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Crew Chief Eric: Uh, you ready, Tanya?
Sure. I’m doing one last,
Crew Chief Brad: okay. I’ve got, I’ve got my notes. I’m, I’m good to, all right.
Crew Chief Eric: You ready?
Crew Chief Brad: Yes. No. Yes.
Crew Chief Eric: All right. Bring us in.
Crew Chief Brad: Welcome to Drive through episode number 57. This is our monthly recap where we put together a menu of automotive motorsport and entertaining quote unquote, car adjacent news.
Now, let’s pull up the window, number one for some automotive news. How’s everybody doing?
Crew Chief Eric: We’re doing [00:01:00] well. We’re gonna talk about how we’re doing.
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah.
Crew Chief Eric: That’s our showcase of
how y’all doing.
Crew Chief Brad: Is it really? It is. I just, it just tied right into that. Look at that. I right on top of that, rose.
Crew Chief Eric: It’s like those where I posted on Discord, those mints, they’re called judgments.
The, the Golden Girls judgments.
Crew Chief Brad: Oh my God. You need to find some of those and bring them on Sunday.
Crew Chief Eric: Could have bought them. They were right there. But I was given the Bob Ross happy little Trees, mints. I mean, they’re all like Altoids or whatever at the end of the day, right?
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, yeah. But the judgments you could give to somebody and said, you’ve just been judged,
Crew Chief Eric: Tanya’s doing comparative shopping on HPD events.
’cause the prices are outrageous.
Executive Producer Tania: Yeah.
Crew Chief Brad: I, I have not looked at any of the pricing or anything. How bad is it?
Executive Producer Tania: You know what? Just tell me upfront The cost don’t make me go through, pretend like I’m registering. I wanna register based on the cost. I don’t wanna go through the steps to register to then find the cost.
Why is this complicated programming
Crew Chief Brad: that’s really dumb [00:02:00] because they want you to commit.
Crew Chief Eric: Uh oh, she’s having heart palpitations. It must be bad. It really boils down to what we’ve been saying for a while. There’s a lot of track days that are Tuesday, Wednesday, you know, you gotta take half the week off ’cause you got a trailer out there, you got a trailer back, and then it’s like $9 million to go to some track and you’re like, it’s not even a top tier IMSA track like Road Atlanta or Watkins Glen or
Crew Chief Brad: VIR.
You gotta pay. More money you have to burn vacation days, which is more, more money.
Crew Chief Eric: Yep. And
Crew Chief Brad: then you’re driving on like Jefferson.
Crew Chief Eric: Correct. For seven, $800.
Crew Chief Brad: That is stupid. And then nobody wants to instruct anymore. So they’re hurting for instructors.
Crew Chief Eric: Yep.
Crew Chief Brad: Feel like the HPDE is kind of going through a swan song right now.
Crew Chief Eric: We have hit a breaking point where we were trying to do the math and there are certain sanctioning bodies in the amateur club racing space where it is cheaper to go racing than it is to go do high performance driver’s education. [00:03:00] As an example, like at VRG event doing vintage racing, if you have a vintage car, one that qualifies, it is cheaper to go do that than it is to go run Summit Point on a de weekend.
It doesn’t make any sense. And at the end you’re going door to door, you don’t have to worry about point buys, everybody’s licensed and you get a trophy.
Crew Chief Brad: And if you don’t care about being competitive, then you don’t need to burn through brand new Hoosiers every session and shit like that. You just go out and have fun.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, exactly. Like I said, this month’s showcase is gonna be a little bit more personal, a little, little more anecdotal, if you will. Right. We got some stories to share. Mm-hmm. And I gotta start off with this one, Tanya, correct me if I’m wrong. You and I went out to dinner together the other night, walked into this place.
I turned to her and I said, oh my God. Look, it’s Daniel. It’s Mountain man Dan spitting image. It was his cousin, that’s for sure. We’re like, man, Daniel’s here. Holy cow. So then we’re sitting down to eat and Tanya like taps me and she’s like pointing out the window. I did a
Executive Producer Tania: double take,
Crew Chief Eric: dude.
Executive Producer Tania: This [00:04:00] guy was
Crew Chief Eric: your Doppel gang.
Executive Producer Tania: I thought you walked in. And I was like, oh. Oh
wait. No,
Crew Chief Brad: really?
Executive Producer Tania: Yeah. Same
color
Crew Chief Eric: hair, same height, same haircut, same like everything. We’re like Brad is here where we got the Daniel Doppelganger. This is incredible.
Crew Chief Brad: So what I didn’t tell you all was I was in Maryland hanging out with Daniel, trying to get my Simpson back and it didn’t work out.
Good luck
Crew Chief Eric: on that.
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. Yeah, he is probably sold it by now. Desiree’s probably wearing it for some reason.
Crew Chief Eric: It is a harness after all.
Crew Chief Brad: Hey, are we talking about Daniel or Gus?
Crew Chief Eric: Oh, no. Oh, those are some memories. BaZing.
That’s some
Crew Chief Eric: memories,
yeah.
Crew Chief Eric: Talking about track days. There’s a lot of hand ringing going on right now in terms of, you know, who’s going back to the track.
And there’s a lot of commotion on Discord today about, you know, back in the old days and we used to go to the track and there’s, it’s like, yeah, but a lot of people sold their cars. During COVID told them before [00:05:00] COVID, before COVID, slightly after COVID. People have been getting out of HBDE for a while and there’s been sort of a consumer and customer shift.
But the problem is, you know, you hear about these events, we’re full, we’re sold out, blah, blah blah. And you’re like, how? How? You’re charging like a thousand dollars a day to go to these racetracks. And it’s like, what?
Crew Chief Brad: They’re full and sold out the way. Tesla’s autopilot is autopilot. That’s how they’re full and sold out.
Crew Chief Eric: And you know, I had a conversation with several other instructors and, and even my wife, I haven’t decided yet. I did the CI gig a couple years ago. I’ve done some coaching on and off you. We went to VIR the last time, you know, all that kind of stuff. And it’s just like. My problem is I’m not stuck in the past.
My car’s not slow by any stretch of the imagination, right? But cars that people are bringing to the track, compared to the cars that we were bringing to the track 10 years ago, might as well be pirate ships and the Starship Enterprise. And there’s this level of like, [00:06:00] do I really wanna get into a 200 mile an hour hypercar and try to rein somebody in that just wants to go full Ricky, Bobby?
I don’t know. Maybe it’s, I’m getting old. That’s what it is.
Crew Chief Brad: Uh, no. It’s called intelligence
Crew Chief Eric: wisdom. We call it wisdom, right?
Crew Chief Brad: We call it wisdom. Yes. Through experience, we gain wisdom. And I’m the same way. You were coaching longer than I was. And yeah, I do not want to sit right seat with anybody ever again.
And I didn’t even have nearly as bad experiences as you’ve had. It’s just coaching wasn’t for me. And that was the only way I could afford to go, especially now with little kids. And I don’t have a car, so I’d have to borrow somebody’s car or rent a car or something. Coaching was the only way I was gonna go.
I just completely lost interest in, in coaching, you know, even before COVID, I was just like, man, I gotta sit right seat with somebody again. God, such a pain in the ass. Which is the last event that I did. I actually paid for the Audi Club event at EIR in November. I was like, I I, I just paid for that event.
Crew Chief Eric: Pay to play that way you’re left alone.
Crew Chief Brad: Exactly. Exactly. And I, I, [00:07:00] I only get eight sessions out on track, but they’re my sessions until I break the car. So I get two sessions. Yeah. You’re
Crew Chief Eric: not doing 16 sessions right. Where it’s like you gotta go in eight sessions of somebody else’s runs as well, you know?
No.
Crew Chief Brad: And then there’s nothing better. Nothing sweeter than packing up at like 10:00 AM on a Sunday wave and bye to all your friends who have to stay there till 5:00 PM and then drive six hours away.
Crew Chief Eric: Ah. Don’t remind
Crew Chief Brad: me. See ya. I’ll be home by like afternoon snack. I’ll be home before you guys leave. Yeah, right.
Coaching sucks. I’m just gonna put it out there.
Crew Chief Eric: There’s some very altruistic things about it where you’re like, I’m giving back and we’re teaching at future generation of drivers and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But it’s sort of weird too, like the looks you get from people when you’re like. Oh, well you drive that old thing and I’m like, yeah, and you got a R eight.
That’s awesome.
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. And I’m still gonna pass you. Yeah,
Crew Chief Eric: right. So all that aside, I mean it is getting more and more expensive and I think it is not just [00:08:00] a changing of the guard, but it’s also due to the economy. Things got really expensive during COVID. Inflation is real, as we know really what we do. It’s a luxury, right?
And it’s a fantasy and we’re living out our boy racer dreams and you know, going and having fun with our discretionary income and you know, all that kind of thing. But right now things are so crazy. Is it worth going to go spend 700 bucks at Summit Point when I used to spend 200 bucks? And so you’re kinda like, let me pump the brakes for a second and be smart about this.
Because with all the dozing and the layoffs and the constant consternation that’s out there, we just don’t know what’s going on. And to boot, now we gotta retract. Some of the stuff we talked about last month with our trouble with tariffs episode.
Crew Chief Brad: I also think we should make a clarification that we’re not retracting the highest seat in all the land is retracting.
Crew Chief Eric: Do we even have tariffs anymore? Like I don’t know what the heck’s going on.
Crew Chief Brad: No. We still do tariffs to do chips because? Chips, because [00:09:00] tariffs.
Executive Producer Tania: No, they’re still all out there. That’s for sure. The automotive ones held. But then previous agreements with Mexico and Canada aren’t being voided. So basically certain parts that are being imported from those countries are not impacted by the tariffs.
So they’re not seeing a tariff, but like everything else still is. Brad sweatpants are, we know that I, I don’t know. Because then how do other cars imported?
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah.
Executive Producer Tania: Those are still, I guess, subject to that particular country’s particular randomly assigned tariff rate.
Crew Chief Brad: I, I’d hate to be the person who has to account for audit and track all of that.
Crew Chief Eric: I just wanna know where the money goes. We’re imposing all these tariffs and where is the money going if it’s actually being collected to lower our deficit. Right. You know, I’m not gonna get into that discussion, but this goes back to our anecdotal showcase for this month. So we’re at dinner after we saw your doppelganger and this mountain man [00:10:00] van clone that was out there.
Crew Chief Brad: What did I order? Where was I?
Crew Chief Eric: It was barbecue joint. You ordered a barbecue, place some, yeah, some ribs and
Crew Chief Brad: some cornbread. Definitely got the pulled pork then. Yeah, yeah,
Crew Chief Eric: for sure. Right? Yeah. So as we’re sitting there enjoying our meal, talking with our friends who we hadn’t seen in a while, they were telling us about their new car buying experience, and I’m trying my best poker face because we talk about this stuff every month and I’m like, if you don’t have to, don’t do it.
Blah, blah, blah. You’ve heard me rant about this and I’m just like head in hand. Again, trying not to show my cards and I understand why. You know, their son is now of driving age, so they gave him mom’s van and she’s sort of lamenting about missing the van and she lived outta the van for so many years and she loves her van and blah, blah blah, and this and that.
And they tell us this story about, you know, there’ve been a Toyota family for a long time and she wanted to get like a RAV4 hybrid. But you know, the fictitious countdown timer, like our DeLorean timer, if you remember that was rolling down and you know they gotta buy a [00:11:00] car before the tariffs hit. Like a long story short, they ended up buying a Honda and she’s.
Not really in love with it. She’s sort of okay with it. So it made me stop and think for a second. Maybe it’s my tinfoil hat. Was all this a scam to get people to buy new cars because the automotive market has been soft for the last couple years and people are keeping their cars longer.
Crew Chief Brad: Yes.
Executive Producer Tania: Yes and no.
Okay. I think the tariffs exist. I think there’s a certain amount of sensationalism and panic that went with the communication of it. Oh, what was I just listening to? Where they were talking about tariffs and this, that, and the other, and there’s actually, there’s people taking advantage of it. Like we said, what would happen?
Right. How do you know what a company’s doing? And there’s people that have no right to be charging tariffs and they’re just marking stuff up. Because they can, because everybody else is marking stuff up. Yeah. That’s very real. And that’s happening. I’m seeing in my own world right now at work and procuring stuff where it’s like our prices are rising.
Oh, and look, there’s a line here at the bottom that says tariff and literally like tariff, [00:12:00] blah, blah, blah. And it’s like, okay, now you just have this extra chunk of money that I’m paying for. What
Crew Chief Eric: again?
Executive Producer Tania: Where’s the money going? Allegedly into the Department of Treasuries, bank account, Uhhuh. So is it a scam?
I, I don’t know. Did the automotive industry and others probably take advantage of, you know, fanfare and hype? I. To drive some extra sales at the end of the month. Probably, no doubt. In theory, it shouldn’t apply to what’s on the lot already because they’ve already been imported, they’ve passed through customs, so it should only apply to vehicles assembled, post the line in the sand or whatever.
And then any other cars that are coming off the boat from other countries. How fast is the inventory moving? I don’t know. Who are you to say that you know, X, Y, ZBMW from Germany off the line was here or not here already? Yeah. Right. Like I, I think it’s unfortunate the consumer loses. All the time because at the end of the day, yeah, it’s the person bringing it in.
Who, who’s gotta pay the tariff to us. And you know what they’re all gonna do is it [00:13:00] all ends up back to the consumer. ’cause they’re gonna raise their prices to cover it. I’m like,
Crew Chief Eric: and I couldn’t do the math. Maybe it was the barbecue sauce or something that was affecting my reasoning, but buy another used car for a 16-year-old.
Executive Producer Tania: And you know what, I was thinking about this the other day in that thought process. And I think there was something else I was listening to. I listen to a lot of like WTOP these days. So I I, I hear a lot more. Oh my
Crew Chief Brad: God, you move into Eric’s neighborhood and all of a sudden you’re Eric.
She’s worse. I’ll listen to NPR, but I won’t
Crew Chief Eric: listen to WT
Crew Chief Brad: P oh NPR.
That’s right. NPRI had
Executive Producer Tania: a long drive. And the music selection and the radio banter gets old pretty fast into the drive.
True, true.
Executive Producer Tania: At any rate, so they have the relevant news. Conversations that they get you up to. Speed. Right up to speed. Look at that segue. Anyway, so I think they were even saying something and it prompted my thought and back to that night in that conversation and I was thinking, okay, the year 2025, you’ve got a kid that’s coming to driving age and you go [00:14:00] and they need a car.
What’s wrong with buying them a used car? Because the used cars that are in the bracket to buy now, ’cause everyone’s argument’s always safety, right? Oh, it’s gotta be safe. Ugh. Well, a car that you’re gonna go buy that’s 10, 15 years old. Is way safer than when we, yeah, were 16 and we’re getting the 10 to 15-year-old car, and it was perfectly okay then.
But like the car in my background right now, I mean it’s safe. Sure. Got no airbag so it’s not safe. But back then it was no big deal. Today you go and be like, oh, I’m gonna get a used Corolla that’s 10, 15 years old that used Corolla. Is. A hundred times safer than this 40-year-old car. And that was my first car.
So like
Crew Chief Eric: what’s wrong with getting somebody a used car? And to your point, have you seen those crash tests where they take your favorite car, the Malibu, and like run it up against like a 1950s Cadillac that’s like the size of a school [00:15:00] bus and it’ll just destroy it? Like it’s absolutely bonkers how strong the cars are, even from like 10 years ago.
To your point.
Executive Producer Tania: Well, I was even thinking like, you could go back at this point 20 years ago. Oh yeah. A 2005, which actually is my daily driver. I don’t think it’s a death trap. It’s got all the airbags, curtain, this, the other steering wheel, dashboard, all that stuff. I don’t have all the nannies. This is what reminded me of it.
It was an article on LinkedIn and the person was talking about how when you’re buying the cars for kids these days, you should absolutely be buying them a brand new car because again, it’s the safety and this that and the other. And people were making arguments about, well, no, like an older car with less nannies makes them a better driver.
They’re just gonna get complacent with all this automated turn signal and the blind spot detector thing where CAR is doing it all for them. Like, no, you don’t need to. And I, and that’s what got me thinking of this, I’m like, again, the 20 years minus 2025, that car is still perfectly safe for somebody to drive.
Yeah, yeah, for sure. It’s a lot different story than. In 2000 and you went back 20 years. The [00:16:00] 1980. Yeah. And you’re like, oh, I want this 1980 car as my first car.
Crew Chief Eric: And that also drove us into another part of the conversation. So I asked, ’cause I was really curious and Brad, you were on the, what should I buy for my first time driver in Teenage Driver episode?
And if you remember, we were pressing one of the panelists about what it was gonna cost to ensure a 16-year-old new driver in 2025. Oh, I forgot about this. Right. Good shit. So Rob
Executive Producer Tania: Lores, if you’re listening, brace yourself. Holy crap. So I was expecting, she was like, yeah, you know, had to go through the insurance.
We got the quote and she’s like, you will not believe what it was. And in my head I was thinking, okay. ’cause she, what did she say for the two of them? It, they were only paying like 2,500 bucks or something. Yeah, something like that. Maybe. Or not even that. Yeah, I don’t even know if it was that high. I can’t remember.
But something in that neighborhood of 2000 or something. So I said, in my head I was thinking, okay, probably doubled. So I’m thinking like, okay, you’re probably not at like close to five grand or something. No, [00:17:00] ON to the G times three. Literally $15,000 is what the insurance company quoted to add their son 15 GT FO one, five and three zeros.
So then she said, oh, hell’s no, basically. And I don’t know what ensued and da, da da. At the end of the day, it came down to around the 5,000 number that we were all kind of guessing was gonna be it. But the original quote was 15,000. How
Crew Chief Brad: did the insurance company justify that number? He’s mail and 16 done.
But still, it doesn’t fucking matter.
Crew Chief Eric: Do you remember when you got insurance at 16? I remember when I got my first bill and I was paying more than my parents.
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, I was, what my mine was, it was $3,600 a year and I was. Working to pay car insurance. Yeah. For a car I could only drive to [00:18:00] work.
Yep.
Self-fulfilling prophecy, I think that’s called is a circular reference.
Crew Chief Brad: Yes. And I only needed the job to pay for the car insurance.
Executive Producer Tania: And you needed the car to get to the job that you needed to pay for the car insurance. To pay for the car to get, exactly, exactly.
Crew Chief Eric: So when the train leaves Boston and the other one leaves Arizona, how many Lito’s pizzas is that?
Crew Chief Brad: It’s not enough. Lito’s pizzas. Okay. So 15 grand. I feel like you’re in a world of hurt.
Executive Producer Tania: No wonder you gotta get paid $40 an hour to work at McDonald’s.
Crew Chief Brad: I feel like they need to sue the insurance company for predatory. Yeah. Policies because that is absurd. Not even that. The policy that they landed on, is that with the same insurance company?
Executive Producer Tania: Yes, I think so.
Crew Chief Brad: Okay. Then what did the insurance company do to justify that 15,000 fucking dollars?
Crew Chief Eric: I don’t know. ’cause I asked her too, like when I got insurance on my car. ’cause it was old when I got it, and I’m sure you did this too. Our parents are sort of like liability only on the car, do the personal injury protection like you’re supposed to.
That’s state [00:19:00] required. That way you know if something happens, but write the car off. Yeah. You’re buying a cheap car. You wouldn’t put full coverage on a 20-year-old car with a 16-year-old driver. It just doesn’t make any sense. Right.
Crew Chief Brad: But, but but, but if you’re buying a brand new car and you’ve got a loan on it, you need concrete.
Yes. It’s, you need collision, you need liability, you need the bells and the whistles. And there’s your 15 grand on top of a $40,000 car.
Executive Producer Tania: Well, they gave in the old minivan, so that wasn’t necessarily the case.
Crew Chief Brad: Oh, true, true, true. But I mean, just say people in general that are saying you need to buy a brand new car.
Executive Producer Tania: There’s other people
Crew Chief Eric: that
Executive Producer Tania: would do
Crew Chief Eric: something like that.
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. People with no brains.
Crew Chief Eric: So granted, there’s some mitigating circumstances here. They’re adding a third car, which is her new car, versus he’s getting the hand me down. But then he’s the new driver and all those, you know, amortization tables that they go through, all that kind of stuff.
But what I thought was really interesting,
Crew Chief Brad: but there’s more,
Crew Chief Eric: well wait, there’s more. Get out your slap chop for this one. I kept thinking we saw doppelganger Brad. I was like, Brad is hose man, two boys. They get to driving age, it’s gonna be like a million dollars to insure these [00:20:00] kids. Right. But what she told us was, it makes no difference.
Now, male or female, they have leveled the playing field. There is parody
Executive Producer Tania: quality baby.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.
Executive Producer Tania: But we burned our brass for
Crew Chief Brad: not to vote, but to pay more for car insurance.
Crew Chief Eric: So I’m basically screwed as well. I’m like, oh my God,
Crew Chief Brad: this is why you buy an old piece of crap car.
Crew Chief Eric: But see, the thing is I keep telling the wife, we gotta buy ’em now and then just park ’em in the driveway until it’s time because the price of used cars is going back up again like it was during COVID because of all the shenanigans that’s going on.
So it’s like when you get to driving age. You’re gonna spend 30 grand on a used car for a 16-year-old kid and then have $15,000 worth of, it’s insane. It’s absolutely bonkers. Just that gives me the agita just thinking about it. You know what I mean?
Executive Producer Tania: Who knows. Even how the automotive landscape changes, I would assume in the next 10 years is probably not gonna be so drastic.
But I don’t know anymore [00:21:00] the world like,
Crew Chief Eric: I mean, unless they start introducing the sodium batteries and all this other kind of stuff, even the EVs, you can’t,
Executive Producer Tania: it depends, like somebody wanted to be a jerk. What if there’s mandates that say cars have to have X, Y, Z features on them? Yeah. I’d have to bend all my cars.
Crew Chief Brad: Do you mean like rear cameras?
Executive Producer Tania: Cameras forward cameras, yeah. Automatic braking because all the new cars have to have all that stuff. Yeah. So what if there becomes. Even like airbags and stuff. Oh, it becomes illegal. Suddenly you can’t be driving a car other than if you’re towing it to a car show or something like your cars have to, you know, blah, blah, blah.
Those kind of things. Like suddenly there’s a whole swath of the used market that what do we do? Crush ’em all. I don’t
Crew Chief Brad: know. It’s so funny to me that they’ve got all these features that are mandated as standard for safety reasons, which you would think, oh, if they make the car safer, then the insurance could, should go down.
Never does. But then they also make the cars more expensive, which means they’re more expensive to replace and repair, which makes the insurance costs go up. So you’re always screwed.
Crew Chief Eric: [00:22:00] And the driving tests are even simpler now than when we were started driving. Did you know that they don’t even do parallel parking anymore?
Stuff like that is like not even on the test. And I’m like, are you? You kidding me? Especially on the East coast, if you don’t know how to parallel park out here, I don’t know what you’re doing because every city is a gajillion years old and that’s all you can do, whatever. Anyway, so to Tanya’s point about the automotive landscape, jalopnik another one of our favorite sources for automotive news.
Put an article together estimating what it would cost for an all American made car, let’s say in the next five years. Tanya, what is that number That they just, my God, $400,000.
Executive Producer Tania: What’s the insurance on? $400,000 car.
Crew Chief Eric: $4 million, right? I don’t know. It’s a lot. So Brad, this leans back into your dashboard confessional about why it’s cheaper to keep her.
And oddly enough, I always used to think it was like a track thing. You know, when we used to go to the track, I. And one car would break and then they would all like [00:23:00] systemically have like a pandemic of their own and then everybody’s in the pit trying to like fix their cars. And it was, it was really weird coincidence.
So you’re talking about your car and all this kind of thing. And then I suffered a near catastrophic failure on the Jeep and a knock on wood, I’ve had no issues with it in the last 11 years
Crew Chief Brad: except for the oil, the oil line. You had an oil line issue from the turbo.
Crew Chief Eric: Well that’s what I’m getting to, right?
Crew Chief Brad: Well it came back
Crew Chief Eric: different. So I had one in the beginning where it was smoking in the cabin, but they fixed that under warranty. It was a BS thing. Yeah. This would’ve left me debilitated on the side of the road. So long story short, I found out that the transmission cooler line was rubbing into the oil pan, and it had cut itself a hole.
And if it vibrated the wrong way, it would just start puking transmission fluid everywhere. I thought it was, the oil pan was leaking. And I discovered this after a couple days of driving into the city, as I tend to do when my wife’s outta town, to, you know, drop the girls off and stuff. And so it got to the point where it was puddling in the driveway like significantly.
And I’m like, Ooh, we got a big [00:24:00] issue. Got under there, figured it out. And I figured, all right, I’ll order new part. We’re in the middle of tariff time. I will bite the bullet. The Jeep has been a workhorse for years. It’s dependable, it’s reliable. I love it. It’s a great place to be and all that. And I order the part from a Mopar Parts place in Texas.
I’m like, yeah, exciting. It’s, uh, it’s 200 bucks. I’ll change it. It looks like it’s gonna be a pretty big job. No biggie. I’ve done worse. They call me two days later and they’re like, so the part you ordered is not the part for your Jeep. The part you want is no longer available. What? Oh, you’re kidding me.
Right? So I started looking into it. It has to do with the diesel, it has to do with the transfer case, the way it routes, you know, they only made 35,000 of those particular Jeeps in two years. Like global production numbers were very, very low. So a lot of this very specific parts are starting to disappear, which has got me a little bit nervous.
So I started calling around, trying to see is there new old stock somewhere? Is somebody sitting on one by chance? Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. So I, two options I’m gonna take to the fab shop and have it all ripped out, [00:25:00] replaced custom made lines, and you know, pay the piper do that.
But my first course of action. Was the tried and true fix it with some Volkswagen parts.
Crew Chief Brad: Oh well yeah, that’s how you fix anything.
Crew Chief Eric: That’s how, yeah. So once again, the legend continues. Mm-hmm. My Jeep is back on the road, although I need to do, I now need to refill the transmission ’cause I don’t know how much fluid I’ve lost.
So it’s still parked, but it is no longer leaking. So this is awesome.
Uh
Crew Chief Eric: oh. Yeah. The Jeep’s been down, which means I’m driving the wagon again.
Crew Chief Brad: I didn’t realize you had stopped driving the wagon.
Crew Chief Eric: Wait, do I not know this story? No, no, no, no, no. So like, I’ve had to go on some excursions now, like I drove up to Watkins Glen with it and like all these longer trips because you know, I had all this stuff planned and it’s not gonna stop me and I, the car’s 23 years old now.
It’s like I’m not worried about it. It’s been reliable too as all get out. But this goes back to the conversation of when we were younger, you in the old days, the good old days, we were beating our chest. We had our first cars and [00:26:00] it didn’t matter if the AC worked because what did we have? We had AC 2 55 rolled the windows down 55 mile an hour, except when it’s the rainy season and it’s humid and it’s gross and you have no air conditioning, that is the most disgusting place on the planet to be.
Oh, and by the way, when you get stuck in traffic with a VR six, uh, where does all the heat from the engine compartment end? In the interior.
Mm-hmm.
Executive Producer Tania: That’s like this car here. You have this blast of
air. No matter
Executive Producer Tania: what, it
Crew Chief Eric: burns your leg. I had to go to a meeting and I had to drive quite a ways. I got stuck in track.
It took me three hours to get where I was going and first gear most of the way. And I’m just like, please God, don’t let me have like big armpit, sweat stains. It was like a sauna in there. I was just dying. And then you try to crack the windows and then shit’s all fogging up. Oh, it was awful.
Crew Chief Brad: So I’m gonna give you a life hack.
What you do is you find a gym, right? You a national chain with the most [00:27:00] locations.
Crew Chief Eric: Okay?
Crew Chief Brad: You sign up for the national membership, get in. I heard about this. You take a change of clothes with you and then you shower. Right by wherever your destination is. Planet Fitness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. You sign up Planet Fitness, $20 a month gets you the black membership, which is the uhhuh, all the, the national membership.
And then you can shower anywhere. You take a change. Clothes
Crew Chief Eric: in the context of Big Brother is always listening. They always say Your phone is always listening or recording or doing whatever. It’s like, who cares? Popped up in my feed, you know, after I lost 10 pounds of sweat, another op article, windows down impact on miles per gallon versus air conditioning.
And I’m like, oh, here we go. So I read the article and it’s always the same old story. Parasitic drag of the air condition on the motor, chew up miles per gallon, especially the hotter it is, yada yada, yada. So if you can deal with AC 2 55, like when we were young and dumb, you’re gonna get better gas mileage.
So I will say in testament to that, would you like to guess what I was getting on the highway out of a [00:28:00] 23-year-old, six cylinder.
Executive Producer Tania: I can’t guess. I don’t
Crew Chief Eric: care
Executive Producer Tania: what.
Crew Chief Eric: He is like, it’s better than my truck.
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. My, my, yeah. My truck sits solidly at 16.
Crew Chief Eric: I am proud of my vr. 6 28 miles to the gallon.
Crew Chief Brad: 28 is impressive.
I was gonna say 21.
Crew Chief Eric: Right. 28 miles to the gallon. That’s damn good. And that’s not some BS computer figuring out, that’s literally, I drove this far and I pumped that much. That’s what I consume from full. So even if I’m off by a couple miles, let’s say it’s 26, dude, that’s pretty damn good for let’s say almost 25-year-old car.
Crew Chief Brad: We’re a quote unquote performance car.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. And I’m chipped and everything else. It’s like, come on. But that’s not the end of our Volkswagen drama, is it Tanya?
Crew Chief Brad: Well, there’s more
Crew Chief Eric: act now for just 9 99 a month. So you know Tanya got her diesel back on the road, right?
Crew Chief Brad: I did not. You do the motor swab?
Yeah.
Fresh motor and all that. We want me to talk about my
Executive Producer Tania: beetle woes.
Crew Chief Eric: We have a mystery on our hands.
Executive Producer Tania: We started off talking about track days, this, that, and the other, right? Yeah. I [00:29:00] haven’t done a track day. I didn’t do any last year because I was driving the beetle all year and I said, I can’t risk my only car now.
Something happening and then I don’t have a car to drive. Granted, the VR six would’ve been at my disposal had I needed it,
Crew Chief Eric: which you used it for a time, which I did have
Executive Producer Tania: to use a couple times. But nonetheless, I said, you know, I’m not gonna do any track days. We end up doing any, we’ll share the other VR six or something and blah, blah.
So in hindsight, I think it was very good that I didn’t do any track days. I started having this mysterious issue where I was watching the temperature gauge go really high and then it would suddenly swing back down and then it would go really high and swing back down and then settle back and be like normal.
And that’s my secondary temperature gauge the actual. Temperature gauge of the car doesn’t exist, and it’s just a colored light that changes for you. Mm-hmm. Never went red to indicate that there was some sort of catastrophic temperature situation that was happening. So I’m like, okay, maybe my gauge is going bad, you know, blah, blah, blah.
This was also winter time. This was also around the time when it was literally [00:30:00] below zero Fahrenheit in the area, which I think was also a blessing. So cars running fine, running great poles, all this stuff. I got the other car back running.
Crew Chief Eric: It was just before. It was
Executive Producer Tania: just before I was about to get the other car back running.
We said, oh, let’s take a look at it, see what’s going on. Realize the coolant wasn’t circulating. We opened up the thermostat. Thought it looked kind of funny when you looked in on the water pump. Thought, oh, maybe the water pump blew up somehow, you know, and it’s not circulating. So we said, while we were at it, we swapped to an open thermostat, blah, blah, blah.
Put all that back together. Turned the car back on, trying to get things flowing again, diagnosed this, that, and the other. Long story short, suddenly it starts billowing white smoke out the back and like the temperature’s rising, the coolant’s not flowing. We’re like, shut it down. I bring it back, park it in my garage.
Next thing you know, I’ve got an oil puddle that magically appeared. The car doesn’t drip a fricking dot of oil. Suddenly I have a puddle of oil under it. Long story short, I guess whatever we were doing when we were running it, trying to diagnose [00:31:00] it and get the coolant running, I blew up the turbo.
Crew Chief Brad: Holy crap.
Executive Producer Tania: I got oil coming out the exhaust pipe. That’s how blown the turbo is. Milkshake oil coming out the exhaust, that thing shot. We started taking it apart, pulled the water pump out to find that the water pump’s perfectly fine. And I got worried ’cause we changed another thing at the same time while we were at it, we’re in it 42 draft oil catch can, we swapped it so we closed off the top.
So basically, I think it started frothing the oil because I, I pulled like the dipstick out to check and suddenly it was like milky looking and I was like, holy shit. The head gasket like, what’s going on? Oh my god. Before we touch anything, I drained some of the oil, took a sample, sent it out. ’cause like if the head gasket is blown, the whole thing’s coming out, there’s no point in doing a timing belt service, this, that and the other.
Right. Oil sample came back, said everything was fine. There was no trace of any coolant in the oil or anything. So I think whatever we did with the catch can was bad that it wasn’t. Freezing and it like frost the oil or whatever. Fine, we’ll figure that out. Meantime, when we’re going to like investigate the coolant and [00:32:00] all that stuff.
The antifreeze, shimmers, like glittery, nail polish. Oh
it’s
Executive Producer Tania: crazy. Like fairy dust inside, like metal shavings, like very, very fine, fine. Like everywhere.
Crew Chief Brad: Awesome.
Executive Producer Tania: But the water pump came out perfectly fine. Nothing wrong with it spins, no signs of any damage. The bearings all good. So you know, mystery saga continues.
And the other alarming thing that happened when all the temperature stuff in the winter, I had no heat in the car. And I thought at first because everything, the car was running great and blah, blah blah, but I would have no heat. So yeah, it was fun times at zero degrees. In a car that had no heat, car actually seals pretty well that car.
So I started taking apart the dashboard, which is still half apart. ’cause I was thinking, okay, maybe something happened in, in the, the doors, like the door flaps weren’t opening, so the heat’s there, but it’s not coming out and this, that and the other. But all that looked fine, da da da. So anyway, they finally got to tackling it again this past weekend.
I think it was. Did the timing belt service, put the auxiliary water pump in. I got a new radiator ’cause we [00:33:00] figured okay, the water pump was fine. The thermostat’s not the problem. This isn’t the problem. That’s not the problem. Maybe the radiator collapsed and that’s why there’s all the metal shavings. So ordered a brand new radiator.
The radiator is ancient. Who cares? They’re not that expensive. Put everything back together. It’s like still not really circulating the coolant with a hose. We were able to put the water everywhere through to the system and eventually there was some air still in it. So we got some of the air out and then I started finally feeling like heat coming through.
I think there’s a problem with the temperature sensors, which I just got today. So we’ll replace those on the radiator and the one that controls the fans because the fans weren’t turning on, which is kind of weird as the car was getting up the temperature and we’re sitting there and I’m like, the fans should be coming on now and they’re not.
Shut it back down before I Cher NOL something else
Crew Chief Brad: and the fans work.
Executive Producer Tania: So I turned the AC on and then the fans started spinning. So the fans do work, but if the thermostat and the switches and the things aren’t telling what the temperature to turn the fans on when the coolant’s getting hot, so be it.
Nonetheless, I don’t have my track car still for [00:34:00] like, it’s been months now. I think I got the other car up at the end of February, early March.
Mm-hmm.
Executive Producer Tania: And the beetle went down. Basically the same time two weeks before.
Mm-hmm.
Executive Producer Tania: And then I was borrowing the VR six and uh, it’s been down ever since. So all this track dock, I can’t go ’cause the car’s not fixed
Crew Chief Eric: and I can’t go ’cause I can’t tow.
Crew Chief Brad: Wow. So if I recall correctly, there was the motor from the Gus.
Executive Producer Tania: Yes. This whole saga. It was, if we have to pull the motor because something catastrophic happens, you’re
Crew Chief Brad: putting the gus in. Yeah.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. We’re putting in a 300 horsepower. Four cylinder in it. Yes. A hundred percent. Yeah. Then maybe it’s time. So, so Tanya,
Crew Chief Brad: did you blow up the beetle on purpose?
Crew Chief Eric: No.
Crew Chief Brad: To get the Gus
No.
Crew Chief Brad: You should have, years ago. Not at all.
Executive Producer Tania: I was very upset thinking that, like something with, of course, like the head gasket blew and then I Chernobyl the whole motor. I mean, I’m very upset that, that I unnecessarily, accidentally, basically killed the turbo. But [00:35:00] hopefully that won’t be too much of a tragedy.
The Beatle will ride again. That’s all I’m saying. Well, it’s just that it’s so tight in there. Uh. The nightmare of getting that out. That turbo worries me though. I did watch a video of somebody, I was like, all right, lemme see how bad it’s, well,
Crew Chief Brad: it’s not that bad if you just take the whole motor out.
Executive Producer Tania: Well, they didn’t.
They didn’t,
Crew Chief Brad: but you should.
Crew Chief Eric: So the joke has always been with the Beatle service position in engine out. Yeah. Tell ’em about what you discovered in the Bentley manual.
Executive Producer Tania: So the last time we had the bumper off, I don’t even know how we got the bumper off because the way the car is designed, so where the headlights are, there’s a piece of the fender that comes down and meets the bumper and in behind in all encapsulated that you can only stick your finger through.
There’s these two torques and it holds part of the. One side of the fender to the bumper. Somehow we managed to take this off another time. How we got them back on, I don’t know. We, honey, I shrunk the kids and somehow got in there and like twisted the thing. It’s [00:36:00] impossible. So I, I said, let me look up some videos like have take the bumper off the beetle.
And then I watched somebody do it and I was like, huh, lemme look at the Bentley manual. Oh, they said the same thing. The way to get the bumper off is you take the fenders and the bumper off all as one piece and you take all of it off. So all of it is off my car right now. Holy
Crew Chief Brad: crap.
Crew Chief Eric: Like I walked into her garage and I’m like, what did you do?
And it looks like a dune buggy because the way the frame rails come down, it like cuts the nose off. It’s wild. Very mad maxi. It’s pretty cool. And then what’s really neat is the timing belt job becomes whoa, really easy when you take the headlight out. ’cause you could just put your hand in sideways. Yeah.
Which you can’t do on a golfer, a Jetta. So I’m like, oh, this is awesome. So you just dismantle half the car. And then you can do the job. It’s no problem.
Executive Producer Tania: I was always really worried about like taking the fenders off. I was like, oh my God, we take the fenders off and every, everything, like they’ve never been off that I know of and it’s like [00:37:00] all your panel gaps are never gonna line up anymore, so it’s gonna be a disaster when it goes back together.
But actually there’s like studs, so it’s like you can’t misalign it ’cause it only goes on one way. Right? So I’m like, okay, this, this isn’t that bad. Then they, they actually thought about this since apparently the service position has Take it all off.
Crew Chief Brad: Eric, I think you need to send Tanya on a trip or the next time she goes on a trip, you need to take the beetle apart and put the gus in and she’s just gonna come home to a 300 horsepower beetle.
That’s what needs to happen.
Crew Chief Eric: That was the plan. That’s a built boater. It’s ready to go
Executive Producer Tania: except for the minor custom things that do need to still be done to be it, it needs a
Crew Chief Eric: downpipe once it goes in, but it’s gonna be a rocket ship for sure. ’cause I mean, you remember that car VIR It would just leave people.
It was like say
Crew Chief Brad: yeah. So I, I say just do that. Just do that. Stop messing around with a motor that you haven’t even fully diagnosed yet. Just do the Gus ran when parked.
Crew Chief Eric: A hundred percent. All right, so as we wrap out our anecdotal showcase here, I mentioned, you know, I was driving to the city. I’ve been on these [00:38:00] long trips lately, and you know, I got some windshield time listening to podcasts, listening to old drive-throughs and memories gone by and stuff like that.
Aw. I did some car spotting while I was on the road as I like to do, because, you know, I don’t get bored. I’m just constantly looking around. Right. First up on the list. Remember how last month we were talking about the new facelift, Tesla Y and how? Oh ha ha. That must be ai. They put the cyber truck front end on it, blah, blah, blah, blah.
No, that’s for real. It actually doesn’t look bad. I’ll be honest. I never thought the Tesla model Y looked bad. I was always thought it was funny. It was made with Home Depot parts. But the thing is the redesign is interesting. The rear end is also interesting. They made it, it almost looks like a previous generation Dodge Charger with that kind of skinny light going across the back.
So all in all, I kinda like it. I’m not saying I’m gonna run out and buy one, but I got to see it in person. It looks better than it does in photograph ’cause it does look fake in photos. So on top of that, did a quintuple take? If I could do one, I got to see, ’cause I didn’t think they existed. I think they’re like Tyrannosaurus Rexes.
[00:39:00] The new two door ev. Dodge Charger. That thing is awesome. It looks really cool. Too bad it doesn’t have the thump of a Hemi coming out of it, but it looks badass. It is low. It is wide. At first, you kind of think it’s like some modified challenger. Because it’s two door instead of, you know, the typical four door charger that we’re used to the last couple years.
But with that skinny grill, oh, it just, it is menacing. It is tough. It’s terrific. Like I really, really liked it. And honestly, if it had a gas or a hybrid option, I would go look at one, like to go just to test drive one, because I was really, really impressed with its stance and the way it just stands out on the road.
And it was a really pretty color too. And I was just like, oh man, that’s super cool.
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah, I can’t say I’ve ever actually seen one on the road, but I know that the dealers are selling ’em for like $10,000 under MSRP ’cause they can’t move ’em.
Crew Chief Eric: They’re also, they’re stopping
Crew Chief Brad: already.
Crew Chief Eric: They’re discontinuing it in one [00:40:00] year.
It’s like the shortest production run of any stellantis product because they can’t move ’em. Well the problem is they’re built in Canada. Ah, there we go. Tariffs. Oh, there we go. There we go. Boom. None that maple syrup. And then finally, the last one, and I know Tanya saw one too, about the same time period.
It’s the first time I’ve seen one. Again, they’re wild. There’s rare as hen’s teeth, and that’s the new Z 400, which, you know, I am still very much in love with that car. The redesigned one that’s coming out with the double grill, I think that’s even better looking. But this one, at first, I couldn’t tell what it was.
I just see this black, low wide, big wheels tires, and I just hear this V six sound coming tinted windows, and I’m like, what is that? And it’s coming at me, right? It took me a minute to figure it out. But there’s that peculiar style of the new Z headlights where it’s sort of like the Nike Swoosh thing.
It’s got going on with the LEDs and that’s when I recognize it. But in all black DCH chromed with a body kit, oh dude, it is [00:41:00] tough. That is a angry looking car. And when he went by just from the back with the red lights and kind of reminiscent of the 300 ZX turbos, it was like, holy crap. That is a. Good looking car.
Much like the three 50 Z was a really good looking car when you fixed them up. And did the whole JDM fast and furious stuff to ’em? Yeah, so I think the new Z 400 really wears aftermarket stuff really, really nicely. So mad props to that guy. Oh dude, I’m in love all over again with the ZI
Crew Chief Brad: love the three 70 Zs.
I like the redesign above the three 50. Like I, the three 50 was, it was a nice looking car, but I, I liked, I really liked the three seventies. A neat little benefit to doing the weight reduction mod on myself is that I. My ass is smaller. The cars that I would never have dreamed of being able to drive are now, I mean, my height is my height.
I mean, I’m, I’m, I can’t do anything about being six four, but with my body getting smaller, my chest size is getting smaller. You know, I, I can [00:42:00] foresee fitting in cars like maybe A BRZ or the new Z, or I don’t know about the sra ’cause the SRA is tight for someone who’s sub six feet tall. So probably not that.
But I’m adding all these cars to my list of potential future purchase within five to 10 years or so. And I’m gonna have to add the 400 Z to that list because I like them in the pictures and I’d like a three 70 Z. But who knows what’s gonna happen. But being able to fit in some of these smaller cars that I could not fit in before, it’s a neat little benefit.
Crew Chief Eric: And the new Z, you’ve heard me say it before ’cause I’ve sat in one, to me, it’s. The Japanese 9 28. It’s a big grand tour. There’s a ton of space once you get in it because it’s real low. Yeah. Once you sort of drop in it, you realize, you’re like, man, I got like a foot of headroom in here. And unlike the supra, to your point where the roof cuts off really fast.
Yeah.
Crew Chief Eric: You at six four could get in a Z with a helmet on. I think there’s plenty of space in there.
Crew Chief Brad: The problem is, if I go and look at one now, I’m gonna wanna bring it home
Crew Chief Eric: a [00:43:00] thousand
Crew Chief Brad: percent. I, I, I can’t do that. So I, I have to wait. And that’s why I asked last time when we were talking about this, because the last time we discussed the, how the production numbers and the numbers sold.
It’s outselling the super now. That’s a good thing for the used car market in a couple years. ’cause that, that means there’ll be a lot more of them to choose from when I’m ready to buy.
Crew Chief Eric: For sure. Sweet. Well that concludes our, our little adventure. We should probably move on and talk a little bit more.
Volkswagen, Audi in Porsche. I don’t even know what to think about this. So there’s a new GTI coming, but it’s not your grandma’s. GTI,
Executive Producer Tania: what is it? The ID 3G TI That is it an electric car?
Crew Chief Eric: Uh, Uhhuh. They are going whole hog on this electric thing at Volkswagen. We’re gonna talk a little bit more about that in a second, but I don’t like it.
I don’t,
it’s a horrible. But, but it’s not great. It’s a
Crew Chief Brad: Chevy Spark.
Executive Producer Tania: Yeah. Thank you. And that’s the side profile that I just got stuck on. It has that shape and this weird two-tone. Yes. [00:44:00] Doesn’t do anything for it. It’s almost like the inner color. I’m like, Hmm, that back that, if you just tilted that up a little bit, that’s a Mark four right there.
Let’s talk about the price. How much is it?
Crew Chief Eric: $54,000.
Executive Producer Tania: And it’s made in Germany. So we gotta add what’s their tariff? Roulette wheel. 60,000 on top of that. Yeah.
Crew Chief Brad: But it’s gonna have 335 horsepower. Yes. One of the most powerful GTIs produced.
Crew Chief Eric: It’s gonna have 335 electrons. Are they really horsepowers?
Crew Chief Brad: Are horsepowers even really horsepowers?
Crew Chief Eric: Well, you know, the Aussies have always rated their cars in kilowatts, so I guess maybe that’s, we’re moving to that anyway, so it’s all good. Kilowatt kilowatts of power that way it’s neutral. It doesn’t matter if it’s ice or if it’s electric, it’s how many kilowatts of power does it generate. Then you don’t have to worry about torques either because it’s just power generated, boom.
Done.
Crew Chief Brad: And to this, say it’s gonna be rear wheel drive too.
Crew Chief Eric: I believe so. ’cause all of like the ID four and all those, unless you get the all wheel drive package, they mount all that stuff in the rear because all of the electronic stuff is in the front, which is why it doesn’t have a FR like [00:45:00] every other electric car has, you know, you get a standard hatchback, that’s how it’s laid out.
Executive Producer Tania: So at the current terra rates, it would hit just that $60,000 just under a $54,000 GTI. ’cause it’s 10% on Germany right now.
Crew Chief Eric: I told you the GTI was gonna be 60 grand. One of these days. It’s coming sooner than you think.
Crew Chief Brad: What is the difference then between that GTI and the GTI in the next article?
Yeah, so the New Eagle.
Yeah. What, why is that different than the ID three? It looks better.
Crew Chief Brad: This is the two door. So the ID three is a four door and the ID two is a two door
Executive Producer Tania: for a second. I was like, is this the interior green in the eighties? No, it’s not even close.
Crew Chief Brad: The back end is mark five,
Executive Producer Tania: a
Crew Chief Eric: hundred percent. Mark five with the, uh, Ioni five rear taillights on it.
Yeah. Now this could be a rendering. I don’t know if they’ve actually built this thing. They’re claiming front wheel drive instead of rear wheel drive, which people are, are mixed about that. I mean, I think it looks cool. I don’t think they’re ever gonna build this because didn’t Volkswagen already say no more?
Two [00:46:00] doors. They were done. No more two doors forever.
Crew Chief Brad: I There’s a scene for the rear doors. Yeah, it’s just, it doesn’t have a traditional door handle.
Crew Chief Eric: So it’s like a veloster then where the rear doors sort of hidden into the body work.
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. Which I think looks really cool.
Crew Chief Eric: I think I would buy a Hyundai.
Crew Chief Brad: I’m charged up for it.
Like the article says, get charged up, get get charged up.
Crew Chief Eric: That’s some bad dad jokes right there. My man. That is terrible. I, I’m
Crew Chief Brad: a bad dad, so there you go. I’m
Executive Producer Tania: confused though by the naming conventions though.
Crew Chief Brad: What can be confusing? GTI and e golf GTI
Executive Producer Tania: and ID 3G TX. But they’re all GTIs. And they’re both a ev.
So what’s the difference? There’s not, there’s nothing GT
Crew Chief Brad: about any of ’em really. No.
Crew Chief Eric: This is like Audi’s S line or Porsche’s, whatever. It’s just
Crew Chief Brad: the, the Lexus is F sport.
Crew Chief Eric: It’s just becoming a badge.
Executive Producer Tania: So regardless of the GTI and E golf is a regular aline, but the ID three golf, which is just an e golf. Is the S line, [00:47:00] maybe the Rs.
That’s my confusion. They’re both golfs at the end of the day. One’s an e Golf electric, and the other’s also an electric.
Crew Chief Eric: You have a better chance understanding Sumerian than understanding what’s going on in Volkswagen right now. Okay.
Crew Chief Brad: So I think it’s less that and more think Range Rover and Range Rover Sport.
Oh
yeah. I could see
Crew Chief Brad: that for Bronco and Bronco Sport, I, I don’t think the new GTI is actually. The same car, the ID two looks nothing like the ID three. The ID three actually looks quite bigger, so they’re probably not the same.
Crew Chief Eric: I think the only real GTI left is the golf R, the
Crew Chief Brad: marked four. Well, there’s that too,
Crew Chief Eric: but no, in today’s money it’s a golf R.
The golf R is still ICE powered. It’s
Crew Chief Brad: Which is the GTI That’s not called A GTI.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, but it’s the only true. It’s the only purebred versus these other things, which we’re gonna slap GTI badges on it because we’re trying to entice a new generation of people into the GTI lifestyle. Right? Yeah. Or [00:48:00] whatever you wanna call that.
Crew Chief Brad: It’s like the Ford Mach E.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, we’ll call it Mustang because
Crew Chief Brad: the Volkswagen Mustang, the Eagle Golf Mustang. There you go.
Crew Chief Eric: To continue Volkswagen and Audi and Porsche’s. Infinite wisdom. And we alluded to this a while ago. That they were gonna do away with gas engines in the Boxer and the Cayman. But now that is coming to fruition allegedly.
I think that’s a bad
move. It’s weird because when a bunch of other manufacturers are reversing course
Crew Chief Eric: now double down, stubborn Volkswagen way of doing things, and it’s your bestselling cars too, like the Boxer and the Cayman outsell the nine elevens, because the nine elevens are so expensive, right? If you’re looking for a sports copay or a sports convertible and you go to Porsche, you’re gonna buy one of those two.
I mean, unless you have 250 grand like we talked about last time for a GT three R Rs, because why settle for base nine 11 when you could have a track car? Why settle you peasant? God, it’s so lame to go ev in these cars. It’s gonna [00:49:00] drive the used market of a Cayman and a boxer through the roof, though
Crew Chief Brad: it’s gonna come out before the new Tesla Roadster.
Crew Chief Eric: I’ll bet money on
Executive Producer Tania: that. Who’s buying these? Who’s the market? Who’s affording it? ’cause at the price that the gasoline ones are at, I mean, EV’s not gonna be cheaper anyway.
Crew Chief Eric: But that’s not all that Porsche’s up to. Alleges alleges. Yes, that’s a good word for it, that they are gonna have a road legal version of the Porsche 9 63.
And for those of you that don’t know what the 9 63 is, watch any WEC or IMSA race from the last. Three years, and you’ll see the Porsche 9 63. It is an LMP one GTP hypercar prototype.
Executive Producer Tania: What are the rules around this kind of thing? Because I don’t wanna be the Debbie Downer poo-pooing things, but why does this need to be street legal?
First of all? Second of all, how can it be street legal? This thing would pass no N-H-T-S-A safety standards of any [00:50:00] kind. This thing is going to give you the most insane rock chips if you’re ever behind it. Big ass tires that are completely exposed. Can you imagine the missiles that it send at your glass?
Crew Chief Eric: It’s going back to the like 19 96, 97, right? Brad? With the nine 11 GT one and they made the Stren version, so they had like street versions of the LeMans car. I guess they’re trying to do that again. Who’s gonna buy that other than to buy it and put it in a museum? How much
Executive Producer Tania: is this? This thing is gonna be rich people things.
Oh, on steroid for sure.
Crew Chief Eric: So
Executive Producer Tania: yes, it’s gonna be a
Crew Chief Eric: one-off model.
Executive Producer Tania: Yeah.
Crew Chief Eric: And you’re gonna sell one of them. Didn’t they do this with the nine 18 as well? There’s like a street version you could buy of that Brad?
Crew Chief Brad: I believe so, yes.
Crew Chief Eric: It’s not out of their wheelhouse. I just wasn’t expecting it with the 9 63 because there is nothing.
Street about that car. You can’t put groceries in it, even if you wanted to. And I wouldn’t take that to the track. It’s too much car.
Executive Producer Tania: Haven’t we already done this with the 9 59? And that like didn’t turn out very well. [00:51:00] Yeah, it wasn’t a good street car. Uhhuh. Why are we doing it with this?
Crew Chief Eric: Which isn’t even worse because somebody at Porsche thinks it’s a good idea.
Okay.
Crew Chief Brad: Because we’re talking about it,
Crew Chief Eric: aren’t we though?
Crew Chief Brad: And we’re talking about the brand. These cars aren’t really. For people. I mean, they’re kind of unobtainium, they’re kind of fantasy, but they get people talking about the brand and you shoot for the 9 63, it’s like, oh my God, look at that car. It’s the poster car.
You can’t afford one. You’ll never be able to afford one, like the richest person that you know would never be able to afford one. You can get yourself an electric boxer.
Crew Chief Eric: Mm-hmm. That’s true. And you can feel like you’re part of the team, right?
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. It’s like I’m supporting Porsche. Yeah. I’ve got a Porsche.
Got a nine. A nine. Four four. I don’t have a nine 11. 9 4
Crew Chief Eric: 4. Man, you’re taking us back now. All those 9 44. 9 24 guys going. They are Porsche, I promise you.
Crew Chief Brad: Oh, I drive a Porsche. Oh yeah. What kind of PORs you got? Oh, like cayenne to egg. I, I, I drive the [00:52:00] spice.
Crew Chief Eric: Well, this next one is what we should really be talking about.
And I know this hits hard for Tanya.
Crew Chief Brad: Do we need to like put her on the couch with a pillow? We
Crew Chief Eric: need to, we need to play taps for this. I’m gonna have to go seek therapy.
Executive Producer Tania: It’s sad. So the Ital design firm, which is Giros design firm, basically, and he’s very famous for. Many cars that people would know, especially during the eighties.
Volkswagen, Audi, the DeLorean.
Mm-hmm.
Executive Producer Tania: Various BMWs launches this that, I mean, the, the list of cars that he’s designed, iconic cars, including the one here in my picture, were designed by him. And so apparently they’re gonna sell off the design firms or dismiss
Crew Chief Eric: them. There is a for sale sign in front of etal, design
Executive Producer Tania: layoff.
Boom, you’re gone.
Crew Chief Eric: I mean, did he die? He’s still around, right? Did he retire? The way I read it is Audi bought 90% of the shares back in like 2015 or something like that. And then when Juro officially retired, he sold the rest of his [00:53:00] shares to Volkswagen and Audi, and so they own it outright. In their infinite wisdom.
We’re gonna build something like the 9 63 streetcar that nobody’s gonna buy and spend all that r and d and all that time and all that money doing that. And then they’re gonna sell off one of the most famous design firms that’s right up there with Pinine, Farina and other names that you know and let that go because they’re trying to save money.
It’s like, wait, what? Here’s
Executive Producer Tania: the question. And it’s actually something I was thinking about recently as well, because you keep seeing these hosts and things and it’s, it’s all AI basically renderings of cars and whether they be reimagination of older cars in a more modern flare. And honestly, it’s like most of the ones I’ve seen, please hire AI because it’s doing a far better job aesthetically than the humans.
So is this a move to go, I can just have the AI do my designs now. I don’t need this team [00:54:00] of 7,500 people that come up with crap, basically. Right.
Crew Chief Eric: That’s fair.
Executive Producer Tania: I don’t know. Is that the future? Are there gonna be even more layoffs for automotive designers? Because hey, AI can do it cheaper, faster,
Crew Chief Eric: better. The only problem with that though is we’re always mining old ideas.
So AI is really good at refining and combining old ideas. It’s really good at doing that, but it can’t come up with unique, new creative thought. And that’s where humans have to come in and say, you know what? We are gonna move that line like this a little bit because we wanna catch the air a certain way.
Like I don’t think we’re at that level until you teach the AI
Executive Producer Tania: to think,
Crew Chief Eric: well, once the AI thinks like that, that’s Skynet. That is Terminator time. That’s the goal. We got issues. All right, so let’s switch gears and talk about Lanis.
Crew Chief Brad: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What about our Mercedes and BMW News?
We’ve got like nothing.
Crew Chief Eric: We covered it for the year. [00:55:00] Didn’t we? Took care of it for the next five years. We’re good.
Crew Chief Brad: So what about that BMWM two? That was designed to look like a redesigned 2002. It actually looked really, really sweet.
Crew Chief Eric: I have a filter that says, show me nothing from these brands. I might have seen that
Crew Chief Brad: it was like a, like a khaki color almost, but it was really, really cool looking.
I would’ve definitely ignored it. But that was another AI rendering, right? Yeah, it was.
Crew Chief Brad: No, I think BMW actually built it. I thought, oh,
Crew Chief Eric: alright. Right. Well. Audi Volkswagen. Porsche divorcing themselves from retail design. Ferrari did the same thing to ping Farina.
Mm-hmm.
Crew Chief Eric: A lot of people are kind of up in arms.
The new Ferraris are ugly as a result of not being associated with Ping farina. Right. And, and so I kind of wonder, to your point Tanya, are they using computers more now to design things? I personally like the look of the 2 96. I think it’s cool. I think it’s a throwback to some of the earlier cars. I’m not a big fan of the F 80, although everybody says, oh, the F Eighty’s amazing, blah, blah, [00:56:00] blah, blah.
I’m like, that’s outta my range. Right. If I was gonna buy a Ferrari, kind of like the Porsche discussion, I could maybe. Buy a 2 96. I can’t buy, you know, anything bigger than that.
Executive Producer Tania: There’s something about this that doesn’t say Ferrari to me.
Crew Chief Eric: No, it says Acura NSX.
Crew Chief Brad: It says McLaren to me.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, it does look like a McLaren.
A hundred percent. You’re right.
Crew Chief Brad: We talked about all this before. I mean, and Matt Yip. Mickey rest in peace. He had an entire series of articles and stuff about like the car design and how it suffered so much just for the pursuit of function over form.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. He used to always say, you know, there’s only one design that cheats the wind.
All the cars are gonna end up looking the same.
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. And I feel like we’re closing in on that. Yeah, especially in the performance car. In the hypercar, in the supercar market, because nobody cares about what they look like anymore. The whole point is about their performance.
Crew Chief Eric: Well, the performance numbers of their stren 2 96 GT three, whatever they got going on over there, [00:57:00] 900 hearse, pers, that’s it.
I mean, they could do more, but 900, that’s nothing to sneeze at.
Crew Chief Brad: Just wait till they all start using Dara chassis,
Crew Chief Eric: right?
Crew Chief Brad: They can make the company so small and just be engine manufacturers, engine suspension components, and put those into a Dara chassis and then slap any old badge on it they want.
Crew Chief Eric: Meanwhile, over at Alpha Romeo.
Crew Chief Brad: What is this thing?
Crew Chief Eric: I think it’s a rendering. I’m not a hundred percent sure. All I got was a front end shot of the new stelvio,
Executive Producer Tania: despite my accolades to the quality of ai. This might be a knockoff AI or something. When you see those ais where they show the first with like eight fingers on the one hand, Uhhuh, and it’s like, oh yeah, this is the future.
Good luck.
Crew Chief Brad: It’s not ai. It’s ai. Yeah.
Crew Chief Eric: Well this looks like a cylon, like do you remember Battlestar Galactica? Yes.
Crew Chief Brad: I was just about, I was trying to think of, I was thinking of the giant sentinels from X-Men.
Crew Chief Eric: Similar too, but this it’s just, no,
Executive Producer Tania: hold on. I’ve got the real picture for [00:58:00] you. That isn’t it. So the 2027 Stelvio, this is it.
Crew Chief Eric: Oh. God, what is that? Ugh, I think, Ugh. There’s vomit in my back of my throat. That is terrible.
Crew Chief Brad: This is like if Stelvio was designed in Jersey.
Crew Chief Eric: Well, they went with that classic late 1940s Formula One grill with the alpha male written across it like you’d see on a, what was it, the
Executive Producer Tania: that Then that’s fine.
Crew Chief Brad: Which looks totally outta place. It does on a car of this century. The
Executive Producer Tania: problem is the shape of it’s not right, like the writing thing, fine, whatever. I could get over that, but it’s like the shape of that.
Crew Chief Eric: Is not right. It’s the Mandalorian’s card. That’s what that is. Look at it. Do you see it? Make it gray.
Hit the horn and it just says, this is the way, this is the way. Did you guys hear these rumors that Stellantis might be merging with Reno? I had not heard that. Well, I read about it. Apparently it’s, it’s not true. So it can’t be, well, it’s not happening. But I thought about that. Got my spidey sense tingling.
Stellantis [00:59:00] merges with Reno. They already have Citro and, and eo. They got all the French manufacturers that are left and then by proxy they would own Alpine and Nissan. That would make Stellantis the largest car manufacturer in the world. I
guess.
Crew Chief Brad: Is that really something to be proud of? Because whenever we talk about the largest manufacturer of the world.
It’s never conversations about how they’re making great products and the cars are all awesome and I’m so glad that they’re the num. They’re number one. It’s always, they’re the largest manufacturer in the world and they make shit. Tell me I’m wrong. No, you’re right. Who is it now? Volkswagen now the VA group and they make complete shit before Volkswagen.
It was what? General Motors?
Yeah.
Crew Chief Brad: They make complete shit. You get to be the biggest because you either you mergers and acquisitions of failing companies. Yeah. So you just make your sinking ship bigger.
Crew Chief Eric: This whole Nissan pokey pokey that’s been [01:00:00] going on. Right. We talked about how Honda was gonna merge with them and then, you know, I found this rumor about St.
Lantus and Rene, which meant they would’ve ended up with Nissan too. And then I come to find out that Toyota had reached out to Nissan after the Honda merger had failed. I was like, okay, that’s interesting. And you know, you hear the, even today they were talking about, you know, the head of Toyota’s, like, if a car can’t be fun, then don’t bother making it this.
Coming from the people that make the Camry, the car for people
Crew Chief Brad: who hate cars. The 300 horsepower Camry.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. I mean, it’s not your grandma’s Camry anymore.
Crew Chief Brad: No,
Crew Chief Eric: but the reason I stopped at this motor, one article is that it had these really great pictures of this new Nissan that they’re touting right now.
But a lot of people might not realize. And this is where I got excited is that this is the R five, the new one that we’ve been talking about. That’s like $250,000 reskinned as a Nissan. Just like the Duke was a reskinned Reno, Cleo. But you didn’t get the manual transmission. I keep thinking, is this [01:01:00] coming to the states?
Like are we gonna actually get the new R five by way of Nissan? We need to go test drive this car. Yeah, that’ll
Executive Producer Tania: be crap.
Crew Chief Eric: New Nissan Micra.
Executive Producer Tania: So it’s a micro ma mi, micro Malta. Ma. What is it? Altima? They’re all Altimas.
Crew Chief Brad: It’s the Ultima.
Crew Chief Eric: I think this is the coolest new Nissan next to the 400 ZI think this is neat.
I like this. It’s cute.
Executive Producer Tania: I added one. Oh, the Fiat we, we haven’t had much there, but. Click this and look how cute their little new
Tuck. Tuck is. I saw this the other day and I was gonna post about it. Isn’t this just the oppe? Who cares? I don’t care. It’s beautiful. I’d love
Executive Producer Tania: to see one of those,
Crew Chief Brad: oh, look at this cute little thing.
It’s a K car
Executive Producer Tania: pretty much. Which there’s also news about those starting to
Crew Chief Eric: make
Executive Producer Tania: a return
Crew Chief Eric: apparently. Yeah. And laws are changing around K cars where they’re becoming actually more acceptable. There’s one running around here now. [01:02:00] Some guy brought one in right hand drive and he runs around town with it and he’s, he’s got this thing on the back, like if you see me post on Instagram and tag me, I think it’s really cute.
But he takes that thing out on the beltway and I’m like, good Lord. If it does 60 miles an hour with a tailwind and a semi pushing it, that’s a lot. Good night.
Executive Producer Tania: Apparently Colorado has passed a law that it allows them starting in 2027. Yeah, so there you go. Geez.
Crew Chief Eric: Heidi loves crap like this. It’s a three wheel.
This is a Vespa with a bed on the back,
Executive Producer Tania: but they’re only gonna be in Africa in the Middle East. So changes are, we’re not gonna see one roaming around Europe.
Is that because they can’t sell these to the little old Italian guys?
Executive Producer Tania: Probably not, because theirs are still running after 900 years. That’s why
Crew Chief Eric: they’re like, I’m not buying anything new now.
The thing is in Italy you can drive these without a license. So I’m wondering if that’s still the case. I’ve also added on another recent article. You’ve been hiding Fiat News from us. What else is going on?
Executive Producer Tania: [01:03:00] So there is the Grand Panda four by four,
Crew Chief Brad: the Granda.
Crew Chief Eric: It’s the Granda
Padana
Crew Chief Brad: I Donna Pan Granda Padana.
Executive Producer Tania: It’s a concept so who knows, but they’re calling it a direct air to the eighties. Panda four by four,
Crew Chief Eric: except
Executive Producer Tania: that the front
lights are from the Hyundai Santa Fe that’s out right now.
Executive Producer Tania: That’s problematic. And we have time to change that. ’cause this is a concept. Oh, I see how it works. It’s kind of cool. The little side panel where they have the two-tone thing and if you notice it says Panda.
Ooh.
Executive Producer Tania: I still like the other concept that they came out with a couple years ago that was like that electric panda, that thing amazing. Still needs to be built. They need to go back to that and restart.
Crew Chief Eric: You just need to import an original panda. They’re old enough now. Maybe I should go shopping later. Yeah.
Alright, so random EVs and concepts. Tanya, you brought this to my attention. I didn’t know Amazon was getting into the EV game. The
Executive Producer Tania: pickup truck. Yes. The Bezos backed slate. The affordable EV [01:04:00] truck to outdo the anti Tesla, as they’d like to say. It’s minimalistic. I think it has like roll up windows, all that kind of stuff.
Like that’s the level of minimalism that it has and its starting Price point alleges to be $20,000 after federal EV incentives.
Crew Chief Eric: Why do these look like Broncos?
Crew Chief Brad: Nineties? Broncos?
Crew Chief Eric: The white ones in la Kind of Broncos.
And is that a bad thing?
Crew Chief Brad: Probably the same thing as those Mahindra.
Yeah,
Crew Chief Brad: because they bought the rights to the old Jeep design, so they own the rights to like the, the Willie’s design.
They can’t make ’em and sell ’em street legal, but they can make ’em
Executive Producer Tania: Well, the other thing with these is I believe they’re all configurable. And so you see the picture of the Bronco, it’s the pickup truck that they put the cab on the back. Oh, okay. And then they put the seats in. And so it’s, it’s able to be converted into the five seat SUV versus the two seat pickup truck or whatever.
And apparently it has a payload capacity of 1400 pounds, which if you wanted to compare it to a [01:05:00] maverick that has apparently 1500 pounds. How many
Crew Chief Eric: bags of mulch is though? It’s a lot of bags of mulch. I like it. Actually, I, I think it’s cool. I wanna see this get made. I’m gonna do a Brad question. What gets made first this.
Or the scout,
Crew Chief Brad: it’s made first. Uh, definitely this, which do I want to come first? The scout,
Executive Producer Tania: what you should do is look at their website because with the customizable stuff, just scroll across the cars. You just hit ’em. Like look at all the color configurations apparently you can do, and like different wheels you get, but it’s all like the same car, but it’s like, which Lego piece do you wanna swap in and out?
Crew Chief Brad: Does it come with a prime membership?
Executive Producer Tania: You can order it on prime and get two day delivery?
Crew Chief Brad: Is a drone gonna deliver it?
Executive Producer Tania: It’d be interesting to see one on the road. So unlike the Tesla, you can reserve this for only $50.
Crew Chief Brad: Oh wow. They’re undercutting. They did the undercut.
Crew Chief Eric: Fully refundable.
Crew Chief Brad: Fully refundable. As long as you don’t cancel that credit card.
For whatever reason,
Crew Chief Eric: Tanya brought us another one in the category of EVs and concept [01:06:00] cars. I never thought I’d say this. Ever in my life. Oh, it’s the
Crew Chief Brad: Russian Ionic five.
Crew Chief Eric: This Hugo, I’m gonna say it again. This Hugo
Executive Producer Tania: is really cool. It’s not terrible actually. That’s the sad thing. But the front of it reminds me of like the EV charger.
Yes. Al or
Crew Chief Eric: something. Let’s bear in mind this is a model. Yes. Car, right? Correct. So a lot of people are like, oh, I gotta look at the build quality. It’s already crap. They can’t even remember. It’s like a shoebox size model. Yeah. It’s like a one 18 scale model because you know, that’s all youo can afford anymore.
What is,
Crew Chief Brad: is
Crew Chief Eric: it, is this
Crew Chief Brad: a car for ants?
Crew Chief Eric: Yes. I think this is really cool.
Executive Producer Tania: I mean, if they could actually make it. Be affordable. It
Crew Chief Eric: wouldn’t be horrible if there’s worse looking things than this. The question is, will the build quality be reminiscent of the originals?
Executive Producer Tania: Hmm. Are they just melting down old Hugos and recycling the parts
Crew Chief Eric: here and, all right.
All right,
Crew Chief Eric: well, I’m, I’m in it. Um, we’re gonna put a pin in that. We’re gonna keep an eye on it. We’re gonna [01:07:00] skip over. Lost and found this time, there was really nothing to report, nothing from Chuck LED Duck, nothing from Chuck LED Duck or Gray Chevrolet. But Brad mentioned before that we didn’t have any Mercedes or BMW News.
That was a good thing. I’ve been biting my tongue this entire time because we went straight to the uncool wall with a brand new Mercedes. This is another model, right?
Executive Producer Tania: This isn’t,
no,
Crew Chief Eric: this is for
real.
Executive Producer Tania: No, this is like a paint drawing. The paint app on your computer rendered this,
Crew Chief Eric: and people are saying. And I quote the Mercedes Vision v
Crew Chief Brad: vis-a-vis
Crew Chief Eric: is damn sexy.
And I’m like, am I blind? Did I miss something? So when I saw
Executive Producer Tania: the front
Crew Chief Eric: end,
Crew Chief Brad: it’s a large mouth bass.
Executive Producer Tania: Reminds me of the cars Pixar movie. Yes. And it looks like Doc Hudson so bad, who is voiced by late great Paul Newman. It looks like the Doc Hudson character.
Crew Chief Brad: Why are his headlights doing suddenly? [01:08:00]
Crew Chief Eric: I, it’s, it’s a Mercedes.
It’s looking down on you. It’s giving you side eye.
Crew Chief Brad: It’s side eye. Yes. It’s, and it’s name is. Gustav
Crew Chief Eric: it is ugly is what it is, and that’s why I put it up on the uncool wall immediately. You can go vote on it now with like 75 other cars that we have on the list, but this is ugly from the word go.
Executive Producer Tania: This is some CGI though, like
Crew Chief Eric: they didn’t actually
Executive Producer Tania: build one.
This is just computer simulation, but
Crew Chief Eric: this is the garbage that comes up in the news now. It’s stuff like this because
Crew Chief Brad: there’s nothing else to talk about,
Crew Chief Eric: but we’re gonna get rid of etal design and we’re gonna let computers design the next generation Mercedes. Again,
Executive Producer Tania: to contradict what I said earlier, this is the bad ai.
Actually, this is probably human that did it. That’s the problem. Horrible. It’s what it is.
Crew Chief Brad: It looks like a carp. A
Crew Chief Eric: carb carb. That’s unfortunate. So switching to lowered expectations.
Crew Chief Brad: Lowered expectations.[01:09:00]
Crew Chief Eric: I read this headline and that’s all that needs to be read. California thinks driverless, big rigs are a great idea. What could possibly go wrong?
Executive Producer Tania: I think that since we’ve clearly, we’ve mastered self-driving in. Regular cars. They don’t wig out when they see the sirens, the flashing lights and crash into stationary parked vehicles.
And as we saw from a couple episodes ago where there was that comparison with the the Roadrunner painting and the Tesla blew right through the self-driving. All this, clearly it works flawlessly in a three, 4,000 pound vehicle. Couldn’t be anything but gangbusters. When you got 19,000 tons coming, nothing could go wrong.
This is Stephen King,
Crew Chief Eric: this is Death Race 2000. What are you talking about?
Crew Chief Brad: I only see this being a good idea. If it’s hauling other Teslas and it’s hauling them off a cliff,
Executive Producer Tania: this is maximum [01:10:00] overdrive. Yes,
Crew Chief Brad: yes. Greatest movie.
Executive Producer Tania: Hundred percent. Okay. That’s what could go wrong right there. Let’s all go watch that movie and then see the future.
From the past
Crew Chief Brad: fact. Let’s go back to the future with maximum overdraft.
Crew Chief Eric: Speaking of what could go wrong, one of my favorite sections on top gear. Remember when they’d always start one of their little mini challenges with how hard could it be? There’s been a lot going on with Top Gear and as we know, top gear’s officially off the air after they had that accident and that three wheeled Morgan at the old test track with the new crew and there was some lawsuits and somebody got injured and all that.
So top gear went off the air, everything went dark, and then the Grand Tour finally closed. But now Hammond and May are back without Clarkson doing some top Geary stuff, and I don’t even know what to call it because it shows up on Amazon Prime. But then they were spotted at the old Top Gear studio and doing laps around the track, which is kind of cool and fun, but also really sad.
If you watch the video of Hammond. [01:11:00] In May going around, and I think it’s May’s Porsche Tecan, and they’re doing like a slow lap of the track. You don’t realize how long they’ve been away from the old top gear set, like how many years have gone by. But you also begin to really realize how old they’ve gotten.
We’ve grown up with them, so you really don’t realize it, but then you, you kind of watch May and he’s, he’s sort of got the shakes a little bit, you know what I mean? And he’s, and he’s struggling to like remember certain things. And
Executive Producer Tania: he also almost killed himself in that tunnel. In Sweden? Yeah. Or Norway or whatever.
Yeah, in that
Crew Chief Eric: Subaru. The Mitsubishi, yeah, yeah,
Executive Producer Tania: yeah. The Lancer, the Evo, um. So who knows what traumatic brain injury he sustained from that. Actually, legitimately,
Crew Chief Eric: I don’t think he was right after that accident to be honest with you, but it was a nice little trip down memory lane. It’s fun to see them doing stuff.
I watched most of the new Grand Tour special, which all it is is just a best of retro clipse from previous Grand tour episodes, and they’ve got Clarkson in there doing the voiceovers and [01:12:00] everything, but that’s not what got me excited. What got me excited about Top Gear Again is that it’s now available as a dedicated channel on Pluto tv.
You can watch Top Gear 24 7 and it’s freaking awesome to go back and watch. And my girls were already fans of some of the Specials and the Grand Tour and so I got to introduce them to things like the Bolivia special, or remember when they did the Olympics and they did the Mini Cooper off the ski jump or the cop cars and stuff like that.
And so they’ve been getting into it and it’s kind of cool ’cause I’ll catch even my young one or she’ll bring Pluto up on her tablet and she’s watching Top Gear. I think it’s absolutely fabulous that this is now available. And if people didn’t know, I’m like, go get Pluto tv, it’s free. Scroll down to Reality Television and there’s a top Gear channel.
Boom, done. Mark it as your favorite and watch it whenever you want. It’s awesome.
Crew Chief Brad: Fantastic. Well now I, now I know what I’m doing with the rest of my life.
Crew Chief Eric: We gotta switch over to rich people, things sponsored by a garage style [01:13:00] magazine because after all it doesn’t belong in your garage. Right. Just when you thought you had everything, Brad, I found something you need in your garage.
How about a golf live Cushman golf store? Take a look at this thing. Available. Mecom auctions, I’ve looked up to see what it’s sold for. They don’t list the price. They’re keeping that hidden. Somebody bought this thing. Don’s writeup over garage style reads. We know just by virtue of its uniqueness and super cool golf paint scheme, that if he’d had the chance, Steve McQueen would’ve bought this thing.
Executive Producer Tania: Okay. This is a three wheeler
Crew Chief Eric: Uhhuh, if you
Executive Producer Tania: want this or the new Fiat Tuck. Tuck.
Crew Chief Eric: I want the new Fiat.
Executive Producer Tania: I want the new Fiat
Crew Chief Eric: because at least I have a roof over my head
Executive Producer Tania: and you can put something in it. It’s got a truck bed. This thing’s useless. I don’t think Brad’s six foot four could fit in this. His knees would be in over his shoulders, behind his head.
Crew Chief Brad: I would have to high tower it. Yes, I would have to rip the seat out and sit in the back and kind of stretch [01:14:00] my legs across both seats and just shift in the center of my legs.
Crew Chief Eric: See, and this is where you sit. On it and not in it. Right. There’s a big difference. Yes.
Executive Producer Tania: See, he would sit in the seat, but I think his legs would be over the dash, so to speak, and then he’d just reach down with his hand.
Crew Chief Brad: Then push the pedal, control the gas pedal. Yeah. Yeah.
Crew Chief Eric: Alright, Brad, well if you didn’t like that one, okay. That’s too flashy for you and Tanya said it was useless. It doesn’t do anything. You can go with the standard edition Cushman tow Cart, which Don writes this three wheeler is Sure to make life easier in a number of situations.
And while it’s a little rudimentary compared to some of the other items on offer in this particular collection, we wondered if it might be the tool you’ve been looking for and that every garage needs No.
Executive Producer Tania: Okay. Okay. So it’s got a fricking engine hoist on the back of it. That’s the best part. Unless you
have a garage that’s a warehouse.
That’s useless. It things awesome. I think Brad could sit on that one. Yeah. Just spread leg out a [01:15:00] little bit
Crew Chief Eric: wide. But yeah, this is the kind of stuff that shows up at these auctions though. And so I’ve made it a point now to try to pull some of this stuff out. This is rich people’s shit. Nobody in their right mind.
Maybe Daniel. They
Executive Producer Tania: literally half-ass cut the legs of an engine hoist.
Crew Chief Eric: Yep.
Executive Producer Tania: Fricking using cotter pins.
Crew Chief Eric: Yep.
Executive Producer Tania: To hold that MFer down in there. Yep. You are gonna tell me that you’re gonna lift an engine and that aint gonna rip out.
Crew Chief Eric: You’re gonna flip it over is what you’re going to do that Oh God. You try to lift a big block, 4 54 with that, you’re gonna end up with an engine on the ground and that thing’s standing up.
Sure. You know, you could have maybe,
Executive Producer Tania: maybe convinced me with the, without the engine hoist because it has a toe hitch on, it has got a little bit of bed that you could have put something in
Crew Chief Brad: at least four bags of mulch
Executive Producer Tania: at best. But it’s a shame.
The price is unknown.
Crew Chief Brad: Zero. It did not sell. They’re lying to you.
That’s gotta [01:16:00] be a five figure sale. I guarantee it. Again, I would take the took, took.
Crew Chief Brad: Don’t forget, if you’re looking for that extra special automobilia to complete your garage, office den or man cave, be sure to check out garage style magazine.com for a list of upcoming auctions and events, along with a curated list of items going up for sale all over the country, because after all, what doesn’t belong in your garage.
Crew Chief Eric: Thanks for that, Brad. It’s time we switch to Are you faster than an interceptor? Nailed it.
You might have an advantage. Just a slight advantage right now. ’cause GM is donating cars to the Secret Service so they can learn how to drive manual transmission.
Crew Chief Brad: Well, the secret’s out.
Crew Chief Eric: Secret’s out, but they’re doing it in Cadillac, [01:17:00] CT Black Wings till they get a handle on that. You might outrun ’em even in that, Hugo that we talked about earlier, but not for long.
Crew Chief Brad: Can I join the Secret Service just to drive the Black Wing and then quit immediately after?
Crew Chief Eric: Can I be a secret service trainer? That’s a cool job. I want to be their de instructor.
Yeah,
Crew Chief Eric: Tanya. We did that Cadillac special event at VIR that one year. Remember that?
Yeah, I remember that. She still traumatized
Executive Producer Tania: all the hearse pers.
Yeah. There was too many hearse pers You didn’t like all them hearse pers Not when I was in the right seat. I didn’t. Appreciate them, especially spinning at the top of rollercoaster, entering rollercoaster with you in your student’s car coming at us at my door
particular.
Executive Producer Tania: But I shall preface this section by most of these have not been curated by me, but you will know the one that has been curated
Crew Chief Eric: by me, of course.
But I am shocked, and again, maybe it’s Big Brother that’s listening out there. There’s so many of these articles that are popping up [01:18:00] now about the police and traffic and all this kind of stuff. So I find them entertaining and you know, Brad put it into universe. Are you faster than an interceptor? And one of our long, longtime fans of the show, Mark Hewitt wrote this month, Brad, he reached out.
Oh,
Crew Chief Brad: oh my god, mark is alive. What’s going on? Mark?
Crew Chief Eric: He sent us an article. About how the state of Virginia, your new home state, will use technology to slow those chronic speeders and other states are rushing to join in.
Executive Producer Tania: Haven’t we talked about this?
Crew Chief Brad: Aren’t they gonna use those revolutionary items called cameras?
Executive Producer Tania: No, no, no, no, no, no. But they’re actually gonna rate limit you. Like slow your car down. Yes. What? So your car would have to be chipped, forcing you to
Crew Chief Eric: put something in the car. Yeah. They’re either gonna flash the ECUs, which again brings up a question of whether or not that voids your warranty or the manufacturers on board with that.
You know, do you have the right to do that? Or they’ll put in some other device that will basically electronically speed limit the car to whatever [01:19:00] speed they want it to be, which. Realistically, I’ve said before, with GPS technology, with an ev, they’ll be able to do this in the near future.
Executive Producer Tania: Well, not even an ev any, the new modern cars that have the built-in GPS systems, they can easily do it with all the infotainment system.
Crew Chief Eric: If it’s 45, it’s 45, and if you slam that pedal to the floor, it’s gonna do 45. So they haven’t set exactly what the speed is going to be for stuff like this. Because here’s the problem, do you set it to the state maximum, which might be 55, but on some roads it’s 65. And in other places in Southern Virginia it’s 70, or do you make it 70?
And now these people can still go 70 anywhere they want when the speed limit’s 55. So they’re still speeding. So there’s a problem with this scenario.
Executive Producer Tania: Well, they started talking about super speeders and super speeders, someone going more than 20 miles an hour over the limit. Then they go on to talk about all the people doing over a hundred miles an hour.
And I’m like, okay, well those are very two different things. Yeah, yeah. [01:20:00] Well it’s 20 miles an hour over what and where a 20 mile school zone and you’re gonna blast through there at 60 miles an hour. Probably not a great thing, a stupid 35 mile an hour limited back country road through farmland where there’s nothing but grass on either side of you.
If you did 55 and it’s straight and flat and you can see it’s not the same thing. Now going through there at a buck 20, probably not a good idea at all. But this is tricky. There’s so much gray area and it goes back to previous conversation of the speed limits are still ancient in a sense. They’re based off of corvets going down the road that couldn’t keep it in the lane and crap like that.
And with modern braking and all this stuff, and even all the stupid nannies. In the cars, some of the speed limits should actually be higher.
Yeah,
Executive Producer Tania: like 20 over a speed limit actually might not be beyond the capability of the road and the car on it. This is again, a slippery slope.
Crew Chief Brad: Why is Virginia getting away from their old tried and true throwing people in jail?
Crew Chief Eric: That takes too [01:21:00] much time and there’s too much crowding?
Crew Chief Brad: Probably. Probably.
Crew Chief Eric: But that’s okay. Because the state of Florida has proven that speed cameras are effective in the great capital city of Tallahassee, they are earning $318,000. I’m gonna say that again. $318,000 a month. From their speed cameras and they want more.
They
Executive Producer Tania: plan to install 23 more cameras thinking they can generate 18.6 million annually. That’s some good numbers.
Crew Chief Brad: Can I own speed cameras? Like people own vending machines,
Executive Producer Tania: can franchise speed cameras?
Crew Chief Brad: Can I franchise some speed cameras and just set ’em up at random locations?
Executive Producer Tania: Yeah, I’ll just take a percentage of that.
I, you know, I don’t even, 1% of 18.6 million. That’s not bad.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, every day.
Crew Chief Brad: Uh, I will say 10%. Perfect. You can keep the 90. I don’t care. Just gimme 10%.
Crew Chief Eric: But that’s okay. As we know, and the DMV over 50% of the cameras don’t work because we don’t have the funding to keep ’em going and they’re all broken,
Crew Chief Brad: you would think that they would fund themselves.
Crew Chief Eric: Again, it’s like tariffs. We [01:22:00] don’t know where the money is going.
Crew Chief Brad: Hashtag corruption.
Crew Chief Eric: So the great state of Washington not to accused with the city of Washington, DC also has speed cameras all over cities like Seattle and whatnot. In recent times, more than 8,000 drivers in the state of Washington have received speeding notices.
In the mail, but they’re not being fined.
Crew Chief Brad: That’s a very west coast thing.
Executive Producer Tania: Well, no, I think it’s ’cause they’re new. So there’s a, like, there’s a grace period like warning you, Hey, you would’ve gotten a ticket and this is going to go into effect.
Crew Chief Brad: Hey, hey, hey. I saw you. You better slow down Mr.
Crew Chief Eric: Well, according to the article, they actually break out what the fines would be.
And all that. And so again, it gets into this conversation about many people are like, Hey, you run through one of those cameras on the highway, you pay the fine, who cares? You don’t get any points because they can’t validate who is actually driving the car. It could be anybody. It could be a rental for all that matters until we get the forward facing stuff that we talked about on a couple drive throughs to [01:23:00] go.
But I just think it’s, to your point, Brad, it’s so West Coast, it’s so polite. Like, I’m gonna send you a letter.
Crew Chief Brad: Do they include like a donation envelope like you do at church? It’s like if you would like to donate to the cause so that we can continue to mail you letters about how fast you were driving and how bad of a sinner you are, please, please just send us a check for $5 and absolve your sins and
Crew Chief Eric: the
Crew Chief Brad: next
Crew Chief Eric: time they send you the little address labels with your name on it.
Crew Chief Brad: Very Salvation Army. Oh my God. Yes. Please accept these labels as our generosity. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thank you so much for being a kind human and only speeding. 10 over the speed limit and not 50.
Crew Chief Eric: Well, in, in talking about that.
Crew Chief Brad: Well, before we move on, I just wanna say I was in Maryland a couple months ago and I blew through a speed camera.
I was doing like 60 and a 30. Oh, well it’s on, um, New Hampshire Avenue [01:24:00] six 50. Yeah. Down there in the very rural part of Montgomery County. But I knew the camera was there. They keep moving the camera, like different locations and I thought I had already passed it and apparently I didn’t. So I never got a ticket.
I mean, this was a couple months ago. I never got anything. Nothing has happened. Could still
Executive Producer Tania: show up. Or sometimes they’re off. So you might have lucked out. Yeah. No, no.
Crew Chief Brad: It was, it was on, I saw the flash and I was like, well, I’m done, but I don’t care ’cause I don’t live here, so bye-bye. Send me my a hundred dollars ticket and I will pay it.
My little church donation and I’ll talk to you all later. I kept on going. I floored it to like 70 or 80 after that. I was like, well, shit, I’m already getting a ticket. Who cares? Now
Crew Chief Eric: it’s the next camera’s 10 feet down that you know.
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah.
Crew Chief Eric: Well, speaking of feed limits and whatnot, North Dakota is the next state to raise its interstate limit to 80 miles an hour.
Executive Producer Tania: They could lose it to a hundred. There’s a population of a thousand in the whole state, and this is the hot news over on the drive. Thanks for that. They’re just raising at [01:25:00] five miles an hour. It’s
Crew Chief Eric: already 75. What do people do on those roads when they’re by themselves? Do they just do like a hundred or do you do 80?
Like is 80 fast enough at that point because you’re so bored, it should just be infinite.
Crew Chief Brad: I’ve always felt that iregardless of whatever the speed limit is. People are gonna go the speed that they’re comfortable going. True. So on like a back road or something, the speed limit could be 45. I’m comfortable doing 50 55 on that road, so I’m gonna do 50, 55 on a highway.
You know, I don’t need to go anymore than 70, 75 miles an hour, especially on like a road trip or something. I just set the cruise control and go. So I think most people are just gonna go whatever speed they’re comfortable going, regardless of whatever the speed limit is,
Crew Chief Eric: comfortable and
Executive Producer Tania: capable.
Crew Chief Eric: When you’re locked in at 72 miles an hour and somebody blows by you and they’re.
Up your butt doing 90, 95. And it’s like, guys, the speed limit’s 55 or 60, we’re already going well over. You’re doing double or what, you know, you’re trying to do double. Are [01:26:00] you in that much of a hurry?
Crew Chief Brad: Well, see, that’s the thing. When you’re driving in New Jersey, you know there the, the speed limit signs all have an invisible one in front of the number that you, that you can’t.
So they’ve got special glasses that they wear. Oh, got it. With the Jersey vision. And whenever you see a jersey plate, you know that they operate from a different law system.
Crew Chief Eric: Well, meanwhile, in California, it was a bad day at CarMax, California.
Crew Chief Brad: No Santa Party.
Crew Chief Eric: Did you guys see this? Dude who apparently was super unhappy with his appraisal on his Subaru Outback.
Executive Producer Tania: This person should be thrown in jail and that’s it.
Crew Chief Brad: No, he should be thrown in a mental hospital.
Executive Producer Tania: Probably has some sort of Yes. Mental instability. Because what rational, sane person goes, oh, I don’t like this. Hmm. The next logical course of action is for me to drive my car through a CarMax and wreck everything.
That really helped the appraisal value of this car. Right?
That’s what I was thinking too. I’m like, where’s the [01:27:00] logic in this? There was none.
Crew Chief Brad: That’s the problem. Nobody, nobody has any logic.
Crew Chief Eric: He trashed that car. He trashed the CarMax too.
Executive Producer Tania: Not only is his own personal insurance. Not gonna give him a red scent on this because there’s camera footage.
I’m sure the insurance company’s gonna see it. So if he was thinking he was gonna get a better value from insurance than the appraisal, you’re outta luck. And now you gotta pay for the damages on this building.
Crew Chief Brad: I think he just had the red mist. He was throwing a tantrum like a toddler. He did not know what was going on.
He was completely irrational.
Crew Chief Eric: And at first you think maybe this is one of these staged bs, TikTok Instagram videos, but this is real footage because why would you do this? Why would you damage a building? Why would you damage a business? All these people are like running out of the way ’cause they don’t want to get hit.
So it’s for real. But what got me was, if you go scroll down into the comment section, I love that there’s a Florida man, Tampa Bay comments. My car’s not worth that much. Oh, I guess I’ll just permanently ruin my life and the lives of people [01:28:00] around me. I was like, Lord man, calling it the way it is.
Executive Producer Tania: All right.
Now we’ve saved the best. Finally, let’s get to real Florida men’s story. Even though we’re not going to Florida, the women of the East Coast right now are going through something. Apparently last month we had the crazy lady in Virginia who got on the other person’s car in a road rage incident, ripped the windshield wipers off that poor woman’s car.
Well, this time in Pennsylvania, this woman in her road rage, rage got out of her car and took a deuce on the hood of the other persons.
I’m sorry. I have to excuse myself,
Executive Producer Tania: ladies and gentlemen, listeners, Eric is dying in the back right now.
Crew Chief Brad: I love the little disclaimer. You can view the original video, but warning.
The video is graphic and could disturb some viewers.
Executive Producer Tania: They’ve censored it out though, so you don’t get to see.
Crew Chief Brad: No, you don’t get to see how healthy Oh no. I was looking for the two girls. One cup. Damn.
Crew Chief Eric: Oh, no, no, no. You’re [01:29:00] telling me there’s video footage of this? Somebody
Executive Producer Tania: videoed it. Yes, they videoed it, but they censored it.
Crew Chief Eric: My God. They say defecate so many times. It’s almost a drinking game. This is insane. They don’t really show it. That sucks.
Executive Producer Tania: The shite grin, this woman has. Oh my God.
Crew Chief Eric: I love the tagline. Crappy situation.
What compels people? Is it drugs? Probably.
Crew Chief Brad: Karen was so mad
Crew Chief Eric: the video was shot by a 17-year-old named Greg said he was driving to his friend’s house when he saw two women in a confrontation and pulled out his phone and started recording. So he’s like, oh look, cat fight.
Crew Chief Brad: It’s like, that’s not the cat fight I envisioned, that’s not what American Pie told me.
That is
Crew Chief Eric: unreal.
Executive Producer Tania: Hold on, I’m not done yet because apparently. The suspect goes by the last [01:30:00] name shithead on her Facebook, believe it or not, allegedly is an only, well maybe you can’t believe it. She’s an OnlyFans model. Oh, that’s some dark stuff
Crew Chief Eric: right
Executive Producer Tania: there.
Crew Chief Eric: But she has more subscribers than
we do now. You have to wonder, was it a stunt?
Crew Chief Brad: Yes, a hundred percent.
Crew Chief Eric: It had to have been, had to have been for her OnlyFans page. Except she got caught. Well,
Executive Producer Tania: she got arrested and I got a bunch of charges against her, so I don’t know how good of a stunt that is.
Crew Chief Eric: Lewd act in front of a minor.
’cause the guy filmed at 17. He is not an adult yet.
That’s
Crew Chief Eric: true. That’s what they’ll get her on
Executive Producer Tania: an idiot. Well, public defecation is illegal too. It depends on the state. I don’t know what Pennsylvania law is.
Crew Chief Brad: They can ride motorcycles with no helmets. I’m pretty sure they, they can,
Executive Producer Tania: they can dump out in the sidewalk
Crew Chief Brad: public.
Yes, those laws are related. Same, same, but different.
Crew Chief Eric: The no helmet laws in Pennsylvania do boggle. My mind when I was coming [01:31:00] back from the Glen, you spend a lot of time in pa and there was a guy running alongside me or running past me, and I’m like, dude, you’re doing like 85, 90 mile an hour, like weaving through people on your big old Harley with no helmet on.
I was like. You’re an organ donor, I guess. ’cause I mean, I don’t get it.
Executive Producer Tania: It’s not even that. That would be my first concern. Getting hit by a bug. Yeah. And I have had that happen through the open window of the car that hurts. Now imagine a rock. You could go blind.
Crew Chief Eric: That’s why
they wear those bit viper sunglasses, you know?
Ah, whatever. People are dumb Darwinism.
Crew Chief Brad: Pennsylvania’s just like letting that work itself out.
Executive Producer Tania: Well, and it’s like, okay, the law’s the law, but you could still wear the helmet.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. That’s the smart thing to do.
All
Crew Chief Eric: right,
folks. Well, it’s time we go behind the pit wall sports
Crew Chief Eric: news.
Well, the first up is
Executive Producer Tania: we have to report sad news.
The passing of the legendary or celebrated engine builder. Ed [01:32:00] Pink, who died at the age of 94. He’s known for many v eights motors in nascar, Canam, IndyCar, drag racing. He pretty much, I think, was the guru of these motors. He even consulted on with singer tuning flat sixes and Porsche, I think they said his last build was a couple months before he even died, like.
Just doing it like croaked basically, I guess the motor sports world has
Crew Chief Eric: lost legend there because we are still in time. I wanna mention again that Laman is almost here and the A-C-O-U-S-A is sponsoring not one, but two viewing parties over LAMA weekend. The first one will be hosted in conjunction with the A RCF, the Automobile Club of Florida at Sebring International Raceway.
That’s a start to dark event, just like last year’s viewing party at M1 Concourse. And you’ll also be able to sign up to do hot laps of Sebring International while you’re there. So that’s an added bonus to that event. And the second, [01:33:00] A-C-O-U-S-A viewing party is held in conjunction with our friends at the Simone Foundation Museum in Philadelphia, and that’s a full 24 hour event with camping around the clock, demos of lamont’s vehicles, all sorts of stuff.
Details on that event are in our show notes. And guess what guys? We just got added to the playbill. I am gonna be doing a live. Evening with a legend from the Simione Museum at 7:00 PM on Saturday night of Lama. So tune in for that. There will be a live streaming option and we’ll make that available to you guys as soon as we have it.
Do we get to know in advance who it is or is it a surprise As long as nobody cancels, it’s gonna be Harley k Clarkston. Izzy would say, who’s that? Steve. He is member number one, the Club de Pilt. He’s actually the owner operator of the Mirage Racing team. He took over in the mid 1970s and bringing many, many wins to mirage and golf racing through the middle and late seventies, and then carrying on much, much later.
So, [01:34:00] very interesting guy. I’ve talked to him before. I’m really looking forward to interviewing him there. Live in front of an audience at the A CO viewing party.
Crew Chief Brad: Do we wanna mention IndyCar predictions for the Indy 500? Sure.
Crew Chief Eric: What you got?
Crew Chief Brad: Uh, well, I gotta go with willpower.
Crew Chief Eric: SSVG running IndyCar. That tells you how much I know.
Crew Chief Brad: I actually don’t know who’s burning. I, I think there are a couple female drivers, I don’t know, but not of a man. What, what’s her, I can’t remember her name.
Crew Chief Eric: All I’ve heard about indie cars so far is all this drama about Penske and the cheater parts, and they got disqualified and people got fired or they got moved to the back of the pa.
It was like all this drama and I don’t really know what it was all about. You know, we cover Indie 500 month, right? Because it still takes a month. There’s all this qualifying and all this testing. They
Crew Chief Brad: qualify like a week ahead of time and all this other stuff.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, there’s so much stuff going on that you kind of lose track because it takes forever to get to the race and a lot of things happen in between.
So I’m not saying that I’m toning it out, but I have dedicated my life to formula. Uh. [01:35:00]
Executive Producer Tania: Isn’t a rookie sitting on pole Pretty 500.
Crew Chief Brad: Yes. I don’t know. I bring it up. I did exactly zero research. I just know that it’s this weekend and I’m probably gonna watch it a a little bit of it with my host on Sunday.
Crew Chief Eric: So a typical Brad fashion.
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah.
Crew Chief Eric: Watch that Or watch the Monte Carlo Grand Prix. Both. They’re on different times. No, you get to choose one.
He’s torn. Apparently
Crew Chief Brad: the Monte Carlo Grand Prix is Monaco, correct? I am I just being an idiot?
Crew Chief Eric: Yes.
Crew Chief Brad: Okay. Yeah. I’ve never heard it called the Monte Carlo Grand Prix.
Crew Chief Eric: It’s in Monte Carlo
Crew Chief Brad: idea. I don’t know.
I would watch Monaco a thousand percent.
Okay.
Crew Chief Brad: Fun fact, my wife and her family went to the Monaco F1 race about 10 years ago.
Wow.
Crew Chief Brad: Her dad’s a big F1 fan and they went to Monaco for the race.
Crew Chief Eric: Wow.
Crew Chief Brad: Look at that.
Crew Chief Eric: Well, since you’ve ushered us into formula, uh,[01:36:00]
Crew Chief Brad: predictions for Mona,
Crew Chief Eric: it is a snooze fest. Yeah, it’s a procession.
Executive Producer Tania: Sounds like it might rain during qualifying. There’s a slight chance, but looks like there’s sun during the race, so there you have it.
Crew Chief Eric: No. Yeah, wherever they qualify is where they finish, unless somebody wrecks and that’s pretty much that.
Or Ocon tries to take ’em all out again. One or the other.
Crew Chief Brad: I’m gonna predict Lance stroll is not gonna win.
Crew Chief Eric: I was gonna say.
Hold on. I’m gonna do the Great Carac for a minute. And Louis Hamilton, eighth place?
Crew Chief Brad: No, I think Louis Hamilton’s gonna get sixth place, please. I think Alonzo’s gonna win.
Crew Chief Eric: No Alonzo’s too busy just being a jerk. Like does he want everybody to hate him? I read these articles about Alonzo and he is just like, I don’t get it.
Like if you’re done with Formula One, retire,
Crew Chief Brad: he’s not done. He’s not done with this.
Crew Chief Eric: Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. He’s not done with the money. The Benjamins. No,
Crew Chief Brad: of course not. Okay.
Crew Chief Eric: Okay. God. He drives me nuts [01:37:00] though. He’s got such a chip on his shoulder and I was hopeful there because the Mila race last weekend was one of the most exciting races we’ve seen so far, at least to a point.
And it was like, oh look, Alonzo, he’s up near the front and then it was like boom, garbage back of the pack. I realized he is there to tow Lance stroll around. He is paid to be in front of Lance. And just do lead follow while a race is happening. It’s like a de it’s ridiculous.
Executive Producer Tania: It’s not a bad gig, I guess.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, dude, I would be so pissed.
Executive Producer Tania: Depends on much money he is getting.
Crew Chief Eric: Go do something else. Go race, WEC or imsa.
Crew Chief Brad: But what, what else does he have to prove? He’s won Lama, hasn’t he won an F1 championship? Yeah, a couple of them. So what else does he have to prove? Who gives a shit what you think? Fine.
Crew Chief Eric: Did he win Indy as well?
Crew Chief Brad: No, he, his car broke down.
Crew Chief Eric: Ah, okay. So he doesn’t have to triple crown. He was, he was in the
Crew Chief Brad: Hondas. That kept breaking down, I think.
Crew Chief Eric: Well then he should go do like the Berg ring 24 or something different. I think
Crew Chief Brad: he’s gonna go do whatever [01:38:00] the hell he wants and he doesn’t care when any of us think he’s got his money, he’s got his championships in two different motor sports.
He’s fine. Go run to car, go Valentino Rossi and go to motorcycles. Go the other way.
Executive Producer Tania: I’m not sure that transition works as well.
Crew Chief Brad: Uh, it, it, it does not, it is a very different discipline. That’s when,
Crew Chief Eric: uh, like Hockman went to go do rally and he is apparently the only finished person without rally jeans in his DNA and he was absolutely terrible at it.
Crew Chief Brad: Does he have NASCAR jeans instead?
Crew Chief Eric: Oh, like gimme, yeah. No, no, no, no. Alright, so continuing the saga of the Tizi and Ferrari and Lewis and all this happy horse hockey Miami. Is a terrible track.
Crew Chief Brad: It’s a terrible event. Yeah, boy, it’s a waste of time.
Crew Chief Eric: Terrible track. It sucks. But there was a moment of just absolute radio glory.
It’s the funniest thing. So Tanya, do you remember it was like after all the rain debacle and weather, it was gonna rain, whether it was gonna rain, there was all [01:39:00] that stuff at the beginning. So it was a little bit exciting. And then once there was no more call for rain, it got super boring and everybody just kind of fell into place.
Much like with some of the other tracks. There was that moment though, where Lewis is fighting with LeClaire over the radio because one is arguing that the other one is holding them up and the team orders And the team wasn’t giving him the, give him the point by let him through, right? Yes. So Brad, did you see this race?
Crew Chief Brad: No, but I think I saw clips of what you’re talking about.
Crew Chief Eric: So Le Claire at some point is like, all right, give me back the position, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So he is gotta let Le Claire through. And Hamilton didn’t really want to. Although he made a big stink about having better tires and he really didn’t gain anything by being in front of Le Claire.
It’s like, because the Ferrari’s are like, I don’t know, they’re just dog shit. They must be four cylinders while everybody else is six because they can’t get out of their own way. To that end, he lets Le Claire through, and then his engineers like on the radio and he is like signs, 1.6 signs, one point whatever.
Signs, signs, signs, like signs is behind him. And [01:40:00] then Lewis is like, do you want me to let him through too? And I just died. That is the funniest thing I’ve heard in Formula One in like forever Apparently it like went over like a lead balloon, right? As it should. But I was like, I was not expecting that from Hamilton for him to like sort of bite back and be like, Hey you, why don’t we let me let signs pass too?
He’s very frustrated.
Crew Chief Brad: Was this the same race where he said that it like, just, just go have a tea or something like that?
Crew Chief Eric: Yes. Yeah. That was later because he is like, the strategy was complete bunk and he’s like, these guys don’t know what they’re doing. And it was just, it’s an absolute mess and obviously he’s comparing them to many years of being with Mercedes.
That race in Miami was, it was boring. The second half was whatever. Other than that, it was. Yeah, it was boring.
Crew Chief Brad: It seems like over the last couple years, Ferrari has just not been able to figure out a strategy that works.
Crew Chief Eric: So why did he go to Ferrari? It was stupid. Uh oh. It’s about that. It’s about that again, it’s about the tariffs.
I got it again. How
Crew Chief Brad: many championships does [01:41:00] he have? What does he actually have to prove? I don’t care what he says in public facing. Yeah, but what does he actually have to prove? Absolutely not a God thing. It’s collect the
Crew Chief Eric: paycheck.
Crew Chief Brad: Yes, exactly.
Crew Chief Eric: Like I’ve been saying. So Emila the, uh, Emelia Romania Grand Prix.
That was a good race. That was exciting. Lots of interesting stuff’s happening. Suddenly the Red Bull is fast again. The McLaren’s, you know, they want to take each other out. I think Lando is kind of playing dirty. I don’t just let Ptri do his thing. He’s faster than you get out of the way. It’s all these games there too.
But I think Le Claire. You really got to see some of his true colors come through at that race. He got angry and he was driving in anger and I think it was hilarious. And there was that moment there on the radio too where he’s like, is this what racing has become? Right? Where it’s all BS team politics and they can’t just race anymore because we have to go to Plan Delta, we have to go to plan this and that, blah blah, blah and all this shit.
It’s like, just let ’em drive. Just let them drive. Stop screwing around with [01:42:00] tires and pit stop nonsense. Build a better mouse trap. Go out and race the hell out of ’em. And let’s see who wins. But Tanya, you kept talking about turbo mushrooms during that race. The Ferrari cars
Executive Producer Tania: have a problem and it’ll be interesting.
Whatever that problem is, is ever unearthed because they are incredibly slow and sluggish. They barely can pass each other. They can’t keep up with the fricking Williams, with DRS wide open. They can’t make a pass. Everything is super slow. But then there’s moments where it’s like he got the turbo mushroom in Mario Kart, and suddenly like he’s raking people in and like the lap times are coming down and it’s like, holy crap, here we go.
Let’s go. And then suddenly it’s like, do. And the mushroom ran out and is back to being turd. They can’t get it out its own way and accelerate like what is wrong?
Crew Chief Eric: That, or the geral wore off one or the other.
Executive Producer Tania: Even LA Clare’s car is the same thing. Yeah.
Crew Chief Eric: Personally, watching some of that video of the [01:43:00] Incar when they’re running for top speed, even with DRS open, they’re like an eighth gear foot to the floor and the thing just hangs there at like 6,000 RPM in the wrong part of the rev range and it just, it won’t pull.
And I turned to Tanya as we were watching. I said, I think the Ferrari needs to redesign their transmission. I think the gearing is wrong. And that’s keeping those cars behind. If they could shorten up their gear pack a little bit, six, seven, and eighth gear, maybe they could get back some of the speed that they’re missing.
But if you’re sitting there in eighth gear. At 6,000 RRP M doing 190 miles an hour and it won’t pull, what is it geared for? 300? Like, it doesn’t make any sense. Those stupid engines turn like 14,000 RPM. You’re barely in the power zone at that point. You might as well just leave it in seventh at that point, you know?
So I, I think they’re gearing is maybe what’s killing them. And then we’re gonna hear excuses about the floor design and this and that. And the wing here. And the wing there. I think it’s the transmission. I think that’s the achilles heel of the Ferrari.
Executive Producer Tania: And we heard Hamilton, I [01:44:00] think it was even in the last race, keeps complaining about the brakes.
The brakes are very different. The design is different than what he is used to from Mercedes. He mentioned before that he’s never had to engine break one of the cars before. And he’s having to learn how to do that here and it’s okay. So maybe one to chalk it up to he is progressing the violin, singing a song, complaining.
But at this last race. LeClaire through qualifying in like practice was bemoaning the brakes. Like, my God, my God, my God. Apparently they were like behaving. So I don’t know what their technology or their brakes is, but it would, they’re
Crew Chief Eric: electric.
Executive Producer Tania: They would behave one way in a certain time and then suddenly they were behaving differently at another time.
And it’s like if your brakes don’t work, if they’re not carrying the right speed or decreasing the speed in the zones and, and having the right power to come out, and if they have a sluggish motor, the transmission’s not geared correctly. I mean, they’re losing time everywhere.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah.
Executive Producer Tania: They can’t get outta their own way.
Crew Chief Eric: It’s horrible.
Executive Producer Tania: I mean, LA Clara’s not a bad driver. He’s [01:45:00] fighting and we could say the Louis Hamilton’s not a bad driver either, right? And he’s doing crap. But then you see that them when they’re side by side with the other cars and it’s like the disparity is kind of evident. They are not competitive against the Red Bull or the McLaren.
We’ll see how it changes. What race number
Crew Chief Eric: is this, like 10? Uh, I don’t know that there’s been that many, but my prediction has held true by the third race. He wasn’t gonna do any better than where he is at,
Executive Producer Tania: but if the car is a problem. Then it’s not fair either,
Crew Chief Brad: because where are the Mercedes?
Crew Chief Eric: They’re at the front doing better.
Antonelli started like second at Amala. It was insane. You guys told me the Mercedes is inferior. They don’t know how to build a car, blah, blah, blah. And now they’re like kicking butt. I don’t
Crew Chief Brad: think anybody said that.
Executive Producer Tania: The Mercedes as last year’s season. So Mercedes fell off and they were wildly uncompetitive.
You talk about how,
Crew Chief Eric: yeah, yeah.
Executive Producer Tania: Ferrari can’t accelerate and get out of its own way. It was pathetic. The Mercedes as the season last year, [01:46:00] wound down their improvements. You could see they were doing better. The Mercedes was becoming more competitive. So whatever they’ve done coming into this year, yes they have a more competitive car.
So maybe had he stayed with Mercedes, it’d be a whole other story right now
Crew Chief Eric: because Russell’s doing great. Antonelli’s doing great. Guess we’ll see. Too bad. Super disappointed in Ferrari this year, but I’m gonna tough it out. I promise you guys we’re gonna, we’re gonna ride to the end. That
Executive Producer Tania: would’ve been the last five years as well.
So I mean.
Crew Chief Eric: And you wonder why I don’t watch. I’m telling you guys spend a year following IMSA and WEC and you will see much better racing than the garbage that Formula One is putting out. And now we’re gonna bring Mickey Mouse into the equation. Now there’s partnerships with Disney. Once I read that, I was like, thank God this is the only year I can go back to watching real racing and not this trash.
He acts like somebody put a gun to his head
Crew Chief Eric: doing it for you guys. You called me out. You said, I didn’t know we told you to watch Drive to Survive.
Crew Chief Brad: Yeah. You’re not a real fan unless you watch Drive to Survive.
Crew Chief Eric: Well, [01:47:00] let’s correct that. Emmy Award-winning drive to Survive. Let me puke a little bit.
Executive Producer Tania: Emmy Award-winning.
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s like giving yourself your own. Yeah. It’s such garbage. Whatever. No, thank you. There is no reason to watch Drive to Survive if you watch the races. I mean, I’m just gonna flat out say that,
Crew Chief Brad: but you don’t get all the drama.
Crew Chief Eric: Ah, you know what’s gonna have a bunch of drama in it, this Brad Pitt movie, are we gonna go see it?
I mean, eventually I will see it when it’s at the bargain bin. Free 99 on your streaming service.
Executive Producer Tania: Preferably, but I, I guess I could spend money on it. I think I have a gift card.
Crew Chief Eric: Wow. I’ll use someone else’s money to watch this terrible movie. Third one of the night. Brad Pitt movie, or completely unrelated, but car adjacent the Paul Walker story.
Which would you watch?
Crew Chief Brad: I need more information. Is it any Brad Pitt movie or
Crew Chief Eric: the Brad Pitt Formula one movie is what I’m referring to.
Crew Chief Brad: So driven two or the Paul Walker story?
Crew Chief Eric: Yeah. Yeah.
Crew Chief Brad: Um, I would rather [01:48:00] sit there and watch Sesame Street with my kids for two hours.
Crew Chief Eric: Again, you’re gonna be able to watch Disney with F1 soon enough.
So that’s the future.
Crew Chief Brad: That’s the future. That means SPN owned by Disney too. So yeah. Yeah.
Executive Producer Tania: Wait, is that what the partnership, is that like you’ll be able to stream Formula One on
Crew Chief Eric: Disney? I haven’t read into it. All I saw were pictures of Mickey Mouse with a Formula One car and I was just like, I’m done. I’m out.
Executive Producer Tania: No, I’m not out. ’cause if you regular streaming Disney Plus, if you’ve got a subscription to it now you can watch Formula One without paying another subscription to the F1 channel.
Crew Chief Brad: Can we rename the F1 drivers with cars characters? Oh man, that’d be so funny. The winner of this year’s championship becomes Lightning McQueen.
Executive Producer Tania: Mm.
Crew Chief Brad: And then we’ve got the other guys, I don’t remember their names.
Executive Producer Tania: Oh, is there gonna be a Pixar Cars? But F1,
Crew Chief Brad: there was an F1 car. He was Italian in cars too.
Crew Chief Eric: Yes. I just don’t see F1 TV giving up the goat to Disney. Giving them the rights? No, I don’t
Executive Producer Tania: think that’s what this is. They’re trying to appeal to the very younger crowd by like [01:49:00] partnering to have the mascots.
But then I would question, do young kids even watch Mickey Mouse? Henry likes it.
Crew Chief Eric: It still on. Okay. Maybe it’s the other way. Formula One is trying to bring Disney up to its level, not the other way around.
Crew Chief Brad: They gonna move the Miami race to Orlando.
Crew Chief Eric: It’ll be on an oval and it’ll be run by Indy cars.
Crew Chief Brad: Oh wait, wait.
They already do that. Go 45 minutes east and just run it at Daytona.
Executive Producer Tania: Well, I guess we’ll have to report on the developments of this as they come to light in the upcoming months.
Crew Chief Brad: Yes.
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Crew Chief Eric: His arm is still bigger than my thigh. I mean, I’m just gonna throw it out there. He’s got calves of a God.
Crew Chief Brad: True, true. You mean I don’t sound like Steve Buscemi or something?
Crew Chief Eric: No, no. Little bit more the dude. The more the Lebowski, the
Crew Chief Brad: dude. It really, really ties the room together. Really brings the room together. Let’s see where, oh, where is my notebook now? Oh, where[01:54:00]
the research that I, that I, that I did. You know, just now what is, what is that? Okay, here we go.
Dun dun.
Crew Chief Eric: Oh, true. And we’re out.
Well here, we’re in the drive through line. Me and her. Cars in front of us, cars in back of us all just waiting to order. There’s some idiot in a Volvo with his bright on behind me. I lean out the window and scream, Hey, what ya trying to do blind me? My wife says Maybe we should.
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