.

These are no longer available. They’re out of stock right now. I think they just started.

Crew Chief Eric: In stock?

Executive Producer Tania: They were. They were. [01:36:00] They started shipping out at the end of 21 in December. So I believe people have already started receiving them. You can actually go on eBay. People are already trying to resell them for more.

But what do you think this costs? This Power Wheels?

Crew Chief Eric: Power, power, power wheels. How many Dogecoin do I need to spend to buy this?

Executive Producer Tania: You say that, but the item number on this is 14135 Doge.

Crew Chief Eric: So then it’s, it’s 1400, 135 Doge. That’s how much it costs.

Executive Producer Tania: Okay. Well then I guess the equivalency in USD is 1900.

Crew Chief Eric: What?

Actually for a quad, is that right on par, Brad? What do you think?

Executive Producer Tania: No.

Crew Chief Eric: No? What’s a quad cost these days? Yamaha or something. What do they cost?

Executive Producer Tania: So the top one to get the Razor, I believe, the Razor Dirt Quad, which does also does 10 miles an hour is 700.

Crew Chief Eric: Wow. Okay.

Executive Producer Tania: And it’s an electric ATV.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s a bit of a dealer markup there on that.

Executive Producer Tania: So I’m not sure what you’re for 1, 900 that you [01:37:00] couldn’t get. in the razor.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, you’re getting the actual cyber quad.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, okay, you’re getting a Tesla product for your kid.

Crew Chief Eric: So I want to know how the wiper blades work on this.

Executive Producer Tania: We have wiper blades.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, perfect. Excellent. Excellent.

Executive Producer Tania: It doesn’t need them. It doesn’t have a windshield.

Crew Chief Eric: So on our special breakaway minisode of this particular drive through, we talked about all sorts of crazy people and driving in the city, but I think we have to return to our normal crazies down in Florida.

Executive Producer Tania: You know, in defense of Florida, we love you just as we love every state. I did try to find news out of other states.

I tried really hard. I looked through a lot and unfortunately, once again, A lot of the good stuff’s coming out of Florida, you know, I can’t help that. Okay. Can’t hold me responsible for this completely. It’s not all Florida news. I’m going to save. There’s some good ones that have not come out of Florida, actually not come out of the United States, spoiler alert.

So we’ll get to those. But we’ll start with this guy, [01:38:00] you know, this is like the stupid criminal file. Like you clearly have done something wrong because you have an ankle monitor and you’re out and about in the red side by side. And then you start knocking on people’s doors because your ankle monitor battery is running low.

So of course you need to get that bad boy charged back up. Cause if it runs out of juice, suddenly the alarms are going to go off and popo going to come after you. Right. Well, you know, I guess people started reporting like, Hey, this You know, dudes coming around. Yeah, you know, that side by side stolen. So, uh, yeah, he got arrested trying to charge his ankle monitor up while going around on a stolen.

I’m thinking his original felony was probably also grand theft, but he also

Crew Chief Brad: has an extensive history, including battery burglary and grand theft is stand up

Executive Producer Tania: guy stand up guy. He’s just misunderstood.

Crew Chief Brad: He’s a class act.

Executive Producer Tania: Now this next one also involves some, some grand [01:39:00] theft, but a little bit of a different spin.

So, you know, people like to go out and party and it’s Florida, there ain’t no rules. So, Hey, everything’s open. So, you know, you’re out at the bar late one night doing as you do. Unfortunately, you’ve had a few too many and the responsible person. Would pick up the phone, although maybe they’d use it as a sun visor too many times during the day and, you know, the battery is dead.

I don’t know. You’d call an Uber, get you home. Now, this guy, you know, upon exiting drunk, he couldn’t find his car. And you’re thinking, yes, you shouldn’t be driving anyway. No, no, no. This guy’s a problem solver. Can’t find his car? Let me just steal a car and go look for my car in the stolen car. But while I steal this car, and I believe it was like, what was it?

It was a Honda Fit. So anyway, he steals this car, proceeds to, I don’t know, stall it somehow on a railroad track. And then a train comes along and [01:40:00] the train hits the car and launches it into somebody’s house. And this is that night. So as the picture shows, this car is like up on its tail, smashed demolished by the train inside of this person’s house.

And then he proceeds to run away on foot, vandalizes a fruit cart and then tries to steal.

Crew Chief Eric: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How does

Executive Producer Tania: one vandalize

a fruit cart?

Executive Producer Tania: He vandalized the fruit stand! And then he stole the forklift that was at the fruit stand and tried to get away

Crew Chief Eric: because the money was in the banana stand.

That’s why he’s

Crew Chief Brad: saying vandalized, not sodomized.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh, that’s brutal. But he told the cops. He made sure to let them know that he was looking for his stolen car. It’s

Crew Chief Brad: all good, it’s all good, it’s all good. He

Executive Producer Tania: flags them down to tell them he was looking for his stolen car. So it’s all [01:41:00] okay.

Crew Chief Eric: Where’s my car? It’s because two wrongs make a right, right?

Executive Producer Tania: Oh my goodness. I don’t know where people Too much, too much to drink. That person had apparently not enough. Okay.

Crew Chief Brad: Florida

Executive Producer Tania: people in general, I guess apparently are going to get very disappointed here. Pretty soon because I think up until very recently, Florida is one of the few states remaining that essentially doesn’t have rules around what you can write on your vanity plate. And so now they’re changing their minds on that and they’re going to regulate it.

Might be recalling people’s tags that are already out there and they’ve already denied 500 applications last year, I guess when they started cracking down on bad vanity plates and, and some of ’em, it’s like, okay, clever 2020 WTFF you. [01:42:00] 2020. Okay. Aha. And okay, slow. POS Shitbox was another one like. All right.

You’re just having commentary on yourself. I don’t know. And then they just get a little bit weird. You know, there’s some political commentary ones in there. Then there’s drug man. I don’t think you should probably be advertising for possibly legal habits. Um, that’s marketing, marketing, right? Dead AF. I’m not sure what that is supposed to signify.

I mean, killer. Here’s another one that could be marketing for themselves. Not in a good way. Fat AF. F T B S T R D.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s fat bastard.

Executive Producer Tania: Yep. F K diet. Okay. These people are like personally attacking themselves. It’s very strange. Then the weirdest one. T Bundy. Like, really?

Crew Chief Eric: I

Crew Chief Brad: get this one though. I get it though.

Brown Volkswagen Beetle.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, I’m going to give the shout out to the girls over at Sinister Hood. You need to listen to the Ted [01:43:00] Bundy episode or multiple episodes on Ted Bundy. So this all gets explained on their podcast. And that is, that is clever, but also creepy.

Executive Producer Tania: They didn’t say that it went on a brown Volkswagen.

They’re saying how creepy would it have been had the application been on a

Crew Chief Eric: I skimmed, I skimmed. Oh, then I wonder if. Okay.

Executive Producer Tania: Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: Yes.

Executive Producer Tania: Creepy. So yeah, apparently they’re cracking down on that. So can’t imagine what the other plates that have gone through in the past must say.

Crew Chief Brad: Way to go, Florida. Way to try and fast things up.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, apparently there’s some other states that are buck wild already. So

Crew Chief Brad: there’s a tag idea right there. Buck wild. Buck

Executive Producer Tania: wild. That’s safe though. There’s nothing bad about that. I don’t think. All right. So now we’re going to go north to our Canadian friends and Canada ones are always good, you know, because they always, I think so much better of Canadians.

And then when I see stuff like this, I’m just like Canada. [01:44:00] Okay. It’s not a kid.

Crew Chief Eric: I love Canada. I enjoy visiting there.

Executive Producer Tania: This woman somehow bless her heart. Ends up some sort of frozen water body, I think a river. She ends up on this river in her bright yellow scion, from what I can tell in that picture. But then the ice breaks and so the car starts sinking.

Now, you’d think a sane person would be like, time to get the F O. GTFO this thing. No, no, no. She stands on the back of the car, proceeds to take a selfie, as everybody else is trying to, like, come to her rescue and call police and do whatever. She’s just chillin As her car is sinking, taking selfies.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, you got to capture the moment.

That’s for the gram, as Brad would say, for the gram. What other time in your life would you get the opportunity to stand on a sinking scion [01:45:00] and take a picture of yourself?

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, you know, this one Twitter person, I think, summarized it pretty well. You know, she captured the moment with a selfie while people hurried and worried to help her.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, 100%. They should have just left her there. But then the best part is it’s like inception, right? Because there’s a picture of some other person with their cell phone taking a picture of her on her cell phone doing the selfie thing. So it’s like this cascading failure. For the gram!

Executive Producer Tania: I have saved the absolute best, I think, for last.

I think this has got to be tops. And this comes from our friends across the pond in the UK. Oh, apparently an Englishman’s home is his castle and that pretty much stands up in court as defense. Really? So this man who’s got this estate farmland or whatever, he’s a farmer.

Crew Chief Eric: Not Jeremy Clarkson.

Executive Producer Tania: Fourth generation hill farmer, this man.

Cutting to the chase, he uses essentially a telehandler, so like a forklift, [01:46:00] telehandler with a fork on the front end, so like a forklift, and he flips and pushes some guy’s car off his property that refused to move his car out of his driveway. Watch the video, there is a video of it. This is epic. This dude’s car got like a flat or broke down, asked him repeatedly to move.

The driver, I think, didn’t get into an altercation, but this other dude that was his friend showed up who was drunk and shirtless and like allegedly punched the guy first, which I guess He was like, nope, forklift, telehandler thing. I’m gonna take care of y’all. He pushed it out into the road, turned it onto the side of the road and just like left it there.

Crew Chief Eric: That is awesome.

Executive Producer Tania: And he was taken to court, but the charges were all dismissed because he was protecting his

Crew Chief Brad: Oh, before we move on, did you all watch the end of the video? He hit the guy with the forklift.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, he turned the forklift and the guy was standing there. Yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: No, he, [01:47:00] he hit the guy with the forklift.

Yeah. The guy was standing there. He knew the guy was standing there and he turned the forklift pretty rapidly. More power to him. You know what? Get off my lawn.

Get off my lawn.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, that being said, I think it’s time that we go behind the for some motor sports news. So what’s going on in the world of NASCAR time?

Not something you usually report about?

Executive Producer Tania: No, um, it’s just something that came across Netflix apparently on the 22nd of February. They’re going to be airing a docu series. It’s six episodes. It’s called Race Bubba Wallace. So it’s a docu series on the NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace. And his NASCAR journey thus far, not really much other information in, in the preview for it, but one can only imagine.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, maybe we’ll have to take a look at it and talk about it in the next drive thru, right? But speaking of other dramas on television, what about Formula One? What’s going on over there, Brad? What’s the big news?

Crew Chief Brad: Uh, All the manufacturers are, or all the teams are releasing their new 2022 cars. I think Haas was the first team to do it.

[01:48:00] And yeah, I mean, all the cars pretty much look the same. They’re all cool. I believe the wheels are bigger. I mean, the tires are bigger than they have been previously. So that should help. So I’m just going to have to wait and see how they perform on in some way, make the racing more exciting. We’re going to go ahead and see.

We always

Crew Chief Eric: say that every year I hear that phrase. We’re going to make the racing more exciting. Has that ever proven to be true

Crew Chief Brad: since Bernie Ecclestone or Ecclestine, whatever his name is, is no longer in charge. And that other guy sports or whatever, took it over. They have made some improvements. And actually this year is the first year where they implemented a lot of different changes, especially to the cars and stuff.

So I think it could be good. Last year they were done. They were playing around at a lot of the races with the sprint races, a qualifying race. I think that was really cool. Inadvertently or without their even trying some of the races ended up almost in like a reverse grid because of red flags and stuff like that on the restart, which was super exciting.

That wasn’t anything that they actually did. It was just kind of a coincidence thing. They [01:49:00] are trying to make changes. Some of them make it more exciting, but it depends on what you’re looking for in racing. Some of our F1 fans hate the idea of the sprint race because it takes away from the actual qualifying and it adds nothing really.

It discourages someone from actually trying to qualify, you know, and have the fastest lap. I’m going to watch anyway. I like F1 racing. I think it’s much more exciting than that bit IndyCar.

Crew Chief Eric: I thought the new Formula cars were IndyCars. They really look. Similar. They, I mean, I’ve looked

Crew Chief Brad: at, they, they look identical, but they’re

I mean, the

Crew Chief Eric: McLaren’s, the Astons. I was like, man, that’s a cool livery on that indie car. You guys got there. I’m like, whatever. But to your point about making the racing more exciting and, and the changes, my hot take on this is if you want the racing to be more exciting, get rid of all this balance of power nonsense.

What the people want, what the fans want is not. Everybody to be the same. This isn’t go kart racing. This isn’t even NASCAR for that respect. And NASCAR, I think should change to let people build their cars. We’re going to talk about here with Rolex. And actually we should [01:50:00] probably maybe transition to Rolex at the same time.

You know, when they did the balance of power on the Corvettes, if you can’t build a car that competes, build a better car, stop penalizing everybody. If you’re hitting, if you’re following the marks of the rules. Build a better car.

Crew Chief Brad: The only caveat to that is I would say institute some sort of budget to keep some of that.

I mean, there’s a huge disparity in the amount of money that some of these race teams have. Like obviously the factory teams like Mercedes are going to have a significant budget compared to a team like Haas.

Crew Chief Eric: Why don’t we split F1 down the middle and do like they did in WRC where it’s WRC1 and WRC2. So there’s F1A and

Crew Chief Brad: F1B.

It’s essentially what it is. There’s the best and then the best of the rest. But that’s an unofficial thing. It’s not official, but yeah, I would, I would agree with that.

Crew Chief Eric: But look at it this way. If it was cheaper for Williams to develop, like they did in the seventies, like a six wheeled formula car and have it be a V12, let them do it.

Who cares? Like this whole cookie cutter, everybody’s got [01:51:00] the same car with different skin on it. It doesn’t do anything for me. This is why I stopped being interested in Formula One, was right after the V10 era, where all the cars were basically the same. And during the V10 era, it was, it was still different enough.

Ferrari still had their motors. BMW had their motors. Renault had their motors. They were all different enough. And they perform differently. Some were better than others to your point Ferrari has deep pockets, you know, things like that. But once they decided to make all the F1 cars, cookie cutter, I’m done.

I checked out. I don’t care. I see that in a lot of other racing and it, and it hurts me because I think it takes away, From the technological progression, it takes away from the ingenuity, it takes away from the originality. And when you’re looking at the cars, you’re like, well, what’s the difference between the Aston and the Honda?

There should be a clear delineation between what they are and what they’re capable of, not the same thing.

Crew Chief Brad: Here it is. It’s this, there is a team spending down to 140, 000. 40 million from 1 7 5 in 2020. Oh damn. Is that [01:52:00] all to, to help level the playing field for smaller teams like Haas, as they go up against outfits with relatively unlimited resources like Ferrari and Mercedes and Red Bull, which used to spend upwards of 400 million annually.

So yes, they’re instituting that as well as all these other changes to kind of more,

Crew Chief Eric: here’s the underdog story, right? Ferrari spends 400 million and they get their butts handed to them by Williams, who can only spend 1 75. So who cares? Let them spend. A billion dollars if they want to, but build a better mousetrap, figure out a way to do it.

And you know where it comes from. The better engineers are the ones that do more with less. That’s been proven time and time again. The cars that succeed are the ones that were built with less. And they got more out of them than the folks that had deep pockets. That’s the Porsche story. That’s the early Italian sports car stories where they didn’t have anything and they built from nothing.

So I think we’ve, we’ve gone away from that and it, it takes away from the racing in my opinion, because it’s like watching a video game, right? And we’ll talk about that in a minute too. [01:53:00] I want to talk about Rolex before we transition to some WRC news. I mentioned the, you know, balance of power a couple of times when we talked about the Corvette.

I thought that was, I hate to say, sort of pathetic. Like, I really felt bad for Team Corvette. I don’t know why they were trying to like, or they were forced to step down to meet the new rules or whatever. Maybe the Corvette’s in this weird gray area where it should really be like a GT2 car, which doesn’t exist.

You know, this kind of thing. I, I just felt like, meh, it didn’t really help. The, the field was bigger than it’s been in a number of years, but. I also wasn’t impressed. I’m not happy with this LMP3 thing. It just feels like there’s more of the same cars on the track and there’s no variation and on the theme, you know, stuff like that.

What’d you think, Brad, at least of the lineup and stuff like that for Rolex?

Crew Chief Brad: Uh, I thought the top level was fun. It was fun to watch. The VPI class was a lot of fun. I can do that. The Acuras and the Cadillacs go at each other. It was cool. Corvette, I don’t know. Cause I don’t know if I fully understand the rule changes with that, but it [01:54:00] was my understanding that both the GTD and the GTT pro cars are basically classed the same now, the only difference is the driver’s skill, really, if that’s the case, I mean, again, with the balance of power or balance of performance or whatever, whatever it is, I haven’t looked too much into it and how it affected Corvette, this race.

I don’t know. Overall, I thought the race was fun to watch the bits that I did. Watch the 9 11’s was insane.

Crew Chief Eric: The front of the pack end of the race wasn’t nearly as important as the battle between those two 9 11’s. That was legitimately awesome racing. Those last 18 minutes where they’re battling back and forth, bump drafting, pushing each other and inevitably It ends in a cloud of smoke and disappointment.

It was, it was epic. The front of the pack, I could have cared less what was happening between Acura and Cadillac and all that stuff. Cause that race was already over by the time the second place car had dropped back a couple seconds. I was like, they’re never going to make that up. And I’m glad the cameras turned their attention to the GTLM cars because that was, that was exciting.

I waited [01:55:00] 23 hours and 40 minutes for that 20 minutes of action. And it’s a shame that it had to come at that point. And there was cool stuff that happened in the middle of the night. But I think the thing that made the race a complete drag was these extended yellows and I watched most of the race. I only got a couple hours of sleep.

And so I was, I was tuned in for a lot of it. It was incredible. I think we were over 20 yellows in the whole race, but they like went on for. Ever. And it was just like, what are we still doing under yellow that we come out of yellow and then we go into another yellow and it’s like, Oh, we crud. And it just, there were parts of the race that were just painful, but that that ending definitely made up the difference.

You know, going back to the balance of power, I felt bad for Corvette, and this isn’t a slight against Lexus. But when the Lexuses are walking away from the Corvettes, I was like, something’s wrong. Either cars are busted or whatever. And, and again, it’s not a slight against Lexus, but it’s just that Lexus has been riding that same car for what feels like forever.

And I’m sure [01:56:00] they’ve made advances and whatever, but I don’t wanna say that the Lexus isn’t competitive, but it’s not winning GTLM. The front runners have been Porsche and Corvette and BMW and things like that. They’re always just sort of there. But to see the Corvette just getting walked. By the Lexus, which is tried and true, you know, it’s kind of always there.

Like I said, it just, it hurt a little bit to see that. And I, I don’t know what’s going on. Hopefully they’ll figure that all out. A couple of things that I thought were interesting, the safety car was that color was heinous. I mean, I, I know that it has to stand out, but that BMW did not look good in whatever that yellow was.

Please repaint that car, rewrap it. Oh God, that was awful. The other thing was I had a hard time differentiating between the new Benz’s and the nine 11s because from behind, they look a lot alike. The rear end of the nine 11 is so big now. I don’t know. So that was hard to like tell them apart when they were in traffic.

But the other thing. That I thought was interesting was John Pearson. Apparently he’s 15 year old. He next year, he’s going to be [01:57:00] the youngest driver in Rolex history. So I thought that was pretty cool. They did a spot with him for a couple of minutes, kind of interviewed him. I’d love to know what his backstory is at 15, you know, going to be 16 years old next year.

How do you go from high school to driving? Well, yes. Okay. The answer is obvious, but I still think it’s pretty cool. I’d love to know what that backstory is. So 23 is going to be an awesome year. There’s a lot of new cars coming. I’m really curious to see how Rolex shapes up. If the teams that are going to go to Le Mans are going to use Rolex as their test race, because it’s going to make for a really exciting Rolex next year.

I’m cautiously optimistic. But I think it’s time we switch to some WRC news. What do you got, Tanya?

Executive Producer Tania: Isabelle Galmiche, a French co driver in Raleigh, she teamed up recently with Sebastian Loeb and has become, I guess, maybe the second woman, or at least the first woman in the last 25 years to, [01:58:00] uh, Co drive at Monte Carlo rally and be in the winning car.

So congrats to her. And she’s got an interesting story that this is not her full time gig. She kind of moonlights as a co driver and she has for, for many years. It’s the first time, uh, competing with in the right seat with Sebastian Loeb. So good for her, her, her day job is a math teacher.

That’s awesome.

Executive Producer Tania: And she’s very humble sounding. She doesn’t want to have a lot of us and must about any of this or bring the trophy in the school to show anybody. Yes. Kind of wants to go about her day.

Crew Chief Eric: And, you know, a lot of people that may not be intimate with how WRC works and rally, you know, there’s two people in the car, they’re going flat out, you know, crazy on these mountain roads and the navigator’s job is super important.

It’s actually even more difficult than the driving in the sense that they keep the pace and the rhythm of the run itself of the past, right. They’re giving out instructions to the driver in advance because there’s On many occasions, [01:59:00] the driver only sees the run one time, and it’s usually in a passenger vehicle at lower speed.

And what they’re doing on that one run is taking notes about the course, about the elevations, the camber, where there’s holes, where you need to turn in, where to watch out, what’s on the exit of the corner. And those hieroglyphs, those instructions that they write are super important. So very complex type of shorthand that they use.

And they need to be able to obviously remember that, but also come to an agreement with their driver on what the turn is, what they’re going to do. So she’s got a really difficult job working with any of the drivers, but even a world champion like Sebastian Loeb. I mean, it’s an honor and a privilege, but also it’s, it’s a challenge, right?

So. Obviously they don’t have a, uh, language barrier because they’re both French. I’m proud of her. I mean, it’s a tough job and being in the right seat and not really looking also where you’re going and just reading that book line after line and being on those difficult stages and crazy weather conditions and all that.

It’s a tough [02:00:00] job. I don’t think I could stump. I don’t think I have the stomach for it, honestly, because I probably get sick, you know, just trying to do that. In the passenger seat, but to your point about the last time it was done, and I might be wrong about my WRC knowledge, but I think it goes almost as far back as Michel Mouton and Fabrizio Pons as winning female co driver navigator at Monte Carlo.

It might be that far back, which is 35 plus years.

Executive Producer Tania: Instead it was Fabrizia Pons with Piero Liatti in 1997.

Crew Chief Eric: So after she left Michelle, yeah, yeah, okay. But it was Fabrizia then, still the same navigator as it was for Michelle Mouton. So there you go. I mean, she’s famous as, you know, one of the early female rally navigators.

So that’s awesome. It’s good to see that. And we want to promote that. And I know she doesn’t want the glory, but you know, I’m proud of her. That’s awesome. It’s a tough job. It’s a thankless job. That’s for sure. So a little bit of news from the e sports world, right, Brad?

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, I guess if you’re a PlayStation person, which I’m not, but [02:01:00] GT7, is coming out.

It is going to be released on March 4th of this year. It brings with it 400 cars at 34 different locations with 90 different layouts. It’s going to be available on both the PS4 and the PS5. And yeah, if you play Gran Turismo for some reason over Forza, then, you know, this is your bag. I’m just curious,

Crew Chief Eric: how long have they been waiting for this new version of Gran Turismo to come out?

Crew Chief Brad: I mean, the last Gran Turismo I saw was Gran Turismo Sport. Which that one was, I think it was all supposed to be like multiplayer online racing based and not much of like a campaign or anything like you get with all the other forces and everything. I don’t know. Apparently this one,

Executive Producer Tania: they’ve they’re going back to the heyday of grand Turismo, which I guess would be like what grand Turismo three,

Crew Chief Brad: two,

Executive Producer Tania: two or three.

So I think they’ve kind of gone back to that campaign mode style and added back in a lot of the. Other, I guess, side features that that had, which were kind of the [02:02:00] nifty, silly things that was Gran Turismo, like buying the used cars. And I thought that was the coolest thing. Doing mods and like all that kind of stuff.

So they’re bringing that back in.

Crew Chief Eric: I like the wheel swapping was my favorite. You could get wheels on other cars. Washing

Executive Producer Tania: your car.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, yeah, you could wash your car. That

Crew Chief Brad: was pretty cool. One of my biggest gripes with the most recent Gran Turismo was the track selection, I guess because Forza has so many tracks under contract, and our licensing, you know, they own licensing to all these different tracks.

As HPDE people, we drive a whole bunch of different tracks around the country and everything, and you couldn’t drive some of those in, Gran Turismo because they just didn’t have them. I don’t know that there were any tracks that I was actually interested in, in Gran Turismo.

Executive Producer Tania: I think that’s still the case in seven.

Cause I had pulled up a track list and they really don’t, it seemed like a high percentage of what seemed like made up tracks versus actual. Tracks forces seems to have a lot more actual tracks

Crew Chief Brad: when I was a kid. I used [02:03:00] to love driving those made up tracks. Cause I didn’t know I’ve actually been on, or this doesn’t interest me at all.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, you don’t, you don’t want to drive autumn Valley or whatever that is. You know, Forza has Naples Valley, right? So it’s all good.

So let’s switch over to our HPD junkie trackside report. I got a note from Dave Peters the other day, you know, they are still backfilling tons of events into the system for the 2022 season. Feels like a lot of people are making up for lost time. He told me the other day that at Thunder Hill alone, they just entered 75 events and apparently there’s like 80 more for that track itself this year.

And I’m like, they must be doing something. Every day of the week out there in California. So he’s keeping up the date on that kind of stuff. So there’s a lot more information being pushed to the website right now. So if you want to know what’s going on in February and March, hop over to hpdjunkie. com and search by track to make it much easier to say, Hey, what’s going on in my area.

And you can actually see what’s going on from now until [02:04:00] the end of the year. And obviously it continues to prune itself, expand and contract and all that. But I do want Want to announce on behalf of our sponsors are very hooked on driving. As a reminder, they are going to be at VIR at the beginning of March on March 3rd and March 4th.

This is like one of the earliest events in the DMV on the schedule right now. There might be something a little bit earlier, but that’s pretty early for this area to have a track event followed very soon after by New Jersey motor sports park, they’re going to be at Thunderbolt on April 9th and 10th.

And then. Two weeks after that, they’ll be at Watkins Glen for a three day spring fling from April 29th, 30th, and May 1st. So they’re doing their fall event in the spring as well now, three days at Watkins Glen. And then it goes from there, right? They’re at Pocono, A couple more times or Lime Rock and Summit Point, you know, Summit Point is back on the schedule.

They’re at Shenandoah for June 18th and 19th and things like that. And I also want to give a shout [02:05:00] out to Mike and Mona. They’re actually going to be on the show next week, kicking off season three. So you get to hear all about HOD and what their program is like. And some really cool behind the scenes content where Mike actually turns the tables on me and interviews me.

during that behind the scenes Patreon minisode. So be sure to check that out next week when it hits our main server. You know, I mentioned this is the end of season two. This is the last episode of season two. And I just wanted to kind of just do a quick retrospective for the folks that Maybe listening to the show for the first time, you know, this is going to be the first episode at the top of the list.

If you want to go back and want to know when season two started, look for the vet motor sports episode with Peter Klein, right? Where we talk about their program to get disabled veterans back into the motor sports world and all these kinds of programs that they have and how they facilitate that and whatnot.

Crew Chief Brad: We also had, what should I buy? Ugly cars, parts one and two and nineties [02:06:00] cars.

Crew Chief Eric: We kicked off an entire crossover month in the middle of the summer. We had Brian from take two podcasts on, we talked about a bunch of car related movies and shows and things like that. We had Steven Izzy from everything I learned from movies on twice this season.

We had a lot of fun with them. We look forward to doing more projects in the future. John Warner the fourth author of the little Anton series and noted Portia historian. He also has a podcast. We did a crossover with him and a shout out to Carolyn Ford and Mark Sonnell from the tech transforms podcast, where we talked about the intersection of it and the racing world as a crossover episode as well.

Crew Chief Brad: We also had a ton of interviews, awesome interviews with Rob Holland, Bobby Parks, David Middleton, Chris Bright from CPX, and our favorite, you got a guy, Paul Willemoski.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, we did a ton of technical episodes too. We had Andrew Rains on from Apex Pro. We interviewed the folks over at Liqui Moly. We talked to Blackstone Joe over at Blackstone Labs, which is also a crossover episode.

We interviewed James Clay, both for Powerflex and for Bimber World. And we [02:07:00] talked to Sal Finelli over at Porsche Diesel USA.

Crew Chief Brad: And to prove that we do more than just take laps and do HPD, we talked off roading, we talked drag racing, we talked lunar racing. I mean, who talks lunar racing these days? We do.

That’s who

Crew Chief Eric: we also celebrated gingerman raceways 25th anniversary. And we did a retrospective with summit point, looking back over their 50 year history, dove into both of the backgrounds of those tracks and their evolutions and what the future looks like for those two facilities.

Crew Chief Brad: And there are 56 episodes to catch up on from season two alone, not counting all of the bonus and behind the scenes content.

If you sign up for Patreon,

Crew Chief Eric: you know, I can’t pick a best of articles for season two because there are 640 drive through articles that we have reviewed on this particular sub arc. Of the break, fix podcast. So there’s a lot to catch up on there. There are a lot of fun and don’t forget one of our favorite link to the drive through episodes has to be this [02:08:00] year’s.

We would be remiss retrospective where Tanya rants about all things Tesla.

Crew Chief Brad: And we would love to give some big shout outs to all our guests hosts during season two. David drew Andrews, David L Middleton, Donovan, Laura, Mark Shank, mountain man, Dan, and especially Tanya. And yeah, we have to shout out Tanya for helping us out.

Especially while I’ve been away.

Executive Producer Tania: And if you’ve missed out some of the winter episodes on the podcast, we celebrated our 100th episode with a crossover with our friend, Steven Izzy from everything I learned from movies where we reviewed the seventies cult classic Corvette summer. Andrew Bank and Mike Kuchavik from Havoc Performance told the tale of two vipers, and we cranked up the Wayback Machine by revisiting a Patreon minisode called Toro Toro, where we chat with Jason Kennedy from Auto Interests about their humble beginnings in the Ford Taurus Club.

Thank you to everyone that came on the show this month, and please look forward to more great episodes this spring, and don’t [02:09:00] forget, March officially kicks off Season 3! Can you believe it?

Crew Chief Eric: I don’t know. Can you believe it? So we do have some new Patreons for February. What do we got there, Brad? I’ve

Crew Chief Brad: got to give a big shout out to Todd, the saber toothed goat tiger, Lily, and he’s also the recipient of this year’s GTMer award.

So if you’re a Patreon member, you would have heard the GTM awards night that was recorded during Rolex. He would have heard his name. Uh, we also have a special thanks to our new sponsor, Mike Kuchavik of Havoc Performance.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s right. And remember folks, everything that we talked about on this episode and more is available on our website, gtmotorsports.

org. So be sure to check on the follow on article so you can dive into all the Florida man stories. Tesla technological advancements, or maybe that Ferrari SUV that we talked about. So that’s all available on our website. There’s links pretty much everywhere. And remember there’s bonus and behind the scenes contents on patreon.

com. So that’s patreon. com forward slash GT [02:10:00] Motorsports.

Crew Chief Brad: And we would be remiss if we didn’t shout out some anniversaries. This year is eight years with GTM. It’s Tanya and I, Eric, of course is a lifelong GTM er, but officially eight years as well. Uh, we also have some, some other OG original gangster GTM ers like Mountain Man Dan, uh, and Portia Al.

That’s it.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, we didn’t have a special guest host this month as we close out season two, but look forward to other returning guests in season three, some really cool stuff that we have planned some exciting new interviews, racers, and other ideas that we’re going to put together for season three. As we’ve mentioned before, if you have an interest on being on the show, don’t hesitate to reach out to us, call or text, email us, etc.

But if you’d like to be a guest host on the drive through, we always have a spot and you’re always welcome to come on and share your opinion, share your stories. We’d love to have you. So I guess I got a shout out to Brad. Thanks for being here, closing out 56 long episodes of season [02:11:00] two. And I’m looking forward to where season three takes us.

Well, thank you for appreciate

Crew Chief Brad: my spot. And I’d like taken also, it’s a big spot to fill my man. There’s big shoes. It’s a very big seat to fill, I must admit. Uh, and then also a shout out to the executive producer, co host, uh, and owner of the podcast, whether she likes it or not, Tanya,

Executive Producer Tania: whether she knows it or not.

Crew Chief Eric: The drive thru wouldn’t be the drive thru without time. That’s for sure. We’d all be living in Florida

Crew Chief Brad: and GTM without you, none of this would be,

Crew Chief Eric: that’s right. Well, until next season, I guess this is us signing off. Thanks for being aboard for all of season two.

Executive Producer Tania: Watch out for that Sunshine

Crew Chief Eric: and we’re out bus

cars in back of us all just waiting to order. There’s some [02:12:00] idiot in a Volvo with us. Brights on behind me. I lean out the window and scream, Hey, watch. Trying to do blind me. My wife says, maybe we.

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out on www. gtmotorsports. org. You can also find us on Instagram at GrandTouringMotorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, You can call or text us at 202 630 1770, or send us an email at crewchief at gtmotorsports.

org. We’d love to hear from you.

Crew Chief Eric: Hey everybody, Crew Chief Eric here. We really hope you enjoyed this episode of Break Fix, and we wanted to remind you that GTM remains a no annual fees organization. And our goal is to continue to bring you quality episodes like this one at no charge. As a loyal listener, please consider subscribing to our Patreon for bonus [02:13:00] and behind the scenes content, extra goodies, and GTM swag.

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Highlights

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  • 00:00 Introduction and Sponsors
  • 00:46 Season Two Finale Announcement
  • 01:33 Manual Transmission Cars in 2022
  • 06:17 Road & Track’s 2022 Performance Car of the Year
  • 09:45 Ferrari’s New SUV and Innovations
  • 19:32 Porsche, Audi, and VW Updates
  • 30:00 BMW’s Design Changes and New Models
  • 33:36 Ford and GM News
  • 45:01 Chevy Spark Discontinued: Last Chance to Buy
  • 49:07 Toyota’s GT3 Concept: A Mercedes Lookalike?
  • 51:02 Hyundai Ioniq 5: The Best Affordable Electric Car?
  • 52:11 The EV vs. Petrol Debate: Breaking Down the Numbers
  • 57:31 Subaru’s WRX Station Wagon: Only in Australia
  • 58:02 The $111,000 Acura Integra: Is It Worth It?
  • 01:00:37 Toyota’s Autonomous Drifting Supra
  • 01:03:16 Hyundai and Kia Recall: Fire Hazard Warning
  • 01:04:29 JDM Cars Spotted in the Wild
  • 01:07:33 Lost and Found: Rare and Unique Cars for Sale
  • 01:12:51 New EVs and Concepts: From Alpha to Rivian
  • 01:24:03 Tesla’s Cybertruck and Roadster Delays
  • 01:25:35 Tesla Karaoke: The Turn On Tesla Mic Feature
  • 01:26:57 Space Roadster: Four Years in Orbit
  • 01:28:18 Tesla’s Space Adventure
  • 01:29:06 Jeep Grand Cherokee Design Debate
  • 01:31:03 Flying Cars: The Future of Transportation?
  • 01:33:58 Lego’s Speed Champions Lineup
  • 01:37:16 Florida Man Chronicles
  • 01:47:15 NASCAR and Formula One Updates
  • 01:53:00 Rolex 24 at Daytona Recap
  • 01:57:45 WRC and Esports Highlights
  • 02:03:15 HPDE Events and Season 2 Retrospective

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For many car enthusiasts, the journey begins with a poster on the wall, a handful of Hot Wheels, or a race glimpsed on TV. For Mike Kuchavik, founder of Havik Performance, it all started at age 14 when his father brought home a Dodge Viper – his dream car. That moment ignited a lifelong passion that evolved into a premier automotive business serving Viper owners with white-glove service and unwavering attention to detail.

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Mike’s story is one of grassroots grit. From wrenching in his parents’ garage to managing the second-largest Viper collection in the U.S., his trajectory is fueled by love for the car and the community around it. “You buy the car because it’s gorgeous,” Mike says, “but you keep it because of the people.” That ethos shaped Havik Performance into a one-stop shop for restoration, modification, and track prep – where communication and care are paramount.

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Havik isn’t just a garage – it’s a sanctuary for high-performance machines. Mike’s commitment to treating every car like his own means no Viper sits outside in the rain, and every detail, from battery tenders to paint correction, is handled with precision. Whether it’s a full restoration, suspension tuning, or trackside support, Havik Performance offers a concierge-level experience for owners who expect more.

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Notes

  • Origin of Havik Performance and what services they provide & maintaining the 2nd largest Viper collection in the US
  • What Should I Buy (WSIB) Viper Questions and Mods + Setups for Autocrossing and Tracking a Viper
  • Fact vs Fiction + Viper Myths!
  • The Viper Truck
  • Settle the debate: Viper vs Corvette
  • Do we think, know, rumors… is there a next-gen Viper coming? FCA teased a V8 (ferrari) powered Viper for a while. With the EV-olution, what does that mean for the Viper? Hybrid?
  • Viper Owners Association

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Break Fix podcast is all about capturing the living history of people from all over the autos sphere, from wrench, turners, and racers to artists, authors, designers, and everything in between. Our goal is to inspire a new generation of Petrolhead that wonder. How did they get that job or become that person?

The road to success is paved by all of us because everyone has a story.

Crew Chief Eric: For many of us, it all begins with a dream, inspired by a poster on the wall, a small collection of Hot Wheels, a race you saw on tv. But for our guest, his dream began when he was 14 years old. His father purchased his dream car, a Dodge Viper.

They started attending events together, learning more about the car, and meeting like-minded car enthusiasts. Joining the Viper Club of America opened him up to understand what Viper owners expected from mechanics, how they wanted to modify their cars, and what they wanted to be restored. And with [00:01:00] that. A single dream realized havoc performance was founded to offer a premier automotive business that would provide white glove treatment paired with constant communication and above standard industry expectations.

And to talk to us about all things. Vipers is Mike Vic, founder of Havoc Performance. Joining me and filling in for Brad is my guest host and newly minted Viper owner, the one, the only Mr. Andrew Bank. So welcome both of you, Mike, and Andrew to break fix.

Mike Kuchavik: Thanks for having me. Really appreciate it.

Andrew Bank: Yeah, thanks, Eric.

Unfortunately, finally caved all on my first podcast ever. Uh, I don’t know how I feel about this drag kicking and screaming.

Mike Kuchavik: We’re doing it together. At least there’s a viper in the background. A hundred

Crew Chief Eric: percent. And we will get into that in a little bit. So, Mike, we met recently at Watkins Glen. You were working on all things a Jaguar, and we got to talking about a bunch of different stuff.

And then you [00:02:00] mentioned something that really got my attention, which was the word viper. And like you, I’ve been in love with the Viper since the very first one came out. And let’s face it, it’s the hottest car from the nineties that was designed in the eighties. Right. Let’s talk about all things Viper, but first let’s kick off with the origin of havoc performance, what you provide and where this evolution is gone from you having this poster on your wall to now being a Viper aficionado.

Mike Kuchavik: It really started, like we said, kind of in that intro about. I was probably about 14 years old. My dad bought that Viper, and it was just so much fun going out to the events and meeting all the people. They always joke around that like, you buy the car because it’s gorgeous, right? We love Vipers for what they are.

They’re beautiful cars, but you keep the car because of the people you meet through the clubs and the people are second to none on top of it. Growing up and getting to watch all that and meet all these great people and just watching some people’s experiences when you go to shops and stuff and their cars sit outside in the rain, like when they’re not [00:03:00] getting worked on and all that jazz, it’s like I found that unacceptable even when I was 18.

If you’re gonna have a car like that, you expect it to be treated like your baby. When I started to go, okay, well, like maybe I could start a business working on cars, doing that sort of thing, it was one of those where I wanted to make sure that I built a business that not only communicated, because that’s the biggest issue with most shops, is they don’t tell them or give them realistic deadlines, or even if the deadline is pushed, they’re not updated.

So. Communication was the biggest part of it. And the other thing was taking care of their cars like, like a baby of mine. ’cause at the end of the day, our cars are like our children in a sense, always wanted to make sure that they were clean battery tenders while I had them in my shop. And they would never sit outside in the weather.

They had to go outside in the sun. They’d sit out in the sun for a little bit, but they’d never be out in the rain or anything like that. As years went on, we were watching all this stuff happen and people would take ’em to shops and some shops would end up wrecking vipers because nobody really knew what to do.

And some young guy would take it out. And if you floor these things in third gear, if you’re at a high enough RPM, you [00:04:00] could spin the tires if it’s. Not the right condition. So it can get dangerous pretty quick. It’s,

Crew Chief Eric: it’s ’cause it’s got all the torques, right? Yes. Peak torque is like

Mike Kuchavik: 3000 RPMs for the record.

Like that’s awesome. You hit 3000 and you’re just about around peak torque. That’s like a truck. Yeah, we we’ll into that too. It’s, it

Andrew Bank: also sounds like one

Crew Chief Eric: that’s, it sounds like two five cylinder Audis running together. That’s all I know. That’s for damn sure.

Mike Kuchavik: Just stand on each side of the car and you’ll figure that out.

So it all started off with like, I saw a need. As I started to do like car collection management, even when I was younger, like a friend of ours had a car collection of like 50 cars. He’s got a little bit of everything and he watched me grow working outta my parents’ garage. I was doing oil changes for him when I was like 16, 17.

All my friends knew and most of my high school knew that I had like a two car garage, my parents’ place. So they’d all shipped their stuff up to me and we’d work on it and figure it out and brake slowly turned into, oh, well let’s rebuild a motor. Let’s put transmissions in, let’s [00:05:00] do performance shocks, and all that other fun stuff That continued to grow.

And while the first guy that I was working with, he watched me grow and do all those things, gave me more and more responsibility. When I was a junior in college, I was actually going to Penn State at the time, studying business and marketing. He met with the one Viper guy we met through the Viper Club and he said, who works in all your cars?

Well, Mike Junior did. So I started working for the Viper guy. And 2015 he had six cars. As of today, we’re up to 52 in his collection.

Crew Chief Eric: Holy cow. That’s something you mentioned to me at the track. You actually manage the second largest Viper collection in the us

Mike Kuchavik: correct? The second largest, the first largest is down in Texas.

And last I heard they were at 94 Vipers, but they have like two. Is

Andrew Bank: this one person owner, is this like a company that owns them all?

Mike Kuchavik: That’s one person for both collections. Wow. Well, husband and wife

Andrew Bank: for one month. I had two Vipers in the scratch. One didn’t run and the cooling tank didn’t, uh, didn’t fill up, but you know that’s okay for a brief [00:06:00] and one month minor

Mike Kuchavik: problems,

Andrew Bank: somewhere on that list.

Mike Kuchavik: They’re highly desirable, very bottom, and honestly meeting those guys that have all those vipers, you would never guess that they’d have more than one talking to ’em. And that’s the one of the best parts about the Viper Club.

Crew Chief Eric: I don’t think we delved into what you offer at havoc as service products, et cetera, as part of your business.

So do you wanna expand upon that for our listeners? Just

Mike Kuchavik: so like people know in general here, I handle anything and everything, right? So I’ve got a guy’s car who basically wants it essentially fully restored. I’ve got body shops I work with. I’ve got guys who come in and do paint correction for us. We handle suspension components, motor builds, all that stuff.

And we do some of the things in-house. But basically I wanted to design my business where you could drop your car off and when you picked it up, everything would be done. If you wanted clear blood done, we would have it done for you and someone would come in and do it. If you wanted any of those services done, we could handle it.

And it’s expanded into doing. Pre track inspection forms and going to track days with customers [00:07:00] and making sure their cars are on tiptop shape. So it’s really expanded into a bunch of different things. So it’s not like, oh yeah, I’m just gonna go get this engine work done and that’s that. It’s okay, I can go see him.

We can set events up, we can get the whole car detailed and you know, so a bunch of different things. But I have all my services too on the website if anyone wants to dive deeper into some of those things. But if you need something done nine times outta 10, we can handle it and you won’t have to worry about the process

Crew Chief Eric: and you work on more than just Viper.

So that’s always also good. So, uh, yeah, we’ve done, we’ve done a little bit of

Mike Kuchavik: everything.

Crew Chief Eric: Let’s step back, let’s step back to 13-year-old Mike Vic and talk about the car that was hot on his list before the Viper came on the scene. What was the poster on your wall when you were 13 years old? I

Mike Kuchavik: had. I had two posters.

It was Mustangs and Vipers. And at the time, all in my mind that I would be able to afford was going to be a Mustang. So I loved Mustangs. And then Vipers started to kind of creep up as more and more. And like [00:08:00] one day my dad just walks out and we’re sitting in the garage and he goes, well, Mike, I did it.

There’s a Viper coming. And I was like, you’re shitting me. There’s no way in hell a viper’s coming. You’re pulling my leg. And sure as hell, a trailer pulled up and dropped a viper off in our driveway. And that was when the really, the, the real big dream of it was really happening. Gen color and year are the first one.

Should I make you guess? It’s iconic

Andrew Bank: Gen two blue, white

Mike Kuchavik: stripe. Ah, man. You weren’t kidding. You have two vipers. Yeah, it was, it’s the, uh, the gen two iconic blue and white. Because it copied after the Shelby Daytona. That’s right. And we’ll, we’ll expand upon that in a little bit.

Andrew Bank: Those are crazy valuable right now.

I just saw an alert on that. I get alerts every time that Vipers listed, because I’ve been looking for one my whole life. Yeah. Even though I just got one for the first time, I didn’t unsubscribe from all these alerts. I got an email five minutes ago, hundred $19,000 for Blue White Gen two. I can tell you right now, I see cars.com and I, of course, I deleted it because I was [00:09:00] like, that’s a little outta my price range.

Just, just a little bit. I think it was in the thirties or less. It’s wild how much these things are going for now. And it’s, it’s specifically the blue and white. Yeah. The reds, the yellows. They’re getting, they’re going from 50, 60, sometimes 70. And that’s the gen twos. I paid less for the gen threes.

Everyone fucking hates them for some reason. Well, you have the coup. I know why. I know why. But yes, that’s one thing for here you go. 28,470 miles.

Mike Kuchavik: He’s out of his mind. I just coordinated a deal a couple months ago for a all original blue and white 96 with like 5,000 miles and it was under 80. Wow. I just meant so horsepower.

Look. Got it There you twin thousand horsepower twin Turbo makes a big

Crew Chief Eric: difference.

Andrew Bank: Yeah. Twin turbo. 2000 horsepower. Woo. Okay. That car will kill you.

Crew Chief Eric: So let’s get back to some more Viper origin stories. Right? As I was joking, the best car from the nineties that was designed in the eighties, and a lot of people don’t realize that much [00:10:00] like Lee Iacocca is credited for being, you know, the godfather of the Mustang, even though he didn’t pen a single line on that car, he was the guy that pushed the Muang program forward, and it’s been an iconic vehicle ever since.

When he went to bat for Chrysler the second time, not the first time, the second time, to bring them back from the brink of complete destruction. There’s a little bit of mystique and mystery behind the story of why Lee pushed for this skunkworks project. Known as the Viper Project. Got them a separate building, got car, his buddy Carol Shelby involved, things like that.

So the plans for the Viper were already started in the eighties, and then when I saw a debut in 89 and it rolled out on the stage, it was one of those moments where it was like, this is the next best thing since sliced bread. Let’s talk about those early vipers, what they really were, where the idea came from.

I mean, you’re an expert in these cars. Let’s kind of nerd out on the original 92, 93, 94 Gen one [00:11:00] vipers.

Mike Kuchavik: So one of the big pushers for the Viper was Bob Lutz. There’s a backstory to that that’s not really ever talked about. Talk like I’ll hear it at some of these like Viper team guys will hear, tell us some stories.

Every so often you hear it pop up. But one of the reasons that they built the Viper was Bob Lutz was, would drive his Shelby Cobra to work and they would all razz him. He’d be like, all right, well like build me a car then that’s Dodge that can compete with my co. Because right now, well, I’m gonna drive a minivan.

Dodge wasn’t doing too much in the performance world at the time. When it came to the original stuff, the main guys that were really pushing for it, they didn’t have a budget. They didn’t have any of that stuff. They had very little money to make these things happen. And let me tell you, they put a hell of a car together that can do many things that people don’t realize.

It’s just crazy to see what they made back in 89 compared to even what they have now. It’s one of those nice body styles that’s almost timeless. ’cause if you take the wheels off of an RT 10 target top the originals, and you put a set of gen five [00:12:00] wheels on ’em. Yeah. If you get rid of those three spokes, you throw a new set of wheels on ’em.

I’ve had people come up to me and say, is this car from like the two thousands? It’s just crazy to see how these cars have been so timeless over the years. And there’s

Crew Chief Eric: a few other cars that are just like that. And I’ll name drop them. The Gen three RX seven, the fourth gen Supra, the Audi R eight. Yeah. It doesn’t matter what year it is.

And you look at it today, you’re like, it still looks new. It still looks modern. And I think the Viper is, is one of those designs. Granted we, we gotta discount the blocky Mercedes period there for a moment. But those early vipers, I mean they are, to your point, very reminiscent of the Shelby Cobra. And obviously having Carol Shelby involved in helping to design the original Viper is really important to that part of the story.

It comes at a terrible time for Chrysler though. I mean, there’s in dire straits, you know, on the brink of financial ruin and here they are building, quote unquote a supercar. How does that all work?

Mike Kuchavik: Honestly, that’s probably [00:13:00] why the budgets were so tough and all the like crazy things that I know we’ll get into later about some of these other stories.

I get to tell you that they made happen and did the things that they did because the money wasn’t there. But somehow they got through this process of things to make these cars and give them all this publicity, which I really think helped them in the long run. They didn’t, I don’t think they made a ton of money on the cars.

One of the reasons why they probably stopped, but in the beginning. As far as the performance world, this stuff goes you, like you said, they were designed in the eighties and they lasted through the nineties and did a hell of a job doing it.

Crew Chief Eric: And there was a gap there too between the initial prototype rollout in 89.

Mm-hmm. To when the first one went on sale. The very first vipers in 92, that’s a three year gap, so they spent that time refining it. The first vipers that launched don’t exactly look like the prototype either. You know, they’ve been modified, they were slightly bigger, you know, things like that. They had to add some creature comforts, although there were very few.

Yeah, yeah. Which we’ll talk about. In those early cars,

Andrew Bank: they had windows and. A [00:14:00] roof and a doorknob. That stuff is all useless. You didn’t need for that first one.

Crew Chief Eric: Did the COBRA have any of that stuff? No. So the Viper didn’t have it either, right? They didn’t need it. No ac, none of

Mike Kuchavik: that.

Crew Chief Eric: Coming from the Cobra, we go to the Viper to continue with that lineage.

It all, it all kind of gels together. It’s obvious to us as Petrolhead, but it might not be obvious to somebody else. Like I don’t, I don’t get the history. So we’re gonna fill in those gaps. And I remember one story that was kind of fun about the Skunk Works project. As they were putting it together, Lee Koco said, Hey, go take this building over there.

Go work on it on your own. And I read this in his memoirs and he was saying about how guys were like basically taking the, the corporate minivans and running over to other parts of the campus and basically quote unquote, borrowing, we’ll call it equipment, computers, whatever they could. Get in the back of a minivan and bringing it over to the skunkworks building.

Mike Kuchavik: Roy Shoberg, he was the one overseeing the project at the time, right? He was the one that was building a team. So he was the one who put like Dick Winkles together, Tom Gale together. All those [00:15:00] guys that made this viper happen. In the beginning, the team of guys were like, Roy, you need to get a minivan as your company car.

And he goes, why the hell would I want a minivan as my company car? And he goes, we’re gonna take the seats out of it. And because you’re corporate, your car isn’t inspected when it leaves the plants. So we’re gonna drive to the other plants that we know aren’t using computers and aren’t using all the drafting stuff, and we’re just gonna take it.

We’re gonna put in the van and we’re gonna move it to where we need it to so we can use that stuff to develop this car because we don’t have any money to do so. So that story is actually true, and it’s rather hilarious that that actually happened because I mean, it nowadays, there’s so much paperwork involved to do anything.

Back then they were like, ah, fuck it. Like let’s just do this.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s ingenious. And you know, it speaks to something that Lee talked about in his first autobiography when he went to Chrysler the first time, is that even though he was a Ford man and he had been at Ford forever, he said that there was always something about the Chrysler engineers that they were always thinking outside of the box.

They were really a cut above. They just [00:16:00] were performing surgery, as I like to call it, with a spoon and a screwdriver, right? They just never had the tools to bring these dreams to reality. And so they made a lot of, let’s face it, a bunch of turds, right?

Mike Kuchavik: Yep.

Crew Chief Eric: But, and there was some cool stuff in the seventies and the muscle car era, but there was a this, this middle aged period of Chrysler, you’re like, I don’t want to talk about any of this stuff.

And then along comes the Viper and you’re like, whoa. And we can nerd out upon that. But there’s some other, I think, myth busting we need to do along the way. And that’s. The one you hear all the time. Well that’s just a Lamborghini V 10. They didn’t even develop that engine themselves or the other side, it’s just a truck motor and it came out of an agricultural piece of equipment, blah, blah blah.

So what’s the

Mike Kuchavik: truth? The truth is, at the time they did not have the molds or the technology to really make an all aluminum V 10. Dick Winkles at the time did go over to Lamborghini ’cause he was one of the head designers of the Viper motor. And they worked with Lamborghini to figure out how to make the motor run cool enough, [00:17:00] work well enough being all aluminum, because Lamborghinis was making aluminum blocks at the time.

So it’s not truly a Lamborghini motor because they took the basic design, kind of like from the trucks or even from the V eights, just added two cylinders. ’cause that’s all, it’s really two inline fives essentially. So they used that platform, took some information from Lamborghini and then made it happen in the process.

So. On one end, it’s not on the other. It’s kind of dead center as far as how that goes. Interesting. So it’s a little bit of both, so everybody’s sort. A little bit of both. So everybody’s kind of right that

Andrew Bank: applying to both the first gen and the third gen ones. I know they changed a lot about the engine between the, uh, what was it, 2003 remake when they went from gen two to gen three.

Mike Kuchavik: Gen two and Gen three motors are different. Ironically enough, you can put gen three heads on top of a Gen two motor. The head gasket are. And so there are a lot of similarities. The design is kind of the same at the end of the day. They’re all kind of the same motor. They just made improvements through the year, so there’s definitely like a redesign.

’cause they went up to the eight three and the gen [00:18:00] threes versus uh, like the eight liter. So they

Andrew Bank: 8, 8 4. Yeah.

Mike Kuchavik: The eight three is the gen three. The eight four is the gen four. So oh, eight to 10 is gen, is the eight four.

Andrew Bank: That’s just, I know it’s written on my little intake thing says 5 0 5 8 0.4.

Crew Chief Eric: He’s uh, he’s fact checking.

Oh yeah, I’m

Andrew Bank: fact checking myself. How much did they change it to in 2008 when they made the gen four and they bumped it up a hundred horsepower. They went from five 10 to 6 0 5, 600 flat. And they literally, you know, they didn’t change anything about the frame of the car. They just changed the intake and the manifold from my understanding.

They went, well these aren’t selling. We gotta do something and bump it up a hundred horsepower and make a cooler, you know, cooler hood with the three open vents instead of like the flatted,

Mike Kuchavik: the displacement only went from an 8.3 to an 8.4 from the gen threes, which was oh three to 2006. And then the gen fours came out in oh eight and they, oh, eight to 10 was an 8.4 liter size block.

But what they changed was they added like a variable timing essentially with the cam. By doing that, it was creating more power.

Crew Chief Eric: B Tech, [00:19:00] yo, you got

Mike Kuchavik: BT Tech. Yeah, it’s, I mean, kind of

Crew Chief Eric: vanos, maybe it’s more like vanos.

Mike Kuchavik: Basically it’s like a variable intake sort of situation where you were able, they were able to get some more power out of

Crew Chief Eric: it.

Yeah. Volkswagen introduced something like that in 2003 on the R 30 twos as well where they can change the length of the runners and all this kind of crazy stuff using vacuum and, and solenoids and all sorts of stuff that was prone to break, you know, so it was awesome. Yeah. So speaking of prone to break, let’s talk a little bit about the early cars.

’cause it’s kinda still staggering. To put it in perspective, you’re talking a quasi 500 horsepower car in the early nineties. I mean, even the F forties and other iconic super cars of that time weren’t making that kind of power. Like this was the muscle car of the modern times. Right? And if you think about it, what things did the Vipers not come with?

Let’s start with that and then how have they evolved and what is still on? Let’s say, let’s, let’s say what’s. Still on a current viper, last Gen Viper. That’s a carryover [00:20:00] from the originals. Did anything make it all the way through? Every generation.

Mike Kuchavik: They all stayed manual. You could never get ’em in an automatic.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s hugely awesome.

Mike Kuchavik: Yeah. So that was one of the big things that, uh, they wanted was it had to stay raw, right? So they always kept them v tens and they always kept them manual transmissions. From 92 to 2010, there was no traction control, no stability control. It was only until the government mandated traction control, stability, control in the cars, which was what happened with the Gen five.

So like the government stepped in and made that have to happen. Or like in 2001. They brought in a BS, so like in 2001 and newer Vipers will have, and we’ll have a BS modules in ’em. Besides that, everything from 92 up to 2000, we’ll have, uh, sorry, 2000. They brought the A BS in 92 to 99. There’s no a, b, s.

Crew Chief Eric: And which years did they actually have door handles and door locks and windows as Andrew alluded to?

Mike Kuchavik: Um, so I mean, once they brought out the GTS model, so the coop, they had [00:21:00] door handles on the coops. So in 96 they started to add door handles to the coop, well to the RT 10. So like they have this weird 96 and a half RT 10 that, like some of them didn’t necessarily have exterior door handles. They were just still, you reached inside and grabbed the interior handle.

So it’s like the half year RT 10 stuff.

Andrew Bank: That

Mike Kuchavik: didn’t have roll up windows. It didn’t have necessarily have handles yet. So it’s like that 97 era that they started to incorporate windows into the RT tens that weren’t like in the trunk that you had to put in. You still the tops in the trunk that would go on.

But, and that was another crazy story, right? Like,

Andrew Bank: like a hideous little top hat. I hate the look. It just looked like a, like an old man with like a fake hair piece on and you could see it. It doesn’t belong. Like he didn’t glue it on all the way. It’s as seams. Well, so that’s the one thing that always bugged me about the RC 10.

Mike Kuchavik: If you do, if you do 55 miles an hour, you won’t get wet, just so you know. Um, but that arrow dynamic about that science, [00:22:00] but it was another one of those situations where somebody in corporate was driving an RT 10 and it started to rain in Detroit. So they were like, these things need roofs. We need to make sure that these have roofs because I don’t wanna get stuck in the rain if I’m out.

So that’s why they ended up adding them into the fold up into the trunk, whereas. To my knowledge, cobras didn’t have any roof system. It was, you better drive it while it’s sunny or you’re getting wet.

Crew Chief Eric: Or they had those sort of tunnel covers. Like the old lotus’s would have that, you know, they would use those button rivets Yeah.

To like, you know, clip it on. It’s like a leather cover. That was typical of British cars. ’cause you gotta remember the Cobra itself started out as an AC going way back before Shelby got his hands on it. So there was a British roadster before you. They, they put the Ford heart in it and the Ford Drive train and all that kind of stuff.

The Cobra kept that. And there’s actually a really great video, which we’ll post in the show notes that Jay Leno did during COVID of his 93, I believe it is. T 10, which he, he gets into this whole debate about whether he’s the first one to [00:23:00] own a black viper because they came red up until that point. And there’s another gentleman that contests that he got his first and all this back and forth, but what he ends up doing on the episode is going through all the amenities, or I guess lack thereof on those early vipers.

And he lays out in the gr his garage floor at one point. He’s like, this is all the stuff I gotta do to make sure I don’t get wet. Right. And, and he lays it all. It’s really cool. And you’re, and I’m looking at it going, this is like all old British Roadster stuff. So it’s kind of neat that they kept that.

And eventually, obviously that went away. But you said the manual transmissions. And the question I got from somebody recently was what manual is in the Viper,

Mike Kuchavik: in the Gen Ones and twos? It’s a T 56. Sorry. In the Gen threes it’s also a T 56 and then the gen fours and Gen fives use the T 60 sixties.

Crew Chief Eric: Okay. So no ZF transmissions, not the Mercedes based or anything like that.

Mm-hmm. They’re all tremi. All tremi. Nice. A lot of guys will find Viper Transit and use ’em for like V eight Chevys and other types of conversions or converting [00:24:00] the, the truck, which we’ll talk about in a little bit. In terms of chassis, obviously that evolved, especially during the Mercedes period. They got really kind of big, you know, things like that.

But is there anything that is a, a heritage piece that has made it from the first Gen Viper all the way through the last ACRs in 20 16, 20 17?

Mike Kuchavik: So, like I said, like the big thing about all of that was they wanted to keep the car as raw as possible. Yeah. Some people wanted to put automatics in ’em from corporate and all that other fun jazz, and they basically said, no, they have to stay manual, they have to stay the V 10, they have to stay rear wheel drive, we, and we want to keep it as race car esque as possible.

Right. So they wanted to keep the nannies off the cars and make these things be able to be track monsters at the end of the day. And then if you broke down, you’d be easy enough to fix at the track if you needed to. The thing that really held true, the car the whole time was. The fact that they only came in manual transmissions through the entire generations.

Andrew Bank: When they switched from the Gen four to gen five, they went, well, basically a three year gap in 2010 to 2013 [00:25:00] where SRT took over and they were no longer dodge fiber. They were SRT Viper. At that point, they scrapped. I mean that, it didn’t look anything like the resume. They modeled the body off of the original gen two GTS coup.

They did the swooping, you know, hood again, that was the exotic, sideways opening one rather than this garbage one that opens up, you know, four the boring regular hood. I don’t know. I love those ones. I got to do a ride along with Eugene at one of our events at New Jersey Motor Sports Park. Unfortunately, we had a little incident where the, uh, oil cap was not screwed on all the way after he filled it back up and it blew smoke and oil all over the engine.

I, uh, legitimately thought I was dying because NACR and he was going faster than I’d ever been on the track. All of a sudden we’re seeing black smoke everywhere and I’m just in the passenger seat, like, cool, this guy’s about to kill me. That’s cool. And I, I played a little bit too much GTA five gta, and I, I, I was like, I know what black smoke coming outta the engine.

Me. That means the car’s about to explode in about, you know, five seconds we pull over. It’s just oil and everything, but. I was [00:26:00] incredibly memorable. Ride along and I’m holding a spot. The, the poster you have right behind you, that one with white stripes, that’ll be the next one. Might take me a little longer, but I’ll be happy with this one.

But they’re gorgeous.

Mike Kuchavik: But like you were saying too, they wanted to try to keep the clamshell hoods, especially as the design changed through the years and that was again, something else that they kind of tried to keep. But at the end of the day, even if you look at all vipers, the front ends, in my opinion, all have that kind of same mean design.

The headlights are a little bit different. I mean, they didn’t, the gen fives and the gen twos are like, to me, the Gen five is the new version of the gen two and which is one of the things that I really like about those designs. So as far as things that made it through all the years, I think it’s really just like trans motor.

And they kept, they tried their hardest to keep the rawness of those cars.

Crew Chief Eric: If the Gen five is the new gen two, does that mean that the gen three is the new copperhead? So let’s talk about the copperhead for a second, shall we?

Mike Kuchavik: That

Andrew Bank: was a slight jab that like the Mamba edition.

Mike Kuchavik: So [00:27:00] there’s a million additions.

You mean

Andrew Bank: I had all these special ones that I’m like, what’s special about the copperhead? That’s what I wanted to ask.

Mike Kuchavik: Let’s let Mike fill us in on what the copperhead is. The copperhead was either a Cooper or convertible, and depending on the year, it would have a dash plaque, it would have orange stitching, it would have that copper color, and it would have those five spoke polished chrome looking wheels.

Outside of that, it was like a badge that they put on it, just like a lot of the other cars they did.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s true of the Viper. I’m gonna stretch. Oh, okay. Your imagination, right. Where are we

Mike Kuchavik: at?

Crew Chief Eric: We are at the concept. Dodge Copperhead, if you recall, which was developed in 1997 as a one-off prototype, as a variant of the Viper.

It has a very squareish front end. Looks like something out of Batman. The animated series, if you search, I’ve actually seen it. There is apparently like one, and that’s why I joke that the gen three is the [00:28:00] new version of the Copperhead because it has kind of similar body lines, right? If you think about it.

Yeah.

Mike Kuchavik: I mean the tail lights look exactly

Crew Chief Eric: same, hideous. There’s also

Andrew Bank: this front end looks like a, uh, not PC cruiser, a uh, Plymouth Crowler. Only it has. It’s not open wheel.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s got fenders. Exactly. And there’s a third little car, and I mean little that you add to this equation known as the demon, which we talked about in an earlier episode, which was designed as a Miata killer and also had related

Andrew Bank: articles.

Crew Chief Eric: And also has very viper like lines to it as well. So that’s kind of another kind of sub variant of the Viper family there. If we’re playing a little bit of Viper Family Tree Viper trivia. Speaking of that, Mike, what are some other great little interesting tidbits of information or stories or anecdotes about the Viper and its lineage that you’d like to share?

Mike Kuchavik: So one of my favorites. It has to be the turn signals on the gen ones and twos because we’ve always talked about how they didn’t have enough [00:29:00] money to be really building these cars, right? They had to cut corners as best they could to make things cheap and make this car happen because they all wanted it to.

They all had the passion to, but how are they gonna do it? And they were originally needing to make the tooling for turn signals for these bumpers. Basically, Chrysler came back and said, well, it’s gonna be 250,000 aside to make the tooling, and then you can make all the lights you need. Well, Roy said, that’s not happening.

Go down to the trailer store and find a good set of lights that will fit and look good in this bumper. So they went down, they found a set of trailer lights and the turn signal lights in the front bumpers of the gen one and twos are actually trailer lights. So they took the trailer lights, used the tooling from them.

Saved a crap ton of money so they could put it elsewhere.

Andrew Bank: Plastic parts bin.

Mike Kuchavik: Oh yes. Very much parts. PIN

Andrew Bank: card to excess. I mean, even my key and the key fob are the exact same ones out of a Dodge Caravan from that year. The vent identical, I mean I looked it up, I, I’m sure you have seen how much these things are cheap plastic.

So that first [00:30:00] viper I got, everything was broken. Like every interior piece of cracked was so brittle. Yep. And trucks did not hold up to 15 years of even gr. I don’t know if it was garage kept or not, but the interior is not what you buy this far for. It’s definitely minimalist. That correct at that. But it sounds fantastic, even if it does sound a little bit like the old Cub cadet tractor I used to mow my parents lawn with.

It still sounds pretty good. I, like, I I, the first time driving, I’m in six gear and I, I rev it. I just hear and I’m just like, okay, that’s not what I was expecting this to sound like. I’m not, I can’t say I’m disappointed or anything, but

Mike Kuchavik: Well, hey, six gear. You’re probably at like a thousand RPMs, so

Andrew Bank: 90 miles an hour, 1,750 RPMs.

It’s wild. I’m like, this thing, it’s got so much to give, I mean a ton of displacement. And, uh, you know, first order of business, I gotta look for an exhaust. Actually, Mike, you gotta gimme suggestions even if it’s later on. I gotta know Corsa Barilla, like, well, what do I get for this? Because Barilla whatcha talking about [00:31:00] That’s a brand I, I, I swear I saw it on a form that’s available on the bi version.

I was surprised. Pipe, no, I was surprised when we had it up on the lift that the pipes, they went down. Crossed around the back and came out. So the, the left exit pipe coming outta the side here is actually coming from the right side of the engine, and it crosses behind the passenger foot, like behind your seats, which to me seems like a ton of excess weight.

A ton of excess. You know, it, it just seems like they could have straight piped, like coming right outta the side. I’m sure there’s EPA regulations and stuff, but yeah, I don’t know if you have any insight on that

Mike Kuchavik: that came down to sound. I’m sure if you’ve ever driven that thing in the summer, it gets very hot in that cabin because you’re completely surrounded by exhaust.

Andrew Bank: I definitely have a burn on my leg to prove that.

Mike Kuchavik: Oh, you’ve got the snake bite. Oh, is that what that thing I’ve been bitching. You’ve been bit by the snake because you reached the leg out and you burn it on the side sill. Oh man. [00:32:00] So,

Crew Chief Eric: so this is actually really good tips for understanding how the viper’s built what you should look for if you’re buying one.

Obviously Andrew just went through this experience and I think he, it was a trial by fire in some cases. So let’s talk about if you’re shopping for a viper. Mike, what should you be looking out for? What are some telltale signs? What are things that are known to go wrong? You know, some things that people might be afraid, oh, it’s got that issue.

I don’t want to deal with that. Or it’s something super simple. It’s actually really cheap to fix. So let’s kind of go with some of these buyer’s tips.

Mike Kuchavik: On a viper, depending on the generation, is gonna really depend on what the uh, ohs or the things that were problematic from 22 to even up to 2017. The oil cooler lines almost always leak.

It’s just a matter of time. They don’t leak bad. I haven’t seen any stock ones like blow out yet, but it is something that you eventually need to address. Again, nothing that’s too big of a deal. You should worry about oil levels. If you go look at a guy’s car and the oil is below the low. Point, maybe you should steer away from it.

Again, it can be [00:33:00] fixed. Anything on these cars can be fixed. That’s the nice part about being built out of part spins. You just have to figure out where the parts actually came from and cross to something else. Like on the gen fours, the rear lift hatch, right? There’s a button in the trunk to open the rear trunk.

The viper part is like $200. You get the same exact button out of a Chrysler minivan for $15 on Amazon. There’s a lot of many parts

Crew Chief Eric: on this sports car. What? What’s going on in here? Oh yes,

Mike Kuchavik: you’d be surprised. So it really just comes down to the generation, right? Like the gen ones, they were so rudimentary, there wasn’t any creature comfort.

So like the dashboard gets super sticky because they just wear out unfortunately, and they get scratched up and just not look great. So that could be something that would steer somebody away, but again, they could be refinished and redone. But the gen ones were. Honestly, really solid as far as that stuff goes.

The suspension was just a little bit more rudimentary, so it was easier to essentially kill yourself in because if you didn’t know what you were doing, you could hurt yourself because again, no nannies, none of that. So the gen ones were pretty solid. Unfortunately, though, ethanol and the fuel [00:34:00] nowadays.

Eats away at the fuel hoses, inside the fuel pump, which then eventually causes them to split on the gen ones, not the end of the world. Fuel pump assembly comes out, you rebuild it and everything’s okay. Again. So the gen ones, the big thing to look out for is when you turn that key and you crank it over, if it takes a little bit to crank over, it probably needs a fuel pressure regulator because it’s not holding the fuel up into the rails and your fuel system probably needs to be rebuilt.

That’s the biggest issue that I’ve seen so far on the gen ones. Outside of like is that head gaskets will eventually go, but from a 92, are you

Andrew Bank: including like the ones up to like the 2002? Depends. The Gen one and two to me are so similar that it’s hard for me to differentiate. I When does it become gen?

Is it 1997 that it became Gen two or 1996? No,

Mike Kuchavik: when the GTS came out in 96, it became the second generation. Okay. Depending on where they were in that year is gonna depend on the kind of fuel pressure regulators that were in the fuel buckets. But it’s mostly the gen ones that I’ve seen all the issues with, at least thus fall.

Crew Chief Eric: [00:35:00] Is that because there was a changeover in the minivans as well? They went from the caravan to the Grand Caravan or something? Is that why it changed? Um,

Mike Kuchavik: so the regulators are actually the same as ones that are out of like a Dodge Durango and like the fuel floats for the gen ones are the same out of the Dodge Grand Caravan.

I can buy the whole assembly for 80 bucks, but if I find a fuel float out of a viper, I’m gonna spend like 300. Oh geez. As far as the Gen two stuff goes, oil cooler lines were solid. The big things to look out for now that they’re old are the cooling system hoses just ’cause rubber wears out. The power steering pump pulleys are huge because they were plastic.

It’s plastic onto mounted onto a metal shaft. It separates, it splits, it cracks, and then now you lose your serpentine belt, your cooling system, and you’re stuck on the side of the road and you’re pissed off all because the $10 part broke. But overall, like the gen twos were pretty solid outside of like a couple, you know, maintenance things.

They didn’t really have too many problems. Bottom S were pretty solid. They eventually switched over in 2000 [00:36:00] to like the cream puff motors where they switched out the cams and they got rid of the forged pistons. When they switched over to that stuff, they didn’t have any, at least from what I’ve seen so far, they haven’t had any like bearing issues or anything like that.

They just changed the cam up a little bit to meet some EPA stuff. But overall, the gen twos are really solid, so that’s kind of nice. The one thing to look out for too, as far as paint goes on the gen twos is the side cells are aluminum, right? So they corrode from the backside, then bubble the paint, and then like rust through, people think it’s all from heat.

Well, it’s not actually all from heat, it’s from corrosion on the backside. But everyone says online, oh, it’s because the cats are so hot it plays a part, but it’s not necessarily true.

Crew Chief Eric: The early cars, were they ahead of their time? They were at least OBD one, correct? Or

Mike Kuchavik: not? Early model Gen one stuff is OBD one.

As soon as they switched over to 96 when everything had to go O2, it’s OB D two. Okay. I mean, it’s rudimentary OB two, but it’s OB two. You can hook a scanner up and read some things

Crew Chief Eric: and on the later cars, the three fours and fives, some buying tips. If [00:37:00] you’re looking at this, especially the threes now that you know, Andrew’s already gotten his,

Andrew Bank: it was, it was a whole thing.

I’ve been looking forward to these my whole life. I had a Lotus Elite tracked it for a year and then you know, COVID happened and used cars started skyrocketing and the first thing to go up were those specialty cars and I looked at the price releases go up 40, 50% and I took it. I got rid of that and that’s when I knew it was like I had to have a viper and the first Viper I looked at in person was a 2002.

So Jen. To final edition Coop Red with White Stripes. It was the car that I had a poster of as a kid, unfortunately did not work out. The guy had three in his garage. Young guy. He had bought three. He knew the market was going up. He had a blue with white stripes. He had a red RT 10 gen one, and he had this gen two final edition they bought from a guy.

I was so upset because he had the title in someone else’s name and I went to get financing and they wouldn’t follow through on it. You were mentioning the fuel pump getting messed up and even the one that he had on a battery maintainer, it wouldn’t start. It just like turned over 10, 15 seconds, which is excruciatingly a long amount of [00:38:00] time.

Mike Kuchavik: Yeah, and

Andrew Bank: it finally ran, but I ended up with this Gen three off of cars and bids.com. After buying another Gen three from a Florida dealer who told me this car is in good condition, I, I talked to him on the phone, I see it on Autotrader and it gets here. And then, you know, we were kind of texting about this one the other day because I gotta, you know, I gotta do this front control arms, but this other one that I got, oh my God, it was trash.

Cool tank is cracked, so it wasn’t even holding cooling. So it shows up with a check engine light on and I think, oh, you know, it just needs cooling. Fill the cooling up. It drains out within like a hundred miles of driving. So I get it to my buddy’s shop, put it on a list. He’s got no O2 sensors, a straight pipe exhausted shooting flames out the side, which I must admit was the coolest fucking thing ever, and it sounded great.

But downstream, O2 sensors removed. You know, they put resistors in, both of them burned out or the right side, one burned out. He goes underneath and he’s starting to rub everything and there’s oil everywhere. We’re like, what is this? Well, it was either power steering fluid. Oil or coolant [00:39:00] couldn’t discern what it was.

There was three types of fluid in there that within five days of owning it, six days, the clutch just went to the floor one morning when I went to start it and I couldn’t get it in or outta gear, turn on a first game chunk. But yeah, I got rid of it. The guy took it back, he paid me for it and uh, I ended up winning this one on, you know, the officer set a couple days later.

I love it. I think a part of me will always be disappointed and get that gen two, gen twos, arguably. I know Eric had, he had a lot to say to me when I was, when I told him I got the gen three because. Yeah, it’s uh, it’s Mercedes. It’s crap. It’s parts spin car. And uh, you know, I, I love the gen twos as much as anyone else.

I’m still happy with it, but, you know, we’re gonna be talking in the future because there’s gonna be, I’m sure many things that need to be replaced. He’s saying is he wants try,

Crew Chief Eric: he’s gonna try to make your Gen three cool. It’s, it’s a hard task, but he’s gonna try to make it cool.

Andrew Bank: Alright, turbo supercharger.

What we doing? Uh,

Mike Kuchavik: let’s start smaller first. Like you can make a good amount of power with like heads and cam out of those cars, you know, I mean, what you started out with 5 0 5. Our last head and [00:40:00] CAM package put down six 14 to the wheels, which is technically a little bit more power than a gen five.

Andrew Bank: Okay.

So it’s just, it’s basically making the changes that they did for the gen four in 2008. And was it bigger intake or you’d say just the cams, bolt them on, still trying to learn, that’s

Mike Kuchavik: all. Basically. That’s okay. I can teach you. I’m fine with that. So basically with like the heads and cams stuff, we port and polish the heads.

We go larger intake and exhaust valves. So it flows a lot more air. It goes headers, exhaust. We keep the stock intake. Stock injectors. Would you do? Upgrade the fuel pump, but outside of that you add those couple different things and you get to put down a bunch more power. That is the recipe for most, I assume you got American, you gotta tune it.

Yeah, of course You have to tune it. Yeah.

Andrew Bank: I got a ZL one that sent my track car recently and I bought it from a guy who had a intake, a pulley in exhaust. No tune. And I took that shit to New Jersey Motorist Park and threw codes on every session for fuel pump issues, this and that. And I, and I finally take it through shop and the guy goes, this is the stock ECU.

And I’m like, what? He was like, that guy [00:41:00] put all that stuff into it and then drove it like a grandpa and never once had an issue with it. Running lean. I gotta find that on the track. So now I’m, now I’m savvy. Now I know to get stuff tuned, but, well, I’m happy you’re learning

Crew Chief Eric: some things through time here.

As we move into those Gen threes, obviously you see more and more Bosch like stuff because of this portion of Chrysler’s history. Daimler, you know, Mercedes had taken over the company, so you probably see a lot more German type of parts in there. And then obviously later they sold to fiat when the Gem fours and fives came out.

So then it was FCA at that point and, and that’s when the redesigns come in. And I will say across the board at Chrysler, I thought Fiat did an excellent job redesigning cars inside and out. But what we haven’t talked about yet is what to look out for if you were buying one of these later edition Vipers, the gen four or Gen five.

So what’s on the buyer’s guide there?

Mike Kuchavik: The typical thing to really look for on Gen four is the oil cooler lines. Like we’ve discussed, gen fours were pretty solid, and they do have issues with window regulators. The window regulators through most of the generations were kind of [00:42:00] crappy. The glue they used weren’t, wasn’t good.

All that fun stuff. So Gen fours were fortunate enough to get the swinging pickup upgrade from the Gen threes, so it didn’t have as many oiling issues when you were on the track. So overall, the Gen fours were pretty solid as far as that stuff goes. Until you, there were certain modifications that people could do that.

Would screw things up. But as far as stock goes, they were overall really solid. As long as you weren’t gonna be having misfires or anything like that, which you know, you should change your spark plug wires out and all that stuff. We as car guys know that that’s normal maintenance overall, the gen fours were really solid.

They didn’t really seem to have any bearing issues, of course, unless you were really hard tracking ’em or running ’em low on oil. The, just the big thing where really the oil cooler lines on those and the window regulators were super common. And of course the typical interior issues that all of them had, but overall, they didn’t were one of the better ones.

Yeah, the dash that cracks and pieces that fade and peel and then you need that stuff restored. But the gen fours are overall pretty solid.

Andrew Bank: The [00:43:00] subwoofer, oh my God, I, you, you love that. I thought it was blown. The box is so shaky that even when I, I took as much apart as I could and I. Foam in there and it still rattles and I go online to see how to fix it.

You gotta remove the whole piece that goes underneath the door, still up behind the car and covers the box to get in there and stop the rattling. And it involves taking the seats out and this and that. And I’m like, if you have any suggestions on how to make that sub for enclosures, stop sounding like literally a busted old, you know, Honda Civic can tell you exactly.

I love it. Would how to

Mike Kuchavik: fix it.

Andrew Bank: Alright. Sounds like it’s probably boring. We could talk about that offline, but you know, I’ll greatly appreciate it because man, I’m trying to listen to my base, get amped up to the gym driving somewhere and I’m like, all right, base down to negative eight. And it’s still rattling.

I mean,

Crew Chief Eric: who needs a stereo? Who needs a stereo? When you have a big, when I can listen to that

Andrew Bank: truck engine that, that, that beautiful tractor.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s a moan thing. It’s more like woo. But that’s [00:44:00] okay. So the gen fives are still pretty new, so I’m assuming they haven’t lived long enough lives yet to really come up with some major problems.

You know, if you were buying

Mike Kuchavik: one, right? So there was some major problems. Um, there was, believe it or not, it was common, but not that common sort of problem, right? Everyone online, if they had a bearing problem, everyone had a bearing problem. A lot of guys were having bearing issues. But the other issue of that is, is if you don’t monitor your motor oil, you probably are gonna have motor issues or a bearing issue.

If you let the car sit for three or four months and all the oil drains back into the pan and you start that thing up, it’s a dry start and it’s gonna wear the bearings out more and more over time. On top of it, they switched over to a zero 20 or a zero 40 for the stock motor oil, which I think was like a marketing aspect ’cause they were gonna start using Pennzoil.

But when you talk to the engineers and everything else. All the cars that leave my shop get at least five 40 in them, if not 1540 or 1550 depending on what the application is because that zero eight oil [00:45:00] is just too thin and it can cause some of that premature bearing wear over time. And the bearing wear was pretty big on those.

In 17, there was some like hush hush things that were kind of happening with some of the diffs where the wrong fluid may have been used and it was blowing diffs up. Of course it was all covered under warranty, but if, you know, if you buy a 17 and there’s 200 miles on it, change your diff fluid because.

You don’t wanna blow a diff up just in case that’s kind of a bad thing. A little bit more common issues that guys had, whereas the bearing issues on the gen fives and like the diff issues. But outside of that, there hasn’t, at least from what I’ve seen thus far from all the collection management I’ve been doing, I haven’t seen too many issues with the Gen fives outside of the typical, Hey, your oil cooler line’s leaking, or We’re just gonna change all the fluids out and all that jazz.

Crew Chief Eric: So I know this sounds like a redundant question, but it’s a professional opinion question here. Yeah. So to kind of wrap up this thought, because there are five different generations of the Viper and they all have their idiosyncrasies and everything else, but you, Mike, if you were [00:46:00] gonna recommend somebody buy a Viper today, their first Viper, Andrew doesn’t get a vote on this one, the best year, maybe the worst year, Targa or Coop, what would you pick?

Mike Kuchavik: What would you tell somebody? I would pick a early model gen two. So the early models were 96 to 99. That would be what I get into for a couple different reasons. One, it was the Iconic Viper, so even if it’s not blue and white, it still was like the iconic Viper two. I’m six four and I don’t fit in these cars as it is.

The gen twos I fit in the most I can actually see out of the windshield, even though my eyes are up towards the top, when I drive the later generations, I have to duck my head down so I can see through the windshield and see the lights. So for me, the size of the car matters and the Gen two to me personally has the most amount of space.

And in my personal opinion, I like the gen twos the most because they also seem to be the most reliable. As long as you maintain them well enough. And if you ever want to go add more power, the gen two, gen threes are really easy to add power without going turboed [00:47:00] and everything else. And it gives you still that raw feeling.

I’ll never forget when I first started driving, when he would let me take his Mustang out, my dad always told me this traction control button, if you turn it off and it doesn’t kill you, I will. So like as a kid, when I was really young, I asked, what’s that button do dad? He turns it off and we go through an intersection freaking sideways, and he goes, that’s what that does and you will never turn that button off.

And ironically enough, now I get to test drive vipers that are. 600 to 1200 horsepower that don’t have any traction control. So I need to know what I’m doing.

Crew Chief Eric: Let’s do this. ’cause Andrew has evolved a lot. As of many of our members in our audience will attest. You know, he’s grown a lot as his DIY shade tree mechanic.

You know, he moved from, let’s say, production cars. I mean, he had the, he had the Lotus, which is considerably an exotic, but hey, it’s a Celica engine. So we can, we can live with that cheaper. But you move into this super, super absolute cheapest, you move into this supercar territory, things change [00:48:00] immediately.

There’s tax, like we joke about the, you know, the M tax and the, you know, the Porsche tax and things like that. So you have the cost, like you said, of viper parts, but then there’s also, you have to have a specialty, quote unquote, mechanic work on these vehicles, or is that. A myth, are these cars actually workable by the average, let’s say, guy that knows how to turn a wrencher to like how hard is it to work on a viper?

Andrew Bank: I know I sent Mike this picture, but that’s exactly what I was trying to talk to him about because I’m looking at stuff and I’m like, cool. It needs a new, uh, sway bar, InLinks, it needs a new control arm. And I got another shop to quote me, $800 per control arm. He didn’t even quote me on the sway bar InLinks.

Looked him up two 50 a piece. And that is a what? $50 part? My buddy’s got an SRS My buddy Andrew, who’s at the track, he just had to replace his, and I’m like, he, he was doing his, uh, coil overs and he broke a sway bar in like, he got it overnighted for like, I think he said 30 [00:49:00] bucks, 40 bucks. You can get

Mike Kuchavik: the end links on.

I’m looking at for like 30 bucks.

Andrew Bank: Alright, once again, we’re gonna be having another conversation soon, so I really gotta, we’re glad we gotta get this rapport before I started asking you to work on my car.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, we’re also gonna check with our friends over at Powerflex to see if they make anything for the Viper too.

That’s a one and done solution. When we go down that road,

Andrew Bank: I mean, you absolutely know within the next year I’m coming to you to do the headers. Everything, dude. Yeah. 600 horsepower. That’s good. 500. Nah, that’s not enough. That’s, that’s not enough. We gotta make as much as, you know, what I’ll do is I’ll get that gen four hood with the bigger vent and after, after I get the 600 horsepower, because then I’m not opposed, then I can be like, well it is a 2006.

It has the hood, but it also has the power a little bit more. There you go. You got me. You got me excited about that. So

Crew Chief Eric: for those of us that aren’t ballers, like Andrew, going back to my original question, if I don’t have

Andrew Bank: kids,

Crew Chief Eric: but if I wanted to turn wrenches, kidding. If I [00:50:00] wanted to turn wrenches on my own, Viper, how difficult would it be?

Mike Kuchavik: My

Crew Chief Eric: personal

Mike Kuchavik: side says, oh yeah, they’re really hard because that’s what I do for a living. But honestly, at the end of the day, they’re very easy cars, right? Like to put it in perspective, if you had to change an oil pan gasket at the track, you could easily do it. They’re simple push rod motors, and a lot of guys know through the years how push rod motors work.

The timing is literally the crankshaft and the camshaft. You line those two up, it’s two pieces. It’s not four or five pieces that you have to line up with belts and crap. So they are pretty easy to work on and most things you don’t really need a lift for. Again, they make it easier. The shocks come out pretty easy.

The shocks are two bolts unless you’re going to like remote reservoirs and everything else. Overall, they’re pretty easy to work on. There’s definitely some nuances that like it would help if you would ask some questions. So if there are people that do work on their own car and they want to call me and I can try to direct them in the right direction, I’m more than happy to do that.

If you wanna work on your own stuff. I actually kind of encourage it [00:51:00] because again, it keeps the comradery together and people really, some guys really like to wrench on their own cars and it’s really not that hard. At the end of the day. I also joke around and say, it’s like big boy Legos. Like if you pull one motor apart, you can put one together.

It’s like as, as long as you put it back the same way it came in, then you’re okay.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, I’m secretly asking, knowing that Andrew’s gonna come to my garage and inevitably I’m gonna end up working on his Viper when you, when you can’t, Mike. So I was

Andrew Bank: was gonna, you said, you said you were, you were down, but you said, I’ve never worked on a Viper and I would like to, and, and for everyone listening, I wanted you to know how good of a guy Mike is because I had an issue with this one.

Now I had an issue with the other one too, but this one, two days after I got it, I go, you know, I take my girl out, we go to brunch, driving back. Starts bucking like crazy. And it happened the day before and I was like, oh, cool, something’s gonna go wrong, but I’m gonna ignore it until I actually know what it is because no lights, whatever.

And I get strained on the side of the highway and I throw codes and it ended up being the crankshaft position [00:52:00] sensor. I go online nothing. I can’t find anything. I found a foreign version of the, uh, service manual, one page at a time. No way to search it. And I’m lost. I can find a camshaft physician sensor, but I couldn’t find what to do.

Mike, literally, he goes, oh yeah, I know what to do. He sends me a PDF of the 400 page of service manual and he goes, I’m gonna have her on a list tomorrow, send you a picture. Fortunately, that night I was able to replace it, $15 part at, uh, AutoZone, but it got the car running again and it was easy to do.

Once I found the part, it was a little hard to get to. He was so helpful. ’cause I, I have a buddy at the gym who has a gen two. He gave me another Viper mechanics number first, and that guy, he wasn’t really helpful. Like, he was like, oh, super easy. It’s like changing your oil, which clearly was like a jab at like, you should be able to do this.

And I’m like, bro, I can’t find the sensor. Like I, I’m brand new to this car. It’s on the rear side that. Mike helped me and, and because of Mike’s help, I was able to do it that night. And Mike, I appreciate that so much because I got the car running and I got to get that. Yeah. You’re saying the camaraderie between people [00:53:00] that work on their cars.

It’s awesome because I do so much work at Eric’s house, mainly because he’s got the awesome race deck floor and quick jack. But mainly because he is the most knowledgeable now, maybe the second most on this call, but he is the most knowledgeable guy I know working on cars. He puts the engines in other cars, he can do everything.

And so I won’t deny that If I have anything big to do, I’m coming to Eric’s house to do it. I just trust him to help me. That’s fine. Just gimme a

Crew Chief Eric: call. Like I said, I wanna add a viper to my resume, whether I own one or work on one. I’m gonna, I’m gonna get it on there so it’s all good. Right. Well that being said, cool.

You

Andrew Bank: wanna, you wanna do some control arms with me because hey man, not gonna pay the shop. They quoted me 12 labor.

Crew Chief Eric: I got the presses man, I just did a set of ones the other day.

Mike Kuchavik: They quoted you 1200

Andrew Bank: for the labor, $800 for each control arm, not the sway bar inland. And they gave me a printout because once again I bought this car.

The guy said it was perfect. We get it on the lift and there’s oil everywhere coming from the control arm. So I contact guy, he’s a super rich guy in Florida that had like a bunch [00:54:00] of Ferrari and I talked to him and he is like, he’s like, oh, I’m so sorry man. Like. He offered to help me with the cost of getting that repair.

So I told my buddy to send me a, a quote, so he might’ve told them to, you know, quote it, whatever the maximum price was. But I think it’s fair to say that as much as I trust them, I, I don’t think I wanna shell out the, it would be 1800 to get that done. That might be something if Eric, if you think you’re up for it, that would be something to do at your house.

Let’s, let’s do a little, let’s do a little

Crew Chief Eric: homework. We’ll talk about this with Mike offline. Right. It’s easy because it’s easy. It’s easy. We, we’ll do.

Andrew Bank: Beer, beers and foods on me.

Mike Kuchavik: Just make sure when you guys get the wheel alignment done, you get it done at a reputable place. Specifically those like gen three, gen four cars, if you get it done at a Dodge dealership, they actually strap the car down and add driver and passenger weight to the car and do the wheel alignment that way.

And that’s why the wheel alignments are usually like 200 bucks. Oh, interesting.

Andrew Bank: So, okay, so you can do the work and then you just gotta do the alignment afterwards somewhere reputable. Correct. That’s easy enough. So

Mike Kuchavik: that’s not too bad. Just make sure they have an [00:55:00] actual wiper tech and one that actually knows how to open the hood.

That’s the true test.

Andrew Bank: I dunno how to open the, I know this guy named, I know this guy named Mike. I dunno if he’s good for it, but

Crew Chief Eric: the reason I was asking about, you know, how hard are they to work on and how, how easy are they to work on? Is that. In my imagination coming from Shelby’s Pen, right? And with his influence in this, it’s probably very race car-like in some of its setup, which means certain pieces, like the suspension, like you said, it’s held on by two bolts.

That’s very much like, Hey, I need to be able to change this over the pit wall, you know, at LeMans in 30 seconds and get the driver back out on track. You know, that kind of thing. So if there’s a lot of that type of engineering involved in the Viper, for me, that’s not intimidating. That to me signals this is actually easier to work on than your standard production car where everything’s jammed in there because you’re trying to maximize people space or, or whatever it is.

Or maybe it’s over-engineered like some other vehicles are. So is that true or is. Am I on the wrong

Mike Kuchavik: path? [00:56:00] 1000%. 90% of the stuff you can need to fi. If you would need to fix it, you could fix it at the track, right? Like if you had to do an oil pan gasket at the track, you could do it there. Like it’s not that hard.

I mean, on the Gen Threes park plug wires, they put them underneath the intake manifold, which is rather annoying. You know, that’s probably the more difficult things to do, but it’s really just pull the intake and then do the wires there. Overall, you can fix most things to the track, right? Like it’s a simple two bolt design on the coil overs.

Control arms are three bolts. Or it’s two bolts and a ball joint, so it’s nothing like crazy. They’re easy to get to. It’s easy to pull off wheel bearings, at least on the later gens are all just bolted in, so it’s, you can swap ’em out pretty quick. You know, it’s the Brembo style calipers, so you just pump the pads in and out like you can.

So there was a lot of things like that that they did do. So you could do those things on the track if you need. Go ahead. So

Andrew Bank: you can track, I would love to know what you think needs to be checked, because when I first started getting into my car, I saw that boxer and Evo 3 35, a bunch of like, you know, fun cars.

And it was [00:57:00] really not until Eric and I’s mutual friend Sam, he had a, uh, a blue w Rx, STI that he started tracking before he got his fe racer. You know, I had a white Evo, he had the blue Subaru, went to the same gym, saw each other every day. Eventually it’s like you the, or you the Evo, you have the Subaru.

And you know, we ended up talking about, he got me the track and for five years now I’ve been doing all the, uh, you know, de events on what would I need to check on this because I can’t own this and not take it to the track at least once. But when I was under there. I saw a lot of it was a Florida car, 15-year-old Dodge product.

There’s a lot of stuff in the suspension components at at least that I see that needs some, you know, repair. I would love to know what you recommend and maybe, you know, I’ll bring it in sometime. We can run it over. Gimme the Okay. Or one other side question is the transmission. I know they’re all the TREM X.

They’re pretty bulky. I notice a lot of like s floppiness, if I’m in third, fourth and I get on the gasket off, I can hear like some metal and metal in there and you know, 20,000 miles, 15 years old, had five owners and I’m [00:58:00] sure they beat on it. I don’t know if it needs a new clutch or if that’s just, there is some play in that transmission.

It’s just one thing that worries me because I don’t want, you know, you can fix everything on the track except for the transmission. Yeah, that would be a, uh, a,

Mike Kuchavik: that’d be a bad one, but, you know, not the end of the world. Could be fluids, it could be the throwout bearing could be going bad in it. That’s like kind of typical with the older age on almost all the generations too.

The throwout bearings wear out. But if you’re gonna be doing track stuff, you of course you want to check over your shocks. You know, they’re probably original, so they, there’s a good chance they might be leaking. Check your wheel bearings, check your ball joints, control arms, sway bar links. Make sure all the suspension stuff looks good.

All your brakes looks good. Brake fluids probably never been changed. Power steering fluids probably never been changed. The big thing on your car that I actually had an issue today is on the sum of the gen threes, the crank bolt can back out. So make sure you torque that thing down because. Like today I was picking up a customer car and I get to the shop and I hear this squeaking.

Well, the crank bolt started to back itself out pulling the pulley off the crank, which [00:59:00] would be very bad. You can do a lot of damage that way. So like check over those things. Make sure the oil’s topped off. Yeah, I mean you’re all your basic track stuff. Well, I don’t wanna

Andrew Bank: speak for Eric, but Eric, I’d love if we could do a road trip.

Hop in, Eric, you drive the vi route. We’ll visit Mike, check out the shop. We’ll get that thing up there and uh, get it track ready. Hopefully.

Crew Chief Eric: Get it inspected. And actually that, that’s a really great segue that you brought this up, Andrew. So Mike, if you were looking at Andrew’s Viper and it needs new shocks or it needs new this or new that, are there certain mods that he should be thinking about making that you know aren’t outrageous?

Like the stuff we were talking about, oh, we’re gonna throw cams in it. You headers. Yeah. And all this kinda stuff. The way I look at it, and the way I was brought up was if you’re gonna replace a factory part, try to find a racier part or a higher quality part. ’cause a, it’s gonna last you longer on the street.

It’s gonna give you maybe a different ride or different feel you’re looking for. But is, is there something about the Viper you’re like, you know, you should really consider modding this. If you were gonna track it or autocross it or something like that.

Mike Kuchavik: Just [01:00:00] solely due to the age I would replace those coil overs.

It’s your entry level coil over like a BC coil over or run. You probably have 14, 1500 for the set. Again, that’s entry level. You can go crazy, like I just ordered a set of Penskes for like six grand for a customer’s car today. You can really go all. The bushings and the control arms are probably old and maybe cracked and dry rotted.

You can upgrade those with deran bushings. Like you push the old bushings out, you put the de rans in, and between that and new shocks, it transforms the way that car handles. It’s totally a different animal and it’s amazing. Like a close friend of mine slash car that we kind of sponsor, he’s really big into autocross.

It’s got Penske racing shocks on it. Del Rand bushings all the way around on all four corners and he races the balls off this thing weekend after weekend at every autocross event he can. Driving that car versus a stock car is mind blowingly different.

Andrew Bank: First thing I noticed, maybe in the last one I drove, that one did have leaky shocks.

This one, the shocks aren’t leaking, but you know, I go over the speed bumps in my neighborhood and I hear creaky noises and stuff. I uh, I noticed the car [01:01:00] tram lines like nothing I’ve ever felt before. I remember my first time coming off an exit ramp, obviously pushing a little bit, coming onto the highway.

No cars. But it pulled me, like in the second lane, it pulled me back into the first lane. Like, oh shit, there’s something breaking. I’m ready to like, saw the wheel and like save it. I was like, oh no, that’s just following the lines of the road, which 3 45. They grab, they grab everything. Yes, they do. They, they pull you all over the place and it’s something to get used to.

I mean, I have the Lotus with no stability or traction control and 190 horsepower, 1400 less pounds. But this thing, it’s a different beast and it, I’ve never driven anything like it as much as it’s pretty easy to handle. You know, I’m gonna wait until I get it on the track before I make my pool.

Mike Kuchavik: So if you change out the suspension and the tires, 95% of that tram railing will go away.

Andrew Bank: I figured, yeah. Suspension’s probably overdue. 15 years is probably about time, which it’s, I’m sure that I could go five years of street driving this and not have [01:02:00] to do it, but I want to drive this car for what it was meant to do.

Crew Chief Eric: So earlier I asked you what was the best viper if you were buying your first one.

Mm-hmm. But what’s the best, if you’re buying a track or performance weekend warrior type of Viper, what would you recommend for somebody that wanted to do more spirited driving? Personally,

Mike Kuchavik: if I was gonna go buy a Viper that I was gonna dedicate to track use, I’d probably look into like a gen three that was possibly an R type, because you can pick ’em up for cheaper, which means you can throw the work that you need into it to make it outperform everything else on the track.

Now again, we’re not talking like a CR level here. Like if you go out and buy a 2017 a CR, you throw that thing at any track and you are to cross track, it’s like gonna be a monster. There’s almost no competing with it. When you have what the rear wings on those things have like. 1700 pounds of down force, or I think with full

Crew Chief Eric: gills removed and all the vents over the wheels, it’ll generate over 3000 pounds of down force or something like that.

Yep.

Andrew Bank: So are you serious?

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. Yeah.

Andrew Bank: That’s wild. I know. I remember seeing a forum [01:03:00] post about a guy trailering his car to the track and he was getting five less miles per gallon because he had his a CR on the back of an open trailer and the down ports just on the highway from that was throwing things off like crazy.

Over a thousand pounds of down. That’s, that’s wild. I don’t, I seen any car does that. It’s insane

Mike Kuchavik: being in one of those cars. Right. Like my, a buddy of mine bought one directly from the factory. We were on our way home, you know, in Mexico, of course he broke like a little over a hundred and you just feel the car squat, he hits like one 20 and it’s almost like the car is slowing down because there’s so much.

Downforce that yes, it’s accelerating, but it’s not doing what it was doing from the 80 to 120 at that point. So it’s just wild to feel.

Crew Chief Eric: So this is a great opportunity for me to tell a little story as we transition to my next thought. Andrew mentioned earlier about his excursion in an a CR with the gentleman from our organization that owns a 2017, supposedly the story is he bought one of the last ones, you know, it’s got his name on it and all this fun stuff and beautiful car.

It’s a black with green stripes. And I’ve had the [01:04:00] privilege of riding in it several times. And the first time I got to ride in, it was at Watkins Glen. You know, we were just there not long ago. Uh, yep. You and I together. And so it reminded me of that story. And so, you know, every opportunity I can get to ride in a different car, especially as a coach, I will obviously take it because I wanna learn about the car and, you know, see how people are driving and all that.

So I, I’ve ridden with this gentleman many, many times. He’s gotten some private coaching. Now he is come a long way on his journey to, you know, where he is. And now he has his viper. We get out there. He, he already had it. Everything uncoupled, we’ll call it that, right? So full down force, ready to go. And I’m looking at this thing, hey, it’s on street tires, whatever.

We pull out of pit lane, which is really long at the Glen. And he’s like, Hey man, let tell you right away, I gotta let this car warm up before we can really go fast. And I’m like, we’re already like hauling ass, okay. And then I’m like, I’m like, cool, alright. It’s all good, you know? And I’ve had an, I’ve had an experience with this car throughout the weekend and I’m with, at this time, I’m there with my M three race car, the closing rate of the [01:05:00] Viper.

You’d look in your rear view mirror, there’s nobody there. And two seconds later he was brushing his teeth in your rear view mirror. You’re like, he was teleported there, but you know, which was his closing speed. So now I’m in the car and he’s like, all right, we gotta let it warm up. You know, this kind of thing.

We’re still, we’re booking and I’m like, wow, this thing is a rocket ship. So we come around the second. Full lap. And he is like, all right, we’re gonna, we’re gonna open it up now. I’m like, we’re gonna open it up. So we get from, from turn two to the bus stop. I mean, we’re in a buck and a half in fourth gear in like no time.

And he goes, by the way, this is over the chatterbox. He’s like, I’ve been told I need to maintain 150 mile an hour maximum. So he’d hit 150 and then he would just lift his foot, right? Because his closing rate was so big compared to everybody else. And I’m like, dude, I’m not understanding, I mean, we’re, we’re hauling butt.

He goes, you’re gonna understand in a second we go into the bus stop and he b lifts his foot and he doesn’t even break. And the car just basically flies in there like, now at like a buck 20 or whatever, we’re gonna die. Right? I’m like, [01:06:00] there is no way we’re making it out the other side because he’s coming in like, I’m in a, in a Honda Civic, like full out, right?

And I’m like, bro. And he’s like, just hang on. And he, he just quickly jabs the wheel and then gets back on the throttle and the car just. Absorbs itself into the asphalt. And I’m like, you gotta be kidding me. And I start laughing, right? And he’s just like, he’s like giggling a little bit as he’s driving.

And then he finally had to hit the brakes and turn six, right? Because he’s like, oh, I can’t go through here this fast. So he gets on the brakes and it’s like freaking anti-gravity. And I’m like, holy cow. And then back on the throttle and away we go. And we are just like reeling in cars, like left and right at every lap faster and faster and faster.

I’ve never been in a car that could get around the glen in sub two minutes, you know? And, and not even with the professional driver behind the wheel. I mean, that’s how good this a CR was. It was a mind blowingly fast. And I walked away from the car and he’s like, so what do you think? I look around the paddock.

Y’all, you changed my,

Andrew Bank: depends real quick.

Crew Chief Eric: [01:07:00] Yeah. After that, but I’m like. Y’all can keep all of this stuff, all of, because the Viper is like king. And it’s one of those things that I don’t think even me telling the story, people will believe until you experience. So what I’m trying to tell you is if you get a chance to ride in a late Gen Viper, do it.

Do not hesitate to do it. ’cause it’s amazing if you trust

Andrew Bank: the driver. Yes,

Crew Chief Eric: that’s a hundred percent true. I gotta put that in perspective of Motorsport a little bit. The Viper came on the scene, best nineties car built in the eighties to compete against what? So if we look at that time period, you’re looking at 9 64 dx.

Andrew Bank: Oh

Crew Chief Eric: wait. Well, no, you still had, yeah, not back then. You’re right,

Andrew Bank: you’re right, you’re right, you’re right.

Crew Chief Eric: C4, Corvette and the ZR one didn’t come out until 1995, and that’s when the Gen two vipers were starting to come on the scene. You had the 9 64 from Porsche, you had a couple Ferrari that weren’t anything to write home about, and maybe a couple other oddball things like, oh yeah, the Jaguar XG two 20, you know, random stuff like that, that was in that hype, what we would consider [01:08:00] hypercar genre now.

So the Viper didn’t really have any competition until later. Corvette steps in and UPS their game big time, especially with the C five and C six R. So there’s been a huge battle over the years. Huge rivalry between Dodge and Chevy when it came to that world. I don’t know that anybody else really appreciated it as much as some of the rest of us did.

’cause the Porsche guy’s like, ah, whatever. We we’re just gonna build a faster nine 11 and move the engine closer to the driver every year. It’ll be perfect. Don’t worry about it. I wonder, you know, as fans of the Viper, how did we feel about the rivalry and did the Corvette finally beat the Viper in the end?

I mean, let’s discount the mid-engine Corvette for a minute and let’s maybe compare the C six and C seven to the A CR. I

Mike Kuchavik: don’t know. I’ve been in all of those cars. And to this day, I know I’m a little bit biased, but those ACR are another animal, like you’re saying, ungodly, an average driver can get behind the wheel of one of those things and kill it out a [01:09:00] track the way the downforce and everything else feels.

It’s just so hard to compete against. And with all the track records that broke, and I know the Corvette beats some of them, but it’s just a whole nother animal in comparison. Plus, Corvettes do what? 30,000 cars a year. If that’s how many vipers are on the road? They did 32,000 from 92 to 17. So like it’s just a whole different animal as far as rarity goes, which then gives them that allure.

Andrew Bank: So I had a C six grand sport. First car I took to the track, which pretty comparable to this. I mean, it didn’t make the same power, but it was very analog. It didn’t have as many driver controls. I had a C seven Z 51, which that thing drove for you. It was too easy to drive and this requires attention. So did the C six, but I, I didn’t have that.

I’ve never owned a ZI know the Zs on paper will beat them with everything except for maybe road holding and a hundred to zero. Like you said, they, they make the same amount. For a year of Corvettes that they’ve made total of the vipers, which was another reason. I mean, I’ve always wanted one of these same thing poster on the wall when I was in high school, and [01:10:00] I’ve always, you know, always need have, and I don’t care if they’re a little bit faster.

You know, the exclusivity, I guess is a, is a draw. And also the V 10, I mean, you don’t get that in a lot of domestic cards. There isn’t many that aren’t trucks that have V tens to put this kind of power down.

Crew Chief Eric: We’re gonna talk about the truck. I promised we wouldn’t, I hinted to it earlier. I wanna close out this thought about the Viper itself.

We joke about this on the drive through and Brad’s brought up several times. Do you know there are still new vipers that are unsold at Chrysler dealerships throughout the United States? You can buy a brand new 2017 a CR off the dealer lot today. God knows what the markup is, how much. They’re still out there.

They’re a lot. What I’m getting at is, you know, the Viper was Sunset now five, six years ago. At this point we’re closing in on, right. If you think about, you know, they announced that they were closing out the production run in 16 to say, Hey, we’re gonna have a few seventeens and then that’s gonna be it.

We’re done and we’re Vipers. End of story. Get it now while sales are hot. Then Fiat sort of hinted there’s gonna be a [01:11:00] resurgence of the Viper. They talked about a V eight powered Viper, and I’m like, oh, well they’re borrowing a Ferrari mode. It is gonna be some Maserati. Concoction that they’re gonna come up with.

It’ll probably look awesome. But you know, that never happened either. And now Chrysler’s been absorbed into Stellantis, right? The Borg, right? They are the fourth largest auto manufacturer on the planet now, but we still don’t know what’s happening over there. Right? They’ve talked recently about Sunset setting the Hemi because of the, the evolution, right?

The EV revolution. They’ve talked about, hey, this is, it party’s over for the Challenger and the charger as we know them today. But it still brings up the question, what about the Viper? Everybody seems to be building a supercar right now, whether it’s an EV or otherwise, I think it’s time to reintroduce

Andrew Bank: Hellcat engine.

They’re gonna put it in there. They put it in the minivan, they’re gonna put it in a bike. There you go. Vice worth the Hellcat engine. I mean, I hope they don’t, but one of my favorite memes that I’ve definitely shared with Eric and the guys is like [01:12:00] all the other car brands, you know, they’re like, oh, how do we make our cars more fuel efficient?

And then it’s a Dodge Dealers do a line of Coke strippers as, and uh, let’s throw a Hellcat in a minivan. Yeah,

Mike Kuchavik: it’s like the Wolf of Wall Street. When it comes to like the future of it, I don’t know if they would be able to bring back a All Electric Viper and be able to call it a viper and like, I don’t know if the diehards would, would buy it if you put it under the Viper name.

Like if they brought a supercar back and made it look like a Viper, but named it something else, I think it would be a lot more accepted. The Viper, at the end of the day, they wanted to make it raw or it needed to be a manual, it needed to have the B 10. And those were its needs. And that was why they built them the way they built them.

So if they came out with something like an all electric Viper or something along those lines, you know, I’d worry that it would come out looking like the electric Mustang. Like that’s not a,

Andrew Bank: to me it would, it would dilute the brand name too, or the, you know, the model name in some way. But, and

Crew Chief Eric: this is something we bring up often, which is [01:13:00] important, which is also why we don’t refer to the Mach e as the Mustang Mach e because they’re, it’s a Ford escape, but, we’ll, we’ll leave that where it is.

Yes. But the, the, the name, the name Viper, just like Cobra or even nine 11 and other things, if you put that on something else, it just changes the whole dynamic. So I guess you just have to sunset it. And to your point, I often wondered, yes, I get the Purs side of the Viper, but would the Viper have been that much better with some sort of double clutch PDK system, you know, maybe borrowed from Mercedes or developed by Porsche or something like that to really squeeze out Corvette and, and some of these other, you know, supercars that are still around,

Mike Kuchavik: they probably would’ve sold more vipers.

It pains me to say it, if they made ’em an automatic, if you could put your golf clubs in the back and make it an automatic, they probably would’ve sold

Andrew Bank: two sets. Of course.

Mike Kuchavik: Yeah. Two sets of golf as is the Corvette

Andrew Bank: standard. Yes. Two sets of golf clubs.

Mike Kuchavik: And that’s why like, I hate to say it, but that’s why in my opinion, the Corvette sell more.

’cause it’s not like they’re easier to work on.

Crew Chief Eric: Where do you put the golf [01:14:00] clubs in the C eight? I just wanna bring that up real quick. Front

Andrew Bank: trunk, back trunk. Actually, I know they said they could do two, right? That was, that was their whole thing. I don’t know why that’s always a selling point, but it can fit too.

That was rhetoric that rhetorically.

Crew Chief Eric: I just wanna point that

Andrew Bank: you put one in the passenger seat. One of the passenger seat next to you with the roof off and then one the back. Oh, there we go. There

Mike Kuchavik: we go. Yeah,

Andrew Bank: backdrop.

Mike Kuchavik: I worry that if they did bring something back, I don’t know if they would name it the Viper.

There was, you know, there’s always rumors and there’s always rumors from the higher ups in Chrysler and everything else that come to some of the events. It’s like, oh, like, well, if you could build a viper, like what would you guys be willing to give up? Would it be the B 10? Would it be the stick? Would it be rear wheel drive?

Would it be mid engine? You know, what are those things to give up? And that’s what gives us some hope that they would bring back something with how all the EV is going and everything else. I don’t know if they’d be able to bring back a Viper and be able to sell it underneath the Viper brand name and have the support and dedication that the current owners have for the car.

Crew Chief Eric: And we saw hints of that were [01:15:00] beyond the grapevine rumors. There was a gentleman that had a bespoke Ferrari built that was very viper like in its look. We actually talked about it on the drive through episodes earlier in, I think season one. It was that we brought that up and we thought that was really interesting.

We’re like, wait, is this foreshadowing by way? Of Ferrari, you know, part of now the parent company, stellantis owns all of this stuff, which has also jogged my thoughts to say, this is the opportunity for Alpha Romeo to make a comeback with a viper like vehicle. Let’s not call it a viper, but that would be their opportunity to introduce a hyper sports car or something like that.

You know, along these lines, it would make sense. There’s been rumors there too, that they wanna bring back the GTV. What’s that gonna look like? What’s that gonna be? You know, that’s traditionally been a two-door sports car, you know, stuff like that. So maybe there’s a chance, but I wonder the timing is right.

Maybe not the formula to your point, right? Yeah. It’s not a viper as we know it.

Mike Kuchavik: And I think once like supercars and stuff do [01:16:00] start coming out, I think they’ll be able to build something along those lines. But it’s gonna be pretty hard, at least at first to bring the comradery back into having an electric car.

’cause most of these guys are like. I want all gas all the time. Like, I don’t want an electric car. They don’t make noise. They, you know, it’s the diehard fans of when you buy a Viper, you’re buying it because it’s this raw machine, and now you’re gonna go out and buy an electric car that, yeah, it’s fast, but you’re, you’re losing some of that, so that might be hard to sell.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. And when everybody’s grocery getter can do zero to 60 in sub three seconds, I mean, what do you need a supercar for? Right. So it comes down to styling at that point. It comes down to amenities, interior. But to your point, the sound, the, one of the things about the Viper, even compared to an R eight or a Lamborghini mm-hmm.

Which basically leverage the same V 10, the Viper has a distinct sound. I, I bring it back to those old days of the screaming Audi quatros. ’cause it sounds more like an Audi. Than it does, you know, a V 10 Lamborghini or anything like that. So that’s part of that experience. Is that sound, I mean, obviously you both [01:17:00] can attest to that.

It’s, it’s unique and it’s, it’s absolutely amazing. So two more pieces of Viper, let’s say Lore or part of the Viper culture, we hinted at it several times, is the Viper truck. So Mike, do you end up working on those two? What’s the deal with the Viper truck? So they’re actually pretty cool.

Mike Kuchavik: I’ve had a couple at my shop here and there.

It is actually the same motor that’s in Andrew’s car behind you. And the two doors were stick, the four doors were automatic. They’re pretty cool trucks. It’s badass to say, yeah, I’ve got a Viper motor in my truck, and it’ll, you know, roast the tires ’cause there’s no weight in the rear. So that aspect of things is cool.

I actually work with a guy not too far from me that specializes in the Viper, in the Viper trucks. He specializes in. Those trucks. So usually we work together and I send him some stuff that way if I have to work on the Piper trucks, but he calls me for any of the performance stuff sometimes. So it’s one of those things where they’re sweet.

I would definitely rock one to drive it around. I mean, listen, trucks always get terrible gas mileage, so why not drive around with a big V 10? Like that’s pretty badass. But [01:18:00] you know, I mean, it competes against things like that. SVT Lightning and let’s build these low, low rider trucks essentially that can go fast instead of.

Now everything jumps

Crew Chief Eric: specs wise, you know, same motor power plane as that. Gen three Viper that Andrew has. They built those in very low numbers. Right. Only for like maybe a year or two. I

Mike Kuchavik: believe it was oh five and oh six. There may have been 2004. I’m not very well versed as far as the Viper truck aspect of things Go.

It’s not,

Crew Chief Eric: it’s a cool piece of nostalgia, right? Yeah. And if you think about it, the marketing campaign was brilliant because they literally sold it as the Viper truck. Yeah. And when it debuted, there was a viper on a trailer being pulled by the Viper pickup. And I just thought that’s the ultimate. That’s, that’s amazing.

I mean, that’s pretty cool, especially color matching blue with the white stripes, you know, that classic iconic Viper look. Although for me it’s still the three spoke wheels and the red Targa, but you know, we’ll leave that where it is. But that actually leads me into probably one of the most brilliant, if not conceived by Chrysler, but in partnership ad campaigns [01:19:00] ever, which was the probably long forgotten by a lot of our audience, if they even saw it in the first place, which is NBC’s show called.

Viper, which debuted in the nineties and was basically a redo of night rider. It had the same storyline. I hate to say I binged all 80 episodes. I wrote an article about this, you can search for it on our website. I thought season one was amazing and that is actually really what cemented it for me, really fall in love with the Viper is bringing that kind of night rider forward.

’cause I got to see the Viper on the regular, I got to hear it. It was on adventures, it was doing all that cool stuff. But what I thought was neat was there was a lot of foreshadowing in that and it was really smart on the part of Chrysler. And I pointed this out in the, in the article too. There were a lot of Chrysler prototypes in various episodes of the show parked along the side of the road, strategically placed in scenes of the show where, you know, they’re flying with the Viper sideways and jump out and you’re like, wait, what’s that?

Uh, Chrysler Espresso in the background there. You [01:20:00] know, weird concept car that they were trying to make look futuristic because the show was supposed to be set some somewhere in the future. What I also thought was really unique. Is they also sneak peak, the GTS on that show. If you watch, I believe it was like season two-ish or so, there’s a blue GTS coop during a traffic stop where there’s a bunch of, you know, typical Chrysler intrepids blocking traffic, and this blue coop is just sitting there and then the Viper team shows up and it’s just kind of in the background and you don’t pay too much attention to it.

You’re like, because now we all realize, oh, the, the GTS is the thing, but back then you’re like, holy crap, what is this? Right? Yeah. This is pretty cool. Part of our petrol heads of a certain age, right? And so we grew up with this show and then it disappeared and whatnot. So what’s, what, what are your guys thoughts on it?

Mike Kuchavik: So

Crew Chief Eric: I,

Mike Kuchavik: ironically enough, I’ve only seen actually a couple episodes. So to put this in perspective, I haven’t seen, I haven’t seen any. I was born the same year. The Viper came out all through the nineties. I was like a young kid.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s a treat, let me tell you.

Mike Kuchavik: Alright, well I’m gonna have to, I’m gonna have to [01:21:00] download it or find it on Hulu or some crap.

Yeah, and watch all of them.

Andrew Bank: You let me know what the best episode is. I’ll watch the best episode. Season one is actually the

Crew Chief Eric: best, and I’ll be honest with you guys. The show was technically canceled at the end of season one, but then I don’t know who petitioned. I gotta go back into my, my lore and trivia there.

Seasons two and three were brought back with a different cast and then season. Four, they actually brought back the original actors and the original cast, and that’s actually really good to kind of bookend it. If you watch Seasons One and season four, I have all of them, by the way, I can hook you guys up.

Oh, perfect. Uh, to check it out. It’s, it’s absolutely amazing. But what was also cool about that, aside of all the things they had to do to build the defender, which was, you know, kit, let’s call it that they spent so much money in the first season just on CGI, and this was cutting edge CGI to do this transformation of, you know, a stock viper into the defender on screen in real time.

They said it, every time they did it, it cost ’em like, you know, a hundred grand or something to do the CGI was nuts. Later they [01:22:00] made it really cheesy and you know, and then they eventually went back to that as computers got better and less expensive and all that kind of stuff. But even there, the idea of this viper coop.

In the form of the defender, you kind of look at it and go, this is a thing, this is possible. And I wonder if that inspired Chrysler or if they already knew they were gonna go with the Cobra and then the Daytona Cobra. Right. And I’m, you know, who decided, or Leg just said, we’re gonna do this if it worked for Pontiac, it’s gotta work for Chrysler.

It’s gotta work Dodge. Right. So it’s, it’s kind of, it’s, it’s kind of cheesy and corny when you look back over it, but it’s also somewhat awesome at the same time and some of the tech and the things that were there. And so I recommended, if you haven’t seen it, but I’ll hook you guys up. You gotta check it out.

If nothing else, check out the article on our website to get a fast forward on all that. And I tell you what, I’ve mentioned it before, if I had to own one Hollywood car, it would be a defender. And by the way, Felix. And and reason being, they were built on actual vipers. So if there’s low numbers out there, there’s cars that are missing.

They’re [01:23:00] Hollywood cars and they didn’t use like some old Chevy Nova and make it sound like a viper. They were actually built on top of production vipers. So kind of cool. Very interesting. Kind of cool, you know, couple of those. 32,000 are still out there in Hollywood, running around. So As the defender? As the defender, yeah.

The defender’s pretty, it’s pretty badass. It’s not an ugly car at all. It kind of looks like a, like a Gen four, gen five viper in some, you know, at certain angles, especially the taillights and the nose and stuff. Like with the thinner headlights, you know, I kind of see it was like foreshadowing of what the Viper could be in the future, right?

Yeah. I mean, they definitely

Mike Kuchavik: took some of the design cues, right?

Crew Chief Eric: And the story there is the defender was actually developed by a famous company that does like movie cars, right? Would develop all these like specialty cars. And so it was their design built on top of that Viper chassis. So I thought that was really kind of cool that somebody had the ingenuity to say, well, we could take this, we could make it sleek and, you know, make it a coop and do all these kinds of things.

And it’s really neat. And it’s still, like you mentioned, it still looks good today, [01:24:00] although it’s still had the

Mike Kuchavik: three spoke wheels. Well, I guess you like them, huh?

Crew Chief Eric: Uh, just a little bit. I mean, you know,

Mike Kuchavik: I, I like them for what they are. That’s the only thing on those cars that date them.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s very true, but it’s very unique.

It’s a very vibrant thing. No other car had is a three spoke wheel that looks like that. You know, not even the smart cars with their three bolt wheels, but uh, I also hear they’re really hard to get tires for ’cause it’s a unique size, like a 16 by something bizarre. Yep. The early models,

Andrew Bank: 3 35 or something like that.

I, I saw in the forum when I was looking it up. Yeah, if you try to find them, you have to buy ’em used or they do group buys for the people who have those cars because now they don’t manufacture ’em. So you gotta find used ones or old ones, which is wild.

Crew Chief Eric: So before we wrap up and kind of close up, I have a pit stop like question to ask you, Mike, because we’ve geeked out here for, you know, over an hour about Vipers.

We’re all over the map and talking about really fun stuff and stories. But I gotta ask, is the Viper the sexiest car of all time, in your opinion?

Mike Kuchavik: Ooh, I [01:25:00] love the Viper, but lately pains me to say this and I’m sure plenty of people will be pissed about it. Lately I’ve been loving the new Porsche GT four. I still love the Viper.

Like I think the a CR is like one of the sexiest cars like I’ve ever seen. Going back to those old GTS R like I think they’re gorgeous cars. I think it’s definitely up there, but I, the Porsches are starting to. Grow a spot in my heart because I fit in them and they look good and they’re pretty quick.

Crew Chief Eric: So since you get to work with Vipers on the regular and maybe you get a little desensitized to them and that’s fine.

1000%. Oh yeah. So, you know, if I asked you the question, if you had a three car garage and unlimited funds, what would you fill it with? Anything but a viper, what would it be? Ooh. Anything but a hyper. Yeah, you’re, because you, you, you’ve already, you deal with them on the regular, so is that really fair? I,

Mike Kuchavik: I guess you’re right.

I would get new GT four. I’d have to get like a truck, like I’d want like a Dodge dually and I would probably get some badass, I don’t know, maybe like a newer M three to daily drive that is ugliest car of all

Crew Chief Eric: time. I love this question. Ooh, [01:26:00] ugliest car,

Andrew Bank: PC cruiser with the wood grain.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh man, that’s up, that’s a dodge spot too.

I’m, I’m breaking bad.

Andrew Bank: When they give, when they give Walt Jr. His, uh, he got the, uh, challenger and then, uh, they take it back and give him PC Cruiser. And, uh, in, in case you need another reason to hate Skyler most hateable woman on all tv, it’s because she got on the TT cruiser

Mike Kuchavik: that Aztec does something to me.

Like, I don’t know why, who thought that was a great design, but it’s not for me.

Crew Chief Eric: All right, so as we close out, one final thought, Mike, you mentioned several times, you know, as a now longtime member of the Viper Club and Viper Owners Association, et cetera. You know, one of their slogans is, come for the cars, but stay for the people.

Do you wanna talk about the Viper Club and, and why Andrew should join, or why someone else should join? You know, what’s it all about? So it really,

Mike Kuchavik: it’s all about, at the end of the day, the comradery, right? Like, I’ve got guys that have bought cars, bought Vipers, didn’t get involved, and then ended up selling the cars a couple [01:27:00] years later because.

They weren’t going out with other guys, they weren’t doing stuff with the car. So they’re like, well, I’m just gonna sell it. And then you have guys that join the clubs that get involved and go out to all these events and get to meet all these great people and just have a blast. You’ve got Viper guys that have millions of dollars and you’ve got guys that are blue collar, like just got their dream car, like love it.

Don’t have a ton of money, but love their car. You can all hang out in the same room together and you would never guess who was who. Everyone is humble. They’re super modest. And I’ve gone, you know, I mean we’ve gone to track days and everything else and you meet guys in Ferrari clubs and Porsche clubs and some of them are hoity-toity in other clubs.

Whereas like in the Viper Club, I’ve only met a handful, few of guys that were like ever really true like dickheads in the Viper Club. It’s one of those things where you just meet so many great people and have such a good time at every event you go to. If you can get involved, get involved, and you know, I mean it’s, at the end of the day, you make the most of whatever your situation is.

If you want to get involved to come do stuff, you’re gonna have a blast. There’s no way you’re not gonna [01:28:00] have fun. And if you don’t want to go do stuff, that’s fine. I joke all the time and I’m. Pretty active in our area and I run a lot of events and it’s so hard to get people to get off their couch, to have fun with us.

Like if I’m not calling them during the week saying, Hey, like we’re going to this event, it’s a car cruises and we’re gonna go do a tour yingling and like hang out and have lunch. They don’t show up. It’s like, guys come out, have a good time, and the guys that come, ah, it was so much fun. And then everyone online gets upset that they didn’t go.

You know, it’s one of those things where if you can get involved, get involved and do it. Like I was just down at, in Miami last year for a National Viper event. There was like 200 vipers down in Miami. We did a track day, we did dinners, we did all sorts of

Andrew Bank: like, did you drive your Viper down there?

Mike Kuchavik: So no, I was, I played support vehicle and fixed cars going on my way down.

Andrew Bank: Nice.

Mike Kuchavik: But I did have the opportunity, a customer or a friend of mine was like. We went to the track day and I just was going to hang out and ride bitch. He’s like, oh, you’re driving today. Here’s the keys and take it out on the track. Have fun. Oh, okay. Well

Andrew Bank: good friend.

Mike Kuchavik: I’m in. [01:29:00] So like I’ve gotten to do some things like that and that’s where the benefit of working on these and being trusted with them, you just meet so many good people that it just, it’s crazy the amount of nice guys that you meet and the other like, not opportunities, but like there’s just so many different cool things you get to go and see and do.

And again, all through like the comradery of the car. I’ve been in other car clubs and stuff and none of them have ever been like anything I’ve experienced with the Viper Owners Association.

Crew Chief Eric: I think to the point, if you can’t. Afford a Viper and the Viper’s still on your dream list as your dream car.

You’ve been salivating after. Mm-hmm. There’s some really excellent alternatives from the, the Hemi Chargers to, you know, the scat packs and all the challengers and all these different types of things that are on some of the other models. I mean, they’re obviously making more horsepower than the Viper in some respects, especially the demon at a thousand Horsepower and all that craziness that’s going on there.

Dodge made some really cool stuff, and I think the Viper gave way to them being at the front end of modern muscle cars because [01:30:00] when you look at the entries by Ford and even by Chevy, and, and let’s discount the Corvette because it’s, it’s really achieved supercar status now. They can hang their hat on saying, we revolutionize the modern muscle car.

And, and I gotta tip my hat to them. And I, and like I said, I think the Viper gave way to that. And I think what you’re doing at Havoc by keeping these cars engaged, keeping their owners engaged, maintain these collections, working with these folks at the national level, going to these track events and, and bringing Viper enthusiasm, not just Motorsports enthusiasm, but about this particular brand to the surface is awesome.

And that’s why we get excited about it. And folks like Andrew and I can geek out with you for over an hour about these cars. So, you know, I gotta say in closing, Mike, I think this has been awesome. Maybe it was a little hard to follow for some folks, but if you’re a Viper owner or maybe you’re a viper.

Fan. Hopefully you learn something from this episode, but I’ll leave you with this. If you wanna learn more about Havoc performance, check out their [01:31:00] website@www.havocperformance.com or follow them on Facebook and Instagram. Or email Mike directly at mike@havocperformance.com. ’cause he’s got all your answers, everything you wanna know, everything you wanna look for.

Super personal guys, super knowledgeable. So we thank you for coming on the show. I think this has been absolutely fantastic.

Mike Kuchavik: I really appreciate it.

Andrew Bank: What I

Mike Kuchavik: loved coming on and doing this, what’s that?

Andrew Bank: Instagram handle

Mike Kuchavik: Havoc performance.

Andrew Bank: Okay? It’s all havoc.

Mike Kuchavik: It’s all havoc, performance. It’s all havoc performance.

But again, if anyone ever has any questions, and same thing with you guys, if you have any questions, but I’m definitely dragging your asses out for our Snakes on the Mountain event. Ooh. So make sure your car is ready. It’s basically a private event. We do it usually at a guy’s house that has a car collection, so you get to see that as well.

But it’s performance forward. So like for gts, cobras, Shelby stuff, Vipers will invite like track hawks and demons and stuff will come. And then it’s also Ferrari. So it’s a competition between the three. Last year I had almost 40 Viper show up. And where is, and where is this at? Is this

Crew Chief Eric: at [01:32:00] Pocono or where is this held?

This

Mike Kuchavik: is, uh, it’s uh, about 20 minutes from my house. Depending on whose place we’re doing it at this year, we’re gonna do it over in like SA Valley, over near Lehigh College.

Crew Chief Eric: So it’s more

Mike Kuchavik: of like

Crew Chief Eric: a hill climb, mountain run type of deal.

Mike Kuchavik: Think of it like private cars and coffee. Right. I gotcha, gotcha. Come up, like, hang out.

We usually do a car cruise afterwards and lunch. You know, we show up at like nine o’clock, hang out till like 11, go do a car cruise for an hour, hour and a half. Stop and get lunch. Usually around one, two o’clock when the places are slow. And uh, then everyone either goes on their way or we go do something else.

You guys, that sounds like a

Crew Chief Eric: blast. Bye. All right boys, take it easy. Alright. Hey, it was fun.

Mike Kuchavik: Hey, have a good night. Thanks again. See?

Crew Chief Eric: That’s right listeners, if you enjoyed this episode, be sure to check out our Patreon for a follow on pit stop mini episode. So check that out on www.patreon.com/gt motorsports and get access to all sorts of behind the scenes content [01:33:00] from this episode and more.

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about gtm, be sure to check us out on www.gt motorsports.org.

You can also find us on Instagram at Grand Tour Motorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, you can call or text us at (202) 630-1770 or send us an email at crew chief@gtmotorsports.org. We’d love to hear from you.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00:00 Guest Introduction: Mike Kuchavik and Andrew Bank
  • 00:01:51 Mike’s Journey with Vipers
  • 00:02:13 Founding Havik Performance
  • 00:02:42 Viper Club and Car Enthusiast Community
  • 00:04:33 Managing Car Collections
  • 00:06:14 Viper Collection and Services Offered
  • 00:07:32 Early Car Influences and First Viper
  • 00:09:49 Viper Origins and Development
  • 00:12:25 Viper Design and Evolution
  • 00:16:40 Viper Trivia and Anecdotes
  • 00:31:59 Tips for Buying a Viper; Common Issues Across Viper Generations
  • 00:33:42 Gen 1 and Gen 2 Viper Insights
  • 00:36:59 Gen 3 Viper Buying Experience
  • 00:41:33 Gen 4 and Gen 5 Viper Considerations
  • 00:48:15 Working on Your Own Viper
  • 00:56:48 Preparing a Viper for Track Use
  • 01:03:14 Experiencing the Downforce of High-Speed Cars
  • 01:03:39 A Ride in a 2017 Viper ACR at Watkins Glen
  • 01:07:23 The Viper’s Legacy and Rivalry with Corvette
  • 01:11:26 The Future of the Viper in the EV Era
  • 01:17:03 The Viper Truck: A Unique Piece of Nostalgia
  • 01:18:51 The NBC Show ‘Viper’ and Its Cultural Impact
  • 01:26:31 The Viper Club: Community and Camaraderie
  • 01:30:41 Closing Thoughts and Contact Information

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Viper: The Defender

Viper (the TV show) – #defender

We chat about the RT/10 variant “The Defender” as we talk all things Viper on this episode. Check out our review of the long-forgotten ’90s Night Rider clone!

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2nd largest Viper collection in North America

“At the age of 22, I worked with two car collectors, and my clients trusted me with their most prized possessions. I handled all aspects of their collections – from maintenance to modifications to showing their cars at Concours events. When it comes to high-end cars, I have fulfilled my client’s needs by supporting them through the entire process of preparing for events to attending the event itself. I prepare each car to a show-quality level, making it look exactly how it was delivered from the factory. Additionally, Havik provides track inspections and accompanies clients to the track to ensure their car is always ready to go for the next heat by monitoring the car, tires, and driver. 

My parents continued supporting my dream by lending me their garage so I could start my business. Havik operated out of my parent’s house, quickly outgrew it, and two years later I purchased the garage where my company currently resides. My dream was fully coming to life and growing at an unimaginable pace. Five years later, I am 29 years old and now manage just over 100 vipers. In the last year alone, Havik Performance grew sixty percent. My dream of owning a reliable, trustworthy premier automotive business has not only become my everyday reality, but it has proven to be more than successful – just as I imagined it would be when I was 14 years old.”Mike Kuchavik

The Dodge Viper’s origin story is as wild as its exhaust note. Designed in the late ’80s and launched in ’92, the Viper was Chrysler’s moonshot – a raw, manual-only supercar born from a skunkworks project led by Roy Shoberg and championed by Bob Lutz. With Carroll Shelby’s fingerprints on its DNA, the Viper was a modern Cobra: no ABS, no traction control, no frills. Just a massive V10 and a chassis that demanded respect.

Mike recounts tales of engineers “borrowing” equipment in minivans to build the prototype, and how the early cars had no exterior door handles or roll-up windows. “If you did 55 mph, you wouldn’t get wet,” he jokes, referencing the RT/10’s rudimentary roof setup.


Mythbusting the Viper V10

One of the most persistent myths about the Viper is that its engine was borrowed from Lamborghini or a truck. The truth? It’s a bit of both. Dodge collaborated with Lamborghini to develop the all-aluminum V10, but the architecture was based on Chrysler’s existing V8s- with two cylinders added. The result was a torque monster that sounded like “two five-cylinder Audis running together.”

Generational Shifts and Trackside Tales

From Gen I to Gen V, the Viper evolved while staying true to its roots. Manual transmission? Always. Rear-wheel drive? Absolutely. No nannies until the government mandated them in Gen V. Mike breaks down the differences between generations, from the Gen III’s 8.3L engine to the Gen IV’s 8.4L with variable cam timing. And yes, Gen V brought back the clamshell hood and the aggressive styling of the Gen II GTS coupe.

Guest host Andrew Bank (below; left), a newly minted Viper owner, shares his own trackside adventure – an ACR ride-along that turned smoky when an oil cap wasn’t tightened properly. “I thought I was dying,” he laughs, “but it was just oil. Still, incredibly memorable.”

The Viper may be gone from production, but its legacy roars on through collectors, clubs, and shops like Havik Performance. Mike’s story is a testament to what happens when passion meets purpose. From teenage dreamer to trusted steward of America’s most iconic muscle supercar, he’s built more than a business—he’s built a community.


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Corvette Summer: A Van, A Vette, and a Whole Lot of Glitter

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Welcome to a special crossover episode of the Gran Touring Motorsports podcast, Break/Fix, featuring Steve and Izzy from Everything I Learned From Movies. What started as a deep dive into the 1978 cult classic Corvette Summer quickly turned into a wild ride through van culture, awkward romance, and the glitter-soaked chaos of late-’70s cinema.

Mark Hamill, fresh off Star Wars, stars as Kenny Danley – a high school senior obsessed with a custom Corvette built in shop class. When the car is stolen, Kenny embarks on a quest to recover it, crossing paths with Annie Potts in her feature film debut. Potts plays a hustling, aspiring escort named Vanessa (or Eleanor, or Rosalyn, depending on the scene), and she steals every moment with her one-liners, wardrobe changes, and van named Vannessa.

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Forget the Corvette. The van (below) is the true hero. With a waterbed, fridge, shag carpet, and a rear sunroof, Vannessa is the ultimate symbol of ’70s van culture.

The crew dubs this a “vanploitation” film—a genre where teens soup up vans, chase girls, and get into hijinks at festivals. Think Scooby-Doo meets American Pie.

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Super Fun Facts!

Fun, Fun facts – in fact… they are Super Fun Facts!

  • Both of this film’s leads, Annie Potts and Mark Hamill, were in car accidents prior to principal photography. Potts got pins in her legs whilst Hamill got a broken nose. Mark Hamill was badly injured in an automobile wreck in Malibu, California just prior to production. He bears the scars through Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) and Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983)
  • The Corvette car was a 1973 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray converted to right hand drive so that Mark Hamill could hang out of the curbside window looking at the ladies. The car was also painted candy apple / cherry, given superior mags, a clam-shell hood, Gabriel shocks, Merry tubes, a metal flake, side-pipes, and flames painted on the body. The mold for this film’s centerpiece 1973 Corvette car is part of the collection of America’s National Corvette Museum and displayed at the Corvette Americana Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York. The museum also screens this movie regularly.
  • Wayne’s chain-wielding employee (Jason Ronard) is shown reading a comic book while Kenny is locked up in the storeroom. The comic is actually the first issue of Marvel’s STAR WARS adaptation
  • A cameo with Fran Drescher was deleted. Drescher can be seen with Mark Hamill in stills from the movie.
  • Ed tells Kenny he makes a “lousy” $15,000 a year. That amount equates to $62,400 in 2020 – not very lousy. Kenny gets a job paying $850 per week – which equates to $3,535 per week or $184k/yr).

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Grand Touring Motorsport started as a social group of car enthusiasts, but we’ve expanded into all sorts of motor sports disciplines and we want to share our stories with you. Years of racing wrenching and motorsports experience brings together a topnotch collection of knowledge and information through our podcast.

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Steve & Izzy: Hey everybody. I am Steve. And I’m Izzy. And we’re with everything I learned from movies and Tonight. Oh, tonight we’re actually on another podcast, babe. What? I know. I know. I tricked you once again. Wait, but I took a left. We came down the hall. Oh, the interwebs are very mysterious. But we are here on Grand Touring Motor Sports Break Fix podcast.

Welcome.

Crew Chief Eric: What’s up? Welcome back. Steven. Izzy. How you guys doing? Great. Great. How about you? Not too bad. Last time we talked, we went a whole gamut of different car related movies and we did it in a drag race format, but this time we decided why don’t we hone in on one [00:01:00] special gem in the movie world. And with me tonight is our co-host Brad.

As well as our executive co-producer of the Drive-through series, Tanya, and a fan favorite mountain man Dam.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: Woo. Hey,

Crew Chief Brad: how’s everybody doing? So, before we get started, I just have to say, Eric, we need to up our podcast game and we need a jingle. I know,

Steve & Izzy: right?

Crew Chief Brad: We need, we need a harmonized jingle because we’re missing out big time.

Steve & Izzy: Look, I’ll tell you, the key to success is marry your co-host. It’s so much easier to get scheduling. Is that

Crew Chief Brad: legal here in Maryland? Eric, can we do that?

Crew Chief Eric: I, I

Steve & Izzy: think it is. I, Marilyn

Crew Chief Eric: was one of the first, I mean, what would our, what would our jingles sound like?

Steve & Izzy: Everything I learned from driving and I did crash.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, I think they might sue us for copyright in front. Yeah, it’s

Steve & Izzy: probably not

Crew Chief Eric: good.

Steve & Izzy: No worse. We judge you. Yeah, we’re like, we did it better anyway.

Crew Chief Brad: We would Auto-Tune it.

Steve & Izzy: Oh, there you go. So what movie are we talking [00:02:00] about tonight, guys? Oh man. We are talking about a movie I didn’t even know really existed.

1978. Corvette Summer. Wait, your dad never said the joke every time you were watching any Star Wars movie? Hey, that’s the guy from Corvette Summer? No. Okay.

Crew Chief Eric: No. My dad has a sense of

Steve & Izzy: humor.

Crew Chief Eric: Sorry, babe. I mean, I tried to write an intro for this, and I came up with one line and I stole it. It says, A high school grad and a hooker in training try to track down his stolen Corvette.

Need we say more? That basically sums it up. No,

Steve & Izzy: no, no. It’s not his. They just try to track down a Corvette. A stolen Corvette belongs to

Crew Chief Brad: the school.

Steve & Izzy: They’re trying to hunt down school property.

Crew Chief Brad: So that’s a, that’s a good student right there.

Crew Chief Eric: So much cringe. So much cringe.

Steve & Izzy: Look, schools used to care about their students, I guess.

Crew Chief Eric: I guess.

Steve & Izzy: I

Crew Chief Eric: mean, I mean, any school that serves a minor scotch and a tin cup, and we’ll get to that. Right?

Steve & Izzy: Oh, we [00:03:00] will. By the way,

Crew Chief Eric: did you guys go

Steve & Izzy: to the shop class when you were in high school? Was it still around? I don’t know if it’s still a thing, but we didn’t

Crew Chief Brad: have one at Dam Matha. I

Mountain Man Dan: spent the majority of my high school career in the auto shop class.

So

Crew Chief Eric: Nice.

Mountain Man Dan: This was very similar in the aspect of being in the shop class, working on stuff, so I could relate to it.

Crew Chief Eric: You took field trips to the junkyard too?

Mountain Man Dan: No, those were, uh, trips with my

Crew Chief Brad: stepfather.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, I know it’s the backyard, the back 40, but still Is that where

Crew Chief Brad: Daniel gets the idea for all these diamonds In the rough diamonds in the rust.

Steve & Izzy: Excellent. Well, before we get started, I don’t know about Steve. We’re too sober to

Crew Chief Eric: talk about this movie. Oh, that’s very, very true.

Steve & Izzy: Too. Sober. Uh, so from Wasatch Brewery here near Salt Lake City, Utah, we have their Devastator Double Bach. Yeah. Which is 8% alcohol by volume. Man, this is one of our favorite beers.

It’s pretty fantastic. Let’s see if you’re going to Sin. Sin Big. Our double Bach is a sweet, toasty, and rich, but finishes gentle. [00:04:00] This beer is developed. A serious cult following. Imagine that a cult. Can’t be true. And my top, my top in harmony.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, on on our side, I’m leading the charge with a GTM Paddock favorite because only the finest things come in Red Solo cups.

This is the one, the only, the Jager monster. Mm-hmm. Half Jaeger, half sugar free white Monster. This is legit. Oh Jesus.

Steve & Izzy: I dunno, it’s abb. I dunno. Anything. You know, I call it my sugar free white monster as well. So

that’s what she said. Honey, I told you no talk on the podcast. Podcast. I’m sorry. Sugar free was too perfect. It’s all protein, it’s all,

Crew Chief Brad: we could just do this, this for an hour and a, we don’t need to talk about the movie. This would be better radio.

Steve & Izzy: I know you’re not supposed to drink and drive, but you can definitely drink and pod at

Crew Chief Eric: a thousand percent. And I wish I [00:05:00] had pre-game for this movie. So, speaking of pre-gaming, Steve, tell us all about this wonderful piece of seventies.

Steve & Izzy: Well, I mean, so start off, it comes from writer director Matthew Robbins. Who’s he? Steve? Oh, I’m glad you asked. This was actually his first movie. Whoa. You can tell. And then he went on to do, okay. These are some great movies that will definitely pop up on our podcast eventually. Dragon Slayer. You’ve all seen that one.

All right. I think that’s the, uh, Peter McNichol when he is like 18 or something, fighting a dragon. Oh,

Crew Chief Eric: okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Steve & Izzy: The legend of Billie Jean. Oh, Jesus. It’s a winner. Battery’s not included. We all saw that when we were kids. Oh, we talked to the writer of, that’s right. That’s a gem. Oh, we sure did. That’s right.

Yeah. Yes. Says Wilson and a 1991 movie called Bingo, which I had to look up. It’s about a runaway circus dog befriending a boy, and it stars Kurt Fuller, Glen Shatick, and a Bear. Amen. This October Bear, right. Wait, is the dog’s name bear? No, no. It stars a bear. Apparently [00:06:00] there’s a dog and of course, because he is a circus dog, there’s also gotta be a circus bear.

Wow. Is that like the Clint Eastwood movie with the monkey? What was that called?

Mountain Man Dan: Every which wave? A Lose In which wave? A Lose probably right turn. Clyde is a famous line from that,

Steve & Izzy: or any which way you can

Crew Chief Eric: matter. The sequel matter. I mean, the only dog that ever mattered to me in the movie was Fred. From smoking the Bandit.

I’m just gonna lay it out there.

Steve & Izzy: You never watched Homeward Bound?

Crew Chief Eric: Oh,

Crew Chief Brad: Homeward Bound. That s if you didn’t cry

Steve & Izzy: when Shadow fell down that hole, you have no soul.

Crew Chief Brad: I think you just described Eric to a TI

Crew Chief Eric: associate with Darth Vader. But we’ll talk about that later.

Steve & Izzy: But you may be wondering, Matthew Robbins, you said he is a writer too.

How did he start off with something huge? Like Corvette Summer? Yeah. Oh right. The sequel to the sequel to the Star Wars franchise. Uh, he wrote Close Encounters of the Third Kind Mimic from the mid nineties. You remember that one? Yeah. Probably mistake it with the Relic. Uh, don’t Be Afraid of the Dark Crimson Peak [00:07:00] and Coming Soon.

He wrote Dermo Dar Toro’s Pinocchio that’s coming out next year apparently with the Voice talents of Kate Blanchet till this went and run. Perlman Christophe, Altoon McGregor, Finn Wolfhard, John Chat Toro, and Tim Blake Nelson. So he wrote some of my favorite movies of all time

Crew Chief Brad: apparently. That’s a pretty great cast for the new Pinocchio movie, by the way.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, who knew Corvette Summer would launch this epic career, right?

Steve & Izzy: Nobody indeed. Yeah. And then, uh, of course the cast, we have legendary thespian, mark Hamill as Kenneth w Dantley, Jr. This was basically his follow up to Star Wars. Like immediately after,

Crew Chief Eric: is it before or after the accident? We were trying to figure it out.

It would be after if it’s after Star Wars.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. Say we’ve got a little fun fact about it. Both of the film’s leads were in car accidents prior to principal photography. The other one, uh, Annie Potts, you might know her best as Janine from Ghostbusters. Woo. This is her feature film debut. She’s also designing, well, why does everybody know her best from Ghostbusters?

Did nobody [00:08:00] watch designing women? I say, yeah, she was on designing women apparently, but you know. Seen that movie, her show or whatever, seven years.

Crew Chief Eric: Doesn’t she a sugar maker? It’s gonna happen.

Steve & Izzy: Well, she’s also like the grandma and Young Sheldon or something now, and no one knows that. Really? I did not know that because nobody watches TV anymore.

Crew Chief Eric: We stream it all. But to your point, we were looking at this and it’s her fourth IMDB credit, but it turns out it’s her first movie. And Tanya found something pretty interesting about her being in her first movie and this being her first movie.

Steve & Izzy: Oh, there was a Golden Globe Award for a New Star of the Year, which she was nominated for with this movie.

Oh. Unfortunately she lost out to, um, somebody I’ve never heard of. Irene. Irene Miracle from the movie Midnight Express. Oh, I’ve seen Midnight Express. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: How

Steve & Izzy: about that? Let’s

Crew Chief Brad: see. Just proves how terrible the seventies were.

Crew Chief Eric: We also found out that that award was subsequently removed. Two years [00:09:00] later, so it doesn’t exist anymore.

Steve & Izzy: 82, the last one. Yes. They moonlighted that out and, uh, sandal Bergman from Conan the Barbarian was the last to received that award. And then they’re like, well, we can’t top that. Okay. I would say like, what have we watched? She’s the girl from Puppet Master. What? Annie Pots? No, Irene Miracle. Oh, we’ve seen her in stuff.

Oh, oh, okay. Yeah. And she won it for, what, what movie was it? Midnight Express. Express. Oh, Vanna Express. Oh, okay.

Crew Chief Eric: You confused it with Pineapple Express. I, I got it. It’s all or Sugarland Express

Steve & Izzy: or Gold Express. Express, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was the, uh, the Tom Hanks, CGI thing. Right? Yeah. She was the bear. I think,

Crew Chief Eric: well, if we’re talking trivia too, mark Hamill, right?

I, I don’t even think of him as Luke Skywalker anymore. When somebody says Mark Hamill, I immediately think the Joker from Batman. Oh, right. Batman, the animated series.

Steve & Izzy: Okay, guys, I’ll throw this out there. Mark Hamill, especially in this movie, he’s an okay [00:10:00] looking guy, but he’s like, oh, he’s not, he’s like, Ron Howard, like, Hey, he is a.

Weird, awkward looking team. Look, thank God he got a career as a voice actor. Well, this probably why he got a career as a voice actor. ’cause who wanted him to be the leading man in Hollywood movies. He just, obviously George Lucas, well, you gotta consider the audience be the best looking guy at a church potluck.

Crew Chief Eric: Somebody said it and I don’t remember who it was. He’s a weird looking dude and he’s an ugly woman, like he can’t do either one.

Steve & Izzy: He was an ugly young man, which he wasn’t that young in this movie, but he was an ugly young man heading towards middle age, but he’s actually a much better looking older man.

So he’s like finally, after. 50 years aged into himself. Meanwhile, the best of us mean

Crew Chief Eric: Annie Pots. Holy cow. Wow.

Steve & Izzy: Wow. What a looker. Annie Pots

Crew Chief Eric: can get it.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. She is a, she is a goddamn cutie in this movie. I’m not.

Crew Chief Brad: She, she reminded me of like a mini me version [00:11:00] of Sigourney Weaver from Alien. Mm-hmm. She kind of had that with the hair and everything.

She had that very like petite kinda, but Sigourney weaver’s like eight feet tall. So I was thinking,

Crew Chief Eric: I was thinking, what’s her face from, uh, my cousin Vinny? She had that kind. Oh, Marissa’s home. Yeah. I see that. Yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: We need to do an episode just on leading ladies.

Crew Chief Eric: Do

Steve & Izzy: an episode apparently just on Wafi Burnetts.

Crew Chief Brad: There you go.

Crew Chief Eric: We’ll talk about her costumes as we go along as well, because I got, which one is the, the, uh,

Crew Chief Brad: as the drive through lady or as the prostitute in training, or as the carwash or whatever, however many 50 million jobs she had at the beginning of this movie.

Steve & Izzy: I love her hustle.

Crew Chief Brad: It was, it was good.

Gotta respect it. Respect the hustle.

Steve & Izzy: I mean, shows up as a bong girl towards the end, right? Yeah, yeah. Excuse me. Do I know you? All right. So we start off, of course, in everybody’s favorite location, the junkyard. Woo. Just, just looking at all these prime sixties and seventies cars just stacked on top of one another like hamburgers.

Crew Chief Brad: I love how they’re [00:12:00] in their prime. In the junkyard. Yeah.

Steve & Izzy: The prime of when cars were made

Crew Chief Eric: that, that opening scene. I know Dan got super excited, like, you know, he was, he was, all, his blood pressure was all the way up. He was looking for

Crew Chief Brad: parts for his car,

Crew Chief Eric: a thousand percent. Right. But I’m sitting there looking at this going, oh my God, this is gonna be like other seventies movies.

It had that grainy look to it, you know, the way they filmed it back then and mm-hmm. With the music. And I’m just like, what are we doing in this? And I’m like, oh God, I’m preparing for an hour and 44 minutes of torture. I’m just like, oh boy.

Steve & Izzy: Oh, come on. The, the soundtrack was pretty funky. I liked it. You song the glitter.

The glitter was.

Crew Chief Eric: Touch.

Steve & Izzy: Oh

Crew Chief Eric: yeah, the

Steve & Izzy: sound. Oh my God. I, the soundtrack was a hundred percent John Carpenter. I made a note that the

Crew Chief Brad: soundtrack did not fit the movie at all to me. Oh, sorry. None of the scenes watched soundtrack.

Steve & Izzy: We watched two movies today. My brain stopped working. Yeah, we, we, we watched Shadow in The Cloud came out last year, by the way.

Very interesting movie. But yeah, that’s the John Carpenter one. Sorry, my [00:13:00] brain slammed the family stone or, so something that’s, I’m

Crew Chief Eric: gonna quiz Dan, what was in the crusher before he found the Corvette? Were you paying attention?

Mountain Man Dan: Are you talking about the Rambler?

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, ding, ding, ding,

Mountain Man Dan: ding. That’s easy. It set it on the front of the car.

Crew Chief Eric: You got, I wanted to see if he paying attention.

Mountain Man Dan: It was spelled out for him. Joe Dirt spent a lot of time try trying to track down a ram. All right,

Crew Chief Eric: well, apparently Mark Hamill spends a lot of time tracking down a Corvette, so here we go.

Crew Chief Brad: I love the fact that the second line in the movie was, there’s a Volkswagen, we could turn it into a buggy.

Crew Chief Eric: Do buggy.

Steve & Izzy: I did, I did notice that. Nothing foreign,

Crew Chief Eric: but I, I gotta, I gotta be honest. Of all the times, and Dan could probably say this too, that we’ve spent in junkyards, even as kids before we knew each other. I have never seen a Corvette in the junk

Steve & Izzy: yard. Yeah, it’s true. I I’ve never seen one. I’ve seen a couple Camaros, but yeah.

No Corvettes.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, no Corvette. So I, I’m already suspending disbelief at this point, right. So let’s go from there. I’m gonna

Mountain Man Dan: say my reason for thinking there’s never been any Corvettes in junkyards [00:14:00] is ’cause they’re fiberglass. They’re not worth anything to the junkyard.

Steve & Izzy: So

Mountain Man Dan: people show up with him like they turn,

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, that thing was pretty roached out.

I’m really surprised. This is the car, you know, and he’s screaming and, and I think the funniest part of that particular scene is when he gets to the control booth and he’s yelling at the guy, he’s like, Hey, hey, hey. And both my wife and I are like, just, just hit the freaking button. The button, the button, the red button.

Do you see the button?

Steve & Izzy: The big red one that says hit here? Yeah. I mean it took forever. But see like that. But that sets us up for that. Like he’s this high school kid who’s not that good at stuff, but he’s good at cars.

Crew Chief Eric: You’re absolutely right. I’m like, what is going on? So, so where do we go from there guys?

Steve & Izzy: Basically, uh, you know, Luke Skywalker jumps in at the last minute to save the vet from being crushed and then we go to shop class and uh, we get a nice little montage of like the car being made and, yeah. Yeah. And all I could

Crew Chief Brad: think was other classes. Luke Skywalker has to build a ten second car for Dom Totto.

Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: So let’s talk about shop class. So [00:15:00] Eugene Roche, I guess is how you pronounce his last name, or Rock Roche, I guess. I looked at, I literally turned to my wife ’cause we watched a movie together. I said, isn’t that the guy who played the dad on home improvement? Wasn’t that like. Jill’s dad or whatever, but I mistook him for somebody else.

But that guy’s been in a ton of movies. Oh yeah. But he has this reputation for kind of being a little skeezy. So I already, I already had something forming in my head as we went along, and I don’t wanna spoil it for folks till we get there, but I was like, man, what is going on?

Steve & Izzy: Oh, we also get a, get a, see that, uh, a little Kenny, uh, you know, Luke Skywalker.

He lives in a trailer park with his mom, and we see her as, she’s like getting back from a date or whatever, late at night, and he is been locked outta the house. And then, uh, then we get the little like kiss on the lips between him guys. How old were you when you stopped kissing your mom on the lips?

Crew Chief Eric: Five.

Wow. I was gonna say, my daughters gave up at maybe two, but I, I will not forget that scene. ’cause she’s like, come here and give mom a kiss. And as soon as they ha my wife goes, what the [00:16:00] f

Mountain Man Dan: damn trailer park people? Boundary

Steve & Izzy: boundaries. Boundary issues. It was the

Mountain Man Dan: seventies. Come on. It wasn’t just some short little peck though.

There was like some length to that kiss, which was like the creepy part of it.

Steve & Izzy: She like grabbed the

Mountain Man Dan: back of his head. I’m like, what is going on?

Steve & Izzy: Oh, Steve, kiss me like I’m your mom. Oh no, God, what? Why would you do that?

Crew Chief Eric: But I realized something very quickly. There’s a parallel between this and a new hope in this movie and in that one. Luke Skywalker doesn’t have a dad.

Steve & Izzy: Mm. And he kisses a family member. Wait.

Yeah. So okay. We find out, he’s like failing, I don’t know, science or whatever. And you know the teachers are real dick when they spell out D minus M-I-N-U-S on the paper. That’s like rubbing it in, right?

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, absolutely. And then you go back to the scene where he’s in shop again and he is working on now David Carins Death Race, 2000 Corvette.

Did you guys see this hood? [00:17:00] What was going on? Yeah.

Steve & Izzy: Oh yeah. Yeah. It’s definitely death race. 2000. Yeah. Like I kept expecting, uh, fuck, I’m trying to think of a stupid name for a character. Uh, machine Gun Joey or whatever to come out.

Crew Chief Eric: No, no. Instead you got the annoying friend Danny Ucci coming out. That was the redhead in the movie.

Oh yeah. The

Steve & Izzy: redhead guy cos or whatever. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh my goodness. I couldn’t believe that at first. I was like, what? Who? No, no way. I say, who seen the

Steve & Izzy: movie?

Crew Chief Eric: It was a cameo appearance at, you know, nine years old or whatever. What got me though is, you know, he’s doing all this work and people, I have to inform you, as Dan mentioned, Corvettes have been made of fiberglass since the early 1950s.

So when he’s sanding and doing all this work with no mask on, I’m like, yeah, those are those California laws, you know, that we have now about breathing in things and whatnot. I’m like, dude, this is not cool. What was also, you look

Steve & Izzy: so young and youthful

Crew Chief Brad: and then we, [00:18:00] and then have you thought about his health and safety?

Crew Chief Eric: I did. Right?

Crew Chief Brad: You’re such a dad.

Crew Chief Eric: It was a big red OSHA stamp on there. No,

Crew Chief Brad: no. Where’s the inspector?

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Crew Chief Eric: correct me. They revealed the car before the giant make out music montage, right?

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. Yeah. They, well, they kind of tease it and then, yeah, he does like the lonely walk where he walks by and people are just making out really stationary and slowly as he is walking by and then casually like walks into the prom and I’m like, did you not hear the music or something?

Crew Chief Eric: But then it was like all over town, like I was, I felt like we were watching like an American in Paris suddenly it’s like, why is everybody making out all over the place?

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. He walks by the Eiffel Tower and then the leaning tower of [00:19:00] Pisa. That street car by, yeah, it’s because it was the seventies.

Crew Chief Eric: So I gotta ask, when they unveiled the car for the first time, opened the garage door and he rolls out in a plume of tire smoke.

What did we think? Let’s do a round robin knee jerk. What did everybody think? Tanya? Hot trash. Dan. Why Brad? Hot Wheels come to life. Steve and Izzy. What’d you think? What’s your gut reaction? Yes.

You know what I thought? And this is the nerd in me. I looked at this thing and I go, damn, we just stepped into the Transformers movie. It’s hot Rod come to life, right? Yes. Yeah, rod missed my ride.

Steve & Izzy: Did it? I had, I had sort of a similar thing, but more a film nerd thing. I was like, I wonder what’s faster, that thing or the race.

Ooh, nice pull. I was just like, I was watching about that just where my brain went. I’m like, huh, who would win in a race? That, or the race car. Alright. It’s not the dynamic hood you’ve ever seen in your life, but, uh, it’ll take in that air. What is the car from the race? I forget. I wanna say it’s a Pontiac something.

I can’t

Crew Chief Brad: remember. Yeah, it’s a SI think that’s where the Pontiac ban she [00:20:00] came from. Yeah. And it was like a prototype. Yeah, they put a lot of time and money into that 15 second quarter mile Corvette.

Steve & Izzy: All right. It’s a Dodge M four s. Turbo. Interceptor. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. We were all, we were all raw. It’s a Mopar. I’m now suddenly proud.

Steve & Izzy: Hmm. Uh, well, I guess after he, uh, casually walked into the prom or whatever, the, his, uh, shop teacher saw him there. I guess he was a chaperone or something, and he, uh, falls him back to the shop. ’cause I don’t know, he either followed him or heard a noise from the prom, I don’t know, whatever. But he walks in and is like, oh, that kid’s who’s going and jerk off on that card?

Yeah. He like, oh, you’re not sticking your dick in the gas tank again, are you? We don’t, just trying to wax budget. We’re a public school kid. Well, here, let me, let me give you some whiskey, dick. Let’s go drink some scotch in a Dixie cup back here. And, uh, see, he’s just trying to save the schools some money.

Crew Chief Eric: Hey, he had, he was high class. He had 10 prison cups. I’m drinking out of a red solo cup here. People, I mean, come on.

Steve & Izzy: No, my [00:21:00] mistake. Yeah,

Crew Chief Eric: I wanna jump on that because. Immediately we paused the movie because my wife goes, hold on a second. This guy’s like a senior in high school, junior. Like, we’re trying to figure out how old he is at this point.

Mm-hmm. And she goes, wait, was alcohol legal at that age in the seventies? And, and it turned into this 20 minute, we’re gonna search Google and find out the laws and all this kind of thing. Turns out in 1933, California passed the law that the legal drinking age was 21. So a little nerd fact there. So I was like.

Steve & Izzy: Oopsie. You never had the cool teacher who slipped in something little illegal.

Crew Chief Brad: I think that was a foreshadowing into the character of the teacher that you find out about later. Spoiler alert.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let’s, let’s think about this. Uh, cars are also stolen in this movie. Prostitution is fairly rampant.

Yeah. There’s some illegal things going on. Prostitution’s just like a hobby, Luke.

Crew Chief Brad: That was amazing. Prostitution is like a potential career path for a young woman after

Steve & Izzy: she’s been an amateur for so long, [00:22:00] which basically means whoing. She wants to go pro.

Crew Chief Eric: That was one of the best lines. What did she say?

She goes, uh, she goes to go

Steve & Izzy: pro or something. Yeah. She goes,

Crew Chief Eric: I’m a trainee. Time comes when every amateur goes pro. I’m like, damn, that’s awesome. You go girl. Own it, girl. So we’re still like kind of in this period of the car is new and hot, right? They’re bringing it on the scene. And after I did the whole tra trying to get the transformers imagery outta my head, the next thing that popped into my mind was, why the hell is this thing right hand drive?

Crew Chief Brad: Bingo, but no fur in cars. We’re gonna take it domestic and make it right hand drive.

Crew Chief Eric: Mm-hmm. But Brad, you found an answer to that, didn’t you?

Crew Chief Brad: I did. It’s because Mark Hamill wanted to be able to sit closer to the curb so he could holler at the ladies

Crew Chief Eric: that is actually written on IMDB. Can you believe that?

Mm.

Crew Chief Brad: By someone who made it up. I’m sure.

Steve & Izzy: So does that imply that he actually thought that was a car that should be driven? Around on public roads when the movie wasn’t filming.

Crew Chief Brad: That was probably his [00:23:00] personal car. Oh, absolutely. He probably owns that car.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. He had Star Wars money. Baby. Hey baby, you wanna see a Gen Light?

See Bought,

Mountain Man Dan: he bought a Stingray with his Star Wars money. I mean, you think about it, all the young individuals at that time, like Dirk Diggler wanted a Corvette. You know, not that Corvette,

Crew Chief Eric: who wants a C3 Corvette? Seriously,

Mountain Man Dan: at that time, it, I

Crew Chief Eric: would take, I don’t understand it looking

Mountain Man Dan: back, but it was

Crew Chief Brad: like a lot of the kids at the time, everybody was like, eh, it’s a Corvette.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. See that? Or a Pinto, am I right?

Crew Chief Eric: I, I mean, they modeled the car for the Ambiguously gay duo off of that Corvette. I mean, come on. Right? I mean, oh my goodness. So then we’re on this street race scene, like suddenly we’re in Fast and The Furious.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. The teacher takes the school build team to the drag races.

Drag race is just dragging up and down The strip

Mountain Man Dan: American calling at Ladies on Your pa, that’s a running up and down the strip Friday night, Saturday night in any small town. Back in the day the police

Steve & Izzy: were police were standing right in the middle of the road. They didn’t [00:24:00] care. Can I say something? When they’re standing in the middle of the road, it happens like four times this movie.

I’m like, okay, get hit him with the car again because it happens later. But, well, it is a death

Crew Chief Eric: race car. I mean, come on. Right. I’ve got a pop wrist for you guys though.

Crew Chief Brad: Did anybody notice what kind of motorcycles the police were riding? Uh, BMW Close. Because it is a, a foreign motorcycle. It’s a Mo Guzzi. It

Crew Chief Eric: was a Mo Guzzi.

I was gonna say a Triol

Crew Chief Brad: motor. No, it was a Mo Guzzi. It’s Ian.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, I I got a quiz for you then too, if you remember it since you were talking about Mark Hamill leaning out the window of the Corvette pulling up to the curb when he pulled up the curb. Is that how he

Crew Chief Brad: lost his arm for Empire Space? Yeah.

Yeah,

Crew Chief Eric: a thousand percent. Did you spot the car that was behind him? I’ll give you a hint. It was white the first time they showed the car from the aerial view when he was downtown for the drag race.

Steve & Izzy: Challenger from, uh, vanishing Point, Alvis Gray lady. It

Crew Chief Brad: is Carmen Gia,

Crew Chief Eric: the only car built in Canada. Bricklin.

Crew Chief Brad: That’s not the only car that was built in Canada though, cama? No,

Crew Chief Eric: no. The only car that has [00:25:00] ever been manufactured from Canada, not built in, assembled in Canada. Oh,

Crew Chief Brad: okay.

Crew Chief Eric: But anyway, moving on. The drag races were terrible.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. Well, yeah. So yeah, I love the burnout before the drag race too. And then you launch during a burnout.

That’s That’s a great way to go really fast.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. That’s how you go faster. Come on. Anybody who’s ever stood in a parking lot knows burnouts are how guys measure their dicks. I mean, go faster. I don’t, I don’t know what I’m saying

Crew Chief Eric: on those bias ply. Well, I, I’m just

Mountain Man Dan: amazed by the fact that it didn’t kick the ass in sideways over into the car next to it as you launched.

I, I was thinking the

Crew Chief Eric: same thing. As a matter of fact, the stunt driver was amazing. You did. It didn’t have enough

Crew Chief Brad: power that walking 200 horsepower outta that 8008 8 liter V eight Corvette.

Steve & Izzy: Oh, it’s so true. It’s so true. So in the movie, uh, the teacher sends, uh, one of the guys in the car to like, go pick up eight large Cokes and a Sprite for me, and remember, take the keys with you and blah, blah, blah.

And it just shows him like [00:26:00] walking away, like not listening or whatever. I’m like, is he gonna leave the keys in the fucking car? Nope. But yeah, it got stolen. And like hours later he comes walking back with the sodas. I just be like, all right, I gotta leave town. I gotta change my name.

Crew Chief Eric: Right? Not just walking down with the sodas, but walking down in the middle of a four lane road.

I’m like, yeah, they have with nobody else

Mountain Man Dan: there too. It’s la Right. I’m confused. Well, it, it must’ve been towards the end of the night when the cops chased everybody off. ’cause you noticed there was no traffic at the point when he is walking back. Yes, he’s,

Steve & Izzy: the cops lost enough money on the race that they decided to break it up and send everybody home.

Crew Chief Eric: That makes way more sense. What’s that? Where’s my $200? Get your harass in the back of my car. Hey, how everybody outta here ho Are all

Steve & Izzy: the cops Irish in

Crew Chief Eric: la? I don’t know.

Crew Chief Brad: Where were we?

Steve & Izzy: Um,

Crew Chief Eric: so

Crew Chief Brad: the car was stolen.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, Tanya has, Tanya has a fun fact to share.

Steve & Izzy: Ooh. Apparently, according to the Corvette Museum, there were actually two of these atrocities that were made.

Oh, and one of them as in this photo was actually [00:27:00] the traditional hand drive that we are accustomed to in this country. So I’m not sure where that was used in the movie. If there was like maybe that we didn’t catch where the driver was on the left side. Oh, you know what? It was probably like all the shots where it was like on the street, street legal, like that was their street legal one maybe

Crew Chief Brad: Makes sense.

Or probably all the shots where the car is actually moving.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. And apparently one of the, I guess they’re referencing, I think in this photo, the left hand drive. And then there’s a comment that’s saying that the other one is in a private collection in Australia. This was as of 2016.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh. So we know, we still know where this car is.

That’s kind of cool.

Steve & Izzy: But the right hand drive one is in Australia.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.

Steve & Izzy: Facts, super fun Facts. It’s fun. Fun fact.

Crew Chief Brad: I’m just curious, do you have a seat? I, this is gonna jump in quite a bit, but I just wanna say when he, spoiler alert, finds the car and they, the guy knows that he’s on to him and he says, we gotta paint this car.

Yeah. That’s gonna hide it. Not the fact that [00:28:00] it’s, you know, right hand drive, it’s one of one. We’ll just paint it. You’ll never know it’s the same car.

Steve & Izzy: No, you’re looking for a red car, man. This’s obviously a gold car. Yeah. You, sorry. So yeah, it’s stolen. Kenny like, flips out and like starts beating the shit out of Danny Ucci, which is, you know, whatever the most, I love how the cops are just like, well, he kind of deserved it.

No

Crew Chief Eric: assault charges. No, no. We’re not pressing any charges tonight.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. Yeah. But I love when he like goes to the cops and is like, Hey, this car got stolen, can help me find it. Like, I don’t know, a lot of Corvettes got stolen, blah, blah, blah. No, this is the only one with the hood that looks like Godzilla’s back though, so it should be pretty easy to find.

So then we get,

Crew Chief Eric: we get sad. Panda. Luke Skywalker, at that point, he’s all mopey and depressed. Right? Mopey

Steve & Izzy: and depressed. Okay. This dude looked like he was strung out. I don’t know what the entire time either coming down off something or trying to get back up on something. Like he was so wigged out the whole [00:29:00] time.

It was annoying.

Mountain Man Dan: He’s a hell of a drug. Yeah. He’s high on the love

Steve & Izzy: of his car. You guys should, uh, like, should know this feeling. We just can’t stop thinking about it. You’re just lying in bed, like, oh, do you think it thinks about me? I mean, it’s, I’m wondering if he had like pink eye in this movie too. Did anyone catch how like one eye was all red on one side?

Like, guys, guys, okay. I, I’m gonna, I’ll, I’ll go to the fun facts again. Both Mark Hamill and Annie Pots were in car accidents prior to principle photography. I mean, maybe it’s side effect from that. Apparently. Let’s see, pot’s got pins in her leg while Hamill got a broken nose. Oh, there we go. Broken nose.

That’ll do it. Staple it back together. I don’t know. Yeah. I seemed to remember he had to have like half his face sewn back on second. Well, he must have been in multiple car accidents. ’cause there was articles saying that before New Hope or what is the second stretched back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That like at the very beginning of the movie, they have whatever monster, like scratch him and basically it hid the fact that his face was disfigured from Yeah.

Because they, they had to like, so his face back on. Yeah. I thought would’ve been, that was a motorcycle motorcycle accident. Would’ve been, that would’ve been after this movie though. There was a car accident in Malibu [00:30:00] apparently

Crew Chief Eric: driving that got awful Corvette. That’s why. Well, probably

Steve & Izzy: that’s why I gave the other one to Brian James, his CoStar from this movie and he is living down in Australia now.

Oh,

Crew Chief Eric: that’s not a Corvette.

Steve & Izzy: Cool. That a Corvette. See what happens. Yeah. Oh yeah. So the cops come by like. Oh yeah, I guess there’s a ring of car thieves. I guess your fall fucked ’cause they probably took it to another state. Anyway, have a nice day everybody. Yep. They definitely can never find a car across state lines.

Ask me about when my dad bought a stolen jeep on eBay accidentally.

Crew Chief Eric: Ooh, that’s a juicy bit of hot take.

Steve & Izzy: Oh, it was like the early days of eBay when you could still like bid on like human hearts and like weird shit. Oh, and he bought a Jeep. The listing was quote like inboxes and it was outta Florida and we were in California and he was like, yeah, I can assemble this.

He was, he is a mechanic and he’s brilliant at that stuff. He paid a ton of money to have it shipped in. He assembled it and got it running, built it in our driveway, drove it down to go get it registered. Turns out it was stolen. Sheriff’s department seized the whole thing. Wow. Oh, he was SOL

Crew Chief Eric: The old days of [00:31:00] eBay or Amazing.

I remember when you could buy ad space on women’s chest and put your logo on there. It is pretty cool. Oh yeah. With

Steve & Izzy: me. Oh, I don’t know if you guys are, uh, old enough to remember when that couple like sold their virginity on eBay.

Crew Chief Eric: Where’s

Steve & Izzy: the Picard like head in hand demotion right now? I question how much, you know what? I can Google it. What, what was the final bid? Real sad thing is how we haven’t really progressed as a society. Yeah. No, because it would be

Crew Chief Eric: an NFT now. Like that lady was selling farts in a jar, right? So there you go.

Fans only

Steve & Izzy: baby. All right. Woo. They’re only fans. I don’t even know what it’s called. All right. They started like, eBay would’ve been around 1999. The most expensive virginity went for $32,000. Another one went for $12,800. That’s

Crew Chief Eric: a bargain. Yeah, right? It’s kind of like what stays in Vegas? Or wait, how does that go?

Steve & Izzy: What happens in Vegas? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. So [00:32:00] anyway, uh, yeah. What happens here, um, Kenny or whatever is working at the gas station and uh, some guy just comes along one day and he sees the little, uh, you know, have you seen this car thing? He’s like, oh yeah, I saw that car. I was over in Vegas.

I was a little drunk, but it was sitting on a mirror all ready to be bid on he. Anyway, I gotta go. I’m gonna go in the bathroom and buy a comb for a dime. Guys, did they have comb dispensers in the seventies? Yes.

Mountain Man Dan: I think that was the guy replenishing the stock for the condoms and the combs and the things like that in the bathroom because he put stuff outta his trunk to take it over and put it in there to refill.

Yeah. What

Steve & Izzy: were the jugs of hooch or whatever that were in the backseat? It looked like he was like a shine smuggler. I, it was the cleaning materials. I, some of

Mountain Man Dan: it looked like, some of it looked like bottles of liquor.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Weird. But anyway. Yeah. So then Mark Campbell’s like, oh my God, I gotta hitchhike to Vegas Now, by the way, that’s my, my excellent Mark Hamel voice.

Ji I, we’re gonna go eat some tork converters. Oh, man. Uh, so yeah, along the way he gets picked up by like a, a hearse on [00:33:00] hydros that’s going 15 miles an hour. And eventually I’d say

Crew Chief Brad: I love, I love that car, by the way. Right. I like, I like the paint job. Although, so when they’re in the car, they’re talking about you’re a GM man.

Wasn’t he driving a Buick Riviera? Wasn’t that, isnt that what that car was? Yes, it, oh, was that was an old school. It isn’t Buick gm. So what Riviera kind of

Crew Chief Eric: motion

Crew Chief Brad: is that?

Crew Chief Eric: Yes, he

Crew Chief Brad: was the person himself, but I loved the graveyard motif painted on the side.

Crew Chief Eric: That was cool. Pretty sick. But I will say, I suddenly realized, and my, my wife pointed this out too, she goes, Kenny’s kind of a douche.

He’s, he’s a one car man. Like he has no appreciation for other vehicles. And I’m like, did you just say that out loud? Like, who are you? Who did I marry? Right. So I I, I have a very prideful moment at that point. So that scene meant a lot to me at the end. You know,

Steve & Izzy: he’s, uh, he’s got the tunnel vision. He’s the only has eyes for her.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s the only woman he is ever loved besides his bomb. So, oh, so that’s actually big begs a really good question. ’cause in the car community, a lot of us name our vehicles. So what do we think the name of the [00:34:00] Corvette is? Or maybe we hold that to the end as we think about this a little bit

Steve & Izzy: more. Oh guys, it’s in the title.

The Corvette’s name is Summer.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh shit. Oh.

Steve & Izzy: He’s looking for Corvette Summer. Oh,

Crew Chief Eric: damn. You know, my mind is melted

Steve & Izzy: now. It’s over the, the working title was Summer, the Corvette. But they’re like, that sounds stupid. Switch it up. Corvette, the summer. Get rid of the, yeah. Yeah. Get that outta there.

What else could it be like, Yvette? I, oh, I like that. I like that man. Nessa. Oh God. Okay. We’re gonna get to Nessa. I’m like, oh fuck. That’s the name. This movie should have been, oh, I was like. Honey, are we doing this for the Grind Bin podcast? That was the sequel that nobody watched. Vanessa. Oh, I would watch Vanessa.

We have I would too lot of seventies van movies. Okay guys. And it ends with her having to get a job as a receptionist in New York. Boom. Ghostbusters prequel. I quit. Bit of jobs in this. There you Jan Origins. [00:35:00] Oh, I like that real name. It’s Shannon. So anyway, yeah, they’re going like 15 miles an hour. He is like, Hey, can we go a little faster for God’s sakes?

And he is like, oh man, we’re all about class, not speed. And he is like, cool, I’m just gonna step outta this car real. And he, hi. Like, we’re going to Tijuana, like, aren’t you excited? And, and it’s like, no, you said you were gonna Vegas, that’s why he jumped in. Yes. Yeah. Like Los Amos. And I’m like, that’s not what he, what are they going somewhere else Now?

We’re gonna bunny hop to Mexico. Apparently. Is he gonna be human traffic

Crew Chief Eric: yet?

Steve & Izzy: I think he was gonna like lose a kidney.

Crew Chief Eric: My wife being the nerd that she is, sometimes she goes 15 miles an hour. It’s like a 300 mile trip to LA to Vegas. Right. So that’s like, they’re gonna spend the whole day hopping, you know?

But like you said, bunny hopping their way to Las Vegas.

Mountain Man Dan: Ugh. Brutal. He

Steve & Izzy: will run out of gas past ZI guarantee it.

Mountain Man Dan: I I like how the one scene as they pull away, as he got out the car, one car starts to bounce and you can see the front of his start going towards the side of the road. ’cause the guy can’t keep it straight as it starts to move.

Yeah.

Steve & Izzy: The back [00:36:00] almost reared all of ’em. It was, they were like being followed by like a gremlin or something and like that guy slammed on the brake.

Crew Chief Eric: But this begins. The Epic. Epic. Just waterfall of Annie Pot’s one-liners. Oh

Steve & Izzy: yeah. ’cause she’s so good in this guy. She is like the shining light in this movie.

Every scene with her is magical. Yeah. So he is, uh, walking along the side of the road, El Mariachi style, and a van pulls over, gives a little honk, honk, opens up and she’s got headphones on and just yelling gibberish for whatever reason. I don’t know.

Crew Chief Eric: So you got your Luke Skywalker impression. I’m gonna do my best Annie pot.

So here we go. Oh shit. Here we go. Silence everybody. Silence Dr. Bankman. Dr. Bankman, if you’re gonna hitchhike, you gotta stick something out.

Steve & Izzy: Nailed it. So yeah, we find out her name’s, uh, or, or no, we don’t, we don’t find out her name. She’s like, oh yeah, I’m going to Vegas. And, uh, if you really wanna appreciate the van, look in the back. You like, kind of get a peek back there. It’s like, is that a [00:37:00] bed and,

Crew Chief Eric: oh yeah.

Steve & Izzy: Like a four post bed. What the hell’s going on back there?

It’s,

Crew Chief Eric: it’s not just a bed though.

Steve & Izzy: It’s a Walmart bed. Yeah. We find out it’s a fully tricked out bedroom with like a fridge and Oh, red lighting and red shag carpeting up the walls. Ugh, there’s a fridge. Like, I could live in this van. I won’t lie. I know that this van smells like wet dogs. I know this. And thousand percent I still would live in this van.

Mountain Man Dan: Wet dogs is a lot better smell than what I was anticipating. It smelled like with her line of work. Hey, now, hey, now. Family show, family show saying,

Steve & Izzy: so these, the, these kinds of vehicles always end up smelling like a wet dog. They just always do

Crew Chief Eric: well, it was like every airplane scene you’ve ever seen in TV or movie.

I’m like, they’re not that big in real life. It’s like the tardis, right? It’s bigger on the inside, right? The outside. It’s like, how is that on the road?

Steve & Izzy: You know what though? Annie Pots is tiny

Crew Chief Brad: and so is Mark. What is it? And Mark

Steve & Izzy: Jam’s not very big. No, no. This might be real van size.

Crew Chief Eric: Like that show [00:38:00] on, uh, what is it?

A e like little houses or whatever. Like people live in the micro houses. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Steve & Izzy: yeah, yeah. Or li like our producer hero will remember this. The little poll. Pocket vans and Polly could like live in the whole like Polly Pocket’s, like three centimeters tall. And she can live in her van. That’s, that’s Annie Pots here.

She’s got horses in the back. You know, you guys heard it here. Annie Pott. Star of Polly Pocket. Dude, I would pay good money for that. Make it happen. Internet Live Action, Polly Pocket 2023. We just pay any pots to live in a van for a week. Turn into web series.

Mountain Man Dan: Did the modified vans during that timeframe was a big thing.

And like I remember growing up, I’m like,

Steve & Izzy: it’s not now.

Mountain Man Dan: Well, I would say it was different then. Now it’s become more necessity, but then it was like people had their home and then they still tricked their van out like that. So I had a strong appreciation. It reminded me of like my childhood, different people I knew that had vans like that and stuff.

Oh, there’s a

Steve & Izzy: lot whole genre of movies about it too. Yeah. Like it, it, it’s like the big trucker thing back then. It, there’s like at [00:39:00] least seven or eight movies we’ve seen and many more We haven’t. Like I said, we’ve seen a lot of van movies. I was not being facetious, whether it’s the Van Van Nuy or it was a Van Nuys Boulevard.

The Super van. Super van It Super van too, right?

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. Yeah. I think there was a sequel too. Despite being a respray of the A team van, I have to say, much like Annie Potts, every time the van came on the scene, I was double thumbs up. It’s the best looking vehicle. In this movie, hands down and it fits her personality.

It’s beautiful. She’s super cute and it just, it all works. It, it’s all her. Indeed, indeed.

Steve & Izzy: We had a camper van for a little bit when I was a kid again. My dad bought and sold like swap vehicles a lot and we, we had like an in from eBay sometimes. No, it was more of a Here take it before the cops find out where I found Oh, oh, gotcha, gotcha.

Sometimes like, oh no, that thing’s got like a blown head. It won’t ever drive. And he is like swaps apart out and drives it home and makes everybody mad. I don’t know. But we had, we, we did have like a seventies van and the backseat folded out into a little bed and it had a little sink that [00:40:00] leaked all over the place.

A

Mountain Man Dan: wet dog smell, totally smelled like

Steve & Izzy: a wet dog. Uh, made farting noises when you tried to shift gears. I was like six when we had this thing. You grind until you find it, grind until you find it. And we called it the orange crate. Nice. That was also my mom’s daily driver for a while. Uh, ’cause my dad took the Crown Victoria.

Oh, lucky. So anyway, we find out this young lady, she’s going to Vegas and she has aspirations of becoming a, uh, professional prostitute. And she’s saying this like, while she’s driving this van and like drinking Olympia and like, oh yeah, she’s popping an Olympia. And yeah. And she’s like, ah, you’re gonna have a cute guy.

You, you probably know about girls like me. Right. Go look. Look like you can be my first client. Oh, my first custom, uh, how much do you think I’m worth? I, gee, I don’t know. Um, gee, Wilker $15. 15. What do I look like? Do I look like a ho? I, I’m at Finn. You meant 50. You meant 50. Alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ll take 50.

I ain’t got no $50. Get [00:41:00] the fuck outta my van. I’m a high school kid. Get the fuck outta my van. But you never told me your name. Check the side of the van.

Roll Red Stone. What do we think of this movie? I stopped watching. So you’ve had to go take a cold shower? I gotta take a cold shower right now. Credits roll. That’s it.

Crew Chief Eric: I’m not gonna, I’m not gonna lie. I chuckled when they shut that door and it said, Vanessa, I heard my wife like Gaw. And I’m just like, wow.

We are in for a ride. And then I realized we’re 35 minutes into the film. Yeah, yeah,

Steve & Izzy: yeah. I checked the time too. It was like, holy shit. We’re not even a third of the way through this movie. We just, this is gonna be kidding.

Crew Chief Eric: Started.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. So he like goes into the Hilton and is like asking bartenders and shit.

Oh, but wait,

Crew Chief Eric: but wait, you forgot. One of the best lines that Annie Pots gives. I’m gonna have Izzy say it for us.

Steve & Izzy: Oh.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, which one is that?

Steve & Izzy: I’m

Crew Chief Eric: a hook

Steve & Izzy: for Christ’s

Crew Chief Eric: sake. [00:42:00]

Steve & Izzy: He was better when you did it. I’m sorry. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. A master impersonator needs to step in from time to time. You know,

Crew Chief Eric: there is another one that goes along that with that one and it’s my favorite.

And she turns to him as they’re, he’s, he’s like asking her about Why are you going to prostitute, blah blah. And she goes, I’m a trainee. Time comes when every amateur goes pro. And I’m like,

Steve & Izzy: whoa, what just happened? Look, she’s a woman who knows what she wants. She’s gonna get it. Look back in my hometown, I’ve seen miles of peka.

I’m ready to set my game up. I know that’s how I felt after, after art school. Like I just seen so much Dick, I should be prostitute. Show us the origin story. All right, so. So then, uh, yeah, he’s like asking around and, oh, that’s right. He gets like, uh, robbed by the, uh, the guy that walks up like, Hey, hey, you look like a winner.

You look like a winner. Hey, why don’t you buy this necklace here? Some of these diamonds are even real. Oh, no thanks. No, thanks. I don’t wanna, I don’t, uh, good. [00:43:00] All right. Cool, cool, cool. Well, have a nice day, sir. I gotta find a car. Have you seen this car? Uh, no. Oh, wait. Maybe. Maybe it’s a little bit Circus Circus or something.

Oh my God. The circus. Circus. I need a car. And then we find out it’s a fucking Dotson. Right? Steve pointed out it’s a Dotson Circus. Circus. Is the only hotel still on the strip? Yeah. Oh, all the old Vegas shots here from like 78. I’m like, well, circus Circus is the only one still around. It’s still around, right?

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, it’s I they

Steve & Izzy: hose it out least here. A last time

Crew Chief Eric: was there. I’ve actually stayed there and I tell you what, that sign, the circus circus sign is super annoying. Nobody sleeps in that casino. It is impossible. You’re not supposed to sleep in. Well, that’s why the rooms are like.

Steve & Izzy: $14 during midweek. That’s for the whole day.

Imagine per hour. No. So I was gonna say, Steve, was it Circus? Circus where we went in the bathroom and it had been freshly painted except for the ceiling with this buzz platter. Oh, no, no. That was a silver. Yeah, it was on Fremont Street somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We went and were like, wow, they [00:44:00] just painted this room.

I could still smell the paint. Pan up. Pan up, like, oh my honey arterial blood splatter up on the ceiling of this place. Is that what I, well, it’s not toothpaste

fucking shit, babe. I’m

Mountain Man Dan: hilarious. But when he walks in, at the point when he walks into the casino and walks up to the Dotson, I thought his response was hilarious. He won like all because like from distance he thinks it’s his car because got similar look to it and everything. He is like, it’s a Dotson.

Steve & Izzy: Well, I like how like all the hookers are like, right. Can’t even get an American color like honey.

Crew Chief Eric: Way a So is that before or after they have their fir That’s after they have their first fight. They’re separated at this point for Yeah, yeah, yeah. They’re separated. Yeah. She, she dries

Steve & Izzy: off and he runs into the hotel.

Crew Chief Eric: So before that happens though, I have to comment. Remember we were gonna comment on her [00:45:00] wardrobe and style changes throughout the film. This is the first time she gets dressed up. Right. So I, I didn’t have a problem with the sequined dress and anything, but she’s attractive curly hair the whole nine years.

Why did she put on a fro?

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, it’s like a s the nap, polar dynamite fro

Steve & Izzy: Right. Ones have more fun. Well, and for me, what really threw me off was like the pounds of like glitter eye makeup and shit. Yeah. I was like, uh, that’s, I, I don’t wanna see myself in your eyelids. Get the fuck outta here. I I would like to let everyone in the audience know that Steve hates glitter.

Oh. With a passion. Steve works in the hotel industry. Oh, Jesus Christ. Steve will never ever switch a hotel room ’cause he knows how hard everybody works. But we walked in into one hotel room and obviously on the little chair, somebody had had their prom dress and you could see the glitter. He immediately was like, Nope, we’re not staying here.

Nope. I’m like looking again. Don’t touch a fucking thing. We’re changing rooms. I’m looking for the blood spatter at the ceiling again. No, it was the glitter blood spatter on the ceiling in the bathroom. Perfectly [00:46:00] fine. Glitter on the chair. Deal breaker. We’re going to a different hotel bitch.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, I can’t take credit for this, but I have heard it referred to as the herpes of the crafting world, so absolutely.

Steve & Izzy: Oh, you know what we’re gonna have to update it to? It’s the COVID of the crafting world. Just what you

Crew Chief Eric: thought. You got it taken care of. That comes back.

Steve & Izzy: Look. Oh no. It’s the new variant of glitter. Ah. It’s on me. It’s unicorn or unicorn. Right. Whatever. Look, if I’ve got glitter and you come and visit me, you have glitter too.

I love it. I love it. We all have glitter. If you touch your cat, your cat now has glitter.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s like a, it’s like a Oprah episode. And you get some glitter. You get some glitter.

Steve & Izzy: No, this is the worst show ever. That’s on me. Oh, got it. So, so her sparkly eyes. I could like, feel Steve’s asshole. Pickering like, uh, uh, no longer wanna give it, uh, any pots.

Can’t get it anymore.

Crew Chief Eric: Maybe, maybe fifteen’s too much now.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah, I

Crew Chief Eric: [00:47:00] So she’s sleeping in her van. Where’s Mark

Steve & Izzy: Hamill hanging out since they’re no longer buddy, buddy. Okay. So he lost his money even just to get food when he finds out he, he has his wallet stolen. Dick Miller comes outta left field and saved a fucking day.

Dick Miller. And he is like, I got this buddy. Or he like, flips a coin or something for it, for the, the guy and it’s like, yeah, it’s my lucky $2 be a hill. I’ll pass it on to you buddy. He pulls out like a 50 to the hotdog bender and is like, heads your tails, uh, either to keep the 50 or the kid gets the hotdog and the guy’s like, yeah, I’ll fucking take that bet.

Oh, he loses and he, dick Miller’s like, I can’t win for losing, come on, or I can’t lose for winning or something. What? Okay, he’s on a winning streak and Mark Hamill’s like, are you driving back to LA? And he is like, oh no, I’m, I’m getting on a plane head and hope I’m about to lose all this. Yeah, yeah. Like 18 grand in 18 hours.

I gotta get the fuck outta here. But here you can have this lucky $2 bill of mine. But yeah, he is gotta go sleep in a U-Haul, so, yeah.

Mountain Man Dan: So well, and the worst thing is he hands over the $2 bill. He says that’s what he started out with. Who goes to [00:48:00] Vegas with just $2. That’s not a smart decision. It’s

Steve & Izzy: the seventies.

Hey, in the, in the seventies. That could get you like, you know, sweet with like breakfast the next morning. I mean that’s a circus circus. Absolutely. Probably later this week I’m Googling it. Yeah. I don’t know if it’s inflation three 50. Yeah, it’s no longer two buck chuck. It’s like 2 75 or whatever. Babe.

They’ve raised their prices to a whole dollar for eggs. Oh

Crew Chief Eric: Jesus. He used to be dollar bill, but now

Steve & Izzy: he’s two. Bill, what’s up?

Crew Chief Eric: So it begged the question though, with these U-Haul. Because I thought it was really comical. Right. They’re unlocked, he gets in it. It’s just slowly, gracefully, just tips forward.

Like, you know, like one of those, those Japanese, like water dipping birds, you’re like, all right, cool. Yeah. And, and my wife and I looked at each other and go, are there people sleeping in the rest of them? They’re all nose down, right? I’m like,

Steve & Izzy: come on. Like you had to see somebody do it. We’ve already

Crew Chief Brad: established it.

It didn’t nose down. [00:49:00] It went back. When he got in it, the weight went to the back.

Crew Chief Eric: They were all tilted the same direction once he went in there.

Crew Chief Brad: So I was like, no, no, no. His, his went back.

Crew Chief Eric: Maybe I’m just in

Crew Chief Brad: the, in the scene. I mean, eventually it was down, but

Steve & Izzy: I admire how closely you all were paying attention to this movie physics, because I did see the U-Haul.

Physics. I did see him enter the U-Haul and that’s it.

Crew Chief Brad: They spent like 10 extra seconds showing the trailer tilt.

Steve & Izzy: I think I looked away

Crew Chief Brad: probably. She was already do off and she was checking

Mountain Man Dan: her email.

Steve & Izzy: What’s on Reddit?

Mountain Man Dan: You guys were talking about the size of the van with them inside, how it looked so much bigger when they actually show him in the U-Haul writing the note to his teacher.

Okay. That definitely wasn’t inside that little six by eight U-Haul. What?

Steve & Izzy: I think it was on a sound stage or something? Yeah. Oh, okay. So yeah, the next part he said there was a Dotson or whatever and he is getting ready to go home. He is gonna hitchhike his way back to LA and then this hot blonde chick pulls up in like a Cadillac or [00:50:00] something like to pick him up and he is like about to hop in.

I’m like, alright, this adventure is about to get a little interesting. But then along comes the Corvette, Hey, hey, that’s my car. And he’s like, jumps outta that car immediately and goes right after. And I’m just wondering like. Let’s go back to the blonde chick. What, like, what’s, what’s her story? What’s going on?

Crew Chief Eric: Like, she just seemed like a

Steve & Izzy: nice

Crew Chief Eric: girl. I dunno, that was way more believable than him chasing a Corvette doing 60 on foot.

Mountain Man Dan: On foot. Yeah. Yeah. I’m, I’m amazed how well he kept up for it as long as he did to where it’s heading out on the outskirts into the desert. I not, it was a seventies Corvette. I’m not surprised

Crew Chief Brad: he could keep up with it on the flight.

Steve & Izzy: The, the, the most unbelievable part is in the first five steps of him chasing it. He’s hit by a car, right? Like he’s hit rolls over the hood and like keeps on running. I’m like, yeah, there’s no way you’re hobbling that fast. No, that’s parkour, man. He’s, he’s just, oh, it’s James Bond logic. It makes him faster.

Mountain Man Dan: You lean into the fall. I love how he’s in the head. It makes him

Steve & Izzy: stronger.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. I love how he’s in a [00:51:00] city he’s never been before and he’s taking all these shortcuts and back roads. Like I know where I’m gonna go, I know where he’s going. I’m going this way and I’m gonna. Feed em. We can go here through the U-Haul C.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, I thought I was watching that Sunny in Philadelphia episode where during they’re doing the badass videos, like that’s what it felt like. Oh yeah. Like what are we doing?

Steve & Izzy: You know though, like where he gets hit by the car and keeps running. This was like the first scene where I really was like, these stunt guys are working hard.

Oh yeah. They’re not lighting a bunch of shit on fire if you pay attention. These stunt guys are earning their paycheck. Some good driving on the budget in this film. Yeah, there’s some really good driving. There’s some really good stunt work that like this movie almost doesn’t deserve, but it does because this is why we love these kinds of movies, guys that work way too hard.

Crew Chief Eric: It was still more budget than the original Gone in 60 seconds, but I’m gonna leave that where it is. We’ve talked about that before.

Mountain Man Dan: I’ll say there’s one point later on in the movie where you can see. The roll bar running up the A pillar of the Camaro, but it’s only for one scene where you can see it.

Crew Chief Eric: [00:52:00] That’s like the six point harness that he was wearing at the end. But I was gonna save that till later. It’s like, where the hell that, where’s all this safety here suddenly? What’s this all about?

Steve & Izzy: Look, look, I was willing to look, we’ll get to it, but I was willing to look past it. ’cause it’s been in a chop shop for the last entire summer.

Somebody could have put a six point harness in it at any point,

Crew Chief Brad: because that’s what they do with chop shots. They add parts to the car.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah, yeah. At this particular one, it appears that they do, they just repaint them and sell ’em this high-end vehicle. So

Crew Chief Brad: it’s true, it true that way.

Steve & Izzy: It’s the

Crew Chief Brad: shop truck.

Steve & Izzy: They take this cor corvette and make it completely sex proof. Oh, that’s the girl

Mountain Man Dan: Shriver chop shop where I just paint it,

Steve & Izzy: go look, I want a Corvette, but I want one where when women look at it, their vaginas become the Sahara Desert.

Crew Chief Brad: So you want a Corvette.

Steve & Izzy: Specifically a C3 quarter

Crew Chief Brad: padlock. Like

Steve & Izzy: plain quack.

Like I want the prostitutes on the boulevard to say, not for me sweetie.

Crew Chief Brad: [00:53:00] Where’s that Volkswagen?

Steve & Izzy: I’m sure you’re a nice boy.

Go back to your mother. Yeah, so, so yeah, he’s chasing after the Corvette, he like cuts through, I don’t know, the Neon Sign Watch. Yeah, the Neon Sign Museum. That’s like 10 miles outside of town.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh my God. Do you know what I said when I saw this? I got, I actually got really excited. I sat up and I went, Mike Wolf from American Pickers would be flipping out right now.

See all these, these signs? He’d

Steve & Izzy: be like, oh my God, I’m gonna come take all my money so that, that’s a museum. If you guys ever had a chance to go to Las Vegas, that’s the Neon Sign Museum. Oh, I didn’t realize it is eight miles outside of town. Well, well they, by then I think it was just where signs were like, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s been, or something. It was a neon sign junkyard. It’s, yeah. Yeah, exactly. It’s

Steve & Izzy: been like a museum where it’s like, yeah. An empty lot where a guy like would take in all these signs and give them a good home. The way the Rabbit Museum in Los [00:54:00] Angeles is a museum and definitely not just a gal who hoards rabbit stuff in our garage and charges people $2 a person to walk through it.

And then it was like, oh shit. People actually miss Old Vegas. We’re gonna give you museum status. Yeah, yeah. It’s kinda like, uh, that junkyard at the beginning of the movie. Mm-hmm. They went through and like, Hey, we can turn this into an automobile museum. It was just a little paint. If you had frozen elbow grease, if you had frozen that junkyard in time and reopened it.

Today car folks, how much would you guys pay to walk through that junkyard with those cars?

Crew Chief Brad: $0.

Steve & Izzy: I wouldn’t pay anything to walk through a junkyard. Now, many you take yard, take that one with all those cars,

Crew Chief Brad: we get to go to Chaz’s Car Museum for free, right?

Steve & Izzy: Or Daniel’s backyard In Daniel’s

Crew Chief Brad: car Museum slash mountain slash nature preserve.

That’s why you own a mountain.

Crew Chief Eric: So I doubt Izzy, I think that was what you would call a a, a. What was that? A super fun fact. But in our side, what would it be? Tanya?

Steve & Izzy: Hot garbage. Hmm. I prefer [00:55:00] fun facts. Super fun facts because they fun facts

and I know he’ll never listen to this, but it’s definitely not an interesting tidbit. Brandon,

Crew Chief Brad: here’s an interesting tidbit. Take that. Take

Steve & Izzy: that. You Canadian.

Crew Chief Brad: So wow. Name Canada.

Steve & Izzy: Alright, so that night he’s back at his U-Haul writing letters to home and I’m like, oh, remember them days? Nope. So then not just letters to home stamp.

Crew Chief Brad: He was writing love letters to his shop teacher. Shop teacher. Yeah. Right.

Steve & Izzy: They weren’t love letters, they were longing letters. They were postcards.

Mountain Man Dan: For someone who had no money, how did he afford the postcards and the postage?

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. For somebody who was not paying attention, how did Tanya know it was postcard?

Steve & Izzy: Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: Right.

Steve & Izzy: Guys, all you need is like a what? Four by six piece of paper and a probably 3 cents stamp back then. Like it’s affordable. Oh yeah. Like a penny. Maybe he had that $2 bill goes a [00:56:00] long way. He still has it, but he never, never broke it. Yeah, true. And he probably found enough change on the rip, like running around those back alleys.

Chasing his car to be able to pay for a stamp. He was selling, uh, gazes of the $2 bill for two bits of ganda. And, uh, so, so anyway, that, uh, that van pulls up Vanessa, Vanessa, and, uh, and she comes out and he’s, he’s wrapped up in like a, a fucking packing blanket or something. Yeah, it’s one of the, it’s one of the moving blankets.

Yeah. And she is beat to shit. Yeah. This is where I was like, oh no, this, this movie’s about to take a dark turn down. I was thinking the other belly of Vegas, he’s gonna have to rough up some pimps and stuff. It’s gonna be great. They’re gonna have shoes with like fish in the heels. No ba basically he is just like, oh, here, let’s, yeah, you can use the men’s room and get cleaned up in there’s, because the women’s room was locked.

And I’m like, she looks and was like, I like ya Shaw.

And then she is like, well, if he is [00:57:00] sleeping a U-Haul, you can just sleep in the van with me. He’s not gonna do it until she’s like, there’s food in the fridge. Oh, yeah, yeah. In the fridge. And I’m like, sold, take me. And there’s like the fridge. Uh, what else? Oh yeah. And it’s a water bed and mm-hmm. And she’s just like.

Let’s, uh, why don’t you take them clothes off? Let me see what you got. He’s like, well, you, I mean, ma, I gonna sleep on the floor. I’m a good boy. Super awkward. It was so awkward. By the way, this is where I was like, oh, is this really gonna get weirdly progressive and have him be gay? Right. You know, a lot of thoughts

Crew Chief Eric: cross my mind.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. That thought crossed my mind also is like, wait, did he graduate high school or was he like coming back in the summer? This, this is a question that did not get answered till the end of the movie. Yeah. What grade is he in? Is he a junior? Is he a senior? Yeah. For fuck’s sake. As far as we know, he is a freshman then.

Yeah, because she mentioned she graduated like a year before or something. Yeah, and Steve, I was talking about it, it was like, well I was [00:58:00] 17 when I graduated ’cause of like where my birthday falls. Like I turned 18, like two days later. But like I was like the youngest in my class and it’s like he could be like the oldest in his class or he definitely looked

Crew Chief Brad: it, I thought they discussed that when they were in the van.

When she first picked him up. She, he said that he’s a senior, I believe. I thought

Mountain Man Dan: he said just graduated. But also is his conversation with the shop teacher when he has to drink with the shop teacher. The shop teacher, if I recall correctly, talks about, you know, putting a good word in for him to do some work with automotive stuff since he’s graduated.

Okay. I think we’re supposed to make some assumptions.

Crew Chief Brad: He’s at

Mountain Man Dan: senior

Crew Chief Brad: prom,

Steve & Izzy: but there’s also junior prom. Not every school prom, senior prom.

Crew Chief Brad: I mean,

Steve & Izzy: he could’ve been invited to the prom as a freshman. I don’t know. Plus he wasn’t, he didn’t go to his, he didn’t go to, he just showed up in his dirty clothes.

Yeah, he just showed up to have the car, his dirty clothes from the whole movie. I’m sorry. He didn’t go. He just showed up. That doesn’t make sense. Yeah, no, no. He wasn’t there for the party. He there for the, didn’t know that for,

Crew Chief Brad: he went stag baby. He went for a different party in [00:59:00] shop class.

Steve & Izzy: His date was waiting for him.

Just not in the gym

Crew Chief Brad: lady in Red

Steve & Izzy: Ladies, if you want this kind of gentleman, you just have to wear pure gasoline as a fragrance.

Crew Chief Brad: Little red Corvette

Steve & Izzy: lady get much too fast. Uh, so yeah, speaking of going too fast, yeah. Annie Potts is putting it down and Oh, I mean, kind of kept her warm. I don’t know. She was

Crew Chief Brad: open for business.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. Mm-hmm. Um, but then she’s like starting to realize like how awkward he is.

Like, wait a minute, oh my God, it’s a real honor. I’m gonna be a first. Oh, he’s like, what? No, I’m just gonna jerk off here in the corner and go to bed. I actually already came, so I gotta go. That’s what I was waiting for. I was waiting for like sitting there and she’s like rubbing his shoulders or something.

All of a sudden it’s like, lotion shot. I’m like, what was that? Nothing. Look over there. He like runs out.

Crew Chief Eric: No, it would’ve been like behind the green [01:00:00] door to be like, pow, pow. Powow. You had the slow motion. 76.

Steve & Izzy: Fucking 6 million man.

Mountain Man Dan: It definitely wouldn’t have been blood splatter on the ceiling in the van.

Yeah.

Steve & Izzy: Not that one. She’s like, no, not on the floor.

Crew Chief Eric: Wow. That’ll never come

Steve & Izzy: out. So I just had to have recover. So a couple things I appreciate, like, this is a good point, a good opera point. She keeps that van super clean, the whole movie. She’s very good at that and I kind of appreciate how he always looks sweaty and greasy, like he hasn’t showered and he’s been like running around and driving a car, the whole movie.

They’re very consistent on that. And movies often will keep our lead who’s in this kinda situations like too clean. So I appreciate that. I appreciate that. He looked like he’d been driving for 300 miles. Okay. In a 1970

Crew Chief Brad: car. I I, I think that was just normal. Mark Hamill that Yeah, I think that’s just, it was.

That’s his, his normal state.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. But they didn’t [01:01:00] clean him up and make him look like Brad Pitt. You know? They’re like, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. He’s sweaty. That’s why he looks that way. Don’t worry about it.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, he looks sweaty in Star Wars all the time too. It’s just like, all right, whatever. But he’s glistening.

Well, he is on a desert

Steve & Izzy: planet most of the time. Or a swamp planet

Crew Chief Eric: hate

Steve & Izzy: or a forest planet or an ice

Crew Chief Brad: planet.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah, or an ice planet. That’s the only time he didn’t look sweaty. He still looked kind of sweaty in that cave though, because he got, because he got mauled by a creature. Hey would too. That’s a fucking ice horns and shit.

When pots. Become blue sky Walker. I’m fucking dying.

Crew Chief Brad: They’re the same person.

Crew Chief Eric: So you remember at the beginning I said, you have to suspend disbelief in this movie, which I don’t feel like, no, you really have to, but I’m still puzzled in how she got so clean just using the men’s room. So Izzy or Tanya, can you explain to me how one might shower in a, in a U-Haul men’s room.

Steve & Izzy: Alright. Please tell him about a horse bath. Go. Tanya, would you like to go first or shall I do the Please? Please. [01:02:00] Now you’ll see she brought her own towels. Yep. And there’s a basin of water in every room. Usually too. In every bathroom in which you can retrieve fresh water to wipe yourself down. Ah, she had like a shower caddy bucket with her too, I thought.

Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. She had, she had everything, like, she had like a box of wet wipes, I swear. Ah, all right. See,

Mountain Man Dan: I thought of, I thought of one angle. They, they showed like a shower in that men’s room. But the weird thing is I can’t imagine that small of a building actually having a full like bathroom, like a truck stop type bathroom that had a shower in it.

I’m amazed, amazed. It had a sink

Steve & Izzy: let, it was

Mountain Man Dan: not a Bucky’s for sure. Have you guys

Steve & Izzy: like never been in the like weird mechanics bathroom that’s. Like a shower head just hanging out of the wall, a toilet and a sink and there’s nothing else. And a

Crew Chief Eric: drain in the middle of the floor, right? Yeah.

Steve & Izzy: And the drain in the middle of the floor.

Yeah, it’s like the half bath. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Drain in the middle of the floor in case you don’t even wanna use the toilet or the sink or the shower. No, no. It’s to clean up. Shower. Oh, oh, oh. I thought it was like, oh yeah, you can use the toilet. Also be over here. We, we got RO [01:03:00] trip rolls. Oh shit. Alright, well, my bad, my, my apologies to that, uh, shady ass U-Haul place in the outskirts of Vegas.

By the way. You’re too tall for a bottom drain. You know, you’re a sink man. I can hit from

Mountain Man Dan: across

Steve & Izzy: the

Mountain Man Dan: room.

One thing I say because that’s, that’s around the time when they first let it be known about the, uh, waterbed in the van. I just have to say if it wasn’t pro an actual water bed in there, whatever they did for the suspension in that van was great. ’cause it wasn’t sagging at all. And a water bed in there, that thing would’ve been dragging the bumper.

Steve & Izzy: That van is primo.

Mountain Man Dan: Yes.

Steve & Izzy: I almost, they have

Mountain Man Dan: the Gabriel shocks

Crew Chief Brad: and the mag wheels. Oh yeah.

Steve & Izzy: Little four inch lift. Yeah. Yeah. It’s, it’s ready to go. Mm-hmm.

Crew Chief Eric: So I, I almost, I almost want Van Nessa more than I want the 18 van and I want the 18 van, something fierce. So, you know, this is, this is, this is high caliber stuff right here.

Well,

Steve & Izzy: the 18 van comes with its own music too.

You know what sells [01:04:00] me?

Crew Chief Eric: You know what sells me though in the 18th band is the spoiler. See if Vanessa didn’t have a spoiler. But if she had had the 1980s boomerang TV antenna on the back, boom. That is killer. So

Steve & Izzy: you’re one of those speed over class guys. I get it. Yeah. Look, Vanessa is still in the seventies.

She still has time to age into her antenna. Uh, that’s true.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s very true.

Steve & Izzy: That’s also, have you seen super fan?

Crew Chief Eric: I have not. But now that you’ve mentioned it for the 10th time, I have to drink again. And I will promise you I’ll watch it.

Steve & Izzy: Drink every time. Steven. Izzy, bring up an obscure movie. You’ll Die.

You’ll Die. No.

Mountain Man Dan: And you said there were two of this movie, if I recall correctly?

Steve & Izzy: Yeah, I think it’s, I think the second was just called like Superman too. Let me check the Google. Oh Lord.

Mountain Man Dan: We’re the original one’s from 77 according to this.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mountain Man Dan: That’s

Steve & Izzy: the one. Oh, we also find out, uh, around this time, uh, her Vanessa’s real name is Eleanor and I’ve written down, gone In 60 Seconds.

You hacks. Wait, no. Um, I agree. But then, uh, [01:05:00] Skywalker damn, uh, Kenny, Kenny, he, uh, sees the Corvette again and he is like, oh my God, that’s the car. And he goes chasing after it. And, uh, and she like pulls up along side and he is like, he is a lift. And he like jumps in the side of a moving van going 15, 20 miles an hour, like full sprint.

And I’m like, okay, well that’s, that’s a pretty cool little stunt. I’m not gonna lie. I, you know, and they go drive it off with the fan door wide open and she stops at a red light because it’s a red light. And there’s like four cops waiting right there. He’s like, no, no, you gotta go get, you gotta chase that car.

We gotta go get it. She’s like, I’m not gonna fucking chase it. There’s a cop right there. Cap. Cap. So,

Mountain Man Dan: well the big thing, you were talking earlier about like the stump people in that scene where it shows the individual jumping in, you can see the door kicks, like catches him right in the middle of his spine as he Yeah.

Yeah. And he body a check, he body

Crew Chief Eric: checked the other side of the van too. I was like, Ooh, that hurt.

Steve & Izzy: Oh, oh, I hope, I hope that wasn’t what happened to Mark Hamill and they just said it was a car accident. [01:06:00] He dives face first. Oh, Jack. No,

Crew Chief Eric: mark. So the four county Mounties or Dudley do rights that are standing on the corner.

Right? I mean, like, these guys are clowns. I was like,

Steve & Izzy: yeah, I know. Like they’re flirting with that, that they’re

Crew Chief Eric: talking to.

Steve & Izzy: I was say NHP loves, uh, outta state plates. They should be all over this shit. Okay. So I gotta ask,

Crew Chief Eric: was there a significance to the license plate or is she just like, Rainman? I’m like, I don’t understand.

No. So,

Steve & Izzy: so it shows that she’s paying attention to something he’s interested in. Aw. But also, yeah, she represents, so she’s smarter than we’re like, let on to believe she’s not just a ditzy dumb girl.

Crew Chief Brad: She’s a high school graduate.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they run the plates and it’s got fake plates. Oh, oh my, my God.

You a mastermind organization. Is this so, so it’s, we’ll never find professional job now. And the police could give a rat’s ass. Yeah. They’re like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a whole team working on it. We’re working in shifts. Having had my car stolen several times. Same car. This is how the police care. They’re like, yeah, you’re fucked.

Good for you.

Crew Chief Eric: So was this her second [01:07:00] wardrobe change at this point where she changed her style again or does that happen after this?

Steve & Izzy: I think it’s just after this when she’s making those wonderful sunny D screwdrivers. Yeah. Yeah. And man, that took me back,

Crew Chief Brad: I’m not gonna lie.

Steve & Izzy: We’ve all been there. What, what

Crew Chief Brad: was her, what was her occupation at this point?

In the movie? Uh, beautician, I think at this point. Yes. Yes. Yeah. She was a beautician. Okay.

Crew Chief Eric: Okay. So she changed her hair again, right. So she had the frost.

Steve & Izzy: That’s

Crew Chief Eric: right. And she has the little beautician

Steve & Izzy: coat on.

Crew Chief Eric: Correct. And then she’s got, I couldn’t tell Were they gray or were they green highlights in her hair.

She said

Steve & Izzy: frosted tips, but yeah, they’re like gray.

Crew Chief Eric: Right. They

Steve & Izzy: were like the gray-ish purple that’s trending now.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. So it was like sort of hot foreshadowing. I’m like, oh, now I get to see what you look like. Old. This is kind of cool. Yeah. That’s what she looks like

Steve & Izzy: in

Crew Chief Eric: Young Sheldon

Steve & Izzy: nowadays. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, exactly.

It actually, I thought it looked good. She looked really put together. I think that’s the best. She looked in the movie outside of like her natural scenes, but in terms of outfit, I was like, girl, you got it going on. I’m like, I’m digging all this. The big curls and the, [01:08:00] the frosted tips and everything. We’re room for her to be a beautician.

Steve & Izzy: We’ll take the shampoo and rinse. Thank you.

Crew Chief Eric: And that lasted all of one scene.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. So then, okay, so she’s doing the sunny D screwdrivers and Mark Campbell just like, wait, wait, explain The sunny D Screwdrivers. Uh, vodka, sunny d. Taking one shot of each. And yes. Mix them in your mouth and swallowing. She’s not, yeah, she, she’s taking a hit off each bottle while laying in bed.

What? Meanwhile what Mark Hamill’s like, oh my God, I’m never gonna see that car kid. I might as well just kill myself. And she’s like, what? Shout up about the car. Come have some screwdrivers with me. You sound like you could use a little lube and op.

Mountain Man Dan: Yeah. I love how her, uh, her justification for doing that is she had to build up her tolerance for it so she didn’t pass out on a John, it’s impression time.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s impression time, folks,

Steve & Izzy: one of the ultimate quotes from this movie, you know what? A girl can’t hold her liquor with her trick. Where does she end up asleep with her trick? [01:09:00] I was like, what? What?

Crew Chief Brad: Asleep on her trick.

Steve & Izzy: Hey, she’s thinking it through. Yeah. Right. Oh, she, she knows the concept. You don’t pay the hooker to stay, you pay the hooker to leave.

Oh my goodness. Look, modern problems require modern solutions. Mount Mandals knows what I’m talking about. Look at him. He’s, he’s laughing

and leaves. I love it.

So anyway, um, then, okay, so yeah. Mark’s having a, having a downtime, whatever. Mm-hmm. And then she, so she decides she should also have a downtime. Yeah. She starts disrobing out of focus behind him and I’m like, um, um, I know where my focus is, cameraman. You need to adjust accordingly. What is this the cameraman from?

All I’ll say there was

Mountain Man Dan: some nice silhouette. That’s

Steve & Izzy: all I’ll say. That’s true. Yeah, we get a little, little outta focus, nudity and then, uh, Mark Campbell says, oh, what the hell? And like Ravage kisses her, like assaulting [01:10:00] Lee, like tackling her on the bed. And what the hell was that?

Crew Chief Eric: Oh God. It was like Urkel in a watermelon or something.

Like, I don’t even know how to describe

Steve & Izzy: how awkward the hell scene was. It was just like, Ugh. Well

Mountain Man Dan: take it to account. Prior to this, we’re

Steve & Izzy: supposed to kiss

Mountain Man Dan: right. Prior to this, I think the only woman he ever kissed was his mother. So that’s the only experience he had. Oh

Steve & Izzy: God. Dave kissed me like your mother.

Aw. Oh, stop it. If you ever want kissed again, stop saying that shit. Kiss me like Mark Campbell kisses his mother.

Is that right? Mommy? Yeah, that’s. All right, so then, yeah, she’s like, yeah, let’s screw, and he is like, yeah, sure, whatever. I’m like, wait, what? Oh, she shows him like the $2 bill that she gave him as his first or first customer, and it’s like framed on the wall in the van. She’s like, you haven’t even noticed it.

You haven’t noticed my new de decor. So they kiss again and then go straight to pound town, boom. And then we [01:11:00] cut to, I, I’m assuming 45 seconds later, and he’s like, he’s like, oh my God. Oh my God. I finished working on transmissions and I rebuilt a, a whole, I don’t even know, carburetor, like age six, insert car term here.

And I waited this long to get laid and then he pop out the top of the van. He is like, love Mr.

Mountain Man Dan: Ple.

I’m just amazed by the fact that it had a sunroof all the way at the back above where the water bed right.

Crew Chief Eric: Vanessa is awesome. That’s all I’m gonna say. These are features,

Steve & Izzy: these are not drawbacks. You’re not, you’re not gonna, she’s the real star of the movie. Van Ness is the hottest one in the movie, and that’s saying something because any pots is in her prime and Mark Campbell’s mom anyway.

Oh, oh. Speaking of which, this is when the teacher goes to see the mom and be like. Yeah. Meanwhile back in Los Angeles. Yeah. Meanwhile at the trailer park, Hey, uh, have you seen your son or heard from him in the past couple months? Like, oh no, he’ll [01:12:00] find his way back. But I’m gonna, I’m packing up because I’m moving to Delmar and even the teacher’s like, you’re moving to Delmar and you don’t know where your son is.

I know he’s in Vegas. Look, he’ll think you ripped out. He’s got a great life going. I met this boyfriend, Delmas gonna be great. We’re gonna be like an hour outside the city. Right on the coast. They’re not allowed to build anything over. Two stories tall, man. It’s, we’ll never lose of you. Awesome. Okay, then we get some more Mark Kenny or whatever, writing letters back home or whatever.

Dear shop teacher. Yeah. Dear shop teacher. I never thought it would happen to me. Yeah, right. But here’s a line that had me a little confused. Don’t worry. I still like cars. I’m like, I’m going steady with this girl and she’s great. Don’t worry. I still like cars and I’m like, uh, that’s how

Crew Chief Eric: into cars he is.

Babe. I mean, I, I, I empathize. I get it. I totally understand. I think all, all the car people are now church nodding. We’re like, yep, yep.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah, yeah. They’re like, yeah. Yep. Even, even after knowing the loving touch of a woman, I still enjoy [01:13:00] cars. Not as much, don’t get me wrong. But Steve, let me put this in Steve terms for you.

Did you still like basketball after the first time you got laid? Oh, yeah. But did you like being laid or did you like basketball?

Crew Chief Eric: Yes.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, if it’s any consolation, my wife says all the time, you don’t have to worry ’cause his mistress lives in the garage. So I’m like, Hey, there you go. Right. Well, the Corvette gets repainted during this whole drama. Oh,

Steve & Izzy: that’s right. Oh no. Oh, the Corvette has an outfit change. Is this when he starts

Mountain Man Dan: working at the car wash?

Yeah. Uh, I think he still, or the gas station where he tries to

Crew Chief Brad: screw over that woman.

Mountain Man Dan: Oh, that was weird too. Well, that was before he hopped in the van when he was working at the gas station where he was sleeping in the U-Haul behind it. He was, uh, painting the. Dead batteries with fresh paint. Oh yeah. Yes, yes, that’s right.

Steve & Izzy: He, uh, the, the guy who owns the U-Haul rental slash gas station place hires him ’cause he likes the cut of his jib. Oh, that’s right. ’cause So Annie pots kicks him out [01:14:00] of the van the next morning, right? Oh no, that’s he, that was the first time. Yeah. Is this when he’s wearing like the suit and is clicks up the Oh, not yet.

Feather Stingray. Yeah. Yeah. He’s like a valet or whatever, and the guy’s like, Hey, that’s my car. Get out. Like, oh yeah, here you go, sir. You know, that’s the, be the other beautiful blonde. Yeah. And, and then, uh. That’s right. He goes back to the van and there’s like the note that’s like working late, blah, blah, blah.

And he is like, what? I bet you’re working late cruise. He cruise Boulevard. And he goes to the escort service and they’re like, yeah, I never heard of her. And then he is, goes to get some, you know, I dunno, burgers to fill that void in his soul. Mm-hmm. And like can he, is that you? What is that my van? I told you I was working late.

I told you I was gonna be right back. How am I supposed to find the goddamn fan if you’re driving it all up town is the conversation that should have happened. But instead she’s like, no, see, every car in town comes through this place. So I’m helping you look for the car. See, everybody wants a smiley burger.

Mountain Man Dan: I think it was great when he was. Trying to [01:15:00] find her before he found her at the burger place. And he goes into the cat house and he walks up and like Yanks the one woman around thinking it was her. Oh yeah. He’s like, oh

Steve & Izzy: wait, it’s not you. You’ve got some nerve. And I’m like, that’s the wrong wig homie.

Yeah. And then I think after, that’s when, yeah, he is like working at the car wash or whatever. It’s a car wash. Yeah. When Wet comes through. But a gold version of his car. Wait a minute, what?

And then we find out it’s driven by Brian James, legendary. I don’t know that guy from action movies in the eighties. Uh, you might know him best as, uh, the guy with the funny accent in, uh, tango and Cash.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. That ends up, uh.

Steve & Izzy: With a grenade in his pants. Spoiler alert.

Crew Chief Eric: See, you went that way with that scene and when that car came out, I went, oh man.

When, just when you thought that car couldn’t get uglier. That’s what I

Steve & Izzy: Is an ugly

Mountain Man Dan: gold. Yeah. Seventies gold. It was not, it was terrible looking car to begin with in the red. But when they did it gold, it was like, I didn’t think you could make it any uglier. [01:16:00] I mean, it, it was, yeah, it

Steve & Izzy: was

Mountain Man Dan: almost mustard.

Steve & Izzy: Look, only the Rockford car looks good in seventies gold. That’s true. I give you that. I give you that. Speaking of Rockford, we got another chase where, uh, Brian James is driving off in the Stingray and Mark Hamill’s chasing him on a bike. And I’m like, good luck sucker. Oh, he gets hit by a bicycle. And steals the bicyclist.

He jumps out, he jumps on the bicyclist to jack him.

Crew Chief Eric: Cy Jack

Mountain Man Dan: sounds like an old school. 10 speed Huffy.

Crew Chief Eric: It was a Schwinn, but I gotta ask this. See, this is my attention to detail. Why did we hyperfocus on that water bottle attached to the bike handles for like 30 seconds? I’m like, what are we looking at?

Steve & Izzy: It was like a slow pan up as, and then it like shows his sweaty ass face and I’m like, there’s a water bottle right there.

I was expect to like take a swig like, oh, it’s vodka or you know, something like that. Yeah. Oh, Steve like straight up was like, uh, yeah. We know he’s got a water bottle, otherwise he’d die in Vegas

Crew Chief Eric: again. I assumed we were going for the badass videos from Sunny in [01:17:00] Philadelphia, but we ended up with basically the Goonies scene where he is hanging onto the cars going down the highway.

I’m like, what the hell? Morning

Steve & Izzy: I were like the back to future music to start playing.

Mountain Man Dan: Gotta

Steve & Izzy: go back in time.

Mountain Man Dan: The thing about this scene that baffled me is how when he catches up to the car, reaches and grabs the guy’s shoulder and he goes to like close the his hand in the window. So he reaches down to open it and the door swings open. How the door did not make contact with the parked vehicle as they went by.

It just baffles

Crew Chief Eric: me. Yeah, right. That baffled you, dude. He was doing 60 miles an hour. When he let go of that bus and caught the Corvette. I mean, how the hell did he slow down enough to grab the car without killing himself? It was nuts,

Steve & Izzy: guys. That’s the magic of filmmaking. That’s, you know what, again, this is some like really good stunt work that’s gonna go completely unappreciated by the masses.

Yes. Yeah. So, so the cray peels off, ’cause obviously that guy ain’t stopping shit, but he pulls into the, uh, garage or whatever and he is like, Hey, this looking, this [01:18:00] slimy, this oily teenage kid tried to jack me. He was on a bike, he rest in yellow and it’s some weird shit. And then comes the guy, you know, on, on the back of like a, like a, like a, uh, it’s a car carrier.

Car hauler, yeah, yeah, yeah. Car carrier. And he just comes in full speed. Yeah. Goes right past them and like crashes into a bunch of tires.

Crew Chief Eric: That was beautiful. I was, and my wife goes, what? The bike doesn’t have brakes.

Mountain Man Dan: Yeah, he burned him off stop before the parked car. Yeah,

Steve & Izzy: he most realistic part of the movie.

It was beautiful. So yeah, so they rough him up and, uh, lock him in a closet or something. Uh, a little storage closet, I guess like that night or whatever. There’s like one guy watching, he is like trying to open the padlock door. He is like, yeah, so way you getting outta there. Oh shit. And he like goes to check it and the windows cracks.

Like, oh shit. He went out the window. Goes out chasing him and then out comes Kenny out of a full oil drum just covered in oil. And I’m like, well, [01:19:00] he’s dead, right?

Crew Chief Eric: Nope. Do you remember that black tar monster in Star Trek? The Next Generation? Yeah. That’s where my mind went when he

Steve & Izzy: emerged to Kill Tasha. Ya.

Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Like, and then even when it’s like dripped off a bit, it’s like, oh, now he’s Tar Man from, uh, return of the Living Dead or whatever.

Crew Chief Eric: But the scene after, that’s even better. Like,

Steve & Izzy: oh yeah, yeah. So yeah, so he, he like pulls outta the drummer or whatever, and the, the guy who was like, goes out the other side of the window and he realizes, oh shit, there’s no way he got out there.

That’s like a three story drop. And so then he sees the, uh, oily, like footprints leading down the street or whatever, and so he like grabs the nearest chain and goes following the footsteps because either he’s walking to a trapper, this is the stupidest thing in the history of crime, and it can be both.

And uh, yeah, basically like chases him down, beats his ass a couple of times on the side. This. Street. And while kitty’s, like in the fetal position, stop, luckily, who would pull up to save the day? Dick Miller? No, the other guy, the low rider [01:20:00] guy that he saw that was going 15 miles an hour earlier in the movie.

Oh, it’s, they

Crew Chief Brad: just made it to Vegas. They just made it

Steve & Izzy: like three weeks later. Woo. He’s already had four jobs in in the time it took him to get there.

Mountain Man Dan: I, I’m just amazed the fact that he could recognize him covered in the oil. Oh, there’s some kid that I you ran into a week ago, but he’s all covered normal.

Yeah,

Steve & Izzy: I know him. Honestly, I think if they just pulled up like, oh, that guy’s beating the shit outta that guy. And then the one guy runs off and then he like turns over like, oh, hey, I know this cracker. You know?

Crew Chief Eric: And subsequently the scene after that I thought was glorious. Right. He’s still in the fetal position.

Oh yeah. Oh, the scene is

Steve & Izzy: amazing. And

Crew Chief Eric: Annie Potts is sitting there with a pressure washer just, just, I didn’t even know what to think. I was just like, this is awesome. This is so great. Yeah. She’s like spraying ‘

Steve & Izzy: em down like, I can’t believe you did that. Why would you be so stupid? Blah blah. Oh, sorry. Hold on.

Switch to wax. Okay, now we’re back to what am spraying you [01:21:00] down.

Mountain Man Dan: And I’ll say this, she’s actually spraying, she actually went across his face and stuff. And I can firsthand say a pressure washer does not feel good to bear skin. Wait, wait a minute.

Crew Chief Eric: You can, firsthand, you have firsthand accounts and be pressure washing.

Yeah, he was the one

Steve & Izzy: spraying the person in the face. Wait, is that second? I don’t know.

Crew Chief Brad: That’s what Daniel has to do when they run outta water on the mountain. Gotta

Steve & Izzy: make

Mountain Man Dan: fun with what you got.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. Oh,

Crew Chief Eric: after he gets all cleaned up?

Steve & Izzy: Yep. He’s gotta go to the police department and be like, Hey, I know where my car was, at least, you know, several hours ago.

And Oh yeah, by the way, kidnapping and all that stuff. Yeah. Don’t worry about that. Assault and stuff. I did too. Don’t, uh, they were doing the assaulting, um, but then, uh, he runs into his teacher who’s apparently in town now, and I’m like. Oh boy, I know where this is going. Teacher, uh, takes him for a drive and, uh, he’s like, oh, yeah, I, I can take you to the shop.

He is like, oh, yeah, I know the shop. I know the guy who runs it too. He was an old [01:22:00] student of mine. And I’m like, oh, here we go. And this is where Izzy pointed out something incredible about this movie. Mm-hmm. Solo a Star Wars film or whatever. It’s basically the same plot of this movie. It’s a future version of this movie, you know?

Right. Wow. My brain is

Crew Chief Eric: officially melted.

Steve & Izzy: Like you replaced Annie Potts with, you know, ksi whatever. She was playing in that thing like, oh yeah. She did become a hooker. She just became the comfort girl of the local drug, Lord, wait a minute.

Crew Chief Eric: And the bad guy that we discovered, the guy running this chop shop auto body, you know, whatever we wanna call it, kind of looks like Darth Mall.

Anyway, he’s got a scary Yeah, scary look to him, you know? Yeah, yeah. Just, you know, pre legs chasing after a vehicle that’s not his. So what I thought was interesting about that scene with Mr. McGrath played by, you know, Mr. Roche, as we talked about earlier, he’s driving around Vegas and I, I’ve been to Vegas a bunch of, I was just there recently as a matter of fact, and I pinpointed the Mandalay Bay in the background [01:23:00] when they finally park and they get out of the square body Chevy that they were driving around, and I’m sure Dan was super excited about it.

They can tell us all about, you know, the specific model and customizations and whatnot. But I spotted the Mandalay Bay and I was like, wow, this is all super developed today. I mean, you know, the Luxor wasn’t there and some of the other casinos that are there now. And then it suddenly dawned on me and I, I turned to my wife and I said, when’s Ken Jong gonna pop out?

She goes, whatcha talking about? I was like, big abandoned lot in Las Vegas. There’s gotta be a naked Asian man running by any minute now.

Steve & Izzy: Spoiler. This movie’s very honky heavy,

but yeah, so they’re basically where the airport is now, like, but it’s, you know, 10 miles from the strip or whatever. The teachers basically break it down like, yeah, I sold this car to this old student of mine, you know? Oh yeah. Well wait, what’s I, I only make. 15 grand a year or something as a teacher.

What’s the name of the auto shop? Oh, uh, Silverado Auto Shop. And I’m like, and what was he driving? He was driving a Chevy Silverado. I’m like, dude, you know you in a [01:24:00] Silverado. It’s called like he probably owns that chop shop. Run. You go

die

Steve & Izzy: Luke use the force. But yeah, yeah, yeah. This is where he is like, I only make 15 grand a year.

I can’t get by on that. And this guy can’t up with a proposition like, oh, I’ve made 15 grand a year before.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, but wait, I’m gonna turn to our executive co-producer for our fact checking on 1970s inflation, which you care to share some super fun facts with the crowd. Time.

Crew Chief Brad: 3 million nowadays.

Crew Chief Eric: Interesting tidbits.

I supposed to do research. It’s in my notes. I figured you’d read it. Oh, no, I, sorry.

Steve & Izzy: Eric did the

Crew Chief Brad: research for you,

Steve & Izzy: much like the movie. I’m not paying attention to these details. You have the notes printed out right there. Yeah, I, I got the notes. Uh, basically 15 grand back then comes to 62,400 in 2020, which is not very slouchy.

Crew Chief Brad: That’s a lot more than a teacher actually makes these days. Oh, right.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. Teachers still make like $15,000 a year

Crew Chief Eric: message. Then Luke ends up, well, Luke, Kenny, or [01:25:00] Kent, right. Kenneth, whatever his name was. He ends up getting a job right by way of his shop teacher at the Silverado Body Shop. Right. And they offer him a whopping

Steve & Izzy: like 700 a week and it, he like, no, you gotta pay me eight 50 a week.

Which basically nowadays is 180 plus thousand dollars a year. I’d like to make eight 50 a week now. Yeah. Pretty sweet,

Crew Chief Brad: bonkers, right? This leads into my favorite part of the movie because he goes from Kenny Dantley to full on Tony Ana. Yeah. He shows up with the big sunglasses, taking his prostitute, you know, girlfriend out to go, you know, get all the fancy things that she could never afford before, and he’s just sitting there chilling.

Steve & Izzy: This led to. A completely new movie that lasted approximately 15 to 20 minutes before we came back to the movie. We ended watching for an hour and a half,

Mountain Man Dan: watch his

Steve & Izzy: right

Mountain Man Dan: real quick to go back. One thing that we missed is how he was walking, trying to find, and he walks up on [01:26:00] that second gen Camaro outside of the chop shop and the guy’s standing on the other side of it and he is, Hey, I am looking for this car.

And the whole time the Corvette is sitting right inside the open door, just out sight. Right? That was way away. Pan. You can see the car sitting there and I’m like, you don’t look back at all. I mean, what the hell? I mean if we’re

Crew Chief Eric: talking about things that we missed, we missed yet another, any pots. Wardrobe change somewhere in this whole mess with the teacher and the guy and discovering the Silverado Body Shop.

Does anybody remember the little black dress? Oh, oh

Steve & Izzy: yes. Her Bond Girl outfit. That wasn’t until later though. That wasn’t until he became full on Jerk.

Crew Chief Eric: That was after, well, perfect Casino. Well, then we lead up to it, and since we’re talking about it, I’ve already brought it up now. I immediately went to BB New Earth.

I was like, she looks like Lith.

Steve & Izzy: It looked like it was Breakfast at Tiffany’s all of a sudden,

Crew Chief Eric: right? Awesome. They both looked amazing, actually. He looked really good. In that outfit. Like those square glasses really worked for him. Like he was playing it up that room. However, they ended up in little honeymoon [01:27:00] suite.

Oh, rotating bed. Put in a quarter. Yeah. A little clamshell. Headboard and, and stuff. Look, they still

Steve & Izzy: haven’t left the circus. Circus, okay. Yeah. He’s still mad about the Dodge.

Crew Chief Brad: They just got an upgrade.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. Right. So guys, here, here’s where the scene goes. Completely fucking nuts. He is like, oh yeah, yeah. I took you shopping all day.

Got this nice fancy suite. I got this job. We’re gonna be set forever. What about your car? Uh, yeah. You know, I’m, I’m, I’m okay without my morals. Uh, here I’ll even offer you $20. And I’m like, wait, no. Here, take another 50. I’m like, oh, bury yourself. No, dude. This one son, they have cool. Oh, oh, Tony

Crew Chief Brad: Ana. Yeah.

Steve & Izzy: They’re both being weird in the same ’cause, like he’s being a straight up jerk. But this is a movie trope that like doesn’t exist in real life and it’s like, oh man, I’m so mad at you about being crazy about chasing this one car. Move on. Oh my God, you’ve moved on. ’cause you’ve got a job where you seem very happy and make more money than all in a week than all I ever see [01:28:00] in my lifetime.

You’ve changed. You realize how many dicks I’ll have to suck to get eight 50 a week. I’ll never have to suck. Do a time. That’s a different kind of screwdriver. Yeah, right. Which one of you a Sonny do,

Crew Chief Brad: can I just say, Annie Pots was amazing. Was. She was amazing in this movie, but I did not, I don’t feel that they like her and Mark Hamill had any chemistry was Unbeliev whatsoever.

Was unbelievable. Yeah. It was cringe-worthy, uncomfortable to watch them try and act together. Like if Annie Pots wasn’t Annie Pots, it would’ve been much worse than it actually was. So

Steve & Izzy: you guys, you guys wanted her to run off with the porn director?

Dude, how weird was that?

Crew Chief Brad: You a porn movie. It was a short, yeah. Right. You all said that the, the bond outfit. I thought you were talking about the scuba gear. I thought that was the bond outfit.

Crew Chief Eric: He thought it was Octopussy. That’s what he thought it was. [01:29:00]

Steve & Izzy: Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. So, so the next day, uh, Kenny’s at work and Vanessa gets pulled up and he’s like, Hey, hey, you stole this fan.

What the really Your car thief? What the fuck are you talking about? Look, it’s, I got a good deal on it this morning. She sold Vanessa, she sold the place where we live, right? I can’t live at the Honeymoon Suite. Circus Circus. I mean, that’s like $12 a night. That was a one. Thing. Does she not know that we have to pass like a background check and get a rental?

We should. My first and last month’s payment done before we can get a place. She can’t sell security deposits. Oh no. He did get that 850 bucks in advance so they can like buy a house now. Oh, it’s true. That’s true. And did

Crew Chief Brad: anybody else think that the boss or the the other student, what was his name? Matt Lowry or.

Whatever, Matt Lauer, whatever. To me, he looked like a cheaper version of Willem Defoe.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

Crew Chief Eric: saw that

Steve & Izzy: too. Also, guys, I thought they were gonna kill Kenny Desert. They’re like, yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. And then just [01:30:00] one day at work, someone’s gonna like choke him with a chain from behind or something.

Something. They drop a car on him. Corvet work

Crew Chief Brad: accident. When they crush the Corvette, they drop it on. So

Crew Chief Eric: did anybody look up Kim Milford’s, IMDB profile? His headshot? So the character in the, in the show is Wayne Lowry. He’s the the guy that Brad was talking about. But did anybody look at his headshot? No.

It’s

Steve & Izzy: very interesting. I mean, he’s creepy looking. Pulling it up. Pulling it up. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. I remember. No, I had seen that. Yeah. I was like, what the f

Crew Chief Eric: it? Actually, he almost looks better that way than he did in the movie. Oof. But what movie was that?

Steve & Izzy: Oh kid. Oh, oh, he is like in a zombie makeup or something with a blonde bowl haircut.

Mountain Man Dan: Yeah. Whatever role that was. He must take pride in if he’s using that. Oh man. He passed away at the age of 37 and yeah, IM gonna guess it’s

Steve & Izzy: from this laser blast movie based on the image for this.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh yeah. See these are more movies you get to add to your fun list of things to

Steve & Izzy: review. I’m looking up Laser blast now.

Thank you for this rabbit hole 2.7 on the imba. [01:31:00] Sold. Wait, who’s the director? Is it uh, one of those David De Catto? Movies or something. Oh, sorry guys. There’s like some dinosaur looking aliens. Michael Ray. Oh, come in next week. No, if you like this, you might like Z Future Wall Future. Oh boy.

Mountain Man Dan: So if you guys like these off the wall movies, it’s kind of how, I don’t know how I stumbled across this one and sent it to Eric initially, but in my random running through the internet, I find weird shit.

Mm-hmm. So it was by chance

Steve & Izzy: Mplementation movies. It was weird. ’cause

Mountain Man Dan: like this one, it was like someone had a DVD of it for sale. So I looked it up and I sent the link there. I was like, Hey, are you aware of this movie?

Crew Chief Eric: No. But

Mountain Man Dan: thank you

Crew Chief Eric: for bringing this into my life.

Crew Chief Brad: I’m surprised it was a DVD and not a VHS or beta.

Yeah, laser beta. Laser disc laser

Steve & Izzy: dis or die. So this is Kenny. Where are we

Crew Chief Brad: back in the movie?

Steve & Izzy: Where are Yeah. Kenny Corte Summer. Yeah. Yeah. The van got sold. So Kenny’s like, I gotta go talk to Eleanor, whatever her name is, any pots. And so he like, runs to a casino and sees that, uh, she’s, she’s working and she’s in like her James [01:32:00] Bond girl outfit.

Just like, yeah, Rosalyn Black Dress. Hair slick, looking good. He like walks up to her like, oh, this is where you’ve been. She’s like, excuse me, do I know you? Like the voice even changed a bit. I’m like, oh, oh, oh, here we go. Right? I’m interested. Basically they take a walk and she’s like, I don’t even remember the reason why they broke up.

Just like, oh, you’re not obsessed with this car anymore. You’re not the same person and you’ve changed, and if you’re allowed to get a career, then I’m allowed to get a career. It’s a free country. Then the guy that I guess is, I don’t know, renting her or whatever, but he is like, oh hey, who’s this guy? Like, oh, this is, this is my, my cousin Homer.

Bye homeA. Well, hey cousin Homer, you wanna come to the party later? It’s gonna get really wild with your cousin here. I’m like, oh, oh. He’s like, I’ll make it worth your while. Yeah, yeah. It was very like,

Mountain Man Dan: oh boy, this is gonna get weird. Oh, in decent

Steve & Izzy: proposal. Right.

Mountain Man Dan: And so like you mentioned, like Annie Pott’s name had changed again.

’cause there she went by a couple different names throughout the movie. Oh yeah, yeah. Other than that, at this point she [01:33:00] went from, ’cause originally it went from prostitute to Hooker to now. ’cause at one point, shortly before this, she was talking to Mark’s character and was like, I’m not gonna make it as a hooker here.

I have to be an escort. So now she’s made her way up to the tier of considering herself an escort before she winds out with this older gentleman at the casino.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. Yes. So many career paths. No.

Crew Chief Brad: And she, she said that there aren’t any hookers in, in Vegas. There

Steve & Izzy: aren’t any hook. They’re escorts, Arens in Vegas.

They’re all escorts. That’s why I was going wrong.

Crew Chief Brad: I’m gonna change my name. I think I make the name Rosalyn. And didn’t she

Mountain Man Dan: say something about denim was the wrong way to go too? Yeah, she did.

Steve & Izzy: You have pick up a girl in denim? Yeah. It’s always gonna be a problem. I need to get myself a little black number and one of those little ribbon chokers.

That’s the reason they call it a wife beta. Yeah. And she goes and gets her little velvet number and gets her choker. She is a woman who gets things done. That’s right. I agree. She’s too good for Mark Hamill there. I said it right. So yeah. Then Mark Hamill goes to work and uh, he’s working angry, just beating the shit out of a fender or something.

Yeah. And, and then he is like [01:34:00] welding two limos together. I don’t know. Yeah, yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: He was fixing the roadkill style was like, it was a mess. I don’t know what the hell he was doing. And, and I know Dan was critique all the welds at that point. I literally thought that to myself even I was like, I dunno what the hell he is doing.

But he ain’t welding. No. All I

Mountain Man Dan: can say is he’s, he’s not very strong. ’cause him beating on that fender and it wasn’t hardly Denny it with the size of the hammer he was using. Yeah. That’s just utterly weak. Look,

Steve & Izzy: he’s four and a half feet tall. Give him some credit. It was.

Crew Chief Brad: Seventies domestic steel. That’s true.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. It’s like baseball. He weighs 97 pounds. Come on. He wasn’t using the force. So yeah, that night, like the owner of the place is like, Hey, come on, it’s beer o’clock, let’s go. And he is just working away like, all right, well just lock up when you’re done. And like as soon as they leave he looks at his, uh, the stingray, which is still gold and he has an idea and then he paints it and it’s red again and holy shit, it’s gonna be great.

And I, I was thinking like, alright, cool. He opens the front of the garage, drives off. Roll credits, guys. What do we, Nope. Instead he waits till the next morning [01:35:00] for, uh, Brian James and the other big henchman mechanic dude to open up. And then he tries to fight ’em and they’re like, oh, what are you doing? He hits one of ’em a plastic fender.

Yeah. And then like

Crew Chief Brad: it was a bumper cover, I think. Yeah.

Steve & Izzy: And then he, he throws the tiniest wrenches. I’m like, come on, it’s a mechanic shop. There’s some big ass sledge hammers and wrenches. Pick up something. Nope. Here’s

Crew Chief Brad: my 10 millimeter. If you can dodge wrench,

Steve & Izzy: you can dodge a ball ball. But then he grabs that paint gun.

Yeah. Blast the guy in the face. And I’m like, fuck, he’s dead. Dude cracked up that, that 1970s candy. Apple red. He could, he died. Could see

Mountain Man Dan: the Xes in his eyes popped up.

Steve & Izzy: Blacker

Crew Chief Eric: paint

Steve & Izzy: like in

Crew Chief Eric: the eyes Metal.

Mountain Man Dan: Flake that wound up in his freaking, like in his nostrils, in the lung, in his eyeballs, his tear duct metal,

Crew Chief Brad: metal flake is just pink glitter.

Oh no. He’s gonna, he never getting it out. He’s gonna glitter all over himself now.

Steve & Izzy: He’s gonna sparkle like a vampire.

Crew Chief Brad: It was an improvement for his face. Good point.

Steve & Izzy: But yeah, [01:36:00] so yeah, then he hops in the stingray and drives off and then, uh, he goes to the hotel where he knows, uh, Annie Pots is doing her thing, finds out where the room is.

I forget how exactly being Well, has he got invited up earlier? Oh, that’s right. He got like the room key or something and he like kicks it open and they’re filming some sort of weird porno thing where she’s in like one of those, you know, the room hot tubs and she has flippers on like one piece bikini, who

Crew Chief Brad: are the senior citizens recording

Mountain Man Dan: this.

It was the, it was the sound guy

Steve & Izzy: and the ca it was the sound lady and the camera guy.

Mountain Man Dan: It makes me wonder, like if the whole scenario was, I dunno if you guys have seen Rat Race where they, he is like in a tub with Pepto Bismol. You shave that type stuff. That’s what I portrayed when I saw that scene of her in the tub with the scuba gear on type stuff.

I’m like, how did this come to be?

Steve & Izzy: How much is that gonna cost? Uh, it’s gonna be about $2,000. Who had $2,000? Yes. Mr. Tamagotchi had 2000 the closest

Crew Chief Eric: I’m eccentric, you know, and I, he brought up Rat Race. And it’s [01:37:00] funny because I, I love that movie and I love anything with John Cle. There’s one line I always remember from that movie and it’s lovetts when he is yelling, I don’t want to work at the Home

Steve & Izzy: Depot.

I dunno what, my mind immediately goes there. Anytime somebody drinks up that movie. Look, LUT is insane. LUT is also like brilliant on film. He is so good.

Crew Chief Eric: Have you seen him on Holy moly. That’s all I’m gonna say.

Steve & Izzy: I haven’t, but we do own every season of the critic. Oh, nice. Well, since there’s only two, it’s not that hard.

The entire series, all 26 episodes. Yeah. Look babe, what are we doing tomorrow? I’m just saying I wanna watch the entirety of a franchise.

Crew Chief Eric: Hey, she was scrolling through Voodoo and it said, bundle and save. She went, Ooh,

Steve & Izzy: look. It was the vine of its time. Okay. Yeah. So, uh, so he grabs Andy Potts, throw ’em over his shoulder or drags her out.

Literally drags her out kicking and screaming with her flippers on and Yeah. Yeah, it’s fantastic. And they hop in the car and drive off. Woo. But the, [01:38:00] uh, owner of the, the chop shop or whatever, he’s just getting into work, you know, an hour later he’s management. Don’t worry about it. And he sees the guy’s like on death’s door or whatever.

So he hops in his, uh, was it a Camaro or something, and starts chasing It was a Firebird. Or Firebird,

Crew Chief Eric: that’s what it was. It was all black and it, yeah, off it looked like.

Crew Chief Brad: It looked like a Camaro with a GTO front end. It was kind of weird.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. Okay. So it was like a weird little custom ’cause I was trying to place it and couldn’t quite do it, but, but yeah.

Yeah. We laid Camaro back

Crew Chief Brad: end.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. He catches up with him, I don’t know, a hundred miles outside of Vegas, you know, on the freeway there. He, he pulls a gun out, like starts firing at, threw his own window.

Crew Chief Eric: He roll the window

Steve & Izzy: down,

Crew Chief Eric: homie. His window was rolled down in a car with no air conditioning in the desert.

I’m like, what?

Steve & Izzy: He was fueled by vengeance. Yeah, they chase around and like Kenny like pulls off the road, like goes into a quarry because he thought that was like, oh yeah, it’s gonna hook up with the interstate and it’s like a dead end freeway. Freeway. Like, what the fuck? And then they end up on route 6, 6, 6, Lou Diamond Phillips is waiting [01:39:00] for him.

Oh. And the whole time, uh, any poss is just like, oh, he trying to scam he so I’ll get back with you. It’s not gonna work. They’re just trying to impress me and it’s not working. I’m like, the guy literally has fired like three rounds at you? Yeah. Oh, isn’t she like, jumps out the window is like bang, bang, bang.

Big bang guy. I get it.

Crew Chief Eric: So what I liked about this scene but then didn’t like about the scene was that it felt like a complete rip off of Sally Field and Burt Rey. In smoking the Bandit like Oh

Steve & Izzy: absolutely. You know? So I was like,

Crew Chief Eric: I’m okay with it. I’m, I’m good with it. But then what got me, because continuity is always an issue with any movie, when we were watching it, even my wife pointed out, she goes, wait a minute, the car is filthy.

And it suddenly on those aerial shots, it’s completely clean. Like they had gone back to the car wash in the previous scenes.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah, that was the left hand drive car. Ah, that’s one more than,

Crew Chief Eric: yeah, that makes way more sense. And then it was suddenly dirty again and I’m like, oh, okay. Whatever.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah. So eventually, yeah, he like doubles back and eventually is like, haha, here’s the freeway.

I do it all along. Basically the freeway [01:40:00] is like coming soon, I don’t know. Like it stops a mile later, turns around, they starts playing chicken with the bad guy and mm-hmm. I don’t know, the bad guy pulls at the last minute and like rolls it and you know, they drive off into forever. But the bad guy then like crawls outta the car?

No, he’s like injured. Oh, and when he pulled out the gun and like looked down the barrel, I’m like, right, no, no, this is not how this movie is going to end. I thought that would’ve been dark, that bullet. But instead he like, then takes the gun, points it at the car ’cause it’s like the horn’s broken or whatever.

So it’s just making that. Pew boo fucking exploded. Horns run out of energy after like what? 30 seconds? Yeah. Well if that,

Mountain Man Dan: no car’s back then, if there’s a connection, it’ll blow until the batter. The horn will keep until the battery die. There’s

Crew Chief Eric: okay, all that, that none of that is important. I gotta ask Dan a very important question ’cause he’ll know the answer to this.

Dan, how many cars can you blow up with a 38 special?

Mountain Man Dan: [01:41:00] None without any, any sort of like tannerite or Pyrex or something.

Crew Chief Eric: Ah, okay. I it’s just wanted to make sure

Mountain Man Dan: That was one of the things that when I saw that, I was like, that is such Hollywood Bs,

Steve & Izzy: but, and they use C four instead of plaster on one of the fenders and Oh, that’s how, oh my gosh.

There you go. This is why he’s gotta give up this whole operation over two cars instead of using fiberglass. They replaced it all with C four to smuggle it across the country. Yeah. Yeah. ’cause you can’t smuggle fiberglass. Uh, no. You can’t sell C think she’s saying they were smuggling with c4. Oh, gotcha.

You replace the fiberglass with C four, that car is about to blow and like outside of zzi.

Mountain Man Dan: Very high turnover on mules. It’s more explosive than an accident, than a pento being rear-ended.

Steve & Izzy: Exactly. But you guys, this guy gets it,

Crew Chief Eric: but you guys thought it was dark, you know, with him looking down the barrel of this 38 special, and I’m just kind of thinking to myself, there was a Tales from the Crypt episode where a guy gets left in the desert and the birds are circling.

If you guys remember that. That one was so creepy. I had a similar thought here because this guy, as [01:42:00] you mentioned, he’s injured. He’s got the stanky leg, he’s over a hundred miles from Silverado autobody shop, and now he just blew up his only form of transportation, even if it was a clunker. So he’s dying in the desert.

Right.

Steve & Izzy: Well, but the freeway’s coming soon, so that means the construction crew is coming by. Also

Crew Chief Eric: be by any

Steve & Izzy: minute someone will show up. Look, Las Vegas only has two season, winter and construction. It’s not winter, winter, very short. It’s called Corvette Winter. Maybe those

Mountain Man Dan: dudes in the Lowrider, I’ll catch him before he dies.

You know what I mean? On the way back, he’s be there in a week. I saw it as the fact him shooting. It was the fact it was most likely also a stolen vehicle. So him shooting it was destroying evidence. Oh, that’s actually a really good point. I did, I did look it up as the fact it’s a 71 TransAm. Yeah. Fiber screaming

Crew Chief Eric: chicken.

Alright. By the way, that Corvette and those Transams and Camaros all share a similar platform. So they’re all very similar cars. They’re

Crew Chief Brad: all, they all have 200 horsepower.

Crew Chief Eric: But I’ll say this, I’ll say that this to to, you mentioned this earlier, Steve. The driving in that scene was actually really, [01:43:00] really good.

Yeah, yeah. Usually I find fault with a lot of those driving scenes, some of those chasing scenes. I mean, granted, this didn’t have like. The seven ups type of chasing or like bullet or something like that. But it was short, it was concise and it was clean. Like there wasn’t anything like dukes a hazard or anything like that.

So I mad props to, you know, the team and the stuntmen for doing something that actually was pretty plausible. The best car

Crew Chief Brad: chasing you’ve never heard of,

Steve & Izzy: you would even see with like the transition when they like go from like the sand to the asphalt and stuff. Like there’d be a little like sk, you know, and all that too.

So it’s like, oh yeah, this is real

Crew Chief Eric: driver. And the drifting was really clean. I was like, whoever’s behind the wheel is doing a good job. So, yeah.

Mountain Man Dan: Well, when you mentioned when he looked down the barrel of the. Pistol. Shortly before that is when Mark Hamill’s character pulls up behind the big boulder and just by chance he comes to the other side and Annie Pott’s character hops up out and she’s like, oh yeah.

And you know, she’s like, I’m not gonna be scared by this. ’cause she thought it was just like something to scare her that Mark Hamill put on and the dude starts shooting at her. So maybe that’s how he was checking to see if there was still any ammo in it. Which anyone who knows anything about firearms, [01:44:00] it’s a stupid way to check.

But yeah, the exact opposite way you should be doing it.

Steve & Izzy: We, because that the Tiger King method,

Mountain Man Dan: that’s, that’s, that’s the Alec Baldwin method. Oh,

Steve & Izzy: dark, dark, dark. Alright. Speaking of dark, we’re going back to high school guys. Woo. Because yeah, Kenny pulls up there with his, uh, new hooker girlfriend and uh Right.

Basically drops off this dusty ass stingray God back. There’s plenty of money for plenty of gas money, apparently. Well, you know, she, they had to make a few stops at a gas station and she had to make some money. I mean, she was in the scuba gear already. So

Mountain Man Dan: April put some truck stop and she was a lot lizard on the way back.

Steve & Izzy: Oh, check it out. This bikini wipes right off this neoprene is amazing. And, and basically like he pulls the fire alarm, the whole school comes out and the principal’s like, what’s going down here? Did be auc. She’s just running around in the background screaming. Yeah. Like, I don’t dunno if you [01:45:00] guys saw it, he’s just like, ah, I was a sausage

Crew Chief Eric: family.

Ah, they said act natural. And his a DD just kicked in. He’s like,

Steve & Izzy: took two lines of coke and Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: So they, was it off of hook’s ass? Like in Wolf of Wall Street? Oh, it wasn’t

Steve & Izzy: Annie p. Oh, Steve, that’s not dust on that car. Oh shit. But yeah, basically like hands the keys to the principal. Like, well, yeah, what about the cops?

Like, yeah, I didn’t tell the cops. We should definitely inform the police. It’s like, no, no, don’t. They’re very important. Right. Gotta, don’t worry about it young lady. Do you have anything to say about this? Now, nah. Come at hand. He grabs her flip flops and her jeans and just walks off basically from there, like, uh, someone brings him his diploma.

That’s where I’m like, oh, okay. So he graduated. All right. That’s cool. And then he like walks after Eleanor who’s carrying her flip flops and stuff, and he is like, uh, hey, you with a funny walk. Like a true romantic. Mm-hmm. And, uh, yeah, they kiss and hug and, I don’t know, walk [01:46:00] off. And then, uh, the car wash during the credits.

Car wash, no. And no car. Just that was a wet sanding.

Mountain Man Dan: Well, and the weird thing is like when the teacher’s talking to him at one point he’s like, I need you to tell me what I need to hear. Or something, something along the lines of that. And it’s like, what the hell do you want ’em to say? You know,

Crew Chief Eric: that was like, that part in Ferris Bueller is like, well, that’s how it is in that family.

Super creepy.

Steve & Izzy: Like, it’s just like r Okay. Yeah. So guys, would you recommend this movie?

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. For enjoyment or as punishment? What do I get to pick?

Steve & Izzy: I either way. If it’s punishment, I

Crew Chief Eric: mean mean no, you know, in all honest. I actually enjoyed it. Like we laughed. We had a good time. My wife and I watched it together.

We talked about it as well, and it was fun. It was stupid, it was campy. There were some redeeming things, like some of these movies you go into and you’re like, oh God, this is gonna hurt. It wasn’t bad. Would I watch it again?

Steve & Izzy: Maybe not. I don’t know who I would recommend it to. So I don’t know how to answer, would I or not any broad spans.

So you [01:47:00] wouldn’t, because you wouldn’t just like call up your friend and be like, oh my God, have you seen Corvette Summer? No. You know that new movie you’re looking for? Well watch this.

Mountain Man Dan: How about you Matt? Man, I, I mean, I recommended it to Eric without even watching it. So, I mean, again, remember the punishment part we were talking about?

Steve & Izzy: Yeah.

Mountain Man Dan: When I look at older movies, like I take into consideration when it was made, the way things were done. It’s a seventies, early eighties mentality movie, and one of the big things that I took away from is like, much like the original Gone in 60 Seconds, an older movies. There was that fraud aspect of insurance, which I always see these movies.

I’m wondering, was the insurance fraud that big of a problem back then that they kept making movies about it? Because it’s an ongoing theme, all in all being a car. I enjoyed it for the cars in it, although the Corvette was horrible and Vanessa was definitely the star when it comes to the cars. Thousand percent.

Steve & Izzy: I agree. Yeah. Other

Mountain Man Dan: than the square body, suburban, because hey, it’s a square rock.

Steve & Izzy: Nice. Well, yeah, it sounds like a, yeah, I’d recommend it. How about you, babe? I would, and as you guys said, VanNess is like the star of this movie, and [01:48:00] I would almost count this as a Vance exploitation film, which is a genre. As we’ve mentioned a few examples, I highly recommend you guys look up the 1970s short-lived van exploitation genre.

We talked about the van and Super Van and its sequels. There’s also CB Hustlers Love Truck, van Nuys Boulevard. Yeah. And yeah, there’s a whole bunch of ’em. Specifically from like 1970 to like 1979.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s just movies with vans. Like explain the genre for those. The genre is like

Steve & Izzy: young people on adventures in vans.

Yeah. It it’s like teenagers trying to get laid because they souped up their van and they go to a party and Hi jinks and zoos or, or they go to a van festival or a van festival. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: So Scooby Doo meets American Pie. Okay, got it. Yeah, there, there,

Steve & Izzy: there’s the, was it Super Van? It’s like, oh yeah.

Teenager. And his, his scientist friend developed this ultimate AI van with like weapons. Like it’s something outta James Bond. Takes it out on the weekend [01:49:00] for a weekend of hijinks. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I, I did see on Wikipedia, it’s noted Van Nuys Boulevard is considered the most technically correct van film. So if you’re looking for the vehicles and the technical correctness,

Crew Chief Brad: like I look for accuracy when I watch movies like this.

I’m a stickler for the facts.

Steve & Izzy: I knew you guys would, uh, find that very important fact. Nice. Well, speaking of dirty things, we basically went through most of the fun facts I had except $9 million budget, $15.5 million worldwide growth. It’s a hits. And, uh, any guesses what the critics thought on Rotten Tomatoes?

What percentage of ’em thought it was a good movie?

Crew Chief Eric: Is this with 2022 inflation, or are we talking about 1970s?

Steve & Izzy: I’m guessing since 2000, if it’s rot tomatoes, I don’t know what’s, what’s the number? It’s 56% with the critics. So just under fresh officially. Audience score though. 43%. That’s not bad. This movie was a lot [01:50:00] better than I thought it was gonna be.

I’m not gonna lie, any pots is fucking adorable. I mean, it’s genuinely funny. There’s some genuinely driving. Good driving. Done driving. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: So I got a question. Since we love any pots in this movie, mark Hamill, whatever, right? I think he brought the fame and notoriety. Obviously he was riding that Star Wars high there or, or the cocaine high.

We’re not really sure which, but who would we replace Mark Hamill with if we were to recast the film? Here’s before really. No, no, no, no,

Steve & Izzy: no. Come on. No, here’s the thing. I don’t think Mark Hamill does a bad job at being. Dope. Sort of dumb teenager.

Crew Chief Eric: There’s nobody else though from that era that you could replace him with.

Steve & Izzy: Yeah, I don’t know. Kurt Russell, Matthew McConaughey, all rat. I’ll rat out. Wait, is it Matthew McConaughey like six at this time? Yeah, I was gonna say, right? I, I have, get my, my, why did you come in bed with me? I dunno. But see, but see he was 27 years old playing a 16, 17-year-old. So I would say

Mountain Man Dan: 18 since he graduated.

That’s right. I [01:51:00] graduated 17. Are we

Steve & Izzy: gonna be mad about the ages? And if we are then are we gonna talk about like 9 0 2 1 oh, we’re only any Well, no, no, what I’m saying, I don’t have a problem with that. I’m saying he looked a lot younger than 27. So who in that time. Frame. I don’t think Kurt Russell probably looked 18.

Yeah, I guess he was. He was 27. Yeah. I guess the thing was like two years later, so yeah. Good point. Yeah. God, seventies, teenager. Ooh, leaf Garrett. No. I dunno. Like, I’m trying to think. Teenagers I know in the seventies, Jody Foster, same joke, dirty Foster and Annie Pot. I’d watch it. You know what, that’s the Vanessa sequel.

Yeah. Jackie or

Crew Chief Brad: Haley.

Crew Chief Eric: I, my, I was thinking Tom Selleck for a minute, but then I’m like, oh, it’s just another episode of Magnum pi. So no. Oh yeah.

Steve & Izzy: No, because this character was too dumb. Right? There was multiple instances where he showed he was not the brightest crayon in the sharpest tool. In the box,

Crew Chief Eric: we cast

Steve & Izzy: [01:52:00] Peter

Crew Chief Eric: Faulk walking around with his Columbo trench

Steve & Izzy: gun.

Oh, Peter Faulks definitely the shop teacher. Oh yeah. Hundred percent. A hundred percent. Oh guys, I got it. Kevin Bacon, that fresh off like animal house. Oh yeah. Okay. That ago. You’re welcome. Except for, here’s the problem, like any pots looks like an actual child. Thanks to him.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, yeah. Don’t make it, don’t make it weird, Izzy.

Don’t make it weird. Okay. I’m just

Steve & Izzy: saying this adds to the budget because we have to like, to shoot in perspective and, and playing Kevin Bacon’s mom. Kira Sedwick

Crew Chief Eric: got, now if we, if we did this movie today, I would put Emma Stone, like in Cruella in the place of Andy Potts if we were gonna recast this guy. You just wanna

Steve & Izzy: see her as a hooker. I understand. Well, you know, hey,

Crew Chief Eric: whatever. It’s all good.

Steve & Izzy: I mean, sure she’s like in her late thirties, but. I get it. We just do the Stranger Things thing.

It’s, uh, 11 and, uh, Finn [01:53:00] Wolfhard or whatever are the two people. Yeah. Billy, Bobby Brown and Finn Wolfhard. You guys 18 yet? That’s awesome. But yeah, that’s a, that’s all we got guys. Uh, I don’t know any, any important lessons we learned from this movie since that’s our, our podcast. Anything you learned from movie?

Crew Chief Eric: I think I learned that I can probably keep up on foot with a C3 Corvette. So, uh, you know, we’re gonna test this theory out.

Mountain Man Dan: So here’s, here’s a little one for cars in the movie. ’cause I’m digging through, looking at some stuff. Eric, there was a 73 Schutz Black Hawk in it. No, really? Yeah, it’s there on the strip during one of the scenes.

It’s white.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, nice. By the way, this is one of the funkiest seventies cars ever. Like celebrities like Elvis had one and whatever. Dan wrote a whole article about it. We’ll share it with, with our audience. We’ll actually bring it back out from the grave. Do a little throwback, throwback Thursday.

Mountain Man Dan: It’s a G body that had, if I recall correctly, Italian influence on the designing of it, but it was basically Monte Carlo chassis and it had the exhaust coming out, you know, running down the side of it.

Ooh. So [01:54:00] Oh yeah.

Steve & Izzy: Oh shit. That looks like, um, that looks like the car. Yeah, the car. Yeah. A little modified stuff. It’s it’ss, A pimp

Crew Chief Eric: mobile. Yeah. A little bit of Cruella Deville in there as well, but

Steve & Izzy: yeah, it’s, oh yeah. Yeah, I can see it. It’s like the European cousin of the car. Yeah. The way it looks like style.

Yeah. The stylish English version. Yeah. Yeah. Have you folks seen the car? No, what is that? Oh, it’s a, it’s a killer car movie. It’s like, uh, people in the middle of the desert being chased by a sentient car or chasing them down. Yeah, I think it’s from like 77, 78, 77. I

Crew Chief Eric: feel like maybe that’s a great, uh, segue.

They did a of it too. Didn’t James Roland’s in it? Yeah. Yeah. Two

Steve & Izzy: bicyclists are run down by a strange black car in the desert near a small town in Utah. This is just the first in a series of hit and run murders. Sheriff Wade pe James Brolin is called to investigate, and his Deputy Everett John Marley is killed by the black sedan.

That’s right. That’s the movie with the, the music from The Shining. The Yes.

Yeah. They built this cool big [01:55:00] custom car for it. The car is like often referred to as the brother of Christine. Oh, okay. I’ve seen that movie. Yeah.

Mountain Man Dan: Okay. I’m looking up pictures of it right now. Definitely. It’s like a

Steve & Izzy: modified Lincoln Continental or something.

Mountain Man Dan: Definitely a menacing looking, uh, front end on it.

Steve & Izzy: Right? It’s a fun, bad, cheesy horror movie. Have a couple of drinks and have some fun watching it.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, Stephen Izzy, it’s a pleasure to get together with you guys as always, and it sounds like we might have some other films that maybe we can get together and review in the future. So it’s always good, you know, to get the petrol heads together with the movie Buff.

So I appreciate you guys inviting us back and, and doing this. It was, it was absolutely a lot of fun. So, for your listeners, for the folks that are listening to this, we are available on all your. Favorite pod catchers to use Steve’s term under break Fix. Or you can also search Grand Touring and you can find us on the web@gtmotorsports.org or on social media at Grand Touring Motorsports.

That’s GRAN with no d touring motorsports.

Steve & Izzy: So yeah, thanks for having [01:56:00] us guys. Yeah. Yeah, it’s been fantastic. And, uh, we bring you in social media at all. I am. You can find me everywhere at untidy Venus. That’s a goddess who’s bat at housekeeping. I’m an artist. I sell my arts and goods and wares over@untidyvenus.etsy.com.

You can see works in progress. Pictures of my pets shots from our mountain over on my in. Instagram and on my Facebook and occasionally on my Twitter at Untidy Venus. I also have a Patreon where I’m putting together some little like really easy how-to videos to get started on your own basic arts. I have a sticker of the Month club, all kinds of fun stuff at Untidy Venus on Patreon.

How about you Steve? Where can we find you? Excuse me. As Eric said, you can find us on all your favorite pod catchers under everything I learned from movies or you can hit us up on Twitter, Facebook, or Patreon at EILF movies. That’s everything I learned from movies. Movies, but not Instagram. ’cause fuck those guys.

No, somebody hacked in my account. They’re not helping us get it back. So apparently a Utah ID is not a valid ID in the eyes of Instagram. So they don’t dunno who owns it. So be [01:57:00] careful in that Metaverse people. Yeah. So go ahead and block and report that account ’cause they’ll just ask you for $120. Yeah, hit us up on Twitter.

’cause that’s the one I really check ’cause that’s the one that works at EILF movies. See, I guess until next time, I’m Steve and I’m busy and we’re break fix. Yeah. Yeah. And this is everything I learned from movie. No, wait, it’s not. It’s everything I learned from breakfast. Breakfast,

Crew Chief Eric: throwing it in.

Steve & Izzy: It’s

Crew Chief Eric: our new

Steve & Izzy: jingle.

Yeah, we gotta do the autotune. Everything I learned from break, fix. Nice. Break, break, fix. It’s break. Break, fix

Crew Chief Brad: bridge.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Special Guests: Steve and Izzy return for our 100th Episode!
  • 00:50 Recap of Previous Episode and New Format
  • 01:58 Movie of the Night: Corvette Summer
  • 02:19 Synopsis and Initial Reactions; High School Memories and Shop Class
  • 03:41 Beverage Break and Movie Trivia
  • 05:01 Mark Hamill’s Career; Character Analysis and Movie Trivia
  • 11:47 The Junkyard Scene and Car Enthusiasm
  • 25:49 Theft of the Corvette and Consequences
  • 32:43 Hitchhiking to Vegas and Meeting Vanessa
  • 36:08 Van Life and Annie Potts’ One-Liners
  • 38:35 Nostalgia for Modified Vans; Van Movies and Pop Culture
  • 40:19 Vegas Bound: Awkward Encounters and Humorous Dialogues
  • 41:46 Casino Misadventures; Prostitution and Life Lessons
  • 43:11 Chasing the Corvette
  • 53:07 The Neon Sign Museum
  • 01:08:09 Sunny D Screwdrivers and Emotional Moments
  • 01:13:31 Car Wash and Corvette Transformation
  • 01:17:28 High-Speed Stunts and Filmmaking Magic
  • 01:17:50 Garage Confrontation and Escape; Oil Drum Disguise and Chase
  • 01:20:38 Pressure Washer Interrogation
  • 01:21:30 Police Report and Teacher Encounter; Chop Shop Revelation
  • 01:25:24 Kenny’s Transformation
  • 01:34:35 Final Showdown and Escape
  • 01:44:17 Return to High School
  • 01:55:20 Podcast Wrap-Up and Reflections

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Kenny and Vanessa’s relationship (below) is a masterclass in cringe. From a lingering kiss with his mom to a pressure-washer argument in the desert, their chemistry is… questionable. Potts shines, but Hamill’s sweaty, twitchy performance raises eyebrows. “Kiss me like your mother” becomes a running gag, and glitter is declared “the herpes of the crafting world.”

The film’s car scenes are surprisingly solid. The chase sequences, stunt work, and driving transitions are praised for their realism. The Corvette itself is divisive – some call it “hot trash,” others liken it to Hot Rod from Transformers (below). The villain drives a black Firebird, and the final chase ends with a gunshot that somehow explodes the car. Hollywood physics at its finest.

Brian James plays the chop shop henchman, and Eugene Roche appears as the sketchy shop teacher. The crew dives into IMDb rabbit holes, discovering Kim Milford’s bizarre headshot from Laserblast and reminiscing about other van-centric films like Supervan, Van Nuys Boulevard, and CB Hustlers. “Van Nuys Boulevard is the most technically accurate van film,” Izzy notes.

OMG! It’s a Datsun… LOL

With a $9 million budget and $15.5 million gross, Corvette Summer was a modest hit. Rotten Tomatoes gives it 56% from critics and 43% from audiences. The crew debates recasting Hamill with Kurt Russell, Kevin Bacon, or even Peter Falk. “Falk’s definitely the shop teacher,” they agree.

So what did we learn?

  • You can outrun a C3 Corvette on foot.
  • Pressure washers hurt.
  • Glitter never dies.
  • And yes, Annie Potts is too good for Mark Hamill.

Would they recommend the movie? Surprisingly, yes. It’s campy, chaotic, and oddly charming. “We laughed. We had a good time,” they conclude.

Probably one the most comical chase scenes we’ve seen in a while. This attempted car jacking by Kenny (Mark Hamill) of the freshly repainted ‘vette is rather hilarious.

Until next time, keep your Stingrays out of the chop shop, your vans fully stocked, and your glitter safely contained.


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Executive Producer Tania: [00:00:00] The Drive Thru is GTM’s monthly news episode and is sponsored in part by organizations like HPTEjunkie. com, Hooked on Driving, AmericanMuscle. com, CollectorCarGuide. net, Project Motoring, Garage Style Magazine, and many others. If you are interested in becoming a sponsor of the Drive Thru, look no further than www.

gtmotorsports. org. Click about and then advertising. Thank you again to everyone that supports Grand Touring Motorsports, our podcast, Brake Fix, and all the other services we provide. Welcome to drive thru episode number 18. This is our monthly recap where we’ve put together a menu of automotive, motorsport, and random car adjacent news.

Now let’s pull up to the window number one for some automotive news.

Crew Chief Eric: And tonight we’re going to party like it’s 99.

Executive Producer Tania: 1999? You’re only a couple decades late.

Crew Chief Eric: No, no! Our 99th Break Fix episode. Can you believe it? And guess [00:01:00] what folks? Rejoining us tonight is the one, the only, our resident Viking. The return of the Brad.

What’s up, Brad?

Crew Chief Brad: What’s going on, everybody? I’m glad to be back. I see that our listenership has grown so much during the time that I was gone. I thought maybe I should just stay away.

Crew Chief Eric: Is that how it goes? Is that how

Crew Chief Brad: it works? You guys did so well when I was gone that I thought maybe I just won’t come back.

Crew Chief Eric: You know, speaking of things that might not be coming back, that’s actually our showcase this month. In honor of the winter recap, I think we need to talk about cars that are headed to the graveyard for 2022.

Crew Chief Brad: If we’re going to talk about cars that are headed to the graveyard, can we also talk about cars that should be headed to the graveyard?

Crew Chief Eric: Absolutely. So what’s on this wonderful listicle that we’ve been provided by MarketWatch?

Crew Chief Brad: Well, this one’s sad to me. The Toyota Land Cruiser. Is the first one listed here because I’m always so prepared for these drive throughs as our listeners know. [00:02:00] I don’t know if this is just in the U. S. or if this is across the board.

Now the Land Cruiser in the U. S. was a bit of a hard pill to swallow because it was 90 grand. I don’t know who was paying 90 grand for a Toyota that didn’t have an L badge on it. Yeah, so the Land Cruiser is going away.

Crew Chief Eric: I am not sad to see the next vehicle on this list going away. That is the Land Cruiser.

Probably worst looking car that we’ve seen the last 20 years, which is the BMW i3.

Executive Producer Tania: No, I don’t wouldn’t say it’s the worst looking car. And you know, it has normal sized grills for BMW. So already it looks better than the new BMWs.

Crew Chief Brad: These are little grills compared to BMW. I

Executive Producer Tania: mean, if they put the new grills on this thing, it would just be grill in the front

Crew Chief Eric: ones from the 7th year.

I

Crew Chief Brad: grill

Crew Chief Eric: the grill. I think Apple patented that terminology, the eye grill, plug it in your iPhone. But, you know, on this list to no one’s surprises. All of the Volvo station [00:03:00] wagons. I mean, very handsome vehicles, but they just didn’t sell.

Crew Chief Brad: They’re beautiful. The V90, I thought when it first came out was a gorgeous wagon.

The problem was you couldn’t get a V90 unless you special ordered it. You could get cross countries or cross tour, whatever they called it. You could get those on the dealer lots, but the V90 had to be a special order.

Executive Producer Tania: That one’s not going away apparently. So not

Crew Chief Eric: all Volvo wagons are leaving. We test drove the smaller one, I think it was the V60 when that one came out.

And it was cool. The price tag was hefty. I think the only problem, because we had some very specific shopping criteria, was the cargo space was pretty small and the roof line was pretty low slung. So it made it kind of cramped compared to other vehicles we were looking at. It’s not a surprise. We’ve talked about this on our, what should I buy a station wagons episode where it’s diminishing returns in terms of manufacturers making station wagons.

Right. And as we know, everybody’s in love with SUVs, but they’re just giant hatchbacks. I guess say lovey. Right. And along with [00:04:00] that hatchbacks that are going away or CUVs, I guess you want to call it the short lived CX three by Mazda to no one’s surprise,

Executive Producer Tania: but it’s being replaced by the CX three zero.

What exactly is the difference?

Crew Chief Eric: I thought that was their weird rotary hybrid thing that we had talked about a few months back.

Executive Producer Tania: The CX 30 is not hybrid. They run on

Crew Chief Brad: gasoline. Does that have that holy grail motor that they came out with? I don’t know. It’s listed

Executive Producer Tania: as a Skyactiv G 2. 5 turbo engine, 250 horsepower, 324 pounds of torque, 93 octane fuel.

Crew Chief Eric: But I thought we reported on them using that same chassis and body to put in a rotary hybrid. They were working on some experimental. Something rather, but it’s never come to fruition.

Crew Chief Brad: Sorry, Tom. They’re not bringing back another rotary anytime soon.

Executive Producer Tania: Yes, but this is a car you can buy today and it’s replaced the Mazda CX3 and they look the same.

Crew Chief Brad: This is the Mazda CX3 is replaced by the Mazda CX3

Executive Producer Tania: Zero. It must be like zero

Crew Chief Brad: people will buy [00:05:00] it.

Executive Producer Tania: It must be like two inches bigger. I don’t know.

Crew Chief Eric: On that list also includes. Mazda six. I haven’t seen one of those in a while. There’s other cars like the pole star by Volvo, which was a cool, I didn’t know that it was going to be a real car.

I thought it was a concept. I think it’s neat, but you know, the days of the two door coupe are pretty much dead. And on this list are two cars that are also quite similar. So One we talked about, I think almost a year ago, and it’s not the Honda Civic, it’s the Volkswagen Golf. Obviously the two of our golfs are already gone.

Volkswagen is leaving behind the GTI and the Golf R. And along with that Hyundai is following suit by leaving behind the Veloster N and killing off the rest of the Veloster line and models and packages that were available. So that rounds out like the top 10 cars that are dead for 2022. All of these are ICE cars, right?

There aren’t any hybrids leaving this list. But. The future is electric as we know. So there is, there is the

Executive Producer Tania: Honda

Crew Chief Eric: Clarity is leaving. Oh yeah. Sorry. I forgot about that. Just like [00:06:00] I forgot about, you’ve got a blind

Crew Chief Brad: spot for Honda’s period. You just read Honda and it’s just one, one, one, one, one, one, one. You didn’t bother reading the rest.

Crew Chief Eric: I feel, I apologize to the three and a half people that bought Honda Clarity’s. I didn’t even know they existed. I thought they were like, it’s,

Crew Chief Brad: Honda does this weird thing where they come out with these really innovative forward looking vehicles and they release them in Calabasas or like one small section of the country.

This is a California only car, a fuel cell. I think they had some propane cars. They had some hydrogen cars. Everything is. California only. So I’m not sad to see it go. Cause I wasn’t around to see it here.

Crew Chief Eric: I feel like it was a soft launch and there wasn’t any big hubbub about it. Or maybe there wasn’t, we missed it.

It’s just something that’s not on the radar. It’s not the most attractive car in the world. I mean, from certain angles, you’re like, yeah, it kind of looks like the new. Integra, like you said, I’m not gonna be sad to see it go.

Crew Chief Brad: You know, to me it looks like a maxima.

Crew Chief Eric: Okay, let’s say that’s the only EV on the list.

There’s [00:07:00] five other EVs or more that are gonna replace it, and those are also on a listicle provided by car and driver. So what’s on our list here of new and expected EVs?

Crew Chief Brad: The Audi A six E-Tron,

Crew Chief Eric: yet another e-tron.

Crew Chief Brad: The Audi Q4. Yeah.

Executive Producer Tania: I saw an Audi A3 e tron the other day, and I was almost thinking the guys just stuck a badge on the side of it.

Crew Chief Eric: That was the first e tron outside of like the race cars and stuff. It was like the e golf and it was yet again, like the clarity, a car that. They didn’t really advertise. I actually rode in an A3 e tron. A friend of mine owns one in California and I was actually pretty impressed with it. Bragging about all the numbers and all this kind of stuff, but it’s one of those deals where it was kind of like a zombie car.

And we’ll talk about those in a moment where they couldn’t sell. They were sitting on lots forever, but the markup was so high that nobody was going to buy them. I mean, if you’re into it for the California credits, you know, absolutely go for it.

Executive Producer Tania: The non surprises [00:08:00] are on this list are yes, All the trons, all the, the numbers are coming.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, the, the next one’s the BMWI four e-tron

Executive Producer Tania: and the, and the, and all the I, all the numbers of the I, the BMW, even though the I threes going away, the

Crew Chief Eric: I four, the I seven, the ix, we get it. The, the

Crew Chief Brad: Germans know their vowels. We get it. The E’s and the i’s, they’re all coming.

Crew Chief Eric: I owe you and sometimes why ? I think Y goes to this Bollinger B one and B two.

Which I believe we talked

Executive Producer Tania: about a while ago, maybe. Very utilitarian, very geometric. I mean, how do you make an old Land

Crew Chief Eric: Rover uglier?

Executive Producer Tania: Uh, it’s, it’s very simplistic. Two and a half people might buy this. I mean, it’s also starts at 125, 000. Oh, that hurts. It’s going to be a niche market nonetheless, but you have your choice of the B1 or the B2, the B2 being the pickup truck.

Crew Chief Eric: Are they both greenhouses? Like, are you guys seeing this roof? Oh yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: It looks to me like they took [00:09:00] an old British phone booth and put wheels on it and then they called it a rain roof. Turned it on its side. I feel like they missed an opportunity to call it TARDIS 1 and TARDIS 2.

Crew Chief Eric: Pretty much. And then we have like three or four entries from GM that all look the same.

Well, do you think the Buick Electra looks the same as what? I mean, it’s got that same snout as the Lyric and the Celestique, however you pronounce that, and the Trailblazer and the Blazer and the Equinox, they all kind of just look the same, especially the Equinox and that Buick, they got almost the same beak on them.

Executive Producer Tania: I would not say that at all, but they are reminiscent of each other, but this Buick is very angular in the

Crew Chief Brad: front. Yes, it is. It looks more like a Mazda CX 3 that’s leaving.

Executive Producer Tania: If you had just shown this where there’s no badging on this car, cover the wheels, I wouldn’t have known it was a GM product. I would have guessed it was Japanese.

Crew Chief Eric: I don’t like those doors. I think that is totally useless.

Executive Producer Tania: They’re like double sided scissor doors, [00:10:00] meaning the back and the front both, both scissor for all your passengers. I doubt the

Crew Chief Brad: production model would ever come like that.

Executive Producer Tania: Probably not, even though that’s space savings and parking lots and things like that, that’s never actually ever come to fruition on anything but a hypercar, so.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, I don’t see it passing NHSTA standards or something. Some law. Without a B

Crew Chief Eric: Tiller, no way.

Crew Chief Brad: But I do have to say, we’ve talked about the GM products, boring. I found my next vehicle right here under the GM products. It’s the canoe.

Crew Chief Eric: All right. All right. Okay.

Crew Chief Brad: That cab over pickup truck looks really, really legit to me.

I think that’s really

Crew Chief Eric: slick in a sort of Jurassic park was the future 25 years ago sort of way. Like I think these look really cool.

Executive Producer Tania: These are the futuristic renditions of what we think in the year 2050, which is like around the corner, everything was going to be Jetsons. Like these are the vehicles that would have been

Crew Chief Eric: [00:11:00] driving.

The van version of the canoe definitely looks like a Renault is fast. I mean, that’s,

Crew Chief Brad: that’s Brett’s next tow vehicle. What are you talking about?

Crew Chief Eric: That’s the equivalent of the church fan for the

Crew Chief Brad: Korean writing on the side.

Executive Producer Tania: There are some bands right now that are very similar and I don’t think they’re made by canoe or canoe or however it’s pronounced that are running around doing autonomous testing, delivery vehicles and things like that, particularly in California right now.

So, you know, who knows what the future of this is. Those wacky Californians. Since you’re a Chrysler fan.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, this airflow looks really nice. Like it’s reminiscent of the 200 a little bit. I like the back too, except for the C pillar, or actually I guess it would be the D pillar is kind of oddly cut, but I understand, you know, that’s the way now with these weird angular rear windows and stuff.

But the back of it is reminiscent of an e tron of all things, but I like the way it looks. It’s, it’s, it’s, It’s very Italian. It’s not very Chrysler, but you know, like we speculated in months past, [00:12:00] Chrysler may be the rebirth of these EVs because the brand doesn’t really have anything right now when you compare it to Ram and Dodge and the other offerings that are under the same umbrella.

I think this is a good opportunity for them to capitalize on the EV space.

Crew Chief Brad: I want to know why there’s no Chrysler EV PT cruiser.

Crew Chief Eric: I have no answer for that. And my mind immediately says Mach E when I hear that combination, just like, no, it’s not happening.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, this list goes on basically in alphabetical order, manufacturers, A through Z, essentially, you know, some of these aren’t anything new because they’re, they’re. We’re already known to be expected this year, so hopefully they should be coming out this year, barring hashtag chips, others are 23, 24, 25 and things we’ve hit on already before some of the offerings from like Hyundai and Mercedes as well.

Crew Chief Eric: You’re right. I think there’s a couple surprises on [00:13:00] here. I would say like the Fisker SUV. Made me give it the hairy eyebrow because I’m like, Fisker is not known for building a CUV SUV. So I’m like, I don’t know, stick to building Aston Martin competitor. Cause that’s what Fisker is kind of known for is the sporty coupes and those convertibles.

But really going into the SUV market, I’m almost like to stop.

Executive Producer Tania: What about the Lagonda?

Crew Chief Eric: It confuses me. Cause is that an Aston Martin or is that just its own thing?

Crew Chief Brad: Aston Martin spun off the name.

Crew Chief Eric: As their electric luxury brand. Again, there’s some stuff that’s undercover here. There’s some entries by Volvo, the new Porsches.

To your point, Tanya, things that we’ve talked about, I will say one of the coolest things on here is probably this Rivian again, we’re pretty excited about that and we’re going to talk a little bit more about the Sony Vision S. show. And the thing I think that did surprise me because it was going to be my hot take this month.

You know, where is Subaru in the next five years? They are finally coming to the table with an EV expected this year known as the Solterra. I can’t say I’m a fan. of [00:14:00] the body cladding, but I’m glad to see that, you know, super is doing something cause I was afraid that they were going to be the way of the dodo bird here in the next couple of years because they just, there was no talk around Subaru producing anything in the EV space

Executive Producer Tania: to just piggyback off that for a hot second.

Apparently A couple of days ago at the Tokyo auto salon, they unveiled a 1, 073 horsepower STI ERA electric track car that is supposed to spank all records of electric race cars on the Nürburgring or some crazy thing like that. So they might not have. Held their cards out yet, what they were doing, but clearly they’ve been doing something in the background.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, I am wholly certain that even though it’s electric, it will find a way to spin a rod bearing. So, you know, it’s just tradition within the halls of Subaru, but you know, Hey, whatever, we’ll, we’ll see how it turns out. Now I will say this as you go through the list. I didn’t realize that the Subaru entry and they have done cross work with other manufacturers before the Toyota BZ4X [00:15:00] and the Subaru Solterra look a lot alike and the dead giveaway is that front clip.

Crew Chief Brad: It actually says the Solterra will be based on the same platform as the Toyota BZ4X electric. Well,

Crew Chief Eric: see, there we go. Good job, Brad. Welcome back

Crew Chief Brad: because I had the exact same thought and I went back and I was like looking at it and then I saw, oh yeah, Toyota before. Yes. So it’s,

Crew Chief Eric: it’s basically a wrap for which they already have a hybrid wrap for now.

So, all right, whatever,

Crew Chief Brad: which by the way, Toyota, I saw a commercial earlier today for a Toyota Corolla cross. Basically a RAV4 rebadges a Corolla Cross. I don’t know if they’re keeping the RAV4 name, but there is a Corolla SUV coming to the market that nobody wanted.

Executive Producer Tania: Why just, yeah, you have your RAV4. Make it a wrap three.

I don’t know.

Crew Chief Eric: I think my biggest question about everything on this list, I mean, and this spans the gamut, right? From the Tesla cyber truck to, you know, [00:16:00] the Chevy trailblazer to everything in between. How many of these are going to be sub 40 K for the everyday user? For the, you know, the driver that’s just starting out or maybe even the, you know, now newly minted professional college graduate who’s looking for their first, you know, kind of adult car that isn’t a hand me down from their grandparents or their parents.

Where is that sub, I guess now by 2022 standards of inflation, 40, 000 car. I just, I don’t see it yet. You know what I mean? A lot of people have complained about that because it’s just, everything’s way too expensive.

Crew Chief Brad: So what they’re doing is instead of a sub $40,000 car, they’ve got longer loan terms.

Seven to 10 year loan terms are gonna take over for the more expensive vehicles. .

Crew Chief Eric: I’m gonna leave that where it is to tease up Brad’s favorite section, lost and Found. We’ve got some zombie cars that are still for sale of dealer lots.

Crew Chief Brad: Before I go further into these zombie cars, they should probably just start dismantling them because [00:17:00] nobody wants them in the first place and start using the chips hashtag chips in the newer cars.

Can they do that? Can they retrofit the chips?

Crew Chief Eric: You know, I would think that they double dip

Crew Chief Brad: their chip,

Crew Chief Eric: never double dip your chip. I often wonder if they could recycle some of the cars from the last five years and reuse some of the chips that are there. Like everything else have to have the snap dragon 12 core because the eight core isn’t fast enough and the automotive world.

None of the gear that we really use in the cars I feel is that sophisticated and there’s probably chips that can be reused from even 10 or 15 years ago to get some of this stuff done.

Crew Chief Brad: Zombie cars, cars that are discontinued, but still brand new onto your lots.

Crew Chief Eric: What do we got Brad?

Crew Chief Brad: We’ve got a BMW 6 series.

They sold 55 BMW six series. And when did they stop making that car? 2019 there’s another BMW on this list. The BMW I eight, when did they stop making that? I don’t know. I don’t even know that it was sold. Whatever. Yeah. Right.

Crew Chief Eric: Only person I know that has one is James Clay. And he admitted that when he was on the BMW episode.

Crew Chief Brad: [00:18:00] No, this is so, you know, two people that had one because, uh, What’s his face from HOD had one.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh, yeah, yeah, you’re right. The total sales number here, they discontinued the car, and then how many they’ve sold, brand new, since discontinuing. Is there a number here that’s like, maybe they shouldn’t have discontinued it?

Because my least favorite car, the Impala, is on this list. I

Crew Chief Brad: was, I was like,

Executive Producer Tania: Apparently still sold 750 of them last year. That was 750 last year. According to that is a very small number in the grand scheme of car sold

Crew Chief Eric: for the year. That’s 750 more than you expected to be sold.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. Is this because these car manufacturers are saving these turds from the wrecker because they can’t put newer models on the lots, so dealers are going around and finding these other cars that they can sell as new.

I’m

Crew Chief Eric: also wondering, what’s the threshold on the demo cars? Don’t they have to exceed a certain mileage before they’re considered used, but they can still [00:19:00] be new, even if they have like 300 miles on them or something. I don’t

Crew Chief Brad: think the mileage has anything to do with it. I think if it’s titled in anything other than the dealership, then it’s considered a used car.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, so then there you go. So I’m wondering if maybe some of these Impalas were demo cars on the lot that were just never sold. So 750 dealerships in the U S that still had one Impala doesn’t seem too impossible in the grand scheme of things. There were

Executive Producer Tania: 750 people that wanted that car.

Crew Chief Brad: I’m going the other way.

It was one dealership that had 750 Impalas. They doubled down on the Impalas. They shorted the Impala market.

Crew Chief Eric: The Chrysler ones are no surprise, right? The, the 200, the Town and Country, the Dart. Again, those are all feel like loaner cars that just never sold. And the numbers are so small, 15, four and 10. I mean, shoot.

I think there were. 10 of them at the local dealership here, you know?

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, the Dodge Viper sold four total sales. Two of them went to Andrew Bank. [00:20:00]

Crew Chief Eric: We’ll talk about more on that in a couple weeks.

Executive Producer Tania: So the award on this list for the oldest new car goes to the Toyota FJ Cruiser. I

Crew Chief Eric: know,

Executive Producer Tania: right? Apparently some dealership kept one on the lot since 2014.

It finally sold it last year.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, there’s some other interesting surprises on here. The Patriot. I’m, I’m shocked. There’s still some around that are new, but I think the 370 Z out of all these cars got my attention. I mean, the Viper, we joke about it every month. And then I’d say right behind the 370Z was that there were 51 total sales of the Fiat 500 last year and they stopped producing that car like a couple years ago as well.

And it’s like, really, I guess the Fiat 500 maybe isn’t a stretch because it wasn’t that popular unless you lived there. Buy yourself with three cats and didn’t drive anywhere.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, I was going to say the Vipers, the only one on this list that actually makes sense to me because it’s such a low volume vehicle, it’s such a niche market that of course, there’s going to be some that are hanging around.[00:21:00]

Crew Chief Eric: I learned a super fun fact about the Viper, which we’ll talk about more in the coming weeks. They only produced roughly 32, 000 Vipers in the entire run. Of the Viper line from generation one to generation five, that is less than the total number of Corvettes that are produced in a single year. To wrap all that up, if you are not interested in an EV, not sad that any of these cars are going away and you’re not interested in buying a zombie car, Jalopnik put together an article, the top used cars that you should buy in this used car craze that’s going on.

And they just happened to be,

Crew Chief Brad: let’s see, we’ve got the PT Cruiser,

Crew Chief Eric: the economical family hauler, one

Crew Chief Brad: of my personal Favorites, the PT cruiser, we’ve got the lap of luxury car is the, uh, the PT cruiser, which is a little bit nicer. It’s got the chromed out wheels and the pristine metallic paint and the plastic bumper covers for the raucous hot hatch.

We’ve got a competitor to the H H R S S the [00:22:00] PT cruiser SRT four, which is basically a Dodge neon SRT for, Oh, excuse me, a Dodge SRT four is not a neon, even though it looks like a neon and talks like a neon and it’s a neon.

Executive Producer Tania: I didn’t even know there was a PT cruiser GT.

Crew Chief Brad: What? Oh, yes,

Executive Producer Tania: yes. It’s five

Crew Chief Eric: different models of the PT cruiser.

It’s amazing.

Crew Chief Brad: But if you’re looking for something low mileage and a collector piece, you can look at the PT cruiser.

Crew Chief Eric: And finally, if you want some of that summer vibes, drop top action, what should we get Brad?

Crew Chief Brad: Well, you can opt for the Nissan Murano cross cabriolet, but if you can’t find one of those, because they’re so desirable and hard to get, you can get yourself.

Crew Chief Eric: So I got to admit, you know, what’s cool about the PT cruiser convertible that I just noticed now, well that it’s, you know, like an SRT for neon. That isn’t a neon. It’s actually two door.

Crew Chief Brad: I was just about to say it’s two door.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s [00:23:00] still stupid, but you know, Hey, whatever. I mean, well,

Crew Chief Brad: it’s the PT cruiser convertible.

Turbo is only 4, 700.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s a value for money. All things considered, in

Crew Chief Brad: a car market where cars are selling for three or four times their actual value that you can get a PT cruiser convertible for 4, 700.

Crew Chief Eric: But look at those wheels. I mean, those are some sporty wheels. Talk about a hot take. The used car market is so crazy right now.

A friend of mine actually told me the other day, he was like, do you think it makes sense to purchase your leased vehicle and then go resell it yourself? Like on cars. com or autotrader or something like that? Brad, as a money guy, do you think that’s a viable option for somebody?

Crew Chief Brad: It depends on your car. I mean, if you leased a PT Cruiser , then no, you don’t wanna buy out your lease and resell it.

But if you lease like a ca, like a B, like a BMW four series or something, like a BMW three series, ’cause those are lease [00:24:00] cars all the time by the lower level executives and stuff like that, companies lease ’em out for their people to give company cars and then, yeah, it could be worth it. You’d obviously have to do the math on that, but it’s gotta be a car that.

I mean, check the prices of what cars are selling for and check what the least buyout is. And if one number is higher than the other, then yes, do it. If one number is lower than the other, then no, it’s not a good idea.

Crew Chief Eric: So you have to do a little bit of prospecting, right? You got to do your research. You can’t just say, Oh, I got this car and I’m going to buy it out and then I’m going to flip it.

It’s not like flipping houses, although some people equate it to that, but to your point, you got to do the legwork and look into it. One other thought did cross my mind, especially when you talk about all these EVs and, you know, I mentioned, where’s that sub 40, 000 vehicle for that entry level driver and not necessarily the teenage driver, but that newly minted professional got me thinking because I just recently watched the new show that just aired called American auto.

One of the episodes was about this 10, 000 car. And what hit me was that they [00:25:00] said. If you can’t afford a 10, 000 used car, why would you want to buy a low cost brand new car? Like what are you getting for 10 grand? And it kind of got me thinking, maybe next month we take a look at some really top value cars and In that 10 to 20 grand range and pick those out for lost and found.

What do you think, Brad?

Crew Chief Brad: I think that’s a great idea. I can tell you what I’m going to do right now. I’m going to come back with a whole slew of formerly a hundred thousand dollar luxury cars that you can get now for 9, 500 and it’s going to be a terrible idea and nobody should ever take my advice when I do that.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, because it cost you 100 grand to fix them, right? At the end of the day, 100,

Crew Chief Brad: 000 car. You may buy it for 9, 500, but it’s still 100, 000 car with 100, 000 car maintenance,

Crew Chief Eric: or maybe we spin it off into a, what should I buy episode looking for the best bang for the buck? How about that?

Crew Chief Brad: Actually, the best car to buy is a Volkswagen Phaeton.

You’ll thank me. Either a Phaeton or the V10 diesel Touareg. I hear those [00:26:00] cars are as reliable as a Swiss watch.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, that’s a great transition into Volkswagen and Audi news. So what’s hot or maybe I should say What’s now considered not so hot.

Crew Chief Brad: Apparently the new Lamborghini Countach is not so hot.

According to Marcello Gandini.

Crew Chief Eric: And who is this fabled Gandini? It’s probably the first time people are hearing his name. He’s the guy who designed the original one. What?

Executive Producer Tania: And he’s saying, nope, I do not approve.

Crew Chief Eric: I put

Executive Producer Tania: my name next to this one.

Crew Chief Eric: We have mixed feelings about the new Kuntosh. It’s either love it or hate it by a lot of people, but when the original designer of not just a Kuntosh, but the Diablo and the Miura comes back and says, uh, what does that say?

What does that mean?

Executive Producer Tania: Probably be an indication. That they shouldn’t have made the back side view look like something from Michael Bay’s Transformer movie. [00:27:00] I just

Crew Chief Eric: love the fact that, as it says in the article, the design icon makes an official statement distancing himself. From the limited production supercar like, wow, that is damn, I mean, that speaks volumes.

Crew Chief Brad: Personally, I’m a huge fan of the new Lamborghini Countach, although it could have been a Lamborghini, whatever the hell it didn’t have to be called the Countach, but I am sensing some sour grapes here that maybe Mr. Gandini hadn’t been consulted. On the new car and he’s throwing shade at Lamborghini or Volkswagen because they didn’t reach out to him for his input when they were doing this retro version.

Crew Chief Eric: That would be a very Italian thing to do. So, you know what, you might be right. So what else is going on in the Volkswagen out in Porsche world?

Executive Producer Tania: Apparently, there’s more

Crew Chief Eric: Pikes Peak record breaking. Uh, you know, that’s a bit of clickbait. So you want to know what that’s all [00:28:00] about? A gentleman drove to the top of Pikes Peak out in Colorado Springs and realized he only had 12 miles of battery range left in his Taycan.

Decided, well, we’re going to ride the brakes the whole way down or use the regen and see how far we can get. And actually, His test was pretty cool because it was twofold. And I think what was more impressive than anything else was that when they come down to about 11, 000 feet from the summit of Pikes Peak, there’s actually a mandatory break check and the cops, you know, won’t let you go and things like that.

They seem, you know, numbers as high as like 900 degrees coming from breaks and to take him because it’s using the region system instead of using the brakes. And it. Plus it has those big PCCB ceramic, you know, ridiculous Porsche racing brakes. Anyway, it was like 67 degrees on the rotor. It was like ambient air temperature.

And he said, by the time he was done with it, all reached the bottom. He had like region, something like 45 miles of range. And then he goes,

Executive Producer Tania: They went from having 12 miles of range left to get back to the top or wherever to when they got down to [00:29:00] the Colorado Springs, they had over a hundred miles. Yeah,

Crew Chief Eric: I was going to say it was in two phases the way he wrote.

He’s like, we had X amount when we reached the bottom of Pikes Peak and because it continues to go down into the city, then they regen even more and they had about a hundred miles of range left. So yeah, you’re absolutely right.

Executive Producer Tania: So, I mean, I think, you know, yeah, it’s a little bit misleading at first, what, which records were broken.

It was a record for the brake temperature, basically, and then maybe even the brake regeneration, since that’s obviously new and specific to electrical vehicles, but that’s pretty cool in terms of the capability of the brake regen.

Yeah.

Executive Producer Tania: Your everyday user is not going to see that because we don’t, we don’t commute from the top of Pike’s Peak

Crew Chief Eric: down.

Yeah, exactly. And the other thing too, is if those brakes are anything like the ones on the Cayman GT4, I’ve heard from owners that, you know, we’ll convert to steel rotors because, you know, for track use and stuff like that, because those PCCB rotors are almost 1, 500 a piece. I mean, can you imagine, I mean, I wouldn’t want to [00:30:00] wear out a set of those rotors coming down off of Pike’s Peak.

on a regular basis. That would be insane. You know, Pike’s Peak is famous for rally and little known fact, Porsche entered cars like the 911 SC, the 959 Group B, and then there was an alternative to that known as the 953 that they campaigned back in the 80s, and they’ve been hinting for years. And now they’re saying that in 2022, Porsche may release a limited production package known as the Safari 911.

I’m just thinking about why anybody cares, right? What’s the point of this? I don’t know. Because if you look into the specs, it’s a 911. That’s lifted. It loses a bunch of the features of the 911’s typical suspension. Nothing else has really changed the car. They did widen the hips a little bit to put bigger tires underneath of it, but it’s ascent and descent angles are garbage.

You would never use this off road. So the folks that are buying it or driving where with it again,

Crew Chief Brad: they’re driving to their temperature controlled storage unit [00:31:00] to flip the car in about 10 years.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, I just feel like Dr. Ferdman Porsche is like rolling over in his grave hearing about this. I’m like, good God, this is terrible.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, this, this is purely a collector car. Nobody’s actually going to buy this to drive.

Crew Chief Eric: And

Crew Chief Brad: it looks awful.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, it just looks like a 911. It looks like a lifted 911. Yeah, it looks terrible. Not a fan. But there’s some news coming out of Bugatti. You know, Volkswagen’s crown jewel as they present themselves is now being run by a 33 year old.

But not just. any 33 year old. It’s the head of RIMAC. And I actually learned something really important about this article because there wasn’t any content in it that was of any value other than learning how to properly pronounce his first and last name. When you read it in English, it reads mate RIMAC.

Like we’re pretty used to pronouncing RIMAC, but apparently the formerly Yugoslavian born now You know, Bosnia, Herzegovina, Croatia, you know, it’s like change names like 10 times it’s pronounced [00:32:00] Matti and the last name is remats remats. I mean, it’s not remosh and all these other rimac and all these variants we’re talking about, but you know what, I’m just going to continue saying remac because it’s easier and I’ll fumble over it a lot less often, but one other piece of.

Golden nugget inside that article that I pulled was a quote where he talked about how he got started. And I thought he was quite ballsy walking up to Koenigsegg and saying, Hey, I want to design a TV. What do I need to do? Like, damn, dude, that’s pretty cool. So he’s seen as this like prodigy, right? He’s seen as Kind of like Ferdinand Porsche reborn type of deal.

And so this marriage, you know, between Rimac and Bugatti, and obviously with VAG behind the scenes with, you know, 45 percent of the controlling stock is, is awesome for them putting a lot of money into the companies. And there’s two companies, there’s Rimac automotive and there’s the Rimac technology branch and all this kind of thing.

But one thing I thought was interesting personality wise, he tends to run very hot and cold on a lot of things. And he’s very upfront about the things that he talks about, [00:33:00] but. I like that he realized kind of up front and it took a stab at companies that we’ve talked about on previous months of the show, where he says that he quickly realized putting electric motors into old cars wasn’t a viable business plan long term.

So he decided instead that he would engineer his own high performance electric cars. From the word go. And I’m like, we’ve talked about this a bunch of times, you know, taking an old Aston Martin, like DP six and retrofitting an EV, you’re doing a disservice to the collector car market. You know, some people would call them an abomination or whatever, but I just, yeah, I agree with him.

I don’t think it’s a viable business solution long term.

Crew Chief Brad: Good for him. I’m glad. I like to see this. I think it’s cool.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. I’m excited to see where Bugatti goes. And one of his other quotes was Bugatti has been around for 112 years and he’s here to usher Bugatti for the next 112 years. I mean, that would make him a total of 145 years old if he makes it that far, but Hey, you know, you never, it could happen

Crew Chief Brad: as long as it [00:34:00] doesn’t SUV.

I’m perfectly happy with it.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, what’s going on in the rest of lower Saxony, our friends over at Mercedes and BMW.

Executive Producer Tania: There’s things coming, right? We’ve got all the, the eye variants, BMW, we’ve got some Mercedes. So we’re going to talk about later, I guess, the most interesting thing, maybe at the consumer electronics show a week or two ago, BMW debuted their technology for color changing paint.

Crew Chief Eric: You have my attention.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh

Crew Chief Brad: my God. No way. What was that movie? What was

Crew Chief Eric: that movie where the lady was sitting at her desk and like changing her fingernail colors? Like with like a pen, like she would tap her fingernails. You guys remember that?

Crew Chief Brad: Yes, I do. I do not remember what movie it was. Some,

Crew Chief Eric: it was some sci fi or some show or something, right?

Crew Chief Brad: Yes, it was. It was. Yeah. But that’s immediately where

Crew Chief Eric: my mind went when I saw this. I was like, dude, this is going to be so cool.

Executive Producer Tania: Yes. And no, right now it’s limited [00:35:00] to gray scale essentially. So you can shift between black, white, and gray. And the reason is it’s actually using e reader. E Ink technology. So that’s why

Crew Chief Brad: it’s a wrap.

Executive Producer Tania: It’s literally, yeah, some sort of wraps. It’s basically Kindle screens all around the car. So you’re able to manipulate those, but only in a gray scale, right?

Crew Chief Brad: You can display your favorite book on the outside of your car as you’re driving by.

Executive Producer Tania: This is where the problem would lie in because if this technology expands and they’re able to color or not color, right?

And people now somehow. Gain the ability to put inappropriate pictures on the side of their car at will as their what’s gonna happen. We don’t need that as a society, you know, as much as I wish I had sometimes letters that I could make magically appear in my rear glass of the car to give them pointer, don’t follow me so closely survivability, you know, we don’t actually need that ability.

It would cause [00:36:00] much more problems than

Crew Chief Eric: there’s a positive flip side to this. If it works, it could be implemented on the sides of metro buses and things like that, where they could now do changing advertisements rather than those stationary things or those power consuming led panels, right? Because this stuff is so low power and whatnot.

Again, I’m with you once that happens, you know, all of Vegas is going to turn into that and then it’s going to get hacked and it’s just going to be a free fall, especially during black hat and Defcon. Right.

Executive Producer Tania: And, you know, the other space you could see an application for this is. Billboards camouflage and being able to instantly camo vehicles and things like that.

But mainstream society, do we need this? No, no, we don’t. So is this

Crew Chief Eric: the verge of like stealth technology yet? Another like star Trek technology coming to life, right?

Executive Producer Tania: Well, that’s another thing we don’t need to really people already can’t drive and we’re going to cloak a car into [00:37:00] it. Like really

Crew Chief Brad: they’ve been working on that before trying to use mirrors and TV screens and stuff.

Yeah. I mean, there’s

Executive Producer Tania: definitely scientists out there that are working on the, I

Crew Chief Eric: want three things. I want three things from this cloaking technology, a car that’s called a defiant, and I want my GPS to sound like wharf. And then it will be perfect. Just be like deep space nine. All right. Let’s move on from BMW to the world’s fourth largest auto manufacturer.

No longer part of the big three, Stellantis.

Crew Chief Brad: So they put all these brands together and now they’re fourth largest.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, when you go from these microcosms, I mean, you see,

Crew Chief Brad: when,

Crew Chief Eric: you know, we talked about months ago, I think Brad, you were still here, right? The party was over. The end is nigh the end of the muscle car.

Dodge says time to go home, pack up your kids go. Well, that’s not exactly true because as we know, there’s zombie cars and Chrysler [00:38:00] lots all over the place. So that means. By the math that they’ve projected here, the Chrysler Recharger will now officially be gone by 2024 with EVs arriving sometime in that time period to replace them.

But as we discovered earlier, they’ll be for sale six or eight years from now as well, right?

Crew Chief Brad: So I know what Dodge is doing. So they’re going to create a huge backlog or surplus. Of zombie cars, they can say, yeah, we stopped making those cars in 2024. Yeah. We’re still padding our bottom line with these cars because we built hundreds of thousands of them in the last three years and they’re still selling, but yeah, we stopped making them.

They shouldn’t count against our, our gas, I guess, uh, our miles. My MPG or whatever our regulations

Crew Chief Eric: and the year 2049, you’ll still be able to buy a Viper. You know, it’s, it’s,

Executive Producer Tania: it’s fine. So y’all are upset because, Oh no, they’re not going to make their 10, 000 billion horsepower gas guzzlers anymore, blah, blah, blah.

But it’s [00:39:00] okay. Cause they’re, they want to make EVs, which just means they’re going to make some 9, 000. Gigawatt atrocity that is way more power than you need. So it’s fine.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, Dodge is synonymous with idiocy and tire smoke. I mean, let’s just, let’s just boil it back. Right. So, I mean, yes, your point. Yeah.

9 trillion gigawatts and it’ll just blow the tires off of anything. Now. You know, maybe they’ll call it the Hellcat, Thunder, Cougar, Falcon, Bird, Red Eye, Demon, Wide Body, Big Dick, Energy Special Edition. You know, that’s what it’s going to come out with later. But this whole Never Lift campaign that they’re starting to do is their new marketing thing for the next couple of years.

I just don’t get it. It’s like they’re talking out of both sides of their mouth. You know, on one hand, if you go back in time and look at some of these articles from like Reuters, you know, they were allegedly fined like hundreds of millions of dollars in penalties, you know, for the cafe fines and things like that because of the Hellcat and other engines and this and that.

And then here we are, you know, still doing all these ridiculous. [00:40:00] Ads and they’re talking about muscle cars and I’m like, this is such an oxymoron, folks. Hot take electric muscle car. The point of muscle car is big engine, little car, all that kind of stuff. We just need to take all that out of the vocabulary.

Like we need to just put it to bed. What

Crew Chief Brad: about the Porsche? Take in turbo electric, turbo, non turbo turbo car.

Crew Chief Eric: The turbo rotambulator. Yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: The turbo flux capacitor.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, exactly. How do you have a turbo on an EV unless it’s a hybrid turbo? What? Whatever. I think it’s one of those things where they’re trying to ingratiate people because people understand turbo means it’s better than the regular one or, you know, Muscle means better than plastic.

Because people are dumb. Yeah, exactly. It’s all marketing bullshit. In that comes a little ray of light.

Crew Chief Brad: Please tell me it’s a new Dodge Dart.

Crew Chief Eric: No, it’s not. The Peugeot e Legend. Have you guys seen this thing? A while ago, right? Yeah, but now they’re talking about [00:41:00] actually making it. And I’m like, wow, it is a good looking car.

The only, the only downside, it’s a two door. It does look like it’s based sort of on the Challenger, but I thought we were done with two door. I mean, I’d drive it. I would too. Now, some other news coming out of Stellantis. And I’m going to read this. The international automaker that owns brands like Jeep Chrysler, Fiat, Ram, and Peugeot have entered in a wide ranging agreement with Amazon.

The deal will put Amazon software in Stellantis vehicles, and we’ll also put Stellantis electric vans into Amazon’s delivery fleet. I mean, you’ve already seen the blue Ram vans running around that Amazon bought, so whoopie do there. What I’m wondering though, is all Mopar products from this point forward are going to be Alexa.

Executive Producer Tania: Alexa, turn on car.

Crew Chief Brad: Alexa, send the coordinates that I just drove to my mistress’s house to my wife.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s the wrong website. It’s the wrong Alexa. [00:42:00]

Crew Chief Brad: Alexa, please report to my insurance agency that I just did 95 in a 60.

Crew Chief Eric: And add a loaf of bread to my shopping list. So there’s always renderings flying around.

There’s some pretty cool ones out there. A team put together a rendering of what the Dodge Superbird would look like based on a current Dodge Challenger. And I thought that was pretty neat. Although I don’t think we’re in an era anymore of the big nose and big tail of the Superbird. I mean, that’s a cool throwback, but I couldn’t see parking that at the local Walmart.

Crew Chief Brad: Superbird is one of my favorite cars of all time.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s just so long. I mean, I guess it’s like an F 150 or a Silverado, right?

Crew Chief Brad: No, I think they’re longer.

Crew Chief Eric: Now, that Alfa Romeo Nivola that was floating around for a while, a video link that was out there on YouTube, we posted in our show notes, I think that’s a really cool reimagined Combination of the four C and the eight C competizione.

I think it’s a cool looking car. There was a version of that that I actually posted out on [00:43:00] Garage Riot recently where they took that same Nivola and redesigned it yet again, kind of put this, you know, Milan sad clown kind of face on it. I think it’s a cool looking car. It’s just, I don’t think alpha is ever going to build it.

Crew Chief Brad: This is that guy that does the Volkswagen renderings.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. And he does a really cool job. So I like them. I like looking at these, you know, they’re a lot of fun, but you know, don’t get my hopes up like that. Don’t tease me. The front end

Crew Chief Brad: almost looks like the Maserati MC12 or whatever.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, exactly. I think that’s where he probably got his inspiration from.

And the back is reminiscent of older alphas as well with the big round lights and all that kind of thing. I think it looks cool. I think it does.

Crew Chief Brad: I can dig

Crew Chief Eric: it. So what else is going on in the world of Stellantis there, Tanya?

Executive Producer Tania: Sounds like they’re still having an odor problem.

Crew Chief Eric: Wait, what? In their cars?

Executive Producer Tania: No, at their factory.

Crew Chief Eric: You know, there’s some weird stuff going on, explosions and smelly factories and things like that, that we link to in our show notes. But there’s also this really weirdly I’d say almost stupidly named vehicle coming out [00:44:00] called the ASNOM and it’s based on a ram.

Crew Chief Brad: I think they misspelled Amazon.

Executive Producer Tania: Looks like a Bentley got smashed.

It’s pretty freaking. Terrible.

Crew Chief Brad: This is the new Aztec.

Executive Producer Tania: And hence the name, I suppose. I mean, the interior isn’t terrible other than like that weird bubbling seat looks stupid, but the rest of it isn’t even horrible on the inside, but the outside is awful. I mean, you have like wine glass holder in the back.

It looks like how

Crew Chief Eric: luxurious

Crew Chief Brad: rich people doing rich people things. I mean,

Crew Chief Eric: I’m going to because I figured one of you two were saying what kind of. As whole is going to buy this as non

moving on. So it’s time for us to move on to our traditional domestic news, which is all Chevy and Ford based our Chevy and Ford news brought to you in part by American muscle. com your number one source for Mopar Chevy and Ford parts. So if you’re looking for something new to spruce up your [00:45:00] GM Ford or Dodge this winter, before the track season starts off, remember to head over to American muscle.

com so what’s going on in the world of GM.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, it looks like the automaker is going to be dethroned as the number one auto seller in the U. S. I don’t know that that’s necessarily, we’ll see if it sticks. Toyota is beating them out to be the number one car seller, but given the chip shortages and all the supply chain issues we have had over the last year and whatnot.

Maybe this is a short term thing and they’ll regain control of their kingdom. I think it’s a little too early to tell. I

Crew Chief Eric: feel like those ratings are somewhat misleading or somehow inflated because when we looked at that world map at the end of last year, about the top manufacturers in the world, Toyota seemed to come out on top, regardless of all this.

And I mean, if Chevy’s still selling Impalas and whatnot, zombie cars, I mean, I just don’t get it. Toyota is

Executive Producer Tania: above them in global sales.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, so this is America’s [00:46:00] largest. It’s just

Executive Producer Tania: America. So global sales is Toyota versus Volkswagen. They passed GM like a long time ago, Toyota. This is just American sales. So GM is number one or was number one and is about to be passed by Toyota.

But a lot of those numbers, 30 plus percent down sales, I think Toyota, but. GM had 40 plus percent down sales, right? And a lot of that’s all driven by the car shortages and this, that, and the other. So does it stick or not? I think remains to be seen over the next year or two. Right.

Crew Chief Eric: So I’m going to ask this.

What about the F 150? I thought that was like the best selling vehicle of all time in the galaxy, in the Milky way.

Executive Producer Tania: But that’s the only thing from Ford.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, okay. That makes sense. Do they sell anything else?

Crew Chief Brad: I don’t think the F 150 sells very well overseas either. Right.

Crew Chief Eric: But this is, this is North America, right?

Executive Producer Tania: Just American sales.

Crew Chief Brad: They’re all in Texas.

Crew Chief Eric: Big state. It’s a big state. It

Crew Chief Brad: is a big state.

Crew Chief Eric: To continue that thread on GM, it makes sense in a way, if Toyota’s [00:47:00] surpassing them because they’re wasting time on things like A 10. 4 liter V8 as a direct response to the Dodge elephant crate engine.

Crew Chief Brad: No, I’ve got to say here, anytime you’re building a thousand horsepower motor, it’s not a waste of time.

I don’t care who you are.

Crew Chief Eric: What do you need? If, okay. Okay. A hundred horsepower per liter. Is that really that

Crew Chief Brad: good?

Crew Chief Eric: Shouldn’t that thing be making like 10, 000 horsepower at 10 liters? I mean, I don’t understand.

Crew Chief Brad: There was a BMW. It would, but then it would blow up every 5, 000

Crew Chief Eric: miles. Well, you know, that’s, that’s true.

I just, I don’t understand why they would waste the time. Again, we’ve talked about this before. I feel as though despite the list that we reviewed earlier in the episode, Chevy’s like late to the party on this whole EV thing, even worse is The irony that Dodge is like, all right, we’re done parties over.

And you know, there’s always that one guy in the back going, well, my glass ain’t empty yet, so I’m gonna hang out till I’m done drinking. That’s what I feel. Chevy’s doing right now with this 10 liter V8. I just, I don’t [00:48:00] understand. I mean, because nobody’s

Crew Chief Brad: buying their cars. So they’ve got to sell motors instead.

Drag racing is still a thing. People still drag race and street race and everything. And they’re putting these motors in, you know, after they blow up their Camaro SS motor, they’re going to go and replace it with one of these.

Crew Chief Eric: I suppose so. Make it completely undrivable.

Crew Chief Brad: Not everybody wants to put a 1. 8 T in everything, Eric.

Crew Chief Eric: I think that’s very true. You know, I want to make big power out of a small displacement. It’s like the genie from Aladdin. But speaking of other things, GM, what do we think? You know, the new Z06 came out during the winter. What do we think?

Crew Chief Brad: The C8 I think is cool. The Z06 is just a more cool version of it.

Could you tell me the

Crew Chief Eric: difference between the two? Nope.

Crew Chief Brad: Uh, the big wang.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, is that, oh, okay, cool. I got it. This is a Z06 wing.

Crew Chief Brad: Got aerodynamic stuff. It’s got more power.

Crew Chief Eric: I don’t know. We’re going to dig into that a little bit more, but you know, as much as there was so much hype and, Oh, they released it early and they didn’t do that on purpose.

I [00:49:00] feel like it fell on deaf ears. It was like the same thing as when Volkswagen announced the new Golf R during the reelection. And it was just like, yeah, nobody cares, dude. It’s like yet another Golf R, you know, yet another Z06 show us something different. Granted the new C8 is different enough being a mid engine Corvette.

What I want to see though. Does the IMSA Corvette get an upgrade because of the advancements they’ve made with the Z06? How does that change the race cars in the future? I,

Crew Chief Brad: I think that goes the other way. I think they did the development on the IMSA car and it’s trickling down to the Z06.

Crew Chief Eric: You know, that might make more sense.

You’re right. Speaking of things that were developed and trickling down to cars. Did you hear about Ford?

Crew Chief Brad: They developed a retractable exhaust tips.

Crew Chief Eric: I have one question.

Executive Producer Tania: Why? Yep.

Crew Chief Eric: That’d be it.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, and the answer someone would probably give you is why not?

Crew Chief Eric: In the era of the Ford Lightning and EVs, why are we dealing with, you know, retracting exhaust tips?

Crew Chief Brad: What would it do? It’s for off road mode. They’re probably going to put this on like the new [00:50:00] Raptor or something to give it more approach angle or, Whatever the rear angle is, you retract the exhaust. So it’s not like directly under the bumper or whatever. And if you slam the tail down on a rock or something like that, because jeep guys do that shit all the time, then you’re not going to like destroy your exhaust.

Crew Chief Eric: All right. But they’re coming out with the new Bronco DR.

Crew Chief Brad: Which

Crew Chief Eric: is the V8 powered Baja monster that apparently you can buy based on the Ford Bronco.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, so this is probably going to be a feature on that. And it’s, it’s, it’s for, I mean, it says in the article, it’s for off roading to help give you better clearance.

Crew Chief Eric: Why not just make a shorter exhaust or with side exit or something else?

Crew Chief Brad: Because then maybe a permanent shorter exhaust might not qualify or again, pass government regulations.

Crew Chief Eric: And so all the aftermarket guys are going to do what with their stock exhaust?

Crew Chief Brad: Throw it away.

Crew Chief Eric: Okay, just wanted to make sure.

Crew Chief Brad: When they put their Chevy crate motor, you know, to keep, that’s how you make a fast Ford. You put a Chevy motor in it. [00:51:00] Uh, if you listen to Bobby Parks,

Crew Chief Eric: one of our former guests, we talked about the Chevy crate motor. Did you guys hear about the new Ford crate motor? That’s coming out? Oh,

Crew Chief Brad: no. Oh, it’s called a new term new.

Uh, what is it? Terminator? No, they call

Crew Chief Eric: it the illuminator. It is an EV crate motor that people can buy to retrofit into whatever vehicle they like. So see, that’s a step in the right direction. 10. 4 liters. Of whatever that cast iron thing is, or this, which would you buy

Crew Chief Brad: 10. 4 liters?

Crew Chief Eric: I already knew that.

Depends on

Crew Chief Brad: how expensive this is and how compact it is. Cause if you can put one of these at each wheel, then you got something.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, that’s, that’s true. That’s be hotness. You know, Stellantis isn’t the only one that’s got fans doing renderings and things like that of vehicles and coming up with really cool concepts.

And I tell you what I. And really in love with this Ford Ranger that was modded with a Mustang [00:52:00] face. What do you guys think? I think this looks slick.

Crew Chief Brad: I can dig it. You got to get rid of the Mustang logo or the Mustang icon.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s the Mach T. You didn’t know that? That’s the Mustang Mach T. It’s the pickup truck.

Crew Chief Brad: The Mach trash.

Crew Chief Eric: I think it looks cool with the Shelby stripes. It looks super aggressive. I mean, how they did that running the flares. I just like all of that. The big wheels. I mean. Yeah, that’s pretty cool.

Crew Chief Brad: I can, I can dig it. I like it.

Crew Chief Eric: I don’t hate it. Wait, wait, you don’t hate it? You pick up truck you don’t hate?

Crew Chief Brad: Tanya, think of all the mulch.

Crew Chief Eric: Gosh, wow. So then if you don’t hate that, what do you think of the 70s retro inspired vintage pickup electric that they came out with?

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t hate that because I don’t hate the concept of taking the old cars and making them new again and electrified. I don’t necessarily love it because I don’t think it’s a particularly good looking pickup truck to have done this with, but they have.

I also don’t think that’s ever going to happen [00:53:00] other than the one they’ve built because there’s no way it would pass any safety regulations because I mean, it is essentially the original, but with an electric motor inside. And so there is thin ass door cards and, and the roof liner and all that. And I was just thinking from a safety aspect, how could you actually mass produce this?

The thing would become huge because there’s no room for the. 1800 airbags that we need in the cabin.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, no, you’re a hundred percent right. You know, this is right along the lines of what Hyundai did with the pony when they kind of brought it up to speed and did the EV. I think everybody’s doing these heritage pieces.

You’re even starting to see some things like that now from Audi with Ken Block where they’re, you know, You know, taking all the Audi Quattros and doing some stuff like that. I think it’s cool. I think you’re right. If this had been the Ford, the F 100 that was in like the expendables, Stallone’s pickup, that would have been super cool.

This is just some boring blocky, like whatever I hate to say. It’s like Ford square body. It’s like, whatever man, man, man doesn’t like it anyway. So [00:54:00] it’s all good. It’s a Ford.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh, they didn’t do it themselves. Any favor with like the kind of blandish color.

Crew Chief Eric: Those wheels. Oh my God. I know those are the original hubcaps, but there’s more news about Ford in this past winter.

What’s going on?

Executive Producer Tania: They finally released the new F 150 lightning price. So if you’re looking to order one of those,

Crew Chief Eric: what’s it going to cost? What’s it going to cost?

Executive Producer Tania: Well, they got four variations. They’ve got the pro that comes in starting at 39, 9, 7, 4. So you were asking for that sub 40,000 ev. Here you go.

You’ve got the pro model at 39, 9 7 4,

Crew Chief Brad: which you’re forgetting about the 9 75 destination charge.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, and you want floor mats and you want a bedliner and you want wheels and headlights. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,

Executive Producer Tania: actually the. 1, 695 destination charge that they listed in the article as well. But it is eligible for a 7, 500 federal tax [00:55:00] credit.

So booyah still sub 40, 000 now.

Crew Chief Eric: Wait, so it’s the

Executive Producer Tania: pro the base after the dealer markup. So, all right, so we got the pro and then we’ve got the XLT at 52, 9, 7, 4. That’s a huge jump. Well, you’ve jumped from 230 mile range to. 230 mile range in the XLT SR version or 300 mile range with the XLT ER. Is

Crew Chief Eric: that 80, 000 for that?

Executive Producer Tania: No, no, no. This is all, well, you know what? They don’t differentiate the, those SR and ER. Price differences. So I don’t know.

Crew Chief Brad: Uh, my guess is the, the XR. That’s the, the lower range. That’s the 52, nine 74 plus 1, 600. And then the other one, the ER is probably 60, which bridges the gap to the next version, which is the Lariat.

And how much is that one?

Executive Producer Tania: 67, four, seven, four. But now we’ve gone to 230 miles of range [00:56:00] or 300 miles of range,

Crew Chief Brad: but you get your leather seats and your navigation.

Executive Producer Tania: If you’re feeling real bullish, you can get the platinum

Crew Chief Eric: 100 grand, right?

Executive Producer Tania: No boys. Lower 90, 000, seven, four, and you will get 280 miles of range

Crew Chief Brad: and you will get a 10 year car note.

Crew Chief Eric: Speaking of a hundred thousand dollar vehicles, right? We were out in Ohio recently And walking through the parking lot of a Meijer, we spotted a brand new Grand Wagoneer driving my old, you know, what would be considered old school by now, you know, WK2 Jeep Grand Cherokee. And I told my wife, I said, Hey, look, it’s the new Grand Wagoneer.

And she stopped dead in the parking lot. And she looked at it and she goes, and she just didn’t say anything. And I said, what are you thinking? She goes, It doesn’t say anything. And I said, you know, that’s 100, 000 plus dollars. Right. And she’s like, why? And then just turned and walked away. Like, she didn’t understand it.

And I’m like, that’s the 1st [00:57:00] time I’ve ever seen her have that reaction to like a car. Normally it’s just guy. It’s ugly. It’s this. I don’t like it. I don’t like, you know, the cut of the back or whatever it might be, but she just stood there and like, didn’t say anything. She goes. Why, but I will say it is bigger than I thought it would be.

I mean, I know that the new Grand Cherokee is big, and I’ve seen those on the road, but the Wagoner, for some reason, looks time and a half wider just because of the way that nose is and the cut of the back. And it’s just, it’s big, real big.

Crew Chief Brad: I have to say the the new, I’ve seen the Grand Cherokees. I think they look terrible.

They look so misproportioned.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s that reverse angular nose, like an old BMW that it just doesn’t look like. It looks like Cro Magnon. It’s just very strange. Yeah, it’s very strange that they’re not good looking at all. I’m

Crew Chief Brad: your model was definitely the last good looking grand Cherokee.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, and take that and multiply it out on that grand wagon here.

Cause I mean, granted, they’re all basically the same underneath, but I was just like. Dang, it’s more grand. Well, and the other thing too was with that whole front with all those LEDs, like we talked about stuff because [00:58:00] we saw it at night. She’s like, is that an EV? And I said, no. And she’s like a hundred grand for what?

And I’m like, it’s a Jeep. I don’t, I don’t know what to tell you, but you know, who just announced yet another EV, a brand nobody cares about because they’re not on top anymore. GM. Yep. They announced the new electric Silverado again, late to the party, right? How long have we been talking about the lightning and talking about all this other kind of stuff?

GM comes to the party and says, Oh, we’re going to have an electric Silverado in two

Executive Producer Tania: years. 2024.

Crew Chief Eric: Great. Awesome. Hopefully it’s not as bad as that hybrid suburban that came out with like 10 years ago.

Crew Chief Brad: I was going to say it does come with a destination charge of 1695 too.

Executive Producer Tania: But they swear that any resemblance to the avalanche is purely coincidental.

You noticed that, right? Yeah. Even though it has the folding mid gate tail, like the avalanche head, that’s the only, you know, that yes, is like the avalanche, but otherwise

Crew Chief Eric: It’s not the Avalanche. It’s a

Executive Producer Tania: coincidence.

Crew Chief Eric: There was [00:59:00] one last bit of domestic news that I wanted to cover because it was super clickbaity.

I think it is the most clickbaity thing we have ever had on this show. And oh, by the way, folks, if I have a moment to point it out, we have covered well over, I believe the number was 550 articles on this show. So as we plow through these. This one came across my desk and it reads Ford beats Tesla for best growth performing auto stock in 2021.

And I said, wait, what? So according to the article, you know, Ford stock grew 140%, this and that and the other thing. And I wanted to compare the stock prices.

Crew Chief Brad: 6 to, I mean, yeah,

Crew Chief Eric: the big, the big three has always been the same. It’s like, it’s a 20 stock. It hasn’t really budged. Stellantis stock has changed significantly from when it was Chrysler to FCA and so on down the line there, they’re actually doing really, really well.

But to say that your stock is doing better than Tesla, who’s sitting at like 1, 100 a share, and you’re coming in at [01:00:00] 25 and 16 cents, yeah, good try, you know, MSNBC. Whatever. I get it. If you play with the numbers, we made a dollar more. So it’s like 150%. In reality, Tesla stock is the highest grossing automotive stock on the planet at a four digit number.

I mean, nobody’s in that range. I mean, granted Audi and Porsche, you know, they’re in the multiple hundreds of dollars. Per stock, but, you know, traded on the NASDAQ Tesla’s where it’s at. I guess we got to wrap out that domestic news with some domestic adjacent news by talking about JDM news and Toyota’s got some cool stuff

Crew Chief Brad: they unveiled or revealed the taco Zilla and no folks.

It is not a giant burrito or taco that you would get at your stand down the street.

Crew Chief Eric: I was thinking it was like the Oscar Meyer wiener van. When I read. I read the article title,

Crew Chief Brad: you know, they could sell these as food trucks and to [01:01:00] taquerias, the owners should buy these and sell food out of their taco Zilla.

And they, I think it’s cool. It’s a, an off road version of the Tacoma with a camper on the back. It’s not earth shattering or groundbreaking by anything like that. Biggest pays homage to the Toyota Chinook from 1976, the versatile convertible wagon.

Crew Chief Eric: Oddly enough, I was out in Phoenix not too long ago. And I actually, I drove from the mid 400 to Phoenix as a matter of fact, and I saw one of those old school Toyota campers.

Out on the highway because out there they don’t rust and it never snows. And I was just like, I was kind of chuckling to myself going, man, that old Toyota still running, you know, it’s like a Camry engine. It’s the old taco, you know, like I said, I think this is cool as a throwback. I just don’t know who’s going to buy one.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, the van life market’s pretty. Small, but the people in that, you know, subculture are pretty serious. So

Crew Chief Brad: there are people that do this themselves to big, like Ford F [01:02:00] 350s and stuff like that, which is a terrible vehicle. If they actually take it off roading, cause it’s way too big to fit in those little tight places on the wilderness.

This is more believable. As one of those overlanding type as a motor home

Crew Chief Eric: slash off roader. Yeah. But my question is, you know, with COVID being where it is right now, right. It keeps kind of bouncing up and down. Has the van life RV market plateaued or is it still on the rise like it was, let’s say in 2020.

Crew Chief Brad: I had a friend that was looking for a van before COVID and he could not find one. So he waited and then after COVID, he started looking again and prices were double what they were. When he was originally looking, actually one of our members, Andrew, he just bought a van, he bought a transit to transport his ailing mother.

It took him forever to find a van. He couldn’t get anything he wanted. He couldn’t, he got a transit. He couldn’t get EcoBoost. He couldn’t get all wheel drive because they just didn’t have them anywhere. The vans that he would call the dealerships about, he would schedule an appointment [01:03:00] to go look at it.

And then it would be gone before he even gets a chance to get there. Essentially bought the first one that he could actually set his hands on.

Crew Chief Eric: Wow. So

Crew Chief Brad: the market is just terrible. It’s terrible. If you’re looking to buy anything,

Crew Chief Eric: I keep saying this, there’s tons of used cars to go around. So there

Crew Chief Brad: are a million PT cruisers out there to choose from and they fit all kinds of lifestyles.

Andrew Banks next car should be a PT Cruiser.

Crew Chief Eric: Not a Neon. He needs a PT Cruiser painted like his Viper sitting next to it in the garage.

Crew Chief Brad: Convertible, you know, so he can let that fro blow in the wind.

Crew Chief Eric: We’ll talk more about Andrew in the coming weeks for sure. We have some news for our friends on two wheels.

Crew Chief Brad: Oh my God, two wheel news, Crichton CR700W motorcycle brings the rotary engine back into production. Why?

Crew Chief Eric: I hate, I know there’s diehard rotary people out there, but I’m with you. I keep saying it, if the Germans thought it was a [01:04:00] good idea, they would have kept with it.

They don’t abandon things. I mean, just look at the 9 11. They think it’s a good idea. And they keep going at it with that motor hanging over the butt.

Crew Chief Brad: This is right up there with that jet turbine motorcycle. As far as just bad ideas.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, the Viper motorcycle was a bad idea too, but that’s hella cool. I mean, you got a V10 between your legs.

It’s kind of neat.

Crew Chief Brad: That’s what she said.

Crew Chief Eric: But on the other end of that pendulum swing,

Executive Producer Tania: Bugatti is revealing a motorcycle? Well, Bugatti’s revealing an electric two wheel apparatus. What do you mean

Crew Chief Eric: apparatus? What is it, a medical device?

Executive Producer Tania: Mode of transportation. It doesn’t look

Crew Chief Eric: like that Mercedes we talked about.

Executive Producer Tania: No. So this is actually scooter, not like a moped scooter. Think razor scooter. But before you make that face, this is the best looking razor scooter. Ever. I give them [01:05:00] props for a hot little razor scooter. Like this thing is sick looking, but it’s just the fricking scooter. But it does have a sport mode. You unlock it with the key.

No, just kidding. But it does have a sport mode.

Crew Chief Brad: And how much does it cost? Yeah, that’s the bigger question.

Executive Producer Tania: It costs so much that they had to leave the price out.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, typical, typical. First of all, is this actually now the baby one? Because it’s the electric, you know, for children. But two, I thought the coolest thing about this is that LED that puts the Ettore Bugatti logo on the ground, like that rear light.

I think that’s the coolest. It’s got

Executive Producer Tania: ground effects. Yo, Razor Scooter didn’t have ground effects.

Crew Chief Eric: It is pretty slick. Would I pay the 97, 000 that this probably costs?

Crew Chief Brad: I can’t write it. I don’t fit.

Crew Chief Eric: I love it. It’s the answer to everything.

Crew Chief Brad: I’m looking at the weight ratings right here and yeah, I don’t. [01:06:00] But

Executive Producer Tania: the funny thing is it says it takes its styling cues from the Devo.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, stop.

The band.

Crew Chief Eric: No, the, Oh, you weren’t here for that episode. We talked about this 40 run Bugatti. They only made 40 of them. It was called the Devo. It looks like it was made by Lego.

Crew Chief Brad: Say no more.

Crew Chief Eric: I thought it was kind of neat actually, but you know, since we’re talking about oddballs, why don’t we jump right into lost and found Brad, your favorite section,

Crew Chief Brad: lost and found brought to you by the Dodge Dart best selling 2016 car of 2021.

So apparently there’s a Ferrari powered boat for sale right now. It’s the world’s only, allegedly, Ferrari powered boat. You can pick it up for a cool 15 million dollars.

Crew Chief Eric: This thing is slick. I mean, this is handcrafted all wood speedboat built in the fifties with a Ferrari power plant. This is old school.

[01:07:00] Awesome. Old world. Awesome. I love this thing. Now. I think it’s funny that this came across our desk and about a week or two later. Just happened to turn on Motor Trend and there was an episode of Phantom Works Garage, where they were building a replica of this thing. And I thought, Oh man, I mean, I guess it’s targeted advertising.

Who knows? It’s the internet doing its thing. Skynet. I think this is cool. I think this is neat.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, I like the fact that you can buy. A smaller version of it. If you want the, it’s called the baby too. It’s called the, it’s not called anything, but you can get a one eighth scale model for a modest 8,

Crew Chief Eric: 500. Oh, nevermind.

Crew Chief Brad: 1, 600 destination charge.

Crew Chief Eric: The answer is always Miata.

Crew Chief Brad: This thing’s cool though. I would, I would rock it. I don’t, I probably don’t fit, but I would rock it. So yes, if you’re in the market for a used vehicle, you missed out on this one. You can still buy your PT Cruiser, but you can no longer buy your car of your dreams.

The [01:08:00] 2000 Chevrolet Metro.

Crew Chief Eric: Is it a coupe or a cabriolet?

Crew Chief Brad: It’s a hatchback.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, it’s an egg.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s an egg. It’s a white egg. It’s a hatchback. 400 miles on it. This thing was pristine, perfect specimen really of the automobile. And it’s sold for a whopping, you know, I hope you’re sitting down 18, 000, 200

Crew Chief Eric: for a geo Metro.

That’s 22

Crew Chief Brad: years old. Yes.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, what are people thinking?

Crew Chief Brad: Says here, the buyer is Andrew bank.

Crew Chief Eric: So with only 400 miles, then it qualifies to be, you know, top spot on bring a trailer. So that should easily like I should double his money by listing it immediately. Right.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. Here’s a question for you. What do you think is more ridiculous that this car sold for 18, 200 or that E30 sold for an astronomical amount of money back when it sold?

Crew Chief Eric: For a quarter million bucks for [01:09:00] that M3? Yeah. I mean, just the numbers are insane. I talk to Donovan all the time about this because, you know, he’s in that market and he’s always looking at stuff and we, you know, we could bounce ideas back and forth and it’s just the bring a trailer stuff is nuts and I hate to call them out all the time, but it’s just.

I don’t know. It’s insane. And the conversation I had with like Chris Bright about the things they’re doing over at, you know, Collector Part Exchange and stuff like that. It’s just such a weird world right now with all these online marketplaces. And, you know, bring a trailer used to be the place where we’d go and salivate over cars going, Oh man, I wish I could buy that.

It’s actually pretty reasonably priced. Now you go there and go, what the hell are they smoking? Like, what is this? It’s nutty. You know, the same is true of eBay and a lot of those other sites that they just, Suddenly get out of control, you know, when they’re self managed and whatnot. But I hate the fact that bring a trailer has now become this, you know, high watermark litmus test for when you’re selling a car.

It’s like, well, what is it? What’s it worth on bring a trailer? You know, what did the last one sell for? And it’s like, that’s like saying, what did the last Camaro sell for a Barrett Jackson? I’m not going to pay that kind of price [01:10:00] for your,

Crew Chief Brad: your Camaro is not that Camaro.

Crew Chief Eric: Exactly. Exactly. And shut

Crew Chief Brad: up. I know what I have.

No lowballs. Don’t

Crew Chief Eric: lowball me, bro. But speaking of lowball offers, we have a new, I guess, subsection of the Lost and Found. We’re calling it

Crew Chief Brad: The Andrew Bang Question.

Crew Chief Eric: And how does that work exactly, Brent?

Crew Chief Brad: Basically, you pick the most expensive car you can find for the cheapest price you can get it.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, so you sort from lowest to highest?

Crew Chief Brad: Yes. Yes.

Crew Chief Eric: What can we put in the, what can we put in the bank?

Crew Chief Brad: A Lamborghini Gallardo for 35, 000.

Crew Chief Eric: All right. That’s a good deal. So what’s the catch?

Crew Chief Brad: It’s been stolen a handful of times. It was a drug mule? No, I don’t know. It may have been. It ran and drove when parked.

Crew Chief Eric: You know, every great ad starts that way.

It’s been repainted twice.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s not the most pristine Lamborghini out there on the market. Convertible top doesn’t

Executive Producer Tania: work.

Crew Chief Brad: Eh, it’s just wind resistance anyway. We top up, you’re good.

Executive Producer Tania: It’s probably a [01:11:00] 30, 000 fix right there.

Crew Chief Brad: You pay 35, 000 for the car and another 30, 000 to fix the convertible top.

Crew Chief Eric: You know, I’m going to be honest with you.

I don’t want a convertible supercar. For whatever reason, none of them appeal to me. Whether it’s the Ferraris, the Porsches, the Lamborghinis. I just, I don’t want any of them.

Crew Chief Brad: They’re the only ones I fit in.

Executive Producer Tania: Think you’d want the extra structural rigidity for when you crash it. Not you, but the use the crash them, you know,

Crew Chief Brad: Andrew bank. If you’re listening, you can go buy this car. You should sell both the Dodge Vipers that you’ve purchased and buy this car.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, I’ll pass. But more on put it in the bank. Maybe that’s what we should call it. Put it in the bank next month as we look for more of these hot deals. So not just the lost and found, but what’s the best, cheapest thing you can find.

It’s some sad news since I like to cover historical things and you guys know I’ve mentioned many times before about Lotus and the Lotus. Family, you know, the Chapman’s and whatnot. Unfortunately, the late Colin [01:12:00] Chapman, his wife outlived him by many, many years. Colin Chapman died in 1982. His wife, Hazel Chapman, finally died at the age of 94 here during the winter of 2021, leading into 22.

Crew Chief Brad: You say finally, like you were hoping or expecting about to die. It’s she finally did it. She finally kicked the bucket, that old bag. She finally died.

Crew Chief Eric: Probably wrong choice of words, but the sad reality of all that is she is the legacy of Lotus. She inspired Colin. He built the first Lotus race car for her.

There’s a lot of stuff that goes around her story, their marriage, the company, and the one still secret that has now gone to the grave is that she’s Is where does the name come from? Nobody knows that. And the family, I guess, is under oath to not disclose it. It was something very personal to Colin. And I was just kind of hoping that maybe we would find out the secret.

But, you know, sad day for the automotive world because she was a huge [01:13:00] influencer. Both of them, obviously, you know, big parts of Formula One and things like that. So our hearts go out to the Chapman family. And on that comes news of new Lotus EVs and things like that in the future. So. We’ll see where the brand goes.

I don’t think it’s going anywhere anytime soon. It really has survived, you know, the trials and tribulations of, of war and economy and racing and everything. But I guess that’s a great segue to talk about the future since we are kind of dabbling there with the future of Lotus. Let’s talk about new random EVs and concepts.

Crew Chief Brad: The Pininfarina Battista. Okay. So of course I’m going to like it because Pininfarina, you know, famed for styling numerous Ferraris. Over the decades. Did you look at those

Executive Producer Tania: specs? Seems like it’s gonna be pretty slow. I mean, 1900 brake horsepower. That’s it.

Crew Chief Eric: The new Dodge will have 9, 000, so it’ll be okay. I think it’s cool looking.

The price tag is, the price tag is hefty. I mean, two and a half million dollars for this thing is what

Crew Chief Brad: it is.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s considered a hyper EV. It is very [01:14:00] Ferrari esque because obviously Pininfarina penned so many Ferraris and whatnot over the years. I think it’s a good looking car.

Crew Chief Brad: More than you can afford, pal.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: Pininfarina. I would buy one if I was in that market. And then Nissan revealed an electric pickup truck. What?

Executive Producer Tania: Yes, they did. And you know what? I will give them props for saying, BMW, let me show you how it’s done. You want to make your grills bigger? Well, screw you. We’re just going to make the whole front end a grill.

That thing is heinous. It’s even see through.

Crew Chief Brad: I’d love to see the women that drive this wearing a skirt. That would be great.

Crew Chief Eric: They all wear yoga pants now, Brad. Nobody wears skirts.

Crew Chief Brad: True, true, true. Lululemon by stalking them. I mean,

Crew Chief Eric: it’s Athleisure wear.

Crew Chief Brad: Excuse me.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, it’s ugly from every angle. The color is ugly.

The wheels are ugly. What? This thing is

Crew Chief Brad: awesome.

Crew Chief Eric: What are you talking about? It’s, Oh my God. It’s the definition of fugly.

Crew Chief Brad: No, you can write

Executive Producer Tania: words.

Crew Chief Brad: Awesome. Put the birds [01:15:00] in the Microsoft on the

Executive Producer Tania: do that, but we shouldn’t be allowed.

Crew Chief Brad: Oh, the little heart emojis. Oh, I love the cap. Oh, this thing is awesome. The, uh, the cap looks like a Nissan 200 or 300, 200 SX or whatever.

Two 50, two 70 S whatever. The one that’s a drift car now.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, I know what you’re talking about. Yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. It’s like a 200 x or something like that. Yeah. That’s terrible. This thing’s cool looking, man. I mean, it’s a concept

Executive Producer Tania: car. All right. Like it looks like what? It is a concept. Okay. I I, the

Crew Chief Brad: concept is

Crew Chief Eric: awesome.

I, I get it. But I want, I know that concepts are not supposed to be functional, and I understand that the grill is the entire front end of this thing. Do those headlights actually work the way they’re laid out? Probably. I wanna see it to believe it. , but let’s move on. It’s, it’s horrible.

Crew Chief Brad: There are no headlights.

It’s just a Nissan.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s, well, that’s my point. Like, do they actually work?

Crew Chief Brad: No.

Crew Chief Eric: So here’s two things that I never thought I would hear in the same sentence. And I got to get your take on this, Brad, because I know you live in the [01:16:00] Toyota Lexus camp. Hydrogen off roader. Let me say that again, hydrogen off

Crew Chief Brad: roader.

Why not? I mean, you can do an electric off roader. Apparently they’re proving all of that. The thing I find more interesting is it’s a Lexus side by side.

Crew Chief Eric: I was wondering if we were going to get to that. It looks like a rebadged Can Am or any of those. I mean,

Crew Chief Brad: we have a couple. Side by side enthusiasts in the club here.

And I’d be really curious to find out what they think about the Lexus hydrogen off roader.

Crew Chief Eric: This is another vehicle that begs the question. Why the answer is probably why not? No, thank you. I’ll pass. I

Executive Producer Tania: mean, it’s Toyota doing Toyota things.

Crew Chief Eric: This is very true.

Crew Chief Brad: What do you do when you’re the number one manufacturer?

Whatever the hell you want. You throw hydrogen bombs into side by sides. I mean,

Executive Producer Tania: they’re the only ones really trying to develop hydrogen technology in cars. So for them to just extend that to this, isn’t really a shocking. [01:17:00] All right. I

Crew Chief Brad: would want to keep this away from Daniel’s square body though.

Crew Chief Eric: A thousand percent, but let me, let me put it to you this way in light of Betty White and you know, everything that’s happened in the last couple of weeks.

So picture it Florida, 2022. The Lexus hydrogen golf cart. That would have made more sense to me than whatever this is. Right. And

Crew Chief Brad: they, they wouldn’t, they wouldn’t even have bothered with the hydrogen. It would have just been electric.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, when I looked at it, it kind of looks like a funky golf cart anyway, because it’s, you know, it’s more upright side by side and like the sportier ones that are out there now, these UTVs and stuff that exists, I kind of made me wonder why.

The big brands haven’t gotten into luxury golf carts for some of these retirement communities. I think people would buy a Lexus electric or hydrogen golf cart. Wouldn’t you? I

Crew Chief Brad: think their customers all

Crew Chief Eric: die before they take delivery because chips. Moving on, Tanya mentioned earlier she wanted to talk about Mercedes.

Executive Producer Tania: They had unveiled [01:18:00] that, I don’t remember what it was, but it was heinous looking. The

Crew Chief Eric: EQS, it looks like a suppository as Mark Shank said.

Executive Producer Tania: Yeah, unfortunately, but now in their whole EQ line, because that’s going to be their electric line vehicle, they’ve unveiled a new concept. I don’t know how I feel about the way it looks.

It doesn’t scream Mercedes, but it screams vintage Aston or something. I

Crew Chief Eric: agree. I agree.

Executive Producer Tania: The interesting thing about this, which is going to be the EQXX or something like that, the vision EQXX is I guess it’s concept name. It’s claiming on simulation to get 620 miles on a single rage. So that would outpace everything available right now, if they could actually do this in production versus simulated on a computer.

So the question is what has Mercedes unlocked? Right. We’re not unlocked.

Crew Chief Eric: And who are they getting their batteries from? Right. Cause I’m hearing a lot lately about, you know, Tesla and Panasonic partnering up, things like that. They say the drag [01:19:00] coefficient on this thing is super low. It’s like 0. 17 to 0. 2, depending on where you read.

The more I look at this thing from the different angles to your point, reminiscent of an Aston, it actually reminds me even more so of the new McLaren long tail. It just has that look to it, especially from the rear, the front from certain angles. I love it. And other angles, I sort of hate it. It’s got a weird like Sauber C9 thing going on for me for the front.

It looks kind of like a race car, but it’s not, it’s just, it’s big. I think that’s the issue I take with it. It’s like, I want it. It’s like those Mercedes from like 10 years ago where it was like, we’re going to do the low roof line on a four door to try to make it look small. But in reality, it’s like a limousine or my Bach or something.

I’m like, I don’t know the wheels. Take away from it, give me those manhole covers from like the late nineties and stuff like that. Like even something retro would look better than what’s on here. I don’t know. I’m not sold yet. I’m intrigued, [01:20:00] not just from the technology standpoint, but even this design, there’s so much room for improvement and knows

Executive Producer Tania: what this would actually turn into given it’s still in a concept form and we already know how concepts never end up looking like the real thing, but.

Mercedes is, in fact, doing things.

Crew Chief Eric: And you know who else is still doing things? Sony. And I hear it’s not the PlayStation 5.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, you can’t find one of those, but you can find a Sony electric car. What?

Executive Producer Tania: Well, not yet. Those are still concepts too. However, we talked about So is the

Crew Chief Brad: PS5.

Executive Producer Tania: We talked about a while ago, which I think it was Two years ago at CES, Sony unveiled the vision s their possible entry into electric cars.

And this past year at the Consumer Electronics Show, they unveiled the vision S zero two, which is their SUV. entry if they

Crew Chief Eric: actually ever do this, right? First things first, they put the Vision [01:21:00] S1 in a trash compactor, right? I mean, that’s what this thing looks like. It looks like they washed

Executive Producer Tania: it. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Okay. Cool. Unfortunately for me, they look better, sort of, but they look too much like Tesla’s.

Crew Chief Eric: I think the front of the Vision S1, let’s call it that, looks like a Taycan. Which I’m okay with. I like the fact that it has like legit wheels, stuff like that. I mean, kind of re reviewing this car. Now looking at it, you know, side by side with the other one compared to the original, like, you know, auto show debut pictures that we saw at CES and whatnot.

Here’s the biggest problem I have with these EVs. They have so much power. And we talk about it, you know, many times, you know, who needs a grocery getter that goes zero to 60 in two seconds and all this Aesthetically, why do we need these heinous freaking wheels? I mean, it makes the cars look like hot garbage.

The Vision S, the original one, I think it’s understated. I would drive that if you told me that was a Sony, I wouldn’t [01:22:00] believe you. I would tell you, Oh, that’s like a Hyundai or that’s, you know, some sort of other, maybe Toyota or something like that. I just, I don’t know, but this other thing it’s redeeming value is not the outside.

I think the interior is super cool. I’m even a fan of this. big, ridiculous Star Trek dashboard that’s in it. I don’t know how I

Executive Producer Tania: feel about all these new dashboards that are nothing but screens, but the seats look like they, uh, would cradle you quite nicely.

Crew Chief Eric: I’m not saying these screens aren’t going to break.

I just think aesthetically. Sony has done a good job. It looks cool.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, and we should expect that from them. If anything, this thing should have a killer sound system in it.

Crew Chief Eric: I

Executive Producer Tania: agree with that. And a really good display systems, right? Because that’s what they know how to do. Exactly. And I mean, the other interesting thing where he, who shall not be named Musk refuses to use technology, you know, we’re still using camera technology, like literal cameras for the, you know, all the sensors and all that stuff.

Sony’s like, nah, we’re doing [01:23:00] LIDAR.

Crew Chief Eric: Nice.

Executive Producer Tania: It takes a combination

Crew Chief Eric: of all those things, right? Well, it

Executive Producer Tania: does, but certain folks, Musk refuses basically. Has said that he’s not going to use it. And it’s like, why it’s more advanced than anything else. Who knows what those reasons are. I don’t recall at any rate, it’ll be interesting to see, you know, again, I think what we said is, you know, this is more about the technology versus the actual car, so this is a way for them to showcase to all the other auto manufacturers.

This is what we bring to the table. Do you want to come by our dashboards, our sound systems, dah, dah, dah. Oh, Hey. And also our LIDAR sensor technology for autonomous driving is. And that goes

Crew Chief Eric: back to what the guy from Rimac was saying as well, where that’s part of how he got his start was licensing some of his ideas and his technology to other companies.

So this is an opportunity, not for Sony to make cars, but license some of their ideas. So I agree with you there. Sell

Crew Chief Brad: their, sell their technology. Now

Crew Chief Eric: I will say this about the Teslas. From a business [01:24:00] perspective, it makes a thousand percent sense to not retrofit the LIDAR into the cars. Because if you look at it from the perspective, like the big three, how much it takes to make a change on a vehicle, it’ll cost them probably 200, 000 to figure out how to put in one LIDAR sensor on one corner of the car.

If they’re trying to minimize and maximize like their profits and stuff and all the, you know, costs and profits and all that, it’s going to It’s not advantageous for them to go back and redesign the Model 3 right now.

Executive Producer Tania: No, but he could have already put the LiDAR in. That’s part of the point. He, like, refuses because it’s not like LiDAR just came out last year.

So he had opportunity, because since he’s been building cars from the ground up, to have started with that technology. And he’s refused so far for whatever the reasons are would need to investigate it.

Crew Chief Eric: It actually is a great segue into we would be remiss since we’re already talking about it. Tesla’s raising their prices yet again.

Executive Producer Tania: Yes, which is, you know, there’s never a reason. Fine, probably supply chain chips, [01:25:00] the moon phase climate change, who knows, but yes, the prices on all their models at the same time are increasing. Believe it’s like two to four grand depending on, on the model, which is in a lot, but it’s not insignificant either.

Right. And it kind of pushes that model three that I thought was supposed to be this entry level, low priced vehicle to almost mid forty thousands now, which. I don’t know about anybody else, but 40 plus thousand for a car is pretty fricking expensive.

Crew Chief Brad: They’re raising their prices because home depot prices went up.

Crew Chief Eric: Damn, the cost of plywood is pretty expensive these days. It’s

Crew Chief Brad: true. It’s true.

Crew Chief Eric: Zynga. But then they’re going into

Executive Producer Tania: partnerships with companies like. That’s a little bit misleading because they’re not going into a partnership with Hertz. There’s no contract apparently between Tesla and Hertz, but Hertz has put in orders for A hundred thousand Tesla’s model threes and whys, or maybe they’re all model threes, basically to have on their lots as rental cars.

And you can, in fact, [01:26:00] already rent Tesla’s from Hertz facilities. I don’t know which ones, but if you’re flying into LAX at any time, I did check and you can reserve currently a model three, the model whys are sold out or rented out, you know, I looked at the price and at first I was like, dang, that’s expensive.

But then I’m like, well, is it really? So it is really expensive.

Crew Chief Eric: So my bigger question is, do they still ask you to prepay for the fuel on return? They got to charge it up when you returned it to the airport, right?

Executive Producer Tania: That’ll be an interesting question is how much they, you know, make it a premium. If you prefill, you always end up paying a little bit more than if you got your fuel on yourself.

Before you returned it. So I don’t know what they’ll do with the electrification, but you find yourself in LAX, believe my rental dates were, I’m sure they won’t change, but I was looking sometime at the end of February for giggles for 125 and 35 cents a day. You too can rent a model three standard range Tesla.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, that’s the level where you can rent like the [01:27:00] upper luxury cars when you’re paying, you know, 120, 150 a day. I mean,

Executive Producer Tania: at this Hertz, you could rent the elite sports car. Which is a v4 from the picture Camaro Charger or Mustang for 133. 85 a day. You could also rent the premium sports car convertible, which shows a picture of a Camaro for 145.

58 a day.

Crew Chief Eric: I think at the end of all that, I would still take the Tesla, but want a four cylinder Camaro.

Crew Chief Brad: And I still get a Chevy Impala for 15 a day.

Crew Chief Eric: I heard a seven. Birdspot 750 of them recently.

Crew Chief Brad: No, that was budget.

Executive Producer Tania: 125 a day is pretty expensive. If you’re on a budget, you’re not going to spring for that. I mean, granted the cheapest vehicle that you could rent right now on the days I chose at LAX is an economy two or four door and they show a Chevy of AO two door in the picture.

No, sorry. A Chevy spark [01:28:00] in the picture. 81 and 27 cents a day.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, that’s LA prices. I mean, if you were in the middle of Omaha, it’s like 12 a day, like Brad was saying, but you can buy a lot of gas at 125 bucks a day, you know? So in the rental car world, and you got to look at how renters use rental cars.

I mean, unlike my trip from the mint to Phoenix, where I was putting on hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of miles for the person that’s, you know, flying into town, buzzing around, doing meetings and whatever, is it really worth renting a Tesla?

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t know. I mean, obviously it would depend on what city you’re flying into, because if they don’t have a good charging network, you don’t want to have to be dealing with that hassle of you’re in a new city that you don’t know, and you’re got to run to meetings or do this, that, and the other.

No crap. The dude before me left it empty.

Crew Chief Eric: Now, I will say this. There is an upside to this. The more I think about it. The Zipcar business model would have really worked well for this in the sense that if you could drop the Tesla off at a charging station and then pick up another one somewhere else, just by maybe using like an ID card that says, Hey, I’m a Tesla [01:29:00] subscriber or something like that.

Boop, jump in the car and drive away. So you just

Executive Producer Tania: steal someone else’s car while they’re in the Starbucks. Okay, this is gonna work good. But at any rate, depending on the city, if you wanted to see what the fuss is about a Tesla, but aren’t ready to commit to one, you could go rent one for a couple days.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s a solid plan. Still cheaper than committing.

Executive Producer Tania: So moving on, the Cybertruck, which was, you know, Coming soon to garages, nowhere because it can’t fit apparently on their website earlier this month or the last couple of weeks has removed everything saying production 2022. Basically, it’s like up in the air.

I guess you can still reserve them, but. question mark when you would actually get it. So it sounds like they’re delayed yet again. Who knows why? There’s never a reason. Sounds like the windshield wiper blades could be a reason

Crew Chief Eric: or lack thereof. They’re going to laser beams.

Executive Producer Tania: Apparently they’re trying to do like a [01:30:00] single wiper blade and Musk himself has said that it’s troubling.

Crew Chief Eric: Mercedes figured a single wiper blade out in the eighties on the one nineties. I mean, come on.

Executive Producer Tania: Everyone figured wiper blades out. How many decades ago? Like seriously, just put fricking wiper blades on this thing. I don’t know. I don’t know. He can do all these things, but I can’t put a wiper blade on. Well,

Crew Chief Eric: the problem is this, right?

If you do the basic math, I mean, we all took like some form of trigonometry or I don’t know what in school. If you look at the width of the vehicle to use two blades, they would never reach the top of the windshield and they would probably come below your nose. So they would be totally ineffective. So I get why he’s got to use one wiper blade.

But the problem is the wiper blade is six feet long. So where do you mount it? It doesn’t make any sense. Like the whole design is terrible. It is on the list of cars yet to be released that we should all be looking out for on that article we talked about at the beginning of the show. It’s still listed there.

Hot [01:31:00] wheels has gone as far as to release cyber trucks. That’s the only place you can buy a cyber truck right now at every Walmart and target. I seen them, I had them in my hands, but if you’re dying to get one in your garage, even though it won’t fit, you’re going to have to wait. So

Crew Chief Brad: you can buy my reserve spot

Crew Chief Eric: double down on that 200 bucks.

Crew Chief Brad: You know, I feel like they are missing an opportunity here. They just need to go to Home Depot and buy a six foot long squeegee like the window washers use and just put a little arm from the center of it straight up and it pulls it down and pushes it straight up and it pulls it down straight up, pulls it down, but you have these at gas stations.

Why can’t Tesla get one?

Crew Chief Eric: If this thing wasn’t shaped like N64, Star Fox, and it was more like that Mercedes EQXX we were just talking about, maybe it had a low coefficient of drag, because you can’t tell me that angular design is streamlined in any way. You probably wouldn’t even need a wiper blade. Like think about some of those IMSA cars where, you know, the prototypes where it’s like, they’re going so fast.

They’re so [01:32:00] slippery. The rain just flies off the windshield. It could be the same thing. But when you’re trying to drive a brick. Through the air, it’s, it’s not going to happen.

Crew Chief Brad: They just need rain X.

Executive Producer Tania: Nobody’s driving that quickly to have the rain beat off and fling off. Like if you’re crawling at 20 miles an hour, I don’t care what your coefficient of or angle of windshield is.

It doesn’t work that way.

Crew Chief Eric: We could use tear offs. Like on helmets, right? That’s all they need on the cyber truck. It’s just tear off. So you get out, reach around the A pillar, yeah, reach out with the A pillar. Just

Executive Producer Tania: rip it off. How are you reaching out? You’re like getting out, like put it in autopilot and you crawl out?

Like that’s

Crew Chief Brad: it? No, you, you, you use a windshield arm. You, you need to use a windshield wiper arm to reach up and tear it off. Or you use normal fucking windshield wipers. You idiots. Maybe

Executive Producer Tania: the real hold up is that laser. Technology. I think

Crew Chief Eric: it’s the lasers. The lasers are the answer. The laser is the lidar.

Executive Producer Tania: In good news though, how this was ever a good idea. Apparently Tesla will stop [01:33:00] allowing drivers to play video games while driving in their car. They have that gigantic touchscreen, right? And so they have passenger play. So in theory, the idea is your passenger can amuse themselves by playing. Whatever on the screen, but there’s nothing built in to prevent the driver from using it while driving, which, of course, normally that stuff is turned off by the fact that the car is in motion.

The car is in motion. Your passenger can’t play either. So it’s

Crew Chief Eric: like,

Executive Producer Tania: why is this even an option? Well, it’s an option because

Crew Chief Eric: you put it in self driving autonomous mode, 12, and you play 12. Pokemon go the whole time. It’s amazing. No,

Executive Producer Tania: because even according to Tesla, you’re supposed to still be watching the road and maintaining your hands on the steering wheel, so you shouldn’t be playing, putting the wheel.

I need one

Crew Chief Eric: hand to hold the steering wheel and one hand to throw the poker ball. I can prove this allegedly. Just gimme a Tesla. I’ll prove it to you.

Crew Chief Brad: I feel like we needed this option when we went to NCM .

Crew Chief Eric: The radio didn’t work. For like 11 hours, it was ridiculous.

Crew Chief Brad: We [01:34:00] had NPR and then we had nothing and then we had church and then we had nothing and it was just 12 hours of awkward, best friend ness.

Crew Chief Eric: But that was an epic trip and we have a story to tell about it. So there you

Crew Chief Brad: go. But

Crew Chief Eric: you know, it lowered our expectations, didn’t it?

Crew Chief Brad: Lowered expectations,

Executive Producer Tania: which this last one sort of straddles that line, a gentleman in Helsinki got very upset that his Tesla broke down. Something happened with the batteries or some fault.

And then I guess because he did some mods on the car, it was out of warranty or out of Tesla careness. It was a 22, 000 repair bill. He didn’t want to pay that. Apparently this guy’s got lots of money and he decided instead of paying that, he was going to blow his car up. And so I don’t know that the Finnish guys that’s, I think they got a YouTube channel and they go [01:35:00] around basically blowing stuff up there, the bomb dudes or something like that.

I guess somehow I got in contact with them and they strapped 66 pounds of dynamite to this Tesla in like this. Rock quarry, and then proceeded to blow it to smithereens. And there’s a video of this explosion.

Crew Chief Eric: Top gear level of excitement right there. That’s something they would have done on top gear for sure.

The old, the old top gear.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, I don’t know why you do it. I mean, I guess it was a 2013 model S so you could say it’s 10 years started out, but that’s

Crew Chief Eric: kind of stupid. There’s something to be said about that, right? You hear these people all the time that I drove my Tesla 400, 000 miles and I had not a single issue.

I mean, there’s the other end of this. Swing as well. People don’t maybe necessarily talk about all the time. So this is, you know, something interesting now that I think about it, to your point, 2013, it’s, you know, 10 years old and it’s going to cost 22 grand to get that car back on the road. You know, that’s the half the cost of a new model three, right?

Do you cut your losses? And then what do you do with a Tesla that needs 22, 000 worth of batteries? Nobody’s going to buy that as [01:36:00] a used fixer upper. You’re still on the whole 22 grand. You know, what were they going to do with the car? Take it back and recycle it? Like, is there a plan for that? So I can see this from multiple angles.

So it’s not totally out of the realm to say, well, screw it. We’re just going to blow it up. What was the alternative? Now, granted there’s the hazmat side of this, like blowing up a car. I don’t condone this, especially in EV because of, you know, all the lithium and all the stuff, but still I’m kind of like, all right, well, there were worse options, I suppose.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, if nothing else, it’s kind of interesting to see. how it exploded and all the bits and pieces, which then they had, they went and collected and put into a giant pile. The

Crew Chief Eric: bigger question is for how long did it burn afterwards? I mentioned Top Gear a moment ago, maybe sad news or maybe a want, want, but for the folks out there that are fans of Top Gear.

Clarkson Hammond and May, you may recall that in 2016, they spun up their own social media network known as drive tribe. Fortunately [01:37:00] for us, we’re huge fans here at GTM of the old top gear. And Brad was such a big fan. He actually got us in on like day two, and we were one of the earliest tribes on drive tribe, and we’ve been, you know, consistently posting there and things like that.

You can say what DriveTribe, what’s DriveTribe or I haven’t gone to DriveTribe. There’s not a whole heck of a lot going on there. Well, folks, sad news after five years of being in service, they are finally shutting down DriveTribe here at the end of January. So if you need to, you know, pull down your posts, grab your pictures, whatever have you, DriveTribe will be no more.

It is morphing into an Instagram only, you know, kind of like schwag. type of marketing thing. So that’s what it’s turning into, but it is no more. So I will say this. It’s also a great opportunity for folks to maybe go and check out one of our partners, Garage Riot. You know, Garage Riot is a social media platform for car enthusiasts and petrol heads and whatnot.

It’s a free of charge based here out of the United States, but [01:38:00] very similar to other social media platforms that you’re used to, you know, like Instagram and Facebook, et cetera, but designed for petrol heads. Buy Petrolhead. So check out garage riot.com when you get a chance. So I spent a lot of time looking at posts on Instagram and most of my feed is full of car stuff and tuners and wheels and rof formm this and you know, Centerline that, this and that and the other thing, it popped on my feed not long ago.

Somebody posted that the infamous. And slightly cult classic, Ronald teddy bear wheels were making a comeback. In the used market or new? New, no price. I didn’t say who, you know, if Ronal was going to make them, but there are images or renderings of what they would look like today, a deep dish wheel, which is uncommon these days with high offset wheels coming on pretty much every car, gold rivets, you know, they actually paint the caricatures of the bear in black instead of just the traditional all silver wheel that they created.

You know, back in the eighties and nineties, you know, famous and all the mark three [01:39:00] Volkswagen, all those folks, they, they love those wheels, but yeah, apparently the Ronald teddy bear might be making a comeback. So I am definitely going to give up my spot in line for those to anybody else.

Crew Chief Brad: Those only look good on a mark three Volkswagen

Crew Chief Eric: pretty much. And you know, there’s been some other interesting wheels. I’m going to call them interesting that have come out lately. Like the new, um, I think they were rotiforms that they’re square, but they’re Harlequin. So they look like waffles. They look cool.

I’m like this big Atlas Toreg. Harlequin thing that they did, but I’m like, I don’t see the application except for this one specific bill that I don’t think it would look good on my car. And I think it just looks silly. These things are cool. If you’re building a specific type of style or look, but yeah, definitely not for me.

It would be cool. Like in a paperweight size key chain, I go with key chains. I would memorabilia type stuff. It would be pretty slick. My daughters would love this. So other things that lowered our expectations here over the winter, there was a gentleman that broke the motorcycle cannonball [01:40:00] record, and basically he was quoted as saying, when interviewed, you know, what did you think?

He goes, I would not recommend.

Crew Chief Brad: Well, that’s just because he wants to keep his record intact.

Crew Chief Eric: Maybe, but I mean, there’s no other way to say this. It’s gotta be a ball buster. To ride cross country like that nonstop on a motorcycle. I mean, not even that, I

Crew Chief Brad: mean, cause there are some comfortable motorcycles, but to do that, it’s dangerous as hell.

I mean, he had an average speed of almost 87 miles an hour with stopping for fuel and everything. His average. was 87 miles an hour. That means he must have been flying. Yeah, he was booking. It took, what, 36 hours for him to do this?

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.

Crew Chief Brad: 35 hours and some odd minutes. I mean, he’s driving through the night and doing 90, 100, 150 miles an hour and some stretches.

No bueno, no thank you.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, no thanks either. And can you imagine the noise that motorcycle made at wide open throttle for 35 hours?

Crew Chief Brad: That alone would drive me insane.

Crew Chief Eric: Right, [01:41:00] but it would also get you a hefty fine in New York.

Crew Chief Brad: New York is cracking down on loud exhaust because they’ve got the, the straight pipe, people were straight piping their cars, cutting out the mufflers and cutting out the, uh, the catalytic converters.

You know, and straight piping their cars to sound like gunshots and it’s dangerous around the city of New York and pedestrians and all the homeowners there are so scared of these cars. It sounds so terrible. So New York is fining people for loud exhaust aftermarket exhaust thousand dollars if they don’t impound your car.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, they also said that because of lockdowns and because people being bored, there were people street racing down the streets and very loud cars, which was disruptive. Now I get. Their civil liberties get their feelings hurt and they should be allowed to have as loud a car as they want. But sometimes when you go home and you’re done dealing with the BS and stupidity of people, you want to retire to your home in [01:42:00] silence and peace and not.

Have morons doing burnouts at 2 a. m. waking you up in the middle of the night. All

Crew Chief Brad: right. But if there are more on street racing and doing burnouts at 2 a. m., their exhaust is not the problem. The problem is that they’re doing burnouts and street racing at 2 in the morning.

Crew Chief Eric: We’re avoiding the fact that this is all, I’m not going to say all, it’s probably 90 percent Mark 7 and Mark 8 GTI owners, right?

That all sound like gunshots because do you know any other car that has that stupid feature that you can do it from idle and everything. It’s like every third freaking video on TikTok is some GTI making that sound all the time. It tries to be nuts. It doesn’t, we don’t need that. It feels like it’s all vague products to me, but you know what I’m, I’m hating on my own kind, but I think they sound like shit.

I’m just going to be totally upfront about it. Speaking of stupidity on roads, if they’re not making noise, What’s happening on 395 lately?

Crew Chief Brad: They’re driving [01:43:00] backwards. Wait, what? You heard that right. To avoid traffic jams, people are driving backwards. So they’re reversing on 395 in D. C. and Northern Virginia.

Executive Producer Tania: To go where? Because they missed their exit. Into another traffic jam. To go back the,

Crew Chief Brad: you have to go back to the previous exit that they passed.

Executive Producer Tania: So you’re driving through a traffic jam, so that would imply cars in front of you. Cars beside you, cars behind you.

Crew Chief Brad: No, they see the traffic jam ahead. So they put it in reverse, then go the wrong way.

At

Executive Producer Tania: speed,

Crew Chief Brad: which

Executive Producer Tania: your automatic won’t let you do. Okay. So they slam on their brakes, come to a stop, quickly thrown in reverse. They get the arm over the seat, rest

Crew Chief Eric: or a backup camera. Nobody does that anymore. Boomer back.

Executive Producer Tania: Okay. So two hands on the wheel backup camera. Steering left and right because they don’t know which way the car turns when it’s in reverse, which way the steering wheel [01:44:00] goes.

So they’re confused. They’re slaloming to get to the exit ramp

Crew Chief Brad: so that they can back down the wrong way on an exit ramp.

Crew Chief Eric: So the public service announcement here is they may have changed the laws about driving on the shoulder, but it is still illegal to back up on the highway and then take an exit ramp.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh, they’re on the shoulder doing this. I thought they were in the lanes of traffic.

Crew Chief Brad: They’re in the lanes. Oh, there are the lanes? I understood it

Crew Chief Eric: as backing up the shoulder, which is technically illegal, but whatever. Backing up

Crew Chief Brad: anywhere is illegal, unless it’s into a space or your driveway. It’s illegal to do on a public road.

Crew Chief Eric: You know what could be causing these traffic jams? Forcing people to back up on 395 and take an exit ramp?

Crew Chief Brad: What?

Crew Chief Eric: Florida, man.

Executive Producer Tania: A Florida man tractor trailer driver, uh, not adhering to the clearance restrictions for the bridge he’s about to drive under. That never

Crew Chief Eric: happens.

Executive Producer Tania: That didn’t happen and a bridge didn’t shift in Georgia.[01:45:00]

Crew Chief Eric: Well, in this particular case, it happened to be an Amazon semi truck and now explains why my package has been marked lost. So I was just

Executive Producer Tania: trying to like, You know, pull back the top of the truck so you could access the packages quicker. Like Santa

Crew Chief Eric: Claus, just

Executive Producer Tania: throw them out there.

Crew Chief Brad: He’s just opening the can.

Executive Producer Tania: Which is literally what it looks like.

Crew Chief Eric: Now this next one made me smile and it’s just so Italian.

Executive Producer Tania: Why not? A car that has not moved in 47 years. It has earned its right to become a monument. Just like all the other piles of rock that are left randomly in places.

Crew Chief Eric: I love the fact that this gentleman, Angelo, who is now 94 years old, parked his car in front of his house in 1974 and has never driven it since.

Damn, that’s awesome.

Crew Chief Brad: You know why he’s never driven it? Because it’s a Lancia.

Crew Chief Eric: It is a 62 Fulvia. It is a car that is slightly sought after, even though it is kind of boxy and utilitarian, but I just think it’s [01:46:00] hilarious. And you know what? The next time over in Italy, I’m going to go get my picture taken with this new monument.

And this is a monument to petrolheads. This is awesome. So what

Crew Chief Brad: does this monument say about petrol heads? So the fact that it hasn’t moved in 47 years,

Crew Chief Eric: Hey, it ran and drove when it

Crew Chief Brad: was I know what I have no low balls.

Executive Producer Tania: So there was some rumors that Brad Pitt was going to be making some sort of formula one movie and that, you know, Oh, maybe Lewis Hamilton was going to Or somehow consult on it or something like that, you know, it was all very fresh at the time, but as the weeks go by, we’re getting a little bit more information.

And now we’re learning that apple. So, I guess this will end up on apple TV. Apple and Brad Pitt are working together on this project. Formula one kind of inspired drama. When this was first announced, I actually made the comment. What is this just going to be driven with formula one cars, which was that Stavuster saloon, hot [01:47:00] trash movie, where they were driving Indy cars around whatever the hell city it was, which allegedly I think that movie was originally supposed to be formula one car.

So we’re finally making the movie we intended to make back then, but with Brad Pitt starring in it. So we know it’s just going to be.

Crew Chief Brad: No, I’m always down for a car movie, good, bad, or whatever. I mean, we’ve started an entire sub show of break fix where we review bad car movies. So I’m going to add this to our list when it comes out.

Executive Producer Tania: It’ll be interesting to see as this progresses and we learn more, what exactly it’s going to develop into. It’s not looking, I feel like it should

Crew Chief Brad: be Tom Cruise.

Crew Chief Eric: Wait, we already did that movie too. I feel like this is going to be Troy with helmets. That’s what this is going to be. Can

Executive Producer Tania: Eric Bana play the bad guy?

At least he’s a car guy. So this last one is pretty interesting. I think speaks very badly for humans because when you’re goldfish. can [01:48:00] successfully drive its fishbowl tank, and you can’t even navigate to the grocery store without hitting something. I think we need to reassess ourselves.

Crew Chief Eric: I am so confused by all of this.

Executive Producer Tania: Scientists trained a goldfish to drive a fish operated vehicle, which was their little fishbowl on like wheels, essentially. This is Life Aquatic. When does Bill Murray pop out? But they tested this in different ways to see if it was like the fish just picked up the routine because I don’t know, like where the fish looked is where it went.

It’s fish bowl drove apparently. And so I think they did something with like colored lights on the ground. And, and so they were trying to get the fish to go somewhere and the fish followed the route. And if they changed the route. It followed the route, it understood the directions and could do it. It wasn’t just like, Oh, it did it once.

And it just kept doing the same thing over again.

Crew Chief Eric: So I can destroy this whole [01:49:00] grossly overpaid government grant in one move. All I need to do is put a plastic castle in the middle of wherever this thing is. And suddenly you will see that goldfish just doing doughnuts.

Executive Producer Tania: No, but what’s that? Interesting, though, and fascinating to learn more about.

I didn’t know that a goldfish’s vision was that great. And now consider the fact that it’s seeing everything so bizarrely twisted through the water and then the glass bowl and the surface reflections and the curvature, but it could drive its fishbowl successfully to its destination. I

Crew Chief Eric: mean, do you remember Drew Carey’s glasses from the Drew Carey show back in the day?

I mean, that’s probably the equivalent, right? He’s allowed to drive a car.

Executive Producer Tania: In his defense, he has gotten laser, but oh, wow. Yeah. Anyway, these are what some scientists are doing lately, getting fish to drive their fish holes.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, you’re tax dollars at work.

Crew Chief Brad: And [01:50:00] that is why COVID is still a thing.

Crew Chief Eric: Speaking of both of those things, because we’re teaching

Crew Chief Brad: fish to drive.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, speaking of both of those things, your tax dollars at work and COVID being a thing.

Why don’t we talk about Florida main stories while we’re at it?

Executive Producer Tania: We

Crew Chief Brad: don’t have any rich people doing rich people things this time. Because that

Executive Producer Tania: razor scooter hasn’t gone into production yet.

Crew Chief Brad: Actually, I would say the Dimitri Mazepin buys son new F1 chassis kind of qualifies for rich people doing rich people things.

Crew Chief Eric: You know, you’re right about that. You are absolutely right about

Crew Chief Brad: that. You can beat with his own

Crew Chief Eric: teammate. Terrible. I mean, it’s about as terrible as this limousine. This record setting 100 foot long Cadillac limousine is the world’s largest limo, and it is in the hands of a Florida man, and it is currently being restored.

Yeah, it’s bonkers. [01:51:00] It’s got a helicopter on the back. So

Executive Producer Tania: I quickly lost interest in that when I saw that there was a Ferrari. F40 with 10 wheels.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, that’s way cooler.

Executive Producer Tania: An eight seater, and I’m like, why? That’s actually a Fiero, don’t even go there. It’s made to look like a, I mean, the frickin Ferrari symbol’s like three feet long on the hood, I mean.

And then there’s that double wide, I don’t even know what that thing is, it’s like two cars conjoined twins together, and it’s got like a swimming pool in the back, and.

Crew Chief Eric: This is all stuff I would see in the kids. Part of Hershey park, like they all look like amusement park rides. I mean, they’re just, they’re insane.

Executive Producer Tania: Where did these come from? Like, I’m disappointed that the article didn’t explain like the history of these bizarre cars that apparently were on display somewhere because there’s like, even fricking like the American dream, Jay. Orberg Star Cars, Hollywood, California. What? There’s even like a model that [01:52:00] like stands in front of them and stuff.

Crew Chief Eric: I think my favorite though is the Pepto Pink Mercedes with the heart shaped hot tub in the trunk. That thing is legit awesome. Although I’m easily distracted and there was a Haggerty ad with a Corrado on it, so I clicked on that and I kind of moved on from this pretty quickly. Wanted to see what that was all about.

So what else is going on in Florida?

Executive Producer Tania: Moving on, so. We’re in Florida again, of course. Now say you get into, I don’t know, a little parking dispute. You’re angry at your neighbor’s parking habits. It’s happened to all of us, right? Sometimes you’re just like, who is this joker parking their car in front of my property, even though I don’t own the street there, I don’t want your car parked in front.

How would you, as a normal person, as a non Floridian, handle that?

Crew Chief Eric: I’d piss and moan and stomp my feet and do nothing about it. Nunchucks.

Executive Producer Tania: Have you thought about a flamethrower?

Crew Chief Eric: Damn. Is this guy Charles Bronson?

Executive Producer Tania: He’s Andre [01:53:00] something. And he decided to get himself three counts of felony aggravated assault with a deadly weapon with intention to kill as he brandished the flames from the flame thrower at his neighbors who parked in front of his house.

Crew Chief Eric: Was the neighbor in the vehicle at the time of the offense?

Executive Producer Tania: Yes, unfortunately. Oh, okay. They were like teenagers getting out of the car and he like turned the flamethrower on on them. That

Crew Chief Brad: is This is like the ultimate get off my lawn.

Executive Producer Tania: That’s some buck wild manure right there. Wow. That is, that’s intense.

He denies of course targeting them, but.

Crew Chief Brad: Don’t park in front of my house.

Executive Producer Tania: The

Crew Chief Eric: char marks on the side of the car weren’t evidence enough of this, of the assault.

Crew Chief Brad: They said they wanted to add.

Crew Chief Eric: These Florida man stories play out like people’s court.

Executive Producer Tania: Also in Florida. So I think too many Fast and the Furious movies, too many of these, uh, what was the other one with Statham with the [01:54:00] transporter movies?

Drives the Audi out of the parking garage and all that stuff. Well, for reasons unbeknownst, somebody drove off an eight story parking garage. Yes! How did that end? You know what? He lived. Don’t know why his 2015 Ford Explorer. It’s always a Ford, isn’t it? Apparently it was like in the middle of the afternoon and it happened to like, I don’t know, it landed upside down, was caught in like a cable was also like hanging off.

Maybe that helped smooth the impact. Yeah. No real explanation. I don’t think

Crew Chief Eric: drugs is the explanation

Executive Producer Tania: probably because. Flew off a building, landed upside down, he got out of the car and ran.

Crew Chief Eric: Two blocks. Is this the automotive equivalent of when people throw shoes on the power lines? Like you just throw your car on the power lines?

Crew Chief Brad: Looking at this car, how the hell did he get out of it?

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t know how he survived.

Crew Chief Brad: I love his wheel studs. They’re like [01:55:00] three inch long spikes.

Crew Chief Eric: Boat a seer spikes. Right. I noticed

Executive Producer Tania: those

Crew Chief Eric: the first

Executive Producer Tania: time. I mean, good on him that he survived. Who knows what that story is, but only in Florida.

Crew Chief Brad: I don’t think good on him.

It was a failed suicide attempt. That’s what that was.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh, I hope not. Well, you wouldn’t have gotten out and ran. Physics

Crew Chief Eric: people, physics, pay attention.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, they’ve, they’ve definitely beefed up that rollover capability of the Ford Explorers, if nothing else. Stealing cars, not a good thing, shouldn’t do this, right?

Everyone has their own way of doing it. I think we talked about the guys that went with a front loader, forklift, steal motorcycles or something, right? And then drove whatever it was, cross railroad tracks on it. And it’s always ballsy when they’re stealing them from dealerships, right? Versus parking lot or something like that.

What if you went to the dealership to steal the car naked?

Crew Chief Brad: This brings us to our sub segment of Florida Man. It’s naked Florida Man. [01:56:00]

Executive Producer Tania: You know, he just somehow was there naked at the dealership, got into a 2021 Ram truck that was in a painting booth, acted out, and drove it off. I mean, if I was the

Crew Chief Eric: sales guy and it was a Dodge Dart, I would have just given him the keys.

I’m like, man, you really need this.

Crew Chief Brad: You really need to go away.

Crew Chief Eric: He stole it out of the paint booth.

Crew Chief Brad: Was it his own truck? Was he stealing it back?

Crew Chief Eric: Like that guy from New Jersey who came out running with the guns

Crew Chief Brad: naked. There’s a picture of this guy.

Executive Producer Tania: Clothed or not clothed.

Crew Chief Brad: To answer everybody’s question.

drugs.

Executive Producer Tania: It’s always Florida man, right? We give the Florida man a hard time. Then that’s not fair to spread the joy a little bit here. And to be fair, how about Florida woman? And how about a Florida woman leading police on a wild golf course chase? And not in a golf cart.

Crew Chief Brad: Oh?

Executive Producer Tania: No, in an SUV.

Crew Chief Brad: Looks like a Toyota [01:57:00] 4Runner.

Executive Producer Tania: It does look like a Toyota 4Runner. It doesn’t say what it is, but it does look like a 4Runner. So something of that nature.

Crew Chief Brad: She’s doing a little off road.

Crew Chief Eric: She looks like when Lieutenant Weigel from Reno 911 does the prostitute bit. Like, I don’t, what is this outfit?

Executive Producer Tania: Take a look at it, and that, you don’t even need to talk anymore.

What is she wearing? She looks drugs again and she led a police chase on a golf course in not a golf cart. This just hurts so much. Watch out Florida man, Florida woman.

Crew Chief Eric: I will say that’s the most off roading that that Toyota has done in its entire life. So there you go.

Executive Producer Tania: Round out the women here a little bit.

Texarkana or Texarkana. This woman in her Camaro, this orange Camaro with black stripes, these are important details, was stopped for, I think, something minor, so to speak. Felony forgery charge, not minor, but minor compared to how this turned out. [01:58:00] One could argue. Relatively speaking, so she’s pulled over resisting arrest.

She doesn’t turn her car off, which you’re supposed to do when you’re pulled over. She locked herself in her car, et cetera, et cetera. Cops come up, you know, get out of the car. No, no, no. The police officer being savvy as he was pulled out some spike strip, put it down. Presumably in, I don’t know where in front of his cruiser.

As he’s going back to his car to do whatever, and then she decides she’s going to make her break, reverses the Camaro into his cruiser enough, or at least wherever he put, maybe he put the spikes directly behind her car. She blows out three of the four tires on the Camaro, but this does not stop the Camaro.

This does not stop whatever tires were put on this car from the factory. So props to those tires, because she proceeds to get on the highway going a hundred miles an hour. with three spike strip blown out tires and one good tire till eventually she exits the highway the car becomes disabled [01:59:00] presumably the tires are by

Crew Chief Eric: on

Executive Producer Tania: star

Crew Chief Brad: three and a gas

Executive Producer Tania: she’s on the side of the interstate when they catch up to her her foot planted as the article says Her foot planted firmly on the accelerator as the wheel spun uselessly.

What did she break? All of it. So not only does she have the felony forgery charge, she also had evading arrest and resisting arrest. So good on you.

Crew Chief Eric: All of the fun facts and figures, the super fun facts of this article, are all negated once you reach The comment section of the article, which I will not repeat any of them, except for maybe one.

I mean, the one that got me though, is the guy who says I’d buy that car from salvage, fix it up and park it in front of the jail. Oh

Executive Producer Tania: my dude. They’re,

Crew Chief Eric: they’re pretty, they’re pretty [02:00:00] rough.

Executive Producer Tania: You know, I had not looked at them.

Crew Chief Eric: You will be in tears. And for anybody that wants to see them, they’ll be in the show notes when you click on there.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, we will end Florida man on a good note, which we normally

Crew Chief Eric: do.

Executive Producer Tania: You know, this is a good hearted Florida man. And I’m not saying that in any way that this is going to turn funny, but, you know, back in December or whenever it was those horrible tornadoes that. Level parts of Kentucky, this Florida man with his tractor trailer was taking donations, filling up his truck with food items and other necessities.

And he was going to drive all the way up from Florida to those folks in need and deliver all those items before Christmas time. So look at that nice heartwarming. That is

Crew Chief Eric: awesome. Round of applause for that Florida, man. Good job. Thank you. Thank you for redeeming. All the previous sins of the year, you, sir, are a saint.

Well, I guess it’s time for us to go behind the wall and quickly talk about motorsports news. The [02:01:00] racing season ends for us here locally. Usually around the late October, early November timeframe, but in other parts of the world where there’s lots of sand and no ocean, you know, they’re still running formula one races and, you know, Dakar and all this other kinds of stuff.

And so there’s always little tidbits of news here and there, but as we lead into the opening. Of the next racing season, which Rolex is right around the corner, January 29th and 30th weekend here in Florida yet again. So maybe some interesting Florida stories, the news from the NASCAR world is Jacques Villeneuve, former Formula One champ and IndyCar 500 champ is going to make a run.

At the Daytona 500, which is coming up after Rolex. So curious to see how that turns out. I mean, he’s basically kind of coming out of retirement to go run in NASCAR. I mean, yay. Cool. So let’s talk a little bit about open wheel news. What’s hot and what’s not. An IndyCard Formula One.

Crew Chief Brad: What’s not hot is that [02:02:00] Williams died.

Frank Williams, the, uh, I guess the team founder for the Williams F1 team. He passed away at age 79. His daughter was, I think it was daughter or granddaughter, was running the team and knowing the team. And I think the Williams team sold last year. To an investment firm, Doralton capital. And they’re still going to

Crew Chief Eric: be the back marker is back marker team of all the formula one, right?

Crew Chief Brad: Well, they’re going to have some competition with Haas.

Crew Chief Eric: I was going to say,

Executive Producer Tania: they’ve been doing pretty well,

Crew Chief Brad: but also they’re losing George Russell because George Russell is going to be Lewis Hamilton’s teammate for the coming season. So they’ve got the new. I think they’re the ones with the new Chinese driver from Formula 2 that’s, that’s moving up.

So who knows? They’ll be battling for worst five.

Crew Chief Eric: But there’s other sad news in Formula 1. The king has been dethroned.

Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lewis Hamilton lost. He is no longer [02:03:00] the reigning champion that title has gone to Max Verstappen due to some late lap final race heroics on his part was a complete farce.

And I mean, whoever camp you’re in, you’re not completely happy, I guess, unless you’re a Max Verstappen fan, but whatever Daniel Riccardo want to, want to let race this year, so I’m happy. Any podium. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: And I mean, there’s lots of memes and lots of stuff. I mean, people are even posting about, Hey, don’t forget about science.

You know, you had a great year despite all the drama that’s going on. So I don’t know, maybe I’ll pay attention next year. You don’t have to convince me.

Crew Chief Brad: If you’re looking to pay attention this year, coming up, you would like to know that come February, the team started unveiling their new cars for the 2022 season.

So the schedule goes Aston Martin’s first on February 10th, then McLaren on February 11th for our. Is the 17th and then Al Alpha Romeo is to be announced along with everybody else. Alpha, sorry, Alpine, Alpine, Haas, Mercedes, red [02:04:00] Bull. They’re all, you know, after those dates.

Crew Chief Eric: So once I see the first one, I’m good.

Right.

Crew Chief Brad: Basically, yeah. All the cars are, because of the new regulations and everything, all the cars are, should be very close to each other. Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. And I’m sure there’s silliness and chicanery about all of them that, you know, ridiculous wings and all that kind of stuff.

Crew Chief Brad: If you watch Aston, the Aston Martin, then it’s going to be the exact same car as the Mercedes.

Cause that’s what they got in trouble for.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. Right. I just wish formula one would go back to the old days where they could build their own chassis and their own bodies and do their own engines and be all over the map. I mean, I just feel like. You know, it’s like, I rock, they’re all in little go karts and they’re all the same and, you know, change the paint color from red to Pepto to green.

And you call them a different team.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s basically the NASCAR of the open wheel world.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, wait. Yeah. Nevermind. Cause some people were saying for a while there, you know, IndyCar was the hottest thing on TV. It the racing to watch and still have a hard time believing that. I still think IMSA is. Is the way to go.

It’s some [02:05:00] of the best racing. I mean, outside of a race, like the mid 400, you know, and some of those big off-road races where you can get really close to the trucks and the drivers. IMSA is the same way. There’s just this 10 foot pole between us, the fans, and the racing itself. And it feels too marketing heavy and just, it’s too much of a circus.

And I don’t know, it’s, it’s kind of turned me off. I mean, granted in the WRC world, you can’t get close anymore, you know, because of the deaths and the safety and all that. And it’s still, they’re just. Bonkers. WRC is absolutely nuts. I got to tune in because Finland and on all those big races in Sweden and whatnot are happening now here in the middle of winter.

So I’m looking forward to WRC season kicking off, you know, tuning into Red Bulls coverage. They do an excellent job for those that are probably gonna work. And I watch a rally race. I’ve said it time and time again, Red Bull TV for free in 4k. Check it out. There is some exciting news coming for IMSA. And that would be that the pony wars kick off again in 2024.

So team Corvette versus Ford. I mean, [02:06:00] they’ve had it rumored for a while that with these reclassings, they’re going to be able to merge GT four cars and et cetera, into the IMSA series. So it’d be cool to see Corvettes go against Mustangs. Although that’s kind of like apples and chainsaws, in my opinion, should be

Crew Chief Brad: Camaro’s

Crew Chief Eric: yeah, for Mustangs and Camaros for sure.

I would love to see return of the Ford GT, but that’s not on the horizon anytime soon, at least not from the news that we’re seeing. So curious to see where that goes, but I feel like it’s a day late and a dollar short, like all the big names are showing up for the hundredth. They’re all showing up for 23 Ford.

What are you waiting for? You know, put a car in GT three or, or GTLM or, or whatever. Whatever it is now and go for it. I mean, what, what are they waiting for? You know,

Crew Chief Brad: I’m holding out hope like much like the reveal of the four of the most recent Ford GT, it was a complete surprise, nobody knew it was coming.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they do something like that for Lamar. Then 2023.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, but this is saying 2024. That’s too late. Nobody cares, right? I mean, [02:07:00] the hundred and first is just as important as the hundredth, but you know, whatever, but let’s talk about other firsts as in the 61st running of Rolex. Uh, they say it’s going to be the biggest field in years.

There’s currently 60 cars on the roster. I mean, it’s a good round number. It’s better than previous years. It’s been kind of want, want, I mean, I watch Rolex religiously along with little moms and the petite and things like that. It’s been a bit of a bummer when, you know, you do look at the GTL unfilled, especially in Porsche’s pulled out and so on and so forth, and it’s just Corvette running around.

So to see more cars in there is great. When I looked at the field and I’m like, LMP three, and I’m like, yeah, just so we need, you know, more cookie cutter LMP cars, but you know, I’m still going to watch it. It’s still going to be entertaining. And, uh, we have some really cool things planned for that weekend.

So stay tuned for more news on that. And in the virtual world, there’s been some big news, a bit of a shake up there. iRacing has always been kind of off on its own, doing its own thing, you know, keeping up those Xbox 360 graphics that it’s [02:08:00] known for. And they made an announcement recently that they bought Monster Games.

Teasing that they’re going to make things that are more appealing to a broader market like console. So you might see things like iRacing come to your PS5 or your Xbox series X that you can’t buy in stores. I’m actually really happy about this because I do think that as good as iRacing is, it needs influence from some other parties that can bring higher quality graphics and things like that to the platform, better UI.

I mean, everything feels. I hate to say kind of kludgy and, and really dated, you know, when you look at it, it doesn’t have that fresh look that like a Codemasters platform has or Forza or something like that. So they definitely need a facelift. The physics engine is good, but they could do with a little bit of help.

So switching gears really quick to local news. Uh, as I mentioned, Rolex is coming up here the weekend of January 29th and 30th. It’s the 61st running. And because of everything that’s going on in the world these days, [02:09:00] it still seems we’re a little bit hot and cold on COVID. We’ve decided that instead of holding our traditional Rolex viewing party, which is usually hosted by Brad and his lovely wife, we’re going to go back to virtual this year and we’re going to make it an action packed weekend.

So if you go to our website and you look at club events and click on the Rolex 24 hours weekend, you’ll see that we’ve packed in there several virtual races. Uh, we’re doing awards nights and happy hours viewing parties. We’re even getting together with the folks from garage riot for a soft Relaunch of their new platform.

Talk about that. You get to meet Donovan and things like that. So it’s a lot of fun. We had a lot of things planned for that 24 hour race. And obviously it’s going to be centered around the Rolex. And so that’s a lot of fun. So look for more details on that. We’re still planning out the rest of the year.

So look forward to events like summer bash and animal house and the cannibal run and all these kinds of things. As we look at the. Bigger schedule. And we get our information from our friends over at HPD junkie. com. So a quick HPD junkie [02:10:00] trackside report, you know, what’s coming in February, March. Well, you know, I caught up with Dave Peters recently.

I spoke to him and he said right now they have over a thousand events loaded into their system. And they’re looking at nearly doubling that number by the end of January. So right around Rolex weekend, the database should be fully loaded and they’re capturing events from all across the world. North America.

So that’s the US and Canada combined. And, you know, all your favorite providers, you know, be it hooked on driving PCA, AMRA, SCCA, you know, NASA, whoever, all of that information, all in one spot, you know, search by the date, search by the location by the provider, and then figure out what your schedule looks like.

So now’s a great time to do that. And just know that they’re loading more and more information in there. And if you’re a track event provider and your schedule isn’t on HPD junkie. com, reach out to Dave Peters and get your information out there because there are so many eyes looking at that site every day, every week, every month to try to plan out what our calendars look like.

So always a great resource. We love working with Dave and [02:11:00] we look forward to seeing him again this year at one of the events. We got together with him at Carolina motor sports park. So we’re hoping to do that again this year.

Executive Producer Tania: And in case you missed out, check out the other podcast episodes that aired earlier this winter, we talked all things BMW with Donovan from garage ride and James clay from Bimmer world, David L.

Middleton from MIE racing returned to the show. It introduced us to BTCC pro racer, Rob Holland. We learned about the oldest off road race in America known as the mint 400. And our guest Matt Martelli also gave us the inside scoop on Jim Kana and growing up with Ken Block on our bonus patron, Minnesota.

We went shopping with Heeltread and Petrobox and learned about fire safety with up and coming brand PMX. You would be remiss if you missed out on our All Tesla Retrospective from last month. We talked collector cars with Chris Bright of Collector Part Exchange, CPX, and not so collector cars with our B Sides.

Ugly Cars Patreon re release and stories about The Compound with Nate and Emily. And finally, we learned about the [02:12:00] history and evolution of our home away from home, where else? Summit Point Motorsports Park. Thank you to everyone that came on the show this month, and please look forward to more great episodes this spring.

Crew Chief Eric: Big shout outs to our new Patreon supporters. Who do we have?

Crew Chief Brad: This winter we’ve added Emily Fox, Romano Conti, Brett Sonnerby, Sam Arrington, Andrew Maureen,

Crew Chief Eric: Very cool. And thank you guys for supporting GTM, supporting BreakFix. You know, without you folks, none of this would be possible and every little bit helps.

And remember as a Patreon subscriber, it gives you early access to behind the scenes content, bonus content, minisodes, all sorts of other things that we post every day. Out on Patreon first. So we want to reward those folks. Obviously we design also special swag and there’s other giveaways and things like that gives you access to all sorts of other perks, part of being a GTM supporter through Patreon.

So we appreciate everybody doing that and we look forward to your help in the future.

Crew Chief Brad: In addition to our Patreon supporters, we’d like to shout out our anniversaries. [02:13:00] We’ve got Marissa Cannon, Mike Pepitone, Chris Schaub, and Sean Roberts.

And a

Crew Chief Brad: special thanks to our guest host, me, for coming back. Yay, Brad.

Crew Chief Eric: We love having you back, Brad. It has been too long and it’s good to have your voice on the radio with us. And you know, it hasn’t been the same. We’re glad for you and Adrian, your boys happy and healthy and all that. And we look forward to seeing them at the track and to the next, you know, break, fix episodes.

So welcome back. Welcome back. Thank you. Thank you.

Crew Chief Brad: And thank you, Tanya, for, uh, putting this all together for us.

Crew Chief Eric: Our executive co producer.

Crew Chief Brad: Sorry, we ran out of time for Matt Damon. You’ll have to catch him next week

Crew Chief Eric: and until next month. Bye.

Executive Producer Tania: There’s some idiot in a Volvo with his

Crew Chief Eric: bright son behind me. I lean out the window [02:14:00] and scream, hey, what you trying to do

blind me?

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out on www. gtmotorsports. org. You can also find us on Motorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, You can call or text us at 202 630 1770, or send us an email at crewchief at gtmotorsports.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction and Sponsors
  • 00:34 Episode 18 Kickoff
  • 01:29 Cars Headed to the Graveyard in 2022
  • 06:59 New and Expected EVs
  • 16:51 Zombie Cars Still for Sale
  • 21:17 Used Car Market Insights
  • 26:05 Volkswagen and Audi News
  • 37:24 Stellantis Updates
  • 44:43 Chevy and Ford News
  • 48:21 Big Power from Small Displacement
  • 48:27 GM’s New Z06: Hype or Letdown?
  • 49:39 Ford’s Retractable Exhaust Tips
  • 51:06 Ford’s New Crate Motor: The Illuminator
  • 51:52 Modded Ford Ranger with Mustang Face
  • 52:33 Retro-Inspired Electric Pickups
  • 54:13 New F-150 Lightning Pricing
  • 56:25 Grand Wagoneer: First Impressions
  • 58:15 Electric Silverado Announcement
  • 59:20 Ford Beats Tesla in Stock Growth
  • 01:00:29 Toyota’s TacoZilla Camper
  • 01:02:15 Van Life Market Trends
  • 01:03:42 Rotary Engine Motorcycle
  • 01:04:25 Bugatti’s Electric Scooter
  • 01:06:36 Ferrari-Powered Boat for Sale
  • 01:07:48 Used Car Market Insanity
  • 01:10:14 The Andrew Bang Question
  • 01:11:57 Passing of Hazel Chapman
  • 01:13:30 Pininfarina Battista: Hyper EV
  • 01:14:13 Nissan’s Electric Pickup Concept
  • 01:16:01 Lexus Hydrogen Off-Roader
  • 01:18:05 Mercedes EQXX: 620-Mile Range
  • 01:20:19 Sony’s Vision S Electric Cars
  • 01:24:51 Tesla’s Price Hike and Hertz Orders
  • 01:27:42 The Cost of Renting a Tesla
  • 01:29:22 Cybertruck Delays and Design Issues
  • 01:32:57 Tesla’s Video Game Ban
  • 01:34:32 Blowing Up a Tesla in Finland
  • 01:36:49 DriveTribe Shuts Down
  • 01:38:24 The Return of Ronald Teddy Bear Wheels
  • 01:39:52 Motorcycle Cannonball Record
  • 01:41:04 New York’s Crackdown on Loud Exhausts
  • 01:42:53 Driving Backwards on 395
  • 01:44:45 Florida Man’s Crazy Car Stories
  • 02:00:54 Motorsports News and Updates
  • 02:08:50 Upcoming Events and Announcements

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Summit Point at 52: A Living Legacy of Mid-Atlantic Motorsports

Nestled in the rolling hills of West Virginia’s eastern panhandle, just two hours outside Washington, D.C., Summit Point Motorsports Park has been a cornerstone of Mid-Atlantic racing culture since the fall of 1969. As the sun rises over the apple trees and engines roar to life, the track’s legacy continues to grow – one lap at a time.

In a recent episode Break/Fix, Motorsports Director Edwin Paradue joined the show to reflect on Summit Point’s rich history, its evolution into a multi-circuit campus, and its vision for the future.

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When Summit Point first opened, the layout was simpler – no carousel, just a direct chute into what is now Turn 9. Photos from that inaugural year still hang in the concession areas, showing dirt-lined edges and tractor marks. “History is super important to us,” Paradue emphasized. “We’re even building a Motorsports Visitor Center to showcase not just Summit Point’s story, but the broader history of road racing in the Mid-Atlantic.”

Remember when Paul Newman raced at Summit? Photo courtesy Summit Point Raceway

That regional heritage includes connections to long-gone tracks like Upper Marlboro in Maryland and airport circuits in Cumberland and Hagerstown, where SCCA events thrived in the 1950s. Summit Point became a natural successor, drawing racers and fans from across the DMV.

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In 1979, World Champion Formula Vee racer Bill Scott purchased Summit Point and infused it with new energy. An engineer by trade and racer by passion, Scott expanded the facility and brought national attention to the track. His legacy lives on in the Shenandoah Circuit, which he personally designed, and in “Bill’s Burgers & Fries,” a concession stand filled with memorabilia from his Trans Am and Daytona 24 Hour days. “Bill’s influence is everywhere,” Paradue said. “He knew the racing world and made Summit Point a hub for IMSA, Can-Am, and other major series.”

Photo courtesy Summit Point Raceway

Spotlight

Notes

  • Summit Point turns 52 years old this fall… and over these 5 decades SPM has hosted all sorts of series and drivers. Let’s talk about the History of the track.
  • Fact or Fiction Questions like: Summit Point apples are grown on the orchards surrounding the track, and you can find them at local grocery stores in our area(s). SPM has been used by Gov’t Agencies for training exercises, and more!
  • Let’s talk about Karting… is it coming back to Summit?
  • More Summit Point Tracks on iRacing?
  • Are there any other upcoming changes or new features that drivers and organizers should expect from Summit Point in the next few seasons? What does the next 25 years look like?
  • Other Summit Point offerings:  “drivers club”, Friday At The Track (FATT)

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Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Grand Touring Motorsport started as a social group of car enthusiasts, but we’ve expanded into all sorts of motor sports disciplines and we want to share our stories with you. Years of racing wrenching and motorsports experience brings together a topnotch collection of knowledge and information through our podcast.

Break Fix.

Crew Chief Eric: Picture it two hours outside of Washington DC in the eastern panhandle of West Virginia, it’s the fall of 1969 and the sun is rising over the apple trees. Drivers are warming up their vehicles for the first time at. Where else? Summit Point Raceway. GTMs home, away from home and with us tonight to talk about the history and evolution of Summit Point.

Motorsports Park is Motorsports Director Edwin Purdue. Welcome to Break Fix, Edwin.

Edwin Paradue: Hello, sir. Glad to be here. Thanks to, I like that you’re painting like I had this beautiful picture in [00:01:00] my brain. It was fantastic.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, I mean, what else can we say about Summit Point? And for those of you that are listening in the DMV, you know, summit Point.

Well, but for those of you that don’t, we’re gonna explore this 52 year history of this track that’s nestled in the eastern panhandle of West Virginia. So, like I said, summit Point turns 52 years old this fall with over five decades of racing being hosted at Summit Point. All sorts of drivers, all sorts of series.

So, Edwin, let’s talk about the history of the track.

Edwin Paradue: Well, you, you know, you mentioned that fall of 1969 history’s super important to us. If you come in, if you. Go to some of our concession areas. There are actually pictures on the wall from that very first year. Some people don’t realize when the track was first built, the uh, carousel wasn’t there.

You came down the chute, just hung a right and headed for what’s now turn number nine. We, and then the carousel was added the very next year. But we’ve got pictures, people on track and alongside it’s still dirt and you can still [00:02:00] see the tractor marks in there. So that history is super important to us and we try to really let folks know kind of the heritage and what happened.

In fact, we’re in the process now of actually adding a, uh, motorsports. Summit Point Visitor Center where we’ll talk. Very cool. Not only the history of the Summit Point Motorsports Park, but also the history of road racing in the Mid-Atlantic. And people may not realize there’s a, there’s a really interesting history of road racing in the dc, Virginia, Maryland, West Virginia area.

So we wanna be able to tell that story now and then kind of like you’ve talked about, how does it pull us up to the. Modern how does where we’ve been, get us to where we want to go.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s true. And in some of the classrooms especially, there’s pictures of the old Upper Marlboro racetrack in Maryland and there’s an association between Summit Point and that racetrack as well.

So is that incorporated in those first 10 years of the track? Because a lot of people really associate Bill Scott, who we’ll talk [00:03:00] about in a minute with Summit Point and its legacy, but that first 10 years, 19 69, 19 79, it’s kind of a gray area for a lot of folks. Yeah. And there were,

Edwin Paradue: there were people who were involved.

Yeah. There were people who involved. Were involved in both, uh, both tracks. You know, we still have people, you know, it’s been long enough now where people normally will. Talk about, oh, well, you know, my dad used to run at Marlborough and then started coming up to Summit Point. So a lot of the characters and a lot of the folks from the early days here were very much tied into that.

And then you go back even further in that, you know, you had Hagerstown airport at the Cumberland Airport, some huge like national SECA events there in the mid fifties that ran on the airports there. So it’s all part of this regional history that has us kind of where we are today.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s true. And even when I was coming up through DER Cross, we went out to several SECA events at Cumberland where they were still holding Otter crosses at the airport.

So that tradition has not broken after all these years.

Edwin Paradue: Then you even touch on, you know, newer things that’s happened in the [00:04:00] region, whether it’s street racing in DC and Baltimore. The emergence of, you know, autocross where you know you can turn a good parking lot anywhere to a weekend Motorsports facility.

So

Crew Chief Eric: it’s a proud tradition. Skipping forward 1979, summit Points 10 years old at this point and now World Champion Formula v racer, bill Scott steps into the picture.

Edwin Paradue: So yeah, bill Scott, his partner, and they came in and purchased it. I think it was a, uh, an opportune time to come in and kind of pump some new life into it.

What’s nice is obviously with Bill’s background, you know, people don’t realize that, you know, bill was an engineer by trade and a racer through the love of it. So he brought this engineering mindset and a love of racing here and immediately saw it starting to grow. One thing we’ve done to be sure we have a nod to that is our concessions over at the Shenandoah Circuit, which was a track that Bill designed himself.

That concessionary is now called Bill’s, burgers, and fries, and it is [00:05:00] full of Bill Scott memorabilia. We’ve got. Pictures going back to the late sixties, not just his open wheel days, but the fielding TransAm cars, uh, cars he fielded at Daytona in the 24 hours. We have all of that history there where people can kind of go back and look at that, and the logo for the place is really cool.

We had somebody do a, a sketch of bill and over his shoulder is his car going up the hill and under the bridge at Shenandoah. So it’s really kind of cool and people go there and they can learn a lot. About that era of not just Motorsport, but that era here at Summit Point.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s right. And as you mentioned, the concessions are some of the greatest places to see a lot of this memorabilia when you’re moving from track to track.

And a lot of people don’t realize that Summit Point has grown into a campus. And we’ll explore that a little bit more here as we go through the history. And I remember as a kid looking up in awe on the walls of Shea Summit at Summit Maine, look going, Tom Cruise, Paul Newman, you know, you’re pointing these folks out and they raced there.

When I was a kid, you know, I was there, I was watching, you know, Hanok run the group [00:06:00] 44 Audis at Summit Point. You know, it’s, it’s. Epic in those times, IMSA was a big deal. Was that a draw? Because Bill Scott was also part of Can-Am and IMSA and he brought it to Summit Point. I think it was the thing

Edwin Paradue: where you had a racetrack here in this part of the region where it just made sense for those series to come here.

You know, look at all of the tracks since those days that have been built. At that time, the number of tracks were a lot smaller. If you look back in that era, I think it was a great place for them to come, both from a regional standpoint, you see, you know. Moving through the area and Yeah, absolutely. A lot of those people were drivers and teams that Bill knew from his racing day.

So, you know, it was a good business decision, but it’s also Oh yeah, let’s, you know, let’s get some of the buddies together, we’ll have a race.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, and you’re very right about that because if you look over, let’s say, you know, not necessarily neighboring tracks, but in, in the general, let’s call it eight to 10 hour vicinity, you had Nelson Ledges that have been around forever.

Everybody, you know, it’s, it’s iconic. Mm-hmm. It hasn’t really changed too much. It’s been rep paved, luckily, thankfully. But you look at the [00:07:00] Glen, it’s gone through several evolutions over the years and even VIR, which a lot of us love as well. It’s not the VIR that we know today. When you look at Summit Point in the eighties and nineties, VIR was.

Had overgrown, it was wooded. It’s gone through a massive transformation. But Summit has stayed consistent over these 50 years, which is really, really incredible. That’s one of the challenges

Edwin Paradue: we have. We want to keep that history. We want, we want to keep that feel, but at the same time, we want to keep it modern, keep the facility relevant, whether it’s what we’re doing, aesthetically, what we’re doing from a safety standpoint, what we’re doing with, you know, our improvements in the paddock.

We just put in a brand new, uh, fueling station in the Summit Paddock. So it’s a big modern, you know, nice paved. It’s easy to get in. It’s, it’s beautiful. I’ve seen it. It’s really nice. Yeah. Yeah, it turned out great. So, some of those things, so what you want to do is add those amenities and those things that make the place up to date.

But you [00:08:00] don’t wanna lose that historic feel to it. I, I, I think that one of the tracks that I think they do such a good job of staying modern and relevant and keeping that historic feel is, uh, limerock. I think Limerock does such a nice job of balancing the two. ’cause when you go there, you know, you’re at Limerock, but they’ve continued to improve.

So I, I kinda look at that as a. A similar piece where you, when you come in here, it’s like visiting an old friend, but you notice some of the new things that have happened in the new Absolutely. Is done in a way that doesn’t take away from the historic significance of the place.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, I, I can vouch for that myself.

I mean, I’ve been coming to Summit Points as I was a little, little kid, so over, well over 30 years of seeing Summit Point evolve. But every time I go back, it’s like you said, it’s like putting on an old pair of gloves or an old shoe. You know it, and it’s like second nature. But, you know, reminiscing about the past, even one of our more recent guests, John Warner IV came on and he talked about how Summit point’s his home track, right?

He ran SA series as well in the [00:09:00] nineties and he’s like, summit Point is home. A lot of people in our area call Summit Point Home. There’s still a lot of changes and a lot of history there. And so you mentioned Shenandoah, right? That’s a, that’s a big accomplishment. Bill Scott’s last track that he designed, but there’s a track in between there on the campus that he was also involved in, known as the Jefferson Circuit that was developed in 1996.

Let’s talk about that. Why Jefferson Circuit? Jefferson Circuit? It was

Edwin Paradue: built in two phase. As you know, there was the, the, the first phase, the second phase, and now it’s 1.7 miles around the Jefferson 2021 has probably seen more events going on on the Jefferson than ever before. Great track whether folks are doing a high performance driving event.

We have, uh, some of our motorcycle groups go over there and do track day. And it’s funny ’cause it’s kind of tucked away its own little place. You can, parts of it are a little bit close to the summit circuit, so you occasionally can see each other, but the paddock’s kind of tucked away in its own little area there.

So you literally can be over on the Jefferson [00:10:00] circuit. There’s stuff going over on Shenandoah and Summit Circuit and you’ve got kind of your own little spot out there. So between the, the driving events, motorcycle track days. Some drifting over there. Uh, Jefferson was super busy this year, and I only see it being even busier next year.

Crew Chief Eric: I remember when Jefferson came online and, you know, obviously the, the short version of it, the original version, and by the way, a lot of us in the area call it Jefferson and New Jefferson, depending on how we’re running the configuration, right. But the, we’ll call it Old Jefferson, you know, it was, it was very short.

It was a bit more of a clinic type of track. Mm-hmm. Autocross track. I remember it was used for autocross very early on and it was an interesting concept, like track cross, right? It was like nobody was doing that. We were still running at Ripkin Stadium and FedEx Field and all these different places, and it’s like, wait an autocross on track?

And we’re gonna talk about that a little bit more as we go along. But I think Jefferson was underappreciated. And now with the new configuration, I’ve driven it a bunch of times. It’s actually a lot of fun and if you haven’t checked it out, check

Edwin Paradue: it out for sure. Yeah, everybody has like [00:11:00] a nickname for the new part of it.

Some people call the new part of it, Barney or Snoopy’s Head. All sorts of weird, you know, when you see the outline of it. So everybody has a different name for it, whether it’s New Jefferson or, or you know, Snoopy’s head or whatever. But no, it’s, it’s beautiful. And you know, the new part, the extension, you know, there’s a bunch of elevation change and you’re.

Up and down and it kind of tightens up. And I mean, it really has not surprising, we talk about Bill Scott’s, uh, background. It does have a feeling of almost like an old European F1 circuit going way back when it’s got that feel to it, you know, we’re constantly talking about what can we do there again, to bring in some of the other amenities and pieces that we need over there to make it even more attractive.

Crew Chief Eric: And, and to your point, when you were talking about Limerock, I always joked, you know, people like that, what’s limerock like? And it was even on my bucket list for the longest time, and I finally had gone there and I was like, well, I drove Jefferson. What do I need to drive Limerock for, you know, new j, New Jersey Lightning?

Same thing. Like if you’ve driven one of the three, you kind of get it. But to your point, it was almost modeled after that [00:12:00] design of Lime Rock. So it was good to have that close and you didn’t have to do the 10 hour tow to get there, you know?

Edwin Paradue: Well, and we had, we, I don’t know why we, we don’t have a lot of groups that do this, but we have.

One track day group that literally over the course of the weekend does a day on each of the circuits, and I think that is really cool. So you can come in here on a Friday and you’re on the summit circuit, and then Saturday you’re on the Jefferson, and then Sunday you’re on the Chendu circuit. So you get three completely different circuits.

And the commute from paddock to paddock is, you know, three tenths of a mile. Exactly.

Crew Chief Eric: So let’s fast forward a little bit. Here we are circa, you know, 2003, when ideas are forming pavement. Companies are getting involved and things are being designed. And Shenandoah was born two years later, right? 2005. And to be honest, I remember when Shenandoah didn’t have cars on it yet.

It was motorcycles and go-karts, but Shenandoah, a lot of people have a love-hate relationship with that track. I personally have too many days on that track that I, I like to admit. But it’s unlike any [00:13:00] other track. It’s probably one of the most technical tracks on the East coast. It’s one of the most difficult to teach on, which is why multiple organizations use it as their certification track for instructors.

But where did the idea come from? Because the only thing I’ve ever been able to relate Shenandoah to outside of, I know that it has some turns that it mimics is actually NCM. I know NCM is newer, and the reason I put them in the same category is that Shenandoah feels more like a test track than it does a race track.

So the idea was

Edwin Paradue: Bill had run a lot of tracks around the world, but particularly some favorite tracks in in Europe. And there were just some things he liked in that style of racing. And the idea was, all right, let me build a tight technical modeled after some of the corners and places that he liked in Europe and kind of put that piece together.

And you’re right, you know, uh, one of our motorcycle groups says, you know, you, you can learn the track in a day, but it’ll take you a lifetime to master. Its like tennis. Yeah. [00:14:00] Yeah. What’s particularly nice is it creates a challenge that’s completely different. Than Jefferson a challenge that’s completely different from the summit circuit.

So when you look at all three of them in concert, each one kind of compliments the other. ’cause it gives you three very different experiences. Again, all on the same campus.

Crew Chief Eric: I’ll be honest, I’ve taught on that track, I’ve competed on that track, trialed on that track, et cetera. And the one thing I always remind people what you know, that are like, I don’t know that I really like Shenandoah.

You know, they give you that whole, the grimace that goes with that. I always remind them the one most important part about Shenandoah is that it will show you everything that is wrong with your setup. And if you can make a car go fast on Shenandoah, you will be awesome anywhere else. And that’s not a slight against that track, but it really does show you things about your car that you wouldn’t see at VIR or Watkins Glen or, or somewhere else.

Edwin Paradue: Well, and you talked about it, one of the big things we do and we’re, [00:15:00] we’re really stepping into a broader piece of this is instructor training. Uh, we’ve done it through years, through our Friday at the track program. We’re expanding with what we’re doing with Motorsports Safety Foundation, and you touched on it when you’re teaching instructors how to instruct, there’s probably not a better environment in the country to do it than there on, on the Shenandoah Circuit.

Being out here, having fun, enjoying motorsports is a big thing, but the training aspect of it has always been a huge part of what we’re doing, and Shenandoah is uniquely designed to deliver that experience.

Crew Chief Eric: So somewhere in between all of this. Two more tracks. Were born at Summit Point. A lot of people don’t realize it’s a five circuit campus, right?

There’s a lot going on on the Summit Point property. So we had the Washington Circuit, which people probably don’t even remember that name. And that’s the carting track, which I think now is used for Track cross, which we will get into. And then there’s the offroad or rally, cross [00:16:00] circuit, which is housed outside of Turn 10, outside of the main circuit.

So those came online as well. What brought about those two ideas?

Edwin Paradue: Yeah. Well, Washington is multipurpose a lot of states. So Washington this year alone, we did carts on Washington, multiple drifting events on Washington, autocross on Washington. And we even had a group that put together really a road course there.

It was almost like you’re, it’s like a step between autocross and a full track, HPDE and actually set up a road course so people could dip their toe into it. So those, all four of those events. All occurred on the Washington Circuit this year. So the piece there that’s a challenge is trying to be, I don’t wanna say all things to all people, but you know, what’s great for one may not be great for.

So finding some balance there. So it works for everybody, but it again, had probably one of its busiest years in history because we can host all those different types of events on the Washington.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. And Washington circuit, for those [00:17:00] that don’t know, was home to Summit point carts for many, many years.

And I competed there in endurance races and things like that. It was a shame to see Summit Point Cart go away. And we will talk more about carting here in a little bit, but let’s also talk about the off-road offerings that Summit Point has.

Edwin Paradue: Yeah, so we’re in the process right now of kind of seeing where we want to go with that program because there.

You know, different trails all through here and different things. So right now we’re, we’re in the process right now kind of figuring out what we want to do there, what does the market want, what can we offer and do the two match. And then of course, you know, making that from a business standpoint, making that a, a profitable offering.

So we’re really right now’s just kind of. In the phase, we’ve done a few things, but it’s in the phase of the market. Does our facility meet that need? And then creating a business model to where it makes sense for everybody. So you’ll see us kind of going through the steps there, um, which is where we’re right now, just kind of figuring out

Crew Chief Eric: what direction to go.

All the tracks have names. Well, Maine is Maine. We all call it Summit Point, Maine, or just Summit Point. So does [00:18:00] the off-road track have a name? So there’s

Edwin Paradue: different areas where off-road can be done. So no, it’s not, there’s not one area where, where it’s like, oh. That’s where they do the off-road stuff. So that’s, like I said, that currently is kind of being, again, kind of figured out what direction we want to go with that.

And that’s used also for a lot of the, uh, non-motor sports training that we do as

Crew Chief Eric: well. You hinted at one point that in the future there might be the possibility of some UTV racing in conjunction with the rally cross racing. That already happens at some point. Is that still on the horizon? Just looking at again, what,

Edwin Paradue: what does the market want and then is our facility right for it?

You know, so we need, we need to be sure as well is our facility right for that type piece. ’cause you don’t want to. We don’t wanna do something if we’re not gonna be able to do it in a really good way where people go, oh man, that’s fantastic. So we still have some work to do there. We’re not there yet, but we’re working on it.

Crew Chief Eric: So, switching back just for a moment, ’cause I have to ask, so is Carding gonna return to Summit Point officially? Yes. Oh, oh, you have my attention.

Edwin Paradue: So, [00:19:00] working on, you know, our two and three year plans and everything, so I have. A couple different kind of multi-year plans to try to bring a really topnotch, I hate the phrase concession carding, but that’s, that’s what it’s called in the industry.

People are like, you’re eating french fries while you race, but a really topnotch program there. So it is on a three year plan, it’s something I’m really, really pushing for. So,

Crew Chief Eric: and I, and I have to ask because it was a feature of SPK back in the day, whe whether or not the name stays the same or, or, or whatnot.

Will the carting school return? ’cause I’ve been super excited to put my daughter in that I think it, my

Edwin Paradue: thought right now is, I think it should, because if you’re doing the training and the school part of it, how better to create your own customer than to be able to take somebody at a novice level. You know, we started doing a thing, uh, and we hosted over on the summit circuit called My Track Time.

So my track time should be, if you’ve never been on a track in your life, it is. [00:20:00] Absolutely. If you know, if you’ve done two or three HP Dees with Porsche Club or something, probably not for you, but it is, you come out with your streetcar, there’s a classroom session, there’s a lead follow on track for about 20, 25 minutes.

There’s a little debrief on pit road, another on track, 20, 25 minutes lead follow, you know, you’re there for a couple hours in the afternoon purely for folks to get that first taste of it. We have some people who’ve come back three or four times. Other people do that and say, that’s cool. What can I do next?

Oh, well sign up for a Friday at the track in the same way that, that’s been great to, um, create more interest there. Same thing if we’re gonna do carding. You wanna be able to bring people in brand new. And Sarah, let walk you through this. Let’s create our own customer base.

Crew Chief Eric: Going back to our history lesson, fast forwarding a little bit more, the year is 2019 and the Scott Family sells Summit Point to Zeto.

How did that all come about? What does that mean?

Edwin Paradue: Sure. So that was after Bill passed away. Barbara ran the place for years and there was an opportunity. The [00:21:00] company, uh, Exeter Corporation, saw an opportunity here on the training part of it. ’cause that training part’s so huge and then the motorsports part as well.

So they just saw it as a, a good acquisition, a good thing to add to kind of their repertoire, if you will. A lot of people were very worried when the sale happened. They go, oh gosh, it’s, you know, it’s gonna become a, a strictly training place and there’s not gonna be any motorsports anymore. And so when I sat down and, and interviewed with the folks a couple years ago, I said, what, you’re looking to hire a new motorsports director?

What’s the future? Of motorsports and at the time they said no, we’re, we’re committed to the long-term future of motorsports. And since I’ve been here now almost two years, that commitment’s never wavered. You know, they didn’t have to spend a half million dollars on a new fueling station. You don’t need that for training.

So, converted the, the concessions over to bill’s, we’ve talking about a visitor center, all these other things. So anytime that there’s been a, an opportunity to reinvest in the motorsports side of [00:22:00] it, you know, if I can create a, a plan that makes, uh. Financial since the support has been there. So it’s, it’s been unwavering.

I learned

Crew Chief Eric: something new, which is how to properly pronounce the parent company. Now you’re

Edwin Paradue: not the only

Crew Chief Eric: person, so don’t worry about

Edwin Paradue: it.

Crew Chief Eric: But on top of that, what I’m really curious about is the upper echelons of the food chain there. Are there some petrol heads? Is that why they’re excited about Motorsport?

And my second question is, if that’s the case, is there maybe a resurgence or a return to get on maybe the SA schedule or something like that to bring big racing back to Summit Point? What’s your outlook on those things? Yeah, so

Edwin Paradue: let me, yeah, let me jump, let me jump back on one piece. It’s funny ’cause people will ask sometime and they’re like, well how often are the people from Exeter at the track?

And I’m like, well, no, we, we, we are Exeter people, so everybody that works at the track is an Exeter employee. So it’s not like there is. This mothership somewhere. And then here’s some, no, it’s, it’s the, the employees here are employees of the extra corporation and [00:23:00] so we are all integrated into that. So it’s not outside entity, it’s a company that wants to be involved in Motorsport.

And on the training side, you mentioned MSA as far as I have been looking at, and there’s several different directions where you can go on that, as far as that line of quote unquote bigger events. So we’re looking at right now some infrastructure. There’s some things that we need to do before we do that.

So we’re looking at plans to redo our grandstands, look at some issues of parking and that type of thing. So yes, we want to, but I don’t wanna get the cart before the horse. You know, it goes back to figuring out what we can do and what we can do. Well, the last thing we’ll do is. Spend a lot of money, bring in some big event, and it just be a disaster.

So I think what you’re gonna see is us taking steps as it goes along. One thing that’s changed in the industry, and you see it in Motors sports across the gamut, is, I’ll say gap for lack of a better word. The gap between [00:24:00] what is professional motorsports and what is club Motorsports, that gap has gotten bigger and bigger.

And so what’s happened in years past, people you, you would go a any track and they’d go, what’d you have this week? Oh, well, our local chapter of the SCCA is here. They’re running their spring races. Seven people who are there running, were at Daytona in the 24, earlier in the year. So that gap’s gotten bigger just across the board.

What’s not gotten bigger though, is the quality of racing. If you come out here, you know the Mars series, van Atlantic Road Racing Series, you come out for that. Or when NASA is here running, they have two weekends of racing year and I’ll leave somebody else. So just run a list of everybody, the PCA Club, race, you know, any of those people, you come out here, the racing is fantastic.

The quality of the racing is fantastic. With that said, we’re exploring some opportunities to bring some of those touring series and those types of things, but we’ve got work to do here first [00:25:00] on the infrastructure side so that we can properly host them. But I don’t want people to confuse the level of fame of racing for the quality of the racing, because they’re not on opposite ends of the spectrum.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, and I brought the question up, not because. You know, I’m trying to put you in a position. What I’m trying to get people to understand is VIR as a comparison went through this exact evolution, right? We saw the repave and all this stuff and we were all saddened by Oak Tree having been removed. But when IMSA stepped in, they had to change large sections of the track.

They had to redo the paddock, they to do all this kind of stuff, to bring it up to par. And you’re just like Oak Tree. As I grew up understanding it and understanding how to drive it, it’s no longer the same turn. They had to make it bigger as more runoff. It’s, it’s not the sa, it’s not the same anymore.

And so, you know, sometimes like you, you think about even celebrity as you move up, you lose that original, that originality and that history. And so, you know, there’s a fine line [00:26:00] when you, like what would change at Summit Point if you brought in, you know, a bigger race. Right? Right. You

Edwin Paradue: know, those are not always financial home runs.

You know, the best way that we keep Motorsport. Here is by making Motorsport successful from a business standpoint. And so, I mean, how many times have you heard about whether it’s a temporary street circuit or whatever it is, and they’re like, well, it wasn’t a bad first year. We only lost 4 million. And you know,

Crew Chief Eric: so yeah, like the Baltimore Grand Prix, I mean, shoot, at least if they had repaved the roads, right?

But hey,

Edwin Paradue: yeah, no, it’s, so, it’s, it’s one of those things where, um, so, so there are, there are lots of things out there, there are different groups out there that you could bring in that fit what you currently have here. You make some infrastructure improvements, you get more eyes on, on what’s going on. But you know, to be fair, if you go back to, you know, I’ve got pictures around the office here and everything.

If you go back to some of the days of the, uh, uh, seventies and all, and you see like [00:27:00] just people camped all along the track and you’re like, oh my gosh, what was that? And they’re like, oh, it was the SECA, uh, regional race. There was also a time that those races themselves packed a lot of people in. And so there’s opportunity to do that.

You know, we, we’ve tried to reach out more, whether it’s with some of our social media, some old traditional media of letting folks know, because I still have people, they’ll say, oh, well I know people go up there and race, but I didn’t know you had events spectators could go to. You’re like, yeah, yes we do.

Crew Chief Eric: Exactly, exactly. And

Edwin Paradue: going into 2020, we had a media program all put together and then we had this thing called COVID two or three different times. Now we’ve had these marketing programs put together and we’re like, oh, okay, let’s set that back on the shelf. We’ll try it again in six or eight months. So that part’s been a little frustrating, but literally people go, oh, well you, they do some training up there and, and my friend drove his car up there one time, but I didn’t know there were events I could spectate at.

You know, we started this year on the summit circuit. Just selling like reserved parking spots along the fence line so [00:28:00] you can come in, reserve your spot for the weekend and all some of those little things. But as we get into 2022, hopefully we can be a bit more broad in what we’re doing with our marketing and advertising to let people know, yeah, this is a place you come.

Spend the weekend sit track side. Enjoy a great time.

Crew Chief Eric: And I think the confusion there is for those of you that are race fans that are used to maybe going to, let’s you mentioned Hagerstown, right? To maybe one of the dirt track races or you know, some of the other bigger races that are out there, or other race tracks.

You gotta pay to play. You gotta pay to get in. The beauty part about Summit Point is try to remind people this all the time. It’s one of the most accessible tracks on the East coast. You want to see a race during the week, during the weekend, any given weekend, there’s something going on, whether it’s SECA Porsche Club like you said.

Mm-hmm. Or nasa, whoever, and it’s like, why not? I mean, I remember even earlier this year when we did our charity event with the American Cancer Society. Mm-hmm. First of all, thank you again for that because Summit Point is always very positive and very supportive of the Motorsport [00:29:00] community and also working with charities.

But we had people that were literally from Jefferson County. In the neighborhood going, I never knew I could just come over here and watch a race. And it was completely baffling to, to hear that,

Edwin Paradue: you know, and there’s two mindsets for that. For a while there were just like, well, hey, come on out and join us.

And so what we tr what we’re trying to do now is make the events very accessible, but make them spectator events, make ’em wear. If people can just swing by any time. That’s great, but it’s like, oh, I was gonna swing by this weekend, but eh, I’ll go another weekend. And all of a sudden it’s November. So what we tried to do is make the Mid-Atlantic Road Racing Series.

Hey, here are the six dates for the Mars series. Be sure you’re here. The, uh, FRP, which is the open wheel guys here, you know, we’re starting to brand that is the West Virginia Grand Prix weekend. So we’re trying to make those weekends more of a standalone. You, you, if you wanna see this event, you gotta come this weekend.

So it becomes a little bit more appointment, if you will. Where people are making a point [00:30:00] of coming to it doesn’t mean there’s something going on all the time and people can come to it. We’ve started adding, you know, to those events, some ticket prices, pretty cheap ticket prices. Uh, you know, you can rent a reserve spot for the weekend for 20 bucks.

So there’s some of those people. What happens there though, is now you’re making a plan to come. Things where you don’t make a plan to, you go, you know what? We are really thinking about getting to summit one weekend. It never happens. If you say, oh, we’re going to the West Virginia Grand Prix weekend. Now you have an appointment time set to come.

I think that makes, uh, makes a difference. And you see it, you know, you mentioned like Hagerstown, you know, you see on the stock cars and everything. Oh, this weekend it’s one of two visits by the four 10 sprints this weekend or whatever. You know, you have those special events. So always drove me crazy on, you know, circle track stuff where they would, you’d look at their schedule.

Like eight nights out of the year. It’s like it’s our regular show, why would you call it? Right. Who wants to go to the regular show? Like I would go, those are the eight weeks. I’m not gonna go. I’m not going to, but I’m gonna go when it’s the Firecracker 200 or something [00:31:00] like that. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

Crew Chief Eric: There’s been a longstanding relationship between Summit Point and SCCA, obviously through Bill Scott and it’s, it’s home to multiple disciplines of SECA Motorsport, whether it be Autocross Pro solo, rally Cross, HPDE, time trials, club racing, et cetera. Right. The list goes on and on on it’s home to the WDCR region of SCA as well.

Right. They run all their events through Summit Point or a majority of them, and now in conjunction with Dominion and a couple other places as well as, as they’ve expanded. What I’m kind of wondering is. Are there gonna be more disciplines coming to Summit Point? Do you envision drag racers using Summit Point’s facility at some point, maybe to do no prep or something like that, that you know they’re going to the local airport, you know, two miles away.

So it goes

Edwin Paradue: back to what we were talking about earlier is, is there a need from the motor sports community and can we properly host it? Can we do it in a way that it’s not halfway done? Yes, there are [00:32:00] multiple things that are still out there that we can do. You know, expanding carting, we already talked on that.

Looking at what we do with some of the, the newer technologies. And then we know what do our clubs need and then what can we bring in our Drift Nirvana program. The guys who do that do a great job with it. I, I think we’re really scratching the surface. On what we can do there. So it’s kind of twofold. I think we’ve got a huge opportunity to do what we’re doing already, but in a bigger and better way.

And then look to add those other pieces that are out there and it goes back again. It’s gotta have the right business model to it, but it’s, it’s gotta also fit with what we are doing here and what the needs of the community are. But there, there’s so many things that we’ve got already that we just need to expand on.

It’s a good thing, bad thing, however you wanna look at it. You know, our calendar’s absolutely jam packed. I’m not sure where I would shoehorn something else in. And you know, you talked about that. What’s, what’s really cool about this place is so [00:33:00] many people consider their home track. I mean, you mentioned SCCA, nasa, the PCA, uh, Potomac Chapter.

You know, we have had the Porsche Club, BMW, Mercedes-Benz Club, SECA, nasa, all of those ones that are headquartered Mid-Atlantic or DC region or whatever. You’ve got a whole lot of people who. This is their home track. And there’s always been a sense of ownership, which is a really, really good thing. ’cause people come here and feel like they’re coming to their track.

You know, our, our motorcycle community, the two wheel community here, has grown huge over the last couple years. So you’ve got a lot of those track day groups. It’s a, Hey, yeah, this is home track man. We’d love to add some dates here at our home track. So it’s a good challenge for us to have. But as you talk about expanding everything, there’s just, once we fill up all the tracks for 52 weeks a year, you know, that’ll keep us fairly busy.

Crew Chief Eric: This is a curiosity question more than anything. So do tracks have competitors or is it just competing for people’s time where they wanna go? Do you guys have a

Edwin Paradue: [00:34:00] competitor? That’s, that’s the biggest one. The biggest, the biggest competitor we have. From the Motorsport side is everything we do here, this is, this is recreation.

These are your extra dollars to spend discretionary income, right? Yes. Your discretionary income. So from the racer standpoint, for the people who actually get on the bikes or get behind the wheel, it’s nice because they’re addicted to the sport. So that part is good. Getting the folks to come and try it for the first time, or come and sit track site and watch, you’re competing with every other thing that distracts ’em throughout the year.

So our biggest competitor is just, there’s so many other things to do, which is important. You know, it falls back on some of the clubs and everything. We’ve also gotta keep this as a very accessible sport from the participant side, where people feel like they can come out and get involved from a financial standpoint.

You know, some people go, oh. Sports car racing when I don’t have several million dollars. Well, there’s a whole lot of areas where you don’t need it. Come do my [00:35:00] track time in whatever car you drove to work this morning. Bring it here and come do my track time. So we need to work with, you know, the different clubs and groups to continue to make this accessible so it doesn’t feel like it’s just something beyond our reach and everything.

It should be a piece where if people want to get involved, it’s very, very easy. And it hasn’t always been like that, not just here, but in the industry as a whole, where it’s like, oh, well I’ve gotta be with, uh, this club, or I’ve got to, no, there’s a whole lot of different ways to get on the track. I tell people.

Come out and experience the track just one time, then go to some of the other events and you’re gonna find, oh man, I really, I really jive with this club here. These guys are cool. They kind of match my style. ’cause as you know, every group has a little bit their own personality and style. Go to a couple different ones.

You’re gonna find them one that you feel comfortable with. Or you know, there’s some people, instead of having the stickers that actually stick on the car, they have the magnetic ones so they can change club affiliation each weekend. They’re my favorite ’cause they’re here like 20 times a year. So, but the summit point,

Crew Chief Eric: [00:36:00] track map never changes on their, never changes for them.

No. They can

Edwin Paradue: keep that one on there.

Crew Chief Eric: A couple factor fiction questions here before we talk about futures with Summit Point. So first off. Summit point. Apples are grown on the orchards surrounding of the track, and you can find them at local grocery stores in our area, fact or fiction.

Edwin Paradue: So that once was fact, but a lot of those orchards that were right on the property are no longer here.

But again, that was, you know, we’ve kept all of that old memorabilia. We still have old Summit Point Orchard, apple boxes. We’ve got pictures of Bill Scott out pruning the tree. So that history, you know, one other thing we did over at Shenandoah is we’ve taken the upstairs at Shenandoah and put those into like VIP day suites that will be introduced to next year.

And one of them is called the Orchard Suite. And there’s, you know, a picture bill picking apples. So yes, it was, it was once true. But no, there, there, there are still a lot of orchards in the area, but none actually on, on site.

Crew Chief Eric: Next question, summit Point has been used by [00:37:00] government agencies for training exercises, fact or fiction?

Edwin Paradue: Oh yeah. I mean you’ve got like, I mean, and across the board you’ve got everything from local fire. EMS police, all sorts of different training that’s gone on out here through years. And that’s, you know, that’s become a big part at a lot of tracks. And, you know, when, when Bill started doing the driver training piece, it was, um, all right, I’ve got my track rented Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

I need to rent it Monday through Thursday. All right, what can I do? And it’s not just governments, the accident avoidance program out here on the training side, literally, I don’t have, we don’t have stats on it, but I’ve probably saved hundreds of lives through the years, not just for young people, but typically a lot of young people after they get their license, come out and take that accident avoidance.

So training has been a huge part of what Summit Point’s done ever since Bill was here. And we’re trying to step that up now where we’re doing more of the training on the motorsports side with, uh, instructor training, those types of things. On the first

Crew Chief Eric: fact. On the second. Okay. Good fact or [00:38:00] fiction, pistol grip is named after the shooting range that’s tucked behind parts of the Shenandoah circuit that many people don’t realize.

Is there?

Edwin Paradue: Yes. And it kind of looks like that too. Like Barney’s head or Snoopy’s head on the other thing. So no, if you’re here, sometime in you’re driving, you’ll hear some of the ranges being used if think about it, if you’re doing some driver training for police, but they could do some of the other stuff here at the same time.

Just makes good business sense.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. It’s not a Miata backfiring in the paddock. It might be, but it’s not. So, Edwin, one more factor fiction question. The shoot, and for those of us that know what the shoot is, it’s the section between turn four and turn five. On Summit Maine is one of the most highly contested sections of track on any track east of the Mississippi Fact or fiction.

Edwin Paradue: Ooh, I’m gonna go with, I’m gonna go with fact because if you’ve seen like a Spec Miata race. And, uh, they try to come through the chute three, four wide. Yeah. It doesn’t always work out, but it’s really cool to watch. So stand down one of the reserve [00:39:00] spots where the stands are, stand down there and watch the start of a race.

And, uh, people get very, what’s the right word? Very optimistic on what they can do coming down the chute.

Crew Chief Eric: And I will say as a coach, it is one of the most argued about sections of any track anywhere I’ve ever been. Like, people don’t argue about the boot at the Glen or, or oak tree at VIR in the same way that we argue about how you should take the shoot at Summit Maine.

Edwin Paradue: It’s cool

Crew Chief Eric: about it. It’s,

Edwin Paradue: and it’s not like that, like the shoot was designed. It’s just kind of like they got to that part and they go. Well, we’re gonna go downhill because it goes downhill here. That’s the cool part of it. It’s just, it wasn’t designed, it just what was here.

Crew Chief Eric: Let’s move on. Let’s talk about futures a little bit, but I wanna ask you, because you’re very passionate about Summit Point and, and the whole entirety of the campus, and I’m sure you’ve been on all the circuits, whether, you know, driving them, riding them, et cetera.

Which one is your favorite? Well,

Edwin Paradue: from the historic part of it, you know, just the [00:40:00] history of the Summit circuit itself. Tracks like Summit aren’t built anymore. If a new track is built, you go in, you move literally every cubic yard of dirt. You create a track using a computer model and they’re great and they’re beautiful.

Don’t get me wrong, they’re fantastic facilities tracks like Summit and some of the others we’ve talked about. Some guys got on a bulldozer and they go, oh, let’s kind of turn here and kind of go down the hill here. And just the historic part of being a true natural Terrain Road course makes it incredibly unique.

So I think, I think from that standpoint on the history, you know, I think Jefferson is one, it kind of falls on me to do the things that we need to do on Jefferson. To me, Jefferson is just an underappreciated. Piece, and again, it was busier this year than it’s ever been, and some of the pieces we’re making over there are, I think, will lend to making that even busier for the years to come.

So

Crew Chief Eric: do you have a favorite of those? Just a personal favorite,

Edwin Paradue: like picking a favorite kid.

Crew Chief Eric: You can’t pick a favorite [00:41:00] kid. You know, there’s an evolution to every track. We had Gingerman on early this year, and they talked about their evolution. They’ve only been around for, they, they’re celebrating their 25th anniversary this year.

And so they talked about, you know, one of the things they have as a claim to fame is one of the safest tracks in the country because of the way they’re designed. A lot of the older tracks, as you mentioned, they were built into the elevation. Somebody saw the path and so we’re gonna cut here and this is where the straightaway is gonna be, or this is where the shoot is gonna be or whatever.

With that came, oh, we’re gonna put a berm and we should probably put tires here and maybe a fence and things. And, and safety has evolved a ton, especially over 50 years because there are multiple tracks. At Summit Point, there’s different safety concerns on all of them. The way Shado is constructed, the way Jefferson’s constructed, and there’s been, let’s face it, assorted past on some of these tracks.

We all know about some of the tragedies that have occurred over the years. Some of them are funny stories, like I’ve heard about nine fourteens landing on top of trees and all [00:42:00] sorts of, you know, big fish stories. But the reality is we do have to take safety into concern now as cars are getting faster and faster right off the factory floor.

So what is Summit Point doing to evolve and compensate for that? And what are some of the changes that you’re implementing to make all the tracks at Summit Point better?

Edwin Paradue: It is an ongoing process. You don’t get to a point and you go, okay, yay, we’ve got our safety piece done. One thing we’ve done is we’ve redone some of the tire walls is more and more of the conveyor belt where, where you can add that.

It makes such a difference ’cause you, you know, you attach the tires vertically and laterally, but when you can use that conveyor belt. To hold everything together. That makes for just, you know, even a really supreme hit there. It’s not displacing the tires. The tires are doing what they need to do. They’re absorbing and springing back out runoff.

If you had 800 feet of runoff, somebody will come back and say, gosh, we really needed 802 feet. So you’re always working. But it’s an ongoing [00:43:00] process. Uh, looking at runoff areas, you know, at 10, at one with the gravel traps there, you know, you’ve seen some different technologies there, uh, where some places are using different stuff there.

So it’s always assessing what you can do. But you’re right. What happens now is as cars and bikes get faster, what was decent at one point has to be improved. But when I go back and look at some of the pictures from not that long ago, you know, 20, 30 years ago here, the tires were just kinda, you know, laying over against the hill and every, so when you look at where it’s come in, in, you know, the last two or three decades.

Okay. If we just keep making that level of progress over the years as new stuff is designed and staying ahead of it, we’ll be good. But it’s, it’s something that we work on every single day.

Crew Chief Eric: And it’s gotta be tough too, especially because Summit Point being built in wooded area in an old orchard and things like that, you always have green space to worry about.

And obviously Jefferson has always been the biggest concern because the trees are the [00:44:00] closest to the track. And so do you guys find yourselves having to strike a balance between environmental impact? Like how many trees can we remove while keeping green space, but making it safe as well? Is there a battle there?

Is there a struggle there as well?

Edwin Paradue: There’s some areas where it’s not, it’s not a factor. There are other areas, you know, a lot of times for the, the trees and everything are just having good sight lines. From a safety standpoint, I guess the piece I always go back to is if you go, well, I’m not gonna worry about it over there.

’cause we’ve never seen a car go there and I don’t think a car could ever get there. Well, guess what? At some point a car will we’ll get there. We also, yeah, we also rely a lot on our partners when they’re coming out here. Um, the different groups that come rent the track from us and taking their feedback as well.

You know, you have to remember that yes, it, it is a, a relationship, it’s a business relationship, but those people are also your partners in what you’re doing. So taking feedback, getting insight there is huge. But again, it’s a daily process and just do the little things. [00:45:00] It’s important to occasionally step back, drive around your own track like you’ve never been there before and you see stuff, you go, oh, well that’s kind of weird.

We need to, we need to change that. We make those changes all the time.

Crew Chief Eric: You talked about the extension to Jefferson, you know, a lot of us call it New Jefferson, and so that was an interesting bill because. There was a lot of land brought in to build that back section. And when you’re up there, it’s kind of a cool look back over the campus.

You can see the Washington circuit up there very clearly. You can see the other parts of the campus that you wouldn’t be able to see had they not brought in all that land. I often wonder where does Jefferson go from there? Will it be expanded again? But before your tenure here at Summit Point, we heard a lot of rumors about changes coming to Shenandoah, new paths to change the shape of the track, like adding some access roads.

You could cut off the corkscrew and you could do this and you could do that. Are those still on the horizon for Shenandoah? Because it feels like it’s pretty blocked in between Stone House, which if you’ve never seen it before, you should check it [00:46:00] out. ’cause you can see it from other parts of the track and the church and other things where there’s not a lot of room to grow it.

Are there configuration changes that can be made to maybe, you know, give it some variation?

Edwin Paradue: So with Shenandoah there’s already a couple places where you can do some different configurations. You’re right, it’s, it’s kind of. As far as expanding, it’s kind of in its own little space over there. There are a few places where there’s some different cutoffs and everything.

There’s some ideas on maybe some alternate layouts, like for some of the carting people and everything. So it kind of goes back to again, if, if there’s a need for it and it makes sense, you know, there’s two little paved area people always ask about it, that actually, you know, they’re blocked off that Connect Summit and the Jefferson, and they’re like, oh.

What are you doing there? And somebody said, oh, that, you know, bill once had the grand scheme, all three tracks will be hooked together and, and all that. But they’re each so different from each other. It probably, it sounds cool, but it probably doesn’t make sense.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s kind of like the, the Berg ring when they connect the GP track to the Nords life, you’re like, it doesn’t make sense.

Right.

Edwin Paradue: Multiple animals, but [00:47:00] there’s a evolution to all of it. And as we see the needs, we evolve in what we can do there. You know, I’d like to add some amenities to Jefferson. There’s some areas where do some work on some runoff, add some additional tire barrier. You know, those are the things I think right off before we go in and.

Redesign and do that stuff, let’s maximize what we’ve got there first.

Crew Chief Eric: You know, we kind of alluded to it earlier with Shenandoah about its design and you know, it’s the last track that Bill Scott built before he passed. So he purposely mimicked certain terms, as you said, from European tracks whatnot. And the carousel is a hallmark of Shenandoah.

Love it or hate it. It’s one of those things. Is there ever the possibility of building around it where we don’t have to use it? And I bring that question up because it gets asked a lot. It’s like, would there be any way, because it, I hate to say it’s a wheel bearing killer, a, a lot of cars don’t like going in there.

It’s a splitter killer. You know, things like that. I think, and I’m not trying to speak poorly of it,

Edwin Paradue: but It’s true, you know? No, but if you just look, you know, if you look like an [00:48:00] aerial above it. It’s just, yeah, it’s, it’s really cool, but there’s just not a lot of space there. Yeah. To do anything additional.

So it’s kind now, like I say, some of the groups will do, once you come up over the hill onto the bridge, there’s the left loop that you can take and take it out of the equation. It shortens up the track some, but again, there’s just not a place there to redo it. So it’s one of those things that, you know, you talked about it.

Some people are like, oh my gosh, this is my favorite track and I love this. And other people don’t. What’s neat is having all three facilities here, again, there’s something that, it’s something you like. There’s some people that think it’s the coolest thing that they’ve ever seen in the world. So being able to offer that, listen, you’re never gonna be all things to all people, but having a little bit of variety I think does help us.

Where other places are like sorta, Hey, here’s our track. This is what we’ve

Crew Chief Eric: got. We’ve got

Edwin Paradue: some

Crew Chief Eric: variety. So we’re gonna talk a little bit about the repave on main here in a second, but Jefferson got a refresh because of the extension. Is Shenandoah next? Is there a repave on the horizon? Are we gonna lose all of our [00:49:00] visual cues?

Once it gets repaved, we’re gonna change all of the corners. And so those sealant lines are really important in the hook. Yes. You know, I’m just letting you know.

Edwin Paradue: Um, yeah. So everything has a timetable, obviously, when you pay the track. That’s not gonna be a a hundred years from now and not repave it. So those are all things, what we have is.

A list of what are the things that we need to do through the year. So I don’t have a time or when it’s gonna get done, but yeah. Oh, absolutely. At some point it’s like painting your house. It just, you, you know, it needs to be done. It’s part of the maintenance to it when I don’t have a win for you yet.

Crew Chief Eric: So repaving is tricky.

Some tracks get better, some tracks get worse. Lap times get reset. Records get reset. ’cause it’s really not the same track anymore, even though it’s the same layout. It’s just the grip. The asphalt changes over years too. They come up with new techniques and things like that. And I remember there was a lot of consternation in 2018 when Summit Point finally got repaved.

And it actually leads me into yet another fact or fiction [00:50:00] question, which is the bump in nine was purposefully left in during the repave fact or fiction. Do you like the bump in nine? Uh, is that, that’s gonna

Edwin Paradue: determine how I answer the question.

Crew Chief Eric: My political answer is. I know it’s a character flaw of the track.

I’m gonna put it that way, but I think a lot of us dislike it.

Edwin Paradue: There’s, you know what, and, and everything’s got, you know, it’s got its little nuance and everything. You know, you’re never intentionally gonna do something that, you know, creates a bad situation. But, you know, I’ll give Chris White who was here prior to, you know, Chris gets a ton of the credit for how successful the repave was on Summit.

He did an incredible job. I know when it was going on, he literally was here making sure every piece of it was done correctly. But, you know, a track also doesn’t just change when there’s a new repave. There’s also the change. So that’s the dramatic changes that happen quickly. But there’s also the change as that pavement begins to age.[00:51:00]

So as that pavement starts to become a little bit more polished or as more aggregate is exposed and changes the grip level or as different pieces settle off. So what happens is. Uh, through the life cycle of that paving through the years, you have these very, very small changes that occur. You know, it’s like watching a tree grow, you know, it’s happening, but it’s hard to see.

So you have these very small changes that occur. The trap begins to change. The surface itself changes, depends on, you know, kind of the makeup of the asphalt and aggregate. And then you have the, and people go, oh my gosh, it’s all different. Well, it’s been changing. The whole time. It was just a very, very slow evolutional change.

You didn’t notice it until they got that pave. So you know, they’re living, breathing creatures. You’re constantly working on them, changing them, whether it’s, you know, improving the runoff or doing other things. So they’re their own little living creatures. So do you think the track’s faster now after the

Crew Chief Eric: repave or you, or the

Edwin Paradue: numbers?

You know, some groups, you know, we were looking at some, it kind of depends on the car or the bike or whatever. So [00:52:00] we’ve seen some groups bring some of those numbers down. Other people, I can’t remember who it was the other, not the other day, but earlier this summer, was it one of our two wheel guys might have been broke his own record and he gave it more to just, it was one of those days where the atmosphere, the group were just, all the other things were just right.

He couldn’t say, oh no, I did it. Absolutely. Because the track was quicker after the repaid. It was just. Everything came together. It was the right day for it and everything. So, and, and you know, being faster is not always what the goal is. Wait, what, when you’re, when you’re redoing, think about it from, from a racing standpoint, not from being the driver’s seat, but from the racing standpoint of it.

You know, you wanna create a situation where cars can run side by side. Going down the chute, you want to be able to do that late break going into one. So I, you know. My goal always with that is to make a track that is more erasable and it gives people mul, you know, multiple [00:53:00] opportunities. If we were just doing time trial out here or something like that, then it wouldn’t be as important.

Let’s just get one nice really fast groove and go for it. But when it comes to being a track where people go, oh my gosh, if you’ve never seen a race at Summit Point, you really need to go. The reasonable part of it to me is super important. You know, you watch, I’m a huge F1 fan, I love watching F1 and you know, you go crazy when sometime in the race, a car passes another car and you’re like, oh my gosh.

A car passing there, they’re super fast. Doesn’t always lead to really, really exciting racing. They’re two different things. Exactly.

Crew Chief Eric: And on a personal note, I mean, I, I drove summit soon after I got repaved and it took some getting used to, because to your point, there were grip in places where I didn’t expect it because the asphalt was new.

And it, and it’s weird going back to that analogy you made about, you know, kind of like it being an old shoe, old hat, you know, it was the same style of shoe. Yeah. But it was all new insoles and rubber and you’re like, I know how to drive this track. I’ve been driving it forever, but it doesn’t. Feel the same.

It was like putting on a new pair of [00:54:00] socks. You’re like, all right, whatever. But now, a couple years later, to your point, the surface has changed. I just drove the track a couple months ago. I was there, you know, trying to put down some lap times and whatnot in my time attack car. And it was like, wow, it is faster now.

It feels more like it did before, but I don’t have to worry about this rut or this bump or this thing. And you could really focus on driving it. And, and I would say Summit Point is actually more fun now that the track has seasoned and it has settled in from when it was first rep paved. But you talked about like trees

Edwin Paradue: and stuff like that.

Also, you, you can throw people off ’cause they’re like, wait a minute, that one tree down there had always been really important. ’cause I knew that. And you know, and you’re like, it it, you know, so there are also things that happen off track that will change it as well. So, like I said, but, but it is constantly changing.

It’s, you never can get something like that. To be absolutely the same. It’s always gonna be in a constant state. 52

Crew Chief Eric: years in the

Edwin Paradue: making.

Crew Chief Eric: What’s the next 25 look like? What are things that drivers and [00:55:00] organizers should expect from Summit Point, let’s say next season in 2022, in 23 and 24 and beyond? You talked about the new fueling station and all that, but what’s next?

What’s coming? What’s, what are you thinking about? We’ve got a

Edwin Paradue: couple of projects that are on paper right now. They’re not far enough along to say, here’s what we want to do, but tease us a little bit. I’m just amenities. Some of the amenities that you have at other tracks. We don’t have some of those amenities that I would like to add.

Some of those amenities would allow us to entertain sponsors and those people more, which leads back into your question about, you know, what type of racing do you have, but the main piece that we need to do over the next two or three years, and it carries on to the next 25. Is be sure that the investments that we’re making are investments that improve the product.

For our partners who got us here, A, B, C racing, we’re just gonna make that up. Calls and says, oh my gosh, we really want to run at your track and our series is gonna be great there. We need this weekend. And you go, oh, well that’s [00:56:00] always been so and so’s weekend. They’ve run that. Oh, we don’t care. We’ll take it.

You know? Is that really the direction you want to go in? Probably not. How can we. The investments we make, how do those investments improve the product that we are selling? It’s a business to the groups that rent from us and make that the shore of the business. So the people who are currently using the racetrack, we need to be sure that our investment builds on what they want, and then we can add the other stuff, but we can’t have it where it’s taken away.

I mean, that, that’s the base of your business. And so we need to be sure our investments are building that up.

Crew Chief Eric: And somewhere between the lines. I think I heard garages in there. Is that right? Is that, is that what I’m,

Edwin Paradue: there’s a couple different drawings for several different things that, um, yeah, actually, you know, it’s one of those things you don’t wanna get, you don’t wanna get ahead of yourself, and people are, oh, we’re getting this and we’re getting that, and we’re getting that.

It goes back to what I said earlier about, you know, what does the Motorsports community need? We might think it’s really cool. Oh, we need to have a [00:57:00] atrium with tropical birds. That would be really cool.

Crew Chief Eric: Into barber now, I, I can tell. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, exactly.

Edwin Paradue: Is that what our, the, the community needs the racing community, so it’s kind of a two way street.

Crew Chief Eric: And I think what we do need though is to get Shenandoah minimum added to iRacing. ’cause I don’t know if a lot of folks realize Summit Point, Maine is in I racing, and it is used a lot in the PCA sim racing series in the virtual Mars series that they were very heavy with during COVID as, as we mentioned earlier, and things like that.

So when does Shenandoah get added to I racing?

Edwin Paradue: We actually talked to those folks within the last six months or so. Well, the other thing on Summit is the iRacing version of Summit. It’s the, the prepaid version. But we’ve talked to ’em also about getting out here and doing some of the. Other tracks because you know it was great during COVID ’cause people had a chance to get into that who maybe hadn’t before.

Some people can’t stand it. Other, I say it’s an important part of getting people involved. Pretty funny story from just 2020. Yeah. Last year. So we have Joe Gibbs’s grandson, Ty [00:58:00] Gibbs gonna come out. He another guy. We’re gonna test their ARCA cars. ’cause they were gonna go run the Daytona Road course for the first time.

He gets out here and he goes, man, I gotta tell you, this is one of my favorite. Road courses, I’m like, oh, Ty didn’t realize you had been out here before. He is like, oh no, no, no. I mean, IRA thing. He had done tons and tons of laps on the track before he ever rolled in in his arc car and laid down some pretty decent laps out here.

So it’s an important part of the overall picture.

Crew Chief Eric: There’s other things that Summit Point offers that people may not be familiar with. Now, you touched on it just a little bit and you mentioned Fat Friday at the track. That’s a carryover from Bill Scott racing back in the day, BSR. And you also now have the Summit Point Driver’s Club.

Do you wanna expand upon that and tell what people, what that’s all about?

Edwin Paradue: So, so Friday at the track is, you know, we talked about that, my track time, that’s kind of your first entree into here. And then Friday at the track just allows folks to get more on track time and what’s nice there, it gets a little bit more serious there.

And you can come in as a novice, [00:59:00] we put you up with an instructor and you work with the intermediate. And so it’s one way to kind of go through the ladder. Um, and there are other ones, each of our partners, not each, but a lot of our partners. Offer similar programs, but Friday at the track has been around for such a long time.

But if you simply say, man, I’ve never thought about doing this. I’m interested. Come out, do the little introductory piece and then whether it’s Friday at the track or one of the other people get involved there. ’cause everybody’s gonna set you up with an instructor and you’re gonna walk through it at your own pace.

You know, before I worked here, the two things I heard most about was Summit Point, carding. And Freddy hit the track. It became just a, a standard piece of what we do with Freddy at the track. So the driver’s club, a lot of tracks started adding driver’s clubs and then a while back, driver’s clubs started.

They started building tracks just as driver club tracks. And each driver’s club, depending on the track, has a very, very different feel to it. Some places the driver’s clubs are strictly what I’ll call the gentleman, gentle lady driver’s club. So I’m dentist, I [01:00:00] retired, I bought insert exotic car here, Cadillac, CTSV Coop.

I’m just gonna clarify that

Crew Chief Eric: for you.

Edwin Paradue: And so that now you say, Hey I’m, I wanna join the driver’s club and do that. Some other driver’s club are more competitor driven, where it’s guys who want to come out and they would use the club and you know, work on their competitive driving. Ours is really unique ’cause it’s a combination of the two.

So you’ve got folks out here who full bore race cars, but you also have that person who just wants to come out several times a year, drive the car the way it was intended to drive. So ours is a little unique in that there’s room for both people. We have those folks who just. Wanna drive the exotic car fast and we have the other folks who come out and they want to bring their race car and get a lot of track time.

So it’s a little bit of both, but it’s a nice experience too, ’cause you come out and the drivers all get together for lunch. So there’s a social element to it as well. But you’ll see, just like I said, when you first get involved, different clubs have different personalities and styles. You’ll find the one that works for you [01:01:00] as you go from track to track.

You’ll see each one of their drivers’ clubs has a little bit different flavor depending on where you go.

Crew Chief Eric: Are there any additional perks to being part of the Summit Point Drivers’ Club?

Edwin Paradue: Yeah, so some of our other events, so whether it’s a a Friday, the track or a seat time or an open practice, there’s some perks there on some of the pricing and that type of thing.

We wanna start adding some other pieces to it, which ties into adding some of the other physical amenities here. At the track. So that becomes part of it as, as well. ’cause it should have any good club like that should have a good social aspect to it, because that’s an important part of it. We just need to add some of the infrastructure to do some more of that.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s, uh, either subscription or tiered pricing model and a lot of those details are gonna be on the Summit point website.

Edwin Paradue: Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Or just, or, or just. Give us a call or come out one day, we’ll walk you through the process depending on what you want to do and how you want to, uh, experience the club.

There’s a few different ways to get involved. You know, one thing that’s neat about our club is most of the new [01:02:00] members come as recommendations from current members. We’ll say, Hey, my buddy Fred, I’ve known Fred for a long time, we wanna recommend him to join the, the driver’s club. So that’s cool too ’cause it kind of keeps that comradery.

And that social aspect really, really strong.

Crew Chief Eric: And along with future proofing Summit Point, I have to tip my hat to Summit because it was one of the first tracks I saw that added the capability to bring in EVs at the track. I have noticed there are Tesla charging stations and other charging stations at the track, and I personally had been able to instruct in some of those vehicles because that capability exists.

So what do you think about the EV revolution or the evolution as we come in, right? And what’s it gonna bring to Summit Point? What are you thinking on on that front?

Edwin Paradue: You know, I said it’s very important that we keep this very accessible. The larger group of vehicles that we can draw from, the better we’ll be in the long run to see the, uh, the EVSR guys.

Out here, you know, racing with SCCA in the Mars [01:03:00] series is really, really cool. In fact, the folks, uh, motor Week, uh, Maryland Public Television came out here and shot a really great piece about those guys. Uh, we just had a meeting the other day to see what we can do with some of our charging stations to take those to the next level.

’cause again, nothing’s ever static. There’s always an, you buy the latest and greatest and it’s really cool for about a minute and a half. So, how we can upgrade those facilities as well. But, you know, I, I think if you ever get in a situation where you’re. Limiting the people that you can do business with, you’re limiting your opportunity to grow.

You know, they were great when they came in last year and they got with our, um, EV guys and ev there you go. But the other EV and our fire and all and went over the car with them so they felt very comfortable if they had to respond to an incident. So it’s a plus across the board.

Crew Chief Eric: And you got in front of one of my fact or fiction questions, which was whether or not Motor Week U utilizes Summit Point for some of its episodes.

And that is an absolute fact. They’ve been using it for quite a long time.

Edwin Paradue: That is a fact. They’ve [01:04:00] been here a couple times this year. We always like when they come out here and, and join us ’cause they, you know, you think about the, uh, history, that show has an incredible history and to have them here pretty much in our backyard, we’re always happy to have them and try to work with them when we can.

Crew Chief Eric: Put it this way. I met Jim Davis when he and I were both much younger, so, but he was definitely, you know, that local hero, like 75 and 80 Summit point. They’re doing all their testing and I always thought it was the coolest thing. Again, it’s a small world and it’s all tied together and it’s awesome that Summit Point is part of that.

’cause Motor Week is a nationally televised Oh yes. Show. Even though it’s based here in Maryland. As we kind of wrap up, I have a fun question for you to answer for our audience. We’re gonna eliminate some variables here. We’re gonna assume it’s on Summit Point, Maine, but if there’s any one car that you could drive on Summit Point, Maine, what would it be?

Ooh. Probably to take a

Edwin Paradue: lap around there in one of Bill Scott’s old open wheel cars. Just you can tell I’m a big history guy. But that would [01:05:00] be really cool to drive one of Bill’s open wheel cars for a lap around Summit. The poster on the wall car. What’s that for you? Oh, speed Racer’s Mach five.

Crew Chief Eric: All right.

And to go with that sexiest car of all time.

Edwin Paradue: Ooh, that is tough. Not a gremlin.

Crew Chief Eric: Wow. That I’ve never, I usually get that for ugliest car of all time. Gremlin,

Edwin Paradue: you know what I probably the uh, uh, split rear window vet. Probably gotta be right up there.

Crew Chief Eric: 63 Stingray. Yep. That’ll do it. Yeah, that’ll do it. Well, Edwin, I can’t say enough good things about Summit Point.

And obviously the folks that are in our area that know Summit Point resonate with this, they can feel both of our passions about how we love the track, how it’s grown, how it’s changing, and how it’s gonna be here for hopefully another 52 years. So I can’t thank you enough for doing what you’re doing and, and keeping Motorsport alive at Summit Point.

And so, in summary, I want tell everybody Summit Point Motor Sports Park is just that. It’s a full on [01:06:00] campus, multiple tracks. It’s a motor sports park and it hosts a variety of activities and there is truly something for everyone to explore. At Summit Point. You really need to look into how to make. Part of you.

So for more details on Summit Point, please be sure to visit summit point raceway.com or follow them on Facebook and Instagram at Summit Point Raceway, or get in touch with Edwin directly at motorsports@exetorcorp.com. So, Edwin, again, I can’t thank you enough. This has been super awesome and I’m, I’m happy you’re able to tell this story and we look forward to working with you and with all the other partners that you mentioned, S-C-C-A-P-C-A, et cetera, for the next 50 years and beyond.

So this is super exciting. So I just need folks to do one

Edwin Paradue: thing for me and it’ll be perfect next time you come to the track. Invite a friend who’s never been to come with you, that’ll make all the difference in the world.[01:07:00]

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out on www.gt motorsports.org. You can also find us on Instagram at Grand Tour Motorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, you can call or text us at (202) 630-1770 or send us an email at Crew chief@gtmotorsports.org.

We’d love to hear from you.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00:00 The Early Days of Summit Point Raceway
  • 00:01:31 Summit Point’s Historical Significance; Bill Scott’s Influence and Legacy
  • 00:05:40 The Evolution of Summit Point Facilities
  • 00:09:08 Jefferson Circuit: A Hidden Gem
  • 00:12:42 The Birth of Shenandoah Circuit
  • 00:15:39 Expanding Summit Point: New Tracks and Offerings
  • 00:20:43 The Future of Summit Point Under New Ownership
  • 00:27:13 Community Engagement and Accessibility
  • 00:36:57 Government Training at Summit Point
  • 00:38:31 The Infamous ‘Chute’ at Summit Point
  • 00:42:10 Safety and Evolution of Summit Point
  • 00:45:10 Future Plans for Summit Point
  • 00:58:39 The Summit Point Drivers’ Club
  • 01:02:13 Embracing the EV Revolution
  • 01:05:31 Final Thoughts and Contact Information

Learn More

Summit Point Motorsports Programs & Services

My Track Time is an introductory 2-hour program, that is perfect for your first on-track experience. For this lead/follow event, you’ll start out in the classroom and hear the basics of on-track driving with tips from a guest motorsports professional. Then you are on-track for your first session, back to pit road for a brief pit road chalk talk and back on track again. You’ll end the evening with a brief wrap-up and great memories.

Note: Driver: Must have a valid driver’s license. Vehicle: Street cars on street tires Helmet: No helmet is required for this event.

Drift at a Motorsports Park featuring 4 road racing circuits!  Here’s your opportunity to drift at beginner to advanced level.  Spectators can get in on the action as well! Come out and spectate some drifting at Summit Point Motorsports Park! Drift Nirvana® is open to new and experienced drifters and drifts on 4 different road racing circuits throughout the year. More info can be found by following @driftnirvana on Instagram or Facebook!

Note: Must be 18 years old to participate.

Friday at the Track (FATT)® is an opportunity to experience high-performance driving on one of our 3 legendary tracks at Summit Point Motorsports Park. FATT program is one of the oldest High Performance Driver Education programs in the country.  Many drivers have had their first on-track experience here and gone on to Solo and Competition status.  Bring your car or Novices and Intermediates can rent one of ours.

Bonus Content

The field for the Porsche Special event lines up single file for their turn in the Carousel; Photo courtesy WDCR SCCA

Summit Point has evolved into a five-circuit campus, each with its own character:

  • Summit Point Main: The original track, still beloved for its consistency and charm.
  • Jefferson Circuit: Built in phases starting in 1996, now a 1.7-mile technical gem used for HPDEs, motorcycle events, and drifting. Locals affectionately call its extension “Snoopy’s Head.”
  • Shenandoah Circuit: Opened in 2005, this tight, technical track is modeled after European F1 circuits and used heavily for instructor training. “It’ll show you everything wrong with your setup,” Crew Chief Eric joked.
  • Washington Circuit: Once home to Summit Point Karting, now a versatile venue for autocross, drifting, and track cross.
  • Off-Road/Rally Circuit: Still under development, this area is being evaluated for UTV racing and expanded rallycross offerings.
Photo Courtesy WDCR SCCA

Summit Point’s charm lies in its ability to modernize without losing its soul. Recent upgrades include a state-of-the-art fueling station and ongoing paddock improvements. Paradue cited Lime Rock Park as a model for blending history with relevance: “It’s like visiting an old friend, but you notice the new touches.”

Photo courtesy Summit Point Raceway

Looking Ahead: Ownership, Expansion, and Big Dreams

In 2019, the Scott family sold Summit Point to Exeter Corporation, which has continued to invest in motorsports. Paradue, now an Xator employee, reassured fans that the commitment to racing remains strong. “They didn’t have to spend half a million on a fueling station. That’s for racers.” Future plans include:

  • A potential return of karting and a karting school
  • Expanded instructor training programs
  • Infrastructure upgrades to support larger events
  • Exploration of bringing back touring series or even IMSA-level racing
Photo courtesy Summit Point Raceway

But Paradue is cautious: “We want to do it right. Fame doesn’t equal quality. The club racing here is phenomenal, and we’re building from that strength.”


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Future-Proofing the Collector Car Hobby: A Conversation with Chris Bright of Collector Part Exchange

In the ever-evolving world of automotive enthusiasm, one thing remains constant: the desire to keep classic cars running, looking sharp, and loved for generations. Whether it’s your grandfather’s 1935 Packard, a 1963 Beetle convertible, or a Ferrari from the golden age of the 1980s, these vehicles are more than machines—they’re time capsules, cultural icons, and personal treasures.

But keeping them on the road? That’s a challenge. Enter Chris Bright, co-founder of Collector Part Exchange (CPX), a new digital marketplace built for petrolheads, restoration shops, and anyone passionate about preserving automotive history.

Chris’s journey to CPX began not in a garage, but in a cabin deep in the Oregon woods. After leaving a successful software company post-acquisition, Chris and his business partner Aaron retreated to brainstorm their next venture. Surrounded by sticky notes and a wood-burning stove, they explored dozens of ideas—but one kept resurfacing: the collector car parts market.

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Chris had long been puzzled by the persistence of old-school swap meets, especially in tech-savvy Portland. “120,000 people show up in the rain every year,” he said. “Why hasn’t this moved online?” While buying cars has become seamless thanks to platforms like Bring a Trailer, sourcing rare parts remains a frustrating, analog experience.

That frustration was personal. Chris’s first collector-grade car was a Porsche 928 – beautiful, underappreciated, and notoriously difficult to source parts for. Later, he owned a 1972 Alfa Romeo GTV, another gem with elusive components. “You had to know a guy,” he said. “And that guy’s inventory was in his brain, not online.”

Spotlight

Notes

  • The origin of CPX – the who/what/where/why of the effort + “What’s in a name”?
  • You’re getting parts collecting dust back into circulation. Why is this important to the future of the hobby?
  • The importance of the EV-olution to the Collector Car hobby
  • Details about CPX like…
    • What kind of cars do you personally consider to be collector cars? Any year ranges (or limits) on the parts one can list or purchase?
    • How much does it cost to start a store in the online marketplace? How much does CPX take if a part sells?
    • How often are new items listed?
    • What’s PART PING?
    • What else is available on CPX besides car parts?

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Break Fix podcast is all about capturing the living history of people from all over the autos sphere, from wrench, turners, and racers to artists, authors, designers, and everything in between. Our goal is to inspire a new generation of Petrolhead that wonder. How did they get that job or become that person?

The road to success is paved by all of us because everyone has a story

Crew Chief Eric: with each passing gear and each generation. In the automotive world, more and more cars are becoming collector items from your grandfather’s 35 Packard to a 63 beetle convertible or iconic eighties Ferrari tucked away in your garage.

Wouldn’t it be awesome if there was a way to make it easier to keep these kinds of vehicles on the road no matter what? We all agree we wanna keep these cars running and looking their best for as long as we can. Enter Chris Bright, co-founder of the Collector part Exchange, CPX for short. [00:01:00] A new community designed specifically for an easy and fun to use website, supporting great businesses that keep this hobby vibrant.

And with that, let’s welcome Chris to break Fix.

Chris Bright: Oh, it’s great to be here. That was an awesome intro.

Crew Chief Eric: As I start out, many of these interviews, every great story has an origin. So let’s talk about the origin story behind CPX, the who, the what, the where, the why behind the effort. So Chris, tell us all about it.

Chris Bright: Sure. Yeah. Well, uh, how far do you want me to go back to birth or no collector product exchange? It was kind of a happy accident. I’ve been in tech startups and an entrepreneur pretty much for my entire career. That’s a natural place for me. And I’d actually been the co-founder of a pretty successful software company out here in Portland, Oregon, that it got acquired in 2017 and we were continuing to operate the company.

But once that transaction happens, things start to change culturally and just operationally, and it became less interesting. I’m more of a [00:02:00] startup person than I am, like running and a going concern type of thing. So I decided it was time to leave and, and one of my fellow executives, Aaron, who’s my business partner now, decided that.

He wanted to leave too. And I said, I’m gonna start a new company. I have no idea what it’s gonna be. We decided to just brainstorm. So I rented a cabin out in the woods. We were totally disconnected, only heated by a, a little wood-burning fire out in these cold old growth forest. And we just started brainstorming and we got those post-it notes that stick on the walls, and we would like just sit down and randomly start spouting out ideas and writing ’em up.

If someone had been passing by, they’d think we were the unabomber or something like that. And

Crew Chief Eric: guessing these ideas range the gamut, right from one end of the spectrum together. So how did you settle on cars?

Chris Bright: Yeah. During that conversation, I said, I’ve been into cars for my adult life. And I said, Aaron, there’s this thing that happens in Portland in April on the one of the wettest weekends of the year.

It’s called a swap meet. [00:03:00] This swap meet attracts 120,000 people and messes up traffic for days. People love it, and I don’t understand how that continues to exist in this. Electronic E-commerce, Amazon World. I said, there’s gotta be a, a better way to connect people and help them find those parts and help them get what they need for their cars because it’s really easy to buy stuff at a car level, bring a trailer, being the the best example today.

But if you wanna buy a car, you can buy a car online. It’s not that hard. Buying parts is a completely different story, and I have experienced that frustration in my own life. We didn’t choose that idea. Then we kept it in the hopper of like the good ideas. So we went back and we started looking at all the different things that we had available to us, and this one just continued to come back to us as the best idea.

I like the fact that it’s in an area that I’m interested in and that’s exciting to me personally, but I honestly think that can be a problem in, in the business world. Like if you’re a startup person and you do something that [00:04:00] you think is cool or fun, usually you don’t see the real business opportunity or even right.

So I kind of shun those ideas. But this one, the more we looked into it, the better it got because it’s a huge marketplace. It is one of those places that just hasn’t caught up with the modern way of buying and selling things. So if you’re looking for a rare part for whatever car, it’s pretty difficult to find just by searching in Google.

So we know from our backgrounds, Erin and I, that that’s something that can be solved. So we decided we don’t wanna own parts or sell parts ourselves. We wanna support all of these other businesses who haven’t yet modernized into the world because there’s new generations of buyers getting into this space, and they don’t want to pick up the phone.

Nobody wants to pick up the phone anymore, it seems like to call around and look for parts. They just want to go online, find it in Google, and then buy it. That’s essentially what we’re trying to create is connecting all of these small businesses in the universe of the collector car world and get them into one place where.

We can help [00:05:00] them be found in Google and help them find new customers wherever they may be. And we’re only six months into it, but it’s been a really exciting journey so far.

Crew Chief Eric: So before we get into the more technical details of the how it works and why it works and all that, let’s talk about the name for just a second.

I have to admit I struggled a bit. It’s not a plural parts, it’s it’s collector. Parts exchange or part. See, I’m doing it again. So why drop the S? There’s gotta be a stereotype. Every time you say

Chris Bright: parts exchange, we gotta drink something.

Crew Chief Eric: Agreed. Why drop the S?

Chris Bright: Originally it was that, and we have that URL.

But imagine the URL and you put the word parts and the word exchange next to each other. Now imagine that s not being part of parts, but part of sex change. Oh, once you see that, it’s like pretty hard not to see it again. So you decided. Eh, that could be problematic. So we just [00:06:00] went with the singular, but if you go to Collector Parts Exchange, it still gets you to our website.

Crew Chief Eric: You bought both domains. That’s a smart move, because I was gonna say, parts rolls off the tongue a little bit quicker. I know we all default to the plural because I don’t see myself buying one part. It, it’s gonna be multiple parts. Yeah. And all that. So you alluded to being a car guy, and obviously invention is bred by necessity, so you must have some sort of classic car or vintage vehicle.

That’s really the impetus behind this. So let’s dive into that a little bit.

Chris Bright: Yeah, I tend to like the unusual, gotta keep

Crew Chief Eric: Portland weird, right?

Chris Bright: Yeah, exactly. Always. So my very first collector grade car, I’ll say was a Porsche 9 28. You know, when I was growing up, that was on the cover of Road and Track Magazine and in all the top cars of the year type particles that you would, it was

Crew Chief Eric: also in the movie Scarface and in risky business.

Chris Bright: Exactly. So, and, and I just always thought it was a really cool and interesting car, but as we all know, it was. Quite [00:07:00] unloved. It was never accepted by Porsche files. I get why that happens. I don’t need to defend it. But if you just look at the car in and of itself, it’s an amazing hand-built machine, and it’s actually superior in many ways to the nine elevens in its build quality and the technology that it has and

Crew Chief Eric: aerodynamics.

But we won’t get into that.

Chris Bright: Even today. I look at ’em and I still find them to be. Very beautiful and even modern looking. Like the first one I think came out in 75 or something like that, at least the, the show car that predated it. I digress. So I had a Porsche 9 28 and I had a great mechanic, but finding parts for it wasn’t that easy, but there were a couple of people that did that.

And I drove that car. That was my daily driver, that was my only car for many years, and I put 175,000 miles on it. And it was great to own, to be honest with you. It, it rarely broke down. It was hugely over-engineered. Fast forward, the, the next car I got was uh, an Alpha Romeo. So I got an Alpha Romeo GTV, it’s a 1972.

And ooh, I’d been in Italy and I [00:08:00] saw one and it was like, oh man, that is a cool car. So I went and I started shopping around and I found one in my local. Alpha Romeo Club and somebody was selling it, so I bought it and God, what a great car that was, and just finding things for that. It was possible, but again, it was hard.

It was not online. You didn’t go somewhere, at least in, when I own the car, you didn’t go to some website and go click, click, click, and it arrives the next day and you can install it. It’s a lot of calling around. It’s a lot of like word of mouth or calling. There’s this guy John Norman down in the Bay Area who’s got like this stash of parts.

He’s a great guy, but none of it’s online and none of it’s even really cataloged in any way. It’s all cataloged in his brain. You know, you were always on the prowl for all of these parts and things that whether it was something that broke or something that you just wanted to upgrade or tweak on your car, whether it was wheels or seats or whatever.

To me that was. Frustrating because we’re spoiled nowadays. Honestly, whenever I click [00:09:00] something, I expect it to basically arrive within 24 hours. And I’m exaggerating, but only a little bit. If you have to call somebody and talk through things, it’s hard to make time for that in our busy lives. So for the individual owners, that’s a problem, but also.

Even more so for restoration shops and repair shops. If you run a specialty collector vehicle service or restoration business, you have staff or a lot of your time is dedicated to calling around and trying to find what you need. And to me, that could break the back of the collector car business in many ways.

Like if these parts get increasingly rare and increasingly hard to find, people aren’t gonna want to pay for that time to find them and do all of these things. Again, it’s a problem that can be easily solved, but it’s gonna take a lot of work and a lot of perseverance to kind of actually pull it off.

Crew Chief Eric: And some people might argue that that was part of the fund maybe 20 or 30 years ago, right? Where you didn’t have the accessibility is, is working on some of these rarer or vintage cars. You know, we have to put it in [00:10:00] perspective. It’s like a treasure hunt, right? You’re out there exploring, you’re meeting new people, you’re discovering, oh, this guy, you know, John Norman, he’s got the stash of parts in the Bay Area, you know, whatever.

And then you become friends with that guy, you know, and it, and it builds these relationships and it’s, it’s a different. Way of being. I suppose I came up through that era, right? But I also learned very quickly if I was smart, especially with European cars, I would cross match. I could figure out, well, that blah, blah, blah 9 28 part was actually available on every Volkswagen from, you know, 1982 to 1994.

So I could just go to the local junkyard and get the same thing and not pay, you know, the Porsche tax or whatever. Obviously it’s more difficult with something like an Alpha Romeo or a Ferrari, but I even learned working on some British cars like Lotuses and stuff, where it was like, oh, well that’s off a Nash, which is actually off of a Chevy.

You know, things like that. So again, that was part of the fun of, of learning that Then you became this subject matter expert. But now, as you said, times have changed. A lot of those folks that we relied on as pillars in this collector car world are now, you know, maybe [00:11:00] they’re gone or they’ve moved on, or, you know, collections have been inherited by.

The people that were left behind. So to your point, how do we overcome the challenge of, you know, getting, let’s say these large collections, some might say PAC Rat collections up on a website, let alone up on CPX. So how are you aiding people in doing that?

Chris Bright: You nailed it. I think it’s one of those situations where we have to help it adapt and that’s what I kind of see is the mission of collector part exchange, which is helping connect these business to the greater global network so that people can find ’em.

And to your point, it is part of the fun of getting to know people and trading that knowledge. But. It’s evaporating, it’s not captured anywhere. It’s all word of mouth. And those elders are moving on, whether by choice or not, I really feel a mission to try and create an alternative path to capture that knowledge.

Either through community forums. We don’t have those yet, but we intend to like build areas where you can go and ask for advice and get help. Yeah. And, and ask those subject matter [00:12:00] experts. ’cause you don’t know that subject matter expert for your car. He might be in Japan. Yeah. Or Australia. You know, you don’t know.

Like the one guy who knows that model inside and out isn’t in the US anymore, it’s somewhere else. So just having a place for that and then helping make sure that those parts don’t accidentally get trashed for businesses that are going under, or collectors that have have a mass, like a garage full of parts.

We need to have a ready place for them to send those parts. And that’s where collector part exchange comes in.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. And you know what always happens, and this, I saw this. Recently, a friend of mine unloaded a bunch of 16 valve Volkswagen stuff from the eighties, and he is like, nobody wants this stuff anymore, blah, blah, blah.

It’s all trash. And he dumps it without fail. Three weeks later, somebody goes, I’m looking for blah, blah, blah for a 16 valve. And he’s like, well, I just threw that away. I’m like,

Chris Bright: no, that, that happens all the time. And to me it’s like a, a, a little piece of my heart breaks when I hear stories like that. And I know of a really famous, um, alpha Romeo dealership on the east coast that the [00:13:00] guys aged out and they just wanted to be done.

So they basically shut down their business, put everything in some containers, and people were buying entire containers of parts for like $2,000 just so that they didn’t go into Yep, the landfill. We can’t have that happen. I wanna be tied into estate sales. I wanna be tied into junkyards. I wanna be tied into all these businesses and, and help broker.

If somebody wants to retire, Hey, I’ve, I, maybe I’ve had a successful business career and I’m a car guy. Maybe I wanna take over your business for you. It’s like that would be something that we could do. But getting back to your original question, which was how do we help them get parts on? Right now, anybody can load parts, indoor system, and it’s free, by the way, if you sell it, it’s a 5% commission.

So there’s no barrier to entry right now, we have people who either already sell on eBay or are a little more robust and they have things in databases. Those are our biggest sellers because we can just import their database and list their parts with it. If they have it in some sort of inventory management system, we can adapt that into our system, which is great, and [00:14:00] that’s the fastest thing.

You can do it on an individual basis. It just takes a little bit of time and I’ve done it and it’s not that hard. It just takes a few minutes to snap some pictures and create a listing. But five minutes or 10 minutes per item, it adds up. If you have a pretty big collection, if you know you have a few boxes of stuff, that’s a easy job.

But if you have a big shelf rack system in the back of your garage, that’s gonna take a lot longer. Uh, one thing that we hear people doing is they get their kids, or, you know, there, there’s a guy who runs a, a shop around here. He has a guy who he pays the cleanest shop and then he said, Hey, I’m gonna put parts over here and you take pictures and list them and I’ll pay you.

You know what we earn off of it. And that guy was like, very entrepreneurial. Got into it. So what we ultimately want to do is have more of a white glove system where if someone needs some help listing their parts, we can actually help them do it. We’ll send some people to their site. Again, this is a future state, but hey, we can send somebody into your garage or an estate sale or whatever and get all those parts listed and we can list them for sale or [00:15:00] we can auction ’em off and then have them go away in one fell swoop.

We’re gonna have lots of flexibility in how we sell these parts because our whole mission is how they get sold or need to be listed. We have a way to do it for anybody in this industry, whether you’ve been around a long time or you’re just new to it, and however it fits into your life, because newer people are getting into these cars, and I love it when I go to cars and coffee or shows and I see kids running around and kids are into it.

I mean. That really excites me. But by the time they become adults and are really into this hobby, the world will have changed. It’ll have turned over. So to me, I look at what we’re doing as being the future proofing for the hobby.

Crew Chief Eric: So that actually is a great segue into my next question, which is twofold.

One, you know, we talked about the parts exchange part of the name, but we didn’t define what the definition of collector was. So let’s put a wrap around that. Is there a. Age range or year range for what collector means and to the point that you just made. Let’s talk [00:16:00] about the evolution or the EV revolution at the same time and how that’s affecting the collector car world and the collector car market.

You know, just to throw in there, let’s talk about cash for clunkers. I think a lot of people forgot about that and how it rocked to collector car world as well. So let’s, let’s touch on this. Yeah, yeah,

Chris Bright: yeah. Well, let’s, uh, take ’em one at a time. What you decide is a collector car is a little subjective, right?

But to me, I’ll go with the accepted definition by the insurance companies, by the automobile world, which is essentially cars that are 25 years and older. That’s ultimately the market that I wanna serve. All of it from the antiques to the modern classics and everything in between, in all countries and Mars, all of it.

However, you can’t boil the ocean. You’ve got to pick a little part and boil that. We’ve narrowed our focus initially. It’s not exclusive to this, but. Our focus anyway, our European sports cars, we’ll say forties through eighties, kind of that range. Again, we’ve got lots of stuff for domestic cars. We’ve got even [00:17:00] modern aftermarket wheels and things like that.

So all of those things are acceptable. And even like aftermarket tuner cars, I’m down with that. If that gets somebody excited about a car, I’m all for it. So if we can have CPX or that motorcycles, anything that, that you want to be, I’m, I’m good with that. I, I was at the Hershey show this, um, October and you know, I look at all these Model T’s and Model A’s and things like that sitting around and I’ve hung around with some hot rod guys and I’m like, great, I wanna be there.

Because when I was walking that huge show, have you ever been to Hershey? Yep. It’s crazy Mammoth. Yeah, it’s huge. But this year, you know, it was sad because it was the first post COVID version and it was more lightly attended. But what caught my attention was it seemed like every fifth or sixth. Seller had something, it’s like, buy all of my parts.

Just make me out. Get it outta here. Yeah. Like I’m not coming back like this is my last rodeo, essentially. So you kind of even see a shift there. But [00:18:00] anything that’s in that category of cars is great. I think the thing that we also want to offer. Is not just what is defined as collectible, but what we offer in terms of parts, and I use that term loosely in that we’ve had an example where someone was looking for a Ferrari distributor for a sixties, Ferrari, literally a 10 plus million dollar car, and they reached out to us and and I went and I found them.

An original one that someone had scrounged up in the uk and that was literally a $10,000 part. I found somebody who had a remanufactured version of the original part. It’s a modern construction, but made in the correct style. But you know, again, you’re getting a little, you’re veering a little bit from originality.

What I also want to, I say co-mingle or put on the same shelf or service providers. I know this fellow down in California who can take that exact part. He’s an engineer and he will take it and rebuild it with, you know, more modern magnets and will he’ll rewire it and do all of the things and it will be the exact part that was in the [00:19:00] car originally.

And that’s a fraction of the cost. So I really love this idea of rebuilding, and I just wrote a piece about it where it’s like the radical idea of rebuilding we’re so conditioned that if a part breaks that you need to go find a new one and you’ll spend weeks or months kind of chasing those down when there’s probably somebody out there who can fix it for you.

And I wanna be able to have people. Look at all of those options in one place and be able to choose the one that’s best for them, whether it’s originality or speed, or they want something that’s more modern ’cause it’s gonna last longer. It doesn’t matter. It’s like everybody has their own choice, so, well, and to

Crew Chief Eric: that point, the goal in all three of those use cases is to keep that particular vehicle on the road and keep it running.

So yes, if you’re the purest, but you have a museum quality car, you want all original matching numbers, parts and accessories. Which by the way, most European cars, they never did a numbers matching like we stress here in America, which is, it’s a truly American thing. Show me 1, 9 11, with numbers matching from any period in time.

It doesn’t exist. That being said, I get it. The [00:20:00] purist wants it a certain way. For guys like myself, I frequent machine shops and fabricators all the time. I’m like, I don’t care what it looks like. It needs to be functional. Most of my stuff is race cars. There are better options than the original. The reason that original part failed because it probably wasn’t great to begin with.

You know, so something to consider depending on if you wanna love and enjoy the car and drive it as like a daily driver versus, you know, a life-size model car. Right. So there’s, there’s something for everybody in that statement.

Chris Bright: Let me see. There were two other parts of that conversation. Yeah, there

Crew Chief Eric: was.

There was. And so it was cash for Clunkers and how it affected the collector car world because there were a lot of folks turning in buy Turbo, Maseratis and you, our Quatros and all this stuff saying I can get more money for this car than it’s worth today. Which now we fast forward, you know, 10 or 15 years and the used car market is through the roof.

Yeah. And the other side of that is now that we are in. 2022. How does the evolution or the EV revolution change the collector car landscape as well? Yeah.

Chris Bright: You know, I think cash for clinkers, I hadn’t really thought [00:21:00] about that for a while, but yeah, you’re right. That did kind of move the needle. And I’d say the thing that’s really moved the needle more recently is bring a trailer chaos

Crew Chief Eric: online.

Yeah. Yeah.

Chris Bright: Well, I, I think what it’s done is. Make collecting cars like fun and cool again and accessible to a new generation of buyers. I think ultimately that’s what bring a trailer’s gift to the car community is it’s, but there’s

Crew Chief Eric: also, there’s a dark side to it, and I joke and we joke about bring a trailer a lot.

I, I love it. We’re all addicted to it, but the problem is it feels like how far can we push the envelope on these prices sometimes. Right, right. And, and you know that these, some of these deals don’t end at the value that they, you know, that they close that. And I’m like, this is making it worse. For people that are trying to sell a more, you know, local venues like, you know, Facebook marketplace, suddenly they go, well, I saw an E 30 BMW sell and bring a trailer for a quarter million dollars.

So obviously mine is worth 125.

Chris Bright: [00:22:00] It definitely is. I think that’ll all correct out eventually. You know, I I, it’s like a housing bubble, right? A little bit of a bubble. And as you well know, like the collector car hobby was counter pandemic. Like it was one of those hobbies that soared in the pandemic because it was something that we could all do by ourselves.

Let’s talk about EVs. ’cause I love EVs. I’m excited about EVs and I actually Haggerty in December, put. Their bull market list for 2022. And on that list was the Tesla Roadster, which is for those of you who may recall, it was a Lotus Elise body that they put batteries in and electrified, and that was the very first kind of mainstream Tesla product.

They look cool. They are great cars. I have a friend who has one and, and I just, I had dinner with him last night and I said, if you’re ever thinking about getting rid of that, let me know because I want it, I, I want it really bad. It’s a six figure valuation now because Tesla has become something more, it’s like the Model T of the EV [00:23:00] world in some ways.

So I think they’re exciting cars and they’re gonna be collectible, and we all know that back in the early day. There were lots of electric cars. So it’s kind of back to the future. You know, in the early days of cars, there was petrol, there was electric, and there was steam for a while. They were all equal.

And women for a reason liked the electric vehicles because they didn’t require a starter. So when they were in their fancy dresses, they didn’t have to get out and kind of like go crank the little crank arm, uh Yep. To turn the motor over. So I, I think there’s two vectors where we’re going in the future.

Which is autonomous vehicles and electric vehicles and I’m excited for both. I think they’re both important. I believe that you can’t stop progress. Progress is going to happen. So you kind of just do with it what you can. It will have a downstream impact on the collector car hobby as we get more electrified because we’re not a generational away from not being able to get gas, but like some of my cars, I wanna run on race fuel.

Well, it’s like there’s a couple pumps in my area where you can get that [00:24:00] easily. I think that’s gonna be at some point, and I’m talking like 40 years from now where that’s gonna be hard, that’s gonna be right. A bit more challenging to find. And I think when we have autonomous vehicles where it’s pretty easy to imagine the interstate highway system getting to a point where.

Take your car on the interstate and it’s just running autopilot. So people who don’t have those types of cars are gonna be excluded from those because one dope in a Ford Mustang cutting off an EV car or an autonomous car is gonna coming out

Crew Chief Eric: of a cars and coffee, but, you know, whatever. Yeah, it’s gonna,

Chris Bright: it’s gonna break everything, right?

All of a sudden it’s just gonna be trash, so you’re gonna be excluded. So I think at some point it’ll be like national parks for driving roads. Like you’ll have to go out into the country and, you know, have like certain kind of beacons and technology to help make sure that you don’t mess up. And accidentally clash with an autonomous thing, but we’ll see how all that plays out.

More to your point, EVs are exciting. I think it’s great. No problems. It’s just gonna make gas harder to come [00:25:00] by ultimately, but it’s the right thing to do. I’m an environmentalist. I want, I think we need to make some changes and, and I’m all for it. One exception to that rule is. Do not take your collector car and turn it into an electric vehicle.

I was wondering if we were gonna go there

Crew Chief Eric: because that’s, that’s the other side of that conversation. It’s

Chris Bright: an abomination.

Crew Chief Eric: We talk about that quite a bit. It comes up almost every month on the drive through. Yet another British company that’s converting classic Aston Martin or Lotus or whatever have you to an ev.

Obviously EV West out in California has been doing Volkswagens and Porsches for years now using Tesla power plants and things like that. It’s gaining popularity. I sort of like the idea, I see it both ways in terms of now I can be ecologically friendly and still drive a 1950s, 3 56 and be super cool and, and it’s retro and it’s hip, but there’s the dark side of that equation.

Which somebody actually brought up in a recent conversation, which was, yes, it’s an abomination to your point, but also [00:26:00] you paid a million bucks to turn a vintage DB six into an ev, and now that guy’s left with this classic petrol power plant and it’s sitting on a shelf in a crate for years and years and years, and it suddenly, it becomes cool again to have a petrol car.

You’re gonna pay for this conversion like 12 times by the time it’s all said and done.

Chris Bright: Yeah. To me it doesn’t make sense. I get the appeal and I will put limits on it. If it’s a mass produced car, a VW Beetle, hey, there were millions of those made and they, they were made up until the eighties in Mexico and 2003.

Yeah, 2003. Even better, right? It’s like I’m cool, like if it’s a mass produced vehicle, no problem. Committed to an ev, but taking something that’s. Somewhat rare and turning it into an ev, to me, it takes the whole spirit of the car away. It’s like that part of the experience of a car is leaving it in its proper state so that you can hear the sounds, you can have the correct gear shifts, and all of those experiences.

It’s not [00:27:00] just the look of the car, in my opinion, it’s the car in Toto that is really important to preserve. I look at them as historical objects and you wouldn’t take other antiquities and try and change them. I’m not saying that they’re worth that, but to me it’s really important to keep them as they are.

And that’s just my opinion. I know other people have different opinions and No, and,

Crew Chief Eric: and you’re not wrong because it, it’s been said before that vehicles, if you kind of stand back and look at them in their parts and not as a whole, first of all, you’re right, they’re time capsules. They are signs of the time in which they were created and, and some of those cars were created earlier than when they were sold as well.

So you gotta kind of put that in perspective. But you take something like one of the cars, I absolutely can’t stand the Ciro and Ds. A lot of people love that thing, but it is also quintessential French and also quintessential sixties. It is a sign of the time. But when you take that vehicle apart, you have to look at it for its pieces and to to be punny, I [00:28:00] suppose, in that the science, the engineering, the aerodynamics, the fluid dynamics, every person that was involved in that.

A car is not created in a vacuum, nor is it just an appliance. It is a culmination of a team of people and their imagination to create this thing. And as I dove into and worked on vintage vehicles, first question sometimes comes across your mind is why in the hell did they do it that way? And then you realize.

This was cutting edge technology in 1961. And so you have to be somewhat respectful of what you’re being presented with. And so looking at those time capitals for what they are and preserving them to your point is super important. It’s also really kind of cool. And so there’s a lot to be learned from that, but you also start to realize that some ideas that are presented as new even today or invented many, many years ago.

Chris Bright: Yeah, that’s the best part of it, in my opinion, is and, and I loved how you described that. It’s like they are these. Things, but they’re also visceral experiences. Like hearing a [00:29:00] inline four in my alpha is a cool experience. That’s just part of it, and I get the environmental impact, but I truly believe that we use these cars so little.

The average collector car is driven. About 2000 miles a year, maybe two, two miles or something like that, I think is what I read. That’s negligible because I, my

Crew Chief Eric: lawnmower em admits more than the classic car does. You know what I mean? Exactly. They have a reason to

Chris Bright: exist and that reason gets harmed if you tamper with them and kind of change them from fundamentally what they were created to be.

Right. It’s a philosophy. It’s just something that I, I don’t like when I see people take really nice cars and turn ’em into EVs, like a DB six for example, that really gets my goat, that’s a legit thing. And it’s been

Crew Chief Eric: up of recent news too, that that is happening. Oh, I saw it. I saw it and I, it’s like DB fours, fives, and sixes.

I was like, just, uh, shook my head at all of it. But you know, this actually gives me a great opportunity to ask you two pit stop style [00:30:00] questions while we’re at it. One of which I’ve never asked somebody on our show, which is what’s the best sounding engine?

Chris Bright: The one that I imprinted on is the Kunta. Oh, the V 12 Kunta.

I think the Lamborghini engines sound better than the Ferrari v twelves and maybe an Aston Martin V 12 sounds as good, but I imprinted on it in watching the opening scene of Cannonball Run that scene the first five minutes of that movie where they’re running that white Lamborghini down those, I think Nevada Highways.

I never saw a car that looked like that, and I never heard a car that sounded anything close to that. As I’m talking about, I can hear that in my mind, like that noise, just that throaty growl and yeah, it’s gotta be a V 12 and specifically a Lamborghini V 12

Crew Chief Eric: I, I wanna remind our listeners yet again that.

Petrol heads of a certain age, the answer is always Lamborghini Kunta.[00:31:00]

Chris Bright: No, it’s funny because I, I didn’t really like v eights for a long time, but now I’ve really come around and a great V eight sounds amazing, but shoot, I’ve got people with, I don’t know, the boxer fours. I’ve owned Porsches. You know, those boxer sixes are pretty great. I don’t know. They all, they, they’re all.

Good in their own way. But if I had to pick one, yes, it would have to be the Lamborghini Kosh. And you are exactly right. There’s a whole generation of cannonball run heads that, like I said, imprinting is real. And that was the first like mass market exotic car that, yeah, it was even like James Bond movies didn’t quite make the impact that that exact movie did.

But yeah, the

Crew Chief Eric: tester Rosas weren’t nearly as popular as the Kunta, you know, in comparison. And they came out at the same time. So think about it that way. Which actually leads into my other more famous, more normal pit stop question, which is, maybe the answer is the same, the sexiest car of all time, in your opinion.

Oh,

Chris Bright: it’s similar, but it’s not [00:32:00] the same. Oh, okay. Um, I have two and they’re kind of similar. One is. The Lamborghini ura. I went to a car show when I was a kid. My, I don’t come from a family of car people, so I kind of was like forging my own path. So I had my driver’s license and I saw that a car show was coming and there was gonna be a Lamborghini Kage there.

So it’s like I’d never seen one. So I went to this car show and I saw it, and I don’t know if you’ve had this experience, but it didn’t look exactly how I imagined it. It was smaller, it was a little more tiny and,

Crew Chief Eric: oh, I thought you were gonna say the opposite. The first time I stood next to an F 40 i I wept a little bit, you know?

Yeah.

Chris Bright: Well, GH Kunta, it’s got a, the proportion and the wheel sizes and stuff kind like didn’t totally hit me, but part of the reason was it was right next to a Lamborghini URA on that. I was like. It was crazy. Low to the ground. It was swoopy, it was, man, I did. It was wider, you know, the stance, just everything about it I thought was great.

So if I had to pick one, I’d probably say [00:33:00] that. But an Alpha Romeo Tepo 33 Strada is arguably the most beautiful car of, of my preference, you know? But now I’m gonna change one more time, which is, I love 50 sports cars like Maseratis and those open top road racing cars, like the original Testa Roses and Maserati, 300 S’s and four 50 S’s, and those sorts of things are.

I will stick by my answer. I’ll go with the Lamborghini mirror, but I think ultimately, if I had to pick, they’re far, far less common, but the TEPO 33 Rad is right up there.

Crew Chief Eric: Before we get back to our main thought here, I do have one more pit stop question I wanna ask you. And I think it’s important because, you know, you came from the, the IT world, from the startup world.

You’re used to being in the boardroom and obviously decisions have to get made and you’re the last one and it rides on you. And you have to pick between the legendary Porsche 9 59 and the F 40. Which one is it?

Chris Bright: F 40? [00:34:00] Close.

Sorry. I’m an Italian car guy if you haven’t deduced that. Although I’ve earned own Porsches of course, but uh, they’re both great cars to me. I think that those are perfect cars to put side by side and I think it’s. It’s a head versus heart thing in many ways. Like you look at the the 9 59 and it’s like, what an amazing piece of technology that was.

And the F 40, it wasn’t that level of technology. They used F1 technology and it, it was important, but it wasn’t like as innovative or cutting edge as the 9 59. They’re both cool. They’re both beautiful, but the sounds, and oh man, that F 40 is just crazy.

Crew Chief Eric: So I guess we should probably get back to talking about CPX.

We’re here. Yeah. Gonna ask more head stop questions. Come on. So why don’t we dive into some of maybe the more technical details about the site. So obviously we talked about the year ranges, so you’re talking about anything from the turn of the [00:35:00] 20th century. Up through 1997 at this point. I mean, that was 25 years ago, folks, 1997, which means all of my Mark four VWs still are not old enough to be on the collective parts exchange, but you know, a couple more years will be okay.

Which actually brings up a great point. If a car is within a generation and the generation begins within that year range, does that qualify? Can you go up through Okay.

Chris Bright: And again, we don’t really police it, but we don’t want our people coming onto the site and selling what you could get at Napa. We have no desire to be in that commoditized business where it’s just like moving parts along.

We wanna be the place where you go for the hard to find, not exclusively. We’ve got a seller who sells Launch A Parts, you know, not a popular mark, but he’s got a following and there’s plenty of ’em around. Sure. If you need a water pump for it, it’s not an exciting part, but it’s a specific water pump. So I want you to be able to find that here.

But if it’s something that you could just go anywhere and get at any time, eh, it’s not as exciting or not as [00:36:00] interesting. Right. I’d rather have it be a, a more curated experience for people where they come in and they find the hard to find.

Crew Chief Eric: Maybe something even rare though, it could be modern. Like for instance, in my generation of Volkswagens that everybody knows I’m in love with.

You know, there’s some Benetton parts that were created, very limited numbers, you know, things like that. I could see finding their way onto something like CPX because they were in such limited quantity. You know, that’s important kind of stuff to have out there for somebody that’s trying to recreate the period or trying to get that novelty part a little bit more about what you mentioned earlier.

Obviously it’s free to list. There’s a 5% commission if something sales, you know, based on the value of the sale itself. So it kind of sounds a little bit like the brokering on eBay, but the simplicity of listing reminds me of some other sites where, take the picture, do your listing on your phone, submit it.

What I’m wondering is, is everybody getting a personalized storefront, like an eBay, or are they connecting to their backends on the more technical note? How is all this orchestrated for folks that already have something in place versus somebody that’s coming at this for the first time going, man, I just want to clear out all this [00:37:00] junk out of my garage.

Chris Bright: Well, we’ll take the second case there. Just the individual folks. You know, it’s super simple to list. We’ve tried to make it as streamlined the user experience or UI in the, in the jargon of the tech world. We’re trying to replicate the jitterbug cell phone. You know, I want it to be built for your 85-year-old grandmother could, uh, list parts on this site and not really have a problem doing it.

We don’t always achieve that, but for the most part, we want it to be as simple as as it can be from that standpoint. To sell a part, you register on the site. Then you do have to create a store and it takes five minutes to set up. Just have to connect it to your bank account. So we use on the backend Stripe, which is a very popular payment system, fastest growing one, super secure.

They’re great to work with. You just connect your bank account to Stripe, and then you’re good to go. And if you put a bunch of parts on there, if you wanted one for GTM, you could create a store for yourself on our site. You could point people directly to that store if you want, or all of your [00:38:00] stuff is just kind of generally available in this big mishmash of parts that are within the system.

And then on this buyer side, we’ve put a lot of investment into making you be able to find what you’re looking for. With the least amount of effort. So we’ve got for tech people, natural language search built into the system itself. And we’ve also architected the site to have the proper structure so that web crawlers, like Google and Bing and all of those other places can find what’s in our site quite easily.

So if you go and search for a part in Google, we want you to find it, but it’ll probably be listed on our site. We’ve engineered the site, so it’s got all of those properties just inherently built into it. But getting back to the selling part, yeah, you set up a store and then you can take your cell phone and you just go out on your garage and take some pictures and you start listing ’em piece by piece.

And if someone is interested in it, they can buy it and you work out what the shipping would be. The problem with car parts is [00:39:00] oftentimes they’re odd sizes. And they’re heavy. Yeah. Someone bought a transmission or bought a a car door, you’re not able to just go down to the local FedEx stop and like chuck that across the counter at ’em.

It takes a little more effort than that, or people might be overseas or they might be in a hurry, so you just work out what the shipping is and off it goes. That’s the most streamlined way to get things done. One of the thing that I’d like to mention is we encourage open communication between buyer and seller, like eBay.

One of the things that they do that annoys people is you can’t just say, Hey, call me. If you even try and send somebody your email address, they intercept it and scrape it out or phone number, like they just disallow it and car parts do not work that way. It requires a high. Amount of communication to make sure that you’re getting the exact part that you need.

’cause you don’t want to go to the effort of shipping something out and having somebody get it and have it not be the right thing. And, and then you have to either return it or figure out some way to figure out how to resolve that issue. You can talk [00:40:00] to people openly. So if you, there’s a part, if you look anywhere on our site, there’s a button that says, send the buyer a message.

And you can just, like, it’s basically like chat. They’ll get a message and you’ll start talking to each other and figuring out what you need or call ’em. You know, everybody’s name is exposed. So it’s like when you’re on our site, you can go in and you’ll know that, oh well that’s, um, Lancia down in California.

If you want, you can reach out to them. We’re pretty much trusting the universe ’cause there’s some people will take advantage of that and just go around it. But we really believe that the 5% commission and all of those sorts of things really make the bar quite low and doesn’t discourage people from going around.

It’s not like if we were charging 20%, people would be going all over the place and we’d have to put in guidelines to make sure that they don’t leak around our system versus going direct. And if you’re a bigger system and a bigger company, this is more than just a hobby. If you have an eBay store, we can take all of your eBay inventory and replicate it on our [00:41:00] site and you can sell ’em both side by side.

And when we outperform eBay, uh, you can take your eBay store down. Right. And we’ve got guys who are like wishing for that because eBay is really hard to deal with. Especially with car parts, they have a standard policy where they side with the buyer. So if a buyer goes, oh, they shipped that car door to me and it wasn’t as described, it had more scratches on it.

eBay will almost, without even talking to the seller, just like refund their money and take the money out of your account. I mean, I’ve heard numerous horror stories where things are happening like that and they’re quite expensive. They’re more probably in real dollars, like 15 or 20% or even more to sell on eBay.

Whereas we’re obviously quite low. But we’re small. We’re lean, we’re mean, and we can get it done because we’ve tried to build some efficiencies into the system so we can sync up, if you have it in eBay, if you have it on your own site, we can take all of your inventory and replicate it on our site, which the advantage of that is what I [00:42:00] already alluded to, which is the search engine.

Stuff. And then we promote our items in Google Marketplace and other type areas. So people find things. It’s funny, I had a, a seller who sells British parts out of Tennessee. He was starting to see a fair amount of sales coming through collective part exchange. So he looked and he only had like a few dozen parts listed.

It’s like, wow, that’s like an unusually high volume given the amount of inventory that I have on there. So he started looking and he started searching for his own parts in Google. His parts were coming up on our site, not on his own site, but he’s had it established for years because search engines. Are goofy.

It’s a black art as you well know. Trying to deal with that is not something that a car person wants to deal with. And I think that’s one of the fundamental reasons, like all of these car guys don’t have e-commerce sites. ’cause there’s a lot of trickery and expense and just stuff that you don’t want to necessarily deal with.

So you just kind of stick with your old ways and deal with your normal customers and off you go. And that’s [00:43:00] been good enough, but I think that’s not gonna be good enough going into the future.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. What’s that saying about good enough is the enemy of greatness and Yeah. Yeah. And all that. So that actually makes me think of two different questions.

One of ’em I wanna have to. Size the word part yet again. So I’m assuming it’s not just water pumps and radiators and headlights. It could also include memorabilia, shop manuals, original things like that, badges and things like that you see at these swap meets, like you said. So that’s something else. ’cause I’ve looked for that myself, like some original documentation going back in time and that’s also difficult to get your hands on.

It also makes me think, how often do parts or new parts get listed on the site? And I can imagine that’s very ad hoc unless there’s some sort of gating system where you guys are verifying the part before it gets listed.

Chris Bright: We’re on the honor system, we’re, we’re kind of, if someone misrepresents or puts junky parts in, we’ll kind of see it, but we’ll deactivate it like we’ve been approached by companies in other parts of the world.

I won’t name names, but you can [00:44:00] probably deduce and uh, it’s like, no, we we’re good. We don’t need that. Like, that isn’t. Interesting to us. You know, essentially there’s parts getting added all the time and you know, it comes in fits and starts, but there’s always something changing on the site every single day.

Whether, you know, there’s parts that have gotten sold out of inventory ’cause they only had one of ’em, or parts that are getting added. And we’re working really hard to get people more comfortable with listing parts. So we’ve got some changes that I think we’re gonna make on the backend to make it a little bit easier for people to just do things in bulk.

The problem is like, if you think about your own garage, you go, oh yeah, I’ve got six boxes of stuff. How, how many do you think you have in your. Garage.

Crew Chief Eric: I have a 24 by 12 container full of Volkswagen parts, so I got quite a bit.

Chris Bright: Let’s see you as the Guinea pig here. It’s like to go and list those parts, [00:45:00] you’d have to take a few weeks off of work.

Pretty much.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s one of my winter goals and many winters have gone by.

Chris Bright: Right, right. No, it’s a, but if you can get a process going, so what I want to do is create tutorials. It’s like, here’s the most efficient way to list, right? 10. Here’s the most efficient way to list a thousand parts and everything in between, and just kinda like have little guidelines for people to go, okay, well here’s a system.

Like if you’re doing a bunch. Go and take pictures. Just do the pictures. Don’t worry about everything else. Just like go out into your container, have a little light box or whatever set up, and you go in, get a part, take five pictures, next part, next part, next part, next part, and do that. Those sorts of things.

So there’s just gonna be techniques that we’re gonna have to teach people to do it, but you know, that’s a big job and it’s gonna take you a while to do that. But we’ve also created something called Part Ping, which is part of CPX, which if you have something that you can’t find on the site, you can put out a little ping for it.

What we’ll do is go to people that we know have those types of parts and ask ’em if they’ve got it. [00:46:00] Somebody who’s looking for a VW part, and now actually I will. Include you. If I find somebody who needs a VW part, someone was just reaching out for pistons for an 84 Rocco, I was like, okay, I might know

Crew Chief Eric: somebody.

So, yeah,

Chris Bright: yeah, yeah. It’s like, I’ll send it to you ’cause it’ll help you and it’ll help them. So, hey, we just want to connect the dots for you. The point in me bringing that up though, is until the point when you actually have everything listed, there’s still ways for you to connect with customers, which is through this process and we’re actually finding some success with it.

So we wanna try and automate it even further where like if someone is looking for parts for Volkswagens from a certain era, or even just like specific submodels, like you could go and pick out, it’s like if somebody’s looking for something, I’ve got things for these models, so I will automatically get notified that somebody’s looking for it.

Crew Chief Eric: Are you able to designate the exact part number that you’re looking for? ’cause obviously in, in the VAG system, there’s a very logical way that they do all that by part number. And so it’s like, I need [00:47:00] O2 J, da da, you know, whatever. And if somebody’s got that, then it’s easy to look it up, right?

Chris Bright: Yes, we, we definitely support that.

But for you, you might not know what your parts are. Right? Right. You may not have the books and manuals to be able to do that,

Crew Chief Eric: which was actually part of my question. When you’re cataloging, are you guys leveraging any OCR to say, Hey, when I take a picture of this particular part, if the part number is recognizable that’s being extracted by the software itself,

Chris Bright: you’re ahead of the game.

But yes, we are definitely thinking about doing all of that, which is optical character recognition for all of those who don’t know what that the non

Crew Chief Eric: nerds, I, I get what you’re saying.

Chris Bright: You’re just, you’ve got your pinwheel hat on right now. No. Um. Ultimately, it’d be great if you could just hold up your phone and point it at something and it would automatically recognize it, but that’s a gonna take a long time to actually evolve.

It may never actually come to be, but what you could do is, oh, if you know what it is, and even if you have a part number or something, or a serial [00:48:00] number or something that you can identify it with, you can put it in and then it’ll auto-populate what that part is. It’ll go, oh, well, it’s a Morelli O2 dash 36 slash B distributor.

Oh, okay, well here’s one. I’ve already got pictures of that. So you can just like represent these pictures and we’ll put not the actual part that you’ll be buying. You can put what condition it is. You could add some pictures if it’s got some mods or damage or something like that. And it’ll definitely compress the time it’ll take.

So to me it’s important to realize we are six months old. We have tens of thousands of ideas that we need to execute against, but we’re a very lean and mean team and we’ll get there and do course. So we’re, we welcome these ideas and these brainstorms because we’ve come up with very few of ’em. It’s been ideas of others who have approached us and said, Hey, you could do this or that, or this system does that, you know, over here in, in this other part of my life, you should be able to do that.

And, and you’re right, there are like huge databases that. [00:49:00] Have catalogs that we’re working to get tapped into. The problem is those things really came into force like in the eighties where the parts were really systematized and had like universal numbering and things like that. That was a little bit more commonplace.

And it can be frustrating because in the fifties and sixties and seventies, none of that existed, or very little of it existed. I think actually in the US. Stuff

Crew Chief Eric: it existed, but, and the Porsche stuff, I know it did. They’ve been using, you know, 9 0 1 for a very long time. Yeah, exactly. So

Chris Bright: you kind of, you get, there’s some places it’s not evenly distributed.

Yeah, I can, I can promise you Alpha Romeo was not doing any of that. No,

Crew Chief Eric: no. Dr. Porsche was ahead of his time, but we’ll leave that where it is. Right? Yeah. De that reasons, which actually, you know, we talked about a lot of what CPX is, but I don’t think we’ve touched upon what it isn’t. I’m gonna reframe one of my earlier [00:50:00] questions to say what things shouldn’t be.

Or won’t ever be listed on CPX?

Chris Bright: That’s a great question, but I aspire to have more in it than not in it. Like I was saying earlier, I don’t wanna become the, maybe at some point it’ll make sense to do the parts store kind of thing, but I don’t think so.

Crew Chief Eric: We did episodes in the past with members of the Classic Car Club of America.

We’ve had, you know, Sal finale on from Porsche Diesel and we talk about a collector market there. But that’s tractors. You know, we recently, uh, saw an article come across our desk about the Ferrari speedboat, things like that. So does this go beyond cars in two boats and aircraft and, and tractors

Chris Bright: ultimately?

Yeah. I love all of those things. I was really hot to trot to get a, a Greyhound bus about a year and a half ago. I was like, actually. Going out and looking at them and it’s like, crap. I wanna have bus parts and things like that. Yeah. So I see it as being all of the above as or as much as the above. That makes sense.

What I mean by that, [00:51:00] I could even see tires, for example, being sold on our site, but it would be more like those Avon tires or the more specialty tires. We do not wanna compete with TireRack or name your tires direct or whatever brand you care to mention. TireRack does that great. Where someone has solved that problem, I don’t need to go and resol it and I would even build partnerships.

It’s like, oh well if you’re looking for that, hey, we tap into name your big auto parts guy thing and you can tap into their inventory and and do it that way. I’m okay with that because. That’s good for everybody. Essentially. I just want this to be the place where you can go. If you need a new upholstery, you can get new upholstery.

You can get buttons remanufactured in the future, I imagine things where we 3D print on demand switches. There’s 3D printers that do metal people are building printed cars right now. I mean, it’s a big thing that’s happening using Source Forge as the mainstream technology that you can buy today to do that.

That is amazing. And [00:52:00] I think that’s gonna be the lifeline for a lot of these cars because some of those super original parts, they will be non-existent. They just won’t. So you get somebody who has. One, you borrow it from ’em, you laser scan it, you print it out and you’ve got to the mill exact copy. And maybe even with a better material that’s gonna be more, you know, suitable.

Now that we know better. I really want this to be that proverbial huge swap meet in the cloud where. Anything that you can imagine And automobilia yes. A million times, yes. Some people put some really cool stuff on CPX already. There’s a guy who has some trophies that Roger Penske won when he was racing and he is selling those types of things.

I mean, that’s super cool. You would think Penske would want those back, right? Yeah, they, I don’t think they were like his really good ones. So

Crew Chief Eric: they’re all the third place trophies. Nobody cares about that. Yeah, it’s like

Chris Bright: the trophy and it’s got Roger’s DNA on it somewhere. But No, no,

Crew Chief Eric: that’s always fun. The [00:53:00] memorabilia, what we call the auto MOA stuff, you know, the lifestyle stuff or even the Petroliana, I mean, all of that, right?

It’s part of the larger community. And to see that all in one place and have it accessible, you know, maybe I wanna buy a Sinclair pump along with my Alpha Romeo water pump housing and whatever else I need, you know, so one stop shopping, right?

Chris Bright: You’ve got a, a guy who’s got. Neon sign on there. So, and books.

I’m looking up at my bookshelves in my office and they’re filled with car books and, and models. I love car models. One of the things, I was doing some stuff for like vintage racing, old like fifties style stuff and I could not find helmets. Those old fifties helmets, Sterling Moss, most people don’t realize this, but his racing helmet, which is pretty iconic, was just a polo helmet.

I mean the guy was out driving, that was the only helmet that was commercially available in the public at that time. So he races cars in polo helmet, as did a lot of the guys of the day. So, but they’re hard to find and hey, if someone has ’em and they want sell ’em on on CPX, I think that’s [00:54:00] the thing to do.

And I know you’re into the racing world. I would love to be able to like. Support the racing community in and of itself too. Just, hey, I

Crew Chief Eric: could definitely see a connection between you guys and racing junk because what do we do with race cars? We strip ’em down and all those original factory parts end up somewhere, either in a trash heap or somebody else going, Hey, I got a street car that’ll go on.

You know, that sort of thing. So that’s a great also connection, so we’re not just throwing those harder to find parts in the trash anymore.

Chris Bright: Your question of what’s excluded? I mean, the one big thing that I will say is like, I don’t wanna sell cars. We do have a section that we call project. Cars. So I was gonna

Crew Chief Eric: say, rolling chassis are probably okay, right?

Yeah. We’ve got,

Chris Bright: we’ve got people who have like midway through some sort of build or whatever and they kind of tap out or whatever. Or people have chased project cars and they aren’t. So we’ve got a few Ferraris. We’ve got a Lamborghini chassis on there. Even a race car, a Maserati race car I think listed on our site.

So if I had time and money to do it, I would, I would take on that [00:55:00] project myself, but I don’t at this particular moment. So I look at it and I go, gosh, the reason we started this this business is because no one was doing it and the only place that people really had was eBay. And eBay is still probably pretty good for cars, but it’s pretty rough for collector car parts in my opinion.

And the things like. When you search for something, you get presented with 20 sponsored items from floor mats to something that has nothing to do with your car whatsoever. It gets really hard to find exactly what you’re looking for. ’cause people game the system and it’s annoying. That was part of the reason that we were inspired to do it, was there was no one doing it, or if they were doing it, they were doing it in a way that was detrimental to the hobby.

Crew Chief Eric: And necessity breeds invention. Right. So I think you guys are, you guys are definitely onto something.

Chris Bright: Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s gonna take a while though. It’s a, it’s a big, nasty, hairy

Chris Bright: problem

Crew Chief Eric: and I like all it projects are

Chris Bright: exactly right. So I, I’ve always liked the idea of [00:56:00] call ’em unsexy projects. ’cause there’s some people, like even in business, like when people would go, oh man, I don’t wanna like.

Do we have to like catalog or clean out that closet or something like that, you know, and you know, we’re a tech company and all that. No, that actually needs to get done. We’re moving offices and we’re, we’ve moved this pile of stuff 10 times in the in, in the last five years. It’s like someone’s gotta take this on.

So going in and like tearing that out and just figuring out what needs to be done. I don’t know. There’s a satisfaction in doing something that is maybe not as interesting, but I find interesting, like solving this problem is genuinely meaningful to me and I think it’s gonna be meaningful to others over the long haul for this hobby.

And if we can create the one central place when you. Restoring or repairing or maintaining your collector vehicle and the one place you think of to go to when you need something for it, whether it’s advice, a picture, a video, or a part or service. I want you to think of CPX first, and that’s where I want you to go.

Crew Chief Eric: I [00:57:00] couldn’t agree more, and I think what you guys are doing is absolutely awesome because I’ve struggled with this dilemma myself. And you know, to your point, cataloging, this is one of those things that it’s, I I always get issued a round to it if, for our listeners that are of a certain age know what exactly what that is, and you always say you’re gonna get a round to it.

And it’s difficult because every journey starts with a step inventory and car parts is one of those things that it’s like, do we start with the nuts and bolts or the fenders and the doors? You know, and, and somewhere you gotta get it all done and it’s difficult. So I’m glad you’re facilitating a way to make it easier to get it out there to other people that need it and hopefully clear out my container full of Volkswagen parts.

So with that being said. Chris, any shout outs, promotions, things you wanna talk about or other services, things that you’re into that you want people to know about before we wrap up this episode?

Chris Bright: Hey, sign up for our newsletter. We do a weekly newsletter and I produce it myself. It’s all kind of like a, we’re a cottage industry and you know, like I wrote the history of Bosch fuel injections this week and [00:58:00] you know, there’s lots of information that I think you’ll just find generally interesting and valuable.

But go ahead and check out collector part exchange, find something that you want in there. Create an account, but also think about what’s in your own garage and make a New Year’s resolution. Hey, happy New Year everybody. It’s 2022. Let’s get in there and clean out one box of stuff in the back of your garage.

Like if you could do that, that would be great for us and great for other people in the car community to make sure that some of the best parts in the world are in boxes in the back of a garage. You know, not all barn finds are cars. A lot of the barn finds are. Parts STEs that people have like hoarded over these years.

Something that you’ve got is going to be valuable to someone else. So go and get it back in circulation so it’s not just collecting dust and someone else can have the value of that part that’s probably been created for 50 or 60 years and it needs a new home.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, Chris, I know you enjoyed our pit stop question so much, so I figure you know what, how about one last one before we close out?[00:59:00]

Oh yeah. Bonus round. May. May. Maybe two. Maybe two. I got two and nine. Hey, lightning round. Nightmare car that you would still own. Ooh, I’ve heard they’re

Chris Bright: nightmares. In fact, I’ve heard never buy one, but I really, really, really, really want one, which is a Rene R five T two. Oh my God, those are so cool. Drove

Crew Chief Eric: one.

I wrote an article about it. It’s one of those never drive your heroes moments. So is it, I’ll send you the link. How about that? You can read the article. Okay.

Chris Bright: Yeah. I’ll have to look that up because yeah, it’s one of those things where it’s like, oh gosh, yeah, you can think of lots of crappy cars. Like that’s an easy way to go.

Like I would never own a Pontiac Aztec, you know? It’s like, in my opinion, all time worst

Crew Chief Eric: car ever created. Oh, I love it. We always go to the Aztec for some reason.

Chris Bright: It was horrible the moment it came out. I don’t know what someone was even thinking when they came out with that car. Yeah, a total nightmare.

Crew Chief Eric: So if you could have a [01:00:00] beer with, or maybe a glass of wine depending, or maybe it’s bourbon with either. Clarkson, Hammond or May, who would it be? Hmm? Probably the hamster. You know what? Congratulations. You are the first person to actually select Richard Hammond as the person they would’ve a beer with. So now I need to know why.

No, no.

Chris Bright: I think he’s an interesting guy. I think he and I share a taste in cars, like Clarkson is a narcissist, and that would get on my nerves. I don’t think I’d want to be around that for too long. And May is he’s actually pretty interesting guy, but I don’t know. I, I think the hamster is, I don’t know.

He’s the one who’s crashed the most cars I wanna hear about. Like, he’s almost killed himself multiple times on that show. I mean, I, I’m down for that. It starts with, what were you thinking? Yeah, exactly. Hey guys, watch this.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. Hey, hold my beer. Right. Well, Chris, this has been an absolute blast. So I wanna summarize our whole conversation here by reminding everybody that Collector Parts Exchange is putting greatly [01:01:00] needed parts back into circulation that would otherwise continue to collect dust in someone’s basement or garage and remain unused.

They’re doing their part to help preserve the collector car hobby and its culture. Their goal is to be the hub for all collector car repair and maintenance, where people can go for information and networking about parts, service providers, car information, automobilia, and more. So if you’re struggling to find the right.

Part for your classic vintage, or 25 year or older vehicle, don’t wait. Be sure to check out www.collectorpartexchange.com as your source for those harder to find items, and why not make it a New Year’s resolution to clean out that garage shed or shop. Upload those parts laying around and turn them into cash to buy parts that you can actually use.

Remember, it’s free, it’s easy. There’s tutorials on the site that’ll help you out and get you started very quickly. And don’t forget to sign up for their weekly CPX newsletter that has [01:02:00] interesting stories and newly listed parts as part of the highlight. With that, be sure to follow them on social media at Collector part exchange on Facebook.

And at CPX guys on Instagram as well as their YouTube channel. So Chris, I can’t thank you enough for coming on the show. This has been an education and I look forward to working with you on future projects and listing some of my own parts on CPX. So thank you for doing this for the community. We wish you the best of success in the coming years.

Thank you and

Chris Bright: happy New Year to everybody. Have a great 2022.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Meet Chris Bright: Co-Founder of CPX
  • 01:19 The Origin Story of CPX; Challenges in the Collector Car Market
  • 06:16 Chris’s Personal Car Collection
  • 15:43 The Future of Collector Cars
  • 20:29 Impact of Cash for Clunkers and EV Revolution
  • 25:06 The Debate on Converting Classic Cars to EVs
  • 30:01 Pit Stop Questions: Best Sounding Engine and Sexiest Car
  • 32:09 A Lamborghini Encounter
  • 32:58 Favorite Classic Sports Cars
  • 33:51 Porsche 959 vs. Ferrari F40
  • 34:42 Introduction to CPX
  • 34:50 Technical Details of CPX; Listing and Selling on CPX
  • 40:54 Expanding CPX Inventory
  • 42:42 Future of CPX and Car Parts
  • 49:44 CPX’s Unique Offerings
  • 57:39 Final Thoughts and Promotions

Learn More

CPX is putting greatly needed parts back into circulation that would otherwise continue to collect dust and go unused. They’re doing their part to help preserve the collector car hobby and culture. And their goal is to be “the” hub for all collector car repair and maintenance where people can go for information and networking about parts, service providers, car info, automobilia and more.

If you’re struggling to find the right part for your classic, don’t wait! be sure to check out www.collectorpartexchange.com as your source for those harder to find items, and why not make it a New Years resolution to clean out that garage shed, or shop, upload those parts laying around, and turn them into cash to buy parts you can actually use! It’s free and it’s easy and there’s tutorials on the site to help. Don’t forget to sign up for the weekly CPX newsletter that has interesting stories and newly listed parts highlights. Be sure to follow them on social media @collectorpartexchange on FB, @cpxguys on IG, as well as their YT channel. 

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CPX isn’t just about selling parts – it’s about supporting the businesses and individuals who keep the hobby alive. Chris and Aaron didn’t want to become parts dealers themselves. Instead, they built a platform to help small shops and collectors modernize, connect, and thrive. “We’re future-proofing the hobby,” Chris explained. “New generations don’t want to pick up the phone. They want to search, click, and buy.”

The platform is free to list, with a modest 5% commission on sales. For sellers with existing databases or eBay stores, CPX offers easy imports. For those with shelves of unsorted treasures, CPX is working toward white-glove services – sending teams to catalog, photograph, and list parts, even offering auction options for estate sales or shop closures.


Defining “Collector” in a Changing World

So what qualifies as a collector car? CPX follows the industry standard: vehicles 25 years or older. But Chris’s vision is inclusive. From antique Fords to tuner imports, motorcycles to hot rods, CPX welcomes anything that sparks passion.

Their initial focus is European sports cars from the 1940s to 1980s, but the platform already hosts parts for domestic classics, modern aftermarket upgrades, and more.

And it’s not just about parts. CPX aims to connect users with service providers who can rebuild, refurbish, or remanufacture rare components – offering alternatives to costly originals and keeping cars on the road in creative, authentic ways.


The EV Revolution and the Collector Car Future

Chris is bullish on electric vehicles and autonomous tech. He sees them as progress, not threats. “You can’t stop the future,” he said. “But we can adapt.”

He predicts that driving may one day be restricted to designated zones – like national parks for cars. Fuel may become harder to source. But the spirit of the hobby will endure.

One caveat? “Don’t convert your collector car to electric,” he said with a laugh. “It’s an abomination.” While he supports EVs in general, he believes rare classics should be preserved in their original form. “It’s not just the look – it’s the sound, the feel, the experience.”


Chris’ Ride! – 1974 Alfa Romeo Giulia Super 1.3

“I am the President of the Alfa Romeo Owners of Oregon (AROO) — my daily driver is a 1974 Giulia Super 1.3 — and have been a contributor to Sports Car Market and Alfa Owner magazines. Beyond cars, I spend my time focusing on supporting those experiencing homelessness in my community. And while I don’t race cars, I’ve raced bicycles for 30+ years (a bit easier on the bank account!).”

1974 Alfa Romeo Giulia Super 1.3; photo courtesy, Chris Bright, Collector Part Exchange

“I have owned this particular Alfa since 2014 and was the first stateside owner. The car was originally delivered to a customer in Lucca, Italy, and then made its way to Palermo. I bought it from a guy who imports them into the U.S. The first steps were to get it titled in the U.S., which required translating the prior documents. I use it as my daily driver as it is very utilitarian with a huge trunk (holds an entire bicycle!) and room for four (comfortably!) I enjoy getting it out for drives to the wine country or on regional driving events. Love it!”Chris Bright


From swap meets to search engines, CPX is bridging the gap between generations. It’s a place where purists, racers, restorers, and newcomers can find what they need – and maybe even discover something they didn’t know they were looking for. As Chris put it, “We’re not just selling parts. We’re preserving stories.”

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Executive Producer Tania: [00:00:00] The Drive Thru is GTM’s monthly news episode and is sponsored in part by organizations like HPTEjunkie. com, Hooked on Driving, AmericanMuscle. com, CollectorCarGuide. net, Project Motoring, Garage Style Magazine, and many others. If you are interested in becoming a sponsor of the Drive Thru, look no further than www.

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Crew Chief Eric: Which sadly brings us into our favorite section used to be called a side of golden nuggets. It was, would you like fries with that?

It’s changed names several times, but now thankfully it’s called we would be remiss. So Tanya, what would we be remiss about this month? If we didn’t talk about it,

Executive Producer Tania: we would be remiss. So I don’t want to cover [00:01:00] this one, but it’s here. So we would

Crew Chief Eric: much like Brad doesn’t want to cover Corvettes. You get stuck with Tesla’s now that’s your thing.

Executive Producer Tania: And I’m fine with that. It’s just. The latest gimmick that they’re doing, you know, some people think it’s quite clever. There’s those that would say genius. I have a different definition for something that’s genius. Being able to say open butthole for my electric charger door to pop open to me as a Fully formed adult is not genius for a 12 year old.

Yes. I could see this being quite hysterical. Thank you for bringing this to us. And you know, some people might think, Oh, this is just a joke. It came out in April, April fools. No, I fully believe this is no joke because I have ridden in a Tesla with the fart [00:02:00] sounds turned on for the turn signals. So instead of click click click, so this is completely on par.

with something musk would do. So I fully believe that you can say open butthole.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, but it gets better because if you watch the video that accompanies this particular episode, a gentleman goes through and reviews this particular voice command feature. There are variants to it. If you say open butthole, it opens the charge port.

If you say close butthole, it closes the charge port. If you say open My butthole, it will open the trunk. Did you know that?

Executive Producer Tania: You also want to know why this isn’t genius? If we’re going to anthropomorphize a vehicle, its butthole would not be on the side of it. Where energy is going into. Thank you.

Crew Chief Brad: That’s, that’s my, my, that was going to be my point.

It shouldn’t be open butthole. It should be put it in your [00:03:00] mouth.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh yeah. Because that makes it

Crew Chief Brad: better.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, this is the mouth also isn’t on the side. If you were going to like it, the

Crew Chief Brad: mouth is where fuel and energy goes in.

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t know. I mean, personally, I think

Crew Chief Brad: this is just foreplay and dirty talk between Elon and Grimes. And they just kind of translate it into.

You know, Tesla production, somebody, he probably was, you know, getting down with, with grimes and, uh, he, but dialed somebody in, uh, somebody at work, you heard him say, Oh yeah, open your butthole, open your butthole. And they’re like, Okay, I guess we’ll implement that into the

Crew Chief Eric: Yes, Mr. Musk. Yes, Mr. Musk. Right away, Mr.

Musk. We’ll take care of that. I

Executive Producer Tania: mean, clearly it sells. People are into it. I don’t know. Hot take. It’s dumb. Speaking of

Crew Chief Eric: dumb, let’s talk about the new door handles on the Tesla. Oh, that’s not gonna [00:04:00] break. The video, you kind of get a sneak peek here of the new Tesla Roadster. We heard about this on the drag racing episode with Bobby parks.

He’s really excited about wheels.

Executive Producer Tania: I love

Crew Chief Eric: like,

Crew Chief Brad: I love that the Tesla Roadster is a coupe.

Crew Chief Eric: You’re right on all counts. But this new door handle, you know, the current Teslas, the door handle kind of pops out at you. It’s like electromechanical and then you grab it, you know, all this kind of thing. This new one is swipe.

And the best part of it is you get the glimpse of the new quote unquote Roadster or coupe rather. And you get to see this guy trying a new door handle and he must swipe it like this. Four or five times and it doesn’t react. And I’m like, what is that? This would be the most infuriating thing on the planet for me, if this is how I have to now open my door.

Executive Producer Tania: Apparently he was swiping up and you should have swiped down. I mean, I thought it was left and

Crew Chief Eric: right.

Executive Producer Tania: That’s different, but it could be linked together.

Crew Chief Brad: Instead of swipe, they should call it foreplay. And he just didn’t know how to, how to get the [00:05:00] car to do what he wanted it to do.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh my God.

Crew Chief Brad: He should have swiped right.

Executive Producer Tania: Oh man, I, you know, I get, I get that. That’s where technology and innovation is taking us, but it’s just like, the more things get so technically complex like that, it’s like, There’s simplicity in simple things that will always work, like a door handle, like a button on a, on a phone or, or, or on something, not some touch tone thing that then the screen breaks and then you can’t turn your AC on or off or something in your, your car, all these infotainment systems, you know, a dial, a button it’s mechanical.

Yeah, you can break it off if you’re an idiot, but for the most part, these things last decades. I

Crew Chief Brad: feel a rant coming.

Crew Chief Eric: I mean, if you’ve ever used one of those Samsung TVs, and I’m sure there’s other brands that do this with the touch front where there’s no buttons, I have one of these. I’ve had the luxury of owning it for many years.

I refused to touch it anymore because it’s infuriating [00:06:00] to hit the volume 9, 000 times. Let me just go get the remote. So hopefully my key fob for Tesla will allow me to open the door without touching the stupid thing, because if it’s anything like the Samsung TVs, it’ll drive you nuts. That’s all I’m saying.

Executive Producer Tania: And then how about, how’s it going to handle rain when it’s pouring down rain and there’s water flowing down the side or ice it ices on a winter morning and you’re, you’re chiseling the ice off of it or pour it, pouring warm water to melt it because I can’t open my door because

Crew Chief Eric: you’re wearing a glove.

So I can’t sense that you’re opening the door. Okay.

Executive Producer Tania: You got to get the new, you got to get those new gloves with the touchpads that you can use on your touchscreens

Crew Chief Brad: or you just don’t buy it as well. How

Executive Producer Tania: does that work when it’s wet, but I’ll

Crew Chief Eric: just leave that there. Let’s just leave that. I don’t know.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, I guess I, you know, maybe you, I mean, why don’t you just make an app on your phone?

Click the button and it opens. Swipe your phone.

Crew Chief Brad: How do you get in when your phone’s dead?

Executive Producer Tania: You say open butthole and then a charging wire comes out and you can plug your phone in enough juice to [00:07:00] recharge

Crew Chief Brad: open my butthole. No, my butthole. No, no, no, no. My butthole. Can you

Executive Producer Tania: imagine? You’re standing at the charging station?

Somebody doesn’t know what’s going on.

Crew Chief Brad: I’m thinking about the scenario where you go golfing with your boss and then you’re going back to the cars after you’re, you’re, you’re around 18. And then you walk up to your car nonchalantly with your boss parked right next to, and his, uh, S 600 Mercedes, because that’s what he’s going to drive.

And you just walk up and say, casually, Tesla, open butthole. What is your boss going to think?

Crew Chief Eric: He’s going to say, do you have any gray? He’s going to say, he’s going to say, uh,

Crew Chief Brad: okay, you’re going to, this is your last day, goodbye. You know, chances are he’s a 12 year old

Executive Producer Tania: boy on the inside too. So he’d probably like it.

I

Crew Chief Eric: don’t know. [00:08:00] Meanwhile on planet Tesla.

Executive Producer Tania: In other Tesla news, very unfortunate. There was a recent accident. Not too far from my personal stomping grounds where a Tesla crashed into some trees that crash caused explosion, fire, et cetera, the car engulfed in flames. Varying reports. Saying the fire burned for four hours before it was put out versus I don’t know, it was put out immediately and the fire department just there for four hours quenching re ignition of the batteries, blah, blah, blah, regardless of whether it was minutes or four hours.

That thing definitely burned long enough that there was nothing practically left. There was no interior. There was no roof. There was no hood. There were no body panels. I mean, granted they might’ve ripped the doors off and everything and pushed them aside and weren’t seen in the picture, but it was charred.

The mystery of this right now, this happened in a [00:09:00] neighborhood, this happened on a neighborhood street, leaving essentially a dead end, a cul de sac, an S shaped street, not even probably too long, as it was negotiating the first of the curve, the car lost control, ended up in this patch of trees, directly in front of people’s houses.

So obviously people heard the commotion or whatnot and called the fire department and called the police. The mystery of this is There were two people involved in this. Obviously, unfortunately they did not survive. There was a passenger in the front passenger seat, and there was a person in the back seat.

The authorities are very adamant in saying that there was nobody in the driver’s seat. So does that mean that this Tesla was put on autopilot somehow? I don’t know how, cause I don’t know enough about their autopilot system and engaging it somehow got up to a quote. High speed. Okay. And it must’ve been a high enough speed [00:10:00] to careen off the road and then explode into trees because I would hope that the neighborhood speed of 20 miles an hour, if you hit a tree, you wouldn’t burst into flames because every fricking accident would be Chernobyl.

How did that happen? You know, the initial report, you know, the authorities contacting Tesla, et cetera, Elon is being very, very careful. You know, he’s saying that, no, the data that we pulled that autopilot was not engaged, this, that, and the other, I mean, you know, how can that be possible? If there was no, but no, no body found in the driver’s seats, you know, how did this happen?

And these weren’t 20 something year old folks. These were. Older gentlemen, 59, 69, you know, so, you know, if they were 20 year olds, you could, you could argue, Oh yeah, he was in the driver’s seat. He’s showing off. He jumped into the back seat. Oh, look, my car drives itself. I have a hard time believing, you know, a 59 or 69 year old’s going to pull that stunt, I could believe that there are people.

Unfortunately, silly enough to be like, Oh, look at my car. It can drive itself. I’m not [00:11:00] going to sit in the driver’s seat. I don’t know why you do that, because you could still prove my car drives itself and sit in the freaking driver’s seat like a sane, rational person in case something goes wrong. I don’t know.

Maybe. There was someone in the driver’s seat. Maybe they left the driver’s seat after the accident, somehow trying to get out from the back of the car for some reason with the fire and all that. I mean, I don’t know. It’s very strange. It’ll be interesting to see when the, the official black box and all that stuff, you know, other third parties get to see the data to confirm or, or not confirm whether autopilot was on or not.

I mean, this is a very bizarre, tragic accident that didn’t need to happen.

Crew Chief Brad: Nobody’s going to comment on this story. No,

Executive Producer Tania: nothing

Crew Chief Brad: to say.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, I don’t, I don’t, I, there’s not much more to say on this. I’m sure more things will develop out of it. It’s, it’s very bizarre, very unfortunate in advertising in such a way that makes it sound like it’s fully autonomous.

And it, again, people, there is no [00:12:00] such thing right now as a fully autonomous personal vehicle out there. Okay. None of the manufacturers have them. They, they are driver assist.

Crew Chief Brad: And it’s not just Tesla, Cadillac, and Volvo. I mean, all these companies are using this, not deceiving marketing, but uh, I think, you know what I’m trying to say.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, they, they’re all, they all misleading

Crew Chief Brad: marketing.

Executive Producer Tania: They all claim that they have, you know, the driver assist and all that. But I, I really think Tesla is. been the most negligent in the way that they advertise it, where they very much have always made it sound like it’s this fully autonomous thing. No, it’s not guys.

The other, the other people, and maybe it’s their learnings from Tesla, I don’t think quite go that far. They make it a little bit more clear that it’s. You know, level whatever, and it’s just driver’s aids and, and that’s what they are. You’re still supposed to be in control of the vehicle. You’re not supposed to be reclined back and sleeping.

You should still be paying attention at any rate. Please do not just blindly let your [00:13:00] car that doesn’t know what it’s doing drive down the road because these people unfortunately, you know, lost their own lives. But. This was a neighborhood. Granted, it was, I think, pretty late at night, but what if it wasn’t and there were children out or, you know, a family coming home in their minivan and, you know, you crash into somebody else?

Like, don’t do stupid stuff, people. Public service announcement. We’ve mentioned this before. Tesla profitability is all very confusing.

Crew Chief Eric: Isn’t it though?

Executive Producer Tania: Because they’re quote unquote, we sell so many cars, blah, blah, blah, ooh, our profits are so great. But without personally going through their financial sheet, not the first time, you know, allegedly, you know, most of their profits come from the carbon credit selling that they do and not from the actual car sales.

And so they’ve been selling credits, carbon credits to some of the major manufacturers Stellantis. So, and you know, and others, and not [00:14:00] surprisingly as Stellantis or, you know, Ford or GM or Volkswagen, all these people start generating their own EVs. They’re going to be getting their own credits and they’re going to no longer need to buy off of Tesla.

And Stellantis has already said that they’re going to save themselves some do re mi and pull out of whatever purchasing agreements they have, which we won’t. Cost, I think somewhere near to the tune of 240 million to Tesla that they will lose. So considering apparently first quarter 2021 was something like 533 million pre tax income, now they’re going to lose 240 million.

That’s a pretty significant chunk of profit sheet. Now, if

Crew Chief Eric: you’ve been continuing to follow our sub thread of Unsolved mysteries with respect to Stellantis, which Brad usually prefaces by saying, how the hell can they still maintain 700 horsepower V8s on 400 year old Mercedes chassis? No, no, no,

Crew Chief Brad: no, no. My, I usually say, thank God they can still produce 700 horsepower [00:15:00] V8 monster motors.

But

Crew Chief Eric: this is the reason why they can remember we said they walk in the door and they go, I don’t give a shit about anything. They’re buying these credits from Tesla so they can continue to produce things like the Hellcat. I mean, it all makes sense now. So if what Tanya is saying is true and Chrysler is going back on that or Stellantis rather, that means that might be the death knell for cars.

Like the track Hawk, the Hellcats, the, you know, the demon, all that kind of stuff, whatever’s got that engine, that hand me 700 horsepower hand me in it.

Crew Chief Brad: Why couldn’t they use those credits for their diesels?

Crew Chief Eric: That’s a, that’s a sore, sore subject.

But as we said, months and months ago, as the majors were waiting. To see what happened and begin to tool up and develop their EVs. They’re going to take their pot [00:16:00] shots at Tesla. So what’s coming next on you?

Executive Producer Tania: This question was asked last month because it was like, Hey, what is Mercedes doing? I haven’t heard anything yet.

Well, funny that was asked because they’re coming out in 2022 with their Mercedes Benz EQS, which is going to be their all electric entry into this realm. Brad, you look puzzled.

Crew Chief Brad: Do you mean the Mercedes Volt? Because that’s exactly what it looks like. Mercedes Chevrolet Volt.

Crew Chief Eric: I’ll give you that. It does look like a Volt.

It is being labeled a Tesla fighter. I don’t know. I will

Executive Producer Tania: say when I was like, Oh yes, Mercedes. Oh, and then when I saw it, I was like, Oh

Donovan Lara: no, Mercedes, what have you done?

Executive Producer Tania: No, couldn’t you? Oh, really? Maybe it’ll look better in person.

Crew Chief Brad: No, no, it won’t. It looks like, you know what it looks like if you’ve ever been to a sporting event and they’ve got those, uh, the inflatable [00:17:00] flying around drone vehicles.

That’s exactly what it looks like. I expect to see this floating around a Capitals game at the arena someday.

Crew Chief Eric: No, I just want them to get rid of the EQS, or whatever they’re calling it, and put a BLA, so we can just go, What do you drive? I drive a Blah.

Executive Producer Tania: Unfortunately, from its profile, it has some very Oh, Tesla reminiscent lines to it.

And it’s like, come on Mercedes.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah,

Executive Producer Tania: no. And then from the back, I don’t know in the back if the, if the Mercedes emblem wasn’t on there, I think it was Buick, but not even like the Buick of today, which is actually like, that’s a Buick.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s your grandfather’s grandfather’s Buick. But

Executive Producer Tania: this is like 10 years ago.

Crew Chief Eric: Don’t forget, we still got like the Lucid Air and like all these other cars that are back there that are that are chomping at Tesla’s bit, you know, trying to get in there. And so I don’t know, Mercedes, come on. We just talked about the Brits just take a GLA or C Class and dump an EV in it and go boom.

And everybody goes, [00:18:00] Ah, it’s amazing. It’s kind of like the e tron idea, right? It’s like, right. Revolutionize on the design you already have and then retrofit the EV power plant into it. Everybody expects a certain level of design, quality and style from Mercedes. But this thing I’m with you, Brad. It looks like something from GM 15 years ago.

I saw

Crew Chief Brad: basically when it comes to Tesla competition. I say Audi and Porsche winning. They’ve got the best looking Tesla fighters. Especially

Crew Chief Eric: the Tay. I gotta, I gotta tip my hat to the Taycan. It’s way better than the Panamera. From every angle, it’s not bad. You’re kind of like, Hey, we got the four door 911 finally right after 35 years of trying it.

It doesn’t look bad. It’s got good numbers and Porsche. It’s going to take them a minute. Maybe they’re not necessarily concerned with 600 miles of range or whatever, but they’re going to build.

Executive Producer Tania: So I stopped listening to you for half a second. Cause you said GLA, then something else. And if they’re going to go retro, could we like a 300 SL going or even [00:19:00] in like an AMG going all electric?

Like, please, please. Are you listening? That sounds like a

Crew Chief Brad: prime candidate for the electrogenic motor swap.

Crew Chief Eric: I give you that

Executive Producer Tania: too. It’ll be unaffordable, but I would love

Crew Chief Eric: to see it. Oh, no. Absolutely. I’d like to see that in more cars, that’s for sure.

Executive Producer Tania: Without further ado, the uh, Plaid edition of the Model S is finally slated to arrive.

It is happening, and it is going to be the, quote, fastest production car ever. Ever according to Mr. Musk,

Donovan Lara: until the Roadster hits the street,

Executive Producer Tania: until something else. Yeah. I don’t know. Until the lucid air, uh,

Crew Chief Eric: the labor case I say in, I mean, come on,

Executive Producer Tania: this is, well this is the one that, you know, alleged, the thousand horsepower, blah, blah, blah, which I think the lucid air alleges 1100.

So the Lucid Air is supposed to debut, I think, this year. So if it does come out, maybe. That will be the fastest production car ever. Now there was a plaid [00:20:00] plus edition, which was the one I think that got you that extra a hundred horsepower, but that has apparently been canceled because the regular plaid is just so awesome as it is, there is apparently no need for the plus edition, according to Musk.

So they’ve canned that.

Crew Chief Eric: Okay. Maybe somebody can answer this. If you’re listening, you know, comment, write us, call us, text us, whatever. When I hear the word plaid. Two things come to mind, Braveheart and boring, right? And not because Braveheart is boring, but plaid is boring to look at. So what is the deal with this plaid name?

Like, what is the significance of this?

Donovan Lara: Maybe, maybe Edson can tell us. He has told me, and my understanding is, I think it’s a space balls reference. Like they go beyond light speed and they go plaid. I think something along those lines. So it’s some kind of. In the know, kind of, which is

Crew Chief Eric: why there’s ludicrous mode and all that other stuff.

Donovan Lara: I might be wrong. It’s something like that though, but I can tell you the, so we do mountain runs. Uh, Edson has a model [00:21:00] three and then we have another friend that has a model S, uh, the performance or. Perfer Monte or whatever they call it. And that car is no joke. I mean, that one is it’s a couple of years old now, but it’s zero to 60 and two, two, and it is just crazy, but I feel like they probably discontinued the plaid plus because of what we were talking about earlier with the roadster that’s going to do zero to 60 and sub 1.

1, although I know they wouldn’t get a full second out of it. You know, at some point you start eating into your own market share there. I think there’s the roadster that does it sub 1. 1 with the cannons. And then otherwise it’s like 1. 8 or something. So.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, you know, Tesla’s lovely. They’ve done a lot to disrupt the car culture and technology and all that.

And that’s wonderful. And that’s great. But for 114, 000, I still want something else. I don’t care if it has a thousand horsepower and does 2. 2 seconds, zero to 60. Like, I want to, you know, it has a thousand horsepower. It costs,

Crew Chief Eric: you know, it has a thousand horsepower. It costs half as much. Challenge your Hellcat.

Just going to put it [00:22:00] out there.

Donovan Lara: Well, that’s a good argument though. I mean, and the argument both ways is, well, you know, and I’ll keep using the Roadster as an example. The Roadster is going to be two 50 and it’s going to smoke any car. There is Bugatti, all of those buying these. Here’s my problem with it though.

All of these cars are not particularly attractive. I think they’re pretty vanilla. So you pull up in a road, sort of LA and they park you in the back because they don’t know any better. Right? So you pull up in your, your hurricane or your guy or your, even, you know, older stuff. And they’re going to go, Oh, wow.

That’s special. You know, even a three 60 Ferrari, which you can get for a quarter of this for half this price. You’re going to be up front. That plaid is going to be in the back somewhere collecting dust.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, honestly, they’re vanilla on the outside, the vanilla on the inside and they’re vanilla. On my butt in the seat, because I’ve driven a model three before, and I felt like I was driving a Nissan Ultima that I got out of the Hertz rental lot.

I mean, other than the fact that if you stop on it, yeah, you get thrown back in the seat because there’s so much torque. Yeah. The [00:23:00] acceleration is ridiculous in an EV, but I don’t know. Maybe I need to drive a different one. But I say you’re just cruising around town. It was no different than anything else.

It felt like a rental car. I wasn’t blown away. I didn’t feel like I was in this luxury for spending tens of thousands

Crew Chief Eric: of dollars. And I’m with Tanya where the Tesla doesn’t give me anything back. It hasn’t convinced me yet that I can get rid of a GTI and have more fun. It’s the fun factor for at least for me.

Donovan Lara: There’s that straight line performance, but there’s not that overall performance that I think, you know, like you said, it was visceral, you know, Tanya. And it’s, to me, that’s what I keep going back to is, yeah, it’s fast in a straight line and yeah, it’s faster than my car, but, uh, you know, I want to hear it, I want to hear that.

I think I’d rather be in a, that Trans Am we talked about earlier, right? You feel like, well, I’m supposed to be going fast. It sounds like I’m going fast. I’m probably doing zero to 16, eight seconds, but man, it sounds good, you know, and it’s smoking and I can smell it when eight seconds was fast.

Crew Chief Eric: Like, wow, it does it in eight seconds.

It’s incredible. We can take the plaid to the next level with the, uh, [00:24:00] Pikes Peak racer, because as we mentioned last year in the attempt at Pikes Peak, you know, we kind of joked about this, there were several episodes where we captured this and reported on it, Randy Pope’s hooked up with unplugged performance, made several Pikes Peaks attempt.

One time it went airborne. They did complete the run up to the sky and all that they are returning. With a modified Tesla plaid edition and are going to attempt the race to the sky yet again, taking to the plaid to the entire next level, probably into the stratosphere, because it’s going to completely launch into orbit.

Donovan Lara: Good on them. That’s awesome. Curious to see how it turns out. I was gonna say, I’m pretty sure Randy is doing it again. I saw a video that he posted a day ago, so that’d be interesting to check out. And there’s a really great show on Motor Trend about last year about them running and wrecking and things.

So it’s pretty cool.

Executive Producer Tania: Boring company. Take that as you will. That’s a

Donovan Lara: real thing,

Executive Producer Tania: right? That’s, that’s called the boring company, but it’s like boring through something. This is the boring company that’s making the underground hyperloop, if you [00:25:00] remember tunnels in Las Vegas, where the Tesla’s were going to ride on skates at high speed, a fully autonomous and zip you through, you know, these underground tubes.

So you could move out Las Vegas without. Walking around in the hundred million degree heat and all the traffic and congestion and all that. So they finally, uh, completed a 1. 5 mile loop and it’s not quite as promised. So yes, as most things, yes. There are these. Tunnels underground. Yes, a Tesla vehicle drives through them, but no, they’re not on whatever these alleged skates were going to be.

No, they’re not self driving and no, they cannot go at high speed. So they are driven and it cannot exceed 35 miles an hour. And it’s basically a car that drives through an

Crew Chief Eric: underground tunnel. So what you’re telling me is Tesla has an Uber service in Vegas right now, and it was replaced by the existing monorail.

[00:26:00] That already does everything you describe taking people from, you know, one place to the other doing a loop and they don’t have to walk or be in, you know, the sun, you know, the way I read it and the way I looked at it, it’s like the scariest small world ride. You could have ever presented to me being trapped in a Tesla with a Johnny cab going around in Las Vegas.

So I’m kind of glad it’s just an uber.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, it’s not done yet. There’s plans for the next segments to be added on. I don’t recall

Crew Chief Eric: all of that. Is super boring.

Executive Producer Tania: If you’re claustrophobic, I can’t imagine this is fun, but

Donovan Lara: here’s my issue with it, right? So it’s a mile and a half and it takes you from one side of traffic to the other.

So it’s not like it’s avoiding all of the traffic. So basically you’re just the asshole that cuts line. And a mile and a half to get up in the front, just like the guys that ride down the emergency lane and traffic, I don’t understand the logic here, right? It’s great. You can speed through the tunnel, but you’re still going to stop at the end, which means you’re just going to back up model threes all the way back through that tunnel.

So, [00:27:00]

Crew Chief Eric: because we all know that Vegas is really Disney world for adults. I mean, so it’s just another attraction ride amusement. To add to the amusement park, right? I mean, it’s just whatever. It’s, it’s, it’s a novelty. I

Executive Producer Tania: mean, why not, if you have the technology to allegedly make the tunnel boring, way more cost effective than doing something above ground.

See, and this is where the frustrating thing of all this is. It’s like, if you have this technology, why don’t you just Frickin build a subway. Why don’t you build a train that can hold people on a rail that would be autonomous because a lot of the Metro rail systems actually drive themselves. Yes.

There’s a conductor in there to monitor, but for the most part, it’s like a plane. You put them on autopilot and they go and use that technology to bring the cost down and actually move people. Not like this gimmick of throwing a roadster in space to be space junk, this gimmick to like, Oh, the Tesla drives in the tunnel.

Like who gives a crap? How [00:28:00] many people do you fit in? You know what you just described?

Crew Chief Eric: You know what you just described? The monorail. It’s autonomous. And guess what? It’s an EV. It’s already there because we’re, we like recreating the wheel. Okay. That’s what it is. That’s where we’re at right now.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, and the thing is, if they’ve uncovered technology that makes it more cost effective to do it underground safely, and you don’t have to do it above ground and be in the way of putting cranes, blocking traffic, disrupting everything, it’s kind of out of sight.

Like, okay, well, let’s do it in a way that makes sense. Not in the way that’s a gimmick.

Donovan Lara: I’m getting the feeling through this entire episode that Tanya’s not sold on Tesla. I could be wrong. Oh, I mean the entire series of the

Crew Chief Eric: drive thru, I think at this point. I’m

Executive Producer Tania: making enemies. I’m making enemies. I mean.

Crew Chief Eric: As we switch gears, there is some good news in the electrified world.

Executive Producer Tania: More progress being made in terms of electrifying America. So Electrify America has hit [00:29:00] their 600 station mark in trying to electrify America. Electrify America. That’s good. You know, we need that because that’ll help people with range anxiety.

And obviously even without that, we need charging stations. If electric vehicles are going to be more of a thing, people can’t rely on being able to just go back and forth to their home all day. So this is good news. And there’s more companies than just electrify America that are building charging stations and whatnot.

And actually to follow up on this. I know I’m jumping ahead. I hate to be remiss, but Tesla actually announced that they’re opening their charging networks or they’re going to plan to open their charging networks to other EVs.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s if you have the adapter, right? Cause they have a proprietary Connector or whatever, that’s how they’re going to get you.

You got to buy the adapter from Tesla to be compatible. Oh, the Apple model. A hundred percent. Exactly. That’s all. That’s all I knew it was coming.

Executive Producer Tania: You know, it honestly, it doesn’t specify, but that’s a great [00:30:00] point. That very well could be the case. Oh, order your Tesla adapter now for the low, low price of 10 million Bitcoin.

And you too can charge on our ultra fast charging network.

Crew Chief Eric: How many carbon credits? Do I get if I buy the Tesla adapter? They have a glut of those now, right? Cause everybody’s giving them back.

Executive Producer Tania: Moving on. We’d be remiss if we didn’t move on. It’s time to talk about Tesla.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh God, here we go.

Executive Producer Tania: So there’s three points to hit here.

And I think it ties back to some things we were already talking about earlier around supply chain issues. Microchip delays, things of that nature. So the Tesla semi truck, was it just me or did that thing drop off the face of the earth? Cause that, that thing was coming. Like I thought five years ago already, it was hot and heavy and orders were made and we were going to make so many of them in crickets.

Which is, let me offend some people, kind of par for the Tesla course, right? Because every time, like, we’re announcing something, it’s always like six years later that it actually comes to fruition. Whatever. [00:31:00] But, you know, that boy who cried wolf gets a little old after a while. So the Tesla’s truck is once again delayed and it’s very unclear as to what the delay is, but it sounds like it is essentially supply chain issues and refocusing kind of what we were talking about earlier with the Ford is they’re refocusing their energy and The supplies that they do have, the semi and the Cybertruck as they both are delayed.

They do kind of talk a little bit about, We believe we remain on track to build our first model Y vehicles in Berlin and Austin in 2021. Well, 2021 is almost over folks. The pace of the respective production ramps will be influenced by the successful introduction of many new product and manufacturing technologies.

ongoing supply chain related challenges and regional permitting. To better focus on these factories and due to the limited availability of battery cells and global supply chain challenges, we have shifted the launch of the semi truck program to 2022. We are also making progress on the industrialization of Cybertruck, [00:32:00] which is currently planned for Austin production subsequent to Model Y.

I mean, it goes hand in hand. The Cybertruck is also delayed. The Cybertruck was supposed to come out this year. It’s supposed to be in production. That’s not happening. That one’s vague too. I would assume the whole we’re shipping the Model Y is part of it. There’s also question as to, are they having problems with the design?

Or,

Crew Chief Eric: or could it be, they got to figure out how to resell those carbon credits that they sold everybody that got returned. Or B, is it because they’re under investigation for Tesla’s hitting emergency vehicles? Let’s unpack that.

Executive Producer Tania: Or before we unpack that, C, they’re seeing how well the F 150 is already putting presales in and they’re like, Hmm, maybe this triangle blob thing polygon from Nintendo 64 days isn’t what people want as a pickup truck.

Crew Chief Brad: That’s specifically why I put 100 deposit. Can

Crew Chief Eric: we get a doi from Brad?

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, beauty is in the [00:33:00] eye of the beholder. So, I mean. Those people are all

Crew Chief Eric: blind.

Executive Producer Tania: You like the look of that thing, I guess, to each their own. I mean, I’m not a pickup truck fan, but give me the F 150 all day, every day. You can haul so much

Crew Chief Brad: mulch.

Executive Producer Tania: If you’re telling me I have to have a pickup truck, I would like a traditional looking pickup truck. So give me the F 150, give me a Rivian, give me whatever, as long as it looks good. Square

Crew Chief Eric: body Chevy. Dan will get you one tomorrow.

Crew Chief Brad: It’s hot.

Executive Producer Tania: I do not want one. So they are also under investigation right now because of the number of times their Teslas have struck emergency vehicles while operating in the autonomous mode, which they’re still claiming is fully autonomous.

And then also Elon Musk recently tweeted in the last day or so how their autonomous beta testing version, whatever the heck they’re on 9. 2 or something. Eh, might not be that great. He’s like, literally said something to that effect. In my opinion, it’s not so good. Oh, okay. [00:34:00] Yes, that’s what the rest of us know.

Because A, it is not fully autonomous. There’s no such thing yet. There’s no vehicle that you can lay down in the back seat and get to where you’re going without dying. Okay. I mean, you might get there once, but I wouldn’t put my faith in that more than once. But it becomes a

Crew Chief Eric: hearse at that point. You go straight to the funeral.

Executive Producer Tania: Converse into a casket and you’re done, I guess. It’s not like there’s been like hundreds and hundreds of these accidents, but I mean, there’s been like almost like a dozen or so over the last five years, which is more than enough. to make people go why is it always happening when there’s an emergency vehicle on the side of the road with their lights flashing, particularly in night or low light conditions?

What is wrong with this technology that’s not seeing what it should be seeing, right? And I mean, I think it’s Tesla themselves need to investigate this. That’s pretty serious. Often when there’s an emergency vehicle on the side of the road, there is a human being on the side of the road outside of said emergency vehicle.

Crew Chief Eric: Does seem to be a reoccurring [00:35:00] theme, whether it’s police cars, ambulances, et cetera. It’s like the camera system on the Tesla target fixates on those flashing lights. It must freak out the camera in such a way that it causes The thing to become basically like a homing beacon or like a, like a targeted missile.

I mean, it’s just, it’s nuts.

Executive Producer Tania: Something’s happening, blinding something there. I have read, he’s very adamant in it. Tesla’s are only going to be using the camera technology as opposed to other people’s autonomous vehicles are a combination of the camera, radar, LIDAR, all these things, or so my understanding is the, he’s kind of insistent that it’s going to be a hundred percent of cameras.

It’s like, okay, maybe one day, but it doesn’t seem like the camera technology is. Quite as good as the human eye that’s paying attention, plenty of people at the hands of the wheel that have struck emergency vehicles also. So

Crew Chief Eric: I still think the biological alternative, you know, the organics in your head are still far superior to any camera and any computer.

And that’s part

Executive Producer Tania: of the debate too, is just a computer. They’re not sophisticated enough to have that reason [00:36:00] component and to understand and to get the other clues that can warn you about something.

Crew Chief Eric: Not on a computer that small. I mean, yeah, sure. If you got big blue from IBM in the backseat. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. I

Executive Producer Tania: mean, if you’ve got three stories of massive mainframe computers, I’m sure it can be better than the human eye, but yeah, no, at any rate,

Crew Chief Eric: we’d be remiss. If it wasn’t a drive through episode where we didn’t talk about Tesla, that was your best Siri voice yet.

Mark Shank: Yeah, that was pretty good.

Executive Producer Tania: Thank you. I tried Tesla.

So, uh, you know, it’s, it’s kind of a quiet month for Tesla in a way. I mean, the cyber truck still delayed. They’re not doing this. They’re not doing that little roadster. Who knows? It’s still floating in space.

Crew Chief Eric: Hashtag because chips.

Executive Producer Tania: However. They’re still dealing with a little teeny problem with their autopilot and the autopilot hitting parked [00:37:00] emergency vehicles, particularly police cars.

And yet again, another Tesla that is not fully self autonomous, even though they think it is sideswiped the police car, nearly hit the police officer who I think at the time happened to be getting out of the car. So thankfully he wasn’t killed or severely injured. But it’s just adding to the list for the NHTSA to investigate what the heck is going on where the cars are seemingly getting very confused with the combination of it’s always happening in like low light settings.

So this was like early morning. So it was still dark outside and it’s seemingly like. Darkness plus the flashing of the emergency vehicle lights is just, it’s like a fly to the electric bug zapper.

And they’re just, they’re just going, they’re just going and, you know, again, the morons. Offense or no offense. I don’t care because you’re not paying attention. What are you doing that you’re [00:38:00] letting your car sideswipe a parked vehicle? I’m just going to leave it there.

Mark Shank: I can’t believe I’m falling in the role of Tesla apologist.

I’m definitely not one, but it doesn’t make national news when anybody else sideswipes a cop that’s pulled over on the side of the road. And usually they don’t pull over very far. Sometimes they do that defensively to try and protect the car in front of them. They Hang their ass out over the line or whatever to

Executive Producer Tania: right.

And in a lot of states, it’s illegal for you to stay in the lane adjacent to the pulled over emergency vehicle. And if you cannot exit that lane, you have to reduce your speed by like 50 percent or something. They do definitely need to program something into their autonomy that would move the car in the opposite direction.

Not towards the,

Crew Chief Eric: it would just sideswipe the car in the lane next to him. So what the fair

Mark Shank: enough, but it doesn’t make national news when a Ford escape does it, right?

Executive Producer Tania: I think the problem is it’s not, it’s not so much Tesla. It’s so much that it’s always the car is in self driving mode. That’s always the common

Crew Chief Eric: [00:39:00] denominator.

Yeah.

Executive Producer Tania: Because if it was just like, Oh, dumb ass, Tesla driver was driving and texting and they sideswiped a car. Yes. That’s no different than Ford Explorer driver. Dumbass was texting lights, white car car. You know, when you’re somebody like Tesla, that’s claiming how awesome their self driving capabilities are and they’re fully autonomous, you’re putting a target on your back.

And you’re making it such that you’re going to be the attention of every little thing that happens because you’re claiming you’re something that you really aren’t.

Crew Chief Eric: See Mark, this is the lesson we all learn about the drive through. Remember I mentioned in our, in our pre session, we just don’t go there with the Tesla.

You let Tanya do her thing. You let her rant, let her get it out of her system.

Mark Shank: It’s like, I haven’t heard the actual empirical argument. Yeah, it’s pretty simple. Insurance companies ensure all these different cars. How many payouts do they make relative to mile driven on these cars? Autonomous driving, no autonomous driving.

Is it doing [00:40:00] better or worse than other expensive sedan? I haven’t seen anybody release that data set. I don’t know that. I mean, obviously they have the data. They absolutely have the data. You know, I haven’t seen any, any news around that. I mean, certainly what do they call it? Autonomous level three or whatever.

It’s, it’s a very dangerous point where it’s, it’s hard for humans. It’s hard to have the discipline to pay attention. It really is. So you either turn it off. So you have to pay attention all the time. Or you try to have the discipline to pay attention the entire time while you’re also kind of screwing around, because what else are you going to do?

Crew Chief Eric: I was going to say it’s called driving, but I mean, I’m not going to open that. Yeah.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, I don’t disagree with you that we don’t have the numbers and there’s a lot of unsubstantiated claims that just say that there’s far less accidents with. You know, the self driving the set and the other and all these nannies and aides that lane assist and all that stuff.

And, and then that might be very true because I do think there is a subset of the population that is incapable of clearly keeping their focus on a single task at hand, which would be driving. And some [00:41:00] of these aides are beneficial to the people around them to keep them safe, but. I just get very annoyed by,

Mark Shank: I love the way you worded that,

Crew Chief Eric: right?

That was awesome.

Mark Shank: Are you a lawyer? I have no idea what you want in real life. That was very, that was very specific wording.

Executive Producer Tania: I just get irritated by the ignorance or arrogance of people, the self driving, like stop calling it fully autonomous. It’s not, we’re not there yet. It does not exist. It’s full autonomous.

It’s called a monorail. It’s something like a rollercoaster where the thing is tied to a track. That is full autonomous, but we’re not yet at a point where we can just take a nap in the driver’s seat, roll the seat back, put on Netflix and chill, and not kill somebody going down the road. It’s 2 o’clock in the morning and you’re on a country road and you want to go risk your life?

And drive off a cliff or into a tree, by all means, live your best life for as long as you can. I don’t know, don’t put other people’s lives unnecessarily in danger. And, and maybe one day we’ll get there, [00:42:00] but we’re not. And yeah, you know, it’s only like 11 accidents in the grand scheme, sure. But it’s a black eye in the whole autonomous vehicle thing.

And

Mark Shank: I hate the way that they face the market with it, where it’s like, if they were just going to the market where they’re like, yeah, accidents are happening and they do happen, they will happen and pay attention, assholes. Uh, use the future responsibly, but instead they react so defensively and so aggressively against whoever bat, you know, whoever raises concerns like, Hey, there appears to be a pattern to these accidents.

If they were more just transparent about the challenges with the current software, I think they would get a lot further.

Crew Chief Eric: I want to say this and I don’t want to belabor the point, but the one thing that I take from all this is I approach it the opposite way. You know, I was jokingly saying, hang up and drive.

You talked about, you know, being respectful of the future and the technology and stuff like that. When I look at driving, I think about the era in which we came up as drivers. Again, petrol heads of a certain age, we were the [00:43:00] last of the analog generation. So we didn’t have a lot of tech, but we were early adopters of technology.

But I see driving still as a freedom, as a privilege, things like that. And I don’t want to get into that debate, but what I also see it as is that moment, those 20 minutes, those 40 minutes, whatever it might be, where I get to disconnect from the grid. I don’t have to think about work. I don’t want to answer emails.

I don’t want to see your text message. I just want to turn on the radio, you know, my mixtape cruising in my five. Oh, with my carburetor and my hand crank and get where I’m going and just have a moment of decompression. And driving gives you that opportunity. So think about it that way, disconnect for just a moment, even if it’s to go to the local target or drop your kid off at school, put the phone down and just focus on driving and actually driving becomes very much second nature and you do relax.

It’s, it’s not a high stress thing. As long as you’re situationally aware, we talk about that a lot. In racing, keeping your eyes up and just [00:44:00] being aware of what’s going on. But you do kind of let the rest of the world fade to gray. And it’s a moment of clarity that I don’t think we can get or harvest in a lot of other ways these days.

Executive Producer Tania: Unfortunately, we could tangent on that train of thought for a long time. Cause I flat out, there’s people that have said they just hate to drive. So for a person that just. Does not want to drive or be positive with it. Then get an Uber, right? You’re not, you’re not going to, you’re not going to sell them on it.

It’s their moment to disconnect because they don’t want to disconnect. They don’t even want to be behind the wheel. Like if they could have somebody else driving them, they would. Right. So that’s for those people. Yeah. Self driving when it actually happens will be wonderful.

Crew Chief Eric: So let’s, uh, let’s switch gears.

Executive Producer Tania: We’ve hit on this already a couple times, electric cars and police cars in apparently West Virginia. The city of Nitro, West Virginia. I didn’t know such a city existed. What a fancy name, which is near Charleston for those who are geographically not challenged for West Virginia. Has bought a Tesla Model 3.

To be used as a police cruiser. [00:45:00] Hold on. I got questions. And they spent an additional 10, 000 on top of the 40, 000 to buy it, to outfit it with the light sirens and additional police equipment,

Crew Chief Eric: the

Mark Shank: sport model. Then

Crew Chief Eric: none of that is important based on the previous topic. We were just talking about, we have a Tesla.

That’s a police car with lights and sirens. And we’re going to use it on patrol day, night, weather, withstanding, does it just like implode?

Mark Shank: The second autopilot’s engaged, it actually enclapses in on itself in, in like a black hole and it just, it disappears.

Crew Chief Eric: And the police officer becomes like quantum leap.

It’s all downhill from there.

Mark Shank: He now goes backwards in time to right histories and wrongs.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, my goodness. I think that’s all we need to say about that. I just let’s follow this and see where it goes and how long this car actually lasts.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, my biggest [00:46:00] question with all these electric police cars, and I believe we’re going to hit on.

On this topic, actually later, what do you do in a high speed chase? Like if you’re out running the cop, I mean, you probably could get away with it now because you only got to outlast the battery charge.

Crew Chief Eric: And I tell you what, a Tesla full tilt, I’ve done this on track and I wrote an article about it. It doesn’t last a half an hour at wide open.

We’ll call it wide open throttle.

Executive Producer Tania: Well, then you got to consider the battery was probably not fully charged to begin with.

Crew Chief Eric: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I mean, you can’t outrun Motorola. I’m not condoning any of this, but

Executive Producer Tania: you can outrun those batteries. I’m not saying you should outrun the cost, but we know it happens.

It’ll be a Florida man story coming up. I mean, it’s fine. It’ll be West Virginia, man. The last bit of. Tesla news is interesting and not necessarily indicative of anything electric. co they issued an article that says Tesla obtains patent on its wild idea to use lasers as [00:47:00] windshield wipers. And there’s just.

So much here. One could unpack.

Mark Shank: This is definitely Austin powers, like sharks with fricking lasers on their head.

Executive Producer Tania: Exactly. And you need to put one

Mark Shank: of those sharks, like, uh, like it’s a windshield wiper.

Executive Producer Tania: It’s all very confusing and the take that it could just be that they came up with this idea and they’re patenting it because that’s what you do.

If you think you have an idea, put a patent on it. So nobody else. Can take it. And you might not yet know what you’re actually going to use it for, but they framed it in this manner that really makes no sense. Talk about it specifically for debris on your windshield. So think dead bug, mud, bird doo doo, if you will.

I see it all falling apart very quickly.

Mark Shank: So my windshield wipers are misaligned. So my car blinded me, then my windshield melted from the heat.

Executive Producer Tania: And then the car got confused by the laser beam lights that were flashing at night during the rain. And then you [00:48:00] crashed.

Crew Chief Eric: Yes. It’s obvious and very apparent that the patent and trade office is full of bad ideas, and this is just yet another one on that list.

Mark Shank: I would have thought they’d use it for heat and like some kind of anti fog. It’s to

Crew Chief Eric: give you like LASIK and cataracts. We’re

Mark Shank: going to burn dirt off of your windshield. That just can’t be efficient. That can’t be energy efficient. It

Executive Producer Tania: can’t be efficient. And it sounds like they would not have a traditional windshield wiper blade going across the windshield.

It almost reads that way, but that would be impossible because what do you do during a torrential downpour? There’s no, there’s no amount of lasers that are going to clear the water. And to do it, the laser would be so powerful that yes, it would burn your retina. It looks like a freaking

Crew Chief Eric: like Calvin Harris midnight rave.

It’s like, Lights everywhere, laser beams, and shit. You

Executive Producer Tania: might as well get

Crew Chief Eric: out

Executive Producer Tania: the

Crew Chief Eric: glow sticks

Executive Producer Tania: at that point. I mean, [00:49:00] it’s gonna, it’s gonna be a travesty. Though it does beg the memory, the Cybertruck does not have windshield wipers, I believe. No, it has that,

Crew Chief Eric: it

Executive Producer Tania: has that Etch a Sketch

Crew Chief Eric: thing, where it moves, does some crazy thing on the, on the windshield.

Absolutely mental. And the Cybertruck was delayed.

Executive Producer Tania: Maybe it was delayed for laser beams. Chips. Because

Crew Chief Eric: laser beams.

Mark Shank: The Model X was the Falcon doors, and the Cybertruck will be the Stupid windshield.

Crew Chief Eric: I guess we got to move on since we’re already talking, you know, we’re talking about these new EVs.

Executive Producer Tania: I mean, nothing bad this month.

We already knew that Elon moved to Austin, um, personally or a year or so ago, I guess now,

Donovan Lara: and he lives in one of these solar Einhoven things.

Executive Producer Tania: No, there’s too many round edges on, on the, uh, The glass won’t break if you

Crew Chief Eric: throw something at it.

Executive Producer Tania: Yeah. There’s not, they didn’t put the laser beams on the windshield.

So to wipe the water away. Yeah. So he personally moved to Texas to be closer to SpaceX and all this other [00:50:00] stuff. I’m sure he had issued, you know, other issues being angry at California. It’s been recently announced that he is going to move the headquarters. Out of Palo Alto to Austin. Nice.

Donovan Lara: It was every other Californian.

Executive Producer Tania: Along with every other big California company. And part of it is citing the fact that California is just ridiculous in different ways in terms of just congestion and cost of living, you know, aside from the very stringent regulations. that they have in place and whatnot. So, uh, it’ll be interesting to see how happy those California workers will be to move to Texas.

They don’t plan on shutting down the facilities they have in California. If anything, they’re, you know, alleging to ramp up production in the, in the manufacturing plants there.

Crew Chief Eric: So what I am hopeful here. On this one is Tesla moves to Austin, Steve Wynn owns DeLorean, which is also in Humboldt, Texas, not too far.

They get together and we get an EV DeLorean. This is what I’m waiting for, people.

Donovan Lara: The way it should [00:51:00] have always been.

Crew Chief Eric: A hundred thousand percent. But in other Tesla news,

Executive Producer Tania: there’s another drag race. And it’s this 14 minute video that you got to fast forward to the nine minute mark. And then again, to like the, I don’t know which minute mark to see anything remotely interesting, but it’s between a thousand horsepower McLaren, whatever the hell it is.

And a Tesla plaid S version blue. They did three runs. They did a standstill drag race run, which the Tesla obliterated the McLaren, which often no one’s

Crew Chief Eric: surprised. I

Executive Producer Tania: mean, I, and it was to no one’s surprise that was. Present for this drag racing. I mean, off the line, electrics have the advantage. We already know this.

Then they did a rolling start drag due to the fact that of course, McLaren’s going to suck off a dead stop line and the Tesla still really obliterated it. And then their third one was a rolling start with advantage to the McLaren. So I think it started with however many feet [00:52:00] ahead of the Tesla and the Tesla still caught up basically.

And I think it was. Ended up being like a nose to nose kind of finish. Hey, I got to add

Crew Chief Eric: to the funny part of the end of this. Not only did the Tesla outrun the McLaren, it also apparently has better brakes.

Executive Producer Tania: Yes, because the guy in the McLaren must’ve had a code brown moment. Cause essentially he ran out of racing.

He ran out of runway or whatever they were drag racing on. He ran out of drag racing. And apparently literally managed to stop the McLaren an inch from hitting like a fence or a wall or something. The barrier at the end of the trash strip, you did some late breaking.

Crew Chief Eric: I have to say, I mean, you know, we talked about Ken Block earlier.

Obviously he’s sold off Hoonigan. This is another Hoonigan video. He’s kind of distanced himself from that, even though he’s. Kind of still affiliated or whatever. It’s still Hoonigan stuff. It’s whatever you’re right. The first like seven minutes is all about like cleaning products and, Oh, isn’t my car cool?

And all this kind of thing. It’s, it’s whatever. I looked at the clickbait, you know, McLaren [00:53:00] versus plaid, and this is the same as the Corvette one they did, which the Corvette also got obliterated. It was some like 2000 horsepower, you know, nitrous injected quad turbo Corvette or whatever. And it was like, all right, yep.

The Tesla wins every time. And it went great. Hey, look yet another story. Stupid drag race between a Tesla and something else that’s going to get crushed. But you’re right. That ending made the whole video worth it. So I just tell you guys to skip like the first 13 minutes and just watch that last poll because it’s the best.

Donovan Lara: After I lost interest after about five seconds, because like you said, there’s a bajillion of these. I had an idea. That’s not drag racing anymore, right? Nobody cares. I want to see a Triumph TR7 and a Fiat X19 drag race. Yes. Old school stuff. You think that video was long? It was long. It was long. Wait till they figure out how to keep those running long enough to get to the end of the that’s the drag race I want to see what do they smell like like fire and oil and

Crew Chief Eric: they’re running rich that’s for sure there’s other Tesla news This month, which it’s kind of [00:54:00] funny, but also kind of scary.

Executive Producer Tania: Uh, you know, honestly, this is more, I feel like sensational click baby than anything else. The way the headline reads Tesla tempted drivers with insane mode and now is tracking them to judge safety. Experts say it’s ludicrous. Honestly, that title has nothing to do with the point that’s trying to be made here.

And so what’s happening is Tesla’s doing another beta test of their, you know, full autonomous driving bullshit that. Again, even Elon is admitting doesn’t really work yet. Okay. It’s not full self driving. They’re doing like another beta rollout and they want to do actual testing with Tesla owners, as opposed to just dummy vehicles going around.

And so he’s created this vetting process where he’s created this checklist, if you will, of, Grading scale for judging who will be allowed to beta test this new software update. So essentially he is tracking how people are driving. It’s a very [00:55:00] stringent grading scale to the extreme of any kind of like hard breaking, you get docked points.

And so you have to get like a perfect hundred, hundred score or however your scale is. To be allowed to beta test a new full self driving software. And he’s doing this because he only wants safe, trustworthy people to be trying this out, to be the Guinea pig, if you will. So it’s not so much that he’s trying to spy on everybody and, and, and track their every moves and control their driving habits.

Not to say that things don’t morph into other things, but it’s supposed to be this vetting process for people to pilot the new beta software. And honestly, this isn’t new. If people are going to get all in there, Oh my god, everybody’s spying on me, meh, meh, meh. Guess what? Who was it? Progressive did this already?

Like, Five, 10 years ago, where they gave you that little sensor to plug in OBD port and they were tracking how you drive and you were supposed to save on your car insurance and all this bullshit. So guess what people it’s already been out there. I’ve been there, done that. Let’s not go conspiracy theory.

Crew Chief Eric: [00:56:00] Ancient automotive enthusiasts contend that it is Skynet at the end of the day, but Donovan, go ahead.

Donovan Lara: How many ways can we rip this part of the article apart? Right? It’s just Um, first of all, experts say it’s ludicrous. That was, that’s obviously a Tesla mode, right? So either somebody scanned an article and they’re like, Oh, there’s a little good, let’s give somebody the fastest mode in the car.

And if they don’t drive it safely, then we’re going to do what?

Executive Producer Tania: I don’t think it even has anything to do with the mode in the car. It’s just nowhere. Have I seen where it says the beta is being tested in the cars with the ludicrous mode and whatnot. It’s just a thousand Tesla owners. are going to get to pilot the new software and he’s vetting them by tracking how they’re driving.

Crew Chief Eric: So, so two things on that. First of all, all those dudes from Hoonigan that we just talked about, they’re out there. Second of all, I’m wondering, can you game the system by using the current, we’re going to put air quotes around autonomous driving, you know, level, whatever. To get the perfect score. So you’re actually using the current system to qualify yourself for the new system.[00:57:00]

Executive Producer Tania: Probably not. Cause I assume he’s able to track that.

Donovan Lara: We definitely need Edson for these particular articles, but, you know, I don’t know if you guys have ever noticed, like every time Tesla article you read is something they’re doing wrong or something that’s great. And then you, you get in the actual cars and realize they’re doing it all right.

And this article looks just like another attempt to twist it. Tony, like you were saying around the, make it seem like. Oh, they’re at it again. They’re doing something dumb there. You know, you don’t want to buy a Tesla. I don’t understand why everybody has the hate for the Teslas, but I don’t know. I think Edson Paul’s, we keep calling him Edson on GarageRat, you know, showed me things like his in his model three, where, you know, there was a feature somebody asked for, Hey, can we get these cameras now?

And I’m going to butcher it for the Tesla owners out there, but. There’s like the rear view. And then there’s like the corner ones that weren’t normally on and somebody tweeted it or something. And Musk was like, Oh, that’s a great idea. Sent the software upgrade and boom. Now they’re there. He also thought

Crew Chief Eric: that open butthole was a good idea.

I mean, come on now.

Donovan Lara: Open butthole. Yeah. You don’t remember that? [00:58:00]

Crew Chief Eric: You open the gas tank voice command, you say open butthole, and then it’s. Open my butthole, like open the trunk or something ridiculous. He thinks everything’s a good idea,

Donovan Lara: but still, you know, the fact that we’re quick to market with something, somebody made a suggestion.

That’s a great idea. Let’s do it. That to me makes Tesla the winner in the automotive market. So, but it’s also

Crew Chief Eric: kind of scary too, that your car is controlled by over the air software update. So they can render you useless. I also heard about something that came across my desk earlier about. That Tesla is also talking about the cars will put in their own orders for maintenance parts.

Can you imagine if the car ordered its own set of tires suddenly, and then you got docked, you know, 1200 bucks because it’s the only tire that’s available for Tesla. No, thank you. There’s certain parts of that I want to be disconnected from.

Donovan Lara: There’s all kinds of, and you should get Paul in here and do maybe just a spin.

Specific Tesla interview, but there’s all kinds of things about eventually like he can’t buy his car. My understanding is he can only lease it because they plan to have this back as a fleet later automated. That’s

Crew Chief Eric: the Ferrari pyramid scheme.

Donovan Lara: Well, it’s a, [00:59:00] it’s a, they can basically have them as automated Ubers down the road and they’ll be able to go, you can send it, pick up your dry, clean, all kinds of crazy stuff.

So I don’t know. It’s, I think it’s pretty interesting, but

Crew Chief Eric: I’ll take that 84 GTI you were talking about. Me too. That’s all I need.

Executive Producer Tania: But, but, but what about the fact that this wasn’t breaking news on every major news outlet and thrown in your face every two seconds? I mean, if this had happened to Tesla, we would have been hearing about it for weeks and weeks, and it would have been the hot news on every major news outlet and on TV, it would have broken in as, you know, Breaking news in the middle of, you know, Netflix and binge.

I mean, what the heck, come on. Why is it always Tesla?

Crew Chief Eric: Well, we already know that they burned down in parking garages, right? We’ve seen that time and time again. So, I mean, is that really news anymore?

Executive Producer Tania: Well, you know what I’d like to address because it kills me. You want to know why everyone makes a big deal about Tesla is because when you put a bullseye on your back, that’s what’s going to happen.

When you’re [01:00:00] selling Cubix or Cognia. At the price of diamonds. Yeah, people are going to pay attention to you. And maybe it’s my perception, but I don’t think Chevy, Ford, any of them have ever pretended that their cars are perfect and that they don’t have recalls and they don’t have issues. They don’t sit there saying that their cars are the best thing since the invention of sliced bread.

So if you act like you’re the hottest thing and then you’re using Home Depot to, you know, Build your cars. Of course, you’re going to get more attention. I mean, I know I’m probably offending people when I say that, but it’s just like, you know, I don’t know, whatever.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s a shift in the status quo, I suppose.

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about GTM, be sure to check us out on www. gtmotorsports. org. You can also find us on Instagram at GrandTouringMotorsports. Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, you can call or text us at 202 [01:01:00] 630 1770, or send us an email at crewchief at gtmotorsports.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction and Sponsorships
  • 00:33 We Would Be Remiss: Tesla’s Latest Gimmick
  • 03:55 Tesla’s New Door Handles: Swipe or Swipe Not?
  • 08:02 Tesla Autopilot Accident: A Tragic Mystery
  • 13:23 Tesla’s Financial Puzzle: Carbon Credits and Profits
  • 16:02 Tesla’s Competition: Mercedes and More
  • 19:16 Plaid Edition Model S: The Fastest Production Car?
  • 24:45 The Boring Company: A Not-So-Hyperloop
  • 28:47 Electrify America: Expanding the Charging Network
  • 31:03 Tesla’s Truck Delays and Supply Chain Issues
  • 31:56 Cybertruck and Model Y Production Challenges
  • 33:28 Autonomous Driving and Safety Concerns
  • 35:22 Tesla’s Camera-Only Approach to Autonomy
  • 36:22 Tesla’s Public Perception and Media Coverage
  • 36:50 Tesla’s Autopilot Incidents and Investigations
  • 39:32 Debate on Autonomous Driving and Human Attention
  • 49:55 Tesla’s Move to Austin and Future Plans
  • 51:05 Tesla’s Drag Race Dominance
  • 54:20 Tesla’s New Beta Testing and Safety Tracking
  • 01:00:43 Final Thoughts and GTM Information

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From Street Meets to Safety Gear: The Evolution of Project Motoring (PMX)

What started behind a bar in the Poconos has grown into a full-fledged safety apparel brand for motorsports enthusiasts. In this episode of the Break/Fix podcast, host Eric reconnects with longtime friend and motorsports instructor John Caffese to trace the journey of Project Motoring (PMX) – from its humble beginnings to its current mission of making safety gear more accessible for track day drivers.

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John’s automotive journey began like many others: with tuner cars, late-night street races, and a tight-knit group of enthusiasts. Back in law school, he and a few friends formed a car club that met regularly for dinners, drives, and camaraderie. They called it “The Project”—a name born from their desire to build something better after breaking away from a drama-filled club.

The group grew organically, spanning Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, and even Maryland. It wasn’t just about cars – it was about community. They camped together, watched movies, and even organized charity events, including rides for children with serious illnesses. One of those kids recently graduated high school and bought a Mustang GT, a testament to the lasting impact of those early efforts.

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As John’s driving career matured, so did his focus. He transitioned from autocross to high-performance driver education (HPDE), eventually becoming an MSF Level 2 certified instructor and staff member with Hooked on Driving Northeast. His experience spans SCCA, regional championships, and national-level coaching.

But it wasn’t just about going faster – it was about doing it safely. John’s dual roles as a motorsports instructor and volunteer firefighter gave him a unique perspective on the importance of safety gear. “Physics doesn’t care if you’re racing or just doing a DE,” he says. “Fire is fire.”

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Notes

  • Origin Story of Project Motoring – what inspired the brand?
  • Race Suits, Shoes, Gloves and more!
  • Technical discussion about Nomex Testing, SFI & FIA
  • Heat Resistance & Flame Retardant – what does that even mean?
  • What is the plan for Project Motoring in 2022 and beyond?

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Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Break fix podcast is all about capturing the living history of people from all over the auto sphere, from wrench turners and racers to artists, authors, designers, and everything in between. Our goal is to inspire a new generation of petrol heads that wonder. How did they get that job or become that person?

The road to success is paved by all of us because everyone has a story.

Crew Chief Eric: Hey everybody, crew chief, Eric here. And I know it’s been a while since we’ve had tonight’s guest on our show. And a little known fact, he was actually on our very first recording, although it didn’t come out until way later in season one.

So with me tonight is John Caffese, who has now resurfaced from being away for quite a while. And he wants to share. A long term project he’s been working on called The Project. So John, welcome back to Break Fix. We’re going to dive in a little deeper [00:01:00] into what The Project is all about, how it started, and where it’s going.

John Caffese: Hello, hello. Excited to be back. Yes, I remember episode one about another topic that was a brainchild of ours. So excited to be back and talk about The Project. Old things and new things. That’s right. Last time

Crew Chief Eric: you were on, we were talking about what should I buy V8 convertibles.

John Caffese: Mm hmm. Mm hmm. And it was a good time.

Unfortunately, we weren’t, I would say, prepared as we would be normally, in a good way, in the fact that independently, I believe, the three or four of us all came up with about the same list of six cars. Yeah. And we’re like, well, this is a problem, because we’re all saying the same thing. Our spidey senses were working pretty well.

We should have checked with each other to see, Hey, I’m going to say this car, okay, so I shouldn’t, so.

Crew Chief Eric: But you know, I have to thank you for setting off our first What Should I Buy, because it has been a popular and reoccurring set of episodes in our series, and we’ve done several since then.

John Caffese: I’m a trendsetter.

I feel like we’ve started a lot of fads, both in the [00:02:00] GTM community and abroad. I will take all the credit for it single handedly, despite all your hard work over the last year. Thank you. I appreciate you running the torch. I would like to give you some house points, which I also created and introduced. So points to you and uh, let’s have a good time.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, as we sit back in our smoking jackets, leather bound books and chairs in the cigar club here, sipping on, what are we, what are we drinking? We have only of the

John Caffese: finest. liqueur, uh, Di Serrano. That’s right. And uh, and cheers. Cheers. Welcome back. Mixed with a small family recipe. of Sugary Syrup. You may have heard of it.

Out of the Atlanta area. Out of Atlanta. Coca Cola. No sponsorship or endorsement implied. But, uh

Crew Chief Eric: So let’s take a trip down memory lane. Let’s talk about The Project. Or The Project Motoring, I guess. Officially referred to as.

John Caffese: Sure. So project motoring today is a safety apparel company that we’ve started. We being me and Dave [00:03:00] Gilbert, another instructor coach driver with us.

If you guys know a little bit about me, great. If you don’t MSF level two certified. Instructor. I was a regional owner and now staff member of Hooked on Driving Northeast. I work with the corporate a lot. We’re pretty national in that. SCCA instructor. You name it. I’ve been in other organizations. Been doing HPDEs and the behind the scenes business of HPDEs for almost a decade.

It’s eight years now. It’s time flies. So, as a side venture, I, uh, kind of expanded that. So instead of just on track product, as far as driving or the cars, out of that came a passion of seeing how the safety equipment industry over the years, especially in the last five years has exploded in a good way.

Like we had the introduction of affordable head and neck restraints and the, and the Hans and the Simpson hybrid systems. And as Nomex comes down in price and more availability, and more education and technology has revolved around safety equipment. It’s really worked its way into the [00:04:00] HPDE world because unfortunately physics is physics and it doesn’t matter if you’re in a full blown race car on the race day or just doing a run in the middle HPDE or even an autocross event, you know, fire is fire and it’s going to happen whether you have a race or an HPDE.

So, well, we hope not. We hope correct, but you want to be prepared, right? So the idea that, Oh, I’m only doing this or that really doesn’t make sense in the world of that. So if there’s an issue, there’s going to be an issue wherever it is. So hopefully we have no issues.

Crew Chief Eric: So, and this is a issue of actually really great importance to you because now you’re actually acting as a volunteer firefighter as well.

So you’re seeing it on a whole different level.

John Caffese: Sure. So I’m also, yeah, I’m a volunteer firefighter. Uh, I’m a graduate of the Pennsylvania state fire Academy as well. I’m going to take a sip of my liqueur here, cheers to that. Cheers. I’m also an officer in the army. So I’ve been overseas recently back. So safety is something that comes up a lot and it’s something that I’m certainly passionate about.

It seemed natural. It was an easy [00:05:00] transition into getting some of this stuff into a more affordable and widespread sense. So that’s where project motoring is now. Our basic mantra for project motoring, I know it kind of bounced around there, but to really focus on what project motoring the company is, is Mazda had a It’s kind of a one driver, one horse where they were designing the car about being drivers.

Ours are a little bit similar in the fact that it’s focused around the driver. So if you’re driving your sports car or whatever you’re on track, which is, we’re focused on track, anything that the driver touches is the safety equipment that we want to have. So, so what does that mean? So your garments, your boots, your gloves, your undergarments, your custom suits, which were coming out with prices that are Basically the same price for a fully custom tailored suit designed how you want it for what the big boys sell off the shelf as well as helmets, head and neck restraints, seats, harnesses and steering wheel.

So basically if you touch it while you’re sitting down in it, we have a product for you that’s going to be the same quality or better as some of the bigger guys. [00:06:00] Kind of like those 90s commercials, you know. We cut out the middleman, factory direct, manufacturer direct. So we’re able to pass the savings on, which is great because for the people who only do it a few days a year, they might think that they don’t need it, but it only takes once.

That’s something we’ve really been focusing on. And we’re pretty excited because we have more and more products coming to market. We’ve recently been SFI, Safety Foundation Institute certified as a manufacturer. Our material has been tested, putting out the reports online as a, uh, somewhat marketing, but just really proud that our stuff is getting through.

And it’s a good start. So that’s where project motoring is today. And it’s kind of where we’re going. So let’s talk about the past.

Crew Chief Eric: So

John Caffese: where

Crew Chief Eric: did it all start? Because your passion for cars goes all the way back to when you were a little kid and it stems way beyond that point.

John Caffese: Yes, so we’re sitting here in our letter bound books of the library.

Otherwise known as my kitchen. Please don’t smoke inside, take your shoes off, wear your slippers. Yeah, so I’ve been a car guy all my [00:07:00] life. I blame my parents. We’re just sitting here looking at some pictures of the various ones that I’ve had and me as a kid. I’ve always been a car guy. So how did Project Motoring come about?

Well, it started roughly 12 years ago. I was in law school, which sounds like forever, but it’s really not. And, uh, I was in a lot of car clubs. I had some tuner cars like everybody else in the late aughts. Especially those, uh,

Crew Chief Eric: SS Cobalts.

John Caffese: Yeah, I did have a turbo Cobalt. It was a street car. I did a lot of all across with it.

That’s how I got into like motor sports competition legally. Unfortunately, I did a lot of street racing with it, but I found my way to the straight and arrow It was a great car. Really great car. Good chassis. Good power car made a ton of power Made like 350 wheel horsepower, which for a 2, 900 pound car.

It’s a lot with like a 390 final drive ratio It just Now, granted, it was a sub 12 second car street car, which, you know, it was in the common boxes, [00:08:00] much like the SRT4s and WRXs, but just Chevy’s version of it. So, unfortunately, I was involved in some late night, unsanctioned, uh, runs there. A car club formed around it, and that was the project, right?

And the project was this group of guys that would enjoy their vehicles.

Crew Chief Eric: I envisioned those commercials from the late 2000s. It’s like we’re gonna go behind a Dairy Queen and talk about our car. Yeah,

John Caffese: it’s not too dissimilar. So I ended up being we used to meet up twice monthly plan. We go to We’d all go out to the bar together, which, you know, dinner, and then people would bring their kids and we, we kind of grew up together.

So, which was great. So that was a real strong family club for, that was here in the Northeast. Yeah, that was here in the Northeast. And then it grew, it was basically the PA, but it went into Jersey and New York and sometimes down in Rockville and Maryland in different areas. And we had, we had some people everywhere.

It wasn’t such a formal membership was more of a loose collection of people with some core members. And, and then we would, you know, we’d go camping together, we’d [00:09:00] travel together, we’d go to the movies together. And it was great. But you know, people grow up and you know, they sell cars and have kids and start new jobs and move away.

So. Kind of faded off. I got more competitive in, uh, actual competition for all the cross and whatnot. I really started focusing on that. And this is when you moved to the Corvette. Yeah. And I started, I started growing wider with, especially with my future career and thinking, you know, maybe we shouldn’t be doing the fast and furious movies on the street here.

So, um, I, uh, ended up buying a C7 Corvette brand new. I was the third one in the country to take delivery of it in September 22nd of 2013, it was a 2014 model. Just dumb luck. I was the third one. The Corvette. that was delivering them, not by VIN number or order number. My VIN was 000692. I remember that very vividly.

In fact, the stickers on the wall, it was by delivery date. So whoever could fill a truck, I live in an area that you have to pass through to get to New York city. All right. Makes sense. So my truck, my car was the last one on and it was the first one off. Because it was going to North [00:10:00] Jersey and New York City where people with a lot more money than us live and could pay for the Corvettes up front.

So I was lucky in that. So I ended up joining the. National Council of Corvette Clubs. So NCCC, which was the sponsoring group of the areas that we were doing all the cross with already. And then I started running for the regional championship and actually ended up winning a couple of years. Came in second some other years.

There’s actually a good guy that I used to run with, who still runs with and hooked on driving. So it’s always funny. Former GPM member as well. Yes. Yeah. So Steve, if you’re out there, hello, I won’t put you on blast, but you just did. Yeah, I won’t say last names. I don’t know if he’s going to hear it or not, but he’s a great guy.

And we have a lot of fun, so that’s really how I got into Hooked on Driving, was I met Mike through the autocross, if you guys know Mike from Hooked on Driving, and uh, he’s become family, just like you guys, and he’s kind of never run away, so we’ve been doing that for eight years now, with Hooked on Driving and Structural Engineering.

But you’ve been carrying the brand ever since, I see

Crew Chief Eric: it

John Caffese: on the cars, you see the black

Crew Chief Eric: and gold, not to be confused with, you know,

John Caffese: Pittsburgh, and Hawaii. Always that’s family. So everyone at corporate is, is great too. It’s a great [00:11:00] cause. So if you’re not familiar with hooked on driving or what HPDE is, it’s non competitive track events, right?

So people who want to go on track, but aren’t interested in racing per se, or just want to do a couple of events a year, it’s great. So if you have your complete stock street car, it could be a, A rental car even, you know, for people who are newer, the cars are always more capable than that. So I don’t care if you’re in the stock Corolla, that car is going to be able to do more than you can in your first few times.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, I meant more so than that. You’ve actually been carrying the project brand ever since. Yes. You see it on your cars. You see it where it unfolds. That’s what I meant by the black and gold. Yeah.

John Caffese: So we’ve had, yeah. So our colors are also black and gold, much like hooked on driving. It’s totally unintentional coincidence there.

We had t shirts, we had hoodies. We would, you know, do fundraisers and stuff like that. I’ve had the project. As a brand for some time,

Crew Chief Eric: right?

John Caffese: So,

Crew Chief Eric: so where did that name come from? How did that just, you know, it reminds me of like Jersey sort of like the situation.

John Caffese: Yeah. So funny. There was a, a club we were all a part of before that.

I won’t say its name.

Crew Chief Eric: I will. You can whisper [00:12:00] it. It had,

John Caffese: it had no, now we were younger. So it, I mean, in our twenties. So. There was no shortage of drama, something out of a movie. Some of the more mature people broke away from that and we’re like, we got, we want to work on something else and we want to do something else.

And we’re like, well, what do we call it? What do we call this project? Right. And then we couldn’t think of a name for it. And I was just like, why don’t we just call it the project? Cause it’s, you know, we keep saying we want to work on this project and get away from that. So that’s really where it came from.

Something that simple. The very first project meet was, uh, six cars. I remember the guys vividly, right where it was in, in behind a, a bar and restaurant. Real popular little bar here in town in in the Poconos. We went inside, we had some drinks, we had some place service, hot dogs. We talked about what we wanna do.

It wasn’t a Gakko. No, no, no, no. It was at Rudy’s Tavern, east Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania. A little hole in the wall place. And we had supers, which is uh, bacon wrapped. Hot dogs. Oh, that sounds pretty good. [00:13:00] They’re actually pretty famous in the area. We should go. As simple and stupid as that was like, we just needed a name for this project.

And when we said, let’s just call it the project. So it was the project for eight or nine years as I started to take the brand. Cause you know, I don’t want to say it was my work, but you know, I was definitely the driving force behind it. No pun intended, formalized it a little more, you know, cause we had done some charity events.

We did some kind of like make a wish things for some kids who were sick who wanted rides and Ferraris or exotic cars or high horsepower cars, you know, cause they were sick or whatever. So we actually started doing that. We did about three or four of them. I actually have one on video that was on YouTube.

It was awesome. Amazingly. with good luck and goodwill. One of them just graduated high school, which we didn’t think he’d make it that far. And this is almost 10 years ago. So it’s really cool. He just bought a Mustang as a five. Oh, and it’s like, we’re really happy for him. But you know, I’d like to think we have something to do with him being even more of a car net.

So we’re like, okay, so we’re starting to do organized things here. More [00:14:00] than just like randomly meeting up and being a drinking club, which it was never really that I needed to formalize it a little more. So the project became project murdering because it was no longer just about car club as much as it was car culture or doing things around culture or culture.

So it wasn’t just racing. It wasn’t just being at the track or just car shows, be everything. So what’s everything motoring. So, you know, if you’re motoring, motoring can be rallies. Motoring can be poker runs. Motoring can be helping kids out. Motoring could be wrenching. We’re talking about cars, we’re watching races or stuff like that.

So, so project motoring became project motoring probably four or five years ago. And then I think we incorporated in 2019. Gotcha. Since about 2020, we’ve been putting plans in place to do something. So it’s going from

Crew Chief Eric: going from the original car meets. So it’s water cross stuff to, you know, this more formalized and now you’re becoming, you’ve gone from a brand to a lifestyle.

Let’s call it that. Right? Sure. Yeah. So you kind of work. Yeah. Yeah. Couture. [00:15:00] You’ve now kind of changed the name again. It’s evolved another time. Now it’s PMX. Right. So what’s that all

John Caffese: about?

Crew Chief Eric: PMX

John Caffese: is not project.

Crew Chief Eric: Not, not P90. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

John Caffese: Yeah. So how did PMX come about? So what is PMX? So Project Motoring is a brand.

Project Motoring is a manufacturer. Project Motoring is a retail reseller. Project Motoring is a consulting business if you need coaches or trackside support. We can do all that with our expertise between some of our advanced driver coaches that we have on staff Or whether it be you need help running an event because we have experience doing that that stuff we can do So what is PMX exactly?

PMX is our brand. It is our product brand. What’s the X stand for? Funny enough Well as you can gather PM and stands for project motoring. So what? Extreme! Yeah, so I thought about that. We just need an extra letter It’s a simpler. It’s simpler than that Listen, you know, Walmart, ShopRite, Giant, they have their own brand, but they also sell Newman’s Own, they’ll sell [00:16:00] Jiffy, but then they’ll sell their brand.

So we have our brand of stuff that we get manufactured to our specs, which again has just been passed certifications. We also resell some of the major name brands. Obviously we push ours because the quality is the same or better for other price. So I’ll be honest with you. It’s a, it’s a better margin for us, but everybody wins cause the client gets a cheaper and we’re actually hopefully able to make a living off.

That’s what PMX is. So PMX is an apparel brand much like OMP or HRX is, and it’s sold by Project Motoring much like Rue or Speed Commons, right? So what does PMX stand for? So yes, P A N M is Project and Motoring. And no, it’s not extreme as much as one would think. So we’re thinking what’s a good brand name, right.

Or really an acronym. So we were thinking PM, two letters doesn’t really resonate. So then it was like, well, project motorsports, PMS. And we’re like, that’s probably not going to work. That’s not going to float. You know, that’s, you know, I don’t want to touch on that. You know, it’s like, ah, that’s, there could be some confusion there.

It’s the [00:17:00] best. Yeah. Yeah. That’s your tagline, right? That’d be terrible. Um, And I’ll tell you why that’d be terrible for the exact reasons that you’re thinking of and I’ll get to that. So we needed a third letter. X just makes it sound cool. So X is just a third letter. So it’s like, like in mathematics, the X is whatever you want it to be, whatever you want it to be.

Find X. Right. So I am familiar with some, several other brands that use a three letter acronyms. And I’m aware of some of them, those letters don’t mean anything. They are also interjected. So if you look up what the names are, I don’t want to plug anybody else, but I’m, I’m I can tell you offline, you’d be surprised at What actually some of the names of the companies are that have these three letter acronyms that you know of, or other ones, right?

That’s what it means. You’re like, yeah, but the acronym sounds cool. So it works, right? So it’s your

Crew Chief Eric: attention, right?

John Caffese: Right. So PMX is, is Project Mothering’s own brand. Maybe one day [00:18:00] we’ll get some retailers or resellers to do it. I know there was a company out of Maryland. They’re called Grand Touring Motorsports.

They’re very interested in selling our products. And we’re interested in working with them and setting something up. So the idea is that Project Moving will sell PMX stuff and then if other people also want access to PMX stuff, we’ll be more than happy to help that get out there. Now why? Where did this come from?

One, I have the passion because I fight fires almost daily as a volunteer firefighter. And being, having all the credentials, the same as a paid firefighter. Obviously my time in the Army and I’m still, still in the Army serving, which is fantastic. Thank you for that. A lot of issues, I get paid. A lot of, a lot of, a lot of focus on safety, especially being overseas.

So it just kind of seemed natural that here I am, I’m constantly teaching people how to be, I don’t want to say faster, but also safer on track. Well, a lot of it’s the equipment that we bring, right? That’s true. Everyone wants to set up their cars. How do I be better? Oh, let me go buy a crazy suspension and it’s only your second day It’s like you don’t need that suspension, you know, I mean, [00:19:00] but here’s what you can do You can get some basic safety equipment, which will actually help you be faster, right?

So do you want to put a seat in the car if you’re willing to do that and the harnesses you can do that?

Crew Chief Eric: And to your point we talked about this on our Episode in season one where safety as a system, right? And so you’re definitely have to cater to that as well. And so just to not belabor that point, if anybody wants to go back and research it, yeah, I can look up that previous episode.

No,

John Caffese: yeah, definitely. Think things are intertwined. They don’t act individually. Han’s device is no good if you don’t have the correct belt for it. But here’s what works in all scenarios. Gloves, boots, suit, undergarments. We have unintentionally, as I just showed you, created a product line. It’s a Nomex shirt and pants.

It’s heavier than a normal shirt. So it might not be something that you’d want to wear necessarily underneath a race suit, but you don’t want to wear a race suit or you’re in or out. I don’t necessarily suggest that. I feel like if you’re going to do something, do it all the way. I understand it’s hot, but if you wanted to wear a long sleeve shirt, you didn’t want to be fully committed to a suit, but you don’t want to have no protection.[00:20:00]

We do have these in between products that can work a in conjecture with a A full racing suit or just on itself. Yeah,

Crew Chief Eric: I agree with you. I mean, having put them in my hands and seen them, the quality is really good. And I’m with you. I think they’re a little bit heavy to be underneath my suit that I would wear.

But as a HPD coach on a fall day or spring where I want to wear a long sleeve shirt, but not have to put the suit on and get in and out of it and all that, I think it’s actually a really great compromise between many of us have to do is like, or I’m going to wear something that I’m gonna put a hoodie on.

Um, Or I’m going to wear something, put my suit on and I’m getting in and out of clothing all the time. And it’s like, it’s actually kind of nice to have that balance where it’s like I can throw this on. I’m not going to wear it when it’s a hundred degrees.

John Caffese: Right.

Crew Chief Eric: But it would be really, really nice when it’s, you know, Watkins Glen in October and it’s 30 degrees in the morning.

That would be really good underneath the suit.

John Caffese: And this is my warning with that is, you know, my answer is always going to be wear the suit all the time. Oh, absolutely. Right. And that’s, that’s the right answer. But I’m also realistic. And not everyone’s gonna wear the suit all the time or want a suit.

Crew Chief Eric: And sometimes [00:21:00] people feel awkward wearing their suit around the pad because you look kind of just pretentious, right?

Is the word I wanna use. And that’s the

John Caffese: culture thing that we’re trying to change, right? Because people wanna say, not to digress, but to your point, people will go, well, it’s just a de I don’t need a suit. Right? And I know we touched on it earlier, well, I

Crew Chief Eric: can wear jeans in a hoodie and it’ll be fine. That

John Caffese: physics, that it, it, you know, that wall.

That fire, that exploding gas line, or that, that horrible incident, God forbid, doesn’t care if you’re at an F1 race or if you’re driving your HPD. And

Crew Chief Eric: straight cotton’s only good for what, three seconds or something like that? So, yeah. Which doesn’t seem like a lot of time, but in that instance is actually a lot of time.

Absolutely.

John Caffese: Recommendation would always be wear a suit. However, I’m realistic and I want you to wear something rather than nothing. So if you’re gonna wear a long sleeve t shirt, might as well wear a long sleeve Nomex t shirt. Yeah. It’s a little bit heavier. but we’ll actually give you some form of protection, right?

That product that I showed you that’s coming out is, uh, it’s actually at testing right now. So we’re getting the exact thermal properties of it. So we can give you an idea of [00:22:00] the exact timeline. So for instance, our suit, our first suit, we call it the D R T W O C, right? What does that mean? There’s been an ongoing joke inside of our, of our company between our designers and people that are thought process.

And that’s don’t reinvent the wheel.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s awesome. And

John Caffese: don’t reinvent the wheel, it’s DRTW. So when you start seeing some of the product line with DRTW on it, those are our, I don’t want to say some of our front line or first line stuff, but it’s certainly the idea is that it’s like, listen, we don’t need to be super creative or exotic.

It’s what we’re doing. We just need to provide a product that exists, that’s going to work, and that’s going to be good quality and more affordable so we can put it in the hands of everybody. Right? Don’t reinvent the wheel. An OC actually stands for coveralls or overcovers, which if you look at FIA testing, the suits are categorized as OCs.

Eventually we will have our own product. That’s FIA certified. We actually already have product that’s FIA certified, but we’re going to also be starting to make that in [00:23:00] house and get stuff recertified. So even though some of the stuff we make is in house, some of it’s not, it’s still made to our specs.

So we like to say, you know, American designed, most of it’s made overseas, which is fine because Nomex is only made and actually, uh, sewn together in about four places in the world. So just about all the big name brands and even the smaller guys, we’re all getting the stuff from the same From the same people.

So don’t be fooled. FIA is really easy to find that out as uh, each one of the products has a serial number that you’ll see on it. We’ll just go on the technical sheet and they’ll tell you who made it. So it could be brand ABC, but it’s made by XYZ. Yeah. And those three or four brands are using the same stuff.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, let’s talk a little bit about design decisions. I got to see the head socks there, balaclavas that you have as prototypes. And I think we both agree. They’re a little bit on the thick side, especially. for hot weather. But one of the things you showed me was kind of a previous prototype and the new prototype.

And the big difference was

John Caffese: so the stitching small details can’t take credit for [00:24:00] it. I know some other companies are doing it. But to their point, it’s like if we have something that is working better than what’s out there, let’s use it. Now I’m not saying we’re stealing designs, that’s not what I’m saying, but we’re taking inspiration to seeing what the trends are because we are small and we can be flexible in what we’re doing.

So, why is the stitching different? Well, it’s not different in how it’s constructed. You saw that. But, the example you’re making is, these hoods normally traditionally have a center stitch down to what would be the middle of your forehead. Mm hmm. But you wouldn’t think anything of it, right? But when you’re wearing a helmet for 30, 40 minutes or an hour at a time, That’s weight that’s sitting on that stitch that’s now driving into the middle of your forehead.

It can be uncomfortable, especially as it goes from, you know, essentially, your center of your brow all the way back and over to the crown to the base of your neck, right? So now you’ve got a huge pressure point, and it’s uncomfortable. So ours don’t have the center, uh, forehead line. And it also has the circular stitch around the top.

So when you put that on, which we’ve got to have you put it on, not only is it not going to get scrunched by the helmet, but But it [00:25:00] actually acts as kind of a fitted cap that sits on your crown and keeps it in place. Because another thing that we learn when we’re wearing these Belk Lavas or Nomex hoods under our helmets, especially when we start getting sweated or anything, they start shifting.

A little sticky and some areas will shift and others won’t. This kind of acts as like a cup that stays solid on your head. So we’re really excited about that. It uses generally the same material as the undergarments we were just talking about, which is going to get tweaked and we’re dropping the weight on that.

The reason why we’re going a little heavier to start is because a little bit heavier stuff is going to have a higher thermal protective property, so the TPP, which gives you the timeline of how many seconds until the second of your wheels. Don’t reinvent the wheel. Start simple. Get a product that’s going to work.

Then, let’s get more exotic and do the lighter stuff that’s going to be more expensive. But it will be lighter, it’s easier to wear. Now, why do I feel that way? Because for the DE person who’s doing 25 to 40 minute sessions at a time, you can take the stuff off in between. You’re going to have an hour and a half usually between sessions.

You know, you’re not running hours at a time. So this [00:26:00] may not be for the endurance guy right now, but we have that product coming shortly. But, this is the, it’s a little bit cheaper to make. As counter intuitive as it sounds, using more material. We’re not reinventing the wheel, we’re using stuff that’s been proven and out there for 50 or 60 years.

In, uh, new designs, in ways that are, uh, efficient. It’s making things easier to put in the hands of everybody. And in a way that it’s safer than looking back. I think

Crew Chief Eric: there’s also the other side of that coin, which is, there’s some old designs that have gone away, and I hear it all the time, people lament.

Do you remember when they used to make blocks? And then they don’t anymore because of maybe manufacturing or costs or whatever. And people want some of those older styles back because they were either more comfortable or more stylish, or they might not not be up to today’s standards. But that’s just like when we talk about the retro cars coming back, it’s you take that old design and you modernize it so that it meets all the current specs, but then it appeals to the market that’s interested in purchasing.

John Caffese: So we’re finding that with gloves. And especially boots. Right? So, I mean, just fashion in general is secular. We have the issue. People like the [00:27:00] older style, simpler shoes. Yeah. Right. I mean, Chuck Taylors and the like, are always coming back every 10, 15 years as fashionable. And then we were just talking about the Pilates, but that’s coming back around with even the Nomex shoes.

Cause for a while we went with, you know, last few years, like all the rage has been all the high end leather shoes. Yeah. OMP has got a ratcheting Shoelace,

Crew Chief Eric: which reminds me of some of the basketball shoes from the early nineties. I

John Caffese: mean, yeah, that is trick. But they’re $400. I can tie my shoelace, guys. . I can pump it.

It didn’t make that the truth. And does it give me any more protection than what our roughly $100? Well, you have to look at

Crew Chief Eric: what that ratcheting mechanism is made of. Did you just introduce some plastic? Yes. So doesn’t have the TPP as as

John Caffese: the lace does? Absolutely. And and not to knock on Cool shirt. I don’t know their testings and everything, and I know they just came out with an SF5 version, but the idea of having essentially an Under Armour type polyester skin tight garbage bag with water tubes on you is like [00:28:00] probably a really bad idea because that’s gonna melt on your skin.

Crew Chief Eric: I’ve never really bought off on that idea and I know I’m guilty of wearing Under Armour under my suit before and things like that just because it’s sometimes some days you’re like it’s so friggin hot. Sure. You know, that kind of deal, but you know, we were talking about it with one of our guys even earlier today where it was like, you know, I don’t understand people that, you know, can get in the car and it’s 140 degrees and they’re not wearing a cool suit.

Well, it’s like, it’s acceptable risk at that point. If you’re comfortable wearing that. That apparatus that has all that, you know, plastic in it and elastin and, you know, polyester and et cetera, then that’s fine. But if you’re not, you’re like, well, I’m going to wear no, and,

John Caffese: and, and let me expand on, on your point to maybe some people who don’t understand this.

right? So the polyester at a certain temperature, which is not one that’s going to actually hurt you like a flame. But if you’re just hot, that material will start breaking down and melting and it’ll actually start sticking to your skin. It’ll bond.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.

John Caffese: So what happens? You need a sensory skin grafts, right?

Cause it’s going to start getting stick and [00:29:00] ripping and tearing at the skin with no flame present, just mere heat. It’s gonna start melting. So let me give you a quick story. I’m out of fire. I wear on the raw armor t shirts and the polyester type t shirts. I’m wearing one right now. Oftentimes, I’m wearing one, and I get a fire call.

Off I go. Now I’m in a raging fire inside of a house. I have this underneath my turnout gear. My turnout gear is much like a Nomex suit, only a little thicker, heavier, better for that purpose. What’s the idea here? When you’re in an issue in a car and there’s a fire, rarely are flames licking at your skin.

Right. Right? You are now a hot pocket. You’re being baked from the inside. So the majority of the burns that we’re talking about, are steam burns. Right? So it’s all the moisture in the suit on your body and everything. So you’re cooking from the inside and you’re getting steam burns, which are probably worse than like flame burns.

So when you hear so many protection from second degree burns, it’s because of the different barriers and layers like the vapor barriers. And we can go, I can go into a whole lot of the science of it, but just know that that’s really a different. If you want to say the material of the pool shirt was, I am not.

Proficient on their product, [00:30:00] right? I don’t want to sit here and knock it I know they have an SFI product as well, and I know it works well But we’re still talking about a plastic material direct or a neoprene

Crew Chief Eric: or vinyl or any of that

John Caffese: is gonna be an issue So My point was, I’m in a raging fire. I’m putting out a fire.

I come back to the station, the shirt’s ruined and it’s starting to stick to me. Luckily, it wasn’t so bad that I couldn’t just pick it off and was like, Oh, that’s inconvenient. Kind of like ripping a band aid off. But it was scary because if I was in there more, I was fine. It’s not like I was exposed to anything.

I was just really hot. So the suit the same thing. The race suit is going to be the same thing, especially with everything underneath. Now, again, take the material aspect of the cool shirt away. Maybe the plastic tubes and all that. You’re putting water, lots of it, underneath your suit. So eventually it’s going to boil and steam.

And if any of those pipes crack, you’re introducing fuel for a steam burn. Yeah. I don’t want to do that. There’s other ways to cool yourself. Again, if you’re only in the car 30 40 minutes at a time and you’re having those kind of heat issues, you’re There’s more to it than that. Maybe we talk about some physical fitness, maybe we talk about some ducting systems.

There’s other ways [00:31:00] around it that I think are safer, less complicated, and certainly less expensive. Now, that’s not to knock on a product, I know a lot of people like it, I’m not overly familiar with it, but just from a safety standpoint, with my experience, I look at it and go. We’re introducing problems.

You want to be cool? I get it. I still think you should wear a suit all the time, but if not, we’ll round back, we’ll circle back in a little conversation. I think we have an in between product with the undergarments. And

Crew Chief Eric: just like we were talking about before, I mean, I have I’ve been looking personally at Nomex pants and they’re harder and harder to find anymore.

Everybody wants to sell you a full suit and I’m like, you know, it would be nice just to have the pants sometimes where then I can change my shirts throughout the day, but my pants are consistent. Right? I know that there are some brands out there. They’re not necessarily super cheap, but on the same token, you’re like, I’m going to pay what for what?

Are you interested to see, you know, maybe products like that coming on board for PMX as well?

John Caffese: So PMX has obviously the undergarments, which is some of the shirts we just talked about that you can wear. On its own, as its own layer or an underlayer. We have the same exact material in the pant material.

They’re almost like sweatpants. I tell you [00:32:00] what, they’re comfortable. I’d wear them around the house.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, they do look very comfortable, as a matter of fact.

John Caffese: You know, if you wear them around the house like lounge on the couch. Well, if the house burns down, I’ll be okay. So yeah, we can do jackets and shirts independently.

We like to focus on the suit, because that’s what we recommend. Complete set, the system. Yeah, absolutely. But, if a customer came to us and said, Hey, I want this. Even if it’s not something that we regularly do, We can do it. Because we’re flexible and everything. So the big focus of PMX the brand, is custom.

Our distinction is that you can buy something off the rack and it may or may not be what you want. It might be close, but you can get something for within the same price, probably 10 percent either way, custom tailored with your design, with your logos, with whatever you want at the same price point. And it’s the same safety or more and same quality or more.

It could be the same weight or less, which is great. Or, Hey, I can’t find these pants. I want a no max set of pants. And I don’t mean yellow. I mean, just like a drag racer would [00:33:00] have a jacket. Exactly. Exactly. You can do that. Maybe I don’t want the drag racer version. Why wouldn’t I want the drag racer version?

Well, the SF5 for road racing is 3. 2a slash 5. That gives you a thermal protective property of 19. Drag racing is like 10 or 15. It’s a lot heavier, a lot heavier material. So if you’re talking about Hey, I want these pants because I want them to be lighter and more breathable. You don’t want to go to buy the drag racing ones because you’re going to be about almost three, two to three times the weight.

Like they’re going to be really heavy, but you wear them for, if you actually need that kind of pants, 10 seconds or less, right? You’re in the car, you’re staging, you go make your pass, 10 seconds, whatnot. You’re out of it. You’re maybe in them for 10 minutes at a time. It’s fine. You don’t need that kind of breathability or maneuverability either.

Cause they’re going to be stiffer because they’re just bulky. I mean, we all remember. We’re wearing our huge down jackets in the eighties, we can’t put them on now. Yeah, exactly. Another Christmas story, right? It’s pretty similar to that. Now the nicer stuff, certainly not, but it’s nicer stuff and it costs more money and that [00:34:00] may not be where a lot of people are who want to get into the hobby and it’s better to have some safety equipment that’s quality than some of the higher end stuff.

Yeah.

Crew Chief Eric: And I mean, my compromise right now personally is actually, I moved to cargo Dickies because they are, they’re not as heavy as a jean. They’re not nearly like the drag pants, but the one big thing that sold me on them is they are breathable. They are cotton like material, you know, that kind of thing.

So they’re good enough for DE, but it’s cargo pockets. Because if I’m around the paddock and I want to carry my tire, you know, my tire gauge or a wrench, you know, that 10 millimeter that I’m always losing, having pockets is awesome. Right? So I got,

John Caffese: I got two points for you. One, I’m going to breathe with you.

And the second one, I’m going to blow your mind. So one, before I got wiser than I am now, I would wear. Also, Dickies, just work pants for why I’m wearing the jeans, because they’re twill, so they’re heavier, they’re cotton. Uh, it’s not gonna be like a gym pant or shorts that’s gonna be polyester and burn on me.

Or 5’11 tactical pants, because they’re a similar type, [00:35:00] like khaki. Like BBUs, right? Yeah. Yeah, kinda, or even just their solid ones, like, A little bit heavier, still very flexible, not too heavy, but breathable, but I know it can take a little bit of a beating, but at the end of the day, it’s not what it is.

The second point is, the fact that you can get custom whatever you want. I can get you cargo pants in Nomex, Eric. Ah, I like it. We’ll make you, uh, Some cargo pants suits. So something that we’ve been doing, we’ve been talking about some of the race teams as they want crew suits, but also be able to drive with them.

So what does that mean? So it’s going to be not as light as just a crew suit, which is to cover all from contamination, but also fireproof. But these guys are holding the radios all the time. So we’ve been, we’re like, well, why don’t we make like a belt loop? Cross your back in Nomex material that you can hook your radios to, like you would in your pockets.

And you’re like, oh my god, that’d be awesome. I don’t have to carry it around or, you know, I have that on my crew suit, but I don’t have it on my race suit. Well, why not? I mean, we’re talking about maybe two ounces of material. Is that really going to make or break what’s too heavy or too light when you’re sitting down?

No. So let’s do it. You want cargo [00:36:00] pockets on your Nomex suit? Sure. Well, you know, the big ask, the big ask is,

Crew Chief Eric: can you make one leg black and the other one white? And if anybody’s seen my car, you know exactly what I’m talking about. We can

John Caffese: do that. We can do whatever you want. We can put logos on it. Yeah. So if you want to do four different limbs of colors.

I got you. We have a whole rainbow on it.

Crew Chief Eric: And you have a different process for doing that as well, right?

John Caffese: Mm hmm. So not only do we have the traditional style of, uh, different coloring, where each color is essentially its own material. The typical white, blue, black,

Crew Chief Eric: red. Sure.

John Caffese: And you think about how it’s done.

Like, so each color is really its own material that’s stitched into another color. So it’s hard to do. So, some of our manufacturers, super high tech. We’re the only ones in the U. S. who do it. If you’re familiar with sublimation, it’s essentially like 3D printing. Right. for t shirts and a lot of the carding suits.

The issue with that is you kind of need like a certain type of material for it to take correctly and not run or be smooth or anything like that. Nomex is not that kind of material. We use a manufacturer. They’re awesome. [00:37:00] They make their own material. It has the same chemical properties essentially as Nomex as far as being fire retardant.

It’s lighter. It’s actually stretchy, which is great. So one of their products can stretch up to 20%. So as you see the 360 degree elastic arm cuffs that we have for the shoulders and stretch panels in the back. While that’s great, it’s a little bit lower thermal protective property. They figured out something in the middle.

So it’s, it’s had that, that stretchy, but also protected. But the material, because it’s a little bit more exotic and not Nomex. You can actually supplement on you can 3d print which means that suit itself is FIA certified, right? But it’s a blank suit which means because you can supplement it. It’s a white blank suit You can put any design you want in any which way any color As long as you can get a graphic design and make it We can put it on the panels, make them wind up and print it.

Why is that huge for FIA? One, that’s huge, that’s awesome because it’s groundbreaking because you don’t have to worry about cutting together each pieces and patching it together and making the colors you want. But for FIA testing, it’s a little bit different [00:38:00] than SFI testing. And we’re actually going to have a podcast about this as well, the differences and the similarities between the two.

FIA, your design matters, right? So your construction matters. So if I make a suit and I patch it together horizontally, I get that tested, which is expensive and time consuming, especially as FIA SFI takes about a month and it’s about a 10th of the cost. Theoretically, SFI is more difficult for thermal protective property testing.

It’s actually a higher standard than the FIA. We’ll get into that later. I have a suit, I’m constructing it horizontally, like my patches are horizontal, so I got strips and they’re going up and down, I’m making horizontal stripes. That’s one suit, I can get that passed. Okay, great, no problem. I take the same exact material, same exact material,

Crew Chief Eric: and I

John Caffese: stitch it vertically.

I now have to get it retested and in its own design. It’s the same exact material. But your

Crew Chief Eric: stitch counts are different, in different directions. It could be the same stitch

John Caffese: counts, it’s just put together differently. Yeah. According to the FIA. That’s a different suit and you have to get it [00:39:00] recertified. So what does that mean?

That means that you can’t get those different designs because manufacturers aren’t necessarily going to go out and test all that. That’s why a lot of the FYA suits, there’s only really four or five designs out there, or a company only has one or two. Some of the bigger ones maybe have three or four.

Almost

Crew Chief Eric: like crash testing some of the exotic cars. They’re not going to do all of them.

John Caffese: Whereas SFI doesn’t matter. The construction per se is the material. So if I have the same suit, using the same exact material, the same exact construction processes and layers, I stitch one horizontally, I stitch another one vertically, you’re fine.

So that’s why the SFI suits, which actually have a higher thermal protective property testing, are able to have a little more freedom. So that’s why a lot of the custom suits are SFI and not FIA. But this material, the sublimation is a game changer because you get essentially a blank suit. Whatever you want to do, it’s already FIA certified because we’re not changing the construction of the suit.

Crew Chief Eric: And you were saying that right now you’re starting to see that in the carting world more than anywhere else. We’re starting to see some of that process come through and for the geeks [00:40:00] and chemists and everybody that’s out there, they’ll correct me if I’m wrong. But if I remember high school chemistry correctly, dye sublimation is a process of going from a solid to a gas without first becoming a liquid.

So it’s a very interesting process, how they do that. They’re

John Caffese: basically smoking it on. Correct. Right. That’s why the material, right. So to be able to accept that type. So that’s why you see some of the polyester t shirts that have a crew shirts or pulling shirt, high tech stuff like that. Some cottons can do it.

That’s why it’s more popular in carding. Cause those carding suits. These aren’t Nomex. Those crew shirts are not Nomex. Nomex is not a material that likes to do that. This stuff isn’t Nomex. And it tests as good for thermal protection. That’s interesting. So it’s awesome.

Crew Chief Eric: Because the process otherwise has always been, uh, what is it, direct transfer, there’s embroidery obviously, and then there’s a screen print, and I think there’s like a thermal transfer or something like that.

The process of making [00:41:00] printed material has been the same for Yeah.

John Caffese: It’s basically next generation thermal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’m not a chemist. I’ve seen it work. I look forward to going there. I believe before 2022 I’ll be in the factory doing the tour.

Crew Chief Eric: So I guess my question is, what does the fabric feel like?

Is it going to feel like those parkas you were talking about from the eighties? Is it smooth like that? Or does it actually feel like a cotton or whatever? So

John Caffese: it’s got some texture to it. I mean, it’s still, it can be a coarser fabric. So even the shiny Nomex that you felt, still has some, you know, it’s not slick.

It doesn’t, it doesn’t feel like a polyester, right. But, uh, we’ll have one soon. You’ll see it. Yeah. It still feels like a traditional material.

Crew Chief Eric: So I want to switch back actually to the undergarments and the shoes for a second. So are you doing socks as well? Cause that’s always, that’s something that’s always a piece that people forget about.

Sure.

John Caffese: So we’re working on socks. Unfortunately, there’s a world shortage of the material to make socks, believe it or not, because the cuffings are a slightly different material [00:42:00] than the regular Nomex, right? So that’s stretchy material to make the heel, right? To make the cuffs, to make the heel, to make the band that keeps it up.

Yeah. Remember, traditionally, That’s polyester in today’s world. The last 30 years, you know, if you got old wool socks, that’s great. But even then the newer ones have the bands at the top. Old school socks didn’t have that. It was just tight material. And after a while they stretched out because it was just cotton.

And they

Crew Chief Eric: fall down and you pick them up. They fall down. Yeah.

John Caffese: And then you get rid of them, right? Well, I don’t want my Nomex socks that, you know, that are, you know, not 6, but 30 to do that, you know, after a few sessions. So the newer material is still Nomex. It has some elasticity to it. But because it’s a different blend Getting it shipped around the world has been quite difficult But we do plan on doing something

Crew Chief Eric: and the reason I bring up socks and shoes is Because I’m gonna use a fake statistic here 80 percent of the cars you see at the track or any track Realistically, we’re gonna be front engine cars except for your 911 They’re mid engine exotics and [00:43:00] you know lotuses and whatnot.

So what’s the first thing closest to the fire? Sure is your feet?

John Caffese: Yeah, right a lot of protectors needed. Also, if you have a gutted car and you’ve taken a I’ve been in cars where I’ve melted the soles of my shoes, which is fine, but the rest of the shoe is not. So, if it was catching a fire, that would be an issue for second degree burns.

Shoes are important. For the most part though, you see a lot of people wearing, they’ll be wearing jeans, but they’ll be wearing driving shoes. Not because they’re worried about the thermal protection, but they’re like, Oh, they’re thinner and they make me drive better or that. Same thing with gloves. They feel the wheel better.

Sure. I appreciate that. You’re not wrong. I’m just glad it’s no Max and you’re doing something

Crew Chief Eric: right.

John Caffese: So you might as well make the leap eventually. I mean, if you’re going out of your way to wear a thicker pair of pants and anything, you know, a race suit with some cotton boxers and a t shirt underneath, or even a lot of guys don’t wear any shirt underneath, which is fine.

Just the more you sweat. And the more that gets in the suit, remember that the moisture is really the issue that [00:44:00] causes burns. And don’t

Crew Chief Eric: forget you gotta put that moisture back in too, right? So don’t forget our hydration episode.

John Caffese: Keep it clean. Literally, I mean like wash it is a big thing if you’re wearing minimal clothing underneath.

Do you

Crew Chief Eric: recommend the molecule stuff?

John Caffese: It works. It works a lot of times, it’s just really gentle wash, you know, try not to use a super strong detergent. What’s nice is, if it’s actual nomex, the thread, the fibrous product doesn’t lose it’s fire resistance. There’s a lot of the one layer treated cottons out there that are cheaper, they do lose your fire resistance as you wash them.

Which is

Crew Chief Eric: also why they get softer too. Correct. So a

John Caffese: lot of people out there with like quote unquote one layer suits. Well there’s really not a lot of one layer nomex suits. They’re one layer cotton treated suits. I mean, if you wash them more than a handful of times, they’re basically just a cotton coverall.

Right, exactly. At that point, your heavy denim farmer’s coverall Oh, you could have bought dickies at that point. Tractor [00:45:00] supply. It’s probably going to be more resistant because it’s thicker and it’s thicker. It’s a twill material, which is, which can withstand more damage.

Crew Chief Eric: Now, I think of all the things we’ve talked about, you know, you were talking about compromises and whatnot, shirts and pants and even gloves.

You can, you can compromise on style and feel as long as they fit right. But I think shoes is always going to be a huge debate. It’s kind of funny because, you know, as guys. I don’t think we’re nearly as picky as, let’s say, the females would be in general, where it’s like, you know, 60, 000 different styles of shoes.

Guys, it’s like, I got, uh, four pairs of black and a brown, you know what I mean? We kind of don’t care. But when it comes to driving shoes, the shoe is now on the other foot. We get super picky about the driving shoes. And I will tell you, I’ve had a lot of different ones over the years. And I’m going back to what you said before in that like Chucks are great driving shoes.

You can pick them up for, you know, 30, 40 bucks at Target or whatever. Samba’s are like my go to driving shoe because they are super comfortable and I can wear them all day in the paddock.

John Caffese: But then it’s like I used to wear Adidas [00:46:00] Superstars on the shell tops before I got wise, I keep saying that, before I got wise I’d wear the shell tops.

I have my pair of, uh, Altamas, or as we like to call them, the prescription chucks. They’re so hard. You know, they’re sitting right there. I have a pair too, and they’re great. Especially on a rainy

Crew Chief Eric: track, they’re the best shoe ever.

John Caffese: I’m the

Crew Chief Eric: one to

John Caffese: blame

Crew Chief Eric: for that, for that

John Caffese: fad.

Crew Chief Eric: But, um But there, but that goes back to the point.

I feel like I’m bringing six pairs of shoes with me to a track day because I got to worry about the weather. I got to worry about it. My coaching, which

John Caffese: car am I driving? It’s like a big thing. You’ve unintentionally have stumbled onto a secret that I’m working on and I’ll share it with you. Is that you got a universal shoe?

I am trying. We were trying to figure out a way to manufacture. Chuck Taylor.

Crew Chief Eric: That’d be super cool.

John Caffese: Here’s the issue with that. High rise or low rise? Here’s the issue with that. There we go. Everyone wants a low rise. Unfortunately, if you look at the SFI regulations, they have to be at a certain height [00:47:00] relative to the length of the big wheel.

So even the lowest you could do is theoretically a mid rise to be SFI certified. However, because of the thickness of the sole and some of the other issues, it’s not necessarily like us to sell a product that’s not certified. Yeah. If I told you, Hey, listen, I’m either going to wear a Nomex shoe. I’m going to wear a Nike shoe.

My version of Chuck Taylor, right? Because I’m going to be flying around the paddock, right? Well, if you’re committed to wearing not a certified shoe, at least let it be not a certified shoe and the material that can actually help you. Yeah. Right. We are thinking about and in the design phase and trying to figure out how to get it right.

A Nomex Chuck Taylor essentially. So yeah, we’re looking into it. Why? Same idea as the undergarment shirt where it’s like, Hey, you can use it in conjunction in the system. You can use it without, and it’d be better than nothing. Cause if you’re just going to wear a t shirt, well, wear this t shirt instead.

But it’s not wasted money. So if you want to use it as an undergarment, you can do that as well. I [00:48:00] think this idea of shoe works. The other idea that we have, or we’re Also in the design phase of trying to figure it out is a proper certified Nomex shoe that is less of a driving shoe and more of a paddock shoe, but this way you don’t have to change out, right?

Yeah. So when I walk around and whatnot, and actually we may have one or two of them here for you to try.

Crew Chief Eric: And we were talking about this before we started recording. I mean, I’m right there with you because I find myself now I have an assortment of shoes, whether they’re track related or otherwise, but the best shoes I found in the last two years, I have to thank my daughters for this.

They picked me up a set of Pilates prototypos and I wear them all the time because I spent a lot of time behind the windshield. So not just. at the track, but for work and stuff and just the way they cut the heel and they have the tread coming down and how comfortable they are and you can heel toe in them.

You know, they’re comfortable in general. They’re kind of like my all around go to shoe. But the problem is they’re still a driving shoe. So they have that kind of [00:49:00] pointy nose and they’re swayed. And you’re like, Afraid to take them anywhere, but you know, you want to wear them all the time. So it’s always this huge compromise.

And to your point, if you could have a Nomex rated Chuck or a Samba or something like that, then it would be like the ultimate

John Caffese: shoe. So we’re working on it. So we have, uh, I showed you some of the prototypes we have now. Believe it or not, Some of those are designed to be worn, not just around the paddock.

You can get away with wearing them everywhere if you wanted to. Some of my testing has involved wearing them throughout the day, just like, My, my

Crew Chief Eric: Sparco booties, I’d never do that. I’d ruin them in 10 minutes.

John Caffese: Correct, and we’re trying to do something where, Hey, wait a minute, we have a product that can do all this stuff, and it’s still way cheaper than the designated one.

I think we’re on to something again. I think it’s because we’re flexible and we’re a little bit overthinking. We’re unique in that here I am telling you not to reinvent the wheel and that’s some of our product,

Crew Chief Eric: but I think shoes, you kind of have to, but on

John Caffese: the other end, we’re also thinking about how can I make this more cost effective where, you know, like, Hey, I’m going to wear the shoe everywhere because I, you know, I [00:50:00] wear a sneaker everywhere, right?

How can I combine it? As someone who instructs,

Crew Chief Eric: you don’t want to be changing shoes. I don’t want to be

John Caffese: changing shoes, but I also don’t want to be uncomfortable all day. But I also have to set the example as being the safety guy. So I’m like, you know, I’m aware that a couple of weeks ago I was in West Virginia at the track, a bazillion degrees out, and I’m thinking I’m getting in the car, I should be putting my suit on.

Besides the desire, I was running out of time to do that. Because I can’t walk around with the suit on because it’s just blistering hot. I don’t care what suit you have. If you have the lightest F1 suit out there that weighs currently the lightest F1’s three layer suits, 265 grams per square meter, which is ridiculously light, I’m still going to be warm walking around,

Crew Chief Eric: especially with no shade and 120 degrees

John Caffese: and you’re in the Nashville desert, so it’s going to be hot, so you’re going to change out of it.

And then two, The lighter the suit is, the more susceptible it is to be damaged or losing its effectiveness if you’re sweating in it, because now it’s an Under Armour shirt that’s soaked and you’re not. I mean, and that’s the same reason

Crew Chief Eric: why you have to change helmets [00:51:00] every five to ten years because your sweat breaks down the

John Caffese: material.

Sure, unless you have one of the wonderful Rue products that we sell that has interchangeable cheek pads, but other than that, but shout out to my boy. I do love

Crew Chief Eric: their helmets. Yeah, Toto

John Caffese: is a great guy too. He’s easy to work with. So shout out to Toto. If he hears it, we should get him on the podcast. He’s a very nice guy.

He runs a couple of companies, Speedcoms as well. So like just sweating in it, if it’s damp, it’s going to lose effectiveness. It’s actually you do the opposite. So if you get an issue where you’re relying on the soup. It being damp worse because you’re adding more moisture. You’re adding more moisture to make more steam burn.

So a lot of people will dip their balaclavas or hoods and like ice or water and then put it on their helmet. Try to keep it in some school. I understand the concept, which you’re introducing potentially more damage. You’re actually reducing the effect of quite the opposite. At that point, you’d be better off not wearing it at all.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, and then there’s the argument too that goes back to the episode we did with Ken about hydration. Make sure that your hydration regimen and everything is up to par, and then you won’t nearly be as hot because you have the liquid inside, [00:52:00] not trying to put it on yourself. If

John Caffese: you feel like you need it during a session because it’s too hot, well, the Rue Helmet has a drink to it.

So, yeah. Exactly. Another shameless plug for them. But, and you can get them from us. to focus on their own stuff. Yes, absolutely. So I think what people miss out on is the fact that moisture, uh, is the essence of water. Yeah. It’s really an issue. You would think of helping the fire and actually.

Crew Chief Eric: I

John Caffese: don’t know if you like lobster or not, but when you, you know, they boil to death and that’s really the burns that you get.

So the burns that you get in the vehicle, like on track, it’s not one where the fire is licking and burning your skin and charring it. It’s where you’re getting baked from the inside out. When you understand that and you take a step back and then look at some of the systems that are out there, you’re like, well, wait a second.

That seems really counterintuitive. Maybe cause it’s wrong. Or maybe it’s because they have a trick system. So as we, as we kind of wrap up

Crew Chief Eric: this thought on all this, I do want to touch quickly on something you’ve mentioned a couple of times, which is the certifications themselves. So without getting into the chemistry and [00:53:00] the, and the physics and everything involved in those SFI versus FIA ratings, maybe explain for folks what the limitations are in terms of, yeah, I bought this suit, I picked it up from PMX.

A lot of people don’t realize there’s an expiration date. The timer is now ticking. You bought that suit.

John Caffese: Yeah. What’s your schedule look like? So SFI, good, bad, road ride. The suit’s SFI rated. It technically does not have an expiration date. However, anything that you wear multiple times a year, definitely want to be on top of, especially how you keep it.

It’s cleanliness is really second to godliness, but you know, yes, it’s, it’s really determines the longevity of the suit. So if you wear it all the time, but you keep it very clean and it’s obviously not too beat up, you’re fine. If you wear it and you sweat a lot like me, unfortunately I sweat a lot just standing still sometimes.

So I’m going to get a lot of moisture in there so I can constantly have to clean it. Well, you know, there’s salt and other materials when they’re just going to happen and detergent getting in there. It’s going to, it’s going to beat up on the material. So generally speaking. A suit should last [00:54:00] you three years at least, if you’re taking care of it, unless you’re like a super endurance racer who’s doing it all the time, then I would say be careful.

Don’t work on your car wearing a suit. Yeah, no kidding, right? Oil and other contaminants are obviously going to Unless

Crew Chief Eric: you’re in a world rally and then you have to.

John Caffese: Right, but then, but they’re getting new suits almost all the time, right? Or do all those things, but you’re buying one every year. At least up to you.

I don’t know what your budget is FIA now, the new regulations. So the eight, eight, five, eight, or eight, eight, five, six, 2000 rating suits that also did not have an expiration date. Now they do. Now they’re 10 years. Okay. Um, and it’s 10 years not from the data manufacturer. So that suit might’ve been designed and let’s just say 2018, but you have a 2020 version, so your suit would be good to December of 2030.

So it’s 10 years calendar years. So if it’s a January, 2020, you have December until. 2030, right? So you really have 11 years. Yeah. I was going to say, is it like the helmets where there’s

Crew Chief Eric: a

John Caffese: certain? Nope. If it’s a December suit, then it’s still a December suit. It doesn’t matter. Okay.

Crew Chief Eric: Does apparel come out every year or on a more regular frequency than the helmets do?

The [00:55:00] helmets are always like every five years. So that’s the

John Caffese: Snell rating. Snell does five years. FIA does it as it sees fit. So if they see that there’s been a significant jump in technology, For instance, seats. The previous model was 1999. It was the FIA Technical Directive, right? So, your regular running little seat, and then sort of including payload seats and what not, the construction and the, and the, um, Rigidity and the integrity of it.

It’s been the same standard since 1999. 2021 is a new standard. It just came out. And right now for the consumer market, as of September of 2021, there’s one company who has a 2021 seat. So the 2021 seats are kind of a mix between the, I believe it’s 2009 seats, which are kind of like your rally seats.

Those are the much more advanced seats. So it kind of brings all the things together. technology from that into the newer ones at a lower market price. That one company that happens to, uh, create that 2021 seat. We were actually an importer of, so we’re waiting on our shipment [00:56:00] of that. So that’s exciting.

The rat of Italy. Very exciting. Does it end in an O? No, no, no, no, no. It does not. So, suits are 2018 from 2000, so that’s pretty newer, and they’re phasing out, so I believe at the end of 2022, all suits must be, all new suits, because you can still buy a 2000 technical director suit, and it’s technically still good for 10 years, but the new ones are out.

And they’re phasing out. So at a certain date, you can’t make the old style anymore, but still by the year out. So yeah, the suits are rated longer than you’ll actually should be using them for. Now, if you use it once a year, that’s it. It’ll go all 10 years. If you’re using it multiple times,

Crew Chief Eric: probably not.

So is there a way to get your suit tested to see what its efficiency is? You could, but it would destroy the suit. They’re going to light it on fire. Yeah.

John Caffese: Yeah. So essentially, so we actually have some of the test results. I’m going to be doing a lot of videos and tutorials and videos of our suits and material being tested.

Going back and forth with SFI by getting them [00:57:00] online on our website. It’s going to be really, really neat. One of our manufacturers actually already does that. So it’s pretty nice to see it on their YouTube channel. However, what you can do though, if you really wanted to do this individually, you can reach out to your manufacturer and say, Hey, Send me, I’ll pay for it, whatever the answer is, a test sample of the material.

So SFI uses a seven by seven inch square materials and it has to be constructed exactly like the suit is constructed. So if you use square quilt style stitching, it’s gotta be that. If you use diagonal, it’s gotta be that. If your inside layer is 190 grams per square meter and your outside is 220, it’s gotta be that.

If it’s 280 and 150, whatever it is, it’s gotta be that. And they’ll test it and they’ll do the thermal protective properties. So if you want to do a certification and recertification or what’s just called an R& D for the research and development, it’s different prices. And they’ll send you the results on them.

They’ll tell you what the thermal protective property is. They’ll tell you what some of the shrinkage is. They have several different tests that they use, super informative. If you wanted to do that, you could to test like your [00:58:00] individual suit that you would wear. No, not only would it destroy the suit if that were to do it, but they don’t test SFI doesn’t.

FIA requires a full sample, but SFI does not require an actual suit for the sample as much as just the material. Now for the boots, gloves, undergarments, and hoods, they do require not only similar test sample materials, but also a full sample.

Crew Chief Eric: One other question as we’re wrapping up this whole entire thing, you know, we’re talking still about.

Petrol engines, ice cars, right? And which is what we predominantly see, you know, as we talk more and more on this show about the EV revolution, as we labeled it. Not only do we have to worry about fire, but I think we need to worry about electrostatic shock or short circuits in the electrical systems. Is that something that suit and apparel manufacturers are considering is some sort of way of grounding the material?

Sure.

John Caffese: So how do we have, so a lot of electricians and I used to work in a warehouse many, many years ago and we had to have certain electric resistant boots and they [00:59:00] were mostly a rubber material. A

Crew Chief Eric: flammability

John Caffese: problem. Right. So. So, funny enough, for SFI, uh, NFIA, the soul of the boot. Which is predominantly rubber or other materials is not tested because they know it’s going to be bad, right?

There’s really nothing you can do about it. The outside of the boot, if it’s mouse weight or leather, is also not tested because there’s a general of its thermal protective property. It’s just, it is what it is. Whereas Nomex different versions, different weights are going to have different protective property, but that’s why your boots, the inside layer is a Nomex and other different fire retardant properties.

And that does get tested. If we were going to worry about electrostatic shock as a new manufacturer and someone who’s kind of like experimenting with the different materials. So I look at how the boots are made now. You have a outer layer that’s maybe more protective against that threat, and the inner layer is still Nomex.

So the outside is going to [01:00:00] have maybe lesser thermal protective properties, or it could be more because it’s thicker material. So the suede, you know, thick house suede still wouldn’t be slow to burn. It might transfer more heat, but still be slow to burn. And the inside being Nomex. I don’t know the exact answer to that.

It’s a great question.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, and I bring it up because It’s not because of your, you know, guy that bought a Tesla and he wants to go to the track and try it out. Like I think it’s because of what we heard earlier this year, we talked about a drive through episode, which is the NHRA has fully sanctioned an EV class as your first motorsport discipline to go electric

John Caffese: and Ford’s full other formula, right?

Well, I mean, Ford, I was just reading there, they have a Cobra that’s a Mustang that’s an EV, it’s fast, and they refuel it. So you gotta think about it slightly, you have to think about other risks at that

Crew Chief Eric: point.

John Caffese: Here’s the thing with EVs, and that’s a great point, electrostatic shock and all that, but to be honest with you, with EVs, The fire danger increases, right?

You can put a gas fire out. You can put fire material if it’s burning [01:01:00] paint, or you’re inside of your interior, your uh, whatever, electrical fire, you can put that out. A Tesla and EV fire, you’re gonna be sitting there burning because they can spray you all you want. It ain’t going out, right? So you got to get out of the car fast, just like anything else.

However, Your system, your fire suppression system, if you’re fortunate enough to have one in your car, which you should, if the car is that dedicated, it’s not going to do diddly squat because as long as there’s an electrical charge in the batteries, if the, if the batteries are on fire, it’s going to burn.

So as a firefighter, here’s my experience with that. We’re getting additional training on the EVs and Teslas and whatnot. You may have seen the story about a Tesla that burned for 30 some hours in Texas. It’ll burn as long as there’s fuel. No amount of chemical you’re going to pour on that car is going to make that battery have less electrical properties.

Crew Chief Eric: And sometimes it might make them worse. Correct. You

John Caffese: know, spraying water on it might make it worse. So we get to that point. So, I’m less worried about electrical current as far as it shocking me [01:02:00] or doing damage as electrical current and more worried about electrical current and the fact that it’s the energy it produces that can’t be put out by like traditional firefighting methods, which is all we have inside of the car right now, which means that you need to be better at, you know, Preventing burns and then trying to stop them or put them out after the fact.

A suit becomes much more important than an EV because your priority is out of the car, not I have a fire, let me hit my suppression system, hopefully it goes out and I take my time. And that’s much more intense heat too. I need more protection from higher degrees of burns and getting out quicker and giving me more time to do so.

As much as we might need a new material or thought process for the new technology, we actually need. more of the same, even more so of what’s already out there to protect us.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, John, this has been a really good look at safety from a different perspective, right? We’ve covered safety on this show before, but this is a great way to reintroduce it from another angle, another vector [01:03:00] and kind of expand our minds on things that we probably take for granted on a track weekend.

So I want to thank you for that, but I also want to give you the opportunity to shout out to anybody you want, but also tell people how they can get ahold of you for more information.

John Caffese: Absolutely. So projectmotoring. com, the website is up. It’s going to be constantly evolving as we bring, uh, products to market.

We’re always accessible. You can email us or contact information’s on there. Obviously phone number, Facebook, Instagram, email, website. We’re at projectmotoring

Crew Chief Eric: on Instagram.

John Caffese: Yep, sure are. And then same thing on Facebook. We’re pretty much at all of Hooked on Driving Northeast events. We’re set up shop there.

If we’re not actually staffing the event, we’re walking around trying to help out. We are at SCCA and NASA events, uh, as we, as we. continue to grow. So the big thing we like to do is try to be trackside to meet people, say hello, put names to faces, but also because we are custom, we like to measure people, get things right.

And again, it’s, it’s, it’s a similar price point as off the shelf, but custom, our big market. [01:04:00] We were teasing before about PMS is actually ladies because Ladies have a very difficult time finding product that fits them off the shelf. Another sneak peek is we have a SFI sports bra coming for the ladies who need that.

Because those are basically polyester and yeah, and a little

Crew Chief Eric: bit of metal too. Yeah. Yeah. All

John Caffese: things that are real terrible. So you can find us there if you have any questions, reach out to us. We’re one of you. We’re car people. We’re track people. We’re everywhere.

Crew Chief Eric: As they say, four petrol heads, all petrol heads.

John Caffese: Yeah. So we appreciate coming back. I always appreciate hanging out with GTM guys. It’s our second home or third home or it’s one of our homes. So always appreciate it and thank you for your time.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, John. It’s been an absolute pleasure. So again, folks, if you want to learn more about PMX and Project Motoring, visit www.

projectmotoring. com or follow them on Instagram. At project motoring so john, I can’t thank you enough for coming back on the show And we hope to have you back on several more times now that you’re here more permanently.

John Caffese: Yeah, I think we’ve got a lot of content [01:05:00] very cool

Crew Chief Brad: If you like what you’ve heard and want to learn more about gtm be sure to check us out on www. gtmotorsports. org You can also find us on instagram at grand tory motorsports Also, if you want to get involved or have suggestions for future shows, you can call or text us at 202 630 1770 or send us an email at crewchief at gtmotorsports.

org. We’d love to hear from you.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Introduction to Break Fix Podcast
  • 00:27 Welcoming Back John Caffese
  • 00:50 The Origin of ‘The Project’
  • 02:52 Project Motoring: Safety Apparel Company
  • 06:35 John’s Background and Passion for Cars
  • 11:26 Evolution to Project Motoring
  • 15:03 Introducing PMX
  • 23:38 Safety and Design Innovations
  • 31:58 Comfortable and Versatile Clothing
  • 32:25 Custom Tailoring and Flexibility
  • 33:06 Comparing Racing Gear
  • 34:36 Innovative Custom Designs
  • 36:19 Advanced Manufacturing Techniques
  • 41:40 Importance of Proper Gear Maintenance
  • 52:57 SFI vs. FIA Certifications
  • 58:23 Future of Racing Safety Gear
  • 01:02:47 Conclusion and Contact Information

Learn More

A veteran owned company born from a passion for fire safety, Project Motoring, sells it’s own line of American designed racing safety equipment and apparel (PMX), as well as other well known name brands.  We offer a variety of quality products to include helmets, helmet shields, intercoms, custom tailored racing suits, racing gloves, racing shoes, seat belts, racing seats, and many more items.

A long time car nut – John R. Caffese, Esq – Founder & CEO of Project Motoring – whose passion for being on track has evolved into trying to make it safe and accessible for everyone. An Attorney, Army Officer, and Volunteer Firefighter off the track, he is a safety steward and MSF level 2 certified instructor with several organizations on the track. This passion for fire safety has expanded to all types of racing equipment, resulting in the formation of Project Motoring.

Bonus Content

Project Motoring evolved from a lifestyle brand into a safety apparel company co-founded with fellow instructor Dave Gilbert. Their mission? To provide high-quality, affordable gear for track day drivers who might otherwise skip safety equipment due to cost or perceived necessity. Their product line includes:

  • Custom suits at off-the-shelf prices
  • Helmets, gloves, boots, and undergarments
  • Head and neck restraints
  • Seats, harnesses, and steering wheels

Everything a driver touches inside the car is part of their safety ecosystem. And thanks to factory-direct sourcing and SFI certification, they’re able to offer competitive pricing without compromising quality.


PMX: The Brand Within the Brand

To distinguish their in-house products from resold items, Project Motoring launched PMX – short for Project Motoring X. The “X” doesn’t stand for “extreme,” but rather acts as a wildcard, much like in mathematics. It’s a flexible, memorable brand name for their proprietary gear.

PMX products are designed with real-world feedback in mind. For example, their balaclavas eliminate the traditional center forehead seam, reducing helmet pressure points and improving comfort. Their Nomex underlayers are heavier than typical race gear, offering better thermal protection for instructors and DE drivers who may not wear full suits.


🔥 Don’t Reinvent the Wheel – Just Make It Safer

One of their first suit models is dubbed DRTWOC—short for “Don’t Reinvent the Wheel Overcovers.” It’s a nod to their philosophy: deliver proven solutions with better accessibility. While they plan to offer FIA-certified gear in the future, their current lineup already meets rigorous safety standards.

John emphasizes that while full suits are ideal, even partial protection is better than none. “If you’re going to wear a long-sleeve shirt, make it Nomex,” he says. “We want to meet people where they are and help them take that next step toward safety.”


Looking Ahead

With plans to expand distribution, collaborate with retailers like Gran Touring Motorsports, and continue innovating, John and his team are on a mission to make motorsports safer and more inclusive.

Whether you’re a seasoned racer or a weekend warrior, Project Motoring wants you to suit up, strap in, and drive smart. Because safety isn’t just for the pros – it’s for everyone who loves to motor.


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Inside the Box: How PetrolBox Became the Ultimate Monthly Fix for Car Enthusiasts

What do you get when you cross a mechanic, a drift car, and a loot crate? You get PetrolBox – a monthly subscription service that’s become a cult favorite among car lovers. On a recent episode of Break/Fix, we sat down with John Sahr, founder of PetrolBox, to unpack the story behind the brand, the cars that shaped it, and why this box is more than just swag – it’s a celebration of car culture.

John’s journey started with a simple observation: “There’s nothing out there for car enthusiasts.” As a mechanic and self-proclaimed nerd, he and his son used to enjoy loot crates, but he realized the automotive world was missing its own curated experience. Originally imagining a toolbox, John pivoted to a broader concept – a box for every kind of petrolhead.

Based in Columbus, Ohio, John is surrounded by American muscle, rust buckets, and a thriving car scene. But his heart belongs to vintage Toyotas. His current garage includes a 1986 Corolla coupe (the last of the rear-wheel drive Corollas) and a 1980 Corolla wagon. The coupe is his drift-track hybrid, while the wagon is his go-to for Cars & Coffee.

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John’s love for drifting runs deep, but he’s quick to admit the AE86 isn’t the perfect drift car. “It’s got such a short wheelbase,” he explains. “The 240SX is the king.” Still, he’s seen everything from Fox bodies to C5 Corvettes tearing it up on the drift circuit. And yes, the C5 is having a moment – affordable, capable, and the last Corvette with pop-up headlights. “When you’re behind the wheel, does it really matter what it looks like?” John asks.

His dream car? The ultra-rare Toyota 2000GT. “If I won the lottery, that’s the one,” he says. On the flip side, he struggles to name an ugly car – though mid-’90s Toyota Starlets might make the list.

Spotlight

Notes

  • Origin Story of PetrolBox – what inspired the brand?
  • What was in the first PetrolBox?
  • What were some of the coolest items (in your opinion) that were part of a box?
  • What kinds of products does PetrolBox offer? What should someone expect in each month’s box?
  • It’s a subscription model, what are the tiers, and what do you get?
  • Any sister brands? > Petrol Pups!

Transcript

Crew Chief Brad: [00:00:00] Break Fix podcast is all about capturing the living history of people from all over the autos sphere, from wrench, turners, and racers to artists, authors, designers, and everything in between. Our goal is to inspire a new generation of Petrolhead that wonder. How did they get that job or become that person?

The road to success is paved by all of us because everyone has a story.

Crew Chief Eric: Each box contains handpicked items, including tools, wearables, garage gear, detailing, supplies, magazines, collectibles, and coupons. Whoa. What are we talking about? You ask tonight? We’re joined by John Sayer from Petrol Box to discuss why this Petrolhead curated monthly box is something you’ll be anxiously anticipating.

Welcome to Break Fix, John.

John Sahr: Thanks for having me.

Crew Chief Eric: Hey, so like every good story, there’s an origin. So what inspired Petro Box? Where did [00:01:00] this come from? Where did you come up with the idea?

John Sahr: Well, me and my son used to get loot crates back in the day. We’re kind of nerds as well. I was just thinking at work one day, man, there’s nothing out there for the car enthusiast.

I was a mechanic at the time, so originally my thought was a toolbox, but that’s really hard to do with, uh, tools. Most mechanics have their own preferences, so I just kind of like morphed it into a car enthusiast box and just went with it. And you’re based

Crew Chief Eric: out of Ohio, so right in the center of the domestic car world?

John Sahr: Yeah, we’re in Columbus, Ohio. Huge car following Jake’s is based outta here, so we get a lot of really big American muscle shows here. It’s a pretty nice area for the most part, other than the winter. You still get rust buckets up here.

Crew Chief Eric: So let’s talk a little bit about your car history. So what are some of your favorite cars or least favorite cars, maybe even motor sports pass?

John Sahr: I’m really like a Toyota guy mostly. Always have been. I’ve been into vintage Toyota, well old Toyotas really [00:02:00] Right now I have a 1986 Corolla, two-door coop. That’s the last of the rear wheel drive Corollas. And I also have a 1980. Toyota Corolla wagon. That’s a real world drive station wagon. Those are my two like kind of fun cars.

The 86 coupe I’ve been building. It’s kind of like my drift car, but the more and more we’ve been doing track events lately, I kind of wanna make it like I do everything kind of car. The wagon’s just kind of like my nice go to the Saturday cars and coffee show.

Crew Chief Eric: So that 86, that’s the infamous Hachi Roku, right?

That everybody knows from like initial D and and Driftings and things like that.

John Sahr: Yeah, mine’s a coop. Most people, they love the hatch because that’s what initial D had. But I’ve always been a coop guy. I’ve probably had nine or 10 of ’em over the years.

Crew Chief Eric: For the Ford guys, that would be like a notch back fox body versus the Fastback.

Right? That’s what you’re saying with the coop.

John Sahr: Yeah. ’cause a lot of people prefer the coop. Yeah. Just like a fox body for the most part. I, I also prefer the notch back fox [00:03:00] body as well.

Crew Chief Eric: So Drift, huh? So you’re coming out of that world. So what are, in your opinion, some of the best drift cars outside of the 86?

John Sahr: Really the A 86 is not like a great drift car. It’s a pretty good one, but it’s got such a short wheel base. Two 40 SX is like the king. You can’t really get any better than a two 40 SX no matter what year it is.

Crew Chief Eric: So do you think we got shortchanged when it came to JDM cars? Like they still kept all the good stuff?

Or do you think there’s some real gems, maybe some cars that people didn’t think about that are here in the States that could be built upon?

John Sahr: I think that there’s a lot of good cars that we got here in the States. Really, it’s just the late nineties that we kind of got screwed on. You know, we didn’t get the S fifteens, we never got the skylines and whatnot like that, but there’s a lot of good cars here in America.

We have friends with the Catfish, Camaros, that drift. I’ve seen Fox bodies out there. I’ve seen C fives. That’s kind of a big thing now is the c fives are getting really big in the drift community.

Crew Chief Eric: There is even a spec C five track series being born, [00:04:00] I believe, out of the West Coast. So that’s kind of interesting that we’re seeing a resurgence in the c fifth generation Corvettes.

Yeah,

John Sahr: they’re starting to get down there in price, and I think people are realizing what kind of value those cars really bring.

Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, they weren’t the most attractive Corvette, but they had a lot of good things underneath. I’ve gotten a chance to coach and many of ’em and drive a few, and they’re actually phenomenal.

I mean, when you’re behind the steering wheel, does it really matter what it looks like?

John Sahr: Well, and it’s the last of the, uh, popup headlights. You know, you’re either a popup headlight guy or you’re not.

Crew Chief Eric: It’s very true. It actually, we talked about it on a recent drive through episode, where the C five Corvette was the last car to have.

Pop up headlights in the world, period. So it’s actually kind of cool to keep that tradition all the way up to like 2004. So it’s kind of neat. So that being said, what do you think is the sexiest car ever in your opinion? Like something you strive for, something you want? Oh man.

John Sahr: If I were to like win the lottery or something like that, it’s gotta be like a 2000 GT Toyota.

That’s my like unobtainable dream car. I know I’ll [00:05:00] never be able to reach, but I’ve seen a few of ’em at like Japanese classic car show out in Long Beach. We’ve been to the Peterson. They have one of the convertibles there, and those cars are just beautiful.

Crew Chief Eric: And on the other side of that pendulum swing, what’s the, just the ugliest car ever.

John Sahr: Oh man, there are so many of ’em.

Crew Chief Eric: Well, how about Jdm since you’re a JDM guy or the ugliest Toyota for that matter? Is there one,

John Sahr: it’s hard for me to say though. ’cause I, I really like a lot of cars, pretty much every kind of car. Some of those mid nineties, like Toyota Starlets, we didn’t get here. Hmm. Those, those are kinda weird looking cars, but a lot of ’em came with turbos too.

So they’re kind of neat. But teach their own, everybody, everybody has their own thing.

Crew Chief Eric: Absolutely.

John Sahr: So let’s

Crew Chief Eric: jump back into Petro Box. That’s what we’re here to talk about, right? So obviously you’re a petrolhead come from the JDM and Drift world. So let’s talk about Petro Box itself. You know, we know where the, where it came from, where you got the idea.

So what was in the first petro box?

John Sahr: So the first petro box was actually [00:06:00] five years ago. Pretty much exactly. We sent out in November, 2016. It had some products from Jacks Wax. They’re a local Columbus company, so we work with them frequently. So, and then it also had apparel from Scotch and Iron, one of our long affiliated companies that we work with quite regularly.

It’s been so long ago, but it’s hard to think that we’ve been sending these out for five years.

Crew Chief Eric: What are some of the coolest items? That you’ve put in a box after all these years, something you’re like, man, I wish we could do that again, or, that was one of the hottest things that we put in a box.

John Sahr: Yeah.

That, that’s one hard thing that we have to kind of balance is we can’t send the same items all that often, you know, because we do have customers that have been subscribers for pretty much five years. I, I don’t want to shortchange those guys, but some of the coolest items we’ve sent out, we’ve worked with the Shark Tank Company Grip Mat, which is a silicone base like.

Tool and spare part holder. That was really neat. Uh, we’ve worked [00:07:00] with a lot of really neat companies like Mishimoto. We’ve worked with Hogan several different times. It’s just neat to meet some of these other business owners and be able to put their products in their box.

Crew Chief Eric: Are there certain things that you kept for yourself?

You’re like, man, these are the awesomeness of the awesome.

John Sahr: Every month I take home like a little box of my own. So I ha I have all my cleaning supplies and everything in the garage. Uh, all the tools I have most t-shirts, but sometimes you get the luck of the draw and we’re completely sold out of the size that I wear or something like that.

There have been a couple t-shirts that have slipped by that I just can’t even get anymore.

Crew Chief Eric: So how do you go about building these relationships? Like how do you figure out what to put in the box? How does that work?

John Sahr: I really like every kind of car. I try to keep myself as neutral as possible. Being a Toyota Motorhead, uh, I, I still love the new Mustangs.

I, I love the new Corvettes. I wanna make something that. Everybody can find a use for the products that we’re sending. I don’t want to [00:08:00] alienate any certain genre.

Crew Chief Eric: We gonna see some model cars in the future, maybe some Hot Wheels, matchbox type stuff in the box. I mean, there, there’s, that’s also another side of collecting.

John Sahr: Uh, we have worked with, uh, M two machines before and put their die cast in the box. Unfortunately, just, I’ve reached out to a lot of those companies and it’s very hard to get in contact with some of those bigger die cast and boy companies. But if any of ’em want to be in the box. We’ll definitely put ’em in

Crew Chief Eric: there.

I’ve been a subscriber now for over a year and I’ve been keeping an eye on things myself. And I find it funny, every month there’s a sticker in the box and I love it ’cause they change. Sometimes it’s a Corvette race card. A couple months ago it was the Audi Sport Quattro, the S one, things like that. And so I have actually taken to turning them into magnets so I can have them on my refrigerator and all that kind of thing.

So it’s actually a lot of fun. I look forward to even those little things in the box, not just the cleaning supplies or the T-shirts. And there’s been some really great t-shirts and I gotta say. The one you guys did for the Overland community, for the off roaders with the Jeep. That was absolutely [00:09:00] fantastic.

I love that kind of stuff. And there, there are a bunch of petrol box shirts I wear all the time and people ask me, where did you get that? I’m like, came in my monthly box. You should sign up.

John Sahr: That’s awesome. Yeah, it’s it’s amazing. Uh. Some of the shirts, I’ve been lucky enough to go to SEMA a couple times before COVID shut down.

Pretty much everything. Some of the pictures I have on my phone are just people wearing petrol box shirts that I see just walking through the crowd and it’s just kind of neat to see that. Yeah, there there’s a lot of really neat. Things that we’ve put in the boxes I’m really proud of, like where it’s kind of grown

Crew Chief Eric: inside the box.

Cleaning supplies, t-shirts, some sort of little kitschy item, like the stickers or the magnets or whatever, some tools. Is there anything else in the box? Like what should people expect when they open a box for the first time?

John Sahr: No. You’ll always expect something that you’re gonna be able to wear, something you’re gonna be able to use to clean your car.

And then just other really useful items. We always try to include one of our legendary [00:10:00] livery stickers each month. We also have a magnet of one of our subscribers cars. They really love that we have an entire refrigerator in the warehouse just filled with magnets.

Crew Chief Eric: How do you become one of those rides in the month?

How does that work?

John Sahr: If you wanna reach out to us. info@mypetrolbox.com. Just shoot us a high resolution photo. I keep those all in a folder every month. I just kind of go through and I, I’ll double check, make sure you’re still a subscriber, and then we’ll throw that on the magnet and put it out the next month.

That’s awesome.

Crew Chief Eric: So it’s a subscription model, obviously. What are the tiers? What do you get in the different tiers and what do they cost?

John Sahr: So we have our Petro box basic, which is typically two to three items each month, starting at 1995 a month. Then we have our petro box premium, which is typically five to seven items.

Some of the bigger, heavier items in this box, starting at 39.95 a month, and depending on how long you subscribe, does get a little bit cheaper as well.

Crew Chief Eric: So there’s two tiers, and obviously it’s probably cheaper if you buy the whole year up [00:11:00] front than going monthly as well, right?

John Sahr: Correct. Yeah. If you bought 12 months for the subscription, you’re basically getting like two months free.

Crew Chief Eric: You know, like a lot of other companies that do this, there’s usually sister brands or other things that people aren’t aware of. So is there anything else that Petro Box or that you’re involved in that you’d wanna let people know about?

John Sahr: So recently, just this year, we did start our dog accessory brand.

It’s called Petrol Pup. Oh, petrol Pup is, uh, a thing I’ve been working on for a while. I have probably the cutest dog in the world, and, uh, he just needed some more space to shine. So we, uh, got him his own little brand of car enthusiasts, motor sports inspired dog collars and leashes. Right now we have about seven different designs.

Crew Chief Eric: And is that a separate subscription or is that something that’s included with Petro Box?

John Sahr: It’s not included in the Petro Box. Uh, it’s actually its own kind of separate thing. You can order some of the petro box stuff to go in your first box, but we we’re never gonna just blindly guess like what kind [00:12:00] of dog or size of dog you have.

So that stuff will be just all by itself. It’s just something that. We found pretty fun and, and I thought it kind of fit a niche that there wasn’t anything out there for, ’cause my dog loves going to the car shows and all the attention he gets, so we just get ’em, uh, looking good for the car shows.

Crew Chief Eric: Doggy bandanas are big to do.

We actually have them available on our store site as well with our logos on them. And a lot of our members, you know, put them on their dogs and obviously they switch ’em up. It’s like wearing T-shirts, right? Yeah. Well this time I’m gonna wear Formula one bandana next week I’m gonna wear a petrol beds, bandana or whatever.

So, you know, it all worked. But, so you were talking about the subscription all that five years. Now in, in the making, how big has Petro Box gotten? How many subscribers do you guys have?

John Sahr: So right now, typical month is a little over 1500 boxes. So it’s going all around the world. Takes quite a bit of time and effort to get those boxes put together.

Crew Chief Eric: So that being said, you know, with us looking at the holiday season, you know, it’s very fast approaching any shout outs. [00:13:00] Promotions, special discounts, anything you wanna throw out there, do you wanna let people know about?

John Sahr: Yeah, absolutely. The, one of the best coupon codes we have out there is 2021. You’ll get 21% off your entire first order from Petrol box.

So you’ll get that first month’s box for 21% off.

Crew Chief Eric: That’s, that’s a really solid deal, and that’s good through the end of the calendar year through 2021.

John Sahr: Correct.

Crew Chief Eric: Oh, that’s awesome. Check that out. Listeners. Get 21% off your subscription of Petro Box starting now on the holidays through the end of the year.

That’s really, really cool. I also noticed on the website there’s a win, a set of RoboForm wheels. How do we go about doing that? Exactly.

John Sahr: So every month we go through and we completely randomize our list of subscribers. We select one subscriber’s box, we’ll pull their shipping label out and add one of our golden tickets to the box.

The Golden Ticket WA is a shiny glittery ticket. It’ll tell you that you’ve won a free set of rot form wheels, and just email us. We’ll get [00:14:00] you in contact with, uh, one of our reps, and we’ll get those wheels sent out directly to you.

Crew Chief Eric: I tell you what, I did get a little excited one month, but then I realized it was exhaust wrap that was gold.

And I was

John Sahr: like, oh, yeah, I, I, I did have a few emails about that. People that were a little, uh, little surprised that they thought they had won. And

Crew Chief Eric: I thought that was, I think that was April. So that made total sense. And I was like, oh man, I just got punked. I was like, it was pretty cool. It was a good joke, right?

I was like, all right, whatever. So yeah, that

John Sahr: was one that was like, that’s a cool item too. A lot of people found, uh, uses for that. Track rats find, use for all the things in the

Crew Chief Eric: petro box

John Sahr: for sure. So it’s all for, it’s all good. One of the main things about Petro Box is that we kind of make sure that the box is out there for everyone.

Uh, we recently just started to take people’s information to let it best know what kind of cars they like. So it’s domestic, Asian, European, or if you just like everything, we are trying to create this box exactly for you. [00:15:00]

Crew Chief Eric: Are you thinking like maybe themed boxes, like a Ferrari Box one month and a BMW Box another month, something like that to mix it up?

John Sahr: I think maybe those might be seasonal things when we have a little bit more time and effort because Petro Box is basically just me. I run the daily I. Do all the packaging. I have some, I have a good group of friends that really help each month put the boxes together. All these friends are just huge motorheads from drag racing to track, to drifting and, and we kind of support it all out there.

Crew Chief Eric: Mad props, by the way, because one of the boxes, I don’t remember which month it was this year, there were socks from Heel Tread and I got super excited because they were on the show as well. John Sallows, super nice, and we talked about all sorts of things on his episode and it was really cool to open a.

Petrol box. Oh my God. There’s heel tread socks in here. So it’s good to see this crosspollination in the motorsport enthusiast world and in the car enthusiast world. And you’re bringing it all together, like you said, for all of us. And I think it’s awesome. And I, and you know, I look [00:16:00] forward to every box I get every month and I open it up and I’m like, yeah, this is great.

You know, and unlike a lot of other. Box subscriptions. Like once you mentioned at the beginning of the episode, it did get to the point where it was very repetitive and so I was like, ah, you know, I, and I don’t wanna see the same thing twice and I can understand how difficult that is to source new things, unique things and keep it interesting and keep it fresh.

But, you know, mad props for doing this. And like you said, you’re filling a corner of the car enthusiast world that nobody else is doing right now. And it’s super awesome. It’s commendable and, and I can’t say thank you enough.

John Sahr: I appreciate that a lot. Yeah. Hera is a great company to work with. They’re out of Portugal.

Mm-hmm. And, uh, we’ve worked with them a couple different times actually. Like I said, we try not to overdo it, so we won’t, we’ve sent out their socks two or three times, I think now.

Crew Chief Eric: So folks, to get the best in automotive swag and goodies, you definitely have to check out Petrol Box. Hop on over to my petrol box.com and see the [00:17:00] previous month’s collections and sign up today, especially using that coupon code 2021 to get 21% off your subscription or follow them on social at.

Petrol box. John, I can’t thank you enough for coming on and telling us about this, especially now that we’re approaching the holiday season and people are thinking about gifts for their loved ones, especially for Petrolhead. We’re probably some of the toughest people to shop for because we already have all the toys and the gadgets and tools and petrol box.

I think just complete. That missing thing that we’re always looking for. It’s a great stocking stuffer, so thank you.

John Sahr: Thank you so much for inviting me on. That’s great. Absolutely.

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Highlights

Skip ahead if you must… Here’s the highlights from this episode you might be most interested in and their corresponding time stamps.

  • 00:00 Meet John Sahr from Petrol Box
  • 00:54 The Origin of Petrol Box
  • 01:45 John’s Car History and Drift Insights
  • 05:42 Petrol Box: The First Box and Coolest Items
  • 10:29 Subscription Tiers and Special Offers
  • 11:18 Petrol Pup: A New Venture
  • 12:38 Closing Remarks and Promotions
  • 17:44 Outro and GTM Information

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EXCLUSIVE PROMO CODE WHEN YOU LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!

 

To get the best in automotive schwag and goodies, you definitely have to check out petrol box! Hop over to www.mypetrolbox.com and see previous month’s collections, and sign-up today, or follow them on social @petrol.box 

Bonus Content

Petrol Box launched in November 2016, and it’s been going strong ever since. Each box includes a mix of:

  • Apparel (often from brands like Scotch & Iron)
  • Cleaning supplies (frequently from local companies like Jack Wax)
  • Tools and garage gear
  • Collectibles like stickers, magnets, and die-cast cars
  • Coupons and surprise items

Some standout collaborations include Grip Mat (a Shark Tank favorite), Mishimoto, and Heel Tread socks – yes, the same ones featured on Break/Fix in a previous episode.

John’s personal stash includes nearly every shirt and tool from the boxes, though he admits some popular items sell out fast. “There have been a couple t-shirts that slipped by that I just can’t even get anymore.”

Petrol Box is a labor of love. John handles daily operations with help from a crew of fellow motorheads. “We support it all – drag racing, track days, drifting,” he says. The goal is to keep the box inclusive, with items that appeal to domestic, European, and JDM fans alike.

Subscribers can even submit photos of their cars to be featured as the monthly magnet. “We have an entire refrigerator in the warehouse just filled with magnets,” John laughs.

Subscription Tiers and Perks

Petrol Box offers two tiers:

TierItems per MonthPrice
Basic2–3 items$19.95/month
Premium5–7 items$39.95/month

Annual subscriptions come with a discount – essentially two months free. And during the holiday season, you can use coupon code “2021” for 21% off your first order.

One lucky subscriber each month receives a golden ticket for a free set of Rotor Wheels. Just don’t confuse it with gold exhaust wrap—John admits that April box caused a few false alarms.


Expanding the Brand: Petrol Pup

Petrol Box recently launched a sister brand: Petrol Pup. Inspired by John’s own dog, this line features motorsports-themed collars, leashes, and bandanas. It’s not a subscription, but it’s a fun way to bring your furry co-pilot into the car culture fold.


Petrol Box isn’t just a subscription – it’s a community. With over 1,500 boxes shipped monthly around the world, it’s clear that John’s vision struck a chord. Whether you’re into drifting, detailing, or just collecting cool car gear, Petrol Box delivers something fresh, useful, and fun every month.

As John puts it, “We’re filling a corner of the car enthusiast world that nobody else is doing right now.” And for those of us who already have all the toys and tools, Petrol Box is the perfect gift – or guilty pleasure.


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